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♪ Crashing through
the crowded halls ♪

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♪ Dodging girls
like ping-pong balls ♪

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♪ Just to reach
the bathroom on time ♪

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♪ Leaping over laundry piles ♪

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♪ Diapers you can smell
for miles ♪

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♪ Guy's gotta do
what he can to survive ♪

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♪ In the Loud House
In the Loud House ♪

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♪ Duck, dodge, push and shove,
that's how we show our love ♪

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♪ In the Loud House
In the Loud House ♪

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♪ One boy and ten girls ♪

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♪ Wouldn't trade it
for the world ♪

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♪ Loud House ♪

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♪ Loud, Loud House

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Poo poo!

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♪♪

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♪ mellow western music plays ♪

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[grunts] Whoo-wee!

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It's hotter than a pig
in a pepper patch!

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Okay, I got the ice!

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Get ready to chill.

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[screams] Oof!

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There's gotta be a better way
to stay cool.

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Actually...

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Oh. No. Never mind.

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-What?
-Come on! Tell us!

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-Spill it, Zhau.
-Okay, fine.

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Know how I'm neighbors
with Principal Ramirez?

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Well I'm house-sitting for her
this weekend

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while she's at
some teachers conference and...

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-she has a pool!
-That's amazing!

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-Sweet!
-Now you tell us!

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Technically she never said
I could use it.

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I'm just supposed
to water the plants

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and feed her birds and stuff.

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But I guess I could ask.

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I don't see
why she wouldn't let us!

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Please, Stella!
I feel like I'm melting!

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[dramatic groaning]

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[water splashes]

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There. Text sent! Now we wait...

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Uh, guys?
Can we wait at her house?

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I think Lily wants
her pool back.

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[Lily grumbles]

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[squawks]

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[squawks]

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-Stella's here!
-[squawks] Hello!

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Hey, guys. Here ya go.

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[all gasp]

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♪ peaceful music playing ♪

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[all marvel]

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Ooh!

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This is exactly what we needed!

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Did she text back yet?

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Negative. We shouldn't go in
until we hear back,

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so just hang out until then.

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Better re-apply my sunscreen.

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Gotta protect my epiderm.
Know what I mean?

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[groans]

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Check it out!

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Dibs on the inflatable swan!

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-[all gasp]
-Let's go look!

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-[Clyde blows whistle]
-♪ military music plays ♪

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No running!

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♪ music stops ♪

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Sorry. Reflex.

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My dads made me get
lifeguard training

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before I was allowed
to bathe alone.

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[chuckles nervously]

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Well, I've pre-floated
all the floaties.

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Come on, Ramirez,
send that text!

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Sorry, guys. Still nothing.

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[groans] It's so hot!

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[long sad groan]

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Ugh!
What if she never texts back?

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What if she lost her phone?
Or her mind?

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You know how wild
teacher conferences get.

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You know what?
I'm just gonna dip my toe in.

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♪ suspenseful music plays ♪

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Ah!

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Aw shucks. Don't matter
if it's a toe or a head, right?

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[inhales deeply]

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Ah! Sweet relief!

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Hmm... Ah!

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Look at that.
Some leaves got in the pool.

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Well, I'd better skim them off.
It's the right thing to do.

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Oh yeah...

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Hmm... [gasps] Aha!

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-♪ music intensifies
-Oh, no! Look at that!

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Principal Ramirez wouldn't want
a gnome in the pool!

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-♪ music stops
-[gasps] Guys, no, we can't--

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[water splashes]

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-[laughs]
-Ah, yeah!

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Eh, what the heck?
I'm sure it'll be fine.

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-♪ relaxing music plays
-Pool party!

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Huh?

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Ah!

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Yee-haw!

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Who's ready for more
of Chef Clyde's

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famous tropical smoothies?

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Cheers to Stella, the pool party
hostess with the mostest!

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Rusty Spokes, cannonball!

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Ah! This is the life.

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[cell phone chimes]

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You guys, Principal Ramirez
finally texted back!

