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(INDISTINCT CLATTERING)
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(WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
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STEVE: AJ!
AJ: Yeah?
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STEVE: Am I taking
her downstairs?
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She's cleared, right?
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AJ: Yeah, bring her
over to discharge area.
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I think her friend's
picking her up.
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STEVE: Are you ready,
Miss Franco?
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♪ Gray skies are
Gonna clear up ♪
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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♪ Brush off the clouds
And cheer up ♪
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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MAZIE: Yeah, I'm here
for Laura Franco.
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Laura Franco! Franco!
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- (RECEPTIONIST SHUSHING)
- MAZIE: Don't shush me.
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- Laura. Ugh!
- RECEPTIONIST: Ma'am.
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- Quiet.-What?
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Oh, my God, it's bright.
Sorry, I'm late.
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How are you feeling?
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(GROANS) Like death.
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(SIGHS) Me, too.
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Ooh! Steve.
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♪ And spread sunshine ♪
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I'm Mazie.
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♪ All over the place ♪
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ATTENDANT: I'm married.
MAZIE: Mmm. Of course you are.
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♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪
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(GLEEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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I love you.
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♪ Put on a happy face ♪
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♪ And if you're feeling
Cross and bickerish ♪
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♪ Don't sit and whine ♪
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♪ Think of banana splits
And licorice ♪
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♪ And you'll feel fine ♪
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♪ I knew a girl so gloomy ♪
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♪ She'd never laugh or sing ♪
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♪ She wouldn't listen to me ♪
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Even I feel sick
being in here.
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Thank God
I'm here to pick you up.
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♪ So spread sunshine ♪
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- (SIRENS WAILING)
- ♪ All over the place ♪
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DOCTOR: Prognosis is cancer
in the lower abdominal region.
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♪ Just put on a happy face! ♪
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JACOB: (SIGHS)
You need a caretaker.
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I can't do it all...
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It's been a year almost now
of tests and treatments.
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(SIGHS) Fuck!
I need time for me.
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I'm sorry.
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- Let's talk about this.
- I can't.
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Let's talk about this, Jacob.
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Please, Jacob.
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STEVE: Can she walk out
without...
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MAZIE: Yep, we're good.
One foot at a time.
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LAURA: Please don't do this.
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You're breaking up with me?
(GRUNTS)
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- Wait. (GRUNTS) Jacob!
- MAZIE: Delicate flower.
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Jacob!
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Jacob!
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(SIGHS)
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(YELLS) Jacob!
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- (SOBBING)
- NURSE: Shit!
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey...
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Jacob! (CRYING)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BIRDS CHIRPING)
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- (CAR HORNS HONKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
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MAZIE: Okay.
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- (MAZIE GRUNTS)
- (BAG CLATTERS)
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Oh, my God.
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(EXHALES)
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We did it.
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Huh? Okay, slow walks.
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Home sweet home.
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(GRUNTS) I gotta pee. Oh!
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How does it feel to be
back at your mom's?
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(UNDER BREATH) Not that
she's ever here anymore.
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(KETTLE WHISTLING)
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Your mom sent you
12 pies, 100 cookies
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and $5,000?
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She loves to send
sugar and dough
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when she's on a diet.
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What does she think?
Carbs cure cancer?
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(CUPS CLINKING)
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What is that?
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MAZIE: What's what?
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There's a box
and a bag over there.
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- What?
- (GRUNTS) Ah!
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What is it?
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Jacob called me
and asked me to pick up
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some of your stuff.
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(LAURA SIGHS)
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- (SOBS)
- MAZIE: Oh, okay.
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I know... I know it sucks.
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Okay, I know it sucks.
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But, you're home now,
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and the surgery went well
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and you got $5,000.
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Let's take a beat here, okay?
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I'm your ride or die, bitch,
all right?
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Every second,
every minute of every day.
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I'm fucking here
with you, okay?
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- Okay, thank you.
- It's gonna be okay.
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Thank you.
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Wait, fuck, what time is it?
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3:34?
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Fuck! I have to go, shit!
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I gotta go downtown, ugh!
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I'm doing this
really stupid reading,
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but the producer wants
to fuck me,
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- so the pay is good.
- Wait, now?
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Yeah, ting! Laura.
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You are a hero and a champion.
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Okay? Eat some pie.
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Sleep and don't cry.
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Don't cry.
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(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
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- MAZIE: Bye.
- (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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(LAURA SOBS)
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**
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(CONTINUES SOBBING)
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**
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(LAURA GRUNTING)
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Why doesn't
he love me anymore?
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(SHRIEKS, CRIES)
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**
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DELIVERY MAN: Uh,
package for Laura Franco?
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(SOBBING) I'm disgusting.
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That's me.
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LAURA: It's just tissues.
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- Okay. Nice.
- I ran out.
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Oh, well, I'm glad
you ordered more.
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(LAURA CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
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- Hey.
- LAURA: Good to see you,
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- Amazon man.
- Still crying?
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(LAURA BLOWING NOSE)
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He just loves her.
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He really loves her.
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(SOBS) I don't like that one.
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DELIVERY MAN:
Laura, good to see you.
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LAURA: Thank you.
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Do you mind if I...
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I just... I really need
a hug right now.
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DELIVERY MAN:
I don't know if I'm... Oh!
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LAURA: (SOBS)
I really needed this.
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(SOMBER MUSIC FADES OUT)
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- (PLAYING PIANO)
- LAURA: (SINGING) * Hi ♪
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♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
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JACOB: Hey, Laura.
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Could you come
sing this for me?
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♪ Please have a seat ♪
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Yep.
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♪ Coffee or tea ♪
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What do you think of, um...
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♪ Enchanté, my stranger ♪
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♪ Stay for a while ♪
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- Enchanté.
- LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
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- I really love the new lyrics.
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)
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(PLAYING PIANO CHORD)
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JACOB: I actually wanna
talk to you about something.
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I want you to be the lead
of House of Good Women.
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LAURA: It's Broadway, Jacob.
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It's my dream.
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(JACOB CHUCKLES)
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LAURA: It's everything
I've ever wanted.
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JACOB: I know.
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That's why
I'm offering it to you.
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- (LAURA CLICKS TONGUE)
- (DISSONANT CHORD PLAYING)
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(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
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(MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAURA SNIFFLES)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(FLOOR CREAKS)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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Hello?
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(MUSIC FADES)
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(TRAFFIC WHOOSHING)
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- (DOOR OPENS)
- MAZIE: Laura?
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(LAURA GASPS)
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MAZIE: Hello?
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(KEYS JANGLING)
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MAZIE: What did
you do last night?
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- Uh, I read...
- MAZIE: Hmm.
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...made soup.
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Worked on the music
for House of Good Women...
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- (MAZIE GASPS)
- ...for a little bit.
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- Oh, my God.
- My voice is...
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I forgot to tell you.
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Little Yale drama bitch,
Taylor Gregory, would not
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stop talking about going in
for Jacob last week.
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I almost taped her mouth shut.
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- Wait. What do you mean?
- It's like...
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The show isn't even that good.
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Finishing School for Girls,
written by a dude...
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- Mazie, Mazie, Mazie, Mazie.
- ...I'm literally asleep.
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- Stop, stop.
- Yeah, what? What?
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What do you mean
going in for Jacob?
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Are the auditions out?
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Yeah. Didn't you get one?
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- No.
- Why are you practicing then?
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Because I like to keep
my vocal cords warm.
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- Aw, shit, Laura.
- Wait. Did you get one?
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Yeah, but Ellyn Michaelson
is casting it,
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and I don't fuck with her.
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Oh, my God, I can't.
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I mean, I... I thought that
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at the very least
he'd still...
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Do... Do you think Jacob
still wants me in the show?
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I mean...
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You did just have surgery
a few weeks ago.
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Maybe...
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Maybe he thinks
you can't perform right now.
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And...
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Maybe you can't.
I mean... (SIGHS)
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You still kind of
have cancer, right?
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(CAR HONKING HORN)
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I guess, I...
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We're here.
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I love you.
Give me a big, fat hug.
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Oh, you're not...
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- You're not coming with me?
- Mmm-mmm.
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I can't. I gotta go to karate.
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I love you so much.
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- I love you.
- Call me after.
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(LAURA SOBS)
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(SNIFFLES)
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Aren't you used
to this by now?
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(GENTLE PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (RAIN PATTERING)
- (THUNDER RUMBLES)
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(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAURA EXHALES)
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(PHONE NOTIFICATION DINGS)
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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(LAURA SOBS)
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(SOBS)
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(LINE RINGING)
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No, no. No! (EXCLAIMS)
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- (PHONE CLATTERS)
- (WINCES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SIGHS)
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(ALARM BLARING)
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(FLOOR THUDS)
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(THUDDING CONTINUES)
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(ALARM STOPS)
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- (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
- (FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
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(LOW GRUMBLING)
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- (INDISTINCT CLATTERING)
- (LAURA BREATHING SHAKILY)
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Hello?
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
255
00:12:30,032 --> 00:12:32,001
- (MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
- (LOW GRUMBLING)
256
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,018
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES, FADES)
257
00:12:51,621 --> 00:12:53,923
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
258
00:12:53,923 --> 00:12:55,658
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
259
00:12:59,162 --> 00:13:00,096
(FLOORBOARD CREAKS)
260
00:13:02,132 --> 00:13:04,066
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
261
00:13:13,643 --> 00:13:14,877
- (MOUSE SQUEAKS)
- (LAURA SHRIEKS, PANTS)
262
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:17,747
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
263
00:13:18,981 --> 00:13:20,049
(SIGHS)
264
00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,385
Oh, thank God.
265
00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:24,387
- (EXHALES)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
266
00:13:25,921 --> 00:13:28,057
(LOW GRUMBLING)
267
00:13:29,492 --> 00:13:31,427
(INTIMIDATING MUSIC PLAYING)
268
00:13:41,704 --> 00:13:44,073
(MONSTER GROWLS)
269
00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:48,278
What's up?
270
00:13:49,612 --> 00:13:51,046
(LAURA SCREAMS)
271
00:13:51,046 --> 00:13:53,749
(PANTING)
272
00:13:55,685 --> 00:13:57,187
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
273
00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:59,155
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING
ON RECORD)
274
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:05,161
(THUNDER RUMBLES)
275
00:14:09,232 --> 00:14:11,867
MONSTER: Hey, stranger.
276
00:14:11,867 --> 00:14:14,437
(CLICKS TONGUE) Wasn't sure
what kind of tea you drank.
277
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,105
Hope green's all right.
278
00:14:18,641 --> 00:14:20,843
(LAURA SCREAMS)
279
00:14:20,843 --> 00:14:22,812
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
280
00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:26,115
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
281
00:14:29,785 --> 00:14:31,454
- You done?
