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[static droning]

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[garbled dialogue from TV]

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[unsettling rhythmic music]

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[birds chirping]

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[yawning]

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Oh, welcome back to
the land of the living.

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Was I out long?

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Long enough.

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Not that it matters.

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You guys know that
I always need a nap

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after a boozy brunch.

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Don't let him push your buttons.

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It's your birthday. You do
whatever the fuck you want.

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Is that Adam?

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Your man awaits.

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Why are you always such trash?

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What'd I do?

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You're up!

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Yeah, sorry.

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Those mimosas
hit me pretty hard.

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Ah. Well, that's the cost
of wild living.

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Yeah. Not wild enough
for some, apparently.

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What do you mean?

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Zeke just keeps making
these little comments

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that suggest that
he's not exactly thrilled

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with the weekend's festivities.

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Or, you know, lack thereof.

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Whatever.

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Not everything's some
big Fire Island bender.

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I mean, the whole idea
that all gay getaways

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have to be substance-abusing,

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sex-filled chaos is reductive.

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So you're not, like, mad
that there's not more to do?

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Or that your boyfriend
is sleeping the day away?

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Absolutely not.

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I mean, the whole point
of this vacation

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is to do absolutely
nothing, right?

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Besides, when I came in earlier
to check up on you,

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you looked so cute,

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all wrapped up in your blankets.

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Snoozing to one of those
stupid films that you love.

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The work of Ted V. Michaels
is not stupid.

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It's just,
you know, misunderstood.

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Well, not that it matters.

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I must have slept
through the whole thing.

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When I woke up,
there was just dead air.

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Well, next time we're in
the bedroom, we'll be...

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I don't know, revving things up?

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[wind rustling]

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[low rumbling]

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- [roaring]
- Oh my god!

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What the hell?

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What the fuck?

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Did you see?

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See what?

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It was watching us.

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It? I--
What are you talking about?

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Out there.

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I don't see anything.

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[Adam] It-- it was there.
It was.

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What?

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I don't know how else
to say this, but...

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[creature screaming]

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[frightening music]

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[Ollie]
Could you say that again?

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I told you,
there is a zombie outside.

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Or at least something
that looks like a zombie.

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I thought you said we weren't

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bringing party drugs
this weekend.

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Shh, shh, shh, shh.

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You know how that sounds, right?

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Maybe you've been watching
too many of those movies.

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Oh, okay.
What actually happened?

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Well, we were having
an intimate moment.

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An intimate moment?

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Were you two gonna fuck
in the kitchen?

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We make food in here.

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Zeke, it's--

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Continue.

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And I looked outside,

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and there was someone
out there watching us.

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Like-- like, hardcore.

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Now, when you say "hardcore..."

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Zeke!

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I don't see anyone.

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Well, yeah,
they probably ran away

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during all of the commotion,
but there was someone out there.

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I-- I swear!

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All right, then.

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Let's go take a look.

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I'm sorry, what?

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Well, as far as I know,
the closest house

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is a good mile and a half
down the road, so, uh...

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If someone's
wandering around outside,

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I think we should probably know.

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So you want us to go look
for a peeper.

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Have you watched any

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of the true crime documentaries
that I recommended?

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Well, if you'd bother to take
any of the CrossFit classes

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that I recommended...

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You wouldn't have anything
to worry about.

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Bitch, how very dare.

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If anything,
I am the muscles of the group.

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Okay, uh, are we
gonna do this, or what?

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[Ollie clearing throat,
exhaling]

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I mean, i-is it too late
to vote for or what?

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[eerie keyboard music]

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Anybody see anything?

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What if it went into the woods?

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Wouldn't be very smart.

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Neither is assuming an intruder

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is gonna stick to
the manicured parts of the lawn.

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The only reason

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- that we were out here...
- [screaming]

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What?

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♪

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- What is it?
- There.

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Do you see it?

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See what?

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That... monster...

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is...

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jogging?

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You made it sound like
something was wrong.

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Well, there could be,

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if he's solely relying
on cardio for exercise.

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He's such an idiot.

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Uh, hi.

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Is everything okay?

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Fine. I think.

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We are renting this house
for the weekend, and, um...

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my partner here, he thought
he saw someone in the yard.

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Yeah.

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You been peeping
anybody's windows today?

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- What?
- Uh, what my friend here

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is trying to ask is
if you've seen anyone around.

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Honestly, just you guys.

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It's pretty under-populated
this time of the year.

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Yeah. We kinda noticed.

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Where did you come from?

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Pretty far out for a run.

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I'm just staying
at my uncle's cabin up the road.

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Come here a lot in
the off-season, just to chill.

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This is the only road
in and out, right?

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That's what they tell me.

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And you're on your way
back from your run.

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Okay, get to the point,
Angela Lansbury.

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I am.

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Look, if this is the only road,
then he had to have

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passed the house earlier
when he left for his run.

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Yeah, I did.

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Like a half hour ago.

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Which is exactly around the time

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when Adam thought
he saw someone.

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- Okay, case closed.
- Yep.

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Look, Adam, you just saw

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our neighbor here
getting some exercise.

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No creepers, no zombies,

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just an afternoon run.

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Zombies?

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Yeah. Look, I know
the difference between--

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Okay, there you have it.
Okay, Adam, I'd say...

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you need glasses, babe, but...
you already got 'em.

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Sue your eye doctor
or something.

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Now, can we please
go back inside?

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There is a bottle
of margarita mix

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waiting to help us all
forget we wasted our time

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Scooby-Dooing around
this fucking yard.

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- Look, I just think--
- Sorry about all this, really.

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I hope you guys have a good...

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whatever it is
that you're doing here.

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Hey, you coming?

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♪

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Sorry.

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[laughter]

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[Ollie] Okay, that is
absolutely not fair.

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Bitch, I have
photographic evidence, okay?

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You in a hot pink feather boa
and matching pink platforms.

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I would love to see that.

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- That can be arranged.
- Under no circumstances

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are those photos
exchanging hands, got it?

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Okay, we'll see about that.

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And why did I
not know about this?

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It was way before your time.

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Yeah, I had just moved.

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It-- it was my first
summer in the city.

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Oh. God, everything just felt
so new then.

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Yeah.

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Well how come you guys stopped

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doing all those performances?

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I mean, it sounds like
it was a blast.

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Oh, I wasn't in it
for the long haul.

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It was more like a weekend thing

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so I could cope with
my awful minimum wage job.

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The artist life is more
your boy's thing.

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Uh... yeah, I don't know

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how much of my thing
it ended up being, but thanks.

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Come on, babe, don't be
so hard on yourself.

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I mean, I'm not being
hard on myself.

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It's just true.

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Yeah, I have to kind of
side with Ollie here.

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You've done some great stuff.

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Yeah? Like what?

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A Fringe Fest play that
tens of people saw?

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Or some short films
that disappeared

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as soon as
the festival circuit was over?

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I mean, hell, you're talking
about our cabaret

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from back in the day,
and we couldn't even

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sell those out.

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Adam.

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No, I'm fine. It's just...

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I guess--

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I guess I just thought
I'd have made a dent by now.

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You know, I've been
doing this for years,

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and yet I keep losing
jobs to guys

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with less experience
and more abs.

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I just wish we could have
had a birthday party

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where I was celebrating
a win, and--

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not just another year
of me kidding myself.

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Babe, you're not
kidding yourself.

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It's your dream,
and it's a really hard one.

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And as a friend, it's so
inspiring to watch you

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just keep going at it.

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I just feel like
I am spinning my wheels.

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And you know the worst part?

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It has completely
zapped my creativity. I--

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Everything I try to
write down anymore just...

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feels so artificial.

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Well, that can't
entirely be true.

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I'm sure something inspires you.

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Right, anyone else need a drink?

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Uh, no.

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If anything, the last
few minutes have proven that

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I should probably cut myself off
and just turn in.

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[Ollie] Yeah, same.

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I would prefer not to be
super hungover tomorrow.

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Alright, boo to
both of you, but I get it.

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I'm just gonna go
pour myself another one, and

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then go take it to my bedroom
and do my nighttime reading.

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- Ooh, salacious.
- You know it.

