1 00:00:02,769 --> 00:00:03,937 AGATHA: Checkmate. 2 00:00:03,937 --> 00:00:05,538 You checkmated my queen, not my king. 3 00:00:05,538 --> 00:00:08,274 We're playing lesbian chess because I'm lesbian, 4 00:00:08,274 --> 00:00:09,743 so the queen trumps the king. 5 00:00:09,743 --> 00:00:11,945 -Ah, fair enough. Good game. -Shush. 6 00:00:11,945 --> 00:00:13,279 Can you keep it down, please? 7 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:14,781 Why is he so nervous? 8 00:00:14,781 --> 00:00:16,950 Invites are going out tonight for the Arky Gala. 9 00:00:16,950 --> 00:00:19,552 They're hand-delivered to all the top Arkies. 10 00:00:19,552 --> 00:00:22,322 Wow, the Arky Gala is the most exclusive 11 00:00:22,322 --> 00:00:24,357 and sexy event of the year. 12 00:00:24,357 --> 00:00:26,393 Well, if I get invited, you'll get to come, too. 13 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:28,328 Assistants are mandatory plus-ones. 14 00:00:28,328 --> 00:00:30,497 Oh, my goggles. 15 00:00:30,497 --> 00:00:31,898 That's a catchphrase I'm trying out 16 00:00:31,898 --> 00:00:33,032 because I wear glasses. 17 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,267 Well, don't get your hopes up. 18 00:00:34,267 --> 00:00:35,802 ArkyTV says I'm on the bubble. 19 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:37,604 Well, I hope we get invited. 20 00:00:37,604 --> 00:00:40,140 -It sounds fun! -I don't want to go to have fun. 21 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,608 I want to go so I can curry favor 22 00:00:41,608 --> 00:00:43,643 with a venerable Richard Longtooth! 23 00:00:43,643 --> 00:00:46,446 -Who? -He's the CEO of Splunk Energy Drinks. 24 00:00:46,446 --> 00:00:48,448 Rip and Bella were their spokespeople. 25 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,817 -You were a Splunksman? -Indeed. 26 00:00:50,817 --> 00:00:52,786 And together we were Splunkspeople. 27 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,754 It's not often that advertising meets art, 28 00:00:54,754 --> 00:00:57,791 but in our campaign, that's exactly what transpired. 29 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,026 ♪ If you're stuck in a funk ♪ 30 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,327 ♪ You got to drink Splunk ♪ 31 00:01:01,327 --> 00:01:02,996 ♪ Will it shrink my junk? ♪ 32 00:01:02,996 --> 00:01:04,297 ♪ What, are you drunk? ♪ 33 00:01:04,297 --> 00:01:05,598 ♪ That rumor's debunked ♪ 34 00:01:05,598 --> 00:01:07,834 ♪ I got to drink Splunk. ♪ 35 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:10,637 I know if I can just suckle a tiny taste of talky time 36 00:01:10,637 --> 00:01:13,139 with Longtooth, a Splunksman once more could I be. 37 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,442 -[doorbell rings] -That could be the fucking invite! 38 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:16,843 -[elevator bell dings] -[panting] 39 00:01:16,843 --> 00:01:19,078 Sorry, Rip. Just testin' out the doorbell. 40 00:01:19,078 --> 00:01:21,080 You got to do that every year. 41 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:22,749 Ugh, Swooper, don't do that again. 42 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,218 I'm expecting someone very important. 43 00:01:26,186 --> 00:01:27,387 [doorbell rings] 44 00:01:27,387 --> 00:01:29,055 I told you not to ring it again! 45 00:01:29,055 --> 00:01:32,158 I didn't. It rang on its own 'cause it's broken. 46 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:33,927 See? Good thing I tested it. 47 00:01:33,927 --> 00:01:35,462 [doorbell rings] 48 00:01:35,462 --> 00:01:37,831 Sorry, that was me. It was an accident that time. 49 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,132 [doorbell rings] 50 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:41,134 Sorry, forgot you didn't want me to ring it. 51 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,536 -That's on me. -[doorbell rings] 52 00:01:43,536 --> 00:01:46,072 Okay, that time, I was doing a goof 53 00:01:46,072 --> 00:01:47,540 where I pretended to push it, 54 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,844 but then I did actually push it, so I know I messed up. 55 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:53,179 ♪ ♪ 56 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,249 [doorbell rings] 57 00:01:56,249 --> 00:01:58,384 -Sorry. Another accident. -[doorbell rings] 58 00:01:58,384 --> 00:02:01,721 Rip Digman, you have been invited to the Arky Gala. 59 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:04,090 Yes! This is the happiest I've been 60 00:02:04,090 --> 00:02:06,826 in many moons! 61 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,896 ♪ ♪ 62 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:32,185 ♪ ♪ 63 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:45,832 And, for the occasion, my tuxedo of deepest brown. 64 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,701 Remember, my darling Maraschino Cherry? 65 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:49,936 Dip me, Rip, 66 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,404 like I'm a mozzarella stick 67 00:02:51,404 --> 00:02:53,439 and the floor is marinara sauce. 68 00:02:53,439 --> 00:02:55,675 -Hydip! -[cheering] 69 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,044 Oh, how I miss you. [grunts] 70 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,312 Tux shrank in the closet, 71 00:02:59,312 --> 00:03:01,180 probably due to the temperate air. 72 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:03,249 Let me just... [choking] 73 00:03:03,249 --> 00:03:04,551 -[grunting] -Ow! 74 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:06,686 It was an accident! 