1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,640 (GENTLE GUITAR STRUMMING) 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:07,160 Hey, what about that blond kid? MAN: What - the chubby kid? 3 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,560 He can spin a ball. (CHEERING) 4 00:00:08,600 --> 00:00:11,040 I got us a slab of beer, a nice bottle of red. 5 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,720 I don't think so, Shane. I'm gonna pass. 6 00:00:12,760 --> 00:00:15,080 Do you think I'm good enough? No, I don't. 7 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,760 But you could be. 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:19,040 I'm in the team. I'm playing for Australia! 9 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,720 (CHEERING) 10 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:22,400 COMMENTATOR: What a start for Shane Warne. 11 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:24,680 (CAMERAS CLICK, CROWD CLAMOURS) 12 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,520 (GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES) 13 00:00:27,560 --> 00:00:28,800 I love you, Simone. 14 00:00:29,800 --> 00:00:30,960 (TYRES SCREECH) 15 00:00:31,960 --> 00:00:33,240 Women everywhere. 16 00:00:33,280 --> 00:00:34,280 Groupies. 17 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,480 Shane wouldn't do that. 18 00:00:35,520 --> 00:00:37,200 (CAMERAS CLICK, CROWD CLAMOURS) 19 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,760 (CHEERING) 20 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:42,920 (GUITAR MUSIC CONTINUES) 21 00:00:42,960 --> 00:00:44,400 No more bets. 22 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,120 For you. That's $5,000. 23 00:00:48,160 --> 00:00:52,400 MAN: And with the hard work over, it's now time for the boys to party. 24 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,040 COMMENTATOR: And Warne writhing around on the ground in agony. 25 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:58,760 It's whether Shane Warne can recover from shoulder surgery 26 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:01,160 and resume his brilliant career. 27 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:03,280 SHANE: I'm having a bit of a rough time at the moment, Mum. 28 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:06,880 You look puffy in the face. Are you overweight? Take a pill. 29 00:01:06,920 --> 00:01:09,840 I failed the drug test. What are you talking about? 30 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:12,280 It's...it's the end of my career. 31 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:20,280 # My baby does the hanky-panky 32 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,920 # Yeah, my baby does the hanky-panky 33 00:01:24,920 --> 00:01:28,120 # My baby does the hanky-panky 34 00:01:28,160 --> 00:01:31,440 # My baby does the hanky-panky 35 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:34,560 # My baby does the hanky-panky... # 36 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:45,920 SHANE VOICEOVER: I can't believe this. 37 00:01:45,960 --> 00:01:47,440 It's gotta be a dream. 38 00:01:48,880 --> 00:01:50,600 Liz Hurley. 39 00:01:50,640 --> 00:01:53,560 Oh, it's quite real. Trust me. 40 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:57,120 (FIRE ALARM WHOOPS) 41 00:01:57,160 --> 00:02:00,640 You're kidding! What a hideous noise. 42 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:03,760 Just...don't listen. It's a false alarm. 43 00:02:03,800 --> 00:02:05,800 It happens all the time. 44 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:08,920 Being burnt to a crisp would not be ideal. 45 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:11,960 ('IT JUST WON'T DO' BY TIM DELUXE FEATURING SAM OBERNIK PLAYS) 46 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:15,960 (FIRE ALARM WHOOPS) 47 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:21,440 (LAUGHS) 48 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,200 (LAUGHS) 49 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:27,840 Oh, I forgot my things! 50 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,120 Well, at least you got both shoes. 51 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:39,040 VOICEOVER: Well, you would, wouldn't you? 52 00:02:39,080 --> 00:02:40,880 (CAMERA CLICKS) 53 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:43,960 You think maybe someone paid for those fire alarms to go off? 54 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,840 Hang on, hang on, stop, stop. 55 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:48,360 You people! 56 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:50,680 It's all you wanna know about - the sex and the scandal. 57 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:52,200 I mean, seriously. 58 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,200 Can we just talk about cricket, please? 59 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:58,600 # Without you... # 60 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,280 Shane Warne will arrive home in a few hours 61 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:04,640 and begin trying to clear his name of the smear of drug cheat. 62 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:06,280 (CAMERAS CLICK, CROWD CLAMOURS) 63 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,280 He faces a possible two-year ban, 64 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:11,080 which would almost certainly end his career. 65 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,080 COMMENTATOR: The bombshell was dropped without warning 66 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:17,360 with the Australians asleep in their Johannesburg hotel. 67 00:03:17,400 --> 00:03:19,120 Brooke, can you please turn that off? 68 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:20,240 (TELEVISION MURMURS) 69 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,280 Jackson? Jackson, buddy. What are you doing? 70 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:24,320 Jackson, move away from there, please. 71 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,400 Come over here. Come here. Come on, buddy. 72 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,160 (CHILD GURGLES) Look who's here! 73 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,840 Look who's here - it's Dadda! Go say hi! 74 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:32,320 ..cricket, Shane Warne is expected... 75 00:03:32,360 --> 00:03:33,960 Dadda! Hey, Jackson! 76 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:35,040 Can you please take her? 77 00:03:35,080 --> 00:03:36,320 Oh, can I? 78 00:03:36,360 --> 00:03:38,080 Can I take my fabulous girl, Summer? 79 00:03:38,120 --> 00:03:39,120 Hey? 80 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:40,360 Summer, Summer, Summer, Summer! 81 00:03:40,400 --> 00:03:42,440 Summer, Summer, Summer! 82 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:45,120 Hey! Hey, Jackson, Jackson? Hey, Brookey? Brooke? 83 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:47,280 What's yellow and runs down a tree? 84 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:49,840 Monkey vomit. (MIMICS RETCHING) 85 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,200 (DOORBELL RINGS) Shane? Shane? 86 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,400 Shane, your mum and dad are here. 87 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,280 Huh? Oh, you wanna go down? (YELLS) 88 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:55,320 (GARBLES) 89 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,360 Yep. No, no, no, come here. Jack, come here. Give me a hug. 90 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:59,240 Yeah! Yeah. Oh! 91 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,280 God Almighty, they're like animals at the zoo out there! 92 00:04:02,320 --> 00:04:03,320 Yeah, sorry. 93 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:06,320 Thank god you're home safe. That's all that matters. 94 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:10,400 (CAMERAS CLICK, CROWD CLAMOURS) 95 00:04:10,440 --> 00:04:12,560 MAN: Are you on drugs, Warnie?! 96 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,720 (CROWD CLAMOURS) 97 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:17,720 The substance they found is supposedly a masking agent. 98 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,800 It means they can hide the steroids so they don't show up in a test. 99 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,200 Shane wouldn't take steroids. 100 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:23,840 I wouldn't take any kind of drug. 101 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,680 He's always been anti-drug, always. 102 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:27,520 You did recover super fast. 103 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:30,280 Well, I did intensive rehab with a world-class physio... 104 00:04:30,320 --> 00:04:32,120 I know, I'm just saying! 105 00:04:32,160 --> 00:04:35,200 It's a fluid tablet. He took it to look slimmer. 106 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,040 He was looking a bit flabby. 107 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:39,080 One tablet, though. What's one tablet gonna do? 108 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:40,520 Well, it makes you go to the loo. 109 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:42,400 It's a mistake. You just explain. 110 00:04:42,440 --> 00:04:45,760 Yeah, but if I say that, then it looks like I'm blaming Mum, 111 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:47,320 and then I look like a dickhead. 112 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,960 Well, I think we're past that point. 113 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,520 I'm not having a go at you, it's just kind of true - 114 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:53,360 and no-one is blaming Mum. 115 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:55,160 I don't understand, though - why did you have diet pills? 116 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:57,400 Are you dieting? I get high blood pressure. 117 00:04:57,440 --> 00:04:59,160 I took one pill. 118 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:02,640 It's a misunderstanding. That's all it is. 119 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:10,960 (YAWNS) Both girls finally off to sleep. 120 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,480 Jackson was asleep before his head hit the pillow. 121 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:16,840 (SIGHS) It's been a big week, hey? 122 00:05:23,600 --> 00:05:25,200 (SIGHS) 123 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,560 So, this...this fluid tablet... 124 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:30,800 I don't wanna talk about it. I've spent all day... 125 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,520 Well, I'm just...why? 126 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:36,000 I don't understand - were you that anxious about your weight? 127 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:43,920 I had a press conference. 128 00:05:45,640 --> 00:05:46,800 Someone made a comment. 129 00:05:48,080 --> 00:05:50,520 Then this dickhead was making jokes on the radio and I just... 130 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:51,760 What happened... 131 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:53,880 Mum said something as well. 132 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,200 I don't know. 133 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:56,400 What happened to the man 134 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,160 who doesn't give a shit about what any of them think? 135 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:02,760 Well, yeah, when I'm playing in a match, I don't care, 136 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:07,200 but...you know, away from cricket, it's just... 137 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,160 Sweetheart, I... 138 00:06:11,040 --> 00:06:13,040 (SIGHS) 139 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,920 You know that person I am on the field, right? 140 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:22,040 You know, I'm a hard-arse, arrogant. Mmm. 141 00:06:23,920 --> 00:06:27,240 Well, sometimes I wish I was him off the field. 142 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,480 Well, you give it a good go, hon. 143 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:30,920 (LAUGHS) 144 00:06:30,960 --> 00:06:33,960 (GENTLE PIANO MUSIC) 145 00:06:35,560 --> 00:06:37,160 Do I? 146 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:41,040 I...I don't wanna be like that to you. 147 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,560 What? I'm serious. 148 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:45,840 I am different off the field, aren't I? 149 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,960 Hey. Of course you are! 150 00:06:52,080 --> 00:06:53,120 Hey. 151 00:06:56,080 --> 00:07:01,080 You're a big, soft, fat fuck. 152 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:06,040 Thanks, Simone. I was trying to have a serious conversation. 153 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:07,560 I am being serious. 