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Today is a big day.
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Today is the day
Lincoln Loud becomes a man.
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And I am super pumped.
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I've always been known
as the man with the plan,
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but tonight I'm going
to take it up a notch.
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My best friend Clyde and I
will be watching
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the "Rip Hardcore
Midnight Marathon"
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and getting our official
Macho Man badges.
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Ooh!
Watch my midnight marathon.
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Yeah!
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Put in promo code "MACHOMAN."
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Oh, yeah. Macho!
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And I will personally send
you your Macho Man badge.
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Macho Man badges
are not gender specific.
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Rip Hardcore
isn't just super ripped.
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He's super woke
and super ripped.
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I am totally getting
that Macho Man badge!
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There's nothing
cooler than a badge.
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That's why I want to join
the FBI as a badge maker.
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Maybe I'll even
grow some chest hair.
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Too pink?
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When you're the only boy
in the family with 10 sisters,
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you learn two things.
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Number one, always
put the toilet seat down
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when you're finished.
- Ahh!
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Lincoln!
- My bad.
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- Where's my lucky guitar pick?
- And number two--
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Hey, stinkhead.
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You got to reserve
your TV time.
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Hops farted again!
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I've even staked out
my favorite spot on the couch.
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Guess this one's out of flips.
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The only thing left to do
is prepare the midnight snacks.
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Ah, the life of a chef.
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Poor guy works too hard.
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Dad? Dad?
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Step aside, Lincoln.
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This is a job
for my gag flower.
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Does that thing even work?
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OK, then.
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And now it's out of water.
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Where am I? What day is it?
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Did I miss my half birthday?
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My dad loves
his half birthday.
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Last thing I remember
is coming into the kitchen
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to fix a late-night chocolate
cake for my half birthday,
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which I love.
- Told you.
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Hello, father.
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Lucy scared the ding-dang
dickens out of me,
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but only because it was
the middle of the night.
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She doesn't scare me
during the day anymore.
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I don't see what's
so scary about me.
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I'll get that later.
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What were you doing up
in the middle
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of the night anyway?
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If you must know,
I've been up 58 hours straight
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for my mortician club's
Three Nights of Fright.
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58 hours?
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Lincoln,
family meeting whistle.
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Another two-hour meeting
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where Dad goes on
like an old man.
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- Order!
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Order!
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Zip it, people!
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Your father said order.
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That I did.
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Now--
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as some of you may have heard--
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We know!
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Tomorrow is your half birthday!
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Tomorrow is my half birthday.
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But that's not what
this meeting's about.
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But feel free to mark
it in your calendars.
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Moving on.
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Lucy--
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What?
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Has been up
for three days straight.
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And last night, she scared
the bejesus out of me.
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So there's going to be
a new rule around here.
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Probably going to be no
more sneaking up on people.
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- You think so?
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You should really
start wearing a bell.
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And the new rule is--
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Everyone goes to bed
before midnight,
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not one minute later.
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No!
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This isn't fair!
It's Lucy's fault!
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Why should we have to suffer?
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Exactly, Dad.
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Order!
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Order!
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Don't make me have to count.
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Here we go.
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1, 2--
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You did it, honey.
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Sorry I had to be
so harsh with them.
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In this house, it's all
for one and one for all.
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And Lucy's not the first kid
to make a mistake.
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Yeah, Mom's right.
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You've all been responsible
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for new rules around here.
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What?
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You said we could have
one bowl of ice cream.
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New rule!
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One normal-sized bowl
of ice cream per kid.
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By the way,
we're out of mint chip.
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- Really? The whole time?
- The whole time.
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Don't worry.
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El Diablo won't hurt you.
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I found him in the sewer.
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New rule.
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No bringing home stray pets.
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Sorry, Mud Pie.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
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It is not up for debate!
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Effective today, no one
stays up past midnight.
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Now I'm going to go clean
and repair Vanzilla.
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I don't want to do it tomorrow
because tomorrow
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is my, uh, half--
- We know!
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Oh.
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Feel free to mark it
in your calendars.
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I need to come up
with a plan.
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This is not fair.
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Man, that guy's obsessed
with his half birthday.
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Bingo!
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OK, so here's the plan.
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Tonight at midnight,
you guys take Dad out
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to Jean Juan's French Mex
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for a half birthday celebration.
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I will stay here and watch
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the "Rip Hardcore
Midnight Marathon"
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and get my Macho Man badge.