- LAURA: (SOFTLY) Ah!
282
00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,289
Great. Honestly... (CHUCKLES)
283
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,024
It's too bad you conked out.
284
00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:38,093
I have this pretty neat
monster routine I do now.
285
00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:39,295
I think you'd find it to be,
286
00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,764
um, (CLICKS TONGUE) very,
287
00:14:41,764 --> 00:14:43,199
well, scary.
288
00:14:43,199 --> 00:14:44,934
(CHUCKLES)
You don't remember me?
289
00:14:45,468 --> 00:14:46,168
At all?
290
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,206
1994? Tropical Storm Beryl?
291
00:14:50,740 --> 00:14:52,775
Your mom was out late.
Shocker.
292
00:14:52,775 --> 00:14:54,644
You freaked out
and saw me under the bed.
293
00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:57,547
- No?
- What? What is happening?
294
00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:58,614
Okay? A little offensive.
295
00:14:58,614 --> 00:15:00,049
What about '01?
296
00:15:00,049 --> 00:15:01,451
You got in trouble?
Opened the closet.
297
00:15:01,451 --> 00:15:02,718
We bumped into each other.
298
00:15:02,718 --> 00:15:04,153
Right? My beard was
a little patchier
299
00:15:04,153 --> 00:15:05,455
in my tween years.
300
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,324
Nothing?
301
00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:11,294
Okay. Oh!
302
00:15:11,294 --> 00:15:13,128
That, uh,
that musical theater kid.
303
00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,129
What was his name again?
304
00:15:17,633 --> 00:15:18,901
- Benji?-Benji!
305
00:15:18,901 --> 00:15:20,803
Should've eaten
that little motherfucker.
306
00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:23,773
You're a real temptress,
307
00:15:23,773 --> 00:15:24,840
- you know that?
- (YOUNG LAURA THUDS ON FLOOR)
308
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,542
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (BENJI SCREAMING)
309
00:15:29,144 --> 00:15:30,580
(YOUNG LAURA GASPS)
310
00:15:30,580 --> 00:15:31,681
MONSTER: But I was young.
311
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:32,948
Can't be too hard on myself.
312
00:15:32,948 --> 00:15:35,150
LAURA: This can't be real.
This isn't real.
313
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:38,187
Are you gonna hurt me?
314
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,323
(CLICKS TONGUE) I don't know.
Do you want me to hurt you?
315
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:41,324
(SOFTLY) No.
316
00:15:44,727 --> 00:15:47,430
Then, what do you want?
317
00:15:47,430 --> 00:15:49,198
So. (CHUCKLES)
318
00:15:49,198 --> 00:15:50,533
I'm not really
a roommates guy.
319
00:15:51,567 --> 00:15:53,002
Uh, after you moved out,
320
00:15:53,002 --> 00:15:54,704
and your mom started
travelling,
321
00:15:54,704 --> 00:15:56,372
doing all that spa shit.
322
00:15:56,372 --> 00:16:00,710
I kinda, actually, realized
I prefer living alone.
323
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,479
But then, tonight,
you saw me, I saw you,
324
00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:04,814
and then you were
on the floor,
325
00:16:04,814 --> 00:16:07,016
and I can't just leave you
lying there like that.
326
00:16:07,016 --> 00:16:08,551
I mean, I'm a monster,
but I'm not...
327
00:16:09,419 --> 00:16:11,287
a monster, you know.
328
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:13,155
Anyway, I thought
about our situation,
329
00:16:13,155 --> 00:16:14,724
and here's what I think
we should do.
330
00:16:14,724 --> 00:16:16,792
Do you mind?
331
00:16:16,792 --> 00:16:18,828
I think we both
take the night.
332
00:16:18,828 --> 00:16:20,796
(CLICKS TONGUE) Rest, regroup.
333
00:16:20,796 --> 00:16:23,198
Then tomorrow, you get up,
you have your coffee,
334
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:25,301
you, uh, you pack
your shit up,
335
00:16:25,301 --> 00:16:26,769
- and get out!
- (LAURA SCREAMS)
336
00:16:27,537 --> 00:16:28,871
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
337
00:16:30,272 --> 00:16:33,709
But I... I can't leave,
this is my house.
338
00:16:33,709 --> 00:16:35,711
Well, it's my house now.
339
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,713
But I have nowhere else to go.
340
00:16:37,713 --> 00:16:39,382
I wasn't asking.
341
00:16:40,350 --> 00:16:42,752
(MONSTER INHALES DEEPLY,
EXHALES)
342
00:16:48,624 --> 00:16:51,427
(CRYING HYSTERICALLY)
343
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,263
- All right.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
344
00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:57,367
It's just that
I'm talking to a monster.
345
00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,435
And... And...
And you're scary.
346
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,737
You're really freaking me out
right now.
347
00:17:01,737 --> 00:17:03,873
- No, stop! Please stop.
- And I'm sad.
348
00:17:03,873 --> 00:17:06,909
- I'm really, really sad.
- (MONSTER SCOFFS)
349
00:17:06,909 --> 00:17:08,611
I just need you out
of the fucking house.
350
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,380
- LAURA: I'm so sad! (CRIES)
- I need you out of the house.
351
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:11,614
It's a... Fine!
352
00:17:11,614 --> 00:17:12,982
- Fine!
- (LAURA STOPS CRYING)
353
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,018
(MONSTER SIGHS)
354
00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:19,689
Okay, two weeks.
355
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,424
You got two weeks.
356
00:17:22,725 --> 00:17:24,059
- Two weeks?
- Yeah.
357
00:17:24,059 --> 00:17:25,695
After that, you're outta here.
You pack your bags,
358
00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:26,929
you hit the fucking pavement.
359
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,964
And you know what else?
While you're here,
360
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:31,033
you follow my rules. Okay?
361
00:17:31,033 --> 00:17:33,436
Number one,
don't get in my way.
362
00:17:33,436 --> 00:17:36,406
Number two,
don't tell me what to do.
363
00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:39,875
And number three,
if you tell anyone about me,
364
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,545
I'll rip your
fucking throat out.
365
00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:45,214
(SIGHS)
366
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:48,851
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
367
00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:08,904
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA SCREAMS)
368
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:10,506
(YELPS)
369
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:11,974
Yeah, you better run.
370
00:18:11,974 --> 00:18:13,909
(LAURA GRUNTING)
371
00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:16,378
- Still got it. Still got it!
- (MID-TEMPO SONG PLAYING)
372
00:18:16,378 --> 00:18:19,381
**
373
00:18:19,381 --> 00:18:21,283
♪ I won't be far behind ♪
374
00:18:21,283 --> 00:18:22,752
(LAURA GASPS)
375
00:18:22,752 --> 00:18:24,219
- (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
- Hey.
376
00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:26,522
**
377
00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:28,357
Hey!
378
00:18:29,592 --> 00:18:31,427
**
379
00:18:31,427 --> 00:18:34,430
♪ Hide and you're
probably found ♪
380
00:18:34,430 --> 00:18:38,000
**
381
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,935
♪ It makes no difference
What you say ♪
382
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:41,837
♪ You can never get away ♪
383
00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:44,173
♪ From me ♪
384
00:18:44,173 --> 00:18:45,274
(VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)
385
00:18:45,274 --> 00:18:46,876
(WHIRRING STOPS)
386
00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:51,246
(SWITCH CLICKING)
387
00:18:52,114 --> 00:18:54,183
**
388
00:18:54,183 --> 00:18:55,350
MONSTER: That's enough.
389
00:18:55,350 --> 00:18:57,720
For the love of God.
390
00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,354
Play a different song.
391
00:18:59,354 --> 00:19:00,556
Play a different song!
392
00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:03,659
I'm so annoyed!
393
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:05,561
I'm so annoyed right now.
(GRUNTING)
394
00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:08,598
I had to do that.
395
00:19:09,932 --> 00:19:10,900
Monster?
396
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:15,237
**
397
00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,639
♪ You can never get away ♪
398
00:19:17,272 --> 00:19:18,340
What'd I say?
399
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:19,642
(MONSTER GRUNTS)
400
00:19:19,642 --> 00:19:20,743
(THERMOSTAT CRACKS)
401
00:19:20,743 --> 00:19:22,344
MAN 1: (OVER TV)
Yeah, I know.
402
00:19:22,344 --> 00:19:24,547
I've been through this before.
403
00:19:24,547 --> 00:19:26,749
She's everything
you've ever dreamed of.
404
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,317
(CONVERSATION CONTINUES
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
405
00:19:28,317 --> 00:19:29,785
(MONSTER SNIFFING)
406
00:19:33,388 --> 00:19:35,725
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
407
00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:37,092
- Hello.
- MONSTER: Hello.
408
00:19:37,993 --> 00:19:38,961
MAN 2: All right.
409
00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:44,667
(MONSTER INHALES SHARPLY)
410
00:19:47,737 --> 00:19:49,371
Can I help you?
411
00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:51,874
MONSTER: No, I'm just
looking for something to read.
412
00:19:51,874 --> 00:19:53,275
Is that a problem with you?
413
00:19:53,576 --> 00:19:56,512
No, it's not a problem
with me at all. It's just...
414
00:19:58,147 --> 00:19:59,314
MONSTER: Mmm. (CHUCKLES)
415
00:19:59,314 --> 00:20:00,883
WOMAN: You didn't write
very often.
416
00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:02,017
Little books.
417
00:20:02,017 --> 00:20:04,319
weren't very interesting
so I tore them up.
418
00:20:05,821 --> 00:20:07,657
It's cute.
419
00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:09,124
WOMAN: A lady doesn't
correspond...
420
00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:09,925
Sesame chicken?
421
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,928
- Yeah.
- Shun Lee?
422
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,465
- Yeah.
- Cool. It's a good spot.
423
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,603
Oh, look, little dog.
(CHUCKLES)
424
00:20:20,603 --> 00:20:22,237
Lots of little things.
425
00:20:22,237 --> 00:20:23,438
- Are you hungry?
- MONSTER: No.
426
00:20:23,438 --> 00:20:24,674
MAN 2: Well, you're right.
427
00:20:25,340 --> 00:20:26,576
I already ate.
428
00:20:26,576 --> 00:20:28,243
So you don't want
any sesame chicken?
429
00:20:28,243 --> 00:20:30,412
If I wanted sesame chicken,
I'd eat some sesame chicken.
430
00:20:30,412 --> 00:20:31,714
That's odd,
'cause you keep looking
431
00:20:31,714 --> 00:20:32,915
at the sesame chicken.
432
00:20:32,915 --> 00:20:34,950
I don't keep looking
at the sesame chicken.
433
00:20:34,950 --> 00:20:36,485
You keep looking
at the sesame chicken.
434
00:20:39,955 --> 00:20:41,591
- Let me just make you a plate.
- I don't want a plate.