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It's about time!
Make sure to thank her for us.

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-♪ tense music plays
-Uh, guys...

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She texted a thumbs down emoji,
an angry face emoji,

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and an explosion emoji.

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She super does notwant us
in the pool!

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-[yelps] Oh, no!
-[cell phone chimes]

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She sent another text.

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Car emoji.

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Back-in-an-hour clock emoji!

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[gasps]

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Everybody out!

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[both gasp, effort grunts]

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[screams in panic]

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[effort grunts]

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Bummer.
Why she gotta be like that?

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-Whoa!
-Rusty! This is serious!

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Okay, okay.

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Just give the Rust-dawg
ten more minutes of tanning.

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[screams]

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-[thuds]
-[Rusty] Oof!

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[groans]

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Okay, guys, we gotta get this
all cleaned up

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before Ramirez gets back.

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-Yep, on it!
-We gotcha.

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And, Lincoln, can you please
refill the pool?

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The water level went down

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thanks to Rusty's relentless
cannonballing.

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That wasn't me, Stella!

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A Spokes cannonball
is graceful, elegant,

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and barely disturbs the surface
of the water. Watch.

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-♪ action musical stinger
-Cannonball!

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[gasps] Ugh.

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The prosecution rests.

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-♪ playful montage music plays
-[effort grunts]

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Get. In. There. Ah!

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[gulps, chitters]

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[groans] Rusty!

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Freshly cleaned towels!

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[gasps] Whoa!

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Aw.

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♪ music fades out ♪

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That should be everything.

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The only evidence
is my intense, nagging guilt.

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Thank you, guys.
Now you better go.

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Principal Ramirez will be here
in 20 minutes.

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-Later, Steller!
-Good luck!

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Don't be nervous.

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There's no way Ramirez

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will know we used the pool.

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[parrot squawks]

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There's no way Ramirez

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will know we used the pool!

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Did they just... ?

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[squawks] Pool party!

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They're repeating what we said!

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Those feather-heads
are gonna rat us out!

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Oh no, they won't.

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[panicked squawking]

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You're not taping
their beaks shut, Kara!

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[all sigh]

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Wait, guys!

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There's no reason why Ramirez
would think

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they're talking about us.

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Rusty Spokes, cannonball!

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Phew. It's just Rusty.

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Kara! Not cool, dawg!

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Stella, pool party hostess
with the mostest! [squawks]

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[squawks]
Chef Clyde's tropical smoothies!

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[sighs] We're toast.

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Welp. There goes
my recommendation to U of M.

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No, I'm the one she trusted.

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And it was my idea.

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I'll tell her it was
all my fault.

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Thanks for doing that, Stell.

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You are a lifesaver.

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[yelps]

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We are not letting you
go down for this.

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There has to be something
we can do.

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Hmm... [gasps] I have an idea!

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Maybe if we teach the birds
a bunch of new phrases,

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that'll cancel out
all the pool-related ones.

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[chuckles] Yeah! Worth a shot!

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-[action music playing on TV]
-Hasta la bye-bye, chump!

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[rumbling explosion]

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[squawks]
Hasta la bye-bye, chump.

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[imitates explosion]

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It's working!

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Rusty Spokes, cannonball!

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Darn!

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Why am I being singled out?!

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Maybe it's not enough
to teach them new phrases.

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We have to make them
forget the old ones.

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[Lincoln]
You are getting very sleepy.

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You will fall into a deep sleep

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and forget
all about the pool party.

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[parrots] Ah!

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[squawks]

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-[moans]
-Uh-oh.

203
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I think Zach caught
some stray hypno-rays.

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[grunts]

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[groans] Where am ??
Why am I looking at birds?

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They aren't saying anything,
so I think it worked!

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Yeah! They forgot all about
the pool party, Lincoln!

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[squawks] Pool party, Lincoln!

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Oopsie.

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Ugh, I gotta start over again.

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Don't bother, yo!

