1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:03,536 - Anastasia. 2 00:00:03,536 --> 00:00:05,739 Anastasia, if you can hear me, 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:07,006 send us a sign. 4 00:00:07,006 --> 00:00:08,041 [eerie music] 5 00:00:08,041 --> 00:00:09,642 [table shakes] [all gasp] 6 00:00:09,642 --> 00:00:11,845 We have a visitor. 7 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,047 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:14,047 --> 00:00:16,116 - My hair! 9 00:00:16,116 --> 00:00:19,219 - Um, what the fuck? 10 00:00:19,219 --> 00:00:20,987 - Okay, demon, it's time for-- 11 00:00:20,987 --> 00:00:22,088 [gasps loudly] 12 00:00:22,088 --> 00:00:23,556 - Ah! 13 00:00:25,024 --> 00:00:27,127 - Ah! 14 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:28,461 - Shammy... 15 00:00:28,461 --> 00:00:29,796 - [indistinct] - [screams] 16 00:00:29,796 --> 00:00:32,031 - [as demon] Felicem vesperam sanctam! 17 00:00:32,031 --> 00:00:33,433 [all scream] 18 00:00:33,433 --> 00:00:36,169 You bitches are so fucked. 19 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:37,771 - We never should've played that fucking game! 20 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:43,343 all: ♪ I-I-I-I ♪ 21 00:00:43,343 --> 00:00:45,345 ♪ I want you back ♪ 22 00:00:45,345 --> 00:00:48,047 ["I Want You Back" by N'SYNC] 23 00:00:48,047 --> 00:00:49,349 [all laugh] 24 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:50,917 - Oh. - Oh, watch out! 25 00:00:50,917 --> 00:00:52,152 - Move. 26 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:53,686 - Don't get your outfit dirty, Joshy. 27 00:00:53,686 --> 00:00:56,356 We need it to look good for the fall lip sync. 28 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,224 You guys, look. 29 00:00:58,224 --> 00:01:00,026 Jeremy Fischbein is so freaking hot. 30 00:01:00,026 --> 00:01:01,494 [squeals] 31 00:01:01,494 --> 00:01:02,796 - That's a sign for fingering. 32 00:01:02,796 --> 00:01:05,532 He totally wants to shag you, Erica. 33 00:01:05,532 --> 00:01:08,268 - Yeah, baby, yeah. It's N'SYNC. 34 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,836 Hey, Erica. 35 00:01:09,836 --> 00:01:11,805 Your costume is smoshing. 36 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:13,606 - Thanks, Fischbein. 37 00:01:13,606 --> 00:01:14,741 You too. 38 00:01:14,741 --> 00:01:16,810 And cool impression. 39 00:01:16,810 --> 00:01:17,710 [chuckles nervously] 40 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:21,681 Anyway, later. - Yeah, okay, see ya. 41 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,149 [both squeal] 42 00:01:23,149 --> 00:01:25,351 - That was the sexiest fucking thing I've ever seen! 43 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:26,719 - Oh, wait, let's do a dance to celebrate. 44 00:01:26,719 --> 00:01:28,988 - Ooh, yeah. - Six, seven, eight. 45 00:01:28,988 --> 00:01:30,323 [all vocalizing dance beats] 46 00:01:30,323 --> 00:01:32,158 - ♪ Tell me what to do now ♪ 47 00:01:32,158 --> 00:01:34,160 - Go Andy, go Andy. 48 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:35,161 - Yeah. - Go Andy. 49 00:01:35,161 --> 00:01:36,563 - ♪ You back ♪ 50 00:01:36,563 --> 00:01:37,864 - What's this house dressed as, a nightmare? 51 00:01:37,864 --> 00:01:39,432 - Big house, big candy. 52 00:01:39,432 --> 00:01:41,334 - I don't know. It's pretty old-- 53 00:01:41,334 --> 00:01:45,138 too much stone. - And freaky. 54 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:49,976 - Who's gonna do it? 55 00:01:49,976 --> 00:01:52,812 - I'll do it, you wimps. 56 00:01:57,917 --> 00:01:59,319 Lame. 57 00:01:59,319 --> 00:02:00,487 I say we peace out of this biatch-- 58 00:02:00,487 --> 00:02:02,889 - [shouts] What's up? [all scream] 59 00:02:02,889 --> 00:02:06,459 - Chillax, homies. Welcome to my "crib." 60 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,962 Sorry to say I'm fresh out of sweets. 61 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:10,430 - Th-that's okay. 62 00:02:10,430 --> 00:02:12,031 We should probably get back to my house anyway. 63 00:02:12,031 --> 00:02:13,566 - Yeah. - No, no, no! 64 00:02:13,566 --> 00:02:15,235 [giggles nervously] I can't let you leave 65 00:02:15,235 --> 00:02:16,536 empty-handed-- 66 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:18,438 not a group like this-- 67 00:02:18,438 --> 00:02:22,108 so sweet, so innocent, 68 00:02:22,108 --> 00:02:23,409 so close. 69 00:02:23,409 --> 00:02:25,211 ♪ ♪ 70 00:02:25,211 --> 00:02:26,346 I know! 71 00:02:26,346 --> 00:02:28,281 How 'bout a book? [gasps] 72 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:29,716 - A book? 73 00:02:29,716 --> 00:02:32,785 Jesus, I wanted Warheads, not fucking homework. 74 00:02:32,785 --> 00:02:34,954 - Happy Halloween. 75 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:36,289 [chuckles] Get out. 76 00:02:36,289 --> 00:02:43,429 ♪ ♪ 77 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:51,938 - Oh, hey, I'll trade. - Yeah. 78 00:02:55,041 --> 00:02:56,743 - What is this thing anyway? 79 00:02:56,743 --> 00:02:59,812 - "M.A.S.H." by Stacy Friendship? 80 00:02:59,812 --> 00:03:01,314 - It's an activity book. 81 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,882 What does that weirdo think, we're eight? 82 00:03:02,882 --> 00:03:04,551 - Hey, I know "M.A.S.H." 83 00:03:04,551 --> 00:03:07,253 It's that predict-your-future game. 84 00:03:07,253 --> 00:03:09,355 Ooh, it has a poem. 85 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:10,657 - I wanna read it. 86 00:03:10,657 --> 00:03:12,258 [thunder booms] - Mansion, apartment, 87 00:03:12,258 --> 00:03:13,526 shack, or house, 88 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,795 predict your job, predict your spouse. 89 00:03:15,795 --> 00:03:17,964 They key is in what friendship takes-- 90 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:20,066 - Can you predict when you're gonna die? 91 00:03:20,066 --> 00:03:21,768 Gel pen me. 92 00:03:21,768 --> 00:03:24,103 - Hey, I'm doing my own. - Oh, I wanna go first! 93 00:03:24,103 --> 00:03:25,772 - Hey! - No, stop. 94 00:03:25,772 --> 00:03:30,310 ♪ ♪ 95 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:34,647 - Okay, I'm gonna live in a shack with Jeremy Fischbein. 96 00:03:34,647 --> 00:03:36,849 - Mm. - And have 100 kids. 97 00:03:36,849 --> 00:03:38,117 [laughter] 98 00:03:38,117 --> 00:03:40,486 - I'm gonna live in a mansion. 99 00:03:40,486 --> 00:03:42,889 I'm gonna marry Joey Fatone. 100 00:03:42,889 --> 00:03:44,757 - Oh, you go, girl. - Oh, Joey. 101 00:03:44,757 --> 00:03:46,359 [laughter] - I'm gonna live in a house. 102 00:03:46,359 --> 00:03:47,760 - So I'm gonna live in an apartment. 103 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,429 - And I'm going to become a cult leader! 104 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:51,764 - I'm gonna be a pro wrestler. - I will have a pet snake. 105 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,967 - The world record for the longest nails. 106 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:55,835 - And I will be a gravedigger. 107 00:03:55,835 --> 00:03:57,704 - Yeah. - I could see that. 108 00:03:57,704 --> 00:04:00,206 - And finally, I'm going to die by-- 109 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:01,541 [thunder booms] Hey, stop. 110 00:04:01,541 --> 00:04:04,177 You smudged my board. - Sorry, it's lights out. 111 00:04:04,177 --> 00:04:06,479 all: Aw. - Nighty night, N'SYNC. 112 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,214 - It's okay-- I know exactly 113 00:04:08,214 --> 00:04:09,949 what our real futures will be-- 114 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:12,652 BFFs forever. Core Three for life. 115 00:04:12,652 --> 00:04:15,521 all: Core Three for life! Core Three for life! 116 00:04:15,521 --> 00:04:18,591 - Core Three? Learn how to count, morons. 117 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:21,527 all: Core Three for life! Core Three for life! 118 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:24,330 Core Three for life! Core Three for life! 119 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,465 Core Three for life! 120 00:04:25,465 --> 00:04:27,000 - ♪ What'chu doin? ♪ 121 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,835 - ♪ Nothin', chillin' at the Holiday Inn ♪ 122 00:04:28,835 --> 00:04:30,336 - ♪ Who you with? ♪ - ♪ Me and my peeps ♪ 123 00:04:30,336 --> 00:04:31,971 ♪ Thought you'd bring over your friends ♪ 124 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:33,539 - ♪ What we gon' do? ♪ - ♪ Feel on each other ♪ 125 00:04:33,539 --> 00:04:34,907 ♪ And sip on some Hen ♪ 126 00:04:34,907 --> 00:04:36,542 ♪ One thing leading to another ♪ 127 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:38,945 ♪ Let the party begin ♪ - ♪ What'chu doin'? ♪ 128 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:41,047 - ♪ Nothin', chillin' at the Holiday Inn ♪ 129 00:04:41,047 --> 00:04:42,782 - ♪ Who you with? ♪ - ♪ Me and my peeps ♪ 130 00:04:42,782 --> 00:04:44,851 ♪ Thought you'd bring over your friends ♪ 131 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,854 ["Holidae In" by Chingy feat. Snoop Dogg and Ludacris] 132 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,555 - [giggles] [smacks lips] 133 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,024 [phone chimes] 134 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:52,258 - Hmm. 135 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:54,394 Hi, welcome to Sub Conscious. 136 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:56,295 Do you want something? I can make it. 137 00:04:56,295 --> 00:04:57,730 Rrrrramon can make it. 138 00:04:57,730 --> 00:04:59,732 Sorry I rolled the R. I know you don't like it. 139 00:04:59,732 --> 00:05:01,634 [phone dings] - Ugh. 140 00:05:01,634 --> 00:05:05,371 Candace Nicaragua, I simp for that cake, you bitch! 141 00:05:05,371 --> 00:05:06,639 - [squeals] - You don't even sweat! 142 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:08,608 - Um, yeah, 'cause it's gross. 143 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,276 Yeah, sweating's for millennials. 144 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,744 Cheugy, sweaty fucks. 145 00:05:11,744 --> 00:05:12,879 - Millennials? Ew! 146 00:05:12,879 --> 00:05:14,514 [both laugh] They, like, remember 147 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:16,249 where they were during 9/11. 148 00:05:16,249 --> 00:05:17,617 - Ew. - That's so gross. 149 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:19,185 You got it, girl. Low-- 150 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,054 [screams] [both squeal] 151 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,955 [jaunty music] 152 00:05:22,955 --> 00:05:24,490 - Erica Greenspan! 153 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,693 - [sighs] Hi, Phoebe. 154 00:05:26,693 --> 00:05:29,395 - Look at you, and not on Zoom! 155 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:30,697 - [robotic voice] But still waiting for host 156 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,132 to start meeting. - Welcome to the best coast. 157 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,467 I'm glad you're sitting down. 158 00:05:34,467 --> 00:05:35,568 I really am, because are you ready for this? 159 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:37,203 - I don't know, am I? 160 00:05:37,203 --> 00:05:38,271 [gasps] 161 00:05:38,271 --> 00:05:39,305 Oh, my God, that's my logo. 162 00:05:39,305 --> 00:05:40,873 - Yeah. - You like it? 163 00:05:40,873 --> 00:05:44,077 - Uh, adore. - [laughs] 164 00:05:44,077 --> 00:05:45,445 That's so great! 165 00:05:45,445 --> 00:05:46,746 Um, this is probably very clear, 166 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,916 but I modeled the logo on the leaf 167 00:05:49,916 --> 00:05:51,584 of the Brazilian herb you used... 168 00:05:51,584 --> 00:05:52,852 - Really? - To give your tea 169 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:54,854 the sensation of cocaine without the cocaine. 170 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,256 - Well, that is the Gravi-tea promise. 171 00:05:57,256 --> 00:05:58,491 Cocaine! - It's weird-- 172 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,059 I couldn't find anything about it online, 173 00:06:00,059 --> 00:06:02,462 so I reached out to a South American horticulturist and-- 174 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,630 - [laughing] Whoa, okay. That's a lot. 175 00:06:04,630 --> 00:06:05,898 - Oh, wow, I'm going, like-- 176 00:06:05,898 --> 00:06:07,667 - For a little green drawing? [laughs] 177 00:06:07,667 --> 00:06:09,769 - Yeah, I guess I'm a nerd. - Oh, no. 178 00:06:09,769 --> 00:06:11,938 You've got this, like, rock star mentality 179 00:06:11,938 --> 00:06:13,773 I feel like no one else here has. 180 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,675 - [chuckles] - It's honestly exactly why 181 00:06:15,675 --> 00:06:17,643 I fired the entire design team on a mass email. 182 00:06:17,643 --> 00:06:19,779 - Oh, wow. - Yeah, and I had to have you 183 00:06:19,779 --> 00:06:21,380 come here IRL. - [coughs] 184 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,648 - In real life. 185 00:06:22,648 --> 00:06:24,884 - Hey, uh, Phoebe. Uh, just circling back 186 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,586 on my idea to swap out the ping-pong tables 187 00:06:26,586 --> 00:06:27,620 with an axe-throwing station. 188 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:28,688 - Oh, my God, I love it. 189 00:06:28,688 --> 00:06:30,156 - Yeah. - And you know what else 190 00:06:30,156 --> 00:06:32,091 is a great idea, is, like, you paying the legal bills 191 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:34,427 for the unpaid intern who gets his dick chopped off. 192 00:06:34,427 --> 00:06:36,295 Isn't that fun? Do it. 193 00:06:36,295 --> 00:06:39,132 Go, make it happen. 194 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:40,399 That's my cousin, Lenny. 195 00:06:40,399 --> 00:06:42,201 He ate my grandpa's cigarettes for years. 196 00:06:42,201 --> 00:06:44,704 He's still actually on the design team. 197 00:06:44,704 --> 00:06:47,607 Well, I hope that you-- and especially, I hope, 198 00:06:47,607 --> 00:06:49,075 your little Brooklyn boyfriend-- 199 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:51,944 love the sunny weather here, because I'm feelin' it. 200 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,613 - Oh, Ben's here all the time for work. 201 00:06:53,613 --> 00:06:56,015 He loves it out here and my family's here 202 00:06:56,015 --> 00:06:57,650 and all my best friends from growing up. 203 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:01,020 - Oh, my God, you're still tight with your old crew? 204 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:03,022 Ugh, the only way I stay in touch with my high school squad 205 00:07:03,022 --> 00:07:04,957 is through, like, stupid memes and shit. 206 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:07,026 [laughs] - [laughs nervously] 207 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,761 Yeah, that's fucking dumb as shit... 208 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:10,463 - [laughing] Yeah. - [laughs nervously] 209 00:07:10,463 --> 00:07:11,831 - You know what? 210 00:07:11,831 --> 00:07:13,399 We're having a Halloween party here tomorrow, 211 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:14,634 and I want you there. 212 00:07:14,634 --> 00:07:16,102 The whole Gravi-Team is gonna be here-- 213 00:07:16,102 --> 00:07:18,838 might be the perfect opportunity to officially spill 214 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:21,007 a little tea to the rest of the floor. 215 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,241 - [giggles] 216 00:07:22,241 --> 00:07:23,209 Oh! 217 00:07:25,077 --> 00:07:29,215 - For fuck's sake, Lenny. - Spooky season, baby! 218 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:30,817 [laughs] - I swear to God, 219 00:07:30,817 --> 00:07:32,351 if your mom didn't give us our seed money, 220 00:07:32,351 --> 00:07:34,187 I'd fucking--I'd kill him. 221 00:07:34,187 --> 00:07:36,589 I'd literally kill him. I have a plan. 222 00:07:36,589 --> 00:07:38,457 [rock music] 223 00:07:38,457 --> 00:07:39,859 - [laughs] Wait, do you know 224 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:43,095 who Benicio Del Toro is? - Um, yeah. 225 00:07:43,095 --> 00:07:45,031 [laughs] - I don't. 226 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,132 - Why would you bring that up if you-- 227 00:07:46,132 --> 00:07:47,366 - [screams] 228 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:50,670 Core Three is in the building! 229 00:07:50,670 --> 00:07:52,505 [all scream] 230 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:53,806 - Hello! - Oh, my God! 231 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:55,608 - It's a unicorn! - It is! 232 00:07:55,608 --> 00:07:57,410 - Oh, my gosh! - Please, I was here, 233 00:07:57,410 --> 00:07:59,712 like, two years ago for Izzy's third birthday party. 234 00:07:59,712 --> 00:08:01,614 - Oh, my God, Izzy's now nine. - Nine. 235 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:02,849 - Nine. - What? 236 00:08:02,849 --> 00:08:04,550 That's impossible. - Oh, my gosh. 237 00:08:04,550 --> 00:08:06,285 - Yes. - That makes my baby five. 238 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:07,620 Oh, sorry. [chuckles] 239 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,488 I didn't carry a baby to full-term. 240 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:12,191 Um, my business, 241 00:08:12,191 --> 00:08:14,727 Andy Leonard Fitness--um, you've probably heard of it. 242 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,128 [laughs] - Cool! 243 00:08:16,128 --> 00:08:18,397 - Uh, yeah, I'm kind of, like, a brand to the stars. 244 00:08:18,397 --> 00:08:19,765 - Of TikTok. 245 00:08:19,765 --> 00:08:22,134 - Well, I'm doing something very special, okay? 246 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,703 So don't, like, water it down. - I'm not watering it. 247 00:08:23,703 --> 00:08:25,304 - No, but don't water it down. - I'm not watering it down. 248 00:08:25,304 --> 00:08:26,772 - Just say you've heard of it-- - Yeah. 249 00:08:26,772 --> 00:08:28,207 - Just say it's great. - I don't care about it. 250 00:08:28,207 --> 00:08:30,276 - Stop talking about it. - Hey, I have a friggin' idea. 251 00:08:30,276 --> 00:08:31,878 You guys wanna get drunk? 252 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:33,479 - Oh, lemme think about it. - Let me think... 253 00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:34,513 Um... - Hmm... 254 00:08:34,513 --> 00:08:35,548 both: Yeah. - [squeals] 255 00:08:35,548 --> 00:08:36,682 - ♪ I wanna be bad ♪ 256 00:08:36,682 --> 00:08:39,585 ♪ You make that feel so good ♪ 257 00:08:39,585 --> 00:08:41,954 ♪ I'm losin' all my cool ♪ 258 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:44,924 ♪ I'm about to break the rules ♪ 259 00:08:44,924 --> 00:08:46,826 ♪ I-I wanna be bad ♪ 260 00:08:46,826 --> 00:08:49,228 ♪ I wanna be bad with you, baby ♪ 261 00:08:49,228 --> 00:08:50,263 ♪ I-I ♪ 262 00:08:51,597 --> 00:08:52,732 - [coughs] 263 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:55,835 - Ah. - Whoo! 264 00:08:55,835 --> 00:08:57,303 - Wait, wait, do you guys remember 265 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,639 Senior Lock-In when it was that magic show, 266 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:01,440 and then that one kid mooned everybody, 267 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,743 and he had a playing card between his ass cheeks? 268 00:09:03,743 --> 00:09:05,578 - Oh, my gosh, no. He was the King of Farts. 269 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:06,879 What's his name? It was Letso. 270 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:07,947 - Wait, no, no, no. I know this one. 271 00:09:07,947 --> 00:09:09,749 I gave him a very dry hand job 272 00:09:09,749 --> 00:09:11,117 at that abandoned summer camp. 273 00:09:11,117 --> 00:09:13,119 - [gasps] both: Camp Wanabangme! 274 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:16,155 [laughter] 275 00:09:16,155 --> 00:09:20,226 Oh, my God. You guys, I freakin' miss this. 276 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:22,094 Okay, and I don't wanna jinx it, 277 00:09:22,094 --> 00:09:23,529 but I think after that interview, 278 00:09:23,529 --> 00:09:24,797 you're gonna see a lot more of me. 279 00:09:24,797 --> 00:09:26,599 - Yes, get it, queen. 280 00:09:26,599 --> 00:09:28,768 - Fuck yeah, I knew you'd crush it. 281 00:09:28,768 --> 00:09:30,670 Literally, I got a prosperity crystal 282 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,804 from my psychic neighbor. 283 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:33,239 It cost me, like, 1,000 bucks, 284 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,142 and I gave it a good rubbin' for you. 285 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:38,110 Oh, guys, don't look at me like that. 286 00:09:38,110 --> 00:09:40,646 Shamrock is stupid legit, okay? 287 00:09:40,646 --> 00:09:43,549 Just don't Google his name and the words "Tempe, Arizona." 