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Look, Lincoln, I'm only home
from college for two days.
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And we all have
a lot of stuff to do.
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So if you want us to help you,
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you're going to have to help us
with our stuff.
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- Yeah.
- What do you need help with?
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Clyde? Got a code--
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Red?
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How did you know that?
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Let's just say
I "red" your mind.
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OK.
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Clyde and I will help
you with your stuff,
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but we have to get moving
because the clock is ticking.
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Macho.
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Clincoln McCloud,
let's do this.
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Hah!
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I need you to help me
brush my pageant wigs.
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Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
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Good job.
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Here's the rest of them.
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Oh.
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There's more.
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Somebody stole
my boss's tofu sandwich
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from the break room at work,
and now she wants all of us
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to take a lie detector test.
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I need to practice
telling the truth.
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Any time you lie, it buzzes.
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OK, you're not the only
sister I have to help.
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How long will this take?
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It'll go really fast.
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Kind of fast.
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It might take
a really long time.
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But just ask me
an easy question.
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- Am I your favorite brother?
- Yes.
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Leni, I'm your only brother.
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I know, but sometimes you
can be a little annoying.
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Pretty annoying.
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OK, fine.
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You're really annoying.
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OK, so I need
a really funny closing joke
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for my comedy act.
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What do you think?
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Have a great night.
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And if you're driving home,
please take a car.
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Oh my gosh,
that is so funny.
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Great job. 'Kay, bye.
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Not so fast.
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I got about 50 other options,
and you're not leaving
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until you hear them all.
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Two fish are in a tank,
and one of them says,
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how do you drive this thing?
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Why did the chicken cross
the playground?
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To get to the other slide.
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Bobby literally
sent me the most
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romantic anniversary text.
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I tried to send him one,
but I think I need your help.
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I'm sure what
you wrote is great.
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"Bobby, I literally love
that you never litter.
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"If you literally ever litter,
you pick it up later,
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"which is literally
not littering.
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Happy anniversary."
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Was that awful?
- Literally.
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Tomorrow is my hockey team's
championship game,
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and I need to come up with
the perfect motivational speech
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to, uh--
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- Motivate them?
- Yes!
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See, this is why I need you,
Mr. Good-with-Words Guy.
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Let me give you
what I got so far.
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We got to win this game,
you space wasters!
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- Oh!
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I'm entering Todd
in a robotics competition,
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and it seems another contestant
also has a robot named Todd.
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Why can't he change
his robot name?
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His Todd was named after his
recently deceased grandfather.
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Some guys have all the luck.
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So you need me to come up
with a new name
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for Robot Todd?
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- Precisely.
- How about Beau?
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- No.
- Jamie?
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Lame-y.
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This is a list of names
that I don't like.
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We've been here for hours.
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The world record for a guinea
pig jump is 48 centimeters.
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Sprinks here is going
to shatter that record
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by a full 2 centimeters.
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But according to the big shots
at Guinness,
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I need a witness to verify it.
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Fly, Sprinks!
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Probably just nerves.
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Oh, hey, little dude.
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I'm just finishing up
this banging track.
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But it's missing a little
sultry southern sound,
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a.k.a. the cowbell.
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So grab a drumstick.
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I need some cowbell.
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Lincoln, where are you?
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I got to go.
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Lucy?
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Lucy?
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Hello, brother.
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Please stop doing that.
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She scared me too.
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Let's not mention this in
our Macho Man applications.
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Why don't we just
ask your dad
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if he'll change
the bedtime rule?
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He's fixing Vanzilla today.
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It's not a good time
to ask him for stuff.
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I am not a good mechanic!
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I just wanted to replace
the windshield wiper fluid!
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I need to stay up
for five more hours
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to complete
my Three Nights of Fright.
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And although I'd never admit
it to my fellow club members,
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I'm fading.
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I need you to keep me awake.
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This isn't going to work, Lincoln.
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We're running out of time.
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You have too many sisters.
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That's it, Clyde!
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I just had another idea.
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Come with me.
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You need a cowbell player
to go with your blaring solos.
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You need to stay awake.
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You need to know
if your joke's actually funny.
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You need to practice
telling the truth.
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You need your guinea pig
to set a world record.
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You need to practice
your motivational speech.
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- Let's do this!
- Yeah!
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You need to write your
boyfriend a romantic text.
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Clyde can help you write it.