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I just came up
with a better idea!

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-[engine revs]
-Thanks, D-Dawg!

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♪ intriguing music playing ♪

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Cousin Derek
comes through again!

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I sent him a picture
and he got three identical birds

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in under 30 minutes!

218
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I still don't feel good

219
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about replacing Ramirez's birds.

220
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It's only until Lisa
can wipe their memory.

221
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We can sneak them back here
next week.

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Behold!

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-♪ music abruptly stops
-[squawks]

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Rusty! These birds look nothing
like Ramirez's!

225
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Relax! Cousin Derek
also sold me bird paint.

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Oh! Missed a spot!

227
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Done!

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I must admit,
they don't look that bad.

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If you squint.

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-Buongiorno!
-Come stai?!

231
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Rusty!
These birds speak Italian!

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Yo, fuhgeddaboudit!

233
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Not that one.
He's from New York.

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Either way,
Principal Ramirez is gonna know

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they're not her birds!

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[cell phone chimes]

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It's her! "Five minutes away.

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Car emoji, smiley face emoji."

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She's really going hard
on the emojis.

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Welp. Guess I'll have
to face the music.

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No, we all will.

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How you doin'?

243
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Not great.
But thanks for asking.

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♪ tense musical transition ♪

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There you go.
Sorry for all the trouble, guys.

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-[car horn honks]
-[gasps] Ramirez is back!

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Rusty, you gotta do something
with those birds!

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Uh, uh... Oh!

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-[birds squawk]
-Problemosolved.

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[gasps]

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Principal Ramirez!

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I bet you're wondering why
we're all standing here

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in our swimmin' costumes.

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Not really. [gasps]

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There you are! My babies!

256
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Oh! Mommy missed you!
Mwah! Mwah!

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-Rusty Spokes, cannonball!
-♪ tense music plays ♪

258
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[squawks] Stella's pool party!

259
00:10:11,275 --> 00:10:13,310
Hasta la bye-bye, chump!

260
00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,689
-Yeah, about that.
-♪ music stops ♪

261
00:10:14,793 --> 00:10:15,758
We can explain.

262
00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:17,275
We really messed up.

263
00:10:17,413 --> 00:10:19,413
We used the pool
before we got your text.

264
00:10:19,551 --> 00:10:21,172
We're really sorry.

265
00:10:21,241 --> 00:10:22,586
-Yeah.
-[sighs]

266
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:24,655
I'll just go
to community college.

267
00:10:24,724 --> 00:10:27,034
Wait, wait, wait. I'm confused.

268
00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:30,241
I told you to use the pool.
Didn't you read my text?

269
00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:33,034
The one
with the angry face emoji?

270
00:10:33,103 --> 00:10:34,241
Angry face?

271
00:10:34,379 --> 00:10:37,413
I thought that was
the "It's hot" emoji! See?

272
00:10:37,517 --> 00:10:40,862
I said,
"I'm down. It's super hot.

273
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:42,379
Swimming is the bomb."

274
00:10:42,482 --> 00:10:45,827
My conference, "Bridging the
Generation Gap with Students,"

275
00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:48,551
had a seminar on emojis
and popular slang!

276
00:10:48,689 --> 00:10:50,103
-[sighs in relief]
-Phew!

277
00:10:50,241 --> 00:10:51,413
-Back to U of M!
-Sweet relief!

278
00:10:51,517 --> 00:10:54,862
So, I appreciate your honesty,
my dudes,

279
00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:57,137
but it looks like
everything's gravy!

280
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:59,931
-Now shall we hit the H20?
-♪ relaxing music plays ♪

281
00:11:00,068 --> 00:11:02,827
If that means "let's swim,"
we're in!

282
00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:11,137
Okay, remember, you gotta
really engage your core

283
00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:12,724
to get the optimum splash!

284
00:11:12,793 --> 00:11:16,103
Principal Ramirez, cannonball!