75 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:08,955 It's archaeology's biggest night, 76 00:03:08,955 --> 00:03:10,523 and all the stars are out, 77 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,059 from Mayor Magooble to Zane Troy himself. 78 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:15,461 Oh, Rip Digman. Say, what's it like to be back 79 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:17,196 at the Arky Gala after so many years 80 00:03:17,196 --> 00:03:19,032 -as a punchline? -A punchline? 81 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,701 You mean the best part of a joke? It feels great. 82 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:24,170 And as always, no one outside of the venue will have 83 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,573 any idea what's going on inside. 84 00:03:26,573 --> 00:03:28,775 [laughs] That's right, Howard. 85 00:03:28,775 --> 00:03:30,910 As you can see, guests are depositing their phones 86 00:03:30,910 --> 00:03:33,780 and signing NDAs in order to enter the event. 87 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,882 But I wanted to play with my clock app. 88 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:38,952 So we'll never know exactly what's happening at this party, 89 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:41,354 but I would imagine there are a ton of drugs. 90 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:43,222 More flake than you can possibly imagine, 91 00:03:43,222 --> 00:03:44,591 and probably a sex room. 92 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:45,792 A big, orgy sex room 93 00:03:45,792 --> 00:03:47,327 where everyone is fucking and sucking 94 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,761 to their heart's content. Howard. 95 00:03:48,761 --> 00:03:50,697 Thanks, Doreen, for that vivid speculation. 96 00:03:50,697 --> 00:03:52,098 But alas, we can only wonder 97 00:03:52,098 --> 00:03:54,000 what sort of debauchery goes on in there. 98 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,537 Rest assured, whatever it is must be very cool. 99 00:03:57,537 --> 00:04:01,074 Hey, everyone, it's time for the Arky shuffle! 100 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:03,176 ♪ Dig, dig ♪ 101 00:04:03,176 --> 00:04:05,044 ♪ Clean dirt from a vase ♪ 102 00:04:05,044 --> 00:04:07,046 ♪ Now look inside a tomb and get scared of a mummy ♪ 103 00:04:07,046 --> 00:04:09,382 ♪ Run away from the mummy, now dust a little dust ♪ 104 00:04:09,382 --> 00:04:11,451 ♪ Whip to the left, whip to the right ♪ 105 00:04:11,451 --> 00:04:13,219 ♪ Now excavate and swing from a vine ♪ 106 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:15,321 -Come on, Rip. -Hard pass. 107 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,256 I haven't danced since Bella died. 108 00:04:17,256 --> 00:04:18,791 ♪ Sink, sink ♪ 109 00:04:18,791 --> 00:04:20,026 ♪ There's quicksand on the floor ♪ 110 00:04:20,026 --> 00:04:21,794 -Excuse me. -My God. 111 00:04:21,794 --> 00:04:24,163 It's synchronicity. It's exquisite. 112 00:04:24,163 --> 00:04:26,532 I spy with my little Arky eye: 113 00:04:26,532 --> 00:04:28,134 -Mr. Longtooth. -Great! 114 00:04:28,134 --> 00:04:30,236 I can show him a magic trick to butter him up. 115 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,739 I shoved a huge ribbon in my throat before we got here, 116 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:34,140 and I'm dying to get it out. 117 00:04:34,140 --> 00:04:35,642 Respectfully, that sounds like 118 00:04:35,642 --> 00:04:37,844 the worst idea I've ever heard in my entire life. 119 00:04:37,844 --> 00:04:39,979 -That was respectful? -Yes. 120 00:04:39,979 --> 00:04:41,614 The disrespectful version would've been that it was 121 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,683 the worst idea I've heard in all my many lives, 122 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,251 were I to believe in reincarnation, 123 00:04:45,251 --> 00:04:46,686 which I strongly don't. 124 00:04:46,686 --> 00:04:48,154 Anyway, you need to head over 125 00:04:48,154 --> 00:04:50,056 -to the assistants' section. -SALTINE: Aw, man! 126 00:04:50,056 --> 00:04:52,692 I can't believe how many people are drinking champagne here 127 00:04:52,692 --> 00:04:55,028 when they could be enjoying a Splunk Energy Drink. 128 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:57,330 Oh, hey, Mr. Longtooth. I didn't see you there. 129 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:00,233 Is there a finer sight in all the world than the Arky shuffle? 130 00:05:00,233 --> 00:05:03,236 Mmm! It's absolutely mesmerizing. Oh, Rip Digman. 131 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,438 Been a while since I've seen you around these parts. 132 00:05:05,438 --> 00:05:07,807 Well, I'm back and feeling very good, 133 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:11,477 which reminds me of my favorite flavor of Splunk, Berry Splunk. 134 00:05:11,477 --> 00:05:13,613 Well, this is pathetic. 135 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:16,315 Rip, are you seriously trying to pitch yourself 136 00:05:16,315 --> 00:05:18,117 as a new Splunksperson for Splunk? 137 00:05:18,117 --> 00:05:19,686 How desperate. 138 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:22,522 Mr. Longtooth, would you care to see a magic trick? 139 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:27,493 Wow, there was so much ribbon in there. 140 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:29,529 -Oh, goddamn it! -Can I buy you a drink? 141 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,264 It's an open bar, but sure. 142 00:05:31,264 --> 00:05:34,033 Hello, fellow assistant Arkies. 