288 00:09:43,549 --> 00:09:44,684 - Good choices. - Oh, come on. 289 00:09:44,684 --> 00:09:46,652 - Paul Dudley! both: What? 290 00:09:46,652 --> 00:09:48,854 - King of Farts was named Paul Dudley. 291 00:09:48,854 --> 00:09:51,223 - Oh, yeah! - [laughing] 292 00:09:51,223 --> 00:09:52,591 - Paul Dudley. 293 00:09:52,591 --> 00:09:55,061 - Oh, my God! My parents are in Palm Springs. 294 00:09:55,061 --> 00:09:56,295 - Ooh. - Don't you guys wanna spend 295 00:09:56,295 --> 00:09:57,797 the night at my house? It'd be so fun! 296 00:09:57,797 --> 00:09:58,998 [both cheer] - Slumbay! 297 00:09:58,998 --> 00:10:00,833 I have extra toothbrushes! 298 00:10:00,833 --> 00:10:04,437 - Oh, don't tell me twice. - Don't tell me once. 299 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:05,705 [phone chimes] 300 00:10:05,705 --> 00:10:06,872 [party music] 301 00:10:06,872 --> 00:10:08,240 - Boy, oh, boy. - It's mad chilly. 302 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,942 - ♪ A vodka a day keeps the doctor away ♪ 303 00:10:09,942 --> 00:10:11,677 - [laughs] - Oh, boy. 304 00:10:11,677 --> 00:10:13,846 - Welcome to my home! - Oh, boy. 305 00:10:13,846 --> 00:10:15,314 [both laugh] 306 00:10:15,314 --> 00:10:16,849 - Jinkies. 307 00:10:16,849 --> 00:10:19,552 - I swear I locked this before I left. 308 00:10:19,552 --> 00:10:21,020 - Okay, Erica, wait. 309 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,788 The manliest person go first, okay? 310 00:10:22,788 --> 00:10:23,923 - Okay, go. - That's you. 311 00:10:23,923 --> 00:10:27,393 - That's you. You know it's you. 312 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:28,961 Oh, no, a tiny knife. 313 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,096 Oh, that's the key. - The key. 314 00:10:30,096 --> 00:10:31,197 - Okay. 315 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:34,200 [eerie music] 316 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:38,371 ♪ ♪ 317 00:10:38,371 --> 00:10:39,638 - [whispering] Oh. 318 00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:40,940 - [whispering] What do we do? 319 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:42,375 [whispering indistinctly] 320 00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,809 - [whispering] Vase--the vase. - Okay. 321 00:10:43,809 --> 00:10:48,681 ♪ ♪ 322 00:10:48,681 --> 00:10:50,649 - What do we do now? 323 00:10:50,649 --> 00:10:51,951 - Uh-- - Shit. 324 00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,519 - [sighs] - Okay. 325 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,254 [all scream] - Oh! 326 00:10:55,254 --> 00:10:57,390 [vase shatters] [all screaming] 327 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,958 - What the hell you guys doing here? 328 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:01,127 You scared the shit out of me, you fucking virgins. 329 00:11:01,127 --> 00:11:03,429 - I literally have a child. I've been fucked. 330 00:11:03,429 --> 00:11:04,430 - Right. - I'm in town 331 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:05,664 for a job interview, 332 00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,999 and these guys are spending the night. 333 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:08,667 What are you doing here besides Pornhubbing 334 00:11:08,667 --> 00:11:10,236 where Grandma has Thanksgiving turkey? 335 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:12,171 - Kay, first of all, don't bring up Grandma when I'm hard. 336 00:11:12,171 --> 00:11:13,906 And second of all, Mom and Dad didn't tell you 337 00:11:13,906 --> 00:11:14,974 I was living here? - No. 338 00:11:14,974 --> 00:11:17,143 - Classic them. [chuckles] 339 00:11:17,143 --> 00:11:19,378 I'm sort of in between spots at the moment. 340 00:11:19,378 --> 00:11:22,048 - Oh, that sucks. How's everything else, bad too? 341 00:11:22,048 --> 00:11:23,649 - No, things are pretty great. 342 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:26,886 Yeah, I'm just crushing the vibe, drowning in poonani. 343 00:11:26,886 --> 00:11:28,754 - Ugh. - [laughs] 344 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,589 And I got a real sick job in tech, so... 345 00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,925 - Tech support. You work for a cable company. 346 00:11:32,925 --> 00:11:34,593 - It's the number one most-called I.T. department 347 00:11:34,593 --> 00:11:36,662 in the country, baby! - That's not a good thing. 348 00:11:36,662 --> 00:11:38,030 [lights click] - [gasps] Ah. 349 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,698 - Oh, no, we're scared of the dark. 350 00:11:39,698 --> 00:11:42,401 [chuckles] Erica? 351 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,636 - Josh? 352 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,504 - Erica, go reset the breaker, please. 353 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:47,339 - No, thank you. You do it. - Please do. 354 00:11:47,339 --> 00:11:48,874 What do you think, I'm just gonna wrap this up 355 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,109 'cause you're in here? I'm busy. 356 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,444 [moaning on laptop] - Oh, my God. 357 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,680 Okay, I'll do it. You guys go upstairs. 358 00:11:54,680 --> 00:11:56,048 Don't drop anything else. I'm sobering up. 359 00:11:56,048 --> 00:11:57,183 - Careful. - Yeah. 360 00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:58,317 - I think someone broke something? 361 00:11:58,317 --> 00:11:59,251 - Yeah. 362 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,621 - Shoot. 363 00:12:02,621 --> 00:12:07,860 ♪ ♪ 364 00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:08,828 [clears throat] 365 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:15,935 ♪ ♪ 366 00:12:22,508 --> 00:12:23,642 - It's just my mom's rack. 367 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:30,382 ♪ ♪ 368 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:31,317 [chuckles] 369 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,121 You guys! 370 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,423 Look what I found! - Oh, my God, M.A.S.H. 371 00:12:37,423 --> 00:12:39,758 I remember we used to play that! 372 00:12:39,758 --> 00:12:41,894 - Okay, oh, my God. 373 00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,863 I'm going to be a plumber. - [laughs] 374 00:12:43,863 --> 00:12:47,466 - I live in a shack. I marry Jeremy Fischbein. 375 00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:49,602 - Ew! - Ew! 376 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:52,004 And I have 100 kids--no! 377 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:53,973 - Oh, my God! - Way to go, Fischbein! 378 00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,274 - Loose. [chuckles] 379 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,743 - Me, me. Okay, um, I drove a Segway. 380 00:12:57,743 --> 00:13:00,012 [laughing] Okay. 381 00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,181 Uh, my job is, uh, I'm a cult leader. 382 00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,682 - I could see it. - Yeah. 383 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:05,351 - Yeah, I see that. [laughter] 384 00:13:05,351 --> 00:13:07,386 - And then I married a Mr. Knight. 385 00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:09,788 - [laughs] Oh, yeah, I remember him. 386 00:13:09,788 --> 00:13:12,691 He was that creepy geography teacher 387 00:13:12,691 --> 00:13:15,261 who, like, walked all weird. He really liked you, Andy. 388 00:13:15,261 --> 00:13:19,165 Gimme, gimme, my turn. [laughter] 389 00:13:19,165 --> 00:13:23,435 Okay, I live in a mansion. I'm a pro wrestler. 390 00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:26,772 Ooh, the world record for the longest fingernails! 391 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:29,608 Okay, oh, my word. 392 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:31,343 I am married to Joey Fatone. 393 00:13:31,343 --> 00:13:34,079 Ow! Ooh, I could work with that. 394 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,147 - All right, let me see. Let me see. 395 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,283 - Okay, yeah, sure. - Okay. 396 00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:41,587 Job--gravedigger. Pet--snake. 397 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:44,423 - Okay. - Death by... 398 00:13:44,423 --> 00:13:46,091 - By what? 399 00:13:46,091 --> 00:13:47,760 - Shit, there's a smudge. 400 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,129 - What do you mean a smudge? - How the shit am I gonna die? 401 00:13:50,129 --> 00:13:51,830 - You die by smudge. [laughter] 402 00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:53,465 Give me that thing. 403 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,701 [gasps] Ooh, there's a poem. 404 00:13:55,701 --> 00:13:56,835 [clears throat] 405 00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:59,171 Mansion, apartment, shack, or house, 406 00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:01,941 predict your job, predict your spouse. 407 00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:04,143 The key is in what friendship takes. 408 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,446 Read this poem, unlock your fates. 409 00:14:07,446 --> 00:14:09,148 [magical music] 410 00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:10,749 - Yeah. - Ooh... 411 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:12,952 [laughter] 412 00:14:12,952 --> 00:14:13,986 - Stupid! 413 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,622 [laugh echoes] 414 00:14:20,759 --> 00:14:23,729 [eerie music] 415 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:30,869 ♪ ♪ 416 00:14:52,925 --> 00:14:53,859 [phone chiming] - [grumbles awake] 417 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,962 Shut up. 418 00:14:56,962 --> 00:14:58,130 [groans] 419 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,834 [sighs] 420 00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:05,337 Happy Hungover Halloween. 421 00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,939 Hey, what are you guys getting into later? 422 00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:08,173 Do you wanna come back here, 423 00:15:08,173 --> 00:15:10,743 hand out candy with Princess Peach? 424 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,278 - No. - No. 425 00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:14,780 Candace Nicaragua is going to this Halloween party, 426 00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:16,315 and she invited me, 427 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:18,550 and a lot of her influencer friends are gonna be there, 428 00:15:18,550 --> 00:15:20,052 so she said if I show up, 429 00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,654 I could easily get, like, 10,000 followers. 430 00:15:21,654 --> 00:15:23,322 - I can't even trick-or-treat with Izzy. 431 00:15:23,322 --> 00:15:25,758 I have to send her out with Arden and Arden's mom 432 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:28,494 and the rest of the big little-eyes fuckers at school. 433 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:30,029 - Get out of here! [all scream] 434 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,698 - My Metaverse nightclub is having a troll orgy-- 435 00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:34,066 third annual trollgy-- 436 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,669 but I could probably bot it out or something. 437 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,437 - Why didn't you sleep in your own room? 438 00:15:38,437 --> 00:15:39,705 - [murmurs mockingly] - It's okay. 439 00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:41,440 When I'm back here, hopefully for good, 440 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,242 we'll be hanging out every damn day. 441 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:46,011 - That's a lot of days. - Just like old times. 442 00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,981 - Mm, you silly girl. [giggles] 443 00:15:48,981 --> 00:15:51,684 You're silly. So silly, girls. 444 00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,419 [giggling] So silly. 445 00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:54,820 - ♪ That's not my name ♪ 446 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:57,656 ♪ They call me quiet, but I'm a riot ♪ 447 00:15:57,656 --> 00:16:01,060 ♪ Mary-Jo-Lisa, always the same ♪ 448 00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:07,066 ♪ That's not my name ♪ 449 00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:07,066 ♪ That's not my name ♪ 450 00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,467 [phone rings] 451 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,502 ["That's Not my Name" by The Ting Tings] 452 00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:12,771 - Hi, babe. Why did you swap our costumes? 453 00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,673 - [scoffs] I thought that was you, 454 00:16:14,673 --> 00:16:16,508 not that I hate it. My nuts are breathing. 455 00:16:16,508 --> 00:16:18,210 - Oh, my God, this is the first time 456 00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,079 in my life I've ever fucked up packing. 457 00:16:20,079 --> 00:16:22,014 - Uh-oh. Something must be wrong. 458 00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:23,649 - Wait a second. 459 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,617 What is that behind you? 460 00:16:25,617 --> 00:16:26,985 Is that luggage? 461 00:16:26,985 --> 00:16:28,787 - Babe, you ruined the surprise. 462 00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:32,157 If you land this job, I cannot miss the celebration. 463 00:16:32,157 --> 00:16:33,625 - Aw, babe! 464 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,361 - Ta-ta-ta-ta-- don't tell Yoshi. 465 00:16:35,361 --> 00:16:36,829 I don't wanna make this a whole thing. 466 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,864 - Okay, love you. 467 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,866 - ♪ That's not my name ♪ 468 00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:44,136 ♪ That's not my name ♪ 469 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:44,136 ♪ That's not my name ♪ 470 00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,537 ♪ They call me hell ♪ 471 00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,206 ♪ They call me Stacey ♪ 472 00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:48,474 ♪ They call me her ♪ 473 00:16:48,474 --> 00:16:49,742 - Wow. 474 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,111 Wow. Wow. 475 00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:53,779 [upbeat music] 476 00:16:53,779 --> 00:16:56,081 - What's good, fit fam? It's me, Ari. 477 00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:58,117 [laughs] Just kidding. It's Andy. 478 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,552 Andy Leonard from #AndyLeonardMethod. 479 00:17:00,552 --> 00:17:03,389 So okay, I see some of you are already dipping out. 480 00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:05,657 That's cool. "Thank u, next." 481 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,192 But anyways, it's a hot-ass Halloween, 482 00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:08,460 so I figured we'd cool down 483 00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,028 by answering some of your questions. 484 00:17:10,028 --> 00:17:11,196 So just take a sec-- 485 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,998 [thud, crash] 486 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,067 No! 487 00:17:15,067 --> 00:17:17,136 [gasps] No, no, no, no, no! 488 00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,238 [dramatic musical sting] [screams] 489 00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:20,439 Oh, my God. 490 00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:22,641 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 491 00:17:22,641 --> 00:17:27,379 I'm still leasing this, you stupid fuck! 492 00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:28,981 No. 493 00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,683 [gasps] Oh, my God. 494 00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,118 Oh, my God, I'm sorry. 495 00:17:33,118 --> 00:17:35,020 Sorry because I feel bad, not because I did anything. 496 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,755 Just wanna make sure. 497 00:17:36,755 --> 00:17:38,957 [squeals] 498 00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:40,058 [Ludacris' "Pimpin' All Over the World"] 499 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:41,226 - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 500 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:45,063 - Graham, I have reset your password. 501 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:48,967 Now save it to your keychain 502 00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:54,173 and gargle my balls. 503 00:17:54,173 --> 00:17:55,674 Go ahead and delete that. [keyboard clicking] 504 00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:58,644 - ♪ You know who we are ♪ 505 00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:01,213 - All right, I'm back, ya fuckin' racists. 506 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:02,848 Let's head on down to Clown Town. 507 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:05,984 [phone ringing] 508 00:18:05,984 --> 00:18:09,254 [keyboard clicking] Oh, shit. 509 00:18:09,254 --> 00:18:11,223 Ms. Monroe. 510 00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:13,325 We meet again. 511 00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,393 - Sorry, um-- 512 00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:15,627 did I--is this I.T.? 513 00:18:15,627 --> 00:18:17,563 - Uh, yeah. Yeah. Uh, yeah, no. 514 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,798 It's, uh-- it's Josh Greenspan. 515 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,000 I'm the one that set up your work account 516 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,368 a year ago. 517 00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:25,070 Remember? [chuckles] 518 00:18:25,070 --> 00:18:27,439 - I don't. Anyway, my thing isn't letting me in. 519 00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,674 Something about a firew-- 520 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:29,842 [voice cuts out] - What? 521 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:32,277 Hello? Hello? Haley? 522 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,279 Haley? Ah, you're breaking up! 523 00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:35,747 Haley! All right, hold on. 524 00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,349 I got really bad service in my bedr-- 525 00:18:37,349 --> 00:18:39,952 my, uh, my corner office. 526 00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,019 - I'll just call someone else. - No, no, no, no! No, no, no! 527 00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:42,254 I'll save you! I'll save-- 528 00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:47,826 [tense music] 529 00:18:47,826 --> 00:18:49,228 ♪ ♪ 530 00:18:49,228 --> 00:18:51,396 - Are you okay? I heard a noise. 531 00:18:51,396 --> 00:18:53,499 - No, yeah, no, it's... 532 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,802 it's all Gucci here. 533 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:58,537 So have you tried to... 534 00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:01,306 unplug your device and plug it back in? 535 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,574 [wind whistling] 536 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:05,377 - [grunts] Whew. Windy. 537 00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:10,182 Ramon, you have to charge for extra zesty sauce. 538 00:19:10,182 --> 00:19:12,251 'Cause-- [wind blowing] 539 00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,485 - It's windy. 540 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,321 - ♪ Mr. Loverman, Shabba ♪ 541 00:19:16,321 --> 00:19:17,856 - I got this one, Ramon. 542 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,091 - Hi. [laughs] 543 00:19:19,091 --> 00:19:20,926 I'm Joey. - [laughs] Hi, I'm Malala. 544 00:19:20,926 --> 00:19:22,594 Mikayla. Mikayla. 545 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,496 - Well, Mikayla, nice to meet you. 546 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,932 Cool sexy werewolf costume. 547 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:29,401 - Oh. [laughs] It's just--just a werewolf. 548 00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,769 - Agree to disagree. 549 00:19:30,769 --> 00:19:32,070 - [laughs] 550 00:19:32,070 --> 00:19:35,007 - How's your spicy Italian? 551 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:37,576 - Meaty. Thick. 552 00:19:37,576 --> 00:19:38,744 - Wet? 553 00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:40,812 - It could be. - You know what? 554 00:19:40,812 --> 00:19:42,848 I'd like a 12-incher 555 00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,149 packed with salami. 