[man] Oh.
[narrator] After an endless work week,
millions of people blow off steam
on the weekend...
-[indistinct conversation] -[man] Big boy down.
...and that's when things get wild.
There's no better way to start the weekend
than with a little day drinking.
[woman laughs]
[narrator] Or a lot of day drinking.
And not great decision making.
-[man 1] Oh. -[man 2] I'm out.
[narrator] At The Wool Shed Sports Bar
in busy central Dublin...
[indistinct conversation]
...these two overserved guys are trying to get in.
In Ireland,
most bouncers work for security agencies
that are hired by bars,
and many of them are ex-military.
[indistinct conversation]
[bouncer speaking]
[man speaking]
[narrator] With just one bouncer on the door,
the odds look good for these two brawlers
and bad for the doorman.
[indistinct conversation]
[man speaking]
[trading blows]
[man 2 speaking]
[narrator] He retreats after taking a punch to the face.
[indistinct conversation]
[bouncer speaking]
[man 1] Come on, dude.
[bouncer speaking]
[man 1 tantalizing bouncer]
[onlooker speaking]
Yeah.
[onlooker speaking]
-[man speaking] -[onlooker] Well, he's gone.
[bouncer speaking]
[indistinct conversation]
[bouncer speaking]
-[indistinct conversation] -[bouncer] Hey.
[bouncer] Hey.
[bouncer speaking indistinctly]
-Hey. -[man] All over him.
[bouncer speaking]
[narrator] The bouncer tries to de-escalate,
but these guys won't stop.
[man 1 tantalizing bouncer]
[narrator] I don't think Daniel-san here
has any idea what he's about to get into.
Once his buddy gets involved,
the bouncer has to act.
It's showtime!
[all cheering]
[narrator] The bouncer keeps the radio in his fist
to stabilize and strengthen his punches.
[loud blow]
A solid right hook to the face.
And the bouncer makes it a double.
Ooh, he's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
[bouncer] Hey. Hey.
[narrator] He's down.
And he probably should stay down.
[bouncer speaking]
[narrator] Excuse me, fella.
Uh, your buddy's kissing the pavement over there.
[narrator] With his friend down,
he decides to call it a day.
[bouncer speaking]
[narrator] These guys learned the hard way,
but they realized the game is over.
Weekends are a good way to relax
with the one you love.
[woman] Open the door now!
What the [bleep] is wrong with you?
Open the door now!
[man screaming]
-[man] Oh, my... -[man 1] [bleep]
I just want you to listen to me.
Do not [bleep]...
[narrator] And nothing says romance,
like this couple in Garland, Texas.
[man speaking]
I'll whoop your [bleep]!
[Daniel] My neighbor was a really cool guy
and just always minded his own business.
He wasn't a wild guy at all.
He had really bad choice in women.
Terrible taste.
Oh.
She started calling him things
- and throwing things at him. - [man] [bleep]
[man] I'll whoop your [bleep]! Really, [bleep]!
I'll whoop your [bleep]!
[man speaking] [bleep]
-[man speaking] -[woman speaking indistinctly]
[man speaking indistinctly]
[bleep]
[Daniel] She would always cause trouble,
argue, scream,
and she was just always out of her mind.
Whoa. Hey, you shouldn't do that.
Hey... Hey, no, you shouldn't...
Yeah.
[woman speaking indistinctly]
-[man speaking indistinctly] -[bleep]
[man speaking] [bleep]
[Daniel laughs]
-[man speaking] -[bleep]
[woman speaking]
[man speaking] [bleep]
[bleep]
[man yelling indistinctly]
[Daniel] Hey, did you just eat that?
She swallowed his, uh, his key.
She puts the key in her mouth.
He just had gotten that key cut.
I think it was the only key actually
because he was really upset about it.
[man speaking]
[Daniel] When she ran away,
I thought, "Okay, yeah, it's over. This is done."
[man speaking indistinctly]
[suspenseful music playing]
[man speaking indistinctly]
He was cleaning all the glass that she broke,
and as soon as I saw her walk out with that mop,
I was just ready for action.
[dramatic music playing]
[Daniel] Oh. Yeah.