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He's the best at this stuff.
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I wouldn't say I'm the best.
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Bobby, how lucky am I that
in this infinite universe
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our souls exist in the same
place at the same time?
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Love that is true,
love that is real,
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love that is love.
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Oh, Clyde.
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That is literally so perfect.
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My dads and I watch a lot
of romantic comedies together.
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Oh, and if you could
run through an airport
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and read him your text right
before he gets on an airplane,
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that'd be ideal.
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I did it!
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I sent the perfect text!
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I laid down
the perfect track.
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I stayed up
for 72 hours straight.
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I said sprocket, not socket.
278
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That was a really funny joke.
279
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I wrote a funny closing joke!
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I told the truth!
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You gotta ask
yourself one question--
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how bad do I want it?
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Now go get it!
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Yes!
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I'm getting
in the "Guinness Book"!
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I wrote the perfect speech!
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Yes!
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I brushed all my pageant wigs!
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All that's left
to do is come up
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with a name for Lisa's robot,
and then operation
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watch "Rip Hardcore"
and get my Macho Man badge
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while you guys take dad out
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for his half birthday
is ready to launch
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with time to spare.
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- Macho.
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I may be a genius, Lola.
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But what do you think's going
to happen when Dad notices
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you're not at his party?
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I didn't think about that.
300
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If Dad sees I'm not there,
301
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then he's going to want
to come get me.
302
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How could I have missed this?
303
00:13:03,896 --> 00:13:08,034
I'm the man with the plan,
but my plan was flawed.
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I have to be here
to get my Macho Man badge,
305
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but I have to be there
so Dad doesn't find out
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I skipped his party.
307
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Too bad you can't
be two places at once.
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Or can I?
309
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The man with the plan is back.
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Lincoln.
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Excuse me?
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We're going to name
your robot Lincoln.
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I am having such a good time.
314
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Gwen, how's that beef baguette
in a bread bowl?
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Great. Perfect pre-game meal
316
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for my hockey championship tomorrow.
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Carbo load!
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You still need
to chew carbs, sweetie.
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I do?
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So the man with the plan
came through again.
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In 13 minutes, we're going
to be official Macho Men.
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What happens
if your dad notices
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00:14:06,241 --> 00:14:07,724
it's a robot and not you?
324
00:14:07,793 --> 00:14:10,137
Why does everyone keep
poking holes in my plan?
325
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Let's check Lisa's robot cam.
326
00:14:13,068 --> 00:14:14,275
How about you, Linc?
327
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How's that burger
treating you?
328
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,620
The modern
hamburger was a result
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of the emergence
of the working class
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and the demand
for mass-produced,
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affordable food.
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Oh, no.
333
00:14:36,620 --> 00:14:38,344
What's going on?
334
00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:40,758
Sometimes the artificial
intelligence mode overrides
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00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:42,655
conversational tones.
336
00:14:54,137 --> 00:14:55,344
Wow, Linc, you've really been
boning up
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00:14:55,413 --> 00:14:56,551
on your meat trivia, huh?
338
00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:57,827
Good job, buddy.
339
00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:00,517
Yeah.
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Lincoln.
341
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It worked!
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00:15:04,275 --> 00:15:05,862
I never had any doubts.
343
00:15:07,413 --> 00:15:09,862
T-minus 10 minutes
till the midnight marathon.
344
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:12,655
I think I just felt
a chest hair come in.
345
00:15:12,724 --> 00:15:13,965
How you doing?
346
00:15:14,034 --> 00:15:15,862
I've never
felt like more of a man.
347
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:18,448
My lemon bars are ready.
348
00:15:19,724 --> 00:15:24,827
all: ♪ Happy half birthday
to you ♪
349
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You're welcome.
350
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Here we go.
351
00:15:35,620 --> 00:15:37,448
Make sure not to verbalize
your wish, Father.
352
00:15:37,517 --> 00:15:39,965
It is considered taboo.
353
00:15:40,034 --> 00:15:41,275
You know what, buddy?
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I don't need to make a wish,
because tonight,
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00:15:43,448 --> 00:15:45,448
all my wishes have come true.
356
00:15:45,517 --> 00:15:47,517
- Aww.
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00:15:47,586 --> 00:15:49,206
- Diablo sauce?
358
00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:54,000
Parfaits--
the modern hamburger--happy--
359
00:15:54,068 --> 00:15:55,068
Meat trivia.