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Do you need help with him?

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Oh, fuck no.

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He drank himself into a stupor,

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so he can lie where he lays.

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Not our problem.

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- All right.
- Bye, goodnight.

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Have a good night.

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Night, babe. Sleep tight.

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Mm, you too.

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- Uh, hey, Louis.
- What's up?

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Thank you.

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Of course, babe. Happy birthday.

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00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,306
I'm sorry it's not what
you want it to be, but...

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there's always next year.

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And look at the bright side.

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You look amazing for 40.

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Oh, you bitch.

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Oh, you know it.

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[insects chirping]

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[Ollie]
Well, that was a fun night.

262
00:12:23,452 --> 00:12:24,744
Nice to reminisce.

263
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,289
Yeah.

264
00:12:28,790 --> 00:12:30,500
Sorry if I got too deep.

265
00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,295
Oh, isn't that
what birthdays are for?

266
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:35,297
Reflecting and shit?

267
00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:39,050
I guess.

268
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,098
Well, in the spirit of things,

269
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,059
if you wanna go deep
another way...

270
00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,103
Really?

271
00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:53,440
Hey, you're
the writer here, okay?

272
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:54,733
I'm trying.

273
00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:58,820
And besides, that doesn't
answer the question.

274
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:15,003
Can you just give me a second?

275
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,303
What's going on, Adam?

276
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,308
What do you mean?

277
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,561
Do you even want to, with me?

278
00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,939
What? Yes, of course I do.
I just--

279
00:13:35,941 --> 00:13:37,567
just not right now.

280
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,153
I'm not in the headspace.

281
00:13:41,196 --> 00:13:43,323
When are you gonna be
in the headspace, exactly?

282
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:45,992
Are you serious? Are you--

283
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,453
are you getting mad at me

284
00:13:48,453 --> 00:13:49,788
because I don't wanna
have sex right now?

285
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,998
No, this is not about the sex.

286
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,125
This is about everything.

287
00:13:55,043 --> 00:13:58,171
This is about how you've been
pushing me away for weeks.

288
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,257
I have not been
pushing you away.

289
00:14:00,257 --> 00:14:01,550
Oh, bullshit.

290
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:03,176
You barely touch me anymore.

291
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,013
And you treat
every interaction with me

292
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:08,557
like it's some inconvenience.

293
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,685
I mean, fuck,
I tried kissing you today.

294
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,063
- And I got a bloody nose for it.
- That is not fair.

295
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,065
- You know that I thought I saw--
- Yeah, I remember.

296
00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,574
Is being touched by me so bad

297
00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:26,992
that you have to
make up monsters?

298
00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,463
You know, I thought
that you were

299
00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,173
just having
a birthday pity party.

300
00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:45,427
You were in your feelings.

301
00:14:46,553 --> 00:14:47,679
It wasn't about me.

302
00:14:48,597 --> 00:14:50,056
No, it isn't. I...

303
00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,517
It was bad enough
that you eye-fucked

304
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:55,020
that jogger earlier
and didn't think that I noticed.

305
00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:57,689
But then I had to sit there
next to you

306
00:14:57,689 --> 00:15:00,483
on that couch tonight,
and listen to you

307
00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,819
tell your friends about
how nothing inspires you

308
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,154
or excites you anymore.

309
00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,491
That kind of puts the writing
on the wall for me, doesn't it?

310
00:15:09,784 --> 00:15:11,453
That is not what I meant.

311
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,747
That's how it feels.

312
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,627
♪

313
00:15:33,183 --> 00:15:34,643
Do you even wanna
be with me anymore?

314
00:15:38,813 --> 00:15:40,649
Do you even know
what you want at all?

315
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,156
- No, Ollie, I--
- Don't bother.

316
00:15:58,583 --> 00:16:01,461
[Zeke sighing]

317
00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,257
Fuck.

318
00:16:10,804 --> 00:16:13,556
[insects chirping]

319
00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:31,449
[ominous music]

320
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,462
[TV buzzing]

321
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,441
Great. Hello?

322
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,693
Just a minute.

323
00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:09,320
Oh, come on.

324
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:13,032
Some of us have to piss.

325
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,745
[action film score]

326
00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:21,249
[Zeke] Oh. Come on.

327
00:17:22,167 --> 00:17:23,793
[thumping]

328
00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,257
Hello?

329
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:30,467
[knocking]

330
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,801
I said just a minute.

331
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,268
Oh. Whatever.

332
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:42,312
Oh...

333
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,738
[unzipping]

334
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:52,947
[splashing]

335
00:17:52,947 --> 00:17:54,365
Oh, fuck...

336
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:01,080
Oh.

337
00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:05,627
[rustling]

338
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,130
[screaming]

339
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,557
- [moaning]
- [creature growling]

340
00:18:36,533 --> 00:18:38,117
♪

341
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,260
[breathing]

342
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,234
♪

343
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,086
Hello?

344
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,718
[rumbling sound]

345
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,471
[wind whistling]

346
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:52,942
Yeah, what am I even
doing out here?

347
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,867
I don't normally just meet
strangers in the woods, but...

348
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:05,663
[growling]

349
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:08,917
It's you.

350
00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,098
[intense music]

351
00:20:28,186 --> 00:20:29,187
[moaning]

352
00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,273
[panting]

353
00:20:37,028 --> 00:20:38,821
[moaning]

354
00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:42,700
[growling]

355
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:55,129
[insects chirping]

356
00:20:58,216 --> 00:21:00,385
[eerie music]

357
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,892
Adam, is that you?

358
00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,192
Adam!

359
00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:19,445
[screen buzzing]

360
00:21:26,661 --> 00:21:28,913
[insects chirping]

361
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:33,710
[knocking at door]

362
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,257
[heavy knocking]

363
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,511
[rapid knocking]

364
00:21:50,935 --> 00:21:52,979
[frantic music]

365
00:21:53,771 --> 00:21:55,023
What?

366
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:03,656
You know, you should be cuffed.

367
00:22:07,368 --> 00:22:08,745
Lucky for you,
I don't really feel

368
00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:09,871
like being hassled right now.

369
00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,998
That, and I know I could

370
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,791
kick your ass
if you put up a fuss.

371
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:16,919
Right. Sure.

372
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:22,759
So you mind telling me
what you were doing,

373
00:22:22,759 --> 00:22:25,762
taking a long nap in a house
that doesn't belong to you?

374
00:22:29,057 --> 00:22:30,391
I don't know.

375
00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:31,434
I-- I really don't.

376
00:22:32,268 --> 00:22:34,937
"I don't know. I really don't."

377
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:38,232
You know, I'm gonna need
a little more than that.

378
00:22:38,941 --> 00:22:41,027
Not for me, because I don't
really give a shit,

379
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:43,488
but for the guys down
at the station, they--

380
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,615
They will. They'll care a lot.

381
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:48,576
You from around here?

382
00:22:49,327 --> 00:22:51,454
Uh, no, I'm--

383
00:22:54,832 --> 00:22:56,417
I'm not even really sure where--

384
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:57,585
I know you.

385
00:23:00,671 --> 00:23:01,964
You do?

386
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:03,758
[sighing]

387
00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:06,094
You made that zombie movie
up here a couple years ago.

388
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:08,805
Zombie?

389
00:23:10,014 --> 00:23:12,266
I can't believe
I didn't recognize you.

390
00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:13,976
It's probably because it's dark

391
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,771
and dingy in here, but yeah.
You guys made that movie.

392
00:23:16,771 --> 00:23:18,856
We don't get a lot of movies
that shoot around these parts,

393
00:23:18,856 --> 00:23:20,525
so I take it as my business

394
00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:24,153
to watch all of them,
even the really cheesy ones.

395
00:23:25,029 --> 00:23:27,073
Yeah, this is a great location.

396
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:33,204
You know, a lot of people
got down on that movie

397
00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,872
because of the zombie sex.

398
00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,958
Not me.

399
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:39,836
Because I knew it was
for the art, right?

400
00:23:39,836 --> 00:23:42,755
And I didn't even really mind

401
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:45,383
about that other stuff either.

402
00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:47,635
Just so you know.

