- [whistles] - Come on!
It's picture time!
[upbeat music]
- ♪ In the Loud house ♪
♪ The really Loud house ♪
[light music]
♪ ♪
[Sister Sledge's "We Are Family"]
- It's another royal morning here in Royal Woods.
The sun's out, it's a beautiful day,
and we're all feeling in a family way.
So enjoy this last day of summer, y'all.
- Today is a huge day.
After three months, Clyde is finally returning
from French camp, just in time
for the last day of summer.
- ♪ We are family - Oh, turn it up.
♪ ♪
- ♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
- [laughs] I love this song!
- ♪ We are family ♪
- [grunting rhythmically]
[shrieks]
- You missed a spot.
♪ ♪
- ♪ We are family ♪
♪ I got all my sisters with me ♪
- You have something in your teeth.
- ♪ Get up, everybody, and sing ♪
both: We have teeth!
- Clyde's bus is about to drop him off.
And when it does, Clincoln McCloud is gonna pack
an entire summer of fun into one day.
[horn honks]
And there he is.
[joyful music]
[together] Hi!
♪ ♪
- Clincoln McCloud.
- Faisons cela.
- Does that mean "Let's do this"?
- Oui. - Does that mean "Yes"?
- Yes. - Then let's do this.
both: Summertime.
Time for fun.
60 days packed into one!
Summertime.
- Hey!
There they are, the boys of summer!
You guys want to join in? - Not now, Dad.
I love my family more than anything,
but we're on a mission.
both: Heads-up.
both: Aah! - [laughs]
- Water balloon fight?
Check.
both: Lincoln, look, we got our tee--
- No time, ladies. Booked and busy.
♪ ♪
Nothing says summer like an unattended bowl
of jelly beans.
- What are you doing?
- We're packing an entire summer
into one day. - Ow!
- We're bound to break some rules.
- Don't eat that!
- Don't listen to her, Clyde.
We're making memories today.
- Quite the contrary.
Those are memory-erasing jelly beans.
I made them for Mr. Nibbles, because he's mastered my maze,
and I don't want to build a new one.
If he can't remember his way out,
that means the beans work.
- So if Mr. Nibbles can't complete the maze,
that means his memory is erased.
And since Lincoln ate the jelly beans,
his memory would be gone too.
[suspenseful music]
- Precisely.
♪ ♪
[Mr. Nibbles squeaking]
- Wow, this is a very suspenseful moment.
♪ ♪
By the way, who are you people?
[together] Hey, Lincoln. It's me, Dad.
Hi, buddy.
Ah. - Clincoln McCloud?
So what do you think, Doc?
- The tiny scientist is right.
His memory is gone.
In medical terms, it's called
acute onset anterograde amnesia.
I'm afraid there's nothing I can do.
I'm sorry, son.
- That's okay, Dad.
- I'm not your dad.
Well, if you folks will excuse me,
I've got a backyard belly flop contest to win.
- No, no. Wait, wait.
You can't leave. [all protesting]
Isn't there anything we can do to make you stay?
- Well, according
to the nation's leading medical experts,
listening to and performing music can tap into memories
which reactivate areas of the brain
associated with memory.
- Oh. So we just need to sing to him?
- Yes.
[together] Oh, we can do that.
- But based on the number of jelly beans he's eaten,
bringing his memory back is a near-impossible task.
- Well, we're the Louds.
We don't know the meaning of the word "impossible."
- Does it mean, like, extra-possible?
- That's right, Leni. - Hmm.
- The Louds are about to do the extra-possible.
Lisa, how many jelly beans did he eat?
- 5, 6, 7, 8.
both: We're the Louds!