143 00:05:34,033 --> 00:05:36,302 What do you all think of the latest issue 144 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:37,637 of Assistant Arky Magazine? 145 00:05:37,637 --> 00:05:39,906 Hmm. Talk about a humdinger, right? 146 00:05:39,906 --> 00:05:41,808 -Ah! -Hey, I haven't seen you around before. 147 00:05:41,808 --> 00:05:44,577 I'd be more than happy to show you the ropes if you want. 148 00:05:44,577 --> 00:05:45,712 You know, mentor you. 149 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:47,246 -[groans] -Back off, creep. 150 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,848 Oh, s-sorry, ma'am. S-Sorry. 151 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,751 Hey, I'm Trisket. I like your vest. 152 00:05:51,751 --> 00:05:53,920 Thank you. It helps me keep track of 153 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,888 where my torso ends and begins. 154 00:05:55,888 --> 00:05:58,491 By the way, wearing sunglasses inside 155 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,493 where you're protected from UV rays, 156 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:01,861 that's badass. 157 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:04,097 -Want to try them on? -Over my glasses? 158 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:05,998 -Okay. -Looks good. I like your vibe. 159 00:06:05,998 --> 00:06:08,334 Really? My mom always said I come on too strong. 160 00:06:08,334 --> 00:06:10,103 But then again, she doesn't talk to me anymore. 161 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:12,405 Neither does my dad. Oh, no. See? I'm doing it again. 162 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:14,741 Nah, it's cool. My parents hate me, too. 163 00:06:14,741 --> 00:06:16,776 Apparently, no daughter of theirs would ever 164 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,010 "moon people all the time." 165 00:06:18,010 --> 00:06:21,013 -Whoa. You're so cool. -Mm-hmm. 166 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,649 Oh, you want to go, flyboy? I'm down for a donnybrook! 167 00:06:23,649 --> 00:06:25,885 Oh, yeah? I'm gonna punch the tip of your cock. 168 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,153 [grunting] 169 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:28,721 [straining] Come on. 170 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:29,989 -[groans] -[gasps] 171 00:06:29,989 --> 00:06:32,325 BOTH: Wait, you're his assistant? 172 00:06:32,325 --> 00:06:34,293 Saltine, why are you fraternizing 173 00:06:34,293 --> 00:06:35,862 with my greatest enemy's subordinate? 174 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:38,264 -That's Trisket, my new friend. -Oh, no, she's not. 175 00:06:38,264 --> 00:06:40,099 If I ever catch you talking to her again, you're fired. 176 00:06:40,099 --> 00:06:42,001 -But that's not fair! -And that goes double for you, 177 00:06:42,001 --> 00:06:44,237 -Trisket, you little wanker. -Okay. 178 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,506 Oh, man. 179 00:06:46,506 --> 00:06:47,907 [knocking] 180 00:06:48,775 --> 00:06:50,376 [groans] 181 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:51,778 -[Trisket sighs] -[gasps] 182 00:06:51,778 --> 00:06:53,312 Please tell me you're not gonna drink that. 183 00:06:53,312 --> 00:06:55,114 Trisket, we're not supposed to talk to each other. 184 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,015 We could get fired. 185 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,083 Then let's go somewhere 186 00:06:57,083 --> 00:06:58,084 they can't see us. 187 00:06:58,084 --> 00:07:00,253 You mean break a rule? 188 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:02,121 Okay, I'm obsessed. 189 00:07:02,121 --> 00:07:03,823 -[glass clinking] -Attention, everyone. 190 00:07:03,823 --> 00:07:05,491 I'm Billy Themet, head of the Met, 191 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:06,859 and I want to welcome you all. 192 00:07:06,859 --> 00:07:08,461 I haven't tried the food because I'm waiting for 193 00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:11,097 my wife to cut it up for me, but it smells delectable. 194 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,032 I want to share an exciting announcement. 195 00:07:13,032 --> 00:07:15,168 Tomorrow we break ground on a new wing of the museum, 196 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:19,105 all thanks to a generous donation from Rich Longtooth. 197 00:07:19,105 --> 00:07:21,374 The Longtooth wing will be just as refreshing 198 00:07:21,374 --> 00:07:24,510 and exciting as my non-FDA-approved energy drinks. 199 00:07:24,510 --> 00:07:26,245 [gasping] 200 00:07:26,245 --> 00:07:28,181 -[crowd coughing] -Everyone into the temple. 201 00:07:29,482 --> 00:07:30,950 Detonate the charges. 202 00:07:31,818 --> 00:07:35,188 We're here to stop the museum from expanding. 203 00:07:36,022 --> 00:07:37,824 -So we can say Zapper's Arcade! -[crowd gasps] 204 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:41,845 HIGH SCORE: Sorry to crash your party, moldy oldies. 205 00:07:41,845 --> 00:07:43,813 You can call me High Score 206 00:07:43,813 --> 00:07:46,616 'cause I have the high score in every game at Zapper's. 207 00:07:46,616 --> 00:07:48,351 Meet your other hosts for the evening. 208 00:07:48,351 --> 00:07:50,620 -Boombox. -Pump up the volume. 209 00:07:50,620 --> 00:07:52,756 -Tomboy. -I'm a girl that dresses different. 210 00:07:52,756 --> 00:07:54,657 -Allergies. -[sneezes] 211 00:07:54,657 --> 00:07:56,459 -Slingshot. -Sling-a-ding dong. 212 00:07:56,459 --> 00:07:58,728 -Dojo Dave. -[grunts] 213 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,897 -Australia. -Have a go, ya mug. 214 00:08:00,897 --> 00:08:04,167 -And Booby Trap. -[farts] 215 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:06,770 Zapper's is where we hang out every day, 216 00:08:06,770 --> 00:08:09,305 and we're not gonna let a bunch of moldy oldies 217 00:08:09,305 --> 00:08:11,841 tear it down just to make your stupid museum bigger. 