403
00:23:50,138 --> 00:23:52,140
Right, yeah. Yeah. Good to know.

404
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:56,227
Hmm. Filming a zombie movie.

405
00:23:58,187 --> 00:23:59,730
Let me see what I can do.

406
00:23:59,730 --> 00:24:01,607
And not because
I'm giving you a free pass

407
00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,984
for what you did here tonight,

408
00:24:02,984 --> 00:24:04,861
'cause this is
just kind of weird.

409
00:24:04,861 --> 00:24:07,572
Because I know that
sometimes actors do...

410
00:24:08,406 --> 00:24:09,907
eccentric things.

411
00:24:10,825 --> 00:24:11,951
Don't move.

412
00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,452
I understand.

413
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:24,964
[eerie music]

414
00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:41,063
[eerie music building]

415
00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:49,238
[ominous music]

416
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,451
- [Officer Findlay] Ben!
- [Ben] Huh?

417
00:24:54,911 --> 00:24:55,953
Ben Baur.

418
00:24:56,621 --> 00:24:57,663
That's your name, right?

419
00:24:59,332 --> 00:25:01,250
[laughs]

420
00:25:01,250 --> 00:25:03,628
I gotta admit, I looked it up
on IMDB when I was in the car.

421
00:25:04,295 --> 00:25:05,963
Y-- Yeah, that's my name.

422
00:25:05,963 --> 00:25:07,048
You're actor Ben Baur.

423
00:25:07,757 --> 00:25:10,301
Look, I made a call.

424
00:25:10,301 --> 00:25:11,886
I talked to the owners
of the house.

425
00:25:12,470 --> 00:25:14,180
They're not gonna press charges.

426
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:18,267
But they strongly inferred
that they'd like you

427
00:25:18,267 --> 00:25:19,810
to not do this again.

428
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:22,188
Okay?

429
00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:25,233
So if you ever get
the urge to come up here

430
00:25:25,233 --> 00:25:27,568
and, you know,
sleep in somebody else's house,

431
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:29,570
maybe don't.

432
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:32,198
Right. O-- Okay.

433
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:34,951
All right, well,
how'd you get up here?

434
00:25:36,118 --> 00:25:38,329
[suspenseful music]

435
00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:39,372
I...

436
00:25:41,249 --> 00:25:43,209
I-- I don't actually know.

437
00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:44,877
[Findlay] Oh, Jesus Christ.

438
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,838
[sighs] Actors and drugs.

439
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,716
Do you have somebody
you could call?

440
00:25:58,266 --> 00:26:00,643
Do you think the owners would
mind if I used their phone?

441
00:26:01,602 --> 00:26:03,229
I understand that, Officer.

442
00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:04,438
Thank you, again.

443
00:26:06,691 --> 00:26:08,609
Look, it may not
be my place to say,

444
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,988
and I don't know if this
is patterned behavior or what,

445
00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:16,575
but you might wanna talk
to your friend about therapy...

446
00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,704
something, maybe rehab.

447
00:26:20,955 --> 00:26:22,498
I'll definitely
keep that in mind.

448
00:26:23,416 --> 00:26:28,754
[somber music]

449
00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:37,596
[music turns suspenseful]

450
00:26:44,228 --> 00:26:46,897
Look, I'm just gonna ask you
this straight up,

451
00:26:46,897 --> 00:26:48,274
with zero judgment.

452
00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:51,068
Are you okay?

453
00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:53,070
[sighs]

454
00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:55,573
I think so.

455
00:26:57,241 --> 00:27:00,453
Okay, but, like, you're fine?

456
00:27:01,162 --> 00:27:03,748
Like, you're not hurt
or sick or anything?

457
00:27:06,751 --> 00:27:07,793
Yes, I mean,

458
00:27:08,794 --> 00:27:10,129
I-- I feel fine.

459
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,632
Okay.

460
00:27:14,383 --> 00:27:15,426
Okay.

461
00:27:16,344 --> 00:27:18,262
- In that case...
- [loud thud]

462
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,473
What in the actual fuck, Ben?

463
00:27:20,473 --> 00:27:22,683
I thought you said there
was gonna be zero judgment.

464
00:27:22,683 --> 00:27:25,144
Well, that was before
you declared you were fine.

465
00:27:25,603 --> 00:27:27,021
I meant physically.

466
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:28,522
Obviously, I am not fine.

467
00:27:28,522 --> 00:27:31,108
I-- I don't know
what the fuck is happening.

468
00:27:31,859 --> 00:27:33,235
It's 4:00 a.m.

469
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,071
It took me two and a half hours

470
00:27:35,071 --> 00:27:37,406
to get down here
from Los Angeles.

471
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,617
The sun will be up
before we get home.

472
00:27:41,786 --> 00:27:43,704
You better start
figuring it out, Ben,

473
00:27:43,704 --> 00:27:47,458
because I'm gonna need
some kind of explanation.

474
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:49,335
I told you, I don't know.

475
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,254
I-- Whenever I try
to concentrate,

476
00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:53,297
to remember,

477
00:27:54,048 --> 00:27:55,758
it's just like static
in my head.

478
00:27:56,842 --> 00:27:58,552
Yeah, that's not
concerning at all.

479
00:28:00,763 --> 00:28:02,973
Look, I haven't heard
from you in weeks.

480
00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,268
That-- that can't be true.

481
00:28:08,145 --> 00:28:10,481
Look, I can only
speak for myself,

482
00:28:10,481 --> 00:28:12,900
but when my best friend
goes radio silent

483
00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,485
for almost a month,

484
00:28:14,985 --> 00:28:17,279
- I would tend to notice.
- I didn't realize.

485
00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:19,990
So you can imagine
my feelings when this,

486
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:22,660
of all calls, is the one
to break the silence.

487
00:28:23,244 --> 00:28:25,246
Last time we talked,
you were hyped up

488
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:28,499
about a big audition you had,
and then, nothing.

489
00:28:30,042 --> 00:28:31,710
Have you become
that much of an actor

490
00:28:31,710 --> 00:28:34,296
that normal engagement
is just too much for you?

491
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,341
- [static buzzes]
- Audition?

492
00:28:38,968 --> 00:28:41,011
Yeah, I said other words
in there, too.

493
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:45,808
[suspenseful music]

494
00:28:45,808 --> 00:28:47,643
I'm not gonna bust your balls,

495
00:28:47,643 --> 00:28:49,937
because clearly you're going
through something right now,

496
00:28:50,479 --> 00:28:51,480
and I care about you.

497
00:28:52,148 --> 00:28:54,525
But this one-sided stuff
is just not okay.

498
00:28:57,111 --> 00:28:59,155
I-- I get it. I do.

499
00:29:02,741 --> 00:29:03,784
Mm-hmm.

500
00:29:08,539 --> 00:29:10,458
You seriously
can't remember anything?

501
00:29:14,962 --> 00:29:18,841
All I recall is that
I was at home watching a movie,

502
00:29:24,972 --> 00:29:26,557
and then the next thing I know,

503
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:28,934
I-- I'm being woken up
by the police officer

504
00:29:28,934 --> 00:29:30,060
in that house.

505
00:29:31,645 --> 00:29:32,688
Okay, wait.

506
00:29:33,397 --> 00:29:35,274
So, you're chilling,

507
00:29:35,274 --> 00:29:36,317
watching a flick,

508
00:29:36,984 --> 00:29:39,153
and the next thing you know,
you've B&E'd into a house

509
00:29:39,153 --> 00:29:40,946
you shot at five years ago?

510
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:42,281
Was that five years ago?

511
00:29:42,990 --> 00:29:44,825
Are you sure you're not
taking anything?

512
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,953
As far as I know.

513
00:29:50,498 --> 00:29:53,751
Look, clearly we're not
gonna solve anything tonight.

514
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:58,506
But next time you decide
to go on a vision quest

515
00:29:58,506 --> 00:30:01,800
and break into one
of your old filming locations,

516
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,303
maybe pick a place
up the street,

517
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:06,013
where we shot the web series,

518
00:30:06,013 --> 00:30:08,516
and not some place that requires
two highway exchanges

519
00:30:08,516 --> 00:30:11,435
and a rural access code
to get to, okay?

