- [whistles] - Let's go, everybody!
Picture time!
[upbeat music]
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪ - Come on!
♪ The really loud house ♪
♪ ♪
♪ The really loud house ♪
♪ ♪
[energetic electronic music]
Uh, excuse me?
Come on, push it!
Are you taking a Pedal-A-Ton class
in my bedroom? - No, I'm teaching one.
Come on, Brenda, you're not forking over
your hard-earned cash to lollygag.
Let's go!
♪ ♪
Isn't there someplace else you could do that?
Like, I don't know, your room?
You're the only one without a roommate, bro.
I'll be out of here soon,
as soon as Brenda picks up the pace!
♪ ♪
In the Loud house, space is always at a premium,
and lately, my sisters have been encroaching on mine.
[relaxed electronic music]
♪ ♪
Can't you keep that in your room?
It's jam-packed, plus I can't have this around Lily.
It would be summarily irresponsible.
Uh, should I be wearing goggles too?
I'll tell you when the experiment is concluded.
♪ ♪
[quirky music]
Snappy had babies.
- [hisses] - Turtles hiss?
When you breed them with snakes, they do.
♪ ♪
Who needs underwear?
It's getting to be a little much.
[screams]
Tanya and I are not on speaking terms.
[energetic electronic music]
I would definitely wear the goggles.
All right, this stops now.
[whistle blows]
- I mean, she totally... - Why are we...
[all speaking indistinctly] - Order, order!
Order! Order!
Is he allowed to call family meetings now?
This better be important.
[Lily crying]
[both sigh]
Lily's on a sleep strike.
We only slept 28 minutes last night.
Oh, we should do the stroller trick.
Mm, mm-hmm.
I've called this family meeting
to address the constant infringement
on my personal space AKA my bedroom,
which isn't very big to begin with.
Your room's not that small.
Lana, I have to step outside to change my mind.
[chuckles]
You know, I should tell more jokes
in my family meetings.
[quirky music]
I'll get the stroller.
Linc, you're the only one without a roommate.
I beg to differ.
I'm here quite often, and this morning,
my cubby had an engine block in it.
♪ ♪
- That's a carburetor, dude. - Great.
That's much more normal. - Let's cut to the chase.
New rule. - He's doing new rules now?
Unacceptable.
From now on, nobody puts their stuff
or themselves in my room.
- Our room. - What?
- That's not fair. - That's so unfair.
[all speaking indistinctly]
Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln.
First of all, you're not allowed to make new rules.
Right, honey? - What?
Trust me, she's totally onboard.
And secondly, as previously stated,
you're the only one with no roommate.
I live in a closet.
Where things are traditionally stored.
Look, the point is, we've got a big family,
and it can get pretty crowded,
so if you can find a little extra space,
it's all yours. Now, give me my whistle.
Okay, welcome to the family meeting.
So a priest, a rabbi, and a minister...
- Nope. - No.
What? Where are you going?
Come back, it's a-- hey!
[exhales]
Come on, guys, get back here!
[exhales] Ugh.
I think it worked.
[tranquil music box music]
[blows whistle] Hey!
I fixed it. - I'm up, I'm up!
[sighs]
Let's play!
Please go to sleep.
[smooth funk music]
♪ ♪
That's all you brought up?
These snapping turtles are vicious.
Gotta handle with care.
♪ ♪
That's not my fault.
The box is clearly mislabeled.
It should say, "Chewing turtles."
♪ ♪
[speaking sedately] That's it.
Stay in rhythm.
Maintain that bounce.
[sighs] My thighs are burning.
That's good.
You're in the burn zone,
which is right before the sleep zone.
Stay calm, stay in rhythm,
stay focused.
It's really hard to stay focused
when you're talking in that tone.
I'm not in that tone anymore. This is a brand-new tone.
It sounds like the same tone.
Sorry, it's hard to get out of a tone
once you're in a tone. - Shh.
Yes, shh.
- That was for you. - Yeah.
[tranquil music box music]
[smooth funk music]
♪ ♪
[sighs] I think that's everything.
Man, we could be professional movers.
[glass shatters]
[helmet clatters]
Look at all this stuff. Hey, look at me.
I'm talking on the phone.