218 00:08:11,841 --> 00:08:13,877 So, here's how this is gonna go. 219 00:08:13,877 --> 00:08:16,346 Mayor Magooble is gonna sign this form 220 00:08:16,346 --> 00:08:19,449 to make Zapper's Arcade a historic landmark 221 00:08:19,449 --> 00:08:20,984 that can't be demolished. 222 00:08:20,984 --> 00:08:22,852 Do that, Mr. Mayor, and you'll find 223 00:08:22,852 --> 00:08:24,788 your campaign contributions drying up 224 00:08:24,788 --> 00:08:26,956 -before the next election cycle. -I can't sign it. 225 00:08:26,956 --> 00:08:29,225 -It'd be political suicide! -[murmuring] 226 00:08:29,225 --> 00:08:31,661 Suit yourself, but if you don't sign within an hour, 227 00:08:31,661 --> 00:08:34,230 an Arky will die every ten minutes. 228 00:08:34,230 --> 00:08:37,200 -Of natural causes? -No, of murder. 229 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:39,636 -[all gasp] -All right, enough of this BS. 230 00:08:39,636 --> 00:08:41,638 There's no way these snot-nosed brats 231 00:08:41,638 --> 00:08:44,374 are gonna murder anyone. [groans] 232 00:08:44,374 --> 00:08:45,508 Oh, won't we? 233 00:08:45,508 --> 00:08:46,843 The children have the upper head. 234 00:08:46,843 --> 00:08:48,511 You'll never get away with this. 235 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:49,813 Oh, yes, we will. 236 00:08:49,813 --> 00:08:51,447 You moldy oldies gave up your phones, 237 00:08:51,447 --> 00:08:52,682 so you can't call the cops. 238 00:08:52,682 --> 00:08:54,217 And those NDAs you signed means 239 00:08:54,217 --> 00:08:56,553 no one can say a word about what happens tonight. 240 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:57,921 You're trapped! 241 00:08:57,921 --> 00:08:59,856 Mon Dieu, he's right. The NDAs. 242 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:01,324 Why did we sign those? 243 00:09:01,324 --> 00:09:02,959 It's your choice, Mr. Mayor. 244 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:07,230 Sign the landmark form or watch the world's greatest Arkies die. 245 00:09:07,230 --> 00:09:09,632 And if any of you are thinking about escaping, 246 00:09:09,632 --> 00:09:11,568 we filled the moat with piranhas. 247 00:09:11,568 --> 00:09:14,103 Even if you made it across, you'd have to deal with 248 00:09:14,103 --> 00:09:17,273 an oil slick. Booby Trap. 249 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:20,376 Holy hell. One step on that oil, 250 00:09:20,376 --> 00:09:22,512 and we'll likely slip straight to death. 251 00:09:22,512 --> 00:09:25,181 Well, well, well. Rip Digman. 252 00:09:25,181 --> 00:09:27,183 I've played your arcade game at Zapper's. 253 00:09:27,183 --> 00:09:28,818 My arcade game? 254 00:09:28,818 --> 00:09:30,687 Digman: The Arcade Game! 255 00:09:30,687 --> 00:09:32,088 King Tut is back, 256 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,790 and he is pissed at archaeologists. 257 00:09:33,790 --> 00:09:35,358 BELLA: Play as Rip or Bella as we battle 258 00:09:35,358 --> 00:09:37,660 to rescue Swooper from Tut's evil clutches. 259 00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:40,029 RIP: Power up by eating iguana jerky. 260 00:09:40,029 --> 00:09:41,097 [chewing] 261 00:09:41,097 --> 00:09:42,999 But don't let Tut defeat you. 262 00:09:42,999 --> 00:09:46,269 Tonight I dine on Arky hummus. 263 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:49,505 RIP: Good God. 264 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,241 And it's the only game 265 00:09:51,241 --> 00:09:53,276 with ungrounded wiring so you get shocked as you play. 266 00:09:53,276 --> 00:09:54,911 -Ow! Fu-- -Digman! 267 00:09:54,911 --> 00:09:57,447 But they buried all the copies of my game in the Arizona desert 268 00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:59,682 after everyone complained that it was impossible to beat. 269 00:09:59,682 --> 00:10:01,618 Impossible to beat? [laughs] 270 00:10:01,618 --> 00:10:03,753 No, you just got to know the trick. 271 00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:04,921 The trick? What trick? 272 00:10:04,921 --> 00:10:06,256 Wouldn't you like to know? 273 00:10:06,256 --> 00:10:08,591 Australia, Slingshot. Search the whole museum. 274 00:10:08,591 --> 00:10:10,326 Hunt for stragglers. Dojo Dave. 275 00:10:10,326 --> 00:10:12,528 You're in charge of security while we're gone. 276 00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,631 -[grunts] -Got to be honest. 277 00:10:14,631 --> 00:10:16,633 This kid has amazing leadership skills. 278 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:19,135 -I can't see anything. -Here. 279 00:10:20,703 --> 00:10:22,639 SALTINE: Wow. 280 00:10:22,639 --> 00:10:25,208 This is my favorite room in the museum. 281 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,377 It's an exact recreation of a bedroom 282 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,645 from the Victorian era. 283 00:10:28,645 --> 00:10:31,114 Ooh! It even has an authentic chamber pot. 284 00:10:31,114 --> 00:10:34,017 -Man, that thing is beat up. -I know, right? 285 00:10:34,017 --> 00:10:35,985 And look, there's even an original copy 286 00:10:35,985 --> 00:10:37,687 of my favorite book. 287 00:10:37,687 --> 00:10:41,024 There are many stories about heights that are not wuthering. 288 00:10:41,024 --> 00:10:42,926 This is not one of those stories. 289 00:10:42,926 --> 00:10:45,128 -Such good writing. -This is cool. 290 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:47,030 I've never hung out with an assistant Arky 291 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:48,431 -I actually like. -Same. 292 00:10:48,431 --> 00:10:51,234 -You're like my first friend. -Yeah, same. 293 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,102 Maybe we can have another friend-hang next week. 294 00:10:53,102 --> 00:10:55,905 That sounds great. Oh, who am I kidding? 