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[wheels scraping]
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["Attitude" playing]
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♪ Don'’t care what you may say ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ Yeah, we got that PMA ♪
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♪ Hey, we got that PMA ♪
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♪ Don'’t care what you may do ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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♪ I don'’t care
What you may say ♪
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♪ We got that attitude ♪
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[dog barks]
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Charles!
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Charles, come, come!
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[gasps] Shit.
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[groans]
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Charles, come!
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[groaning continues]
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[Charles yelps, whines]
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[groans]
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You stupid dog.[Charles barking]
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Come! Now!
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[groans, mutters]
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Oh, fuck.
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Charles.
Come here, boy.[snapping fingers]
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Come here, boy.
Come, come.
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Come.
Come here, come here.
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I'’m sorry.
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Can you please help me?
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I need to get in touch
with my daughter.
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Can I borrow your phone?
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Please.
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Please.
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If you were a cat,
you'’d be dead.
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Morris, please,
for God'’s sake.
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Mom, just...
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Okay? Please?
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What'’s it gonna
fucking take, huh?
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You'’re never gonna see
your little girl again.
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Do you understand that?
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The fuck
is wrong with you?
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Okay.
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Hey, Mike D!What up, buddy?
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You know what time it is?[Mike] Yeah, I do.
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Yeah? All right.
Come on, let'’s go.
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[whistles]
Hey, Cruise!
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Come on, buddy!
Get your ass moving!
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I can clearly see your balls,
for God'’s sake!
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Hey, Morris,
is that you?
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Coming at you, buddy.[car horn honks]
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Hey, Sammy!
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Sammy, your ride'’s here!
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Hey, there he is.
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How'’s it going, bud?
You doing all right?
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- Mmm.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.
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Get a little snap to it, yeah?
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Hey, look,
today'’s our Monday
accountability meeting.
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Why don'’t you
sit in, yeah?
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[groans] I'’m sorry.
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[spits] I'’m sorry.
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Came here drunk?
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Can'’t have that here.
You understand me?
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- I can'’t have it here.
- Yeah.
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All right, look.
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Yeah, we'’re all here
to get better, right?
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Maybe you sobered up
a little bit with that puke.
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Take any drugs today?
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Not today.
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That'’s nice.
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Okay.
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Look, leave the bag for me
on the front porch.
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All right.
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I'’m gonna check you
for paraphernalia.
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Yeah.
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I'’ll give it to you
at the end of the afternoon.
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[sighs]
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May the Force
be with you, man.
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Come on in, Sammy.
Come here.
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- Buddy.
- I'’m gonna miss you, buddy.
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- Great work.
- We'’ll talk.
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All right.
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["Hyung" playing]
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There he is.
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Let'’s go, Pete!
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- What the fuck, Pete?
- All right,
all right, all right!
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[Dip]
Just fucking read, bro."If I am disturbed,
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it is because I find
some person, place,
thing or situation,
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some fact of my life
as unacceptable to me."
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All right, fellas.
I want you to meet Morris.[scoffs]
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Is Clint Eastwood
gonna tell me to
get off his lawn?
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[laughter]
All right, all right.
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Welcome, Morris.
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Thank you, Jake.
That'’s Jake. That'’s Dip.
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Don'’t take anything
he says seriously.
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That'’s Garvey over
there in the corner.
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We got Mike D,
we got Cedric,
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Stew, Diego,
Tom Cruise.
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Sammy outside
just graduated.
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Come, Morris.
Everything'’s gonna be okay.
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Make him feel comfortable.[Cedric] Welcome
to the loony bin.
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Hey, sit down.
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Move the chair.
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All right, fellas,
meeting time!
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Garvey, I want you to show him
to you guys'’ room
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- right after the meeting.
- What the fuck, Pete?
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Why'’s he gotta be in my room?
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'’Cause you don'’t
have a roommate.
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[Garvey]
I like being by myself.
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Bullshit, bro.
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[Pete] He doesn'’t mean
any of that, Morris.
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[Garvey]
Packing them in, huh, Pete?
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Profiting off the ill.
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Making the cash, huh?
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Give me that book.
[clears throat]
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"And I can find no serenity
until I accept the person,
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place, thing or situation
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has been exactly the way
it'’s supposed to be
at this moment."
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That is some good shit.
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What do you say, Stewie?
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Good shit.
Good shit.
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Yeah.
That'’s good shit.
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[footsteps approaching]
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You'’re on the bottom.
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I'’m outta here before you
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and then
you'’ll get the top.
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Cycle through.
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You smell that?
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[Garvey inhales deeply]
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Probably something left over
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from the fuckhead who
was in here before you.
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Total weirdo.
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Hung himself.
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Between us,
I'’m okay with it.
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Dude used to keep piss
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in Ziploc bags
under his bed
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and collect
his own eyelashes.
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Annoying as shit.
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I was on the bottom bunk.
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You see how it works?
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[shouts]
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[chattering][bongos drumming]
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[bongos continue drumming][chattering continues]
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[laughing]
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["Dixie Lane" playing]
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♪ Say you'’ll stay here
When you don'’t ♪
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♪ Go to sleep
But then you won'’t ♪
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♪ You speak in onomatopoeia... ♪
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You good?
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Yeah.
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[Jake] So if you go with
the house rules, and the flow,
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do your chores
and don'’t complain,
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it'’s pretty easy.
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You gotta attend five AA
or NA meetings a week.
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We make a big dinner
every night.
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Eventually,
you'’ll get a night.
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But you gotta make
your own breakfast
and lunch.
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When do we get
to leave the house?
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In the beginning,
just for meetings.
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Me, I can go whenever.
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But you?
You'’re here for a while.
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There'’s super good
sobriety here though.
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Dudes are pretty chill.
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[Stew] That'’s right.
That'’s right.
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Dude freaks me out.
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Oh, Stew?
Ladies love Stew.
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Vodka.
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It always starts with booze.
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Then whatever.
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I did K almost daily
for two years.
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Blew a hole in my septum.
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Now boogers go from
one side to the other.
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He started this place
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'’cause he got let go
from another sober living
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for beating up
the program director.
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Those places can be
super shady.
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Feeding off suffering kids
who can'’t get right.
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Making a shit ton of dough.
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No real program.
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Actually counting on
repeat offenders
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and recycling
helpless addicts in and out
like Dip over there.
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Yo, I'’ma be in
and out of your moms, bruh.
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And once
you'’re off restrictions,
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you can almost go anywhere.
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As long as you'’re with
a phase two guy.
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I'’m phase two,
so you can go surfing with me.
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I do surf therapy.
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That'’s what Garvey
was giving Pete
so much shit about?
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Yeah, but that'’s
not Pete though.
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Pete started
this place from scratch
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with a different mindset
on recovery.
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Real solution.
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Changed how
I fucking see the world.
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So your company'’s why
you'’re here.
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Well, they took me off
the roster till I get better.
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Plus I'’ve been blackballed
everywhere else,
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so kind of need them
on my side.
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You all right?
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Yeah.
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Oh, fuck.
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How do I get to phase two?
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Thirty days
sober and clean.
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Do your chores.
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Don'’t go missing for hours.
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Don'’t miss any meetings.
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Don'’t pee hot.
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And you'’re good.
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Easy fucking does it.
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[dog barking]
Handle your animal, bro!
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Dirty aliens!
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I'’m gonna fuck y'’all up!
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I'’ll piss on
both of y'’all, son!
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What the fuck'’s
wrong with that guy?[dog howling]
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See this tat
- right here, bro?
- Ohh!
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I actually have a career.
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Oh, yeah? [scoffs]
So you work tomorrow?
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♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪
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♪ I'’ve been less than lonely
Since you came in ♪
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[chattering
in distance]
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[person on phone]
I saw the fucking video.
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You are a piece of shit
excuse for a man.
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You know what?
You'’re not even a man.
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And you'’re certainly
not a father.
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Lose my fucking number.
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We are done with you.
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[loud rock music playing] Who wants it?
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Who wants it, motherfucker?
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Who wants to
fucking go, huh?
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Fuck!
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Come at me!
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Where is he?
Who the fuck are you, huh?
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You want some?
You want some, motherfucker?
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[video stops]
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[knocks on door]
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Hey, buddy.
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No phones, man.
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Hand it over.
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Come on.
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You have two phones?
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You have
my work phone.
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[sighs] Any other phones
I gotta worry about?
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You sure?
No bed phone?
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Are you okay?
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- Yeah.
- All right.
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Well, we got a softball game
in, like, 30.
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Put on some sweatpants
or some shit.
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[sighs]
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[chattering]
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Lob it, chief.[Garvey] Go, buddy.
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- All right!
- Go, Diego!
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[chattering continues]
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[Mike] Come on, Diego!
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Whoo!
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[Jake] Man doing gymnastics.
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[Pete] There it is.
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Come on now.
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Come on, Diego!
You got this, baby!
258
00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:33,431
Come on,
put a little boom in it now!
259
00:11:34,258 --> 00:11:35,302
Come on, Diego!
260
00:11:36,782 --> 00:11:37,740
[umpire] Out!
261
00:11:37,914 --> 00:11:39,437
Out?
What the fuck?
262
00:11:39,611 --> 00:11:41,091
That was clearly a ball.
263
00:11:41,265 --> 00:11:42,788
One,
Diego never swings.
264
00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,138
All right?
He doesn'’t wanna get dirty.
265
00:11:45,312 --> 00:11:46,661
Two,
it'’s a strike.
266
00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:49,316
If the ball hits the plate,
it'’s a strike.
267
00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:50,578
I hate softball.
268
00:11:50,753 --> 00:11:52,537
Well, it was
a good pitch though.
269
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,668
But you'’re right.
270
00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,279
Softball
ain'’t baseball.
271
00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:57,020
Definitely not.
272
00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:00,414
My old man had Dodgers
season tickets since the '’80s.
273
00:12:01,067 --> 00:12:02,286
You a fan?
274
00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:04,331
Red Sox.[Jake] Fuck '’em up, Garvey!
275
00:12:04,505 --> 00:12:06,029
[laughs]
Fuckers.
276
00:12:06,203 --> 00:12:08,074
All right, mami, serve
up that titty milk, huh?
277
00:12:09,728 --> 00:12:10,860
[Pete] Come on, Garvey!
278
00:12:11,034 --> 00:12:12,513
[cheering]
There you go, baby!
279
00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:13,819
Yeah!
280
00:12:13,993 --> 00:12:15,299
Damn.
281
00:12:15,473 --> 00:12:16,779
Let'’s go, Garvey! Damn.
282
00:12:16,953 --> 00:12:18,171
Yeah, man, he played D1.
283
00:12:18,345 --> 00:12:19,956
He'’s the only
guaranteed run we have.
284
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,567
[umpire] Secret Agents 18,
Sweet Dreams 3!
285
00:12:23,394 --> 00:12:25,048
You guys are terrible.
286
00:12:25,222 --> 00:12:27,528
It'’s not bad.
Only 15 runs this time.
287
00:12:27,702 --> 00:12:29,139
[Mike] Morris.
288
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:31,837
You'’re up, Chuck.
[chuckles]
I'’m good.
289
00:12:32,011 --> 00:12:34,361
Come on, bro.
It'’s a bad look
not to participate.
290
00:12:34,535 --> 00:12:35,972
Just take
the fucking bat, cool guy.
291
00:12:36,146 --> 00:12:37,669
[Pete]
It'’ll be good for you.
292
00:12:37,843 --> 00:12:39,236
[applause][whoops]
293
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,498
Get out there. Come on.
294
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:44,981
[Jake] There he goes.
295
00:12:48,723 --> 00:12:50,247
[Mike] Come on now,
you got this!
296
00:12:52,205 --> 00:12:53,728
[Jake] Let'’s go,
Morris, let'’s go!
297
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,296
[Dip] Take your time.
[laughs]
298
00:12:56,470 --> 00:12:58,168
[Cruise]
We have faith in you, man!
299
00:12:59,647 --> 00:13:01,171
[Pete] Come on,
Morris, you got it.
300
00:13:03,042 --> 00:13:04,609
[Jake] Let'’s go, Morris!
301
00:13:04,783 --> 00:13:07,481
[Dip, singsongy]
We want a hitter,
not a drug quitter!
302
00:13:09,483 --> 00:13:10,745
[Mike] Come on now.
303
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,792
[grunts][team cheering]
304
00:13:13,966 --> 00:13:15,620
Go, go, go!
305
00:13:21,756 --> 00:13:24,237
[cheering][applause]
306
00:13:24,411 --> 00:13:26,022
[whistling]
307
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,852
[Dip]
Was not expecting that.
308
00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:31,897
[team laughs]
309
00:13:34,117 --> 00:13:35,553
My kid'’s barely sleeping.
310
00:13:35,727 --> 00:13:37,294
I mean, I volunteered
to handle nights
311
00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:38,948
so my wife could sleep,
312
00:13:39,122 --> 00:13:41,472
but I'’m up every five minutes
until midnight
313
00:13:41,646 --> 00:13:42,516
for the last few days.
314
00:13:42,690 --> 00:13:43,735
So last night,
315
00:13:45,171 --> 00:13:47,043
I yelled at him
like Mark Wahlberg in Fear
316
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:49,959
when he'’s like, "So let me
in the fucking house!"
317
00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:52,004
[group laughs]
And my kid got scared
318
00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,224
and I didn'’t even feel bad.
319
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,965
Until I laid back down,
320
00:13:56,139 --> 00:13:58,358
and then I couldn'’t sleep
the rest of the night.
321
00:13:58,532 --> 00:14:00,056
You'’d think
after ten years sober,
322
00:14:00,230 --> 00:14:02,319
I wouldn'’t lose
my shit like this.
323
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,277
With a toddler too.
324
00:14:06,018 --> 00:14:07,280
That'’s all I got, thanks.
325
00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:09,282
[group applauds][person] Thanks, Gary.
326
00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:12,111
Uh, Jake,
let'’s hear from you.
327
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,243
[Jake] Thanks, Miguel.
328
00:14:13,417 --> 00:14:14,766
I'’m Jake. Alcoholic.
329
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,507
Jake![group] Jake!
330
00:14:16,681 --> 00:14:18,596
I really relate to that story
you told right there, Gary.
331
00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:21,294
Seriously, man.
It reminds me of my roommate
over here, Tom Cruise.
332
00:14:21,468 --> 00:14:23,122
I feel the same way
about him, huh, Tom?
333
00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:25,298
[group laughs]
But that'’s all I got.
334
00:14:25,472 --> 00:14:27,474
I want to pass it
to Morris if I can.
335
00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:30,869
[whispers]
It'’s okay, Morris.
336
00:14:31,043 --> 00:14:32,392
Okay, thanks, Jake.
337
00:14:34,568 --> 00:14:36,048
Morris. Alcoholic.
338
00:14:36,222 --> 00:14:38,050
[group] Hey, Morris!
339
00:14:38,224 --> 00:14:41,227
I got a DUI once,
so I'’ve been to these before.
340
00:14:41,401 --> 00:14:42,968
Not this meeting, but AA.
341
00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:46,406
I don'’t know,
I fucked up pretty bad.
342
00:14:47,494 --> 00:14:49,018
I went to this work thing,
343
00:14:49,192 --> 00:14:51,672
and I got in a fight
with a coworker'’s husband.
344
00:14:51,846 --> 00:14:52,935
And the next thing you know,
345
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,893
I wake up bloody
on a park bench.
346
00:14:55,067 --> 00:14:56,895
[group member] Dude,
you'’re in the right place.
347
00:14:57,069 --> 00:14:58,592
Yeah, the thing is,
348
00:14:58,766 --> 00:15:01,944
I left my eight-year-old
daughter home alone by herself.
349
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,297
And I waited till
she fell asleep,
350
00:15:07,471 --> 00:15:10,082
and I was gonna be back
before she woke up,
351
00:15:10,256 --> 00:15:12,563
but I went out
and had a few drinks
352
00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:15,958
and next thing you know,
I wake up on the bench.
353
00:15:16,132 --> 00:15:17,742
I don'’t remember the fight.
354
00:15:17,916 --> 00:15:18,961
Nothing.
355
00:15:19,613 --> 00:15:21,050
[chuckles]
356
00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:22,921
No one seemed to care
357
00:15:23,095 --> 00:15:25,054
when I was left home alone
at that same age.
358
00:15:25,228 --> 00:15:28,231
But, you know,
different time, I get it.
359
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:35,890
It would'’ve been fine,
but she woke up
360
00:15:36,761 --> 00:15:38,719
and went looking for me.
361
00:15:38,893 --> 00:15:41,070
And then locked herself
out of the house.
362
00:15:42,288 --> 00:15:43,681
Neighbor found her.
363
00:15:43,855 --> 00:15:45,988
Called the cops.
It was a fucking nightmare.
364
00:15:49,556 --> 00:15:51,819
And I can just see
her little face crying.
365
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:54,518
So scared.
366
00:16:01,046 --> 00:16:03,701
How am I supposed to go to
a party and not drink?
367
00:16:04,745 --> 00:16:06,747
Go to a game or even on a date?
368
00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:11,187
You know, any idea of having
a good time is fucking gone.
369
00:16:12,362 --> 00:16:13,841
And no offense, guys,
370
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,192
but I don'’t want to
end up like you
371
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:18,237
and have no life
and the only thing
to look forward to
372
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:19,630
is these fucking meetings.
373
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,501
[group laughs]
374
00:16:22,502 --> 00:16:23,503
That'’s it.
375
00:16:24,330 --> 00:16:25,331
Yeah, Morris!
376
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,073
[group member] Fuck yeah!
377
00:16:28,247 --> 00:16:31,511
Uh, let'’s hear from
that crusty guy Frank.
378
00:16:31,685 --> 00:16:32,599
[Frank] Oh, fuck you.
379
00:16:32,773 --> 00:16:33,861
Hey, I'’m Frank.
380
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:34,862
I'’m an alcoholic
and drug addict.
381
00:16:35,037 --> 00:16:36,864
[group] Frank!
382
00:16:37,039 --> 00:16:38,910
Thanks for the meeting, buddy.
383
00:16:39,084 --> 00:16:40,825
Morris,
that takes courage, man.
384
00:16:40,999 --> 00:16:42,348
Good job.
385
00:16:42,522 --> 00:16:44,524
For real. You know,
when I first came in here,
386
00:16:44,698 --> 00:16:46,526
I could not stop
shooting dope.
387
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,441
I did that shit for 25 years
388
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:50,487
and I was running the biggest
record company in town
389
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:51,879
at the fucking time too.
390
00:16:52,054 --> 00:16:54,099
Didn'’t matter.
And I had everything.
391
00:16:54,273 --> 00:16:55,666
I had the hot wife,
the cars, the kids.
392
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:56,928
I had all the toys,
393
00:16:57,102 --> 00:16:58,321
but I was
fucking miserable, man.
394
00:16:58,495 --> 00:17:00,062
I was miserable.
395
00:17:00,236 --> 00:17:02,368
And when I finally had enough
and I decided to get sober,
396
00:17:02,542 --> 00:17:04,762
all those people I worked
with, they thanked me.
397
00:17:04,936 --> 00:17:06,329
They thanked me![group chuckles]
398
00:17:06,503 --> 00:17:08,113
Wow!
399
00:17:08,287 --> 00:17:10,333
My wife--
Well, she'’s my ex-wife now
at that point.
400
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:11,812
[group laughs]
401
00:17:11,986 --> 00:17:13,814
I fucked that up,
but she fucking thanked me.
402
00:17:13,988 --> 00:17:16,339
It'’s like everybody
knew what a mess
my life was except me.
403
00:17:16,513 --> 00:17:17,949
It took a minute.
404
00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:19,559
I'’m here to tell you
it ain'’t fun out there.
405
00:17:19,733 --> 00:17:20,908
It gets worse.
406
00:17:21,083 --> 00:17:22,736
And the guys in this room
will tell you
407
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:24,825
this sober shit,
it ain'’t boring.
408
00:17:24,999 --> 00:17:27,045
[group chuckles]
Fuck no!
409
00:17:27,219 --> 00:17:29,439
Look at this fucking guy
slinging dick up there.
410
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,484
[group laughs]
411
00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:33,225
He'’s the best!
412
00:17:33,399 --> 00:17:34,574
You can be just like him!
413
00:17:34,748 --> 00:17:35,880
[group laughs]
414
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:37,447
You'’re gonna
get your life back.
415
00:17:37,621 --> 00:17:39,231
You'’re gonna get
your life back and then some.
416
00:17:39,405 --> 00:17:42,539
It'’s like if you get
free here, get clean here,
417
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:44,149
a whole new world
cracks open.
418
00:17:44,802 --> 00:17:46,282
It just does. It does.
419
00:17:46,456 --> 00:17:48,675
And I thought just like
you think right now.
420
00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:50,068
You know, and I
remember being new.