520
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,480
I'll-- I'll try my best.

521
00:30:16,607 --> 00:30:19,026
Oh, speaking of the bumfuck
remoteness of it all,

522
00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,487
how did the people who own
the house know you were there?

523
00:30:21,904 --> 00:30:25,199
Oh, uh, apparently they have
cameras all over the house.

524
00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,661
God, you can't trust anyone
these days.

525
00:30:29,578 --> 00:30:30,621
No.

526
00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:33,874
You can't.

527
00:30:35,417 --> 00:30:42,299
[ominous music]

528
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:47,054
[sirens wailing]

529
00:30:52,184 --> 00:30:53,227
[door latch clicks]

530
00:31:13,539 --> 00:31:15,457
You sure you're gonna be okay
by yourself?

531
00:31:17,710 --> 00:31:18,752
I think so.

532
00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,880
All right.

533
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:25,509
But to be clear, we are not done
talking about all this.

534
00:31:26,677 --> 00:31:28,846
I just need to get
some serious sleep first.

535
00:31:29,805 --> 00:31:31,181
Yeah, for sure, you should--

536
00:31:32,433 --> 00:31:33,475
You should go do that.

537
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,313
Okay, then.

538
00:31:42,192 --> 00:31:43,777
I'll be fine, really.

539
00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:46,322
Can you say that for sure?

540
00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:50,451
Can anyone?

541
00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:54,538
Well, with that
cheerful thought.

542
00:31:55,205 --> 00:31:57,041
- [clucks tongue]
- Hey, Taryn?

543
00:31:58,250 --> 00:31:59,293
Hmm?

544
00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:02,713
Thank you.

545
00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:06,425
Oh, you will definitely be
thanking me over the course

546
00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:10,262
of several dinners that you will
definitely be paying for.

547
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,305
[laughs]

548
00:32:12,306 --> 00:32:13,307
[lips smacking]

549
00:32:13,891 --> 00:32:14,933
Love you.

550
00:32:15,351 --> 00:32:16,393
You, too.

551
00:32:29,323 --> 00:32:36,205
[ominous music]

552
00:32:40,626 --> 00:32:41,669
[sighs]

553
00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:52,930
[sucks in air]

554
00:32:56,183 --> 00:32:57,226
[sucks in air]

555
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:08,153
♪

556
00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:35,180
♪

557
00:33:41,145 --> 00:33:44,314
[phone buzzing]

558
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:51,363
[sighs]

559
00:33:56,702 --> 00:33:58,829
- Hello?
- [agent] You broke into a house?

560
00:33:59,496 --> 00:34:02,040
Do you understand what
a PR disaster that is?

561
00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:03,584
Or rather, would be, if anyone

562
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,043
was actually paying
any attention?

563
00:34:05,753 --> 00:34:07,546
Our client list is small,

564
00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:10,048
and we can't be personally
invested in behavior

565
00:34:10,048 --> 00:34:12,009
that is harmful to the brand.

566
00:34:12,009 --> 00:34:13,427
Uh, personally invested?

567
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:16,305
I haven't heard from you guys
in weeks.

568
00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:19,099
[agent] That's not true.
I sent you on that audition.

569
00:34:19,099 --> 00:34:20,809
A month ago.

570
00:34:20,809 --> 00:34:23,061
Uh, and it was very clear
that they didn't want anyone

571
00:34:23,061 --> 00:34:24,438
who read as gay.

572
00:34:24,438 --> 00:34:25,689
[agent] That's your problem.

573
00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:27,399
I get you the appointment.

574
00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,818
You're the one
that has to show up and act.

575
00:34:29,818 --> 00:34:32,279
If they don't want something,
don't give it to them.

576
00:34:32,738 --> 00:34:35,491
Okay, but that's one of
the things I bring to the table.

577
00:34:35,491 --> 00:34:38,160
I-- I want to be
making queer art.

578
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,661
[agent] Yeah, so you said.

579
00:34:39,661 --> 00:34:42,539
Your generation,
and your message movies.

580
00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:45,417
Don't think I don't get it,
but that's not the biz.

581
00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,920
You wanna sell tickets,
you have to go broad.

582
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,713
Otherwise,
you're going to be stuck with

583
00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:52,090
web series and indie movies.

584
00:34:52,090 --> 00:34:54,218
And let's face it,
you haven't exactly

585
00:34:54,218 --> 00:34:56,386
booked any of those
lately, either.

586
00:34:57,262 --> 00:34:58,388
Okay, so--

587
00:34:59,848 --> 00:35:01,558
so, what can we do?

588
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,227
[agent] We are not
going to do anything.

589
00:35:04,311 --> 00:35:06,688
In case I haven't made myself
entirely clear,

590
00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:08,732
I can't rep you anymore.

591
00:35:09,274 --> 00:35:10,818
You're dropping me?

592
00:35:10,818 --> 00:35:12,319
[agent] Come on, kid.

593
00:35:12,319 --> 00:35:14,404
You haven't landed a gig
in forever,

594
00:35:14,404 --> 00:35:17,616
which already put you in a
tenuous position on our roster.

595
00:35:18,075 --> 00:35:20,536
And now with the hijinks
last night,

596
00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:23,247
well, it's not exactly
like you're a winning bet.

597
00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:25,082
I don't fucking
believe this shit.

598
00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:27,417
You knew what kind of movies
I wanted to make,

599
00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:30,212
and you didn't even try to find
projects that were a match.

600
00:35:30,921 --> 00:35:33,340
[agent] Yeah? Well,
have you ever considered

601
00:35:33,340 --> 00:35:35,843
that you were maybe
being unrealistic?

602
00:35:35,843 --> 00:35:37,636
Actors don't have
the luxury of getting

603
00:35:37,636 --> 00:35:39,137
to pick their own identity.

604
00:35:39,763 --> 00:35:42,015
Other people tell you
who you are,

605
00:35:42,015 --> 00:35:45,102
and you graciously smile,
and take the paycheck.

606
00:35:45,102 --> 00:35:46,436
[static droning]

607
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:51,275
[ominous music]

608
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:08,500
[eerie music]

609
00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,713
[line ringing]

610
00:36:14,882 --> 00:36:16,466
[Taryn] Hey, this is Taryn.

611
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:17,885
Sorry I can't answer your--

612
00:36:21,138 --> 00:36:22,264
[pounding on door]

613
00:36:22,264 --> 00:36:25,267
[ominous music]

614
00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:26,977
[pounding on door]

615
00:36:33,025 --> 00:36:34,151
[pounding on door]

616
00:36:34,151 --> 00:36:37,237
[ominous music builds]

617
00:36:41,491 --> 00:36:42,659
[pounding on door]

618
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:46,914
[pounding, thumping]

619
00:36:55,714 --> 00:37:02,012
♪

620
00:37:08,477 --> 00:37:13,857
[eerie music]

621
00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,702
[podcast host] I mean,
you do have those movies

622
00:37:25,702 --> 00:37:27,329
like Shaun of the Dead,
where you do have

623
00:37:27,329 --> 00:37:29,373
a semi-happy ending
to a zombie movie,

624
00:37:29,373 --> 00:37:32,834
but I'm just saying that it
seems like a losing proposition.

625
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:34,753
Okay, but in the spirit
of our show, I have to ask,

626
00:37:34,753 --> 00:37:37,005
is there a proper way
to survive a zombie movie?

627
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:39,716
[podcast host 2] I think it
depends on the kind of zombie.

628
00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:41,259
Are we talking voodoo zombies

629
00:37:41,259 --> 00:37:43,470
or, like, brain
munch, munch zombies?

630
00:37:43,470 --> 00:37:45,973
It's a very,
very important distinction.

631
00:37:46,515 --> 00:37:48,350
[podcast host] Okay, so, uh,
for argument's sake,

632
00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:50,268
let's go for the classic
Romero-style,

633
00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:52,270
although we have to point out
for our horror hounds

634
00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,606
that it isn't actually a zombie
in Night of the Living Dead,

635
00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,650
it is a ghoul,
so let's just make that clear.

636
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,694
[podcast host 2] The ghouls.
See, it's a classic ghoul.