556 00:19:44,149 --> 00:19:46,385 - Pack it? - Yeah, pack it. 557 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:47,319 - Yeah. - How tight do you want it? 558 00:19:47,319 --> 00:19:48,320 - Oh, very tight. 559 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:49,388 [meat slapping] 560 00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:50,956 I like a lot of mayo. 561 00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,257 - Just tell me when to stop. 562 00:19:52,257 --> 00:19:54,226 - ♪ Shabba ♪ 563 00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:55,327 - Keep going. 564 00:19:55,327 --> 00:19:56,428 [bottle spurting] 565 00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:58,063 ♪ Shabba, Shabba, Shabba ♪ 566 00:19:58,063 --> 00:19:59,164 - Daddy like. 567 00:19:59,164 --> 00:20:00,766 ♪ ♪ 568 00:20:00,766 --> 00:20:03,502 Actually, tonight at La Casa Fatone, 569 00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,971 it's gonna be a graveyard smash if you're interested. 570 00:20:05,971 --> 00:20:08,040 [bottle spluttering] 571 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,107 - ♪ Shabba, Shabba ♪ 572 00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,009 - [groans weakly] 573 00:20:11,009 --> 00:20:12,477 - I take that as a "yes"? 574 00:20:12,477 --> 00:20:14,580 - Oh, it's a big old yes. 575 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,881 - Now give it to me. - Oh, yeah. 576 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,149 I'll give it to you. 577 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,785 - ♪ Every hour, every minute ♪ 578 00:20:19,785 --> 00:20:22,287 ♪ Every hour, every minute, and every second ♪ 579 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:25,000 ♪ Dem call me Mr. Loverman, dem call me Mr. Lover ♪ 580 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,035 - ♪ It's Halloween ♪ 581 00:20:27,035 --> 00:20:28,069 - Wanna hear bone-chilling? 582 00:20:28,069 --> 00:20:31,573 One time I saw a rat eat a pigeon. 583 00:20:31,573 --> 00:20:33,141 I'm gonna be very excited to move back here. 584 00:20:33,141 --> 00:20:35,410 - Howdy, howdy, everyone. 585 00:20:35,410 --> 00:20:39,347 So I have a pretty big announcement, 586 00:20:39,347 --> 00:20:42,617 one that has been a long time coming: 587 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:46,121 the all-in-one Theranos blood test. 588 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:47,722 [laughter] 589 00:20:47,722 --> 00:20:49,457 But in all seriousness, you guys, 590 00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:50,892 as many as you know, we have been in search 591 00:20:50,892 --> 00:20:53,461 of a new SVP of Design for some time now, 592 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:57,265 and I'm happy to say, the search is over. 593 00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,401 And although we're still technically waiting 594 00:20:59,401 --> 00:21:01,403 on FDA approval... [groans] 595 00:21:01,403 --> 00:21:04,606 Before we completely fucking disrupt Big Caffeine... 596 00:21:04,606 --> 00:21:06,641 - Whoo. - [laughs] The wait is over. 597 00:21:06,641 --> 00:21:08,576 I have the first cans right here, 598 00:21:08,576 --> 00:21:11,513 complete with art from our little genius. 599 00:21:11,513 --> 00:21:13,848 So without further ado, 600 00:21:13,848 --> 00:21:16,050 stop hiding behind that mustache 601 00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:19,888 and you come on down here, Lenny Webber! 602 00:21:19,888 --> 00:21:21,055 both: What? 603 00:21:21,055 --> 00:21:22,791 - Oh, cuz, I am beyond flattered. 604 00:21:22,791 --> 00:21:25,794 But unfortunately, I can't accept, 605 00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:27,095 - What? 606 00:21:27,095 --> 00:21:28,229 - Not! 607 00:21:28,229 --> 00:21:29,998 [laughs] I accept, I accept. 608 00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:31,266 [as Borat] High five! [laughs] 609 00:21:31,266 --> 00:21:32,367 - [laughing] I love that. 610 00:21:32,367 --> 00:21:34,869 He's good. You're funny. 611 00:21:34,869 --> 00:21:36,070 Oh, Erica. 612 00:21:36,070 --> 00:21:37,505 Hey, here. Take a can. 613 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,673 It's gonna be so perfect 614 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,275 for all those late nights freelancing. 615 00:21:40,275 --> 00:21:41,776 It's literally cocaine. 616 00:21:41,776 --> 00:21:42,911 [laughs] I'm kidding. 617 00:21:42,911 --> 00:21:44,579 Am I? I don't know. Let's party. 618 00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:47,182 - I'm a boss! Let's party! 619 00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:48,817 - You are not gonna believe this shit. 620 00:21:48,817 --> 00:21:50,685 - I made a sub for Joey Fatone. 621 00:21:50,685 --> 00:21:53,588 - What? - Joey Fatone. 622 00:21:53,588 --> 00:21:55,590 Aka Joey Fat One, 623 00:21:55,590 --> 00:21:57,358 aka Superman, 624 00:21:57,358 --> 00:22:00,762 aka the third, arguably second, most famous member of N'SYNC. 625 00:22:00,762 --> 00:22:03,398 - Ah, motherfucking trucker butt. 626 00:22:03,398 --> 00:22:04,599 - Erica? 627 00:22:04,599 --> 00:22:07,569 He invited me to a party at his house. 628 00:22:07,569 --> 00:22:10,004 I am so turned on at work. 629 00:22:10,004 --> 00:22:12,507 I might have to masty in the utility closet. [laughs] 630 00:22:12,507 --> 00:22:15,343 - That is 100% a fireable offense. 631 00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,045 - Not if you're the Bread Boss. 632 00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:19,113 Now what shit were you about to tell me? 633 00:22:19,113 --> 00:22:22,150 - I could've been a rockstar Gravi-teabagger, 634 00:22:22,150 --> 00:22:23,117 but guess what? 635 00:22:23,117 --> 00:22:25,019 The system is fucking rigged. 636 00:22:25,019 --> 00:22:27,322 And it's always going to favor nepotism babies 637 00:22:27,322 --> 00:22:28,523 like Cousin Lenny, 638 00:22:28,523 --> 00:22:30,091 who probably doesn't even know how 639 00:22:30,091 --> 00:22:32,193 to put together a well-paced PowerPoint. 640 00:22:32,193 --> 00:22:35,063 - Aw, I'm so sorry, dude. 641 00:22:35,063 --> 00:22:36,531 That sucks. [handle clicking] 642 00:22:36,531 --> 00:22:38,233 Huh. - What? 643 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,068 - It's probably nothing, 644 00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:44,272 but this shit that happened today is kinda weird, isn't it? 645 00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:46,741 I mean, we found that M.A.S.H. game last night. 646 00:22:46,741 --> 00:22:49,043 Today, Andy's car got all jacked up. 647 00:22:49,043 --> 00:22:51,279 You missed out on a job that was just, like, on lock. 648 00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:54,082 - My fucking parents' toilet's broken! 649 00:22:54,082 --> 00:22:55,383 [water sloshing] 650 00:22:55,383 --> 00:22:56,618 - [groans, screams] - Wait. 651 00:22:56,618 --> 00:22:57,919 Are you plunging? 652 00:22:57,919 --> 00:22:58,820 - No. 653 00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:00,154 [plunger sucking] Yes. 654 00:23:00,154 --> 00:23:02,857 - Because that would be very plumber of you. 655 00:23:02,857 --> 00:23:05,627 - I am not gonna be a fucking plumber! 656 00:23:05,627 --> 00:23:08,162 I graduated with an MFA from RISD. 657 00:23:08,162 --> 00:23:11,966 - Whoa, how big of a doo-doo did you take, Pooper Mario? 658 00:23:11,966 --> 00:23:13,968 - No, it was one wipe, you dipshit. 659 00:23:13,968 --> 00:23:15,703 - Yeah, for a ten-pound doo-doo? 660 00:23:15,703 --> 00:23:17,572 [laughs] You gotta take a look at the tank 661 00:23:17,572 --> 00:23:19,574 or else we're gonna have to snake the drain. 662 00:23:19,574 --> 00:23:21,142 Classic Erica. - Fuck. 663 00:23:21,142 --> 00:23:22,410 - Oh! [hisses] 664 00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:23,845 - Don't move. 665 00:23:23,845 --> 00:23:25,547 [screams] - Oh! Oh, God! 666 00:23:25,547 --> 00:23:26,748 [both screaming] - Oh, God! 667 00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:27,949 - Drop! Drop and roll! - [screams] 668 00:23:27,949 --> 00:23:28,883 Drop, drop, and roll! - [screaming] 669 00:23:28,883 --> 00:23:29,984 - That isn't a snake, is it? 670 00:23:29,984 --> 00:23:31,152 - Play dead! Play dead! - Aah! 671 00:23:31,152 --> 00:23:32,987 - I don't wanna help you! - Fuck you! 672 00:23:32,987 --> 00:23:35,590 [gasping] - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 673 00:23:35,590 --> 00:23:36,958 - Don't worry, babe. Don't worry. 674 00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,928 Izzy and I, we watch animal shows all the time. 675 00:23:39,928 --> 00:23:41,729 In the event that the snake is poisonous, 676 00:23:41,729 --> 00:23:42,997 you just have to suck the venom out. 677 00:23:42,997 --> 00:23:44,532 - What? - I don't wanna say this, 678 00:23:44,532 --> 00:23:45,867 but Joshy? - Yeah? 679 00:23:45,867 --> 00:23:47,402 - You better start sucking your sister. 680 00:23:47,402 --> 00:23:49,103 - Oh, fuck. Just fuckin' do it. 681 00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:51,372 - Uh, okay. 682 00:23:51,372 --> 00:23:54,075 [tense music] 683 00:23:54,075 --> 00:23:55,777 - [sucking] - What are you doing? 684 00:23:55,777 --> 00:23:57,312 Have you never given a fucking hickey before? 685 00:23:57,312 --> 00:23:59,881 - I've given several hickeys, and they've all posted 686 00:23:59,881 --> 00:24:01,382 on Facebook how much they liked it, so-- 687 00:24:01,382 --> 00:24:02,951 - Doesn't fuckin' seem like it. 688 00:24:02,951 --> 00:24:05,386 Oh, my-- - Just relax. 689 00:24:05,386 --> 00:24:06,888 - Don't relax-- [gags] 690 00:24:06,888 --> 00:24:08,389 - Congratulations, Ramon. 691 00:24:08,389 --> 00:24:09,724 Dreams do come true. 692 00:24:09,724 --> 00:24:11,593 You have made it to regional manager. 693 00:24:11,593 --> 00:24:14,228 I am marrying Joey Fatone. 694 00:24:14,228 --> 00:24:15,330 - [groans] 695 00:24:15,330 --> 00:24:17,031 [both gagging] 696 00:24:17,031 --> 00:24:18,266 [hisses] 697 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:20,868 - [screams] 698 00:24:20,868 --> 00:24:23,905 We have to end this game. 699 00:24:23,905 --> 00:24:25,206 - Why don't we get you going, girl? 700 00:24:25,206 --> 00:24:27,008 We gonna get that body-ody-ody ready 701 00:24:27,008 --> 00:24:28,176 for the potty-watty-watty. 702 00:24:28,176 --> 00:24:29,777 [both laugh] 703 00:24:29,777 --> 00:24:31,045 And if your boyfriend's gonna come, 704 00:24:31,045 --> 00:24:33,081 I want him to go full goblin on that ass. 705 00:24:33,081 --> 00:24:35,416 - [laughs] - Okay, I'm talking uhuhuhuh. 706 00:24:35,416 --> 00:24:36,985 [car horn honks] 707 00:24:36,985 --> 00:24:39,020 - Andy! - Um, so anyways, 708 00:24:39,020 --> 00:24:40,822 these influencer friends of yours-- 709 00:24:40,822 --> 00:24:42,123 get that ass. 710 00:24:42,123 --> 00:24:43,691 - Andy. 711 00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,860 - Um, you're friends with the werewolf? 712 00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,730 - Yes, ma'am. Sherman Oaks High. Class of-- 713 00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:49,964 - 2018! It's when I graduated! 714 00:24:49,964 --> 00:24:51,332 [laughs] 2018. Whoo! 715 00:24:51,332 --> 00:24:52,900 [laughs] 716 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:54,936 That's when she came to my graduation. 717 00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:56,571 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. She's so old. 718 00:24:56,571 --> 00:24:58,172 Hi, Miss Mikayla. 719 00:24:58,172 --> 00:24:59,574 [laughs] Oh, ow! 720 00:24:59,574 --> 00:25:01,309 My wisdom tooth's coming in 'cause I'm so young. 721 00:25:01,309 --> 00:25:03,011 [both laugh] Girl, why don't you keep doing 722 00:25:03,011 --> 00:25:04,245 that, okay? - Okay. 723 00:25:04,245 --> 00:25:05,980 - Uh, I'll be right back. - Okay. 724 00:25:05,980 --> 00:25:07,315 - Hey, what are you doing here? 725 00:25:07,315 --> 00:25:10,685 - Andy, some shit is going down at Erica's. 726 00:25:10,685 --> 00:25:12,420 It's like 9/11 bad. 727 00:25:12,420 --> 00:25:14,555 - 9/11! I don't even know what that is. 728 00:25:14,555 --> 00:25:15,590 - Yes, you do. - Ew. 729 00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:16,691 - No one knows what-- 730 00:25:16,691 --> 00:25:17,925 - Get the fuck in the car! Come on! 731 00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:19,127 - I'll walk you to your car. - Bye-bye. 732 00:25:19,127 --> 00:25:21,663 - [sighs] Well, Andy just left me again. 733 00:25:21,663 --> 00:25:23,031 He's helping some old lady. 734 00:25:23,031 --> 00:25:24,198 - Let's go, Miss Mikayla. 735 00:25:24,198 --> 00:25:25,900 - Let's go. Don't touch me. - Aww. 736 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:28,636 Oh, someone's [indistinct]. 737 00:25:28,636 --> 00:25:31,506 [eerie music] 738 00:25:31,506 --> 00:25:32,440 [hisses] both: Whoa! 739 00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,841 - Jesus. 740 00:25:33,841 --> 00:25:35,443 - Okay, he's all yours. - Well, we can share it. 741 00:25:35,443 --> 00:25:36,678 - Nope, no, thank you. 742 00:25:36,678 --> 00:25:37,612 - Guys, there's a fucking snake here. 743 00:25:37,612 --> 00:25:38,980 Yep, real fucking snake. 744 00:25:38,980 --> 00:25:40,348 - Erica, please clarify something. 745 00:25:40,348 --> 00:25:42,283 This stupid bitch did not make Joey Fatone 746 00:25:42,283 --> 00:25:44,152 a chicken teriyaki submarine sandwich. 747 00:25:44,152 --> 00:25:46,487 - Actually, I made him a spicy Italian 748 00:25:46,487 --> 00:25:48,823 with extra meat and extra cum. 749 00:25:48,823 --> 00:25:50,391 Erica, did you find Fischbein yet? 750 00:25:50,391 --> 00:25:51,559 - Why would she need to find Fischbein? 751 00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:53,327 Ohh, right. 752 00:25:53,327 --> 00:25:55,063 Because Fischbein's your future husband. 753 00:25:55,063 --> 00:25:56,397 [laughs] Right. - I can't find him anywhere. 754 00:25:56,397 --> 00:25:58,199 He's not on Instagram. He's not on Twitter. 755 00:25:58,199 --> 00:25:59,967 He's not on LinkedIn. What the fuck is that? 756 00:25:59,967 --> 00:26:02,270 - Ugh, he's giving me real serial killer vibes. 757 00:26:02,270 --> 00:26:03,671 [dramatic music] - [gasps] Holy shit! 758 00:26:03,671 --> 00:26:05,273 - Aah! Oh, my God. 759 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:07,008 Am I gonna be a world-record holder? 760 00:26:07,008 --> 00:26:08,976 - Oh, please. They're clearly press-ons. 761 00:26:08,976 --> 00:26:11,012 - Ow, Andy! I grew them myself! 762 00:26:11,012 --> 00:26:13,081 That fucking hurt! - What? 763 00:26:13,081 --> 00:26:15,283 - What the hell is this smudge? 764 00:26:15,283 --> 00:26:16,484 - What? 765 00:26:16,484 --> 00:26:18,753 - My death. Smudged. 766 00:26:18,753 --> 00:26:21,122 Eighth-grade Josh, he was a wild man. 767 00:26:21,122 --> 00:26:22,657 I mean, this could be anything. 768 00:26:22,657 --> 00:26:23,958 Right? It could be a serial killer. 769 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:25,359 It could be an anvil falling on my head. 770 00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:26,761 It could be Topanga Lawrence spitting in my mouth 771 00:26:26,761 --> 00:26:28,696 till I asphyxiate, which is actually kinda tight. 772 00:26:28,696 --> 00:26:31,399 - Ugh. - I'm fucked! 773 00:26:31,399 --> 00:26:32,500 [dramatic music] 774 00:26:32,500 --> 00:26:34,335 - [gasps] 775 00:26:34,335 --> 00:26:36,237 Well, I don't have time for this today, okay? 776 00:26:36,237 --> 00:26:37,605 I do not have time for this today. 777 00:26:37,605 --> 00:26:38,940 - Today? Okay. 778 00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:40,341 What about the rest of our fucking lives? 779 00:26:40,341 --> 00:26:42,210 I didn't spend my youth snorting bricks 780 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:45,113 of ADD meds and taking up $200,000 781 00:26:45,113 --> 00:26:47,849 in student loans just to become a plumber 782 00:26:47,849 --> 00:26:50,785 with Jeremy Fischbein in a shack with 100 kids! 783 00:26:50,785 --> 00:26:52,954 Right now, my shit's tight, okay? 784 00:26:52,954 --> 00:26:54,689 It's like a sweet little peach, 785 00:26:54,689 --> 00:26:56,524 and I don't want it all splayed out, 786 00:26:56,524 --> 00:26:57,859 flapping willy-nilly. 787 00:26:57,859 --> 00:26:59,260 - That peach is a cobbler, girl. 788 00:26:59,260 --> 00:27:01,095 - At least you're gonna live long enough to have sex. 789 00:27:01,095 --> 00:27:02,997 - What? - Kids! To have kids. 790 00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:04,799 So you can have sex to have kids. 791 00:27:04,799 --> 00:27:05,833 - You said-- - [sighs] 792 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:08,136 I still had so much poon to smash. 793 00:27:08,136 --> 00:27:09,403 - Ew, ew, ew. - Talking about your poon. 794 00:27:09,403 --> 00:27:11,606 - Ugh, gross. Okay. You know what, you guys? 795 00:27:11,606 --> 00:27:14,809 I'm gonna fix this because I am A+ Erica fucking Greenspan, 796 00:27:14,809 --> 00:27:16,577 and I fix everything, okay? 797 00:27:16,577 --> 00:27:18,146 Except toilets. - Yet. 798 00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:20,114 - Will someone just burn the fuckin' M.A.S.H. book already? 799 00:27:20,114 --> 00:27:21,783 It's like horror film 101, right? 800 00:27:21,783 --> 00:27:23,217 Just burn it! - Burn it. 801 00:27:23,217 --> 00:27:24,752 - Is that true? I don't really watch horror films. 802 00:27:24,752 --> 00:27:26,154 I mostly watch documentaries. 803 00:27:26,154 --> 00:27:27,655 - Oh, shut the fuck up, Erica. - Okay, all right. 804 00:27:27,655 --> 00:27:29,590 [ominous music] 805 00:27:29,590 --> 00:27:31,726 - [sighs] 806 00:27:31,726 --> 00:27:38,800 ♪ ♪ 807 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:42,069 Well, how's everyone feelin'? 808 00:27:42,069 --> 00:27:44,338 - Oh, my gosh, like, so cleansed. 809 00:27:44,338 --> 00:27:46,073 Like mm. [laughs] 810 00:27:46,073 --> 00:27:48,276 But my car's at the shop, and I literally have to run 811 00:27:48,276 --> 00:27:50,912 to my next client, so don't stop, won't stop. 812 00:27:50,912 --> 00:27:52,113 [laughs] But you know what? 813 00:27:52,113 --> 00:27:53,981 We should definitely talk about doing this 814 00:27:53,981 --> 00:27:55,817 all over again because honestly, 815 00:27:55,817 --> 00:27:56,984 if I'm being honest with you guys, 816 00:27:56,984 --> 00:27:57,919 I really miss-- [door slams] 817 00:27:57,919 --> 00:27:59,120 - Wait, no! [sighs] 818 00:27:59,120 --> 00:28:00,321 How are we gonna know if it worked? 819 00:28:00,321 --> 00:28:01,189 - Ooh! 820 00:28:01,189 --> 00:28:02,623 What about Jason Momoa? 821 00:28:02,623 --> 00:28:04,959 - What? - Oh, my God. 822 00:28:04,959 --> 00:28:07,128 He named the snake Jason Momoa. 823 00:28:07,128 --> 00:28:08,930 - Fuck yeah I did 'cause he's got the hottest pythons 824 00:28:08,930 --> 00:28:10,131 in the game. - Okay. 825 00:28:10,131 --> 00:28:11,032 - Yeah, that-- - Okay, so here's what 826 00:28:11,032 --> 00:28:12,200 we're gonna do. 827 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:14,268 We're gonna take off Jason's top. 828 00:28:14,268 --> 00:28:17,238 If he's not in the box, boom. 829 00:28:17,238 --> 00:28:18,940 Curse closed. - All right. 830 00:28:18,940 --> 00:28:21,475 - Three. - Three. 831 00:28:21,475 --> 00:28:22,810 all: Two. 832 00:28:22,810 --> 00:28:24,011 [suspenseful music] 833 00:28:24,011 --> 00:28:25,980 both: One. 834 00:28:26,881 --> 00:28:28,749 - Oh, thank God. 835 00:28:28,749 --> 00:28:31,285 Suck my dick, Jason Momoa. 836 00:28:31,285 --> 00:28:33,521 [laughs] - Oh, my God, Andy was right. 837 00:28:33,521 --> 00:28:34,589 - Yeah. 838 00:28:34,589 --> 00:28:35,823 Wait, did he say he was running? 839 00:28:35,823 --> 00:28:37,625 Like, actually running? 840 00:28:37,625 --> 00:28:38,826 - Mm, that can't be. 841 00:28:48,903 --> 00:28:50,004 [dramatic musical sting] 842 00:28:50,004 --> 00:28:52,373 [foreboding music] 843 00:28:52,373 --> 00:28:53,574 - [grunts] 844 00:28:53,574 --> 00:28:56,177 [laughs] Hold on there, Usain Bolt. 845 00:28:56,177 --> 00:28:58,512 Mr. Leonard. - [laughing] Mr. Knight. 846 00:28:58,512 --> 00:28:59,614 That's so funny. 847 00:28:59,614 --> 00:29:00,781 We were just tal-- 848 00:29:00,781 --> 00:29:02,683 oh, no. 849 00:29:02,683 --> 00:29:04,352 Oh, fuck no. 850 00:29:04,352 --> 00:29:05,920 - What? Andy? - Aah! Aah! 851 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,588 [screaming] 852 00:29:07,588 --> 00:29:09,457 - Oh, Andy. 853 00:29:09,457 --> 00:29:11,459 Oh. 854 00:29:11,459 --> 00:29:14,061 [groans] 855 00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:15,663 [suspenseful horror music] 856 00:29:15,663 --> 00:29:17,431 Andy! - [pants] 857 00:29:17,431 --> 00:29:18,733 [screams] 858 00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:22,270 What the H-E-double vibrators is going on? 859 00:29:22,270 --> 00:29:23,671 Aah! 860 00:29:23,671 --> 00:29:25,606 Move! - Oh! [grunts] 861 00:29:25,606 --> 00:29:31,112 ♪ ♪ 862 00:29:31,112 --> 00:29:32,546 - Oh, thank God. 863 00:29:32,546 --> 00:29:33,681 - What's the capital of Finland? 864 00:29:33,681 --> 00:29:34,749 - [screams] Helsinki. 865 00:29:34,749 --> 00:29:35,816 - Yes, it is. 866 00:29:35,816 --> 00:29:37,718 - [panting] - [laughs] 867 00:29:37,718 --> 00:29:39,854 Andy, come on! Relax. 