[together] ♪ We're the Louds ♪
♪ Singing proud ♪
♪ We're the Louds ♪
- ♪ Our brother's memory won't be beat by stupid jelly bean ♪
- ♪ It's actually a pill, but we all get what you mean ♪
- ♪ This family's 13 strong ♪
both: ♪ We can sing it all day long ♪
- ♪ I hate to be a downer, but I fear that I must say ♪
♪ Permanent loss of memory is the problem that's in play ♪
♪ And you've got until sundown to make everything okay ♪
- ♪ If you think we can't sing a song ♪
- ♪ This family's here to prove you wrong ♪
- ♪ We'll sing it, Doc ♪
♪ He'll be back soon ♪
- ♪ We'll even use some autotune ♪
- ♪ Grab your coats ♪
♪ Hit your notes ♪
both: ♪ Ooh, we're gonna slay this, totes ♪
- ♪ They really can't just mail it in ♪
- ♪ They truly have to sing, sing, sing ♪
- ♪ This episode has everything ♪
- Roll call!
♪ It's me, your dad ♪
♪ Got most of my hair ♪
♪ I play a bell a cow can wear ♪
- ♪ My name's Rita, I'm your mom ♪
♪ I over-sing the end of songs ♪
- Uh, the song's not over, Mom. - Oh. [laughs]
- ♪ My name's Luna, I'm a star ♪
♪ I like to sing and play guitar ♪
- ♪ My name's Lori, I live to drive ♪
- ♪ Fashion makes me feel alive ♪
Oh, I'm Leni.
both: ♪ Lana, Lola, we're the twins ♪
♪ Notice that our teeth came-- ♪
- ♪ Uh, I'm Lynn, Jr., I win games ♪
♪ Kicking butt and taking names ♪
- ♪ Lucy here, I'm forced to sing ♪
♪ I'm known for the dark arts and things ♪
♪ ♪
- ♪ Lisa Loud, PhD ♪
♪ Smartest in the family ♪
- ♪ I'm Luan, the one who's silly ♪
♪ Meet our baby sister ♪
- Me.
- [whispers]
- Lily.
- ♪ Your best friend Clyde will keep the beat ♪
♪ Until your memory is complete ♪
- [blows whistle]
♪ Okay, Linc, we ran you through it ♪
♪ Now let's see if you can do it ♪
- ♪ Lily, Lisa, Lola, Lana ♪
♪ Lucy, Lynn, Luan, and Luna ♪
♪ Lori, Leni, Mom and Dad ♪
♪ And Clyde ♪
[all cheering]
- ♪ Looks like we rocked this jammy-jammy ♪
- ♪ I still can't wait to meet my family ♪
- ♪ Oh, someone go and fetch our son ♪
all: ♪ So the Louds can get this done ♪
♪ ♪
- Yeah!
Let's go, come on! [all cheering]
All right. Here we go, Louds.
- Yeah. - Oh, you know what?
I'm gonna get the costume box.
[all cheering] - Good idea!
- Maybe a tour would jog his memory.
- Let's start with your bedroom.
- Yeah! - That's a good idea.
- It may appear you live in a closet, but rest assured,
you requested the smallest room.
- Oh, I thought we tricked him into taking that.
[phone ringing]
- Leni.
- Hey, babe. Have you told 'em yet?
Can I come in and celebrate?
- So turns out there's not really a right time
to tell your parents that you are quitting college
and moving back home.
[sighs]
- She hasn't told them yet.
You guys can go.
[despondent music]
♪ ♪
- You have to remember this.
It's your favorite stuffed animal, Bun-Bun.
- You remember my future boyfriend Edwin?
[cowbell clanging]
- Hear that? It's one of Dad's cowbells.
He loves to jam with us.
- Uh... - [gasps] Taste this!
It's one of my patented lemon bars.
It's your favorite snack.
- Dude, seriously, take a whiff.
You gotta remember the smell of your own dirty underwear.
- Guys, guys, guys.
What are we doing?
We're supposed to be singing to him.
♪ Smell your dirty underwear ♪
No?
- Sigh.
- I got a better idea.
Todd, engage techno dance mode.
Funk factor, maximum plus 1.
- Drop a beat.
[upbeat techno music]
♪ ♪
[together] Go, Todd. Go, Todd. Go, Todd.
- This music isn't evoking nearly enough emotion
to bring his memory back.