637
00:37:58,694 --> 00:38:00,320
Okay, sure, sure, sure.
I'll bite.

638
00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:01,655
[makes munching sounds]

639
00:38:01,655 --> 00:38:03,573
[both hosts laugh]

640
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,283
[podcast host 2] You know, I
gotta bring the puns, all right?

641
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,702
- So, thank you so much.
- [podcast host] Nice.

642
00:38:06,702 --> 00:38:08,245
[podcast host 2]
But how do you survive?

643
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:09,997
I mean, like,
honestly, you don't.

644
00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:17,963
[ominous music]

645
00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:32,394
♪

646
00:38:36,398 --> 00:38:37,983
[panting]

647
00:38:48,577 --> 00:38:49,619
Ben?

648
00:38:50,287 --> 00:38:51,329
I thought that was you.

649
00:38:56,001 --> 00:38:57,044
Is everything okay?

650
00:38:58,211 --> 00:39:00,297
Is it-- is it really you?

651
00:39:01,590 --> 00:39:03,425
Yeah, it's really me, buddy.

652
00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:15,228
Is something going on?

653
00:39:18,190 --> 00:39:19,357
I-- I don't know. I--

654
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:21,318
I really don't know.

655
00:39:22,611 --> 00:39:23,653
That's fair.

656
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,240
You wanna go somewhere,
and talk about it?

657
00:39:28,116 --> 00:39:29,159
Maybe grab a drink?

658
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:34,748
Isn't it-- Isn't it a bit early?

659
00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:35,791
It's Hollywood.

660
00:39:36,708 --> 00:39:38,001
And we're gay.

661
00:39:38,919 --> 00:39:41,880
So... what do you say?

662
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:49,012
So I said, "If you're getting
YouTube numbers,

663
00:39:49,012 --> 00:39:51,098
then I'm gonna
need some YouTube money."

664
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:54,559
And then they caved.

665
00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:59,106
I'm gonna be honest, I don't
know what any of that means.

666
00:40:00,065 --> 00:40:01,316
Neither do I.

667
00:40:01,316 --> 00:40:03,401
[laughs] But it worked,

668
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,947
and it got me the down payment
for my brand new car, so...

669
00:40:06,947 --> 00:40:08,323
Well, cheers to that.

670
00:40:12,744 --> 00:40:14,663
So, what about you?
Are you working on anything?

671
00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,042
Not really.

672
00:40:19,668 --> 00:40:21,962
I don't even really know what
I'm doing anymore, to be honest.

673
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:25,048
Is that the reason why you went
all Lifetime Original

674
00:40:25,048 --> 00:40:26,133
out on the street?

675
00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:28,510
I guess.

676
00:40:28,510 --> 00:40:29,553
Kinda.

677
00:40:30,637 --> 00:40:32,514
Look, dude, I get it.

678
00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:37,144
But... isn't this
the life that we chose?

679
00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,023
This business is just one
big existential crisis.

680
00:40:45,277 --> 00:40:46,319
Maybe it isn't, though.

681
00:40:47,946 --> 00:40:49,281
Maybe it's just the truth.

682
00:40:51,575 --> 00:40:52,993
We have a whole city of people

683
00:40:52,993 --> 00:40:55,453
who take playing pretend
very seriously,

684
00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,039
and maybe that's because we know

685
00:40:58,039 --> 00:41:00,125
that the pretend is the only
thing that's real.

686
00:41:01,001 --> 00:41:03,253
Well, I mean, obviously,
there's always truth in art.

687
00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,838
No, that's not what I mean.

688
00:41:04,838 --> 00:41:06,548
I'm not talking about
finding the truth in art,

689
00:41:06,548 --> 00:41:08,008
but what if art is the truth?

690
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:16,516
Do you ever think about it?

691
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:20,228
That-- that movie we made,
I mean, the one with the--

692
00:41:21,563 --> 00:41:23,690
- with the zombie.
- Oh, that movie?

693
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,359
Sometimes, yeah.

694
00:41:26,359 --> 00:41:28,069
I mean, that was such
a fun summer.

695
00:41:28,945 --> 00:41:30,614
Do you wanna know what was wild?

696
00:41:30,614 --> 00:41:33,200
My character in that wasn't even
supposed to have a name.

697
00:41:33,783 --> 00:41:37,621
But my reps threw a fit, mainly
because they wanted more money.

698
00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:39,497
But that's why,
if you remember in the script,

699
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:44,211
they had "Hot Jogger" crossed
out, and "Dylan" written in.

700
00:41:45,045 --> 00:41:47,964
They were so cheap, they didn't
even update the draft.

701
00:41:50,175 --> 00:41:51,551
I guess I didn't realize that.

702
00:41:53,428 --> 00:41:54,429
Did you care?

703
00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:56,514
Not really.

704
00:41:56,514 --> 00:41:58,308
I mean, my character
was only there

705
00:41:58,308 --> 00:42:00,435
to be the conduit to your
character's break with reality.

706
00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:02,896
I think.

707
00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:06,733
To be honest, I never fully
really understood

708
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:07,776
what was going on in that.

709
00:42:08,610 --> 00:42:10,487
And I never bothered
to ask Michael.

710
00:42:13,782 --> 00:42:14,824
Michael?

711
00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:16,201
Varrati.

712
00:42:17,244 --> 00:42:18,370
The writer and the director.

713
00:42:19,412 --> 00:42:21,665
Didn't you guys make, like,
a bunch of movies together?

714
00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,168
Right, yeah. Of-- of course.

715
00:42:25,168 --> 00:42:26,586
[laughs]

716
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,088
Yeah, day drinking.

717
00:42:28,088 --> 00:42:29,422
- I hear that.
- [both laughing]

718
00:42:30,423 --> 00:42:33,843
[somber music]

719
00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:35,762
What made you think of that one?

720
00:42:38,348 --> 00:42:40,850
I guess it's just been
on my mind a lot lately.

721
00:42:41,851 --> 00:42:43,270
I don't know why.

722
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:45,272
It was fun, but it was
definitely niche.

723
00:42:45,272 --> 00:42:47,107
It was too queer
for horror fans,

724
00:42:47,107 --> 00:42:49,067
and too horror for queer fans.

725
00:42:49,693 --> 00:42:51,403
But what do I know?

726
00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,280
Maybe it'll be one of those
rediscovered classics.

727
00:42:57,117 --> 00:43:00,245
Yeah, but what if all of that
is just irrelevant?

728
00:43:01,329 --> 00:43:02,914
It--

729
00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:04,499
We're talking about it
like it fits in some box,

730
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:06,418
but what if the box
doesn't actually exist?

731
00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:08,545
I don't follow.

732
00:43:11,047 --> 00:43:12,090
What if--

733
00:43:14,092 --> 00:43:15,427
what if it's not just a movie?

734
00:43:16,344 --> 00:43:17,387
What do you mean?

735
00:43:18,805 --> 00:43:20,223
In the story,
the zombie showed up

736
00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,891
when we were all
commiserating failure.

737
00:43:21,891 --> 00:43:24,227
What-- What if that was more
than just symbolic?

738
00:43:25,979 --> 00:43:27,439
Ben, I'm not sure I really--

739
00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:29,149
What if when we uncover
the truth in art,

740
00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:32,110
even if unintentionally,
we can't deny that it's there?

741
00:43:35,405 --> 00:43:37,574
I'm not really digging
this conversation.

742
00:43:39,075 --> 00:43:40,285
I've been seeing it, Danny.

743
00:43:40,827 --> 00:43:41,870
Seeing what?

744
00:43:44,456 --> 00:43:45,540
The zombie.

745
00:43:46,041 --> 00:43:47,334
It's-- It's not just
in the movie.

746
00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,419
What? Do you hear yourself?

747
00:43:49,419 --> 00:43:50,837
Look, I am telling you
because you were there.

748
00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:55,925
Hell, I probably ran into you
because it was meant to be.

749
00:43:55,925 --> 00:43:57,385
Uh, because you
were a part of it.

750
00:43:58,094 --> 00:43:59,763
No one else would believe me.

751
00:43:59,763 --> 00:44:01,222
I don't believe you.