[Daniel speaking]
As she's putting the mop in her neck,
she says, "I'm SWAT trained."
Starts swinging it.
[woman speaking] [bleep]
[Daniel speaking]
[woman] [bleep]
If anything really did get out of hand,
I was gonna be there to help him.
[woman] [bleep]
-[Daniel] Hey. -[man speaking indistinctly]
[man] [bleep]
Oh, yeah?
-Oh, yeah? Yeah? -[Daniel laughs]
-[man] Walk away... -[woman] Yeah? [bleep]
[man] Yeah, is that right? [bleep]
-[Daniel laughs] -[man] Stay there!
[Daniel] He came out all guns blazing out with the broom,
you know, Pirates of the Caribbean style,
just fighting it out.
I couldn't believe that was happening in front of me.
-[woman speaking indistinctly] -[man] Oh, yeah?
[man] Yeah, is that right? [bleep]
-[Daniel laughs] -[man] Stay there!
At the end of the day,
somebody ended up calling 911 and got her arrested.
That was the most epic fight I've seen in my whole life so far.
[narrator] Not everyone gets weekends off.
Some weekend shifts are a good time to goof off...
[both laughing]
...and some aren't.
-[man 1] Ooh. -[man 2] [bleep]
[bleep]
[indistinct conversation]
[man 2] [bleep]
-[man 3] Are you looking? -[man 4 laughs] Yeah.
[narrator] These two Moscow restaurant mascots
have been fighting a turf war
every weekend for months,
and it's about to heat up.
This is a real life Man v. Food.
[man speaking other language]
[narrator in English] The chef is down.
The cheese wheel
serves the chef a kick to the gut.
Seems like the chef has something cooking back there.
Looks like he's turning the cheese into fondue.
A turf war between mascots has been a trial by fire.
[man speaking other language]
[narrator in English] Nothing can stop the cheese
from getting in one more punch.
[both speaking indistinctly in other language]
[narrator in English] But he's starting to feel the heat.
Cheese has thrown in the towel.
Probably a good idea.
Lucky for him,
the security guard next door ran out to extinguish the fire
before the cheese was fully flambeed.
Day drinking is a weekend classic,
but the real action on a Saturday night
starts when the sun goes down.
[indistinct conversation]
-[glass shatters] -[man] Did he wake up?
[narrator] Everyone loves a good weekend house party.
Keg stands...
[woman screaming]
[woman] Oh, my God!
...make out sessions...
[indistinct conversation]
[man] A legend.
...and drunken dares.
-[indistinct conversation] -[man] [bleep]
[narrator] It's all fun and games
until someone gets laid out.
[man 1] How do you feel?
[woman] Yeah, you're gonna get laid.
[man 1] Do you feel good about this?
I don't feel nothing yet.
[man 1] Okay.
All right, so are we counting down or something?
[man 1] The countdown from ten.
-[woman] Ten. -[man 1] Okay, ten...
nine,
eight,
-seven... -Seven.
-[man 2] Six, five, four, three, two, one. -...six, five,
four,
three...
-[all] Two, one. -...two, one.
-[man 1] Oh! -[woman] Oh!
[man 1] Oh, my God!
[man 2] You just knocked him the [bleep] out.
-[all] Two, one. -[man 1] Two, one.
-Oh! -[woman] Oh!
[man 1] Oh, my God!
[man 2] [bleep]
You got knocked the [bleep] out.
[man 1] Oh!
You got knocked the [bleep] out!
[narrator] I have a feeling that everyone at their school on Monday
is going to know all about this.
[man talking indistinctly]
[narrator] After a few drinks,
party games can turn intense,
especially at a party full of wrestlers,
as these guys discovered in a beer pong showdown
in Southern California.
[man 1] You got 'em.
[all cheering]
[man 1] Damn. [bleep]
-[man 2] Kobe. -[man 3] Angels suck!
-[man 1] Oh! -[man 3] Oh!
-[man 2] [bleep] -[all exclaiming]
Kev, [bleep] that [bleep] up.
Let's do this, baby.
[James speaking]
Angels, dawg.
[narrator] James has been running his mouth
and winning beer pong all night.
Suck!