868 00:29:39,854 --> 00:29:42,623 It's just your old geography teacher for crying out loud. 869 00:29:42,623 --> 00:29:44,225 [laughs] 870 00:29:44,225 --> 00:29:45,326 I'm not here to kill you. 871 00:29:45,326 --> 00:29:47,628 - [exhales] - Or am I? 872 00:29:47,628 --> 00:29:49,563 What what? Cha-cha-cha-cha. 873 00:29:49,563 --> 00:29:50,631 - [laughs] - Why would I do that? 874 00:29:50,631 --> 00:29:51,899 I mean, maybe. No, just kidding. 875 00:29:51,899 --> 00:29:53,501 Am I? No. [laughs] 876 00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,136 - What? - [laughs] Come on! 877 00:29:55,136 --> 00:29:57,004 You used to love those corny jokes of mine. 878 00:29:57,004 --> 00:29:58,673 No? Oh. 879 00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:01,542 Well, listen, hey, you dropped an earbud... 880 00:30:01,542 --> 00:30:02,710 - Oh. - Back there. There you go. 881 00:30:02,710 --> 00:30:04,145 Wanna make sure you got that back. 882 00:30:04,145 --> 00:30:05,546 - Silly of me. 883 00:30:05,546 --> 00:30:08,182 - Oh, and also found this out there. 884 00:30:08,182 --> 00:30:09,250 You left that behind. 885 00:30:09,250 --> 00:30:12,086 [mysterious music] 886 00:30:12,086 --> 00:30:13,821 You gotta take better care of your stuff, man. 887 00:30:13,821 --> 00:30:15,890 You know what, this is actually a teachable moment. 888 00:30:15,890 --> 00:30:17,525 I love teachable moments. 889 00:30:17,525 --> 00:30:19,093 [echoing] But you'd know that, right? 890 00:30:19,093 --> 00:30:21,862 Teaching, talking. 891 00:30:21,862 --> 00:30:23,197 Following. 892 00:30:23,197 --> 00:30:24,465 [dramatic music] 893 00:30:24,465 --> 00:30:26,067 - I got a whole new lease on life now. 894 00:30:26,067 --> 00:30:27,301 - Yeah? - I'm looking for love. 895 00:30:27,301 --> 00:30:29,570 - Aah! I'm too hot to marry Mr. Knight. 896 00:30:29,570 --> 00:30:32,173 And I'm too hot to show up on a Segway 897 00:30:32,173 --> 00:30:36,844 to the club like Paul fucking Blart! 898 00:30:36,844 --> 00:30:38,245 - [gasps] - Aah! 899 00:30:38,245 --> 00:30:39,847 - [panting] - Wait a minute. 900 00:30:39,847 --> 00:30:41,716 But J Momo wasn't in the shoebo-- 901 00:30:41,716 --> 00:30:44,552 [all screaming] [hisses] 902 00:30:44,552 --> 00:30:51,492 ♪ ♪ 903 00:30:56,201 --> 00:30:57,535 - Okay. [keyboard clicking] 904 00:30:57,535 --> 00:31:01,005 "Stacy Friendship." 905 00:31:01,005 --> 00:31:04,843 Okay, "Stacy Friendship Japanese sing-along. 906 00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:08,546 Ask Stacy: Advice About Friendship," no. 907 00:31:08,546 --> 00:31:09,881 Wait. 908 00:31:09,881 --> 00:31:11,716 "Stacy Friendship Defense." 909 00:31:11,716 --> 00:31:14,419 It's from the "L.A. Times" from 1999. 910 00:31:14,419 --> 00:31:17,622 "Elizabeth Lennox, 22, of Ventura, was convicted 911 00:31:17,622 --> 00:31:18,923 "of first-degree murder 912 00:31:18,923 --> 00:31:22,794 "in the slaying of Howard Miller, 23. 913 00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:24,062 "Miller arrived at her home 914 00:31:24,062 --> 00:31:25,864 "for what he believed was a date 915 00:31:25,864 --> 00:31:28,366 "after the two met in an AOL chat room. 916 00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:30,235 "The victim was unaware that Lennox, 917 00:31:30,235 --> 00:31:33,171 "now a self-employed beekeeper, 918 00:31:33,171 --> 00:31:35,039 "was his childhood classmate, 919 00:31:35,039 --> 00:31:37,942 once voted 'Most Likely to Succeed.'" 920 00:31:37,942 --> 00:31:39,644 [bees buzzing] - Uh... 921 00:31:39,644 --> 00:31:41,679 [eerie music] 922 00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:44,115 Hello? 923 00:31:44,115 --> 00:31:47,118 Lenniegirl17? 924 00:31:47,118 --> 00:31:48,486 It's How-Dawg. 925 00:31:48,486 --> 00:31:49,921 [chilling music] 926 00:31:49,921 --> 00:31:51,356 - I'm sorry, Howie. 927 00:31:51,356 --> 00:31:53,558 - What? 928 00:31:53,558 --> 00:31:54,893 - Aah! - [screams] 929 00:31:54,893 --> 00:31:56,828 - [groans] No! I have Third Eye Blind tickets 930 00:31:56,828 --> 00:31:58,863 for-- [screams] 931 00:31:58,863 --> 00:32:01,466 - "Lennox blamed her action on Stacy Friendship, 932 00:32:01,466 --> 00:32:04,269 an entity she believed to be controlling her life"? 933 00:32:04,269 --> 00:32:05,336 Oh, my God. 934 00:32:05,336 --> 00:32:06,738 - Okay, well. 935 00:32:06,738 --> 00:32:08,973 Maybe it's a different Stacy Friendship. 936 00:32:08,973 --> 00:32:10,408 Another one. You know that name's so common. 937 00:32:10,408 --> 00:32:12,110 And it didn't even mention anything about M.A.S.H. 938 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:14,045 - That name is so common. Are you kidding? 939 00:32:14,045 --> 00:32:16,281 Beekeeper, shack, that is the M.A.S.H.iest shit 940 00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:17,382 I have ever heard. 941 00:32:17,382 --> 00:32:18,583 - So what the fuck are we gonna do? 942 00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,585 - Yeah, come on, A+ Erica. 943 00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:21,986 - Get your shit. Follow me. 944 00:32:21,986 --> 00:32:23,655 - Shouldn't we take some of your Adderall with us? 945 00:32:23,655 --> 00:32:25,056 - No! - Erica, listen. 946 00:32:25,056 --> 00:32:27,158 I'm not going near any convicted killers. 947 00:32:27,158 --> 00:32:28,426 Are you out of your fuckin' mind? 948 00:32:28,426 --> 00:32:29,661 - Okay, we have questions. 949 00:32:29,661 --> 00:32:30,862 Lizzie might have answers. 950 00:32:30,862 --> 00:32:32,997 It's all fine. We're gonna take my-- 951 00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:34,132 where the fuck is my rental car? 952 00:32:34,132 --> 00:32:36,367 - Wait, my car's not here either. 953 00:32:36,367 --> 00:32:38,803 - That, uh, that wasn't there before. 954 00:32:38,803 --> 00:32:40,004 - "All violators will be towed 955 00:32:40,004 --> 00:32:42,273 to Lucky's Autobody and Impound." 956 00:32:42,273 --> 00:32:44,676 That's weird, because that's where my car's at. 957 00:32:44,676 --> 00:32:47,045 - Okay, this is exactly why we need that beekeeper, okay? 958 00:32:47,045 --> 00:32:48,379 - Mm-hmm. - So I'm gonna order a Lyft. 959 00:32:48,379 --> 00:32:49,581 Oh! - What? 960 00:32:49,581 --> 00:32:50,748 - Oh, my God. both: What? 961 00:32:50,748 --> 00:32:52,350 - Holy shit! - What, what, what, what? 962 00:32:52,350 --> 00:32:54,953 - I found Jeremy Fischbein. - Oh, sweet God, ew. 963 00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:56,321 He looks like a leprechaun that only made it 964 00:32:56,321 --> 00:32:57,655 to middle management. - Ugh, cancel the ride. 965 00:32:57,655 --> 00:32:59,190 Cancel the ride, girl. - It's not letting me! 966 00:32:59,190 --> 00:33:00,191 - I don't want it. - Mikayla, you do it. 967 00:33:00,191 --> 00:33:01,292 - I don't want it! I got nails! 968 00:33:01,292 --> 00:33:02,527 - All right, give it here! Give it. 969 00:33:02,527 --> 00:33:04,128 [grunts] 970 00:33:04,128 --> 00:33:06,598 - [panting] - Boom! App deleted. 971 00:33:06,598 --> 00:33:07,699 - Thank you. [tires screeching] 972 00:33:07,699 --> 00:33:09,300 - Whoa! - Oh, my God. 973 00:33:09,300 --> 00:33:10,668 - Was that what was smudged? - Oh, my God. 974 00:33:10,668 --> 00:33:11,870 - Yeah, right. 975 00:33:11,870 --> 00:33:13,204 You titty twisters wish. 976 00:33:13,204 --> 00:33:14,806 - Oh, my God, dude. I am so sorry. 977 00:33:14,806 --> 00:33:16,207 You were in the-- 978 00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:19,310 Josh Greenspan? - Yeah. 979 00:33:19,310 --> 00:33:22,547 - And Andy and Mikayla, and is that Erica? 980 00:33:22,547 --> 00:33:25,183 - No! Hi. 981 00:33:25,183 --> 00:33:26,618 - Oh, my God, it's Jeremy Fischbein! 982 00:33:26,618 --> 00:33:27,785 - Yeah, mm-hmm. 983 00:33:27,785 --> 00:33:29,521 From--from growing up. 984 00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:31,523 - Mm-hmm. - From where? 985 00:33:31,523 --> 00:33:35,026 - You, um--your chariot... 986 00:33:35,026 --> 00:33:36,327 my van's over here. 987 00:33:36,327 --> 00:33:37,896 - Someone fucking kill me. - Ooh. 988 00:33:37,896 --> 00:33:40,765 - Man, it is so freaking cool 989 00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:42,200 to see you guys hanging out still. 990 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:45,803 The Core Three! Oh, my gosh. 991 00:33:45,803 --> 00:33:48,273 So catch me up. [laughs] 992 00:33:48,273 --> 00:33:51,109 - Ooh, Erica and her boyfriend are soulmates. 993 00:33:51,109 --> 00:33:53,177 - Hey, that's awesome. 994 00:33:53,177 --> 00:33:56,414 Erica's all boo'd up. Mazel. 995 00:33:56,414 --> 00:33:59,684 And I see you and he haven't lost your spark. 996 00:33:59,684 --> 00:34:01,686 - Oh, no, dude. That's all me. 997 00:34:01,686 --> 00:34:03,087 - Oh, my God, ugh. - What? 998 00:34:03,087 --> 00:34:05,290 What? - Don't tell people that. 999 00:34:05,290 --> 00:34:09,761 - All right, I tink we're here. 1000 00:34:09,761 --> 00:34:12,363 Dang, trippy haunted house. [laughs] 1001 00:34:12,363 --> 00:34:14,966 Hope you can find it in your little hearts 1002 00:34:14,966 --> 00:34:17,368 to get cha boy five stars... 1003 00:34:17,368 --> 00:34:20,572 [laughs] Despite the vehicular assault. 1004 00:34:20,572 --> 00:34:22,073 Every review help-- 1005 00:34:23,541 --> 00:34:25,743 [soft curious music] 1006 00:34:25,743 --> 00:34:32,850 ♪ ♪ 1007 00:34:33,484 --> 00:34:37,855 - Welcome to Shutter fuckin' Island. 1008 00:34:41,292 --> 00:34:44,829 - Dr. Flores, dial 182, please. 1009 00:34:44,829 --> 00:34:48,166 - Hello, Officer...Adams. 1010 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:50,902 We are here to see Lizzie Lennox. 1011 00:34:50,902 --> 00:34:52,937 - Inmate Lennox? 1012 00:34:52,937 --> 00:34:54,706 She doesn't receive visitors. 1013 00:34:54,706 --> 00:34:55,740 Did you even have an appointment? 1014 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:57,475 - [laughing] An appointment. 1015 00:34:57,475 --> 00:34:59,110 Please. 1016 00:34:59,110 --> 00:35:00,545 I'm Lizzie's new psychiatrist, 1017 00:35:00,545 --> 00:35:02,447 and I'm here for a 2:00 p.m. eval. 1018 00:35:02,447 --> 00:35:04,949 And before you ask, this is my grad team. 1019 00:35:04,949 --> 00:35:07,018 - What up? 1020 00:35:08,953 --> 00:35:10,755 - Okay. 1021 00:35:10,755 --> 00:35:13,725 [unsettling music] 1022 00:35:13,725 --> 00:35:18,563 ♪ ♪ 1023 00:35:18,563 --> 00:35:21,699 Room 1266. Careful, doctor. 1024 00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:22,967 She's a freak. 1025 00:35:25,403 --> 00:35:26,304 - Oh, my God! 1026 00:35:28,873 --> 00:35:31,442 - Holy shit. 1027 00:35:31,442 --> 00:35:33,444 - Oh, wow. - Very creative, yet creepy. 1028 00:35:33,444 --> 00:35:34,345 ♪ ♪ 1029 00:35:34,345 --> 00:35:38,616 [talking over one another] 1030 00:35:38,616 --> 00:35:40,084 - Hi, Lizzie. 1031 00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:42,320 Um, my name is Erica. 1032 00:35:42,320 --> 00:35:45,289 We just have some questions about Stacy Friendship. 1033 00:35:45,289 --> 00:35:46,257 - Yeah. 1034 00:35:48,326 --> 00:35:51,162 - Um, we found this gamebook, and-- 1035 00:35:51,162 --> 00:35:52,330 - [screams] - Aah! 1036 00:35:52,330 --> 00:35:54,165 - Oh, God! - Oh, no. Mm-mm. Mm-mm. 1037 00:35:54,165 --> 00:35:55,266 - You didn't read the poem, did you? 1038 00:35:55,266 --> 00:35:56,534 - A what? - The poem in the book. 1039 00:35:56,534 --> 00:35:57,769 Did you read it? - Oh, yeah, we read... 1040 00:35:57,769 --> 00:35:59,003 - Yeah, we read it. - The whole thing. 1041 00:35:59,003 --> 00:36:00,605 - Read the shit out of it. - Front to back. 1042 00:36:00,605 --> 00:36:02,273 - It got wild, yeah. - And the middle. 1043 00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:03,741 - Uh-oh. 1044 00:36:03,741 --> 00:36:05,176 - SpaghettiO? 1045 00:36:05,176 --> 00:36:09,047 - ♪ She's back ♪ 1046 00:36:09,047 --> 00:36:11,649 - Who's back? - [sighs] 1047 00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:13,885 [creepily] Stacy. 1048 00:36:13,885 --> 00:36:16,421 [ominous music] 1049 00:36:16,421 --> 00:36:18,056 - [whispering] Oh, my God, I've seen her before. 1050 00:36:18,056 --> 00:36:19,457 She turned into a fucking coatrack. 1051 00:36:19,457 --> 00:36:20,692 - [whispering] Wait, are you fucking kidding me? 1052 00:36:20,692 --> 00:36:22,160 I literally was jogging this morning, 1053 00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:24,195 and that thing had, like, that cone thing on the eye. 1054 00:36:24,195 --> 00:36:25,263 Right? Is that glaucoma? - Yeah, yeah. 1055 00:36:25,263 --> 00:36:27,365 - Is it glaucoma? - I can hear you. 1056 00:36:27,365 --> 00:36:28,533 - It's glaucoma. 1057 00:36:28,533 --> 00:36:30,301 - Stacy Friendship might seem like 1058 00:36:30,301 --> 00:36:32,937 a cute, fun book company for tweens... 1059 00:36:32,937 --> 00:36:36,007 - Mm-hmm. - But the real Stacy, 1060 00:36:36,007 --> 00:36:37,809 Anastasia Amicitia... 1061 00:36:37,809 --> 00:36:39,877 [all gasp] - Mm-hmm, old-ass Latin. 1062 00:36:39,877 --> 00:36:41,212 That can't be good. This is not good. 1063 00:36:41,212 --> 00:36:42,647 This is--this is bad. 1064 00:36:42,647 --> 00:36:44,916 - [breathing heavily- 1065 00:36:44,916 --> 00:36:47,885 [music swells] 1066 00:36:47,885 --> 00:36:50,888 ♪ ♪ 1067 00:36:50,888 --> 00:36:54,826 - She's a bitter, impish demon with powers vast and cruel, 1068 00:36:54,826 --> 00:36:58,329 known to target children during sleepovers, 1069 00:36:58,329 --> 00:37:01,299 cursing them with the cruelest punishment of all: 1070 00:37:01,299 --> 00:37:03,367 setting their lives on disparate paths 1071 00:37:03,367 --> 00:37:06,537 and ending their friendships forever. 1072 00:37:06,537 --> 00:37:08,039 - [gasps] - Ooh. 1073 00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:10,908 ♪ ♪ 1074 00:37:10,908 --> 00:37:14,479 - Usually Stacy's actions are spread out over the years. 1075 00:37:14,479 --> 00:37:17,081 But because you read your poem as adults, 1076 00:37:17,081 --> 00:37:19,317 it seems this game is catching up with you. 1077 00:37:19,317 --> 00:37:20,518 [dramatic musical sting] Fast. 1078 00:37:20,518 --> 00:37:24,288 - [gasps] - I've always hated poetry. 1079 00:37:24,288 --> 00:37:26,157 - So how do we break the curse? 1080 00:37:26,157 --> 00:37:28,159 - [sighs] Did you read the poem or not? 1081 00:37:28,159 --> 00:37:30,595 It's literally the third line down! 1082 00:37:30,595 --> 00:37:34,766 "The key is in what Friendship takes." 1083 00:37:34,766 --> 00:37:37,235 You have to give Stacy Friendship 1084 00:37:37,235 --> 00:37:39,537 what she wants. 1085 00:37:39,537 --> 00:37:42,273 - Which is... 1086 00:37:42,273 --> 00:37:44,542 - A human sacrifice. 1087 00:37:44,542 --> 00:37:47,545 [dark music] 1088 00:37:47,545 --> 00:37:50,014 ♪ ♪ 1089 00:37:50,014 --> 00:37:52,784 - So, um, is that why you... 1090 00:37:52,784 --> 00:37:54,285 - Made Howie miss his concert? 1091 00:37:54,285 --> 00:37:56,187 - Yeah. - Why else? 1092 00:37:56,187 --> 00:37:57,655 - So the only way out of this shit 1093 00:37:57,655 --> 00:37:59,557 is by killing our game husbands? 1094 00:37:59,557 --> 00:38:00,658 - Of course not. 1095 00:38:00,658 --> 00:38:01,759 - [exhales] 1096 00:38:01,759 --> 00:38:03,361 - Husband. 1097 00:38:03,361 --> 00:38:05,129 Singular. - Oh. 1098 00:38:05,129 --> 00:38:08,132 - And what, we just end up here with you, 1099 00:38:08,132 --> 00:38:10,334 wearing Kanye's outfit eating Jell-O? 1100 00:38:10,334 --> 00:38:12,837 - And you rid yourself of the demon. 1101 00:38:12,837 --> 00:38:14,338 Sure, I'm locked up, 1102 00:38:14,338 --> 00:38:16,607 but only because I got caught. 1103 00:38:16,607 --> 00:38:18,776 And this place isn't a shack, is it? 1104 00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:20,178 - Mm-mm, no. It's worse. 1105 00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:22,713 - And then there's my best friend, Nicky Evans. 1106 00:38:22,713 --> 00:38:25,349 Nicky and I played the game together. 1107 00:38:25,349 --> 00:38:28,519 Killing Howie saved Nicky's life. 1108 00:38:28,519 --> 00:38:30,488 Unless you've seen a lumberjack with triplets 1109 00:38:30,488 --> 00:38:31,856 tooling around in a monster truck? 1110 00:38:31,856 --> 00:38:34,625 - I hate this so much. 1111 00:38:34,625 --> 00:38:36,794 - I don't understand why she targeted us in the first place. 1112 00:38:36,794 --> 00:38:38,563 - [laughs] 1113 00:38:38,563 --> 00:38:43,801 Stacy chooses friendships that are vulnerable. 1114 00:38:43,801 --> 00:38:45,536 - That's crazy. We're not vulnerable. 1115 00:38:45,536 --> 00:38:47,505 We're best friends. We text every single day. 1116 00:38:47,505 --> 00:38:50,107 - [scared murmuring] - What is that sound? 1117 00:38:50,107 --> 00:38:53,077 - I'm just looking at the drawing. 1118 00:38:53,077 --> 00:38:54,712 [thunderous crash] 1119 00:38:54,712 --> 00:38:56,013 - I thought you said you were a doctor. 1120 00:38:56,013 --> 00:38:57,281 - Uh, baby, I lied. 1121 00:38:57,281 --> 00:38:59,250 [DMX's "Party Up"] 1122 00:38:59,250 --> 00:39:01,152 - [laughing] Oh. 1123 00:39:01,152 --> 00:39:02,854 - Go to sleep. 1124 00:39:02,854 --> 00:39:04,989 - Oh! - [laughing] 1125 00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:06,190 - [yelling indistinctly] 1126 00:39:06,190 --> 00:39:07,625 [grunts] all: Oh! 1127 00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:08,826 - [laughing] - Holy shit! 1128 00:39:08,826 --> 00:39:10,328 - I'm a pro wrestler! 1129 00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:12,964 A pro fucking wrestler! 1130 00:39:12,964 --> 00:39:14,899 Let's get the fuck outta here! 1131 00:39:14,899 --> 00:39:15,933 - ♪ Up in here ♪ 1132 00:39:15,933 --> 00:39:17,301 - [laughing maniacally] 1133 00:39:17,301 --> 00:39:19,003 - Hey, shit stains, wait for me! 1134 00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:21,000 I can't feel my fuckin' legs! 1135 00:39:22,568 --> 00:39:24,403 - Oh, this is a cute little towing and auto stop. 1136 00:39:24,403 --> 00:39:26,705 All right, well, j'arrive. 1137 00:39:26,705 --> 00:39:29,541 [laughs] Think that's French for "We're here," 1138 00:39:29,541 --> 00:39:31,377 so, yeah, remember to, uh-- 1139 00:39:31,377 --> 00:39:32,544 - Yeah, five stars. - Yeah, the-- 1140 00:39:32,544 --> 00:39:33,746 - Yeah, yeah, five stars. Whatever. 1141 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:34,747 - Shove it up your ass, Fisch. 1142 00:39:34,747 --> 00:39:36,148 - Heard you. Annoying. 1143 00:39:36,148 --> 00:39:37,416 - We heard you. - God. 1144 00:39:37,416 --> 00:39:38,817 -I can't believe we got Fischbein again 1145 00:39:38,817 --> 00:39:40,386 - Is he the only driver in LA? - Ugh, get a grip. 1146 00:39:40,386 --> 00:39:41,854 [bell dings] 1147 00:39:41,854 --> 00:39:44,890 - Was it just me or did his car smell like cheese? 1148 00:39:44,890 --> 00:39:47,192 - It did smell like jizz. - I said cheese, babe. 1149 00:39:47,192 --> 00:39:48,327 - Oh. 1150 00:39:48,327 --> 00:39:50,462 - Oh. [laughs] 1151 00:39:50,462 --> 00:39:52,431 Well, this place better be quick. 1152 00:39:52,431 --> 00:39:53,565 I got to jet. - Wait. 1153 00:39:53,565 --> 00:39:54,767 Why do you get to leave early? 1154 00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:56,168 - Because there's already a powerful entity 1155 00:39:56,168 --> 00:39:57,870 controlling my life. It's called a third grader. 1156 00:39:57,870 --> 00:39:59,405 So just, like, text me where to meet 1157 00:39:59,405 --> 00:40:01,707 and we'll deal with all this demon stuff after, yeah? 1158 00:40:01,707 --> 00:40:02,908 - Okay, which one of you needs help? 1159 00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:05,377 - Um, all of us in every way. 1160 00:40:05,377 --> 00:40:07,413 - Okay, but start with me. 1161 00:40:07,413 --> 00:40:09,581 - Okay, yeah. - Thank you. 1162 00:40:09,581 --> 00:40:12,050 - [gasps] It's Ben! One sec. 1163 00:40:12,050 --> 00:40:14,353 - [mockingly] Oh, Ben. One sec. What about me? 1164 00:40:14,353 --> 00:40:16,288 I have a phone too, you know. 1165 00:40:16,288 --> 00:40:19,091 Hello? [bell dings] 1166 00:40:19,091 --> 00:40:20,459 [bell chimes] 1167 00:40:20,459 --> 00:40:22,828 I'm an influencer and I have a bell. 1168 00:40:22,828 --> 00:40:25,731 [bell chimes] Wouldn't wanna give you a bad review. 1169 00:40:25,731 --> 00:40:28,267 You're getting in my shot. 1170 00:40:28,267 --> 00:40:29,735 - Hey, babe. How'd it go? 1171 00:40:29,735 --> 00:40:32,070 - Okay, so you know how I really like making plans? 1172 00:40:32,070 --> 00:40:33,806 I think I need to start making some new ones. 1173 00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,307 - What do you mean? What happened? 1174 00:40:35,307 --> 00:40:38,143 - Phoebe hired her little vapist cousin over me. 1175 00:40:38,143 --> 00:40:40,546 - Shit. Well, who knows? 1176 00:40:40,546 --> 00:40:41,847 Maybe he deserved it. 1177 00:40:41,847 --> 00:40:43,816 Anyways, where should we meet? 1178 00:40:43,816 --> 00:40:45,484 Just landed at LAX. - I'm sorry. 1179 00:40:45,484 --> 00:40:46,585 I might have misheard you. 1180 00:40:46,585 --> 00:40:48,887 You said Cousin Borat deserved it? 1181 00:40:48,887 --> 00:40:50,656 - Wait, his name is Borat? - No! 1182 00:40:50,656 --> 00:40:52,057 No one is named Borat! [tools whirring] 1183 00:40:52,057 --> 00:40:54,760 Well, I know-- I wouldn't say no one, 1184 00:40:54,760 --> 00:40:56,328 but--there's a possibility, 1185 00:40:56,328 --> 00:40:58,430 but he's--he's not-- [sighs] 1186 00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:01,300 - Oh. Oh. 1187 00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:03,235 Yes. 1188 00:41:03,235 --> 00:41:06,205 [light odd music] 1189 00:41:06,205 --> 00:41:09,141 [coin clinking] 1190 00:41:10,776 --> 00:41:13,145 Fuck me. 1191 00:41:13,145 --> 00:41:20,085 ♪ ♪ 1192 00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:24,456 [laughs] 1193 00:41:24,456 --> 00:41:26,692 Not today, Satan. 