1
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Charles!

2
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Charles, come, come!

3
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Shit.

4
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Charles, come!

5
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You stupid dog.

6
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Come! Now!

7
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Oh, fuck.

8
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- Charles.
- Come here, boy.

9
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Come here, boy.
Come, come.

10
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Come.
Come here, come here.

11
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I'm sorry.

12
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Can you please help me?

13
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I need to get in touch
with my daughter.

14
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Can I borrow your phone?

15
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Please.

16
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Please.

17
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If you were a cat,
you'd be dead.

18
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Morris, please,
for God's sake.

19
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Mom, just...

20
00:02:08,328 --> 00:02:10,130
Okay? Please?

21
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What's it gonna
fucking take, huh?

22
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You're never gonna see
your little girl again.

23
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Do you understand that?

24
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The fuck
is wrong with you?

25
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Okay.

26
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Hey, Mike D!
What up, buddy?

27
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- You know what time it is?
- Yeah, I do.

28
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Yeah? All right.
Come on, let's go.

29
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Hey, Cruise!

30
00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,582
Come on, buddy!
Get your ass moving!

31
00:03:01,716 --> 00:03:04,317
I can clearly see your balls,
for God's sake!

32
00:03:04,451 --> 00:03:06,521
Hey, Morris,
is that you?

33
00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,790
Coming at you, buddy.

34
00:03:08,923 --> 00:03:09,991
Hey, Sammy!

35
00:03:10,124 --> 00:03:11,693
Sammy, your ride's here!

36
00:03:12,527 --> 00:03:13,895
Hey, there he is.

37
00:03:14,696 --> 00:03:16,631
How's it going, bud?
You doing all right?

38
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Mmm.
That's what
I'm talking about.

39
00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,667
Get a little snap to it,
yeah?

40
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Hey, look,
today's our Monday
accountability meeting.

41
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Why don't you
sit in, yeah?

42
00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:29,209
I'm sorry.

43
00:03:29,342 --> 00:03:30,912
I'm sorry.

44
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Came here drunk?

45
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Can't have that here.
You understand me?

46
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I can't have it here.
Yeah.

47
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All right, look.

48
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Yeah, we're all here
to get better, right?

49
00:03:43,423 --> 00:03:45,793
Maybe you sobered up
a little bit with that puke.

50
00:03:45,927 --> 00:03:46,961
Take any drugs today?

51
00:03:47,862 --> 00:03:49,030
Not today.

52
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That's nice.

53
00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:51,933
Okay.

54
00:03:52,066 --> 00:03:54,001
Look, leave the bag for me
on the front porch.

55
00:03:54,135 --> 00:03:55,302
All right.

56
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I'm gonna check you
for paraphernalia.

57
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Yeah.

58
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I'll give it to you
at the end of the afternoon.

59
00:04:05,880 --> 00:04:07,882
May the Force
be with you, man.

60
00:04:09,449 --> 00:04:10,752
Come on in, Sammy.
Come here.

61
00:04:10,885 --> 00:04:12,486
Buddy.
I'm gonna miss you, buddy.

62
00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,788
Great work.
We'll talk.

63
00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:14,922
All right.

64
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There he is.

65
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Let's go, Pete!

66
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What the fuck, Pete?
All right,
all right, all right!

67
00:04:28,102 --> 00:04:29,871
Just fucking read, bro.
"If I am disturbed,

68
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it is because I find
some person, place,
thing or situation,

69
00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:36,577
some fact of my life
as unacceptable to me."

70
00:04:36,711 --> 00:04:38,946
- All right, fellas.
- I want you to meet Morris.

71
00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,048
Is Clint Eastwood
gonna tell me to
get off his lawn?

72
00:04:41,182 --> 00:04:42,683
All right, all right.

73
00:04:42,817 --> 00:04:43,918
Welcome, Morris.

74
00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:46,319
Thank you, Jake.
That's Jake. That's Dip.

75
00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:47,755
Don't take anything
he says seriously.

76
00:04:47,889 --> 00:04:49,289
That's Garvey over
there in the corner.

77
00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:51,559
We got Mike D,
we got Cedric,

78
00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:54,195
Stew, Diego,
Tom Cruise.

79
00:04:54,327 --> 00:04:55,663
Sammy outside
just graduated.

80
00:04:55,797 --> 00:04:58,599
Come, Morris.
Everything's gonna be okay.

81
00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:02,670
- Make him feel comfortable.
-  Welcome to the loony bin.

82
00:05:02,804 --> 00:05:03,938
Hey, sit down.

83
00:05:04,071 --> 00:05:05,072
Move the chair.

84
00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:07,108
All right, fellas,
meeting time!

85
00:05:07,241 --> 00:05:09,277
Garvey, I want you to show him
to you guys' room

86
00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,311
right after the meeting.
What the fuck, Pete?

87
00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:12,613
Why's he gotta be in my room?

88
00:05:12,747 --> 00:05:14,347
'Cause you don't
have a roommate.

89
00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:16,083
I like being by myself.

90
00:05:16,217 --> 00:05:17,552
Bullshit, bro.

91
00:05:17,685 --> 00:05:19,319
He doesn't mean
any of that, Morris.

92
00:05:19,452 --> 00:05:20,822
Packing them in, huh, Pete?

93
00:05:20,955 --> 00:05:22,557
Profiting off the ill.

94
00:05:22,690 --> 00:05:23,825
Making the cash, huh?

95
00:05:23,958 --> 00:05:25,960
Give me that book.

96
00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:31,165
"And I can find no serenity
until I accept the person,

97
00:05:31,299 --> 00:05:32,967
place, thing or situation

98
00:05:33,100 --> 00:05:36,938
has been exactly the way
it's supposed to be
at this moment."

99
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That is some good shit.

100
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What do you say, Stewie?

101
00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,342
Good shit.
Good shit.

102
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Yeah.
That's good shit.

103
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You're on the bottom.

104
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I'm outta here before you

105
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and then
you'll get the top.

106
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Cycle through.

107
00:05:58,559 --> 00:05:59,492
You smell that?

108
00:06:01,229 --> 00:06:02,462
Probably something left over

109
00:06:02,597 --> 00:06:04,431
from the fuckhead who
was in here before you.

110
00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:05,498
Total weirdo.

111
00:06:05,633 --> 00:06:06,868
Hung himself.

112
00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:10,571
Between us,
I'm okay with it.

113
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Dude used to keep piss

114
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in Ziploc bags
under his bed

115
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and collect
his own eyelashes.

116
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Annoying as shit.

117
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I was on the bottom bunk.

118
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You see how it works?

119
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You good?

120
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Yeah.

121
00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,294
So if you go with
the house rules, and the flow,

122
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,329
do your chores
and don't complain,

123
00:07:08,461 --> 00:07:09,697
it's pretty easy.

124
00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,333
You gotta attend five AA
or NA meetings a week.

125
00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:13,734
We make a big dinner
every night.

126
00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:15,236
Eventually,
you'll get a night.

127
00:07:15,369 --> 00:07:17,538
But you gotta make
your own breakfast
and lunch.

128
00:07:17,672 --> 00:07:18,940
When do we get
to leave the house?

129
00:07:19,073 --> 00:07:20,508
In the beginning,
just for meetings.

130
00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,742
Me, I can go whenever.

131
00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:23,778
But you?
You're here for a while.

132
00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,445
There's super good
sobriety here though.

133
00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,747
Dudes are pretty chill.

134
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That's right.
That's right.

135
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Dude freaks me out.

136
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Oh, Stew?
Ladies love Stew.

137
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Vodka.

138
00:07:33,321 --> 00:07:35,056
It always starts with booze.

139
00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:36,857
Then whatever.

140
00:07:36,991 --> 00:07:40,161
I did K almost daily
for two years.

141
00:07:40,294 --> 00:07:41,629
Blew a hole in my septum.

142
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Now boogers go from
one side to the other.

143
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He started this place

144
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'cause he got let go
from another sober living

145
00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:47,835
for beating up
the program director.

146
00:07:47,969 --> 00:07:49,603
Those places can be
super shady.

147
00:07:49,737 --> 00:07:51,772
Feeding off suffering kids
who can't get right.

148
00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:53,374
Making a shit ton of dough.

149
00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:54,575
No real program.

150
00:07:54,709 --> 00:07:56,510
Actually counting on
repeat offenders

151
00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:59,213
and recycling
helpless addicts in and out
like Dip over there.

152
00:07:59,347 --> 00:08:01,415
Yo, I'ma be in
and out of your moms, bruh.

153
00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,184
And once
you're off restrictions,

154
00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:04,652
you can almost go anywhere.

155
00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,620
As long as you're with
a phase two guy.

156
00:08:06,754 --> 00:08:09,156
I'm phase two,
so you can go surfing with me.

157
00:08:09,290 --> 00:08:10,825
I do surf therapy.

158
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:13,728
That's what Garvey
was giving Pete
so much shit about?

159
00:08:13,861 --> 00:08:15,296
Yeah, but that's
not Pete though.

160
00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:16,564
Pete started
this place from scratch

161
00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,232
with a different mindset
on recovery.

162
00:08:18,366 --> 00:08:19,633
Real solution.

163
00:08:19,767 --> 00:08:21,402
Changed how
I fucking see the world.

164
00:08:21,535 --> 00:08:23,137
So your company's why
you're here.

165
00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:27,008
Well, they took me off
the roster till I get better.

166
00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:29,810
Plus I've been blackballed
everywhere else,

167
00:08:29,944 --> 00:08:33,047
so kind of need them
on my side.

168
00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,515
You all right?

169
00:08:34,648 --> 00:08:35,916
Yeah.

170
00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,219
Oh, fuck.

171
00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:40,254
How do I get to phase two?

172
00:08:40,388 --> 00:08:42,390
Thirty days
sober and clean.

173
00:08:42,523 --> 00:08:43,657
Do your chores.

174
00:08:43,791 --> 00:08:45,259
Don't go missing for hours.

175
00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:46,694
Don't miss any meetings.

176
00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:47,762
Don't pee hot.

177
00:08:47,895 --> 00:08:49,263
And you're good.

178
00:08:49,397 --> 00:08:50,498
Easy fucking does it.

179
00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,900
Handle your animal, bro!

180
00:08:53,034 --> 00:08:54,101
Dirty aliens!

181
00:08:54,668 --> 00:08:56,070
I'm gonna fuck y'all up!

182
00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:58,339
I'll piss on
both of y'all, son!

183
00:08:58,472 --> 00:09:01,308
What the fuck's
wrong with that guy?

184
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:04,812
See this tat
right here, bro?
Ohh!

185
00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,215
I actually have a career.

186
00:09:09,016 --> 00:09:11,952
Oh, yeah?
So you work tomorrow?

187
00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:40,047
<i>I saw the fucking video.</i>

188
00:09:40,181 --> 00:09:42,216
<i>You are a piece of shit</i>
<i>excuse for a man.</i>

189
00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:43,784
<i>You know what?</i>
<i>You're not even a man.</i>

190
00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:45,186
<i>And you're certainly</i>
<i>not a father.</i>

191
00:09:45,319 --> 00:09:46,587
<i>Lose my fucking number.</i>

192
00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:48,189
<i>We are done with you.</i>

193
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:11,946
<i>Who wants it?</i>

194
00:10:12,079 --> 00:10:13,614
<i>Who wants it, motherfucker?</i>

195
00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,182
<i>Who wants to</i>
<i>fucking go, huh?</i>

196
00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:16,250
<i>Fuck!</i>

197
00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:17,618
<i>Come at me!</i>

198
00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:19,186
<i>Where is he?</i>
<i>Who the fuck are you, huh?</i>

199
00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:22,356
<i>You want some?</i>
<i>You want some, motherfucker?</i>

200
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,694
Hey, buddy.

201
00:10:29,163 --> 00:10:30,331
No phones, man.

202
00:10:31,365 --> 00:10:32,399
Hand it over.

203
00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,401
Come on.

204
00:10:34,536 --> 00:10:35,870
You have two phones?

205
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,638
You have
my work phone.

206
00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:40,609
Any other phones
I gotta worry about?

207
00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:42,843
You sure?
No bed phone?

208
00:10:45,346 --> 00:10:46,780
Are you okay?

209
00:10:46,914 --> 00:10:48,682
Yeah.
All right.

210
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,185
Well, we got a softball game
in, like, 30.

211
00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,654
Put on some sweatpants
or some shit.

212
00:11:12,006 --> 00:11:13,707
- Lob it, chief.
- Go, buddy.

213
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,510
All right!
Go, Diego!

214
00:11:17,811 --> 00:11:19,280
Come on, Diego!

215
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:22,716
Whoo!

216
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:24,519
Man doing gymnastics.

217
00:11:24,653 --> 00:11:25,886
There it is.

218
00:11:26,820 --> 00:11:28,088
Come on now.

219
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:31,025
Come on, Diego!
You got this, baby!

220
00:11:31,158 --> 00:11:33,227
Come on,
put a little boom in it now!

221
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,129
Come on, Diego!

222
00:11:36,497 --> 00:11:37,464
Out!

223
00:11:37,599 --> 00:11:38,999
Out?
What the fuck?

224
00:11:39,133 --> 00:11:40,734
That was clearly a ball.

225
00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,504
One,
Diego never swings.

226
00:11:43,270 --> 00:11:44,772
All right?
He doesn't wanna get dirty.

227
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,173
Two,
it's a strike.

228
00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:49,143
If the ball hits the plate,
it's a strike.

229
00:11:49,276 --> 00:11:50,110
I hate softball.

230
00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:52,313
Well, it was
a good pitch though.

231
00:11:52,446 --> 00:11:53,414
But you're right.

232
00:11:53,548 --> 00:11:55,115
Softball
ain't baseball.

233
00:11:55,249 --> 00:11:56,450
Definitely not.

234
00:11:56,585 --> 00:12:00,221
My old man had Dodgers
season tickets since the '80s.

235
00:12:00,721 --> 00:12:01,889
You a fan?

236
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,924
- Red Sox.
- Fuck 'em up, Garvey!

237
00:12:04,058 --> 00:12:05,459
Fuckers.

238
00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:07,962
All right, <i>mami,</i> serve
up that titty milk, huh?

239
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:10,565
Come on, Garvey!

240
00:12:10,699 --> 00:12:12,299
There you go, baby!

241
00:12:12,433 --> 00:12:13,535
Yeah!

242
00:12:13,668 --> 00:12:14,902
Damn.

243
00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:16,504
Let's go, Garvey! Damn.

244
00:12:16,638 --> 00:12:17,805
Yeah, man, he played D1.

245
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:19,406
He's the only
guaranteed run we have.

246
00:12:19,541 --> 00:12:22,343
Secret Agents 18,
Sweet Dreams 3!

247
00:12:22,977 --> 00:12:24,713
You guys are terrible.

248
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:27,314
It's not bad.
Only 15 runs this time.

249
00:12:27,448 --> 00:12:28,550
Morris.

250
00:12:28,683 --> 00:12:31,318
You're up, Chuck.
I'm good.

251
00:12:31,452 --> 00:12:33,954
Come on, bro.
It's a bad look
not to participate.

252
00:12:34,088 --> 00:12:35,657
Just take
the fucking bat, cool guy.

253
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,424
It'll be good for you.

254
00:12:38,993 --> 00:12:40,294
Get out there. Come on.

255
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,898
There he goes.

256
00:12:48,235 --> 00:12:50,104
Come on now,
you got this!

257
00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:53,240
Let's go,
Morris, let's go!

258
00:12:53,374 --> 00:12:55,909
Take your time.

259
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,045
We have faith in you, man!

260
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,048
Come on,
Morris, you got it.

261
00:13:02,717 --> 00:13:04,151
Let's go, Morris!

262
00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:07,288
We want a hitter,
not a drug quitter!

263
00:13:09,056 --> 00:13:10,491
Come on now.

264
00:13:13,662 --> 00:13:15,396
Go, go, go!

265
00:13:27,642 --> 00:13:29,577
Was not expecting that.

266
00:13:33,782 --> 00:13:35,115
My kid's barely sleeping.

267
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,917
I mean, I volunteered
to handle nights

268
00:13:37,051 --> 00:13:38,419
so my wife could sleep,

269
00:13:38,553 --> 00:13:41,055
but I'm up every five minutes
until midnight

270
00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,323
for the last few days.

271
00:13:42,456 --> 00:13:43,490
So last night,

272
00:13:44,592 --> 00:13:46,493
I yelled at him
like Mark Wahlberg in <i>Fear</i>

273
00:13:46,628 --> 00:13:49,664
when he's like, "So let me
in the fucking house!"

274
00:13:49,798 --> 00:13:51,700
And my kid got scared

275
00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:53,867
and I didn't even feel bad.

276
00:13:54,001 --> 00:13:55,436
Until I laid back down,

277
00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:57,971
and then I couldn't sleep
the rest of the night.

278
00:13:58,105 --> 00:13:59,741
You'd think
after ten years sober,

279
00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,942
I wouldn't lose
my shit like this.

280
00:14:02,076 --> 00:14:04,144
With a toddler too.

281
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:06,914
That's all I got, thanks.

282
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,916
Thanks, Gary.

283
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,786
Uh, Jake,
let's hear from you.

284
00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:12,886
Thanks, Miguel.

285
00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,522
I'm Jake. Alcoholic.

286
00:14:14,656 --> 00:14:16,090
- Jake!
- Jake!

287
00:14:16,223 --> 00:14:17,925
I really relate to that story
you told right there, Gary.

288
00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,928
Seriously, man.
It reminds me of my roommate
over here, Tom Cruise.

289
00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:22,797
I feel the same way
about him, huh, Tom?

290
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,932
But that's all I got.

291
00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,301
I want to pass it
to Morris if I can.

292
00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:30,605
It's okay, Morris.

293
00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:32,239
Okay, thanks, Jake.

294
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,744
Morris. Alcoholic.

295
00:14:35,876 --> 00:14:37,512
Hey, Morris!

296
00:14:37,645 --> 00:14:40,881
I got a DUI once,
so I've been to these before.

297
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,916
Not this meeting, but AA.

298
00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:46,253
I don't know,
I fucked up pretty bad.

299
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:48,489
I went to this work thing,

300
00:14:48,623 --> 00:14:51,225
and I got in a fight
with a coworker's husband.

301
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,660
And the next thing you know,

302
00:14:52,794 --> 00:14:54,395
I wake up bloody
on a park bench.