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00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,482
Oh!
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00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:58,758
Fire!
362
00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,000
Fire. Ow.
363
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:03,275
Pain. I'm melting.
364
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,655
What is going on here?
365
00:16:10,896 --> 00:16:13,517
That's not Lincoln, Dad.
366
00:16:16,137 --> 00:16:17,448
It's Todd.
367
00:16:17,517 --> 00:16:19,689
I programmed him
to have Lincoln's voice.
368
00:16:19,758 --> 00:16:20,965
What?
369
00:16:21,034 --> 00:16:22,517
Well, why?
370
00:16:25,517 --> 00:16:27,689
Ahh! All you hardcore fans,
371
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,517
enter the promo code
"MACHOMAN" right now.
372
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You'll receive your Macho Man
badges in three to five
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00:16:32,758 --> 00:16:34,586
business days, three to five!
374
00:16:34,655 --> 00:16:35,758
I'm going to enter
the promo code.
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00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,379
- On it.
- It's now or never
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00:16:37,448 --> 00:16:39,379
for your Macho Man dreams
to come true!
377
00:16:39,448 --> 00:16:40,655
Lincoln wanted
to stay up to watch
378
00:16:40,724 --> 00:16:42,000
the midnight marathon
so that he
379
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,517
could get his Macho Man badge.
380
00:16:43,586 --> 00:16:46,275
He asked us to take you out
for your half birthday.
381
00:16:46,344 --> 00:16:48,310
So you wouldn't
make him go to bed.
382
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:50,034
So the only reason
you're all here
383
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:51,862
is to help Lincoln
with his scheme.
384
00:16:55,896 --> 00:16:56,965
Yeah.
385
00:16:57,034 --> 00:16:58,344
Well, don't I feel
like a fool.
386
00:16:58,413 --> 00:17:00,241
Why aren't you filling
in your Macho Man code?
387
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,689
Last chance
to enter the code
388
00:17:01,758 --> 00:17:04,172
and get your Macho Man badge!
389
00:17:04,241 --> 00:17:07,103
You know, when I was a kid,
there was this really
390
00:17:07,172 --> 00:17:10,517
popular guy named Jake Strong.
391
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:13,413
And we had the exact
same birthday.
392
00:17:13,482 --> 00:17:15,655
And every year,
all the neighborhood kids
393
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:19,000
would go to Jake's party,
and no one would come to mine.
394
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,379
And my mom, she tried to entice
the kids to come to the party.
395
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:25,103
One year, we even had
a miniature pony.
396
00:17:25,172 --> 00:17:27,275
But it didn't work.
397
00:17:27,344 --> 00:17:28,275
Nobody came?
398
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,103
No.
399
00:17:30,172 --> 00:17:33,310
That pony bucked me off
and ran straight to Jake's.
400
00:17:34,793 --> 00:17:37,551
I think he was attracted
to all the music and laughter.
401
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:41,655
Anyway, my mom had
this amazing idea.
402
00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:45,241
And she decided that instead
of trying to compete with Jake,
403
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:48,310
we'd start celebrating
my half birthday.
404
00:17:49,275 --> 00:17:50,931
And it worked.
405
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,275
All the kids came.
406
00:17:52,344 --> 00:17:55,448
And you know,
I just was never happier.
407
00:17:57,655 --> 00:17:59,206
And I always dreamed
that you guys would throw me
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00:17:59,275 --> 00:18:01,068
a half birthday party,
409
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:04,206
but I guess some things
are too good to be true.
410
00:18:04,275 --> 00:18:05,896
10, 9--
411
00:18:05,965 --> 00:18:09,000
Lincoln, 10 seconds
or you won't get your badge.
412
00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:12,103
6, 5, 4--
413
00:18:12,172 --> 00:18:13,793
You know what, Clyde?
414
00:18:13,862 --> 00:18:15,758
I don't feel like
a Macho Man right now.
415
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:17,793
Get your badge.
416
00:18:19,482 --> 00:18:21,689
I guess I'll just call a cab
to take us home
417
00:18:21,758 --> 00:18:24,000
since I couldn't fix
Vanzilla either.
418
00:18:24,068 --> 00:18:25,344
Oh, honey.
419
00:18:25,413 --> 00:18:26,862
No.
420
00:18:26,931 --> 00:18:28,655
I already called a cab.
421
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:35,827
Hey, Todd.