421
00:17:50,242 --> 00:17:52,157
I remember being
a newcomer sitting there.
422
00:17:52,331 --> 00:17:54,725
I did not want to hear
the shit coming out of
my mouth right now, Morris.
423
00:17:54,899 --> 00:17:57,075
No way. I was thinking,
"Man, fuck this guy.
424
00:17:57,249 --> 00:17:58,685
He doesn'’t know."
425
00:17:58,859 --> 00:18:00,165
You guys are
thinking that right now.
426
00:18:00,339 --> 00:18:01,297
[group laughs]
427
00:18:01,471 --> 00:18:03,560
Fuck this guy
specifically.
428
00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:07,172
So it'’s really up to you
if you want this or not.
429
00:18:07,346 --> 00:18:09,000
It'’s just up to you.
You know?
430
00:18:09,174 --> 00:18:10,871
You can always go back to
doing what you were doing.
431
00:18:11,045 --> 00:18:12,046
What do you have
to lose?
432
00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,352
That'’s all I got.
433
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,093
[group member]
Nice. Thank you, Frank!
434
00:18:15,267 --> 00:18:16,573
[group cheers]
435
00:18:16,747 --> 00:18:19,228
[group member] Frankie![group member] Solid.
436
00:18:19,402 --> 00:18:20,968
["Lot Lizard 93"
playing in distance]
437
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,145
[chattering]
Fuck.
438
00:18:23,971 --> 00:18:25,016
Jesus.
439
00:18:29,194 --> 00:18:30,891
[song continues playing,
muffled]
440
00:18:32,066 --> 00:18:34,025
[sniffing]
441
00:18:46,211 --> 00:18:47,430
Motherfucker.
442
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:55,916
It'’s funny?
443
00:18:56,090 --> 00:18:57,091
Think it'’s funny?
444
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,484
Okay, motherfucker.
445
00:18:58,658 --> 00:19:01,008
[urinating]
446
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,752
Dude!
What the hell?
447
00:19:07,145 --> 00:19:09,800
Motherfucker!
You want another broken nose?
448
00:19:09,974 --> 00:19:11,802
Come on, Garvey, chill!
449
00:19:11,976 --> 00:19:13,325
He didn'’t do it!
He didn'’t do it!
450
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:15,849
[grunting]
The socks are mine!
451
00:19:16,023 --> 00:19:17,634
Stop, Garvey![Diego] Let him go, Garvey!
452
00:19:17,808 --> 00:19:18,983
- Why?
- He didn'’t do nothing!
453
00:19:19,157 --> 00:19:20,463
- You fucker!
- Why?
454
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:21,594
Whoa!
455
00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,207
- [Garvey] Fucking pussy.
- What the fuck is going on?
456
00:19:26,120 --> 00:19:27,165
[Jake] I was just...
457
00:19:28,253 --> 00:19:29,211
pushing buttons.
458
00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,690
Get it together, boys.
459
00:19:31,996 --> 00:19:32,997
You and I will talk later.
460
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,607
You, let'’s chat.
461
00:19:34,781 --> 00:19:36,130
Come on, motherfucker!
462
00:19:38,307 --> 00:19:40,134
You almost got
the new guy killed.
463
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:42,311
[Pete] Enough of
the fucking pranks, Jake!
464
00:19:44,965 --> 00:19:46,837
[Morris] I cannot live
in that fucking room.
465
00:19:47,011 --> 00:19:48,404
Garvey is a psycho.
466
00:19:48,578 --> 00:19:50,797
And he smells bad.
467
00:19:50,971 --> 00:19:51,972
[Pete] All right, I get it.
468
00:19:52,146 --> 00:19:53,626
He has really poor hygiene,
469
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:56,020
but maybe you could show him
something about self-care.
470
00:19:57,543 --> 00:19:59,241
You know, I feel like
I'’m trapped in here
471
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:01,025
with a bunch
of underachievers.
472
00:20:01,199 --> 00:20:02,635
I am not them.
473
00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:04,594
I won awards,
for fuck'’s sake.[Pete] Dude.
474
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,249
And I'’m not gonna
pretend like this is all--Dude. Dude!
475
00:20:08,989 --> 00:20:10,121
You were dropped.
476
00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,341
Temporarily.
477
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:14,386
They'’ll bring me back
once I'’m outta here.
478
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:37,235
[sighs]
479
00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,151
You'’re gonna have to
push all this shit aside.
480
00:20:41,587 --> 00:20:42,806
I know how you feel.
481
00:20:43,937 --> 00:20:45,591
Must be hard to find
anything attractive
482
00:20:45,765 --> 00:20:47,680
about this place
with these guys,
483
00:20:47,854 --> 00:20:49,813
but you'’re all here
doing the same thing.
484
00:20:52,032 --> 00:20:54,513
You know that guy Frank
- from the meetings?
- Yeah.
485
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,950
A fucking mogul.
486
00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:58,604
Wound up sleeping in his car.
487
00:20:59,562 --> 00:21:00,737
And the sad thing is
488
00:21:00,911 --> 00:21:02,826
most of these guys
are not gonna make it.
489
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,916
Probability is
you'’re not gonna make it.
490
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:07,787
Hardly anyone stays sober.
491
00:21:07,961 --> 00:21:10,442
How do you think those meetings
stay the same size?
492
00:21:14,054 --> 00:21:15,708
Do you really want this?
493
00:21:17,754 --> 00:21:19,190
Yeah.
494
00:21:19,364 --> 00:21:21,323
Of course, if I ever want
to see my daughter again.
495
00:21:21,497 --> 00:21:22,585
No, Morris.
496
00:21:22,759 --> 00:21:24,674
For you. Not for her.
497
00:21:24,848 --> 00:21:25,892
For you.
498
00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,069
I'’m gonna need you
to dig deep.
499
00:21:29,243 --> 00:21:32,116
Start looking at these guys
and see what they have to offer.
500
00:21:32,290 --> 00:21:33,552
What you did for a living
501
00:21:33,726 --> 00:21:36,033
is much harder
than being clean for 90 days.
502
00:21:36,207 --> 00:21:40,951
If they focus on negative shit,
you get negative shit.
503
00:21:42,344 --> 00:21:43,519
I don'’t know.
504
00:21:43,693 --> 00:21:45,564
Maybe cook these guys
dinner one night.
505
00:21:45,738 --> 00:21:46,739
They'’ll love it.
506
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:50,047
Right? I mean,
contribute, be an asset.
507
00:21:50,221 --> 00:21:53,006
Use your big-shot shit
and teach them something.
508
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,837
You do all of that,
it'’ll all fall into place.
509
00:21:58,011 --> 00:21:59,752
I promise.
510
00:22:02,146 --> 00:22:03,321
Yeah.
511
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:08,761
[phone ringing]
512
00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:10,807
Uh, hang on a second.
513
00:22:11,590 --> 00:22:12,591
Yeah, this is Pete.
514
00:22:16,508 --> 00:22:17,814
Yeah, that'’s what
I consolidated.
515
00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:21,905
[whispers] Go fuck yourself.
516
00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,778
Everything okay?
517
00:22:26,953 --> 00:22:28,520
Yeah, telemarketers.
518
00:22:29,173 --> 00:22:30,957
- Mmm.
- No shame.
519
00:22:31,131 --> 00:22:32,176
What'’s that?
520
00:22:33,873 --> 00:22:35,571
What, the gold glove?
521
00:22:35,745 --> 00:22:37,660
That'’s our 2015
championship trophy.
522
00:22:37,834 --> 00:22:40,793
It'’s a pretty nice trophy
for softball.
523
00:22:40,967 --> 00:22:43,535
Well, we haven'’t taken it
seriously in quite some time.
524
00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:48,627
But did I see you having
a good time the other night?
525
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,631
It'’s the only fun I'’ve had.
526
00:22:53,893 --> 00:22:55,199
That'’s something.
527
00:22:59,769 --> 00:23:00,813
[Morris] Hey, Shannon.
528
00:23:01,814 --> 00:23:03,468
I know you'’re pissed.
529
00:23:03,642 --> 00:23:05,383
I fucked up
really bad this time.
530
00:23:05,557 --> 00:23:06,602
I know this.
531
00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:10,170
I was hoping
to talk to Sofie.
532
00:23:10,344 --> 00:23:12,390
I miss her,
and I feel awful.
533
00:23:13,652 --> 00:23:15,088
And I hope you aren'’t
making things worse
534
00:23:15,262 --> 00:23:16,742
than they already are.
535
00:23:18,352 --> 00:23:20,006
I'’m sorry.
I didn'’t mean that.
536
00:23:21,312 --> 00:23:23,749
Anyways,
if you wanna reach me,
537
00:23:23,923 --> 00:23:28,362
it'’s 310-122-0199.
538
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:29,712
It'’s a house phone.
539
00:23:29,886 --> 00:23:32,454
I don'’t get my phone
back for a bit.
540
00:23:34,281 --> 00:23:35,326
Please.
541
00:23:36,196 --> 00:23:37,937
Talk to you later.
542
00:23:38,111 --> 00:23:39,156
Bye.
543
00:23:41,375 --> 00:23:43,160
["Cochino" playing]
544
00:23:47,381 --> 00:23:48,470
Cruise.
545
00:23:50,123 --> 00:23:51,255
Here, try that.
546
00:23:52,604 --> 00:23:55,041
Mmm, very nice.
547
00:23:56,042 --> 00:23:57,740
Hey, if you need any help,
let me know.
548
00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,959
I'’m a pretty good cook.
549
00:24:01,004 --> 00:24:02,571
You can do the dishes.
550
00:24:02,745 --> 00:24:04,834
Oh. Okay.[Cruise] You cook?
551
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:07,184
I'’m sure your girlfriend
really likes that.
552
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:10,404
[chuckles]
Yeah, no girlfriend.
553
00:24:11,231 --> 00:24:12,537
Nice.
554
00:24:12,711 --> 00:24:15,932
Yeah, I usually cook
a big meal for the crew
555
00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:17,934
after I wrap a job.
556
00:24:18,108 --> 00:24:20,980
[Cruise] "Crew." Is that
like a caterer chef?
557
00:24:21,154 --> 00:24:22,982
I don'’t know
what you call that.
558
00:24:23,156 --> 00:24:24,984
I'’m a director.
559
00:24:25,158 --> 00:24:26,290
Mostly music videos.
560
00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:29,336
I too was once
a part of the industry.
561
00:24:29,511 --> 00:24:31,338
I was a very
sought-after
underwear model.
562
00:24:31,513 --> 00:24:33,776
[Morris, Mike laugh]
563
00:24:33,950 --> 00:24:35,299
Shut the fuck up.
564
00:24:36,387 --> 00:24:37,301
Look.
565
00:24:37,475 --> 00:24:39,521
N-- [laughs]
566
00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,784
No fucking way. I--
567
00:24:43,655 --> 00:24:46,049
Tom Cruise, right there.
568
00:24:46,223 --> 00:24:47,616
Well, my birth name
is Tom Yodeler.
569
00:24:47,790 --> 00:24:49,661
- Oh.
- But the guys started
calling me Tom Cruise
570
00:24:49,835 --> 00:24:51,533
when they found out
about these. [chuckles]
571
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,753
What happened?
572
00:24:56,538 --> 00:24:58,540
Sorry, that sounded shitty.
573
00:24:59,845 --> 00:25:01,281
That'’s cool.
574
00:25:01,455 --> 00:25:03,719
I know I'’m a little fat now.
575
00:25:03,893 --> 00:25:06,896
I stopped drinking,
got super depressed,
576
00:25:07,070 --> 00:25:09,638
and I just started
eating my feelings.
577
00:25:09,812 --> 00:25:12,379
I think I felt better
when I was still drinking.
578
00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,338
Damn.
579
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:22,302
Maybe I should be the one
to sample the wings.
580
00:25:24,435 --> 00:25:26,872
[laughs] Fuck you, man!
581
00:25:27,046 --> 00:25:29,658
I want to try some of
those fucking wings, Mike D!
582
00:25:29,832 --> 00:25:31,050
[Mike] Oh, I bet you do.
583
00:25:31,224 --> 00:25:33,139
- Get in line, Bubba, whoo!
- Whoo! [whistles]
584
00:25:33,313 --> 00:25:34,227
All right.
585
00:25:34,401 --> 00:25:37,274
[lips smacking]
586
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:50,766
[Jake] Ugh, man.
587
00:25:50,940 --> 00:25:52,594
You don'’t have
no table manners, bro?
588
00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:59,862
Bro, I'’m gonna stab
myself in the face
589
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:02,038
if I have to watch you
molest another wing like that.
590
00:26:02,212 --> 00:26:03,648
[laughter]
Well, I can'’t eat another.
591
00:26:03,822 --> 00:26:04,736
Who wants my last wing?
592
00:26:04,910 --> 00:26:05,998
- Oh!
- Me!
593
00:26:06,172 --> 00:26:07,739
- Me!
- No, not Dip.
594
00:26:09,436 --> 00:26:10,437
Give it to Cruise.
595
00:26:11,090 --> 00:26:12,483
Fuck you, Morris.
596
00:26:12,657 --> 00:26:14,137
[Mike]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Garvey.
597
00:26:14,311 --> 00:26:16,008
- Chill out, bro.
- I'’m not gonna chill.
598
00:26:16,182 --> 00:26:17,619
He gets all the shit, man.
599
00:26:18,576 --> 00:26:20,273
Hope you guys relapse, dawg.
600
00:26:22,449 --> 00:26:23,407
I'’m gonna clean up, man.
601
00:26:23,581 --> 00:26:24,756
[Cruise] Thanks, man.
[groans]
602
00:26:25,452 --> 00:26:26,628
[Jake] Bro.
603
00:26:28,281 --> 00:26:29,152
There you go.
604
00:26:29,326 --> 00:26:30,370
Thanks, man.
605
00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:34,461
You don'’t want that.
606
00:26:34,636 --> 00:26:35,767
[group exclaiming]
607
00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:38,944
You just got
hot sauce in my eye!
608
00:26:39,118 --> 00:26:40,511
I'’m gonna murder you!
609
00:26:40,685 --> 00:26:42,644
Don'’t do it,
don'’t do it, don'’t do it!
610
00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:45,690
[group shouting]
611
00:26:45,864 --> 00:26:47,257
He'’s like
an angry Benihana chef.
612
00:26:47,431 --> 00:26:48,824
[laughs]
613
00:26:48,998 --> 00:26:50,216
[Dip] Yo, come on,
look at him.
614
00:26:50,390 --> 00:26:51,435
Like a tiny T.rex.
615
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:53,002
Like a little Pikachu.
616
00:26:53,176 --> 00:26:54,917
You better not leave
your room tonight.
617
00:26:55,091 --> 00:26:57,920
If I see you come out,
even for a second,
you'’re fucked.
618
00:26:58,094 --> 00:27:01,097
And wipe that stupid smirk
off your fucking face!
619
00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,229
Morris, I got '’em.[Mike] You got what?
620
00:27:03,403 --> 00:27:04,361
The tickets.
621
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:06,145
- What tickets?
- What tickets?
622
00:27:06,319 --> 00:27:07,756
Morris, he traded
his box seats
623
00:27:07,930 --> 00:27:09,148
for nosebleeds this Saturday.
624
00:27:09,322 --> 00:27:10,672
Red Sox-Dodgers game.
625
00:27:10,846 --> 00:27:12,108
We'’re going to the game.
626
00:27:12,282 --> 00:27:15,241
That'’s right![all cheering]
627
00:27:15,415 --> 00:27:17,853
[Diego] Going to the game!
We'’re going to the game!
628
00:27:18,027 --> 00:27:20,420
[Mike] Great work, Morris.[Pete] All right,
all right, all right!
629
00:27:20,594 --> 00:27:21,726
Why do you have
a pan in your hand?
630
00:27:21,900 --> 00:27:22,858
- I'’m making croissants.
- Cruise.
631
00:27:23,032 --> 00:27:24,163
Put the fucking pan down.
632
00:27:24,337 --> 00:27:25,469
I'’m sorry.
633
00:27:33,303 --> 00:27:34,347
Whew.
634
00:27:36,741 --> 00:27:39,178
["Cochino" playing]
635
00:27:49,145 --> 00:27:50,494
[Garvey]
These seats are sick, huh?
636
00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:52,061
[Pete] Not helping, Garvey.
637
00:27:52,931 --> 00:27:53,932
[grunts]
638
00:27:54,106 --> 00:27:56,239
[announcer on radio,
indistinct]
639
00:27:56,413 --> 00:27:58,589
Yo, Cruise! You find it?
640
00:27:58,763 --> 00:28:00,286
I can'’t find it.
641
00:28:00,460 --> 00:28:01,766
Oh, motherfucker!
642
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:03,028
Damn, man!
643
00:28:03,202 --> 00:28:05,074
Our lives fucking suck!
644
00:28:05,248 --> 00:28:06,728
And now we'’re here?[Pete] Hey, who'’s up?
645
00:28:06,902 --> 00:28:08,860
I can'’t hear the game.[groans]
646
00:28:09,034 --> 00:28:11,210
- [Cedric] Turn it up!
- I did.
647
00:28:11,384 --> 00:28:13,647
[announcer] Top of the fifth,
JD Martinez will dig in.
648
00:28:13,822 --> 00:28:15,693
Let'’s see how Kershaw
goes after him.
649
00:28:15,867 --> 00:28:17,564
[Morris] Clayton'’s looking
pretty good today.
650
00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:19,218
Yeah, yeah, yeah.[chuckles]
651
00:28:19,392 --> 00:28:21,307
Eighty thousand for
a softball tournament?
652
00:28:21,481 --> 00:28:24,658
"Go to iamyourbiggestfan.com
to sign up today."
653
00:28:24,833 --> 00:28:27,444
Eighty bands
for a tournament?
654
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:29,185
Iamyourbiggestfan.com.
655
00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,273
Is it OnlyFans?
656
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:32,971
Hey, we should do it.
657
00:28:33,145 --> 00:28:34,190
[Pete] Yeah,
we should do it.
658
00:28:34,364 --> 00:28:35,931
Morris here is
a huge softball fan.
659
00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:37,802
- Aren'’t you, Morris?
- I fucking hate softball.
660
00:28:37,976 --> 00:28:40,065
They say we gotta
sign up by Sunday,
and that'’s tomorrow.
661
00:28:40,239 --> 00:28:42,807
Pete, are you sure
- about this shit?
- Fuck out of here.
662
00:28:42,981 --> 00:28:45,854
I'’m not gonna let
a bunch of sober dicks
split 80 grand.
663
00:28:46,028 --> 00:28:47,551
You'’d probably
relapse together.
664
00:28:47,725 --> 00:28:48,770
Come on, Pete.
665
00:28:48,944 --> 00:28:50,772
- Let us relapse.
- That sounds lit.
666
00:28:50,946 --> 00:28:52,251
It would be
a good business decision.
667
00:28:52,425 --> 00:28:54,036
Have you guys
back at the house.
668
00:28:54,210 --> 00:28:56,038
Oh, you know,
whoever doesn'’t die
669
00:28:56,212 --> 00:28:58,518
- from an $80,000 bender.
- Bro, you'’re so dramatic.
670
00:28:58,692 --> 00:29:00,651
I'’m trying to set
you guys up to live.
671
00:29:00,825 --> 00:29:02,218
Why?[Jake] You should be
all about this.
672
00:29:02,392 --> 00:29:03,610
Yeah.
673
00:29:03,785 --> 00:29:05,090
[Pete] Hey,
I'’d look forward to it.
674
00:29:05,264 --> 00:29:06,744
The tourney,
not the relapse.
675
00:29:06,918 --> 00:29:08,398
[Garvey] Never gonna happen,
fellas, '’cause Pete.
676
00:29:08,572 --> 00:29:09,965
[Jake]
The teams on here. Man.
677
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:11,488
It says no pros.
678
00:29:11,662 --> 00:29:13,011
It'’s gonna be
a bunch of office teams
679
00:29:13,185 --> 00:29:14,752
and firemen teams
and shit like that.
680
00:29:14,926 --> 00:29:16,101
Cafeteria workers.
681
00:29:16,275 --> 00:29:17,276
MILFs.
682
00:29:17,450 --> 00:29:19,104
Oh, MILFs, dawg.[phone buzzing]
683
00:29:19,278 --> 00:29:20,627
[announcer]
Deep right field.
684
00:29:20,802 --> 00:29:21,977
Betts goes back to the wall
and it'’s gone!
685
00:29:22,151 --> 00:29:24,066
[Garvey groans][Pete] Fuck yeah, JD!
686
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:25,154
[Garvey] Fuck Kershaw.
687
00:29:25,328 --> 00:29:26,242
[Pete] Hell yeah.
688
00:29:26,416 --> 00:29:27,460
One run, relax.