303
00:14:54,529 --> 00:14:56,631
Dude,
you're in the right place.

304
00:14:56,765 --> 00:14:58,165
Yeah, the thing is,

305
00:14:58,298 --> 00:15:01,902
I left my eight-year-old
daughter home alone by herself.

306
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:06,940
And I waited till
she fell asleep,

307
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:09,778
and I was gonna be back
before she woke up,

308
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:12,146
but I went out
and had a few drinks

309
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:15,683
and next thing you know,
I wake up on the bench.

310
00:15:15,817 --> 00:15:17,519
I don't remember the fight.

311
00:15:17,652 --> 00:15:18,686
Nothing.

312
00:15:20,889 --> 00:15:22,423
No one seemed to care

313
00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,526
when I was left home alone
at that same age.

314
00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:28,128
But, you know,
different time, I get it.

315
00:15:31,298 --> 00:15:35,637
It would've been fine,
but she woke up

316
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:38,272
and went looking for me.

317
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,008
And then locked herself
out of the house.

318
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,243
Neighbor found her.

319
00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,946
Called the cops.
It was a fucking nightmare.

320
00:15:49,149 --> 00:15:51,586
And I can just see
her little face crying.

321
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,354
So scared.

322
00:16:00,528 --> 00:16:03,497
How am I supposed to go to
a party and not drink?

323
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:06,534
Go to a game or even on a date?

324
00:16:07,535 --> 00:16:11,104
You know, any idea of having
a good time is fucking gone.

325
00:16:12,005 --> 00:16:13,373
And no offense, guys,

326
00:16:13,508 --> 00:16:15,643
but I don't want to
end up like you

327
00:16:15,777 --> 00:16:17,912
and have no life
and the only thing
to look forward to

328
00:16:18,045 --> 00:16:19,446
is these fucking meetings.

329
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:23,350
That's it.

330
00:16:23,984 --> 00:16:25,219
Yeah, Morris!

331
00:16:26,353 --> 00:16:27,555
Fuck yeah!

332
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:31,124
Uh, let's hear from
that crusty guy Frank.

333
00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:32,192
Oh, fuck you.

334
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:33,393
Hey, I'm Frank.

335
00:16:33,528 --> 00:16:34,629
I'm an alcoholic
and drug addict.

336
00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:36,396
Frank!

337
00:16:36,531 --> 00:16:38,432
Thanks for the meeting,
buddy.

338
00:16:38,566 --> 00:16:40,602
Morris,
that takes courage, man.

339
00:16:40,735 --> 00:16:42,002
Good job.

340
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:44,137
For real. You know,
when I first came in here,

341
00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:46,139
I could not stop
shooting dope.

342
00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:47,842
I did that shit for 25 years

343
00:16:47,976 --> 00:16:50,110
and I was running the biggest
record company in town

344
00:16:50,244 --> 00:16:51,411
at the fucking time too.

345
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:53,581
Didn't matter.
And I had everything.

346
00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:55,482
I had the hot wife,
the cars, the kids.

347
00:16:55,617 --> 00:16:56,450
I had all the toys,

348
00:16:56,584 --> 00:16:57,986
but I was
fucking miserable, man.

349
00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,587
I was miserable.

350
00:16:59,721 --> 00:17:01,789
And when I finally had enough
and I decided to get sober,

351
00:17:01,923 --> 00:17:04,324
all those people I worked
with, they thanked me.

352
00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,226
They thanked me!

353
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,595
Wow!

354
00:17:07,729 --> 00:17:09,998
My wife--
Well, she's my ex-wife now
at that point.

355
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:13,367
I fucked that up,
but she fucking thanked me.

356
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,004
It's like everybody
knew what a mess
my life was except me.

357
00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,471
It took a minute.

358
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:19,172
I'm here to tell you
it ain't fun out there.

359
00:17:19,306 --> 00:17:20,440
It gets worse.

360
00:17:20,575 --> 00:17:22,309
And the guys in this room
will tell you

361
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,378
this sober shit,
it ain't boring.

362
00:17:24,512 --> 00:17:26,548
Fuck no!

363
00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:29,082
Look at this fucking guy
slinging dick up there.

364
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,921
He's the best!

365
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,187
You can be just like him!

366
00:17:35,557 --> 00:17:36,858
You're gonna
get your life back.

367
00:17:36,991 --> 00:17:38,693
You're gonna get
your life back and then some.

368
00:17:38,826 --> 00:17:42,162
It's like if you get
free here, get clean here,

369
00:17:42,296 --> 00:17:43,865
a whole new world
cracks open.

370
00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:45,733
It just does. It does.

371
00:17:45,867 --> 00:17:48,268
And I thought just like
you think right now.

372
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:49,571
You know, and I
remember being new.

373
00:17:49,704 --> 00:17:51,639
I remember being
a newcomer sitting there.

374
00:17:51,773 --> 00:17:54,308
I did not want to hear
the shit coming out of
my mouth right now, Morris.

375
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,811
No way. I was thinking,
"Man, fuck this guy.

376
00:17:56,945 --> 00:17:58,278
He doesn't know."

377
00:17:58,412 --> 00:17:59,881
You guys are
thinking that right now.

378
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:03,417
Fuck this guy
specifically.

379
00:18:04,786 --> 00:18:06,888
So it's really up to you
if you want this or not.

380
00:18:07,021 --> 00:18:08,523
It's just up to you.
You know?

381
00:18:08,656 --> 00:18:10,424
You can always go back to
doing what you were doing.

382
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:11,793
What do you have
to lose?

383
00:18:11,926 --> 00:18:13,027
That's all I got.

384
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,829
Nice. Thank you, Frank!

385
00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:18,933
- Frankie!
- Solid.

386
00:18:20,868 --> 00:18:23,103
Fuck.

387
00:18:23,738 --> 00:18:24,772
Jesus.

388
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:47,327
Motherfucker.

389
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,703
It's funny?

390
00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:56,838
Think it's funny?

391
00:18:56,971 --> 00:18:58,138
Okay, motherfucker.

392
00:19:03,878 --> 00:19:05,580
Dude!
What the hell?

393
00:19:06,648 --> 00:19:09,383
Motherfucker!
You want another broken nose?

394
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:11,385
Come on, Garvey, chill!

395
00:19:11,519 --> 00:19:13,021
He didn't do it!
He didn't do it!

396
00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,422
The socks are mine!

397
00:19:15,556 --> 00:19:17,257
- Stop, Garvey!
- Let him go, Garvey!

398
00:19:17,391 --> 00:19:18,760
Why?
He didn't do nothing!

399
00:19:18,893 --> 00:19:20,128
You fucker!
Why?

400
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:21,461
Whoa!

401
00:19:22,563 --> 00:19:24,932
Fucking pussy.
What the fuck is going on?

402
00:19:25,867 --> 00:19:26,901
I was just...

403
00:19:27,969 --> 00:19:28,936
pushing buttons.

404
00:19:29,070 --> 00:19:30,538
Get it together, boys.

405
00:19:31,539 --> 00:19:32,774
You and I will talk later.

406
00:19:32,907 --> 00:19:34,241
You, let's chat.

407
00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,877
Come on, motherfucker!

408
00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:39,647
You almost got
the new guy killed.

409
00:19:39,781 --> 00:19:42,249
Enough of
the fucking pranks, Jake!

410
00:19:44,519 --> 00:19:46,453
<i>I cannot live</i>
<i>in that fucking room.</i>

411
00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,089
Garvey is a psycho.

412
00:19:48,221 --> 00:19:50,390
And he smells bad.

413
00:19:50,525 --> 00:19:51,526
All right, I get it.

414
00:19:51,659 --> 00:19:53,027
He has really poor hygiene,

415
00:19:53,161 --> 00:19:55,797
but maybe you could show him
something about self-care.

416
00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:58,966
You know, I feel like
I'm trapped in here

417
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,802
with a bunch
of underachievers.

418
00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:02,269
I am not them.

419
00:20:02,402 --> 00:20:04,005
- I won awards, for fuck's sake.
-  Dude.

420
00:20:04,138 --> 00:20:07,207
And I'm not gonna
pretend like this is all--
Dude. Dude!

421
00:20:08,776 --> 00:20:09,877
You were dropped.

422
00:20:10,678 --> 00:20:11,813
Temporarily.

423
00:20:11,946 --> 00:20:14,314
They'll bring me back
once I'm outta here.

424
00:20:37,872 --> 00:20:39,907
You're gonna have to
push all this shit aside.

425
00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,643
I know how you feel.

426
00:20:43,511 --> 00:20:45,245
Must be hard to find
anything attractive

427
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,314
about this place
with these guys,

428
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,650
but you're all here
doing the same thing.

429
00:20:51,586 --> 00:20:54,188
You know that guy Frank
from the meetings?
Yeah.

430
00:20:54,321 --> 00:20:56,524
A fucking mogul.

431
00:20:56,657 --> 00:20:58,492
Wound up sleeping in his car.

432
00:20:59,227 --> 00:21:00,360
And the sad thing is

433
00:21:00,494 --> 00:21:02,429
most of these guys
are not gonna make it.

434
00:21:02,563 --> 00:21:05,499
Probability is
you're not gonna make it.

435
00:21:05,633 --> 00:21:07,400
Hardly anyone stays sober.

436
00:21:07,535 --> 00:21:10,370
How do you think those meetings
stay the same size?

437
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:15,576
Do you really want this?

438
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:18,713
Yeah.

439
00:21:18,846 --> 00:21:21,048
Of course, if I ever want
to see my daughter again.

440
00:21:21,182 --> 00:21:22,250
No, Morris.

441
00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,317
For you. Not for her.

442
00:21:24,451 --> 00:21:25,720
For you.

443
00:21:26,988 --> 00:21:28,623
I'm gonna need you
to dig deep.

444
00:21:28,756 --> 00:21:31,893
Start looking at these guys
and see what they have to offer.

445
00:21:32,026 --> 00:21:33,227
What you did for a living

446
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,596
is much harder
than being clean for 90 days.

447
00:21:35,730 --> 00:21:40,768
If they focus on negative shit,
you get negative shit.

448
00:21:42,069 --> 00:21:43,204
I don't know.

449
00:21:43,336 --> 00:21:45,239
Maybe cook these guys
dinner one night.

450
00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,607
They'll love it.

451
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:49,610
Right? I mean,
contribute, be an asset.

452
00:21:49,744 --> 00:21:52,814
Use your big-shot shit
and teach them something.

453
00:21:54,882 --> 00:21:57,685
You do all of that,
it'll all fall into place.

454
00:21:57,819 --> 00:21:59,620
I promise.

455
00:22:01,923 --> 00:22:03,057
Yeah.

456
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,665
Uh, hang on a second.

457
00:22:11,265 --> 00:22:12,499
Yeah, this is Pete.

458
00:22:15,970 --> 00:22:17,672
Yeah, that's what
I consolidated.

459
00:22:19,740 --> 00:22:21,742
Go fuck yourself.

460
00:22:23,945 --> 00:22:25,646
Everything okay?

461
00:22:26,547 --> 00:22:28,448
Yeah, telemarketers.

462
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,551
Mmm.
No shame.

463
00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:31,953
What's that?

464
00:22:33,521 --> 00:22:35,256
What, the gold glove?

465
00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:37,325
That's our 2015
championship trophy.

466
00:22:37,457 --> 00:22:40,194
It's a pretty nice trophy
for softball.

467
00:22:40,328 --> 00:22:43,463
Well, we haven't taken it
seriously in quite some time.

468
00:22:44,765 --> 00:22:48,536
But did I see you having
a good time the other night?

469
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,540
It's the only fun I've had.

470
00:22:53,507 --> 00:22:54,976
That's something.

471
00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:00,681
Hey, Shannon.

472
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,184
I know you're pissed.

473
00:23:03,317 --> 00:23:05,119
I fucked up
really bad this time.

474
00:23:05,253 --> 00:23:06,520
I know this.

475
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:09,724
I was hoping
to talk to Sofie.

476
00:23:09,857 --> 00:23:12,126
I miss her,
and I feel awful.

477
00:23:13,094 --> 00:23:14,662
And I hope you aren't
making things worse

478
00:23:14,795 --> 00:23:16,631
than they already are.

479
00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:19,834
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean that.

480
00:23:20,835 --> 00:23:23,403
Anyways,
if you wanna reach me,

481
00:23:23,537 --> 00:23:28,109
it's 310-122-0199.

482
00:23:28,242 --> 00:23:29,377
It's a house phone.

483
00:23:29,510 --> 00:23:32,412
I don't get my phone
back for a bit.

484
00:23:34,048 --> 00:23:35,082
Please.

485
00:23:35,983 --> 00:23:37,785
Talk to you later.

486
00:23:37,919 --> 00:23:38,953
Bye.

487
00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:48,195
Cruise.

488
00:23:49,697 --> 00:23:51,032
Here, try that.

489
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:54,869
Mmm, very nice.

490
00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:57,405
Hey, if you need any help,
let me know.

491
00:23:57,538 --> 00:23:59,807
I'm a pretty good cook.

492
00:24:00,608 --> 00:24:02,276
You can do the dishes.

493
00:24:02,410 --> 00:24:04,477
- Oh. Okay.
- You cook?

494
00:24:04,612 --> 00:24:06,747
I'm sure your girlfriend
really likes that.

495
00:24:06,881 --> 00:24:10,151
Yeah, no girlfriend.

496
00:24:11,018 --> 00:24:12,019
Nice.

497
00:24:12,153 --> 00:24:15,556
Yeah, I usually cook
a big meal for the crew

498
00:24:15,690 --> 00:24:17,558
after I wrap a job.

499
00:24:17,692 --> 00:24:20,594
"Crew." Is that
like a caterer chef?

500
00:24:20,728 --> 00:24:22,596
I don't know
what you call that.

501
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:24,598
I'm a director.

502
00:24:24,732 --> 00:24:25,833
Mostly music videos.

503
00:24:25,967 --> 00:24:28,869
I too was once
a part of the industry.

504
00:24:29,003 --> 00:24:31,105
I was a very
sought-after
underwear model.

505
00:24:33,574 --> 00:24:35,076
Shut the fuck up.

506
00:24:36,143 --> 00:24:37,078
Look.

507
00:24:37,211 --> 00:24:39,246
N--

508
00:24:39,380 --> 00:24:41,682
No fucking way. I--

509
00:24:43,351 --> 00:24:45,653
Tom Cruise, right there.

510
00:24:45,786 --> 00:24:47,121
Well, my birth name
is Tom Yodeler.

511
00:24:47,254 --> 00:24:49,123
Oh.
But the guys started
calling me Tom Cruise

512
00:24:49,256 --> 00:24:51,491
when they found out
about these.

513
00:24:53,260 --> 00:24:54,662
What happened?

514
00:24:56,263 --> 00:24:58,265
Sorry, that sounded shitty.

515
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,835
That's cool.

516
00:25:00,968 --> 00:25:03,404
I know I'm a little fat now.

517
00:25:03,537 --> 00:25:06,540
I stopped drinking,
got super depressed,

518
00:25:06,674 --> 00:25:09,110
and I just started
eating my feelings.

519
00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:12,146
I think I felt better
when I was still drinking.

520
00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:14,115
Damn.

521
00:25:18,019 --> 00:25:22,089
Maybe I should be the one
to sample the wings.

522
00:25:24,191 --> 00:25:26,293
Fuck you, man!

523
00:25:26,427 --> 00:25:29,363
I want to try some of
those fucking wings, Mike D!

524
00:25:29,497 --> 00:25:30,664
Oh, I bet you do.

525
00:25:30,798 --> 00:25:32,967
Get in line, Bubba, whoo!
Whoo!

526
00:25:33,100 --> 00:25:34,035
All right.

527
00:25:49,316 --> 00:25:50,451
Ugh, man.

528
00:25:50,584 --> 00:25:52,319
You don't have
no table manners, bro?

529
00:25:57,091 --> 00:25:59,293
Bro, I'm gonna stab
myself in the face

530
00:25:59,427 --> 00:26:01,662
if I have to watch you
molest another wing like that.

531
00:26:01,796 --> 00:26:03,364
Well, I can't eat another.

532
00:26:03,497 --> 00:26:04,432
Who wants my last wing?

533
00:26:04,565 --> 00:26:05,633
Oh!
Me!

534
00:26:05,766 --> 00:26:07,668
Me!
No, not Dip.

535
00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:10,204
Give it to Cruise.

536
00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:12,006
Fuck you, Morris.

537
00:26:12,139 --> 00:26:13,741
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Garvey.

538
00:26:13,874 --> 00:26:15,643
Chill out, bro.
I'm not gonna chill.

539
00:26:15,776 --> 00:26:17,344
He gets all the shit, man.

540
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:20,081
Hope you guys relapse, dawg.

541
00:26:21,982 --> 00:26:22,950
I'm gonna clean up, man.

542
00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:24,685
Thanks, man.

543
00:26:25,219 --> 00:26:26,555
Bro.

544
00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:28,989
There you go.

545
00:26:29,123 --> 00:26:30,157
Thanks, man.

546
00:26:33,027 --> 00:26:34,228
You don't want that.

547
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:38,599
You just got
hot sauce in my eye!

548
00:26:38,732 --> 00:26:40,034
I'm gonna murder you!

549
00:26:40,167 --> 00:26:42,369
Don't do it,
don't do it, don't do it!

550
00:26:45,306 --> 00:26:47,074
He's like
an angry Benihana chef.

551
00:26:48,642 --> 00:26:49,810
Yo, come on,
look at him.

552
00:26:49,944 --> 00:26:51,212
Like a tiny T.rex.

553
00:26:51,345 --> 00:26:52,646
Like a little Pikachu.

554
00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,348
You better not leave
your room tonight.

555
00:26:54,482 --> 00:26:57,351
If I see you come out,
even for a second,
you're fucked.

556
00:26:57,485 --> 00:27:00,754
And wipe that stupid smirk
off your fucking face!

557
00:27:00,888 --> 00:27:03,057
- Morris, I got 'em.
- You got what?

558
00:27:03,190 --> 00:27:03,924
The tickets.

559
00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:05,759
What tickets?
What tickets?

560
00:27:05,893 --> 00:27:07,461
Morris, he traded
his box seats

561
00:27:07,596 --> 00:27:08,762
for nosebleeds this Saturday.