[narrator] Chaz was finally beating him...
[Chaz] Move.
-[bleep] Yeah! -[all cheering]
[all exclaim]
[Chaz] [bleep]
Dude, what the [bleep]?
...when in comes their buddy, Phil,
who's had one too many.
[Chaz] [bleep]
Dude, what the [bleep]?
[narrator] At every party,
there's always that guy.
-[man 2] Oh. -[man 3] Ooh!
-[man 2] Oh, Chaz. Chaz. -[man 3] Holy [bleep]!
-[narrator] And that guy. -Dude, what the [bleep]?
-[man 1] Oh! -[man 2] Ooh!
-[man 2] Oh, Chaz. Chaz. -[man 3] Holy [bleep]!
-[man 2] Oh! -[man 3] Ooh!
-[man 2] Oh, Chaz. Chaz. -[man 3] Holy [bleep]!
[James] [bleep]
[bleep] dude, [bleep]
[narrator] Phil walked it off,
but video is forever,
and you could be sure his friends made him
watch that video a hundred times.
-[man 1] Dude. -[man 2] Oh, my God!
Dude, are you all right?
[narrator] Some weekend fights end in a KO,
and some end in a technical foul.
There's nothing more iconic than the party prank
which never goes the way you think it will.
[man] Ooh!
[narrator] These friends at a Denver house party thought it'd be cute
to kick their buddy while he's vulnerable.
Ow! Hey, hey, hey...
[narrator] He's still smiling and holding his drink,
so all good.
[glass shatters]
[indistinct laughter]
[glass shatters]
[man] Seriously did not just happen, Stephen.
Dude, what just happened?
What did I...
[narrator] Poor Stephen didn't start this...
[glass shatters]
...but he sure did finish it.
Cousins Patrick, Brendan and Ryan
have a family tradition,
pranking each other after a few drinks.
Ryan got, like, obliterated drunk tonight.
By himself nonetheless.
And he's asleep on the couch in the other room.
No, he's passed out.
That's what they do when they're drunk.
They pass out.
-Well, and either way, -That's what I heard.
We were, like, screwing around with him,
he's not moving, so...
we decided that...
It was my idea.
I agree, by the way.
Um, Ryan's terrified of two things,
and that's drowning and being buried alive.
-Yeah. -So,
we figure we can try and simulate burying him alive.
He'll probably freak out and...
I'm really excited.
Right.
[whispering] Okay, okay.
Here we go, here we go.
[narrator] This is a recipe for disaster.
[suspenseful music playing]
[whispering] Now start banging on it.
Just do it and bang hard.
Just to get him startled a little,
definitely, if you bang hard.
[bangs box]
[Ryan screaming]
[bleep]
[Ryan screaming]
[narrator] Oh, straight to the face.
[Ryan] [bleep]
[man 1 laughs] Oh, my God.
[Ryan] [bleep]
[both laughing]
[narrator] If I were those guys,
I'd stop laughing and run.
-[Ryan] [bleep] -[man] Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Holy [bleep]!
[narrator] Okay, he's done.
No harm, no foul.
He swung so hard,
if he was sober he would have hit you.
[dramatic music playing]
[man] [bleep]
[indistinct shouting]
[man] [bleep]
[man 1 laughs]
[narrator] Oh, what's this?
He's going full Hulk.
[man 1] All right. All right, all right, all right, all right.
-All right, all right. -[Ryan] [bleep]
[man 1] All right. All right.
-[Ryan] [bleep] -[man 1] All right.
-Hey, what happened? -[Ryan] You think this is a [bleep] joke?
-[man] It was only... -[Ryan] [bleep]
[narrator] It's like the definition of
play stupid games,
win stupid prizes.
[man 1] Just relax.
[narrator] Here's a helpful reminder,
never ever be the first person to pass out at a house party.
[man] Charlie.
Hey, dude...
[bleep] you lost your... your money.
You almost lost your money, dude.
[man] Dude, where's your money?
[narrator] There reaches a point in a Saturday night
where you know you should just go home.
[man] Big boy down.
[narrator] This big guy
has been running his mouth outside this Kansas City bar.
-[indistinct conversation] -[woman] No!