295 00:10:55,905 --> 00:10:57,840 Rip and Zane would never allow that. 296 00:10:57,840 --> 00:10:59,142 And I can't get fired. 297 00:10:59,142 --> 00:11:01,077 Being an Arky is my dream. I'm sorry. 298 00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,146 This needs to be a one-night-only friendship. 299 00:11:03,146 --> 00:11:06,115 Alas, we're fated to be star-crossed homies. 300 00:11:06,115 --> 00:11:09,085 Star-crossed homies. I love that phrase. Oh! 301 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:11,788 -Hey there, kids. -Okay, here's the deal. 302 00:11:11,788 --> 00:11:13,289 Whoever gets us the hell out of here will be named 303 00:11:13,289 --> 00:11:14,857 the spokesperson for Splunk Energy Drinks. 304 00:11:14,857 --> 00:11:16,960 In that case, it shall be me. 305 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:18,728 Toodle-oo, chaps. [grunts] 306 00:11:18,728 --> 00:11:20,029 [laughs] 307 00:11:21,331 --> 00:11:22,732 [crowd gasping] 308 00:11:22,732 --> 00:11:25,368 Merde. He was the best jumper of us all. 309 00:11:25,368 --> 00:11:27,103 I could certainly never jump that far. 310 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:30,073 Man, that skeleton is cool as shit, though. 311 00:11:30,073 --> 00:11:31,741 Silver lining, I guess. 312 00:11:31,741 --> 00:11:33,076 What are you kids doing here? 313 00:11:33,076 --> 00:11:35,912 Uh, just enjoying this awesome museum. 314 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:37,180 But it's closed. 315 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:39,415 Yeah, we absolutely love history, 316 00:11:39,415 --> 00:11:42,352 -so we snuck in. -Ah, I used to do that. 317 00:11:42,352 --> 00:11:43,486 Let me guess. Gate C? 318 00:11:43,486 --> 00:11:45,321 Exactly. Gate C. 319 00:11:45,321 --> 00:11:48,224 Well, you guys picked a simply fascinating exhibit, 320 00:11:48,224 --> 00:11:49,959 but there's just one problem. 321 00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:53,096 -There is no Gate C. -Now! 322 00:11:53,096 --> 00:11:54,564 HIGH SCORE: Australia, report in. Everything clear? 323 00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:56,265 Could use your help with the hostages. 324 00:11:56,265 --> 00:11:58,668 -Hostages? -[Australian accent] Uh, yeah. 325 00:11:58,668 --> 00:12:00,903 It's all bonzer out here. 326 00:12:00,903 --> 00:12:02,672 And good on ya for asking. 327 00:12:02,672 --> 00:12:04,040 Copy that. Over and out. 328 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,343 -Wow. That was fucking spot-on. -Right? 329 00:12:07,343 --> 00:12:10,079 [indistinct chatter] 330 00:12:10,079 --> 00:12:11,914 [sighs] We are dead. 331 00:12:11,914 --> 00:12:14,350 Sure, eventually we'll go the way of all flesh, 332 00:12:14,350 --> 00:12:15,885 but perhaps not today. 333 00:12:15,885 --> 00:12:17,086 Follow me. 334 00:12:17,086 --> 00:12:18,688 [snoring] 335 00:12:18,688 --> 00:12:21,257 This temple was transported completely intact from Egypt, 336 00:12:21,257 --> 00:12:23,192 and inside was a great pharaoh's tomb. 337 00:12:23,192 --> 00:12:24,660 As was tradition, he was buried 338 00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,296 with his organs hidden nearby in Canopic jars. 339 00:12:27,296 --> 00:12:30,566 If we can find a preserved organ like this, 340 00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:33,736 we can throw it in the water to distract the piranhas. 341 00:12:33,736 --> 00:12:34,971 [grunts] 342 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,508 Soup's on. 343 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:41,611 ♪ ♪ 344 00:12:41,611 --> 00:12:43,312 [gasps] 345 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:45,782 [grunts] 346 00:12:45,782 --> 00:12:48,851 Don't you have a race car bed to piss? 347 00:12:49,819 --> 00:12:51,187 [groans] 348 00:12:51,187 --> 00:12:52,522 [grunting] 349 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:55,258 Whoa! [grunting] 350 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:59,562 He's just a kid, Rip. How are you losing? 351 00:12:59,562 --> 00:13:01,564 He's shockingly strong. 352 00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:04,033 [grunting] 353 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:05,968 I have mixed feelings about this. 354 00:13:05,968 --> 00:13:07,804 -[groans] -Hey, Rip. 355 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,506 Fuck off. 356 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,108 Zane's about to get out and free us all. 357 00:13:12,108 --> 00:13:14,377 One more step, and he's my new Splunksman. 358 00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:16,145 Never! [grunts] 359 00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:17,513 Ah! 360 00:13:17,513 --> 00:13:20,049 -[laughs] Nice. -[overlapping angry chatter] 361 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,717 [grunts] Wha... 362 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,653 Well, your hour is up, Mr. Mayor. 363 00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:24,954 What's it gonna be? 364 00:13:24,954 --> 00:13:27,156 -I'll never sign. -Very well. 365 00:13:27,156 --> 00:13:29,725 Then the time has come for an Arky to die. 366 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:31,227 -Any volunteers? -ALL: Him! 367 00:13:31,227 --> 00:13:33,496 -[whimpers] -Oh, my goggles. 