We gotta get in there and show 'em what real talent is.
- Okay, but let's not make them feel bad about their songs.
- Honey, listen, over the last 18 years,
we have sat through 52 school musicals,
19 plays, 81 recitals, 98 one-woman shows,
11 three-woman shows, and 77 Christmas spectaculars,
which, let's face it, weren't so spectacular.
- You're right, honey.
It's our time to shine, Broadway-style.
- We are gonna knock their socks off
with our showmanship. - [gasps]
They're gonna need shovels to pick their jaws up
off the floor.
[both laugh]
- But we'll also help Linc get his memory back.
- Oh, yeah, and that. - Yeah.
[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
- ♪ We'll use our jazz hands ♪
- ♪ A full chorus line ♪
- ♪ We'll go into the woods ♪
both: ♪ To save our boy's mind ♪
- ♪ The plan man's got brain freeze ♪
♪ No clue who he is ♪
- ♪ But it helps that I played the scarecrow in "The Wiz" ♪
- Weren't you his understudy?
- Jealous much?
♪ We'll croon like I-talians straight outta Jersey ♪
- ♪ Dazzle the girls, get Linc's memory back early ♪
♪ The stakes are enormous ♪
♪ This isn't a goof ♪
- ♪ We won't just be fiddling up on the roof ♪
- ♪ We'll give this production all that we've got ♪
- ♪ Forget "Mamma Mia" ♪
♪ Mama Rita's the top ♪
both: ♪ We'll do it all ♪
♪ We can sing, we can act ♪
♪ We were born to bring his memory ♪
♪ Back ♪
Yeah!
[both breathing heavily]
- Shouldn't we be doing this for Lincoln?
- Dang it! Let's go. - Oh.
- Come on.
Got it, got it.
- Grab the wigs.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Your smile is so beautiful.
- I was talking to myself.
- Me too.
♪ I can't believe this is happening ♪
- ♪ I've got some major beef ♪
- ♪ But Lincoln's got this memory thing ♪
- ♪ So no one cares ♪
- ♪ No, no one cares ♪
both: ♪ About our teeth ♪
- That's one tiny bedroom with a lot of orange shirts,
but I still got nothing.
[lights click on]
- ♪ Being a parent's a tricky proposition ♪
- ♪ Especially when your son has an amnesial condition ♪
both: ♪ Two parents full of talent ♪
♪ Make the memories come round, round, round, round ♪
♪ Two parents full of talent ♪
♪ They make the memories come round ♪
♪ In the most stupendous way ♪
- ♪ With a sprinkle of razzle-dazzle ♪
- ♪ And a pinch of panache ♪
- Everybody!
♪ ♪
Okay, just us.
both: ♪ In the most stupendous way ♪
- ♪ When you're-- ♪
- Whistle solo! - [grunts]
- [whistling]
What do you think?
[whistling]
[bird squawks]
[sniffles]
Where were we?
Oh, oh, right.
both: ♪ Two parents full of talent ♪
♪ They make the memories come round ♪
♪ In the most stupendous-- ♪
[both groan] - Enough messing around.
It's winning time, or should I say, Lynning time?
We're gonna do this the old-fashioned way
and knock those memories loose.
♪ Gonna knock 'em loose ♪
♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪
♪ Gonna knock 'em loose ♪
♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪
[together] ♪ She's Lynn ♪
♪ She always wins ♪
♪ And she'll knock his memory loose ♪
- ♪ I'll take my lucky baseball bat ♪
♪ And knock him in the head ♪
♪ Then again, the way I swing ♪
♪ The kid could end up dead - Aah!
- ♪ I could kick a soccer ball and hit him in the noggin ♪
♪ If I place the ball just right ♪
♪ His memory I'll be jogging ♪
- Aah!