689
00:29:27,634 --> 00:29:28,940
[Diego] Hey, tontos,
690
00:29:29,114 --> 00:29:30,550
traded those nosebleeds
for some fine cuisine.
691
00:29:30,724 --> 00:29:32,335
[whooping][Garvey]
Solid work, Diego!
692
00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,163
Guys, guys, guys!
693
00:29:34,337 --> 00:29:35,381
Guys!
694
00:29:36,208 --> 00:29:37,427
Sammy OD'’ed.
695
00:29:37,601 --> 00:29:38,558
No fucking way.
696
00:29:38,732 --> 00:29:39,995
Fuck!
697
00:29:40,996 --> 00:29:42,388
He'’s fucking dead.
698
00:29:42,562 --> 00:29:44,477
- [Jake] Man.
- He'’s fucking dead.
699
00:29:46,436 --> 00:29:47,872
Morris, you know
he had your bed
700
00:29:48,046 --> 00:29:49,091
before you got here, right?
701
00:29:49,265 --> 00:29:51,267
[announcer continues,
indistinct]
702
00:29:53,138 --> 00:29:55,184
Way to ruin
- a good time, man.
- Shut the fuck up, Garvey.
703
00:29:55,358 --> 00:29:57,055
This is serious, fellas!
704
00:29:59,275 --> 00:30:00,319
Fuck!
705
00:30:09,328 --> 00:30:10,329
Damn.
706
00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:15,421
Stop it.
707
00:30:16,466 --> 00:30:17,902
Hey, stop it, man.
708
00:30:20,078 --> 00:30:21,688
I told you to stop it!
709
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:24,735
Yo, get Kung Fu Panda
off me, man.[Pete] Hey, hey, hey.
710
00:30:24,909 --> 00:30:26,302
[Cruise] Panda?
More like a koala, dude.
711
00:30:26,476 --> 00:30:27,956
[Jake] Pete, what you up to
on the computer, man?
712
00:30:28,130 --> 00:30:29,653
You know what I'’m doing?
713
00:30:29,827 --> 00:30:31,481
I'’m looking at the tape of
Cruise trying to kill you.
714
00:30:31,655 --> 00:30:33,091
I would'’ve killed you too.
715
00:30:33,831 --> 00:30:35,354
You'’re a grown man, dude.
716
00:30:35,528 --> 00:30:37,400
You gotta work on
your impulsivity.
717
00:30:38,357 --> 00:30:39,489
You gotta ask yourself
718
00:30:39,663 --> 00:30:41,926
why you feel
so comfortable with chaos
719
00:30:42,100 --> 00:30:45,016
when you have
a complete disregard
for everybody else around you?
720
00:30:46,191 --> 00:30:47,714
Hey,
let'’s see the tape, Pete.
721
00:30:47,889 --> 00:30:49,978
I'’m not gonna play the tape.
Hey, wake up Garvey.
722
00:30:50,152 --> 00:30:51,805
- Garvey! Come on, Garvey!
- Come on, dawg.
723
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,372
- Let'’s see the footage.
- Let'’s see the tape.
724
00:30:53,546 --> 00:30:54,634
You want to see it?[shouts]
725
00:30:54,808 --> 00:30:56,027
You want to see it?[group] Yeah!
726
00:30:56,201 --> 00:30:58,116
Yeah, all right.
Gather round. Here you go.
727
00:30:58,290 --> 00:30:59,378
Boom.
728
00:30:59,552 --> 00:31:01,119
[Cruise] That'’s not a tape.
729
00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,165
It'’s the softball
tournament, y'’all.
730
00:31:03,339 --> 00:31:04,862
That'’s right.
I filled out the application
731
00:31:05,036 --> 00:31:06,429
and I paid the entry fee.
It'’s over.
732
00:31:06,603 --> 00:31:08,257
[group grumbling]
Oh, hell no, man.
733
00:31:08,431 --> 00:31:09,562
[Diego] Softball?[Pete] Come on.
734
00:31:09,736 --> 00:31:11,129
It'’s gonna be great
for all of us.
735
00:31:11,303 --> 00:31:13,915
And I also drew up a contract
regarding the money.
736
00:31:14,089 --> 00:31:17,396
Nobody gets a dime unless
you do a full year sober.
737
00:31:17,570 --> 00:31:19,181
That'’s a lot of
pressure, gang.
738
00:31:19,355 --> 00:31:20,965
Ain'’t this supposed to be
day at a time?
739
00:31:21,139 --> 00:31:22,488
[Pete] That'’s how
we get through.
One day at a time.
740
00:31:22,662 --> 00:31:24,360
- Sounds shady.
- Yeah.
741
00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,188
Who'’s gonna keep you
from spending
the money, huh, Pete?
742
00:31:26,362 --> 00:31:27,929
I thought about
that too, Garvey.
743
00:31:28,103 --> 00:31:29,887
That'’s why I set up an escrow
account for each of you.
744
00:31:30,061 --> 00:31:31,758
Easy fucking does it.
745
00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,499
And you'’re gonna need a coach.
746
00:31:33,673 --> 00:31:36,633
I'’m not doing it, all right?
There'’s no fucking way.
747
00:31:36,807 --> 00:31:39,766
You need to pick out a team name
so I can order the jerseys.
748
00:31:39,941 --> 00:31:41,333
Everything starts in five days
749
00:31:41,507 --> 00:31:43,640
and none of this
interferes with our program.
750
00:31:43,814 --> 00:31:44,989
Mm-hmm.
751
00:31:45,163 --> 00:31:46,164
Cruise.
752
00:31:47,687 --> 00:31:49,907
I want to apologize
for being an asshole, man.
753
00:31:50,081 --> 00:31:53,171
Hitting your chicken wing
out your hand like that
across the room wasn'’t cool.
754
00:31:53,345 --> 00:31:55,957
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,
let me know.
755
00:31:56,696 --> 00:31:58,002
Morris, Garvey,
756
00:31:58,176 --> 00:32:00,135
same with the sock thing.
757
00:32:00,309 --> 00:32:01,875
It was childish.
758
00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,486
I didn'’t mean to cause
no friction between y'’all.
759
00:32:03,660 --> 00:32:04,530
We family.
760
00:32:04,704 --> 00:32:06,184
[Stew] That'’s right.
761
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:07,359
That'’s right,
that'’s right, that'’s right.
762
00:32:07,533 --> 00:32:08,752
That'’s right.
763
00:32:10,275 --> 00:32:13,148
I love you too, bro.
And it'’s okay.
764
00:32:13,322 --> 00:32:15,106
And I'’m sorry
I tried to murder you.
765
00:32:19,415 --> 00:32:21,199
Felt good. Felt good.
766
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,810
Anybody else
want to make amends?
767
00:32:25,421 --> 00:32:28,598
How about
Sweet Dreams Backdoor Sliders?
768
00:32:28,772 --> 00:32:30,904
[whistles][group laughs]
769
00:32:31,079 --> 00:32:33,603
I'’m not playing unless
I get to pick the team name.
770
00:32:33,777 --> 00:32:36,388
And you guys can'’t win
shit without me, so...[groans]
771
00:32:36,562 --> 00:32:37,824
Whatever, Garvey.
772
00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:39,087
He'’s right.
773
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,004
Garvey...
774
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,963
I'’m sorry
I pissed in your pillow.
775
00:32:46,137 --> 00:32:48,183
[chuckles]
That was hilarious.
776
00:32:50,663 --> 00:32:51,708
And?
777
00:32:53,710 --> 00:32:58,454
[sighs] And I can
make it up to you?
778
00:32:59,933 --> 00:33:00,978
All right.
779
00:33:03,894 --> 00:33:06,244
Be the coach, Big Time.
780
00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,728
I appreciate the sentiment,
but I'’m not the guy.
781
00:33:11,902 --> 00:33:14,383
But you did ask
if you could
make it up to him, Morris.
782
00:33:14,557 --> 00:33:16,472
[Dip chanting]
Be the coach.
783
00:33:16,646 --> 00:33:18,430
Be the coach.
784
00:33:18,604 --> 00:33:20,824
[all] Be the coach!
785
00:33:20,998 --> 00:33:22,391
Be the coach!
786
00:33:22,565 --> 00:33:24,088
Be the coach!
787
00:33:24,262 --> 00:33:26,134
Be the coach!
788
00:33:26,308 --> 00:33:27,483
Be the coach!
789
00:33:27,657 --> 00:33:29,354
We have to practice.[group whoops] Yeah!
790
00:33:29,528 --> 00:33:31,617
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my bat.
791
00:33:31,791 --> 00:33:33,141
[chuckles][Diego] Why?
792
00:33:33,315 --> 00:33:34,794
You'’re already
a huge dick.[group laughs]
793
00:33:35,969 --> 00:33:36,883
Motherfucker.
794
00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,624
["Up All Night" playing]
795
00:33:38,798 --> 00:33:40,626
Get one.[Cruise] Hot out here.
796
00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,889
Mike D.Nice, Mike.
797
00:33:43,064 --> 00:33:44,065
Mike D.
798
00:33:44,761 --> 00:33:45,718
[team exclaims]
799
00:33:45,892 --> 00:33:46,893
[Garvey]
Right in the pecker.
800
00:33:47,068 --> 00:33:49,070
- [Cruise] Fuck!
- I felt that.
801
00:33:51,072 --> 00:33:53,161
[team exclaiming, chattering][Mike, Garvey] First base!
802
00:33:53,987 --> 00:33:55,032
[Morris] Oh, boy.
803
00:33:55,206 --> 00:33:58,470
I have about six days
and, uh...
804
00:33:59,515 --> 00:34:00,951
[group applauds][attendee whoops] Nice!
805
00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:02,387
Hope I get to seven.
806
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:04,433
All right, Pete.
Get two.
807
00:34:04,607 --> 00:34:05,782
[Pete] Get on base.
Touch it. There you go.
808
00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:08,089
- Throw it.
- First, first. Come on!
809
00:34:08,263 --> 00:34:10,134
- Come on.
- You'’re not even
trying, Cruise.
810
00:34:10,308 --> 00:34:12,615
- I couldn'’t see it!
- Might as well put
a lawn gnome on first base.
811
00:34:12,789 --> 00:34:13,659
What the fuck?
812
00:34:16,836 --> 00:34:19,796
♪ Know you better
Shine your light on down ♪
813
00:34:19,970 --> 00:34:22,320
♪ '’Cause I'’m afraid
Of the dark ♪
814
00:34:22,494 --> 00:34:23,887
"Field of Sweet Dreams."
815
00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:25,323
[team groans]
816
00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:27,108
[Jake] Too wholesome.[Stew] "Fever Pitch."
817
00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:28,500
[team exclaims] Yeah.
818
00:34:28,674 --> 00:34:31,460
- [Morris] Got under it.
- Fuck!
819
00:34:31,634 --> 00:34:32,678
[Pete] That'’s all you, Stew.
820
00:34:32,852 --> 00:34:34,811
[teammate whoops]
Whoo!
821
00:34:35,899 --> 00:34:37,857
♪ But I can'’t let it show ♪
822
00:34:39,555 --> 00:34:40,469
My sister says...
823
00:34:40,643 --> 00:34:42,079
♪ Only you ♪
824
00:34:42,253 --> 00:34:43,907
- Come on, man!
- What the fuck?
825
00:34:46,997 --> 00:34:49,173
[Cruise] "Come Together."[Cedric] "Come Together."
826
00:34:49,347 --> 00:34:50,566
Yeah, by The Skeatles.
827
00:34:51,044 --> 00:34:52,133
[laughing]
828
00:34:52,307 --> 00:34:54,570
[chattering continues]
829
00:34:54,744 --> 00:34:55,658
Yeah!
830
00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:57,138
[team cheering]
831
00:34:58,313 --> 00:34:59,314
[shouts]
832
00:35:04,057 --> 00:35:06,451
Load up on that back foot.
Drive off the back foot, okay?
833
00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:08,584
[Dip] You'’ve taken
enough balls to the face.
Let'’s go!
834
00:35:08,758 --> 00:35:09,715
Back arm...
835
00:35:09,889 --> 00:35:12,327
Back leg and push.
836
00:35:12,501 --> 00:35:13,937
[Cruise]
"Fentanyl in the Family."
837
00:35:14,111 --> 00:35:15,939
[laughing]
838
00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:17,593
How about
"No Glove, No Love?"
839
00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:19,072
[exclaiming]
840
00:35:19,247 --> 00:35:20,291
It'’s about sex.
841
00:35:21,684 --> 00:35:22,989
Come on.
Let'’s hit a Hobbit home run.
842
00:35:23,164 --> 00:35:24,121
[team exclaims]
843
00:35:24,295 --> 00:35:25,601
[Morris] Cruise.
844
00:35:25,775 --> 00:35:27,298
[Dip] How the fuck
are you hitting them shits?
845
00:35:27,472 --> 00:35:28,995
I'’m pretending
that they'’re rice balls.
846
00:35:30,736 --> 00:35:31,868
Good to see you.
847
00:35:32,042 --> 00:35:33,739
- You'’re Morris, bro?
- Morris, yeah.
848
00:35:40,093 --> 00:35:41,834
[Cruise] Dudes,
you guys have no idea.
849
00:35:42,008 --> 00:35:45,925
I literally peed in the bed
every night for years.
850
00:35:46,099 --> 00:35:49,277
I used to take
this workout pill filled
with ephedrine-- it'’s speed.
851
00:35:49,451 --> 00:35:50,887
And I used to drink,
pass out,
852
00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:52,497
but my body would keep going.
853
00:35:52,671 --> 00:35:54,107
I pissed in corners,
laundry baskets,
854
00:35:54,282 --> 00:35:55,935
women, some guy named Benji.
855
00:35:56,109 --> 00:35:57,589
He'’s my half cousin,
but we still fuck--
856
00:35:57,763 --> 00:35:59,504
Fellas, jerseys.
857
00:35:59,678 --> 00:36:02,159
- Yo, let'’s go.
- We didn'’t even
pick a name.
858
00:36:03,508 --> 00:36:04,466
What the hell?
859
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,337
[laughing]
No fuckin'’ way.
860
00:36:06,511 --> 00:36:09,297
- They must'’ve fucked it up.
- Are you serious, bro?
861
00:36:09,471 --> 00:36:11,995
Well the C is pretty close
to the D on the keyboard, so...
862
00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:13,257
I can fix them.
863
00:36:13,431 --> 00:36:14,432
Shit, I figured
you'’d love them.
864
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:15,651
Someone better
fix this shit.
865
00:36:15,825 --> 00:36:17,653
I kinda like them, bro.[groans]
866
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:19,350
- Come on, bro.
- Me too. [laughs]
867
00:36:19,524 --> 00:36:20,438
This is sus.
868
00:36:20,612 --> 00:36:22,223
["Honey" playing]
869
00:36:32,102 --> 00:36:35,671
♪ I don'’t need no money ♪
870
00:36:36,802 --> 00:36:40,284
♪ I don'’t need no gold ♪
871
00:36:42,286 --> 00:36:43,766
Okay, guys.
Let'’s bring it in.
872
00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,770
Gonna take the field
and practice a little defense
873
00:36:47,944 --> 00:36:49,206
before the other team gets here.
874
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:50,947
Yo, you think we got here
early enough, bro?
875
00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,862
What the fuck else
do you guys have to do today?
876
00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:54,864
Get some Vitamin D,
Mike D.Oh, you know it.
877
00:36:55,038 --> 00:36:57,127
Guys, let'’s not forget
about 80 fucking grand!
878
00:36:57,301 --> 00:36:58,650
- Eighty grand, baby.
- Eighty Gs!
879
00:36:58,824 --> 00:37:00,870
[Dip] That'’s the only reason
I'’m here.
880
00:37:01,044 --> 00:37:02,219
Come on, Dip.[bus horn honks]
881
00:37:02,393 --> 00:37:03,829
[Mike] Holy shit.[screaming, hooting]
882
00:37:08,225 --> 00:37:10,053
Man,
look at these fools.
883
00:37:12,098 --> 00:37:14,318
I'’ve always played better
with a buzz.
884
00:37:14,492 --> 00:37:17,190
Sweet Creams!
Nice team name.
885
00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,541
Hey,
the jerseys are a hit.
886
00:37:19,715 --> 00:37:21,369
[burps]
887
00:37:21,543 --> 00:37:22,544
Hey.
888
00:37:23,414 --> 00:37:24,415
Morris?
889
00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,810
Yo, it'’s Bobby Busby.
890
00:37:27,984 --> 00:37:28,985
What'’s up?
891
00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:30,813
Yo, this fool is crazy.
892
00:37:30,987 --> 00:37:32,597
Good to see you, bro.
893
00:37:32,771 --> 00:37:34,904
Yo, you used to do
that thing
with your ball sac.
894
00:37:35,078 --> 00:37:37,950
He whips the shit out
and then stretches it,
895
00:37:38,124 --> 00:37:39,735
and right before
you take your shot,
896
00:37:39,909 --> 00:37:42,738
he'’ll set his beer on
his stretched-out ball sac.
897
00:37:42,912 --> 00:37:46,655
He uses his stretched-out
ball sac as a coaster.
898
00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:47,830
[laughing]
899
00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:49,919
It'’s good to see you, man.
900
00:37:50,093 --> 00:37:51,312
Are you still in Venice?
901
00:37:52,356 --> 00:37:54,227
No, I live with these guys.
902
00:37:56,752 --> 00:37:57,709
All of '’em?
903
00:37:57,883 --> 00:38:00,582
- Something like that.
- Cool, man.
904
00:38:00,756 --> 00:38:02,584
Hey, we'’re about to
whip your ass
905
00:38:02,758 --> 00:38:05,543
like I used to whip you
in pool. [laughs]
906
00:38:05,717 --> 00:38:06,936
Let'’s go!
907
00:38:09,373 --> 00:38:10,548
A human coaster?
908
00:38:10,722 --> 00:38:12,376
I'’m gonna have to
try that one, bro.
909
00:38:12,550 --> 00:38:14,335
[Cedric]
Don'’t get testy, Morris.
910
00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:17,033
[Pete] Nobody put any drinks
on their testicles.
911
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:19,383
All right,
let'’s keep it clean.
912
00:38:19,557 --> 00:38:20,819
Okay?
913
00:38:20,993 --> 00:38:22,038
I know we'’re playing
for some dough here,
914
00:38:22,212 --> 00:38:23,561
but it'’s still softball.
915
00:38:23,735 --> 00:38:25,607
All right? So listen up.
916
00:38:25,781 --> 00:38:27,957
Pitches must clear
the height of the batter.
917
00:38:28,131 --> 00:38:29,872
Okay? Count starts
one and one.
918
00:38:30,046 --> 00:38:31,482
No leading off.
919
00:38:31,656 --> 00:38:32,701
No bunts.
920
00:38:32,875 --> 00:38:34,355
And if the ball
goes out of play,
921
00:38:34,529 --> 00:38:35,965
that'’s only one extra base.
922
00:38:36,139 --> 00:38:37,749
Not two. Not three.
923
00:38:37,923 --> 00:38:38,924
All right?
924
00:38:39,751 --> 00:38:41,013
Sweet Creams?
925
00:38:41,187 --> 00:38:42,624
Really?[chuckles]
926
00:38:43,799 --> 00:38:44,843
All right.
927
00:38:45,017 --> 00:38:46,236
Got your lineups?
928
00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,890
Here you go.
929
00:38:48,064 --> 00:38:49,544
Everybody'’s batting.
930
00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:52,634
I'’m only counting eight.
931
00:38:52,808 --> 00:38:53,809
What?
932
00:38:55,245 --> 00:38:57,334
We had nine when we--
What the--
933
00:38:57,508 --> 00:38:58,640
Hold on.
934
00:38:59,423 --> 00:39:01,077
Yo, who are we missing?
935
00:39:01,251 --> 00:39:03,949
Stacey looked pretty wobbly
when we left the bar.
936
00:39:04,123 --> 00:39:05,647
We left her?
937
00:39:05,821 --> 00:39:06,822
Fuck.
938
00:39:07,910 --> 00:39:09,520
Uh, it'’s cool.
939
00:39:09,694 --> 00:39:11,348
Um, so we forgot someone.
We'’re gonna play with eight.
940
00:39:11,522 --> 00:39:13,524
Sorry, my man,
you gotta have nine.
941
00:39:13,698 --> 00:39:15,700
You got about five minutes
to figure out
942
00:39:15,874 --> 00:39:18,137
what you'’re gonna do
before you guys gotta forfeit.
943
00:39:18,311 --> 00:39:20,923
I don'’t know,
ask Sweet Creams here
if they have an extra guy.
944
00:39:22,359 --> 00:39:23,708
No.
945
00:39:23,882 --> 00:39:24,927
[chuckles]
946
00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:26,407
- [Garvey] Get one here.
- Here you go.
947
00:39:26,581 --> 00:39:27,973
Thanks, man.