752
00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:03,099
Look, I don't fully
understand myself,

753
00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,643
but somehow, some way, parts
of the movie are coming true.

754
00:44:06,603 --> 00:44:08,480
I-- I woke up in the house.

755
00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,190
And I'm seeing
the zombie everywhere.

756
00:44:10,190 --> 00:44:11,316
Ben!

757
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:13,651
Zombies aren't real.

758
00:44:14,069 --> 00:44:15,653
The movie isn't real.

759
00:44:16,946 --> 00:44:17,989
No?

760
00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,744
Then why has it been standing
outside watching us

761
00:44:22,744 --> 00:44:24,245
this entire time?

762
00:44:35,632 --> 00:44:39,177
[ominous music]

763
00:44:39,177 --> 00:44:40,220
Do you see what I mean?

764
00:44:44,182 --> 00:44:45,600
- I gotta go.
- No, Danny!

765
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,685
No. We're done.

766
00:44:48,812 --> 00:44:49,938
It was nice seeing you, Ben.

767
00:44:54,275 --> 00:44:56,569
Hey, uh, sir,
is-- is everything okay?

768
00:44:56,569 --> 00:44:57,904
Because I couldn't help
but overhear that--

769
00:44:57,904 --> 00:44:58,947
I'm-- I'm fine.

770
00:45:01,408 --> 00:45:02,450
Everything's fine.

771
00:45:03,785 --> 00:45:04,828
Um...

772
00:45:08,832 --> 00:45:14,921
[eerie music]

773
00:45:18,007 --> 00:45:21,302
[street din]

774
00:45:21,970 --> 00:45:23,263
[line ringing]

775
00:45:23,263 --> 00:45:25,265
[street vendor] Handmade belts!

776
00:45:25,265 --> 00:45:27,100
[Michael] Hey,
it's Michael Varrati.

777
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,560
Unfortunately, I can't
take your call right now,

778
00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:29,519
but if you wanna
leave a message--

779
00:45:29,519 --> 00:45:34,065
[siren wailing]

780
00:45:51,708 --> 00:45:52,876
[Taryn on phone] Hey, it's me.

781
00:45:53,668 --> 00:45:56,171
Not to be nosy, but a friend
of mine from improv

782
00:45:56,171 --> 00:45:58,381
said that she thought she saw
you at some restaurant

783
00:45:58,381 --> 00:46:00,049
in the valley,
causing a scene today.

784
00:46:00,884 --> 00:46:04,053
Maybe it wasn't you,
but, like, just for--

785
00:46:06,264 --> 00:46:13,146
[ominous music]

786
00:46:15,356 --> 00:46:16,816
[keys clicking]

787
00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:31,206
♪

788
00:46:45,303 --> 00:46:51,768
♪

789
00:47:03,696 --> 00:47:10,453
♪

790
00:47:23,925 --> 00:47:29,847
♪

791
00:47:41,651 --> 00:47:46,698
♪

792
00:47:46,698 --> 00:47:49,075
Everyone agrees
that death is hard,

793
00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:52,912
but this next film really
redefines what that means.

794
00:47:52,912 --> 00:47:55,582
From writer-director
Michael Varrati,

795
00:47:55,582 --> 00:47:57,917
this tale of necrotic neuroses

796
00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,545
has left fright fans divided.

797
00:48:00,962 --> 00:48:02,463
Whether this movie
has something to say

798
00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:04,257
or just something to spray,

799
00:48:04,257 --> 00:48:05,967
one thing's for sure.

800
00:48:05,967 --> 00:48:09,387
There's A Zombie Outside
has bared its teeth gaily.

801
00:48:09,762 --> 00:48:11,264
[screaming]

802
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:14,559
[horror host] Telling the story
of man who believes

803
00:48:14,559 --> 00:48:17,854
he's being stalked
by a living dead creature.

804
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:20,273
I don't know about you,

805
00:48:20,273 --> 00:48:22,567
but I don't really get
what he's complaining about.

806
00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:26,779
Silent, strong,
and only paying attention to me?

807
00:48:36,664 --> 00:48:43,796
♪

808
00:49:03,316 --> 00:49:06,444
[line ringing]

809
00:49:07,362 --> 00:49:09,197
[voicemail]
Hey, it's Michael Varrati.

810
00:49:09,197 --> 00:49:10,657
Unfortunately, I can't
take your call right now,

811
00:49:10,657 --> 00:49:11,866
but if you wanna
leave a message--

812
00:49:11,866 --> 00:49:16,204
[solemn music]

813
00:49:27,632 --> 00:49:29,967
[suspenseful music]

814
00:49:29,967 --> 00:49:31,844
Whatever you do,
keep that door closed.

815
00:49:31,844 --> 00:49:33,554
[door rattling]

816
00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,348
[Adam] It's too late.

817
00:49:37,433 --> 00:49:38,559
What?

818
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,603
I let the zombie inside.

819
00:49:40,603 --> 00:49:41,646
What?

820
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:44,148
[whimpering]

821
00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:49,737
[rewinding]

822
00:49:53,574 --> 00:49:55,410
Whatever you do,
keep that door closed.

823
00:49:55,410 --> 00:49:57,995
[door rattling]

824
00:49:57,995 --> 00:49:59,163
[Adam] It's too late.

825
00:50:01,165 --> 00:50:02,500
[Ollie] What?

826
00:50:02,500 --> 00:50:04,752
[Adam] I let the zombie inside.

827
00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:05,920
[Ollie] What?

828
00:50:12,677 --> 00:50:20,184
[ominous music]

829
00:50:28,109 --> 00:50:31,904
[crickets chirping]

830
00:50:31,904 --> 00:50:39,579
♪

831
00:50:39,579 --> 00:50:46,544
[static droning]

832
00:50:57,680 --> 00:51:03,895
[static continues]

833
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,323
[distant thud]

834
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:31,839
♪

835
00:51:38,554 --> 00:51:41,182
[music intensifies]

836
00:51:41,182 --> 00:51:43,184
[snarling]

837
00:51:46,479 --> 00:51:49,607
♪

838
00:51:49,607 --> 00:51:50,900
[music stops]

839
00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:54,570
[water rushing]

840
00:52:08,417 --> 00:52:11,671
[static droning]

841
00:52:23,641 --> 00:52:29,730
[unsettling music building]

842
00:52:33,109 --> 00:52:39,866
♪

843
00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:45,872
[music stops]

844
00:53:13,024 --> 00:53:14,775
[knocking at door]

845
00:53:14,775 --> 00:53:19,822
[intense music]

846
00:53:20,740 --> 00:53:22,033
[knocking at door]

847
00:53:23,910 --> 00:53:25,745
[knocking continues]

848
00:53:25,745 --> 00:53:31,834
♪

849
00:53:31,834 --> 00:53:36,172
[static droning]

850
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:40,718
Not here.

851
00:53:45,139 --> 00:53:48,100
Do you hear me? Not here.

852
00:53:48,100 --> 00:53:50,102
[knocking at door]

853
00:53:54,899 --> 00:54:01,113
[tense music]

854
00:54:13,334 --> 00:54:16,128
Is there a reason you haven't
been answering any of my calls?

855
00:54:16,128 --> 00:54:18,798
- I've been busy.
- No one's that busy.

856
00:54:18,798 --> 00:54:21,092
And I'm actually not calling
to gossip about boys.

857
00:54:21,092 --> 00:54:23,886
I'm actually worried about--
Jesus Christ, Ben.

858
00:54:23,886 --> 00:54:25,513
This place is a wreck!

859
00:54:26,472 --> 00:54:28,683
When's the last time
you left the apartment?

860
00:54:29,266 --> 00:54:30,810
Why are you here?

861
00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:32,853
And how did you get
into my building, anyway?

862
00:54:32,853 --> 00:54:35,231
Okay, first off,
your doorman can't resist

863
00:54:35,231 --> 00:54:37,358
a little va-va-voom. [chuckles]

864
00:54:37,358 --> 00:54:40,152
And second, I'm here
because the last time

865
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,363
you didn't answer
any of my calls for a spell,

866
00:54:42,363 --> 00:54:45,282
I had to cross over two counties
in the middle of the night

867
00:54:45,282 --> 00:54:47,451
- to come get you.
- Well...