1194 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:33,799 ♪ ♪ 1195 00:41:37,603 --> 00:41:39,872 Here we go. 1196 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:41,740 - Touched the mirror up. No problemo. 1197 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:43,041 You're all set, my man. 1198 00:41:43,041 --> 00:41:45,077 - Thanks so much. Okay. [laughs] 1199 00:41:45,077 --> 00:41:46,311 Bye. - Yeah. 1200 00:41:46,311 --> 00:41:47,913 - I love what you're doing with that, um... 1201 00:41:50,282 --> 00:41:52,518 Yeah. 1202 00:41:53,452 --> 00:41:57,322 ♪ ♪ 1203 00:41:57,322 --> 00:41:58,657 Are you kidding me? 1204 00:41:58,657 --> 00:42:01,326 Hey, hey, girl. Hey, girl? 1205 00:42:01,326 --> 00:42:03,595 - You can't possibly mean this. 1206 00:42:03,595 --> 00:42:05,364 Okay? You're--I mean, you-- 1207 00:42:05,364 --> 00:42:07,733 oh, you don't mean this. 1208 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,735 It's the game. It's trying to break us up. 1209 00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:12,204 - What game? - Um, Ben, I'm sorry. 1210 00:42:12,204 --> 00:42:14,973 I need you to go to an In-N-Out, any one, 1211 00:42:14,973 --> 00:42:16,508 try the fries, tell me if they're good. 1212 00:42:16,508 --> 00:42:18,010 I don't think they're that good, okay? 1213 00:42:18,010 --> 00:42:20,779 I'm gonna fix this because I fucking love you! 1214 00:42:20,779 --> 00:42:22,047 Bye! - Love you t-- 1215 00:42:22,047 --> 00:42:24,016 - Come on, you little bastard. 1216 00:42:24,016 --> 00:42:25,083 Come to papa. 1217 00:42:25,083 --> 00:42:26,818 [clang] 1218 00:42:26,818 --> 00:42:29,688 Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit. 1219 00:42:29,688 --> 00:42:32,724 [dramatic music] 1220 00:42:32,724 --> 00:42:34,826 Oh, yep. Okay, this is it. 1221 00:42:34,826 --> 00:42:36,728 [bell dings] - Hey, girl, sorry. 1222 00:42:36,728 --> 00:42:38,630 So funny story, you actually made it worse 1223 00:42:38,630 --> 00:42:40,065 'cause it won't start. 1224 00:42:40,065 --> 00:42:41,466 - That is funny because it was a second ago. 1225 00:42:41,466 --> 00:42:43,702 - So you agree, it's broken? - Just hang on a minute. 1226 00:42:43,702 --> 00:42:45,003 I have to help another customer. 1227 00:42:45,003 --> 00:42:47,139 - Okay, I'm a customer too, so if you could-- 1228 00:42:47,139 --> 00:42:48,874 - Pop quiz! 1229 00:42:48,874 --> 00:42:50,409 Where's Lake Titicaca? 1230 00:42:50,409 --> 00:42:53,545 [screaming] 1231 00:42:56,315 --> 00:42:58,483 - Hey! - No! No! 1232 00:42:58,483 --> 00:42:59,818 [panting] - Andy! 1233 00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:01,286 Chill out, brother man. 1234 00:43:01,286 --> 00:43:02,688 [sighs] God. 1235 00:43:02,688 --> 00:43:04,423 Listen, hey, I just want to invite you 1236 00:43:04,423 --> 00:43:06,858 to a adult learning group that I happen to be leading up. 1237 00:43:06,858 --> 00:43:07,826 I think you'd-- - [screams] 1238 00:43:07,826 --> 00:43:09,595 - [groans] - [panting] 1239 00:43:09,595 --> 00:43:10,996 [crying] - Oh. 1240 00:43:10,996 --> 00:43:13,031 Hey, cowboy, take it easy! 1241 00:43:13,031 --> 00:43:14,666 - [crying] 1242 00:43:14,666 --> 00:43:16,735 Aah! 1243 00:43:16,735 --> 00:43:19,671 Is that what I look like? 1244 00:43:19,671 --> 00:43:21,773 [grunts] 1245 00:43:23,575 --> 00:43:25,811 [tense music] 1246 00:43:25,811 --> 00:43:28,614 Stacy, you stupid bitch. 1247 00:43:28,614 --> 00:43:31,650 ♪ ♪ 1248 00:43:31,650 --> 00:43:33,819 [yelling] 1249 00:43:33,819 --> 00:43:37,956 - "Exorcist near me." 1250 00:43:37,956 --> 00:43:40,359 One sec. Just real quick. 1251 00:43:40,359 --> 00:43:43,595 Ugh, there's so much shit on the Internet, right? 1252 00:43:43,595 --> 00:43:44,930 - I have other customers. 1253 00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:47,366 - Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. - Yeah. 1254 00:43:47,366 --> 00:43:48,400 [eerie music] 1255 00:43:48,400 --> 00:43:50,168 Um. - Oh, my God. Holy shit. 1256 00:43:50,168 --> 00:43:51,737 - You're holding my hand. [laughs] 1257 00:43:51,737 --> 00:43:53,171 - I love you... - Whoa. 1258 00:43:53,171 --> 00:43:56,074 - And what you do is essential and honorable work. 1259 00:43:56,074 --> 00:43:57,643 Thank you so much. - Thank you. 1260 00:43:57,643 --> 00:43:59,077 Uh-- - I'll Venmo you! 1261 00:43:59,077 --> 00:44:01,813 - Oh, I'm supposed to get paid! 1262 00:44:02,748 --> 00:44:04,249 - What the fuck? 1263 00:44:04,249 --> 00:44:07,719 - [crying] 1264 00:44:07,719 --> 00:44:09,855 You go. Oh, it's you. 1265 00:44:09,855 --> 00:44:11,923 [crying] Yeah, okay. I can't go on Segway rides 1266 00:44:11,923 --> 00:44:13,692 on the beach with that man, Erica. 1267 00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:15,260 And I can't kill him either 1268 00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:18,797 because Mr. Knight is like a town fixture, 1269 00:44:18,797 --> 00:44:20,298 and I would get caught, like, in five seconds. 1270 00:44:20,298 --> 00:44:23,335 And I can't go to prison. Look at my face. 1271 00:44:23,335 --> 00:44:24,770 Look at my face. 1272 00:44:24,770 --> 00:44:26,571 I'm too pretty to go to prison! 1273 00:44:26,571 --> 00:44:27,873 - No one's killing anyone, okay? 1274 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:29,541 Just get in the car and ditch that thing. 1275 00:44:29,541 --> 00:44:30,609 We're going to Mikayla's. 1276 00:44:30,609 --> 00:44:31,843 - Help me. 1277 00:44:31,843 --> 00:44:33,345 - Chop-chop! - [whimpers] 1278 00:44:33,345 --> 00:44:34,780 - Come on. 1279 00:44:34,780 --> 00:44:36,581 [thud] Stupid. 1280 00:44:36,581 --> 00:44:39,217 [cries] 1281 00:44:39,217 --> 00:44:40,218 - You're okay. 1282 00:44:40,218 --> 00:44:42,821 - [whines] - You're okay. 1283 00:44:42,821 --> 00:44:45,824 [sinister music] 1284 00:44:45,824 --> 00:44:49,061 ♪ ♪ 1285 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,996 - That's too much. - I can't stress enough, 1286 00:44:50,996 --> 00:44:53,098 I can't stand when you dress up kids like-- 1287 00:44:53,098 --> 00:44:54,232 - Look, look, look, look, look! 1288 00:44:54,232 --> 00:44:55,467 - [laughs] 1289 00:44:55,467 --> 00:44:57,602 - Hey, Isabella! 1290 00:44:57,602 --> 00:45:00,138 You look so different from the last time I saw you. 1291 00:45:00,138 --> 00:45:02,941 - Yeah, okay. Well, Mommy might be a while, 1292 00:45:02,941 --> 00:45:04,910 so I want you to head on in, 1293 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,212 turn on the TV, and watch "The Irishman." 1294 00:45:07,212 --> 00:45:08,980 - Why can't I trick or treat with Arden? 1295 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:12,184 - Well, Arden's mom is an emotional terrorist, 1296 00:45:12,184 --> 00:45:15,153 and her Botox is honestly a crime. 1297 00:45:15,153 --> 00:45:17,055 So you wanna get inside? - [sighs] 1298 00:45:17,055 --> 00:45:18,423 - All right. Love you. 1299 00:45:18,423 --> 00:45:19,658 - Sure about that? 1300 00:45:19,658 --> 00:45:21,493 - Excuse me? - Love you. 1301 00:45:21,493 --> 00:45:23,061 - [laughs] 1302 00:45:23,061 --> 00:45:24,396 That was a fake smile. 1303 00:45:24,396 --> 00:45:26,064 - Okay, which one's Shamrock's? - Upstairs. 1304 00:45:26,064 --> 00:45:27,099 You guys sure you wanna do this? 1305 00:45:27,099 --> 00:45:28,333 He's really expensive. 1306 00:45:28,333 --> 00:45:30,469 - I mean, he's legit, right? - [laughs] 1307 00:45:30,469 --> 00:45:34,106 You think I would be taken by a mystic? 1308 00:45:34,106 --> 00:45:35,140 - Yes. - Yeah. 1309 00:45:35,140 --> 00:45:36,108 - Really? - Absolutely. 1310 00:45:36,108 --> 00:45:37,509 - Hidey ho, fuckerinos. 1311 00:45:37,509 --> 00:45:39,044 - Oh, Limpy. - Oh, shit. 1312 00:45:39,044 --> 00:45:40,345 We left Josh at the lot. 1313 00:45:40,345 --> 00:45:41,980 We're sorry. - No, it's all good, 1314 00:45:41,980 --> 00:45:43,615 although I did almost turn into a human s'more, 1315 00:45:43,615 --> 00:45:44,750 so that was kind of weird. 1316 00:45:44,750 --> 00:45:45,951 By the way, Mercedes runs great. 1317 00:45:45,951 --> 00:45:48,186 - Aah! Sports. - For me anyway. [laughs] 1318 00:45:48,186 --> 00:45:49,488 - How did you even find us? 1319 00:45:49,488 --> 00:45:50,689 - Andy's Instagram. 1320 00:45:50,689 --> 00:45:51,923 - What? - You're live right now. 1321 00:45:51,923 --> 00:45:53,125 - No, I'm not. - You sure are. 1322 00:45:53,125 --> 00:45:54,493 - [gasps] Oh, my gosh, I am. 1323 00:45:54,493 --> 00:45:55,927 Oh. Well, only four followers. 1324 00:45:55,927 --> 00:45:57,095 I should have at least nine. 1325 00:45:57,095 --> 00:45:58,964 - You're worried about nine followers? 1326 00:45:58,964 --> 00:46:00,198 That's not even double digits. 1327 00:46:00,198 --> 00:46:02,801 Let's go up the stairs. - Okay. [laughs] 1328 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,169 Hey, guys. Going upstairs. 1329 00:46:04,169 --> 00:46:05,937 Sorry about the butt-dial. [laughs] 1330 00:46:05,937 --> 00:46:07,639 - ♪ Informer, ya no say ♪ 1331 00:46:07,639 --> 00:46:09,341 ♪ Daddy me Snow me, I go blame ♪ 1332 00:46:09,341 --> 00:46:11,209 ♪ A licky boom boom dem ♪ 1333 00:46:11,209 --> 00:46:12,644 ♪ 'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me ♪ 1334 00:46:12,644 --> 00:46:15,147 [knock at door] 1335 00:46:15,147 --> 00:46:17,182 - You've got the wrong Shamrock! 1336 00:46:17,182 --> 00:46:18,750 - ♪ Ya no say, daddy me Snow me, I go blame ♪ 1337 00:46:18,750 --> 00:46:20,819 - It's me! 1338 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:23,155 - ♪ 'Tective man a say, say daddy me Snow me ♪ 1339 00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:25,357 - Me. 1340 00:46:25,357 --> 00:46:26,758 I'm me. 1341 00:46:26,758 --> 00:46:28,326 - ♪ You better listen for me now ♪ 1342 00:46:28,326 --> 00:46:30,662 ♪ Listen for me, you better listen for me now ♪ 1343 00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:31,863 ♪ When-a me rock-a the microphone ♪ 1344 00:46:31,863 --> 00:46:33,465 ♪ Me rock on steady-a ♪ 1345 00:46:33,465 --> 00:46:35,300 ♪ Yes a daddy me, Snow me are de article don ♪ 1346 00:46:35,300 --> 00:46:36,868 ♪ But the in an a-out a dance an they say ♪ 1347 00:46:36,868 --> 00:46:38,303 ♪ Where you come from-a? ♪ 1348 00:46:38,303 --> 00:46:40,172 ♪ People dem say ya come from Jamaica ♪ 1349 00:46:40,172 --> 00:46:41,807 ♪ But me born an' raised in the ghetto ♪ 1350 00:46:41,807 --> 00:46:44,276 - It's not Shamrock. I'm a ghost! 1351 00:46:44,276 --> 00:46:45,811 Mikayla! [laughs] 1352 00:46:45,811 --> 00:46:47,879 Great to see you. 1353 00:46:47,879 --> 00:46:49,848 I'm not a ghost. 1354 00:46:49,848 --> 00:46:52,083 [laughs] 1355 00:46:52,083 --> 00:46:54,419 She told you what? 1356 00:46:54,419 --> 00:46:56,655 - You guys don't have to murder anyone. 1357 00:46:56,655 --> 00:46:58,957 [everyone sighs] - I'm slightly more relieved. 1358 00:46:58,957 --> 00:47:00,759 - Whew. - [laughs] 1359 00:47:00,759 --> 00:47:02,260 - That's cute. 1360 00:47:02,260 --> 00:47:03,862 You guys are in the right place. 1361 00:47:03,862 --> 00:47:05,530 Okay? Because I'm pretty dialed-in 1362 00:47:05,530 --> 00:47:07,599 to the spirit realm. 1363 00:47:07,599 --> 00:47:11,136 And I don't wanna get, like, all HJO on you. 1364 00:47:12,504 --> 00:47:13,839 Haley Joel Osment. 1365 00:47:13,839 --> 00:47:16,641 But entities, 1366 00:47:16,641 --> 00:47:18,310 they fuck with Shamrock. 1367 00:47:18,310 --> 00:47:21,213 You know whose ghost sat over there last week? 1368 00:47:21,213 --> 00:47:22,747 Take a guess. - Guess? 1369 00:47:22,747 --> 00:47:24,049 - Gandhi? - No. 1370 00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,116 - Is it Lucille Ball? - What did you say? 1371 00:47:25,116 --> 00:47:26,518 - Was it Lucille Ball? - No. 1372 00:47:26,518 --> 00:47:27,586 - The Gerber baby? 1373 00:47:27,586 --> 00:47:28,787 - Joe DiMaggio. - Oh. 1374 00:47:28,787 --> 00:47:30,322 - Who? - Joe DiMaggio. 1375 00:47:30,322 --> 00:47:31,723 - Joe DiMaggio. - Marilyn Manson's husband. 1376 00:47:31,723 --> 00:47:33,325 - Marilyn Monroe. - Baseball. 1377 00:47:33,325 --> 00:47:35,460 - Anyway, this sounds like what we in the metaphysical field 1378 00:47:35,460 --> 00:47:37,762 call "a real fuckup." - Okay. 1379 00:47:37,762 --> 00:47:39,965 - So here's what we're gonna do. 1380 00:47:39,965 --> 00:47:41,566 We're gonna conjure the demon. - Mm-hmm. 1381 00:47:41,566 --> 00:47:42,868 - We're gonna uncross your wires. 1382 00:47:42,868 --> 00:47:43,802 - Okay. - And we're gonna send her 1383 00:47:43,802 --> 00:47:45,470 straight back to hell. 1384 00:47:45,470 --> 00:47:47,372 That sound groovy? - Sounds so groovy. 1385 00:47:47,372 --> 00:47:48,974 - So groovy. - It's groo-vay. 1386 00:47:48,974 --> 00:47:49,908 - All right, so here's what I'm gonna need. 1387 00:47:49,908 --> 00:47:51,710 I'm gonna need the book 1388 00:47:51,710 --> 00:47:53,011 and one of your Venmos. 1389 00:47:53,011 --> 00:47:54,412 - Okay. - And in the For line, 1390 00:47:54,412 --> 00:47:55,847 don't put anything specific and just put, like, 1391 00:47:55,847 --> 00:47:57,649 a random emoji or something 'cause I don't want Venmo 1392 00:47:57,649 --> 00:47:59,000 coming back at me with, like, a business fee. 1393 00:48:00,701 --> 00:48:03,704 [spooky music] 1394 00:48:03,704 --> 00:48:06,207 - Anastasia? 1395 00:48:06,207 --> 00:48:08,042 Anastasia, if you can hear me, 1396 00:48:08,042 --> 00:48:09,176 send us a sign. 1397 00:48:09,176 --> 00:48:10,344 [knocks] - [gasps] 1398 00:48:10,344 --> 00:48:11,779 both: Oh. 1399 00:48:11,779 --> 00:48:12,947 - Anastasia? 1400 00:48:12,947 --> 00:48:14,482 Anastasia, is that you? 1401 00:48:14,482 --> 00:48:16,917 Knock once for yes and twice for no. 1402 00:48:16,917 --> 00:48:17,952 [knocks] - [gasps] 1403 00:48:17,952 --> 00:48:19,153 - Okay. 1404 00:48:19,153 --> 00:48:20,287 Listen, we're not gonna take up 1405 00:48:20,287 --> 00:48:21,422 too much of your time. 1406 00:48:21,422 --> 00:48:23,591 I know it's crazy busy down there 1407 00:48:23,591 --> 00:48:26,427 in your realm, especially on Halloween. 1408 00:48:26,427 --> 00:48:28,062 So just tell us, 1409 00:48:28,062 --> 00:48:29,830 was it you who delivered this book? 1410 00:48:29,830 --> 00:48:31,065 [knocks] 1411 00:48:31,065 --> 00:48:32,066 - Oh, my God. - Whoa. 1412 00:48:32,066 --> 00:48:34,201 Well, okay. 1413 00:48:34,201 --> 00:48:37,138 And was it your intention for these four souls 1414 00:48:37,138 --> 00:48:39,673 to be its recipient? 1415 00:48:39,673 --> 00:48:41,041 [knocks] - Aah! 1416 00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:42,510 - Okay, Shamrock, we see what you're doing. 1417 00:48:42,510 --> 00:48:44,145 - Shh! Eyes closed. 1418 00:48:44,145 --> 00:48:45,713 She said it wasn't for you. That's good news. 1419 00:48:45,713 --> 00:48:47,415 - No, it's not, and we're out $1,500. 1420 00:48:47,415 --> 00:48:49,083 - Okay, you know what? I don't even usually take 1421 00:48:49,083 --> 00:48:50,084 walk-ins, and I'm only doing this 1422 00:48:50,084 --> 00:48:51,152 'cause Mikayla's a friend. 1423 00:48:51,152 --> 00:48:52,953 - No, no, no, no. I am so sorry. 1424 00:48:52,953 --> 00:48:54,755 Do you guys wanna do this or not? 1425 00:48:54,755 --> 00:48:55,956 - Yes, we do. - Okay. 1426 00:48:55,956 --> 00:48:57,258 - [sighs] - Let's get into it. 1427 00:48:57,258 --> 00:48:59,527 Shamrock, they're sorry. 1428 00:48:59,527 --> 00:49:01,595 Stacy, you're still here, right? 1429 00:49:01,595 --> 00:49:03,130 [clattering] 1430 00:49:03,130 --> 00:49:04,598 Okay, well, let's get back into it. 1431 00:49:04,598 --> 00:49:05,766 Sham? 1432 00:49:05,766 --> 00:49:07,635 [eerie music] 1433 00:49:07,635 --> 00:49:08,869 - That wasn't me. 1434 00:49:08,869 --> 00:49:10,237 - What? 1435 00:49:10,237 --> 00:49:12,807 - We have a visitor. 1436 00:49:12,807 --> 00:49:15,009 ♪ ♪ 1437 00:49:15,009 --> 00:49:16,677 - My hair. 1438 00:49:16,677 --> 00:49:18,979 - Um, what the fuck? 1439 00:49:18,979 --> 00:49:20,915 - Okay, demon. 1440 00:49:20,915 --> 00:49:22,683 It's time to-- [gasps] 1441 00:49:22,683 --> 00:49:24,185 - Aah! 1442 00:49:24,185 --> 00:49:25,753 ♪ ♪ 1443 00:49:25,753 --> 00:49:27,888 Aah. 1444 00:49:27,888 --> 00:49:29,156 - [delicately] Shammy? 1445 00:49:29,156 --> 00:49:30,491 You-- - Aah! 1446 00:49:30,491 --> 00:49:32,593 - [as demon] Felicem vesperam sanctam. 1447 00:49:32,593 --> 00:49:34,094 [all screaming] 1448 00:49:34,094 --> 00:49:36,730 - You bitches are so fucked. 1449 00:49:36,730 --> 00:49:38,299 - We never should've played that fucking game! 1450 00:49:38,299 --> 00:49:40,034 - Core Three for life, huh? 1451 00:49:40,034 --> 00:49:41,235 - Core Three and Josh. 1452 00:49:41,235 --> 00:49:43,671 - What the fuck do you want from us? 1453 00:49:43,671 --> 00:49:46,340 - ♪ Erica and Fischbein sittin' in a tree ♪ 1454 00:49:46,340 --> 00:49:47,575 - Okay, you need to take several seats. 1455 00:49:47,575 --> 00:49:49,610 Okay, you leave her alone. - Or what? 1456 00:49:49,610 --> 00:49:52,646 You're gonna make me a mean ticky-tocky? 1457 00:49:52,646 --> 00:49:55,082 I bet Mr. Knight likes having his toes sucked. 1458 00:49:55,082 --> 00:49:56,183 - [whimpers] - Mm-mm, Stacy, 1459 00:49:56,183 --> 00:49:57,718 you leave him alone. 1460 00:49:57,718 --> 00:50:00,020 - Mrs. Joey Fatone. 1461 00:50:00,020 --> 00:50:01,589 Mega-mansion, huh? 1462 00:50:01,589 --> 00:50:02,857 - Yes. 1463 00:50:02,857 --> 00:50:04,992 - Actually sounds pretty nice. 1464 00:50:04,992 --> 00:50:07,027 - Honestly, it doesn't sound that bad. 1465 00:50:07,027 --> 00:50:08,195 But you shut up. You shut up! 1466 00:50:08,195 --> 00:50:09,363 - Yeah, man. Shut the fuck up! 1467 00:50:09,363 --> 00:50:12,299 - Well, if it isn't the virgin! 1468 00:50:12,299 --> 00:50:14,101 - [chuckles] All right. 1469 00:50:14,101 --> 00:50:15,836 This guy's obviously a scam artist, 1470 00:50:15,836 --> 00:50:18,105 'cause I fuck puss all the time and we all know it. 1471 00:50:18,105 --> 00:50:19,440 [laughs] - Puss? 1472 00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:22,610 - You're gonna die today, incel boy. 1473 00:50:22,610 --> 00:50:24,945 - [choking] [all screaming] 1474 00:50:24,945 --> 00:50:27,147 I've definitely had sex, though! 1475 00:50:27,147 --> 00:50:28,616 [all exclaiming] 1476 00:50:28,616 --> 00:50:31,585 [dramatic music] 1477 00:50:31,585 --> 00:50:33,754 ♪ ♪ 1478 00:50:33,754 --> 00:50:37,157 - [rasping] 1479 00:50:37,157 --> 00:50:39,560 - God, that's loud and stinky. 1480 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,763 Shamrock? Sham, are you--are you okay? 1481 00:50:42,763 --> 00:50:44,732 Are you yourself? 1482 00:50:44,732 --> 00:50:47,101 Shammy? Shamrock? 1483 00:50:47,101 --> 00:50:48,435 Is that you? You okay? 1484 00:50:48,435 --> 00:50:49,870 [suspenseful music] 1485 00:50:49,870 --> 00:50:51,338 - Did... 1486 00:50:51,338 --> 00:50:53,040 - Yeah? - Yeah? 1487 00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:54,808 - [gulps] 1488 00:50:54,808 --> 00:50:56,243 The Venmo go through? 1489 00:50:59,446 --> 00:51:02,316 Guys, I said use an emoji. 1490 00:51:09,156 --> 00:51:10,591 - He's sensitive. 1491 00:51:10,591 --> 00:51:13,527 - [sobbing] 1492 00:51:17,631 --> 00:51:20,200 [sniffling] 1493 00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:22,670 [soft dramatic music] 1494 00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:23,804 ♪ ♪ 1495 00:51:23,804 --> 00:51:27,107 - Hey, Josh. It's okay. We knew. 1496 00:51:27,107 --> 00:51:28,175 - You did? 1497 00:51:28,175 --> 00:51:30,177 - Definitely. - Yeah. 1498 00:51:30,177 --> 00:51:32,813 - Look, for the record, I'm not an incel. 1499 00:51:32,813 --> 00:51:33,881 All right? 1500 00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:35,215 I'm just involuntarily celibate. 1501 00:51:35,215 --> 00:51:36,784 Okay, yeah. That's what an incel is. 1502 00:51:36,784 --> 00:51:37,952 - Heard it out loud. - You get it. 1503 00:51:37,952 --> 00:51:38,986 - Yeah. - Okay. 1504 00:51:38,986 --> 00:51:40,788 - Guys, I-- 1505 00:51:40,788 --> 00:51:43,057 I can't die a virgin. 1506 00:51:43,057 --> 00:51:45,292 - [inhales deeply] Okay. 1507 00:51:45,292 --> 00:51:47,761 I will take one for the team. 1508 00:51:47,761 --> 00:51:50,164 I will give you one, two minutes-- 1509 00:51:50,164 --> 00:51:52,566 - I don't want a pity hump. 1510 00:51:52,566 --> 00:51:55,235 I want the real thing, you know? 1511 00:51:55,235 --> 00:51:57,104 I want to live. 1512 00:51:57,104 --> 00:51:58,839 I want to be loved. 1513 00:51:58,839 --> 00:52:00,741 I want to be held. 1514 00:52:00,741 --> 00:52:02,242 I want to do reiki on a beach somewhere. 1515 00:52:02,242 --> 00:52:03,577 - What? 1516 00:52:03,577 --> 00:52:05,045 - So help me God, if I had a M.A.S.H. wife-- 1517 00:52:05,045 --> 00:52:06,380 [sniffles] 1518 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:07,615 I would kill the shit out of that bitch. 