1 00:00:09,103 --> 00:00:10,000 - [whistles] - Come on. 2 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,724 It's picture time. 3 00:00:11,724 --> 00:00:14,103 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:14,103 --> 00:00:17,137 In the Loud House, the Really Loud House! 5 00:00:18,827 --> 00:00:21,241 Three, two, one. Line 'er up! 6 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:23,517 Yee-haw! 7 00:00:23,517 --> 00:00:24,965 [groans] Found it. 8 00:00:24,965 --> 00:00:28,862 Okay, so Liam flew 39 feet into that haybale. 9 00:00:28,862 --> 00:00:31,103 The whole school was talking about it. 10 00:00:31,103 --> 00:00:32,862 They chanted his name at recess. 11 00:00:32,862 --> 00:00:36,137 Oh, Chef Pat comped his milk yesterday. 12 00:00:36,137 --> 00:00:37,655 She comped his milk? 13 00:00:37,655 --> 00:00:39,103 Chocolate. 14 00:00:39,103 --> 00:00:41,310 Well, the whole school is gonna be talking about us 15 00:00:41,310 --> 00:00:42,827 when we beat his record. 16 00:00:42,827 --> 00:00:45,344 We're gonna have to set up some sort of catapult system 17 00:00:45,344 --> 00:00:48,137 so that I can get launched out this window. 18 00:00:48,137 --> 00:00:50,620 I don't like it. 19 00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:52,137 I love it. 20 00:00:52,137 --> 00:00:55,482 Should we do a dry run with Tanya? 21 00:00:55,482 --> 00:00:58,103 Let's go! Time for school! 22 00:00:58,103 --> 00:00:59,241 Hurry up! [banging] 23 00:00:59,241 --> 00:01:00,413 It's a weekday, people. 24 00:01:00,413 --> 00:01:02,586 Downstairs in four minutes! 25 00:01:02,586 --> 00:01:04,137 Not coming up here again. - Mom, I'm exhausted. 26 00:01:04,137 --> 00:01:06,068 I'm coming! 27 00:01:06,068 --> 00:01:07,758 To be continued. 28 00:01:10,413 --> 00:01:12,275 Morning duty, huh? Whew. 29 00:01:12,275 --> 00:01:14,379 That's rough. My turn next week. 30 00:01:14,379 --> 00:01:16,620 I am already dreading it. 31 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:18,448 They're moving like snails up there. 32 00:01:18,448 --> 00:01:21,206 Did you get them to bed on time last night? 33 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:22,758 Oh, you bet your bippy I did. 34 00:01:22,758 --> 00:01:26,137 I take night duty very seriously. 35 00:01:26,137 --> 00:01:29,068 Will Edwin give up his immortality for true love? 36 00:01:29,068 --> 00:01:31,931 And what will his overbearing, bloodthirsty family 37 00:01:31,931 --> 00:01:33,448 have to say about it? 38 00:01:33,448 --> 00:01:36,931 Find out on the next "Vampires of Melancholia." 39 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:38,310 [cackles] 40 00:01:38,310 --> 00:01:40,310 Okay, uh, time for bed. 41 00:01:40,310 --> 00:01:42,206 - One more, please. - One more. 42 00:01:42,206 --> 00:01:43,862 Come on. - What? No can do. 43 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:45,034 It's a school night. 44 00:01:45,034 --> 00:01:46,689 [angelic music] 45 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:49,965 I, too, am batting my eyes. 46 00:01:49,965 --> 00:01:53,103 Guys, I can't let you stay up late. 47 00:01:53,103 --> 00:01:55,827 Just one more? 48 00:01:55,827 --> 00:01:57,275 [sighs] Okay, one more. 49 00:01:57,275 --> 00:01:59,517 all: Yay! 50 00:01:59,517 --> 00:02:01,551 [whispering] But don't tell your mother. 51 00:02:01,551 --> 00:02:03,379 You didn't do that thing where you try to be popular, 52 00:02:03,379 --> 00:02:04,965 did you? - [scoffs] 53 00:02:04,965 --> 00:02:07,275 Please. 54 00:02:10,827 --> 00:02:13,241 [coffee pouring] 55 00:02:13,241 --> 00:02:17,275 So did Edwin give up his immortality for Griselda? 56 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:20,965 No, he left her at the altar-- 57 00:02:20,965 --> 00:02:23,482 or so I was told. 58 00:02:23,482 --> 00:02:25,034 Did you at least have them go through their stuff 59 00:02:25,034 --> 00:02:28,068 for the donation box? 60 00:02:28,068 --> 00:02:31,448 Oh, we can't forget to put stuff in that donation box. 61 00:02:31,448 --> 00:02:35,827 Why do we have so many blankets? 62 00:02:35,827 --> 00:02:38,000 I'm just saying that when you keep them up late at night, 63 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,793 then I'm the one who has to deal with it in the morning. 