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Come on!
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It's picture time!
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♪ In the Loud house ♪
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♪ Really Loud house ♪
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Read me a bedtime story, Lincoln.
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Okay, Lily.
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How about
"Wake Up Moon"?
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Mm, no.
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How about
"Who Needs to Fart?"
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Ohh. You already got
that one covered, huh?
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- Yeah.
- All right, Lily.
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I'll read you a new book.
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Do you like fairy tales?
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Of course.
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Okay.
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"The Princess and
the Everlasting Emerald."
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Yay!
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"There once was a boy
from Royal Woods
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named Lincoln."
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You're Lincoln.
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That's right, Lily.
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"And the boy fell in love
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"with a beautiful princess
named Charlie
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who came from a faraway land
called Tennessee."
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- Princess.
- "But the princess
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"fancied a different boy
from Royal Woods
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named Rusty."
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Aww.
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"But soon, young Lincoln
won the heart of the princess,
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and they became
the toast of Royal Woods."
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They have crowns! Yay!
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"They had never been
so happy.
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But then, Princess Charlie
had some terrible news."
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I don't know how
to tell you this, Lincoln,
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but I'm moving back
to Tennessee.
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I'm leaving.
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Tomorrow.
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I guess I did know
how to tell you.
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She's leaving?
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Yep.
She was leaving forever,
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and he'd never see her again.
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Oh, no!
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"So there was only one thing
left for young Lincoln to do.
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Lincoln, and his most faithful
companion, Clyde McBride..."
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Clyde McBride!
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Yeah.
"Ran clear across Royal Woods
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to a place called
Flip's Food Fuel..."
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Flip.
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"To get the one thing
that would
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keep Princess Charlie
from forgetting."
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How much for
the Everlasting Emerald?
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"The Everlasting Emerald,
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the most priceless gem
in the land."
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$57,000.
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Would you accept 17 cents
and a lint ball?
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And a Lincoln head penny.
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Isn't that just a penny?
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You're blowing this.
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Prices have gone up, boys.
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Flip's fallen on hard times.
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Looks like I'm gonna
lose the store.
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Not even my lucky $2 bill
can get me out of this one.
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This is the first $2
I ever made in this store.
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That's why it's so lucky.
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Ohh!
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Ooh.
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Wait a minute.
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Lincoln, you're the only one
that can help me.
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If you help me save Flip's,
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the emerald's all yours.
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We're in.
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There's nothing I can't do
without my best friend, Clyde.
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Really, Clyde?
Birdwatching?
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Someone spotted
a spruce grouse
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at Tall Timber Park.
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I can't miss that.
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Okay.
I'm in.
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First order of business,
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we gotta go talk
to your parents.
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Why?
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You'll see, Lily.
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The story's just beginning.
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"Across town, the boy's father
was very excited
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about his favorite
time of the year."
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Hey, hon, it's Charity Week!
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Let us get ready
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to humble-la-la-la-la-la-la-ly
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give back to our community!
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That sounded so much better
in my head.
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- Didn't it?
- Yeah.
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It's Charity Week already?
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Sure is! Why do you think
I'm wearing this dope uniform?
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Figure I'll go get Lynn,
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we'll go down
to the youth center
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and teach those little
pipsqueaks a thing or two
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about America's
favorite pastime.
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Ah! I'm gonna go get her.
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Touchdown!
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That's the wrong sport, honey.
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Throw on your uniform,
we'll do a little
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pitch, catch, slide, hit,
bunt--all the classics.
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We'll even teach 'em
how to spit sunflower seeds.
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What do you say?
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Just me and my number one girl.
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I've got a soccer tournament, Pops.
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But maybe you could try--
- Luan! My number one girl.
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What do you say? You and me?
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A little "Who's On First?"
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for the old folks
at Sunset Canyon?
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Sorry, Dad.
I'm doing an open mic night
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at Mike's House of Mics.
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Luna!
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My number one--
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Sorry, but I've got a gig
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at the Burnt Bean.
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But it's nice to know
I'm your number one girl.
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Did you just play me out?
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Yeah.
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Luna's got a gig,
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Lily's spending the weekend
with Pop Pop,
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and Lola's got a pageant.