1519 00:52:07,615 --> 00:52:10,551 - Aw, so sweet. - [sniffles] 1520 00:52:10,551 --> 00:52:12,219 But I guess even in my own fantasies, 1521 00:52:12,219 --> 00:52:13,988 I'm still destined to be alone, huh? 1522 00:52:13,988 --> 00:52:15,356 - Yeah. 1523 00:52:15,356 --> 00:52:17,291 - Okay, is no one gonna say it? - Say what? 1524 00:52:17,291 --> 00:52:18,292 - Okay, I guess I'll say it. 1525 00:52:18,292 --> 00:52:19,426 [chuckles] - What? 1526 00:52:19,426 --> 00:52:20,327 - Erica, you have to kill Fischbein. 1527 00:52:20,327 --> 00:52:21,328 - Yeah. - What? 1528 00:52:21,328 --> 00:52:22,363 - Yeah. - I can't do it. 1529 00:52:22,363 --> 00:52:23,764 I was valedictorian! - So? 1530 00:52:23,764 --> 00:52:25,532 The Unabomber went to Harvard. What's your point? 1531 00:52:25,532 --> 00:52:27,267 - Did he really? He must've been legacy or something. 1532 00:52:27,267 --> 00:52:28,535 - Super sure. - He was really smart. 1533 00:52:28,535 --> 00:52:29,903 - Okay, I'm not a murderer, okay, Andy? 1534 00:52:29,903 --> 00:52:32,272 I'm not gonna do it. We just need to re-group 1535 00:52:32,272 --> 00:52:33,574 and make some flowcharts or something. 1536 00:52:33,574 --> 00:52:36,410 - Flowch--what? It's a demon curse, Erica! 1537 00:52:36,410 --> 00:52:38,012 You're not just gonna make some Microsoft Excel 1538 00:52:38,012 --> 00:52:39,413 and get rid of it, okay? 1539 00:52:39,413 --> 00:52:40,981 And no one's gonna, like, fucking miss 1540 00:52:40,981 --> 00:52:42,149 or even question the disappearance 1541 00:52:42,149 --> 00:52:43,851 of Jeremy Fischbein, okay? 1542 00:52:43,851 --> 00:52:46,353 The guy had no goals, no ambition, 1543 00:52:46,353 --> 00:52:48,889 he's boring, so dull, and so, like, ugh! 1544 00:52:48,889 --> 00:52:50,724 - Not to mention he's a shit driver, am I right? 1545 00:52:50,724 --> 00:52:52,092 - [chuckles] 1546 00:52:52,092 --> 00:52:54,328 - Also, you would literally be saving my life, 1547 00:52:54,328 --> 00:52:57,331 so that would be pretty fucking sweet. 1548 00:52:58,532 --> 00:53:01,602 - Okay, fine. I'll do it. 1549 00:53:01,602 --> 00:53:04,271 I'll whack off Fischbein tonight at Camp Wanabangme. 1550 00:53:04,271 --> 00:53:05,706 - Yes. - Okay, are you happy? 1551 00:53:05,706 --> 00:53:09,877 - No, not whack him off. It's just, like, whack him. 1552 00:53:09,877 --> 00:53:11,311 - I've always said that. 1553 00:53:11,311 --> 00:53:12,613 - Whacking off is, like... - Don't listen to them. 1554 00:53:12,613 --> 00:53:13,981 - You know, when you, like-- 1555 00:53:13,981 --> 00:53:15,315 - In our house, it's whack off. 1556 00:53:15,315 --> 00:53:18,185 [tense music] 1557 00:53:18,185 --> 00:53:20,154 ♪ ♪ 1558 00:53:20,154 --> 00:53:22,556 [Train's "Drops of Jupiter"] 1559 00:53:22,556 --> 00:53:24,425 - You know, when I saw your message in the app, 1560 00:53:24,425 --> 00:53:26,694 I was like, "Okay, what'd she leave in my backseat? 1561 00:53:26,694 --> 00:53:27,828 Wallet or keys?" 1562 00:53:27,828 --> 00:53:28,762 - [laughs] 1563 00:53:28,762 --> 00:53:29,930 - And then when you're like, 1564 00:53:29,930 --> 00:53:31,265 "Oh, actually I'm single. Let's hang out." 1565 00:53:31,265 --> 00:53:33,967 I was like, "Okay, heck yeah." [chuckles] 1566 00:53:33,967 --> 00:53:36,603 - Guess I've just been waiting for this moment 1567 00:53:36,603 --> 00:53:38,205 since I saw that sweet Austin Powers impression 1568 00:53:38,205 --> 00:53:40,107 when we were in seventh grade. 1569 00:53:40,107 --> 00:53:43,844 - Yeah, I still dabble in impressions, actually. 1570 00:53:43,844 --> 00:53:45,646 - Really? - Yeah. 1571 00:53:45,646 --> 00:53:46,947 Yeah. 1572 00:53:46,947 --> 00:53:48,415 - Can I see one? 1573 00:53:48,415 --> 00:53:50,984 - Yeah, yeah, like uh... 1574 00:53:50,984 --> 00:53:54,488 Werner Herzog was looking at this plate, he'd be like, 1575 00:53:54,488 --> 00:53:55,889 [like Werner Herzog] Cheese is the symbol 1576 00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:59,893 of man's dominance over the dairy animals. 1577 00:53:59,893 --> 00:54:01,495 - [laughs] 1578 00:54:01,495 --> 00:54:03,931 - Or I usually do Sam Elliott hosting "RuPaul's Drag Race." 1579 00:54:03,931 --> 00:54:05,199 - Okay. 1580 00:54:05,199 --> 00:54:06,500 - [like Sam Elliott] Bring back my hogs. 1581 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:08,736 For today's maxi challenge, 1582 00:54:08,736 --> 00:54:10,804 you gotta dress up all these little piggies 1583 00:54:10,804 --> 00:54:13,707 like they're hitting Studio 54. 1584 00:54:13,707 --> 00:54:15,142 - [laughing] 1585 00:54:15,142 --> 00:54:16,877 So wait, all the "Drag Race" contestants are all-- 1586 00:54:16,877 --> 00:54:18,479 - They're hogs. - [normally] Hogs? Yeah. 1587 00:54:18,479 --> 00:54:19,980 - [like Sam Elliott] They're gonna be a great bacon one day. 1588 00:54:19,980 --> 00:54:21,215 - [laughing] 1589 00:54:21,215 --> 00:54:23,283 - Look at me. You're a beautiful hog. 1590 00:54:23,283 --> 00:54:25,018 Don't let anyone take that away from you. 1591 00:54:25,018 --> 00:54:26,386 - [laughs] 1592 00:54:26,386 --> 00:54:27,755 - [normally] Anyway, uh, to your health. 1593 00:54:29,556 --> 00:54:32,025 - And to yours. 1594 00:54:32,025 --> 00:54:35,028 [jazz music] 1595 00:54:35,028 --> 00:54:38,699 ♪ ♪ 1596 00:54:38,699 --> 00:54:40,501 [coughs] 1597 00:54:40,501 --> 00:54:42,970 Um, I got a ride. 1598 00:54:42,970 --> 00:54:44,671 - Yeah, all right. 1599 00:54:46,067 --> 00:54:48,303 - [sighs] [shovel scraping] 1600 00:54:48,303 --> 00:54:50,672 [suspenseful music] 1601 00:54:50,672 --> 00:54:52,340 [panting] Oh, God. 1602 00:54:52,340 --> 00:54:53,842 [groans] 1603 00:54:53,842 --> 00:54:55,610 - Uh, you sound really out-of-shape. 1604 00:54:55,610 --> 00:54:57,412 - Oh, God. I'm gonna throw up. - Yeah. 1605 00:54:57,412 --> 00:54:58,680 - Oh, boy. [heaves] 1606 00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,315 - Ugh, you okay? - Oh yeah, I'm all right. 1607 00:55:00,315 --> 00:55:01,850 [heaves] - Oh, God. No. 1608 00:55:01,850 --> 00:55:03,918 - [groans] Just so we're clear... 1609 00:55:03,918 --> 00:55:06,855 I did that so we don't go to jail, 1610 00:55:06,855 --> 00:55:09,357 not because of my M.A.S.H fate... 1611 00:55:09,357 --> 00:55:10,759 as a gravedigger. 1612 00:55:10,759 --> 00:55:12,560 - Of course not, but you are freakishly good at it. 1613 00:55:12,560 --> 00:55:13,895 - Well, thank you. 1614 00:55:13,895 --> 00:55:15,096 - It wasn't a compliment. It's a disgusting job. 1615 00:55:15,096 --> 00:55:16,231 - All right. 1616 00:55:16,231 --> 00:55:17,399 - So when you're done with that, 1617 00:55:17,399 --> 00:55:18,266 put the shovel over there by cabin 69. 1618 00:55:18,266 --> 00:55:19,434 [chuckles] 69. 1619 00:55:19,434 --> 00:55:20,635 That's where we told Erica we would be 1620 00:55:20,635 --> 00:55:22,237 and we're gonna hide over there 1621 00:55:22,237 --> 00:55:24,372 where Mikayla's pissing in the bushes where we're gonna hide! 1622 00:55:24,372 --> 00:55:26,574 [liquid splatters] Mikayla! 1623 00:55:26,574 --> 00:55:28,877 [soft sultry music] 1624 00:55:28,877 --> 00:55:32,280 - I don't plan of Lyfting forever, of course. 1625 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:34,082 - You have some larger aspirations? 1626 00:55:34,082 --> 00:55:36,951 - Yeah, I mean, doesn't everybody? 1627 00:55:36,951 --> 00:55:39,154 I'm trying to open up my own artisanal cheese shop, 1628 00:55:39,154 --> 00:55:40,455 Fischbein Farms. 1629 00:55:40,455 --> 00:55:42,424 I've been studying up on how to age everything 1630 00:55:42,424 --> 00:55:44,559 from gouda to gruyere. 1631 00:55:44,559 --> 00:55:46,060 [chuckles] 1632 00:55:46,060 --> 00:55:47,729 Luckily, my parents are letting me stay for a while. 1633 00:55:47,729 --> 00:55:49,197 I'm in savings mode. 1634 00:55:49,197 --> 00:55:51,833 And I just-- I really love my parents. 1635 00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:54,702 - Wow, so you're gonna be a cheesemonger? 1636 00:55:54,702 --> 00:55:58,072 - Uh, we prefer curd nerd. [laughter] 1637 00:55:58,072 --> 00:56:00,141 I saw that on the internet. - [laughs] 1638 00:56:00,141 --> 00:56:01,643 Man, I'm, like, killing it tonight. 1639 00:56:01,643 --> 00:56:03,745 - Mm! 1640 00:56:03,745 --> 00:56:04,913 - How's that chevre tasting? 1641 00:56:04,913 --> 00:56:06,548 - Honestly, I could bathe in this. 1642 00:56:06,548 --> 00:56:08,283 Where's it from? 1643 00:56:08,283 --> 00:56:10,652 - Not where, who. 1644 00:56:10,652 --> 00:56:11,786 - Hmm? 1645 00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:13,755 - Come on. I'll show you the shack. 1646 00:56:13,755 --> 00:56:15,690 - The--the what? [goat bleats] 1647 00:56:17,525 --> 00:56:20,094 - I built it just for her. 1648 00:56:20,094 --> 00:56:21,563 Henrietta, meet my friend Erica. 1649 00:56:21,563 --> 00:56:22,797 [Henrietta bleats] 1650 00:56:22,797 --> 00:56:25,433 - Oh, my God. Jeremy, she's adorable. 1651 00:56:25,433 --> 00:56:26,835 - Yeah, she is. 1652 00:56:26,835 --> 00:56:29,103 You're a hell of a dairy goat, too, aren't ya? 1653 00:56:29,103 --> 00:56:30,438 You wouldn't know it looking at her, 1654 00:56:30,438 --> 00:56:32,373 but she was actually the runt of her litter. 1655 00:56:32,373 --> 00:56:34,709 Guess that's why I like her so much. 1656 00:56:34,709 --> 00:56:36,010 I'm kind of a runt, too. 1657 00:56:36,010 --> 00:56:37,779 [soft dramatic music] 1658 00:56:37,779 --> 00:56:39,247 [Henrietta bleats loudly] 1659 00:56:39,247 --> 00:56:41,516 Oh, my God. - What? What's wrong? 1660 00:56:41,516 --> 00:56:42,584 [Henrietta bleats] 1661 00:56:42,584 --> 00:56:45,286 - Um, she's early. 1662 00:56:45,286 --> 00:56:47,856 - Early for what? [Henrietta bleats] 1663 00:56:47,856 --> 00:56:51,659 - Get in here quick. - Why? 1664 00:56:51,659 --> 00:56:53,695 - We're having a kid. 1665 00:56:53,695 --> 00:56:55,697 - Kid? [Henrietta bleats] 1666 00:56:56,898 --> 00:56:58,867 - Oh, what's taking her so long? 1667 00:56:58,867 --> 00:57:00,802 - I don't know. It's hard to seduce people. 1668 00:57:00,802 --> 00:57:02,837 - Never send a blond to do a gay man's job. 1669 00:57:02,837 --> 00:57:04,005 - What? - What? 1670 00:57:04,005 --> 00:57:05,940 - Wait, you're gay? - Oh, come on. 1671 00:57:05,940 --> 00:57:06,875 - What? - Is he gay? 1672 00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:07,909 - Shut up, Josh. 1673 00:57:07,909 --> 00:57:09,010 - I didn't--I don't know. 1674 00:57:09,010 --> 00:57:10,311 I don't make assumptions like that. 1675 00:57:10,311 --> 00:57:12,213 - Honestly pretty progressive. - Thank you. 1676 00:57:12,213 --> 00:57:13,348 - You're welcome. 1677 00:57:13,348 --> 00:57:14,349 [Henrietta bleats] 1678 00:57:14,349 --> 00:57:16,751 - My God, so little. 1679 00:57:16,751 --> 00:57:17,852 - Dang, mommy! 1680 00:57:17,852 --> 00:57:19,187 Check you out, bottle-feeding. 1681 00:57:19,187 --> 00:57:20,822 I'm calling you for future litters. 1682 00:57:20,822 --> 00:57:22,857 - [laughs] Future litters? 1683 00:57:22,857 --> 00:57:24,626 - Come on. I can't have just one kid. 1684 00:57:24,626 --> 00:57:28,062 The plan is a hundred. 1685 00:57:28,062 --> 00:57:29,797 [soft dramatic music] 1686 00:57:29,797 --> 00:57:32,000 - Um, you know what? 1687 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,737 Maybe mama and baby need to relax, bond. 1688 00:57:35,737 --> 00:57:37,839 Maybe get a change of scenery? 1689 00:57:37,839 --> 00:57:39,841 - Um, sure. 1690 00:57:39,841 --> 00:57:42,076 Um, what were you thinking? 1691 00:57:42,076 --> 00:57:44,879 Axe-throwing bar, something? 1692 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:46,848 - What about Camp Wanabango? 1693 00:57:46,848 --> 00:57:49,217 [suspenseful music] 1694 00:57:49,217 --> 00:57:50,718 - Hell yeah. 1695 00:57:50,718 --> 00:57:53,054 ♪ ♪ 1696 00:57:53,054 --> 00:57:54,489 - [chuckling] - You look like Jigglypuff. 1697 00:57:54,489 --> 00:57:56,257 - I'm Ariana Grande. - You do look like 1698 00:57:56,257 --> 00:57:58,026 a Jigglypuff Grande. - [sighs] 1699 00:57:58,026 --> 00:57:59,060 - Yeah, look at his little curl. 1700 00:57:59,060 --> 00:58:00,662 You're Jigglypuff. - I'm-- 1701 00:58:00,662 --> 00:58:02,196 Oh-- [shushing] Here she comes. 1702 00:58:02,196 --> 00:58:04,098 - For a spot we all used to party at, 1703 00:58:04,098 --> 00:58:06,568 this place has super dark vibes, right? 1704 00:58:06,568 --> 00:58:07,702 - Yeah. - [chuckles] 1705 00:58:07,702 --> 00:58:09,904 Paging Jason Voorhees. - [laughs] 1706 00:58:09,904 --> 00:58:12,507 That's silly. - Yeah. 1707 00:58:12,507 --> 00:58:14,442 - [barely audible] Good luck. 1708 00:58:14,442 --> 00:58:16,377 - Man, I-I feel like such an A-hole 1709 00:58:16,377 --> 00:58:19,547 for not asking you why you were home in the first place. 1710 00:58:19,547 --> 00:58:20,748 - Oh, uh, that's okay. 1711 00:58:20,748 --> 00:58:22,483 Um, I was here for a job interview, 1712 00:58:22,483 --> 00:58:23,918 um, but I didn't get it. 1713 00:58:23,918 --> 00:58:26,821 The boss ended up giving it to her asshole cousin, 1714 00:58:26,821 --> 00:58:29,691 Lenny, who's still waiting for his... 1715 00:58:29,691 --> 00:58:31,426 frontal lobe to develop. 1716 00:58:31,426 --> 00:58:32,827 - Oh. 1717 00:58:32,827 --> 00:58:34,062 - [barely audible] It's go time. 1718 00:58:34,062 --> 00:58:38,132 - Well, Lenny sounds like a douche canoe. 1719 00:58:38,132 --> 00:58:39,968 - [laughs] Oh, that's-- 1720 00:58:39,968 --> 00:58:41,202 y-you don't think he deserved it? 1721 00:58:41,202 --> 00:58:42,804 - What the fuck is she doing? 1722 00:58:42,804 --> 00:58:44,472 - The CEO's cousin? Yeah, he earned it about 1723 00:58:44,472 --> 00:58:46,307 as much as I earned my Peyronie's disease. 1724 00:58:46,307 --> 00:58:48,276 If this lady can't see your brilliance, 1725 00:58:48,276 --> 00:58:53,648 then she's just as moronic as the dude she promoted. 1726 00:58:53,648 --> 00:58:55,516 - That is so nice to hear. 1727 00:58:55,516 --> 00:58:58,219 - You were always so insanely talented. 1728 00:58:58,219 --> 00:59:02,056 I mean, you won, like, every art show in school. 1729 00:59:02,056 --> 00:59:03,591 [tender music] 1730 00:59:03,591 --> 00:59:07,095 God, I had such a crush on you when we were kids. 1731 00:59:07,095 --> 00:59:08,529 - I had a crush on you. 1732 00:59:08,529 --> 00:59:12,233 ♪ ♪ 1733 00:59:12,233 --> 00:59:13,868 - [whispering loudly] Even this firecrotch is getting ass? 1734 00:59:13,868 --> 00:59:15,470 Unbelievable. 1735 00:59:15,470 --> 00:59:18,072 - Did you hear that? - Um, I think that was an owl. 1736 00:59:18,072 --> 00:59:19,340 N--um-- - Hoo-hoot. 1737 00:59:19,340 --> 00:59:21,142 - No, no, Jeremy, ah, I wouldn't, um-- 1738 00:59:21,142 --> 00:59:22,210 - Hoot. - I wouldn't go over there. 1739 00:59:22,210 --> 00:59:23,778 Owls are very territorial. 1740 00:59:23,778 --> 00:59:24,879 Shit. 1741 00:59:24,879 --> 00:59:26,080 - What the-- 1742 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,582 - Hoot. - Oh, God. 1743 00:59:27,582 --> 00:59:29,384 - Oh. 1744 00:59:29,384 --> 00:59:30,652 - What-- 1745 00:59:30,652 --> 00:59:33,187 is this some kind of prank or something? 1746 00:59:33,187 --> 00:59:35,723 - What? I didn't even know you guys still hung out here. 1747 00:59:35,723 --> 00:59:36,991 That's so fuckin' crazy. That's fun. 1748 00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:38,226 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 1749 00:59:38,226 --> 00:59:39,560 - What is this, uh, a brewski session? 1750 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,262 Huh? Fuckin' pass one. 1751 00:59:41,262 --> 00:59:42,196 [overlapping chatter] - Whoo! 1752 00:59:42,196 --> 00:59:45,333 - Yeah, brewski times! 1753 00:59:45,333 --> 00:59:47,001 - Oh, yum. 1754 00:59:47,001 --> 00:59:49,504 - That can is clearly old and full of dirt. 1755 00:59:49,504 --> 00:59:50,538 - [coughs] 1756 00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:54,008 - So you lured me here on a date 1757 00:59:54,008 --> 00:59:55,843 to--to Camp Wanabangme, 1758 00:59:55,843 --> 00:59:58,479 to Cabin 69, 1759 00:59:58,479 --> 01:00:00,014 as a prank? 1760 01:00:00,014 --> 01:00:03,017 - No, this is--this is just a crazy, crazy coincidence. 1761 01:00:03,017 --> 01:00:04,485 - No, the first two times was a coincidence. 1762 01:00:04,485 --> 01:00:05,987 This-- 1763 01:00:05,987 --> 01:00:08,222 this is mean. 1764 01:00:08,222 --> 01:00:10,324 Are you even single? Mikayla, is she single? 1765 01:00:10,324 --> 01:00:14,262 - Ooh, ah, that's a-- that's a tricky question. 1766 01:00:14,262 --> 01:00:17,231 - Man, I--I feel like such an idiot. 1767 01:00:17,231 --> 01:00:21,235 I really thought I had a chance with Erica Greenspan. 1768 01:00:23,504 --> 01:00:26,040 Cool joke, though. - No, no, no. 1769 01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:28,209 No, I'm--I'm so s--no, no. [spluttering] 1770 01:00:28,209 --> 01:00:30,311 What if we're meant to be together? 1771 01:00:30,311 --> 01:00:31,979 Jeremy, what if I want to live in a shack 1772 01:00:31,979 --> 01:00:32,980 with you and have 100 kids? 1773 01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:34,515 - Well, congratulations. 1774 01:00:34,515 --> 01:00:37,018 You just had your first fight as a future couple 1775 01:00:37,018 --> 01:00:38,886 since you couldn't end the game! 1776 01:00:38,886 --> 01:00:40,855 - I'm sorry I couldn't kill him. 1777 01:00:40,855 --> 01:00:42,190 He's fucking nice. 1778 01:00:42,190 --> 01:00:44,158 And he's got dreams, and he's a sweetheart. 1779 01:00:44,158 --> 01:00:45,393 - Oh, he's charming? 1780 01:00:45,393 --> 01:00:47,995 Oh, he's fucking Prince Charming. 1781 01:00:47,995 --> 01:00:49,731 Come on, Erica! 1782 01:00:49,731 --> 01:00:51,065 It's fucking Fischbein! 1783 01:00:51,065 --> 01:00:52,600 And you made a promise. 1784 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:54,502 You're such a bad friend. 1785 01:00:54,502 --> 01:00:56,204 - [scoffs] Really? 1786 01:00:56,204 --> 01:00:58,539 Okay, I'm--I'm sorry, when did murder 1787 01:00:58,539 --> 01:01:00,208 become the metric of true friendship? 1788 01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:02,176 - Mikayla, back me up. 1789 01:01:04,412 --> 01:01:06,214 - Hm. 1790 01:01:06,214 --> 01:01:07,582 - Oh, my God. - What? 1791 01:01:07,582 --> 01:01:09,150 - Oh, my God! 1792 01:01:09,150 --> 01:01:11,052 You're glad she didn't finish the game, aren't you? 1793 01:01:11,052 --> 01:01:13,020 - What? No. 1794 01:01:13,020 --> 01:01:15,223 I mean, it's just... 1795 01:01:15,223 --> 01:01:17,325 I'm kind of psyched about my fate. 1796 01:01:17,325 --> 01:01:20,094 You know, it would be awesome to win Hell in a Cell, 1797 01:01:20,094 --> 01:01:22,663 marry up, and honestly, 1798 01:01:22,663 --> 01:01:24,098 these are growing on me. 1799 01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:25,666 - See? I'm not a bad friend. 1800 01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:26,968 - Oh, my God, what did you think was gonna happen? 1801 01:01:26,968 --> 01:01:28,269 You were gonna get that job, 1802 01:01:28,269 --> 01:01:29,670 and you were gonna move back into town, 1803 01:01:29,670 --> 01:01:31,606 and it's gonna be like 2002 1804 01:01:31,606 --> 01:01:33,274 with the Core Three! Core Three! 1805 01:01:33,274 --> 01:01:35,343 Lolz, "Pimp My Ride!" 1806 01:01:35,343 --> 01:01:36,711 - I never said shit about "Pimp My Ride." 1807 01:01:36,711 --> 01:01:37,845 - Okay, what'd you think? 1808 01:01:37,845 --> 01:01:38,746 We were gonna hang out every day? 1809 01:01:38,746 --> 01:01:39,981 What would we talk about? 1810 01:01:39,981 --> 01:01:41,783 The King of Farts? - Ah, Paul Dudley! 1811 01:01:41,783 --> 01:01:43,684 - Oh, shut the fuck up, Josh! 1812 01:01:43,684 --> 01:01:45,286 - That guy rocks, Andy! 1813 01:01:45,286 --> 01:01:48,689 - Erica, you have been MIA for a long time. 1814 01:01:48,689 --> 01:01:50,858 - Okay, I'm--I'm sorry I moved to New York. 1815 01:01:50,858 --> 01:01:52,460 Okay? But here's a question. 1816 01:01:52,460 --> 01:01:55,930 When was the last time any of you checked on me, hmm? 1817 01:01:55,930 --> 01:01:59,066 I'm not gonna lord that over you, though, because I care 1818 01:01:59,066 --> 01:02:00,935 about this friendship and I want it to work. 1819 01:02:00,935 --> 01:02:04,038 In fact, I'm the only one who keeps that text thread movin'. 1820 01:02:04,038 --> 01:02:05,106 - [laughs] 1821 01:02:05,106 --> 01:02:06,607 - Sorry, what text thread? 1822 01:02:06,607 --> 01:02:09,110 - [laughing] Yeah, you're the only one keeping 1823 01:02:09,110 --> 01:02:10,545 that text thread alive... 1824 01:02:10,545 --> 01:02:13,181 - Yeah. - With your cringey memes! 1825 01:02:13,181 --> 01:02:14,282 What do we call her, Mikayla? 1826 01:02:14,282 --> 01:02:15,550 - We don't have to do this, Andy. 1827 01:02:15,550 --> 01:02:16,584 - Tell her. - We don't have to do this. 1828 01:02:16,584 --> 01:02:17,518 - Tell her. - No, no, no. 1829 01:02:17,518 --> 01:02:18,786 I'm curious. 1830 01:02:18,786 --> 01:02:20,121 What do you call me? 1831 01:02:20,121 --> 01:02:22,123 - We call you... 1832 01:02:22,123 --> 01:02:23,691 the Memelord. 1833 01:02:23,691 --> 01:02:26,294 And we have a sidebar text thread 1834 01:02:26,294 --> 01:02:29,130 talking about how cringey yours are. 1835 01:02:29,130 --> 01:02:30,531 - [scoffs] 1836 01:02:30,531 --> 01:02:32,166 - Okay, so I'm not in either one of the text threads? 1837 01:02:32,166 --> 01:02:34,302 all: Shut the fuck up, Josh! 1838 01:02:34,302 --> 01:02:35,403 - This isn't about you! 1839 01:02:35,403 --> 01:02:37,405 - Yeah, of course it isn't! 1840 01:02:37,405 --> 01:02:39,941 It's never about old Josh, is it? 1841 01:02:39,941 --> 01:02:41,275 I mean, I'm the one that's set to die 1842 01:02:41,275 --> 01:02:42,410 now that Fisch isn't, right? 