[man speaking]
[man 1] Oh!
[narrator] He's been protected by his size so far...
[man speaking]
...but he's about to push his luck.
[man 1] Oh! [bleep]
[narrator] Polo shirt is about 6'4", 250.
Baseball cap is working with about 5'8", 200.
-[bell dings] -Let's dance.
[man] Bust his ass.
Bust his ass.
Bust his ass!
Give it to him.
[indistinct conversation]
[man 1] Give it to him.
Give it to his big ass.
Oh, big boy down.
[narrator] The entire crowd
is rooting for the little guy here.
[man] Big boy down.
Big boy down.
Big boy.
[man 1] Bust his ass.
-[indistinct conversation] -[man 2] [bleep]
[man] Whoop his ass.
[man] Look at that bra.
Look at bra.
Oh!
[narrator] Hey,
step away from the theater of combat, lady.
[man] Oh [bleep]!
Bust his ass.
Give it to him.
-Give it to him. -[narrator] The little guy
swings the big guy by his shirt
using his bulk for momentum.
[man] Oh, big boy down.
[narrator] The big guy's belly's breaking free,
but so is his opponent's flowing hair,
creating an opportunity.
The big guy's girlfriend steps in to save him.
But it's too late.
[man] Big boy.
-[indistinct conversation] -[man] Bust his ass.
-[indistinct conversation] -[man 1] [bleep]
[man] Whoop his ass.
[man speaking indistinctly]
Look at that bra.
Look at bra.
[narrator] He lost his shirt
and his dignity.
[man] Look at bra.
Look at bra.
[indistinct conversation]
[man laughs, exclaims]
[narrator] While he nurses his wounds in KC...
down in New Orleans,
the bon temps are roulering and the liquor is flowing.
[woman] Yeah.
[narrator] Nineteen million people
head to New Orleans every year to party
on booze-soaked long weekends,
and some of them
just can't handle it.
[woman screaming]
[narrator] One too many hurricanes
turn this woman into her own worst enemy.
[all] Ooh.
[all] Ah.
[all] Oh!
[all] Ah.
[narrator] I don't know about you,
but I think we're gonna have to separate her...
from her.
Good thing her friend was there to break it up.
I mean, honestly,
she should be home in bed.
Like this duo at a New Orleans restaurant
that manager Gabriel had a deal with.
[Gabriel] They came in and
started demanding service ahead of everybody
that was already there,
getting unruly and loud.
[narrator] Nothing good happens at 3:50 a.m.
Here we go.
[Gabriel] All of a sudden,
one of them starts vomiting into one of our cups.
The one that she dumps over on the table
right at the start.
Uh, that was vomit.
And I tell them,
"Maybe you guys should get your stuff to go,"
and he says, "Man, don't worry about her,
go get us some more cups."
At that point, I say, "You know,
I'm not going to bring you anymore cups."
And he says, "What, you want her to puke on the table?"
I said, "No, I want you to do the decent thing and,
you know, either get outside or get into the restroom."
And that's when he stands up, and says, " [bleep] this."
The second cup that he throws at me,
that was just water.
Thank God.
[music playing]
[cutlery clanking]
When he grabbed the chair,
like, I don't know what the hell happened,
but like, my [bleep] Jedi reflexes kicked
and I caught the chair.
But then I had to turn my back because I caught the chair
and that's when he tackled me
into those other tables.
That's when all the customers, basically, in the restaurant
started pouring in, tried to separate us,
get us apart.
Obviously, with all the liquids on the ground,
everybody was slipping and sliding.
It was like trying to fight on soap.
The woman that started it all,
karma took care of her because you'll see her
fall straight on her face.
She was trying to come,
I guess to the aid of her man.
After this fight,
I had a policy to all of my employees.
If you punch first,
I'm gonna fire you.
But also,
if an employee is engaged with a customer in a fight,
if you don't jump in and get your co-workers' back,
I'm gonna fire you.
I ended up taking care of most of the checks because,
you know, if you're eating at a restaurant
and someone comes and flips your table over while you're eating,
I'm not gonna charge you.
Those people left.
And that was all I wanted,
was to get them out of the restaurant.