64 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,793 We should have gone to bed when Dad asked us. 65 00:02:42,793 --> 00:02:45,758 I tried, but, you know, they're very persuasive. 66 00:02:45,758 --> 00:02:49,034 He's no match for my cuteness. 67 00:02:49,034 --> 00:02:51,482 Fine. I mean our cuteness. 68 00:02:51,482 --> 00:02:52,689 The honorable thing is to go in there 69 00:02:52,689 --> 00:02:54,172 and admit it was our fault. 70 00:02:54,172 --> 00:02:56,620 But if we let this play out, 71 00:02:56,620 --> 00:02:59,000 Mom's gonna insist that Dad makes the lunches. 72 00:02:59,000 --> 00:03:02,103 And we all know what happens when Dad makes the lunches. 73 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:05,068 We get lots of sweet, savory baked goods. 74 00:03:05,068 --> 00:03:07,137 both: Bingo. - Well, in my defense, 75 00:03:07,137 --> 00:03:08,758 they are so cute. 76 00:03:08,758 --> 00:03:11,068 You know, they get that from your side of the family. 77 00:03:11,068 --> 00:03:12,827 Boop. [laughs] - Okay. 78 00:03:12,827 --> 00:03:15,068 You can make the lunches then, Mr. Popular. 79 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:16,620 [gasps] both: Yes! 80 00:03:16,620 --> 00:03:19,724 I hope he puts in strawberry shortcake. 81 00:03:19,724 --> 00:03:21,724 ♪ Eyes closed ♪ 82 00:03:21,724 --> 00:03:25,413 ♪ Everybody knows you play me for a fool ♪ 83 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,241 ♪ But the truth shows ♪ 84 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:34,310 ♪ Yeah, I can see you with my eyes closed ♪ 85 00:03:34,310 --> 00:03:38,000 [soft guitar music] 86 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:44,413 [machinery whirring] 87 00:03:44,413 --> 00:03:46,413 Thanks. 88 00:03:46,413 --> 00:03:49,724 Okay, all right, all right. Powerful stuff, powerful stuff. 89 00:03:49,724 --> 00:03:51,379 All right, ladies and gentlemen, 90 00:03:51,379 --> 00:03:55,413 you have seen her on ClikClok with over 47 million followers. 91 00:03:55,413 --> 00:03:57,448 She got lost on her way to Detroit. 92 00:03:57,448 --> 00:03:58,931 And now she's here in Royal Woods 93 00:03:58,931 --> 00:04:00,517 to use our bathroom. 94 00:04:00,517 --> 00:04:03,413 Give it up for Kiki Carlyle! 95 00:04:03,413 --> 00:04:05,379 [cheers and applause] 96 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,137 Hi, everybody. 97 00:04:07,137 --> 00:04:08,551 Are you guys ready? 98 00:04:08,551 --> 00:04:10,793 all: Yeah! 99 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:13,448 ♪ This is my song I dance to ♪ 100 00:04:13,448 --> 00:04:15,965 ♪ Everybody dance to my song ♪ 101 00:04:15,965 --> 00:04:18,034 Whoo! 102 00:04:18,034 --> 00:04:19,862 ♪ These are the lyrics that I wrote ♪ 103 00:04:19,862 --> 00:04:24,103 ♪ So you can dance to my song ♪ 104 00:04:24,103 --> 00:04:27,862 ♪ Sooo ♪ 105 00:04:27,862 --> 00:04:29,517 ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪ 106 00:04:29,517 --> 00:04:31,413 ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 107 00:04:31,413 --> 00:04:33,172 ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪ 108 00:04:33,172 --> 00:04:35,793 ♪ Dance, dance, dance with your hands ♪ 109 00:04:35,793 --> 00:04:37,034 ♪ Dance with your hands, dance ♪ 110 00:04:37,034 --> 00:04:38,724 ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 111 00:04:38,724 --> 00:04:40,103 ♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands ♪ 112 00:04:40,103 --> 00:04:42,275 ♪ Dance ♪ - ♪ Dance, dance ♪ 113 00:04:42,275 --> 00:04:45,241 [triumphant music] 114 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:52,137 ♪ ♪ 115 00:04:53,655 --> 00:04:54,827 [clicks] - [grunts] 116 00:04:56,137 --> 00:04:57,965 Why is she wearing a life jacket? 117 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,034 In case of a water landing, Clyde. 118 00:05:00,034 --> 00:05:02,724 We don't know how far she's gonna go. 119 00:05:03,724 --> 00:05:08,551 Okay, test run one. 120 00:05:13,068 --> 00:05:14,689 [thuds] 121 00:05:16,965 --> 00:05:18,068 All right. 122 00:05:18,068 --> 00:05:20,310 I'm gonna have to duck a little. 123 00:05:20,310 --> 00:05:23,379 Test run successful. 124 00:05:23,379 --> 00:05:24,965 I just got a call from the school. 125 00:05:24,965 --> 00:05:27,655 Not one but all four of your movie buddies 126 00:05:27,655 --> 00:05:30,517 fell asleep in class today. 