285
00:11:16,172 --> 00:11:17,655
[gasps, yelps]

286
00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:21,448
-Hey, I'm squawkin' here!
-♪ music stops

287
00:11:21,586 --> 00:11:23,482
♪♪

288
00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:39,206
Paraag! Guess what I found
posted on the bulletin bean?

289
00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,689
Is it my mid-sneeze
yearbook photo?

290
00:11:41,827 --> 00:11:44,896
My younger sister's been posting
those everywhere.

291
00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:46,758
-♪ comical musical stinger
-Ooh... yeah.

292
00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:48,448
We really should
take those down.

293
00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:51,379
Pretty rough, buddy.
But look at this!

294
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:53,034
That wealthy guy
from Huntington Oaks,

295
00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:56,689
Reginald Robertson Riley III,
is awarding an artist grant.

296
00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:59,517
The winner will be
a gifted high school student

297
00:11:59,620 --> 00:12:01,724
who dazzles him
and a live audience

298
00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:04,034
in a performance piece
of their choice!

299
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:08,034
Ooh! I could have a coffee cup
balancing act!

300
00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,206
-[kettle whistle blows]
-Uh...

301
00:12:10,344 --> 00:12:11,793
[pained scream]

302
00:12:11,862 --> 00:12:14,862
Why didn't I start
with cold brew?

303
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,551
If I wanna win this,
I gotta whip up

304
00:12:17,655 --> 00:12:19,172
-a new comedy act!
-[door opens]

305
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:20,344
Check it out!

306
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,551
That Triple R guy
is awarding a grant.

307
00:12:22,655 --> 00:12:25,689
I'm gonna write a song
and go from rocking the casbah

308
00:12:25,793 --> 00:12:27,965
to rocking with cash, brah!

309
00:12:28,034 --> 00:12:29,758
-[grunts] Ah!
-[objects clatter]

310
00:12:29,862 --> 00:12:33,275
[shivering]
Cold brew is even worse.

311
00:12:33,379 --> 00:12:34,793
My bad, Paraag!

312
00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,172
Ohh... I was just saying

313
00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:38,241
how I'm gonna enter
that competition.

314
00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:40,206
But I don't want
to go up against you.

315
00:12:40,310 --> 00:12:42,724
You should totally go for it,
little sis!

316
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:45,379
No competition is gonna
come between us.

317
00:12:45,482 --> 00:12:46,655
Hey! You're right!

318
00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,517
We can even help
with each other's acts!

319
00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,655
Exactly!

320
00:12:49,724 --> 00:12:52,275
We'll be each other's
biggest fans.

321
00:12:52,379 --> 00:12:53,586
[tuning guitar]

322
00:12:53,689 --> 00:12:55,896
To give you more time
to work on your song,

323
00:12:56,034 --> 00:12:58,931
I covered your bathroom
cleaning duty. [chuckles]

324
00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:00,931
Mr. Coconuts' tiny hands
were perfect

325
00:13:01,068 --> 00:13:02,724
for reaching
those trickier spots.

326
00:13:02,827 --> 00:13:05,862
-♪ ominous musical stinger
-Oh, the horrors I've seen.

327
00:13:05,931 --> 00:13:07,758
Wow! Thanks, sis!

328
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:10,448
-You're the best!
-[tires screech]

329
00:13:10,896 --> 00:13:14,310
[sniffs] Mmm! I knew
I smelled drama brewing.

330
00:13:14,448 --> 00:13:17,793
[sniffs] You two are
in some sort of competition.

331
00:13:17,896 --> 00:13:19,758
-In the performing arts?
-[both gasp]

332
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,000
-[both yelp]
-And there's money involved!

333
00:13:22,103 --> 00:13:24,448
Ooh! This is going to get messy.

334
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:25,931
No mess here, dude.

335
00:13:26,068 --> 00:13:27,241
We're rooting for each other

336
00:13:27,310 --> 00:13:28,517
and have already decided

337
00:13:28,620 --> 00:13:32,448
a win for either of us
is a win for both of us!

