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(INDISTINCT CLATTERING)

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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

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STEVE: <i>AJ!</i>
AJ: <i>Yeah?</i>

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STEVE: <i>Am I taking
her downstairs?</i>

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<i>She's cleared, right?</i>

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AJ: <i>Yeah, bring her
over to discharge area.</i>

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<i>I think her friend's
picking her up.</i>

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STEVE: <i>Are you ready,
Miss Franco?</i>

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<i>♪ Gray skies are
Gonna clear up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Put on a happy face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Brush off the clouds
And cheer up ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Put on a happy face ♪</i>

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MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here
for Laura Franco.

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Laura Franco! Franco!

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- (RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING)
- MAZIE: Don't shush me.

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- Laura. Ugh!
- RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am.

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- Quiet.-What?

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Oh, my God, it's bright.
Sorry, I'm late.

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How are you feeling?

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(GROANS) Like death.

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(SIGHS) Me, too.

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Ooh! Steve.

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<i>♪ And spread sunshine ♪</i>

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I'm Mazie.

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<i>♪ All over the place ♪</i>

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ATTENDANT: I'm married.
MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are.

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<i>♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪</i>

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(GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i>♪ Put on a happy face ♪</i>

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I love you.

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<i>♪ Put on a happy face ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And if you're feeling
Cross and bickerish ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't sit and whine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Think of banana splits
And licorice ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And you'll feel fine ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪</i>

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Even I feel sick
being in here.

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Thank God
I'm here to pick you up.

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<i>♪ So spread sunshine ♪</i>

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- (SIRENS WAILING)
- <i>♪ All over the place ♪</i>

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DOCTOR: <i>Prognosis is cancer
in the lower abdominal region.</i>

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<i>♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪</i>

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JACOB: (SIGHS)
You need a caretaker.

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I can't do it all...

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It's been a year almost now
of tests and treatments.

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(SIGHS) Fuck!
I need time for me.

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I'm sorry.

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- Let's talk about this.
- I can't.

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Let's talk about this, Jacob.

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Please, Jacob.

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STEVE: Can she walk out
without...

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MAZIE: Yep, we're good.
One foot at a time.

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LAURA: <i>Please don't do this.</i>

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<i>You're breaking up with me?</i>
(GRUNTS)

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- Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob!
- MAZIE: Delicate flower.

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Jacob!

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Jacob!

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(SIGHS)

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(YELLS) Jacob!

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- (SOBBING)
- NURSE: Shit!

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Hey! Hey, hey, hey...

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Jacob! (CRYING)

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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

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(BIRDS CHIRPING)

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- (CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)

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MAZIE: Okay.

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- (MAZIE GRUNTS)
- (BAG CLATTERS)

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Oh, my God.

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(EXHALES)

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We did it.

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Huh? Okay, slow walks.

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Home sweet home.

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(GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh!

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How does it feel to be
back at your mom's?

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(UNDER BREATH) Not that
she's ever here anymore.

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(KETTLE WHISTLING)

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Your mom sent you
12 pies, 100 cookies

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and $5,000?

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She loves to send
sugar and dough

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when she's on a diet.

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What does she think?
Carbs cure cancer?

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(CUPS CLINKING)

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What is that?

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MAZIE: What's what?

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There's a box
and a bag over there.

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- What?
- (GRUNTS) Ah!

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What is it?

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Jacob called me
and asked me to pick up

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some of your stuff.

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(LAURA SIGHS)

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- (SOBS)
- MAZIE: Oh, okay.

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I know... I know it sucks.

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Okay, I know it sucks.

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But, you're home now,

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and the surgery went well

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and you got $5,000.

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Let's take a beat here, okay?

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I'm your ride or die, bitch,
all right?

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Every second,
every minute of every day.

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I'm fucking here
with you, okay?

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- Okay, thank you.
- It's gonna be okay.

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Thank you.

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Wait, fuck, what time is it?

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3:34?

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Fuck! I have to go, shit!

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I gotta go downtown, ugh!

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I'm doing this
really stupid reading,

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but the producer wants
to fuck me,

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- so the pay is good.
- Wait, now?

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Yeah, ting! Laura.

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You are a hero and a champion.
I'll call you tomorrow.

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Okay? Eat some pie.

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Sleep and don't cry.

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Don't cry.

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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

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- MAZIE: Bye.
- (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

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(DOOR CLOSES)

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(LAURA SOBS)

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<i>**</i>

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(CONTINUES SOBBING)

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<i>**</i>

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(LAURA GRUNTING)

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Why doesn't
he love me anymore?

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(SHRIEKS, CRIES)

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<i>**</i>

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DELIVERY MAN: Uh,
package for Laura Franco?

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(SOBBING) I'm disgusting.

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That's me.

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LAURA: It's just tissues.

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- Okay. Nice.
- I ran out.

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Oh, well, I'm glad
you ordered more.

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(LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY)

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- Hey.
- LAURA: Good to see you,

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- Amazon man.
- Still crying?

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(LAURA BLOWING NOSE)

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He just loves her.

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He really loves her.

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(SOBS) I don't like that one.

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DELIVERY MAN:
Laura, good to see you.

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LAURA: Thank you.

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Do you mind if I...

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I just... I really need
a hug right now.

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DELIVERY MAN:
I don't know if I'm... Oh!

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LAURA: (SOBS)
I really needed this.

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(SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT)

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- (PLAYING PIANO)
- LAURA: (SINGING) <i>* Hi ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪</i>

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JACOB: <i>Hey, Laura.</i>

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Could you come
sing this for me?

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<i>♪ Please have a seat ♪</i>

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Yep.

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<i>♪ Coffee or tea ♪</i>

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<i>What do you think of, um...</i>

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<i>♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Stay for a while ♪</i>

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<i>- Enchanté.
-</i> LAURA: Mmm-hmm.

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<i>- I really love the new lyrics.
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)</i>

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(PLAYING PIANO CHORD)

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JACOB: <i>I actually wanna
talk to you about something.</i>

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I want you to be the lead
of <i>House of Good Women.</i>

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LAURA: <i>It's Broadway, Jacob.</i>

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It's my dream.

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(JACOB CHUCKLES)

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LAURA: <i>It's everything
I've ever wanted.</i>

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JACOB: I know.

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That's why
I'm offering it to you.

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- (LAURA CLICKS TONGUE)
- (DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING)

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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)

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(LAURA SNIFFLES)

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(FLOOR THUDS)

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(FLOOR THUDS)

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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(FLOOR CREAKS)

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(FLOOR THUDS)

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Hello?

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(MUSIC FADES)

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(TRAFFIC WHOOSHING)

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- (DOOR OPENS)
- MAZIE: Laura?

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(LAURA GASPS)

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MAZIE: Hello?

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(KEYS JANGLING)

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MAZIE: <i>What did
you do last night?</i>

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- Uh, I read...
- MAZIE: Hmm.

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...made soup.

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Worked on the music
for <i>House of Good Women...</i>

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- (MAZIE GASPS)
- ...for a little bit.

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- Oh, my God.
- My voice is...

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I forgot to tell you.

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Little Yale drama bitch,
Taylor Gregory, would not

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stop talking about going in
for Jacob last week.

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I almost taped her mouth shut.

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- Wait. What do you mean?
- It's like...

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The show isn't even that good.

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<i>Finishing School for Girls,</i>
written by a dude...

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- Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie.
- ...I'm literally asleep.

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- Stop, stop.
- Yeah, what? What?

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What do you mean
going in for Jacob?

201
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Are the auditions out?

202
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Yeah. Didn't you get one?

203
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- No.
- Why are you practicing then?

204
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Because I like to keep
my vocal cords warm.

205
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- Aw, shit, Laura.
- Wait. Did you get one?

206
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Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson
is casting it,

207
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and I don't fuck with her.

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Oh, my God, I can't.

209
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I mean, I... I thought that

210
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at the very least
he'd still...

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Do... Do you think Jacob
still wants me in the show?

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I mean...

213
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You did just have surgery
a few weeks ago.

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Maybe...

215
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Maybe he thinks
you can't perform right now.

216
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And...

217
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Maybe you can't.
I mean... (SIGHS)

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You still kind of
have cancer, right?

219
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(CAR HONKING HORN)

220
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I guess, I...

221
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We're here.

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I love you.
Give me a big, fat hug.

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Oh, you're not...

224
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- You're not coming with me?
- Mmm-mmm.

225
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I can't. I gotta go to karate.

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I love you so much.

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- I love you.
- Call me after.

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00:10:01,289 --> 00:10:03,057
(LAURA SOBS)

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(SNIFFLES)

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Aren't you used
to this by now?

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00:10:07,195 --> 00:10:08,897
(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

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00:10:10,699 --> 00:10:13,601
- (RAIN PATTERING)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)

233
00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:16,838
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)

234
00:10:26,214 --> 00:10:27,949
(LAURA EXHALES)

235
00:10:29,383 --> 00:10:30,151
(PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS)

236
00:10:40,561 --> 00:10:41,629
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

237
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(LAURA SOBS)

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00:11:02,984 --> 00:11:03,952
(SOBS)

239
00:11:09,357 --> 00:11:10,658
(LINE RINGING)

240
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No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS)

241
00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:16,798
- (PHONE CLATTERS)
- (WINCES)

242
00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:19,801
(GRUNTS)

243
00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:22,136
(SIGHS)

244
00:11:22,136 --> 00:11:24,138
(ALARM BLARING)

245
00:11:24,138 --> 00:11:24,906
(FLOOR THUDS)

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00:11:26,674 --> 00:11:29,277
(THUDDING CONTINUES)

247
00:11:29,277 --> 00:11:30,444
(ALARM STOPS)

248
00:11:30,444 --> 00:11:33,147
- (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (FLOORBOARD CREAKING)

249
00:11:33,147 --> 00:11:34,883
(LOW GRUMBLING)

250
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,158
- (INDISTINCT CLATTERING)
- (LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY)

251
00:11:47,461 --> 00:11:48,662
Hello?

252
00:11:50,631 --> 00:11:52,700
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

253
00:12:12,753 --> 00:12:14,722
- (MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
- (LOW GRUMBLING)

254
00:12:29,570 --> 00:12:31,739
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES)

255
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:36,644
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

256
00:12:36,644 --> 00:12:38,379
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)

257
00:12:41,883 --> 00:12:42,817
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)

258
00:12:44,853 --> 00:12:46,787
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

259
00:12:56,364 --> 00:12:57,598
- (MOUSE SQUEAKS)
- (LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS)

260
00:12:57,598 --> 00:13:00,468
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

261
00:13:01,702 --> 00:13:02,770
(SIGHS)

262
00:13:03,471 --> 00:13:05,106
Oh, thank God.

263
00:13:05,106 --> 00:13:07,108
- (EXHALES)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

264
00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:10,778
(LOW GRUMBLING)

265
00:13:12,213 --> 00:13:14,148
(INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING)

266
00:13:24,425 --> 00:13:26,794
(MONSTER GROWLS)

267
00:13:30,298 --> 00:13:30,999
What's up?

268
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,767
(LAURA SCREAMS)

269
00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:36,470
(PANTING)

270
00:13:38,406 --> 00:13:39,908
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

271
00:13:39,908 --> 00:13:41,876
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD)

272
00:13:45,479 --> 00:13:47,882
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

273
00:13:51,953 --> 00:13:54,588
MONSTER: Hey, stranger.

274
00:13:54,588 --> 00:13:57,158
(CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure
what kind of tea you drank.

275
00:13:57,158 --> 00:13:58,826
Hope green's all right.

276
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:03,564
(LAURA SCREAMS)

277
00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:05,533
(GASPS, SCREAMS)

278
00:14:06,834 --> 00:14:08,836
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

279
00:14:12,506 --> 00:14:14,175
- You done?
- LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah!

280
00:14:14,175 --> 00:14:16,010
Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES)

281
00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:17,745
It's too bad you conked out.

282
00:14:17,745 --> 00:14:20,814
I have this pretty neat
monster routine I do now.

283
00:14:20,814 --> 00:14:22,016
I think you'd find it to be,

284
00:14:22,016 --> 00:14:24,485
um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very,

285
00:14:24,485 --> 00:14:25,920
well, scary.

286
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,655
(CHUCKLES)
You don't remember me?

287
00:14:28,189 --> 00:14:28,889
At all?

288
00:14:30,191 --> 00:14:32,927
1994? Tropical Storm Beryl?

289
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:35,496
Your mom was out late.
Shocker.

290
00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:37,365
You freaked out
and saw me under the bed.

291
00:14:37,365 --> 00:14:40,268
- No?
- What? What is happening?

292
00:14:40,268 --> 00:14:41,335
Okay? A little offensive.

293
00:14:41,335 --> 00:14:42,770
What about '01?

294
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:44,172
You got in trouble?
Opened the closet.

295
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:45,439
We bumped into each other.

296
00:14:45,439 --> 00:14:46,874
Right? My beard was
a little patchier

297
00:14:46,874 --> 00:14:48,176
in my tween years.

298
00:14:50,044 --> 00:14:51,045
Nothing?

299
00:14:52,813 --> 00:14:54,015
Okay. Oh!

300
00:14:54,015 --> 00:14:55,849
That, uh,
that musical theater kid.

301
00:14:55,849 --> 00:14:56,850
What was his name again?

302
00:15:00,354 --> 00:15:01,622
- Benji?-Benji!

303
00:15:01,622 --> 00:15:03,524
Should've eaten
that little motherfucker.

304
00:15:05,226 --> 00:15:06,494
You're a real temptress,

305
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:07,561
- you know that?
- (YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR)

306
00:15:07,561 --> 00:15:09,263
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (BENJI SCREAMING)

307
00:15:11,865 --> 00:15:13,301
(YOUNG LAURA GASPS)

308
00:15:13,301 --> 00:15:14,402
MONSTER: But I was young.

309
00:15:14,402 --> 00:15:15,669
Can't be too hard on myself.

310
00:15:15,669 --> 00:15:17,871
LAURA: This can't be real.
This isn't real.

311
00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:20,908
Are you gonna hurt me?

312
00:15:20,908 --> 00:15:23,044
(CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know.
Do you want me to hurt you?

313
00:15:23,044 --> 00:15:24,045
(SOFTLY) No.

314
00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:30,151
Then, what do you want?

315
00:15:30,151 --> 00:15:31,919
So. (CHUCKLES)

316
00:15:31,919 --> 00:15:33,254
I'm not really
a roommates guy.

317
00:15:34,288 --> 00:15:35,723
Uh, after you moved out,

318
00:15:35,723 --> 00:15:37,425
and your mom started
travelling,

319
00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:39,093
doing all that spa shit.

320
00:15:39,093 --> 00:15:43,431
I kinda, actually, realized
I prefer living alone.

321
00:15:43,431 --> 00:15:46,200
But then, tonight,
you saw me, I saw you,

322
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,535
and then you were
on the floor,

323
00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:49,737
and I can't just leave you
lying there like that.

324
00:15:49,737 --> 00:15:51,272
I mean, I'm a monster,
but I'm not...

325
00:15:52,140 --> 00:15:54,008
a monster, you know.

326
00:15:54,008 --> 00:15:55,876
Anyway, I thought
about our situation,

327
00:15:55,876 --> 00:15:57,445
and here's what I think
we should do.

328
00:15:57,445 --> 00:15:59,513
Do you mind?

329
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:01,549
I think we both
take the night.

330
00:16:01,549 --> 00:16:03,517
(CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup.

331
00:16:03,517 --> 00:16:05,919
Then tomorrow, you get up,
you have your coffee,

332
00:16:05,919 --> 00:16:08,022
you, uh, you pack
your shit up,

333
00:16:08,022 --> 00:16:09,490
- and get out!
- (LAURA SCREAMS)

334
00:16:10,258 --> 00:16:11,592
(THUNDER RUMBLING)

335
00:16:12,993 --> 00:16:16,430
But I... I can't leave,
this is my house.

336
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:18,432
Well, it's my house now.

337
00:16:18,432 --> 00:16:20,434
But I have nowhere else to go.

338
00:16:20,434 --> 00:16:22,103
I wasn't asking.

339
00:16:23,071 --> 00:16:25,473
(MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY,
EXHALES)

340
00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:34,148
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)

341
00:16:34,148 --> 00:16:36,984
- All right.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

342
00:16:36,984 --> 00:16:40,088
It's just that
I'm talking to a monster.

343
00:16:40,088 --> 00:16:42,156
And... And...
And you're scary.

344
00:16:42,156 --> 00:16:44,458
You're really freaking me out
right now.

345
00:16:44,458 --> 00:16:46,594
- No, stop! Please stop.
- And I'm sad.

346
00:16:46,594 --> 00:16:49,630
- I'm really, really sad.
- (MONSTER SCOFFS)

347
00:16:49,630 --> 00:16:51,332
I just need you out
of the fucking house.

348
00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,101
- LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES)
- I need you out of the house.

349
00:16:53,101 --> 00:16:54,335
It's a... Fine!

350
00:16:54,335 --> 00:16:55,703
- Fine!
- (LAURA STOPS CRYING)

351
00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:58,739
(MONSTER SIGHS)

352
00:16:59,307 --> 00:17:02,410
Okay, two weeks.

353
00:17:03,177 --> 00:17:04,145
You got two weeks.

354
00:17:05,446 --> 00:17:06,780
- Two weeks?
- Yeah.

355
00:17:06,780 --> 00:17:08,416
After that, you're outta here.
You pack your bags,

356
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:09,650
you hit the fucking pavement.

357
00:17:09,650 --> 00:17:11,685
And you know what else?
While you're here,

358
00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,754
you follow my rules. Okay?

359
00:17:13,754 --> 00:17:16,157
Number one,
don't get in my way.

360
00:17:16,157 --> 00:17:19,127
Number two,
don't tell me what to do.

361
00:17:19,127 --> 00:17:22,596
And number three,
if you tell anyone about me,

362
00:17:22,596 --> 00:17:25,266
I'll rip your
fucking throat out.

363
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:27,935
(SIGHS)

364
00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,572
(BIRDS CHIRPING)

365
00:17:49,022 --> 00:17:51,625
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA SCREAMS)

366
00:17:51,625 --> 00:17:53,227
(YELPS)

367
00:17:53,227 --> 00:17:54,695
Yeah, you better run.

368
00:17:54,695 --> 00:17:56,630
(LAURA GRUNTING)

369
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:59,099
- Still got it. Still got it!
- (MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING)

370
00:17:59,099 --> 00:18:02,102
<i>**</i>

371
00:18:02,102 --> 00:18:04,004
<i>♪ I won't be far behind ♪</i>

372
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,473
(LAURA GASPS)

373
00:18:05,473 --> 00:18:06,940
- (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
- Hey.

374
00:18:06,940 --> 00:18:09,243
<i>**</i>

375
00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,078
Hey!

376
00:18:12,313 --> 00:18:14,148
<i>**</i>

377
00:18:14,148 --> 00:18:17,151
<i>♪ Hide and you're
probably found ♪</i>

378
00:18:17,151 --> 00:18:20,721
<i>**</i>

379
00:18:20,721 --> 00:18:22,656
<i>♪ It makes no difference
What you say ♪</i>

380
00:18:22,656 --> 00:18:24,558
<i>♪ You can never get away ♪</i>

381
00:18:24,558 --> 00:18:26,894
<i>♪ From me ♪</i>

382
00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:27,995
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)

383
00:18:27,995 --> 00:18:29,597
(WHIRRING STOPS)

384
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:33,967
(SWITCH CLICKING)

385
00:18:34,835 --> 00:18:36,904
<i>**</i>

386
00:18:36,904 --> 00:18:38,071
MONSTER: That's enough.

387
00:18:38,071 --> 00:18:40,441
For the love of God.

388
00:18:40,441 --> 00:18:42,075
Play a different song.

389
00:18:42,075 --> 00:18:43,277
Play a different song!

390
00:18:45,213 --> 00:18:46,380
I'm so annoyed!

391
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:48,282
I'm so annoyed right now.
(GRUNTING)

392
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,319
I had to do that.

393
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:53,621
Monster?

394
00:18:56,123 --> 00:18:57,958
<i>**</i>

395
00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,360
<i>♪ You can never get away ♪</i>

396
00:18:59,993 --> 00:19:01,061
What'd I say?

397
00:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,363
(MONSTER GRUNTS)

398
00:19:02,363 --> 00:19:03,464
(THERMOSTAT CRACKS)

399
00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:05,065
MAN 1: (OVER TV)
<i>Yeah, I know.</i>

400
00:19:05,065 --> 00:19:07,268
<i>I've been through this before.</i>

401
00:19:07,268 --> 00:19:09,470
<i>She's everything
you've ever dreamed of.</i>

402
00:19:09,470 --> 00:19:11,038
(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

403
00:19:11,038 --> 00:19:12,506
(MONSTER SNIFFING)

404
00:19:16,109 --> 00:19:18,446
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

405
00:19:18,446 --> 00:19:19,813
- Hello.
- MONSTER: Hello.