127 00:05:30,517 --> 00:05:31,793 Well, I got a call that all they had 128 00:05:31,793 --> 00:05:34,517 were sweets in their lunches. 129 00:05:34,517 --> 00:05:37,310 You packed their lunches. 130 00:05:37,310 --> 00:05:39,137 Yes. Yes, I did. 131 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:40,379 [sighs] 132 00:05:40,379 --> 00:05:42,137 I'm just so tired from last night. 133 00:05:42,137 --> 00:05:43,965 And they never revealed whether Edwin chooses Griselda. 134 00:05:43,965 --> 00:05:45,655 If they don't wrap that up in the next two seasons, 135 00:05:45,655 --> 00:05:48,206 I am out-- unless they bring Stefan back. 136 00:05:48,206 --> 00:05:51,241 Then I am way in. 137 00:05:53,448 --> 00:05:58,275 [sighs] I'm always left alone, just like Griselda. 138 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,827 Hon, come on. 139 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,793 It's not like you never let the kids stay up. 140 00:06:02,793 --> 00:06:04,517 This seems to be escalating. 141 00:06:04,517 --> 00:06:05,965 It's our fault. 142 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,241 I didn't hear you complaining at lunch today. 143 00:06:08,241 --> 00:06:11,310 The strawberry shortcake was delicious. 144 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:14,103 But the aftertaste of guilt and remorse is quite bitter. 145 00:06:14,103 --> 00:06:15,827 - Come on, guys. - And you have never, 146 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:17,827 ever, ever let them stay up late? 147 00:06:17,827 --> 00:06:19,103 Actually, I have not. 148 00:06:19,103 --> 00:06:21,827 both: Interesting. - Yeah. 149 00:06:21,827 --> 00:06:24,793 Mom and Dad's disagreements always go in stages. 150 00:06:24,793 --> 00:06:29,517 Stage one, someone will mess up, usually Dad. 151 00:06:29,517 --> 00:06:30,931 Here's how it's gonna unfold. 152 00:06:30,931 --> 00:06:34,862 Stage two, Mom will call her sister and vent. 153 00:06:34,862 --> 00:06:39,482 2:00 a.m., that vampire show. 154 00:06:39,482 --> 00:06:41,931 No! He was watching it with them. 155 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:44,310 Stage three, Dad will clean out the fridge 156 00:06:44,310 --> 00:06:45,931 and mutter to himself. 157 00:06:45,931 --> 00:06:47,482 Why didn't you put the kids to bed, honey? 158 00:06:47,482 --> 00:06:48,689 Oh, I don't know, honey. 159 00:06:48,689 --> 00:06:50,827 Maybe 'cause they've got me 160 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:51,724 wrapped around their little finger. 161 00:06:51,724 --> 00:06:53,448 That's why. Ugh. 162 00:06:53,448 --> 00:06:57,034 Stage four, Dad will see Mom doing something cute, 163 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:59,310 like when she blows her bangs out of her face 164 00:06:59,310 --> 00:07:01,965 while she writes an article for the paper. 165 00:07:01,965 --> 00:07:04,862 Then he'll make up an excuse to go for a drive. 166 00:07:04,862 --> 00:07:09,000 Welp, we're outta pickles. 167 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:11,551 And finally, stage five, 168 00:07:11,551 --> 00:07:13,517 Dad will bring home Mom's favorite treat 169 00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,172 from Cannoli Pete's. 170 00:07:15,172 --> 00:07:17,103 Mom will taste it and do the thing 171 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:18,724 where she talks with food in her mouth. 172 00:07:18,724 --> 00:07:21,137 Oh, gosh, this is so good. 173 00:07:21,137 --> 00:07:24,379 Then she'll smile and pat the couch. 174 00:07:24,379 --> 00:07:26,068 - [sighs] - Mm. 175 00:07:26,068 --> 00:07:28,103 - [laughs] - And just like that, 176 00:07:28,103 --> 00:07:30,137 all is well in the Loud house. 177 00:07:30,137 --> 00:07:31,620 You know what? I'm gonna clean out the fridge. 178 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:35,896 Well, I'm going out to the yard to call my sister. 179 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:39,482 Stage two. 180 00:07:39,482 --> 00:07:41,724 Right on schedule. 181 00:07:44,448 --> 00:07:46,551 Hi. I'm Luna Loud, and this is a song 182 00:07:46,551 --> 00:07:48,862 for anyone who's ever had their heart broken. 