338
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,689
Uh-huh. Sure. [sniffs]

339
00:13:34,793 --> 00:13:36,620
Ooh! I smell more drama!

340
00:13:36,758 --> 00:13:39,482
Bobby accidentally liked
another girl's photo!

341
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:41,862
-[tires screeching]
-[both coughing]

342
00:13:42,586 --> 00:13:44,137
Thanks for helping me loosen up.

343
00:13:44,275 --> 00:13:46,379
My funny bone's
been acting up lately.

344
00:13:46,448 --> 00:13:48,482
Anytime, sis.

345
00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:50,655
[humming]

346
00:13:50,758 --> 00:13:53,310
I made you some herbal tea
to soothe your vocal cords.

347
00:13:53,448 --> 00:13:55,000
I even used fresh mint!

348
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:58,137
-Ho-ho, yeah, thanks.
-My pleasure.

349
00:13:59,103 --> 00:14:00,827
[Luna] And voilà!

350
00:14:00,931 --> 00:14:03,827
Some snacks
to help inspire Luan.

351
00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:06,172
-[lively comical music playing]
-[laughter]

352
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,379
I think that's the hardest
I've ever laughed.

353
00:14:11,482 --> 00:14:13,862
Lily laugh so hard go pee-pee!

354
00:14:13,965 --> 00:14:15,000
[laughter]

355
00:14:15,103 --> 00:14:18,172
Man, her act
must be totally rad.

356
00:14:18,241 --> 00:14:21,206
I've gotta up my game if I want
to stand a chance against her.

357
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:24,896
Less cured meats,
more sick beats!

358
00:14:27,827 --> 00:14:29,310
[Luan]
You can polish Luna's guitar,

359
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:32,827
but leave me some varnish.
I got a date Saturday!

360
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,758
[both humming]

361
00:14:34,827 --> 00:14:36,896
Whoa. What's up with you two?

362
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,827
Luna played her number for us,

363
00:14:38,896 --> 00:14:42,034
and it really got my gluteus
moving to the maximus.

364
00:14:42,896 --> 00:14:45,000
Gasp. Is this what
it feels like to be...

365
00:14:45,103 --> 00:14:47,275
-♪ pleasant musical interlude
-...alive?

366
00:14:48,034 --> 00:14:51,482
[shudders] I need to go lie down
in my coffin for a while.

367
00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:55,344
If Luna's act is good enough
to give Lucy a pulse,

368
00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,827
our act isn't gonna cut it,
toots.

369
00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,241
You're right!
We need a new angle.

370
00:15:00,344 --> 00:15:01,689
[rhythmic thudding]

371
00:15:01,793 --> 00:15:04,344
[gasps] My pogo-cycle is here!

372
00:15:04,448 --> 00:15:06,827
[effort grunts]

373
00:15:06,896 --> 00:15:08,310
Ooh! What'd you get?

374
00:15:09,137 --> 00:15:10,379
Uhh... nothing!

375
00:15:10,482 --> 00:15:12,275
-[chuckles nervously]
-Hmm...

376
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:13,827
[voice from door]
Boris has arrived!

377
00:15:13,931 --> 00:15:16,793
-♪ disco music playing
-And he has the choreo down!

378
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:21,000
Oh! Watch out!
Can't stop Boris now!

379
00:15:21,103 --> 00:15:22,482
♪ music fades out ♪

380
00:15:22,586 --> 00:15:24,000
[nervous grunts]

381
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:27,689
Are you adding backup dancers
to your act?

382
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,586
What? Psht. Naw!

383
00:15:29,724 --> 00:15:32,758
I'd never take advantage
of Boris' super hollow

384
00:15:32,896 --> 00:15:34,896
and flexible bones
for backup dancing.

385
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,068
Right, Boris?

386
00:15:36,206 --> 00:15:38,206
♪ intriguing music plays ♪

387
00:15:38,275 --> 00:15:39,896
-Well, gotta go.
-See ya!