368 00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:38,484 -Where are we going? -After observing those kids, 369 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:39,886 I think I know how to defeat them. 370 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:41,855 Wait. Should we even bother? 371 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,223 -What do you mean? -If we do, 372 00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:44,791 everyone will learn the truth, 373 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,526 -that we're friends. -[sighs] 374 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:48,528 I can't keep our friendship in the shadows anymore. 375 00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:51,364 Here. I stole this from the gift shop earlier. 376 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,933 -It's a brontosaurus bracelet. -That's funny. 377 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,401 I also got you a bronto bracelet. 378 00:13:57,003 --> 00:14:01,341 Whoa. Okay, this just got quite real. 379 00:14:01,341 --> 00:14:03,543 Time for your kill scream, Rip. 380 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,744 Any last words? 381 00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:06,446 Only these: Mr. Longtooth, 382 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,114 feel free to use my image posthumously 383 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,149 in an ad for Splunk. I don't mind. 384 00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:11,517 -[murmuring] -I'm not sure that's... 385 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,152 You can make me do whatever feels right. 386 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,888 It can be demeaning, nasty, perverted stuff. 387 00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,590 If you want, you could even use actual footage of my autopsy. 388 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,860 And the doctor could be like, "Hey, where's the balls?" 389 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,695 That is A-okay with me. 390 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:25,331 Wow. You really are a sad man. 391 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:26,599 [chuckles] Sad? 392 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,402 Would a sad guy do this? 393 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:30,703 [crying] 394 00:14:30,703 --> 00:14:33,006 It's game over for you, Rip. 395 00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,174 Game over? 396 00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:36,809 Wait. What about this? 397 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:38,311 If I can beat your high score in the Digman video game, 398 00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,812 you let me go. 399 00:14:39,812 --> 00:14:42,148 If I can't, you can kill me and everyone else here. 400 00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:43,316 What the fuck, Rip? 401 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,418 No, I think I'll just kill you. 402 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:46,886 Oh, I get it. 403 00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,155 Is this how you keep your high scores intact? 404 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,924 You murder anyone who may actually 405 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:53,559 -threaten your pixelated crown? -No, I... 406 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:54,961 Fine, then, just kill me, 407 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,996 since you're so afraid I'll humiliate you. 408 00:14:56,996 --> 00:14:58,698 Just do it and then kill Zane. 409 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,335 Bring in the game. 410 00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:03,603 [grunting] 411 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:07,573 Here are the rules: if Rip beats High Score's high score, 412 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,876 you go free. If he doesn't, you die. 413 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:13,012 -Step aside, pizza face. -[arcade game jingle plays] 414 00:15:13,012 --> 00:15:14,380 It's go time. 415 00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,684 -[all gasp] -Aw, fucking no way! 416 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,219 Oh, I'm so fucked! I'm so royally fucked! 417 00:15:20,219 --> 00:15:22,155 And one quarter pourer to boot. 418 00:15:22,155 --> 00:15:24,157 [slurping] Time's up, Rip. 419 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,125 I'm coming, Bella. 420 00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:28,628 -Not so fast. -Saltine! 421 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,296 -[blows] -[sneezes] 422 00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:31,464 Wh-What? 423 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,766 I can't hear my boombox. Who am I? 424 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,134 [crying] 425 00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:38,204 -[screams] -[exhales] 426 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,007 -Ha! -Whoa, whoa. 427 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,176 [straining] 428 00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:45,645 -Hooray! All right! -[cheering] 429 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,013 Yay! 430 00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:49,449 Rip, before you say anything, 431 00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,950 this is Trisket, and she's my friend. 432 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,819 If you can't accept that, it's your problem. 