[elegant chamber music]
[posh accent] Hello, I'd like to rent a video
and call a taxi cab please-- [body thuds]
[exhales deeply] Whew.
The '80s were dangerous.
Check it out, an old TV, a mini fridge.
Yeah, there is some pretty cool stuff up here.
[record crackles]
[groovy jazz music]
♪ ♪
This should be our new hangout.
Is that allowed?
My dad did say if we find any extra space,
it's all ours. I say we start moving in.
Shouldn't we find those turtles first?
Nah, they'll be fine.
[tranquil music box music]
[English accent] The mother did quite well
in pacifying the child, and the father's
audiobook English guy tone was really doing the trick.
Suddenly, silently...
an aggressive-looking turtle
approached the yoga ball.
What? [turtle chomps]
[air whooshing]
♪ ♪
- I'm up. - [sighs]
The unpredictability of nature.
♪ ♪
Chapter two, Dad stops talking.
I love a good green smoothie.
This morning, I had one with kale
and baby spinach and ginger.
[muffled smooth soul music]
[Sade's "The Sweetest Taboo"]
♪ Will you keep on, will you keep on loving me? ♪
♪ ♪
♪ If I tell you, if I tell you how I feel ♪
- Wow, cool place. - Yeah, pretty swanky.
What happened to all the stuff that was up here?
We found a place for it.
[quirky music]
- Let's check it out. - Okay.
[smooth soul music]
♪ ♪
Um, there's a rope in our way.
Clyde, do you see these two young ladies on the list?
Uh, is one of your names Lincoln or Clyde?
No.
I'm sorry. The list has spoken.
Have a nice night, ladies.
Seriously?
♪ ♪
- Ping-pong? - Why not?
♪ ♪
What's going on up there?
Lincoln and Clyde opened some dumb boy cave up in the attic.
Yeah, and unless you're on the list,
you're not allowed to go in. - Sigh.
What do you mean, you're not allowed to go in?
Go in where? I want to go in.
Oh, I'm getting in there.
Guys, guys, Mom is trying to put Lily to sleep.
Besides, if anyone's going up there, it is me.
I own this house, and there are certain perks and privileges
that come with said title.
[trap door thuds[
You're not on the list either!
Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no.
Nobody tells the big dog where he can and cannot go.
- Lynn, get down here! - I gotta go.
All right, night two in the rad retro room.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any radder,
I found a Slinky. - Rad.
So rad.
I imagine the line is forming.
Should we make them sweat it out a little longer,
or turn 'em away now?
[laughter]
Let's turn them away now.
That's weird. Nobody's in line.
I'm sure they'll be here soon.
[upbeat dance music]
Uh, Lincoln, you may want to check this out.
[Haddaway's "What Is Love [Baby Don't Hurt Me]"]
♪ ♪
Oh, please, they think that place
is gonna out-cool the rad retro room?
I mean, am I right, or am I right?
♪ ♪
♪ I don't know why you're not there ♪
Clyde!
♪ I give you my love, but you don't care ♪
Save my spot! I'm coming down.
♪ ♪
[upbeat dance music]
[indistinct chatter]
♪ ♪
Wow, a bubble machine and a selfie station.
We should've thought of that. - We gotta get in there.
Come on, Clyde, act like we belong here.
Let's start mingling.
♪ ♪
So what middle school do you go to?
♪ ♪
Cool, we'll talk later.
We're gonna talk later. - Sorry, bye-bye.
♪ ♪
Don't bother trying to get in.
They turned us away unceremoniously.
We're not worried. We're fellow club owners.
I'm sure they'll be happy to have us.
Sigh.
♪ ♪
Are these two gentlemen on the list?
Not unless their names are Lincoln or Clyde.
Sweet!
Leni, I told you to keep Lincoln and Clyde off the list.
Oh, this Lincoln and Clyde.
Oh, bubbles. [chuckles]
- Is that another bubble? - You guys aren't getting in.
You didn't let us into your place.
That was a big misunderstanding.
Yeah, when we excluded you from our club,
we didn't know that you'd have a cool club
that we we'd want to get into.
Now that we've cleared that up,
who takes our coats?
♪ ♪
For everybody lucky enough to be in the club tonight,
get your booties to the dance floor
'cause it's time to dance with your hands!