562
00:27:08,896 --> 00:27:10,397
Red Sox-Dodgers game.

563
00:27:10,532 --> 00:27:11,732
We're going to the game.

564
00:27:11,866 --> 00:27:14,835
That's right!

565
00:27:14,969 --> 00:27:17,304
Going to the game!
We're going to the game!

566
00:27:17,438 --> 00:27:19,974
- Great work, Morris.
-  All right, all right, all right!

567
00:27:20,107 --> 00:27:21,442
Why do you have
a pan in your hand?

568
00:27:21,576 --> 00:27:22,544
I'm making croissants.
Cruise.

569
00:27:22,676 --> 00:27:24,011
Put the fucking pan down.

570
00:27:24,145 --> 00:27:25,246
I'm sorry.

571
00:27:33,120 --> 00:27:34,155
Whew.

572
00:27:48,769 --> 00:27:50,037
These seats are sick, huh?

573
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:51,939
Not helping, Garvey.

574
00:27:55,976 --> 00:27:58,345
Yo, Cruise! You find it?

575
00:27:58,479 --> 00:27:59,880
I can't find it.

576
00:28:00,014 --> 00:28:01,482
Oh, motherfucker!

577
00:28:01,616 --> 00:28:02,683
Damn, man!

578
00:28:02,816 --> 00:28:04,718
Our lives fucking suck!

579
00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,220
- And now we're here?
- Hey, who's up?

580
00:28:06,353 --> 00:28:08,557
I can't hear the game.

581
00:28:08,689 --> 00:28:10,592
Turn it up!
I did.

582
00:28:10,724 --> 00:28:13,160
<i>Top of the fifth,</i>
<i>JD Martinez will dig in.</i>

583
00:28:13,294 --> 00:28:15,196
<i>Let's see how Kershaw</i>
<i>goes after him.</i>

584
00:28:15,329 --> 00:28:17,097
Clayton's looking
pretty good today.

585
00:28:17,231 --> 00:28:18,832
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

586
00:28:18,966 --> 00:28:20,901
Eighty thousand for
a softball tournament?

587
00:28:21,035 --> 00:28:24,405
"Go to iamyourbiggestfan.com
to sign up today."

588
00:28:24,539 --> 00:28:27,241
Eighty bands
for a tournament?

589
00:28:27,374 --> 00:28:28,809
Iamyourbiggestfan.com.

590
00:28:28,943 --> 00:28:29,877
Is it OnlyFans?

591
00:28:30,010 --> 00:28:32,647
Hey, we should do it.

592
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:33,814
Yeah,
we should do it.

593
00:28:33,948 --> 00:28:35,382
Morris here is
a huge softball fan.

594
00:28:35,517 --> 00:28:37,284
Aren't you, Morris?
I fucking hate softball.

595
00:28:37,418 --> 00:28:39,486
They say we gotta
sign up by Sunday,
and that's tomorrow.

596
00:28:39,621 --> 00:28:42,289
Pete, are you sure
about this shit?
Fuck out of here.

597
00:28:42,423 --> 00:28:45,560
I'm not gonna let
a bunch of sober dicks
split 80 grand.

598
00:28:45,694 --> 00:28:47,328
You'd probably
relapse together.

599
00:28:47,461 --> 00:28:48,495
Come on, Pete.

600
00:28:48,630 --> 00:28:50,264
Let us relapse.
That sounds lit.

601
00:28:50,397 --> 00:28:51,865
It would be
a good business decision.

602
00:28:51,999 --> 00:28:53,702
Have you guys
back at the house.

603
00:28:53,834 --> 00:28:55,469
Oh, you know,
whoever doesn't die

604
00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:58,072
from an $80,000 bender.
Bro, you're so dramatic.

605
00:28:58,205 --> 00:29:00,174
I'm trying to set
you guys up to live.

606
00:29:00,307 --> 00:29:02,076
- Why?
-  You should be all about this.

607
00:29:02,209 --> 00:29:03,143
Yeah.

608
00:29:03,277 --> 00:29:04,745
Hey,
I'd look forward to it.

609
00:29:04,878 --> 00:29:06,247
The tourney,
not the relapse.

610
00:29:06,380 --> 00:29:07,982
Never gonna happen,
fellas, 'cause Pete.

611
00:29:08,115 --> 00:29:09,651
The teams on here. Man.

612
00:29:09,783 --> 00:29:11,051
It says no pros.

613
00:29:11,185 --> 00:29:12,687
It's gonna be
a bunch of office teams

614
00:29:12,820 --> 00:29:14,488
and firemen teams
and shit like that.

615
00:29:14,623 --> 00:29:15,756
Cafeteria workers.

616
00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:16,890
MILFs.

617
00:29:17,024 --> 00:29:18,759
Oh, MILFs, dawg.

618
00:29:18,892 --> 00:29:20,160
<i>Deep right field.</i>

619
00:29:20,294 --> 00:29:21,663
<i>Betts goes back to the wall</i>
<i>and it's gone!</i>

620
00:29:21,795 --> 00:29:23,732
Fuck yeah, JD!

621
00:29:23,864 --> 00:29:24,798
Fuck Kershaw.

622
00:29:24,932 --> 00:29:25,866
Hell yeah.

623
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,034
One run, relax.

624
00:29:27,167 --> 00:29:28,402
Hey, <i>tontos,</i>

625
00:29:28,536 --> 00:29:30,104
traded those nosebleeds
for some fine cuisine.

626
00:29:30,237 --> 00:29:31,939
Solid work, Diego!

627
00:29:32,072 --> 00:29:34,041
Guys, guys, guys!

628
00:29:34,174 --> 00:29:35,209
Guys!

629
00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:37,244
Sammy OD'ed.

630
00:29:37,378 --> 00:29:38,345
No fucking way.

631
00:29:38,479 --> 00:29:39,913
Fuck!

632
00:29:40,682 --> 00:29:41,982
He's fucking dead.

633
00:29:42,116 --> 00:29:44,285
Man.
He's fucking dead.

634
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:47,589
Morris, you know
he had your bed

635
00:29:47,722 --> 00:29:48,757
before you got here,
right?

636
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:54,828
Way to ruin
a good time, man.
Shut the fuck up, Garvey.

637
00:29:54,962 --> 00:29:56,964
This is serious, fellas!

638
00:29:58,899 --> 00:30:00,167
Fuck!

639
00:30:08,942 --> 00:30:10,177
Damn.

640
00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:15,249
Stop it.

641
00:30:16,050 --> 00:30:17,851
Hey, stop it, man.

642
00:30:19,754 --> 00:30:21,255
I told you to stop it!

643
00:30:21,388 --> 00:30:24,258
- Yo, get Kung Fu Panda off me, man.
-  Hey, hey, hey.

644
00:30:24,391 --> 00:30:25,926
Panda?
More like a koala, dude.

645
00:30:26,060 --> 00:30:27,662
Pete, what you up to
on the computer, man?

646
00:30:27,796 --> 00:30:29,196
You know what I'm doing?

647
00:30:29,330 --> 00:30:31,065
I'm looking at the tape of
Cruise trying to kill you.

648
00:30:31,198 --> 00:30:32,767
I would've killed you too.

649
00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:34,968
You're a grown man, dude.

650
00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:37,237
You gotta work on
your impulsivity.

651
00:30:37,971 --> 00:30:39,073
You gotta ask yourself

652
00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:41,408
why you feel
so comfortable with chaos

653
00:30:41,543 --> 00:30:44,945
when you have
a complete disregard
for everybody else around you?

654
00:30:45,846 --> 00:30:47,247
Hey,
let's see the tape, Pete.

655
00:30:47,381 --> 00:30:49,450
I'm not gonna play the tape.
Hey, wake up Garvey.

656
00:30:49,584 --> 00:30:51,318
Garvey! Come on, Garvey!
Come on, dawg.

657
00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:52,986
Let's see the footage.
Let's see the tape.

658
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:54,221
You want to see it?

659
00:30:54,355 --> 00:30:55,489
- You want to see it?
- Yeah!

660
00:30:55,623 --> 00:30:57,792
Yeah, all right.
Gather round. Here you go.

661
00:30:57,925 --> 00:30:58,992
Boom.

662
00:30:59,126 --> 00:31:00,562
That's not a tape.

663
00:31:00,695 --> 00:31:02,597
It's the softball
tournament, y'all.

664
00:31:02,731 --> 00:31:04,365
That's right.
I filled out the application

665
00:31:04,498 --> 00:31:06,033
and I paid the entry fee.
It's over.

666
00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:07,901
Oh, hell no, man.

667
00:31:08,035 --> 00:31:09,136
- Softball?
- Come on.

668
00:31:09,269 --> 00:31:10,572
It's gonna be great
for all of us.

669
00:31:10,705 --> 00:31:13,407
And I also drew up a contract
regarding the money.

670
00:31:13,541 --> 00:31:17,010
Nobody gets a dime unless
you do a full year sober.

671
00:31:17,144 --> 00:31:18,847
That's a lot of
pressure, gang.

672
00:31:18,979 --> 00:31:20,447
Ain't this supposed to be
day at a time?

673
00:31:20,582 --> 00:31:22,082
That's how we get through.
 One day at a time.

674
00:31:22,216 --> 00:31:23,752
Sounds shady.
Yeah.

675
00:31:23,884 --> 00:31:25,854
Who's gonna keep you
from spending
the money, huh, Pete?

676
00:31:25,986 --> 00:31:27,421
I thought about
that too, Garvey.

677
00:31:27,555 --> 00:31:29,624
That's why I set up an escrow
account for each of you.

678
00:31:29,758 --> 00:31:31,291
Easy fucking does it.

679
00:31:31,425 --> 00:31:33,093
And you're gonna need a coach.

680
00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:36,196
I'm not doing it, all right?
There's no fucking way.

681
00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:39,299
You need to pick out a team name
so I can order the jerseys.

682
00:31:39,433 --> 00:31:40,968
Everything starts in five days

683
00:31:41,101 --> 00:31:43,437
and none of this
interferes with our program.

684
00:31:43,571 --> 00:31:44,706
Mm-hmm.

685
00:31:44,839 --> 00:31:46,073
Cruise.

686
00:31:47,241 --> 00:31:49,176
I want to apologize
for being an asshole, man.

687
00:31:49,309 --> 00:31:52,614
Hitting your chicken wing
out your hand like that
across the room wasn't cool.

688
00:31:52,747 --> 00:31:55,683
If there's anything
I can do to make it right,
let me know.

689
00:31:56,483 --> 00:31:57,719
Morris, Garvey,

690
00:31:57,852 --> 00:31:59,821
same with the sock thing.

691
00:31:59,953 --> 00:32:01,422
It was childish.

692
00:32:01,556 --> 00:32:03,323
I didn't mean to cause
no friction between y'all.

693
00:32:03,457 --> 00:32:04,124
We family.

694
00:32:04,258 --> 00:32:05,627
That's right.

695
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:06,994
That's right,
that's right, that's right.

696
00:32:07,127 --> 00:32:08,530
That's right.

697
00:32:09,930 --> 00:32:12,834
I love you too, bro.
And it's okay.

698
00:32:12,966 --> 00:32:15,035
And I'm sorry
I tried to murder you.

699
00:32:19,039 --> 00:32:21,108
Felt good. Felt good.

700
00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,578
Anybody else
want to make amends?

701
00:32:25,045 --> 00:32:28,182
How about
Sweet Dreams Backdoor Sliders?

702
00:32:30,552 --> 00:32:32,953
I'm not playing unless
I get to pick the team name.

703
00:32:33,086 --> 00:32:36,023
And you guys can't win
shit without me, so...

704
00:32:36,156 --> 00:32:37,592
Whatever, Garvey.

705
00:32:37,725 --> 00:32:39,026
He's right.

706
00:32:41,696 --> 00:32:42,730
Garvey...

707
00:32:43,565 --> 00:32:45,700
I'm sorry
I pissed in your pillow.

708
00:32:45,834 --> 00:32:48,101
That was hilarious.

709
00:32:50,471 --> 00:32:51,506
And?

710
00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:58,312
And I can
make it up to you?

711
00:32:59,681 --> 00:33:00,715
All right.

712
00:33:03,417 --> 00:33:06,153
Be the coach, Big Time.

713
00:33:08,455 --> 00:33:11,291
I appreciate the sentiment,
but I'm not the guy.

714
00:33:11,425 --> 00:33:14,027
But you did ask
if you could
make it up to him, Morris.

715
00:33:14,161 --> 00:33:16,096
Be the coach.

716
00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:18,065
Be the coach.

717
00:33:18,198 --> 00:33:20,602
Be the coach!

718
00:33:20,735 --> 00:33:22,035
Be the coach!

719
00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:23,805
Be the coach!

720
00:33:23,938 --> 00:33:25,840
Be the coach!

721
00:33:25,974 --> 00:33:27,107
Be the coach!

722
00:33:27,241 --> 00:33:28,776
- We have to practice.
- Yeah!

723
00:33:28,910 --> 00:33:31,211
I'm gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my bat.

724
00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:32,614
Why?

725
00:33:32,747 --> 00:33:34,582
You're already
a huge dick.

726
00:33:35,717 --> 00:33:36,651
Motherfucker.

727
00:33:38,352 --> 00:33:40,454
- Get one.
- Hot out here.

728
00:33:41,154 --> 00:33:42,657
Mike D.
Nice, Mike.

729
00:33:42,790 --> 00:33:44,024
Mike D.

730
00:33:45,425 --> 00:33:46,426
Right in the pecker.

731
00:33:46,561 --> 00:33:48,796
Fuck!
I felt that.

732
00:33:50,565 --> 00:33:53,100
First base!

733
00:33:53,735 --> 00:33:54,769
Oh, boy.

734
00:33:54,903 --> 00:33:58,338
I have about six days
and, uh...

735
00:33:59,139 --> 00:34:00,708
Nice!

736
00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:02,276
Hope I get to seven.

737
00:34:02,877 --> 00:34:04,077
All right, Pete.
Get two.

738
00:34:04,211 --> 00:34:05,345
Get on base.
Touch it. There you go.

739
00:34:05,479 --> 00:34:07,582
Throw it.
First, first. Come on!

740
00:34:07,715 --> 00:34:09,617
Come on.
You're not even
trying, Cruise.

741
00:34:09,751 --> 00:34:12,452
I couldn't see it!
Might as well put
a lawn gnome on first base.

742
00:34:12,587 --> 00:34:13,487
What the fuck?

743
00:34:22,129 --> 00:34:23,665
"Field of Sweet Dreams."

744
00:34:25,132 --> 00:34:26,834
- Too wholesome.
- "Fever Pitch."

745
00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:28,135
Yeah.

746
00:34:28,268 --> 00:34:31,104
Got under it.
Fuck!

747
00:34:31,238 --> 00:34:32,272
That's all you, Stew.

748
00:34:32,406 --> 00:34:34,609
Whoo!

749
00:34:39,179 --> 00:34:40,113
My sister says...

750
00:34:41,950 --> 00:34:43,685
Come on, man!
What the fuck?

751
00:34:46,521 --> 00:34:48,890
"Come Together."
"Come Together."

752
00:34:49,023 --> 00:34:50,424
Yeah, by The Skeatles.

753
00:34:54,562 --> 00:34:55,495
Yeah!

754
00:35:03,571 --> 00:35:05,873
Load up on that back foot.
Drive off the back foot, okay?

755
00:35:06,007 --> 00:35:08,442
You've taken enough balls to the face.
 Let's go!

756
00:35:08,576 --> 00:35:09,309
Back arm...

757
00:35:09,443 --> 00:35:12,013
Back leg and push.

758
00:35:12,145 --> 00:35:13,715
"Fentanyl in the Family."

759
00:35:15,617 --> 00:35:17,217
How about
"No Glove, No Love?"

760
00:35:18,953 --> 00:35:20,220
It's about sex.

761
00:35:21,321 --> 00:35:22,757
Come on.
Let's hit a Hobbit home run.

762
00:35:23,992 --> 00:35:25,225
Cruise.

763
00:35:25,359 --> 00:35:26,761
How the fuck
are you hitting them shits?

764
00:35:26,894 --> 00:35:28,763
I'm pretending
that they're rice balls.

765
00:35:30,330 --> 00:35:31,431
Good to see you.

766
00:35:31,566 --> 00:35:33,568
You're Morris, bro?
Morris, yeah.

767
00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:41,408
Dudes,
you guys have no idea.

768
00:35:41,542 --> 00:35:45,245
I literally peed in the bed
every night for years.

769
00:35:45,379 --> 00:35:48,983
I used to take
this workout pill filled
with ephedrine-- it's speed.

770
00:35:49,117 --> 00:35:50,450
And I used to drink,
pass out,

771
00:35:50,585 --> 00:35:52,152
but my body would keep going.

772
00:35:52,285 --> 00:35:53,855
I pissed in corners,
laundry baskets,

773
00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:55,523
women, some guy named Benji.

774
00:35:55,657 --> 00:35:57,224
He's my half cousin,
but we still fuck--

775
00:35:57,357 --> 00:35:58,926
Fellas, jerseys.

776
00:35:59,060 --> 00:36:01,896
Yo, let's go.
We didn't even
pick a name.

777
00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:04,132
What the hell?

778
00:36:04,264 --> 00:36:05,800
No fuckin' way.

779
00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,770
They must've fucked it up.
Are you serious, bro?

780
00:36:08,903 --> 00:36:11,773
Well the C is pretty close
to the D on the keyboard, so...

781
00:36:11,906 --> 00:36:12,974
I can fix them.

782
00:36:13,107 --> 00:36:14,108
Shit, I figured
you'd love them.

783
00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:15,275
Someone better
fix this shit.

784
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:17,277
I kinda like them, bro.

785
00:36:17,411 --> 00:36:19,047
Come on, bro.
Me too.

786
00:36:19,179 --> 00:36:20,114
This is sus.

787
00:36:41,769 --> 00:36:43,604
Okay, guys.
Let's bring it in.

788
00:36:45,439 --> 00:36:47,374
Gonna take the field
and practice a little defense

789
00:36:47,508 --> 00:36:48,710
before the other team gets here.

790
00:36:48,843 --> 00:36:50,511
Yo, you think we got here
early enough, bro?

791
00:36:50,645 --> 00:36:52,446
What the fuck else
do you guys have to do today?

792
00:36:52,580 --> 00:36:54,448
Get some Vitamin D,
Mike D.
Oh, you know it.