I'’ll pay you later.
948
00:39:28,147 --> 00:39:29,801
- My money'’s in escrow.
- No problem.
949
00:39:29,975 --> 00:39:31,586
Hey, Sweet Creams.
950
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,589
Lucky day for you idiots.
You win by forfeit.
951
00:39:34,763 --> 00:39:37,156
!¡Eso! All right, all right.
952
00:39:37,330 --> 00:39:39,420
- Enjoy your victory.
- All right.
953
00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:41,247
- Let'’s go home, fellas!
- Hey, Blue!
954
00:39:41,422 --> 00:39:42,510
Yeah?
955
00:39:42,684 --> 00:39:44,163
Can we play anyways?
956
00:39:44,337 --> 00:39:45,948
Whatever they want to do, man.
I don'’t give a shit.
957
00:39:46,122 --> 00:39:47,253
I'’m getting paid either way.
958
00:39:47,950 --> 00:39:49,604
Yo, ding-dongs!
959
00:39:49,778 --> 00:39:52,302
You guys want to play anyways?
I mean, we'’re already here.
960
00:39:52,476 --> 00:39:53,782
Fuck yeah!
961
00:39:53,956 --> 00:39:56,219
[Busbys cheering]
All right, fellas, come on.
962
00:39:56,393 --> 00:39:57,699
Let'’s do it!
Yeah, guys? Come on.
963
00:39:57,873 --> 00:39:58,830
[cheers]
Come on, buddy.
964
00:39:59,004 --> 00:40:00,092
Let'’s have some fun.
965
00:40:01,746 --> 00:40:02,965
All right.
966
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:04,096
We bat first.
967
00:40:04,270 --> 00:40:05,402
- Whoo!
- Jake, you'’re up.
968
00:40:05,576 --> 00:40:06,751
- Come on, Jake!
- Jakey!
969
00:40:06,925 --> 00:40:08,318
Come on, Jake!
970
00:40:08,492 --> 00:40:09,667
You got this.[Bobby] Hey, Morris!
971
00:40:09,841 --> 00:40:12,061
No dick tricks!
We got chicks on our team!
972
00:40:12,235 --> 00:40:13,628
[laughs][cheering]
973
00:40:14,585 --> 00:40:15,586
All right.
974
00:40:17,327 --> 00:40:18,502
Good times.
975
00:40:19,764 --> 00:40:21,766
[Morris]
Level swing, Jake!
976
00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:23,594
[Mike] Come on, Jake.
You got it, baby.
977
00:40:23,768 --> 00:40:25,117
[cheering]
978
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:26,554
["The River" playing]
979
00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:29,165
[chattering, shouting]
980
00:40:31,341 --> 00:40:32,429
Let'’s go, Jake!
981
00:40:32,603 --> 00:40:35,954
Go, go, go, go, go, go!
982
00:40:36,128 --> 00:40:37,608
[groans]
983
00:40:37,782 --> 00:40:39,741
Come on, Jake!
You let a drunk girl
throw you out?
984
00:40:39,915 --> 00:40:41,394
- Come on, Diego.
- Come on, Diego.
985
00:40:42,221 --> 00:40:43,962
[umpire]
Strike, batter out.
986
00:40:44,136 --> 00:40:45,660
You have to swing.
987
00:40:45,834 --> 00:40:47,618
Hey, you'’re out.
Back to the dugout.
988
00:40:48,532 --> 00:40:50,839
- You'’re out.
- Oh. Thanks. [chuckles]
989
00:40:51,927 --> 00:40:53,189
[Pete] That'’s you, Mike D!
990
00:40:55,757 --> 00:40:56,845
[screams]
991
00:40:59,195 --> 00:41:01,110
About to take my nuts
for a walk.
992
00:41:02,285 --> 00:41:04,026
[cheering]
993
00:41:16,691 --> 00:41:18,431
[Garvey] He'’s like running,
but slower.
994
00:41:20,129 --> 00:41:21,478
Way to hustle, bro.[groans]
995
00:41:22,523 --> 00:41:23,872
I let fucking Mardi Gras
get me out?
996
00:41:24,046 --> 00:41:25,047
Jesus Christ.
997
00:41:25,221 --> 00:41:26,701
Next time.
Way to hustle, buddy.
998
00:41:29,617 --> 00:41:31,488
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
999
00:41:32,184 --> 00:41:33,229
Fuck!
1000
00:41:34,230 --> 00:41:36,754
- Oh, man.
- Oh, shit.
1001
00:41:39,801 --> 00:41:41,019
[Pete]
Somebody throw it!
1002
00:41:43,892 --> 00:41:45,371
Do better, man.
- Do better!
- Oh, come on.
1003
00:41:47,722 --> 00:41:48,723
Ball. Take a base.
1004
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:51,639
I fucked your mom
last night, bro.
1005
00:41:51,813 --> 00:41:52,814
Ball.
1006
00:41:52,988 --> 00:41:55,294
- Ball. Ball.
- Come on.
1007
00:41:56,687 --> 00:41:57,688
Take a base.
1008
00:41:58,689 --> 00:41:59,690
Fuck!
1009
00:42:01,953 --> 00:42:03,389
[bat hits ball]
1010
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,786
Nice catch, dickass!
1011
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,527
- The fuck you just say?
- Yo, yo, chill.
1012
00:42:10,701 --> 00:42:12,398
- What the fuck?
- You motherfucker!
1013
00:42:12,573 --> 00:42:14,444
- ...outta your goddamn mouth!
- Okay!
1014
00:42:14,618 --> 00:42:16,011
[umpire] Hey! Hey!
1015
00:42:16,185 --> 00:42:17,752
Knock it off.
1016
00:42:17,926 --> 00:42:19,841
- Not on my field!
- Pete, chill out.
1017
00:42:20,015 --> 00:42:22,017
Clear it out
or you'’re both disqualified.
1018
00:42:23,235 --> 00:42:25,542
We know, Pete. Damn.
Chill, man. We know.
1019
00:42:25,716 --> 00:42:27,413
[Richie] Ump,
you got ex-cons out here?
1020
00:42:28,501 --> 00:42:30,591
Stewie, what was up
with that catch, bro?
1021
00:42:30,765 --> 00:42:32,331
For real. You been
holding out on us, bro.
1022
00:42:32,505 --> 00:42:34,464
- [Diego] We weren'’t that bad.
- Did you see the score?
1023
00:42:34,638 --> 00:42:36,074
We got our shit rocked.
1024
00:42:36,248 --> 00:42:37,902
Yeah,
they were drunk as shit.
Don'’t forget.
1025
00:42:38,076 --> 00:42:39,991
Later, pussies!
1026
00:42:40,165 --> 00:42:42,037
[laughing]
1027
00:42:42,211 --> 00:42:44,213
Yo, they fucking sucked, dude.
1028
00:42:44,387 --> 00:42:45,780
Fuck you.
1029
00:42:45,954 --> 00:42:47,259
Yo, we got a gift today.
1030
00:42:47,433 --> 00:42:48,739
That'’s some higher power shit,
huh, Pete?
1031
00:42:48,913 --> 00:42:50,393
Yeah, my little miracle.
1032
00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:52,569
Pussies?
Man, fuck that noise!
1033
00:42:52,743 --> 00:42:54,571
Shit, even when we win,
we lose.
1034
00:42:54,745 --> 00:42:57,139
Shit, I don'’t know, bro.
Looks like I got
a car full of pussy.
1035
00:42:57,313 --> 00:42:59,141
[all laughing]
1036
00:42:59,315 --> 00:43:01,578
I need to get
some methadone, boys.
1037
00:43:01,752 --> 00:43:04,233
[Diego] That'’s crazy.[Cedric]
Fucking Garvey'’s stupid.
1038
00:43:10,587 --> 00:43:13,851
[Morris] Look, I don'’t know
if I'’m the one
to be coaching this team.
1039
00:43:14,025 --> 00:43:15,853
[Jake] Stop it, man.
You'’re undefeated.
1040
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:17,550
[phone ringing]
Oh, God.
1041
00:43:23,034 --> 00:43:24,035
Hello?
1042
00:43:25,297 --> 00:43:26,342
Yeah.
1043
00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:28,649
Pete! Phone!
1044
00:43:28,823 --> 00:43:29,824
He'’s not here.
1045
00:43:33,610 --> 00:43:34,785
[lowers voice]
This is Pete.
1046
00:43:39,050 --> 00:43:42,619
Yeah, this is
definitely a mistake.
1047
00:43:44,839 --> 00:43:45,840
Yeah.
1048
00:43:46,971 --> 00:43:48,364
We'’ll get it taken care of.
1049
00:43:50,192 --> 00:43:52,498
You too. Thanks.
1050
00:43:58,853 --> 00:44:00,071
What was that about?
1051
00:44:00,245 --> 00:44:02,030
He said the house
is going up for auction
1052
00:44:02,204 --> 00:44:03,292
in three weeks.
1053
00:44:03,466 --> 00:44:04,946
What the fuck?[Pete] Coming down!
1054
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:06,382
The house is
going up for auction.
1055
00:44:06,556 --> 00:44:07,731
Just dropped the kids
off at the pool.
1056
00:44:07,905 --> 00:44:09,298
Barbarians were at the gate.
1057
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:10,865
Why is the house
up for auction?
1058
00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:12,040
What the fuck, Pete?
1059
00:44:12,214 --> 00:44:13,389
[Garvey]
Auction? What the fuck?
1060
00:44:13,563 --> 00:44:14,869
It'’s not what
you guys think, okay?
1061
00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:16,740
- What'’s going on?
- Just take a deep breath.
1062
00:44:16,914 --> 00:44:18,829
Let'’s see Pete try
and weasel his way
out of this one, huh?
1063
00:44:19,003 --> 00:44:20,483
This is not a high-priced
shooting gallery.
1064
00:44:20,657 --> 00:44:22,398
What does that mean?
1065
00:44:22,572 --> 00:44:25,183
It means this is not
a place that collects
large sums of money
1066
00:44:25,357 --> 00:44:27,011
just to screw guys over
1067
00:44:27,185 --> 00:44:29,405
and let them out
into the world
and relapse and die.
1068
00:44:29,579 --> 00:44:32,234
I'’m trying to create
lasting change with you guys.
1069
00:44:33,452 --> 00:44:35,890
Sometimes when you have
a balanced amount of guys,
1070
00:44:36,064 --> 00:44:39,110
it just doesn'’t create
a fortunate income. Okay?
1071
00:44:42,723 --> 00:44:45,160
Some of you know
that my dad'’s been sick,
1072
00:44:45,334 --> 00:44:47,597
and I dug myself into a hole.
1073
00:44:47,771 --> 00:44:50,165
Consolidated the mortgage
a couple of times,
1074
00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:52,645
and I'’m in
a little bit of a spot.
1075
00:44:54,996 --> 00:44:58,129
Man. Put everything
I have into this place.
1076
00:45:00,653 --> 00:45:02,743
Maybe that'’s why
I was on edge at the game.
1077
00:45:08,183 --> 00:45:09,184
I'’m sorry.
1078
00:45:12,927 --> 00:45:15,494
You got ten guys here right now
that need this place.
1079
00:45:15,668 --> 00:45:17,018
Without this place,
we all gonna die.
1080
00:45:17,192 --> 00:45:18,454
[Mike]
Don'’t be so dramatic, Jake.
1081
00:45:18,628 --> 00:45:19,934
You'’re on
a fucking scholarship anyway.
1082
00:45:20,108 --> 00:45:21,674
Wait, I'’m paying
for Jake to get sober?
1083
00:45:21,849 --> 00:45:23,546
Your mom'’s paying, bro.
I'’m on a scholarship too.
1084
00:45:23,720 --> 00:45:25,287
We can'’t all have rich parents.
1085
00:45:25,461 --> 00:45:27,202
She'’s spending my money?
Okay. That money'’s mine.
1086
00:45:27,376 --> 00:45:28,725
Dude, I got nowhere else to go.
1087
00:45:28,899 --> 00:45:30,161
The only place I can
afford to live is the Valley
1088
00:45:30,335 --> 00:45:31,510
and I'’m not moving there.
1089
00:45:31,684 --> 00:45:33,208
My plug lives there.[Stew] Eighty grand.
1090
00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:34,600
Eighty grand.[Cruise] Yeah.
1091
00:45:34,775 --> 00:45:36,428
- The tournament.
- Eighty grand.
1092
00:45:36,602 --> 00:45:38,343
That'’s genius, Stew.[Dip]
Eighty Gs ain'’t nothing.
1093
00:45:38,517 --> 00:45:41,346
Guys, just let it go, okay?
Just please let it go.
1094
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:43,131
No way are we
fucking letting it go.
1095
00:45:43,305 --> 00:45:45,829
I don'’t wanna go
to another sober living.
1096
00:45:46,003 --> 00:45:49,441
We are 1 and 0, and it is
a double elimination tournament.
1097
00:45:49,615 --> 00:45:51,356
That'’s what
I'’m talking about, bro.
1098
00:45:51,530 --> 00:45:53,010
- [Jake] We'’re close.
- That'’s what
I'’m talking about.
1099
00:45:53,184 --> 00:45:54,359
Fuck, I'’m really sorry, guys.
1100
00:45:54,533 --> 00:45:56,057
[Cedric]
Fuck that bad attitude.
1101
00:45:56,231 --> 00:45:57,972
You'’re always talking
about a positive mental state.
1102
00:45:58,146 --> 00:45:59,277
Let'’s win this motherfucker.
1103
00:45:59,451 --> 00:46:00,626
[Jake]
How you gonna quit on us?
1104
00:46:02,063 --> 00:46:04,500
[Dip] Lace '’em up, bitch.
Let'’s go.[Cedric] Let'’s go.
1105
00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:05,588
Okay.
1106
00:46:05,762 --> 00:46:06,937
[group cheers]
1107
00:46:07,111 --> 00:46:08,547
[Mike] Hell yeah![Dip] Let'’s do it!
1108
00:46:08,721 --> 00:46:10,549
[Mike] Yeah, you fuckers!
1109
00:46:21,299 --> 00:46:22,431
[laughter]
1110
00:46:23,562 --> 00:46:25,347
["All Mixed Up"
playing in distance]
1111
00:46:26,914 --> 00:46:28,089
[Cruise] Shit, this is it.
1112
00:46:30,526 --> 00:46:31,657
[chuckles]
1113
00:46:32,658 --> 00:46:33,921
[Dip] You said our man Morris
1114
00:46:34,095 --> 00:46:36,010
used to be a big-time
music video director?
1115
00:46:36,184 --> 00:46:37,925
I never heard
this shit in my life, G.
1116
00:46:38,099 --> 00:46:40,188
Bro, this was
triple platinum in '’95.
1117
00:46:40,362 --> 00:46:41,972
You need to stop
orbiting the planet Dip
1118
00:46:42,146 --> 00:46:43,452
and join the rest of us
in the universe.
1119
00:46:43,626 --> 00:46:45,410
Man, they used to
give out plaques like hotcakes
1120
00:46:45,584 --> 00:46:47,282
back in the day, bro.
1121
00:46:47,456 --> 00:46:48,805
Yo, Morris, this you?
1122
00:46:48,979 --> 00:46:50,851
The underwear model say
you a big-time director.
1123
00:46:51,808 --> 00:46:53,941
Oh, you famous famous, huh?
1124
00:46:54,115 --> 00:46:56,378
Our boy Morris used to
be the man.
1125
00:46:56,552 --> 00:46:58,423
Yeah, used to be.[Jake] That'’s cold.
1126
00:46:58,597 --> 00:47:00,338
[Cruise]
Don'’t be a hater, dude.[Dip] Whatever, bro.
1127
00:47:00,512 --> 00:47:01,818
[knocking on door]
1128
00:47:04,212 --> 00:47:05,735
Yeah?
1129
00:47:05,909 --> 00:47:08,869
[exhales] Song'’s gonna be
stuck in my head all day.
1130
00:47:09,043 --> 00:47:10,044
Think quick.
1131
00:47:11,523 --> 00:47:13,047
Congrats,
you'’re off restrictions.
1132
00:47:13,221 --> 00:47:14,613
- Seriously?
- Yeah, man.
1133
00:47:14,787 --> 00:47:17,268
Way to step up with
the softball, chores and shit.
1134
00:47:17,442 --> 00:47:19,270
You might make it outta here.
1135
00:47:19,444 --> 00:47:21,707
I don'’t think I'’ve been
more than two days
without drinking
1136
00:47:21,882 --> 00:47:23,144
in the last 15 years.
1137
00:47:23,318 --> 00:47:24,841
It gets better.
1138
00:47:25,015 --> 00:47:26,538
Oh, better than Sweet Dreams?
1139
00:47:26,712 --> 00:47:28,584
I know it'’s hard to imagine,
but it gets better.
1140
00:47:28,758 --> 00:47:30,325
[chuckles]
1141
00:47:30,499 --> 00:47:31,543
[door closes]
1142
00:47:32,153 --> 00:47:33,241
[sighs]
1143
00:47:44,513 --> 00:47:46,689
[groans] Fuck.
1144
00:47:50,693 --> 00:47:51,694
[Sofie] Hi, Dad.
1145
00:47:52,869 --> 00:47:54,218
I miss you a lot.
1146
00:47:56,699 --> 00:48:00,485
Don'’t tell Mom I called
'’cause she'’s really mad at you.
1147
00:48:03,532 --> 00:48:05,926
I'’m sorry
I got you in trouble.
1148
00:48:08,667 --> 00:48:09,842
I'’d better go.
1149
00:48:13,585 --> 00:48:15,587
All right,
let'’s get it started, yeah?
1150
00:48:15,761 --> 00:48:17,372
All right, welcome to FRAG.
1151
00:48:17,546 --> 00:48:19,722
"Fear, resentment,
anger and gratitude."
1152
00:48:20,766 --> 00:48:22,638
What we like to
call in our version
1153
00:48:22,812 --> 00:48:24,292
our tenth step.
1154
00:48:24,466 --> 00:48:25,946
All right, Ced.
1155
00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:27,338
- Doing good?
- Yeah.
1156
00:48:27,512 --> 00:48:28,905
Nice of you to join us.
1157
00:48:29,079 --> 00:48:30,298
Why don'’t you get started, yeah?
1158
00:48:30,472 --> 00:48:31,734
- Serious?
- Yeah.
1159
00:48:31,908 --> 00:48:33,344
Fuck.
1160
00:48:33,518 --> 00:48:35,303
Um, Cedric.
1161
00:48:35,477 --> 00:48:37,000
Addict. Alcoholic.
1162
00:48:37,174 --> 00:48:39,263
[group] What'’s up?[Mike] Ced!
1163
00:48:39,437 --> 00:48:41,352
Um, fear.
1164
00:48:41,526 --> 00:48:43,224
I think we all got
the same fears.
1165
00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:47,445
But for real, fuck that team.
1166
00:48:47,619 --> 00:48:50,622
They get to go out every night
and have fun and drink.
1167
00:48:50,796 --> 00:48:52,363
Chill with girls and shit.
1168
00:48:52,537 --> 00:48:53,669
Meanwhile, we'’re sitting here,
1169
00:48:53,843 --> 00:48:55,627
a bunch of sober dicks
not doing shit.
1170
00:48:56,759 --> 00:48:58,674
They smoked us too,
in case y'’all forgot.
1171
00:48:59,327 --> 00:49:00,241
Like a crack rock.
1172
00:49:00,415 --> 00:49:01,764
What about gratitude, Ced?
1173
00:49:02,721 --> 00:49:03,679
I'’m grateful.
1174
00:49:04,723 --> 00:49:06,203
I didn'’t go 0 for 5 like Diego.
1175
00:49:06,377 --> 00:49:07,596
You gotta learn
how to swing, my G.
1176
00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:08,989
Oh, he swings.
1177
00:49:09,163 --> 00:49:10,468
All right, easy, Mike. Easy.
1178
00:49:10,642 --> 00:49:12,514
- [chuckling] Oh, come on.
- Jake.
1179
00:49:12,688 --> 00:49:15,038
Alcoholic and K fanatic.
1180
00:49:15,212 --> 00:49:16,997
[group] Jake.
1181
00:49:17,171 --> 00:49:18,476
Fuck those guys.
1182
00:49:18,650 --> 00:49:21,131
And fuck that girl
for calling us pussies too.
1183
00:49:21,305 --> 00:49:23,394
But why?
Why does that bother me?
1184
00:49:23,568 --> 00:49:25,353
Is there a way to use my anger,
1185
00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:28,486
but do it with
dignity and integrity?
1186
00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:31,228
I'’m grateful we one and nothing,
but I can'’t lie to y'’all.
1187
00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:33,709
I'’m definitely scared of
that next team though.
1188
00:49:38,627 --> 00:49:39,671
Tom.