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I mean, am I the only one
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who cares about Charity Week
anymore?
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Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
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The kids are getting older.
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Their lives are getting busier.
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Yeah, I know.
It just feels like
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all those family traditions
are just falling away.
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Movie Night,
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Dance Battle Night,
Costume Night.
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You know, our costume box
is buried
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in the back of our garage.
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I had to fight a raccoon
just to get this on.
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And don't get me
started on "Charades."
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Everybody knows
that's my favorite.
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- You do love "Charades."
- Yeah.
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Hon, why do the kids
have to grow up?
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Aww, slugger.
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Well, you still have
half a dozen or so
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available for your needs.
- Hm.
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And when
they're all grown up,
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I get you all to myself.
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- Mm.
- Muah.
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It's Charity Week!
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Let's get ready to give
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and be humble-la-la-la-la-ble!
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That's what I was going for.
What do you got?
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Okay, so what if I told you
in Royal Woods
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there was the saddest guy
in the whole world?
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I'm listening.
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- He's super down on his luck.
- I like it.
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- And he needs your help.
- Sold!
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To the boy
in the orange sweatshirt.
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Who is it?
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How ya doin', Louds?
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Nope.
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- Yep.
- Flip!
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"Flip was known
as many things
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in the land of Royal Woods."
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A con man, a merchant
of expired goods..."
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That's a wax apple.
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"And a buffoon."
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Flip likes 'em firm.
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I'm good.
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Uhh--
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Uh--uh--Lincoln told us
that, uh--
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that you needed some help.
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Oh. A small favor.
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Small.
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I need to pretend
I'm married to your wife
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and that I sired
all your children.
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We can explain.
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Everyone in Royal Woods
knows me
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as the devilishly handsome man
behind the counter
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at Flip's Food Fuel.
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He's gorgeous.
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Who they don't know
is my less handsome,
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more successful brother,
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Walter Phillipini.
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Wait, you don't own Flip's?
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I was born to run Flip's.
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- Nobody's better.
- Unfortunately,
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I ran it straight
into the ground.
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Nobody's perfect.
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I had to borrow money
from my brother,
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but I couldn't tell him
the reason why,
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or he'd bulldoze Flip's
into a parking lot.
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Very sad.
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So I wrote some letters
and told him
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the reason I needed the money
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was because of my
beautiful wife and kids,
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AKA you guys.
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Wait, why are there only
five kids in that photo?
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We have 11 children.
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Yeah,
11 kids seems irresponsible,
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even for old Flip.
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So I rounded it down to five.
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Took it down to five.
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Please,
don't pop out any more
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before he arrives.
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That's not how it works.
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Right, honey?
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That's not how it works.
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Long story short,
my brother's on his way here
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and he wants to have dinner
with the pretend family
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he's been supporting
all these years.
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And if finds out
the whole thing's a sham,
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well, then it's goodbye,
Flip's.
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The place I love more than
anything in the world
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will be gone forever.
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You weren't kiddin'.
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This really is sad.
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Nice find, Linc!
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What do you say, Mom, huh?
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I'm pretending
that he's my husband
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and the father of my children?
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Yeah.
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It's just one dinner?
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- One dinner.
- One dinner.
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Okay, I'm in.
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- Whoo! Yes!
- Yes!
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I'm gonna go get ready.
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Well, looks like
Charity Week
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has officially begun!
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I'm gonna have to borrow
some fancy dinner duds.
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I'm a 58 relaxed.
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"Unfortunately,
Flip didn't know
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his fake family as well
as he thought he did."
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All right, my brother's
gonna be here soon,
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so we all gotta get
our seating assignments.
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Lisa, you're gonna sit here.
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- I'm Leni.
- Wha--I thought you were
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the scientist.
- Umm, no.
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Okay, um, Luan,
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now, you're gonna sit here
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and bring that hilarious dummy
of yours with you.
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Hiss.
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She's Lucy.
You're the dummy.
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Don't talk to your father
that way, Leni.
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That's Lisa.
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And this is a disaster.
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I thought you were
the fashion girl.
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This has grown tiresome.
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Look, I don't have
any time for this.