[all cheering]
♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
♪ Dance, dance ♪
♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
♪ Dance, dance ♪
♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
Have some pride, man.
♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
♪ Dance, dance ♪
[tranquil music box music]
♪ ♪
Let's rock.
Forever!
[ringing bells]
[upbeat rock music]
[growls] Rock and roll!
So we had a plan to open a cool club,
but then they had a better plan to open a better club,
so now we need a plan that counters their plan.
You really think we can do that?
Of course we can.
No one out-plans the man with the plan.
♪ ♪
I've got it.
[together] Please let us in, please!
We're not gonna let you in.
But we will post your sad, cute faces.
This is the worst.
[phone clicks]
♪ ♪
Wait a minute. It's not letting me post.
The Wi-Fi is down.
- Oh, no Wi-Fi. - What, the Wi-Fi's down?
[indistinct chatter]
[crickets chirping]
- You guys did this. - Did what?
You couldn't get into our club,
so you sabotaged our Wi-Fi.
I don't know how to sabotage Wi-Fi.
Who am I, Bill Nye the Science Guy?
Okay, well, what about Clyde? He wears glasses.
No, I don't.
Oh, I'm sorry, Clyde.
Okay, well someone had to have done it.
Wi-Fi doesn't just turn off itself.
[upbeat rock music]
♪ ♪
[indistinct chatter]
♪ ♪
Those green drinks look delicious.
Green is my favorite flavor. [chuckles]
♪ ♪
Cool place, Lucy.
Uh, can we get a coffin for four?
Sorry, you're not on the list.
They didn't let us in either.
Apparently, we're not from another time or dimension.
It's a very exclusive club.
- Whatever. - Come on.
- You have to let us in. - Yeah, you took our Wi-Fi.
- Good point, Leni. - Clyde?
When did you get glasses?
The Wi-Fi going out was an unintended side effect
from the plutonium orb that powers our jukebox.
♪ ♪
What is this witchery?
Ooh, Huey Lewis!
♪ ♪
Okay, this is ridiculous.
Yeah, who listens to Huey Lewis?
I love Huey Lewis.
Besides, you're our little sisters.
You can't keep us out of this place.
We can't.
♪ ♪
But he can.
♪ ♪
[speaking alien language]
♪ ♪
Can we get the green drinks to go?
♪ ♪
I hope this works.
It's gonna work.
A late night drive always knocks 'em out.
I tell you, the last few days have not been easy,
but you and I can do anything 'cause we are a great team.
Well, it was your great idea to take Lily for a drive.
Yeah, well, you loaded her in.
[dramatic music]
You loaded her in, right?
Oh.
You said you were gonna load her in!
Well, I had the great idea. Why would I also load her in?
[tires squealing]
[car horn blaring] Sorry!
So here's the plan.
You guys distract Lucy and Lisa.
We grab the green drinks.
And you snatch the plutonium orb.
I'll probably sip it first.
Once we have the orb, it will disable the jukebox.
No jukebox, no music. No music, no party.
Maybe I'll save a little bit in a thermos for later.
And if there's no party, their club's out of business,
and our clubs are back in business.
Let's do this.
One, two, three.
[together] Let's do this!
Green drinks!
♪ ♪
[playful music]
Oh.
[laughing]
♪ ♪
Who's ready to dance with your hands?
[all cheer]
You're gonna be good at this.
♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
♪ Dance, dance ♪
♪ Dance with your hands, dance with your hands, dance ♪
Hey, what are you guys doing here?
- Dancing with our hands. - Yeah.
[upbeat dance music]
♪ ♪
Hello. How are you today, sir?
[dramatic music]
- [hisses] - [screams]
Whoa.
[music ceases]
Okay, new plan.
Well, we really did it to ourselves, didn't we?
Yep, we're cold, we're hungry,
and we're sitting in the dark.
- I'm so hungry. - I'm so hungry.
We were so focused on being exclusive,
now we have nowhere to go.
We're all on the guest list on the club of shame.
- Oh, can we go there? - No.
I'll tell you one thing,
I'm not interested in getting into
any more exclusive clubs.
[rock music blaring distantly]
♪ ♪
[yawns]
Well, I'm going to bed.