435
00:20:41,591 --> 00:20:43,292
- I ordered too much, anyway.
- Sure, give me the extra food.
436
00:20:43,292 --> 00:20:44,660
- Let me just make you a plate.
- Dying to feed me...
437
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,061
- Take some chicken, and...
- ...your sesame chicken.
438
00:20:46,061 --> 00:20:46,696
- let's stop talking about it.
- Just give it to me.
439
00:20:46,696 --> 00:20:49,164
Just hand it to me! Mmm.
440
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:50,332
Mmm.
441
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:52,234
MAN 2: From the very first
moment I saw you...
442
00:20:52,234 --> 00:20:54,269
(MONSTER BREATHING HEAVILY)
443
00:20:54,269 --> 00:20:55,738
(GROWLS)
444
00:20:56,706 --> 00:20:57,673
Ha!
445
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:00,976
Can you order some more?
446
00:21:02,044 --> 00:21:03,979
(MAN 3 SPEAKING
INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
447
00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:04,980
MONSTER: Mmm.
448
00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:10,019
The ratio of pork to dough
449
00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:11,453
is a little off.
450
00:21:11,453 --> 00:21:13,856
But I like the taste, generally.
451
00:21:13,856 --> 00:21:15,691
- You're dripping on yourself.
- MONSTER: Oh.
452
00:21:16,558 --> 00:21:18,828
Look at that. Oops!
453
00:21:19,995 --> 00:21:21,664
Oh, what? Wait.
454
00:21:21,664 --> 00:21:23,633
- (MAN ON TV GRUNTING)
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)
455
00:21:23,633 --> 00:21:26,001
This supposed
to be a documentary?
456
00:21:26,001 --> 00:21:27,837
Well, clearly not.
He's doing it all wrong.
457
00:21:27,837 --> 00:21:29,639
Strike down, not across.
458
00:21:29,639 --> 00:21:32,207
You're flailing, man.
459
00:21:32,207 --> 00:21:34,543
- (CHANNEL CHANGES)
- Hey, I was watching that.
460
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:38,047
Oh, my God!
Best movie ever made.
461
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:41,516
The music it... (SIGHS)
always makes me wanna cry.
462
00:21:43,152 --> 00:21:44,453
- No.
- Give it to me.
463
00:21:44,453 --> 00:21:45,520
- Give me that.
- No!
464
00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:47,022
(GRUNTS) Give me the remote.
465
00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:51,160
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (MAN GROANING)
466
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:52,828
(MONSTER LAUGHS)
467
00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:55,064
LAURA: Fine, I'm going to bed.
468
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,331
MONSTER: Oh, come on.
469
00:21:56,331 --> 00:21:57,700
Just gonna
give up that easily.
470
00:21:57,700 --> 00:21:59,368
- LAURA: Mmm-hmm.
- Fine!
471
00:21:59,368 --> 00:22:00,770
(REMOTE CLICKS)
472
00:22:01,436 --> 00:22:02,537
(MONSTER SIGHS)
473
00:22:09,779 --> 00:22:11,046
They didn't have to go
to all this trouble.
474
00:22:11,046 --> 00:22:12,514
A small wedding would
have been all right.
475
00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:13,582
(LAURA SOBS)
476
00:22:15,918 --> 00:22:18,988
(SIGHS) They really don't make
movies like this anymore.
477
00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:21,857
(SIGHS) Every time. (SNIFFLES)
478
00:22:21,857 --> 00:22:23,558
Every time, it makes me cry.
479
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:25,494
(MONSTER SNIFFLES)
480
00:22:25,494 --> 00:22:26,762
(SOBS)
481
00:22:30,565 --> 00:22:31,500
(SNIFFLES)
482
00:22:33,736 --> 00:22:36,571
Yeah, I liked it.
483
00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,711
- Are you crying?
- No. I'm not crying.
484
00:22:41,711 --> 00:22:43,178
- You're crying.
- I know I'm crying.
485
00:22:43,178 --> 00:22:44,680
I mean, I'm obviously
not crying. (VOICE BREAKS)
486
00:22:45,715 --> 00:22:46,916
Are you fucking blind?
487
00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:50,019
My eyes are dry
and you're crying.
488
00:22:50,019 --> 00:22:53,088
(SOBS) The movie was
just fine, okay?
489
00:22:53,088 --> 00:22:56,225
(CHUCKLES) You love musicals.
490
00:22:56,225 --> 00:22:57,927
- No, I don't. Stop.
- (CHUCKLES) Yes, you do.
491
00:22:57,927 --> 00:23:00,730
- This is some bullshit!
- (LAUGHING)
492
00:23:00,730 --> 00:23:02,765
(SOBS) I don't wanna
feel this way.
493
00:23:02,765 --> 00:23:05,267
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)
494
00:23:05,267 --> 00:23:06,601
(LAURA HUMMING)
495
00:23:08,270 --> 00:23:10,105
(PAPERS RUSTLING)
496
00:23:18,848 --> 00:23:19,915
- (PLEASANT MUSIC STOPS)
- (GASPS) Shit.
497
00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:20,983
- Hello.
- (LAURA SIGHS)
498
00:23:20,983 --> 00:23:22,718
Don't sneak up
on me like that.
499
00:23:22,718 --> 00:23:23,786
Come on, you're fine.
500
00:23:25,487 --> 00:23:26,188
You going somewhere?
501
00:23:27,289 --> 00:23:28,924
No.
502
00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:30,960
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- (OBJECT CLATTERING)
503
00:23:31,861 --> 00:23:32,962
What are you reading?
504
00:23:35,264 --> 00:23:36,899
A script.
505
00:23:36,899 --> 00:23:39,769
Cool, who... who wrote it?
506
00:23:39,769 --> 00:23:42,571
This guy... friend... I know.
507
00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:47,509
Oh, a guy named
Jacob Sullivan.
508
00:23:47,509 --> 00:23:48,911
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Very interesting.
509
00:23:50,545 --> 00:23:53,182
Actually, yes,
it is interesting
510
00:23:53,182 --> 00:23:57,119
because I am contemplating,
511
00:23:57,119 --> 00:24:01,523
maybe, showing up
to the auditions today.
512
00:24:01,523 --> 00:24:03,658
- MONSTER: Oh!
- Maybe.
513
00:24:03,658 --> 00:24:05,694
Is this the show
you were telling me about?
514
00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:07,162
The one you developed
with him?
515
00:24:07,162 --> 00:24:08,530
Yes. No!
516
00:24:08,530 --> 00:24:10,299
I did not develop it with him.
517
00:24:10,299 --> 00:24:13,368
I was just very helpful
in the development process.
518
00:24:13,368 --> 00:24:16,105
Yeah, those two sentences mean
the exact same thing.
519
00:24:16,105 --> 00:24:18,941
It'd probably be weird
for me to just show up, right?
520
00:24:18,941 --> 00:24:21,176
I mean, what would
I say to him?
521
00:24:21,176 --> 00:24:23,946
Like, "Oh, give me the role
because you feel bad for me?"
522
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,215
You could.
523
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,117
Or I could threaten to eat him
if that would help.
524
00:24:28,117 --> 00:24:29,551
I mean, I could eat him.
It would literally take me,
525
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:30,652
- like, two seconds.
- (LAURA MUMBLES)
526
00:24:30,652 --> 00:24:31,887
He broke up with me.
527
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:32,988
I mean, why would he...
why would he want me
528
00:24:32,988 --> 00:24:34,790
in the show
if he broke up with me.
529
00:24:34,790 --> 00:24:36,792
Uh, because you're good.
530
00:24:36,792 --> 00:24:38,861
Because it's
your fucking part.
531
00:24:38,861 --> 00:24:41,163
(SIGHS) I don't even have
an appointment.
532
00:24:41,163 --> 00:24:42,998
- They're not gonna let me in.
- Okay.
533
00:24:42,998 --> 00:24:44,133
And I can't do
a musical right now.
534
00:24:44,133 --> 00:24:45,634
Look at me.
535
00:24:45,634 --> 00:24:46,635
I just had surgery.
536
00:24:46,635 --> 00:24:49,504
- So?-So?
537
00:24:49,504 --> 00:24:51,373
- Look at me!
- I'm looking at you.
538
00:24:51,373 --> 00:24:52,975
- Look!
- Uh, from this angle
539
00:24:52,975 --> 00:24:54,977
I can see your back
and your face simultaneously.
540
00:24:54,977 --> 00:24:56,711
That's how much
I'm looking at you.
541
00:24:56,711 --> 00:24:57,847
- I'm a mess!
- No, you're not.
542
00:24:57,847 --> 00:24:59,882
- I'm a disaster.
- Ugh!
543
00:25:01,683 --> 00:25:03,585
(SIGHS) Okay. Don't go.
544
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:04,854
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
545
00:25:04,854 --> 00:25:07,389
Hi, I am here
for the audition.
546
00:25:07,389 --> 00:25:08,657
Yes, so is everyone.
547
00:25:09,291 --> 00:25:10,292
Right. (SIGHS)
548
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,062
Bye, diva. What part
are you reading for?
549
00:25:13,062 --> 00:25:15,164
- Uh, Laurie Francis.
- SCOTTY: Okay.
550
00:25:15,164 --> 00:25:17,867
Uh, I actually don't
have an appointment.
551
00:25:17,867 --> 00:25:20,002
(LIVELY PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
552
00:25:20,002 --> 00:25:21,937
(GRUNTS) Um,
you cannot audition
553
00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:22,905
- without an appointment.
- I... I know.
554
00:25:22,905 --> 00:25:25,040
I... I just thought
maybe you could.
555
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:26,041
(CLICKS TONGUE) I know,
I'm sorry you thought that,
556
00:25:26,041 --> 00:25:27,910
but I can't help you.
I'm so sorry.
557
00:25:29,244 --> 00:25:30,279
Okay.
558
00:25:31,881 --> 00:25:33,215
Okay, thank you.
559
00:25:33,215 --> 00:25:34,083
Wait.
560
00:25:35,150 --> 00:25:36,751
Why do you look
so familiar to me?
561
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,689
Well, I...
I actually played Laurie
562
00:25:40,689 --> 00:25:42,391
in a few of the workshops
563
00:25:42,391 --> 00:25:44,726
- in the out-of-town tryouts.
- Oh, my God, right, yes.
564
00:25:44,726 --> 00:25:45,560
Yes. Oh, my God.
I remember now.
565
00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:47,930
You were so good.
566
00:25:47,930 --> 00:25:48,797
- Why didn't they...
- Thank you.
567
00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,365
...just offer it to you.
568
00:25:50,365 --> 00:25:52,067
Aren't you and Jacob,
like, dating?
569
00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:55,804
Oh, well, that...
It was, um...
570
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,439
- SCOTTY: Ooh!
- Actually, we're...