154 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,000 You just need to quit cricket. 155 00:07:11,040 --> 00:07:13,040 You'd be a much nicer person. 156 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:16,760 Now, come to bed, fatty. 157 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,400 Oh, OK! That's enough of that comment, thank you very much. 158 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,440 VOICEOVER: She was right, of course. (LAUGHS) 159 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:24,680 But you give up something when you're the best in the world. 160 00:07:25,720 --> 00:07:26,960 See how you go. 161 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,040 (CAMERAS CLICK) 162 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,240 Well, I can confirm that the fluid tablet I took 163 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:35,040 was given to me by my mum. 164 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:36,520 Contrary to speculation, 165 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:41,320 taking it had nothing to do with the treatment of my shoulder injury 166 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,200 or the masking of any banned substance. 167 00:07:44,240 --> 00:07:47,000 He did reveal who gave him the diuretic tablet. 168 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,560 NEWSREEL: Warne says it was given to him by his mother 169 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,760 so he would look better for the cameras. 170 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,960 VOICEOVER: I had to face a special tribunal hearing 171 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,200 at Cricket Board HQ - in front of a judge and everything. 172 00:07:58,240 --> 00:07:59,840 I know present in the room here 173 00:07:59,880 --> 00:08:01,680 we have representatives from Cricket Australia 174 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:04,040 and the Australian Sports Anti-Doping Authority, 175 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:06,720 as well as a number of legal representatives 176 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,880 of Mr Shane Keith Warne. 177 00:08:08,920 --> 00:08:12,120 Kerry Packer sent me the best legal team in Australia, 178 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:14,560 God bless him, but here's the thing. 179 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,760 This tribunal was secret. No press allowed. 180 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:21,600 To this day, no-one knows what was said in there. 181 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:23,680 I can tell you, they went after me. 182 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:27,800 You've said that you took one tablet only in January. 183 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,360 Yes. 184 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:31,480 One tablet that you got from your mother. That's correct? 185 00:08:31,520 --> 00:08:32,560 That is correct. 186 00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:36,160 But according to Sports Drug Agency documentation, 187 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:41,080 traces of diuretic were detected in your urine in mid-December. 188 00:08:42,200 --> 00:08:45,760 In February, a sheet of tablets was in your possession. 189 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,280 A whole sheet. 190 00:08:47,320 --> 00:08:49,520 You took them with you all the way to South Africa. 191 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:51,240 Well, they were just in my bag. 192 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:54,280 At least two tablets were missing from that sheet. 193 00:08:54,320 --> 00:08:56,320 Yeah, I'm not... 194 00:08:56,360 --> 00:08:59,920 I don't run a pharmacy, I...I play cricket. 195 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:04,160 VOICEOVER: Then they questioned my mum like she was on trial - 196 00:09:04,200 --> 00:09:05,680 like a criminal. 197 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:08,920 I will never, ever forgive that. 198 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:12,680 Mrs Warne. Can I call you Brigitte? You can call me what you like. 199 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,400 You've made a statement that you were the source of the drug. 200 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,440 I don't think I called it a drug. 201 00:09:18,480 --> 00:09:22,280 Did you have a conversation about the substance with your son? 202 00:09:22,320 --> 00:09:27,200 Yes, I said, "Here, take this. It'll get rid of your double chin." 203 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:32,440 Did it occur to you that it may have been a banned substance 204 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:35,040 or that someone should check? 205 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:38,120 It wasn't banned in our house. I had a ton of them. 206 00:09:38,160 --> 00:09:39,640 NEWSREEL: News just in from Melbourne. 207 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:44,760 The Warne hearing has been adjourned until 11:00 tomorrow morning. 208 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:46,600 What's the worst they can do? 209 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,840 Oh, ban me for two years. 210 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:50,440 That's the usual penalty, according to the lawyers. 211 00:09:50,480 --> 00:09:54,200 I mean, if they do that, I'm finished. I just have to retire. 212 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:55,880 Well, surely the Cricket Board don't want that. 213 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,560 They need you in the team. Well, yeah. 214 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:01,080 I mean, their own doctor said that there are exceptional circumstances 215 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:04,960 'cause they didn't find a single trace of steroids in my system. 216 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:07,480 Yeah, but I thought that the thing you took, it hides the steroids. 217 00:10:07,520 --> 00:10:09,920 I didn't take any steroids, Simone! 218 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,840 OK, OK! I'm just saying. 219 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,720 Their logic isn't very logical. 220 00:10:16,760 --> 00:10:18,320 (SIGHS) 221 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,520 (SIGHS) 222 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:25,600 Two years. 223 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:28,560 I can't. 224 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,720 They'll just... they'll give me a warning. 225 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,760 A fine, you know. 226 00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:36,840 Something like that. 227 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,960 (DRAWER CLOSES, BOTTLE OPENS) 228 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,840 Do you think that's sometimes why you do stuff? 229 00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:51,160 'Cause you can get away with it? 230 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:53,920 What do you mean? 231 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,680 No, I'm just curious. 232 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:58,760 Like, you never thought to check if it was banned? 233 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:03,600 No. 234 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,560 The thought never entered my head. 235 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,320 I don't know. Maybe I'm just stupid. 236 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:11,760 But you're not, Shane, so... 237 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:15,320 ..that's why I get confused. 238 00:11:15,360 --> 00:11:17,560 You're really not stupid. 239 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:19,080 Well, I don't know the answer. 240 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,680 Or if I did, I'd...Id get it fixed. 241 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,400 (STIRRING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 242 00:11:27,440 --> 00:11:29,440 MAN: The committee found the offensive proved 243 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:33,960 and imposed on player Shane Warne a ban for the period of 12 months. 244 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:37,600 I am absolutely devastated. Very upset. 245 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:39,840 I will appeal. (CAMERAS CLICK) 246 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,720 I feel I am the victim of anti-doping hysteria. 247 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,480 I also wanna repeat 248 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:49,400 that I have never taken any performance-enhancing drugs, 249 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,840 and I never will. 250 00:11:50,880 --> 00:11:54,880 (JOURNALISTS CLAMOUR) 251 00:11:54,920 --> 00:11:57,920 Shane Warne says he's devastated by the decision 252 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,160 to ban him from all cricket for year. 253 00:12:00,200 --> 00:12:03,600 If his appeal fails, he'll miss five test series, 254 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:05,280 which surely would have seen him 255 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,520 become the highest test wicket taker in history. 256 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:09,280 BRIGITTE: I'm sorry, love. 257 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:11,320 Don't even - it is absolutely not your fault. 258 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:13,160 No, I'm sorry for YOU, love. 259 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,320 I can't even play local cricket. 260 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,760 They won't even let me bowl to Jackson down the park! 261 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:18,640 It's a witch hunt, absolute. 262 00:12:18,680 --> 00:12:20,440 I mean, tell Michael Jordan, 263 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,520 "You can't touch a basketball for a year." 264 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,600 Tell Jimmy Barnes he can't sing. 265 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:26,040 Well, he can't. You know what I mean. 266 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,480 He screams. He's got a set of lungs. 267 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,320 That's not the point! 268 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,080 Sorry. 269 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:41,000 I'm...I'm sorry! 270 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:42,240 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 271 00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:44,000 BRIGITTE: It's alright. You're upset. 272 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:46,280 Come on, darling. Shall we go play some LEGO? 273 00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,800 (EXHALES) 274 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,000 You know, I made one stupid mistake and I'm out. 275 00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:00,240 COMMENTATOR: So, here's Steve Waugh, strike now. 276 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,080 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 277 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:03,440 Hit down the fine leg. Will go for four. 278 00:13:03,480 --> 00:13:04,680 (INDISTINCT) (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 279 00:13:04,720 --> 00:13:05,880 Stephen Waugh. 280 00:13:05,920 --> 00:13:07,640 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 281 00:13:07,680 --> 00:13:08,960 Passes Sir Donald Bradman's... 282 00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:12,000 (TELEVISION MURMURS) 283 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,120 VOICEOVER: If I wasn't playing cricket, 284 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,960 what was I supposed to do? 285 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,000 (LAUGHS) 286 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:21,360 Oh! (LAUGHS) 287 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,640 Heya! Ahh! 288 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:24,880 Ohh! Hey, you wanna go somewhere? 289 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,720 Oh! (GRUNTS) Where? 290 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:31,200 Go to the movies, the mountains, the moon. 291 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:32,560 Oh! (LAUGHS) 292 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,760 I think I'll stay here. 293 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:38,160 Are you thinking you'll sulk for the full 12 months, or...? 294 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,760 Just so I can plan ahead. 295 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,320 Oh, maybe not the full 12, but probably the first six or seven. 296 00:13:43,360 --> 00:13:44,400 Mmm. 297 00:13:44,440 --> 00:13:46,440 You know what it's like when I go out. 298 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,920 "Hey, Warnie. How's your mum? Warnie, got any pills?" 