433 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,153 No, yeah, it's fine. 434 00:15:54,153 --> 00:15:55,488 I don't give a shit about that stuff anymore. 435 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,589 You saved our lives! 436 00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,191 -Oh, really? -Trisket, we're leaving. 437 00:15:58,191 --> 00:16:00,126 Ugh! I got to go. Zane's my ride. 438 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,462 Wait a minute. Where's High Score? 439 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,998 ♪ ♪ 440 00:16:09,736 --> 00:16:11,637 Huh. 441 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,006 [grunts] 442 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,078 High Score? [groans] 443 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,449 I was hoping you'd find me in here. 444 00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:25,551 [with accent]: Perhaps I should introduce myself. 445 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,286 You already did. You're High Score. 446 00:16:27,286 --> 00:16:29,522 My name isn't High Score. 447 00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,157 It's Ponce de Leon. 448 00:16:31,891 --> 00:16:34,994 500 years ago, me and my fellow conquistadores-- 449 00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,230 Tomboy, Allergies, Boombox and the rest-- 450 00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,366 found the Fountain of Youth here in Nueva York. 451 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,135 I created a cover story that it was in Florida 452 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,436 to throw people off, 453 00:16:43,436 --> 00:16:44,971 but we've been living in a state of 454 00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:46,873 perpetual youth for centuries. 455 00:16:46,873 --> 00:16:48,741 Ironic, isn't it? After all that, 456 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:51,344 I was the moldiest oldie of all. 457 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:53,379 Whoa. So, uh, just wondering. 458 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:55,181 Can this fountain bring people back to life? 459 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,949 No, it just makes you look younger. 460 00:16:56,949 --> 00:16:58,317 But the older you get, 461 00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,520 the more often you need to drink from it. 462 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,422 That's why I'm always sipping from my cup. 463 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,090 The water from the lake runs up the tube 464 00:17:04,090 --> 00:17:05,425 into the soda fountain. 465 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:06,993 But I can't let it fall into the hands 466 00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,361 of the museum, it's too addictive. 467 00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,563 It makes you feel youthful, like bangs, 468 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:12,765 but it also overtakes your life, like bangs. 469 00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:18,538 So I'm gonna hit this button and destroy it once and for all. 470 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:21,941 [groans] 471 00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,310 -[both gasp] -Don't move a muscle. 472 00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:26,412 Wait, not even my heart muscle? Because I would die. 473 00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,114 You know the heart is a muscle, right? 474 00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,615 I swear I'm not trying to be a know-it-all. 475 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,317 I'm just saying, you said, "Don't move a muscle," 476 00:17:31,317 --> 00:17:34,087 but I got to keep moving that one, Mr. Longtooth. 477 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,688 [laughs] Okay, my hands are up. 478 00:17:38,984 --> 00:17:40,519 What the hell are you doing, Longtooth? 479 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:42,254 I've been searching for the fountain for decades. 480 00:17:42,254 --> 00:17:44,322 When I discovered it was here, I donated a fortune 481 00:17:44,322 --> 00:17:46,158 to expand the museum and gain access. 482 00:17:46,158 --> 00:17:48,960 And now that it's mine, I'll add it to Splunk. 483 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,196 An addictive drink that also makes you look younger? 484 00:17:51,196 --> 00:17:52,831 I'll make billions. 485 00:17:52,831 --> 00:17:54,466 [slurps] 486 00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:58,170 Oh. Ah, I feel 40 years old. 487 00:17:58,170 --> 00:17:59,671 The age at which life begins, 488 00:17:59,671 --> 00:18:01,273 according to Women's World magazine. 489 00:18:01,273 --> 00:18:03,675 I bet I can do the splits again. [laughs] 490 00:18:03,675 --> 00:18:05,644 Rip, I need to tell you 491 00:18:05,644 --> 00:18:07,779 how to beat the Digman video game. 492 00:18:07,779 --> 00:18:09,281 It's impossible to beat it solo, 493 00:18:09,281 --> 00:18:11,416 but when you play it two-player, 494 00:18:11,416 --> 00:18:13,952 Rip and Bella can do a combo move 495 00:18:13,952 --> 00:18:16,288 to defeat the final boss. 496 00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:20,225 It's all about... it's all about teamwork. 