388
00:15:40,517 --> 00:15:42,413
-♪ comical musical transition ♪
-[crickets chirping]

389
00:15:42,517 --> 00:15:45,965
[Luan]
Alright, here we go and...

390
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,172
[plays cheery horn jingle]

391
00:15:49,724 --> 00:15:52,000
Dude, what's with the... Huh?!

392
00:15:53,103 --> 00:15:55,103
[yelps, grunts]

393
00:15:55,862 --> 00:15:58,413
Oh! Look at that, it's bedtime!

394
00:15:58,517 --> 00:16:00,620
[yawns] Good night!

395
00:16:01,379 --> 00:16:02,379
Hmm...

396
00:16:03,310 --> 00:16:05,827
[Luna] Huh. Luan has clearly
raised her game.

397
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:07,965
I gotta see
what I'm up against.

398
00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:10,172
-[yelps, groans]
-[snoring]

399
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:11,896
[snoring]

400
00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:13,103
Phew.

401
00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:17,137
-[beeps]
-[plays cheery horn jingle]

402
00:16:17,896 --> 00:16:20,448
-Huh? What?
-[jingle continues]

403
00:16:21,137 --> 00:16:23,620
-[exaggerated snoring]
-[growls] Hmm.

404
00:16:24,758 --> 00:16:26,551
[rock music playing loudly]

405
00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:31,482
If she is snooping on my act,
I have every right to see hers!

406
00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,241
[rock music continues]

407
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,827
Hmm.

408
00:16:39,344 --> 00:16:41,103
-[machine beeps]
-[fog whooshing]

409
00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:44,241
[rock music continues]

410
00:16:45,034 --> 00:16:48,655
Oh! Dang it! I can't see
anything through all this fog.

411
00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:56,689
So, how's your act going, Luan?

412
00:16:57,241 --> 00:16:58,413
I don't know, Lola.

413
00:16:58,482 --> 00:17:01,000
Why don't you ask Luna
how my act is going.

414
00:17:02,655 --> 00:17:04,413
What's that supposed to mean?

415
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:07,724
Oh, I think youknow.

416
00:17:09,172 --> 00:17:11,310
[sighs] Ponchos out, people.

417
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:15,793
Hey, Leni, can you pass
the chicken pot spy--

418
00:17:15,896 --> 00:17:18,172
Oh, sorry, pie.

419
00:17:18,724 --> 00:17:22,344
[scoffs] Excuse me?
I don't like your drone.

420
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:24,551
Oops, I mean tone.

421
00:17:24,689 --> 00:17:26,689
I knew there'd be drama!

422
00:17:26,793 --> 00:17:28,241
Good thing I came prepared!

423
00:17:28,862 --> 00:17:31,000
-Okay, real talk.
-♪ tense music plays

424
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:33,241
What the heck happened to us
supporting each other?!

425
00:17:33,344 --> 00:17:35,655
I mean, spying on me? Seriously?

426
00:17:35,724 --> 00:17:37,000
Give me a break, dude.

427
00:17:37,068 --> 00:17:38,827
I caught you doing
the same exact thing!

428
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:41,379
Admit it!
All you care about is winning!

429
00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,482
Like you're any better!

430
00:17:43,586 --> 00:17:45,034
-♪ music stops
-Am I supposed to pass

431
00:17:45,137 --> 00:17:47,586
the chicken pot pie or not?

432
00:17:47,724 --> 00:17:49,172
-You know what? Whatever.
-♪ music resumes ♪

433
00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:52,482
From now on,
it's every sister for herself!

434
00:17:52,586 --> 00:17:54,758
-Fine! Works for me!
-♪ music stops ♪

435
00:17:55,655 --> 00:17:57,275
[Luan] Wow.
That was a big lunch!

436
00:17:57,379 --> 00:17:59,793
Hope you left room for dessert!