299 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,120 (GARBLES) 300 00:13:52,560 --> 00:13:53,960 How can you watch? 301 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,920 Well, I can't, and then I can't not. 302 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,480 Steve Waugh's hit his century. He's gonna win us the match. 303 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:03,640 (SIGHS) I should have been captain. 304 00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:07,280 You know, instead I'm...what am I? 305 00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:08,520 Who am I? 306 00:14:08,560 --> 00:14:11,000 And a fire toy. Da...Dad! 307 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:12,640 Dad? Daddy! 308 00:14:12,680 --> 00:14:14,160 Well, there you go. (LAUGHS) 309 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,920 The kids know. Daddy! 310 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,360 (ROARS) Jackson! 311 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,040 VOICEOVER: Oh, I know what you're thinking - 312 00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,520 why wasn't I captain, even before that? 313 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:24,760 Well, to be honest, I was being punished 314 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,880 for another...incident back in 2000. 315 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:29,160 (DRUM RHYTHMS) 316 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:32,000 I was playing for Hampshire in the off-season. 317 00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,080 Simone and the kids came for a visit, 318 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,960 and this particular weekend, I was away with the team. 319 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,680 Good boy. 320 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,120 Good boy! Here we go. 321 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,160 There we go. (BABY GURGLES) 322 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:54,960 (DOORBELL RINGS) 323 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:58,280 (BABY CRIES) 324 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,600 (DOORBELL RINGS) (BABY SCREAMS) 325 00:15:05,480 --> 00:15:08,480 (CROWD CLAMOURS, CAMERAS CLICK) 326 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:18,080 (TENSE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 327 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:31,960 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 328 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:35,000 (PHONE RINGS) 329 00:15:37,160 --> 00:15:38,240 Hi. 330 00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,240 SHANE: (PHONE) Heya. 331 00:15:41,280 --> 00:15:44,160 So, look, there's a story in today's paper. 332 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,240 Yeah, the President of Syria died. Is that what you're talking about? 333 00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,920 Oh, wait. There's this one as well. 334 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,800 Married cricketer Shane Warne makes obscene phone calls. 335 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,560 Look, it's not how it was. I can explain. 336 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,960 Just come home. 337 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,200 (BABY SCREAMS) 338 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:15,560 Can you just give me the paper?! No! I just don't wanna... 339 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,200 Just give me the paper! Just don't talk to me right now! 340 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:19,240 I didn't touch her, Simone! I promise you! 341 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,360 "Oh, Donna, where are you? I could see the wine all over her." 342 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,800 Oh, that's bullshit, because I never said... 343 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:24,240 You gave her your room key! 344 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:26,200 No, I didn't. I didn't give her my room key. 345 00:16:26,240 --> 00:16:28,320 "Warne met 22-year-old Donna Wright, a nurse, 346 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:30,320 "in a nightclub in Leicester"! 347 00:16:30,360 --> 00:16:31,360 I was out with the guys! 348 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:32,760 She came, she said hello... But you called her! 349 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,840 ..I don't remember what I said... You called her that week! 350 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,920 She's 22, Shane! Can you stop reading it?! 351 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,640 Nothing happened with her! Nothing happened! 352 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:41,480 Right, all of this is made up, then? Seriously! 353 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:47,880 Yeah. Yes. 354 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,240 No, I mean, we...we talked. 355 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:56,640 We talked. You talked. 356 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:58,000 Yeah, but that was it. It was just talking! 357 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:00,240 What did you talk about - the game? Pitch? Weather? 358 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,880 Whether or not you could fucking bat?! 359 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,400 No, no! You know what I mean. 360 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,200 "He left messages saying the most perverted things I've ever heard." 361 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,240 Fuck, Shane. 362 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,680 (FEET PATTER) 363 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,200 Mum, I wanna go out! So do I. I feel sick. 364 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:15,440 Um, darling, we can't go outside. Do you know why? 365 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:18,520 'Cause there's some silly people, but do you know what we can do? 366 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:20,960 We can watch 'Tugboat', 'cause it's on telly! 367 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,200 You wanna put 'Tugboat' on? 368 00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,800 Go on! Go, go, go! 369 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:29,920 (STIRRING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 370 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,440 She was woken up by reporters screaming from the front gate. 371 00:17:34,480 --> 00:17:36,160 One of them threw a newspaper at me, through the door! 372 00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:37,680 That's crossing the line. I'm going out there! 373 00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,200 Shane, don't! Don't! 374 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,480 Just... 375 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:45,080 Just tell me the truth. 376 00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:50,320 Do you wanna go on a break? 377 00:17:52,480 --> 00:17:53,760 Do you wanna see other people? 378 00:17:55,880 --> 00:17:57,080 What? 379 00:17:57,120 --> 00:17:58,160 No. 380 00:17:59,880 --> 00:18:01,760 No. Simone, I... 381 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,160 Don't. Hey. 382 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,200 (STIRRING MUSIC CONTINUES) 383 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:12,080 I love you. I'm not interested in anyone else. 384 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:13,760 That... I've told you. 385 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,480 That can't be true! I've told you. They're lying! 386 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,000 (PHONE RINGS) They're lies! 387 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:19,240 Do not...don't treat me like an idiot, Shane... 388 00:18:19,280 --> 00:18:20,920 Hello. This is Shane speaking. 389 00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:24,040 Well...oh, that's...no! 390 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:26,080 I think there are two sides to every story. 391 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,240 No, I don't think...well... 392 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:32,240 I don't know. 393 00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:34,240 Hey, sweetheart. 394 00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,480 Come on. Sleepy time. 395 00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,920 Can you give me your hand? 396 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,840 I saw you before, yawning your face off. Yes, I did. 397 00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:43,400 Cheeky. 398 00:18:43,440 --> 00:18:45,280 Cheeky monkey, cheeky monkey! 399 00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,960 You gonna jump into bed for me? 400 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,960 Ahh! Ahh! 401 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,600 Rainbow toad! 402 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,440 Ahh! Come on, come on. 403 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,480 (LAUGHS) 404 00:18:53,520 --> 00:18:56,000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no more sillies. 405 00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,080 (LAUGHS) 406 00:18:57,120 --> 00:19:00,120 (STIRRING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 407 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,520 She OK? Yeah, yeah. 408 00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:12,320 (SIGHS) 409 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,920 Look, um... 410 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,760 ..vodka, Red Bull, lack of sleep... 411 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,960 Shane. 412 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:32,600 I made a lot of excuses. 413 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:38,360 They're all bullshit. 414 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,000 I'm sorry. 415 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,320 I did the wrong thing. 416 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:49,760 Simone, I'm sorry. 417 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,800 (STIRRING MUSIC CONTINUES) 418 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,640 First tonight, the woman who may have killed off Shane Warne's dream 419 00:20:17,680 --> 00:20:20,400 of ever becoming Australian cricket captain. 420 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,680 22-year-old nurse and single mother Donna Wright 421 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,760 has accused the star bowler of harassing her 422 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,000 with a series of sexually explicit phone calls 423 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,320 after a chance meeting last month in a Leicester nightclub. 424 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,480 Donna Wright agreed to this, 425 00:20:34,520 --> 00:20:37,000 her first and only television interview. 426 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,480 Many people think the 'Daily Mirror' 427 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,120 paid you vast sums of money to go public. 428 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:43,400 Mm-hm. 429 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,440 Is that true? No. 430 00:20:46,440 --> 00:20:50,160 A donation will be made to the... to my workplace. 431 00:20:50,200 --> 00:20:51,680 The children's hospital? 432 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,480 Erm, the children's unit. 433 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:58,200 And you're not being paid for this interview? 434 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,280 This interview, no. 435 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:04,120 I don't want paying. I just want it all over and done with. 436 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,200 VOICEOVER: I thought it was all over and done with, but it wasn't. 437 00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:13,520 Nah, I hear that. 438 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:16,000 Yeah, great. 439 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:18,360 Great. Thanks. 440 00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,280 (PHONE BUTTON BEEPS) 441 00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:24,720 They want me to go on TV, tell my side of the story. 442 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:26,400 You've got a side, do you? 443 00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:29,400 Wh...why do you have to say anything? It's embarrassing enough! 444 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,400 Yeah, I know, I don't wanna give it any more publicity. 445 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:33,000 So, don't do the interview! 446 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,360 I have to. 447 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:36,200 People, they want a public apology. 