1843 01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:43,778 - Hopefully. - But whatever. 1844 01:02:43,778 --> 01:02:45,913 Let's just talk about anything else first. 1845 01:02:45,913 --> 01:02:47,281 Huh? 1846 01:02:47,281 --> 01:02:49,183 You guys have always treated me 1847 01:02:49,183 --> 01:02:51,452 like nothing more than an afterthought. 1848 01:02:51,452 --> 01:02:52,286 [twig snaps] 1849 01:02:52,286 --> 01:02:54,021 - What the hell was that? 1850 01:02:54,021 --> 01:02:55,957 [ominous music] 1851 01:02:55,957 --> 01:02:57,391 - Oh, my God, it's Mr. Knight. 1852 01:02:57,391 --> 01:02:58,893 What's he doing at Camp Wanabangme? 1853 01:02:58,893 --> 01:03:01,829 - Probably fucking an atlas. That guy's a creep. 1854 01:03:01,829 --> 01:03:03,931 I'm gonna save all our asses. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 1855 01:03:03,931 --> 01:03:05,733 - You can thank me later, dildos. 1856 01:03:07,068 --> 01:03:08,736 - Mr. Leonard? - Pop quiz, fuckface! 1857 01:03:08,736 --> 01:03:09,871 [grunts] 1858 01:03:09,871 --> 01:03:11,572 - Oh! - Oh! 1859 01:03:11,572 --> 01:03:12,773 - Ah! 1860 01:03:12,773 --> 01:03:14,108 - [panting] 1861 01:03:14,108 --> 01:03:16,277 See? Was that so hard? 1862 01:03:16,277 --> 01:03:18,279 - I mean-- - It looked-- 1863 01:03:18,279 --> 01:03:19,881 it looked difficult, yeah. - Really hard. 1864 01:03:19,881 --> 01:03:21,015 - But you made it look good. 1865 01:03:21,015 --> 01:03:22,683 - Thank you. 1866 01:03:22,683 --> 01:03:23,618 [all gasp] - Ah! 1867 01:03:23,618 --> 01:03:24,585 - [sighs] 1868 01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:27,488 That's a detention. 1869 01:03:27,488 --> 01:03:28,422 - [shrieks] 1870 01:03:29,257 --> 01:03:30,558 - Whoa! - Oh! 1871 01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:32,193 - Oh, I think big boy wants to tango, huh? 1872 01:03:32,193 --> 01:03:33,527 Hey! Oopsie. 1873 01:03:33,527 --> 01:03:35,062 - Ooh. - Oh, you know. 1874 01:03:35,062 --> 01:03:35,997 - [grunts] - Oops! 1875 01:03:35,997 --> 01:03:37,465 Nope! Try again. 1876 01:03:37,465 --> 01:03:38,933 - I'm trying to! - Oh! 1877 01:03:38,933 --> 01:03:40,067 That's sad. Upcha! 1878 01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:41,469 - This is getting hard to watch. 1879 01:03:41,469 --> 01:03:43,304 - Don't try to hit me. Hit me. 1880 01:03:43,304 --> 01:03:46,274 Oh! Andy, there are consequences for your actions. 1881 01:03:46,274 --> 01:03:49,977 Why won't you die! 1882 01:03:49,977 --> 01:03:51,545 - [gasps] - Oh! 1883 01:03:52,880 --> 01:03:53,814 - Oh, wow. - Oh, okay. 1884 01:03:53,814 --> 01:03:55,549 - Is he... 1885 01:03:55,549 --> 01:03:56,717 - [inhales sharply] - Oh! 1886 01:03:56,717 --> 01:03:57,852 - Ah! - [gasps] 1887 01:03:57,852 --> 01:04:00,187 - You're gonna do great, kid. 1888 01:04:00,187 --> 01:04:02,523 - Thank you. 1889 01:04:02,523 --> 01:04:03,658 [all sigh] 1890 01:04:03,658 --> 01:04:05,793 - Okay. 1891 01:04:05,793 --> 01:04:07,862 - Fill her up, Josh. 1892 01:04:07,862 --> 01:04:10,364 Shovel's in the grave. 1893 01:04:10,364 --> 01:04:11,799 - You should probably go check his pulse. 1894 01:04:11,799 --> 01:04:14,268 - Me? Don't send the Black one in first. 1895 01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:15,569 You go. - I wanna touch a dead body. 1896 01:04:17,438 --> 01:04:20,574 [dramatic musical flourish] 1897 01:04:20,574 --> 01:04:24,000 ♪ ♪ 1898 01:04:25,167 --> 01:04:28,137 [dramatic music] 1899 01:04:28,137 --> 01:04:31,574 ♪ ♪ 1900 01:04:31,574 --> 01:04:32,641 - Now that my car works, 1901 01:04:32,641 --> 01:04:35,444 I guess I'll see you all never. 1902 01:04:35,444 --> 01:04:37,446 - Sounds like a plan. 1903 01:04:37,446 --> 01:04:41,450 - I guess I'll cut my nails. 1904 01:04:41,450 --> 01:04:43,419 - Later, you fuckin' fucks! 1905 01:04:43,419 --> 01:04:44,854 - Later, babe. 1906 01:04:46,188 --> 01:04:48,724 Careful with my doors. Still leasing this. 1907 01:04:48,724 --> 01:04:50,726 Brand new Mercedes, so please-- - Huh, it's a lease? 1908 01:04:50,726 --> 01:04:52,094 - Yeah, it's a lease. [door slams] 1909 01:04:52,094 --> 01:04:54,230 You fucking bitch. 1910 01:04:54,230 --> 01:05:01,070 ♪ ♪ 1911 01:05:01,070 --> 01:05:04,673 [engine rumbling] 1912 01:05:04,673 --> 01:05:06,776 - My leg feels better. - That's good. 1913 01:05:06,776 --> 01:05:09,145 - Yeah, it's great. Fantastic. 1914 01:05:09,145 --> 01:05:11,947 - Trick or treat. - Ben! 1915 01:05:11,947 --> 01:05:13,416 [both chuckle] 1916 01:05:14,183 --> 01:05:16,819 [squeaks] 1917 01:05:16,819 --> 01:05:18,687 - I went through so many In N' Out wrappers 1918 01:05:18,687 --> 01:05:20,756 I think I learned a Bible verse. 1919 01:05:20,756 --> 01:05:23,692 But the only thing I wanted off the secret menu was you. 1920 01:05:23,692 --> 01:05:26,862 - Sick line, brah. Sick line. 1921 01:05:26,862 --> 01:05:28,497 Oh, and don't worry about that hickey. 1922 01:05:28,497 --> 01:05:30,633 It's strictly platonic. 1923 01:05:33,002 --> 01:05:35,538 - That's my brother. 1924 01:05:35,538 --> 01:05:37,373 Get out of here. 1925 01:05:38,207 --> 01:05:39,575 - Not gonna ask. 1926 01:05:41,777 --> 01:05:45,014 Can't believe you're letting us drink red over a couch. 1927 01:05:45,014 --> 01:05:46,782 - [chuckles] - Must have really missed me. 1928 01:05:46,782 --> 01:05:48,751 [phone buzzes] Oh, crap. 1929 01:05:48,751 --> 01:05:52,054 - What? - Work stuff. 1930 01:05:52,054 --> 01:05:54,557 - What? - Huh. 1931 01:05:54,557 --> 01:05:56,926 There's been an uprising in Nicaragua. 1932 01:05:56,926 --> 01:05:58,594 They need me on the next flight to Quito. 1933 01:05:58,594 --> 01:06:00,463 - Come on, you just got here. 1934 01:06:00,463 --> 01:06:01,997 - I know, right? 1935 01:06:01,997 --> 01:06:03,566 But it's work. 1936 01:06:03,566 --> 01:06:05,167 You get it. 1937 01:06:05,167 --> 01:06:06,335 Last thing I need is a "Lenny" 1938 01:06:06,335 --> 01:06:07,870 trying to steal my thunder, you know? 1939 01:06:07,870 --> 01:06:11,874 - [sighs] I totally get it. Okay. 1940 01:06:11,874 --> 01:06:13,409 I'm just so fucking relieved 1941 01:06:13,409 --> 01:06:15,177 we still have a future together. 1942 01:06:15,177 --> 01:06:17,046 - Why wouldn't we? 1943 01:06:17,046 --> 01:06:19,148 - No reason. 1944 01:06:19,148 --> 01:06:20,483 [snake hissing] 1945 01:06:20,483 --> 01:06:22,184 Jason Momoa! 1946 01:06:22,184 --> 01:06:23,652 - What? - Um, uh-- 1947 01:06:23,652 --> 01:06:24,920 you look just like Jason Momoa. 1948 01:06:24,920 --> 01:06:25,988 That's so crazy I just thought of it. 1949 01:06:25,988 --> 01:06:27,323 You must get that all the time. 1950 01:06:27,323 --> 01:06:28,924 People must confuse you-- whoa, that's so crazy. 1951 01:06:28,924 --> 01:06:30,759 So you need to get on that flight to Quito. 1952 01:06:30,759 --> 01:06:32,094 Have a great uprising. - Okay. 1953 01:06:32,094 --> 01:06:34,230 - You need to get your ass on that plane. 1954 01:06:34,230 --> 01:06:35,564 - Well, I-- - Okay, and we'll just circle 1955 01:06:35,564 --> 01:06:37,066 back when we're both in Brooklyn, okay? 1956 01:06:37,066 --> 01:06:38,200 - Yeah. Wow. 1957 01:06:38,200 --> 01:06:39,635 Thanks-thanks for understanding. 1958 01:06:39,635 --> 01:06:41,704 - Circling back, babe. Love you. 1959 01:06:41,704 --> 01:06:43,739 [pants] Why is it still here? 1960 01:06:43,739 --> 01:06:45,174 Lizzie said this would be over 1961 01:06:45,174 --> 01:06:47,276 like it was for her and her friend. 1962 01:06:47,276 --> 01:06:49,712 Okay? 1963 01:06:49,712 --> 01:06:52,147 Her friend. Oh, my God. 1964 01:06:52,147 --> 01:06:53,682 Uh, N-Nicky. 1965 01:06:53,682 --> 01:06:57,586 Nicky Evans, Ventura. 1966 01:06:57,586 --> 01:07:00,589 [upbeat party music] 1967 01:07:00,589 --> 01:07:05,261 ♪ ♪ 1968 01:07:05,261 --> 01:07:06,395 - Babe! 1969 01:07:06,395 --> 01:07:07,530 - Babe. - You came through. 1970 01:07:07,530 --> 01:07:09,765 Praise Jesus. [both chuckle] 1971 01:07:09,765 --> 01:07:10,933 - Of course. I wouldn't miss it. 1972 01:07:10,933 --> 01:07:12,368 - Okay, well, bathroom's that way, 1973 01:07:12,368 --> 01:07:13,736 because this ain't it. 1974 01:07:13,736 --> 01:07:15,337 But then we have so many people to meet. 1975 01:07:15,337 --> 01:07:16,972 God, I swear, Andy, 1976 01:07:16,972 --> 01:07:18,607 once you start training us for free, 1977 01:07:18,607 --> 01:07:20,476 you'll totes get that follower count up, henny. 1978 01:07:20,476 --> 01:07:22,177 - Wait, for, uh, free? What? 1979 01:07:22,177 --> 01:07:24,446 - [squeals] Okay, wait. My boyfriend is on his way. 1980 01:07:24,446 --> 01:07:25,781 How's our ass? - Yeah, it looks 1981 01:07:25,781 --> 01:07:27,650 oh, so fat. [both laugh] 1982 01:07:27,650 --> 01:07:28,651 Girl, see ya later. 1983 01:07:28,651 --> 01:07:30,252 [gasps, screams] 1984 01:07:30,252 --> 01:07:32,588 - We've been following you, Andy Leonard. 1985 01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:33,756 - Okay. [chuckles] 1986 01:07:33,756 --> 01:07:34,990 Candace's friends, right? 1987 01:07:34,990 --> 01:07:37,159 Oh, yes. "Handmaid's Tale." Love it. 1988 01:07:37,159 --> 01:07:38,460 What's your handle? I'll follow you girls too. 1989 01:07:38,460 --> 01:07:40,195 Okay, we're walking. Okay. 1990 01:07:40,195 --> 01:07:43,532 ♪ ♪ 1991 01:07:43,532 --> 01:07:45,401 - I wanted to trick or treat. 1992 01:07:45,401 --> 01:07:46,635 - Yeah, yeah, I know, baby. 1993 01:07:46,635 --> 01:07:48,604 But this is--this is way better. 1994 01:07:48,604 --> 01:07:50,272 Damn, this place is nice. 1995 01:07:51,707 --> 01:07:55,010 Oh, shit. I hope he still likes me. 1996 01:07:55,010 --> 01:07:57,346 - That guy? Why wouldn't he like you? 1997 01:07:57,346 --> 01:07:59,381 - Well, because we broke the-- [gasps] Oh. 1998 01:07:59,381 --> 01:08:01,150 - Whoopsies. [chuckles] 1999 01:08:01,150 --> 01:08:02,952 You know what that means, right? 2000 01:08:02,952 --> 01:08:04,253 You fall in love with the first man 2001 01:08:04,253 --> 01:08:06,288 you lay eyes on. Me. 2002 01:08:06,288 --> 01:08:07,957 Joey Fatone. 2003 01:08:07,957 --> 01:08:10,626 - So are we, like, still a thing? 2004 01:08:10,626 --> 01:08:14,530 - Baby, no one can resist Cupid's arrow. 2005 01:08:14,530 --> 01:08:16,765 Yow! - Oh. [chuckles] 2006 01:08:16,765 --> 01:08:18,067 Don't look at that. 2007 01:08:18,067 --> 01:08:19,468 - They don't call me "fat one" for nothing. 2008 01:08:19,468 --> 01:08:22,671 - Oh, my God. Come on, come on. 2009 01:08:24,173 --> 01:08:26,108 - Okay. That's a pretty normal house. 2010 01:08:27,643 --> 01:08:29,378 Holy shit. 2011 01:08:29,378 --> 01:08:31,747 - And then there's my best friend, Nicky Evans. 2012 01:08:31,747 --> 01:08:34,216 Killing Howie saved Nicky's life. 2013 01:08:34,216 --> 01:08:36,118 Unless you've seen a lumberjack with triplets 2014 01:08:36,118 --> 01:08:38,387 tooling around in a monster truck? 2015 01:08:38,921 --> 01:08:40,723 - That better be a boat. 2016 01:08:43,892 --> 01:08:46,395 Oh. Shit. That's not good. 2017 01:08:46,395 --> 01:08:49,198 Monster truck, triplets. 2018 01:08:49,198 --> 01:08:51,367 If this guy is a lumberjack, I'm gonna fucking-- 2019 01:08:51,367 --> 01:08:53,736 [screams] - Hey, Jesus. 2020 01:08:53,736 --> 01:08:58,674 - [gasps] - This is private property. 2021 01:08:58,674 --> 01:09:01,343 - Nicky Evans? - Yeah, who's asking? 2022 01:09:04,647 --> 01:09:06,515 - My friends and I played this, too. 2023 01:09:06,515 --> 01:09:09,284 So I don't fucking understand 2024 01:09:09,284 --> 01:09:12,054 how this is possible because Lizzie said that-- 2025 01:09:12,054 --> 01:09:14,390 - Wait. 2026 01:09:14,390 --> 01:09:17,126 My girls and their mother will be home soon. 2027 01:09:17,126 --> 01:09:18,994 Why don't you come join me in the mouth of hell? 2028 01:09:18,994 --> 01:09:21,096 [dramatic musical sting] 2029 01:09:25,100 --> 01:09:28,604 - Oh. That's the name of your monster truck. 2030 01:09:28,604 --> 01:09:29,805 - Yeah, what'd you think I meant? 2031 01:09:29,805 --> 01:09:33,008 - I, um--it felt-- it felt ominous. 2032 01:09:33,008 --> 01:09:34,410 - Oh, no, it's just the name of the truck. 2033 01:09:34,410 --> 01:09:35,711 Come on. - Okay. 2034 01:09:35,711 --> 01:09:37,046 You just parkour into this or what? 2035 01:09:37,046 --> 01:09:38,547 - No, no, I got a ladder. They supply a ladder. 2036 01:09:38,547 --> 01:09:40,883 When you get a monster truck, they give you a ladder. 2037 01:09:42,217 --> 01:09:44,853 - [sighs] - The curse was never broken. 2038 01:09:44,853 --> 01:09:46,889 - What do you mean the curse was never broken? 2039 01:09:46,889 --> 01:09:49,558 Lizzie lives in the nuthouse, not a shack. 2040 01:09:49,558 --> 01:09:53,062 - The State Hospital and Asylum for Convicted Killers? 2041 01:09:53,062 --> 01:09:55,597 Are you familiar with the word acronym? 2042 01:09:55,597 --> 01:10:00,569 - State Hosp--S-H-A-C-K. Oh, my God. 2043 01:10:00,569 --> 01:10:02,638 - You know, look, I know it's rough, 2044 01:10:02,638 --> 01:10:06,008 especially at first, but... [sighs] 2045 01:10:06,008 --> 01:10:09,278 Even though Stacy has her claws in you, 2046 01:10:09,278 --> 01:10:10,813 it's not a dead end. 2047 01:10:10,813 --> 01:10:12,948 I mean, my kids are great. I have a solid marriage. 2048 01:10:12,948 --> 01:10:15,818 You know, I mean, sure, it's virtually impossible 2049 01:10:15,818 --> 01:10:17,453 to parallel park this beast, 2050 01:10:17,453 --> 01:10:20,089 but at least nobody fucks with me on the 101 2051 01:10:20,089 --> 01:10:22,157 when I press the button. - What button? 2052 01:10:22,157 --> 01:10:24,793 - Oh, ho, ho. This button right here. 2053 01:10:24,793 --> 01:10:26,929 [chuckles] Watch this. 2054 01:10:28,063 --> 01:10:29,531 Oh. 2055 01:10:30,399 --> 01:10:33,202 - Oh, my God. You do that on the freeway? 2056 01:10:33,202 --> 01:10:35,804 - I do it on the freeway. I do it on side streets. 2057 01:10:35,804 --> 01:10:38,107 I'll do it in cul-de-sac, I don't give a shit. 2058 01:10:38,107 --> 01:10:40,242 Sometimes I'll do it in the Trader Joe's parking lot. 2059 01:10:40,242 --> 01:10:41,710 I mean, I'm gonna share something with you 2060 01:10:41,710 --> 01:10:43,746 that I probably shouldn't. 2061 01:10:43,746 --> 01:10:47,082 But it's true what they say about dudes and big trucks. 2062 01:10:47,082 --> 01:10:49,852 [laughs] I am completely compensating 2063 01:10:49,852 --> 01:10:51,286 for my too small-- - Oh, you don't need to... 2064 01:10:51,286 --> 01:10:53,856 - No, no, you didn't know what I was gonna say. 2065 01:10:53,856 --> 01:10:55,324 Let me finish. - Oh. 2066 01:10:55,324 --> 01:10:57,259 - I am completely compensating for my small penis. 2067 01:10:57,259 --> 01:10:59,161 - Okay, that's definitely what I thought you were gonna say. 2068 01:10:59,161 --> 01:11:00,929 - Oh, well, then I guess I didn't need to finish. 2069 01:11:00,929 --> 01:11:02,965 Anyway... [sighs] 2070 01:11:02,965 --> 01:11:04,500 - I just can't understand why Lizzie would lie to us. 2071 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:07,336 I mean, doesn't she know all of your shit came true? 2072 01:11:07,336 --> 01:11:09,304 - Course she knows. 2073 01:11:09,304 --> 01:11:12,174 You know, I'm-- I'm pretty sure I told her. 2074 01:11:12,174 --> 01:11:13,709 - What? 2075 01:11:13,709 --> 01:11:15,477 - Well, I--I--look, Stacy 2076 01:11:15,477 --> 01:11:17,846 sets us off in very different directions, okay? 2077 01:11:17,846 --> 01:11:19,481 - You never told Lizzie? 2078 01:11:19,481 --> 01:11:23,152 - You think being a woodsman- girl dad three times over 2079 01:11:23,152 --> 01:11:24,953 gives you extra free time? 2080 01:11:24,953 --> 01:11:27,422 I mean, besides, I'm constantly in training 2081 01:11:27,422 --> 01:11:29,358 for the Paul Bunyan competition every year-- 2082 01:11:29,358 --> 01:11:31,026 - Fuck the Paul Bunyan competition! 2083 01:11:31,026 --> 01:11:33,028 - Oh, that's easy to say when you're not a lumberjack! 2084 01:11:33,028 --> 01:11:35,364 - Lizzie was your best friend. 2085 01:11:37,566 --> 01:11:41,103 - Yeah, well, you know, we're...still pretty close. 2086 01:11:41,103 --> 01:11:43,772 - Yeah, the fuck you are. 2087 01:11:43,772 --> 01:11:45,007 The only joy she has in life 2088 01:11:45,007 --> 01:11:47,509 is thinking she saved yours. 2089 01:11:47,509 --> 01:11:48,977 When was the last time you took the 40 minutes 2090 01:11:48,977 --> 01:11:50,846 to drive and say hi? 2091 01:11:53,816 --> 01:11:55,484 - Oh, my God, I'm an asshole. 2092 01:11:55,484 --> 01:11:58,153 - You have to go see her. 2093 01:11:58,153 --> 01:12:00,022 Bring her some crayons. She has, like, two: 2094 01:12:00,022 --> 01:12:01,456 purple and black. - I can't. 2095 01:12:01,456 --> 01:12:02,558 Okay? 2096 01:12:02,558 --> 01:12:03,892 It would be too awkward, 2097 01:12:03,892 --> 01:12:06,395 and she would be so mad at me. 2098 01:12:06,395 --> 01:12:07,596 - Yeah, probably, 2099 01:12:07,596 --> 01:12:11,934 but avoiding conflict isn't friendship. 2100 01:12:11,934 --> 01:12:13,302 You're being a coward. 2101 01:12:13,302 --> 01:12:14,736 - Well, maybe I am a coward, all right? 2102 01:12:14,736 --> 01:12:16,839 - Oh, my God. Wow. 2103 01:12:16,839 --> 01:12:19,208 You don't need to do that. Jesus. 2104 01:12:19,208 --> 01:12:22,344 - Nicky Evans, the cowardly lumberj--jack. 2105 01:12:22,344 --> 01:12:23,745 - Oh, no. 2106 01:12:23,745 --> 01:12:25,814 - [weeps] 2107 01:12:25,814 --> 01:12:27,282 - You're okay. 2108 01:12:27,282 --> 01:12:29,251 - Here, hold this. - What? 2109 01:12:30,853 --> 01:12:32,521 You're gonna go pee-pee? 2110 01:12:35,090 --> 01:12:36,892 - Erica, I need you to do me a favor. 2111 01:12:36,892 --> 01:12:39,394 - What? 2112 01:12:39,394 --> 01:12:41,296 - I need you to push the button. 2113 01:12:41,296 --> 01:12:42,531 - Okay, I'm not gonna do that. 2114 01:12:42,531 --> 01:12:44,967 - Push the goddamn button! Push the button! 2115 01:12:44,967 --> 01:12:46,535 - I don't deserve the Golden Bunyan. 2116 01:12:46,535 --> 01:12:47,703 Push the button! 2117 01:12:47,703 --> 01:12:51,306 - I'm not gonna flambé your face, dude! 2118 01:12:51,306 --> 01:12:53,108 But I am gonna make things right with my friends. 2119 01:12:53,108 --> 01:12:54,543 Okay, and I think you should 2120 01:12:54,543 --> 01:12:56,678 grow some balls and do the same with Lizzie. 2121 01:12:56,678 --> 01:12:59,081 - My balls are fine. 2122 01:12:59,081 --> 01:13:00,782 It's my penis that's the issue. 2123 01:13:00,782 --> 01:13:02,584 - Oh, my God. 2124 01:13:02,584 --> 01:13:03,619 - I'm starting to regret 2125 01:13:03,619 --> 01:13:05,000 sharing that information with you. 2126 01:13:05,867 --> 01:13:08,737 - Welcome to my N'SYNC-tuary! 2127 01:13:08,737 --> 01:13:10,472 - Oh, my God. 2128 01:13:10,472 --> 01:13:12,674 - Look at these Moon Men. 2129 01:13:12,674 --> 01:13:14,542 - Yeah. Winning those bad boys 2130 01:13:14,542 --> 01:13:17,445 makes you feel like Neil Armstrong himself. 2131 01:13:17,445 --> 01:13:19,180 Hey, easy there, Tater Tot. 2132 01:13:19,180 --> 01:13:21,516 Those are gonna be in the Hard Rock Café one day. 2133 01:13:21,516 --> 01:13:23,718 - Isabella, you have to be respectful. 2134 01:13:23,718 --> 01:13:25,620 This is our chance to change our lives! 2135 01:13:25,620 --> 01:13:27,856 - Why would we wanna change our lives? 2136 01:13:27,856 --> 01:13:32,160 - Because I--because we-- uh... 2137 01:13:32,160 --> 01:13:33,595 don't you want this mansion? 2138 01:13:33,595 --> 01:13:34,763 Don't you want a stepdad 2139 01:13:34,763 --> 01:13:36,498 who's been on "The Masked Singer"? 2140 01:13:36,498 --> 01:13:38,533 Don't you want me to be the coolest mom in school? 2141 01:13:38,533 --> 01:13:40,268 - You're already the coolest. 2142 01:13:40,268 --> 01:13:41,436 - Oh, come on. 2143 01:13:41,436 --> 01:13:43,204 I can't compete with Arden's mom 2144 01:13:43,204 --> 01:13:44,739 and her gluten-free crostinis. 2145 01:13:44,739 --> 01:13:46,574 I pack Meatball Delites for you. 2146 01:13:46,574 --> 01:13:48,343 - Arden's mom's crostinis suck shit. 2147 01:13:48,343 --> 01:13:49,411 - Oh. 2148 01:13:49,411 --> 01:13:50,445 - It's why Arden throws them out. 2149 01:13:50,445 --> 01:13:52,147 She eats your sandwiches. 2150 01:13:52,147 --> 01:13:54,549 I share them with her. 2151 01:13:54,549 --> 01:13:56,584 Can we go trick-or-treating? 2152 01:13:58,286 --> 01:13:59,921 - Yes, baby. Let's go. 2153 01:13:59,921 --> 01:14:01,389 - Hey, wait. You can't go just yet. 2154 01:14:01,389 --> 01:14:03,258 Mikayla, listen. 2155 01:14:03,258 --> 01:14:04,692 Once you said you were coming, 2156 01:14:04,692 --> 01:14:08,062 I knew it wasn't just gonna be a Halloween party. 2157 01:14:08,062 --> 01:14:09,731 It's gonna be a wedding! 2158 01:14:09,731 --> 01:14:11,900 - [gasps] 2159 01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:14,869 - Wow, those nails are freaking nasty. 2160 01:14:16,037 --> 01:14:18,006 Zaddy like. 2161 01:14:18,006 --> 01:14:21,009 [eerie music] 2162 01:14:21,009 --> 01:14:22,243 ♪ ♪ 2163 01:14:22,243 --> 01:14:23,678 - [moaning and gasping] 2164 01:14:23,678 --> 01:14:25,680 - Oh, God! - Jesus Christ! 2165 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:27,315 - Fart. You're an animal! 2166 01:14:27,315 --> 01:14:29,751 - You ever fucking knock? - Okay, look. 2167 01:14:29,751 --> 01:14:32,086 I don't wanna tell you this under these circumstances, 2168 01:14:32,086 --> 01:14:34,389 but look, I'm sorry 2169 01:14:34,389 --> 01:14:36,157 I didn't tell you I was coming home, okay? 2170 01:14:36,157 --> 01:14:38,593 And for always treating you like an afterthought 2171 01:14:38,593 --> 01:14:41,129 when the truth is, you've always been our fourth. 