868
00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:52,164
I'm-- I'm fine.

869
00:54:53,416 --> 00:54:56,377
This does not look fine to me.

870
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:57,503
[Ben] What are you doing?

871
00:54:58,879 --> 00:55:01,007
[Taryn] Something is up,
and I'm not leaving here

872
00:55:01,007 --> 00:55:02,466
until I get some answers.

873
00:55:02,466 --> 00:55:04,677
I don't like this. Any of it.

874
00:55:05,469 --> 00:55:06,929
[Ben]
Don't take this the wrong way,

875
00:55:06,929 --> 00:55:08,472
but none of this
is your concern.

876
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,558
[Taryn] Oh, you've made that
abundantly clear.

877
00:55:11,767 --> 00:55:13,352
What is that supposed to mean?

878
00:55:13,352 --> 00:55:17,481
It means, this is some
fairly standard bullshit.

879
00:55:17,481 --> 00:55:20,359
You're not the main character
in everyone's life, Ben.

880
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:25,156
I have things that happen to me
that matter outside of you.

881
00:55:25,156 --> 00:55:28,576
So when you relegate me to
some one-dimensional role,

882
00:55:28,576 --> 00:55:30,494
it's fucking frustrating.

883
00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:33,205
And when you're getting
objectively worse...

884
00:55:34,749 --> 00:55:36,250
It also makes me feel like

885
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,294
I'm not even doing
one dimension right.

886
00:55:40,046 --> 00:55:41,797
What? I--

887
00:55:41,797 --> 00:55:45,176
You are the one who was
insisting on inserting yourself.

888
00:55:45,176 --> 00:55:47,720
Because you got me involved
in the first place!

889
00:55:49,722 --> 00:55:53,392
Now, what the fuck
is going on with you?

890
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,901
I don't really know
how to explain it.

891
00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:05,780
Well, try.

892
00:56:06,947 --> 00:56:11,077
And maybe let's start with why
you've locked yourself in here.

893
00:56:11,077 --> 00:56:16,457
[gentle music]

894
00:56:16,457 --> 00:56:17,875
Because it's out there.

895
00:56:19,919 --> 00:56:20,961
[Taryn] "It"?

896
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:26,300
- The zombie.
- [music turns ominous]

897
00:56:27,301 --> 00:56:28,344
I'm sorry, what?

898
00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:32,056
The zombie? What,
like the one from your movie?

899
00:56:32,056 --> 00:56:33,349
Yes!

900
00:56:34,683 --> 00:56:38,187
At least that's what it
seemed like initially, anyway.

901
00:56:38,187 --> 00:56:40,397
You're not making any sense.

902
00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,942
It didn't make any sense
to me either, but--

903
00:56:42,942 --> 00:56:46,028
but since that night,
I see it everywhere.

904
00:56:46,028 --> 00:56:47,947
That night? At the cabin?

905
00:56:49,573 --> 00:56:51,617
At first,
I didn't understand it.

906
00:56:51,617 --> 00:56:53,577
So I started poring over

907
00:56:53,577 --> 00:56:55,412
everything I could find
about the film.

908
00:56:55,412 --> 00:56:58,249
I-- I thought maybe there was
something buried out there

909
00:56:58,249 --> 00:56:59,500
that I was missing, but...

910
00:57:00,751 --> 00:57:03,963
the deeper I got,
the farther from me it seemed.

911
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:07,925
This is all about a movie
you made five years ago?

912
00:57:07,925 --> 00:57:09,844
But did I?

913
00:57:09,844 --> 00:57:12,012
I-- I remember it, but--

914
00:57:12,972 --> 00:57:14,557
but I don't.

915
00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:16,767
Almost like it happened
to someone else.

916
00:57:18,269 --> 00:57:20,896
Sweetie, it's called acting.

917
00:57:20,896 --> 00:57:23,858
No! God, you don't get it!

918
00:57:24,733 --> 00:57:26,652
This. This.

919
00:57:29,196 --> 00:57:31,282
This feels true.

920
00:57:33,075 --> 00:57:35,077
And I think that's
why the zombie is here,

921
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:36,745
because this is the answer.

922
00:57:38,038 --> 00:57:41,625
And that's why you broke into
the cabin the other night? I--

923
00:57:41,625 --> 00:57:43,460
But what if
I didn't break in at all?

924
00:57:45,045 --> 00:57:47,381
Remember,
I don't know how I got there.

925
00:57:47,381 --> 00:57:50,676
There was no vehicle
or means for arrival.

926
00:57:52,344 --> 00:57:53,762
What if I didn't break in?

927
00:57:55,181 --> 00:57:56,682
What if I was there because...

928
00:57:58,184 --> 00:57:59,393
that's where I start?

929
00:58:00,728 --> 00:58:03,355
I-- I don't understand.

930
00:58:03,355 --> 00:58:05,482
God, don't you see?
The movie is us!

931
00:58:07,276 --> 00:58:09,320
Ben, let me go.

932
00:58:10,196 --> 00:58:12,615
It is the only thing
that makes sense.

933
00:58:12,615 --> 00:58:14,992
How else could it be
everywhere that I am?

934
00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,327
The movie never ended.

935
00:58:17,161 --> 00:58:19,205
We're still in it.

936
00:58:19,205 --> 00:58:21,665
You know that doesn't
make any sense.

937
00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,792
I-- I wasn't in that movie.

938
00:58:23,792 --> 00:58:25,252
We all are...

939
00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:28,422
eventually.

940
00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:31,508
Ben!

941
00:58:32,468 --> 00:58:33,761
Your arms.

942
00:58:36,513 --> 00:58:38,057
What have you done to yourself?

943
00:58:38,057 --> 00:58:40,100
I know what it looks like,
but...

944
00:58:40,935 --> 00:58:42,478
I had to know.

945
00:58:43,687 --> 00:58:44,730
What do you mean?

946
00:58:48,234 --> 00:58:49,401
I didn't feel it.

947
00:58:50,361 --> 00:58:52,863
I-- I should've
been able to feel it.

948
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,073
That is the proof.

949
00:58:59,828 --> 00:59:01,956
We need to stop the zombie,
Taryn.

950
00:59:04,458 --> 00:59:06,001
We need to finish the movie.

951
00:59:11,423 --> 00:59:12,466
Okay.

952
00:59:14,510 --> 00:59:15,552
What?

953
00:59:17,388 --> 00:59:18,597
I said okay.

954
00:59:19,765 --> 00:59:21,517
I'll help you stop the zombie.

955
00:59:23,143 --> 00:59:25,938
You will? You-- you believe me?

956
00:59:26,605 --> 00:59:28,274
I believe that you believe it.

957
00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,150
And that's a start.

958
00:59:31,652 --> 00:59:32,695
Yeah.

959
00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:34,655
Right.

960
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:37,032
Okay. Uh...

961
00:59:38,075 --> 00:59:39,952
I know that this is
a lot to take in,

962
00:59:39,952 --> 00:59:43,622
so we should probably start
by just going over everything.

963
00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:46,542
Have you actually seen the film?

964
00:59:46,542 --> 00:59:49,211
- I have a DVD of it--
- Actually,

965
00:59:49,211 --> 00:59:51,922
we should start by
cleaning those arms up.

966
00:59:51,922 --> 00:59:54,800
You're not fighting anything,
dead or otherwise,

967
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:57,720
- if you get an infection.
- No. [chuckles]

968
00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:02,433
uh, do you have alcohol or
hydrogen peroxide or something?

969
01:00:02,433 --> 01:00:05,769
- Uh, maybe in the bathroom?
- Great.

970
01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:09,106
I'll get that, and you get
the DVD started, okay?

971
01:00:09,106 --> 01:00:11,567
[relieved chuckle] Right.

972
01:00:12,526 --> 01:00:13,694
On it.

973
01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:21,994
[soft, tense music]

974
01:00:33,172 --> 01:00:34,214
[quietly] Yes, hello?

975
01:00:36,550 --> 01:00:38,802
I don't know if
this counts as an emergency.

976
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:52,691
[ominous music]

977
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:10,918
I'm with my friend, and...