448 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:39,200 People. People...like who? 449 00:21:39,240 --> 00:21:40,480 I don't know. Everyone. 450 00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:43,560 The executive producer, he called me before and he said... 451 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,240 A TV producer? Who care what he thinks? It's not up to him! 452 00:21:46,280 --> 00:21:50,400 Well, they broadcast the cricket, so, it kind of is up to him...a bit. 453 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,120 You know, plus she went on the show, right? 454 00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,440 She told her side of the story. 455 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,240 I should do the same. It's no-one's business. 456 00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,280 You...you said that yourself! 457 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,800 I know. 458 00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,840 Yeah, I know, and I agree with that, 459 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,680 but if I don't do it... 460 00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,600 ..people will get pissed off. 461 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,000 The fans and that. 462 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,600 You really think the fans will give a shit? 463 00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:22,760 Well, OK, but the Cricket Board, you know, the sponsors. 464 00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:25,440 Like I said before, TV network. 465 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:28,680 Right, so, you go and talk about our marriage, our marriage, 466 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,200 so they can sell more stuff? 467 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:31,880 More sunglasses? 468 00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:33,800 Kinda, yeah. 469 00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:37,120 (EXHALES) Oh, my god. 470 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,840 Oh, my god. 471 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,000 I'm vice-captain of the Australian team. 472 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,240 Well, I wanna be captain one day. 473 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:46,760 Maybe you should have thought of that before you... 474 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,360 Oh, I know, I know. OK. 475 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,040 MAN: OK, standby, folks. (BELL RINGS) 476 00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,480 We're going live. 477 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:58,600 OK, in five, four, three... 478 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,640 MAN: Shane, thanks for your time. 479 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:06,920 Last night Donna Wright told us she would accept an apology from you. 480 00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:09,680 Do you believe you have anything to apologise for? 481 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:10,960 Good evening, Mike. 482 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,800 It's been very disappointing, the exaggeration and sensationalism. 483 00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,720 As an international sportsman who gets pestered a bit, 484 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,520 I would never, ever harass somebody. 485 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,440 So, you believe you've got nothing to apologise for? 486 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:25,600 Well, what happened, I didn't start it. 487 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,360 So, how did she get your hotel room key? 488 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,320 I never put the room key in her back pocket. 489 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:33,280 I'm just not sure what happened. I really don't know. 490 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,800 Let's just... TJ! 491 00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:37,080 Hey, Sim. (KISSES) Hey. 492 00:23:37,120 --> 00:23:38,760 Shane said you were in town. She says you came on to her... 493 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,760 Well, yeah, we were planning on a practise session. 494 00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:43,280 Yeah, it's disappointing. 495 00:23:43,320 --> 00:23:47,760 I mean, I'm obviously...but it's all been pretty much one-sided, saying... 496 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,040 So, how you going? 497 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:50,880 ..I was leaving dirty messages and all those types of things, 498 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:52,240 and I think what's most disappointing 499 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,600 is that she was reciprocating and laughing with her friends about it... 500 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,880 I know. 501 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,160 Sorry, I thought he was on his own, I'm staying down the road, so... 502 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,200 It's OK, it's OK. I'm glad you're here. 503 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,400 Well, obviously my wife, Simone, was disappointed with what I did, 504 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,440 but we're like any married couple. 505 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:08,200 We've had our ups and downs, and, well, she's stood by me. 506 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,520 Donna Wright also claims that you actually performed a sex act 507 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:13,560 while you were on the phone with her. 508 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,760 Yeah, as I said before, there was a bit of dirty talk. 509 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,400 Unfortunately, things happen, but I thought it was a private matter. 510 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,440 I didn't think it was gonna become public, 511 00:24:22,480 --> 00:24:25,720 and now that it has become public, I supposed it's a mistake, 512 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,360 and if it had stayed private, well, it wasn't a mistake. 513 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:29,520 Have you learned from this incident? 514 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:32,760 Oh, hopefully I won't be talking on the phone about this sort of stuff, 515 00:24:32,800 --> 00:24:34,960 just in case it does become public. 516 00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,320 And, Shane, do you still want... Sim! 517 00:24:36,360 --> 00:24:37,720 ..to captain Australia one day? 518 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,560 Oh, absolutely. I'd love to. 519 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:41,120 I think we should just put all this behind us 520 00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:42,400 and get back to playing cricket. 521 00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,680 Alright, Shane, look, thanks for talking to us, and we appreciate it. 522 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,480 Shane Warne facing the music there, 523 00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:50,000 and let's hope, next time we speak to him, 524 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,920 it's about his exploits on the field. 525 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:55,360 We'll take a break, then families fighting back against the rise... 526 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:57,480 TJ! How you going? 527 00:24:57,520 --> 00:24:59,000 ..of mobile phone towers. 528 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,200 Where's Simone? 529 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,240 She left. 530 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:03,840 She alright? 531 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,920 Oh, she's over the moon. 532 00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,080 What do you think? 533 00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:10,440 Let's get out of here. 534 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,680 Oh, you're angry with me? 535 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,040 You could have just apologised - just once, Jesus! 536 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:19,160 Well, I'm sorry, TJ! 537 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,920 Not to me, idiot! I know what you meant! 538 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:25,080 Look, Simone and I, we've spoken, OK? We've talked. 539 00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,240 It doesn't matter what anyone else thinks. 540 00:25:28,280 --> 00:25:29,400 Yeah, but Jesus! 541 00:25:31,120 --> 00:25:32,680 No, look, you're right - it's none of my business! 542 00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:36,360 TJ? 543 00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,320 You got a beautiful girl there. 544 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:43,760 You had every opportunity to mend the fence a little bit. 545 00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:45,800 Instead, you blew up the whole bloody front yard - 546 00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,240 made a complete arse of yourself! 547 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:51,480 I'm not judging you, Shane... 548 00:25:51,520 --> 00:25:53,520 Yeah, it sounds like you might be just a bit. 549 00:25:53,560 --> 00:25:55,280 I'm the last one to judge. 550 00:25:55,320 --> 00:25:57,640 I made a bloody big mess of my life! 551 00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,760 You know, I ended up in prison, as you know. 552 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:03,680 Do you ever think, maybe, it's just a spin bowler thing, right? 553 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,160 You know, deceive, destroy. 554 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,720 Spin bowling - it's the art of deception... 555 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:09,960 Don't be a bloody idiot! 556 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,480 Well, maybe it's just in our genes. 557 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,160 You gotta keep it in your jeans! 558 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,440 Oh, nice! I like that. 559 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,800 I'm serious, Shane. 560 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:18,640 Compulsive behaviour - that's what put me in jail, 561 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:21,480 that's what brought me undone, compulsive behaviour. 562 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,360 VOICEOVER: Not long after that, I got the call. 563 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:27,160 The Australian Cricket Board. 564 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:29,640 Malcolm Speed, CEO. 565 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,040 We're relieving you of the role of vice-captain. 566 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:35,080 I wanted to tell you myself, Shane. 567 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:36,160 What? 568 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,760 Why? What have I done? 569 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:41,560 A string of headlines. Scandals! 570 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,600 Oh, one or two incidents blown out of proportion. 571 00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,640 I mean, I can still play cricket. 572 00:26:46,680 --> 00:26:49,240 I can still bowl, I can still outsmart a batsman. 573 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,400 ('DUMB THINGS' BY PAUL KELLY PLAYS) 574 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,440 What's this? 575 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:00,840 Yep. Newspaper articles. 576 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,360 Magazines. Whatever. 577 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:05,320 From all over the world. Last four years or so. 578 00:27:05,360 --> 00:27:07,200 Have a read about yourself. 579 00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,760 # Saw the knives out Turned my back 580 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:13,560 # Heard the train coming Stayed out on that track 581 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,360 # In the middle In the middle 582 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,840 # In the middle of a dream 583 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,160 # I lost my shirt I pawned my rings 584 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,320 # I done all the dumb things 585 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:28,520 # I melted wax to fix my wings 586 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,880 # I've done all the dumb things 587 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:35,040 # Yeah, I threw my hat into the ring 588 00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:37,520 # I've done all the dumb things 589 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,120 # Well, I thought that I... # 590 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:40,160 Fuck! 591 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,840 Well...yes. 592 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,800 Oh, this is just temporary, right? 