406
00:19:20,714 --> 00:19:21,682
MAN 2: <i>All right.</i>

407
00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:27,388
(MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY)

408
00:19:30,458 --> 00:19:32,092
Can I help you?

409
00:19:32,092 --> 00:19:34,595
MONSTER: No, I'm just
looking for something to read.

410
00:19:34,595 --> 00:19:35,996
Is that a problem with you?

411
00:19:36,297 --> 00:19:39,233
No, it's not a problem
with me at all. It's just...

412
00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:42,035
MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES)

413
00:19:42,035 --> 00:19:43,604
WOMAN: <i>You didn't write
very often.</i>

414
00:19:43,604 --> 00:19:44,738
Little books.

415
00:19:44,738 --> 00:19:47,040
<i>weren't very interesting
so I tore them up.</i>

416
00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:50,378
It's cute.

417
00:19:50,378 --> 00:19:51,845
WOMAN: <i>A lady doesn't
correspond...</i>

418
00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:52,646
Sesame chicken?

419
00:19:53,981 --> 00:19:55,649
- Yeah.
- Shun Lee?

420
00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,186
- Yeah.
- Cool. It's a good spot.

421
00:20:01,054 --> 00:20:03,324
Oh, look, little dog.
(CHUCKLES)

422
00:20:03,324 --> 00:20:04,958
Lots of little things.

423
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,159
- Are you hungry?
- MONSTER: No.

424
00:20:06,159 --> 00:20:07,395
MAN 2: <i>Well, you're right.</i>

425
00:20:08,061 --> 00:20:09,297
I already ate.

426
00:20:09,297 --> 00:20:10,964
So you don't want
any sesame chicken?

427
00:20:10,964 --> 00:20:13,133
If I wanted sesame chicken,
I'd eat some sesame chicken.

428
00:20:13,133 --> 00:20:14,435
That's odd,
'cause you keep looking

429
00:20:14,435 --> 00:20:15,636
at the sesame chicken.

430
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:17,671
I don't keep looking
at the sesame chicken.

431
00:20:17,671 --> 00:20:19,206
You keep looking
at the sesame chicken.

432
00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,312
- Let me just make you a plate.
- I don't want a plate.

433
00:20:24,312 --> 00:20:26,013
- I ordered too much, anyway.
- Sure, give me the extra food.

434
00:20:26,013 --> 00:20:27,381
- Let me just make you a plate.
- Dying to feed me...

435
00:20:27,381 --> 00:20:28,782
- Take some chicken, and...
- ...your sesame chicken.

436
00:20:28,782 --> 00:20:29,417
- let's stop talking about it.
- Just give it to me.

437
00:20:29,417 --> 00:20:31,885
Just hand it to me! Mmm.

438
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,053
Mmm.

439
00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:34,955
MAN 2: <i>From the very first
moment I saw you...</i>

440
00:20:34,955 --> 00:20:36,990
(MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY)

441
00:20:36,990 --> 00:20:38,459
(GROWLS)

442
00:20:39,427 --> 00:20:40,394
Ha!

443
00:20:42,396 --> 00:20:43,697
Can you order some more?

444
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,700
(MAN 3 SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)

445
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,701
MONSTER: Mmm.

446
00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:52,740
The ratio of pork to dough

447
00:20:52,740 --> 00:20:54,174
is a little off.

448
00:20:54,174 --> 00:20:56,577
But I like the taste, generally.

449
00:20:56,577 --> 00:20:58,412
- You're dripping on yourself.
- MONSTER: Oh.

450
00:20:59,279 --> 00:21:01,549
Look at that. Oops!

451
00:21:02,716 --> 00:21:04,385
Oh, what? Wait.

452
00:21:04,385 --> 00:21:06,354
- (MAN ON TV GRUNTING)
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)

453
00:21:06,354 --> 00:21:08,722
This supposed
to be a documentary?

454
00:21:08,722 --> 00:21:10,558
Well, clearly not.
He's doing it all wrong.

455
00:21:10,558 --> 00:21:12,360
Strike down, not across.

456
00:21:12,360 --> 00:21:14,928
You're flailing, man.

457
00:21:14,928 --> 00:21:17,264
- (CHANNEL CHANGES)
- Hey, I was watching that.

458
00:21:17,264 --> 00:21:20,768
Oh, my God!
Best movie ever made.

459
00:21:20,768 --> 00:21:24,237
The music it... (SIGHS)
always makes me wanna cry.

460
00:21:25,873 --> 00:21:27,174
- No.
- Give it to me.

461
00:21:27,174 --> 00:21:28,241
- Give me that.
- No!

462
00:21:28,241 --> 00:21:29,743
(GRUNTS) Give me the remote.

463
00:21:31,912 --> 00:21:33,881
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (MAN GROANING)

464
00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:35,549
(MONSTER LAUGHS)

465
00:21:35,549 --> 00:21:37,785
LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed.

466
00:21:37,785 --> 00:21:39,052
MONSTER: Oh, come on.

467
00:21:39,052 --> 00:21:40,421
Just gonna
give up that easily.

468
00:21:40,421 --> 00:21:42,089
- LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
- Fine!

469
00:21:42,089 --> 00:21:43,491
(REMOTE CLICKS)

470
00:21:44,157 --> 00:21:45,258
(MONSTER SIGHS)

471
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:53,767
<i>They didn't have to go
to all this trouble.</i>

472
00:21:53,767 --> 00:21:55,235
<i>A small wedding would
have been all right.</i>

473
00:21:55,235 --> 00:21:56,303
(LAURA SOBS)

474
00:21:58,639 --> 00:22:01,709
(SIGHS) They really don't make
movies like this anymore.

475
00:22:01,709 --> 00:22:04,578
(SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES)

476
00:22:04,578 --> 00:22:06,279
Every time, it makes me cry.

477
00:22:07,147 --> 00:22:08,215
(MONSTER SNIFFLES)

478
00:22:08,215 --> 00:22:09,483
(SOBS)

479
00:22:13,286 --> 00:22:14,221
(SNIFFLES)

480
00:22:16,457 --> 00:22:19,292
Yeah, I liked it.

481
00:22:21,328 --> 00:22:24,432
- Are you crying?
- No. I'm not crying.

482
00:22:24,432 --> 00:22:25,899
- You're crying.
- I know I'm crying.

483
00:22:25,899 --> 00:22:27,401
I mean, I'm obviously
not crying. (VOICE BREAKS)

484
00:22:28,436 --> 00:22:29,637
Are you fucking blind?

485
00:22:29,637 --> 00:22:32,740
My eyes are dry
and you're crying.

486
00:22:32,740 --> 00:22:35,809
(SOBS) The movie was
just fine, okay?

487
00:22:35,809 --> 00:22:38,946
(CHUCKLES) You love musicals.

488
00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,648
- No, I don't. Stop.
- (CHUCKLES) Yes, you do.

489
00:22:40,648 --> 00:22:43,451
- This is some bullshit!
- (LAUGHING)

490
00:22:43,451 --> 00:22:45,486
(SOBS) I don't wanna
feel this way.

491
00:22:45,486 --> 00:22:47,988
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)

492
00:22:47,988 --> 00:22:49,322
(LAURA HUMMING)

493
00:22:50,991 --> 00:22:52,826
(PAPERS RUSTLING)

494
00:23:01,569 --> 00:23:02,636
- (PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS)
- (GASPS) Shit.

495
00:23:02,636 --> 00:23:03,704
- Hello.
- (LAURA SIGHS)

496
00:23:03,704 --> 00:23:05,439
Don't sneak up
on me like that.

497
00:23:05,439 --> 00:23:06,507
Come on, you're fine.

498
00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:08,909
You going somewhere?

499
00:23:10,010 --> 00:23:11,645
No.

500
00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:13,681
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- (OBJECT CLATTERING)

501
00:23:14,582 --> 00:23:15,683
What are you reading?

502
00:23:17,985 --> 00:23:19,620
A script.

503
00:23:19,620 --> 00:23:22,490
Cool, who... who wrote it?

504
00:23:22,490 --> 00:23:25,292
This guy... friend... I know.

505
00:23:26,694 --> 00:23:30,230
Oh, a guy named
Jacob Sullivan.

506
00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:31,632
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Very interesting.

507
00:23:33,266 --> 00:23:35,903
Actually, yes,
it is interesting

508
00:23:35,903 --> 00:23:39,840
because I am contemplating,

509
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:44,244
maybe, showing up
to the auditions today.

510
00:23:44,244 --> 00:23:46,379
- MONSTER: Oh!
- Maybe.

511
00:23:46,379 --> 00:23:48,415
Is this the show
you were telling me about?

512
00:23:48,415 --> 00:23:49,883
The one you developed
with him?

513
00:23:49,883 --> 00:23:51,251
Yes. No!

514
00:23:51,251 --> 00:23:53,020
I did not develop it with him.

515
00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:56,089
I was just very helpful
in the development process.

516
00:23:56,089 --> 00:23:58,826
Yeah, those two sentences mean
the exact same thing.

517
00:23:58,826 --> 00:24:01,662
It'd probably be weird
for me to just show up, right?

518
00:24:01,662 --> 00:24:03,897
I mean, what would
I say to him?

519
00:24:03,897 --> 00:24:06,667
Like, "Oh, give me the role
because you feel bad for me?"

520
00:24:07,801 --> 00:24:08,936
You could.

521
00:24:08,936 --> 00:24:10,838
Or I could threaten to eat him
if that would help.

522
00:24:10,838 --> 00:24:12,272
I mean, I could eat him.
It would literally take me,

523
00:24:12,272 --> 00:24:13,373
- like, two seconds.
- (LAURA MUMBLES)

524
00:24:13,373 --> 00:24:14,608
He broke up with me.

525
00:24:14,608 --> 00:24:15,709
I mean, why would he...
why would he want me

526
00:24:15,709 --> 00:24:17,511
in the show
if he broke up with me.

527
00:24:17,511 --> 00:24:19,513
Uh, because you're good.

528
00:24:19,513 --> 00:24:21,582
Because it's
your fucking part.

529
00:24:21,582 --> 00:24:23,884
(SIGHS) I don't even have
an appointment.

530
00:24:23,884 --> 00:24:25,719
- They're not gonna let me in.
- Okay.

531
00:24:25,719 --> 00:24:26,854
And I can't do
a musical right now.

532
00:24:26,854 --> 00:24:28,355
Look at me.

533
00:24:28,355 --> 00:24:29,356
I just had surgery.

534
00:24:29,356 --> 00:24:32,225
- So?-So?

535
00:24:32,225 --> 00:24:34,094
- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.

536
00:24:34,094 --> 00:24:35,696
- Look!
- Uh, from this angle

537
00:24:35,696 --> 00:24:37,698
I can see your back
and your face simultaneously.

538
00:24:37,698 --> 00:24:39,432
That's how much
I'm looking at you.

539
00:24:39,432 --> 00:24:40,568
- I'm a mess!
- No, you're not.

540
00:24:40,568 --> 00:24:42,603
- I'm a disaster.
- Ugh!

541
00:24:44,404 --> 00:24:46,306
(SIGHS) Okay. Don't go.

542
00:24:46,306 --> 00:24:47,575
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

543
00:24:47,575 --> 00:24:50,110
Hi, I am here
for the audition.

544
00:24:50,110 --> 00:24:51,378
Yes, so is everyone.

545
00:24:52,012 --> 00:24:53,013
Right. (SIGHS)

546
00:24:53,647 --> 00:24:55,783
Bye, diva. What part
are you reading for?

547
00:24:55,783 --> 00:24:57,885
- Uh, Laurie Francis.
- SCOTTY: Okay.

548
00:24:57,885 --> 00:25:00,588
Uh, I actually don't
have an appointment.

549
00:25:00,588 --> 00:25:02,723
(LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

550
00:25:02,723 --> 00:25:04,658
(GRUNTS) Um,
you cannot audition

551
00:25:04,658 --> 00:25:05,626
- without an appointment.
- I... I know.

552
00:25:05,626 --> 00:25:07,761
I... I just thought
maybe you could.

553
00:25:07,761 --> 00:25:08,762
(CLICKS TONGUE) I know,
I'm sorry you thought that,

554
00:25:08,762 --> 00:25:10,631
but I can't help you.
I'm so sorry.

555
00:25:11,965 --> 00:25:13,000
Okay.

556
00:25:14,602 --> 00:25:15,936
Okay, thank you.

557
00:25:15,936 --> 00:25:16,804
Wait.

558
00:25:17,871 --> 00:25:19,472
Why do you look
so familiar to me?

559
00:25:20,641 --> 00:25:23,410
Well, I...
I actually played Laurie

560
00:25:23,410 --> 00:25:25,112
in a few of the workshops

561
00:25:25,112 --> 00:25:27,447
- in the out-of-town tryouts.
- Oh, my God, right, yes.

562
00:25:27,447 --> 00:25:28,281
Yes. Oh, my God.
I remember now.

563
00:25:28,281 --> 00:25:30,651
You were so good.

564
00:25:30,651 --> 00:25:31,518
- Why didn't they...
- Thank you.

565
00:25:31,518 --> 00:25:33,086
...just offer it to you.

566
00:25:33,086 --> 00:25:34,788
Aren't you and Jacob,
like, dating?

567
00:25:34,788 --> 00:25:38,525
Oh, well, that...
It was, um...

568
00:25:38,525 --> 00:25:40,160
- SCOTTY: Ooh!
- Actually, we're...

569
00:25:40,160 --> 00:25:42,362
- It's a little bit...
- You guys broke up. Got it.

570
00:25:42,362 --> 00:25:43,797
Say no more, okay.

571
00:25:43,797 --> 00:25:45,599
Um, here's what
we're gonna do.

572
00:25:45,599 --> 00:25:46,600
We're gonna squeeze you in.

573
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:48,301
Don't tell anyone.

574
00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:50,137
Just, um, take a seat

575
00:25:50,137 --> 00:25:52,272
and we'll call your name
in a little bit, okay?

576
00:25:52,272 --> 00:25:53,506
Thank you so much.

577
00:25:53,506 --> 00:25:55,542
- That's so nice.
- This business is hell.

578
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:56,677
- (CHUCKLES)
- (LAURA SIGHS)

579
00:25:57,711 --> 00:25:58,779
Oh, my!

580
00:25:58,779 --> 00:26:00,147
That's Jackie Dennon.

581
00:26:00,147 --> 00:26:01,715
- I love her. (CHUCKLES)
- (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)

582
00:26:03,717 --> 00:26:06,053
Oh, my God!
She's like... (SHRIEKS)

583
00:26:06,053 --> 00:26:07,487
Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS)

584
00:26:07,487 --> 00:26:09,222
Oh, my God.

585
00:26:09,222 --> 00:26:10,791
Jackie, hey.

586
00:26:10,791 --> 00:26:13,627
ELLYN: Oh, Scotty.
You can cross Sarah Mann

587
00:26:13,627 --> 00:26:15,562
and Ari Grace off the list.

588
00:26:18,866 --> 00:26:22,535
Oh, is that
a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see?

589
00:26:22,535 --> 00:26:24,705
(ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING)

590
00:26:24,705 --> 00:26:26,807
- (ELLYN LAUGHING)
- JACKIE: Hi! Mmm.

591
00:26:26,807 --> 00:26:28,208
ELLYN: Oh, my goodness!
I keep forgetting

592
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:30,077
- how gorgeous you are.
- Wait, look at you.

593
00:26:30,077 --> 00:26:31,578
- Oh, thank you.
- What are you doing?

594
00:26:31,578 --> 00:26:32,680
Can I have the number
of the doctor?

595
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,147
- Oh, stop!
- (SCOTTY LAUGHING)

596
00:26:34,147 --> 00:26:36,049
- (JACKIE MUMBLES)
- I'm so glad you're here.

597
00:26:36,049 --> 00:26:38,085
- JACKIE: Yeah, yeah.
- Scotty, who do I have next?

598
00:26:38,085 --> 00:26:40,553
Uh... Uh, you have,
uh, Laura Franco.

599
00:26:41,521 --> 00:26:43,390
Okay, Laura, follow me.

600
00:26:43,390 --> 00:26:44,324
This one won't take long.

601
00:26:44,324 --> 00:26:45,392
Okay, yeah. No rush.

602
00:26:45,392 --> 00:26:46,626
- Bye.-Bye.

603
00:26:47,527 --> 00:26:48,929
Uh, come on, Lisa.

604
00:26:48,929 --> 00:26:50,597
MAN: (LAUGHING)
Are you kidding me?

605
00:26:50,597 --> 00:26:51,699
I think about that
all the time.

606
00:26:51,699 --> 00:26:54,634
ELLYN: We have
Laura Franco stepping in.

607
00:27:00,107 --> 00:27:01,174
Oh, shit.

608
00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:04,745
- Hi.
- JACOB: Laura.

609
00:27:05,578 --> 00:27:08,916
Wh... What are you doing here?

610
00:27:08,916 --> 00:27:10,818
Oh, I was... I was
in the neighborhood.

611
00:27:11,618 --> 00:27:13,687
I thought I'd pop in.

612
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:15,355
What a surprise.

613
00:27:15,355 --> 00:27:19,292
I'm... happy... to see you.

614
00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:20,460
Uh, you two know each other?

615
00:27:20,460 --> 00:27:21,461
- Yeah.
- JACOB: No.

616
00:27:21,929 --> 00:27:22,730
Yes.

617
00:27:22,730 --> 00:27:23,864
- ELLYN: Oh.
- I'm kidding.

618
00:27:23,864 --> 00:27:26,199
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- That's funny.

619
00:27:26,199 --> 00:27:27,400
Yes. Okay. Great.

620
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,635
- Yeah.
- ELLYN: Um, okay.

621
00:27:28,635 --> 00:27:29,737
- Okay.
- Well, we have,

622
00:27:29,737 --> 00:27:31,604
uh, Jacob Sullivan,

623
00:27:31,604 --> 00:27:33,440
our celebrated director
and writer here,

624
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,876
who you apparently
already know.

625
00:27:35,876 --> 00:27:37,945
And a few members
of our creative team.

626
00:27:37,945 --> 00:27:39,379
Okay?

627
00:27:39,379 --> 00:27:40,748
Nice to see you... Meet you.

628
00:27:40,748 --> 00:27:41,815
Yeah. Okay.
Whenever you're ready.

629
00:27:41,815 --> 00:27:43,216
- LAURA: Okay.
- Thanks.

630
00:27:43,216 --> 00:27:44,551
(EXHALES)

631
00:27:46,619 --> 00:27:48,655
(PLAYING PIANO)

632
00:27:49,622 --> 00:27:51,224
(CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS)

633
00:27:51,224 --> 00:27:53,226
Oh, that's, uh, that's it?
Just two bars?

634
00:27:53,226 --> 00:27:55,095
Okay. Got it. Sorry.

635
00:27:55,095 --> 00:27:55,996
Let's do it, yeah.

636
00:27:57,197 --> 00:27:58,298
(LAURA EXHALES)

637
00:27:58,298 --> 00:28:00,400
(PIANO PLAYING)

638
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,668
(PAPER BAG RUSTLING)

639
00:28:02,702 --> 00:28:03,871
(VOICE CRACKS) <i>* Hi ♪</i>

640
00:28:03,871 --> 00:28:06,006
<i>♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪</i>

641
00:28:07,074 --> 00:28:08,976
<i>♪ You put up your feet ♪</i>

642
00:28:10,277 --> 00:28:11,678
<i>♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪</i>

643
00:28:12,913 --> 00:28:14,314
<i>♪ True, maybe that... ♪</i>

644
00:28:15,282 --> 00:28:16,950
Sorry, um...

645
00:28:16,950 --> 00:28:19,019
Uh, can I... I can do
better than that.

646
00:28:19,019 --> 00:28:20,687
- (SOFTLY) That looks good.
- LAURA: Can I...

647
00:28:20,687 --> 00:28:22,022
- take it one more time?
- Mmm, yeah.

648
00:28:22,022 --> 00:28:23,891
(INHALES) <i>* Hi ♪</i>

649
00:28:23,891 --> 00:28:26,994
<i>♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪</i>

650
00:28:26,994 --> 00:28:29,729
<i>♪ You put up your feet ♪</i>

651
00:28:29,729 --> 00:28:32,766
<i>♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪</i>

652
00:28:32,766 --> 00:28:35,668
<i>♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪</i>

653
00:28:35,668 --> 00:28:36,770
<i>♪ The right way ♪</i>

654
00:28:36,770 --> 00:28:39,006
<i>♪ But please spend the night ♪</i>

655
00:28:39,006 --> 00:28:42,275
<i>♪ Maybe we could find out ♪</i>

656
00:28:42,275 --> 00:28:43,676
(ELLYN SIGHS)

657
00:28:43,676 --> 00:28:45,545
<i>♪ And allay any doubt ♪</i>

658
00:28:45,545 --> 00:28:47,047
<i>♪ This is it ♪</i>

659
00:28:47,047 --> 00:28:48,415
(COUGHS)

660
00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:50,483
<i>♪ Enchanté ♪</i>

661
00:28:50,483 --> 00:28:53,053
Sorry. Okay. One more time.