1189
00:49:39,845 --> 00:49:41,456
Alcoholic and food bitch.
1190
00:49:41,630 --> 00:49:43,719
[group] Cruise.
1191
00:49:44,807 --> 00:49:46,026
I had fun at the game.
1192
00:49:46,896 --> 00:49:48,028
I know I suck,
1193
00:49:48,202 --> 00:49:49,333
but it was the first time
I had fun
1194
00:49:49,507 --> 00:49:51,553
doing something active
in, like, forever.
1195
00:49:52,815 --> 00:49:54,251
And you guys
are a great group.
1196
00:49:54,425 --> 00:49:57,167
And you have no idea
how much you'’ve helped me.
1197
00:49:57,341 --> 00:50:00,605
I wake up hating myself.
1198
00:50:00,779 --> 00:50:02,303
Yeah.
1199
00:50:02,477 --> 00:50:05,436
It takes me so much to get
out of bed on a daily basis.
1200
00:50:05,610 --> 00:50:08,570
But when you guys make fun
of each other, and me,
1201
00:50:08,744 --> 00:50:10,224
it literally keeps me going.
1202
00:50:11,355 --> 00:50:13,966
You guys inspire me.
1203
00:50:15,359 --> 00:50:17,318
And I know
I have to lose weight.
1204
00:50:19,320 --> 00:50:21,757
I'’m scared,
but I-- I have to try.
1205
00:50:21,931 --> 00:50:25,195
[crying] I mean, I'’ve been here,
what, five years, Pete?
1206
00:50:25,369 --> 00:50:26,718
- Seven.
- Seven.
1207
00:50:29,243 --> 00:50:30,244
And, Morris,
1208
00:50:31,941 --> 00:50:33,725
I'’m so grateful
you showed up here.
1209
00:50:35,031 --> 00:50:37,251
You'’ve had such
a big impact on me.
1210
00:50:38,121 --> 00:50:39,557
You fucking rock, dude.
1211
00:50:42,560 --> 00:50:46,260
And I-- I'’m afraid to
lose the house,
I really am.
1212
00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,698
It'’s a major fear for me.
1213
00:50:49,872 --> 00:50:51,265
Put Stew on first.
1214
00:50:51,439 --> 00:50:53,615
[sobbing, laughing]
1215
00:50:53,789 --> 00:50:55,791
I fucking suck!
1216
00:50:55,965 --> 00:50:57,532
I fucking suck.
[laughing]
1217
00:50:57,706 --> 00:50:59,708
- I fucking suck.
- You don'’t suck, bud.
1218
00:50:59,882 --> 00:51:02,537
But, Stewie, you did have
a sick snag though, brother.
1219
00:51:02,711 --> 00:51:04,626
[laughing] That'’s right.
That'’s right. That'’s right.
1220
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,931
Wanna follow that, Morris?
1221
00:51:07,063 --> 00:51:08,282
Not really.
1222
00:51:10,980 --> 00:51:13,113
Morris. Alcoholic.
1223
00:51:13,287 --> 00:51:14,766
[group] Morris.
1224
00:51:16,420 --> 00:51:17,943
Fear. Uh...
1225
00:51:21,077 --> 00:51:24,733
I'’m scared my ex
won'’t let me
see my daughter again.
1226
00:51:31,392 --> 00:51:32,915
I'’m scared
I won'’t work again.
1227
00:51:35,047 --> 00:51:36,614
I'’m scared
I won'’t be inspired.
1228
00:51:38,834 --> 00:51:40,357
I have so many doubts.
1229
00:51:42,098 --> 00:51:44,187
And I'’m so mad at myself.
1230
00:51:44,361 --> 00:51:46,450
Because
I fucking know better.
1231
00:51:46,624 --> 00:51:49,540
But whenever the opportunity
to drink comes up,
1232
00:51:49,714 --> 00:51:54,328
my brain somehow forgets
how unstoppable
the debauchery is.
1233
00:51:57,374 --> 00:52:01,248
How many times
I'’ve driven drunk
1234
00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:03,772
with my daughter in the car?
1235
00:52:03,946 --> 00:52:05,382
Like totally wasted.
1236
00:52:06,688 --> 00:52:07,776
Not just a little.
1237
00:52:10,779 --> 00:52:14,174
And when I fell over
on my bike
1238
00:52:15,218 --> 00:52:17,089
when she was on the back
1239
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:18,917
and she was three years old.
1240
00:52:21,006 --> 00:52:23,357
And she cried and she cried.
1241
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,751
And I just tried to shake it off
1242
00:52:26,925 --> 00:52:29,580
and tried to make her laugh
like some fucking idiot.
1243
00:52:35,325 --> 00:52:36,935
I'’m a little lost right now.
1244
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:42,680
Thanks.
1245
00:52:44,726 --> 00:52:45,727
That'’s it.
1246
00:52:48,773 --> 00:52:50,210
Shit, I'’m sorry.
1247
00:52:52,342 --> 00:52:53,648
I'’m grateful.
1248
00:52:57,478 --> 00:52:59,349
I'’m grateful to
be here with you guys.
1249
00:53:03,223 --> 00:53:05,312
I'’ve had
these tiny, tiny moments
1250
00:53:05,486 --> 00:53:07,052
where my mind gets quiet.
1251
00:53:09,359 --> 00:53:11,231
I'’m hoping
for more of those.
1252
00:53:14,408 --> 00:53:15,409
Thanks.
1253
00:53:16,279 --> 00:53:17,759
[Mike] Nice.[Pete] Nice.
1254
00:53:17,933 --> 00:53:19,543
Well done, brother.[applause]
1255
00:53:20,892 --> 00:53:22,372
[Pete] My man Morris.
1256
00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:34,036
[bed frame squeaking]
1257
00:53:48,616 --> 00:53:50,618
[squeaking continues]
1258
00:53:58,278 --> 00:53:59,453
[groans]
1259
00:54:08,853 --> 00:54:10,290
[sighs]
1260
00:54:14,381 --> 00:54:16,600
[exhales]
1261
00:54:25,043 --> 00:54:26,654
[Dip] Why you really
out here, Morris?
1262
00:54:28,046 --> 00:54:30,484
[Morris] Trying to figure out
what to tell my little girl.
1263
00:54:31,963 --> 00:54:33,835
Like, how do you say,
"Hey, sweetie,
1264
00:54:35,184 --> 00:54:36,794
Daddy'’s
got a drinking problem
1265
00:54:36,968 --> 00:54:39,101
and that'’s why
he left you home alone
for 12 hours"?
1266
00:54:40,972 --> 00:54:43,323
That sounds pretty good
right there. [chuckles]
1267
00:54:47,805 --> 00:54:49,416
I never knew my dad.
1268
00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:53,507
Probably why
I'’m so fucked up.
1269
00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:58,773
Yeah, when my dad died
that fucked me up too.
1270
00:55:02,603 --> 00:55:04,474
[car approaches, stops]
1271
00:55:04,648 --> 00:55:06,258
[passenger]
Yeah, let'’s do it!
1272
00:55:11,133 --> 00:55:12,352
What'’s up, babe?
1273
00:55:12,526 --> 00:55:13,701
This fucking guy.[all] Hey!
1274
00:55:13,875 --> 00:55:15,572
Daddy'’s home.
1275
00:55:15,746 --> 00:55:17,139
[passenger]
Let'’s go. Reno, baby.
1276
00:55:17,313 --> 00:55:19,010
[Morris]
That is no good.
1277
00:55:19,837 --> 00:55:21,361
Weird night, huh, Morris?
1278
00:55:23,014 --> 00:55:24,059
Definitely.
1279
00:56:09,104 --> 00:56:10,758
[umpire] All right,
you got eight minutes.
1280
00:56:10,932 --> 00:56:12,063
Loosen up.
1281
00:56:12,237 --> 00:56:14,805
[chattering, cheering]
1282
00:56:14,979 --> 00:56:16,807
Anybody heard
from Garvey?
1283
00:56:16,981 --> 00:56:19,680
[Cedric] Gang,
you know he'’s locked up
in a hotel room in Reno.
1284
00:56:19,854 --> 00:56:21,508
Say goodbye to the house.
1285
00:56:21,682 --> 00:56:23,597
Never thought
I'’d be missing Garvey.
1286
00:56:23,771 --> 00:56:26,426
[Mike] Yo, if anyone needs
to be positive right now,
it'’s you, Pete.
1287
00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:27,862
Pull it together, man.
1288
00:56:28,036 --> 00:56:29,037
You'’re right, Mike D.
You'’re right.
1289
00:56:29,211 --> 00:56:30,865
Let'’s get it together, boys.
1290
00:56:31,039 --> 00:56:33,041
Honestly,
we'’re kind of fucked.[Morris] Come on, now.
1291
00:56:33,215 --> 00:56:35,173
I'’m gonna put Stew at first.
1292
00:56:35,347 --> 00:56:39,003
And let'’s have
Diego pinch-run for
any of you slowpokes.
1293
00:56:39,177 --> 00:56:40,396
We gotta
score some runs, guys.
1294
00:56:40,570 --> 00:56:42,311
If we score,
we have a chance.
1295
00:56:42,485 --> 00:56:44,922
Defense is getting better,
so let'’s do this.
1296
00:56:45,096 --> 00:56:46,837
- All right.
- Go get it.
1297
00:56:47,011 --> 00:56:48,273
[Morris]
So let'’s do this.
1298
00:56:48,448 --> 00:56:50,188
[Mike] Let'’s go.
Come on, man!
1299
00:56:52,016 --> 00:56:53,017
All right.
1300
00:56:54,062 --> 00:56:54,976
Come on, Dip.
1301
00:56:55,150 --> 00:56:56,456
["Take The Field" playing]
1302
00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:58,370
♪ Woken up to a pint of Tuss ♪
1303
00:56:58,545 --> 00:57:00,198
♪ Bitch, I'’m born to bust
Dangerous ♪
1304
00:57:00,372 --> 00:57:02,113
♪ All my clicky shifty
And shiesty as fuck ♪
1305
00:57:02,287 --> 00:57:03,506
♪ Who want up, who want next? ♪
1306
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,160
♪ Got one hundred on my neck ♪
1307
00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:06,770
♪ Jewels
I break rules and cash checks ♪
1308
00:57:06,944 --> 00:57:07,989
♪ Slap dicks
Inside my new TECs ♪
1309
00:57:08,163 --> 00:57:09,860
♪ Let'’s air it out ♪
1310
00:57:10,034 --> 00:57:11,166
♪ Got a lot of enemies
Don'’t talk about ♪
1311
00:57:11,340 --> 00:57:13,647
[chattering, shouting]
Fuck.
1312
00:57:13,821 --> 00:57:15,300
♪ I'’m really '’bout
Sex Pistols, violence ♪
1313
00:57:15,475 --> 00:57:17,041
♪ Woke up on an island ♪
1314
00:57:17,215 --> 00:57:18,956
♪ Found out
It was Johnny Depp'’s ♪
1315
00:57:19,130 --> 00:57:20,392
♪ I'’ll get sued
If I talk '’bout it ♪
1316
00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,482
Safe. You don'’t
high five the other team.
1317
00:57:22,656 --> 00:57:24,135
It'’s not something
- you do in softball.
- They'’re doing so great.
1318
00:57:24,309 --> 00:57:25,572
- I said not on my field.
- Okay.
1319
00:57:25,746 --> 00:57:27,965
♪ Got a .45 up in my new ride ♪
1320
00:57:28,139 --> 00:57:29,489
Let'’s go. Run.
1321
00:57:30,577 --> 00:57:32,317
Safe.
1322
00:57:32,492 --> 00:57:34,058
♪ Really hugging blocks
Really toting Glocks ♪
1323
00:57:34,232 --> 00:57:35,973
♪ Really off the shits
Really bobo off... ♪
1324
00:57:36,147 --> 00:57:37,105
[Mike] Wait.
1325
00:57:37,279 --> 00:57:40,195
Go back, go back, go back!
1326
00:57:40,369 --> 00:57:43,503
[shouting, groaning]
1327
00:57:44,591 --> 00:57:46,549
- [groans] Fuck.
- Strike!
1328
00:57:46,723 --> 00:57:48,986
[song continues playing]
1329
00:57:49,639 --> 00:57:50,814
[shouts]
1330
00:57:50,988 --> 00:57:53,382
[chattering continues]
1331
00:57:53,556 --> 00:57:55,036
- Should I bunt it?
- Don'’t dare bunt.
1332
00:57:55,210 --> 00:57:56,646
[Morris] No,
there'’s no bunting.
1333
00:57:58,213 --> 00:57:59,431
He'’s out.
1334
00:57:59,606 --> 00:58:00,868
[Morris] No bunting.
1335
00:58:02,783 --> 00:58:04,262
Run, run, run, run, run!
1336
00:58:04,436 --> 00:58:05,350
Run, Stew, run!
1337
00:58:05,525 --> 00:58:06,917
Run, run, run, run!
1338
00:58:07,091 --> 00:58:08,832
Get back, get back,
get back, get back!
1339
00:58:09,006 --> 00:58:10,094
What are you doing?
1340
00:58:11,269 --> 00:58:12,706
- [umpire] Ball.
- What?
1341
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,621
- Ball.
- It was obviously
a fucking strike.
1342
00:58:14,795 --> 00:58:16,753
It was obviously
- a fucking ball!
- What are you, blind?
1343
00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,320
What, you got
sunscreen in your eyes?
1344
00:58:18,494 --> 00:58:20,148
Hey, look at my eyes.
Twenty-twenty vision, bitch.
1345
00:58:20,322 --> 00:58:21,932
- That was a ball.
- Twenty-twenty, my ass.
1346
00:58:22,106 --> 00:58:23,760
Look right here,
- 20-20 vision!
- Whatever, you look like--
1347
00:58:23,934 --> 00:58:25,327
- Twenty-twenty vision!
- Back off of me!
1348
00:58:25,501 --> 00:58:26,937
Why don'’t you put
some Tic Tacs in your mouth?
1349
00:58:27,111 --> 00:58:28,460
You want out of this game?
1350
00:58:28,635 --> 00:58:29,810
I want out of this game.
I don'’t give a shit.
1351
00:58:29,984 --> 00:58:31,768
What, Morris?
It was obviously a strike!
1352
00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,204
[Jake] Relax, man.[Morris] Apologize.
1353
00:58:33,378 --> 00:58:34,771
All right,
I'’m sorry, okay?
1354
00:58:34,945 --> 00:58:36,120
- I'’m sorry.
- Relax, man.
1355
00:58:36,294 --> 00:58:37,818
- Chill, bro.
- You sure as hell are.
1356
00:58:37,992 --> 00:58:39,602
Fucking
Pebbles'’ grandmother.
1357
00:58:39,776 --> 00:58:42,083
[song continues playing]
1358
00:58:42,257 --> 00:58:43,519
[cheering]
1359
00:58:45,173 --> 00:58:46,217
Safe.
1360
00:58:47,131 --> 00:58:48,655
Ball game.
1361
00:58:49,481 --> 00:58:50,918
- Why?
- Go home.
1362
00:58:51,092 --> 00:58:53,050
- Mercy rule. Mercy rule.
- What?
1363
00:58:53,224 --> 00:58:54,399
- Mercy rule.
- What is that?
1364
00:58:54,574 --> 00:58:56,097
Mercy?
We want more pain.
1365
00:58:56,271 --> 00:58:58,012
They'’ve got too many runs.
You can'’t catch up.
1366
00:58:58,186 --> 00:58:59,840
That'’s game.[Morris] Mercy rule, guys!
1367
00:59:00,014 --> 00:59:01,232
- [umpire] Look it up.
- Goddamn it!
1368
00:59:01,406 --> 00:59:02,669
[umpire] Go home.
I gotta shit.
1369
00:59:02,843 --> 00:59:04,366
Let'’s get all our shit
out of the dugout.
1370
00:59:05,846 --> 00:59:07,848
[Jake] It'’s called
cognitive dissonance.
1371
00:59:08,022 --> 00:59:10,677
The wanting to quit,
but not being able to.
1372
00:59:10,851 --> 00:59:14,028
[scoffs] You know
I got arrested twice
during the pregnancy?
1373
00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:15,551
A nude pier jump.
1374
00:59:15,725 --> 00:59:17,901
And a DUI
in my parked car, bro.
1375
00:59:18,075 --> 00:59:21,165
It was hell for me.
Even more hell for his mom.
1376
00:59:21,339 --> 00:59:24,386
Spiritually,
one of the lowest places
I ever been.
1377
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:26,954
And with
a beautiful little boy
on the way.
1378
00:59:27,128 --> 00:59:29,696
But I can'’t get caught up
in the couldas, shouldas.
1379
00:59:29,870 --> 00:59:32,002
I got a real chance now,
Morris, to be a rad dad.
1380
00:59:32,176 --> 00:59:34,091
[chuckles] I like that.
1381
00:59:34,265 --> 00:59:36,224
You'’re so lucky
you don'’t gotta get sober.
1382
00:59:36,398 --> 00:59:37,747
You'’re already doing it.
1383
00:59:37,921 --> 00:59:40,271
Kids, they'’ll love you
no matter what.
1384
00:59:40,445 --> 00:59:41,708
And if you can stay sober,
1385
00:59:41,882 --> 00:59:43,535
it'’ll make it
way less painful for them.
1386
00:59:46,451 --> 00:59:47,670
Kiedis lights me up.
1387
00:59:48,628 --> 00:59:50,107
His mom and me
still have hiccups,
1388
00:59:50,281 --> 00:59:52,414
but we'’re getting better
at the co-parenting thing.
1389
00:59:52,588 --> 00:59:54,372
I'’m connected with some
sober guys that got kids,
1390
00:59:54,546 --> 00:59:56,636
so it really helps
give perspective.
1391
00:59:56,810 --> 00:59:58,246
Plus, there'’s always
some guy
1392
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,248
that'’s been in
the same place I'’m in now.
1393
01:00:00,422 --> 01:00:02,163
And someone with
a way worse situation.
1394
01:00:03,555 --> 01:00:04,687
[Morris]
Kiedis, like Anthony?
1395
01:00:04,861 --> 01:00:05,993
Hey, I know, right?
1396
01:00:06,167 --> 01:00:07,647
His mom'’s a huge
Chili Peppers fan.
1397
01:00:07,821 --> 01:00:09,170
The kid looks like me,
1398
01:00:09,344 --> 01:00:10,954
so the fear that Anthony Kiedis
is his father...
1399
01:00:11,128 --> 01:00:12,956
[scoffs] ...that shit
did not last long.
1400
01:00:13,130 --> 01:00:14,479
[laughs]
1401
01:00:14,654 --> 01:00:17,178
I always wanted to
direct a Chili Peppers video.
1402
01:00:18,788 --> 01:00:20,529
[Jake]
You'’ve surfed before, right?
1403
01:00:20,703 --> 01:00:21,878
[Morris]
It'’s been a minute.
1404
01:00:22,749 --> 01:00:24,315
Hey, Jake!
1405
01:00:25,577 --> 01:00:27,275
Oh, hey, Kat, what'’s up?
1406
01:00:27,449 --> 01:00:28,668
Hey, that'’s Kat.
1407
01:00:28,842 --> 01:00:30,887
Kat does what I do.
Surf therapy.
1408
01:00:32,062 --> 01:00:34,021
All right.
Think I'’m gonna go out.
1409
01:00:37,851 --> 01:00:39,287
I'’m gonna stretch.
1410
01:00:39,461 --> 01:00:41,898
["Happy Damage" playing]
1411
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:54,432
♪ Hey, man, what'’s the news? ♪
1412
01:00:54,606 --> 01:00:56,739
♪ Cracking up ♪
1413
01:00:57,522 --> 01:00:59,002
♪ How about you ♪
1414
01:01:00,134 --> 01:01:01,744
♪ Spacing out ♪
1415
01:01:02,527 --> 01:01:04,747
♪ Yeah, me too ♪
1416
01:01:04,921 --> 01:01:07,010
♪ Rolling on ♪
1417
01:01:07,184 --> 01:01:09,273
♪ Smiling through ♪
1418
01:01:09,447 --> 01:01:13,930
♪ I want happy damage ♪
1419
01:01:15,062 --> 01:01:18,369
♪ I want it all in my head ♪
1420
01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,895
♪ Psychic terror ♪
1421
01:01:22,678 --> 01:01:23,810
♪ What a waste ♪
1422
01:01:23,984 --> 01:01:25,637
[song fades]
1423
01:01:25,812 --> 01:01:27,335
What'’s going on,
you two?
1424
01:01:30,686 --> 01:01:32,906
[groans] Man.
1425
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,951
You guys didn'’t catch
one single wave.
1426
01:01:35,691 --> 01:01:36,953
I'’m catching rays.
1427
01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:38,781
This is my happy place.
1428
01:01:38,955 --> 01:01:40,696
Surf. Therapy.