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You're the fashion girl,
you're the scientist,
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you're the comedian,
and you're the pageant queen,
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and you are my doting,
faithful wife.
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Now, go!
Get into character!
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Ah! This is so much fun.
What character am I?
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I could be the crazy uncle,
the wacky neighbor--
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I have a very wide range.
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The character
you're gonna play
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is the guy who's not involved.
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There can only be one dad,
and it's me.
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Ah! Ah! Gah!
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But I don't wanna miss
the start of Charity Week!
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Charity Week can't start
until you vamoose.
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Yeah, well,
I just wanna contribute.
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I'll do anything!
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I already let you make dinner.
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Ohh.
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Stop!
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Help me out here, kid.
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00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,448
Lincoln! Lincoln, no!
265
00:09:50,689 --> 00:09:52,862
Do you want that emerald
or not?
266
00:09:52,862 --> 00:09:54,344
"So the young boy
had to choose
267
00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,827
between his father
and the girl that he loved."
268
00:09:56,827 --> 00:09:59,413
What did you do?
269
00:09:59,413 --> 00:10:00,655
I'm sorry, Dad.
270
00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:02,620
Lincoln Albert Loud,
don't you dare!
271
00:10:02,620 --> 00:10:04,551
I gotta--
Whoo!
272
00:10:05,793 --> 00:10:08,137
Oh! Please! Oh! Ohh!
273
00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:11,344
Why am I so ticklish?
274
00:10:13,551 --> 00:10:14,620
I'm proud of ya, son.
275
00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:19,689
Hello, Walter.
276
00:10:19,689 --> 00:10:21,517
Hello, Phillip.
277
00:10:29,827 --> 00:10:32,689
Welcome to my humble home.
278
00:10:32,689 --> 00:10:34,551
This is my son, Lincoln.
279
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:37,206
Ah, yes, the young gentleman
with the plan.
280
00:10:37,206 --> 00:10:40,103
I heard so much about you
in Phillip's letters.
281
00:10:40,103 --> 00:10:43,413
Your teeth look stupendous.
282
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:46,206
The money I sent for
those braces was well spent.
283
00:10:46,206 --> 00:10:48,689
Well, life is like a mirror.
284
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,827
Smile, and it smiles back
at you.
285
00:10:50,827 --> 00:10:52,413
Oh, kids.
286
00:10:52,413 --> 00:10:54,275
Very profound.
287
00:10:54,275 --> 00:10:55,862
That's my boy.
288
00:10:55,862 --> 00:10:57,827
Let me introduce you
to the rest of my brood.
289
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,517
We've got Luan.
290
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:04,620
Ah, yes, the comedian
of the family.
291
00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:06,344
Tell Uncle Walter a joke.
292
00:11:07,517 --> 00:11:08,724
Knock knock.
293
00:11:08,724 --> 00:11:09,758
Who's there?
294
00:11:09,758 --> 00:11:11,344
- Death.
- Death who?
295
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:14,000
All of us, Walter.
All of us.
296
00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:15,344
Oh, that's rich!
297
00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:23,793
You remember Lisa,
the family scientist.
298
00:11:23,793 --> 00:11:26,586
Ah, yes, what's your latest
groundbreaking experiment?
299
00:11:26,586 --> 00:11:28,620
Science.
300
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,689
Robots.
301
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,068
Beakers!
302
00:11:31,068 --> 00:11:33,137
Are items she's using
in the experiment.
303
00:11:33,137 --> 00:11:34,862
Which is very groundbreaking.
304
00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,413
And, of course,
there's Lola,
305
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,620
my elegant,
classy pageant queen.
306
00:11:44,172 --> 00:11:45,758
Shrimp makes me gassy.
307
00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:47,068
Moving on.
308
00:11:47,068 --> 00:11:49,551
Yes, this is Leni.
309
00:11:49,551 --> 00:11:50,827
She's the one that needed
310
00:11:50,827 --> 00:11:52,793
a private tutor
for every class.
311
00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:56,689
Yep. I really struggle academically.
312
00:11:56,689 --> 00:11:59,896
I'm all about fashion.
313
00:11:59,896 --> 00:12:01,379
And, of course,
314
00:12:01,379 --> 00:12:04,620
last but not least,
my beautiful wife, Conchita.