437
00:18:00,551 --> 00:18:01,931
[laughing]

438
00:18:02,034 --> 00:18:04,275
-[whimpers]
-♪ tense musical stinger ♪

439
00:18:04,413 --> 00:18:05,586
[rock music plays]

440
00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:08,724
[plays funky keyboard chord]

441
00:18:08,793 --> 00:18:09,931
[gong resonates]

442
00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:11,448
Whoa!

443
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,827
♪ whimsical music playing ♪

444
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:18,206
Whoa!

445
00:18:18,310 --> 00:18:19,448
[clattering]

446
00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,862
[plays rock guitar solo]

447
00:18:21,931 --> 00:18:23,172
[noisemakers blare]

448
00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:26,931
-[nervously] Oh...
-♪ tense musical stinger ♪

449
00:18:29,931 --> 00:18:31,620
-[yelps]
-[puppets clatter]

450
00:18:32,068 --> 00:18:35,896
Hey! Your fog machine
just gave my puppets whiplash!

451
00:18:35,965 --> 00:18:38,965
Fine. I'll put it
in the passenger seat.

452
00:18:39,103 --> 00:18:40,551
[gasps] That's my seat!

453
00:18:40,655 --> 00:18:42,793
Why don't you just take out
this amp!

454
00:18:42,896 --> 00:18:45,862
[gasps] Why don't you take out
your pogo-cycle!

455
00:18:45,965 --> 00:18:47,103
[both] Grrrr!

456
00:18:47,206 --> 00:18:49,379
And where will Boris sit?

457
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,172
-Wah!
-[rock music playing loudly]

458
00:18:52,241 --> 00:18:54,206
[grunts]

459
00:18:54,275 --> 00:18:55,586
[grumbles]

460
00:18:56,103 --> 00:18:58,413
[warm-up vocalization]

461
00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:01,172
I can't concentrate
when you're doing that!

462
00:19:01,793 --> 00:19:03,689
[repeats vocalization loudly]

463
00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:04,620
[screams]

464
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:05,482
[tires screech]

465
00:19:05,586 --> 00:19:08,172
♪ tense music playing ♪

466
00:19:08,310 --> 00:19:10,551
-[Luan and Luna cough]
-[Boris] Ah!

467
00:19:10,689 --> 00:19:12,551
-[all scream]
-[car crashes]

468
00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:15,034
[sputtering deflation]

469
00:19:15,137 --> 00:19:16,551
[grunting]

470
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,310
Show business is no place
for Boris.

471
00:19:20,413 --> 00:19:23,206
It tears families apart.

472
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:25,724
[sobbing]

473
00:19:27,655 --> 00:19:29,034
He's right.

474
00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:32,586
I can't believe I let things
get so heated between us.

475
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:34,517
No, this is my fault.

476
00:19:34,620 --> 00:19:36,551
I was so nervous
going up against you

477
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:38,655
because I knew you'd be amazing.

478
00:19:38,793 --> 00:19:40,137
You were nervous?

479
00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:42,896
I knew your act was gonna slay
and I didn't want

480
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,517
to embarrass myself out there.

481
00:19:44,655 --> 00:19:47,551
It's tough having
such a talented sister.

482
00:19:47,655 --> 00:19:48,827
Tell me about it!

483
00:19:48,965 --> 00:19:50,310
[both chuckle]

484
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:53,655
I'm so sorry we ever let
the competition get between us.

485
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:56,896
From now on sisterhood comes
before anything else.

486
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,862
For real this time.

487
00:19:58,965 --> 00:20:00,413
Not that it matters.

488
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:02,965
I can't do my act now anyway.

489
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,482
Me neither.
My gear is totally busted.

490
00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:08,793
After all of that, now neither
of us has a chance at winning.

491
00:20:10,275 --> 00:20:11,724
♪ uplifting music plays ♪

492
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:15,310
Unless...
Quick! Grab everything you can.

493
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,172
♪ music fades ♪

494
00:20:17,896 --> 00:20:20,068
[announcer]
Please welcome our next act:

495
00:20:20,172 --> 00:20:21,862
Luan and Luna Loud!