978
01:01:12,378 --> 01:01:14,505
I think he might be
a danger to himself.

979
01:01:21,887 --> 01:01:23,555
The sooner you can get here,
the better.

980
01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:25,849
It's definitely bad.

981
01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:32,189
Just one second on that address.

982
01:01:40,614 --> 01:01:41,782
[thud]

983
01:01:41,782 --> 01:01:44,493
[suspenseful music]

984
01:01:49,331 --> 01:01:52,251
♪

985
01:01:53,877 --> 01:01:58,799
[solemn music]

986
01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:13,730
[breathing shakily]

987
01:02:13,730 --> 01:02:19,987
[phone ringing]

988
01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,448
Hello? Michael?

989
01:02:23,323 --> 01:02:25,701
[Michael] Who is this,
and why do you keep calling me?

990
01:02:25,701 --> 01:02:27,911
It-- it's Ben. Ben Baur?

991
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:31,999
[Michael] That isn't funny.
Ben Bauer died five years ago.

992
01:02:35,294 --> 01:02:36,336
What?

993
01:02:37,546 --> 01:02:38,755
I'm just fucking with you.

994
01:02:38,755 --> 01:02:39,798
What's up, Ben?

995
01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:44,595
I've, uh...

996
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,847
I've been trying
to get a hold of you

997
01:02:46,847 --> 01:02:50,642
because I have a question about
There's a Zombie Outside.

998
01:02:50,642 --> 01:02:52,478
[Ben] That old thing?
What, are we supposed to do

999
01:02:52,478 --> 01:02:54,188
a podcast
or something I forgot about?

1000
01:02:54,188 --> 01:02:55,981
Uh, no, no.

1001
01:02:55,981 --> 01:02:57,065
I just, um...

1002
01:02:59,318 --> 01:03:01,987
I just need to know
why you did it.

1003
01:03:03,405 --> 01:03:04,781
Why did you make the zombie?

1004
01:03:06,116 --> 01:03:09,077
Why did I make a movie about
a frustrated writer

1005
01:03:09,077 --> 01:03:10,954
who feels he didn't reach
his potential

1006
01:03:10,954 --> 01:03:13,457
grappling with
his own personal monster?

1007
01:03:13,457 --> 01:03:15,501
Can't imagine
what inspired that.

1008
01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:18,337
That's not really what I meant.

1009
01:03:19,505 --> 01:03:20,631
But it's the answer.

1010
01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:23,175
Not that the nuance
really helped our cause.

1011
01:03:23,175 --> 01:03:25,260
Turns out critics get weird
when you make a zombie movie

1012
01:03:25,260 --> 01:03:26,803
with only one zombie.

1013
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,391
And why did I...

1014
01:03:32,768 --> 01:03:34,436
You know, with the zombie?

1015
01:03:35,229 --> 01:03:37,564
I thought we talked about all
of this when we made the film.

1016
01:03:38,565 --> 01:03:40,609
Uh, can you tell me again?

1017
01:03:40,609 --> 01:03:41,652
It's...

1018
01:03:42,694 --> 01:03:44,071
It's for research.

1019
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:47,533
Okay, uh, sure.

1020
01:03:47,533 --> 01:03:50,953
I guess the zombie sex was
symbolic of how we all

1021
01:03:50,953 --> 01:03:52,955
inevitably embrace destruction?

1022
01:03:53,664 --> 01:03:55,624
Or maybe it's because
someone told me that

1023
01:03:55,624 --> 01:03:57,209
the only way we'd get into
a gay festival

1024
01:03:57,209 --> 01:03:58,877
was if there was
a sex scene in the movie

1025
01:03:58,877 --> 01:04:00,837
and I decided
to be an asshole about it.

1026
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,839
I don't know.
Probably the first one, though.

1027
01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:06,218
But what if it's
the other way around?

1028
01:04:06,218 --> 01:04:07,719
What if...

1029
01:04:07,719 --> 01:04:09,805
What if destruction embraces us?

1030
01:04:10,889 --> 01:04:12,599
Good question.

1031
01:04:12,599 --> 01:04:14,768
I think it's still all
a matter of choice.

1032
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:16,645
Nature really
doesn't deal in monsters.

1033
01:04:16,645 --> 01:04:17,688
Only people do.

1034
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:20,649
Huh.

1035
01:04:20,649 --> 01:04:22,359
Was that all you wanted to know?

1036
01:04:25,696 --> 01:04:26,738
I don't know.

1037
01:04:29,241 --> 01:04:30,284
Can I see you?

1038
01:04:30,993 --> 01:04:33,453
Oh, I'd love that,
but I'm not in town.

1039
01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:35,914
I'm in Utah making one of
those TV Christmas movies

1040
01:04:35,914 --> 01:04:37,124
for the next few months.

1041
01:04:37,124 --> 01:04:38,959
Things we do for art, you know?

1042
01:04:44,464 --> 01:04:46,425
Can I ask you one more question?

1043
01:04:46,425 --> 01:04:47,593
Shoot.

1044
01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:51,263
How do you know how
to end a horror story?

1045
01:04:52,347 --> 01:04:53,932
Oh, that's broad.

1046
01:04:53,932 --> 01:04:55,892
I guess it depends
on where it began.

1047
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:01,648
Thanks.

1048
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,233
I mean, there's probably...

1049
01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,573
Where it began.

1050
01:05:10,073 --> 01:05:15,203
[eerie instrumental]

1051
01:05:28,759 --> 01:05:30,469
[keys jingling]

1052
01:05:41,313 --> 01:05:42,356
[door slamming]

1053
01:05:46,026 --> 01:05:47,986
[elevator dinging]

1054
01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:12,886
♪

1055
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:33,782
[quiet static]

1056
01:06:45,419 --> 01:06:50,298
♪

1057
01:06:59,599 --> 01:07:02,894
♪

1058
01:07:10,277 --> 01:07:16,283
♪

1059
01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,954
[static grows louder]

1060
01:07:23,331 --> 01:07:27,627
[tense instrumental]

1061
01:07:36,178 --> 01:07:40,432
♪

1062
01:07:47,606 --> 01:07:53,278
♪

1063
01:08:05,081 --> 01:08:09,878
♪

1064
01:08:19,012 --> 01:08:24,434
♪

1065
01:08:31,983 --> 01:08:38,573
[crickets chirping]

1066
01:09:07,227 --> 01:09:09,229
[radio crackling]

1067
01:09:09,229 --> 01:09:11,064
[officer] It's probably nothing.

1068
01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:13,650
She sounded pretty adamant.

1069
01:09:13,650 --> 01:09:17,237
But there's a chance this guy
could be headed up here, so...

1070
01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:19,281
Just keep your eyes open.

1071
01:09:20,031 --> 01:09:21,741
Over and out.

1072
01:09:21,741 --> 01:09:23,994
Roger that. Not like I have
anything better to do.

1073
01:09:26,204 --> 01:09:28,999
[sighing] Hollywood weirdos.

1074
01:09:36,882 --> 01:09:38,967
[wind whispering]

1075
01:10:18,298 --> 01:10:23,261
[eerie instrumental]

1076
01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:51,164
♪

1077
01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,265
Of course it had to be here.

1078
01:11:18,483 --> 01:11:19,776
[twig snapping]

1079
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:24,280
They saw me.

1080
01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:32,998
♪

1081
01:11:51,808 --> 01:11:54,102
[tense chord]

1082
01:12:05,405 --> 01:12:07,365
[Ben] I let the zombie inside.

1083
01:12:09,075 --> 01:12:13,621
[tense instrumental]

1084
01:13:23,608 --> 01:13:25,610
[sighing]

1085
01:13:25,610 --> 01:13:27,278
Dispatch.

1086
01:13:27,278 --> 01:13:28,863
Found an abandoned car up here,

1087
01:13:28,863 --> 01:13:30,824
but checked out the old
Jones place.

1088
01:13:30,824 --> 01:13:33,785
No signs of forced entry, and
honestly, there's nobody here.

1089
01:13:35,161 --> 01:13:37,455
[director] Cut!
Okay, that was awesome.

1090
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:43,920
♪