315
00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:06,655
- Rita.
- Rita.
316
00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,068
Enough with the small talk.
317
00:12:08,068 --> 00:12:09,896
Uncle Walter came here
for dinner.
318
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,793
So, as the old saying goes,
319
00:12:11,793 --> 00:12:13,517
let's start
so we can finish.
320
00:12:13,517 --> 00:12:14,551
After you.
321
00:12:19,482 --> 00:12:20,620
Hey!
322
00:12:20,620 --> 00:12:21,931
You're not a part
of this family.
323
00:12:21,931 --> 00:12:23,413
Nice to see you, too,
little bro.
324
00:12:23,413 --> 00:12:26,551
No, seriously.
What are you doing here?
325
00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:29,310
You know what,
it doesn't matter.
326
00:12:29,310 --> 00:12:30,448
Everyone in the basement.
- No.
327
00:12:30,448 --> 00:12:31,793
- What? Are you joking?
- Stop.
328
00:12:37,551 --> 00:12:39,344
I'm starving.
329
00:12:39,344 --> 00:12:41,206
I bet you can't catch this
ball before it bounces twice.
330
00:12:41,206 --> 00:12:43,103
The heck I can't!
331
00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,000
Caught it!
332
00:12:46,689 --> 00:12:48,103
Hey!
333
00:12:48,103 --> 00:12:49,206
It's Charity Week.
334
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:50,655
You won't be down there
for long,
335
00:12:50,655 --> 00:12:52,000
and Dad's totally on board.
336
00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:54,379
I am not on board.
337
00:12:54,379 --> 00:12:56,379
Charity Week
is a sacred tradition,
338
00:12:56,379 --> 00:12:58,206
where the Louds put aside
their own needs
339
00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,620
to help those less fortunate.
340
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:01,241
And if I'm not allowed
to be involved,
341
00:13:01,241 --> 00:13:02,965
then what's the ding dang
point?
342
00:13:02,965 --> 00:13:04,344
Sounds like
the act of charity
343
00:13:04,344 --> 00:13:06,862
would be staying down here
so we can help out Flip.
344
00:13:06,862 --> 00:13:08,965
Ohh, don't tell me
how charity works, young lady.
345
00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:10,344
I invented charity.
346
00:13:11,586 --> 00:13:13,379
I am so sorry.
347
00:13:13,379 --> 00:13:14,896
I just can't believe
Flip is up there
348
00:13:14,896 --> 00:13:16,689
with all my favorite people.
349
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:19,862
You know what I mean.
350
00:13:19,862 --> 00:13:21,655
Who's ready for dinner?
351
00:13:21,655 --> 00:13:23,103
I hope you're hungry.
352
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:24,931
That food smells so good!
353
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:28,275
Yeah, well,
I made that food.
354
00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:31,344
I even made
my famous lava cake.
355
00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,758
And now, here I am,
stuck in the basement
356
00:13:33,758 --> 00:13:37,310
while Flip is up there,
the star of Charity Week.
357
00:13:37,310 --> 00:13:40,241
Okay, everybody.
Enjoy my homemade feast.
358
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:42,000
Everything looks delicious.
359
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,344
Oh, easy as pie.
360
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,310
Or should I say, lava cake,
361
00:13:45,310 --> 00:13:47,482
which I also made myself.
362
00:13:47,482 --> 00:13:49,413
"So the dinner had begun."
363
00:13:49,413 --> 00:13:51,172
Dibs on the potatoes! Dibs!
364
00:13:51,172 --> 00:13:53,827
"All they had to do
was fool Flip's brother
365
00:13:53,827 --> 00:13:55,620
and Lincoln would get
the emerald."
366
00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:57,103
It's working.
367
00:13:57,103 --> 00:13:59,034
Well, it was working,
368
00:13:59,034 --> 00:14:01,793
but all fairy tales
have complications.
369
00:14:01,793 --> 00:14:04,724
Which is, trolls.
370
00:14:04,724 --> 00:14:06,310
And this guy.
371
00:14:08,172 --> 00:14:10,206
- This is so sad.
- Tragic.