662
00:28:53,053 --> 00:28:55,722
I promise.
Maestro, from the top.

663
00:28:56,589 --> 00:28:58,725
- (EXHALES)
- (PIANO PLAYING)

664
00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:01,628
I don't know what happened.

665
00:29:01,628 --> 00:29:04,064
I... I...
I completely blacked out.

666
00:29:04,064 --> 00:29:06,900
My voice closed up
and I was... I was doing

667
00:29:06,900 --> 00:29:09,069
this, like, weird thing
with my hand.

668
00:29:09,069 --> 00:29:11,371
And... And... Oh, my God!

669
00:29:11,371 --> 00:29:13,540
Ugh! I probably looked
like I had no idea

670
00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:15,742
- what I was doing.
- MONSTER: Oh, give me a break.

671
00:29:15,742 --> 00:29:17,144
- You know what you're doing.
- No.

672
00:29:17,144 --> 00:29:19,379
Clearly, I don't.
'Cause I just...

673
00:29:19,379 --> 00:29:21,248
I just messed it all up.

674
00:29:21,248 --> 00:29:23,783
I can't believe it. I failed.

675
00:29:25,853 --> 00:29:27,154
I failed. And now...

676
00:29:28,421 --> 00:29:29,589
And now my life is over.

677
00:29:30,723 --> 00:29:31,959
It's... It's done.

678
00:29:33,927 --> 00:29:35,662
But, whatever.

679
00:29:37,430 --> 00:29:39,833
'Cause I'm probably not
really that talented anyway.

680
00:29:41,534 --> 00:29:43,403
Hey, you know
who's super talented?

681
00:29:44,371 --> 00:29:45,638
Like a really good actor?

682
00:29:46,439 --> 00:29:47,440
(LAURA SIGHS)

683
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:48,541
Who?

684
00:29:48,541 --> 00:29:50,010
Me!

685
00:29:51,378 --> 00:29:53,213
- (CHUCKLES)
- LAURA: You're not an actor.

686
00:29:53,213 --> 00:29:54,848
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.

687
00:29:54,848 --> 00:29:57,084
Yeah, I'll prove it to ya.
I'll... I'll do a sonnet.

688
00:29:57,084 --> 00:29:58,518
- What?
- Oh, no, no, no.

689
00:29:58,518 --> 00:30:00,120
I wanna. Uh, I wanna do
something more modern,

690
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:03,223
like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill,
or Sam Shepard.

691
00:30:03,223 --> 00:30:05,192
- Uh, I'm not in the mood.
- You're not in the mood

692
00:30:05,192 --> 00:30:07,527
for one of the great
American playwrights? Okay.

693
00:30:08,395 --> 00:30:09,396
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)

694
00:30:09,396 --> 00:30:10,630
I can sing, too.

695
00:30:10,630 --> 00:30:12,532
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.

696
00:30:12,532 --> 00:30:14,201
- No, you can't.
- Five, six, seven...

697
00:30:15,768 --> 00:30:17,804
(GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING)

698
00:30:20,473 --> 00:30:22,943
<i>**</i>

699
00:30:23,610 --> 00:30:26,980
<i>♪ ♪</i>

700
00:30:30,717 --> 00:30:32,519
<i>**</i>

701
00:30:33,820 --> 00:30:35,322
- (GLASS CRACKLING)
- Good?

702
00:30:36,523 --> 00:30:37,524
Not terrible.

703
00:30:41,161 --> 00:30:42,329
Okay, here we go.

704
00:30:42,329 --> 00:30:43,763
How about <i>Comedy of Errors?</i>

705
00:30:43,763 --> 00:30:45,498
No, I don't do Shakespeare.

706
00:30:45,498 --> 00:30:47,834
What? Willy's the best.

707
00:30:48,768 --> 00:30:50,603
- Willy?
- That's what I call him.

708
00:30:50,603 --> 00:30:54,174
Look, I... I'm just
not that kind of actor.

709
00:30:54,174 --> 00:30:56,643
I mean, I love the plays.
I studied them,

710
00:30:56,643 --> 00:30:58,078
but I just... I'm...

711
00:30:58,078 --> 00:31:01,181
I'm not classically trained
or whatever.

712
00:31:01,181 --> 00:31:03,283
Well, you don't need
to be classically trained

713
00:31:03,283 --> 00:31:05,085
to do this.

714
00:31:05,085 --> 00:31:06,486
There's no subtext
in these plays.

715
00:31:06,486 --> 00:31:08,121
It's all just right there
on the page.

716
00:31:08,121 --> 00:31:09,689
- Mmm-hmm.
- You don't have to think.

717
00:31:09,689 --> 00:31:11,091
You just...

718
00:31:11,091 --> 00:31:12,659
feel your way
through the words.

719
00:31:12,659 --> 00:31:14,294
LAURA: Really?

720
00:31:14,294 --> 00:31:16,163
Okay, Laurence Olivier.

721
00:31:16,163 --> 00:31:17,830
Show me how it's done.

722
00:31:17,830 --> 00:31:19,866
I will.
Thank you for the floor.

723
00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:22,135
Oh, I know
which one you should do.

724
00:31:22,135 --> 00:31:23,536
MONSTER: All right.
(CLEARS THROAT) Whoo!

725
00:31:25,872 --> 00:31:26,873
Here.

726
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,176
Okay, sure. Uh, give me some,

727
00:31:29,176 --> 00:31:30,978
uh, give me some
context for that.

728
00:31:30,978 --> 00:31:33,180
Okay, SparkNotes.
(CLICKS TONGUE)

729
00:31:34,847 --> 00:31:35,782
Uh...

730
00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:41,621
This is basically this guy

731
00:31:41,621 --> 00:31:44,457
telling this girl
that he loves her,

732
00:31:44,457 --> 00:31:47,394
but it's confusing.

733
00:31:47,394 --> 00:31:49,396
There's too much stuff
in the way.

734
00:31:49,396 --> 00:31:52,499
That's correct. That was
a test and you passed.

735
00:31:52,499 --> 00:31:54,401
(SIGHS) Okay.

736
00:31:55,235 --> 00:31:57,204
(MUMBLING)

737
00:31:59,572 --> 00:32:01,975
- Yeah, great.
- Well, don't you need

738
00:32:01,975 --> 00:32:04,311
- to look at it?
-"Sweet mistress,

739
00:32:04,311 --> 00:32:06,546
"what your name is else,
I know not,

740
00:32:06,546 --> 00:32:07,981
"nor by what wonder

741
00:32:07,981 --> 00:32:09,482
-"you do hit of mine."
- (CHUCKLES) Why are you

742
00:32:09,482 --> 00:32:11,751
- talking like that?
- Why are you laughing at me?

743
00:32:11,751 --> 00:32:13,653
- I'm projecting.
- Okay.

744
00:32:13,653 --> 00:32:15,989
You don't need to do that.
It's just you and me,

745
00:32:15,989 --> 00:32:18,525
speak like a regular person.

746
00:32:18,525 --> 00:32:20,093
- Oh, you know what I mean.
- (CHUCKLES) Wow!

747
00:32:20,093 --> 00:32:21,394
You know what I mean.

748
00:32:21,394 --> 00:32:22,562
Okay, okay. Great, fine.

749
00:32:22,562 --> 00:32:24,497
Back to one.
All right. Ooh! I'm nervous.

750
00:32:24,497 --> 00:32:26,566
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)

751
00:32:29,869 --> 00:32:31,671
"Sweet mistress,

752
00:32:31,671 --> 00:32:34,174
"what your name is else,
I know not,

753
00:32:34,174 --> 00:32:37,544
"Nor by what wonder
you do hit of mine,

754
00:32:37,544 --> 00:32:39,546
"Less in your knowledge
and your grace you show not,

755
00:32:39,546 --> 00:32:41,114
"Than our earth's wonder;

756
00:32:43,050 --> 00:32:46,453
"more than earth divine.

757
00:32:46,453 --> 00:32:50,923
"Teach me, dear creature,
how to think and speak:

758
00:32:52,092 --> 00:32:55,028
"Lay open
to my earthly-gross conceit;

759
00:32:55,028 --> 00:32:59,532
"Smother'd in errors,
feeble, shallow, weak,

760
00:32:59,532 --> 00:33:02,735
"The folded meaning
of your words' deceit."

761
00:33:02,735 --> 00:33:04,971
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

762
00:33:14,814 --> 00:33:19,352
"Are you a god? would you
create me new?

763
00:33:21,354 --> 00:33:23,823
"Transform me then,
and to your power I'll yield.

764
00:33:25,825 --> 00:33:32,732
"Sing, siren, for thyself
and I will dote:

765
00:33:34,634 --> 00:33:37,670
"Spread o'er the silver waves
thy golden hairs,

766
00:33:39,339 --> 00:33:42,809
"And as a bed I'll take thee
and there lie;

767
00:33:45,445 --> 00:33:47,814
"And, in that
glorious supposition think

768
00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:51,684
"He gains by death that
hath such means to die:

769
00:33:53,953 --> 00:33:58,491
"Let Love, being light,

770
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,595
"be drowned if she sink!"

771
00:34:09,569 --> 00:34:10,670
(READING GLASSES THUD)

772
00:34:13,005 --> 00:34:13,940
That was good.

773
00:34:14,907 --> 00:34:15,875
Thanks.

774
00:34:20,980 --> 00:34:22,482
Ah. (GRUNTS)

775
00:34:22,482 --> 00:34:24,451
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)

776
00:34:26,386 --> 00:34:27,620
Shit, it's Jacob.

777
00:34:27,620 --> 00:34:28,688
Tell him to go fuck himself,
we're acting.

778
00:34:28,688 --> 00:34:30,190
What? No. I should.

779
00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:31,458
Well, tell him
he's a limp dick,

780
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:32,992
- fuck face.
- Monster.

781
00:34:32,992 --> 00:34:34,661
- I should take this.
- Come on. No, no, no.

782
00:34:34,661 --> 00:34:36,296
Tell him his play
is problematic

783
00:34:36,296 --> 00:34:38,365
and riddled with clichés. Hey!

784
00:34:39,699 --> 00:34:41,501
- Jacob? Hi!
- JACOB: (OVER PHONE) <i>Hi.</i>

785
00:34:41,501 --> 00:34:43,803
- Hi! Oh, shit.
- JACOB: <i>Busy?</i>

786
00:34:43,803 --> 00:34:45,738
- Hi! (CHUCKLES)
- JACOB: <i>Hi.</i>

787
00:34:45,738 --> 00:34:47,240
- Hi. (LAUGHS)
- JACOB: <i>I...</i>

788
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:51,478
I wanted to call
to check in about today.

789
00:34:51,478 --> 00:34:54,046
- That's... That's nice of you.
- JACOB: <i>But, um...</i>

790
00:34:54,046 --> 00:34:56,048
(CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just
gonna come out and say it.

791
00:34:56,048 --> 00:34:58,385
I know you really wanted
to play Laurie Francis

792
00:34:58,385 --> 00:35:01,053
<i>I really wanted you
to play her too.</i>

793
00:35:01,053 --> 00:35:04,157
<i>- I mean, I wrote it...</i>
- I didn't get it, did I?

794
00:35:05,592 --> 00:35:06,493
I'm sorry.

795
00:35:07,894 --> 00:35:08,895
LAURA: <i>Don't be.</i>

796
00:35:11,564 --> 00:35:13,200
Um...

797
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:16,169
So, um, so, who got the role?

798
00:35:16,169 --> 00:35:17,537
JACOB: <i>Do you know who...</i>

799
00:35:17,537 --> 00:35:19,572
Jackie Dennon...

800
00:35:20,873 --> 00:35:23,042
<i>- is?</i> -Yeah.

801
00:35:23,042 --> 00:35:24,344
Yeah, I know who she is.

802
00:35:24,344 --> 00:35:26,646
She's... She's good.

803
00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:28,681
JACOB: <i>Yeah, she is.</i>

804
00:35:28,681 --> 00:35:31,418
<i>Uh, and she didn't audition,</i>

805
00:35:31,418 --> 00:35:34,621
<i>but Mazie's making
a name for herself these days.</i>

806
00:35:34,621 --> 00:35:38,024
<i>So, I... Uh, we,
the team offered her,</i>

807
00:35:38,024 --> 00:35:39,492
<i>uh, one of
the supporting roles.</i>

808
00:35:40,059 --> 00:35:40,993
Oh.

809
00:35:42,161 --> 00:35:43,596
Well, uh...

810
00:35:44,964 --> 00:35:47,099
I was thinking,

811
00:35:47,099 --> 00:35:50,737
uh, you know, you could
understudy Jackie,

812
00:35:50,737 --> 00:35:53,340
<i>since you know
the role so well.</i>

813
00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:56,075
- Oh.
- I should add that

814
00:35:56,075 --> 00:35:58,478
the understudy would also be
a part of the ensemble.

815
00:35:58,478 --> 00:35:59,579
Um...

816
00:35:59,579 --> 00:36:00,480
<i>I know that's probably not</i>

817
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:01,748
<i>something you're
interested in.</i>

818
00:36:01,748 --> 00:36:02,615
<i>- But...</i>
- I'll do it.

819
00:36:03,750 --> 00:36:04,617
Yep.

820
00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:10,490
I'm... I'm so happy
to hear that.

821
00:36:11,591 --> 00:36:12,525
<i>Uh...</i>

822
00:36:17,029 --> 00:36:18,130
I actually have to go.

823
00:36:18,998 --> 00:36:20,099
<i>- Have a good one.</i>
- Yeah.

824
00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:21,268
- JACOB: I'll see you soon.
- (HESITATES)

825
00:36:21,268 --> 00:36:23,069
- Yeah, see you soon.
<i>- Yeah, yeah, yeah.</i>

826
00:36:23,069 --> 00:36:24,904
- Bye, bye.
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)

827
00:36:29,609 --> 00:36:32,111
MONSTER: "To bait fish withal:

828
00:36:32,111 --> 00:36:37,517
"if it will feed nothing else
it will feed my revenge."

829
00:36:39,051 --> 00:36:40,086
(CELL PHONE CLATTERS
ON COUNTER)

830
00:36:42,855 --> 00:36:44,190
(LAURA EXHALES)

831
00:36:45,157 --> 00:36:46,092
Hello?

832
00:36:48,395 --> 00:36:50,263
Mmm. What are you doing?

833
00:36:51,464 --> 00:36:52,532
Nothing.

834
00:36:55,167 --> 00:36:56,636
That pie is old.

835
00:36:56,636 --> 00:36:58,070
Still tastes
pretty good to me.

836
00:36:59,339 --> 00:37:00,340
How'd the call go?

837
00:37:01,741 --> 00:37:03,476
What did old dumb-dumb
have to say?

838
00:37:03,476 --> 00:37:04,677
- (FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER)
- (MONSTER SNIFFS)

839
00:37:06,746 --> 00:37:08,648
He gave the part
to Jackie Dennon.

840
00:37:08,648 --> 00:37:10,049
Oh, fuck. She's good.

841
00:37:10,049 --> 00:37:12,619
- Just doesn't make any sense.
- I watched that show.

842
00:37:12,619 --> 00:37:14,621
Did you see
the finale last year?

843
00:37:15,187 --> 00:37:16,589
When she...

844
00:37:17,724 --> 00:37:19,225
I get emotional
just thinking about it.

845
00:37:19,225 --> 00:37:20,460
He hates famous people.

846
00:37:20,460 --> 00:37:22,295
Yeah, she's
also very talented.

847
00:37:22,295 --> 00:37:23,863
LAURA: Oh, my God!

848
00:37:23,863 --> 00:37:25,031
- Oh!
- MONSTER: Are you okay?

849
00:37:25,031 --> 00:37:26,466
I just... I feel...

850
00:37:28,368 --> 00:37:29,702
Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS)

851
00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:32,872
- MONSTER: What... you feel...
- Uh.

852
00:37:32,872 --> 00:37:34,374
I don't... I... I don't know.

853
00:37:34,374 --> 00:37:35,575
This doesn't feel good.

854
00:37:35,575 --> 00:37:36,576
Yeah, you look
a little sweaty, too.

855
00:37:36,576 --> 00:37:37,877
- Are you gonna throw up?
- Ah, yeah.

856
00:37:37,877 --> 00:37:39,646
- MONSTER: Yeah.
- Yeah, I really feel that.

857
00:37:39,646 --> 00:37:42,114
- MONSTER: Okay.
- So stupid.

858
00:37:43,850 --> 00:37:45,184
- What are you doing?
- (MONSTER INHALES)

859
00:37:45,184 --> 00:37:46,753
- LAURA: No, no, no!
- (SHATTERING)

860
00:37:46,753 --> 00:37:49,155
- Those are my mother's.
- Even better.

861
00:37:49,155 --> 00:37:51,057
Monster, don't!

862
00:37:51,057 --> 00:37:52,559
(SHATTERING)

863
00:37:52,559 --> 00:37:54,160
(MONSTER LAUGHS)

864
00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,262
- What is wrong with you?
- Your turn.

865
00:37:56,963 --> 00:37:58,465
Laura, try one.

866
00:38:00,299 --> 00:38:02,234
Trust me. You'll feel better.

867
00:38:02,234 --> 00:38:03,736
Stop holding it in.

868
00:38:04,804 --> 00:38:05,738
Do it.

869
00:38:07,374 --> 00:38:08,741
Come on! Come on!

870
00:38:09,976 --> 00:38:13,245
Yeah! How'd that feel?

871
00:38:13,245 --> 00:38:14,847
- Actually felt good.
- Feels pretty good, huh?

872
00:38:14,847 --> 00:38:16,248
- LAURA: Yeah.
- Here do another one.

873
00:38:16,248 --> 00:38:17,850
Give me another one. Okay.

874
00:38:19,051 --> 00:38:20,753
MONSTER: Oh, yeah!

875
00:38:21,588 --> 00:38:24,290
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- Oh, my God!

876
00:38:24,290 --> 00:38:25,592
MONSTER:
Look at you being bad.

877
00:38:25,592 --> 00:38:26,759
(GROWLS)

878
00:38:26,759 --> 00:38:29,028
- You're in trouble.
- Whoa! Shit.

879
00:38:29,028 --> 00:38:30,296
Oh, it's on now.

880
00:38:30,296 --> 00:38:32,732
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS)

881
00:38:32,732 --> 00:38:34,767
No, no, no. This is my side.

882
00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:35,768
Take the other side.

883
00:38:36,302 --> 00:38:37,370
(GASPS)

884
00:38:38,405 --> 00:38:41,140
(MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY)

885
00:38:41,140 --> 00:38:42,909
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)

886
00:38:42,909 --> 00:38:44,777
- (LAURA LAUGHING)
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)

887
00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:48,781
- (BOTH SIGHING)
- You're a mess.

888
00:38:49,348 --> 00:38:50,783
You're a mess.

889
00:38:53,653 --> 00:38:55,555
Two weeks have gone by fast.

890
00:38:57,490 --> 00:38:59,659
Really? Been two weeks?

891
00:39:00,860 --> 00:39:01,794
Yep.

892
00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:07,233
I guess, uh, that's my time.

893
00:39:08,935 --> 00:39:11,804
I should... get out.

894
00:39:12,805 --> 00:39:14,641
- Pack my shit.
- Yeah, yeah.

895
00:39:14,641 --> 00:39:15,908
- I remember it all.
- Hit the pavement.

896
00:39:15,908 --> 00:39:17,009
I remember
those things that I said.

897
00:39:18,110 --> 00:39:19,412
Thank you for reminding me.

898
00:39:19,412 --> 00:39:21,548
Uh-huh. So...

899
00:39:23,516 --> 00:39:25,485
- I better get on that.
- Yep.

900
00:39:28,387 --> 00:39:30,356
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

901
00:39:31,223 --> 00:39:31,924
Stay.

902
00:39:36,529 --> 00:39:38,598
I mean, only,
only if you want to.

903
00:39:43,169 --> 00:39:44,370
Okay.

904
00:39:52,244 --> 00:39:53,045
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

905
00:39:53,045 --> 00:39:54,581
(MAN GRUNTING)

906
00:39:57,016 --> 00:39:57,850
(WOMAN COUGHS)

907
00:40:09,496 --> 00:40:11,030
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

908
00:40:11,030 --> 00:40:13,500
I'm sorry. I just...
Is anybody sitting here?

909
00:40:13,500 --> 00:40:14,734
Yeah. No! No!

910
00:40:14,734 --> 00:40:16,002
- I mean, no! Uh...
- Yes?

911
00:40:16,002 --> 00:40:18,571
- That's you. You are.
- Oh, okay. Great.

912
00:40:18,571 --> 00:40:19,806
That's who's sitting there.

913
00:40:20,873 --> 00:40:22,174
- Hi, I'm Jackie.
- I'm Laurie.

914
00:40:22,174 --> 00:40:23,175
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry.

915
00:40:23,175 --> 00:40:25,978
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- Uh, I'm... I'm Laura.