793
00:36:54,582 --> 00:36:56,651
Guys, let's not forget
about 80 fucking grand!

794
00:36:56,784 --> 00:36:58,285
Eighty grand, baby.
Eighty Gs!

795
00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:00,454
That's the only reason
I'm here.

796
00:37:00,588 --> 00:37:01,756
Come on, Dip.

797
00:37:01,889 --> 00:37:03,658
Holy shit.

798
00:37:07,962 --> 00:37:09,831
Man,
look at these fools.

799
00:37:11,632 --> 00:37:14,035
I've always played better
with a buzz.

800
00:37:14,168 --> 00:37:16,938
Sweet Creams!
Nice team name.

801
00:37:17,772 --> 00:37:19,207
Hey,
the jerseys are a hit.

802
00:37:21,209 --> 00:37:22,442
Hey.

803
00:37:23,111 --> 00:37:24,344
Morris?

804
00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:27,414
Yo, it's Bobby Busby.

805
00:37:27,548 --> 00:37:28,549
What's up?

806
00:37:28,683 --> 00:37:30,417
Yo, this fool is crazy.

807
00:37:30,551 --> 00:37:32,019
Good to see you, bro.

808
00:37:32,153 --> 00:37:34,488
Yo, you used to do
that thing
with your ball sac.

809
00:37:34,622 --> 00:37:37,525
He whips the shit out
and then stretches it,

810
00:37:37,658 --> 00:37:39,127
and right before
you take your shot,

811
00:37:39,259 --> 00:37:42,362
he'll set his beer on
his stretched-out ball sac.

812
00:37:42,496 --> 00:37:46,299
He uses his stretched-out
ball sac as a coaster.

813
00:37:47,568 --> 00:37:49,504
It's good to see you, man.

814
00:37:49,637 --> 00:37:51,271
Are you still in Venice?

815
00:37:52,073 --> 00:37:53,975
No, I live with these guys.

816
00:37:56,376 --> 00:37:57,344
All of 'em?

817
00:37:57,477 --> 00:38:00,248
Something like that.
Cool, man.

818
00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:02,250
Hey, we're about to
whip your ass

819
00:38:02,382 --> 00:38:05,219
like I used to whip you
in pool.

820
00:38:05,352 --> 00:38:06,754
Let's go!

821
00:38:09,090 --> 00:38:10,224
A human coaster?

822
00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:11,859
I'm gonna have to
try that one, bro.

823
00:38:11,993 --> 00:38:13,828
Don't get testy, Morris.

824
00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:16,597
Nobody put any drinks
on their testicles.

825
00:38:16,731 --> 00:38:19,100
All right,
let's keep it clean.

826
00:38:19,233 --> 00:38:20,433
Okay?

827
00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:21,602
I know we're playing
for some dough here,

828
00:38:21,736 --> 00:38:23,237
but it's still softball.

829
00:38:23,370 --> 00:38:25,273
All right? So listen up.

830
00:38:25,405 --> 00:38:27,542
Pitches must clear
the height of the batter.

831
00:38:27,675 --> 00:38:29,476
Okay? Count starts
one and one.

832
00:38:29,610 --> 00:38:31,179
No leading off.

833
00:38:31,311 --> 00:38:32,345
No bunts.

834
00:38:32,479 --> 00:38:34,081
And if the ball
goes out of play,

835
00:38:34,215 --> 00:38:35,550
that's only one extra base.

836
00:38:35,683 --> 00:38:37,384
Not two. Not three.

837
00:38:37,518 --> 00:38:38,753
All right?

838
00:38:39,386 --> 00:38:40,588
Sweet Creams?

839
00:38:40,721 --> 00:38:42,523
Really?

840
00:38:43,423 --> 00:38:44,457
All right.

841
00:38:44,592 --> 00:38:45,993
Got your lineups?

842
00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:47,494
Here you go.

843
00:38:47,628 --> 00:38:49,462
Everybody's batting.

844
00:38:51,364 --> 00:38:52,300
I'm only counting eight.

845
00:38:52,432 --> 00:38:53,668
What?

846
00:38:54,769 --> 00:38:57,071
We had nine when we--
What the--

847
00:38:57,205 --> 00:38:58,539
Hold on.

848
00:38:59,140 --> 00:39:00,641
Yo, who are we missing?

849
00:39:00,775 --> 00:39:03,778
Stacey looked pretty wobbly
when we left the bar.

850
00:39:03,911 --> 00:39:05,313
We left her?

851
00:39:05,445 --> 00:39:06,681
Fuck.

852
00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:08,983
Uh, it's cool.

853
00:39:09,116 --> 00:39:10,852
Um, so we forgot someone.
We're gonna play with eight.

854
00:39:10,985 --> 00:39:12,987
Sorry, my man,
you gotta have nine.

855
00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:15,122
You got about five minutes
to figure out

856
00:39:15,256 --> 00:39:17,457
what you're gonna do
before you guys gotta forfeit.

857
00:39:17,592 --> 00:39:20,761
I don't know,
ask Sweet Creams here
if they have an extra guy.

858
00:39:22,096 --> 00:39:23,363
No.

859
00:39:24,665 --> 00:39:25,900
Get one here.
Here you go.

860
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:27,568
Thanks, man.
I'll pay you later.

861
00:39:27,702 --> 00:39:29,436
My money's in escrow.
No problem.

862
00:39:29,570 --> 00:39:31,038
Hey, Sweet Creams.

863
00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:34,275
Lucky day for you idiots.
You win by forfeit.

864
00:39:34,407 --> 00:39:36,711
<i>¡Eso!</i>
All right, all right.

865
00:39:36,844 --> 00:39:38,913
Enjoy your victory.
All right.

866
00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:41,015
Let's go home, fellas!
Hey, Blue!

867
00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:42,216
Yeah?

868
00:39:42,350 --> 00:39:43,718
Can we play anyways?

869
00:39:43,851 --> 00:39:45,553
Whatever they want to do, man.
I don't give a shit.

870
00:39:45,686 --> 00:39:47,021
I'm getting paid either way.

871
00:39:47,555 --> 00:39:49,090
Yo, ding-dongs!

872
00:39:49,223 --> 00:39:52,059
You guys want to play anyways?
I mean, we're already here.

873
00:39:52,193 --> 00:39:53,426
Fuck yeah!

874
00:39:53,561 --> 00:39:55,763
All right, fellas, come on.

875
00:39:55,897 --> 00:39:57,365
Let's do it!
Yeah, guys? Come on.

876
00:39:57,497 --> 00:39:58,465
Come on, buddy.

877
00:39:58,599 --> 00:39:59,901
Let's have some fun.

878
00:40:01,401 --> 00:40:02,803
All right.

879
00:40:02,937 --> 00:40:03,671
We bat first.

880
00:40:03,804 --> 00:40:05,139
Whoo!
Jake, you're up.

881
00:40:05,273 --> 00:40:06,406
Come on, Jake!
Jakey!

882
00:40:06,540 --> 00:40:07,842
Come on, Jake!

883
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,343
- You got this.
- Hey, Morris!

884
00:40:09,476 --> 00:40:11,646
No dick tricks!
We got chicks on our team!

885
00:40:14,282 --> 00:40:15,516
All right.

886
00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:18,451
Good times.

887
00:40:19,419 --> 00:40:21,421
Level swing, Jake!

888
00:40:21,555 --> 00:40:23,291
Come on, Jake.
You got it, baby.

889
00:40:31,098 --> 00:40:32,166
Let's go, Jake!

890
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:35,803
Go, go, go, go, go, go!

891
00:40:37,204 --> 00:40:39,407
Come on, Jake!
You let a drunk girl
throw you out?

892
00:40:39,540 --> 00:40:41,142
Come on, Diego.
Come on, Diego.

893
00:40:41,776 --> 00:40:43,577
Strike, batter out.

894
00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:45,346
You have to swing.

895
00:40:45,478 --> 00:40:47,315
Hey, you're out.
Back to the dugout.

896
00:40:48,015 --> 00:40:50,718
You're out.
Oh. Thanks.

897
00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:52,987
That's you, Mike D!

898
00:40:58,759 --> 00:41:00,928
About to take my nuts
for a walk.

899
00:41:16,143 --> 00:41:18,179
He's like running,
but slower.

900
00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:21,215
Way to hustle, bro.

901
00:41:22,016 --> 00:41:23,517
I let fucking Mardi Gras
get me out?

902
00:41:23,651 --> 00:41:24,652
Jesus Christ.

903
00:41:24,785 --> 00:41:26,620
Next time.
Way to hustle, buddy.

904
00:41:29,323 --> 00:41:31,225
Got it, got it, got it, got it.

905
00:41:31,993 --> 00:41:33,027
Fuck!

906
00:41:33,794 --> 00:41:36,664
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.

907
00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:40,868
Somebody throw it!

908
00:41:43,537 --> 00:41:45,139
Do better, man.
Do better!
Oh, come on.

909
00:41:47,408 --> 00:41:48,642
Ball. Take a base.

910
00:41:49,477 --> 00:41:51,345
I fucked your mom
last night, bro.

911
00:41:51,479 --> 00:41:52,480
Ball.

912
00:41:52,613 --> 00:41:55,082
Ball. Ball.
Come on.

913
00:41:56,384 --> 00:41:57,618
Take a base.

914
00:41:58,386 --> 00:41:59,620
Fuck!

915
00:42:06,761 --> 00:42:08,462
Nice catch, dickass!

916
00:42:08,596 --> 00:42:10,031
The fuck you just say?
Yo, yo, chill.

917
00:42:10,164 --> 00:42:11,932
What the fuck?
You motherfucker!

918
00:42:12,066 --> 00:42:14,201
...outta your goddamn mouth!
Okay!

919
00:42:14,335 --> 00:42:15,636
Hey! Hey!

920
00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,438
Knock it off.

921
00:42:17,571 --> 00:42:19,273
Not on my field!
Pete, chill out.

922
00:42:19,407 --> 00:42:21,876
Clear it out
or you're both disqualified.

923
00:42:22,810 --> 00:42:25,046
We know, Pete. Damn.
Chill, man. We know.

924
00:42:25,179 --> 00:42:27,181
Ump,
you got ex-cons out here?

925
00:42:28,015 --> 00:42:30,084
Stewie, what was up
with that catch, bro?

926
00:42:30,217 --> 00:42:31,886
For real. You been
holding out on us, bro.

927
00:42:32,019 --> 00:42:34,221
We weren't that bad.
Did you see the score?

928
00:42:34,355 --> 00:42:35,723
We got our shit rocked.

929
00:42:35,856 --> 00:42:37,558
Yeah,
they were drunk as shit.
Don't forget.

930
00:42:37,691 --> 00:42:39,627
Later, pussies!

931
00:42:41,796 --> 00:42:44,031
Yo, they fucking sucked, dude.

932
00:42:44,165 --> 00:42:45,466
Fuck you.

933
00:42:45,599 --> 00:42:46,834
Yo, we got a gift today.

934
00:42:46,967 --> 00:42:48,436
That's some higher power shit,
huh, Pete?

935
00:42:48,569 --> 00:42:49,937
Yeah, my little miracle.

936
00:42:50,071 --> 00:42:52,306
Pussies?
Man, fuck that noise!

937
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,075
Shit, even when we win,
we lose.

938
00:42:54,208 --> 00:42:56,977
Shit, I don't know, bro.
Looks like I got
a car full of pussy.

939
00:42:58,879 --> 00:43:01,082
I need to get
some methadone, boys.

940
00:43:01,215 --> 00:43:04,051
- That's crazy.
- Fucking Garvey's stupid.

941
00:43:09,890 --> 00:43:13,528
Look, I don't know
if I'm the one
to be coaching this team.

942
00:43:13,661 --> 00:43:15,530
Stop it, man.
You're undefeated.

943
00:43:15,663 --> 00:43:17,298
Oh, God.

944
00:43:22,670 --> 00:43:23,904
Hello?

945
00:43:25,106 --> 00:43:26,140
Yeah.

946
00:43:27,208 --> 00:43:28,375
Pete! Phone!

947
00:43:28,510 --> 00:43:29,743
He's not here.

948
00:43:33,114 --> 00:43:34,715
This is Pete.

949
00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:42,356
Yeah, this is
definitely a mistake.

950
00:43:44,526 --> 00:43:45,759
Yeah.

951
00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:48,162
We'll get it taken care of.

952
00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:52,266
You too. Thanks.

953
00:43:58,540 --> 00:43:59,707
What was that about?

954
00:43:59,840 --> 00:44:01,675
He said the house
is going up for auction

955
00:44:01,809 --> 00:44:02,877
in three weeks.

956
00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:04,613
- What the fuck?
- Coming down!

957
00:44:04,745 --> 00:44:05,946
The house is
going up for auction.

958
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:07,448
Just dropped the kids
off at the pool.

959
00:44:07,582 --> 00:44:08,883
Barbarians were at the gate.

960
00:44:09,016 --> 00:44:10,552
Why is the house
up for auction?

961
00:44:10,684 --> 00:44:11,685
What the fuck, Pete?

962
00:44:11,819 --> 00:44:12,953
Auction? What the fuck?

963
00:44:13,087 --> 00:44:14,321
It's not what
you guys think, okay?

964
00:44:14,455 --> 00:44:16,257
What's going on?
Just take a deep breath.

965
00:44:16,390 --> 00:44:18,292
Let's see Pete try
and weasel his way
out of this one, huh?

966
00:44:18,425 --> 00:44:20,261
This is not a high-priced
shooting gallery.

967
00:44:20,394 --> 00:44:21,962
What does that mean?

968
00:44:22,096 --> 00:44:24,798
It means this is not
a place that collects
large sums of money

969
00:44:24,932 --> 00:44:26,433
just to screw guys over

970
00:44:26,568 --> 00:44:28,969
and let them out
into the world
and relapse and die.

971
00:44:29,103 --> 00:44:32,072
I'm trying to create
lasting change with you guys.

972
00:44:33,007 --> 00:44:35,342
Sometimes when you have
a balanced amount of guys,

973
00:44:35,476 --> 00:44:38,979
it just doesn't create
a fortunate income. Okay?

974
00:44:42,216 --> 00:44:44,785
Some of you know
that my dad's been sick,

975
00:44:44,919 --> 00:44:47,121
and I dug myself into a hole.

976
00:44:47,254 --> 00:44:49,823
Consolidated the mortgage
a couple of times,

977
00:44:49,957 --> 00:44:52,393
and I'm in
a little bit of a spot.

978
00:44:54,428 --> 00:44:57,998
Man. Put everything
I have into this place.

979
00:45:00,167 --> 00:45:02,703
Maybe that's why
I was on edge at the game.

980
00:45:07,808 --> 00:45:09,043
I'm sorry.

981
00:45:12,379 --> 00:45:15,049
You got ten guys here right now
that need this place.

982
00:45:15,182 --> 00:45:16,685
Without this place,
we all gonna die.

983
00:45:16,817 --> 00:45:18,018
Don't be so dramatic, Jake.

984
00:45:18,152 --> 00:45:19,621
You're on
a fucking scholarship anyway.

985
00:45:19,753 --> 00:45:21,188
Wait, I'm paying
for Jake to get sober?

986
00:45:21,322 --> 00:45:23,123
Your mom's paying, bro.
I'm on a scholarship too.

987
00:45:23,257 --> 00:45:24,659
We can't all have rich parents.

988
00:45:24,792 --> 00:45:26,827
She's spending my money?
Okay. That money's mine.

989
00:45:26,961 --> 00:45:28,229
Dude, I got nowhere else to go.

990
00:45:28,362 --> 00:45:29,797
The only place I can
afford to live is the Valley

991
00:45:29,930 --> 00:45:31,065
and I'm not moving there.

992
00:45:31,198 --> 00:45:32,833
- My plug lives there.
- Eighty grand.

993
00:45:32,967 --> 00:45:34,134
- Eighty grand.
- Yeah.

994
00:45:34,268 --> 00:45:36,003
The tournament.
Eighty grand.

995
00:45:36,136 --> 00:45:37,938
- That's genius, Stew.
- Eighty Gs ain't nothing.

996
00:45:38,072 --> 00:45:40,941
Guys, just let it go, okay?
Just please let it go.

997
00:45:41,075 --> 00:45:42,776
No way are we
fucking letting it go.

998
00:45:42,910 --> 00:45:45,312
I don't wanna go
to another sober living.

999
00:45:45,446 --> 00:45:49,016
We are 1 and 0, and it is
a double elimination tournament.

1000
00:45:49,149 --> 00:45:50,719
That's what
I'm talking about, bro.

1001
00:45:50,851 --> 00:45:52,687
We're close.
 That's what I'm talking about.

1002
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:53,954
Fuck, I'm really sorry, guys.

1003
00:45:54,088 --> 00:45:55,489
Fuck that bad attitude.

1004
00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:57,659
You're always talking
about a positive mental state.

1005
00:45:57,791 --> 00:45:58,892
Let's win this motherfucker.

1006
00:45:59,026 --> 00:46:00,394
How you gonna quit on us?

1007
00:46:01,495 --> 00:46:04,298
Lace 'em up, bitch.
Let's go.
Let's go.

1008
00:46:04,431 --> 00:46:05,366
Okay.

1009
00:46:06,767 --> 00:46:08,102
- Hell yeah!
- Let's do it!

1010
00:46:08,235 --> 00:46:10,337
<i>Yeah, you fuckers!</i>

1011
00:46:26,621 --> 00:46:27,988
Shit, this is it.

1012
00:46:32,192 --> 00:46:33,394
You said our man Morris

1013
00:46:33,528 --> 00:46:35,697
used to be a big-time
music video director?

1014
00:46:35,829 --> 00:46:37,398
I never heard
this shit in my life, G.

1015
00:46:37,532 --> 00:46:39,833
Bro, this was
triple platinum in '95.

1016
00:46:39,967 --> 00:46:41,435
You need to stop
orbiting the planet Dip

1017
00:46:41,569 --> 00:46:43,037
and join the rest of us
in the universe.

1018
00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:45,005
Man, they used to
give out plaques like hotcakes

1019
00:46:45,139 --> 00:46:46,907
back in the day, bro.

1020
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:48,309
Yo, Morris, this you?

1021
00:46:48,442 --> 00:46:50,811
The underwear model say
you a big-time director.

1022
00:46:51,546 --> 00:46:53,648
Oh, you famous famous, huh?