372
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:13,103
- He's really bad at this.
- What are you doing?
373
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:14,896
I'm trying to make
the world a better place,
374
00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:16,034
now give me a boost!
375
00:14:16,034 --> 00:14:17,586
- Get him down.
- Come on!
376
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:18,793
- Get back here!
- Dad, come on!
377
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:19,827
No, don't pull!
378
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,896
No. No, no, no, no, no!
379
00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:23,310
Come on!
380
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,793
Uh--Mom hides candy bars
behind the washer!
381
00:14:27,310 --> 00:14:28,793
- Get out of my way!
- Get--move, move, move.
382
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:31,000
Yeah!
383
00:14:35,655 --> 00:14:37,241
I'll be back.
384
00:14:38,724 --> 00:14:40,137
Okay, here we go.
385
00:14:40,137 --> 00:14:41,689
Ahh!
386
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:45,448
Ahh! Ahh!
Get him off!
387
00:14:45,448 --> 00:14:48,655
Thanks for the money you sent
for Luan's comedy classes.
388
00:14:48,655 --> 00:14:51,517
She has been voted class clown
three years running.
389
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:52,655
No.
390
00:14:52,655 --> 00:14:54,206
What can I say?
391
00:14:54,206 --> 00:14:55,827
I live to laugh.
392
00:14:55,827 --> 00:14:58,068
Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.
393
00:15:01,241 --> 00:15:03,482
Not to mention,
the wife's painting
394
00:15:03,482 --> 00:15:05,137
has really taken off
ever since
395
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,379
she had those extra thumbs removed.
396
00:15:07,379 --> 00:15:08,586
Show him your hands, honey.
397
00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:10,379
Uh--
398
00:15:10,379 --> 00:15:12,448
Look at that.
399
00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:15,068
Almost like they were
never there.
400
00:15:15,068 --> 00:15:17,172
Then it was money well spent.
401
00:15:17,172 --> 00:15:18,827
Hear! Hear!
402
00:15:18,827 --> 00:15:20,413
Wow! What a fun dinner.
403
00:15:20,413 --> 00:15:23,344
I can't believe
it's time to go.
404
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:24,862
But I'm not done eating.
405
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,241
There you go.
406
00:15:28,241 --> 00:15:30,689
Well, this has been
a wonderful dinner,
407
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:33,241
and it's certainly wonderful
to finally meet you all.
408
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:36,068
Ohh. To Uncle Walter!
409
00:15:36,068 --> 00:15:37,517
Great to meet you, too.
410
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,931
Here's your cane, your hat,
411
00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:41,965
your coat,
and your scarf.
412
00:15:41,965 --> 00:15:43,551
I don't have a scarf.
413
00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:47,068
Well, then,
you need it more than we do.
414
00:15:47,068 --> 00:15:48,862
After all, it is Charity Week.
415
00:15:49,413 --> 00:15:51,551
Did somebody say Charity Week?
416
00:15:53,241 --> 00:15:55,827
Good gravy, he went
to the costume box.
417
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:58,620
Phillip,
who is this man?
418
00:16:01,241 --> 00:16:03,862
Oh, no!
419
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,172
You said it, Lily.
420
00:16:10,586 --> 00:16:13,103
Allow myself
to introduce myself.
421
00:16:13,103 --> 00:16:14,655
My name is Kristoff
422
00:16:14,655 --> 00:16:17,241
Bolschwarzenegger
German Shepard Von Trapp.
423
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:19,517
But you can call me
Kristoff Bol.
424
00:16:19,517 --> 00:16:21,137
What are you doing?
425
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:22,586
Don't worry, I got this.
426
00:16:22,586 --> 00:16:23,551
Got what?
427
00:16:23,551 --> 00:16:25,413
Phillip, what is going on?
428
00:16:25,413 --> 00:16:27,931
I don't recall you mentioning
this gentleman.
429
00:16:27,931 --> 00:16:30,724
Mm, well, um--
430
00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,000
Uh, Crystal Ball is, uh--
431
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,344
Our handyman!
432
00:16:34,344 --> 00:16:35,448
We have a handyman?
433
00:16:35,448 --> 00:16:37,344
I'm paying for a handyman?