422
00:18:40,517 --> 00:18:42,482
I love cake.
423
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:49,379
Surprise!
424
00:18:49,448 --> 00:18:51,551
Wait, wh-- what?
425
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:55,344
all: Surprise?
426
00:18:55,413 --> 00:18:57,172
It's your surprise
half birthday party.
427
00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:58,344
I had to get you
out of the house
428
00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:00,034
so we could decorate,
right, guys?
429
00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,448
Yeah.
430
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:06,448
Wait, so that whole story
about Lincoln's plan?
431
00:19:06,517 --> 00:19:09,655
It was all part of our
bigger plan, right, guys?
432
00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:11,000
- Yeah.
- Of course.
433
00:19:12,448 --> 00:19:14,103
Wait, you were all
in on this?
434
00:19:14,172 --> 00:19:15,344
Yeah.
435
00:19:15,413 --> 00:19:16,862
It's like you said, Dad.
436
00:19:16,931 --> 00:19:19,379
In the Loud House, it is
all for one and one for all.
437
00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:23,586
And...
438
00:19:25,517 --> 00:19:28,586
We have another
special surprise for you.
439
00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,620
I wrote you
a half birthday song.
440
00:19:30,689 --> 00:19:32,620
I don't think this
could get any better.
441
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:35,275
And I'm going to kick
it with a little cowbell.
442
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:36,551
It just did.
443
00:19:37,965 --> 00:19:39,689
My real birthday
was just a couple weeks ago,
444
00:19:39,758 --> 00:19:41,586
and nobody remembered.
445
00:19:42,896 --> 00:19:45,000
You know what?
all: What?
446
00:19:46,896 --> 00:19:49,551
- 1, 2, 3, 4!
447
00:19:52,517 --> 00:19:53,551
all: ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
448
00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,482
all: ♪ Yeah ♪
449
00:20:05,724 --> 00:20:07,379
all: ♪ Happy half birthday ♪
450
00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,103
both: ♪ And boys ♪
451
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:22,379
all: ♪ Happy half birthday ♪
452
00:20:26,586 --> 00:20:27,758
all: ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
453
00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:31,689
all: Hey!
454
00:20:34,413 --> 00:20:38,655
all: ♪ And so you know, you're
way cooler than Jake Strong ♪
455
00:20:41,103 --> 00:20:42,551
Yeah!
456
00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:44,000
- Love you, Dad!
- Love you, Dad!
457
00:20:44,068 --> 00:20:45,241
Thank you!
458
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,275
That was--that was perfect.
459
00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:49,620
Where are Leni and Lana?
460
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:52,448
What would a half birthday
be without a big present?
461
00:20:56,137 --> 00:20:57,724
Please be a pony.
462
00:20:57,793 --> 00:21:01,517
Vanzilla, you're beautiful.
463
00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:03,448
She's purring like a kitten.
464
00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:08,344
Vanzilla!
465
00:21:08,413 --> 00:21:11,241
And I combined all my ribbons
from my ribbon collection
466
00:21:11,310 --> 00:21:12,931
to make that pretty bow.
467
00:21:15,862 --> 00:21:17,000
Aww.
468
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,551
This is the greatest
night of my life.
469
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:23,793
And I am the luckiest dad
in the world
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00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:26,137
because I have
the best kids ever.
471
00:21:27,517 --> 00:21:28,689
Wait.
472
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:30,551
Linc, what about
your midnight marathon
473
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,793
and your Macho Man badge?
474
00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:33,758
I don't mean a badge
from Rip Hardcore
475
00:21:33,827 --> 00:21:36,586
to prove that I'm a man,
because a real man
476
00:21:36,655 --> 00:21:38,586
is a guy who loves
his family and always
477
00:21:38,655 --> 00:21:40,137
does the right thing.
478
00:21:45,896 --> 00:21:46,862
all: Yeah!
479
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:04,034
It seems there really is
no stronger bond than family.
480
00:22:12,241 --> 00:22:13,620
- You know what?
481
00:22:13,689 --> 00:22:15,517
- What?
- Let's just rock this thing!
482
00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:18,896
all: 1, 2, 3, 4!
483
00:22:21,551 --> 00:22:22,965
all: ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
484
00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:26,827
all: ♪ Yeah ♪
485
00:22:32,896 --> 00:22:35,103
all: Happy half birthday!
486
00:22:35,172 --> 00:22:36,379
Yeah!