1023
00:46:53,782 --> 00:46:55,983
Our boy Morris used to
be the man.

1024
00:46:56,116 --> 00:46:58,018
- Yeah, used to be.
- That's cold.

1025
00:46:58,152 --> 00:46:59,953
- Don't be a hater, dude.
- Whatever, bro.

1026
00:47:03,857 --> 00:47:05,259
Yeah?

1027
00:47:05,392 --> 00:47:08,596
Song's gonna be
stuck in my head all day.

1028
00:47:08,730 --> 00:47:09,963
Think quick.

1029
00:47:11,098 --> 00:47:12,734
Congrats,
you're off restrictions.

1030
00:47:12,866 --> 00:47:14,168
Seriously?
Yeah, man.

1031
00:47:14,301 --> 00:47:16,904
Way to step up with
the softball, chores and shit.

1032
00:47:17,037 --> 00:47:18,673
You might make it outta here.

1033
00:47:18,807 --> 00:47:21,475
I don't think I've been
more than two days
without drinking

1034
00:47:21,609 --> 00:47:22,811
in the last 15 years.

1035
00:47:22,943 --> 00:47:24,579
It gets better.

1036
00:47:24,713 --> 00:47:26,113
Oh, better than Sweet Dreams?

1037
00:47:26,246 --> 00:47:28,382
I know it's hard to imagine,
but it gets better.

1038
00:47:44,098 --> 00:47:46,467
Fuck.

1039
00:47:50,237 --> 00:47:51,472
<i>Hi, Dad.</i>

1040
00:47:52,607 --> 00:47:54,108
<i>I miss you a lot.</i>

1041
00:47:56,009 --> 00:48:00,314
<i>Don't tell Mom I called</i>
<i>'cause she's really mad at you.</i>

1042
00:48:03,117 --> 00:48:05,653
<i>I'm sorry</i>
<i>I got you in trouble.</i>

1043
00:48:08,222 --> 00:48:09,591
<i>I'd better go.</i>

1044
00:48:13,160 --> 00:48:15,162
All right,
let's get it started, yeah?

1045
00:48:15,295 --> 00:48:16,997
All right, welcome to FRAG.

1046
00:48:17,131 --> 00:48:19,500
"Fear, resentment,
anger and gratitude."

1047
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:22,436
What we like to
call in our version

1048
00:48:22,570 --> 00:48:23,937
our tenth step.

1049
00:48:24,071 --> 00:48:25,673
All right, Ced.

1050
00:48:25,807 --> 00:48:26,974
Doing good?
Yeah.

1051
00:48:27,107 --> 00:48:28,409
Nice of you to join us.

1052
00:48:28,543 --> 00:48:29,943
Why don't you get started, yeah?

1053
00:48:30,077 --> 00:48:31,513
Serious?
Yeah.

1054
00:48:31,646 --> 00:48:32,980
Fuck.

1055
00:48:33,113 --> 00:48:34,948
Um, Cedric.

1056
00:48:35,082 --> 00:48:36,483
Addict. Alcoholic.

1057
00:48:36,618 --> 00:48:38,919
- What's up?
- Ced!

1058
00:48:39,052 --> 00:48:40,988
Um, fear.

1059
00:48:41,121 --> 00:48:43,123
I think we all got
the same fears.

1060
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:47,060
But for real, fuck that team.

1061
00:48:47,194 --> 00:48:50,197
They get to go out every night
and have fun and drink.

1062
00:48:50,330 --> 00:48:51,999
Chill with girls and shit.

1063
00:48:52,132 --> 00:48:53,233
Meanwhile, we're sitting here,

1064
00:48:53,367 --> 00:48:55,436
a bunch of sober dicks
not doing shit.

1065
00:48:56,303 --> 00:48:58,472
They smoked us too,
in case y'all forgot.

1066
00:48:58,972 --> 00:48:59,908
Like a crack rock.

1067
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,543
What about gratitude, Ced?

1068
00:49:02,276 --> 00:49:03,477
I'm grateful.

1069
00:49:04,278 --> 00:49:05,880
I didn't go 0 for 5 like Diego.

1070
00:49:06,013 --> 00:49:07,414
You gotta learn
how to swing, my G.

1071
00:49:07,549 --> 00:49:08,716
Oh, he swings.

1072
00:49:08,850 --> 00:49:10,083
All right, easy, Mike. Easy.

1073
00:49:10,217 --> 00:49:12,119
Oh, come on.
Jake.

1074
00:49:12,252 --> 00:49:14,756
Alcoholic and K fanatic.

1075
00:49:14,889 --> 00:49:16,724
Jake.

1076
00:49:16,858 --> 00:49:18,091
Fuck those guys.

1077
00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:20,829
And fuck that girl
for calling us pussies too.

1078
00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:23,030
But why?
Why does that bother me?

1079
00:49:23,163 --> 00:49:24,998
Is there a way to use my anger,

1080
00:49:25,132 --> 00:49:27,869
but do it with
dignity and integrity?

1081
00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:30,672
I'm grateful we one and nothing,
but I can't lie to y'all.

1082
00:49:30,805 --> 00:49:33,508
I'm definitely scared of
that next team though.

1083
00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:39,246
Tom.

1084
00:49:39,379 --> 00:49:41,081
Alcoholic and food bitch.

1085
00:49:41,215 --> 00:49:43,518
Cruise.

1086
00:49:44,351 --> 00:49:45,986
I had fun at the game.

1087
00:49:46,654 --> 00:49:47,522
I know I suck,

1088
00:49:47,655 --> 00:49:48,989
but it was the first time
I had fun

1089
00:49:49,122 --> 00:49:51,391
doing something active
in, like, forever.

1090
00:49:52,359 --> 00:49:53,695
And you guys
are a great group.

1091
00:49:53,828 --> 00:49:56,865
And you have no idea
how much you've helped me.

1092
00:49:56,997 --> 00:50:00,434
I wake up hating myself.

1093
00:50:00,568 --> 00:50:01,736
Yeah.

1094
00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:05,072
It takes me so much to get
out of bed on a daily basis.

1095
00:50:05,205 --> 00:50:08,175
But when you guys make fun
of each other, and me,

1096
00:50:08,308 --> 00:50:10,143
it literally keeps me going.

1097
00:50:11,011 --> 00:50:13,715
You guys inspire me.

1098
00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:17,217
And I know
I have to lose weight.

1099
00:50:18,753 --> 00:50:21,321
I'm scared,
but I-- I have to try.

1100
00:50:21,455 --> 00:50:24,893
I mean, I've been here,
what, five years, Pete?

1101
00:50:25,025 --> 00:50:26,528
Seven.
Seven.

1102
00:50:28,930 --> 00:50:30,163
And, Morris,

1103
00:50:31,465 --> 00:50:33,535
I'm so grateful
you showed up here.

1104
00:50:34,536 --> 00:50:37,170
You've had such
a big impact on me.

1105
00:50:37,839 --> 00:50:39,406
You fucking rock, dude.

1106
00:50:41,943 --> 00:50:46,179
And I-- I'm afraid to
lose the house,
I really am.

1107
00:50:47,281 --> 00:50:49,517
It's a major fear for me.

1108
00:50:49,651 --> 00:50:50,952
Put Stew on first.

1109
00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:55,355
I fucking suck!

1110
00:50:55,489 --> 00:50:57,190
I fucking suck.

1111
00:50:57,324 --> 00:50:59,293
I fucking suck.
You don't suck, bud.

1112
00:50:59,426 --> 00:51:01,930
But, Stewie, you did have
a sick snag though, brother.

1113
00:51:02,062 --> 00:51:04,231
That's right.
That's right. That's right.

1114
00:51:04,364 --> 00:51:05,700
Wanna follow that, Morris?

1115
00:51:06,801 --> 00:51:08,201
Not really.

1116
00:51:10,738 --> 00:51:12,840
Morris. Alcoholic.

1117
00:51:12,974 --> 00:51:14,576
Morris.

1118
00:51:16,076 --> 00:51:17,712
Fear. Uh...

1119
00:51:20,582 --> 00:51:24,552
I'm scared my ex
won't let me
see my daughter again.

1120
00:51:31,059 --> 00:51:32,694
I'm scared
I won't work again.

1121
00:51:34,562 --> 00:51:36,463
I'm scared
I won't be inspired.

1122
00:51:38,398 --> 00:51:40,267
I have so many doubts.

1123
00:51:41,603 --> 00:51:43,905
And I'm so mad at myself.

1124
00:51:44,038 --> 00:51:46,106
Because
I fucking know better.

1125
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,943
But whenever the opportunity
to drink comes up,

1126
00:51:49,077 --> 00:51:54,247
my brain somehow forgets
how unstoppable
the debauchery is.

1127
00:51:57,051 --> 00:52:00,955
How many times
I've driven drunk

1128
00:52:01,089 --> 00:52:03,390
with my daughter in the car?

1129
00:52:03,524 --> 00:52:05,292
Like totally wasted.

1130
00:52:06,293 --> 00:52:07,595
Not just a little.

1131
00:52:10,364 --> 00:52:13,901
And when I fell over
on my bike

1132
00:52:14,936 --> 00:52:16,838
when she was on the back

1133
00:52:16,971 --> 00:52:18,706
and she was three years old.

1134
00:52:20,541 --> 00:52:23,276
And she cried and she cried.

1135
00:52:24,444 --> 00:52:26,346
And I just tried to shake it off

1136
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:29,449
and tried to make her laugh
like some fucking idiot.

1137
00:52:35,023 --> 00:52:36,724
I'm a little lost right now.

1138
00:52:41,294 --> 00:52:42,530
Thanks.

1139
00:52:44,331 --> 00:52:45,566
That's it.

1140
00:52:48,368 --> 00:52:49,937
Shit, I'm sorry.

1141
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:53,508
I'm grateful.

1142
00:52:56,911 --> 00:52:59,279
I'm grateful to
be here with you guys.

1143
00:53:02,717 --> 00:53:05,019
I've had
these tiny, tiny moments

1144
00:53:05,153 --> 00:53:06,821
where my mind gets quiet.

1145
00:53:08,823 --> 00:53:10,958
I'm hoping
for more of those.

1146
00:53:14,095 --> 00:53:15,328
Thanks.

1147
00:53:15,997 --> 00:53:17,364
- Nice.
- Nice.

1148
00:53:17,497 --> 00:53:19,433
Well done, brother.

1149
00:53:20,467 --> 00:53:22,302
My man Morris.

1150
00:54:24,599 --> 00:54:26,299
<i>Why you really</i>
<i>out here, Morris?</i>

1151
00:54:27,367 --> 00:54:30,403
<i>Trying to figure out</i>
<i>what to tell my little girl.</i>

1152
00:54:31,539 --> 00:54:33,674
Like, how do you say,
"Hey, sweetie,

1153
00:54:34,709 --> 00:54:36,177
Daddy's
got a drinking problem

1154
00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:38,880
and that's why
he left you home alone
for 12 hours"?

1155
00:54:40,548 --> 00:54:43,050
That sounds pretty good
right there.

1156
00:54:47,420 --> 00:54:49,356
I never knew my dad.

1157
00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:53,426
Probably why
I'm so fucked up.

1158
00:54:55,830 --> 00:54:58,633
Yeah, when my dad died
that fucked me up too.

1159
00:55:04,304 --> 00:55:06,007
Yeah, let's do it!

1160
00:55:10,678 --> 00:55:12,079
What's up, babe?

1161
00:55:12,213 --> 00:55:13,346
- This fucking guy.
- Hey!

1162
00:55:13,480 --> 00:55:15,249
Daddy's home.

1163
00:55:15,382 --> 00:55:16,918
Let's go. Reno, baby.

1164
00:55:17,051 --> 00:55:18,820
That is no good.

1165
00:55:19,452 --> 00:55:21,321
Weird night, huh, Morris?

1166
00:55:22,824 --> 00:55:23,858
Definitely.

1167
00:56:08,669 --> 00:56:10,403
All right,
you got eight minutes.

1168
00:56:10,538 --> 00:56:11,873
Loosen up.

1169
00:56:14,575 --> 00:56:16,210
Anybody heard
from Garvey?

1170
00:56:16,344 --> 00:56:19,347
Gang,
you know he's locked up
in a hotel room in Reno.

1171
00:56:19,479 --> 00:56:20,982
Say goodbye to the house.

1172
00:56:21,115 --> 00:56:23,050
Never thought
I'd be missing Garvey.

1173
00:56:23,184 --> 00:56:26,153
Yo, if anyone needs
to be positive right now,
it's you, Pete.

1174
00:56:26,287 --> 00:56:27,487
Pull it together, man.

1175
00:56:27,622 --> 00:56:28,623
You're right, Mike D.
You're right.

1176
00:56:28,756 --> 00:56:30,258
Let's get it together, boys.

1177
00:56:30,423 --> 00:56:32,627
- Honestly, we're kind of fucked.
-  Come on, now.

1178
00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:34,729
I'm gonna put Stew at first.

1179
00:56:34,862 --> 00:56:38,599
And let's have
Diego pinch-run for
any of you slowpokes.

1180
00:56:38,733 --> 00:56:40,134
We gotta
score some runs, guys.

1181
00:56:40,268 --> 00:56:41,836
If we score,
we have a chance.

1182
00:56:41,969 --> 00:56:44,538
Defense is getting better,
so let's do this.

1183
00:56:44,672 --> 00:56:46,473
All right.
Go get it.

1184
00:56:46,607 --> 00:56:47,808
So let's do this.

1185
00:56:47,942 --> 00:56:49,977
Let's go.
Come on, man!

1186
00:56:51,612 --> 00:56:52,847
All right.

1187
00:56:53,648 --> 00:56:54,582
Come on, Dip.

1188
00:57:10,865 --> 00:57:13,100
Fuck.

1189
00:57:20,041 --> 00:57:21,976
Safe. You don't
high five the other team.

1190
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:23,711
It's not something
you do in softball.
They're doing so great.

1191
00:57:23,844 --> 00:57:25,046
I said not on my field.
Okay.

1192
00:57:27,715 --> 00:57:29,216
Let's go. Run.

1193
00:57:30,284 --> 00:57:31,852
Safe.

1194
00:57:35,957 --> 00:57:36,691
Wait.

1195
00:57:36,824 --> 00:57:39,994
Go back, go back, go back!

1196
00:57:44,298 --> 00:57:46,267
Fuck.
Strike!

1197
00:57:53,040 --> 00:57:54,642
Should I bunt it?
Don't dare bunt.

1198
00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,577
No,
there's no bunting.

1199
00:57:58,012 --> 00:57:59,180
He's out.

1200
00:57:59,313 --> 00:58:00,748
No bunting.

1201
00:58:02,450 --> 00:58:04,051
Run, run, run, run, run!

1202
00:58:04,185 --> 00:58:05,119
Run, Stew, run!

1203
00:58:05,252 --> 00:58:06,554
Run, run, run, run!

1204
00:58:06,687 --> 00:58:08,488
Get back, get back,
get back, get back!

1205
00:58:08,622 --> 00:58:09,924
What are you doing?

1206
00:58:10,858 --> 00:58:12,159
Ball.
What?

1207
00:58:12,293 --> 00:58:14,095
Ball.
It was obviously
a fucking strike.

1208
00:58:14,228 --> 00:58:16,430
It was obviously
a fucking ball!
What are you, blind?

1209
00:58:16,564 --> 00:58:17,865
What, you got
sunscreen in your eyes?

1210
00:58:17,999 --> 00:58:19,734
Hey, look at my eyes.
Twenty-twenty vision, bitch.

1211
00:58:19,867 --> 00:58:21,335
That was a ball.
Twenty-twenty, my ass.

1212
00:58:21,469 --> 00:58:23,437
Look right here,
20-20 vision!
Whatever, you look like--

1213
00:58:23,571 --> 00:58:24,872
Twenty-twenty vision!
Back off of me!

1214
00:58:25,006 --> 00:58:26,574
Why don't you put
some Tic Tacs in your mouth?

1215
00:58:26,707 --> 00:58:27,975
You want out of this game?

1216
00:58:28,109 --> 00:58:29,477
I want out of this game.
I don't give a shit.

1217
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:31,445
What, Morris?
It was obviously a strike!

1218
00:58:31,579 --> 00:58:32,780
- Relax, man.
- Apologize.

1219
00:58:32,913 --> 00:58:34,448
All right,
I'm sorry, okay?

1220
00:58:34,582 --> 00:58:35,716
I'm sorry.
Relax, man.

1221
00:58:35,850 --> 00:58:37,485
Chill, bro.
You sure as hell are.

1222
00:58:37,618 --> 00:58:39,320
Fucking
Pebbles' grandmother.

1223
00:58:44,992 --> 00:58:46,027
Safe.

1224
00:58:46,961 --> 00:58:48,596
Ball game.

1225
00:58:49,230 --> 00:58:50,564
Why?
Go home.

1226
00:58:50,698 --> 00:58:52,666
Mercy rule. Mercy rule.
What?

1227
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,168
Mercy rule.
What is that?

1228
00:58:54,301 --> 00:58:55,703
Mercy?
We want more pain.

1229
00:58:55,836 --> 00:58:57,638
They've got too many runs.
You can't catch up.

1230
00:58:57,772 --> 00:58:59,508
- That's game.
- Mercy rule, guys!

1231
00:58:59,640 --> 00:59:00,808
Look it up.
Goddamn it!

1232
00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:02,143
Go home.
I gotta shit.

1233
00:59:02,276 --> 00:59:04,145
Let's get all our shit
out of the dugout.

1234
00:59:05,279 --> 00:59:07,516
It's called
cognitive dissonance.

1235
00:59:07,648 --> 00:59:10,151
The wanting to quit,
but not being able to.

1236
00:59:10,284 --> 00:59:13,654
You know
I got arrested twice
during the pregnancy?

1237
00:59:13,788 --> 00:59:15,289
A nude pier jump.

1238
00:59:15,423 --> 00:59:17,591
And a DUI
in my parked car, bro.

1239
00:59:17,725 --> 00:59:20,761
It was hell for me.
Even more hell for his mom.

1240
00:59:20,895 --> 00:59:23,931
Spiritually,
one of the lowest places
I ever been.

1241
00:59:24,065 --> 00:59:26,367
And with
a beautiful little boy
on the way.

1242
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:29,170
But I can't get caught up
in the couldas, shouldas.