497 00:18:20,992 --> 00:18:22,928 -He's dead. -Saltine, you heard him. 498 00:18:22,928 --> 00:18:24,529 -We need to do teamwork. -But what kind? 499 00:18:24,529 --> 00:18:27,899 The one thing Longtooth can't tear his eyes away from. 500 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,701 -The Arky shuffle. -[gasps] 501 00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:31,169 Two, three, four. 502 00:18:31,169 --> 00:18:33,505 ♪ Now dig, now dig ♪ 503 00:18:33,505 --> 00:18:35,607 ♪ Clean dirt from a vase ♪ 504 00:18:35,607 --> 00:18:37,275 ♪ Now look inside a tomb, get scared of a mummy ♪ 505 00:18:37,275 --> 00:18:38,410 -♪ Run away from a mummy. ♪ -Wait. 506 00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:39,978 Wait, what are you doing? My God. 507 00:18:39,978 --> 00:18:42,013 That dance, it's incredible. 508 00:18:42,013 --> 00:18:44,616 [whispers]: It's working. He's falling under our spell. 509 00:18:44,616 --> 00:18:47,919 -Now let's ice this moldy oldie. -For High Score! 510 00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:50,155 -[grunts] -[gargling] 511 00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,927 Aw, look. He's just a baby now. 512 00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,662 Indeed, but it'll wear off. 513 00:18:57,662 --> 00:18:58,864 Ponce said so himself. 514 00:18:58,864 --> 00:19:00,966 There's only one thing left to do. 515 00:19:00,966 --> 00:19:02,434 [grunting] 516 00:19:02,434 --> 00:19:04,703 He's actually an old man, don't forget. 517 00:19:04,703 --> 00:19:07,739 I know it looks bad, but it's totally aboveboard. 518 00:19:07,739 --> 00:19:09,341 This is a necessary evil. 519 00:19:09,341 --> 00:19:12,744 Not even evil, just totally and completely necessary. 520 00:19:12,744 --> 00:19:15,080 [grunts, sighs] 521 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:17,849 There. That piece of shit is dead. 522 00:19:17,849 --> 00:19:19,951 Man, that's tough to look at. 523 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:22,721 Also, I got to say, didn't feel good doing that. 524 00:19:22,721 --> 00:19:24,623 But it was the only option. Had to do it. 525 00:19:24,623 --> 00:19:26,424 I'm sure he's gonna re-age any second, 526 00:19:26,424 --> 00:19:29,261 and it'll be like I definitely didn't kill a baby. 527 00:19:29,261 --> 00:19:30,962 [chuckles nervously] 528 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,764 Any second now. 529 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:37,035 I'm betting it still reverts even though he's dead. 530 00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:40,472 That magic water's gonna wear off, and it'll be aces. 531 00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:43,441 Any second. 532 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:46,811 [gasps] 533 00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:49,648 Oh, fuck yes! Thank Christ! [laughs] 534 00:19:49,648 --> 00:19:51,716 That was a little touch-and-go there for a minute, 535 00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:53,185 right, Saltine? [laughs] 536 00:19:53,185 --> 00:19:55,120 And by the way, I'm off the hook for the one earlier, too. 537 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,556 The karate guy? He was also old. 538 00:19:57,556 --> 00:19:59,090 Yeah, man. 539 00:19:59,090 --> 00:20:02,661 All right, now that that is neatly and morally settled, 540 00:20:02,661 --> 00:20:05,664 let's blow this place to hell and get out of here. 541 00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:09,601 -[explosions] -Did you yell "For High Score" earlier? 542 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,636 I did. Yeah. It's weird in retrospect. 543 00:20:11,636 --> 00:20:13,872 We didn't really know him, and he was pretty much the villain 544 00:20:13,872 --> 00:20:16,641 most of the time, but... [chuckles] heat of the moment. 545 00:20:16,641 --> 00:20:19,477 A giant sinkhole formed next to the Arky Gala 546 00:20:19,477 --> 00:20:21,546 last night, destroying Zapper's Arcade 547 00:20:21,546 --> 00:20:24,049 and killing the CEO of Splunk Energy Drinks. 548 00:20:24,049 --> 00:20:26,284 We wish we could provide you with more details, 549 00:20:26,284 --> 00:20:28,119 but since everyone signed NDAs, 550 00:20:28,119 --> 00:20:30,155 nobody who was there is allowed to say what happened. 551 00:20:30,155 --> 00:20:31,890 Airtight NDAs once again 552 00:20:31,890 --> 00:20:35,660 spoil what we can only assume would be a great story. 553 00:20:35,660 --> 00:20:37,095 [Saltine and Trisket grunting] 554 00:20:37,095 --> 00:20:38,330 Ooh! We almost got him. 555 00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:39,898 We got to do the combo move. 556 00:20:39,898 --> 00:20:42,601 BOTH: C-C-Combo! 557 00:20:42,601 --> 00:20:45,870 ♪ If ever you think about ♪ 558 00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:48,506 ♪ The happiest days of your life ♪ 559 00:20:49,841 --> 00:20:52,277 ♪ Cast back your mind for a while... ♪ 560 00:20:52,277 --> 00:20:53,678 Yeah! 561 00:20:53,678 --> 00:20:55,914 [Saltine whoops] 562 00:20:55,914 --> 00:20:57,649 [gasps] 563 00:20:57,649 --> 00:21:00,619 I couldn't have done it without you, Bella. 564 00:21:00,619 --> 00:21:03,355 BELLA: I love you. We will never be apart. 565 00:21:03,355 --> 00:21:06,625 -♪ Just remember all the good times that you had ♪ -[sighs] 566 00:21:06,625 --> 00:21:08,627 [kissing] 567 00:21:08,627 --> 00:21:10,128 Oh, no! Damn it! 568 00:21:10,128 --> 00:21:14,833 ♪ Do you remember only happy days ♪ 569 00:21:14,833 --> 00:21:16,301 ♪ Full of flaming Junes... ♪ 570 00:21:16,301 --> 00:21:18,670 Fleety! Stop! It was an accident! 571 00:21:18,670 --> 00:21:20,905 -[grunting] -[Fleety screeching] 572 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,587 ♪ Or do you remember ♪ 573 00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:29,289 ♪ Those stormy Novembers ♪ 574 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:35,496 ♪ When we walked in the wind and the rain? ♪ 575 00:21:36,997 --> 00:21:41,902 ♪ Schooldays were such happy days. ♪ 576 00:21:43,904 --> 00:21:45,906 Chirp.