571
00:25:57,439 --> 00:25:59,641
- It's a little bit...
- You guys broke up. Got it.
572
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,076
Say no more, okay.
573
00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:02,878
Um, here's what
we're gonna do.
574
00:26:02,878 --> 00:26:03,879
We're gonna squeeze you in.
575
00:26:03,879 --> 00:26:05,580
Don't tell anyone.
576
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:07,416
Just, um, take a seat
577
00:26:07,416 --> 00:26:09,551
and we'll call your name
in a little bit, okay?
578
00:26:09,551 --> 00:26:10,785
Thank you so much.
579
00:26:10,785 --> 00:26:12,821
- That's so nice.
- This business is hell.
580
00:26:12,821 --> 00:26:13,956
- (CHUCKLES)
- (LAURA SIGHS)
581
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:16,058
Oh, my!
582
00:26:16,058 --> 00:26:17,426
That's Jackie Dennon.
583
00:26:17,426 --> 00:26:18,994
- I love her. (CHUCKLES)
- (WOMEN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
584
00:26:20,996 --> 00:26:23,332
Oh, my God!
She's like... (SHRIEKS)
585
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,766
Oh, my God. (SHRIEKS)
586
00:26:24,766 --> 00:26:26,501
Oh, my God.
587
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:28,070
Jackie, hey.
588
00:26:28,070 --> 00:26:30,906
ELLYN: Oh, Scotty.
You can cross Sarah Mann
589
00:26:30,906 --> 00:26:32,841
and Ari Grace off the list.
590
00:26:36,145 --> 00:26:39,814
Oh, is that
a Ms. Jackie Dennon I see?
591
00:26:39,814 --> 00:26:41,984
(ELLYN AND JACKIE SHRIEKING)
592
00:26:41,984 --> 00:26:44,086
- (ELLYN LAUGHING)
- JACKIE: Hi! Mmm.
593
00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:45,487
ELLYN: Oh, my goodness!
I keep forgetting
594
00:26:45,487 --> 00:26:47,356
- how gorgeous you are.
- Wait, look at you.
595
00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:48,857
- Oh, thank you.
- What are you doing?
596
00:26:48,857 --> 00:26:49,959
Can I have the number
of the doctor?
597
00:26:49,959 --> 00:26:51,426
- Oh, stop!
- (SCOTTY LAUGHING)
598
00:26:51,426 --> 00:26:53,328
- (JACKIE MUMBLES)
- I'm so glad you're here.
599
00:26:53,328 --> 00:26:55,364
- JACKIE: Yeah, yeah.
- Scotty, who do I have next?
600
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,832
Uh... Uh, you have,
uh, Laura Franco.
601
00:26:58,800 --> 00:27:00,669
Okay, Laura, follow me.
602
00:27:00,669 --> 00:27:01,603
This one won't take long.
603
00:27:01,603 --> 00:27:02,671
Okay, yeah. No rush.
604
00:27:02,671 --> 00:27:03,905
- Bye.-Bye.
605
00:27:04,806 --> 00:27:06,208
Uh, come on, Lisa.
606
00:27:06,208 --> 00:27:07,876
MAN: (LAUGHING)
Are you kidding me?
607
00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:08,978
I think about that
all the time.
608
00:27:08,978 --> 00:27:11,913
ELLYN: We have
Laura Franco stepping in.
609
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,453
Oh, shit.
610
00:27:20,689 --> 00:27:22,024
- Hi.
- JACOB: Laura.
611
00:27:22,857 --> 00:27:26,195
Wh... What are you doing here?
612
00:27:26,195 --> 00:27:28,097
Oh, I was... I was
in the neighborhood.
613
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,966
I thought I'd pop in.
614
00:27:31,500 --> 00:27:32,634
What a surprise.
615
00:27:32,634 --> 00:27:36,571
I'm... happy... to see you.
616
00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:37,739
Uh, you two know each other?
617
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:38,740
- Yeah.
- JACOB: No.
618
00:27:39,208 --> 00:27:40,009
Yes.
619
00:27:40,009 --> 00:27:41,143
- ELLYN: Oh.
- I'm kidding.
620
00:27:41,143 --> 00:27:43,478
- (ALL LAUGHING)
- That's funny.
621
00:27:43,478 --> 00:27:44,679
Yes. Okay. Great.
622
00:27:44,679 --> 00:27:45,914
- Yeah.
- ELLYN: Um, okay.
623
00:27:45,914 --> 00:27:47,016
- Okay.
- Well, we have,
624
00:27:47,016 --> 00:27:48,883
uh, Jacob Sullivan,
625
00:27:48,883 --> 00:27:50,719
our celebrated director
and writer here,
626
00:27:50,719 --> 00:27:53,155
who you apparently
already know.
627
00:27:53,155 --> 00:27:55,224
And a few members
of our creative team.
628
00:27:55,224 --> 00:27:56,658
Okay?
629
00:27:56,658 --> 00:27:58,027
Nice to see you... Meet you.
630
00:27:58,027 --> 00:27:59,094
Yeah. Okay.
Whenever you're ready.
631
00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:00,495
- LAURA: Okay.
- Thanks.
632
00:28:00,495 --> 00:28:01,830
(EXHALES)
633
00:28:03,898 --> 00:28:05,934
(PLAYING PIANO)
634
00:28:06,901 --> 00:28:08,503
(CUE PLAYS, PIANO STOPS)
635
00:28:08,503 --> 00:28:10,505
Oh, that's, uh, that's it?
Just two bars?
636
00:28:10,505 --> 00:28:12,374
Okay. Got it. Sorry.
637
00:28:12,374 --> 00:28:13,275
Let's do it, yeah.
638
00:28:14,476 --> 00:28:15,577
(LAURA EXHALES)
639
00:28:15,577 --> 00:28:17,679
(PIANO PLAYING)
640
00:28:17,679 --> 00:28:18,947
(PAPER BAG RUSTLING)
641
00:28:19,981 --> 00:28:21,150
(VOICE CRACKS) * Hi ♪
642
00:28:21,150 --> 00:28:23,285
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
643
00:28:24,353 --> 00:28:26,255
♪ You put up your feet ♪
644
00:28:27,556 --> 00:28:28,957
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
645
00:28:30,192 --> 00:28:31,593
♪ True, maybe that... ♪
646
00:28:32,561 --> 00:28:34,229
Sorry, um...
647
00:28:34,229 --> 00:28:36,298
Uh, can I... I can do
better than that.
648
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,966
- (SOFTLY) That looks good.
- LAURA: Can I...
649
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:39,301
- take it one more time?
- Mmm, yeah.
650
00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,170
(INHALES) * Hi ♪
651
00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,273
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
652
00:28:44,273 --> 00:28:47,008
♪ You put up your feet ♪
653
00:28:47,008 --> 00:28:50,045
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
654
00:28:50,045 --> 00:28:52,947
♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪
655
00:28:52,947 --> 00:28:54,049
♪ The right way ♪
656
00:28:54,049 --> 00:28:56,285
♪ But please spend the night ♪
657
00:28:56,285 --> 00:28:59,554
♪ Maybe we could find out ♪
658
00:28:59,554 --> 00:29:00,955
(ELLYN SIGHS)
659
00:29:00,955 --> 00:29:02,824
♪ And allay any doubt ♪
660
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,326
♪ This is it ♪
661
00:29:04,326 --> 00:29:05,694
(COUGHS)
662
00:29:05,694 --> 00:29:07,762
♪ Enchanté ♪
663
00:29:07,762 --> 00:29:10,332
Sorry. Okay. One more time.
664
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:13,001
I promise.
Maestro, from the top.
665
00:29:13,868 --> 00:29:16,004
- (EXHALES)
- (PIANO PLAYING)
666
00:29:17,439 --> 00:29:18,907
I don't know what happened.
667
00:29:18,907 --> 00:29:21,343
I... I...
I completely blacked out.
668
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:24,179
My voice closed up
and I was... I was doing
669
00:29:24,179 --> 00:29:26,348
this, like, weird thing
with my hand.
670
00:29:26,348 --> 00:29:28,650
And... And... Oh, my God!
671
00:29:28,650 --> 00:29:30,819
Ugh! I probably looked
like I had no idea
672
00:29:30,819 --> 00:29:33,021
- what I was doing.
- MONSTER: Oh, give me a break.
673
00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:34,423
- You know what you're doing.
- No.
674
00:29:34,423 --> 00:29:36,658
Clearly, I don't.
'Cause I just...
675
00:29:36,658 --> 00:29:38,527
I just messed it all up.
676
00:29:38,527 --> 00:29:41,062
I can't believe it. I failed.
677
00:29:43,132 --> 00:29:44,433
I failed. And now...
678
00:29:45,700 --> 00:29:46,868
And now my life is over.
679
00:29:48,002 --> 00:29:49,238
It's... It's done.
680
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:52,941
But, whatever.
681
00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:57,112
'Cause I'm probably not
really that talented anyway.
682
00:29:58,813 --> 00:30:00,682
Hey, you know
who's super talented?
683
00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:02,917
Like a really good actor?
684
00:30:03,718 --> 00:30:04,719
(LAURA SIGHS)
685
00:30:04,719 --> 00:30:05,820
Who?
686
00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:07,289
Me!
687
00:30:08,657 --> 00:30:10,492
- (CHUCKLES)
- LAURA: You're not an actor.
688
00:30:10,492 --> 00:30:12,127
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
689
00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:14,363
Yeah, I'll prove it to ya.
I'll... I'll do a sonnet.
690
00:30:14,363 --> 00:30:15,797
- What?
- Oh, no, no, no.
691
00:30:15,797 --> 00:30:17,399
I wanna. Uh, I wanna do
something more modern,
692
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:20,502
like some, uh, Eugene O'Neill,
or Sam Shepard.
693
00:30:20,502 --> 00:30:22,471
- Uh, I'm not in the mood.
- You're not in the mood
694
00:30:22,471 --> 00:30:24,806
for one of the great
American playwrights? Okay.
695
00:30:25,674 --> 00:30:26,675
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
696
00:30:26,675 --> 00:30:27,909
I can sing, too.
697
00:30:27,909 --> 00:30:29,811
- No, you can't.
- Yes, I can.
698
00:30:29,811 --> 00:30:31,480
- No, you can't.
- Five, six, seven...
699
00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:35,083
(GLOOMY MUSIC PLAYING)
700
00:30:37,752 --> 00:30:40,222
**
701
00:30:40,889 --> 00:30:44,259
♪ ♪
702
00:30:47,996 --> 00:30:49,798
**
703
00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,601
- (GLASS CRACKLING)
- Good?
704
00:30:53,802 --> 00:30:54,803
Not terrible.
705
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,608
Okay, here we go.
706
00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:01,042
How about Comedy of Errors?
707
00:31:01,042 --> 00:31:02,777
No, I don't do Shakespeare.