183 00:07:48,862 --> 00:07:51,965 It's called "Eyes Closed," and it goes like this. 184 00:07:51,965 --> 00:07:54,137 ♪ Eyes closed ♪ 185 00:07:54,137 --> 00:07:57,551 ♪ Everybody knows you play me for a fool ♪ 186 00:07:57,551 --> 00:08:02,000 ♪ But the truth shows ♪ 187 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:05,137 [soft guitar music] 188 00:08:07,896 --> 00:08:11,379 ♪ After the show, when the curtains close ♪ 189 00:08:11,379 --> 00:08:15,724 ♪ I know what you're up to with my eyes closed ♪ 190 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:19,620 ♪ Eyes closed, eyes closed ♪ 191 00:08:19,620 --> 00:08:21,517 ♪ I can see you with my ♪ 192 00:08:21,517 --> 00:08:22,758 - Whoa! - Aah! 193 00:08:22,758 --> 00:08:24,241 [screaming] 194 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:26,206 [grunts] 195 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:31,793 Dude. 196 00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:37,413 - 23 feet. - Hmm. 197 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,241 [lighthearted music] 198 00:08:40,241 --> 00:08:43,758 All right, we've got work to do. 199 00:08:43,758 --> 00:08:45,758 I'm gonna throw him out the window myself. 200 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:48,758 [sneaky music] 201 00:08:48,758 --> 00:08:52,965 ♪ ♪ 202 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:56,413 Welp, we're outta pickles. 203 00:08:56,413 --> 00:08:59,379 [upbeat music] 204 00:08:59,379 --> 00:09:03,689 ♪ ♪ 205 00:09:03,689 --> 00:09:06,068 both: Stage four. 206 00:09:08,724 --> 00:09:10,103 Oh, hey, guys. 207 00:09:10,103 --> 00:09:11,517 What are you doing? 208 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,517 Making you the proudest mom in Royal Woods. 209 00:09:13,517 --> 00:09:15,586 - Aw. - We're gonna slingshot Lincoln 210 00:09:15,586 --> 00:09:16,965 out the window. 211 00:09:16,965 --> 00:09:18,137 You're not doing that. 212 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:21,103 Dad already said we could. 213 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:24,517 - Did he? - He said, "Don't tell Mom." 214 00:09:24,517 --> 00:09:26,344 - Did he? - Oh, yeah. 215 00:09:26,344 --> 00:09:28,793 He said you'd get all mad or something. 216 00:09:28,793 --> 00:09:30,034 Did he? 217 00:09:30,034 --> 00:09:33,172 [tense music] 218 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:38,275 He was right. 219 00:09:40,827 --> 00:09:42,517 Todd, there you are. 220 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:43,724 I've been looking for you. 221 00:09:43,724 --> 00:09:45,758 Name. 222 00:09:45,758 --> 00:09:47,206 Lisa Loud. 223 00:09:47,206 --> 00:09:48,827 I designed and created you. 224 00:09:48,827 --> 00:09:50,620 You're not on the list. 225 00:09:50,620 --> 00:09:52,000 Okay, Todd. 226 00:09:52,000 --> 00:09:54,068 Don't make me turn you into a blender. 227 00:09:54,068 --> 00:09:56,896 Oh, hey, little sis, I borrowed Todd 228 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:58,206 to keep Lincoln and Clyde out of here. 229 00:09:58,206 --> 00:09:59,862 I'm putting one of my songs on ClikClok 230 00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:02,517 because apparently if you want anyone to listen to your music, 231 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,965 you gotta go viral. 232 00:10:03,965 --> 00:10:05,206 I would never partake in something 233 00:10:05,206 --> 00:10:07,689 as pedestrian as ClikClok, but I'd be remiss 234 00:10:07,689 --> 00:10:09,931 if I didn't tell you that if you wanna go viral, 235 00:10:09,931 --> 00:10:11,586 you're missing a few key elements. 236 00:10:11,586 --> 00:10:13,068 Like what? 237 00:10:13,068 --> 00:10:15,172 ClikClok is an easily decipherable algorithm 238 00:10:15,172 --> 00:10:17,517 based on the principles of what the audience wants to see, 239 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:21,758 i.e. felines, trendy clothes, and people falling down, 240 00:10:21,758 --> 00:10:23,310 which, let's admit it, is pretty funny. 241 00:10:23,310 --> 00:10:25,586 Do not forget adorable babies. 242 00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,310 Thank you, Todd. 243 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:29,551 Simply put, incorporate these elements of the zeitgeist, 244 00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:33,413 and your video will, as they say, "blow up." 245 00:10:33,413 --> 00:10:35,965 Boom. 246 00:10:35,965 --> 00:10:38,965 [upbeat music] 247 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:45,000 ♪ ♪ 248 00:10:45,689 --> 00:10:52,551 ♪ ♪ 249 00:10:54,931 --> 00:10:57,551 [plate rattles] 250 00:10:57,551 --> 00:10:59,827 Okay, let's go over this one more time. 251 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:01,862 - Hey, Luna? - No, no, no. 252 00:11:01,862 --> 00:11:04,206 You guys aren't allowed. 