434
00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:40,206
Well, I let him
snake the toilets and whatnot
435
00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:41,827
to keep him on his feet.
436
00:16:41,827 --> 00:16:44,206
He's a wizard with a plunger.
I can vouch for that.
437
00:16:44,206 --> 00:16:45,931
But I do not need the money.
438
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:50,344
In my country,
I am star of silver screen.
439
00:16:50,344 --> 00:16:52,655
And a brain surgeon.
440
00:16:52,655 --> 00:16:54,896
Phillip,
I find it hard to believe
441
00:16:54,896 --> 00:16:56,241
that this escaped your letters.
442
00:16:56,241 --> 00:16:59,137
He's a new hire.
443
00:16:59,137 --> 00:17:00,827
Crisco Oil is a good egg.
444
00:17:00,827 --> 00:17:03,896
That's why I'm giving him
the rest of the day off.
445
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:06,793
Yeah, why don't you
head on home, Kristoff Bol?
446
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,172
Oh, good idea, son.
447
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:11,206
Ah!
448
00:17:11,206 --> 00:17:13,655
Oh, but mein friend,
449
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:15,206
I am home.
450
00:17:15,206 --> 00:17:18,000
I live in the basement, remember?
451
00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:20,793
I'm last to know everything.
452
00:17:20,793 --> 00:17:23,310
Right, well,
453
00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:27,620
enjoy some well-earned R
in the basement.
454
00:17:28,827 --> 00:17:32,034
Oh, strudel sticks.
455
00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,931
When there is so much
heavenly company upstairs,
456
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,758
why would anyone want
to languish
457
00:17:36,758 --> 00:17:38,862
in the darkness
of the basement?
458
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,551
What is going on up there?
459
00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:44,275
Shouldn't Walter
be gone by now?
460
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:45,862
We've been down here forever.
461
00:17:45,862 --> 00:17:47,586
I'm starving.
462
00:17:47,586 --> 00:17:49,448
I can smell the food
through this vent.
463
00:17:49,448 --> 00:17:50,793
I didn't eat anything today
464
00:17:50,793 --> 00:17:52,931
so I'd play angry
in my soccer game.
465
00:17:52,931 --> 00:17:54,793
Now I'm just double angry!
466
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:57,172
You're no angry.
You're hangry.
467
00:17:57,172 --> 00:17:59,655
Get it?
468
00:18:01,931 --> 00:18:03,931
Why are you looking at him
like that?
469
00:18:07,172 --> 00:18:08,448
I think she's gonna eat him.
470
00:18:10,896 --> 00:18:13,275
Yeah, she's definitely
gonna eat him.
471
00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:19,448
This is amazing lava cake.
472
00:18:19,448 --> 00:18:21,758
- Thank you.
- Danke.
473
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:23,344
Yeah.
474
00:18:27,103 --> 00:18:29,413
They're having the lava cake.
475
00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,965
Hey! What are you eating?
476
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:36,137
Luan's fourth grade
macaroni art.
477
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:38,931
Hey, I won first prize
for that!
478
00:18:40,034 --> 00:18:41,689
Stop! No!
479
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,551
- Luan, I--
- Luna's got a chocolate bunny!
480
00:18:43,551 --> 00:18:45,000
It's mine! I found it!
481
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,310
Ahh!
482
00:18:47,517 --> 00:18:49,344
You know, that was
the best meal
483
00:18:49,344 --> 00:18:52,517
I've had in a long time.
484
00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:57,517
And it certainly has been
a wonderful visit.
485
00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:01,689
And, you know...
486
00:19:01,689 --> 00:19:04,344
I don't say it often enough...
487
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,000
but it's good to see you, Phillip.
488
00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:08,931
But--
489
00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:13,034
Before I go,
490
00:19:13,034 --> 00:19:14,793
I really do need
to use your bathroom.
491
00:19:14,793 --> 00:19:16,172
It's broken!
492
00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:17,965
My mom clogged it.
493
00:19:17,965 --> 00:19:19,034
She does it all the time.
494
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:20,758
Lincoln!
495
00:19:20,758 --> 00:19:22,620
I do.