708
00:31:02,777 --> 00:31:05,113
What? Willy's the best.
709
00:31:06,047 --> 00:31:07,882
- Willy?
- That's what I call him.
710
00:31:07,882 --> 00:31:11,453
Look, I... I'm just
not that kind of actor.
711
00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:13,922
I mean, I love the plays.
I studied them,
712
00:31:13,922 --> 00:31:15,357
but I just... I'm...
713
00:31:15,357 --> 00:31:18,460
I'm not classically trained
or whatever.
714
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,562
Well, you don't need
to be classically trained
715
00:31:20,562 --> 00:31:22,364
to do this.
716
00:31:22,364 --> 00:31:23,765
There's no subtext
in these plays.
717
00:31:23,765 --> 00:31:25,400
It's all just right there
on the page.
718
00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:26,968
- Mmm-hmm.
- You don't have to think.
719
00:31:26,968 --> 00:31:28,370
You just...
720
00:31:28,370 --> 00:31:29,938
feel your way
through the words.
721
00:31:29,938 --> 00:31:31,573
LAURA: Really?
722
00:31:31,573 --> 00:31:33,442
Okay, Laurence Olivier.
723
00:31:33,442 --> 00:31:35,109
Show me how it's done.
724
00:31:35,109 --> 00:31:37,145
I will.
Thank you for the floor.
725
00:31:37,846 --> 00:31:39,414
Oh, I know
which one you should do.
726
00:31:39,414 --> 00:31:40,815
MONSTER: All right.
(CLEARS THROAT) Whoo!
727
00:31:43,151 --> 00:31:44,152
Here.
728
00:31:44,919 --> 00:31:46,455
Okay, sure. Uh, give me some,
729
00:31:46,455 --> 00:31:48,257
uh, give me some
context for that.
730
00:31:48,257 --> 00:31:50,459
Okay, SparkNotes.
(CLICKS TONGUE)
731
00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:53,061
Uh...
732
00:31:54,329 --> 00:31:58,900
This is basically this guy
733
00:31:58,900 --> 00:32:01,736
telling this girl
that he loves her,
734
00:32:01,736 --> 00:32:04,673
but it's confusing.
735
00:32:04,673 --> 00:32:06,675
There's too much stuff
in the way.
736
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:09,778
That's correct. That was
a test and you passed.
737
00:32:09,778 --> 00:32:11,680
(SIGHS) Okay.
738
00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,483
(MUMBLING)
739
00:32:16,851 --> 00:32:19,254
- Yeah, great.
- Well, don't you need
740
00:32:19,254 --> 00:32:21,590
- to look at it?
-"Sweet mistress,
741
00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:23,825
"what your name is else,
I know not,
742
00:32:23,825 --> 00:32:25,260
"nor by what wonder
743
00:32:25,260 --> 00:32:26,761
-"you do hit of mine."
- (CHUCKLES) Why are you
744
00:32:26,761 --> 00:32:29,030
- talking like that?
- Why are you laughing at me?
745
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:30,932
- I'm projecting.
- Okay.
746
00:32:30,932 --> 00:32:33,268
You don't need to do that.
It's just you and me,
747
00:32:33,268 --> 00:32:35,804
speak like a regular person.
748
00:32:35,804 --> 00:32:37,372
- Oh, you know what I mean.
- (CHUCKLES) Wow!
749
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:38,673
You know what I mean.
750
00:32:38,673 --> 00:32:39,841
Okay, okay. Great, fine.
751
00:32:39,841 --> 00:32:41,776
Back to one.
All right. Ooh! I'm nervous.
752
00:32:41,776 --> 00:32:43,845
(CHUCKLES) Okay.
(CLEARS THROAT)
753
00:32:47,148 --> 00:32:48,950
"Sweet mistress,
754
00:32:48,950 --> 00:32:51,453
"what your name is else,
I know not,
755
00:32:51,453 --> 00:32:54,823
"Nor by what wonder
you do hit of mine,
756
00:32:54,823 --> 00:32:56,825
"Less in your knowledge
and your grace you show not,
757
00:32:56,825 --> 00:32:58,393
"Than our earth's wonder;
758
00:33:00,329 --> 00:33:03,732
"more than earth divine.
759
00:33:03,732 --> 00:33:08,202
"Teach me, dear creature,
how to think and speak:
760
00:33:09,371 --> 00:33:12,307
"Lay open
to my earthly-gross conceit;
761
00:33:12,307 --> 00:33:16,811
"Smother'd in errors,
feeble, shallow, weak,
762
00:33:16,811 --> 00:33:20,014
"The folded meaning
of your words' deceit."
763
00:33:20,014 --> 00:33:22,250
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
764
00:33:32,093 --> 00:33:36,631
"Are you a god? would you
create me new?
765
00:33:38,633 --> 00:33:41,102
"Transform me then,
and to your power I'll yield.
766
00:33:43,104 --> 00:33:50,011
"Sing, siren, for thyself
and I will dote:
767
00:33:51,913 --> 00:33:54,949
"Spread o'er the silver waves
thy golden hairs,
768
00:33:56,618 --> 00:34:00,088
"And as a bed I'll take thee
and there lie;
769
00:34:02,724 --> 00:34:05,093
"And, in that
glorious supposition think
770
00:34:05,093 --> 00:34:08,963
"He gains by death that
hath such means to die:
771
00:34:11,232 --> 00:34:15,770
"Let Love, being light,
772
00:34:17,839 --> 00:34:19,874
"be drowned if she sink!"
773
00:34:26,848 --> 00:34:27,949
(READING GLASSES THUD)
774
00:34:30,284 --> 00:34:31,219
That was good.
775
00:34:32,186 --> 00:34:33,154
Thanks.
776
00:34:38,259 --> 00:34:39,761
Ah. (GRUNTS)
777
00:34:39,761 --> 00:34:41,730
(CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
778
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:44,899
Shit, it's Jacob.
779
00:34:44,899 --> 00:34:45,967
Tell him to go fuck himself,
we're acting.
780
00:34:45,967 --> 00:34:47,469
What? No. I should.
781
00:34:47,469 --> 00:34:48,737
Well, tell him
he's a limp dick,
782
00:34:48,737 --> 00:34:50,271
- fuck face.
- Monster.
783
00:34:50,271 --> 00:34:51,940
- I should take this.
- Come on. No, no, no.
784
00:34:51,940 --> 00:34:53,575
Tell him his play
is problematic
785
00:34:53,575 --> 00:34:55,644
and riddled with clichés. Hey!
786
00:34:56,978 --> 00:34:58,780
- Jacob? Hi!
- JACOB: (OVER PHONE) Hi.
787
00:34:58,780 --> 00:35:01,082
- Hi! Oh, shit.
- JACOB: Busy?
788
00:35:01,082 --> 00:35:03,017
- Hi! (CHUCKLES)
- JACOB: Hi.
789
00:35:03,017 --> 00:35:04,519
- Hi. (LAUGHS)
- JACOB: I...
790
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:08,757
I wanted to call
to check in about today.
791
00:35:08,757 --> 00:35:11,325
- That's... That's nice of you.
- JACOB: But, um...
792
00:35:11,325 --> 00:35:13,327
(CLICKS TONGUE) I'm just
gonna come out and say it.
793
00:35:13,327 --> 00:35:15,664
I know you really wanted
to play Laurie Francis
794
00:35:15,664 --> 00:35:18,332
I really wanted you
to play her too.
795
00:35:18,332 --> 00:35:21,436
- I mean, I wrote it...
- I didn't get it, did I?
796
00:35:22,871 --> 00:35:23,772
I'm sorry.
797
00:35:25,173 --> 00:35:26,174
LAURA: Don't be.
798
00:35:28,843 --> 00:35:30,479
Um...
799
00:35:30,479 --> 00:35:33,448
So, um, so, who got the role?
800
00:35:33,448 --> 00:35:34,816
JACOB: Do you know who...
801
00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:36,851
Jackie Dennon...
802
00:35:38,152 --> 00:35:40,321
- is? -Yeah.
803
00:35:40,321 --> 00:35:41,623
Yeah, I know who she is.
804
00:35:41,623 --> 00:35:43,925
She's... She's good.
805
00:35:43,925 --> 00:35:45,960
JACOB: Yeah, she is.
806
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:48,697
Uh, and she didn't audition,
807
00:35:48,697 --> 00:35:51,900
but Mazie's making
a name for herself these days.
808
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:55,303
So, I... Uh, we,
the team offered her,
809
00:35:55,303 --> 00:35:56,771
uh, one of
the supporting roles.
810
00:35:57,338 --> 00:35:58,272
Oh.
811
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:00,875
Well, uh...
812
00:36:02,243 --> 00:36:04,378
I was thinking,
813
00:36:04,378 --> 00:36:08,016
uh, you know, you could
understudy Jackie,
814
00:36:08,016 --> 00:36:10,619
since you know
the role so well.
815
00:36:11,953 --> 00:36:13,354
- Oh.
- I should add that
816
00:36:13,354 --> 00:36:15,757
the understudy would also be
a part of the ensemble.
817
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:16,858
Um...
818
00:36:16,858 --> 00:36:17,759
I know that's probably not
819
00:36:17,759 --> 00:36:19,027
something you're
interested in.
820
00:36:19,027 --> 00:36:19,894
- But...
- I'll do it.
821
00:36:21,029 --> 00:36:21,896
Yep.
822
00:36:23,865 --> 00:36:27,769
I'm... I'm so happy
to hear that.
823
00:36:28,870 --> 00:36:29,804
Uh...
824
00:36:34,308 --> 00:36:35,409
I actually have to go.
825
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:37,378
- Have a good one.
- Yeah.
826
00:36:37,378 --> 00:36:38,547
- JACOB: I'll see you soon.
- (HESITATES)
827
00:36:38,547 --> 00:36:40,348
- Yeah, see you soon.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
828
00:36:40,348 --> 00:36:42,183
- Bye, bye.
- (LINE DISCONNECTS)
829
00:36:46,888 --> 00:36:49,390
MONSTER: "To bait fish withal:
830
00:36:49,390 --> 00:36:54,796
"if it will feed nothing else
it will feed my revenge."
831
00:36:56,330 --> 00:36:57,365
(CELL PHONE CLATTERS
ON COUNTER)
832
00:37:00,134 --> 00:37:01,469
(LAURA EXHALES)
833
00:37:02,436 --> 00:37:03,371
Hello?
834
00:37:05,674 --> 00:37:07,542
Mmm. What are you doing?
835
00:37:08,743 --> 00:37:09,811
Nothing.
836
00:37:12,446 --> 00:37:13,915
That pie is old.
837
00:37:13,915 --> 00:37:15,349
Still tastes
pretty good to me.
838
00:37:16,618 --> 00:37:17,619
How'd the call go?