[together] ♪ Whoo-chicka-wacka-chicka ♪
- ♪ I'll whack him with a cricket bat ♪
♪ And make him holler "Crikey!" ♪
♪ That might do the trick ♪
♪ And be the thing to free his psyche ♪
- ♪ Crikey! ♪
- ♪ Gonna knock 'em loose - ♪ Loose ♪
- ♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪
♪ Gonna knock 'em loose - ♪ Loose ♪
- ♪ Gonna knock those memories loose ♪
- ♪ Because she's Lynn ♪
♪ She always wins ♪
♪ And she'll knock his memory loose ♪
- ♪ I'm not sure there's a precedent ♪
♪ For this plan of attack ♪
♪ Hitting heads with balls and bats ♪
♪ May not get his memory back ♪
- ♪ Mm, so you're saying ♪
♪ I've been thinking way too small ♪
♪ Time to go much bigger! ♪
- ♪ I'm not saying that at all ♪
- ♪ I'll dress up like a wrestling champ ♪
♪ And on the ropes, I'll climb ♪
♪ And like a beast, I'll howl as I body slam his mind ♪
Aah!
- [groans]
[buzzer blares]
- [exhales pointedly] - Ow, my--
- So what do you think? [Louds grumbling]
- I think you should get these nice girls some ice packs.
- Nah, they can walk it off.
Rub some dirt on it, guys!
- I have something to say.
- Oh, yes.
We should all listen to Lori.
In one year, she's getting her college degree
and blazing the trail for all of you to follow.
Our soon-to-be college graduate,
the one, the only--
- Just stop.
Doh! Why is this so hard?
- Guess they don't teach public speaking at golf college.
- Bobby?
- Lori, the sooner you tell your family you're moving
back home, the sooner we can start our life together.
- Oh, Boo-boo Bear.
Are you sure I'm making the right decision?
- Are you kidding?
It'll be paradise.
[upbeat music]
♪ I'll get up every morning and head to the mercado ♪
♪ I'll stock the shelves all day for the family Santiago ♪
- ♪ I'll teach golf at the club ♪
♪ Keep that elbow nice and straight ♪
♪ I mostly work off tips ♪
♪ But I hear the tips are great ♪
- ♪ We'll come home tired and hungry ♪
♪ But I swear we'll make it work ♪
♪ I'll cook my mom's carnitas ♪
- ♪ Ooh, what's that? - ♪ Delicious pork ♪
- ♪ We're gonna be so happy - [vocalizing]
- ♪ I see it clear as day ♪
both: ♪ Our love will last forever ♪
♪ And forever starts today ♪
- This is literally the greatest decision
we've ever made.
- I know.
I'm figuratively gonna explode with excitement.
♪ ♪
both: ♪ Forever starts ♪
♪ Today ♪
- Ahh!
[whistle blows]
- That's the family meeting whistle.
- We should get one of those!
- ♪ It's time for a family meeting ♪
♪ Everybody sit down ♪
[indistinct murmuring] - This is awkward.
- ♪ That's right ♪
♪ We gotta have a family meeting ♪
♪ Come gather around ♪
both: ♪ It's time to jog Linc's memory ♪
- ♪ I wrote this song ♪
- ♪ You wrote it with me ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
♪ We can sing it together ♪
- ♪ But focus on me - ♪ Hey! ♪
♪ I'm right over here ♪
♪ You know, she's out of key ♪
- ♪ Let's not forget who we're doing this for ♪
- ♪ Well, I'm not the one who's keepin' score ♪
♪ I guess we'll just deal with this later ♪
- ♪ Yeah, that's fine with me ♪
♪ But you'll be sleepin' on the couch ♪
- ♪ That doesn't even rhyme ♪
both: ♪ Let's not fight in front of the kids ♪
♪ 'Cause, oh ♪
♪ We're too ♪
♪ Talented ♪
- So who wants to follow that?
[power winds down]
- Clincoln McCloud.
- What's that?
[upbeat funky music]
- [gasps] - Ooh.
- The greatest friendship in Royal Woods history.
Lemme tell you 'bout it.