496
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:24,517
Plenty of bathrooms
on the way to the airport.
497
00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:26,034
- Yeah.
- Well, then,
498
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,310
I bid you adieu.
499
00:19:27,310 --> 00:19:29,241
And--and I really wanna
thank you again
500
00:19:29,241 --> 00:19:30,586
for your hospitality.
501
00:19:30,586 --> 00:19:33,000
You more than lived up
to your Charity Week.
502
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,241
Thank you for coming
to my humble home.
503
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:37,206
Uh, our humble home.
504
00:19:37,793 --> 00:19:40,241
It's everyone's humble home.
505
00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:42,413
Can I get the door for you?
506
00:19:42,413 --> 00:19:44,000
It--it was our pleasure
having you.
507
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,689
It was my pleasure
to have you.
508
00:19:45,689 --> 00:19:47,965
Well, you know,
everyone chipped in.
509
00:19:47,965 --> 00:19:51,275
Anyway, you're a wonderful man,
mein Walter.
510
00:19:51,275 --> 00:19:54,275
Life is so fleeting.
It's a shame you have to leave.
511
00:19:54,275 --> 00:19:57,793
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
512
00:19:57,793 --> 00:19:58,586
You know what?
513
00:19:59,965 --> 00:20:01,724
Maybe I don't have to go.
514
00:20:03,379 --> 00:20:06,448
I have no plans for tomorrow!
515
00:20:06,448 --> 00:20:08,379
Ahh.
516
00:20:08,379 --> 00:20:09,413
Wunderbar.
- Great.
517
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,689
He's staying another day?
518
00:20:13,689 --> 00:20:15,517
We're gonna starve down here.
519
00:20:15,517 --> 00:20:16,758
Do you think
they forgot about us?
520
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,896
Sounds like we're on our own.
521
00:20:25,206 --> 00:20:27,241
I say we pick a leader.
522
00:20:27,241 --> 00:20:29,689
Uh-oh.
523
00:20:29,689 --> 00:20:32,586
The truth is,
I've spent my life
524
00:20:32,586 --> 00:20:37,620
dedicated to nothing
but business and industry.
525
00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:42,000
I own many houses,
but I often yearn for a home.
526
00:20:45,482 --> 00:20:48,034
It's settled.
527
00:20:48,034 --> 00:20:49,551
I'm staying another day.
528
00:20:55,413 --> 00:20:59,172
I--I'm afraid
I ate too much lava cake.
529
00:20:59,172 --> 00:21:01,862
Kristoff Bol.
530
00:21:01,862 --> 00:21:03,448
That's you.
531
00:21:03,448 --> 00:21:05,517
- Oh! Yah.
- Kristoff Bol.
532
00:21:05,517 --> 00:21:07,586
I need you to fix that toilet,
chop, chop.
533
00:21:07,586 --> 00:21:10,034
Yah. Danke.
534
00:21:10,034 --> 00:21:12,586
Bitte.
535
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:13,931
Gesundheit.
536
00:21:19,103 --> 00:21:21,689
Charlie, what time
does your bus leave tomorrow?
537
00:21:21,689 --> 00:21:23,551
That's why
I've been calling, Lincoln.
538
00:21:23,551 --> 00:21:26,413
The plans changed.
I'm leaving tonight.
539
00:21:32,275 --> 00:21:34,517
I can't believe
you're leaving tonight.
540
00:21:34,517 --> 00:21:35,793
I'm gonna get there
before you go.
541
00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,758
Okay, Lincoln. Hurry.
542
00:21:37,758 --> 00:21:40,413
Don't worry, I'll be there.
543
00:21:40,413 --> 00:21:42,068
I promise.
544
00:21:50,448 --> 00:21:51,793
"So Walter was staying,
545
00:21:51,793 --> 00:21:54,103
"and Princess Charlie
was leaving.
546
00:21:54,103 --> 00:21:55,862
"And unless
young Lincoln could get
547
00:21:55,862 --> 00:21:57,827
"the Everlasting Emerald
and give it to her
548
00:21:57,827 --> 00:22:01,000
before she left,
she would forget him forever."
549
00:22:02,724 --> 00:22:05,137
I couldn't have said it
better myself.