839
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,755
What did old dumb-dumb
have to say?
840
00:37:20,755 --> 00:37:21,956
- (FORK CLATTERS ON COUNTER)
- (MONSTER SNIFFS)
841
00:37:24,025 --> 00:37:25,927
He gave the part
to Jackie Dennon.
842
00:37:25,927 --> 00:37:27,328
Oh, fuck. She's good.
843
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,898
- Just doesn't make any sense.
- I watched that show.
844
00:37:29,898 --> 00:37:31,900
Did you see
the finale last year?
845
00:37:32,466 --> 00:37:33,868
When she...
846
00:37:35,003 --> 00:37:36,504
I get emotional
just thinking about it.
847
00:37:36,504 --> 00:37:37,739
He hates famous people.
848
00:37:37,739 --> 00:37:39,574
Yeah, she's
also very talented.
849
00:37:39,574 --> 00:37:41,142
LAURA: Oh, my God!
850
00:37:41,142 --> 00:37:42,310
- Oh!
- MONSTER: Are you okay?
851
00:37:42,310 --> 00:37:43,745
I just... I feel...
852
00:37:45,647 --> 00:37:46,981
Uh, I feel... I... (SIGHS)
853
00:37:49,050 --> 00:37:50,151
- MONSTER: What... you feel...
- Uh.
854
00:37:50,151 --> 00:37:51,653
I don't... I... I don't know.
855
00:37:51,653 --> 00:37:52,854
This doesn't feel good.
856
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:53,855
Yeah, you look
a little sweaty, too.
857
00:37:53,855 --> 00:37:55,156
- Are you gonna throw up?
- Ah, yeah.
858
00:37:55,156 --> 00:37:56,925
- MONSTER: Yeah.
- Yeah, I really feel that.
859
00:37:56,925 --> 00:37:59,393
- MONSTER: Okay.
- So stupid.
860
00:38:01,129 --> 00:38:02,463
- What are you doing?
- (MONSTER INHALES)
861
00:38:02,463 --> 00:38:04,032
- LAURA: No, no, no!
- (SHATTERING)
862
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:06,434
- Those are my mother's.
- Even better.
863
00:38:06,434 --> 00:38:08,336
Monster, don't!
864
00:38:08,336 --> 00:38:09,838
(SHATTERING)
865
00:38:09,838 --> 00:38:11,439
(MONSTER LAUGHS)
866
00:38:11,439 --> 00:38:13,541
- What is wrong with you?
- Your turn.
867
00:38:14,242 --> 00:38:15,744
Laura, try one.
868
00:38:17,578 --> 00:38:19,513
Trust me. You'll feel better.
869
00:38:19,513 --> 00:38:21,015
Stop holding it in.
870
00:38:22,083 --> 00:38:23,017
Do it.
871
00:38:24,653 --> 00:38:26,020
Come on! Come on!
872
00:38:27,255 --> 00:38:30,524
Yeah! How'd that feel?
873
00:38:30,524 --> 00:38:32,126
- Actually felt good.
- Feels pretty good, huh?
874
00:38:32,126 --> 00:38:33,527
- LAURA: Yeah.
- Here do another one.
875
00:38:33,527 --> 00:38:35,129
Give me another one. Okay.
876
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:38,032
MONSTER: Oh, yeah!
877
00:38:38,867 --> 00:38:41,569
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
- Oh, my God!
878
00:38:41,569 --> 00:38:42,871
MONSTER:
Look at you being bad.
879
00:38:42,871 --> 00:38:44,038
(GROWLS)
880
00:38:44,038 --> 00:38:46,307
- You're in trouble.
- Whoa! Shit.
881
00:38:46,307 --> 00:38:47,575
Oh, it's on now.
882
00:38:47,575 --> 00:38:50,011
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (LAURA YELLS, LAUGHS)
883
00:38:50,011 --> 00:38:52,046
No, no, no. This is my side.
884
00:38:52,046 --> 00:38:53,047
Take the other side.
885
00:38:53,581 --> 00:38:54,649
(GASPS)
886
00:38:55,684 --> 00:38:58,419
(MONSTER YELLING INDISTINCTLY)
887
00:38:58,419 --> 00:39:00,188
(BOTH SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
888
00:39:00,188 --> 00:39:02,056
- (LAURA LAUGHING)
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)
889
00:39:03,958 --> 00:39:06,060
- (BOTH SIGHING)
- You're a mess.
890
00:39:06,627 --> 00:39:08,062
You're a mess.
891
00:39:10,932 --> 00:39:12,834
Two weeks have gone by fast.
892
00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:16,938
Really? Been two weeks?
893
00:39:18,139 --> 00:39:19,073
Yep.
894
00:39:20,909 --> 00:39:24,512
I guess, uh, that's my time.
895
00:39:26,214 --> 00:39:29,083
I should... get out.
896
00:39:30,084 --> 00:39:31,920
- Pack my shit.
- Yeah, yeah.
897
00:39:31,920 --> 00:39:33,187
- I remember it all.
- Hit the pavement.
898
00:39:33,187 --> 00:39:34,288
I remember
those things that I said.
899
00:39:35,389 --> 00:39:36,691
Thank you for reminding me.
900
00:39:36,691 --> 00:39:38,827
Uh-huh. So...
901
00:39:40,795 --> 00:39:42,764
- I better get on that.
- Yep.
902
00:39:45,666 --> 00:39:47,635
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
903
00:39:48,502 --> 00:39:49,203
Stay.
904
00:39:53,808 --> 00:39:55,877
I mean, only,
only if you want to.
905
00:40:00,448 --> 00:40:01,649
Okay.
906
00:40:09,523 --> 00:40:10,324
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
907
00:40:10,324 --> 00:40:11,860
(MAN GRUNTING)
908
00:40:14,295 --> 00:40:15,129
(WOMAN COUGHS)
909
00:40:26,775 --> 00:40:28,309
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
910
00:40:28,309 --> 00:40:30,779
I'm sorry. I just...
Is anybody sitting here?
911
00:40:30,779 --> 00:40:32,013
Yeah. No! No!
912
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,281
- I mean, no! Uh...
- Yes?
913
00:40:33,281 --> 00:40:35,850
- That's you. You are.
- Oh, okay. Great.
914
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,085
That's who's sitting there.
915
00:40:38,152 --> 00:40:39,453
- Hi, I'm Jackie.
- I'm Laurie.
916
00:40:39,453 --> 00:40:40,454
- Oh!
- Oh, sorry.
917
00:40:40,454 --> 00:40:43,257
- (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- Uh, I'm... I'm Laura.
918
00:40:43,257 --> 00:40:44,325
- Not Laurie. You're Laurie.
- JACKIE: Nice to meet you.
919
00:40:44,325 --> 00:40:45,860
- It's so nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
920
00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:46,995
I know who you are.
921
00:40:46,995 --> 00:40:48,162
(SIGHS) Can I ask
you a question?
922
00:40:48,162 --> 00:40:50,598
- Uh, yeah.
- Does my hair look insane?
923
00:40:50,598 --> 00:40:52,100
It's like so windy outside.
924
00:40:52,300 --> 00:40:54,202
Um, yeah.
925
00:40:54,202 --> 00:40:55,837
- JACKIE: It does?
- It looks insane.
926
00:40:55,837 --> 00:40:57,538
- Oh, no. It does?
- Insanely good.
927
00:40:57,906 --> 00:40:59,373
Oh. (CHUCKLES)
928
00:40:59,373 --> 00:41:00,775
- (LAURA CHUCKLES)
- JACKIE: That's funny.
929
00:41:00,775 --> 00:41:02,210
You look flawless.
930
00:41:02,210 --> 00:41:03,177
- (CLEARS THROAT)
- MAZIE: Shabbat Shalom,
931
00:41:03,177 --> 00:41:04,045
fuckers!
932
00:41:04,045 --> 00:41:05,947
- LAURA: Hey.
- Hi.
933
00:41:05,947 --> 00:41:07,748
- I texted you.
- Sorry.
934
00:41:08,850 --> 00:41:11,052
Look, it's famed director
Jacob Sullivan.
935
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:13,054
Gonna behave
yourself today, Mazie?
936
00:41:13,321 --> 00:41:14,022
MAZIE: Are you?
937
00:41:15,924 --> 00:41:17,125
Hi, Laura.
938
00:41:17,758 --> 00:41:19,560
- Hey.
- JACKIE: Hi. (CHUCKLES)
939
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,029
DON: Don McBride.
940
00:41:21,029 --> 00:41:22,864
Stage Manager.
I'll be managing...
941
00:41:22,864 --> 00:41:24,198
You know what
I'm managing.
942
00:41:24,198 --> 00:41:26,200
- Reading starts in five...
- (JACOB CLEARS THROAT)
943
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,869
Five, five!
944
00:41:30,604 --> 00:41:32,706
"We cannot all succeed,
945
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,710
"when half of us
are held back."
946
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,882
Malala Yousafzai.
947
00:41:42,951 --> 00:41:44,552
Thought I'd start
with a quote.
948
00:41:44,552 --> 00:41:45,519
(PEN THUDS ON SCRIPT)
949
00:41:45,519 --> 00:41:49,657
Hello and welcome to the
950
00:41:49,657 --> 00:41:51,692
first rehearsal
of House of Good Women.
951
00:41:51,692 --> 00:41:53,661
(ALL APPLAUDING)
952
00:41:56,730 --> 00:42:02,670
This piece, as stated
in the title is, um,
953
00:42:03,737 --> 00:42:07,575
a love letter to women.
954
00:42:07,575 --> 00:42:09,110
It's an acknowledgement.
955
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:13,381
An acknowledgement
of the terrible burden
956
00:42:13,381 --> 00:42:15,283
that society places on women.
957
00:42:15,783 --> 00:42:16,784
And a...
958
00:42:17,651 --> 00:42:20,989
tribute to the strength,
959
00:42:22,823 --> 00:42:23,925
and the courage
960
00:42:25,293 --> 00:42:31,099
that women use
to overcome that oppression.
961
00:42:31,099 --> 00:42:33,902
But, uh, before we get started
on the read-through,
962
00:42:33,902 --> 00:42:37,305
I want to introduce
our leading lady.
963
00:42:37,305 --> 00:42:44,112
The incandescent,
the brilliant Jackie Dennon,
964
00:42:44,112 --> 00:42:46,147
- as Laurie Francis.
- (ALL APPLAUDING)
965
00:42:46,147 --> 00:42:48,449
Thank you, Jackie,
for being here.
966
00:42:48,449 --> 00:42:50,218
(CAST CHEERING)
967
00:43:09,904 --> 00:43:11,072
- All right.