253 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,551 Mom won't let us do our jump. 254 00:11:05,551 --> 00:11:06,965 Yeah, we're bored. 255 00:11:06,965 --> 00:11:08,793 Just go out in the yard. 256 00:11:08,793 --> 00:11:11,206 This video is gonna be seen by millions of people. 257 00:11:11,206 --> 00:11:14,206 The algorithm loves babies, cats, and trendy clothes, 258 00:11:14,206 --> 00:11:15,862 not immature, sweaty boys. 259 00:11:15,862 --> 00:11:17,275 Hey. 260 00:11:17,275 --> 00:11:19,517 We are not sweaty. - Yard. 261 00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:23,448 All right, we're burning daylight, people. 262 00:11:23,448 --> 00:11:25,206 Todd, you start on me for the first verse. 263 00:11:25,206 --> 00:11:26,551 Then pan over to Tanya. 264 00:11:26,551 --> 00:11:29,103 Make sure you get the trendy clothes. 265 00:11:29,103 --> 00:11:31,586 Wait, where's the trendy hat? 266 00:11:31,586 --> 00:11:32,862 Give me the trendy hat. 267 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:35,000 Okay. 268 00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,965 - And where's Cliff? - [meows] 269 00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:39,482 - Cliff, come here, sweetie. - [snarls] 270 00:11:39,482 --> 00:11:41,620 Ow! - Ow. 271 00:11:41,620 --> 00:11:44,655 Okay. Forget about Cliff. 272 00:11:44,655 --> 00:11:47,758 But, Lily, you're gonna have to close your eyes this time. 273 00:11:47,758 --> 00:11:49,344 The song is called "Eyes Closed." 274 00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:51,034 Got it. 275 00:11:51,034 --> 00:11:53,413 You say you got it, Lily, but do you got it? 276 00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:58,793 All right, people, let's get it right this time. 277 00:11:58,793 --> 00:12:02,275 Let's go again. Take 64. 278 00:12:03,896 --> 00:12:06,724 This day is really going downhill. 279 00:12:06,724 --> 00:12:11,413 It's a sad day when Liam is more famous than us. 280 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,482 Wait a minute, Clyde. 281 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,965 Why would we wanna be middle-school famous 282 00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:22,379 when we could be ClikClok famous? 283 00:12:22,379 --> 00:12:25,758 [car pulling in] 284 00:12:25,758 --> 00:12:26,724 [car door opens] 285 00:12:26,724 --> 00:12:29,689 Aha. 286 00:12:29,689 --> 00:12:32,689 [bright music] 287 00:12:32,689 --> 00:12:34,034 [keys jingling] 288 00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,862 Stage five, ladies. 289 00:12:35,862 --> 00:12:37,137 He's got the cannoli. 290 00:12:37,137 --> 00:12:39,000 Just like we told ya. 291 00:12:40,896 --> 00:12:43,827 [dramatic music] 292 00:12:43,827 --> 00:12:46,206 ♪ ♪ 293 00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:51,137 - [gasps] - Gasp. 294 00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:59,034 They're out of pickles. 295 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:00,448 What stage is this? 296 00:13:00,448 --> 00:13:03,206 Is that cannoli on your face? 297 00:13:03,206 --> 00:13:04,655 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 298 00:13:04,655 --> 00:13:08,482 I couldn't find my Number One Dad napkins. 299 00:13:08,482 --> 00:13:11,551 Delicious. 300 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,275 [door slams] 301 00:13:13,275 --> 00:13:15,379 ♪ Eyes closed ♪ 302 00:13:15,379 --> 00:13:18,448 ♪ Everybody knows you played me for a fool ♪ 303 00:13:18,448 --> 00:13:20,827 ♪ But your cover got blown ♪ 304 00:13:20,827 --> 00:13:24,620 ♪ So after the show, when the curtains close ♪ 305 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:26,275 ♪ I'll know what you're up to ♪ 306 00:13:26,275 --> 00:13:29,655 ♪ With my eyes closed ♪ 307 00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:35,172 ♪ ♪ 308 00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:39,103 ♪ Eyes closed ♪ 309 00:13:39,103 --> 00:13:42,896 ♪ ♪ 310 00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:45,241 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! - Aah! 311 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:56,482 And posted. 