496
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,448
[cheers and applause]

497
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:27,862
-One, two, buckle my shoe!
-♪ lively music plays

498
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:31,000
♪ When my passion for the stage
is a little bit outrageous ♪

499
00:20:31,103 --> 00:20:33,655
♪ I gotta keep
my sister in mind ♪

500
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:37,310
♪ Every time I get
just a little too ambitious ♪

501
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:40,000
♪ I gotta keep
my sister in mind ♪

502
00:20:40,827 --> 00:20:43,000
♪ If we can keep our egos
in line ♪

503
00:20:43,103 --> 00:20:46,413
♪ I got a feeling
that we're gonna be fine ♪

504
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,862
♪ I say it to my sister ♪

505
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,482
♪ Don't say it in a whisper ♪

506
00:20:49,551 --> 00:20:52,103
♪ I gotta keep my sister
in mind ♪

507
00:20:52,206 --> 00:20:55,137
-[music ends]
-[cheering and applause]

508
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,827
[drumroll]

509
00:20:59,344 --> 00:21:01,896
Congratulations, Paraag!
[chuckles]

510
00:21:02,482 --> 00:21:05,241
Now smile for the camera!

511
00:21:05,344 --> 00:21:06,896
Ah... Ah...

512
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:08,551
Ahchoo!

513
00:21:09,344 --> 00:21:11,724
Aww! Not again!

514
00:21:12,275 --> 00:21:14,068
Oh, good for Paraag.

515
00:21:14,137 --> 00:21:15,586
That pumpkin spice latte

516
00:21:15,655 --> 00:21:18,103
-really made his act sing.
-Yeah!

517
00:21:18,206 --> 00:21:21,965
Ladies, I want you to know
it was a very close race.

518
00:21:22,103 --> 00:21:25,103
The two of you
were simply marvelous!

519
00:21:25,241 --> 00:21:29,482
But how does one compete
with the sheer majesty

520
00:21:29,586 --> 00:21:32,103
of those balancing coffee cups?

521
00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:35,827
Still, I am eager to see
what you two do next.

522
00:21:37,137 --> 00:21:38,413
[excited squeal]

523
00:21:38,482 --> 00:21:40,448
And we pulled that together
at the last minute!

524
00:21:40,586 --> 00:21:43,275
Think what we could do
with a little more prep?

525
00:21:43,413 --> 00:21:45,896
Maybe we really
have something here.

526
00:21:45,965 --> 00:21:48,793
I bet I can get us a gig
at the Burnt Bean!

527
00:21:49,551 --> 00:21:51,275
Sorry there isn't
any more drama.

528
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,413
Are you bummed
they're getting along again?

529
00:21:53,482 --> 00:21:54,965
Nah. I'm happy for 'em.

530
00:21:55,103 --> 00:21:56,448
[sniffs] Besides...

531
00:21:56,551 --> 00:21:57,931
I just sniffed that Gramps

532
00:21:58,068 --> 00:21:59,896
butt-dialed his old flame.

533
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:02,517
This is gonna be juicy!

534
00:22:03,206 --> 00:22:04,965
[tires screech]

535
00:22:06,689 --> 00:22:09,034
♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪

536
00:22:09,172 --> 00:22:11,137
♪ May sound bad
but ain't the case ♪

537
00:22:11,241 --> 00:22:14,172
♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪

538
00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:16,655
♪ Duck and dodge
and push and shove ♪

539
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:18,965
♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪

540
00:22:19,034 --> 00:22:22,068
♪ In the Loud House
Loud House ♪

541
00:22:22,172 --> 00:22:23,482
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪

542
00:22:23,586 --> 00:22:24,793
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪

543
00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:26,172
♪ Stand in line to take a pee ♪

544
00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:27,482
♪ Never any privacy ♪

545
00:22:27,586 --> 00:22:29,758
♪ Chaos with 11 kids ♪

546
00:22:29,862 --> 00:22:33,655
♪ That's the way it always is
in the Loud House ♪