2172 01:14:41,129 --> 01:14:43,932 But the game is still on, 2173 01:14:43,932 --> 01:14:45,733 so I'm gonna need you to wash up, okay? 2174 01:14:45,733 --> 01:14:47,101 'Cause we're going to a party. 2175 01:14:47,101 --> 01:14:48,436 - Wait, you and me? 2176 01:14:48,436 --> 01:14:50,004 - Yes. - Tight. 2177 01:14:50,004 --> 01:14:51,873 - So you're gonna need to put on some pants. 2178 01:14:51,873 --> 01:14:53,208 All right, yeah. I'm just gonna make some coffee 2179 01:14:53,208 --> 01:14:54,309 'cause I'm super tired from digging graves 2180 01:14:54,309 --> 01:14:55,410 and jerking off all day. 2181 01:14:55,410 --> 01:14:56,411 - Okay, there's no time for that. 2182 01:14:56,411 --> 01:14:57,679 Drink this. - All right. Oh! 2183 01:14:57,679 --> 01:14:58,913 - Good catch with all that lube. 2184 01:14:58,913 --> 01:15:00,181 Okay, chop, chop. 2185 01:15:00,181 --> 01:15:01,649 Wash your dick. 2186 01:15:01,649 --> 01:15:04,285 - 10,000 followers, here I come. 2187 01:15:04,285 --> 01:15:06,154 Ow! 2188 01:15:06,154 --> 01:15:09,224 - We are the Students of the Knight's Order. 2189 01:15:09,224 --> 01:15:10,859 [dramatic music] 2190 01:15:10,859 --> 01:15:14,095 - Ah, and you're all...naked. 2191 01:15:14,095 --> 01:15:15,964 [laughs] I had no idea 2192 01:15:15,964 --> 01:15:17,532 that Mr. Knight's adult study group 2193 01:15:17,532 --> 01:15:20,001 was so, um, adult. 2194 01:15:20,001 --> 01:15:21,236 - It's his no longer. 2195 01:15:21,236 --> 01:15:22,504 He who vanquishes 2196 01:15:22,504 --> 01:15:24,205 the Great Knight on All Hallow's Eve 2197 01:15:24,205 --> 01:15:25,874 fulfills the divine prophecy, 2198 01:15:25,874 --> 01:15:28,543 and you did, back at the campground. 2199 01:15:28,543 --> 01:15:31,246 You're our leader now. 2200 01:15:31,246 --> 01:15:33,314 - Oh, fuck me. 2201 01:15:33,314 --> 01:15:34,616 - With pleasure. 2202 01:15:34,616 --> 01:15:37,118 The new Knight has ordered the bacchanal. 2203 01:15:37,118 --> 01:15:38,186 - No, I ordered nothing. 2204 01:15:38,186 --> 01:15:40,288 - Take me, Andy. 2205 01:15:40,288 --> 01:15:42,223 Take me and brand my ball sack. 2206 01:15:42,223 --> 01:15:45,627 - [screaming] 2207 01:15:45,627 --> 01:15:48,563 [pop Halloween music playing] 2208 01:15:48,563 --> 01:15:55,703 ♪ ♪ 2209 01:15:58,439 --> 01:16:00,141 - Now I'm ready to trick-or-treat. 2210 01:16:00,141 --> 01:16:05,380 ♪ ♪ 2211 01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:06,748 both: What are you doing here? 2212 01:16:06,748 --> 01:16:07,916 - Doesn't matter. The game never-- 2213 01:16:07,916 --> 01:16:09,250 - Never ended? Yeah, I figured that out 2214 01:16:09,250 --> 01:16:10,518 when fucking NXIVM showed up. 2215 01:16:10,518 --> 01:16:11,753 - Hey. 2216 01:16:11,753 --> 01:16:13,521 - Oh, no. Turn around, Brad. 2217 01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:15,523 - Wait, I need to say something. 2218 01:16:15,523 --> 01:16:18,126 Okay? 2219 01:16:18,126 --> 01:16:20,428 You guys are right. 2220 01:16:20,428 --> 01:16:22,230 I mean, 2221 01:16:22,230 --> 01:16:23,865 we've all changed a ton, 2222 01:16:23,865 --> 01:16:25,266 and we don't have what we used to, 2223 01:16:25,266 --> 01:16:26,734 and we never will again, 2224 01:16:26,734 --> 01:16:28,069 - Oh, wow, that's really nice. - That was rude. 2225 01:16:28,069 --> 01:16:29,971 - We were codependent little freaks growing up. 2226 01:16:29,971 --> 01:16:31,639 We spent every minute together. 2227 01:16:31,639 --> 01:16:33,775 That shit's not sustainable. 2228 01:16:33,775 --> 01:16:35,243 I wanted to see everything was the same, 2229 01:16:35,243 --> 01:16:37,211 because if it was, it means I didn't miss anything, 2230 01:16:37,211 --> 01:16:38,413 and I wasn't a bad friend. 2231 01:16:38,413 --> 01:16:41,382 But I was. 2232 01:16:41,382 --> 01:16:43,618 Whatever my future holds, 2233 01:16:43,618 --> 01:16:45,053 I need you guys in it. 2234 01:16:45,053 --> 01:16:46,220 - Yeah? 2235 01:16:46,220 --> 01:16:47,422 - I'm sorry. 2236 01:16:47,422 --> 01:16:49,457 - No, I'm sorry. 2237 01:16:49,457 --> 01:16:51,859 I--I've been a huge, 2238 01:16:51,859 --> 01:16:55,063 veiny, throbbing, oozing dick 2239 01:16:55,063 --> 01:16:58,399 about the whole kill-Fischbein thing, 2240 01:16:58,399 --> 01:16:59,834 calling you a memelord, 2241 01:16:59,834 --> 01:17:01,436 and Mikayla, I'm so sorry 2242 01:17:01,436 --> 01:17:02,670 that I pushed you away all those years. 2243 01:17:02,670 --> 01:17:03,838 - No, no, no, I'm so sorry 2244 01:17:03,838 --> 01:17:05,073 I made fun of you and your friends! 2245 01:17:05,073 --> 01:17:06,908 - Oh, those users are not my friends. 2246 01:17:06,908 --> 01:17:08,076 - Aw. 2247 01:17:08,076 --> 01:17:10,478 - I'm just a tiny little toxic man. 2248 01:17:10,478 --> 01:17:12,280 - Yeah. 2249 01:17:12,280 --> 01:17:15,350 I protect my heart by wrapping it in barbed wire, 2250 01:17:15,350 --> 01:17:17,885 but the truth is, 2251 01:17:17,885 --> 01:17:20,321 truth is, those barbs cut both ways. 2252 01:17:20,321 --> 01:17:22,090 - Well, that's how barbed wire works, but... 2253 01:17:22,090 --> 01:17:24,025 Barbed wire's... [murmurs] Is that sharp. 2254 01:17:24,025 --> 01:17:25,893 - I may have never fucked a chick before... 2255 01:17:25,893 --> 01:17:27,595 - Oh... 2256 01:17:27,595 --> 01:17:29,197 - But I sure do fucks with you guys, you know? 2257 01:17:29,197 --> 01:17:30,498 - [murmurs] 2258 01:17:30,498 --> 01:17:32,300 - Hold me. - No, no, you stay there. 2259 01:17:32,300 --> 01:17:34,402 - You're probably right. I'll just stand here. 2260 01:17:34,402 --> 01:17:35,870 - You guys, 2261 01:17:35,870 --> 01:17:38,640 whenever your mansions or apartments need plumbing, 2262 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:39,807 I'm your bitch. 2263 01:17:39,807 --> 01:17:41,342 - Aww. - Thanks, bitch. 2264 01:17:41,342 --> 01:17:42,910 - Also, guys, 2265 01:17:42,910 --> 01:17:46,180 SummerSlam happens every summer! 2266 01:17:46,180 --> 01:17:50,518 So you guys are VIP to the square ring. 2267 01:17:50,518 --> 01:17:52,487 - Dude, I am so down... 2268 01:17:52,487 --> 01:17:54,088 you know, until I, you know, die, 2269 01:17:54,088 --> 01:17:55,356 'cause that's gonna happen still. 2270 01:17:55,356 --> 01:17:56,524 - That's a bummer. - Yeah. 2271 01:17:58,326 --> 01:17:59,827 - What the shit is that? 2272 01:17:59,827 --> 01:18:02,230 Excuse me. - What? 2273 01:18:02,230 --> 01:18:04,666 - ♪ I like the way you do that right there ♪ 2274 01:18:04,666 --> 01:18:05,933 - 'Sup, Ben? 2275 01:18:05,933 --> 01:18:08,336 - Erica! You're here! 2276 01:18:08,336 --> 01:18:09,971 [clears throat] You're here! 2277 01:18:09,971 --> 01:18:11,406 - Baby, who the hell is this? 2278 01:18:11,406 --> 01:18:13,775 - Uh, I'm Ben's girlfriend. Who the hell are you? 2279 01:18:13,775 --> 01:18:16,711 - Uh, Candace Nicaragua. 2280 01:18:16,711 --> 01:18:18,913 From TikTok? - Boo. 2281 01:18:18,913 --> 01:18:21,783 - We matched on Raya, like, a year ago. 2282 01:18:21,783 --> 01:18:25,586 - So this was the flight you had to catch to Nicaragua. 2283 01:18:25,586 --> 01:18:27,021 Oh, my God. 2284 01:18:27,021 --> 01:18:29,190 You didn't come out here to celebrate me. 2285 01:18:29,190 --> 01:18:32,427 Every time you're busy or you have "work" in LA, 2286 01:18:32,427 --> 01:18:34,362 you're just "in Nicaragua"? 2287 01:18:34,362 --> 01:18:36,831 - No, he's in LA, fucking me. 2288 01:18:36,831 --> 01:18:37,965 - That's what I meant, bitch. 2289 01:18:37,965 --> 01:18:39,200 - [laughs] - Okay, Erica, 2290 01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:41,369 I actually do come here for shoots, 2291 01:18:41,369 --> 01:18:43,805 and I'm flying out to Quito in an hour. 2292 01:18:43,805 --> 01:18:46,340 - Oh, yeah? Well, Quito is in Ecuador. 2293 01:18:46,340 --> 01:18:50,812 - Yeah, and cheaters get choke-slammed! 2294 01:18:50,812 --> 01:18:53,548 ♪ ♪ 2295 01:18:53,548 --> 01:18:56,984 - Andy, you're seriously with these musty old bitches? 2296 01:18:56,984 --> 01:19:00,421 - Hey, I will never apologize for my friends 2297 01:19:00,421 --> 01:19:03,291 or the fact that I like succulents and skinny jeans, 2298 01:19:03,291 --> 01:19:05,727 and I remember exactly where I was on 9/11. 2299 01:19:05,727 --> 01:19:07,261 I was at the orthodontist, 2300 01:19:07,261 --> 01:19:08,529 because I remember asking 2301 01:19:08,529 --> 01:19:10,531 for red, white, and blue rubber bands 2302 01:19:10,531 --> 01:19:12,533 because it was really sad! 2303 01:19:12,533 --> 01:19:14,368 Okay? And I don't care! 2304 01:19:15,737 --> 01:19:18,906 I'm Andy goddamn Leonard, 2305 01:19:18,906 --> 01:19:22,543 and I was born in 1990, 2306 01:19:22,543 --> 01:19:26,447 and I'm ch-ch-cheugy! 2307 01:19:26,447 --> 01:19:27,749 And I love it! 2308 01:19:27,749 --> 01:19:29,484 - So gross. 2309 01:19:29,484 --> 01:19:31,085 - Shut the fuck up! 2310 01:19:31,085 --> 01:19:32,653 - Yeah, I'm gonna die soon-- - Don't touch me. 2311 01:19:32,653 --> 01:19:34,255 - Okay, that's fair. 2312 01:19:38,301 --> 01:19:39,769 - I'm gonna dedicate this next song 2313 01:19:39,769 --> 01:19:42,338 to a very, very special woman. 2314 01:19:42,338 --> 01:19:44,340 Mikayla Sanders, 2315 01:19:44,340 --> 01:19:47,076 this one's for you. 2316 01:19:47,076 --> 01:19:49,879 - ♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪ 2317 01:19:49,879 --> 01:19:51,614 - Wait, wait, wait. This is our song 2318 01:19:51,614 --> 01:19:53,182 from the Fall Lip Sync. 2319 01:19:53,182 --> 01:19:54,484 This isn't his song! 2320 01:19:54,484 --> 01:19:56,519 - Joseph Anthony Fatone, 2321 01:19:56,519 --> 01:19:58,588 you stop playing that right now! 2322 01:19:58,588 --> 01:20:00,523 - No way. I love you! 2323 01:20:00,523 --> 01:20:03,459 [all cheer] 2324 01:20:03,459 --> 01:20:05,428 - You know what? Fuck it. 2325 01:20:05,428 --> 01:20:07,163 It's Core Four time. 2326 01:20:07,163 --> 01:20:09,699 - Core Four? You just make that up? 2327 01:20:09,699 --> 01:20:11,267 - Rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? 2328 01:20:11,267 --> 01:20:12,635 Heads up. 2329 01:20:12,635 --> 01:20:17,073 - ♪ It's hard to say I'm sorry ♪ 2330 01:20:17,073 --> 01:20:21,144 ♪ It's hard to make the things I did undone ♪ 2331 01:20:21,144 --> 01:20:27,917 ♪ A lesson I've learned too well for sure ♪ 2332 01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,086 [all vocalizing] 2333 01:20:30,086 --> 01:20:33,689 ♪ So don't hang up the phone now ♪ 2334 01:20:33,689 --> 01:20:38,895 ♪ I'm trying to figure out just what to do ♪ 2335 01:20:38,895 --> 01:20:40,696 - [laughs] That's my girl. 2336 01:20:40,696 --> 01:20:44,801 - ♪ Without you ♪ 2337 01:20:44,801 --> 01:20:49,172 ♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪ 2338 01:20:49,172 --> 01:20:53,342 ♪ You're all I ever needed, yeah ♪ 2339 01:20:53,342 --> 01:20:57,613 - [coughing] 2340 01:20:57,613 --> 01:21:00,917 - ♪ When I want you back ♪ 2341 01:21:00,917 --> 01:21:02,585 - Josh, are you okay? 2342 01:21:02,585 --> 01:21:04,253 Oh, my God, the energy drink. 2343 01:21:04,253 --> 01:21:06,122 Is this what kills you? - [retches] 2344 01:21:06,122 --> 01:21:08,024 [all gasp] 2345 01:21:08,024 --> 01:21:10,860 - The curse! It's breaking! 2346 01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:12,895 - "The key is in what friendship takes." 2347 01:21:12,895 --> 01:21:14,564 That wasn't about Stacy Friendship. 2348 01:21:14,564 --> 01:21:15,798 - It was about our friendship! 2349 01:21:15,798 --> 01:21:17,733 - Oh, my God. We have to keep dancing. 2350 01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:19,469 - We do? 2351 01:21:19,469 --> 01:21:21,804 - We got this. - Okay. 2352 01:21:21,804 --> 01:21:24,073 ♪ ♪ 2353 01:21:24,073 --> 01:21:28,177 - ♪ You're all I ever wanted ♪ 2354 01:21:28,177 --> 01:21:30,613 ♪ You're all I ever needed ♪ 2355 01:21:30,613 --> 01:21:32,515 - Even when she pukes, she's hot. 2356 01:21:32,515 --> 01:21:35,551 - ♪ So tell me what to do now ♪ 2357 01:21:35,551 --> 01:21:38,788 ♪ When I want you back ♪ 2358 01:21:38,788 --> 01:21:41,357 [dramatic music] 2359 01:21:41,357 --> 01:21:43,493 - Holy fuck! 2360 01:21:43,493 --> 01:21:45,795 That shit was inside of us? 2361 01:21:45,795 --> 01:21:52,835 ♪ ♪ 2362 01:21:53,069 --> 01:21:55,938 - [distorted] No! 2363 01:21:55,938 --> 01:21:58,908 You bitches are supposed to be finished! 2364 01:22:00,009 --> 01:22:02,979 [heroic music] 2365 01:22:02,979 --> 01:22:05,181 - Game over, bitch. 2366 01:22:05,181 --> 01:22:07,517 - Game over, bitch. - Game over, bitch! 2367 01:22:07,517 --> 01:22:08,985 - That's enough. - Okay. 2368 01:22:08,985 --> 01:22:10,753 - ♪ When I want ♪ 2369 01:22:10,753 --> 01:22:13,389 ♪ You back ♪ 2370 01:22:14,457 --> 01:22:17,193 [cell phone chiming] 2371 01:22:20,263 --> 01:22:22,431 - [groans] 2372 01:22:22,431 --> 01:22:24,000 - October 31st. 2373 01:22:24,000 --> 01:22:25,868 - Mm. God Oh, God. 2374 01:22:25,868 --> 01:22:29,138 Either I slept weird, or I am super sore 2375 01:22:29,138 --> 01:22:31,173 from choke-slamming your boyfriend through a table. 2376 01:22:31,173 --> 01:22:32,308 Agh. 2377 01:22:32,308 --> 01:22:33,843 Ugh. - Mikayla, your nails. 2378 01:22:33,843 --> 01:22:35,745 - What? Oh! 2379 01:22:35,745 --> 01:22:37,046 No more world record? 2380 01:22:38,781 --> 01:22:40,082 - The book. - What? 2381 01:22:40,082 --> 01:22:41,551 - It's gone. - What? 2382 01:22:41,551 --> 01:22:43,819 - And the snake, which means... 2383 01:22:43,819 --> 01:22:45,955 - Oh, my God. - Josh! 2384 01:22:45,955 --> 01:22:47,323 Josh. - [starts] 2385 01:22:47,323 --> 01:22:48,925 [all scream] 2386 01:22:50,059 --> 01:22:52,495 - Holy shit. I'm alive. 2387 01:22:52,495 --> 01:22:54,263 Oh, my God. - Yeah! 2388 01:22:54,263 --> 01:22:56,465 - I'm gonna live. I'm gonna live! 2389 01:22:56,465 --> 01:23:00,503 I'm gonna live! I'm gonna live! 2390 01:23:00,503 --> 01:23:03,339 You there! Boy in the blue! 2391 01:23:03,339 --> 01:23:04,507 What day is this? 2392 01:23:04,507 --> 01:23:06,442 - Fuck you, old man! 2393 01:23:06,442 --> 01:23:07,677 - All right. 2394 01:23:07,677 --> 01:23:09,178 - Dick bitch ass. 2395 01:23:10,846 --> 01:23:12,148 - You know, guys, I gotta tell you, 2396 01:23:12,148 --> 01:23:14,016 in hindsight, that was pretty fucking fun. 2397 01:23:14,016 --> 01:23:15,985 - No. Josh, what the fuck? 2398 01:23:15,985 --> 01:23:17,253 - Oh, wow. 2399 01:23:17,253 --> 01:23:20,389 The whole N'SYNC posse is in the hizzie. 2400 01:23:20,389 --> 01:23:21,457 [scats] 2401 01:23:21,457 --> 01:23:22,758 - Ooh, wow. 2402 01:23:22,758 --> 01:23:24,493 Your memory's sick, bro! 2403 01:23:24,493 --> 01:23:25,628 - Please. 2404 01:23:25,628 --> 01:23:27,029 You used to play that album so much, 2405 01:23:27,029 --> 01:23:28,798 you practically beat me over the head with it. 2406 01:23:28,798 --> 01:23:32,101 [all laugh] - 'Cause--'cause you... 2407 01:23:32,101 --> 01:23:33,536 - Only figuratively, though. 2408 01:23:33,536 --> 01:23:35,104 - [laughs] Huh? 2409 01:23:35,104 --> 01:23:36,672 - Happy Halloween! 2410 01:23:36,672 --> 01:23:38,407 - Uh... 2411 01:23:38,407 --> 01:23:42,078 - [deeply] The all-in-one Theranos blood test. 2412 01:23:42,078 --> 01:23:44,080 [normally] But in all seriousness, you guys, 2413 01:23:44,080 --> 01:23:46,449 I actually do have some pretty big news. 2414 01:23:48,884 --> 01:23:51,053 - It's-a me, Mario! 2415 01:23:51,053 --> 01:23:52,588 What's wrong? 2416 01:23:52,588 --> 01:23:53,889 Her cousin? 2417 01:23:56,092 --> 01:24:00,363 Jesus. Really? 2418 01:24:00,363 --> 01:24:03,099 Well, who knows? 2419 01:24:03,933 --> 01:24:06,335 Maybe he deserved it. 2420 01:24:06,335 --> 01:24:08,337 - Wait, what? 2421 01:24:08,337 --> 01:24:11,440 You're not supposed to say that. 2422 01:24:11,440 --> 01:24:13,309 Are you on Raya? 2423 01:24:13,309 --> 01:24:14,276 - Uh... 2424 01:24:15,711 --> 01:24:17,713 Whoa, whoa, whoa, babe! 2425 01:24:17,713 --> 01:24:20,016 Don't get all psycho. 2426 01:24:20,016 --> 01:24:21,450 - Have fun with Candace, shithead. 2427 01:24:21,450 --> 01:24:23,119 She's, like, 18 2428 01:24:23,119 --> 01:24:25,054 and is gonna leave your ass for an MMA fighter. 2429 01:24:25,054 --> 01:24:27,857 Oh, and by the way, I got that job, 2430 01:24:27,857 --> 01:24:29,258 and it pays great, 2431 01:24:29,258 --> 01:24:31,560 so when I move back to LA without you, 2432 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:34,096 I'm not gonna have to live in a rickety-ass shack. 2433 01:24:34,096 --> 01:24:36,098 Bye, Brooklyn! 2434 01:24:38,668 --> 01:24:41,671 - So her name's Claire, and she's a doctor. 2435 01:24:41,671 --> 01:24:43,572 - Ooh! - Ooh, Claire! 2436 01:24:43,572 --> 01:24:44,640 - Dr. Claire. 2437 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:46,008 - It's only been our first sesh, 2438 01:24:46,008 --> 01:24:49,412 but I gotta tell you guys, Talkspace nailed it. 2439 01:24:49,412 --> 01:24:52,281 She, uh, said I have some pretty severe issues 2440 01:24:52,281 --> 01:24:54,050 and I'm pretty mentally disturbed, 2441 01:24:54,050 --> 01:24:55,785 so...she gets me. 2442 01:24:55,785 --> 01:24:57,953 - [laughs] - Wow. 2443 01:24:57,953 --> 01:25:00,322 Look at you, working on yourself. 2444 01:25:00,322 --> 01:25:02,892 - Thank you. - Where can I find a guy like-- 2445 01:25:02,892 --> 01:25:04,026 that does that? 2446 01:25:04,026 --> 01:25:05,227 - Listen, it takes time. 2447 01:25:05,227 --> 01:25:06,629 The dudes will come. 2448 01:25:06,629 --> 01:25:09,198 Listen, my dude went a little cuckoo last night, 2449 01:25:09,198 --> 01:25:11,333 but I'm not worried. Okay, watch this. 2450 01:25:11,333 --> 01:25:13,369 Hey, Joey Fatone, send me a dick pic. 2451 01:25:13,369 --> 01:25:15,137 - Mm. [message whoosh] 2452 01:25:15,137 --> 01:25:16,972 - Ooh, instantaneous. 2453 01:25:16,972 --> 01:25:18,240 Ooh! - And huge. 2454 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:19,809 - Oh, yes. - Can I see? 2455 01:25:19,809 --> 01:25:21,610 Can I see? Can I see? 2456 01:25:21,610 --> 01:25:23,079 - God did spend a little more time on him. 2457 01:25:23,079 --> 01:25:24,480 Ooh! - Oh, my God. 2458 01:25:24,480 --> 01:25:26,582 all: Hey! 2459 01:25:26,582 --> 01:25:27,983 - Which house do you wanna go to next? 2460 01:25:27,983 --> 01:25:30,186 - That one! - Yes! 2461 01:25:34,023 --> 01:25:35,825 - Trick or treat! 2462 01:25:35,825 --> 01:25:37,960 - Oh, hey. - Here you go. 2463 01:25:37,960 --> 01:25:39,795 - Thanks. - Wait. 2464 01:25:39,795 --> 01:25:41,964 Is that... - Wow. 2465 01:25:41,964 --> 01:25:43,699 A full-size candy bar. 2466 01:25:43,699 --> 01:25:46,669 I knew this place was cool. 2467 01:25:46,669 --> 01:25:47,937 - Hon. - Yeah. 2468 01:25:47,937 --> 01:25:49,972 Hey. 2469 01:25:53,743 --> 01:25:55,111 - Are those randoms, or do we know them? 2470 01:25:55,111 --> 01:25:56,645 - I don't know. 2471 01:25:56,645 --> 01:25:58,914 Oh, they were out of blood, so I just got us red. 2472 01:25:58,914 --> 01:26:00,149 - Good idea. 2473 01:26:00,149 --> 01:26:01,550 - I gotta get more candy. 2474 01:26:01,550 --> 01:26:02,852 - Well, go get it, girl! 2475 01:26:02,852 --> 01:26:04,286 - Okay, I'm off. Wish me luck. 2476 01:26:04,286 --> 01:26:05,488 - You don't need luck. 2477 01:26:05,488 --> 01:26:07,289 I rubbed my romance stone before I left. 2478 01:26:07,289 --> 01:26:08,491 - Oh, no, is that-- - Yes, that is what 2479 01:26:08,491 --> 01:26:10,559 I call my vagina. - Yeah, no, I figured. 2480 01:26:10,559 --> 01:26:13,095 - Yeah. - Well, thanks, Mikayla. 2481 01:26:13,095 --> 01:26:14,697 Your sister's about to get Fischbeined! 2482 01:26:14,697 --> 01:26:15,931 - Nice. 2483 01:26:15,931 --> 01:26:16,999 - Ew. - Ew! 2484 01:26:16,999 --> 01:26:20,002 [sentimental music] 2485 01:26:20,002 --> 01:26:27,143 ♪ ♪ 2486 01:26:28,744 --> 01:26:31,313 - Happy Halloween, Fischbein! 2487 01:26:31,313 --> 01:26:33,015 - Erica? 2488 01:26:33,015 --> 01:26:34,183 Erica Greenspan. 2489 01:26:34,183 --> 01:26:35,417 Oh, my God. 2490 01:26:35,417 --> 01:26:37,820 This is--this is so crazy. 2491 01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:39,188 - I'm sure it is. 2492 01:26:39,188 --> 01:26:41,123 - No, I--I mean, 2493 01:26:41,123 --> 01:26:43,425 we were literally just talking about you. 2494 01:26:43,425 --> 01:26:44,794 - We? 2495 01:26:44,794 --> 01:26:46,362 - Guys, 2496 01:26:46,362 --> 01:26:48,964 you will never believe who's here. 2497 01:26:48,964 --> 01:26:50,733 - Wow, what's up? 2498 01:26:50,733 --> 01:26:52,368 - Yeah, the Fischtank's hanging out 2499 01:26:52,368 --> 01:26:53,669 for the first time in ages. 2500 01:26:53,669 --> 01:26:56,572 Marcus, AJ, and you remember Paul Dudley. 2501 01:26:56,572 --> 01:26:58,541 - Oh, yeah-- - [breaks wind] 2502 01:26:58,541 --> 01:27:02,812 - There it is. - Greetings, wifey. 2503 01:27:02,812 --> 01:27:04,146 - What did you just call me? 2504 01:27:04,146 --> 01:27:05,681 - Uh, this is so lame. 2505 01:27:05,681 --> 01:27:07,316 - Paul downloaded this game on my phone. 2506 01:27:07,316 --> 01:27:08,617 We've been fucking around with it. 2507 01:27:08,617 --> 01:27:10,953 Apparently, you two are gonna get hitched. 2508 01:27:10,953 --> 01:27:12,221 - What game? 2509 01:27:12,221 --> 01:27:13,689 - Yeah, he's gonna be the president, 2510 01:27:13,689 --> 01:27:16,792 and you're gonna be the first lady. 2511 01:27:16,792 --> 01:27:19,328 Hope the White House has room for octuplets. 2512 01:27:19,328 --> 01:27:21,530 - Never pulling out. 2513 01:27:21,530 --> 01:27:23,098 - [screams] 2514 01:27:23,098 --> 01:27:25,835 - ♪ Let's kill tonight ♪ 2515 01:27:25,835 --> 01:27:27,000 ♪ Kill tonight ♪