♪ ♪
♪ Clincoln McCloud is the best of friends ♪
♪ We do everything together ♪
♪ We take down robots, hurl spitballs ♪
[together] ♪ And we'll be doing it forever ♪
- ♪ You're a really lucky guy with a big family ♪
♪ But you're kind of stuck with them ♪
all: ♪ But I chose you and you chose me ♪
- ♪ Because we're [together] ♪ Clincoln ♪
♪ Clincoln McCloud ♪
- ♪ Clincoln McCloud, y'all ♪
[together] ♪ Clincoln, Clincoln McCloud ♪
- ♪ You heard what I said ♪
♪ Clincoln McCloud [laughs]
all: ♪ That's both of our names ♪
- ♪ You make all of the plans ♪
all: ♪ And I share half of the blame ♪
- ♪ That's Clincoln McCloud ♪
all: ♪ A sweet portmanteau ♪
♪ You know what that means ♪
♪ It's you and me ♪
- ♪ Bro ♪
♪ The lemon bars I bake for you every time that I come over ♪
[together] ♪ Whoo-hoo ♪
- ♪ The complex handshake that we have ♪
♪ For every big sleepover ♪
- Oh, okay, here we go. Uh.
- ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Clydettes.
[together] ♪ Clincoln, Clincoln McCloud ♪
♪ Clincoln, Clincoln McCloud ♪
- Whoa. Whoa.
- ♪ Remember ♪
all: ♪ Clincoln McCloud ♪
- ♪ My favorite guys ♪
all: ♪ You hold me up ♪
- ♪ And I make you fly ♪
all: ♪ That's Clincoln McCloud ♪
- ♪ A cool play on words ♪
all: ♪ Some call us awesome ♪
♪ Some call us nerds ♪
- So it's Clincoln-- whoa!
- ♪ Clincoln McCloud ♪
♪ It's you and me ♪
all: ♪ I'll be by myself ♪
- ♪ If you lose these memories ♪
all: ♪ Can't have Clincoln McCloud ♪
- ♪ Without Lincoln Loud ♪
all: ♪ If you go away, I don't know who I'd be ♪
- ♪ If you go away ♪
♪ I don't know who I'd be ♪
- ♪ They tell me they're my family ♪
♪ Best friend for eternity ♪
♪ All these faces are unknown ♪
♪ And this just doesn't feel like home ♪
- This may seem insensitive,
but we all kind of have to pee.
- And other stuff.
- Go right ahead.
[indistinct chatter]
- Yes.
- Why don't I remember you?
- ♪ You've really lost your memory, it's true ♪
♪ We tried so hard to sing it back to you ♪
♪ And even though it's hard to rhyme ♪
♪ I really think that now is the time ♪
♪ To sing just what I want to say ♪
♪ I'm sad your life's been-- ♪
[toilet flushes]
[together] ♪ Flushed away ♪
♪ Your good times will be left behind ♪
♪ So long to yesterday ♪
- ♪ I have to tell them ♪
♪ Today is the day ♪
both: ♪ Together forever ♪
♪ It's the only way ♪
[together] ♪ Flushed away ♪
both: ♪ If only they could stare ♪
♪ In awe and disbelief ♪
♪ At our brand-new drop-dead gorgeous set ♪
♪ Of shiny pearly teeth ♪
[together] ♪ Flushed away ♪
♪ Our brother's brain went down the drain ♪
♪ Will he just fade ♪
♪ Away? ♪
- ♪ This is our moment ♪
- ♪ Here comes our song ♪
both: ♪ We're ready to show them ♪
♪ Everyone's gone ♪
- ♪ I wish I felt the way they do ♪
♪ But instead, I'm all alone ♪
♪ This house they love, where I once lived ♪
♪ It just doesn't feel like home ♪
[together] ♪ It doesn't feel ♪
♪ Like home ♪
both: We're the Louds!
[together] ♪ We're the Louds ♪
♪ Singing proud ♪
♪ We're the Louds ♪
- ♪ Looks like we rocked this jammy-jammy ♪
- ♪ I still can't wait to meet my family ♪
- ♪ Oh, someone go and fetch our son ♪
all: ♪ So the Louds can get this done ♪
- Yeah!