312 00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:58,551 That was perfect. 313 00:13:58,551 --> 00:14:00,068 [both grunt] 314 00:14:00,068 --> 00:14:02,724 [straining] We're gonna be famous. 315 00:14:02,724 --> 00:14:04,275 Awesome. 316 00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,068 Look at all these likes! 317 00:14:10,068 --> 00:14:11,379 I'm gonna check out the comments. 318 00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:13,172 Maybe you shouldn't. 319 00:14:13,172 --> 00:14:16,689 "OMG, watch till the end." 320 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,068 What happens at the end? 321 00:14:18,068 --> 00:14:19,758 Don't look. 322 00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:29,379 [soft music] 323 00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:32,103 You get to be fun. 324 00:14:32,103 --> 00:14:33,724 My point is, I don't wanna always have 325 00:14:33,724 --> 00:14:34,896 to be the bad cop, 326 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,827 while you get to be Mr. Popular. 327 00:14:36,827 --> 00:14:38,620 Uh, you're popular too. 328 00:14:38,620 --> 00:14:40,862 Oh, hey, hey, look, hey. 329 00:14:40,862 --> 00:14:42,000 Where is it? 330 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,034 Give me a second. 331 00:14:44,034 --> 00:14:46,448 Ah, aha! 332 00:14:46,448 --> 00:14:47,655 Look at this. 333 00:14:47,655 --> 00:14:49,172 "I heart Mow." 334 00:14:49,172 --> 00:14:51,137 This is a nice mug, you know? 335 00:14:51,137 --> 00:14:52,724 And anytime you're feeling down, 336 00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:55,551 you just pull it out and see how much your kids love you. 337 00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:56,551 [cup shatters] 338 00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,275 Oh, cheap mug. 339 00:14:59,896 --> 00:15:01,482 I'm gonna go call my sister. 340 00:15:01,482 --> 00:15:04,586 Ugh, so tense back here. 341 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:07,206 Oh, do you want me to rub your neck? 342 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,310 Oh, that'd be great, hon. 343 00:15:09,310 --> 00:15:11,034 Well, I'd like you to rub mine too. 344 00:15:11,034 --> 00:15:12,413 I do rub your neck. 345 00:15:12,413 --> 00:15:16,896 But I always have to ask you first! 346 00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,517 [door slams] 347 00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:21,931 At least we'll get two Christmases. 348 00:15:21,931 --> 00:15:23,241 It's time for stage six. 349 00:15:23,241 --> 00:15:24,724 What's stage six? 350 00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:28,793 The four of us come up with a plan to fix this. 351 00:15:28,793 --> 00:15:29,862 What's up, Liam? 352 00:15:29,862 --> 00:15:31,482 You may be middle-school famous, 353 00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:34,172 but Clyde and I are blowing up. 354 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:35,896 [mimic explosion sound] 355 00:15:35,896 --> 00:15:37,310 [notification chimes] 356 00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:39,758 We just got more hits than "This is My Song 357 00:15:39,758 --> 00:15:44,172 [Dance With Your Hands"]. 358 00:15:44,172 --> 00:15:47,137 Oh, hey, Luna. 359 00:15:47,137 --> 00:15:48,689 We can explain. 360 00:15:48,689 --> 00:15:50,931 Yeah, we really didn't plan any of that. 361 00:15:50,931 --> 00:15:53,655 It just kind of happened. 362 00:15:53,655 --> 00:15:56,655 [tense music] 363 00:15:56,655 --> 00:16:02,137 ♪ ♪ 364 00:16:04,862 --> 00:16:07,103 What's that, Springs? 365 00:16:07,103 --> 00:16:08,413 Dinnertime? 366 00:16:08,413 --> 00:16:10,931 I better go feed Springs. 367 00:16:14,172 --> 00:16:15,689 You know what, dude? 368 00:16:15,689 --> 00:16:17,758 I spent the whole day trying to make a video 369 00:16:17,758 --> 00:16:20,103 so people would listen to my song. 370 00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,448 And all I asked was for you to back off a little. 