1429
01:01:41,741 --> 01:01:43,307
Feel like
I'’ve been tricked.
1430
01:01:43,481 --> 01:01:45,396
You'’re just doing
way too much, my man.
1431
01:01:45,570 --> 01:01:46,746
Maybe slow down.
1432
01:01:47,616 --> 01:01:49,052
It'’s fun though, right?
1433
01:01:49,226 --> 01:01:50,445
Yeah.
1434
01:01:50,619 --> 01:01:52,577
I'’m gonna go
put my feet in the water.
1435
01:01:56,277 --> 01:01:57,278
You'’re pretty new?
1436
01:01:58,279 --> 01:01:59,367
Well, I used to surf
1437
01:01:59,541 --> 01:02:01,064
with my dad a lot
when I was young,
1438
01:02:01,238 --> 01:02:03,327
but it'’s been
more and more rare
over the years.
1439
01:02:04,459 --> 01:02:05,895
I'’m talking about sobriety.
1440
01:02:08,289 --> 01:02:09,856
Yeah. Uh...
1441
01:02:10,030 --> 01:02:11,422
Twenty-three days,
I think.
1442
01:02:11,596 --> 01:02:13,381
I just got a year.
1443
01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:14,730
Oh, congrats.
1444
01:02:16,253 --> 01:02:18,560
You'’re at a sober living
for girls?
1445
01:02:18,734 --> 01:02:20,736
Was. I'’m out now.
1446
01:02:20,910 --> 01:02:22,172
Got my own pad.
1447
01:02:22,346 --> 01:02:24,958
Trying to work things out
with my ex.
1448
01:02:25,132 --> 01:02:27,395
Still do surf therapy
with the girls from the house.
1449
01:02:29,005 --> 01:02:32,617
I have a hard time
seeing you at a place
like Sweet Dreams.
1450
01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:36,186
Misery doesn'’t care
what you look like.
1451
01:02:49,373 --> 01:02:51,506
What do you like, man?
Jazz? Hip-hop?
1452
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:53,638
You look like
a blues kind of guy
though to me.
1453
01:02:54,552 --> 01:02:56,424
I want to be sober.
1454
01:02:56,598 --> 01:02:59,035
I want to be
a rad dad to my little girl.
1455
01:02:59,862 --> 01:03:01,385
That'’s great to hear, man.
1456
01:03:01,559 --> 01:03:03,823
I heard this guy
the other day
say this at a meeting--
1457
01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:06,738
"Argue for your own limitations
and you get to keep them."
1458
01:03:06,913 --> 01:03:08,915
[engine starts]
1459
01:03:22,406 --> 01:03:24,495
[Pete] We'’re out of time, guys.[Morris] Thanks, Mike D.
1460
01:03:30,762 --> 01:03:31,807
Big B.
1461
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:33,940
What'’s up, homeboy?
1462
01:03:39,336 --> 01:03:42,209
You know, I probably
would'’ve been
more shaken up
1463
01:03:42,383 --> 01:03:44,428
had I not been so wasted
from the night before.
1464
01:03:44,602 --> 01:03:45,952
[chuckles]
1465
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:49,694
I got so fucked up
on an international flight,
1466
01:03:49,869 --> 01:03:51,696
I woke up
on the beach in Brazil
1467
01:03:51,871 --> 01:03:54,090
and I was married
to a prostitute.
1468
01:03:55,265 --> 01:03:58,660
[laughs] Oh, dear.
1469
01:03:58,834 --> 01:04:00,183
I might still be.
1470
01:04:03,186 --> 01:04:05,449
[Frank] Sounds like
you got your hands full, man.
1471
01:04:05,623 --> 01:04:07,190
Just stay close.
1472
01:04:07,364 --> 01:04:09,497
If you go all in on this,
you'’re gonna be amazed.
1473
01:04:09,671 --> 01:04:11,194
You'’re gonna find
that your old dreams,
1474
01:04:11,368 --> 01:04:13,588
they become
very different new dreams, man.
1475
01:04:13,762 --> 01:04:15,024
And you know what?
1476
01:04:15,198 --> 01:04:16,460
You'’ll start
caring about other people.
1477
01:04:16,634 --> 01:04:18,071
You won'’t be
a self-centered prick anymore,
1478
01:04:18,245 --> 01:04:19,986
burning bridges all over town.
1479
01:04:21,770 --> 01:04:22,902
I, um...
1480
01:04:24,947 --> 01:04:29,038
I was gonna maybe ask
if you could be my sponsor.
1481
01:04:29,212 --> 01:04:32,868
You know, all the signs
point to me taking
this sober thing seriously.
1482
01:04:33,956 --> 01:04:35,697
I'’ll be your sponsor
under two conditions.
1483
01:04:35,871 --> 01:04:37,351
One, you call me every day.
1484
01:04:37,525 --> 01:04:39,179
Call me, don'’t text me.
1485
01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:41,442
I'’m too old to be squinting
at my fucking phone and shit.
1486
01:04:41,616 --> 01:04:43,357
And two, don'’t lie to me.
1487
01:04:43,531 --> 01:04:45,185
Morris, if you lie to me,
we'’re done.
1488
01:04:45,359 --> 01:04:46,664
Okay.
1489
01:04:46,838 --> 01:04:48,057
No, I mean,
if you lie to me, we'’re done.
1490
01:04:48,231 --> 01:04:49,450
I got it.
1491
01:04:49,624 --> 01:04:50,755
Okay.
1492
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:52,148
Fucking Christ.
Do you want to eat?
1493
01:04:52,322 --> 01:04:53,671
'’Cause I want to eat.
1494
01:04:53,845 --> 01:04:55,935
- Yeah, I could eat.
- Yeah, he can eat!
1495
01:04:56,109 --> 01:04:57,371
Yeah.
1496
01:04:57,545 --> 01:04:59,329
Fuck yeah.
Let'’s eat, dude.
1497
01:04:59,503 --> 01:05:00,417
[chuckles]
1498
01:05:00,591 --> 01:05:01,941
[Frank] You got a big book?
1499
01:05:02,115 --> 01:05:03,551
'’Cause I got some pages
I want you to read.
1500
01:05:03,725 --> 01:05:06,162
Jesus! What the fuck?
1501
01:05:08,295 --> 01:05:09,470
Guess lunch is out.
1502
01:05:11,385 --> 01:05:13,909
Sweet shit, it looks like
fucking Chernobyl in there.
1503
01:05:14,083 --> 01:05:16,433
Hey, you guys can'’t go in there.
We'’re closed for a while.
1504
01:05:16,607 --> 01:05:19,349
Some asshole drove
his truck through
the wall a few weeks ago.
1505
01:05:19,523 --> 01:05:21,743
Just waiting for insurance
to come and take some photos.
1506
01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:23,963
In the meantime,
I'’m just trying to air it out.
1507
01:05:26,922 --> 01:05:28,489
Morris, let'’s go.
What the fuck, man.
1508
01:05:28,663 --> 01:05:29,969
Come on. I'’m starving.
1509
01:05:35,887 --> 01:05:37,324
That place across the street
is pretty good.
1510
01:05:37,498 --> 01:05:39,500
They got half the recipes
from here anyway.
1511
01:05:39,674 --> 01:05:41,371
Right.
I'’m not really hungry anymore.
1512
01:05:41,545 --> 01:05:43,547
Do you think
we can just go back
to the house?
1513
01:05:44,940 --> 01:05:47,203
You'’re a weird guy,
- Morris.
- I know.
1514
01:05:47,377 --> 01:05:48,378
- I know.
- Let'’s go.
1515
01:05:50,859 --> 01:05:52,774
Boom. Sweet Dreams, kid.
1516
01:05:52,948 --> 01:05:54,515
This is where it all happens.
1517
01:05:56,952 --> 01:05:58,171
Hey.
1518
01:05:58,345 --> 01:06:00,347
You sure you'’re okay, Morris?
1519
01:06:00,521 --> 01:06:02,653
Yeah. Yeah, I'’m good.
1520
01:06:02,827 --> 01:06:06,701
- Uh, I'’ll call you tomorrow.
- We got a lot of work to do.
1521
01:06:06,875 --> 01:06:09,878
Turns out our stories
are more alike
than we thought, you know.
1522
01:06:10,052 --> 01:06:12,011
[chuckles]
Thanks for the lift, Frank.
1523
01:06:12,185 --> 01:06:13,273
Okay.
1524
01:06:19,192 --> 01:06:20,628
[Mike] Yo, Pete!
1525
01:06:21,629 --> 01:06:23,196
What the fuck, bro?
1526
01:06:29,941 --> 01:06:31,856
They put a sign up
for the auction.
1527
01:06:45,914 --> 01:06:48,090
[sobbing]
1528
01:06:48,264 --> 01:06:50,179
[shouts]
1529
01:06:50,353 --> 01:06:51,615
["Woke Up" playing]
1530
01:06:51,789 --> 01:06:53,922
[whooping]
1531
01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:59,884
[Mike] Oh. Oh. Oh!
1532
01:07:00,059 --> 01:07:00,972
Yeah!
1533
01:07:01,147 --> 01:07:02,757
Boom, baby, boom!
1534
01:07:07,370 --> 01:07:08,632
Come on, baby.
1535
01:07:10,634 --> 01:07:12,332
Let'’s go!
1536
01:07:12,506 --> 01:07:14,769
- Strike zone.
- Happy birthday, dude.
1537
01:07:23,212 --> 01:07:25,954
- This is a lot.
- You gotta lighten up, buddy.
1538
01:07:26,128 --> 01:07:27,999
Everybody love bowling.
1539
01:07:28,174 --> 01:07:29,653
There'’s girls here.
1540
01:07:29,827 --> 01:07:31,264
Plus, this is better
than sitting at home
1541
01:07:31,438 --> 01:07:33,309
watching Cruise
eat fucking pizza rolls.
1542
01:07:34,180 --> 01:07:35,442
[Cedric]
Damn, Stew, I see you.
1543
01:07:35,616 --> 01:07:37,357
Yeah, that'’s right.
This is Raquel.
1544
01:07:37,531 --> 01:07:39,576
All the Roughhouse girls
are down there.
1545
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,012
- Hey, I'’m Jake.
- Hey, Raquel.
1546
01:07:41,187 --> 01:07:42,231
Morris.
1547
01:07:43,102 --> 01:07:44,538
Is Kat down there too
or what?
1548
01:07:44,712 --> 01:07:45,713
Yeah, yeah.
1549
01:07:45,887 --> 01:07:47,323
I'’ll be right back.
1550
01:07:50,109 --> 01:07:51,458
All right, Dippity Doo.
1551
01:07:51,632 --> 01:07:52,763
Ow!
1552
01:07:54,330 --> 01:07:55,505
Come on,
come on, come on.
1553
01:07:55,679 --> 01:07:56,941
[pins clattering]
1554
01:07:57,116 --> 01:07:59,205
Hello, everyone.
1555
01:07:59,379 --> 01:08:01,772
Didn'’t know
the Insane Clown Posse
had a bowling team.
1556
01:08:01,946 --> 01:08:04,297
Morris, just the man
I was looking for.
1557
01:08:04,471 --> 01:08:06,081
Okay.
1558
01:08:06,255 --> 01:08:08,997
We haven'’t met,
but I'’ve heard a lot about you.
1559
01:08:09,563 --> 01:08:10,694
Hmm.
1560
01:08:10,868 --> 01:08:12,740
I'’m Bert,
D. Squiz'’s manager.
1561
01:08:13,654 --> 01:08:16,657
I'’m sorry. Who'’s D. Squiz?
1562
01:08:17,832 --> 01:08:19,660
You living under a rock?
1563
01:08:20,226 --> 01:08:21,270
Yeah.
1564
01:08:21,444 --> 01:08:22,706
Follow me.
1565
01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:30,497
Hey. Hey.
1566
01:08:30,671 --> 01:08:32,020
Isn'’t that
D. Squiz'’s dude?
1567
01:08:33,064 --> 01:08:34,109
How the fuck you know that?
1568
01:08:34,283 --> 01:08:35,415
The Internet.
1569
01:08:44,641 --> 01:08:47,253
So my director bailed
last minute
1570
01:08:47,427 --> 01:08:49,907
to do some Marvel shit,
so I'’m fucked.
1571
01:08:50,081 --> 01:08:51,431
Bert told me
you'’re the man, though.
1572
01:08:51,605 --> 01:08:53,259
I'’m making fun of
all the '’90s bands.
1573
01:08:53,433 --> 01:08:55,739
I really want it
to feel like that, okay?
1574
01:08:55,913 --> 01:08:58,002
I got a big-ass budget.
It'’s gonna be on some MTV shit.
1575
01:09:00,222 --> 01:09:02,442
And you guys want me?
1576
01:09:02,616 --> 01:09:04,052
[Bert] We don'’t care
what anybody else says.
1577
01:09:04,226 --> 01:09:05,314
You'’re the guy.
1578
01:09:06,663 --> 01:09:07,795
It'’s all set up
for Saturday.
1579
01:09:07,969 --> 01:09:09,536
All you gotta do
is show up.
1580
01:09:09,710 --> 01:09:11,059
Saturday, this Saturday?
1581
01:09:11,233 --> 01:09:13,104
- Like, this Saturday.
- Shit.
1582
01:09:15,019 --> 01:09:15,933
- All right?
- Hey.
1583
01:09:16,107 --> 01:09:17,544
Are you in or are you out?
1584
01:09:21,722 --> 01:09:23,158
[chattering]
1585
01:09:25,116 --> 01:09:27,728
[Pete] I'’m gonna need
all you guys to blow!
1586
01:09:27,902 --> 01:09:31,166
Dip, Cedric, Morris,
you'’re on the pee list tonight!
1587
01:09:31,340 --> 01:09:32,863
[Cedric] Aight, bet.
1588
01:09:33,037 --> 01:09:35,475
Yo, next time I'’m gonna get
a turkey though, watch.
1589
01:09:35,649 --> 01:09:37,303
Take a leak.
1590
01:09:37,477 --> 01:09:38,913
Hey, you get her number?
1591
01:09:39,087 --> 01:09:41,089
I got her IG,
- but she already blocked me.
- Fuck!
1592
01:09:42,743 --> 01:09:44,571
Here you go.
Thanks, Morris.
1593
01:09:47,487 --> 01:09:48,488
Dip.
1594
01:09:48,662 --> 01:09:49,837
Yes, sir.
1595
01:09:54,407 --> 01:09:56,409
[urinating]
1596
01:10:03,938 --> 01:10:06,288
Weird. It'’s coming up
hot for opiates.
1597
01:10:06,854 --> 01:10:08,769
Hmm. Yup.
1598
01:10:08,943 --> 01:10:10,510
There something
you need to tell me?
1599
01:10:12,555 --> 01:10:14,731
I ate a poppy seed bagel
the other day.
1600
01:10:14,905 --> 01:10:16,820
You know what?
We'’ll just talk
after Cedric gets done.
1601
01:10:16,994 --> 01:10:19,345
Get out of here.
Wait for me over there.
Ced, come on.
1602
01:10:21,825 --> 01:10:22,870
Here you go.
1603
01:10:25,264 --> 01:10:27,266
[urinating]
1604
01:10:29,529 --> 01:10:31,748
[Cedric] Not so fresh,
but it'’s clean.
1605
01:10:31,922 --> 01:10:34,360
Damn, Dip.
Told you not to eat that bagel.
1606
01:10:34,534 --> 01:10:36,057
Hey, Jake.
1607
01:10:36,231 --> 01:10:37,754
Put these samples
up for me, okay?
1608
01:10:37,928 --> 01:10:39,800
And take
the Breathalyzer equipment
and put it up too.
1609
01:10:39,974 --> 01:10:41,323
- All right, Pete.
- Thank you.
1610
01:10:42,803 --> 01:10:43,847
[sighs]
1611
01:10:45,196 --> 01:10:47,111
You know, once
we send those samples
over to the lab,
1612
01:10:47,286 --> 01:10:50,854
we'’ll be able to trace
if it'’s a bagel
or something else.
1613
01:11:01,778 --> 01:11:02,953
Fuck.
1614
01:11:07,958 --> 01:11:09,873
Oh, fuck. Jesus.
1615
01:11:11,397 --> 01:11:12,833
[groans][Kat] What'’s up, boys?
1616
01:11:13,486 --> 01:11:14,400
The fuck?
1617
01:11:14,574 --> 01:11:16,053
Oh, yeah,
you guys made it!
1618
01:11:16,227 --> 01:11:17,664
Jake to
the motherfucking rescue.
1619
01:11:17,838 --> 01:11:19,753
More like Kat to
the motherfucking rescue.
1620
01:11:19,927 --> 01:11:20,841
What'’s up, girl?
1621
01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,538
Why didn'’t you tell me?
1622
01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,323
Man, you got a lot
going on as it is,
1623
01:11:24,497 --> 01:11:25,889
so I just wanted to
look out for you.
1624
01:11:26,063 --> 01:11:27,413
Diego, do you got our uniforms?
1625
01:11:27,587 --> 01:11:28,849
Yeah, they'’re right here.
1626
01:11:29,023 --> 01:11:30,024
Meet Syd and Lily.
1627
01:11:30,198 --> 01:11:31,591
Hi.[Pete] Hi, Syd.
1628
01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:32,940
I'’m Cedric.
- Nice to meet you.
- Hello.
1629
01:11:33,114 --> 01:11:34,071
Hi. Diego.
1630
01:11:34,245 --> 01:11:36,291
- Tom Cruise.
- I'’m Dip.
1631
01:11:36,465 --> 01:11:38,467
Uh, who'’s that?
1632
01:11:38,641 --> 01:11:40,034
Stew.
1633
01:11:40,208 --> 01:11:42,297
Aw, we love Stew.
1634
01:11:42,950 --> 01:11:45,518
Okay, guys, and girls,
1635
01:11:45,692 --> 01:11:48,390
we'’ve been playing
pretty good on defense lately,
1636
01:11:48,564 --> 01:11:49,913
so let'’s stick with that.
1637
01:11:50,087 --> 01:11:53,264
Just get hits. Small ball.
We need base runners.
1638
01:11:53,439 --> 01:11:55,615
Stop trying to
win the game in one at bat.
1639
01:11:55,789 --> 01:11:58,357
And I don'’t need
to remind everyone
that if we lose today,
1640
01:11:58,531 --> 01:12:00,359
we are done
in more ways than one,
1641
01:12:00,533 --> 01:12:02,970
so let'’s--Then stop reminding us,
bro. It'’s depressing.
1642
01:12:03,144 --> 01:12:04,580
[Mike] Yeah,
we don'’t need a pep talk.
1643
01:12:04,754 --> 01:12:06,277
Let'’s just go murder
these motherfuckers.
1644
01:12:06,452 --> 01:12:07,453
[sighs]
1645
01:12:07,627 --> 01:12:09,193
Wait,
I'’m not wearing this.
1646
01:12:09,368 --> 01:12:10,760
[Diego] What?
I worked hard on those.
1647
01:12:11,413 --> 01:12:12,501
I like it.
1648
01:12:13,415 --> 01:12:14,677
[Morris] All right,
let'’s do this.
1649
01:12:14,851 --> 01:12:16,070
Kat, you'’re leading off.
1650
01:12:16,244 --> 01:12:17,593
- Let'’s get to it.
- Let'’s do it, Kat!
1651
01:12:17,767 --> 01:12:19,421
- Come on now!
- Here you go, Kat.
1652
01:12:19,595 --> 01:12:21,467
["Make Me Wanna Die" playing]
1653
01:12:23,817 --> 01:12:25,384
[cheering]
1654
01:12:36,743 --> 01:12:39,528
♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪
1655
01:12:39,702 --> 01:12:42,618
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1656
01:12:42,792 --> 01:12:45,839
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1657
01:12:46,013 --> 01:12:49,538
♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes... ♪
1658
01:12:49,712 --> 01:12:51,192
Aw, fuck.
1659
01:12:51,366 --> 01:12:53,412
That'’s all you, Kat, come on!
That'’s all you!
1660
01:12:54,456 --> 01:12:55,414
Let'’s go!
1661
01:12:55,588 --> 01:12:57,416
[cheering, shouting]
1662
01:12:59,505 --> 01:13:01,463
Hustle! Hustle!
1663
01:13:03,683 --> 01:13:04,858
All right!
1664
01:13:05,032 --> 01:13:07,643
Hold on line drives
and watch pop-ups.
1665
01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:08,775
All right.
1666
01:13:09,384 --> 01:13:10,429
Here you go.