593 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,120 Me losing the vice-captaincy, it's... 594 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:53,640 ..you know, it's just till all this dies down? 595 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,000 Well, is this gonna die down any time soon? 596 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:02,920 (TRAM BELL RINGS) 597 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:04,760 Three years on, I'm out altogether, 598 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,280 thanks to the diuretic drama. 599 00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,880 (CARTOONS PLAY ON TELEVISION) 600 00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:11,160 Somehow, I'd gone from golden boy to national villain. 601 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:14,120 I'd had my shoulder wrecked, fixed again, 602 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,880 then wrecked again. 603 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,400 Surgery twice on my finger. 604 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,280 I'd been dropped from the team, stripped of the vice-captaincy, 605 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,240 labelled a sex pervert, and a drug cheat, 606 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:24,760 and now I'm banned for 12 months. 607 00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:27,920 (BOTH LAUGH) 608 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:33,040 Um...oh, I'm running out. 609 00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,400 I'm gonna grab more. Me too. 610 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:36,840 VOICEOVER: As much as I loved hanging out with the kids, 611 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:39,720 I felt like...I was cursed. 612 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,240 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 613 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,600 How to stop the landslide of shit. 614 00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:46,240 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) 615 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:49,280 One thing about having an addictive personality, 616 00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:50,800 it works both ways. 617 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,880 If I go healthy, I go crazy healthy. 618 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:57,600 # I worked hard to get my dad bod... # 619 00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:58,640 (PUFFS) 620 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,480 # I worked hard to get my dad bod... # 621 00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,520 MAN: Shane Warne is on the verge of a third comeback. 622 00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:04,120 That is unbelievable. 623 00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:05,640 MAN: Should he even be considered to play? 624 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:07,000 We've done well without him. 625 00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,880 It's Shane Warne. He's gotta be considered. 626 00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:10,480 But the shoulder injury alone - 627 00:29:10,520 --> 00:29:13,240 there's no way he could ever be the bowler he was. 628 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,440 Those days are gone. 629 00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:16,200 The second comeback after the shoulder surgery, 630 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,040 that was a miracle in itself. 631 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,000 I mean, this is nuts! Come on, really. 632 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:22,600 I actually don't think we need Shane Warne! 633 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,760 We have to move forward. 634 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,920 The guy can't play forever - I mean, sadly. I wish he could! 635 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,040 Australia can't rely on him forever to get us out of trouble. 636 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,840 (GRUNTS) 637 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:34,680 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC CONTINUES) 638 00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:38,760 (GRUNTS) 639 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,760 # My physique is unique... # 640 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:43,280 How is it feeling? Does it hurt? 641 00:29:44,480 --> 00:29:45,880 Not at all. I've got no pain. 642 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,800 12 months rest. They did you a favour. 643 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,840 Yeah, I should get banned more often. 644 00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:54,440 # Dad bod, dad bod... # 645 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:03,080 the first place I broke through in Test cricket in '92. 646 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:05,680 The question now, 12 years later... 647 00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,200 ..was I still any good? 648 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:12,000 COMMENTATOR: Australia versus Sri Lanka, the first day of the Test, 649 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,080 and we have some real added spice here. 650 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,960 and you can see on your screen 651 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,240 the all-time top three Test bowlers. 652 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,120 With Courtney Walsh now retired, 653 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,320 the race is on for Warne 654 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:22,960 versus Murali to claim the record. 655 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,080 Talk about extra motivation. 656 00:30:25,120 --> 00:30:28,200 The great Sri Lankan spinner, Murali, as I call him, 657 00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:30,280 he and I were going head-to-head 658 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,880 for the world record number of Test wickets. 659 00:30:32,920 --> 00:30:37,680 In that first Test back from the ban, I took ten wickets, 660 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,040 including my 500th. 661 00:30:40,080 --> 00:30:42,000 COMMENTATOR: Sweeps it straight up in the air. 662 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:46,360 Andrew Symonds is under it, and there is wicket number 500! 663 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,880 I took ten more in the second Test, and six in the third. 664 00:30:49,920 --> 00:30:52,720 It was one of the best series I ever played. 665 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:53,960 That is special stuff! 666 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,720 Shane Warne, you are a champion! 667 00:30:56,760 --> 00:30:58,920 (UPBEAT ROCK RHYTHMS) 668 00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:05,920 A few months later, Sri Lanka was hit by a tsunami. 669 00:31:05,960 --> 00:31:08,640 30,000 people lost their lives. 670 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,480 I rang Murali. 671 00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:14,000 He said, "Get here," so I got on a plane. 672 00:31:15,240 --> 00:31:17,720 We played cricket with kids, gave out toys. 673 00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:21,400 I mean, it was just...devastating. 674 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,040 They say I'm just a bogan from Black Rock. 675 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:30,520 Well, some days, that's the luckiest thing in the world. 676 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,560 (SOMBRE INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC) 677 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,040 (STICKY-TAPE STRETCHES) 678 00:31:41,080 --> 00:31:43,280 No, I definitely think we'll need new boxes. 679 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,800 We...we are filling them up so... 680 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,240 Sorry, two seconds. 681 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:47,880 Girls, girls, hang on, just... 682 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:51,080 Um, sorry. Still there? 683 00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:53,680 Yep, what I'll do is I'll do a new list and then... 684 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,320 Thank you. (LAUGHS) 685 00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:56,600 Thanks. OK, bye. 686 00:31:56,640 --> 00:31:57,880 It's a business, all this packing. 687 00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:59,680 At least we got a few weeks up our sleeves. 688 00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:01,200 I don't wanna move house! 689 00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,560 Nonsense! Going back to England. What an adventure. 690 00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,320 I like it here! 691 00:32:05,360 --> 00:32:08,160 Brookey, did you tell Nanna about your fancy new travel case? 692 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:10,040 I'm not going to England! 693 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,560 I'm not going! 694 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,320 Goodness me, do you want to stay here with Nanna? I'll look after you. 695 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:16,560 Brooke, I want you to take Summer, please. 696 00:32:16,600 --> 00:32:18,400 Find her shoes, get yourselves ready. 697 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,640 Here we go. (GROANS) There you go. 698 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,280 Good girl. Good girl. 699 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,760 I'll be sad. 700 00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,920 It was bad enough last time, 701 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,560 and you were only gone for a month or something. 702 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:30,440 I don't think it's sunk in for me yet. 703 00:32:30,480 --> 00:32:33,800 The school did a little farewell thing for the kids. 704 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,800 Do you know what, doesn't work out, you can always come back. 705 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,960 I am never moving house ever again. 706 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:41,680 SHANE VOICEOVER: At this stage, I was already in England, 707 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:43,200 playing for Hampshire again. 708 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,560 I loved it. 709 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:47,920 Captaincy - the chance to build a team. 710 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:49,800 The camaraderie. 711 00:32:49,840 --> 00:32:52,440 We had a young gun batsman named Kevin Pietersen. 712 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,200 He'd go on to be one of England's best. 713 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,240 A lot's been said about KP - 714 00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:00,080 that he was arrogant, difficult, or whatever. 715 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,600 He and I got along fine - 716 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,800 both on and off the field. 717 00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,960 (PULSING ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 718 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:08,160 Look, here's how it is. 719 00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,080 You walk down the street and you can feel it. 720 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:12,600 The energy. 721 00:33:12,640 --> 00:33:15,040 Heads turn. People wanna say hi. 722 00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:17,080 You know, get close, touch you. 723 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,800 They want the Warnie show, and I hate to disappoint. 724 00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:26,400 (PULSING ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 725 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:31,720 (DRIVING ROCK MUSIC) 726 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:34,360 People say this stuff's shallow, it's not what life's about. 