1243
00:59:29,303 --> 00:59:31,639
I got a real chance now,
Morris, to be a rad dad.

1244
00:59:31,772 --> 00:59:33,707
I like that.

1245
00:59:33,841 --> 00:59:35,810
You're so lucky
you don't gotta get sober.

1246
00:59:35,943 --> 00:59:37,211
You're already doing it.

1247
00:59:37,344 --> 00:59:39,847
Kids, they'll love you
no matter what.

1248
00:59:39,980 --> 00:59:41,182
And if you can stay sober,

1249
00:59:41,315 --> 00:59:43,284
it'll make it
way less painful for them.

1250
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:47,388
Kiedis lights me up.

1251
00:59:48,122 --> 00:59:49,723
His mom and me
still have hiccups,

1252
00:59:49,857 --> 00:59:51,959
but we're getting better
at the co-parenting thing.

1253
00:59:52,093 --> 00:59:53,928
I'm connected with some
sober guys that got kids,

1254
00:59:54,061 --> 00:59:56,363
so it really helps
give perspective.

1255
00:59:56,497 --> 00:59:57,832
Plus, there's always
some guy

1256
00:59:57,965 --> 00:59:59,834
that's been in
the same place I'm in now.

1257
00:59:59,967 --> 01:00:02,002
And someone with
a way worse situation.

1258
01:00:03,070 --> 01:00:04,405
Kiedis, like Anthony?

1259
01:00:04,539 --> 01:00:05,639
Hey, I know, right?

1260
01:00:05,773 --> 01:00:07,374
His mom's a huge
Chili Peppers fan.

1261
01:00:07,509 --> 01:00:08,776
The kid looks like me,

1262
01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,611
so the fear that Anthony Kiedis
is his father...

1263
01:00:10,744 --> 01:00:12,613
...that shit
did not last long.

1264
01:00:14,148 --> 01:00:17,017
I always wanted to
direct a Chili Peppers video.

1265
01:00:18,252 --> 01:00:20,054
You've surfed before, right?

1266
01:00:20,187 --> 01:00:21,789
It's been a minute.

1267
01:00:22,456 --> 01:00:24,125
Hey, Jake!

1268
01:00:25,126 --> 01:00:26,861
Oh, hey, Kat, what's up?

1269
01:00:26,994 --> 01:00:28,162
Hey, that's Kat.

1270
01:00:28,295 --> 01:00:30,798
Kat does what I do.
Surf therapy.

1271
01:00:31,699 --> 01:00:33,901
All right.
Think I'm gonna go out.

1272
01:00:37,539 --> 01:00:38,873
I'm gonna stretch.

1273
01:01:25,286 --> 01:01:27,154
What's going on,
you two?

1274
01:01:30,424 --> 01:01:32,393
Man.

1275
01:01:32,527 --> 01:01:34,862
You guys didn't catch
one single wave.

1276
01:01:35,429 --> 01:01:36,631
I'm catching rays.

1277
01:01:36,764 --> 01:01:38,499
This is my happy place.

1278
01:01:38,633 --> 01:01:40,434
Surf. Therapy.

1279
01:01:41,235 --> 01:01:42,903
Feel like
I've been tricked.

1280
01:01:43,037 --> 01:01:45,206
You're just doing
way too much, my man.

1281
01:01:45,339 --> 01:01:46,473
Maybe slow down.

1282
01:01:47,141 --> 01:01:48,709
It's fun though,
right?

1283
01:01:48,842 --> 01:01:50,010
Yeah.

1284
01:01:50,144 --> 01:01:52,346
I'm gonna go
put my feet in the water.

1285
01:01:55,883 --> 01:01:57,117
You're pretty new?

1286
01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:58,953
Well, I used to surf

1287
01:01:59,086 --> 01:02:00,487
with my dad a lot
when I was young,

1288
01:02:00,622 --> 01:02:03,157
but it's been
more and more rare
over the years.

1289
01:02:04,024 --> 01:02:05,826
I'm talking about sobriety.

1290
01:02:07,895 --> 01:02:09,564
Yeah. Uh...

1291
01:02:09,698 --> 01:02:11,232
Twenty-three days,
I think.

1292
01:02:11,365 --> 01:02:13,200
I just got a year.

1293
01:02:13,334 --> 01:02:14,468
Oh, congrats.

1294
01:02:15,869 --> 01:02:18,339
You're at a sober living
for girls?

1295
01:02:18,472 --> 01:02:20,474
Was. I'm out now.

1296
01:02:20,609 --> 01:02:21,809
Got my own pad.

1297
01:02:21,942 --> 01:02:24,411
Trying to work things out
with my ex.

1298
01:02:24,546 --> 01:02:27,214
Still do surf therapy
with the girls from the house.

1299
01:02:28,449 --> 01:02:32,386
I have a hard time
seeing you at a place
like Sweet Dreams.

1300
01:02:33,588 --> 01:02:36,056
Misery doesn't care
what you look like.

1301
01:02:48,969 --> 01:02:51,071
What do you like, man?
Jazz? Hip-hop?

1302
01:02:51,205 --> 01:02:53,407
You look like
a blues kind of guy
though to me.

1303
01:02:54,108 --> 01:02:56,010
I want to be sober.

1304
01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:58,713
I want to be
a rad dad to my little girl.

1305
01:02:59,346 --> 01:03:00,981
That's great to hear,
man.

1306
01:03:01,115 --> 01:03:03,317
I heard this guy
the other day
say this at a meeting--

1307
01:03:03,450 --> 01:03:06,487
"Argue for your own limitations
and you get to keep them."

1308
01:03:21,770 --> 01:03:24,305
- We're out of time, guys.
- Thanks, Mike D.

1309
01:03:30,512 --> 01:03:31,546
Big B.

1310
01:03:32,647 --> 01:03:33,881
What's up, homeboy?

1311
01:03:38,720 --> 01:03:41,855
You know, I probably
would've been
more shaken up

1312
01:03:41,989 --> 01:03:44,258
had I not been so wasted
from the night before.

1313
01:03:46,528 --> 01:03:49,229
I got so fucked up
on an international flight,

1314
01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:51,231
I woke up
on the beach in Brazil

1315
01:03:51,365 --> 01:03:54,001
and I was married
to a prostitute.

1316
01:03:54,902 --> 01:03:58,439
Oh, dear.

1317
01:03:58,573 --> 01:04:00,074
I might still be.

1318
01:04:02,610 --> 01:04:05,279
Sounds like
you got your hands full, man.

1319
01:04:05,412 --> 01:04:06,614
Just stay close.

1320
01:04:06,748 --> 01:04:09,083
If you go all in on this,
you're gonna be amazed.

1321
01:04:09,216 --> 01:04:10,851
You're gonna find
that your old dreams,

1322
01:04:10,984 --> 01:04:13,387
they become
very different new dreams, man.

1323
01:04:13,521 --> 01:04:14,488
And you know what?

1324
01:04:14,622 --> 01:04:16,056
You'll start
caring about other people.

1325
01:04:16,190 --> 01:04:17,759
You won't be
a self-centered prick anymore,

1326
01:04:17,925 --> 01:04:19,927
burning bridges all over town.

1327
01:04:21,529 --> 01:04:22,630
I, um...

1328
01:04:24,431 --> 01:04:28,502
I was gonna maybe ask
if you could be my sponsor.

1329
01:04:28,636 --> 01:04:32,607
You know, all the signs
point to me taking
this sober thing seriously.

1330
01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,476
I'll be your sponsor
under two conditions.

1331
01:04:35,610 --> 01:04:36,977
One, you call me every day.

1332
01:04:37,111 --> 01:04:38,613
Call me, don't text me.

1333
01:04:38,747 --> 01:04:41,048
I'm too old to be squinting
at my fucking phone and shit.

1334
01:04:41,181 --> 01:04:42,983
And two, don't lie to me.

1335
01:04:43,117 --> 01:04:44,853
Morris, if you lie to me,
we're done.

1336
01:04:44,985 --> 01:04:46,220
Okay.

1337
01:04:46,353 --> 01:04:47,756
No, I mean,
if you lie to me, we're done.

1338
01:04:47,888 --> 01:04:49,289
I got it.

1339
01:04:49,423 --> 01:04:50,290
Okay.

1340
01:04:50,424 --> 01:04:51,826
Fucking Christ.
Do you want to eat?

1341
01:04:51,992 --> 01:04:53,227
'Cause I want to eat.

1342
01:04:53,360 --> 01:04:55,663
Yeah, I could eat.
Yeah, he can eat!

1343
01:04:55,797 --> 01:04:56,997
Yeah.

1344
01:04:57,131 --> 01:04:58,966
Fuck yeah.
Let's eat, dude.

1345
01:05:00,167 --> 01:05:01,435
You got a big book?

1346
01:05:01,569 --> 01:05:03,137
'Cause I got some pages
I want you to read.

1347
01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:06,073
Jesus! What the fuck?

1348
01:05:07,941 --> 01:05:09,309
Guess lunch is out.

1349
01:05:10,779 --> 01:05:13,414
Sweet shit, it looks like
fucking Chernobyl in there.

1350
01:05:13,548 --> 01:05:15,817
Hey, you guys can't go in there.
We're closed for a while.

1351
01:05:15,949 --> 01:05:18,753
Some asshole drove
his truck through
the wall a few weeks ago.

1352
01:05:18,887 --> 01:05:21,288
Just waiting for insurance
to come and take some photos.

1353
01:05:21,422 --> 01:05:23,691
In the meantime,
I'm just trying to air it out.

1354
01:05:26,427 --> 01:05:28,095
Morris, let's go.
What the fuck, man.

1355
01:05:28,228 --> 01:05:29,697
Come on. I'm starving.

1356
01:05:35,402 --> 01:05:36,970
That place across the street
is pretty good.

1357
01:05:37,104 --> 01:05:39,106
They got half the recipes
from here anyway.

1358
01:05:39,239 --> 01:05:41,008
Right.
I'm not really hungry anymore.

1359
01:05:41,141 --> 01:05:43,377
Do you think
we can just go back
to the house?

1360
01:05:44,445 --> 01:05:46,881
You're a weird guy,
Morris.
I know.

1361
01:05:47,014 --> 01:05:48,248
I know.
Let's go.

1362
01:05:50,384 --> 01:05:52,319
Boom. Sweet Dreams, kid.

1363
01:05:52,453 --> 01:05:54,354
This is where it all happens.

1364
01:05:56,691 --> 01:05:57,859
Hey.

1365
01:05:58,025 --> 01:05:59,993
You sure you're okay, Morris?

1366
01:06:00,127 --> 01:06:02,229
Yeah. Yeah, I'm good.

1367
01:06:02,362 --> 01:06:06,033
Uh, I'll call you tomorrow.
We got a lot of work to do.

1368
01:06:06,166 --> 01:06:09,403
Turns out our stories
are more alike
than we thought, you know.

1369
01:06:09,537 --> 01:06:11,739
Thanks for the lift, Frank.

1370
01:06:11,873 --> 01:06:13,173
Okay.

1371
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:20,447
Yo, Pete!

1372
01:06:21,215 --> 01:06:23,116
What the fuck, bro?

1373
01:06:29,456 --> 01:06:31,626
They put a sign up
for the auction.

1374
01:06:57,619 --> 01:06:59,654
Oh. Oh. Oh!

1375
01:06:59,787 --> 01:07:00,722
Yeah!

1376
01:07:00,855 --> 01:07:02,557
Boom, baby, boom!

1377
01:07:07,027 --> 01:07:08,462
Come on, baby.

1378
01:07:10,230 --> 01:07:12,000
Let's go!

1379
01:07:12,132 --> 01:07:14,569
Strike zone.
Happy birthday, dude.

1380
01:07:22,677 --> 01:07:25,713
This is a lot.
You gotta lighten up, buddy.

1381
01:07:25,847 --> 01:07:27,749
Everybody love bowling.

1382
01:07:27,882 --> 01:07:29,249
There's girls here.

1383
01:07:29,383 --> 01:07:30,952
Plus, this is better
than sitting at home

1384
01:07:31,084 --> 01:07:33,220
watching Cruise
eat fucking pizza rolls.

1385
01:07:33,888 --> 01:07:35,088
Damn, Stew, I see you.

1386
01:07:35,222 --> 01:07:37,025
Yeah, that's right.
This is Raquel.

1387
01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:39,226
All the Roughhouse girls
are down there.

1388
01:07:39,359 --> 01:07:40,762
Hey, I'm Jake.
Hey, Raquel.

1389
01:07:40,895 --> 01:07:41,930
Morris.

1390
01:07:42,597 --> 01:07:44,164
Is Kat down there too
or what?

1391
01:07:44,298 --> 01:07:45,299
Yeah, yeah.

1392
01:07:45,432 --> 01:07:47,234
I'll be right back.

1393
01:07:49,837 --> 01:07:51,338
All right, Dippity Doo.

1394
01:07:51,471 --> 01:07:52,574
Ow!

1395
01:07:54,008 --> 01:07:55,142
Come on,
come on, come on.

1396
01:07:56,844 --> 01:07:58,680
Hello, everyone.

1397
01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:01,348
Didn't know
the Insane Clown Posse
had a bowling team.

1398
01:08:01,481 --> 01:08:03,985
Morris, just the man
I was looking for.

1399
01:08:04,117 --> 01:08:05,587
Okay.

1400
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:08,756
We haven't met,
but I've heard a lot about you.

1401
01:08:09,189 --> 01:08:10,290
Hmm.

1402
01:08:10,424 --> 01:08:12,560
I'm Bert,
D. Squiz's manager.

1403
01:08:13,260 --> 01:08:16,496
I'm sorry. Who's D. Squiz?

1404
01:08:17,397 --> 01:08:19,499
You living under a rock?

1405
01:08:19,934 --> 01:08:20,969
Yeah.

1406
01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,537
Follow me.

1407
01:08:28,643 --> 01:08:30,143
Hey. Hey.

1408
01:08:30,277 --> 01:08:31,779
Isn't that
D. Squiz's dude?

1409
01:08:32,580 --> 01:08:33,848
How the fuck you know that?

1410
01:08:33,982 --> 01:08:35,315
The Internet.

1411
01:08:44,257 --> 01:08:46,728
So my director bailed
last minute

1412
01:08:46,861 --> 01:08:49,463
to do some Marvel shit,
so I'm fucked.

1413
01:08:49,597 --> 01:08:50,865
Bert told me
you're the man, though.

1414
01:08:50,999 --> 01:08:52,734
I'm making fun of
all the '90s bands.

1415
01:08:52,867 --> 01:08:55,335
I really want it
to feel like that, okay?

1416
01:08:55,469 --> 01:08:57,772
I got a big-ass budget.
It's gonna be on some MTV shit.

1417
01:08:59,941 --> 01:09:01,876
And you guys want me?

1418
01:09:02,010 --> 01:09:03,811
We don't care
what anybody else says.

1419
01:09:03,945 --> 01:09:05,245
You're the guy.

1420
01:09:06,279 --> 01:09:07,381
It's all set up
for Saturday.

1421
01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:09,182
All you gotta do
is show up.

1422
01:09:09,316 --> 01:09:10,818
Saturday, this Saturday?

1423
01:09:10,952 --> 01:09:12,854
Like, this Saturday.
Shit.

1424
01:09:14,789 --> 01:09:15,723
All right?
Hey.

1425
01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:17,424
Are you in or are you out?

1426
01:09:24,632 --> 01:09:27,334
I'm gonna need
all you guys to blow!

1427
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:30,905
Dip, Cedric, Morris,
you're on the pee list tonight!

1428
01:09:31,039 --> 01:09:32,439
Aight, bet.

1429
01:09:32,573 --> 01:09:35,143
Yo, next time I'm gonna get
a turkey though, watch.

1430
01:09:35,275 --> 01:09:37,011
Take a leak.

1431
01:09:37,145 --> 01:09:38,478
Hey, you get her number?

1432
01:09:38,613 --> 01:09:40,848
I got her IG,
but she already blocked me.
Fuck!

1433
01:09:42,349 --> 01:09:44,451
Here you go.
Thanks, Morris.

1434
01:09:47,155 --> 01:09:48,156
Dip.

1435
01:09:48,288 --> 01:09:49,657
Yes, sir.

1436
01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:06,239
Weird. It's coming up
hot for opiates.

1437
01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:08,375
Hmm. Yup.

1438
01:10:08,509 --> 01:10:10,410
There something
you need to tell me?

1439
01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:14,115
I ate a poppy seed bagel
the other day.

1440
01:10:14,247 --> 01:10:16,416
You know what?
We'll just talk
after Cedric gets done.

1441
01:10:16,551 --> 01:10:19,286
Get out of here.
Wait for me over there.
Ced, come on.

1442
01:10:21,421 --> 01:10:22,690
Here you go.

1443
01:10:28,963 --> 01:10:31,364
Not so fresh,
but it's clean.

1444
01:10:31,498 --> 01:10:34,068
Damn, Dip.
Told you not to eat that bagel.

1445
01:10:34,202 --> 01:10:35,603
Hey, Jake.

1446
01:10:35,737 --> 01:10:37,138
Put these samples
up for me, okay?

1447
01:10:37,270 --> 01:10:39,406
And take
the Breathalyzer equipment
and put it up too.

1448
01:10:39,540 --> 01:10:41,274
All right, Pete.
Thank you.

1449
01:10:44,712 --> 01:10:46,647
You know, once
we send those samples
over to the lab,

1450
01:10:46,781 --> 01:10:50,685
we'll be able to trace
if it's a bagel
or something else.

1451
01:11:01,394 --> 01:11:02,764
Fuck.

1452
01:11:07,535 --> 01:11:09,704
Oh, fuck. Jesus.

1453
01:11:10,872 --> 01:11:12,673
What's up, boys?

1454
01:11:13,174 --> 01:11:14,108
The fuck?

1455
01:11:14,242 --> 01:11:15,610
Oh, yeah,
you guys made it!

1456
01:11:15,743 --> 01:11:17,310
Jake to
the motherfucking rescue.

1457
01:11:17,444 --> 01:11:19,379
More like Kat to
the motherfucking rescue.

1458
01:11:19,514 --> 01:11:20,447
What's up, girl?

1459
01:11:20,581 --> 01:11:22,216
Why didn't you tell me?

1460
01:11:22,349 --> 01:11:23,818
Man, you got a lot
going on as it is,

1461
01:11:23,951 --> 01:11:25,485
so I just wanted to
look out for you.