1667
01:13:11,734 --> 01:13:14,955
♪ I gotta go outside ♪
1668
01:13:15,129 --> 01:13:18,001
♪ '’Cause it'’ll make me smile ♪
1669
01:13:18,175 --> 01:13:21,004
♪ Yeah, it'’ll make me smile ♪
1670
01:13:21,178 --> 01:13:23,920
♪ Oh, why ♪
1671
01:13:24,094 --> 01:13:27,010
♪ Don'’t you go outside? ♪
1672
01:13:27,184 --> 01:13:29,360
♪ You think
It'’ll make you smile? ♪
1673
01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:31,014
♪ Think
It'’ll make you smile... ♪
1674
01:13:31,188 --> 01:13:32,276
I got it!
1675
01:13:33,974 --> 01:13:35,062
[umpire] Ball game!
1676
01:13:35,236 --> 01:13:37,456
[cheering, chattering]
1677
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:46,682
We got two more games!
We got two more games to win!
1678
01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:50,556
♪ And the mess we'’re making ♪
1679
01:13:50,730 --> 01:13:54,864
♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪
1680
01:13:57,171 --> 01:14:01,741
♪ Oh, and the news
They'’ll hate you ♪
1681
01:14:01,915 --> 01:14:03,786
Yahoo!
1682
01:14:03,960 --> 01:14:06,049
♪ It doesn'’t matter to me
Matter to me at all ♪
1683
01:14:06,223 --> 01:14:07,921
All right!
Let'’s go, Kit Kat!
1684
01:14:09,488 --> 01:14:11,490
Give me some!
Nice work!
1685
01:14:14,493 --> 01:14:16,190
- Let'’s go!
- Let'’s go!
1686
01:14:16,364 --> 01:14:18,714
- [Mike] Two runs!
- Maybe we should try
to get it in the gap.
1687
01:14:26,722 --> 01:14:28,332
Go, baby, go!
1688
01:14:28,507 --> 01:14:29,812
[shouting, cheering]
1689
01:14:29,986 --> 01:14:30,726
Safe!
1690
01:14:30,900 --> 01:14:32,815
[cheering]
1691
01:14:35,252 --> 01:14:37,646
♪ I gotta say goodbye ♪
1692
01:14:37,820 --> 01:14:40,606
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1693
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:43,260
♪ Don'’t wanna make you cry ♪
1694
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:48,483
♪ I dry those tears
From your eyes ♪
1695
01:14:48,657 --> 01:14:52,182
♪ They make me want to die ♪
1696
01:14:52,356 --> 01:14:54,837
♪ They make me want to die ♪
1697
01:14:55,011 --> 01:14:56,099
♪ Die ♪
1698
01:15:08,764 --> 01:15:10,679
[knocking on door]
1699
01:15:15,292 --> 01:15:16,337
Hey.
1700
01:15:17,556 --> 01:15:18,469
You again.
1701
01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:20,907
Um, we'’re still closed.
1702
01:15:21,081 --> 01:15:24,040
Right. Is the owner here
by any chance?
1703
01:15:24,911 --> 01:15:26,129
Will!
1704
01:15:26,303 --> 01:15:27,783
Guy wants to talk to you.
1705
01:15:31,308 --> 01:15:33,702
- What'’s going on, brother?
- Hey.
1706
01:15:33,876 --> 01:15:36,923
My name is Morris,
and I'’m in a program.
1707
01:15:38,098 --> 01:15:41,188
And my sponsor suggested
that I come down here
1708
01:15:41,362 --> 01:15:43,669
to tell you
that I may be the person
1709
01:15:43,843 --> 01:15:47,237
that caused all this damage
to your place.
1710
01:15:50,110 --> 01:15:51,415
You'’re purple pants guy?
1711
01:15:52,112 --> 01:15:53,156
Yeah.
1712
01:15:56,812 --> 01:15:58,292
And part of my recovery...
1713
01:15:59,423 --> 01:16:02,470
If there'’s anything
I can do to make it right,
1714
01:16:02,644 --> 01:16:06,169
I'’d like to offer
that up because I'’m...
1715
01:16:09,303 --> 01:16:11,305
Hey, Frank,
you'’re not gonna believe this.
1716
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:13,699
The owner is sober!
1717
01:16:13,873 --> 01:16:16,440
[laughs]
I have to work out the damages,
1718
01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:18,486
but, you know,
he'’s not gonna call the cops.
1719
01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:21,315
And I still have to figure out
whose truck I crashed, but...
1720
01:16:21,489 --> 01:16:23,447
Oh, God,
this is great, isn'’t it?
1721
01:16:23,622 --> 01:16:25,145
[laughs]
1722
01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:27,321
Frank? You there?
1723
01:16:29,845 --> 01:16:31,020
Ah, shit.
1724
01:16:33,936 --> 01:16:35,808
Frank! Hey!
1725
01:16:35,982 --> 01:16:39,159
You'’re not gonna believe this,
but the owner is sober.
[chuckles]
1726
01:16:41,596 --> 01:16:42,728
[phone buzzes]
1727
01:16:54,522 --> 01:16:55,958
[sighs]
1728
01:17:04,445 --> 01:17:06,926
I don'’t know how the hell
you guys pulled this off.
1729
01:17:08,449 --> 01:17:09,929
A lot of luck though.
1730
01:17:10,103 --> 01:17:11,582
[chuckles]
1731
01:17:11,757 --> 01:17:12,845
How'’s your old man?
1732
01:17:13,019 --> 01:17:14,890
He'’s better.
1733
01:17:15,064 --> 01:17:17,980
I think the in-and-out
of the hospital was worse
than him being sick.
1734
01:17:18,154 --> 01:17:19,373
Mmm.
1735
01:17:19,547 --> 01:17:21,723
My dad,
he was so defiant.
1736
01:17:21,897 --> 01:17:23,943
Just always out
partying with his friends
1737
01:17:24,117 --> 01:17:27,381
and always hiding
from his family.
1738
01:17:27,555 --> 01:17:29,209
Never showed anybody
any pain.
1739
01:17:30,297 --> 01:17:32,125
Then he fucking
has a heart attack
1740
01:17:32,299 --> 01:17:34,083
from eating
too many hot dogs.[scoffs]
1741
01:17:35,171 --> 01:17:36,695
Sorry about your dad, Morris.
1742
01:17:37,783 --> 01:17:39,132
I'’m impressed, man.
1743
01:17:39,306 --> 01:17:41,569
I mean, when you first got here,
I was like,
1744
01:17:41,743 --> 01:17:45,094
"This guy has
no shot of making it."
1745
01:17:45,268 --> 01:17:47,836
I mean, you were so warped
in the image that you created.
1746
01:17:48,881 --> 01:17:51,318
Well, the guys
shut that down real quick.
1747
01:17:51,492 --> 01:17:54,103
You know,
I thought I was so cool.
1748
01:17:55,626 --> 01:17:57,063
I'’m a dork.
1749
01:17:57,237 --> 01:17:58,194
Thirty days.
1750
01:17:58,368 --> 01:18:00,588
It'’s a big fucking deal, man.
1751
01:18:01,807 --> 01:18:03,547
You'’re working the steps
with Frank, yeah?
1752
01:18:03,722 --> 01:18:06,637
Yeah, you know,
I'’m still freaking out
1753
01:18:06,812 --> 01:18:08,378
over the truck
I stole and crashed,
1754
01:18:08,552 --> 01:18:10,467
but Frank says
if I have one foot
in the future
1755
01:18:10,641 --> 01:18:11,817
and one foot in the past,
1756
01:18:11,991 --> 01:18:13,296
I'’m shitting on
the present, so...
1757
01:18:13,470 --> 01:18:16,299
Remember,
what you focus on will grow.
1758
01:18:17,257 --> 01:18:19,346
Like the connections
with these guys.
1759
01:18:20,651 --> 01:18:22,175
Just go
where the love is, man.
1760
01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:24,133
Go where the love is!
1761
01:18:27,049 --> 01:18:29,399
I'’m thinking of
stacking the lineup.
1762
01:18:30,792 --> 01:18:33,490
What?
I mean, you'’re the coach.
1763
01:18:33,664 --> 01:18:36,493
Things have been going so well,
it'’s kind of odd
to change things up.
1764
01:18:37,059 --> 01:18:38,408
That doesn'’t help.
1765
01:18:38,582 --> 01:18:41,020
Come on, man,
you'’re a baseball guy.
1766
01:18:41,194 --> 01:18:42,586
Like, what if
something happens to me?
1767
01:18:42,761 --> 01:18:45,372
I have
a stroke or something.
1768
01:18:45,546 --> 01:18:46,590
Stroke?
1769
01:18:47,461 --> 01:18:48,549
The fuck outta here.
1770
01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,814
You put that out there,
what'’s the matter with you?
1771
01:18:55,469 --> 01:18:56,513
[chuckles]
1772
01:19:03,477 --> 01:19:04,913
[sighs]
1773
01:19:11,311 --> 01:19:13,792
Oh, man,
what am I gonna
tell everybody?
1774
01:19:15,924 --> 01:19:17,317
[engine starts]
1775
01:19:32,071 --> 01:19:33,681
♪ I'’m tryna fuck
Before the bomb drops ♪
1776
01:19:33,855 --> 01:19:35,465
♪ Get to you before
They build that wall ♪
1777
01:19:35,639 --> 01:19:37,206
♪ Party on till my heart stops ♪
1778
01:19:37,380 --> 01:19:38,817
♪ Before all of
That cholesterol ♪
1779
01:19:38,991 --> 01:19:40,601
♪ They copping pistols
Apocalypto ♪
1780
01:19:40,775 --> 01:19:42,559
♪ But I just want you
To take that off ♪
1781
01:19:42,733 --> 01:19:44,387
♪ If they pull us over
They can'’t hold us ♪
1782
01:19:44,561 --> 01:19:45,998
♪ We'’ll fuck
In front of that racist cop ♪
1783
01:19:46,172 --> 01:19:47,782
♪ The world gone to shit ♪
1784
01:19:47,956 --> 01:19:49,305
♪ We just trying to get lit ♪
1785
01:19:49,479 --> 01:19:51,177
♪ 24K handcuffs... ♪
1786
01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:53,483
- Here you go. Thank you.
- Bye.
1787
01:19:53,657 --> 01:19:55,094
[song fades]
1788
01:19:55,268 --> 01:19:56,530
Damn, Morris.
1789
01:19:57,531 --> 01:19:58,575
Fuck.
1790
01:19:59,533 --> 01:20:00,795
Hey, y'’all seen
a tall white guy
1791
01:20:00,969 --> 01:20:02,188
with gray hair and glasses?
1792
01:20:02,362 --> 01:20:03,711
Nah, sorry.
1793
01:20:04,494 --> 01:20:05,539
Damn.[umpire] Game time!
1794
01:20:05,713 --> 01:20:07,410
Let'’s go, guys![sighs]
1795
01:20:07,584 --> 01:20:09,151
Where the fuck
- you at, Morris?
- All right, let'’s go.
1796
01:20:09,325 --> 01:20:10,544
Game time!
1797
01:20:10,718 --> 01:20:11,893
[Pete] All right,
bring it in, everybody!
1798
01:20:12,067 --> 01:20:13,112
Come on!
1799
01:20:13,286 --> 01:20:14,896
Come on, Cruise,
hustle in!
1800
01:20:15,549 --> 01:20:16,942
Come on, guys!
1801
01:20:17,116 --> 01:20:18,204
Uh...
1802
01:20:19,118 --> 01:20:21,120
Uh... [chuckles]
1803
01:20:21,294 --> 01:20:23,383
Has anybody seen
Morris or Diego?
1804
01:20:23,557 --> 01:20:26,342
I seen Morris chopping it up
with D. Squiz
at the alley the other night.
1805
01:20:26,516 --> 01:20:27,953
I knew some shit was slimy.
1806
01:20:28,127 --> 01:20:29,302
Why the fuck
wouldn'’t you tell me?
1807
01:20:29,476 --> 01:20:30,694
You always tell me
to mind my own.
1808
01:20:30,869 --> 01:20:32,305
Motherfucker!
1809
01:20:34,089 --> 01:20:37,571
Okay, we'’ll just, um, do
what we always do.
1810
01:20:37,745 --> 01:20:40,574
Uh, except I'’ll take
Morris'’s spot on the lineup.
1811
01:20:40,748 --> 01:20:43,403
Aw, hell nah. Come on, Pete.
We gotta wait for them.
1812
01:20:43,577 --> 01:20:45,753
- They should be here by now.
- He fucked us for D. Squiz.
1813
01:20:45,927 --> 01:20:46,841
Hell no.
1814
01:20:47,015 --> 01:20:49,322
Uh, why don'’t we, uh...
1815
01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:50,889
Ced, you'’re up.
1816
01:20:51,063 --> 01:20:52,629
[Diego]
Hostage situation!
1817
01:20:52,803 --> 01:20:54,501
Morris sent me
on a wild goose chase.
1818
01:20:55,719 --> 01:20:58,157
Sorry, everybody.
My wires got crossed a little.
1819
01:20:58,331 --> 01:21:00,289
[Mike] Drive it in, buddy.
Way to drive it home.
1820
01:21:00,463 --> 01:21:01,682
[laughing]
1821
01:21:03,031 --> 01:21:05,033
We'’ll talk later, Morris.
1822
01:21:05,207 --> 01:21:06,469
Yeah.
1823
01:21:06,643 --> 01:21:08,689
But right now,
Jake, you'’re leading off.
1824
01:21:08,863 --> 01:21:10,125
Switching things around,
everybody,
1825
01:21:10,299 --> 01:21:11,735
so we can score some runs quick
1826
01:21:11,910 --> 01:21:13,215
and get ahead of these pricks.
1827
01:21:13,389 --> 01:21:14,956
[Bobby] Hey, Morris!
1828
01:21:15,130 --> 01:21:17,828
Tell the chicks
they can come
celebrate with us later!
1829
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:21,310
Bitches got the first round![groans] Gross.
1830
01:21:21,484 --> 01:21:22,659
[Pete]
Fucking hate that team.
1831
01:21:22,833 --> 01:21:24,183
You guys have history, huh?
1832
01:21:24,357 --> 01:21:26,446
Oh, yeah,
they beat us pretty bad.
1833
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:29,014
With eight players,
and they were wasted.[Pete] That'’s right.
1834
01:21:29,188 --> 01:21:33,148
Coach, you really gonna put
Mike D, Stew, Cruise and Diego
back to back like that?
1835
01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:35,803
Hell yeah. Gives us a chance
to score five or six runs.
1836
01:21:35,977 --> 01:21:37,413
Without it,
we score two or three.
1837
01:21:37,587 --> 01:21:40,068
You know with them at bat,
we'’re gonna score zero.
1838
01:21:40,242 --> 01:21:42,157
[laughs] Look,
you guys asked me to coach.
1839
01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:43,854
No time to start
doubting me now.
1840
01:21:44,029 --> 01:21:45,769
Come on, let'’s get out there
and do this. Come on!
1841
01:21:45,944 --> 01:21:47,815
[cheering, whooping][Pete] Come on!
1842
01:21:49,991 --> 01:21:51,471
Come on. Come on.
1843
01:21:54,082 --> 01:21:55,301
Come on, Morris!
1844
01:21:57,520 --> 01:21:59,218
[cheering, whooping continue]
1845
01:22:02,612 --> 01:22:03,657
[umpire] Safe!
1846
01:22:08,531 --> 01:22:10,620
[chattering]
Safe!
1847
01:22:13,797 --> 01:22:16,278
[chattering continues]
1848
01:22:25,984 --> 01:22:27,028
Move, you little shit!
1849
01:22:30,901 --> 01:22:32,686
[Mike] Cruise, Cruise,
look alive!
1850
01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:34,862
Hey, not bad.
Congratulations.
1851
01:22:35,036 --> 01:22:37,560
We gotta figure out
how to stop these guys.
1852
01:22:37,734 --> 01:22:39,693
Or just keep up with them.
1853
01:22:40,520 --> 01:22:41,477
[Cruise] Go, Jake!
1854
01:22:53,707 --> 01:22:54,751
Safe!
1855
01:22:57,232 --> 01:22:58,668
All right,
shake it off, shake it off.
1856
01:22:58,842 --> 01:23:00,018
[Cruise] Come on, Morris!
1857
01:23:01,193 --> 01:23:02,890
[Mike] Yeah, baby!
That'’s it!
1858
01:23:03,064 --> 01:23:04,196
Oh, my God!
1859
01:23:04,979 --> 01:23:06,981
Give me some, baby!
1860
01:23:08,287 --> 01:23:10,724
Whoo-hoo!
Come on, Kat, bring it in!
1861
01:23:10,898 --> 01:23:12,073
Whoo!
1862
01:23:12,247 --> 01:23:15,598
Come on, coach, baby!
Yahoo!
1863
01:23:16,643 --> 01:23:18,906
Whoo-hoo![grunts]
1864
01:23:20,864 --> 01:23:23,606
[chattering continues]
1865
01:23:26,479 --> 01:23:27,306
[umpire] Out!
1866
01:23:32,093 --> 01:23:34,748
Hey, Morris,
this one'’s for your wife.
1867
01:23:37,968 --> 01:23:41,102
[exclaiming, chattering]
1868
01:23:42,930 --> 01:23:44,105
Hold him back,
hold him back!
1869
01:23:44,279 --> 01:23:45,541
Go to first,
go to first!
1870
01:23:46,890 --> 01:23:48,370
Ooh!
1871
01:23:48,544 --> 01:23:49,676
That'’s an out,
that'’s an out.
1872
01:23:49,850 --> 01:23:51,852
[grunts] Motherfuckers!
1873
01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:55,595
[Mike] Come on now, bud!
1874
01:23:56,900 --> 01:23:58,380
[Jake]
Come on, Chuck Morris!
1875
01:23:58,554 --> 01:23:59,599
[Bobby] Come on, Richie.
1876
01:23:59,773 --> 01:24:01,122
Come on, Mor!
1877
01:24:01,296 --> 01:24:03,994
[Mike] Let'’s go, Morris.
Come on, buddy.
1878
01:24:04,169 --> 01:24:06,432
[whooping]
1879
01:24:11,828 --> 01:24:14,396
[team] Good eye!
Good eye, good eye, baby!
1880
01:24:14,570 --> 01:24:19,053
♪ You got to trust
Your instincts ♪
1881
01:24:20,359 --> 01:24:23,971
♪ And let go of regret ♪
1882
01:24:26,147 --> 01:24:30,064
♪ And to bet
On yourself now, star ♪
1883
01:24:30,238 --> 01:24:32,893
♪ '’Cause that'’s your best bet ♪
1884
01:24:33,067 --> 01:24:35,896
[Stew continues
playing song]
1885
01:24:37,463 --> 01:24:39,247
[Kat] Go, go, go, go!
1886
01:24:39,421 --> 01:24:41,510
[Mike] We got a run!
We got a run!
1887
01:24:43,121 --> 01:24:45,775
♪ This is the style we bring ♪
1888
01:24:45,949 --> 01:24:47,734
[Mike]
Let'’s go, Morris!
1889
01:24:49,823 --> 01:24:50,824
Thanks for this.
1890
01:24:53,783 --> 01:24:55,307
[Sofie] Daddy!
1891
01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:57,613
[song continues playing]
1892
01:24:58,440 --> 01:25:00,181
- Hey!
- Hey! There he is.
1893
01:25:03,271 --> 01:25:04,925
[cheering, shouting]
1894
01:25:05,099 --> 01:25:07,493
[Kat] Morris![Pete] Run, Morris!
Jesus!
1895
01:25:07,667 --> 01:25:08,755
Run!
1896
01:25:12,498 --> 01:25:13,629
[umpire] Safe!
1897
01:25:15,501 --> 01:25:16,763
Whoo!
1898
01:25:16,937 --> 01:25:19,766
- Yay!
- Whoo, whoo, whoo!
1899
01:25:22,595 --> 01:25:23,596
Let'’s go!
1900
01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:27,252
Go, Coach! Come on, Coach!
1901
01:25:27,426 --> 01:25:30,080
Good job! Yeah!
1902
01:25:33,040 --> 01:25:34,346
Safe.
1903
01:25:40,308 --> 01:25:41,179
Fuck!
1904
01:25:45,313 --> 01:25:46,575
What'’s your Instagram handle?
1905
01:25:46,749 --> 01:25:48,447
[spectator] All right,
come on, Sweet Dreams.
1906
01:25:48,621 --> 01:25:50,449
This is your last inning.
Let'’s go!
1907
01:25:50,623 --> 01:25:52,973
Let'’s go, Big C!
Come on, baby!
1908
01:25:54,975 --> 01:25:56,977
Come on, Ced!
1909
01:25:59,327 --> 01:26:01,764
Go, Cedric![Diego chattering
in Spanish]
1910
01:26:01,938 --> 01:26:03,679
- Fuck!
- Strike one!
1911
01:26:03,853 --> 01:26:04,854
Oh!
1912
01:26:05,028 --> 01:26:07,379
Two more. Let'’s go.