916
00:40:25,978 --> 00:40:27,046
- Not Laurie. You're Laurie.
- JACKIE: Nice to meet you.

917
00:40:27,046 --> 00:40:28,581
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

918
00:40:28,581 --> 00:40:29,716
I know who you are.

919
00:40:29,716 --> 00:40:30,883
(SIGHS) Can I ask
you a question?

920
00:40:30,883 --> 00:40:33,319
- Uh, yeah.
- Does my hair look insane?

921
00:40:33,319 --> 00:40:34,821
It's like so windy outside.

922
00:40:35,021 --> 00:40:36,923
Um, yeah.

923
00:40:36,923 --> 00:40:38,558
- JACKIE: It does?
- It looks insane.

924
00:40:38,558 --> 00:40:40,259
- Oh, no. It does?
- Insanely good.

925
00:40:40,627 --> 00:40:42,094
Oh. (CHUCKLES)

926
00:40:42,094 --> 00:40:43,496
- (LAURA CHUCKLES)
- JACKIE: That's funny.

927
00:40:43,496 --> 00:40:44,931
You look flawless.

928
00:40:44,931 --> 00:40:45,898
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- MAZIE: <i>Shabbat Shalom,</i>

929
00:40:45,898 --> 00:40:46,766
fuckers!

930
00:40:46,766 --> 00:40:48,668
- LAURA: Hey.
- Hi.

931
00:40:48,668 --> 00:40:50,469
- I texted you.
- Sorry.

932
00:40:51,571 --> 00:40:53,773
Look, it's famed director
Jacob Sullivan.

933
00:40:54,106 --> 00:40:55,775
Gonna behave
yourself today, Mazie?

934
00:40:56,042 --> 00:40:56,743
MAZIE: Are you?

935
00:40:58,645 --> 00:40:59,846
Hi, Laura.

936
00:41:00,479 --> 00:41:02,281
- Hey.
- JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES)

937
00:41:02,281 --> 00:41:03,750
DON: Don McBride.

938
00:41:03,750 --> 00:41:05,585
Stage Manager.
I'll be managing...

939
00:41:05,585 --> 00:41:06,919
You know what
I'm managing.

940
00:41:06,919 --> 00:41:08,921
- Reading starts in five...
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)

941
00:41:08,921 --> 00:41:10,590
Five, five!

942
00:41:13,325 --> 00:41:15,427
"We cannot all succeed,

943
00:41:17,463 --> 00:41:19,431
"when half of us
are held back."

944
00:41:22,301 --> 00:41:23,603
Malala Yousafzai.

945
00:41:25,672 --> 00:41:27,273
Thought I'd start
with a quote.

946
00:41:27,273 --> 00:41:28,240
(PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT)

947
00:41:28,240 --> 00:41:32,378
Hello and welcome to the

948
00:41:32,378 --> 00:41:34,413
first rehearsal
of <i>House of Good Women.</i>

949
00:41:34,413 --> 00:41:36,382
(ALL APPLAUDING)

950
00:41:39,451 --> 00:41:45,391
This piece, as stated
in the title is, um,

951
00:41:46,458 --> 00:41:50,296
a love letter to women.

952
00:41:50,296 --> 00:41:51,831
It's an acknowledgement.

953
00:41:51,831 --> 00:41:56,102
An acknowledgement
of the terrible burden

954
00:41:56,102 --> 00:41:58,004
that society places on women.

955
00:41:58,504 --> 00:41:59,505
And a...

956
00:42:00,372 --> 00:42:03,710
tribute to the strength,

957
00:42:05,544 --> 00:42:06,646
and the courage

958
00:42:08,014 --> 00:42:13,820
that women use
to overcome that oppression.

959
00:42:13,820 --> 00:42:16,623
But, uh, before we get started
on the read-through,

960
00:42:16,623 --> 00:42:20,026
I want to introduce
our leading lady.

961
00:42:20,026 --> 00:42:26,833
The incandescent,
the brilliant Jackie Dennon,

962
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:28,868
- as Laurie Francis.
- (ALL APPLAUDING)

963
00:42:28,868 --> 00:42:31,170
Thank you, Jackie,
for being here.

964
00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:32,939
(CAST CHEERING)

965
00:42:52,625 --> 00:42:53,793
- All right.
<i>- (DOCTOR LOVE</i> PLAYING)

966
00:42:53,793 --> 00:42:55,194
<i>**</i>

967
00:42:55,194 --> 00:42:56,595
(INAUDIBLE)

968
00:42:56,595 --> 00:42:59,031
<i>♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪</i>

969
00:43:00,599 --> 00:43:03,535
<i>♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪</i>

970
00:43:03,535 --> 00:43:05,271
<i>♪ Here is the one to choose ♪</i>

971
00:43:06,272 --> 00:43:07,439
<i>**</i>

972
00:43:08,607 --> 00:43:09,676
<i>♪ I can give you... ♪</i>

973
00:43:09,676 --> 00:43:11,978
You haven't followed
our rules, Laurie.

974
00:43:11,978 --> 00:43:13,579
I know, Headmaster.

975
00:43:13,579 --> 00:43:15,314
WILL: There are certain...

976
00:43:15,314 --> 00:43:17,149
ways to behave.

977
00:43:17,149 --> 00:43:19,051
<i>**</i>

978
00:43:21,754 --> 00:43:23,489
<i>♪ That you can think of ♪</i>

979
00:43:24,590 --> 00:43:26,325
<i>♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪</i>

980
00:43:26,325 --> 00:43:27,059
<i>♪ He's Doctor Love ♪</i>

981
00:43:28,895 --> 00:43:30,897
JACOB: Wonderful.
Thank you all so much.

982
00:43:30,897 --> 00:43:33,365
Don't forget to send
your, uh, conflict dates

983
00:43:33,365 --> 00:43:35,334
to Don.

984
00:43:35,334 --> 00:43:37,069
Oh, and more importantly,

985
00:43:37,069 --> 00:43:38,871
the theater is having
a Halloween party here

986
00:43:38,871 --> 00:43:41,774
on Saturday,
and we're all invited.

987
00:43:41,774 --> 00:43:44,376
ACTOR 1: Oh, yay!
WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding.

988
00:43:44,376 --> 00:43:46,545
Hey, uh,
I'll meet you outside.

989
00:43:46,545 --> 00:43:48,881
I can bring, like,
10, 20 people.

990
00:43:48,881 --> 00:43:50,549
What?

991
00:43:50,549 --> 00:43:51,751
WILL: Hey, it's
a masterpiece, bro.

992
00:43:54,220 --> 00:43:55,888
- Hey.-Hey.

993
00:43:55,888 --> 00:43:57,957
- Uh, your first table read.
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)

994
00:43:57,957 --> 00:44:00,392
- How do you feel?
- Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal.

995
00:44:00,392 --> 00:44:02,061
You're doing great, already.

996
00:44:02,061 --> 00:44:04,363
- Not that I need to tell you.
- Oh, thank you.

997
00:44:04,363 --> 00:44:06,699
- Um...
- Um, hey, I was...

998
00:44:06,699 --> 00:44:08,534
I was hoping we'd find
a chance to...

999
00:44:08,534 --> 00:44:09,601
JACKIE: Hey, Jacob.

1000
00:44:09,601 --> 00:44:10,803
- Oh, sorry.
- No, no, no.

1001
00:44:10,803 --> 00:44:12,271
- I didn't mean to interrupt.
- You're okay.

1002
00:44:12,271 --> 00:44:13,639
Just wondering if I could
snag you for a quick second.

1003
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,541
Uh, yeah. Sorry.

1004
00:44:15,541 --> 00:44:16,642
- Being snagged.
- LAURA: Yeah, yeah.

1005
00:44:16,642 --> 00:44:18,144
Uh, but maybe we can talk
on Saturday?

1006
00:44:18,144 --> 00:44:19,278
You gonna go?

1007
00:44:19,278 --> 00:44:21,814
Maybe we'll be there,
maybe we won't.

1008
00:44:21,814 --> 00:44:23,883
Hey, Don, we're gonna steal
some costumes.

1009
00:44:23,883 --> 00:44:25,484
- Not allowed.
- MAZIE: Yes, we are.

1010
00:44:25,484 --> 00:44:27,053
- (HANGERS CLATTERING)
- Wait,

1011
00:44:27,053 --> 00:44:29,421
what were you last year
for Halloween again?

1012
00:44:29,421 --> 00:44:30,723
LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt.

1013
00:44:30,723 --> 00:44:32,892
Oof! And the year before that?

1014
00:44:32,892 --> 00:44:35,127
LAURA: Abraham Lincoln.
MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura.

1015
00:44:36,929 --> 00:44:38,931
(GASPS) Ooh, I think
you should bring a date.

1016
00:44:38,931 --> 00:44:41,000
LAURA: No, I don't think
I'm ready for that.

1017
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,002
MAZIE: Yeah, well,
I'm bringing one.

1018
00:44:43,002 --> 00:44:45,404
He's this weird guy that
I met at karate last week.

1019
00:44:45,404 --> 00:44:48,674
He's, kind of, like, stressed,
but I like it.

1020
00:44:52,879 --> 00:44:54,580
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. No.

1021
00:44:54,580 --> 00:44:55,815
What?

1022
00:44:55,815 --> 00:44:57,016
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

1023
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,288
(LAURA SIGHS)

1024
00:45:02,288 --> 00:45:03,689
No solicitations please.

1025
00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:05,691
Ha, ha, very funny.

1026
00:45:09,328 --> 00:45:10,029
What's happening?

1027
00:45:11,063 --> 00:45:12,031
Um...

1028
00:45:13,699 --> 00:45:15,835
You got any plans tonight?

1029
00:45:15,835 --> 00:45:17,703
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Wouldn't you like to know?

1030
00:45:19,005 --> 00:45:20,807
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, I have no plans.

1031
00:45:20,807 --> 00:45:22,041
- What's up?
- Well...

1032
00:45:22,041 --> 00:45:24,811
There's this Halloween party
at the theatre.

1033
00:45:24,811 --> 00:45:26,879
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- And I was thinking...

1034
00:45:29,248 --> 00:45:31,350
Since you're already dressed
for the occasion,

1035
00:45:31,350 --> 00:45:33,019
that maybe you'd like
to come with me.

1036
00:45:33,019 --> 00:45:35,154
Are you asking me
out on a date?

1037
00:45:35,154 --> 00:45:35,888
No.

1038
00:45:37,256 --> 00:45:38,224
No.

1039
00:45:40,092 --> 00:45:41,193
Well, I'm not gonna
leave the house.

1040
00:45:42,161 --> 00:45:43,329
Why not?

1041
00:45:43,329 --> 00:45:46,032
Because I'm a monster,
for one thing, and also,

1042
00:45:46,032 --> 00:45:47,900
I don't wanna hang out
with your ex-boyfriend

1043
00:45:47,900 --> 00:45:49,668
and a bunch
of musical theatre dorks.

1044
00:45:49,668 --> 00:45:50,669
Well, I'm
a musical theatre dork.

1045
00:45:50,669 --> 00:45:52,504
Why don't you just stay here?

1046
00:45:52,504 --> 00:45:53,973
- (SIGHS)
- It'll be fun.

1047
00:45:53,973 --> 00:45:55,207
We can fuck around
with trick-o-treaters

1048
00:45:55,207 --> 00:45:56,208
all night.

1049
00:45:56,208 --> 00:45:58,144
Well, our whole cast is
going so...

1050
00:45:58,144 --> 00:46:00,980
- Oh, well, in that case.
- Please.

1051
00:46:00,980 --> 00:46:02,648
Limp dick, fuck face
has enough friends.

1052
00:46:02,648 --> 00:46:04,984
- Stop calling him that.
- What are you gonna do?

1053
00:46:04,984 --> 00:46:05,918
Kiss his ass all night
and then come home

1054
00:46:05,918 --> 00:46:07,486
and throw a pity party
for yourself?

1055
00:46:07,486 --> 00:46:09,755
I'm not gonna come home
and throw myself a pity party.

1056
00:46:09,755 --> 00:46:10,756
Yeah, right.

1057
00:46:11,891 --> 00:46:13,425
- Please.
- I said no.

1058
00:46:14,927 --> 00:46:16,328
- Fine!-Fine.

1059
00:46:16,328 --> 00:46:17,296
- Fine.-Fine!

1060
00:46:17,296 --> 00:46:19,798
- I'll go alone.
- Yeah, you do that.

1061
00:46:21,267 --> 00:46:23,602
Well, you can...
Can you get out of my room?

1062
00:46:23,602 --> 00:46:24,770
'Cause I need to change.

1063
00:46:25,905 --> 00:46:28,941
I was gonna
make a salad anyway.

1064
00:46:44,490 --> 00:46:46,458
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

1065
00:47:06,345 --> 00:47:07,513
Hi.

1066
00:47:08,414 --> 00:47:09,348
Hi.

1067
00:47:12,919 --> 00:47:14,320
You look, um...

1068
00:47:15,787 --> 00:47:17,489
What?

1069
00:47:17,489 --> 00:47:18,824
- Is it too much?
- No.

1070
00:47:21,427 --> 00:47:22,128
You look nice.

1071
00:47:26,999 --> 00:47:27,967
Thank you.

1072
00:47:31,703 --> 00:47:33,872
- Um, you know you could...
- MONSTER: Hmm?

1073
00:47:35,341 --> 00:47:37,043
- ...still.
- MONSTER: I should probably...

1074
00:47:39,211 --> 00:47:41,780
- Probably just...
- Yeah, right.

1075
00:47:41,780 --> 00:47:45,017
Uh, well, have a good night.

1076
00:47:50,856 --> 00:47:54,226
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)

1077
00:47:55,127 --> 00:47:58,564
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

1078
00:48:08,507 --> 00:48:09,208
DON: Laura.

1079
00:48:10,409 --> 00:48:12,278
Merry Christmas!

1080
00:48:12,278 --> 00:48:14,613
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- DON: That's just a joke.

1081
00:48:14,613 --> 00:48:16,282
Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES)

1082
00:48:16,282 --> 00:48:19,851
- It's Don.
- Yeah, I know.

1083
00:48:20,652 --> 00:48:22,021
You look great, Don.

1084
00:48:22,021 --> 00:48:23,522
I really... I really like
your costume.

1085
00:48:23,522 --> 00:48:25,124
- Really?-Yeah.

1086
00:48:25,124 --> 00:48:26,458
- Yeah?-Uh...

1087
00:48:27,426 --> 00:48:29,228
Yeah.

1088
00:48:29,228 --> 00:48:31,330
Good costume to you, too.

1089
00:48:31,330 --> 00:48:32,798
She doesn't wanna
talk to you, Don.

1090
00:48:34,833 --> 00:48:35,934
Excuse me.

1091
00:48:43,909 --> 00:48:44,910
Laura.

1092
00:48:46,378 --> 00:48:47,879
Wow.

1093
00:48:47,879 --> 00:48:50,549
Wow, to you too, my liege.

1094
00:48:51,783 --> 00:48:52,751
You look great.

1095
00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:56,088
- Hi!-Jackie.

1096
00:48:56,088 --> 00:48:58,991
Wow, your costume is lit.

1097
00:48:58,991 --> 00:49:01,260
(ALL LAUGHING)

1098
00:49:01,260 --> 00:49:03,195
You look so beautiful.

1099
00:49:03,195 --> 00:49:04,830
- You really do.
- LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you.

1100
00:49:07,699 --> 00:49:09,501
- So do you.
- Oh, thanks.

1101
00:49:09,501 --> 00:49:11,970
Equally, equally as beautiful.

1102
00:49:14,740 --> 00:49:16,608
Um... Should we...

1103
00:49:16,608 --> 00:49:17,943
Do you guys want a drink?
I'll get us drinks.

1104
00:49:17,943 --> 00:49:19,045
- You get a beer.
- (JACOB CHUCKLES)

1105
00:49:19,045 --> 00:49:20,112
You get a beer.
I'll be right back.

1106
00:49:20,112 --> 00:49:22,848
- Okay.
- Thank you.

1107
00:49:22,848 --> 00:49:25,784
Well, you two seem like
you're friends now.

1108
00:49:25,784 --> 00:49:27,619
- That's great.
- Yeah, we actually,

1109
00:49:27,619 --> 00:49:30,522
we grabbed a bite
before, uh, before the party.

1110
00:49:30,522 --> 00:49:32,724
A bite?
Oh, fun.

1111
00:49:32,724 --> 00:49:36,095
Yeah, yeah. I... I like her.

1112
00:49:38,497 --> 00:49:40,866
Um, I did... I did wanna say

1113
00:49:40,866 --> 00:49:42,968
- to you...
- JACKIE: Okay, guys.

1114
00:49:42,968 --> 00:49:45,104
- Two beers for new pals.
- Oh, awesome.

1115
00:49:45,104 --> 00:49:46,605
- Cheers.
- JACKIE: Happy Halloween.

1116
00:49:46,605 --> 00:49:48,440
JACOB: Happy Halloween.
LAURA: Happy, happy, happy.

1117
00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:50,076
(JACOB CHUCKLES)

1118
00:49:50,076 --> 00:49:51,877
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- (DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING)

1119
00:49:51,877 --> 00:49:53,179
<i>**</i>

1120
00:49:53,179 --> 00:49:54,613
CHORUS: <i>* Who are you? ♪</i>

1121
00:49:54,613 --> 00:49:56,182
MAN: <i>* I am the voodoo man ♪</i>

1122
00:49:56,182 --> 00:49:57,983
CHORUS: <i>* Who are you? ♪</i>

1123
00:49:57,983 --> 00:49:59,285
MAN: <i>* I am the voodoo man ♪</i>

1124
00:49:59,285 --> 00:50:01,353
<i>♪ I'm gonna cast
A spell on you ♪</i>

1125
00:50:01,353 --> 00:50:04,490
<i>♪ Well, who am I? ♪</i>

1126
00:50:04,490 --> 00:50:07,493
CHORUS: <i>* The Voodoo man ♪</i>
MAN: <i>* Well, who am I? ♪</i>

1127
00:50:07,493 --> 00:50:08,960
CHORUS: <i>* The Voodoo man ♪</i>
MAN: <i>* Yes, who am I? ♪</i>

1128
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:11,897
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

1129
00:50:11,897 --> 00:50:13,732
<i>**</i>

1130
00:50:16,968 --> 00:50:19,571
<i>♪ And turn it
To a head of you ♪</i>

1131
00:50:20,672 --> 00:50:23,008
<i>♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪</i>

1132
00:50:23,008 --> 00:50:25,677
(MUFFLED) <i>* Then you'll know
What I'm gonna do ♪</i>

1133
00:50:27,946 --> 00:50:29,881
(ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)

1134
00:50:45,397 --> 00:50:47,466
(JACKIE LAUGHING)

1135
00:50:47,466 --> 00:50:49,435
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

1136
00:51:16,895 --> 00:51:18,897
- You came.
- I did.

1137
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,235
What are you?

1138
00:51:23,235 --> 00:51:25,271
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm a business monster.

1139
00:51:28,106 --> 00:51:29,107
Are you having fun?

1140
00:51:31,210 --> 00:51:33,044
I'm having
a terrible time, actually.

1141
00:51:34,213 --> 00:51:36,215
Hmm. That's too bad.

1142
00:51:38,784 --> 00:51:41,620
Should we take it out
on the dance floor?

1143
00:51:48,894 --> 00:51:50,762
<i>(YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE</i>
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

1144
00:52:03,008 --> 00:52:04,743
<i>**</i>

1145
00:52:04,743 --> 00:52:08,447
<i>♪ Every day
There's something new ♪</i>

1146
00:52:08,447 --> 00:52:12,251
CHORUS: <i>* Ooh, ooh
Ooh, baby ♪</i>

1147
00:52:12,251 --> 00:52:15,521
MAN: <i>* Honey
To keep me loving you ♪</i>

1148
00:52:15,521 --> 00:52:19,458
<i>**</i>

1149
00:52:19,458 --> 00:52:22,594
<i>♪ And with every
Passing minute ♪</i>

1150
00:52:24,396 --> 00:52:30,669
<i>♪ Oh, baby
So much joy wrapped up in it ♪</i>

1151
00:52:30,669 --> 00:52:32,371
TOGETHER:
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1152
00:52:32,371 --> 00:52:37,543
<i>♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪</i>

1153
00:52:37,543 --> 00:52:39,645
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1154
00:52:39,645 --> 00:52:44,550
<i>♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪</i>

1155
00:52:45,917 --> 00:52:47,853
<i>**</i>

1156
00:52:47,853 --> 00:52:53,559
WOMAN: <i>* And now,
I've got a song to sing ♪</i>

1157
00:52:53,559 --> 00:52:59,631
<i>♪ Telling the world
About the joy you bring ♪</i>

1158
00:53:02,100 --> 00:53:06,838
<i>♪ And you gave me
A reason for living ♪</i>

1159
00:53:06,838 --> 00:53:08,974
<i>♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪</i>

1160
00:53:10,342 --> 00:53:13,379
<i>**</i>

1161
00:53:13,379 --> 00:53:15,146
TOGETHER:
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1162
00:53:15,146 --> 00:53:20,486
<i>♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪</i>

1163
00:53:20,486 --> 00:53:22,020
<i>♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪</i>

1164
00:53:22,020 --> 00:53:27,859
<i>♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪</i>

1165
00:53:27,859 --> 00:53:29,861
WOMAN:
<i>♪ Oh ♪</i>

1166
00:53:29,861 --> 00:53:32,664
MAN: <i>* To find
A love like yours ♪</i>

1167
00:53:32,664 --> 00:53:35,934
<i>♪ Is rare these days ♪</i>

1168
00:53:35,934 --> 00:53:39,070
<i>♪ 'Cause you've shown me
What happiness is ♪</i>

1169
00:53:39,070 --> 00:53:40,606
<i>♪ In so many ways ♪</i>

1170
00:53:40,606 --> 00:53:43,275
♪

1171
00:53:46,745 --> 00:53:50,316
<i>♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪</i>

1172
00:53:50,316 --> 00:53:54,853
<i>♪ Where tears used to be ♪</i>

1173
00:53:54,853 --> 00:53:56,555
MAN: <i>* What you've
Given me... ♪</i>

1174
00:53:56,555 --> 00:53:57,689
Should we get out of here?