727 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:40,520 The truth is, these are some of the best nights of your life. 728 00:33:40,560 --> 00:33:43,560 (DRIVING ROCK MUSIC) 729 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:46,880 # I don't want to regret 730 00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:49,160 # The stuff I never said 731 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:52,320 # The chance we never get 732 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,000 # Is it special or easy? 733 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,800 # Am I free or am I 734 00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,240 # Anywhere 735 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:02,080 # Near your neck? 736 00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,040 # Fuck it, I locked it I lost it again 737 00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:08,960 # Fuck it, I locked it I lost it again... # 738 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,680 SHANE: But on this night, I couldn't, could I? 739 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,640 I had to say no. 740 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:18,360 # Fuck it, lock it I can't say 741 00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:20,720 # I can't say... # 742 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:25,280 I had enough trouble last time we were in England. 743 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:31,360 At some point, you have to grow up, learn to behave. 744 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:39,320 Or maybe you don't. 745 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,200 I mean, life's not a dress rehearsal. 746 00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:45,400 # Room 17 It all comes together... # 747 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,760 It's about having fun. 748 00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:49,640 Isn't it? 749 00:34:49,680 --> 00:34:53,960 # And stuff in your heart 750 00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,120 # Yeah! # 751 00:34:56,160 --> 00:34:59,160 ('LOCKET' BY MAGIC DIRT PLAYS) 752 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:06,440 # Coffins are shining above your ceiling... # 753 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:11,080 Who knows? Who knows? 754 00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,800 WOMAN: The 2005 Ashes are set to begin... 755 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:19,840 (STRAINS) 756 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,840 ..and the Aussies are on English soil, preparing for battle. 757 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:25,560 Shane Warne has the chance to become the first ever bowler 758 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:26,880 to take 600 wickets. 759 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:28,360 (MAN LAUGHS) 760 00:35:30,640 --> 00:35:31,640 (GRUNTS) 761 00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:40,360 Oh, you made it! 762 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,320 Come on! Finally... Oh... You got here. 763 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:43,600 Come on! 764 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,040 Wait till you see the size of your bedrooms. 765 00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:47,480 Oh... Let's go in the kitchen. 766 00:35:47,520 --> 00:35:48,520 Kitchen. 767 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,440 New house. Come on, come on. Come on. 768 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,880 Wow! Look at the size of it! 769 00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:53,440 It's awesome! It's huge! 770 00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:56,280 Do you want to look at the backyard? Go on, go on, go on. 771 00:35:57,360 --> 00:35:59,000 Oh, my god. 772 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,080 Hi. 773 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,440 Are you right? 774 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,720 Mm-hm. That was a long flight. (LAUGHS) 775 00:36:04,760 --> 00:36:07,760 (LAID-BACK POP PLAYS FAINTLY) 776 00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,320 I thought about it. 777 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:15,200 But I can't do it. 778 00:36:18,240 --> 00:36:19,720 The answer's no. 779 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:23,360 Come on, Laura. We've been back and forth. 780 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,240 10,000 pounds and a holiday. That's my best offer. 781 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:28,440 It's not about the money. 782 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:29,680 I'm not that person. 783 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:32,360 I know you're not. 784 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,000 Nobody is. 785 00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,520 Look, tomorrow, 786 00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:43,120 someone else is gonna come forward 787 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:45,640 and the day after that as well. 788 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:48,800 So... 789 00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,040 get ahead of the queue. 790 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:06,320 Laura Sayers. Do you know her? 791 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:11,120 The newspaper's gonna publish. 792 00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,920 (SIGHS) 793 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:16,040 Can we stop them? Can we call someone? 794 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:17,680 Yeah, I don't know. 795 00:37:17,720 --> 00:37:19,080 Is it true? 796 00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:23,840 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 797 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,400 (STIRS) 798 00:37:39,960 --> 00:37:41,400 Oh... 799 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:42,840 Is it late? 800 00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:44,720 I'm still on Melbourne time. 801 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,320 Hon, what's wrong? 802 00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,680 Hey. 803 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,000 There's a newspaper article. 804 00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:00,720 It's another girl. 805 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:13,800 You couldn't manage eight fucking weeks! 806 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,120 I'm sorry. It's just, you know... I... I didn't... 807 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,240 Eight weeks! 808 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,880 Yeah, can you just calm down? Right? 809 00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:27,640 Sim... Sim... 810 00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:30,200 We moved house! We moved... 811 00:38:30,240 --> 00:38:31,680 God, you little cunt! 812 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,800 We moved for you, Shane! Simone, shh... 813 00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:35,960 Don't tell me to shush! Don't you dare! 814 00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,040 Look, I'm sorry, OK? I'm sorry. We just... 815 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,760 We just need to talk. No. 816 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,240 Alright? No. No, we really, really don't. 817 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,200 (DOOR OPENS AND SLAMS SHUT) 818 00:38:55,480 --> 00:38:58,480 (REPORTERS CLAMOUR) (CAMERAS CLICK REPEATEDLY) 819 00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:06,080 MAN: Simone! Simone! 820 00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,480 Move! Move! 821 00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,480 (CRIES) 822 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:18,640 (CRIES) 823 00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,560 (SAD MUSIC PLAYS) 824 00:40:09,240 --> 00:40:10,800 How are they? 825 00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:14,520 Are they alright? 826 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,320 They're OK. 827 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:19,960 They're kids. 828 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,680 They're confused. 829 00:40:24,680 --> 00:40:26,160 Who isn't? 830 00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,040 I am really... 831 00:40:33,080 --> 00:40:34,240 I am really, really sorry. 832 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:35,840 Oh, don't, Shane. 833 00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:40,600 I can't do it anymore. 834 00:40:40,640 --> 00:40:41,760 Don't say that. 835 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:42,800 Just... 836 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,520 I mean, we can work this out. 837 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,560 I can... I can change. 838 00:40:50,600 --> 00:40:52,240 I'll... I'll do anything. 839 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,440 Honestly, I... Shane... 840 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:55,360 I know I've been stupid... I know... Please, just stop. 841 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,120 Just stop. 842 00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:06,920 This isn't a test match, Shane. 843 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:12,080 You don't have to keep going. 844 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,800 What do you actually want? 845 00:41:28,520 --> 00:41:30,960 I want... I want you. 846 00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,920 I want you and I want the kids... 847 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:38,920 No, you don't. 848 00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:40,880 You don't. Not really. 849 00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,280 Are you joking? 850 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:46,080 They... 851 00:41:46,120 --> 00:41:48,080 They mean the world to me, Simone. 852 00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:49,640 They... 853 00:41:49,680 --> 00:41:51,320 I would do anything for our kids. 854 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,200 I'd do anything for you... It's not the point. 855 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:56,240 It's not the point. You can't... 856 00:42:01,160 --> 00:42:02,320 You can't do it. 857 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,040 Marriage. You're... 858 00:42:07,080 --> 00:42:08,280 You're no good at it. 859 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:09,760 But I... 860 00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:11,680 Just stop, Shane! 861 00:42:11,720 --> 00:42:12,920 Stop! 862 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:22,640 OK. 863 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:29,600 What do you want? 864 00:42:35,400 --> 00:42:40,240 I want not to be humiliated. 865 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,400 Was there more than one? 866 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,440 WOMAN: Simone! (KNOCKING) 867 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,240 (REPORTERS CLAMOUR) (CAMERA CLICKS REPEATEDLY) 868 00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:09,560 Drive! Drive, Shane! There's people in the way! 869 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,480 Drive! Just go! Just go! 870 00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:14,240 Just go! Just get out of the way! 871 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,600 Get out of the way! 872 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,560 # Where's your mama gone? # Where's your mama gone? 873 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:21,440 # Little baby, Don # Little baby, Don 874 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,240 # Where's your mama gone? # Where's your mama gone? 875 00:43:25,280 --> 00:43:28,920 # Far, far away 876 00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:32,720 # Where's your papa gone? # Where's your papa gone? # 877 00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:36,000 RICHIE BENAUD: He's got him just fractionally above the elbow. 878 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:38,600 # Where's your papa gone? 879 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,200 # Where's your papa gone? # (CROWD MEMBERS EXCLAIM) 880 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:41,680 # Far, far away... # 881 00:43:41,720 --> 00:43:43,520 COMMENTATOR: Oh, that's got the Australian captain. 882 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,680 And he's in trouble here. 883 00:43:45,720 --> 00:43:47,400 CROWD: # Where's your missus gone? 884 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,760 # Where's your missus gone? 885 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:52,720 # Where's your missus gone? Where's your missus gone? # 886 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:54,880 SHANE: "Where's your missus gone?" 887 00:43:54,920 --> 00:43:58,080 Over and over, for hours. 