1913
01:26:07,553 --> 01:26:08,510
[laughs]
1914
01:26:08,684 --> 01:26:10,077
We'’re fucked.
1915
01:26:10,251 --> 01:26:11,339
[Cruise] Come on, Stew!
1916
01:26:11,513 --> 01:26:13,341
Come on, Stew, let'’s go!
1917
01:26:13,515 --> 01:26:15,256
Base rip, buddy, come on.
1918
01:26:16,997 --> 01:26:18,216
[Cruise]
Let'’s go, Beef Stew!
1919
01:26:18,390 --> 01:26:20,392
Come on, buddy,
let'’s get a hit, baby!
1920
01:26:20,566 --> 01:26:22,655
[Cruise] Come on, Stew![Mike] Come on, Stew!
1921
01:26:22,829 --> 01:26:24,918
[Morris]
Let'’s go, Stew. Base rip!
1922
01:26:25,092 --> 01:26:27,312
Base hit, buddy. You got this.
1923
01:26:27,486 --> 01:26:31,229
[chattering continues]
1924
01:26:39,802 --> 01:26:41,108
[umpire] Safe![chuckling]
1925
01:26:41,282 --> 01:26:43,502
Yeah, baby Stew, come on!
1926
01:26:43,676 --> 01:26:45,025
Give them that Stew shuffle!
1927
01:26:45,199 --> 01:26:47,245
Yeah! Whoo!
1928
01:26:52,511 --> 01:26:53,686
Thank you, God.
1929
01:26:53,860 --> 01:26:56,341
Come on, Diego.
Swing the bat, buddy.
1930
01:26:56,515 --> 01:26:58,168
Swing the bat.
Be aggressive.
1931
01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:02,564
- You have to swing, dude.
- Please.
1932
01:27:06,612 --> 01:27:08,178
[chattering, shouting]
1933
01:27:08,353 --> 01:27:10,703
Strike![Busby player]
Good job, Richie.
1934
01:27:10,877 --> 01:27:13,140
- Good form, I guess.
- It'’s all right, buddy.
It'’s okay.
1935
01:27:13,314 --> 01:27:16,143
At least you swung.[Morris] All right, buddy.
1936
01:27:16,317 --> 01:27:18,406
Come on,
give me your best shot!
1937
01:27:18,580 --> 01:27:19,886
[Cruise] Come on, Diego!
1938
01:27:23,498 --> 01:27:25,718
[crowd groans]
Strike! Batter out!
1939
01:27:29,069 --> 01:27:30,505
[laughing]
1940
01:27:30,679 --> 01:27:32,202
It'’s okay.
1941
01:27:32,377 --> 01:27:34,074
It'’s all right.
At least you swung that time.
1942
01:27:35,118 --> 01:27:36,816
Who'’s up? Is it Cruise?[exhales]
1943
01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:38,339
[Mike] Cruise![Pete] Cruise!
1944
01:27:38,513 --> 01:27:40,298
You got it, Cruise.[Kat] Come on, Tom!
1945
01:27:40,472 --> 01:27:42,169
[Mike] Come on, Cruise![Pete] Come on, Cruise.
1946
01:27:42,343 --> 01:27:43,953
- Don'’t fuck it up.
- Okay.
1947
01:27:44,127 --> 01:27:47,174
- Come on, Cruise.
- Let'’s go, Tom.
1948
01:27:48,654 --> 01:27:50,003
Hey, good game.
1949
01:27:50,177 --> 01:27:52,571
The hell are you doing, man?
Hit the ball. Damn.
1950
01:27:52,745 --> 01:27:53,876
Come on, Cruise!
1951
01:27:54,050 --> 01:27:55,443
- Better swing!
- Come on, buddy!
1952
01:27:55,617 --> 01:27:58,446
Earn your keep! Seven years!
Remember that, please!
1953
01:27:58,620 --> 01:28:00,709
Come on, Cruise, come on!
1954
01:28:00,883 --> 01:28:02,276
[whimpers]
1955
01:28:03,582 --> 01:28:04,931
[Pete] You got it, Cruise.
1956
01:28:05,105 --> 01:28:06,628
You got it, Cruise!
1957
01:28:08,021 --> 01:28:09,196
[grunts][umpire] Strike!
1958
01:28:09,370 --> 01:28:10,676
We have no shot.
1959
01:28:10,850 --> 01:28:12,242
There'’s no way
it'’s gonna happen.
1960
01:28:15,855 --> 01:28:17,030
[exhales]
1961
01:28:18,814 --> 01:28:20,599
Bring it in, outfield.
1962
01:28:26,735 --> 01:28:29,042
[cheering]
1963
01:28:32,437 --> 01:28:33,829
[screaming][spectator] Shit!
1964
01:28:35,004 --> 01:28:36,049
- [umpire] Safe!
- Oh, shit.
1965
01:28:36,615 --> 01:28:37,659
Safe!
1966
01:28:37,833 --> 01:28:39,357
[groaning][Pete] You okay, Cruise?
1967
01:28:39,531 --> 01:28:41,315
[Morris] Hey, Pete. Come on.
1968
01:28:41,489 --> 01:28:43,186
He can'’t even get up.
1969
01:28:43,361 --> 01:28:45,058
You all right, buddy?
1970
01:28:45,232 --> 01:28:46,233
What hurts?
1971
01:28:46,407 --> 01:28:47,843
I think
I broke my anal bone.
1972
01:28:48,017 --> 01:28:49,367
- [Pete] It'’s a tailbone.
- You okay, man?
1973
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:50,803
I broke both.
1974
01:28:50,977 --> 01:28:52,326
[Pete] Don'’t be dramatic.
You got this.
1975
01:28:52,500 --> 01:28:54,284
[whimpers]
1976
01:28:54,459 --> 01:28:56,374
[crowd applauds]
1977
01:28:56,548 --> 01:28:58,593
[Cedric] Shake it off, buddy!
Shake it off!
1978
01:28:58,767 --> 01:29:00,290
All right,
all right, all right.
1979
01:29:00,465 --> 01:29:01,683
[Morris] Nice and easy.
1980
01:29:01,857 --> 01:29:03,511
- [Cedric] Looking good, baby.
- Nice and easy.
1981
01:29:03,685 --> 01:29:06,340
[Kat] All right,
- give this boy some ice!
- You good?
1982
01:29:09,256 --> 01:29:11,214
Good job, Cruise.
Good job, dude.
1983
01:29:11,389 --> 01:29:13,260
Good job, buddy.
Good job, buddy.
1984
01:29:13,434 --> 01:29:14,783
Proud of you.
1985
01:29:16,872 --> 01:29:18,178
Diego.
1986
01:29:18,352 --> 01:29:20,310
- I need you to pinch-run.
- What? Are you serious?
1987
01:29:20,485 --> 01:29:21,486
Come on.
1988
01:29:22,574 --> 01:29:23,966
Come on, Diego.
1989
01:29:24,140 --> 01:29:25,664
You got it, you got it.
1990
01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:28,362
All right.[exhales]
1991
01:29:30,277 --> 01:29:32,540
Mike D, keep it
on the ground, man.
1992
01:29:32,714 --> 01:29:34,150
All we need'’s a base hit.
1993
01:29:34,324 --> 01:29:36,631
[cheering]
Come on, Mike D!
1994
01:29:43,421 --> 01:29:45,335
[Morris]
Get us a rip, Mike D!
1995
01:29:45,510 --> 01:29:48,077
All right, it'’s okay.
It'’s okay.
1996
01:29:48,251 --> 01:29:49,557
Good job. Good job.
1997
01:29:51,777 --> 01:29:52,734
Hi!
1998
01:29:55,345 --> 01:29:56,564
Let'’s go, Mike D!
1999
01:30:02,831 --> 01:30:06,008
Swing, batter, batter,
batter, batter! Swing!
2000
01:30:15,061 --> 01:30:16,671
[shouts]
2001
01:30:16,845 --> 01:30:17,890
Strike!
2002
01:30:18,934 --> 01:30:20,501
It'’s all right, Mike D.It'’s all right.
2003
01:30:23,765 --> 01:30:25,854
[Morris] Line drive, Mike D,
line drive.
2004
01:30:28,727 --> 01:30:30,337
Get him, Mike D,
get him!
2005
01:30:30,511 --> 01:30:31,947
[Kat] Put it on the ground!
2006
01:30:37,170 --> 01:30:39,346
Go, go, go! Go!
2007
01:30:42,044 --> 01:30:43,785
Go, go, go, go!
2008
01:30:43,959 --> 01:30:45,004
Run!
2009
01:30:48,529 --> 01:30:50,444
Diego, go, go, go!
2010
01:30:50,618 --> 01:30:52,577
Diego! Touch the plate!
2011
01:30:52,751 --> 01:30:54,100
- Whoo!
- Touch the plate!
2012
01:30:54,274 --> 01:30:55,405
Touch the plate, Diego!
2013
01:30:55,580 --> 01:30:56,494
The plate!
2014
01:30:56,668 --> 01:30:58,844
[cheering]
2015
01:31:18,733 --> 01:31:21,344
Baby! We did it!
2016
01:31:22,084 --> 01:31:23,477
Oh, baby!
2017
01:31:24,086 --> 01:31:25,523
Daddy!
2018
01:31:25,697 --> 01:31:27,481
Come here, baby.[squeals]
2019
01:31:27,655 --> 01:31:28,787
Come here.
2020
01:31:32,312 --> 01:31:34,532
Mommy said it'’s okay
if we go get ice cream.
2021
01:31:34,706 --> 01:31:37,622
- She did?
- Someone'’s slowly
coming around.
2022
01:31:37,796 --> 01:31:39,798
Did you have
anything to do with that?
2023
01:31:45,934 --> 01:31:48,241
Do you mind
if I bring a friend along?
2024
01:31:49,372 --> 01:31:51,766
I'’m not allowed on my own
just yet.
2025
01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:53,812
Of course
your friend can come, Daddy.
2026
01:31:53,986 --> 01:31:55,378
[chuckles]
2027
01:31:58,164 --> 01:32:00,862
Let'’s go get
- some ice cream.
- Yay!
2028
01:32:01,950 --> 01:32:05,345
- [laughs] Oh, boy.
- Yeah, buddy!
2029
01:32:05,519 --> 01:32:07,521
We did it, baby!
Whoo!
2030
01:32:07,695 --> 01:32:09,610
Not bad for a bunch of drunks.
2031
01:32:12,047 --> 01:32:14,484
- Yo, Pete.
- Yeah?
2032
01:32:14,659 --> 01:32:16,965
Are you sure we can'’t keep
just a little bit of the money?
2033
01:32:17,139 --> 01:32:18,706
Come on, man.
That'’s how it starts.
2034
01:32:18,880 --> 01:32:20,708
No. Nobody keeps
any of the money.
2035
01:32:20,882 --> 01:32:22,231
- It'’s for the house.
- Pete'’s silly.
2036
01:32:22,405 --> 01:32:23,145
Yeah.
2037
01:32:23,319 --> 01:32:24,712
Hear that, kid?
2038
01:32:25,713 --> 01:32:27,497
Go empty his pockets.
2039
01:32:27,672 --> 01:32:28,977
[Morris laughs]
2040
01:32:29,151 --> 01:32:31,632
- We won, baby.
- Yeah!
2041
01:32:33,808 --> 01:32:35,288
Proud of you, Daddy.
2042
01:32:35,462 --> 01:32:37,638
Thank you, baby.[Mike] That'’s right,
"Daddy!"
2043
01:32:37,812 --> 01:32:39,161
[engine starts]
2044
01:32:42,687 --> 01:32:44,123
[giggles]
2045
01:32:44,297 --> 01:32:45,603
[Cruise] Friends forever.
2046
01:32:58,006 --> 01:33:01,314
["Way Out" playing]
2047
01:35:18,190 --> 01:35:20,583
Let'’s do this for Johnny, guys.
Let'’s do it for Johnny.
2048
01:35:20,758 --> 01:35:24,805
[clapping][group] Johnny!
2049
01:35:24,979 --> 01:35:26,589
[Johnny]
The gloves are off.
2050
01:35:26,764 --> 01:35:28,896
Don'’t make a fucking animal
out of me now.
2051
01:35:29,070 --> 01:35:30,332
Okay, okay.
2052
01:35:30,506 --> 01:35:31,943
- [Lije] Half that.
- Okay, okay.
2053
01:35:33,248 --> 01:35:34,467
Maybe.
2054
01:35:34,641 --> 01:35:36,730
Fucking sing. Sing.
2055
01:35:36,904 --> 01:35:38,601
Fully do it
one year sober. Again.
2056
01:35:38,776 --> 01:35:41,082
And nobody gets a dime
unless you did one year sober.
2057
01:35:41,256 --> 01:35:43,955
The cash
is a real liability.[Lije] Do that again.
2058
01:35:44,129 --> 01:35:45,826
You do it again.
All right, yes, sir.
2059
01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:47,872
[crew laughing]
2060
01:35:53,094 --> 01:35:54,574
Watch this, Lije.
2061
01:35:54,748 --> 01:35:56,750
Watch this. You'’ll shit.
2062
01:35:56,924 --> 01:35:59,187
[Lije] Do we need a little AC,
- or you good?
- Nah, we'’re ready to go, kid.
2063
01:35:59,361 --> 01:36:00,972
- [Lije] Great, here we go.
- Let'’s fucking go.
2064
01:36:01,146 --> 01:36:02,582
[Pete] You gotta learn
how to share, buddy.
2065
01:36:02,756 --> 01:36:04,192
I don'’t want to learn
how to do it.
2066
01:36:04,366 --> 01:36:05,933
[cast, crew laughs]
2067
01:36:06,107 --> 01:36:08,544
Sick, sick people in here,
like the fucking Mayflower.
2068
01:36:08,718 --> 01:36:10,808
Putting us in here, Pete.
Stacking them, huh?
2069
01:36:11,983 --> 01:36:13,898
Why don'’t you just
sell my back to somebody?
2070
01:36:14,072 --> 01:36:15,900
Let somebody lay on my back.
2071
01:36:16,074 --> 01:36:18,293
Some drunk.[Pete] Nobody'’s trying
to sell your back.
2072
01:36:18,467 --> 01:36:21,166
Yeah, you'’re making money,
you little booze Scrooge.
2073
01:36:21,340 --> 01:36:22,950
You know what you'’re doing.[laughter]
2074
01:36:23,124 --> 01:36:24,517
Did you give it one of these?
2075
01:36:24,691 --> 01:36:27,128
Huh?
- No, but like this.
- Oh!
2076
01:36:27,302 --> 01:36:29,217
I just caught it
out the side of my eye.
2077
01:36:29,391 --> 01:36:30,828
- Like this.
- I thought
you went like that.
2078
01:36:31,002 --> 01:36:32,960
Surf therapy.
Okay, let'’s go again.
2079
01:36:35,093 --> 01:36:36,616
- Goddamn!
- Ow!
2080
01:36:36,790 --> 01:36:37,835
Fuck!
2081
01:36:40,750 --> 01:36:42,230
Oh!
2082
01:36:42,404 --> 01:36:43,579
You all right, Cruise?
2083
01:36:43,753 --> 01:36:46,234
I can'’t see![Pete] You can see.
2084
01:36:46,408 --> 01:36:48,846
Bro, that was
going to my dick, dude.
2085
01:36:49,020 --> 01:36:50,935
If you punch my dick, man,
I'’m gonna get your dick.
2086
01:36:51,109 --> 01:36:52,458
I wasn'’t trying
to hit him in the dick.
2087
01:36:52,632 --> 01:36:54,199
Hi-yah!
2088
01:36:54,373 --> 01:36:55,722
I was defending myself!
2089
01:36:56,679 --> 01:36:57,942
Bully.
2090
01:36:59,508 --> 01:37:01,380
We have a good time.
Look at this fucking guy.
2091
01:37:01,554 --> 01:37:02,555
[group laughs]
2092
01:37:02,729 --> 01:37:03,817
Looks like an egg.
2093
01:37:03,991 --> 01:37:05,384
[group laughs]
2094
01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:07,429
Look at this fucking guy.
Brawny paper towel man.
2095
01:37:09,562 --> 01:37:12,739
What'’s up, George Clooney?
Welcome to the loony bin.
2096
01:37:12,913 --> 01:37:15,698
Yo, Pete, this rehab
or a retirement home?
2097
01:37:15,873 --> 01:37:17,396
[snickers]
Look at them grays, bro.
2098
01:37:17,570 --> 01:37:18,919
[Morris laughs]
2099
01:37:19,093 --> 01:37:20,616
No fucking way.
2100
01:37:20,790 --> 01:37:23,968
If Charles Bronson
and Jackie Chan
had a love child.
2101
01:37:25,099 --> 01:37:26,709
- Can I say that?
- You can.
2102
01:37:26,884 --> 01:37:27,928
You come to my place
all fucked-up.
2103
01:37:28,102 --> 01:37:29,234
You know what this is, right?
2104
01:37:29,408 --> 01:37:30,539
I got a bunch
of degenerates in there.
2105
01:37:30,713 --> 01:37:31,758
They'’re barely holding on.
2106
01:37:31,932 --> 01:37:33,107
Smell a little bit
of lemon vodka,
2107
01:37:33,281 --> 01:37:34,500
they'’re all
back in the sewer.
2108
01:37:34,674 --> 01:37:36,284
Come here shit-faced?
Are you kidding me?
2109
01:37:36,458 --> 01:37:37,764
These guys smell
a little bit of vodka,
2110
01:37:37,938 --> 01:37:39,070
they go down the sewer.
You know that?
2111
01:37:39,244 --> 01:37:40,462
No,
being sober, douche.
2112
01:37:40,636 --> 01:37:42,377
No,
being sober, stupid.
2113
01:37:42,551 --> 01:37:45,032
I'’m gonna draw
a big fucking schlong
on my dick.
2114
01:37:45,206 --> 01:37:46,947
[cast, crew laughs]
2115
01:37:48,340 --> 01:37:49,994
[groaning]
So gross.
2116
01:37:50,168 --> 01:37:52,170
[babbles]
2117
01:37:55,260 --> 01:37:56,261
Hello?
2118
01:37:57,044 --> 01:37:58,219
[coughs]
2119
01:37:58,393 --> 01:38:00,047
Chew. Chew.
2120
01:38:03,224 --> 01:38:04,356
Chew.
2121
01:38:04,530 --> 01:38:06,227
[coughing]
I'’m getting Spike Jonze.
2122
01:38:07,881 --> 01:38:09,056
[groans]
2123
01:38:09,230 --> 01:38:11,406
Foolish.
He looked foolish.
2124
01:38:12,451 --> 01:38:14,757
- [Pete] Third, third!
- Okay, third.
2125
01:38:14,932 --> 01:38:15,976
Third, man!
2126
01:38:16,150 --> 01:38:17,630
- Fucking idiot.
- Third.
2127
01:38:17,804 --> 01:38:19,023
Third base, idiot!
2128
01:38:19,806 --> 01:38:21,721
Yeah![cheering]
2129
01:38:21,895 --> 01:38:23,331
Probably something left over
2130
01:38:23,505 --> 01:38:26,508
from that fucking weirdo
that was in here before you.
2131
01:38:26,682 --> 01:38:27,988
Total ant farmer.
2132
01:38:28,162 --> 01:38:29,859
Used to keep his piss
in Ziploc bags.
2133
01:38:30,034 --> 01:38:30,991
Look at me while I slept.
2134
01:38:31,165 --> 01:38:32,645
Used to eat his own eyebrows.
2135
01:38:35,604 --> 01:38:38,172
[cast, crew laughs]
That wasn'’t there before.
2136
01:38:38,346 --> 01:38:40,131
Ah![laughing]
2137
01:38:41,610 --> 01:38:42,655
Made it.
2138
01:38:45,266 --> 01:38:46,572
Turn it off.
2139
01:38:46,746 --> 01:38:48,617
[crew]
- Which one is that, yours?
- Probably.
2140
01:38:48,791 --> 01:38:49,879
My wife'’s dying.
2141
01:38:50,054 --> 01:38:51,490
Lije, you left me
hanging earlier.
2142
01:38:51,664 --> 01:38:54,580
Fucking dap
that shit up, kid.[Johnny] Yeah, yeah.
2143
01:38:55,929 --> 01:38:57,539
Right after
he did a great take.
2144
01:38:57,713 --> 01:39:00,151
[laughing]
He was wanting a little...
2145
01:39:00,325 --> 01:39:01,239
In the future.
2146
01:39:01,413 --> 01:39:02,631
Way to go, Stew!
2147
01:39:02,805 --> 01:39:05,112
[laughs]
2148
01:39:05,286 --> 01:39:07,332
Way to go, buddy!
Hell yeah!
2149
01:39:09,943 --> 01:39:11,727
Like that?[group laughs]
2150
01:39:11,901 --> 01:39:13,077
[Lije]
That was nice.