1175
00:54:00,091 --> 00:54:01,126
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)

1176
00:54:04,763 --> 00:54:07,399
Yeah, uh...

1177
00:54:07,399 --> 00:54:08,800
I'm just... I'm gonna
use the bathroom.

1178
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:10,201
I'll be right back.

1179
00:54:11,837 --> 00:54:13,339
(SONG ENDS)

1180
00:54:13,339 --> 00:54:15,374
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)

1181
00:54:38,096 --> 00:54:39,798
(JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY)

1182
00:54:48,407 --> 00:54:50,442
- Fuck, you're incredible.
- (WOMAN CHUCKLES)

1183
00:54:50,442 --> 00:54:52,444
(JACOB AND WOMAN
BREATHING HEAVILY)

1184
00:55:04,423 --> 00:55:05,457
Stay here.

1185
00:55:07,559 --> 00:55:09,495
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

1186
00:55:14,132 --> 00:55:15,333
(OBJECTS THUD)

1187
00:55:17,102 --> 00:55:18,336
Hello?

1188
00:55:19,738 --> 00:55:21,807
- (INDISTINCT CREAKING)
- JACOB: Is someone there?

1189
00:55:30,449 --> 00:55:32,384
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1190
00:55:33,619 --> 00:55:35,554
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)

1191
00:55:39,458 --> 00:55:40,426
- (TRAP DOOR CLANKS)
- (JACOB YELLS)

1192
00:55:40,426 --> 00:55:43,094
(THUDS, YELLS)

1193
00:55:43,094 --> 00:55:44,496
(SCREAMING)

1194
00:55:50,268 --> 00:55:51,737
(SCREAMING FADES)

1195
00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:56,575
Of course. Of course,
he wants to be with her.

1196
00:55:56,575 --> 00:55:58,410
I knew it. Of course he does.

1197
00:55:58,410 --> 00:55:59,978
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
Do you think he saw us?

1198
00:55:59,978 --> 00:56:02,347
Do you think he saw me?
Do you think he saw us?

1199
00:56:02,347 --> 00:56:03,815
Who cares if he saw us?

1200
00:56:06,718 --> 00:56:07,753
I feel bad.

1201
00:56:09,054 --> 00:56:10,155
(SIGHS) I feel so bad.

1202
00:56:10,155 --> 00:56:11,857
- I feel really bad.
- MONSTER: Stop feeling bad.

1203
00:56:11,857 --> 00:56:14,460
Why? Why did you have
to hurt him like that?

1204
00:56:14,460 --> 00:56:15,594
Because he hurt you!

1205
00:56:17,496 --> 00:56:20,298
But, I... But I'm fine.

1206
00:56:20,298 --> 00:56:23,268
I'm okay. It's okay.
I'm not an idiot.

1207
00:56:23,268 --> 00:56:25,203
She's famous.

1208
00:56:25,203 --> 00:56:29,174
She's more talented than me.
She's more beautiful than me.

1209
00:56:29,174 --> 00:56:31,543
We're not together anymore.
He doesn't owe me anything.

1210
00:56:31,543 --> 00:56:33,512
He doesn't owe me anything.

1211
00:56:33,512 --> 00:56:35,814
- LAURA: It's okay.
- I disagree!

1212
00:56:35,814 --> 00:56:37,983
I think it's
specifically not okay.

1213
00:56:37,983 --> 00:56:39,317
That prick broke up
with you when you were

1214
00:56:39,317 --> 00:56:40,385
in the hospital,

1215
00:56:41,553 --> 00:56:44,189
- right after you had surgery.
- Well...

1216
00:56:44,189 --> 00:56:45,724
He... He fucking
abandoned you.

1217
00:56:45,724 --> 00:56:48,627
And he doesn't
owe you anything?

1218
00:56:48,627 --> 00:56:51,129
What... What the hell are you
actually talking about?

1219
00:56:51,129 --> 00:56:53,031
- Well, I'm talking about...
- And the musical?

1220
00:56:53,031 --> 00:56:54,666
What about the musical?
He wrote a role for you.

1221
00:56:54,666 --> 00:56:57,168
Yeah? He told you
it was yours.

1222
00:56:57,168 --> 00:56:59,538
That he's gonna make
all your dreams come true.

1223
00:56:59,538 --> 00:57:01,540
Is that what he said?
And then a moment later,

1224
00:57:01,540 --> 00:57:03,709
it got kind of tough, huh?

1225
00:57:05,677 --> 00:57:07,378
And he took it
all away from you.

1226
00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,550
You did what
you always do here, Laura.

1227
00:57:11,550 --> 00:57:14,419
You supported.
Yeah. Look at me.

1228
00:57:14,419 --> 00:57:15,621
You supported him,

1229
00:57:16,254 --> 00:57:17,823
you listened,

1230
00:57:17,823 --> 00:57:19,324
did whatever he needed,
whenever he needed.

1231
00:57:19,324 --> 00:57:20,592
And what he did?

1232
00:57:22,628 --> 00:57:23,895
Huh? Taking it all
away from you,

1233
00:57:23,895 --> 00:57:26,532
just to avoid facing you?
That's not okay.

1234
00:57:26,532 --> 00:57:27,899
- But it is okay.
- That's not okay.

1235
00:57:27,899 --> 00:57:31,336
- It has to be okay.
- It doesn't have to be okay.

1236
00:57:31,336 --> 00:57:32,838
- Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.

1237
00:57:32,838 --> 00:57:33,739
It's not okay.

1238
00:57:39,210 --> 00:57:40,679
Laura, it's not okay.

1239
00:57:40,679 --> 00:57:42,013
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1240
00:57:42,013 --> 00:57:43,248
It's not.

1241
00:57:45,216 --> 00:57:46,518
It's just not.

1242
00:57:52,758 --> 00:57:54,626
It's not okay.

1243
00:57:54,626 --> 00:57:57,596
- (SOFTLY) It's not okay?
- It's not okay.

1244
00:58:00,131 --> 00:58:00,832
It's... (VOICE BREAKS)

1245
00:58:02,267 --> 00:58:03,835
(SOBS) It's not okay.

1246
00:58:07,973 --> 00:58:08,874
It's not okay.

1247
00:58:14,179 --> 00:58:15,614
It's not okay. (CRIES)

1248
00:58:19,250 --> 00:58:21,319
- It's not okay.
- No.

1249
00:58:21,319 --> 00:58:22,621
It's not okay. (CRYING)

1250
00:58:24,255 --> 00:58:25,490
It's not okay!

1251
00:58:25,490 --> 00:58:27,458
(YELLING) It's not okay.

1252
00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:29,294
It's not okay.

1253
00:58:29,294 --> 00:58:31,462
(SCREAMS) It's not okay.

1254
00:58:31,462 --> 00:58:33,632
(CAR ALARM BLARING)

1255
00:58:34,933 --> 00:58:36,868
<i>(IF I HAD YOU</i>
BY JIMMY DURANTE PLAYING)

1256
00:58:40,538 --> 00:58:42,540
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)

1257
00:58:46,211 --> 00:58:49,514
<i>**</i>

1258
00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:53,251
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)

1259
00:58:53,251 --> 00:58:55,020
(MONSTER AND LAURA GRUNTING)

1260
00:58:57,222 --> 00:59:00,859
<i>**</i>

1261
00:59:00,859 --> 00:59:02,861
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)

1262
00:59:06,164 --> 00:59:08,199
(BOTH GRUNTING)

1263
00:59:08,199 --> 00:59:09,300
(MONSTER GROWLS)

1264
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:12,170
(LAURA GROWLS)

1265
00:59:12,170 --> 00:59:13,939
(MONSTER GROWLING SOFTLY)

1266
00:59:15,306 --> 00:59:17,008
(LAURA MOANING)

1267
00:59:19,310 --> 00:59:21,512
(LAURA GRUNTING)

1268
00:59:22,513 --> 00:59:25,183
(LAURA GRUNTS FURIOUSLY)

1269
00:59:25,183 --> 00:59:26,685
(MONSTER GROWLS)

1270
00:59:28,253 --> 00:59:29,520
Wow. (SIGHS)

1271
00:59:30,488 --> 00:59:32,423
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1272
00:59:33,558 --> 00:59:35,794
Seriously, wow.

1273
00:59:35,794 --> 00:59:38,563
- That was awesome.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)

1274
00:59:38,563 --> 00:59:39,698
(WATER RUNNING)

1275
00:59:43,334 --> 00:59:44,469
(WATER STOPS)

1276
00:59:45,070 --> 00:59:45,771
(LAURA CHUCKLES)

1277
00:59:50,275 --> 00:59:52,343
(LAUGHING)

1278
00:59:52,343 --> 00:59:54,579
(PIANO PLAYING)

1279
01:00:11,196 --> 01:00:13,732
You got a lot
of tricks up your sleeve.

1280
01:00:13,732 --> 01:00:16,167
(CHUCKLES) Well,
I got a lot of downtime.

1281
01:00:20,238 --> 01:00:22,073
- Do you know this one?
- (PLAYING PIANO)

1282
01:00:26,411 --> 01:00:27,478
Yeah, I love this one.

1283
01:00:28,479 --> 01:00:29,981
Will you sing it for me?

1284
01:00:32,550 --> 01:00:33,919
- No.
- If you don't sing,

1285
01:00:33,919 --> 01:00:35,620
- I'm gonna sing.
- Okay.

1286
01:00:37,122 --> 01:00:38,123
(SCOFFS) Okay.

1287
01:00:39,390 --> 01:00:42,527
- Careful what you wish for.
- I can't wait.

1288
01:00:42,527 --> 01:00:47,699
<i>♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time ♪</i>

1289
01:00:47,699 --> 01:00:50,435
That's good.

1290
01:00:50,435 --> 01:00:55,907
<i>♪ I've sung a lot of songs
I've made some bad rhymes ♪</i>

1291
01:00:55,907 --> 01:00:57,608
- It's a little off.
- No.

1292
01:00:57,608 --> 01:01:01,179
<i>♪ I've acted out my life
in stages ♪</i>

1293
01:01:01,179 --> 01:01:04,149
<i>♪ With ten thousand people
watching ♪</i>

1294
01:01:04,149 --> 01:01:06,184
(LAUGHS) Come on.

1295
01:01:06,184 --> 01:01:09,955
<i>♪ But we're alone now
And I'm singing this song ♪</i>

1296
01:01:09,955 --> 01:01:12,057
- Thank you.
<i>- ♪ For you ♪</i>

1297
01:01:13,925 --> 01:01:18,363
<i>♪ I know your image of me
Is what I hoped to be ♪</i>

1298
01:01:21,066 --> 01:01:26,137
<i>♪ I treated you unkindly
But darling, can't you see? ♪</i>

1299
01:01:26,137 --> 01:01:27,305
All right.

1300
01:01:27,305 --> 01:01:30,475
<i>♪ There's no one
more important to me ♪</i>

1301
01:01:30,475 --> 01:01:32,243
Okay.

1302
01:01:32,243 --> 01:01:35,847
<i>♪ Darling, can't you please
see through me? ♪</i>

1303
01:01:35,847 --> 01:01:37,515
<i>♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪</i>

1304
01:01:37,515 --> 01:01:40,685
<i>♪ And I'm singing
this song for you ♪</i>

1305
01:01:40,685 --> 01:01:42,087
Yeah, there it is.

1306
01:01:44,689 --> 01:01:47,325
<i>♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪</i>

1307
01:01:47,325 --> 01:01:50,929
<i>♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪</i>

1308
01:01:52,363 --> 01:01:56,835
<i>♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪</i>

1309
01:01:59,037 --> 01:02:02,107
<i>♪ But now I'm so much better ♪</i>

1310
01:02:02,107 --> 01:02:06,011
<i>♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪</i>

1311
01:02:06,011 --> 01:02:09,280
<i>♪ Listen to the melody ♪</i>

1312
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:13,852
<i>♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪</i>

1313
01:02:18,756 --> 01:02:21,126
<i>♪ I love you in a place ♪</i>

1314
01:02:21,126 --> 01:02:26,364
<i>♪ Where there's no space
or time ♪</i>

1315
01:02:26,364 --> 01:02:31,036
<i>♪ I love you for in my life
You are a friend of mine ♪</i>

1316
01:02:33,071 --> 01:02:36,741
<i>♪ And when my life is over ♪</i>

1317
01:02:36,741 --> 01:02:40,145
<i>♪ Remember
when we were together ♪</i>

1318
01:02:41,446 --> 01:02:42,948
<i>♪ We were alone ♪</i>

1319
01:02:42,948 --> 01:02:46,317
<i>♪ And I was singing
this song for you ♪</i>

1320
01:02:49,855 --> 01:02:53,124
<i>♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪</i>

1321
01:02:53,124 --> 01:02:56,761
<i>♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪</i>

1322
01:02:58,163 --> 01:03:02,633
<i>♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪</i>

1323
01:03:04,769 --> 01:03:07,638
<i>♪ But now I'm so much better ♪</i>

1324
01:03:07,638 --> 01:03:11,809
<i>♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪</i>

1325
01:03:11,809 --> 01:03:15,113
<i>♪ Listen to the melody ♪</i>

1326
01:03:15,113 --> 01:03:19,851
<i>♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪</i>

1327
01:03:19,851 --> 01:03:20,685
MONSTER: <i>What are you
doing tomorrow?</i>

1328
01:03:22,753 --> 01:03:25,590
Um, um, I'm getting
blood work done.

1329
01:03:25,590 --> 01:03:26,925
Um, hoping to get
some good news,

1330
01:03:26,925 --> 01:03:28,659
and then I have rehearsal,

1331
01:03:29,227 --> 01:03:32,197
but then... Why?

1332
01:03:33,131 --> 01:03:34,165
Do you wanna do something?

1333
01:03:35,800 --> 01:03:37,869
- Yeah.
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)

1334
01:03:37,869 --> 01:03:39,404
Um, let's say 8:00?

1335
01:03:39,404 --> 01:03:40,872
Yeah, 8:00 is good.

1336
01:03:40,872 --> 01:03:42,974
- I like 8:00.
- Me, too.

1337
01:03:43,975 --> 01:03:45,944
Okay, I will...

1338
01:03:46,978 --> 01:03:49,414
see you at 8:00.

1339
01:03:49,414 --> 01:03:51,616
- Yeah, um...
- Okay.

1340
01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:54,219
- Goodnight.-Goodnight.

1341
01:03:54,219 --> 01:03:58,423
<i>♪ We were alone
And I was singing this song ♪</i>

1342
01:03:58,423 --> 01:03:59,824
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)

1343
01:04:00,591 --> 01:04:04,695
<i>♪ For you ♪</i>

1344
01:04:07,365 --> 01:04:08,333
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)

1345
01:04:10,001 --> 01:04:12,303
(BED SQUEAKING)

1346
01:04:20,311 --> 01:04:21,012
NURSE: Arm.

1347
01:04:35,360 --> 01:04:36,894
(CLICKS TONGUE)
You have difficult veins.

1348
01:04:38,063 --> 01:04:40,031
I have a difficult nurse.

1349
01:04:40,031 --> 01:04:41,732
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

1350
01:04:44,369 --> 01:04:46,271
JACOB: What's that?

1351
01:04:46,271 --> 01:04:47,505
Hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on.

1352
01:04:48,339 --> 01:04:49,807
Guys, what's going on?

1353
01:04:49,807 --> 01:04:52,010
Opening night is in two weeks.

1354
01:04:52,010 --> 01:04:53,544
Why aren't you in your places?

1355
01:04:53,544 --> 01:04:55,346
DON: Yeah, places.

1356
01:04:55,346 --> 01:04:57,715
What I always say.

1357
01:04:57,715 --> 01:05:00,285
Oh, hey. Aren't you,
um, stage left for this part?

1358
01:05:01,186 --> 01:05:03,188
Yeah, I know. Thanks.

1359
01:05:03,188 --> 01:05:05,823
Oh, I just didn't
wanna run into you.

1360
01:05:05,823 --> 01:05:08,826
Sorry. Um, wait. Hi.

1361
01:05:08,826 --> 01:05:10,962
What... (CHUCKLES)
What's her deal?

1362
01:05:10,962 --> 01:05:12,030
I don't know.

1363
01:05:14,199 --> 01:05:16,634
Maybe it's because you flirt
with her boyfriend.

1364
01:05:16,634 --> 01:05:18,469
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)

1365
01:05:18,469 --> 01:05:20,305
- What?
- Laura and Jacob.

1366
01:05:20,305 --> 01:05:22,340
Yeah.

1367
01:05:22,340 --> 01:05:24,009
They broke up
just a few months ago.

1368
01:05:24,009 --> 01:05:25,910
Oh, my God,
I literally had no idea.

1369
01:05:25,910 --> 01:05:27,545
Yeah, and you should
probably also know

1370
01:05:27,545 --> 01:05:29,847
that Jacob wrote Laurie

1371
01:05:29,847 --> 01:05:31,249
(WHISPERS) for Laura.

1372
01:05:31,249 --> 01:05:33,284
He wrote the... (GASPS)

1373
01:05:35,020 --> 01:05:36,321
Why didn't
anybody tell me that?

1374
01:05:36,887 --> 01:05:38,223
Fuck.

1375
01:05:38,223 --> 01:05:40,158
WILL: You haven't been
following the rules, Laurie.

1376
01:05:40,158 --> 01:05:41,859
I know, Headmaster.

1377
01:05:41,859 --> 01:05:43,461
There's a certain way
we behave.

1378
01:05:44,462 --> 01:05:47,098
I know, Headmaster.

1379
01:05:47,098 --> 01:05:48,499
And do you know what we do
with girls like you?

1380
01:05:50,468 --> 01:05:51,836
- Girls like me?
- WILL: Hmm.

1381
01:05:53,538 --> 01:05:54,839
What's wrong
with girls like me?

1382
01:05:55,406 --> 01:05:56,441
JACOB: Okay.

1383
01:05:56,441 --> 01:05:58,509
Black out, intermission, song.

1384
01:05:58,509 --> 01:06:01,279
Let's, uh, let's run
through it as an exercise.

1385
01:06:01,279 --> 01:06:02,713
- Keep it going.
- JACKIE: Okay.

1386
01:06:02,713 --> 01:06:03,681
Uh...

1387
01:06:05,250 --> 01:06:08,419
(SIGHS) What's wrong
with girls like me?

1388
01:06:08,419 --> 01:06:10,488
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.

1389
01:06:11,956 --> 01:06:14,692
When I met him,

1390
01:06:14,692 --> 01:06:17,162
he didn't think there was
anything wrong at all.

1391
01:06:18,429 --> 01:06:20,198
- I remember...
- (PIANO PLAYING)

1392
01:06:21,799 --> 01:06:25,436
I remember the first moment
I met him.

1393
01:06:25,436 --> 01:06:27,238
I remember I said...

1394
01:06:27,238 --> 01:06:30,375
- I said to him...
- (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)

1395
01:06:30,375 --> 01:06:31,609
<i>♪ Hi ♪</i>

1396
01:06:31,609 --> 01:06:33,811
<i>♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪</i>

1397
01:06:35,080 --> 01:06:36,947
<i>♪ Please have a seat ♪</i>

1398
01:06:38,216 --> 01:06:41,186
<i>♪ Coffee or tea ♪</i>

1399
01:06:41,186 --> 01:06:44,155
<i>♪ I have Darjeeling,
And green ♪</i>

1400
01:06:44,155 --> 01:06:48,626
<i>♪ I have a feeling
I've seen you before ♪</i>

1401
01:06:48,626 --> 01:06:51,062
<i>♪ That bright eyes
And that... ♪</i>

1402
01:06:51,062 --> 01:06:52,630
Sorry.