888 00:43:58,120 --> 00:44:01,920 Truly, it would go on all day, every day. 889 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:07,880 # Where's your missus gone? Where's your missus gone? 890 00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:10,000 # Far, far away... # 891 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:14,080 'Cause my missus HAD gone. # Far, far away... # 892 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:17,760 Simone had taken the kids and gone back to Australia, 893 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,640 as any sane person would. 894 00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,840 I wrecked my marriage. 895 00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:25,320 Me. 896 00:44:25,360 --> 00:44:26,680 All by myself. 897 00:44:26,720 --> 00:44:31,400 My daughter Brooke had given me a farewell present, a wristband. 898 00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,680 I wore it all the time. 899 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:36,160 It kept me alive. 900 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:38,960 In the first Ashes test, we killed it. 901 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:43,120 Glenn McGrath, aka 'Pigeon', took nine wickets and I took six. 902 00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:46,120 (CHEERING) COMMENTATOR: Brilliant. 903 00:44:49,240 --> 00:44:51,320 (CHEERING) 904 00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:54,720 The second test was said to be the best ever. 905 00:44:54,760 --> 00:44:55,880 COMMENTATOR: Bowled him! 906 00:44:59,120 --> 00:45:00,440 It was right up there. 907 00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:02,880 TONY GREIG: There it is. Oh, he's hit him hard here. 908 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:09,520 Pigeon was out injured. The game seesawed. 909 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,960 It was crazy, but England beat us by two runs. 910 00:45:16,000 --> 00:45:17,160 Two runs! 911 00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:19,040 COMMENTATOR: Jones! (CHEERING) 912 00:45:19,080 --> 00:45:22,720 Kasprowicz the man to go... 913 00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:26,960 In spite of the singalong, I'd taken 16 wickets in two tests. 914 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000 I was playing some of the best cricket of my life. 915 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:33,760 At night, I was pathetic. 916 00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,320 I drank vodka and sobbed to 'Pup' Clarke. 917 00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:39,560 Lucky old Pup. 918 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:45,640 We were all square going into the third test in Manchester. 919 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,520 I got there - the big 600. 920 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,200 (CHEERING) 921 00:45:50,240 --> 00:45:53,560 COMMENTATOR: What's that done? Now, then... Yes! Out! 922 00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:57,240 600 test match wickets for Shane Warne! 923 00:45:57,280 --> 00:46:00,240 SHANE: I kissed the wristband, a sign to Brooke - 924 00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:02,800 I miss you, I love you 925 00:46:02,840 --> 00:46:07,200 and one day I'll make it up to you, one day I'll be the dad you deserve. 926 00:46:09,720 --> 00:46:13,120 The whole series came down to the last day of the last match. 927 00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:18,880 Kevin Pietersen - remember him? - smashed it out of the park. 928 00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,400 (CHEERING) 929 00:46:20,440 --> 00:46:21,760 RICHIE BENAUD: That's a beautiful stroke 930 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:25,680 with which to make your maiden test century... 931 00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:30,200 the last test match of an Ashes series... 932 00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:33,240 (CHEERING) 933 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,520 (STRAINS) 934 00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,000 Catch! (CHEERING) 935 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:43,040 Freddie Flintoff and I won men of the series. 936 00:46:44,600 --> 00:46:47,480 (CHEERING) 937 00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:51,640 I said goodbye to the crowd, to the English fans, god love them. 938 00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:53,360 CROWD: (CHANTS) Wish you were English! 939 00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:56,760 I don't know who it was, but someone once said 940 00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,520 "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times." 941 00:47:10,520 --> 00:47:13,040 SHANE: So many sports stars don't know when to stop. 942 00:47:14,360 --> 00:47:20,120 Or they can't stop until they're forced out by injury or worse, 943 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,080 the tap on the shoulder. 944 00:47:23,080 --> 00:47:26,160 (CAMERAS CLICK) I made my own decision to go. 945 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,320 First of all, I'd like to thank you all for coming. 946 00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:33,080 Today, I announce my retirement from international cricket. 947 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:37,400 I'll play out the rest of this test series and that's it for me. 948 00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:42,040 You have a chance to be the first ever person to take 700 wickets. 949 00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:44,360 I mean, why... (LAUGHS) Why would you retire before that? 950 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,200 Well, as I said before, I'll play out the next two tests, so... 951 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:50,160 You back yourself to reach the 700? 952 00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:52,120 I've backed myself so far. 953 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:54,280 It's worked out OK. 954 00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:56,400 (REPORTERS CLAMOUR) SHANE: Why did I do it? 955 00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,880 Honestly, the breakdown of my marriage. 956 00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:02,720 That changed everything for me. 957 00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:07,640 For one thing, I stopped lying. 958 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:10,080 I didn't have to do anymore. 959 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:14,240 And that question of Simone's, "What do you want?" 960 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,680 What do you actually want? 961 00:48:19,640 --> 00:48:24,440 I wanted to take time out and hang out with the kids, be a proper dad, 962 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,320 before it was too late. 963 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:39,000 But first, the Boxing Day test, 964 00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:43,120 the last one I'd ever play in my home town. 965 00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:59,360 A few people turned up to watch. 966 00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:00,920 (CHEERING) 967 00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,880 90,000 screaming fans. 968 00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,080 (LAUGHS) My god, did they make some noise! 969 00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:08,920 MICHAEL SLATER: It's gonna be tough work for Shane Warne 970 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,800 given that it's day one here at Melbourne. 971 00:49:10,840 --> 00:49:11,880 A lot of moisture around. 972 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:16,120 Then, suddenly, they'd go so quiet. 973 00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:18,280 (CROWD QUIETENS) 974 00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,200 (GRUNTS) 975 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:23,080 BILL LAWRY: Collingwood sweeps fine. Should be four. 976 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:37,080 (GRUNTS) 977 00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,360 MARK TAYLOR: Got him! There it is! 978 00:49:39,400 --> 00:49:41,520 Wicket number 700! 979 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,160 And they can't catch him! 980 00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:46,880 Everything seemed to lead to that one perfect moment. 981 00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,000 Through the gate and has got Strauss! 982 00:49:49,040 --> 00:49:50,880 (CHEERING) 983 00:49:57,760 --> 00:50:00,680 You got the feeling he was writing the script, Shane Warne... 984 00:50:02,560 --> 00:50:05,160 and in front of his home crowd, he holds the ball aloft. 985 00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:09,720 No better way than to hit the stumps for wicket number 700. 986 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:20,360 SHANE: I was never much into horseracing 987 00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:25,120 but for some reason I said yes to a VIP ticket at Goodwood in England. 988 00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,160 (DAINTY MUSIC PLAYS) 989 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:31,680 How you going? 990 00:50:31,720 --> 00:50:35,560 And lucky I did 'cause that's where I met Elizabeth. 991 00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,440 Um, would you mind? 992 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,400 Shane Warne. 993 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:46,080 Oh, my god. 994 00:50:48,200 --> 00:50:49,720 I'm starstruck. 995 00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:53,000 (LAUGHS) Well, I think that's, um... 996 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,240 Well, that'd be my line. 997 00:50:57,880 --> 00:50:59,640 Hello. Hello. 998 00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:02,440 I'm Elizabeth. 999 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,320 Yeah. I know. (LAUGHS) 1000 00:51:08,360 --> 00:51:12,200 It's hard to explain but we just clicked. 1001 00:51:12,240 --> 00:51:16,440 We got on like a house on fire. 1002 00:51:16,480 --> 00:51:18,360 (MOANING) Or even a hotel. 1003 00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:22,960 Small problem. (ALARM BLARES) 1004 00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:24,880 At this stage, I was kind of... 1005 00:51:24,920 --> 00:51:26,400 (LAUGHS) ..sort of... 1006 00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:29,520 look, how do I put this... back with Simone. 1007 00:51:29,560 --> 00:51:31,920 (CAMERA CLICKS) I know. I know... 1008 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:33,240 Look, it's complicated... (CAMERA CLICKS) 1009 00:51:33,280 --> 00:51:38,240 and we'd organised to go away together for Christmas with the kids, 1010 00:51:38,280 --> 00:51:39,360 so... 1011 00:51:40,760 --> 00:51:43,160 I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT) 1012 00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,120 SHANE: I had a bit of explaining to do. 1013 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:51,800 Look, open, honest, full disclosure... 1014 00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,280 I have a new girlfriend. 1015 00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:02,720 Her name's Elizabeth. 1016 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,240 She was in 'Austin Powers'. 1017 00:52:08,600 --> 00:52:10,000 The movie. 1018 00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:13,200 SHANE: Yeah, that didn't go so well. 1019 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:18,120 (WOMAN SINGS OPERATICALLY) 1020 00:52:19,560 --> 00:52:23,440 The media circus was nuts... 1021 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:25,680 (REPORTERS CLAMOUR) (CAMERAS CLICK) 1022 00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:34,280 (WOMAN SINGS OPERATICALLY) 1023 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,760 ..especially in Australia. 1024 00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:55,080 A lot of the time, we just couldn't go out. 1025 00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:57,040 We were trapped, which... (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1026 00:52:57,080 --> 00:52:59,120 ..oh, suited me just fine. 1027 00:53:01,320 --> 00:53:03,760 Oh, my god. What is that hideous noise? 1028 00:53:06,480 --> 00:53:09,840 It's a helicopter. (HELICOPTER WHIRRS) 1029 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,160 Ah. 1030 00:53:17,200 --> 00:53:20,800 Ah, it'll run out of fuel eventually. (LAUGHS) 1031 00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:23,840 Hopefully not overhead. (BOTH LAUGH) 1032 00:53:25,000 --> 00:53:27,640 MAN: Shane Warne has been accused of cheating on Liz Hurley, 1033 00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:29,960 reportedly texting a Melbourne businesswoman... 1034 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:31,760 WOMAN: Shane Warne and Liz Hurley are engaged... 1035 00:53:31,800 --> 00:53:32,800 WOMAN: They got married... 1036 00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:34,800 WOMAN: Shane Warne and Liz Hurley... WOMAN: Liz Hurley is pregnant... 1037 00:53:34,840 --> 00:53:36,280 That's the rumour... WOMAN: Liz Hurley pregnant? 