- (DOCTOR LOVE PLAYING)
968
00:43:11,072 --> 00:43:12,473
**
969
00:43:12,473 --> 00:43:13,874
(INAUDIBLE)
970
00:43:13,874 --> 00:43:16,310
♪ Any kind of lovesick blues ♪
971
00:43:17,878 --> 00:43:20,814
♪ Don't see just any doctor ♪
972
00:43:20,814 --> 00:43:22,550
♪ Here is the one to choose ♪
973
00:43:23,551 --> 00:43:24,718
**
974
00:43:25,886 --> 00:43:26,955
♪ I can give you... ♪
975
00:43:26,955 --> 00:43:29,257
You haven't followed
our rules, Laurie.
976
00:43:29,257 --> 00:43:30,858
I know, Headmaster.
977
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,593
WILL: There are certain...
978
00:43:32,593 --> 00:43:34,428
ways to behave.
979
00:43:34,428 --> 00:43:36,330
**
980
00:43:39,033 --> 00:43:40,768
♪ That you can think of ♪
981
00:43:41,869 --> 00:43:43,604
♪ I'm Doctor Love ♪
982
00:43:43,604 --> 00:43:44,338
♪ He's Doctor Love ♪
983
00:43:46,174 --> 00:43:48,176
JACOB: Wonderful.
Thank you all so much.
984
00:43:48,176 --> 00:43:50,644
Don't forget to send
your, uh, conflict dates
985
00:43:50,644 --> 00:43:52,613
to Don.
986
00:43:52,613 --> 00:43:54,348
Oh, and more importantly,
987
00:43:54,348 --> 00:43:56,150
the theater is having
a Halloween party here
988
00:43:56,150 --> 00:43:59,053
on Saturday,
and we're all invited.
989
00:43:59,053 --> 00:44:01,655
ACTOR 1: Oh, yay!
WILL: Ooh, fun. Cast bonding.
990
00:44:01,655 --> 00:44:03,824
Hey, uh,
I'll meet you outside.
991
00:44:03,824 --> 00:44:06,160
I can bring, like,
10, 20 people.
992
00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:07,828
What?
993
00:44:07,828 --> 00:44:09,030
WILL: Hey, it's
a masterpiece, bro.
994
00:44:11,499 --> 00:44:13,167
- Hey.-Hey.
995
00:44:13,167 --> 00:44:15,236
- Uh, your first table read.
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
996
00:44:15,236 --> 00:44:17,671
- How do you feel?
- Thanks. Yeah, it's surreal.
997
00:44:17,671 --> 00:44:19,340
You're doing great, already.
998
00:44:19,340 --> 00:44:21,642
- Not that I need to tell you.
- Oh, thank you.
999
00:44:21,642 --> 00:44:23,978
- Um...
- Um, hey, I was...
1000
00:44:23,978 --> 00:44:25,813
I was hoping we'd find
a chance to...
1001
00:44:25,813 --> 00:44:26,880
JACKIE: Hey, Jacob.
1002
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:28,082
- Oh, sorry.
- No, no, no.
1003
00:44:28,082 --> 00:44:29,550
- I didn't mean to interrupt.
- You're okay.
1004
00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:30,918
Just wondering if I could
snag you for a quick second.
1005
00:44:31,519 --> 00:44:32,820
Uh, yeah. Sorry.
1006
00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:33,921
- Being snagged.
- LAURA: Yeah, yeah.
1007
00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:35,423
Uh, but maybe we can talk
on Saturday?
1008
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,557
You gonna go?
1009
00:44:36,557 --> 00:44:39,093
Maybe we'll be there,
maybe we won't.
1010
00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:41,162
Hey, Don, we're gonna steal
some costumes.
1011
00:44:41,162 --> 00:44:42,763
- Not allowed.
- MAZIE: Yes, we are.
1012
00:44:42,763 --> 00:44:44,332
- (HANGERS CLATTERING)
- Wait,
1013
00:44:44,332 --> 00:44:46,700
what were you last year
for Halloween again?
1014
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:48,002
LAURA: Eleanor Roosevelt.
1015
00:44:48,002 --> 00:44:50,171
Oof! And the year before that?
1016
00:44:50,171 --> 00:44:52,406
LAURA: Abraham Lincoln.
MAZIE: Ugh! God, Laura.
1017
00:44:54,208 --> 00:44:56,210
(GASPS) Ooh, I think
you should bring a date.
1018
00:44:56,210 --> 00:44:58,279
LAURA: No, I don't think
I'm ready for that.
1019
00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,281
MAZIE: Yeah, well,
I'm bringing one.
1020
00:45:00,281 --> 00:45:02,683
He's this weird guy that
I met at karate last week.
1021
00:45:02,683 --> 00:45:05,953
He's, kind of, like, stressed,
but I like it.
1022
00:45:10,158 --> 00:45:11,859
- What do you think?
- Oh, my God. No.
1023
00:45:11,859 --> 00:45:13,094
What?
1024
00:45:13,094 --> 00:45:14,295
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
1025
00:45:18,399 --> 00:45:19,567
(LAURA SIGHS)
1026
00:45:19,567 --> 00:45:20,968
No solicitations please.
1027
00:45:21,669 --> 00:45:22,970
Ha, ha, very funny.
1028
00:45:26,607 --> 00:45:27,308
What's happening?
1029
00:45:28,342 --> 00:45:29,310
Um...
1030
00:45:30,978 --> 00:45:33,114
You got any plans tonight?
1031
00:45:33,114 --> 00:45:34,982
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Wouldn't you like to know?
1032
00:45:36,284 --> 00:45:38,086
(CLEARS THROAT)
No, I have no plans.
1033
00:45:38,086 --> 00:45:39,320
- What's up?
- Well...
1034
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:42,090
There's this Halloween party
at the theatre.
1035
00:45:42,090 --> 00:45:44,158
- MONSTER: Hmm.
- And I was thinking...
1036
00:45:46,527 --> 00:45:48,629
Since you're already dressed
for the occasion,
1037
00:45:48,629 --> 00:45:50,298
that maybe you'd like
to come with me.
1038
00:45:50,298 --> 00:45:52,433
Are you asking me
out on a date?
1039
00:45:52,433 --> 00:45:53,167
No.
1040
00:45:54,535 --> 00:45:55,503
No.
1041
00:45:57,371 --> 00:45:58,472
Well, I'm not gonna
leave the house.
1042
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:00,608
Why not?
1043
00:46:00,608 --> 00:46:03,311
Because I'm a monster,
for one thing, and also,
1044
00:46:03,311 --> 00:46:05,179
I don't wanna hang out
with your ex-boyfriend
1045
00:46:05,179 --> 00:46:06,947
and a bunch
of musical theatre dorks.
1046
00:46:06,947 --> 00:46:07,948
Well, I'm
a musical theatre dork.
1047
00:46:07,948 --> 00:46:09,783
Why don't you just stay here?
1048
00:46:09,783 --> 00:46:11,252
- (SIGHS)
- It'll be fun.
1049
00:46:11,252 --> 00:46:12,486
We can fuck around
with trick-o-treaters
1050
00:46:12,486 --> 00:46:13,487
all night.
1051
00:46:13,487 --> 00:46:15,423
Well, our whole cast is
going so...
1052
00:46:15,423 --> 00:46:18,259
- Oh, well, in that case.
- Please.
1053
00:46:18,259 --> 00:46:19,927
Limp dick, fuck face
has enough friends.
1054
00:46:19,927 --> 00:46:22,263
- Stop calling him that.
- What are you gonna do?
1055
00:46:22,263 --> 00:46:23,197
Kiss his ass all night
and then come home
1056
00:46:23,197 --> 00:46:24,765
and throw a pity party
for yourself?
1057
00:46:24,765 --> 00:46:27,034
I'm not gonna come home
and throw myself a pity party.
1058
00:46:27,034 --> 00:46:28,035
Yeah, right.
1059
00:46:29,170 --> 00:46:30,704
- Please.
- I said no.
1060
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,607
- Fine!-Fine.
1061
00:46:33,607 --> 00:46:34,575
- Fine.-Fine!
1062
00:46:34,575 --> 00:46:37,077
- I'll go alone.
- Yeah, you do that.
1063
00:46:38,546 --> 00:46:40,881
Well, you can...
Can you get out of my room?
1064
00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:42,049
'Cause I need to change.
1065
00:46:43,184 --> 00:46:46,220
I was gonna
make a salad anyway.
1066
00:47:01,769 --> 00:47:03,737
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)
1067
00:47:23,624 --> 00:47:24,792
Hi.
1068
00:47:25,693 --> 00:47:26,627
Hi.
1069
00:47:30,198 --> 00:47:31,599
You look, um...
1070
00:47:33,066 --> 00:47:34,768
What?
1071
00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,103
- Is it too much?
- No.
1072
00:47:38,706 --> 00:47:39,407
You look nice.
1073
00:47:44,278 --> 00:47:45,246
Thank you.
1074
00:47:48,982 --> 00:47:51,151
- Um, you know you could...
- MONSTER: Hmm?
1075
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:54,322
- ...still.
- MONSTER: I should probably...
1076
00:47:56,490 --> 00:47:59,059
- Probably just...
- Yeah, right.
1077
00:47:59,059 --> 00:48:02,296
Uh, well, have a good night.
1078
00:48:08,135 --> 00:48:11,505
(DOOR OPENS, CLOSES)
1079
00:48:12,406 --> 00:48:15,843
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1080
00:48:25,786 --> 00:48:26,487
DON: Laura.
1081
00:48:27,688 --> 00:48:29,557
Merry Christmas!
1082
00:48:29,557 --> 00:48:31,892
- Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
- DON: That's just a joke.
1083
00:48:31,892 --> 00:48:33,561
Happy Halloween. (CHUCKLES)
1084
00:48:33,561 --> 00:48:37,130
- It's Don.
- Yeah, I know.
1085
00:48:37,931 --> 00:48:39,300
You look great, Don.
1086
00:48:39,300 --> 00:48:40,801
I really... I really like
your costume.
1087
00:48:40,801 --> 00:48:42,403
- Really?-Yeah.
1088
00:48:42,403 --> 00:48:43,737
- Yeah?-Uh...
1089
00:48:44,705 --> 00:48:46,507
Yeah.
1090
00:48:46,507 --> 00:48:48,609
Good costume to you, too.
1091
00:48:48,609 --> 00:48:50,077
She doesn't wanna
talk to you, Don.
1092
00:48:52,112 --> 00:48:53,213
Excuse me.
1093
00:49:01,188 --> 00:49:02,189
Laura.
1094
00:49:03,657 --> 00:49:05,158
Wow.
1095
00:49:05,158 --> 00:49:07,828
Wow, to you too, my liege.
1096
00:49:09,062 --> 00:49:10,030
You look great.
1097
00:49:11,499 --> 00:49:13,367
- Hi!-Jackie.
1098
00:49:13,367 --> 00:49:16,270
Wow, your costume is lit.