1403
01:06:52,630 --> 01:06:53,798
Fine, fine.

1404
01:06:53,798 --> 01:06:55,666
<i>♪ Smile ♪</i>

1405
01:06:55,666 --> 01:06:57,001
(PIANO STOPS)

1406
01:06:57,001 --> 01:06:58,469
- JACOB: Jackie, uh...
- Yes.

1407
01:07:00,438 --> 01:07:03,108
This is a girl who's
just been sent away

1408
01:07:03,108 --> 01:07:04,175
- from everything she knows.
- JACKIE: Mmm-hmm.

1409
01:07:04,775 --> 01:07:07,912
She's recounting

1410
01:07:07,912 --> 01:07:11,449
the genesis of a relationship
that nearly destroyed her.

1411
01:07:11,449 --> 01:07:12,583
She's about to break.

1412
01:07:12,583 --> 01:07:13,784
I need you to start somewhere.

1413
01:07:13,784 --> 01:07:15,653
Right now, it's like
happy birthday

1414
01:07:15,653 --> 01:07:17,255
at my mom's house.
I'm not getting anything.

1415
01:07:17,955 --> 01:07:19,890
- Okay?-Yeah.

1416
01:07:22,227 --> 01:07:23,494
(JACOB EXHALES)

1417
01:07:24,729 --> 01:07:26,697
(PAINO PLAYING)

1418
01:07:27,532 --> 01:07:28,566
(JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)

1419
01:07:33,971 --> 01:07:35,906
(ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)

1420
01:07:36,574 --> 01:07:37,775
<i>♪ Hi ♪</i>

1421
01:07:37,775 --> 01:07:40,010
<i>♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪</i>

1422
01:07:41,446 --> 01:07:42,913
<i>♪ Please have a seat ♪</i>

1423
01:07:44,382 --> 01:07:45,483
<i>♪ Coffee or... ♪</i>

1424
01:07:45,483 --> 01:07:46,617
- Okay, no, no, no.
- (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)

1425
01:07:46,617 --> 01:07:47,718
- Stop.-Sorry.

1426
01:07:47,718 --> 01:07:48,953
JACOB: It's still not
working for me.

1427
01:07:48,953 --> 01:07:50,020
- Yeah.
- Like, I, kind of, feel like

1428
01:07:50,020 --> 01:07:51,689
I lost you
in the last 24 hours.

1429
01:07:51,689 --> 01:07:53,291
I don't know where you're at.

1430
01:07:53,291 --> 01:07:55,126
And I don't wanna
have to say the same things

1431
01:07:55,126 --> 01:07:56,661
over and over again,
because if I do

1432
01:07:56,661 --> 01:07:58,863
then I feel like my language
no longer has...

1433
01:07:58,863 --> 01:08:00,498
- Yeah, yeah.
- ...kind of any utility.

1434
01:08:00,498 --> 01:08:02,233
- You know what I mean?
- Jesus, lay off, Jacob.

1435
01:08:04,502 --> 01:08:06,304
What was that, Laura?

1436
01:08:06,304 --> 01:08:08,072
You got something to say?

1437
01:08:08,072 --> 01:08:10,575
No? While I have you,
you're too far forward.

1438
01:08:10,575 --> 01:08:13,043
I need you back.
Back, back, back, back.

1439
01:08:14,745 --> 01:08:16,347
The scene isn't about you.

1440
01:08:16,347 --> 01:08:17,915
Funny, it used to be.

1441
01:08:17,915 --> 01:08:19,417
(ACTORS GASP)

1442
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:21,752
Not a good time for that.

1443
01:08:21,752 --> 01:08:23,254
Well, when would be
a good time for that,

1444
01:08:23,254 --> 01:08:24,389
Your Highness?

1445
01:08:24,389 --> 01:08:25,590
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Maybe after rehearsal.

1446
01:08:27,091 --> 01:08:28,359
No, well, actually, no.

1447
01:08:28,359 --> 01:08:30,195
That's... That's not gonna
work for me.

1448
01:08:30,195 --> 01:08:31,929
I wanna talk
about it right now.

1449
01:08:31,929 --> 01:08:33,331
(HUSHED WHISPERS)

1450
01:08:37,468 --> 01:08:38,969
(WHISPERS) Laura,
you're embarrassing yourself.

1451
01:08:44,041 --> 01:08:44,975
(SCOFFS)

1452
01:08:47,645 --> 01:08:48,979
You're embarrassing yourself.

1453
01:08:50,815 --> 01:08:51,682
You think you...

1454
01:08:54,118 --> 01:08:57,087
(MIMICS JACOB)
Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan.

1455
01:08:57,087 --> 01:08:59,257
I'm a pretentious douchebag.

1456
01:08:59,257 --> 01:09:01,759
I think my shit doesn't stink.

1457
01:09:01,759 --> 01:09:03,093
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Well, guess what, Jacob!

1458
01:09:03,093 --> 01:09:05,129
I lived in the same apartment
as you for years,

1459
01:09:05,129 --> 01:09:08,199
and I smelled your shit,
and it doesn't smell good.

1460
01:09:08,199 --> 01:09:10,201
- It doesn't smell good.
- Take a break, Laura.

1461
01:09:10,201 --> 01:09:11,269
LAURA: Yeah, sure.

1462
01:09:11,269 --> 01:09:13,037
What else do you need? Oh!

1463
01:09:13,037 --> 01:09:15,906
(MIMICS JACOB)
Uh, I'm hungry, Laura.

1464
01:09:15,906 --> 01:09:17,875
Can you cook me some pasta?

1465
01:09:17,875 --> 01:09:19,710
Would you mind,
'cause I'm sitting

1466
01:09:19,710 --> 01:09:22,580
on the piano all day
and I just can go

1467
01:09:22,580 --> 01:09:24,882
plunk, plunk, plunk.
I'm useless.

1468
01:09:24,882 --> 01:09:26,617
I don't wanna do the laundry.

1469
01:09:26,617 --> 01:09:28,819
I don't want to do the dishes.

1470
01:09:28,819 --> 01:09:30,321
I don't want to do anything

1471
01:09:30,321 --> 01:09:33,157
because I'm God's gift
to the world,

1472
01:09:33,157 --> 01:09:35,560
because he can string
a few words together.

1473
01:09:35,560 --> 01:09:36,994
But you know what?
I can string

1474
01:09:36,994 --> 01:09:38,796
words together, too, Jacob.

1475
01:09:38,796 --> 01:09:41,232
You limp dick, fuck face!

1476
01:09:41,232 --> 01:09:43,401
DON: All right,
she is letting it out.

1477
01:09:43,401 --> 01:09:45,069
- Laura, let's go outside.
- No, I don't wanna go outside.

1478
01:09:45,069 --> 01:09:46,271
- Why would I wanna go outside?
- MAZIE: Okay, okay.

1479
01:09:46,271 --> 01:09:47,905
- It's cold outside.
- Laura. Lower your voice.

1480
01:09:47,905 --> 01:09:49,139
(SHOUTING)
I will not lower my voice!

1481
01:09:49,139 --> 01:09:50,475
Don't tell me
to lower my voice!

1482
01:09:50,475 --> 01:09:51,942
You lower your voice!

1483
01:09:51,942 --> 01:09:55,480
You're disloyal,
narcissistic piece of shit!

1484
01:09:55,480 --> 01:09:56,981
Asshole!

1485
01:09:56,981 --> 01:09:59,684
DON: Okey-dokey. All right.

1486
01:09:59,684 --> 01:10:02,320
Got a little hot here
in the kitchen.

1487
01:10:02,320 --> 01:10:04,789
Think it's time
to, uh, take five, everybody.

1488
01:10:04,789 --> 01:10:07,258
That's five. Five!

1489
01:10:07,258 --> 01:10:09,360
Thank you so much, everyone.

1490
01:10:09,360 --> 01:10:11,095
That's 10, Don.

1491
01:10:11,095 --> 01:10:12,062
Ha!

1492
01:10:16,301 --> 01:10:17,535
(MAZIE LAUGHING)

1493
01:10:17,535 --> 01:10:19,504
- What?-Nothing.

1494
01:10:19,504 --> 01:10:20,771
You think this is funny?

1495
01:10:20,771 --> 01:10:22,607
Yeah, I did. I thought
it was a little funny.

1496
01:10:22,607 --> 01:10:24,275
- Nothing about that was funny.
- MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay.

1497
01:10:24,275 --> 01:10:25,343
Jacob's being an asshole.

1498
01:10:25,343 --> 01:10:26,444
He can't talk
to people like that.

1499
01:10:26,444 --> 01:10:27,678
Well, directors are assholes,

1500
01:10:27,678 --> 01:10:30,114
and sometimes they do
talk to people like that.

1501
01:10:30,114 --> 01:10:33,351
And dude, Jackie is...
Fuck. Butchering the part.

1502
01:10:34,018 --> 01:10:35,820
I don't blame him.

1503
01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:36,887
- Okay. (GRUNTS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)

1504
01:10:36,887 --> 01:10:38,022
Everyone's hanging out,
can we go?

1505
01:10:38,022 --> 01:10:39,490
No, I'm not hanging out.

1506
01:10:39,490 --> 01:10:42,026
- Okay, then don't hang out.
- You're just gonna leave.

1507
01:10:42,026 --> 01:10:44,194
- Yeah.
- Why do you always do that?

1508
01:10:44,194 --> 01:10:46,331
God, you're
such a shitty friend.

1509
01:10:46,331 --> 01:10:48,866
- Shitty friend?
- A shitty friend.

1510
01:10:48,866 --> 01:10:50,200
After everything
I've done for you,

1511
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,536
- that's how you talk to me?
- Oh, yes. Thank you.

1512
01:10:51,536 --> 01:10:53,304
Thank you so much, seriously,
for picking me up

1513
01:10:53,304 --> 01:10:54,305
from the hospital
and for doing

1514
01:10:54,305 --> 01:10:55,873
the bare minimum, always.

1515
01:10:55,873 --> 01:10:57,241
Thank you so much.

1516
01:11:00,010 --> 01:11:01,579
Sorry, do you have
any other friends,

1517
01:11:03,247 --> 01:11:05,650
any family, a boyfriend?

1518
01:11:07,051 --> 01:11:08,252
Hmm?

1519
01:11:08,252 --> 01:11:09,954
Don't push it, Laura.

1520
01:11:11,021 --> 01:11:12,222
Call me when you're you again.

1521
01:11:13,524 --> 01:11:15,092
This is me.

1522
01:11:15,092 --> 01:11:16,394
Good luck with that.

1523
01:11:22,266 --> 01:11:23,768
(SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR)

1524
01:11:23,768 --> 01:11:24,602
LAURA: Damn it!

1525
01:11:28,305 --> 01:11:29,474
We need to talk.

1526
01:11:36,614 --> 01:11:37,882
LAURA: <i>We're talking
about my behavior?</i>

1527
01:11:37,882 --> 01:11:38,949
Are you listening to yourself?

1528
01:11:38,949 --> 01:11:40,117
Goddamn it, Laura.

1529
01:11:41,419 --> 01:11:43,788
I didn't force you
to audition.

1530
01:11:43,788 --> 01:11:45,523
It was your choice to be here.

1531
01:11:45,523 --> 01:11:47,392
If you can't handle it
because of your own shit,

1532
01:11:47,392 --> 01:11:49,794
- that's on you.
- My own shit?

1533
01:11:49,794 --> 01:11:50,895
We're together
for five years

1534
01:11:50,895 --> 01:11:52,563
and now this is
just my own shit?

1535
01:11:52,563 --> 01:11:54,031
You offered me a role,
and then you tried

1536
01:11:54,031 --> 01:11:55,800
to cut me out.

1537
01:11:55,800 --> 01:11:57,868
- You tried to cut me out.
- We broke up.

1538
01:11:57,868 --> 01:12:00,170
We broke up.

1539
01:12:01,406 --> 01:12:03,240
It's hard for me
to be around you.

1540
01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:04,542
I don't wanna be around you.

1541
01:12:04,542 --> 01:12:07,912
I have to sit and watch
someone else play my role

1542
01:12:07,912 --> 01:12:09,213
that you wrote for me,

1543
01:12:09,213 --> 01:12:10,781
that I helped you build.

1544
01:12:10,781 --> 01:12:12,983
Because I workshopped
every single song,

1545
01:12:12,983 --> 01:12:15,986
and every single scene
in this show with you, Jacob.

1546
01:12:15,986 --> 01:12:18,255
I read every single iteration

1547
01:12:18,255 --> 01:12:20,458
and version
of your stupid book,

1548
01:12:20,458 --> 01:12:21,792
so you could hear it out loud.

1549
01:12:21,792 --> 01:12:24,028
You were my girlfriend.
You were my girlfriend.

1550
01:12:26,697 --> 01:12:29,400
Why did you offer me
the role, Jacob?

1551
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:30,835
Why did you paint
the whole picture for me

1552
01:12:30,835 --> 01:12:32,537
if you were just gonna
take it all away?

1553
01:12:33,037 --> 01:12:34,304
Why?

1554
01:12:36,841 --> 01:12:38,509
Is it because
we were sleeping together?

1555
01:12:40,545 --> 01:12:43,013
Is the role of Laurie Francis
exclusively reserved...

1556
01:12:43,013 --> 01:12:44,314
- (JACOB SIGHS)
- ...for the woman

1557
01:12:44,314 --> 01:12:46,517
that you're fucking
at the moment? Is that it?

1558
01:12:46,517 --> 01:12:47,752
What are you talking about?

1559
01:12:48,553 --> 01:12:51,188
(CHUCKLES)

1560
01:12:51,188 --> 01:12:52,690
I saw you
at the Halloween party.

1561
01:12:54,158 --> 01:12:56,026
I saw you with Jackie.

1562
01:12:56,026 --> 01:12:58,295
I saw you
and I wish I didn't care.

1563
01:12:58,295 --> 01:13:00,130
I shouldn't care.

1564
01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:03,200
But, I still care.

1565
01:13:03,200 --> 01:13:06,471
For some reason, I do.
I can't help it.

1566
01:13:06,471 --> 01:13:08,606
And I still love you.

1567
01:13:09,974 --> 01:13:12,510
And I... (VOICE BREAKS)
I wish I didn't.

1568
01:13:14,344 --> 01:13:16,180
I hate myself for it.

1569
01:13:16,180 --> 01:13:20,451
And I hate that I have you
on this stupid pedestal,

1570
01:13:20,451 --> 01:13:22,386
and I can't stop
feeling this way.

1571
01:13:22,386 --> 01:13:24,622
And I don't want to anymore.

1572
01:13:24,622 --> 01:13:26,323
And I don't know how to stop.

1573
01:13:26,323 --> 01:13:28,826
And I just need you
to tell me.

1574
01:13:28,826 --> 01:13:29,627
How did you do it?

1575
01:13:33,230 --> 01:13:34,799
How, Jacob?

1576
01:13:38,703 --> 01:13:40,638
How did you stop loving me?

1577
01:13:41,271 --> 01:13:42,473
(SOBS)

1578
01:13:43,708 --> 01:13:45,643
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1579
01:13:48,412 --> 01:13:49,747
How could you do that to me?

1580
01:14:00,625 --> 01:14:03,393
- (ZIPPER UNZIPS)
- (LAURA SIGHS)

1581
01:14:03,393 --> 01:14:05,395
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (JACOB MOANS)

1582
01:14:07,732 --> 01:14:08,666
(SIGHS)

1583
01:14:25,716 --> 01:14:27,752
I spoke to the creative team.

1584
01:14:32,389 --> 01:14:33,858
This is so fucked up.

1585
01:14:36,060 --> 01:14:37,327
You can't be in the show.

1586
01:14:39,296 --> 01:14:40,531
You're a liability.

1587
01:14:45,603 --> 01:14:46,503
I'm sorry.

1588
01:15:03,187 --> 01:15:04,388
(DOOR OPENS)

1589
01:15:05,422 --> 01:15:07,124
- LAURA: Monster?
- (DOOR CLOSES)

1590
01:15:07,124 --> 01:15:08,626
Sorry, I'm late.

1591
01:15:13,998 --> 01:15:14,699
(SIGHS)

1592
01:15:31,348 --> 01:15:32,549
Monster, are you in there?

1593
01:15:45,930 --> 01:15:47,665
<i>(SOLITUDE</i> BY EDDIE HEYWOOD
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

1594
01:15:59,243 --> 01:16:04,514
<i>**</i>

1595
01:16:08,085 --> 01:16:10,721
<i>**</i>

1596
01:16:16,226 --> 01:16:19,596
<i>**</i>

1597
01:16:21,265 --> 01:16:25,936
<i>**</i>

1598
01:16:28,572 --> 01:16:29,840
<i>**</i>

1599
01:16:29,840 --> 01:16:30,607
Whoa.

1600
01:16:33,077 --> 01:16:33,811
Laura.

1601
01:16:35,179 --> 01:16:36,280
What is this place?

1602
01:16:36,280 --> 01:16:40,184
MONSTER: It's, uh, well...
It's kinda where I live.

1603
01:16:40,184 --> 01:16:42,319
It's just, uh...
It's a mess right now.

1604
01:16:42,319 --> 01:16:44,188
Um...

1605
01:16:44,188 --> 01:16:46,323
It's... I need
to organize all this stuff.

1606
01:16:46,323 --> 01:16:48,759
But, uh, I don't know.

1607
01:16:48,759 --> 01:16:50,761
Uh, one man's trash
is another man's...

1608
01:16:51,628 --> 01:16:53,063
You get it. (SIGHING)

1609
01:16:55,132 --> 01:16:56,701
LAURA: Wow.

1610
01:16:56,701 --> 01:16:58,635
MONSTER: Yeah.
Rehearsal ran late?

1611
01:17:00,070 --> 01:17:01,105
Uh...

1612
01:17:02,072 --> 01:17:03,440
Yeah, yeah.

1613
01:17:03,440 --> 01:17:05,175
Sorry about that.

1614
01:17:08,278 --> 01:17:09,646
Everything okay?

1615
01:17:10,614 --> 01:17:11,949
Everything is fine.

1616
01:17:13,383 --> 01:17:15,753
Why do you ask?

1617
01:17:15,753 --> 01:17:18,689
Um, well, you're
not looking at me in the eye,

1618
01:17:18,689 --> 01:17:19,790
for one thing.

1619
01:17:22,226 --> 01:17:23,493
What?

1620
01:17:24,829 --> 01:17:26,096
Yes.

1621
01:17:26,096 --> 01:17:27,965
- Ah, I...
- You're not looking me

1622
01:17:27,965 --> 01:17:28,699
in the eye.

1623
01:17:29,299 --> 01:17:30,467
What's up there?

1624
01:17:30,467 --> 01:17:31,668
Um, it's...

1625
01:17:32,269 --> 01:17:33,203
I'm right here.

1626
01:17:34,271 --> 01:17:35,639
Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry.

1627
01:17:35,639 --> 01:17:36,807
Yeah, I'm sorry, okay?

1628
01:17:36,807 --> 01:17:40,044
I'm sorry. I just had
a very shitty day.

1629
01:17:41,245 --> 01:17:42,546
Okay. What happened?

1630
01:17:44,749 --> 01:17:47,451
- I got fired.
- What? How?

1631
01:17:48,285 --> 01:17:50,855
I... might have had a...

1632
01:17:52,289 --> 01:17:53,490
(CLICKS TONGUE)

1633
01:17:54,424 --> 01:17:57,461
...meltdown during rehearsal.

1634
01:17:57,461 --> 01:18:00,464
And... (SIGHS)
Then after that,

1635
01:18:00,464 --> 01:18:04,468
I... I fought with Mazie.

1636
01:18:07,004 --> 01:18:07,738
MONSTER: Uh-huh.

1637
01:18:09,106 --> 01:18:10,174
And, um...

1638
01:18:12,676 --> 01:18:14,745
- And then, um...
- (MONSTER SIGHS)

1639
01:18:17,681 --> 01:18:19,549
Well, Jacob, um,

1640
01:18:21,886 --> 01:18:25,589
wanted to talk with me
after rehearsal.

1641
01:18:26,656 --> 01:18:28,592
So I... stayed.

1642
01:18:31,061 --> 01:18:32,062
Um...

1643
01:18:32,963 --> 01:18:33,898
Yeah.

1644
01:18:35,299 --> 01:18:36,600
How did that talk go?

1645
01:18:37,367 --> 01:18:38,602
It wasn't...

1646
01:18:40,670 --> 01:18:42,272
It was, like, more like, um...

1647
01:18:44,308 --> 01:18:45,042
Did you guys...

1648
01:18:46,710 --> 01:18:48,112
kiss or something?

1649
01:18:57,087 --> 01:18:57,922
I'm sorry.

1650
01:18:57,922 --> 01:19:00,024
- MONSTER: Mmm.
- I'm so sorry.