1038 00:53:36,320 --> 00:53:38,040 WOMAN: ..is a Scientologist... WOMAN: Well, it's possible... 1039 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:41,800 MAN: Liz Hurley's in the new James Bond and Shane is furious... 1040 00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:43,320 WOMAN: Shane Warne's terrible break-up with Liz... 1041 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:45,400 Jeez, you've been busy. 1042 00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:52,160 SHANE: Around that time, I got a phone call, 1043 00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:56,040 one of those phone calls you just don't ever want. 1044 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:59,080 (POP MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO) 1045 00:54:05,080 --> 00:54:07,360 (TURNS ENGINE OFF) 1046 00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:12,760 TJ. 1047 00:54:12,800 --> 00:54:15,520 What, you're waiting out the front door for me? 1048 00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,320 Heard you coming down the street. 1049 00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:19,680 How did you know it was me? 1050 00:54:19,720 --> 00:54:21,920 Your exquisite taste in music. 1051 00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:23,440 (LAUGHS) 1052 00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:28,600 Thanks for coming. 1053 00:54:30,680 --> 00:54:32,360 Sorry I couldn't make it sooner. 1054 00:54:39,960 --> 00:54:41,440 How you doing? 1055 00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:44,360 Fantastic. 1056 00:54:45,400 --> 00:54:47,440 The heart attack did a lot of damage. 1057 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,640 The doctor said... 1058 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:50,520 Let's not talk about it, eh? 1059 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:56,200 Sorry. 1060 00:54:56,240 --> 00:54:59,320 Let me know if you two run out of things to talk about. 1061 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,000 (SIGHS) 1062 00:55:05,840 --> 00:55:08,320 TJ, if you need anything, I'm... No. 1063 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,240 Look at this. 1064 00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,800 TONY GREIG: (ON TV) Oh, they've got him. 1065 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:32,200 I think that's out! 1066 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,520 I think he's actually... 1067 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:35,520 TJ, what are you doing? 1068 00:55:35,560 --> 00:55:39,360 This is... Just look at it. 1069 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,480 IAN HEALY: (ON TV) 998 wickets 1070 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:45,360 Warne and McGrath share in games they've played together. 1071 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:49,080 Thank you, says Warne. Thank you, says the crowd. 1072 00:55:49,120 --> 00:55:52,360 A love-hate relationship that English crowds have had with him 1073 00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:53,640 I think has turned to love. 1074 00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,960 Love only. 1075 00:55:55,000 --> 00:55:56,520 Well, you have your good days and... 1076 00:56:03,280 --> 00:56:05,320 Hey, TJ... Shut up. 1077 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,320 Look at it. 1078 00:56:20,240 --> 00:56:21,840 (CRIES) 1079 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:24,680 Someone will do it better. 1080 00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,720 Yeah, and they'll do it better soon enough. 1081 00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:31,400 Yeah, well, I won't be around for it. 1082 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,200 I'm as good as gone. 1083 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:48,160 Eh... 1084 00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,440 Never had that bottle of red. 1085 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:57,560 Well... 1086 00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:00,680 It's a bit early for wine, but... 1087 00:57:02,480 --> 00:57:04,400 I'll give it a go if you will. 1088 00:57:04,440 --> 00:57:06,480 You're not fuckin' having it now. (LAUGHS) 1089 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,840 You had your chance. 1090 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:28,040 ('VOTRE COTE YEYE M'EMMERDE' BY THE LIMINANAS PLAYS) 1091 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:36,880 (WOMAN SINGS IN FRENCH) 1092 00:57:45,240 --> 00:57:48,240 (MAN SINGS IN FRENCH) 1093 00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:03,240 I go, um, to the French embassy and I don't speak it, 1094 00:58:03,280 --> 00:58:04,960 and they would not tolerate that. 1095 00:58:05,000 --> 00:58:06,960 I'm not surprised, those Frenchmen. 1096 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,000 Mm-hm. Yes, I really think that's perfect. 1097 00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:10,520 (GIGGLES) 1098 00:58:10,560 --> 00:58:14,200 (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) (LAUGHS) 1099 00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,560 I've just gotta call someone. 1100 00:58:15,600 --> 00:58:17,120 No worries. I'll be a couple of minutes. 1101 00:58:17,160 --> 00:58:18,680 Yeah, no, go for it. Call them. 1102 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:23,400 (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) 1103 00:58:25,520 --> 00:58:28,560 I was just wondering if you could do the 22nd. 1104 00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,560 No. No, I'm in LA for a poker tournament. 1105 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:34,200 We could meet there. 1106 00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,040 I'm in Paris for Estee Lauder. 1107 00:58:37,440 --> 00:58:38,880 Following Friday? 1108 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:41,600 I've got a charity golf game. Melbourne. 1109 00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:44,320 Come on. Surely you can skip that. 1110 00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:48,080 Well, it's for sick kids, you know. 1111 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:49,800 Plus, I want to see my own kids. 1112 00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:55,400 What about the weekend of the fifth? I'm totally free. 1113 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:56,720 Mmm... 1114 00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,400 No. 1115 00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:00,200 Cast read-through for the new show. 1116 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,960 Can you come? 1117 00:59:03,000 --> 00:59:05,120 What, to New York? 1118 00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,600 Well, you're free. 1119 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:08,920 You just said. 1120 00:59:08,960 --> 00:59:12,080 Yeah, but, well, it's Summer's birthday on the Monday 1121 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:15,320 and Simone's doing a dinner, the whole thing, you know. 1122 00:59:18,080 --> 00:59:19,560 (SIGHS) 1123 00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,920 Oh, we'll... we'll figure something out. 1124 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,720 Shane... 1125 00:59:40,800 --> 00:59:42,520 Hey, um... 1126 00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,600 what are you, uh... 1127 00:59:45,640 --> 00:59:47,280 what are you wearing right now? 1128 00:59:49,680 --> 00:59:51,880 You can make it up. It doesn't have to be real. 1129 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,840 Not now. 1130 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:03,000 We... 1131 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,440 We seem to have hit a wall. 1132 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:18,760 Look... 1133 01:00:18,800 --> 01:00:20,640 I mean, don't... 1134 01:00:20,680 --> 01:00:23,120 Don't say that. 1135 01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:26,160 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 1136 01:00:33,720 --> 01:00:35,160 Elizabeth... 1137 01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:08,040 (PENSIVE MUSIC) 1138 01:01:15,200 --> 01:01:17,680 SHANE: If I learnt one thing in my life, 1139 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:22,440 I'm not the best in the world at long-distance relationships. 1140 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:24,200 Oh, except with my kids. 1141 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:28,160 I seemed to be able to connect with them no matter where I was. 1142 01:01:28,200 --> 01:01:29,760 (LAUGHS) Dad, you're an idiot. 1143 01:01:29,800 --> 01:01:33,160 Oh, well, at least I'm not smart... At least you're not... What? 1144 01:01:33,200 --> 01:01:35,520 That doesn't make sense. Gotcha! 1145 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:37,280 See? Got you with that one. 1146 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,360 (SIGHS) You're a dag. Yeah? 1147 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:41,720 Well, at least I'm not a smart dag. 1148 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:46,040 (CLICKING) 1149 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,880 Let me have a go. 1150 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,320 Hang on, hang on. There's... There's a trick to it. 1151 01:01:50,360 --> 01:01:52,760 Yeah, and you never know the trick. 1152 01:01:52,800 --> 01:01:55,120 That's not true. I'm the only one who knows the trick. Alright? 1153 01:01:55,160 --> 01:01:56,600 Oh, my god. Dad, move. 1154 01:01:56,640 --> 01:01:57,800 Jackson knows how it works. 1155 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:59,640 SHANE: People used to ask me all the time, 1156 01:01:59,680 --> 01:02:03,600 how much do you think was just luck, getting lucky with the ball? 1157 01:02:03,640 --> 01:02:07,200 Well, I'd like to say more hard work than anything, but... 1158 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:08,440 Horrible. Get out of the way. 1159 01:02:08,480 --> 01:02:10,600 ..with my family, boy, did I get lucky! 1160 01:02:10,640 --> 01:02:13,520 I reckon Mum could do it. She will not do better than me. 1161 01:02:13,560 --> 01:02:14,720 Here we go. Mum... 1162 01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:18,720 I made some horrible mistakes. 1163 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:25,080 In sporting terms, I played some shockers and yet somehow we held on. 1164 01:02:25,120 --> 01:02:29,200 Me and the kids just got closer and closer. 1165 01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,320 Simone and I stayed friends to the end. 1166 01:02:32,360 --> 01:02:33,560 How could you not? 1167 01:02:33,600 --> 01:02:35,400 Forget the Gatting ball. 1168 01:02:35,440 --> 01:02:39,400 That's the real miracle, right there. 1169 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,160 (CHEERING) 1170 01:02:51,200 --> 01:02:56,520 SHANE: So, did I deserve it, all this kerfuffle, 1171 01:02:56,560 --> 01:03:00,600 all this worship on the holy altar of fame? 1172 01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,840 That's not for me to judge. 1173 01:03:04,880 --> 01:03:07,080 That's for you. 1174 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:13,280 But, yeah, I... I think I probably did. 1175 01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:19,560 (CHEERING) 1176 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:23,040 COMMENTATOR: Well, that has turned about two and a half feet. 1177 01:03:23,080 --> 01:03:24,880 Gatting can't believe his eyes. 1178 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:27,080 What a start for Shane Warne. 1179 01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,400 (CHEERING) 1180 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:32,440 COMMENTATOR: What's that done? 1181 01:03:32,480 --> 01:03:34,120 Now, then... Yes! Out! 1182 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,200 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1183 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,280 600 test match wickets for Shane Warne! 1184 01:03:40,440 --> 01:03:41,840 What a moment! 1185 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,760 MARK TAYLOR: Got him! There it is! 1186 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:48,920 Wicket number 700! 1187 01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:50,640 And they can't catch him! 1188 01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,800 (CHEERING) 1189 01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:56,400 Shane Warne, through the gate, has got Strauss. 1190 01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,600 IAN HEALY: 998 wickets, 1191 01:04:02,640 --> 01:04:04,080 Warne and McGrath share 1192 01:04:04,120 --> 01:04:05,960 in games they've played together. 1193 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,200 Thank you, says Warne. 1194 01:04:07,240 --> 01:04:09,400 Thank you, says the crowd. 1195 01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:12,560 The love-hate relationship that English crowds have had with him 1196 01:04:12,600 --> 01:04:14,000 I think has turned to love. 1197 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,040 Love only. 1198 01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:18,080 Captioned by Ai-Media ai-media.tv