1462
01:11:25,620 --> 01:11:27,121
Diego, do you got our uniforms?

1463
01:11:27,255 --> 01:11:28,455
Yeah, they're right here.

1464
01:11:28,589 --> 01:11:29,824
Meet Syd and Lily.

1465
01:11:29,957 --> 01:11:31,259
- Hi.
- Hi, Syd.

1466
01:11:31,391 --> 01:11:32,760
I'm Cedric.
Nice to meet you.
Hello.

1467
01:11:32,894 --> 01:11:33,628
Hi. Diego.

1468
01:11:33,761 --> 01:11:36,030
Tom Cruise.
I'm Dip.

1469
01:11:36,164 --> 01:11:38,166
Uh, who's that?

1470
01:11:38,298 --> 01:11:39,834
Stew.

1471
01:11:39,967 --> 01:11:42,036
Aw, we love Stew.

1472
01:11:42,537 --> 01:11:44,972
Okay, guys, and girls,

1473
01:11:45,106 --> 01:11:48,109
we've been playing
pretty good on defense lately,

1474
01:11:48,242 --> 01:11:49,510
so let's stick with that.

1475
01:11:49,644 --> 01:11:52,780
Just get hits. Small ball.
We need base runners.

1476
01:11:52,914 --> 01:11:55,049
Stop trying to
win the game in one at bat.

1477
01:11:55,183 --> 01:11:57,852
And I don't need
to remind everyone
that if we lose today,

1478
01:11:57,985 --> 01:11:59,854
we are done
in more ways than one,

1479
01:11:59,987 --> 01:12:02,557
so let's--
Then stop reminding us,
bro. It's depressing.

1480
01:12:02,690 --> 01:12:04,025
Yeah,
we don't need a pep talk.

1481
01:12:04,158 --> 01:12:06,027
Let's just go murder
these motherfuckers.

1482
01:12:07,295 --> 01:12:08,729
Wait,
I'm not wearing this.

1483
01:12:08,863 --> 01:12:10,631
What?
I worked hard on those.

1484
01:12:11,132 --> 01:12:12,200
I like it.

1485
01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:14,334
All right,
let's do this.

1486
01:12:14,467 --> 01:12:15,636
Kat, you're leading off.

1487
01:12:15,770 --> 01:12:17,271
Let's get to it.
Let's do it, Kat!

1488
01:12:17,404 --> 01:12:19,140
Come on now!
Here you go, Kat.

1489
01:12:49,369 --> 01:12:50,738
Aw, fuck.

1490
01:12:50,872 --> 01:12:53,140
That's all you, Kat, come on!
That's all you!

1491
01:12:54,175 --> 01:12:55,142
Let's go!

1492
01:12:59,213 --> 01:13:01,414
Hustle! Hustle!

1493
01:13:03,351 --> 01:13:04,484
All right!

1494
01:13:04,619 --> 01:13:07,321
Hold on line drives
and watch pop-ups.

1495
01:13:07,454 --> 01:13:08,656
All right.

1496
01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,157
Here you go.

1497
01:13:30,978 --> 01:13:32,046
I got it!

1498
01:13:33,581 --> 01:13:34,649
Ball game!

1499
01:13:42,757 --> 01:13:46,127
We got two more games!
We got two more games to win!

1500
01:14:01,542 --> 01:14:03,210
Yahoo!

1501
01:14:05,780 --> 01:14:07,782
All right!
Let's go, Kit Kat!

1502
01:14:09,216 --> 01:14:11,451
Give me some!
Nice work!

1503
01:14:13,988 --> 01:14:15,756
Let's go!
Let's go!

1504
01:14:15,890 --> 01:14:18,626
Two runs!
 Maybe we should try to get it in the gap.

1505
01:14:26,400 --> 01:14:28,102
Go, baby, go!

1506
01:14:29,603 --> 01:14:30,404
Safe!

1507
01:15:15,082 --> 01:15:16,117
Hey.

1508
01:15:17,284 --> 01:15:18,219
You again.

1509
01:15:18,352 --> 01:15:20,554
Um, we're still closed.

1510
01:15:20,688 --> 01:15:23,891
Right. Is the owner here
by any chance?

1511
01:15:24,558 --> 01:15:25,726
Will!

1512
01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,695
Guy wants to talk to you.

1513
01:15:30,865 --> 01:15:33,167
What's going on, brother?
Hey.

1514
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:36,804
My name is Morris,
and I'm in a program.

1515
01:15:37,705 --> 01:15:40,775
And my sponsor suggested
that I come down here

1516
01:15:40,908 --> 01:15:43,144
to tell you
that I may be the person

1517
01:15:43,277 --> 01:15:47,048
that caused all this damage
to your place.

1518
01:15:49,717 --> 01:15:51,185
You're purple pants guy?

1519
01:15:51,952 --> 01:15:52,987
Yeah.

1520
01:15:56,490 --> 01:15:58,092
And part of my recovery...

1521
01:15:58,959 --> 01:16:01,996
If there's anything
I can do to make it right,

1522
01:16:02,129 --> 01:16:06,000
I'd like to offer
that up because I'm...

1523
01:16:08,869 --> 01:16:11,105
Hey, Frank,
you're not gonna believe this.

1524
01:16:11,238 --> 01:16:13,174
The owner is sober!

1525
01:16:13,307 --> 01:16:15,976
I have to work out the damages,

1526
01:16:16,110 --> 01:16:18,012
but, you know,
he's not gonna call the cops.

1527
01:16:18,145 --> 01:16:20,881
And I still have to figure out
whose truck I crashed, but...

1528
01:16:21,015 --> 01:16:23,217
Oh, God,
this is great, isn't it?

1529
01:16:24,885 --> 01:16:27,121
Frank? You there?

1530
01:16:29,524 --> 01:16:30,891
Ah, shit.

1531
01:16:33,594 --> 01:16:35,262
Frank! Hey!

1532
01:16:35,396 --> 01:16:38,999
You're not gonna believe this,
but the owner is sober.

1533
01:17:03,991 --> 01:17:06,827
I don't know how the hell
you guys pulled this off.

1534
01:17:07,995 --> 01:17:09,598
A lot of luck though.

1535
01:17:11,465 --> 01:17:12,534
How's your old man?

1536
01:17:12,666 --> 01:17:14,335
He's better.

1537
01:17:14,468 --> 01:17:17,872
I think the in-and-out
of the hospital was worse
than him being sick.

1538
01:17:18,005 --> 01:17:18,939
Mmm.

1539
01:17:19,073 --> 01:17:21,208
My dad,
he was so defiant.

1540
01:17:21,342 --> 01:17:23,612
Just always out
partying with his friends

1541
01:17:23,744 --> 01:17:26,947
and always hiding
from his family.

1542
01:17:27,081 --> 01:17:29,049
Never showed anybody
any pain.

1543
01:17:29,884 --> 01:17:31,752
Then he fucking
has a heart attack

1544
01:17:31,886 --> 01:17:33,954
from eating
too many hot dogs.

1545
01:17:34,788 --> 01:17:36,423
Sorry about your dad, Morris.

1546
01:17:37,491 --> 01:17:38,759
I'm impressed, man.

1547
01:17:38,893 --> 01:17:41,095
I mean, when you first got here,
I was like,

1548
01:17:41,228 --> 01:17:44,498
"This guy has
no shot of making it."

1549
01:17:44,633 --> 01:17:47,536
I mean, you were so warped
in the image that you created.

1550
01:17:48,335 --> 01:17:50,905
Well, the guys
shut that down real quick.

1551
01:17:51,038 --> 01:17:53,974
You know,
I thought I was so cool.

1552
01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:56,710
I'm a dork.

1553
01:17:56,844 --> 01:17:57,811
Thirty days.

1554
01:17:57,945 --> 01:18:00,347
It's a big fucking deal, man.

1555
01:18:01,282 --> 01:18:03,083
You're working the steps
with Frank, yeah?

1556
01:18:03,217 --> 01:18:06,153
Yeah, you know,
I'm still freaking out

1557
01:18:06,287 --> 01:18:07,955
over the truck
I stole and crashed,

1558
01:18:08,088 --> 01:18:10,257
but Frank says
if I have one foot
in the future

1559
01:18:10,391 --> 01:18:11,292
and one foot in the past,

1560
01:18:11,425 --> 01:18:12,893
I'm shitting on
the present, so...

1561
01:18:13,027 --> 01:18:16,130
Remember,
what you focus on will grow.

1562
01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:19,166
Like the connections
with these guys.

1563
01:18:20,167 --> 01:18:21,802
Just go
where the love is, man.

1564
01:18:21,936 --> 01:18:24,004
Go where the love is!

1565
01:18:26,473 --> 01:18:29,210
I'm thinking of
stacking the lineup.

1566
01:18:30,277 --> 01:18:32,813
What?
I mean, you're the coach.

1567
01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:36,283
Things have been going so well,
it's kind of odd
to change things up.

1568
01:18:36,717 --> 01:18:37,985
That doesn't help.

1569
01:18:38,118 --> 01:18:40,689
Come on, man,
you're a baseball guy.

1570
01:18:40,821 --> 01:18:42,122
Like, what if
something happens to me?

1571
01:18:42,256 --> 01:18:45,192
I have
a stroke or something.

1572
01:18:45,326 --> 01:18:46,360
Stroke?

1573
01:18:47,061 --> 01:18:48,329
The fuck outta here.

1574
01:18:49,664 --> 01:18:52,766
You put that out there,
what's the matter with you?

1575
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:13,521
Oh, man,
what am I gonna
tell everybody?

1576
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:53,294
Here you go. Thank you.
Bye.

1577
01:19:54,895 --> 01:19:56,330
Damn, Morris.

1578
01:19:57,331 --> 01:19:58,365
Fuck.

1579
01:19:59,099 --> 01:20:00,535
Hey, y'all seen
a tall white guy

1580
01:20:00,669 --> 01:20:01,835
with gray hair and glasses?

1581
01:20:01,969 --> 01:20:03,470
Nah, sorry.

1582
01:20:04,071 --> 01:20:05,105
- Damn.
- Game time!

1583
01:20:05,239 --> 01:20:07,007
Let's go, guys!

1584
01:20:07,141 --> 01:20:08,809
Where the fuck
you at, Morris?
All right, let's go.

1585
01:20:08,942 --> 01:20:10,110
Game time!

1586
01:20:10,244 --> 01:20:11,613
All right,
bring it in, everybody!

1587
01:20:11,746 --> 01:20:12,781
Come on!

1588
01:20:12,913 --> 01:20:14,848
Come on, Cruise,
hustle in!

1589
01:20:15,349 --> 01:20:16,651
Come on, guys!

1590
01:20:16,785 --> 01:20:18,085
Uh...

1591
01:20:18,787 --> 01:20:20,789
Uh...

1592
01:20:20,921 --> 01:20:22,757
Has anybody seen
Morris or Diego?

1593
01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:25,959
I seen Morris chopping it up
with D. Squiz
at the alley the other night.

1594
01:20:26,093 --> 01:20:27,461
I knew some shit was slimy.

1595
01:20:27,595 --> 01:20:28,929
Why the fuck
wouldn't you tell me?

1596
01:20:29,063 --> 01:20:30,464
You always tell me
to mind my own.

1597
01:20:30,598 --> 01:20:32,166
Motherfucker!

1598
01:20:33,535 --> 01:20:37,137
Okay, we'll just, um, do
what we always do.

1599
01:20:37,271 --> 01:20:40,140
Uh, except I'll take
Morris's spot on the lineup.

1600
01:20:40,274 --> 01:20:43,010
Aw, hell nah. Come on, Pete.
We gotta wait for them.

1601
01:20:43,143 --> 01:20:45,513
They should be here by now.
He fucked us for D. Squiz.

1602
01:20:45,647 --> 01:20:46,581
Hell no.

1603
01:20:46,715 --> 01:20:48,949
Uh, why don't we, uh...

1604
01:20:49,083 --> 01:20:50,618
Ced, you're up.

1605
01:20:50,752 --> 01:20:52,186
Hostage situation!

1606
01:20:52,319 --> 01:20:54,321
Morris sent me
on a wild goose chase.

1607
01:20:55,255 --> 01:20:57,592
Sorry, everybody.
My wires got crossed a little.

1608
01:20:57,726 --> 01:21:00,160
Drive it in, buddy.
Way to drive it home.

1609
01:21:02,731 --> 01:21:04,733
We'll talk later, Morris.

1610
01:21:04,865 --> 01:21:06,066
Yeah.

1611
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:08,235
But right now,
Jake, you're leading off.

1612
01:21:08,369 --> 01:21:09,804
Switching things around,
everybody,

1613
01:21:09,937 --> 01:21:11,506
so we can score some runs quick

1614
01:21:11,639 --> 01:21:12,873
and get ahead of these pricks.

1615
01:21:13,006 --> 01:21:14,441
Hey, Morris!

1616
01:21:14,576 --> 01:21:17,579
Tell the chicks
they can come
celebrate with us later!

1617
01:21:18,445 --> 01:21:20,948
Bitches got the first round!
Gross.

1618
01:21:21,081 --> 01:21:22,216
Fucking hate that team.

1619
01:21:22,349 --> 01:21:23,852
You guys have history, huh?

1620
01:21:23,984 --> 01:21:25,820
Oh, yeah,
they beat us pretty bad.

1621
01:21:25,953 --> 01:21:28,255
- With eight players, and they were wasted.
-  That's right.

1622
01:21:28,389 --> 01:21:32,594
Coach, you really gonna put
Mike D, Stew, Cruise and Diego
back to back like that?

1623
01:21:32,727 --> 01:21:35,329
Hell yeah. Gives us a chance
to score five or six runs.

1624
01:21:35,462 --> 01:21:37,030
Without it,
we score two or three.

1625
01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:39,534
You know with them at bat,
we're gonna score zero.

1626
01:21:39,667 --> 01:21:41,836
Look,
you guys asked me to coach.

1627
01:21:41,969 --> 01:21:43,370
No time to start
doubting me now.

1628
01:21:43,504 --> 01:21:45,305
Come on, let's get out there
and do this. Come on!

1629
01:21:45,439 --> 01:21:47,575
Come on!

1630
01:21:49,711 --> 01:21:51,311
Come on. Come on.

1631
01:21:53,782 --> 01:21:55,182
Come on, Morris!

1632
01:22:02,423 --> 01:22:03,457
Safe!

1633
01:22:08,128 --> 01:22:10,431
Safe!

1634
01:22:25,713 --> 01:22:26,980
Move, you little shit!

1635
01:22:30,417 --> 01:22:32,252
Cruise, Cruise,
look alive!

1636
01:22:32,386 --> 01:22:34,388
Hey, not bad.
Congratulations.

1637
01:22:34,522 --> 01:22:37,157
We gotta figure out
how to stop these guys.

1638
01:22:37,291 --> 01:22:39,493
Or just keep up with them.

1639
01:22:40,160 --> 01:22:41,328
Go, Jake!

1640
01:22:53,508 --> 01:22:54,542
Safe!

1641
01:22:56,678 --> 01:22:58,245
All right,
shake it off, shake it off.

1642
01:22:58,378 --> 01:22:59,980
Come on, Morris!

1643
01:23:00,882 --> 01:23:02,650
Yeah, baby!
That's it!

1644
01:23:02,784 --> 01:23:04,117
Oh, my God!

1645
01:23:04,719 --> 01:23:06,721
Give me some, baby!

1646
01:23:07,956 --> 01:23:10,525
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Kat, bring it in!

1647
01:23:10,658 --> 01:23:11,793
Whoo!

1648
01:23:11,926 --> 01:23:15,429
Come on, coach, baby!
Yahoo!

1649
01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,666
Whoo-hoo!

1650
01:23:26,106 --> 01:23:27,207
Out!

1651
01:23:31,579 --> 01:23:34,549
Hey, Morris,
this one's for your wife.

1652
01:23:42,456 --> 01:23:43,825
Hold him back,
hold him back!

1653
01:23:43,958 --> 01:23:45,392
Go to first,
go to first!

1654
01:23:46,661 --> 01:23:48,028
Ooh!

1655
01:23:48,161 --> 01:23:49,263
That's an out,
that's an out.

1656
01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:51,633
Motherfuckers!

1657
01:23:54,101 --> 01:23:55,435
Come on now, bud!

1658
01:23:56,436 --> 01:23:58,038
Come on, Chuck Morris!

1659
01:23:58,171 --> 01:23:59,439
Come on, Richie.

1660
01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:00,608
Come on, Mor!

1661
01:24:00,742 --> 01:24:03,745
Let's go, Morris.
Come on, buddy.

1662
01:24:11,385 --> 01:24:13,821
Good eye!
Good eye, good eye, baby!

1663
01:24:37,110 --> 01:24:38,947
Go, go, go, go!

1664
01:24:39,079 --> 01:24:41,381
We got a run!
We got a run!

1665
01:24:45,485 --> 01:24:47,555
Let's go, Morris!

1666
01:24:49,389 --> 01:24:50,625
Thanks for this.

1667
01:24:53,360 --> 01:24:54,996
Daddy!

1668
01:24:58,098 --> 01:25:00,133
Hey!
Hey! There he is.

1669
01:25:04,606 --> 01:25:07,374
Morris!
Run, Morris!
Jesus!

1670
01:25:07,508 --> 01:25:08,576
Run!

1671
01:25:12,145 --> 01:25:13,480
Safe!

1672
01:25:15,148 --> 01:25:16,350
Whoo!

1673
01:25:16,483 --> 01:25:19,587
Yay!
Whoo, whoo, whoo!

1674
01:25:22,222 --> 01:25:23,457
Let's go!

1675
01:25:24,559 --> 01:25:26,961
Go, Coach! Come on, Coach!

1676
01:25:27,095 --> 01:25:29,831
Good job! Yeah!

1677
01:25:32,800 --> 01:25:34,267
Safe.

1678
01:25:40,008 --> 01:25:40,908
Fuck!

1679
01:25:45,013 --> 01:25:46,213
What's your Instagram handle?

1680
01:25:46,346 --> 01:25:48,116
All right,
come on, Sweet Dreams.

1681
01:25:48,248 --> 01:25:50,118
This is your last inning.
Let's go!

1682
01:25:50,250 --> 01:25:52,754
Let's go, Big C!
Come on, baby!