1651
01:19:05,529 --> 01:19:06,430
- I'm so sorry.
- (MUSIC STOPS)

1652
01:19:06,430 --> 01:19:07,497
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (OBJECTS CLATTER)

1653
01:19:07,497 --> 01:19:08,632
(OBJECTS CLINKING)

1654
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,135
(LAURA SIGHING)

1655
01:19:13,603 --> 01:19:14,704
Why?

1656
01:19:14,704 --> 01:19:16,807
(SOFTLY) I don't know.

1657
01:19:16,807 --> 01:19:18,909
- Why would you do that?
- I don't know.

1658
01:19:18,909 --> 01:19:19,977
He doesn't love you.

1659
01:19:20,878 --> 01:19:22,312
He doesn't love you.

1660
01:19:22,312 --> 01:19:23,047
He never has.

1661
01:19:23,848 --> 01:19:25,315
That, no. That's...

1662
01:19:25,315 --> 01:19:26,750
- He doesn't love you.
- Don't say that.

1663
01:19:26,750 --> 01:19:28,485
- That's not true.
- It is true.

1664
01:19:28,485 --> 01:19:30,187
He doesn't love you the way
you deserve to be loved.

1665
01:19:30,187 --> 01:19:33,090
Oh, come on.
I deserve to be loved?

1666
01:19:33,090 --> 01:19:35,225
What do you know about
how I deserve to be loved?

1667
01:19:35,225 --> 01:19:36,526
I happen to know
a fuck ton about it

1668
01:19:36,526 --> 01:19:37,694
if you looked around.

1669
01:19:37,694 --> 01:19:38,896
You don't know
anything about love.

1670
01:19:38,896 --> 01:19:41,065
You're a fucking monster.

1671
01:19:41,065 --> 01:19:43,834
You've spent your whole life
hiding in here.

1672
01:19:43,834 --> 01:19:46,503
I wasn't hiding.

1673
01:19:46,503 --> 01:19:48,172
You shut me in here.

1674
01:19:48,172 --> 01:19:50,174
You didn't want anything
to do with me.

1675
01:19:50,174 --> 01:19:51,708
Of course, I didn't want
anything to do with you.

1676
01:19:51,708 --> 01:19:54,411
Look at you!
You're disgusting!

1677
01:19:54,411 --> 01:19:55,745
You're horrible!

1678
01:19:56,313 --> 01:19:57,414
And you ruined my life!

1679
01:19:57,414 --> 01:19:59,416
And you've stolen
all my socks!

1680
01:19:59,416 --> 01:20:00,617
You were never
gonna do anything

1681
01:20:00,617 --> 01:20:02,219
- with those fucking socks.
- Yes, I was!

1682
01:20:02,219 --> 01:20:03,553
I needed those socks.

1683
01:20:03,553 --> 01:20:05,455
You know what?
Maybe I'm disgusting,

1684
01:20:05,455 --> 01:20:06,756
but if it wasn't for me,

1685
01:20:06,756 --> 01:20:09,860
you'd still be a pathetic,
weepy doormat,

1686
01:20:09,860 --> 01:20:11,428
crying in a corner,

1687
01:20:11,428 --> 01:20:13,230
playing the helpless victim,

1688
01:20:13,230 --> 01:20:15,465
letting the world trample
all over you.

1689
01:20:15,465 --> 01:20:16,566
Is that who you wanna be, huh?

1690
01:20:16,566 --> 01:20:17,601
- I'm leaving.
- You might as well

1691
01:20:17,601 --> 01:20:19,436
roll over and fucking die.

1692
01:20:19,436 --> 01:20:21,038
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself.

1693
01:20:21,038 --> 01:20:23,040
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself, Laura.

1694
01:20:23,040 --> 01:20:24,942
- Laura, look at yourself.
- I am looking at myself.

1695
01:20:26,443 --> 01:20:27,377
Come on.

1696
01:20:28,845 --> 01:20:30,580
Laura!

1697
01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:32,416
- Come on.
- (BANGING ON DOOR)

1698
01:20:32,416 --> 01:20:34,784
Laura. (GROWLS)

1699
01:20:34,784 --> 01:20:36,486
- Come on, let me out.
- No!

1700
01:20:36,486 --> 01:20:38,555
- Go away!
- MONSTER: Let me out!

1701
01:20:38,555 --> 01:20:40,290
- Go away.
- Don't do this again.

1702
01:20:40,290 --> 01:20:41,291
Laura. (GROWLS)

1703
01:20:44,661 --> 01:20:45,662
Fine, you want me gone?

1704
01:20:48,465 --> 01:20:49,533
Fine.

1705
01:20:51,601 --> 01:20:52,636
I'm gone.

1706
01:20:54,471 --> 01:20:56,540
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)

1707
01:21:06,483 --> 01:21:08,552
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

1708
01:21:25,535 --> 01:21:26,670
I'm sorry.

1709
01:21:36,746 --> 01:21:37,847
Monster?

1710
01:21:52,162 --> 01:21:52,929
Monster.

1711
01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:06,310
Monster?

1712
01:22:10,014 --> 01:22:11,448
Monster, I'm sorry.

1713
01:22:13,583 --> 01:22:14,985
Monster, where are you?

1714
01:22:16,186 --> 01:22:18,255
I'm really sorry.
Please, come back.

1715
01:22:19,889 --> 01:22:21,758
Please.

1716
01:22:21,758 --> 01:22:23,660
(VOICE BREAKS)
Please don't leave me.

1717
01:22:23,660 --> 01:22:26,063
(CRYING)
Monster, please, don't...

1718
01:22:26,063 --> 01:22:28,198
Please, don't leave me.

1719
01:22:28,198 --> 01:22:29,566
Please, come back.

1720
01:22:33,237 --> 01:22:35,239
(SNIFFLES) I'm sorry.

1721
01:22:44,748 --> 01:22:45,782
(DOOR OPENS)

1722
01:22:45,782 --> 01:22:48,718
DR. KAUFFMAN:
Okay, I am so sorry

1723
01:22:48,718 --> 01:22:51,088
to have kept you waiting.

1724
01:22:51,088 --> 01:22:52,789
(SIGHS) Wow, Laura.

1725
01:22:52,789 --> 01:22:55,192
You are looking like
you're feeling much better.

1726
01:22:55,192 --> 01:22:57,294
I don't feel great.

1727
01:22:57,294 --> 01:23:00,197
Well, let me turn that
frown upside down.

1728
01:23:00,197 --> 01:23:01,265
(TAPPING ON TABLE)

1729
01:23:01,265 --> 01:23:03,700
You are cleared, young lady.

1730
01:23:06,103 --> 01:23:07,037
You...

1731
01:23:08,238 --> 01:23:10,307
You're cancer-free, kid.
That's good news.

1732
01:23:12,076 --> 01:23:13,310
What do I do now?

1733
01:23:14,010 --> 01:23:15,712
I don't know.

1734
01:23:15,712 --> 01:23:17,647
Call somebody. Go celebrate!

1735
01:23:17,647 --> 01:23:19,649
Hit the town!

1736
01:23:19,649 --> 01:23:21,685
Eat a jelly bean.
You want a jelly bean?

1737
01:23:23,120 --> 01:23:24,154
Take a hand...

1738
01:23:24,154 --> 01:23:25,155
(CLINKING)

1739
01:23:27,424 --> 01:23:28,458
(DOOR OPENS)

1740
01:23:29,593 --> 01:23:30,627
(HOUSE DOOR OPENS)

1741
01:23:30,627 --> 01:23:32,629
(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1742
01:23:59,556 --> 01:24:01,158
(MEDICINE BOTTLES
CLATTER ON FLOOR)

1743
01:24:06,130 --> 01:24:07,063
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)

1744
01:24:28,318 --> 01:24:30,019
So, listen,
I just wanted to say,

1745
01:24:32,356 --> 01:24:34,691
thank you for sticking up
for me the other day.

1746
01:24:34,691 --> 01:24:36,126
(CAR HONKING HORN)

1747
01:24:36,126 --> 01:24:37,527
Um, and also...

1748
01:24:39,263 --> 01:24:42,232
I'm really, really sorry.

1749
01:24:42,232 --> 01:24:43,900
It's okay.
You don't have to be sorry.

1750
01:24:43,900 --> 01:24:46,970
No, I... I genuinely
didn't know that

1751
01:24:46,970 --> 01:24:50,474
- I was, like, stealing...
- Oh, no.

1752
01:24:50,474 --> 01:24:53,076
You weren't stealing him.
It's okay.

1753
01:24:53,076 --> 01:24:55,879
I mean, people hook up.

1754
01:24:55,879 --> 01:24:57,481
- It's fine.
- Wait, did you... I'm sorry.

1755
01:24:57,481 --> 01:24:59,383
Did you just say hook up?

1756
01:24:59,383 --> 01:25:02,552
Yeah. I mean, I saw you
and Jacob hooking up

1757
01:25:02,552 --> 01:25:04,020
at the Halloween party.
It's okay.

1758
01:25:04,020 --> 01:25:05,189
- Oh, my God!
- I don't care.

1759
01:25:05,189 --> 01:25:07,224
- No, no, no, no.
- It's over. Between us.

1760
01:25:07,224 --> 01:25:10,360
No, no. I've literally never
hooked up with Jacob.

1761
01:25:10,360 --> 01:25:13,330
Like not even close. Ever.

1762
01:25:13,330 --> 01:25:15,165
- But I saw you with him.
- No.

1763
01:25:15,165 --> 01:25:17,901
He just was
really flirty with me.

1764
01:25:17,901 --> 01:25:20,770
And I... I... I didn't
really know what to do

1765
01:25:20,770 --> 01:25:22,406
because he's my boss.
So I just was, kind of,

1766
01:25:22,406 --> 01:25:23,973
going along with it, but...

1767
01:25:26,943 --> 01:25:29,446
- Okay.
- The truth is, um,

1768
01:25:29,446 --> 01:25:31,681
I just really wanted
to check in on you,

1769
01:25:31,681 --> 01:25:34,684
'cause I didn't know
that you were sick,

1770
01:25:34,684 --> 01:25:36,353
or that you
and Jacob were together,

1771
01:25:36,353 --> 01:25:39,189
or had just broken up.
I didn't know any of that.

1772
01:25:39,189 --> 01:25:41,925
And then I found out
that he fired you.

1773
01:25:41,925 --> 01:25:43,493
- Yeah, well.
- Is he okay?

1774
01:25:44,294 --> 01:25:46,530
Like that's insane.

1775
01:25:46,530 --> 01:25:47,697
Laurie, Laura?

1776
01:25:49,399 --> 01:25:51,268
He shouldn't be able
to get away with this.

1777
01:25:51,268 --> 01:25:52,269
LAURA: He can.

1778
01:25:52,769 --> 01:25:53,637
And he will.

1779
01:25:58,975 --> 01:26:00,143
Unless...

1780
01:26:03,647 --> 01:26:05,615
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1781
01:26:21,097 --> 01:26:23,400
(WHISPERS) Laura,
don't make me regret this.

1782
01:26:28,438 --> 01:26:30,407
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

1783
01:26:34,278 --> 01:26:36,546
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES)

1784
01:26:36,546 --> 01:26:37,581
JACOB: <i>Is someone there?</i>

1785
01:26:39,483 --> 01:26:41,818
(MAZIE BREATHING HEAVILY)

1786
01:26:41,818 --> 01:26:43,587
(MUSIC FADES)

1787
01:26:49,859 --> 01:26:51,928
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)

1788
01:26:51,928 --> 01:26:54,598
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)

1789
01:27:17,887 --> 01:27:20,189
Laura? Laura, what are
you doing here?

1790
01:27:21,725 --> 01:27:24,193
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

1791
01:27:25,895 --> 01:27:27,997
We... We started spending
more time together

1792
01:27:27,997 --> 01:27:29,533
and I was waiting
for the right time to tell you

1793
01:27:29,533 --> 01:27:30,734
and you were sick.

1794
01:27:30,734 --> 01:27:32,736
And I was scared,
and he was scared.

1795
01:27:32,736 --> 01:27:34,838
(MUFFLED) And I know
it's really bad!

1796
01:27:34,838 --> 01:27:36,973
It's really fucking bad!

1797
01:27:36,973 --> 01:27:39,042
(CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)

1798
01:27:39,042 --> 01:27:43,079
(MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot.
I'm really sorry. (CRYING)

1799
01:27:43,079 --> 01:27:46,583
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
- (MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)

1800
01:27:46,583 --> 01:27:48,718
(SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me.

1801
01:27:48,718 --> 01:27:50,420
- LAURA: Mazie.
- Laura, please.

1802
01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:52,389
- I'm sorry, Laura, please.
- Get out of my room.

1803
01:27:52,389 --> 01:27:55,291
(SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry.

1804
01:28:01,898 --> 01:28:03,500
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)

1805
01:28:10,540 --> 01:28:12,476
(INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER)

1806
01:28:17,547 --> 01:28:20,249
DON: Copy, okay.
That is a go for places.

1807
01:28:20,249 --> 01:28:23,587
Go for places.
Godspeed, <i>Good Women.</i>

1808
01:28:24,120 --> 01:28:25,188
Godspeed.

1809
01:28:28,124 --> 01:28:30,193
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)

1810
01:28:30,193 --> 01:28:31,628
(CURTAINS CLATTERING)

1811
01:28:33,296 --> 01:28:37,166
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING,
CHEERING)

1812
01:28:37,734 --> 01:28:39,669
(WHISTLING)

1813
01:28:44,007 --> 01:28:45,775
Laurie Francis,

1814
01:28:45,775 --> 01:28:49,579
welcome to Mr. Baker's
Finishing School for Girls.

1815
01:28:49,579 --> 01:28:50,847
We're glad to have you here.

1816
01:28:52,348 --> 01:28:54,518
We've been so looking
forward to your arrival.

1817
01:28:55,852 --> 01:28:56,720
How do you feel, Laurie?

1818
01:28:58,254 --> 01:28:59,456
Father said...

1819
01:29:01,925 --> 01:29:02,992
WILL: Yes?

1820
01:29:02,992 --> 01:29:03,727
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)

1821
01:29:07,664 --> 01:29:09,666
Father said I haven't
been behaving the way

1822
01:29:09,666 --> 01:29:11,901
a girl should be behaving.

1823
01:29:11,901 --> 01:29:14,538
<i>♪ We three wanna
Be something ♪</i>

1824
01:29:14,538 --> 01:29:16,906
LAURA: <i>I want to be better,
Headmaster Baker.</i>

1825
01:29:19,008 --> 01:29:20,677
<i>- I want to be.</i>
- WILL: <i>A good woman?</i>

1826
01:29:20,677 --> 01:29:22,512
Well, you've come
to the right place.

1827
01:29:22,512 --> 01:29:25,582
There are only
a few things that I require.

1828
01:29:25,582 --> 01:29:29,385
<i>♪ We're in it
For the long run ♪</i>

1829
01:29:29,385 --> 01:29:32,856
<i>♪ But boy is it a long one ♪</i>

1830
01:29:32,856 --> 01:29:36,359
TOGETHER: <i>* Temptation,
You're a son of a gun ♪</i>

1831
01:29:36,359 --> 01:29:38,528
<i>♪ Desire with a capital D ♪</i>

1832
01:29:39,896 --> 01:29:43,266
<i>♪ The carnal
With a capital C ♪</i>

1833
01:29:43,266 --> 01:29:46,603
<i>♪ The capital offenses
Against a feminine ♪</i>

1834
01:29:46,603 --> 01:29:49,072
<i>♪ Sensibility ♪</i>

1835
01:29:49,072 --> 01:29:50,273
<i>♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪</i>

1836
01:29:50,273 --> 01:29:53,943
<i>♪ You don't put fork
In the toaster slot ♪</i>

1837
01:29:53,943 --> 01:29:55,945
<i>♪ You don't dry
Your hair in the tub ♪</i>

1838
01:29:55,945 --> 01:29:58,014
Laurie, you haven't been
following the rules.

1839
01:29:58,014 --> 01:30:00,416
TOGETHER: <i>* So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪</i>

1840
01:30:00,416 --> 01:30:02,018
<i>♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪</i>

1841
01:30:02,018 --> 01:30:03,953
You know what we do
with girls like you.

1842
01:30:03,953 --> 01:30:05,388
TOGETHER: <i>* Whyya looking
For trouble ♪</i>

1843
01:30:05,388 --> 01:30:07,290
Girls like me?

1844
01:30:07,290 --> 01:30:10,794
TOGETHER: <i>* Wanna bellow
Wanna swear ♪</i>

1845
01:30:10,794 --> 01:30:14,397
<i>♪ Take a pillow
From that sofa over there ♪</i>

1846
01:30:14,397 --> 01:30:17,601
<i>♪ Apply it to the face
And scream real loud ♪</i>

1847
01:30:17,601 --> 01:30:19,836
<i>♪ And get it out ♪</i>

1848
01:30:19,836 --> 01:30:21,337
What's wrong
with girls like me?

1849
01:30:21,337 --> 01:30:24,808
(SCREAMS)

1850
01:30:25,575 --> 01:30:27,210
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

1851
01:30:27,210 --> 01:30:29,946
CHORUS: <i>* The vile
With a capital V ♪</i>

1852
01:30:29,946 --> 01:30:31,915
<i>♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪</i>

1853
01:30:33,316 --> 01:30:35,118
<i>♪ Those capital offenses ♪</i>

1854
01:30:35,118 --> 01:30:36,553
<i>♪ Against a feminine ♪</i>

1855
01:30:36,553 --> 01:30:39,122
<i>♪ Sensibility ♪</i>

1856
01:30:39,122 --> 01:30:40,389
<i>♪ Vraiment ♪</i>

1857
01:30:40,389 --> 01:30:43,059
<i>♪ You know to use a mitt
When the oven's hot ♪</i>

1858
01:30:43,059 --> 01:30:45,495
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.

1859
01:30:45,495 --> 01:30:46,763
<i>♪ Yes, yes, you ♪</i>

1860
01:30:46,763 --> 01:30:48,197
TOGETHER:
<i>♪ So pray tell... ♪</i>

1861
01:30:48,197 --> 01:30:50,233
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me at all.

1862
01:30:50,233 --> 01:30:53,570
TOGETHER: <i>* So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪</i>

1863
01:30:53,570 --> 01:30:55,438
<i>♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪</i>

1864
01:30:56,239 --> 01:30:57,340
I remember...

1865
01:30:57,340 --> 01:30:59,342
<i>♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪</i>

1866
01:31:00,677 --> 01:31:02,211
<i>♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪</i>

1867
01:31:02,211 --> 01:31:04,681
I remember
the first moment we met.

1868
01:31:04,681 --> 01:31:06,616
TOGETHER:
<i>♪ You ♪</i>

1869
01:31:10,386 --> 01:31:11,621
LAURA: <i>I remember I said...</i>

1870
01:31:14,290 --> 01:31:16,693
I said to him.

1871
01:31:16,693 --> 01:31:18,628
- (CURTAINS CLATTERING)
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

1872
01:31:20,463 --> 01:31:22,632
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)

1873
01:31:30,273 --> 01:31:32,308
DON: That's intermission, everybody.

1874
01:31:34,343 --> 01:31:35,645
- Laura!
- (DOOR SLAMS)

1875
01:31:36,345 --> 01:31:37,647
Where is she?

1876
01:31:39,315 --> 01:31:41,350
- (CLATTERS)-Laura!

1877
01:31:42,285 --> 01:31:43,019
WILL: What's going on?

1878
01:31:44,020 --> 01:31:44,721
Laura?

1879
01:31:47,290 --> 01:31:48,658
Anybody know how she got...

1880
01:31:52,295 --> 01:31:53,529
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

1881
01:31:54,664 --> 01:31:56,566
WILL: Everybody back here.

1882
01:31:59,268 --> 01:32:01,437
JACOB: Laura!

1883
01:32:01,437 --> 01:32:03,973
Out, everyone out. Out! Now.

1884
01:32:03,973 --> 01:32:05,508
You.

1885
01:32:05,508 --> 01:32:06,910
JACOB: (YELLING) Get out!

1886
01:32:14,217 --> 01:32:15,051
How long?

1887
01:32:16,986 --> 01:32:19,756
How long have you been
sleeping with Mazie?

1888
01:32:19,756 --> 01:32:21,958
(SQUEALS) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Who cares?

1889
01:32:21,958 --> 01:32:25,762
You're actually talking
about that right now?

1890
01:32:25,762 --> 01:32:27,463
Laura, what are
you doing here?

1891
01:32:27,463 --> 01:32:30,199
Where the fuck is Jackie?

1892
01:32:30,199 --> 01:32:32,035
You're doing
a completely different show

1893
01:32:32,035 --> 01:32:34,037
than what I've been rehearsing
for the past six weeks.

1894
01:32:34,037 --> 01:32:36,706
(GRUNTS) You are
destroying everything!

1895
01:32:38,875 --> 01:32:40,543
How is this happening?
How is... I can't...

1896
01:32:40,543 --> 01:32:41,711
How is this happening to me?

1897
01:32:44,180 --> 01:32:48,417
Laura. Laura, please tell me.