371 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:24,275 And you couldn't do it. 372 00:16:24,275 --> 00:16:27,448 [sad music] 373 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:31,000 Luna, wait! 374 00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,344 Luna, I'm sorry. 375 00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:34,724 I didn't mean to ruin anything. 376 00:16:34,724 --> 00:16:36,965 It's just that I had this perfect plan 377 00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:38,172 to beat Liam's record. 378 00:16:38,172 --> 00:16:39,448 And I couldn't help myself. 379 00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:41,827 Yeah, Lincoln, you always have a plan. 380 00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:43,758 You've been doing that stuff since you were a little kid. 381 00:16:43,758 --> 00:16:45,793 [cacophonous piano music] 382 00:16:45,793 --> 00:16:49,379 [sighs] Luna, you've gotta teach me a song. 383 00:16:49,379 --> 00:16:51,344 Liam played his fiddle at show-and-tell, 384 00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:54,172 and I've got a plan to blow him out of the water. 385 00:16:54,172 --> 00:16:56,241 Not now, Lincoln. 386 00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:57,896 Please, please, please. 387 00:16:57,896 --> 00:17:00,275 Please, please, please, please, please? 388 00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:04,206 Dude. [laughs] Okay, fine. 389 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:07,206 Okay, so you play the higher parts. 390 00:17:07,206 --> 00:17:08,206 They go like this. 391 00:17:08,206 --> 00:17:10,793 [repeated notes] 392 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:12,068 Okay? - Yeah. 393 00:17:12,068 --> 00:17:13,413 All right, and I'll play the low parts. 394 00:17:13,413 --> 00:17:16,620 They go like this. [playing "Heart and Soul"] 395 00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:17,793 You ready? - Yeah. 396 00:17:17,793 --> 00:17:19,413 - All right, let's do it. - Let's do this. 397 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,344 [both playing "Heart and Soul"] 398 00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:24,517 ♪ ♪ 399 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:26,724 Ooh, so close. Come on. You got this. 400 00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:27,931 You've always been the same. 401 00:17:27,931 --> 00:17:29,310 Wait a minute. 402 00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:31,482 I thought you loved playing that song with me. 403 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:33,034 We got so good at it. 404 00:17:33,034 --> 00:17:36,379 ♪ ♪ 405 00:17:36,379 --> 00:17:39,586 [laughs] 406 00:17:41,448 --> 00:17:43,241 [both laugh] 407 00:17:43,241 --> 00:17:45,275 - Good job, Lincoln. - Thanks, Luna. 408 00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:46,896 This is so much fun. 409 00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:48,965 That was when we were little kids, Lincoln. 410 00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:51,310 I'm a serious musician now. 411 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:53,206 You just don't get it. 412 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,586 I'm sorry, Luna. 413 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:59,448 Anyways, thanks for teaching me that song when I was little. 414 00:17:59,448 --> 00:18:02,310 Playing it with you was always so much fun. 415 00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:07,655 [laughs] 416 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,758 Fun. 417 00:18:11,689 --> 00:18:13,827 [electricity crackling] 418 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,758 What's going on? 419 00:18:15,758 --> 00:18:18,620 I'm just doing a weekly séance. 420 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:22,517 Oh, spirits of the forgotten realm, 421 00:18:22,517 --> 00:18:26,413 enter this room and take whatever mortals you must. 422 00:18:26,413 --> 00:18:28,551 Rip their souls from their chest. 423 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:29,965 - Okay. - And fling them 424 00:18:29,965 --> 00:18:34,965 into your divine darkness. - Okay. 425 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,931 [eerie music] 426 00:18:41,172 --> 00:18:44,068 [mischievous music] 427 00:18:44,068 --> 00:18:50,379 ♪ ♪ 428 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,724 Did you hear they're running a marathon 429 00:18:51,724 --> 00:18:53,551 of "Operation Dessert Storm"? 