♪ ♪
Sorry about before.
Even though I had the great idea,
I should've put Lily in the car.
I know.
Hey, maybe you could sing her to sleep.
You have such a beautiful voice.
I know.
♪ Hush little baby, don't say a word ♪
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪
♪ And if that mockingbird don't sing ♪
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring ♪
♪ And if that diamond ring is brass ♪
♪ Mama's gonna buy you a-- ♪ Telephone pole!
Whoa! Ooh, ah!
[quirky music]
I'm up. Let's play!
[both sigh]
[Poison's "Nothin' But a Good Time"]
♪ Every day, gotta get a break ♪
♪ From that same old, same old ♪
Pump the brakes. You're not on the list.
How do you guys even have power?
Come on, Brenda, you call that pedaling?
If you want to keep the lights on,
you're gonna have to dig deeper than that!
She's powering this entire establishment
with one stationary bicycle?
No, she's just powering the heat lamps
for the jalapeño poppers.
I'm getting a little help from legendary skateboarder
and five-time Kids' Choice Award winner
Tony Hawk.
♪ ♪
You're skateboarding a treadmill?
I'll skate anything.
Ease up a little, Birdman.
You're overheating the chicken wings.
♪ ♪
[both sigh]
Sorry I fell asleep before.
It's just your voice is so beautiful.
- I know. - [sighs]
She's gotta fall asleep soon, right?
No.
Ooh, maybe you could tell her the story
about how you came up with the name Lynn-chilada.
Oh, are you suggesting
I fascinate her to sleep?
All right, fine, I'll tell it.
It as opening night at Lynn's Table,
and I needed one more menu item
to really pull in the customers.
The moon as full, but our tummies weren't,
and I realized that I had overordered corn tortillas.
I do love that part.
I had meat, I had cheese, I had tomatoes,
and plenty of black beans.
So I went into the pantry, and wouldn't you know it.
I had under ordered jalapeños.
So I had to substitute them with--
oak trees! - [gasps]
[tires squeal]
[both gasping]
Oak trees!
[quirky music]
[sighs]
- Come on, just let us in. - We're starving.
- Come on. - So hungry.
You guys didn't let us into your club.
Well, Leni and Luna didn't let us into their club.
Well, Clyde and Lincoln didn't let us into their club.
Hey, we had a very good reason for that.
Lincoln, what was the reason? - I don't know.
But I'm getting some of those chicken wings.
You cross that line, you're gonna get decked
by one of those wings. - You wouldn't.
No, but I would.
Oh, and by the way, they're delicious.
Well, then maybe you should try them with some...
[quirky music]
Nachos.
♪ ♪
[laughs]
Oh, is that funny, Clyde?
Because the potato skins are hilarious.
♪ ♪
Leni, why'd you do that?
I don't know. Seemed fun.
♪ ♪
It is fun.
Nothing's more fun than guacamole!
♪ ♪
[gasps]
That was a mistake.
♪ ♪
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
This guacamole is making a guaca-melee.
♪ ♪
Family meeting!
Is he allowed to do that?
Look at us.
We're all sitting around throwing food at each other,
which is fun, but we're better than that.
Family is the only thing that matters.
Tony Hawk's right.
Yesterday I got upset
because you guys had taken over my room,
so I made a simple plan and opened a premier club
and excluded you guys,
and for that, I'm sorry
because the truth is
we're already members of the most exclusive club
in town, the Loud family.
- Aww. - Aww.
- Well, that's so sweet. - Well said, Lincoln.
I wasn't done with my speech, but well said.
How would you all like to go to a very inclusive dance party
at a place I like to call Club Loud?
[all cheering]
[tranquil music box music]
- ♪ What is love? ♪ - Look at that.
♪ Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more ♪
♪ What is love? ♪
[tranquil music box music]
All the kids are getting along,
and Lily finally fell asleep.
We really are a good team.
[knocks] - You my ride?
Tony Hawk!
- [sighs] - Hey.
Thanks a lot, Tony Hawk.
[dramatic music]
[tranquil music box music]
♪ ♪
♪ If that mockingbird hears thunder ♪
♪ Tony's gonna land you a sick 900 ♪
Or maybe just a 540. Who would know the difference?
♪ ♪