1898
01:32:50,319 --> 01:32:52,722
What can I do? What can I do

1899
01:32:52,722 --> 01:32:56,359
so that you don't fuck up
my entire life?

1900
01:32:56,359 --> 01:32:58,995
You think
I'm fucking up your life?

1901
01:32:58,995 --> 01:33:01,030
<i>The New York Times</i> is here.

1902
01:33:01,030 --> 01:33:04,233
<i>The New York Times.</i>

1903
01:33:04,233 --> 01:33:06,502
Jesse Green
is sitting in row J,

1904
01:33:06,502 --> 01:33:08,504
with a fucking legal pad,

1905
01:33:08,504 --> 01:33:10,707
waiting to make me
critics pick!

1906
01:33:13,409 --> 01:33:15,311
- Wow, you're pathetic.
- (JACOB SIGHS)

1907
01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:19,248
It's opening night.

1908
01:33:19,248 --> 01:33:21,885
This is my opening night!

1909
01:33:21,885 --> 01:33:25,354
I don't give a fuck
about your opening night,

1910
01:33:25,354 --> 01:33:28,224
Jacob. I don't care.

1911
01:33:28,224 --> 01:33:30,426
You are so jealous.

1912
01:33:30,426 --> 01:33:33,496
You've always been
so jealous of me.

1913
01:33:33,496 --> 01:33:36,532
God, you are
so fucking selfish.

1914
01:33:36,532 --> 01:33:38,034
Watch what
you say to me, Jacob.

1915
01:33:38,034 --> 01:33:39,869
(JACOB CHUCKLES)

1916
01:33:39,869 --> 01:33:40,937
Or what?

1917
01:33:42,305 --> 01:33:44,607
Or what, Laura?

1918
01:33:46,075 --> 01:33:47,010
Or what?

1919
01:33:47,977 --> 01:33:49,112
Or...

1920
01:33:49,112 --> 01:33:50,513
I'll rip...

1921
01:33:51,147 --> 01:33:53,349
your fucking...

1922
01:33:53,349 --> 01:33:54,918
throat...

1923
01:33:54,918 --> 01:33:56,019
out.

1924
01:33:59,588 --> 01:34:01,758
(LIGHT SWITCH THUDS)

1925
01:34:01,758 --> 01:34:05,194
(SILENCE)

1926
01:34:05,194 --> 01:34:07,864
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

1927
01:34:33,957 --> 01:34:35,992
(APPLAUSE FADES)

1928
01:34:37,526 --> 01:34:38,527
I remember.

1929
01:34:42,265 --> 01:34:44,300
(PIANO PLAYING)

1930
01:34:44,300 --> 01:34:45,902
The first moment we met.

1931
01:34:48,304 --> 01:34:49,538
I remember I said...

1932
01:34:50,874 --> 01:34:54,143
- I said to him.
- (FINGERS SNAPPING)

1933
01:34:54,143 --> 01:34:55,711
<i>♪ Hi ♪</i>

1934
01:34:55,711 --> 01:34:57,546
<i>♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪</i>

1935
01:34:59,348 --> 01:35:00,549
<i>♪ Please have a seat ♪</i>

1936
01:35:02,018 --> 01:35:03,652
<i>♪ Coffee or tea ♪</i>

1937
01:35:04,954 --> 01:35:07,857
<i>♪ I have Darjeeling
And green ♪</i>

1938
01:35:07,857 --> 01:35:10,493
<i>♪ I have a feeling ♪</i>

1939
01:35:10,493 --> 01:35:12,261
<i>♪ I've seen you before ♪</i>

1940
01:35:12,261 --> 01:35:15,498
<i>♪ Those bright eyes
That brown hair ♪</i>

1941
01:35:15,498 --> 01:35:18,601
<i>♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪</i>

1942
01:35:19,735 --> 01:35:22,405
<i>♪ Enchanté ♪</i>

1943
01:35:22,405 --> 01:35:25,408
<i>♪ My stranger ♪</i>

1944
01:35:25,408 --> 01:35:27,043
<i>♪ Stay for a while ♪</i>

1945
01:35:27,043 --> 01:35:28,044
(DOOR CLATTERS)

1946
01:35:31,314 --> 01:35:33,716
(FINGERS SNAPPING)

1947
01:35:33,716 --> 01:35:35,018
<i>♪ Hi ♪</i>

1948
01:35:35,018 --> 01:35:38,021
<i>♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪</i>

1949
01:35:38,021 --> 01:35:41,057
<i>♪ You put up your feet ♪</i>

1950
01:35:41,057 --> 01:35:43,893
<i>♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪</i>

1951
01:35:43,893 --> 01:35:46,896
<i>♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪</i>

1952
01:35:46,896 --> 01:35:49,966
<i>♪ The right way
But please spend ♪</i>

1953
01:35:49,966 --> 01:35:53,702
<i>♪ The night
Maybe we could find out ♪</i>

1954
01:35:53,702 --> 01:35:56,372
<i>♪ And allay any doubt ♪</i>

1955
01:35:56,372 --> 01:35:58,141
<i>♪ This is it ♪</i>

1956
01:35:59,308 --> 01:36:01,811
<i>♪ Enchanté ♪</i>

1957
01:36:01,811 --> 01:36:05,048
<i>♪ My stranger ♪</i>

1958
01:36:05,048 --> 01:36:08,051
<i>♪ Stay for a bit
Stay for a touch ♪</i>

1959
01:36:08,051 --> 01:36:10,719
<i>♪ Say what you feel
Make it too much ♪</i>

1960
01:36:10,719 --> 01:36:14,457
<i>♪ I want this every
Which way ♪</i>

1961
01:36:14,457 --> 01:36:16,459
<i>♪ No need to rush ♪</i>

1962
01:36:16,459 --> 01:36:19,328
<i>♪ Stay for a touch
Stay for a tad ♪</i>

1963
01:36:19,328 --> 01:36:22,131
<i>♪ I wanna have,
Wanna be had ♪</i>

1964
01:36:22,131 --> 01:36:25,801
<i>♪ I've been too good
For too long ♪</i>

1965
01:36:25,801 --> 01:36:28,771
<i>♪ Time to be bad ♪</i>

1966
01:36:29,973 --> 01:36:31,340
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)
- (FLESH SQUELCHES)

1967
01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:32,942
<i>♪ 'Cause this
Rip roaring heart's ♪</i>

1968
01:36:32,942 --> 01:36:35,578
<i>♪ Growing stronger ♪</i>

1969
01:36:35,578 --> 01:36:40,283
<i>♪ This rip roaring heart
Won't hold back any longer ♪</i>

1970
01:36:41,084 --> 01:36:42,518
Did I take that too far?

1971
01:36:42,518 --> 01:36:45,254
<i>♪ No longer ♪</i>

1972
01:36:45,254 --> 01:36:46,355
Monster...

1973
01:36:48,524 --> 01:36:49,658
<i>♪ Hi ♪</i>

1974
01:36:49,658 --> 01:36:52,328
<i>♪ Hello, give me your all ♪</i>

1975
01:36:53,529 --> 01:36:56,165
<i>♪ Set me aflame ♪</i>

1976
01:36:56,165 --> 01:36:58,667
<i>♪ Tear down the wall ♪</i>

1977
01:36:58,667 --> 01:37:01,637
<i>♪ Beautiful fate
Knew the score ♪</i>

1978
01:37:01,637 --> 01:37:03,539
<i>♪ Right when you
Bust through ♪</i>

1979
01:37:03,539 --> 01:37:05,208
(SOBS) You're here.

1980
01:37:06,475 --> 01:37:08,111
Hey, stranger.

1981
01:37:08,111 --> 01:37:10,947
<i>♪ Go back to before ♪</i>

1982
01:37:10,947 --> 01:37:14,350
(SOBBING) I thought
I'd lost you forever.

1983
01:37:16,252 --> 01:37:17,220
Lose me?

1984
01:37:18,621 --> 01:37:19,755
No.

1985
01:37:19,755 --> 01:37:21,290
<i>You could
never lose me, Laura.</i>

1986
01:37:23,792 --> 01:37:25,528
I'm your monster.

1987
01:37:25,528 --> 01:37:28,898
<i>♪ My stranger ♪</i>

1988
01:37:30,666 --> 01:37:35,704
<i>♪ Sweet stranger ♪</i>

1989
01:37:36,672 --> 01:37:42,045
<i>♪ My stranger ♪</i>

1990
01:37:45,381 --> 01:37:47,050
<i>♪ Lovely to meet you ♪</i>

1991
01:37:47,683 --> 01:37:48,851
(EXHALES)

1992
01:37:49,552 --> 01:37:51,520
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1993
01:37:52,455 --> 01:37:54,057
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)

1994
01:37:56,559 --> 01:37:57,726
Is this a part of the show?

1995
01:37:59,395 --> 01:38:02,765
I don't know,
but I'm so into it.

1996
01:38:02,765 --> 01:38:04,833
(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING)

1997
01:38:04,833 --> 01:38:06,169
(RULER CLATTERS)

1998
01:38:06,169 --> 01:38:08,537
(SHOUTING, CLAMORING
CONTINUES)

1999
01:38:08,537 --> 01:38:12,275
<i>(PIANO PLAYING</i> )

2000
01:38:24,753 --> 01:38:26,889
(MONSTER GROWLS)

2001
01:38:26,889 --> 01:38:27,690
(upbeat music)
♪ Off with your head

2002
01:38:27,690 --> 01:38:28,291
♪ Off with your head

2003
01:38:29,525 --> 01:38:30,960
♪ Off with your head

2004
01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:31,727
♪ Off, off

2005
01:38:31,727 --> 01:38:34,630
♪ Off with your head

2006
01:38:34,630 --> 01:38:35,631
♪ Play dead bitch

2007
01:38:35,631 --> 01:38:36,632
♪ You heard what I said bitch

2008
01:38:36,632 --> 01:38:41,070
♪ Off with your head

2009
01:38:41,070 --> 01:38:41,904
♪ Off, off

2010
01:38:41,904 --> 01:38:44,640
♪ Off with your head

2011
01:38:44,640 --> 01:38:45,841
♪ Play dead bitch

2012
01:38:45,841 --> 01:38:47,643
♪ You heard what I said bitch

2013
01:38:47,643 --> 01:38:48,577
♪ Don't get it confused

2014
01:38:48,577 --> 01:38:49,812
♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody

2015
01:38:49,812 --> 01:38:50,980
♪ I cut many bodies

2016
01:38:50,980 --> 01:38:52,481
♪ Chop 'em like I know karate

2017
01:38:52,481 --> 01:38:53,749
♪ I been known to
check a bitch ♪

2018
01:38:53,749 --> 01:38:55,218
♪ Who been known to doubt me

2019
01:38:55,218 --> 01:38:56,552
♪ Can't name the top five

2020
01:38:56,552 --> 01:38:57,987
♪ Without talkin' bout me

2021
01:38:57,987 --> 01:38:58,854
♪ Take a shot, sir

2022
01:38:58,854 --> 01:39:00,223
♪ I don't mean paparazzi

2023
01:39:00,223 --> 01:39:01,590
♪ Suicidal doors, yeah

2024
01:39:01,590 --> 01:39:02,992
♪ On my whips, kamikaze

2025
01:39:02,992 --> 01:39:03,892
♪ Pullin' out the lobby

2026
01:39:03,892 --> 01:39:04,727
♪ Just to kill

2027
01:39:04,727 --> 01:39:05,528
♪ That's my only hobby

2028
01:39:05,528 --> 01:39:06,829
♪ If you a wave

2029
01:39:06,829 --> 01:39:08,231
♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami

2030
01:39:08,231 --> 01:39:10,166
♪ One time for the
bitches in the back ♪

2031
01:39:10,166 --> 01:39:11,534
♪ Yeah

2032
01:39:11,534 --> 01:39:12,568
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪

2033
01:39:12,568 --> 01:39:14,237
♪ Yeah

2034
01:39:14,237 --> 01:39:15,104
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪

2035
01:39:15,104 --> 01:39:16,172
♪ Yeah

2036
01:39:16,172 --> 01:39:17,273
♪ Got a way with words, baby

2037
01:39:17,273 --> 01:39:18,707
♪ I can give you that
♪ But

2038
01:39:18,707 --> 01:39:20,776
♪ Who else comin'
with a drip like this ♪

2039
01:39:20,776 --> 01:39:23,279
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪

2040
01:39:23,279 --> 01:39:24,913
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪

2041
01:39:24,913 --> 01:39:25,914
♪ Get a grip

2042
01:39:25,914 --> 01:39:27,016
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life

2043
01:39:27,016 --> 01:39:28,084
♪ And this the thanks I get

2044
01:39:28,084 --> 01:39:29,418
♪ Youuuu

2045
01:39:29,418 --> 01:39:30,419
♪ Think that you know

2046
01:39:30,419 --> 01:39:31,720
♪ But don't stand too close

2047
01:39:31,720 --> 01:39:33,756
♪ 'Cause I might explode
♪ Ah, ah

2048
01:39:33,756 --> 01:39:34,557
♪ Youuuu

2049
01:39:34,557 --> 01:39:35,591
♪ Must be confused

2050
01:39:35,591 --> 01:39:36,925
♪ You wanna play games

2051
01:39:36,925 --> 01:39:39,095
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha

2052
01:39:39,095 --> 01:39:41,730
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪

2053
01:39:41,730 --> 01:39:43,199
♪ If you cross me

2054
01:39:43,199 --> 01:39:45,268
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu

2055
01:39:45,268 --> 01:39:46,202
♪ Yes, you

2056
01:39:46,202 --> 01:39:46,969
♪ Keep pushing your luck

2057
01:39:46,969 --> 01:39:48,204
♪ And you can find out

2058
01:39:48,204 --> 01:39:49,138
♪ Real soon, boo

2059
01:39:49,138 --> 01:39:53,576
♪ Off with your head

2060
01:39:53,576 --> 01:39:54,410
♪ Off, off

2061
01:39:54,410 --> 01:39:57,046
♪ Off with your head

2062
01:39:57,046 --> 01:39:57,980
♪ Play dead bitch

2063
01:39:57,980 --> 01:39:59,215
♪ You heard what I said bitch

2064
01:39:59,215 --> 01:40:03,919
♪ Off with your head

2065
01:40:03,919 --> 01:40:04,753
♪ Off, off

2066
01:40:04,753 --> 01:40:07,656
♪ Off with your head

2067
01:40:07,656 --> 01:40:08,657
♪ Play dead bitch

2068
01:40:08,657 --> 01:40:09,958
♪ You heard what I said bitch

2069
01:40:09,958 --> 01:40:10,959
♪ Use the plot

2070
01:40:10,959 --> 01:40:12,328
♪ And it's your last mistake

2071
01:40:12,328 --> 01:40:13,596
♪ You'll be modeling
cement boots ♪

2072
01:40:13,596 --> 01:40:14,797
♪ Bottom of a lake

2073
01:40:14,797 --> 01:40:15,998
♪ You know I be fresh to death

2074
01:40:15,998 --> 01:40:17,433
♪ Like every damn wake

2075
01:40:17,433 --> 01:40:18,734
♪ See me bust down the roley

2076
01:40:18,734 --> 01:40:20,269
♪ Put some diamonds
in your face ♪

2077
01:40:20,269 --> 01:40:22,305
♪ And this 24 karat chain
still heavy weight ♪

2078
01:40:22,305 --> 01:40:23,672
♪ Walked it up the roadway

2079
01:40:23,672 --> 01:40:25,441
♪ You already late

2080
01:40:25,441 --> 01:40:27,310
♪ No my number be the same
in every single state ♪

2081
01:40:27,310 --> 01:40:28,811
♪ It's 911

2082
01:40:28,811 --> 01:40:30,279
♪ Catch me burnin'
up the place ♪

2083
01:40:30,279 --> 01:40:32,248
♪ So, say it loud for
the bitches in the back ♪

2084
01:40:32,248 --> 01:40:33,616
♪ Yeah

2085
01:40:33,616 --> 01:40:34,850
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪

2086
01:40:34,850 --> 01:40:36,252
♪ Yeah

2087
01:40:36,252 --> 01:40:37,620
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪

2088
01:40:37,620 --> 01:40:38,787
♪ Yeah

2089
01:40:38,787 --> 01:40:39,588
♪ Got a way words, baby

2090
01:40:39,588 --> 01:40:41,257
♪ I can give you that

2091
01:40:41,257 --> 01:40:43,292
♪ Who else comin' with
a drip like this ♪

2092
01:40:43,292 --> 01:40:45,794
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪

2093
01:40:45,794 --> 01:40:47,530
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪

2094
01:40:47,530 --> 01:40:48,764
♪ Get a grip

2095
01:40:48,764 --> 01:40:49,765
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life

2096
01:40:49,765 --> 01:40:50,766
♪ And this the thanks I get

2097
01:40:50,766 --> 01:40:51,934
♪ Youuuu

2098
01:40:51,934 --> 01:40:52,935
♪ Think that you know

2099
01:40:52,935 --> 01:40:53,869
♪ But don't stand too close

2100
01:40:53,869 --> 01:40:55,671
♪ Cause I might explode

2101
01:40:55,671 --> 01:40:56,539
♪ Ah, ah

2102
01:40:56,539 --> 01:40:57,606
♪ Youuuu

2103
01:40:57,606 --> 01:40:58,507
♪ Much be confused

2104
01:40:58,507 --> 01:40:59,875
♪ You wanna plays games

2105
01:40:59,875 --> 01:41:02,211
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha

2106
01:41:02,211 --> 01:41:04,547
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪

2107
01:41:04,547 --> 01:41:06,115
♪ If you cross me

2108
01:41:06,115 --> 01:41:07,883
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu

2109
01:41:07,883 --> 01:41:08,817
♪ Yes, you

2110
01:41:08,817 --> 01:41:09,685
♪ Keep pushing your luck

2111
01:41:09,685 --> 01:41:10,819
♪ And you can find out

2112
01:41:10,819 --> 01:41:11,720
♪ Real soon, boo

2113
01:41:11,720 --> 01:41:16,392
♪ Off with your head

2114
01:41:16,392 --> 01:41:17,293
♪ Off, off

2115
01:41:17,293 --> 01:41:19,895
♪ Off with your head

2116
01:41:19,895 --> 01:41:20,896
♪ Play dead bitch

2117
01:41:20,896 --> 01:41:22,198
♪ You heard what I said bitch

2118
01:41:22,198 --> 01:41:26,635
♪ Off with your head

2119
01:41:26,635 --> 01:41:27,636
♪ Off, off

2120
01:41:27,636 --> 01:41:30,139
♪ Off with your head

2121
01:41:30,139 --> 01:41:31,039
♪ Play dead bitch

2122
01:41:31,039 --> 01:41:35,478
♪ You heard what I said bitch

2123
01:41:35,478 --> 01:41:39,548
(doo-wop music)
♪ Oooh, oooh

2124
01:41:39,548 --> 01:41:41,384
♪ Oooooh

2125
01:41:41,384 --> 01:41:43,552
♪ Waaa

2126
01:41:43,552 --> 01:41:47,089
♪ Oooh, oooh

2127
01:41:47,089 --> 01:41:51,960
♪ Oooooooh, waaa

2128
01:41:53,028 --> 01:41:56,232
♪ We broke up just a week ago

2129
01:41:56,232 --> 01:41:57,833
♪ How my heart is breaking

2130
01:41:57,833 --> 01:42:00,536
♪ He'll never know

2131
01:42:00,536 --> 01:42:02,205
♪ Each night I cry
myself to sleep ♪

2132
01:42:02,205 --> 01:42:05,040
♪ I count my tears
and scattered sheep ♪

2133
01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:09,212
♪ I'll never stop loving you

2134
01:42:09,212 --> 01:42:13,582
♪ But now I know what to do

2135
01:42:13,582 --> 01:42:18,020
♪ I'll light a candle

2136
01:42:18,020 --> 01:42:22,991
♪ And hope you'll see me

2137
01:42:24,159 --> 01:42:27,430
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪

2138
01:42:27,430 --> 01:42:32,301
♪ And come back to me

2139
01:42:33,135 --> 01:42:37,906
♪ Oooh, waaa

2140
01:42:37,906 --> 01:42:40,609
(doo-wop music)

2141
01:42:44,813 --> 01:42:49,252
♪ I'll light a candle

2142
01:42:49,252 --> 01:42:54,122
♪ I'll say a prayer

2143
01:42:55,291 --> 01:42:56,459
♪ It's one thing
that cheers me ♪

2144
01:42:56,459 --> 01:42:59,462
♪ I know someone hears me

2145
01:42:59,462 --> 01:43:03,899
♪ Way up there

2146
01:43:03,899 --> 01:43:08,404
♪ I'll light a candle

2147
01:43:08,404 --> 01:43:13,242
♪ And hope you'll see me

2148
01:43:14,443 --> 01:43:18,013
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪

2149
01:43:18,013 --> 01:43:22,851
♪ And darling, please
come back to me ♪

2150
01:43:26,188 --> 01:43:28,056
♪ Ohhh