1683
01:25:54,756 --> 01:25:56,758
Come on, Ced!

1684
01:25:58,793 --> 01:26:01,395
Go, Cedric!

1685
01:26:01,529 --> 01:26:03,531
Fuck!
Strike one!

1686
01:26:03,665 --> 01:26:04,431
Oh!

1687
01:26:04,565 --> 01:26:07,068
Two more. Let's go.

1688
01:26:08,301 --> 01:26:09,837
We're fucked.

1689
01:26:09,971 --> 01:26:11,039
Come on, Stew!

1690
01:26:11,171 --> 01:26:13,041
Come on, Stew, let's go!

1691
01:26:13,173 --> 01:26:15,208
Base rip, buddy, come on.

1692
01:26:16,544 --> 01:26:17,712
Let's go, Beef Stew!

1693
01:26:17,845 --> 01:26:19,847
Come on, buddy,
let's get a hit, baby!

1694
01:26:19,981 --> 01:26:22,282
- Come on, Stew!
- Come on, Stew!

1695
01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:24,484
Let's go, Stew. Base rip!

1696
01:26:24,619 --> 01:26:27,021
Base hit, buddy. You got this.

1697
01:26:39,399 --> 01:26:40,868
Safe!

1698
01:26:41,002 --> 01:26:43,171
Yeah, baby Stew, come on!

1699
01:26:43,303 --> 01:26:44,806
Give them that Stew shuffle!

1700
01:26:44,939 --> 01:26:47,207
Yeah! Whoo!

1701
01:26:52,180 --> 01:26:53,313
Thank you, God.

1702
01:26:53,447 --> 01:26:56,050
Come on, Diego.
Swing the bat, buddy.

1703
01:26:56,184 --> 01:26:57,919
Swing the bat.
Be aggressive.

1704
01:27:00,287 --> 01:27:02,456
You have to swing, dude.
Please.

1705
01:27:07,862 --> 01:27:10,098
- Strike!
- Good job, Richie.

1706
01:27:10,230 --> 01:27:12,667
Good form, I guess.
It's all right, buddy.
It's okay.

1707
01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:15,670
- At least you swung.
- All right, buddy.

1708
01:27:15,803 --> 01:27:18,106
Come on,
give me your best shot!

1709
01:27:18,238 --> 01:27:19,707
Come on, Diego!

1710
01:27:23,177 --> 01:27:25,580
Strike! Batter out!

1711
01:27:30,317 --> 01:27:31,719
It's okay.

1712
01:27:31,853 --> 01:27:33,855
It's all right.
At least you swung that time.

1713
01:27:34,655 --> 01:27:36,423
Who's up? Is it Cruise?

1714
01:27:36,557 --> 01:27:37,825
- Cruise!
- Cruise!

1715
01:27:37,959 --> 01:27:39,794
- You got it, Cruise.
- Come on, Tom!

1716
01:27:39,927 --> 01:27:41,729
- Come on, Cruise!
- Come on, Cruise.

1717
01:27:41,863 --> 01:27:43,531
Don't fuck it up.
Okay.

1718
01:27:43,664 --> 01:27:46,934
Come on, Cruise.
Let's go, Tom.

1719
01:27:48,301 --> 01:27:49,570
Hey, good game.

1720
01:27:49,704 --> 01:27:52,240
The hell are you doing, man?
Hit the ball. Damn.

1721
01:27:52,372 --> 01:27:53,473
Come on, Cruise!

1722
01:27:53,608 --> 01:27:54,909
Better swing!
Come on, buddy!

1723
01:27:55,042 --> 01:27:58,146
Earn your keep! Seven years!
Remember that, please!

1724
01:27:58,278 --> 01:28:00,347
Come on, Cruise, come on!

1725
01:28:03,251 --> 01:28:04,752
You got it, Cruise.

1726
01:28:04,886 --> 01:28:06,521
You got it, Cruise!

1727
01:28:07,588 --> 01:28:08,956
Strike!

1728
01:28:09,090 --> 01:28:10,323
We have no shot.

1729
01:28:10,457 --> 01:28:11,993
There's no way
it's gonna happen.

1730
01:28:18,431 --> 01:28:20,500
Bring it in, outfield.

1731
01:28:32,146 --> 01:28:33,681
Shit!

1732
01:28:34,582 --> 01:28:35,850
Safe!
Oh, shit.

1733
01:28:36,284 --> 01:28:37,317
Safe!

1734
01:28:37,450 --> 01:28:39,086
You okay, Cruise?

1735
01:28:39,220 --> 01:28:41,055
Hey, Pete. Come on.

1736
01:28:41,189 --> 01:28:42,957
He can't even get up.

1737
01:28:43,090 --> 01:28:44,859
You all right, buddy?

1738
01:28:44,992 --> 01:28:45,760
What hurts?

1739
01:28:45,893 --> 01:28:47,494
I think
I broke my anal bone.

1740
01:28:47,628 --> 01:28:49,096
It's a tailbone.
You okay, man?

1741
01:28:49,230 --> 01:28:50,430
I broke both.

1742
01:28:50,565 --> 01:28:52,066
Don't be dramatic.
You got this.

1743
01:28:56,003 --> 01:28:58,272
Shake it off, buddy!
Shake it off!

1744
01:28:58,405 --> 01:29:00,041
All right,
all right, all right.

1745
01:29:00,174 --> 01:29:01,341
Nice and easy.

1746
01:29:01,474 --> 01:29:02,977
Looking good, baby.
Nice and easy.

1747
01:29:03,110 --> 01:29:06,080
All right, give this boy some ice!
 You good?

1748
01:29:08,783 --> 01:29:10,751
Good job, Cruise.
Good job, dude.

1749
01:29:10,885 --> 01:29:13,020
Good job, buddy.
Good job, buddy.

1750
01:29:13,154 --> 01:29:14,655
Proud of you.

1751
01:29:16,489 --> 01:29:17,725
Diego.

1752
01:29:17,859 --> 01:29:20,061
I need you to pinch-run.
What? Are you serious?

1753
01:29:20,194 --> 01:29:21,428
Come on.

1754
01:29:22,263 --> 01:29:23,564
Come on, Diego.

1755
01:29:23,698 --> 01:29:25,566
You got it, you got it.

1756
01:29:26,667 --> 01:29:28,102
All right.

1757
01:29:29,804 --> 01:29:32,240
Mike D, keep it
on the ground, man.

1758
01:29:32,372 --> 01:29:33,708
All we need's a base hit.

1759
01:29:33,841 --> 01:29:36,544
Come on, Mike D!

1760
01:29:42,917 --> 01:29:44,852
Get us a rip, Mike D!

1761
01:29:44,986 --> 01:29:47,889
All right, it's okay.
It's okay.

1762
01:29:48,022 --> 01:29:49,489
Good job. Good job.

1763
01:29:51,424 --> 01:29:52,627
Hi!

1764
01:29:55,096 --> 01:29:56,496
Let's go, Mike D!

1765
01:30:02,469 --> 01:30:05,840
Swing, batter, batter,
batter, batter! Swing!

1766
01:30:16,483 --> 01:30:17,518
Strike!

1767
01:30:18,319 --> 01:30:20,453
It's all right, Mike D.
It's all right.

1768
01:30:23,190 --> 01:30:25,726
Line drive, Mike D,
line drive.

1769
01:30:28,396 --> 01:30:30,097
Get him, Mike D,
get him!

1770
01:30:30,231 --> 01:30:31,799
Put it on the ground!

1771
01:30:36,971 --> 01:30:39,106
Go, go, go! Go!

1772
01:30:41,642 --> 01:30:43,678
Go, go, go, go!

1773
01:30:43,811 --> 01:30:44,845
Run!

1774
01:30:48,249 --> 01:30:50,184
Diego, go, go, go!

1775
01:30:50,318 --> 01:30:52,286
Diego! Touch the plate!

1776
01:30:52,420 --> 01:30:53,688
Whoo!
Touch the plate!

1777
01:30:53,821 --> 01:30:55,156
Touch the plate, Diego!

1778
01:30:55,289 --> 01:30:56,223
The plate!

1779
01:31:18,412 --> 01:31:21,115
Baby! We did it!

1780
01:31:21,682 --> 01:31:23,217
Oh, baby!

1781
01:31:23,918 --> 01:31:25,252
Daddy!

1782
01:31:25,386 --> 01:31:27,221
Come here, baby.

1783
01:31:27,355 --> 01:31:28,689
Come here.

1784
01:31:31,859 --> 01:31:34,028
Mommy said it's okay
if we go get ice cream.

1785
01:31:34,161 --> 01:31:37,098
She did?
Someone's slowly
coming around.

1786
01:31:37,231 --> 01:31:39,700
Did you have
anything to do with that?

1787
01:31:45,573 --> 01:31:48,042
Do you mind
if I bring a friend along?

1788
01:31:48,909 --> 01:31:51,445
I'm not allowed on my own
just yet.

1789
01:31:51,579 --> 01:31:53,481
Of course
your friend can come, Daddy.

1790
01:31:57,752 --> 01:32:00,755
Let's go get
some ice cream.
Yay!

1791
01:32:01,589 --> 01:32:05,126
Oh, boy.
Yeah, buddy!

1792
01:32:05,259 --> 01:32:07,261
We did it, baby!
Whoo!

1793
01:32:07,395 --> 01:32:09,563
Not bad for a bunch of drunks.

1794
01:32:11,665 --> 01:32:14,001
Yo, Pete.
Yeah?

1795
01:32:14,135 --> 01:32:16,604
Are you sure we can't keep
just a little bit of the money?

1796
01:32:16,737 --> 01:32:18,406
Come on, man.
That's how it starts.

1797
01:32:18,539 --> 01:32:20,174
No. Nobody keeps
any of the money.

1798
01:32:20,307 --> 01:32:22,043
It's for the house.
Pete's silly.

1799
01:32:22,176 --> 01:32:22,977
Yeah.

1800
01:32:23,110 --> 01:32:24,645
Hear that, kid?

1801
01:32:25,413 --> 01:32:27,248
Go empty his pockets.

1802
01:32:28,749 --> 01:32:31,585
We won, baby.
Yeah!

1803
01:32:33,487 --> 01:32:34,855
Proud of you, Daddy.

1804
01:32:34,989 --> 01:32:37,358
- Thank you, baby.
-  That's right, "Daddy!"

1805
01:32:43,864 --> 01:32:45,566
Friends forever.

1806
01:35:17,586 --> 01:35:20,354
Let's do this for Johnny, guys.
Let's do it for Johnny.

1807
01:35:20,487 --> 01:35:24,526
Johnny!

1808
01:35:24,659 --> 01:35:26,126
The gloves are off.

1809
01:35:26,260 --> 01:35:28,597
Don't make a fucking animal
out of me now.

1810
01:35:28,762 --> 01:35:29,930
Okay, okay.

1811
01:35:30,064 --> 01:35:31,865
Half that.
Okay, okay.

1812
01:35:32,866 --> 01:35:34,268
Maybe.

1813
01:35:34,401 --> 01:35:36,237
Fucking sing. Sing.

1814
01:35:36,370 --> 01:35:38,138
Fully do it
one year sober. Again.

1815
01:35:38,272 --> 01:35:40,508
And nobody gets a dime
unless you did one year sober.

1816
01:35:40,642 --> 01:35:43,645
- The cash is a real liability.
-  Do that again.

1817
01:35:43,777 --> 01:35:45,547
You do it again.
All right, yes, sir.

1818
01:35:52,753 --> 01:35:54,355
Watch this, Lije.

1819
01:35:54,488 --> 01:35:56,257
Watch this. You'll shit.

1820
01:35:56,390 --> 01:35:58,826
Do we need a little AC, or you good?
 Nah, we're ready to go, kid.

1821
01:35:58,959 --> 01:36:00,662
Great, here we go.
Let's fucking go.

1822
01:36:00,794 --> 01:36:02,162
You gotta learn
how to share, buddy.

1823
01:36:02,296 --> 01:36:03,831
I don't want to learn
how to do it.

1824
01:36:05,533 --> 01:36:08,102
Sick, sick people in here,
like the fucking <i>Mayflower.</i>

1825
01:36:08,235 --> 01:36:10,538
Putting us in here, Pete.
Stacking them, huh?

1826
01:36:11,438 --> 01:36:13,608
Why don't you just
sell my back to somebody?

1827
01:36:13,742 --> 01:36:15,376
Let somebody lay on my back.

1828
01:36:15,510 --> 01:36:17,679
- Some drunk.
-  Nobody's trying to sell your back.

1829
01:36:17,811 --> 01:36:20,814
Yeah, you're making money,
you little booze Scrooge.

1830
01:36:20,948 --> 01:36:22,651
You know what you're doing.

1831
01:36:22,783 --> 01:36:24,084
Did you give it one of these?

1832
01:36:24,218 --> 01:36:26,787
Huh?
No, but like this.
Oh!

1833
01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:28,856
I just caught it
out the side of my eye.

1834
01:36:28,989 --> 01:36:30,324
Like this.
I thought
you went like that.

1835
01:36:30,457 --> 01:36:32,893
Surf therapy.
Okay, let's go again.

1836
01:36:34,763 --> 01:36:36,397
Goddamn!
Ow!

1837
01:36:36,531 --> 01:36:37,798
Fuck!

1838
01:36:40,501 --> 01:36:41,869
Oh!

1839
01:36:42,002 --> 01:36:43,137
You all right, Cruise?

1840
01:36:43,270 --> 01:36:45,873
- I can't see!
- You can see.

1841
01:36:46,006 --> 01:36:48,342
Bro, that was
going to my dick, dude.

1842
01:36:48,475 --> 01:36:50,411
If you punch my dick, man,
I'm gonna get your dick.

1843
01:36:50,545 --> 01:36:52,279
I wasn't trying
to hit him in the dick.

1844
01:36:52,413 --> 01:36:53,847
Hi-yah!

1845
01:36:53,981 --> 01:36:55,482
I was defending myself!

1846
01:36:56,450 --> 01:36:57,885
Bully.

1847
01:36:59,086 --> 01:37:01,221
We have a good time.
Look at this fucking guy.

1848
01:37:02,489 --> 01:37:03,558
Looks like an egg.

1849
01:37:05,125 --> 01:37:07,261
Look at this fucking guy.
Brawny paper towel man.

1850
01:37:08,929 --> 01:37:12,266
What's up, George Clooney?
Welcome to the loony bin.

1851
01:37:12,399 --> 01:37:15,235
Yo, Pete, this rehab
or a retirement home?

1852
01:37:15,369 --> 01:37:17,004
Look at them grays, bro.

1853
01:37:18,773 --> 01:37:20,174
No fucking way.

1854
01:37:20,307 --> 01:37:23,911
If Charles Bronson
and Jackie Chan
had a love child.

1855
01:37:24,779 --> 01:37:26,246
Can I say that?
You can.

1856
01:37:26,380 --> 01:37:27,649
You come to my place
all fucked-up.

1857
01:37:27,782 --> 01:37:28,882
You know what this is, right?

1858
01:37:29,016 --> 01:37:30,117
I got a bunch
of degenerates in there.

1859
01:37:30,250 --> 01:37:31,285
They're barely holding on.

1860
01:37:31,418 --> 01:37:32,787
Smell a little bit
of lemon vodka,

1861
01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:34,088
they're all
back in the sewer.

1862
01:37:34,221 --> 01:37:35,923
Come here shit-faced?
Are you kidding me?

1863
01:37:36,056 --> 01:37:37,291
These guys smell
a little bit of vodka,

1864
01:37:37,424 --> 01:37:38,760
they go down the sewer.
You know that?

1865
01:37:38,892 --> 01:37:40,060
No,
being sober, douche.

1866
01:37:40,194 --> 01:37:41,763
No,
being sober, stupid.

1867
01:37:41,929 --> 01:37:44,733
I'm gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my dick.

1868
01:37:47,968 --> 01:37:49,704
So gross.

1869
01:37:54,908 --> 01:37:56,143
Hello?

1870
01:37:58,011 --> 01:37:59,980
Chew. Chew.

1871
01:38:02,883 --> 01:38:03,984
Chew.

1872
01:38:04,118 --> 01:38:06,120
I'm getting Spike Jonze.

1873
01:38:08,889 --> 01:38:11,258
Foolish.
He looked foolish.

1874
01:38:12,059 --> 01:38:14,529
Third, third!
Okay, third.

1875
01:38:14,662 --> 01:38:15,697
Third, man!

1876
01:38:15,830 --> 01:38:17,431
Fucking idiot.
Third.

1877
01:38:17,565 --> 01:38:18,966
Third base, idiot!

1878
01:38:19,567 --> 01:38:21,268
Yeah!

1879
01:38:21,402 --> 01:38:22,737
Probably something left over

1880
01:38:22,871 --> 01:38:26,106
from that fucking weirdo
that was in here before you.

1881
01:38:26,240 --> 01:38:27,474
Total ant farmer.

1882
01:38:27,609 --> 01:38:29,611
Used to keep his piss
in Ziploc bags.

1883
01:38:29,744 --> 01:38:30,712
Look at me while I slept.

1884
01:38:30,845 --> 01:38:32,446
Used to eat his own eyebrows.

1885
01:38:35,182 --> 01:38:37,852
That wasn't there before.

1886
01:38:37,985 --> 01:38:40,053
Ah!

1887
01:38:41,422 --> 01:38:42,456
Made it.

1888
01:38:44,925 --> 01:38:46,160
Turn it off.

1889
01:38:46,293 --> 01:38:48,429
Which one is that, yours?
Probably.

1890
01:38:48,563 --> 01:38:49,430
My wife's dying.

1891
01:38:49,564 --> 01:38:51,098
Lije, you left me
hanging earlier.

1892
01:38:51,231 --> 01:38:54,401
- Fucking dap that shit up, kid.
-  Yeah, yeah.

1893
01:38:55,436 --> 01:38:57,137
Right after
he did a great take.

1894
01:38:57,271 --> 01:38:59,841
He was wanting a little...

1895
01:38:59,973 --> 01:39:00,909
In the future.

1896
01:39:01,041 --> 01:39:02,443
Way to go, Stew!

1897
01:39:04,945 --> 01:39:07,214
Way to go, buddy!
Hell yeah!

1898
01:39:09,684 --> 01:39:11,519
Like that?

1899
01:39:11,653 --> 01:39:13,020
That was nice.