430 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,379 [sighs] Well, the ding-dang cable company 431 00:18:55,379 --> 00:18:57,137 made the Food Network a premium channel, 432 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,413 so I had to cancel. 433 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:02,896 Now playing on channel 9,000, 434 00:19:02,896 --> 00:19:04,724 "Koala Kitchen." 435 00:19:04,724 --> 00:19:06,448 You might wanna check again. 436 00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:13,137 [light music] 437 00:19:13,137 --> 00:19:18,310 ♪ ♪ 438 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:20,103 [clears throat] 439 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:29,931 ♪ ♪ 440 00:19:36,172 --> 00:19:37,241 [moans] 441 00:19:37,241 --> 00:19:39,379 Hm. 442 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:41,586 [sighs] 443 00:19:41,586 --> 00:19:44,034 Mm. - Mm. 444 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:47,896 Mm. 445 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:52,413 ♪ ♪ 446 00:19:52,413 --> 00:19:54,896 both: Mm. 447 00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,793 I'm sorry. - You should be. 448 00:20:00,793 --> 00:20:03,206 [laughs] 449 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:04,586 I think we're out of pickles. 450 00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:07,793 [upbeat music] 451 00:20:07,793 --> 00:20:14,793 ♪ ♪ 452 00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:25,275 [sentimental guitar music] 453 00:20:25,275 --> 00:20:32,413 ♪ ♪ 454 00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:39,034 [thickly] Oh, my god. It's so good. 455 00:20:39,034 --> 00:20:40,931 Mm. 456 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:48,137 Ah. [laughs] 457 00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:49,137 [sighs] 458 00:20:49,137 --> 00:20:56,172 ♪ ♪ 459 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,655 - Okay, - Four. 460 00:20:57,655 --> 00:20:58,896 - Totally my turn. - Four. Perfect. 461 00:20:58,896 --> 00:20:59,965 All right. - Can you help me? 462 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,482 - Yes. - Are you ready, Lily? 463 00:21:01,482 --> 00:21:03,034 Yeah. 464 00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:05,827 You play the high parts like this. 465 00:21:05,827 --> 00:21:07,586 And I'll play the low parts. 466 00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,137 You got room for one more? 467 00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:11,931 - Yes! - [laughs] 468 00:21:11,931 --> 00:21:15,241 You're right, Linc. Music's supposed to be fun. 469 00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,965 Thanks for reminding me. 470 00:21:16,965 --> 00:21:19,931 See, Lily, the whole key to the song is the rhythm. 471 00:21:19,931 --> 00:21:22,413 Both people have to be perfectly in sync. 472 00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:24,241 Let's show her, Linc. 473 00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:25,896 You take the high parts. 474 00:21:25,896 --> 00:21:27,896 [both playing "Heart and Soul"] 475 00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:30,344 ♪ ♪ 476 00:21:30,344 --> 00:21:31,827 Come on, Lily. Try. 477 00:21:34,068 --> 00:21:35,965 [laughs] Good job, Lily. 478 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,172 ♪ Heart and soul ♪ 479 00:21:40,172 --> 00:21:44,172 ♪ I fell in love with you, lost control ♪ 480 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:48,310 ♪ Just like a fool would do gladly ♪ 481 00:21:48,310 --> 00:21:51,172 ♪ Because you held me tight ♪ 482 00:21:51,172 --> 00:21:53,758 ♪ And stole a kiss in the night ♪ 483 00:21:53,758 --> 00:21:56,137 all: ♪ Heart and soul ♪ 484 00:21:56,137 --> 00:22:00,068 ♪ I begged to be adored, lost control ♪ 485 00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:04,413 ♪ And tumbled overboard gladly ♪ 486 00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:08,068 ♪ Because you held me tight ♪ 487 00:22:08,068 --> 00:22:09,655 One more time!