1099
00:49:16,270 --> 00:49:18,539
(ALL LAUGHING)
1100
00:49:18,539 --> 00:49:20,474
You look so beautiful.
1101
00:49:20,474 --> 00:49:22,109
- You really do.
- LAURA: Oh, oh. Thank you.
1102
00:49:24,978 --> 00:49:26,780
- So do you.
- Oh, thanks.
1103
00:49:26,780 --> 00:49:29,249
Equally, equally as beautiful.
1104
00:49:32,019 --> 00:49:33,887
Um... Should we...
1105
00:49:33,887 --> 00:49:35,222
Do you guys want a drink?
I'll get us drinks.
1106
00:49:35,222 --> 00:49:36,324
- You get a beer.
- (JACOB CHUCKLES)
1107
00:49:36,324 --> 00:49:37,391
You get a beer.
I'll be right back.
1108
00:49:37,391 --> 00:49:40,127
- Okay.
- Thank you.
1109
00:49:40,127 --> 00:49:43,063
Well, you two seem like
you're friends now.
1110
00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:44,898
- That's great.
- Yeah, we actually,
1111
00:49:44,898 --> 00:49:47,801
we grabbed a bite
before, uh, before the party.
1112
00:49:47,801 --> 00:49:50,003
A bite?
Oh, fun.
1113
00:49:50,003 --> 00:49:53,374
Yeah, yeah. I... I like her.
1114
00:49:55,776 --> 00:49:58,145
Um, I did... I did wanna say
1115
00:49:58,145 --> 00:50:00,247
- to you...
- JACKIE: Okay, guys.
1116
00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:02,383
- Two beers for new pals.
- Oh, awesome.
1117
00:50:02,383 --> 00:50:03,884
- Cheers.
- JACKIE: Happy Halloween.
1118
00:50:03,884 --> 00:50:05,719
JACOB: Happy Halloween.
LAURA: Happy, happy, happy.
1119
00:50:05,719 --> 00:50:07,355
(JACOB CHUCKLES)
1120
00:50:07,355 --> 00:50:09,156
- (PEOPLE CHEERING)
- (DOO-WOP SONG PLAYING)
1121
00:50:09,156 --> 00:50:10,458
**
1122
00:50:10,458 --> 00:50:11,892
CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪
1123
00:50:11,892 --> 00:50:13,461
MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪
1124
00:50:13,461 --> 00:50:15,262
CHORUS: * Who are you? ♪
1125
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:16,564
MAN: * I am the voodoo man ♪
1126
00:50:16,564 --> 00:50:18,632
♪ I'm gonna cast
A spell on you ♪
1127
00:50:18,632 --> 00:50:21,769
♪ Well, who am I? ♪
1128
00:50:21,769 --> 00:50:24,772
CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪
MAN: * Well, who am I? ♪
1129
00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:26,239
CHORUS: * The Voodoo man ♪
MAN: * Yes, who am I? ♪
1130
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,176
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
1131
00:50:29,176 --> 00:50:31,011
**
1132
00:50:34,247 --> 00:50:36,850
♪ And turn it
To a head of you ♪
1133
00:50:37,951 --> 00:50:40,287
♪ Kiss your pretty lips ♪
1134
00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:42,956
(MUFFLED) * Then you'll know
What I'm gonna do ♪
1135
00:50:45,225 --> 00:50:47,160
(ROCK N' ROLL MUSIC PLAYING)
1136
00:51:02,676 --> 00:51:04,745
(JACKIE LAUGHING)
1137
00:51:04,745 --> 00:51:06,714
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1138
00:51:34,174 --> 00:51:36,176
- You came.
- I did.
1139
00:51:39,179 --> 00:51:40,514
What are you?
1140
00:51:40,514 --> 00:51:42,550
(CLICKS TONGUE)
I'm a business monster.
1141
00:51:45,385 --> 00:51:46,386
Are you having fun?
1142
00:51:48,489 --> 00:51:50,323
I'm having
a terrible time, actually.
1143
00:51:51,492 --> 00:51:53,494
Hmm. That's too bad.
1144
00:51:56,063 --> 00:51:58,899
Should we take it out
on the dance floor?
1145
00:52:06,173 --> 00:52:08,041
(YOUR PRECIOUS LOVE
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1146
00:52:20,287 --> 00:52:22,022
**
1147
00:52:22,022 --> 00:52:25,726
♪ Every day
There's something new ♪
1148
00:52:25,726 --> 00:52:29,530
CHORUS: * Ooh, ooh
Ooh, baby ♪
1149
00:52:29,530 --> 00:52:32,800
MAN: * Honey
To keep me loving you ♪
1150
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,737
**
1151
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:39,873
♪ And with every
Passing minute ♪
1152
00:52:41,675 --> 00:52:47,948
♪ Oh, baby
So much joy wrapped up in it ♪
1153
00:52:47,948 --> 00:52:49,650
TOGETHER:
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1154
00:52:49,650 --> 00:52:54,822
♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪
1155
00:52:54,822 --> 00:52:56,924
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1156
00:52:56,924 --> 00:53:01,829
♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪
1157
00:53:03,196 --> 00:53:05,132
**
1158
00:53:05,132 --> 00:53:10,838
WOMAN: * And now,
I've got a song to sing ♪
1159
00:53:10,838 --> 00:53:16,910
♪ Telling the world
About the joy you bring ♪
1160
00:53:19,379 --> 00:53:24,117
♪ And you gave me
A reason for living ♪
1161
00:53:24,117 --> 00:53:26,253
♪ And ooh, you taught me ♪
1162
00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:30,658
**
1163
00:53:30,658 --> 00:53:32,425
TOGETHER:
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1164
00:53:32,425 --> 00:53:37,765
♪ Heaven must have
Sent you from above ♪
1165
00:53:37,765 --> 00:53:39,299
♪ Oh, oh, oh ♪
1166
00:53:39,299 --> 00:53:45,138
♪ Heaven must have
Sent your precious love ♪
1167
00:53:45,138 --> 00:53:47,140
WOMAN:
♪ Oh ♪
1168
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:49,943
MAN: * To find
A love like yours ♪
1169
00:53:49,943 --> 00:53:53,213
♪ Is rare these days ♪
1170
00:53:53,213 --> 00:53:56,349
♪ 'Cause you've shown me
What happiness is ♪
1171
00:53:56,349 --> 00:53:57,885
♪ In so many ways ♪
1172
00:53:57,885 --> 00:54:00,554
♪
1173
00:54:04,024 --> 00:54:07,595
♪ Laughter in the eyes ♪
1174
00:54:07,595 --> 00:54:12,132
♪ Where tears used to be ♪
1175
00:54:12,132 --> 00:54:13,834
MAN: * What you've
Given me... ♪
1176
00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:14,968
Should we get out of here?
1177
00:54:17,370 --> 00:54:18,405
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)
1178
00:54:22,042 --> 00:54:24,678
Yeah, uh...
1179
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,079
I'm just... I'm gonna
use the bathroom.
1180
00:54:26,079 --> 00:54:27,480
I'll be right back.
1181
00:54:29,116 --> 00:54:30,618
(SONG ENDS)
1182
00:54:30,618 --> 00:54:32,653
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS)
1183
00:54:55,375 --> 00:54:57,077
(JACOB BREATHING HEAVILY)
1184
00:55:05,686 --> 00:55:07,721
- Fuck, you're incredible.
- (WOMAN CHUCKLES)
1185
00:55:07,721 --> 00:55:09,723
(JACOB AND WOMAN
BREATHING HEAVILY)
1186
00:55:21,702 --> 00:55:22,736
Stay here.
1187
00:55:24,838 --> 00:55:26,774
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1188
00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:32,612
(OBJECTS THUD)
1189
00:55:34,381 --> 00:55:35,615
Hello?
1190
00:55:37,017 --> 00:55:39,086
- (INDISTINCT CREAKING)
- JACOB: Is someone there?
1191
00:55:47,728 --> 00:55:49,663
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1192
00:55:50,898 --> 00:55:52,833
(FOOTSTEPS THUDDING)
1193
00:55:56,737 --> 00:55:57,705
- (TRAP DOOR CLANKS)
- (JACOB YELLS)
1194
00:55:57,705 --> 00:56:00,373
(THUDS, YELLS)
1195
00:56:00,373 --> 00:56:01,775
(SCREAMING)
1196
00:56:07,547 --> 00:56:09,016
(SCREAMING FADES)
1197
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:13,854
Of course. Of course,
he wants to be with her.
1198
00:56:13,854 --> 00:56:15,689
I knew it. Of course he does.
1199
00:56:15,689 --> 00:56:17,257
(GASPS) Oh, my God!
Do you think he saw us?
1200
00:56:17,257 --> 00:56:19,626
Do you think he saw me?
Do you think he saw us?
1201
00:56:19,626 --> 00:56:21,094
Who cares if he saw us?
1202
00:56:23,997 --> 00:56:25,032
I feel bad.
1203
00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,434
(SIGHS) I feel so bad.
1204
00:56:27,434 --> 00:56:29,136
- I feel really bad.
- MONSTER: Stop feeling bad.
1205
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:31,739
Why? Why did you have
to hurt him like that?
1206
00:56:31,739 --> 00:56:32,873
Because he hurt you!
1207
00:56:34,775 --> 00:56:37,577
But, I... But I'm fine.
1208
00:56:37,577 --> 00:56:40,547
I'm okay. It's okay.
I'm not an idiot.
1209
00:56:40,547 --> 00:56:42,482
She's famous.
1210
00:56:42,482 --> 00:56:46,453
She's more talented than me.
She's more beautiful than me.
1211
00:56:46,453 --> 00:56:48,822
We're not together anymore.
He doesn't owe me anything.
1212
00:56:48,822 --> 00:56:50,791
He doesn't owe me anything.
1213
00:56:50,791 --> 00:56:53,093
- LAURA: It's okay.
- I disagree!
1214
00:56:53,093 --> 00:56:55,262
I think it's
specifically not okay.
1215
00:56:55,262 --> 00:56:56,596
That prick broke up
with you when you were
1216
00:56:56,596 --> 00:56:57,664
in the hospital,
1217
00:56:58,832 --> 00:57:01,468
- right after you had surgery.
- Well...
1218
00:57:01,468 --> 00:57:03,003
He... He fucking
abandoned you.
1219
00:57:03,003 --> 00:57:05,906
And he doesn't
owe you anything?
1220
00:57:05,906 --> 00:57:08,408
What... What the hell are you
actually talking about?
1221
00:57:08,408 --> 00:57:10,310
- Well, I'm talking about...
- And the musical?
1222
00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:11,945
What about the musical?
He wrote a role for you.
1223
00:57:11,945 --> 00:57:14,447
Yeah? He told you
it was yours.
1224
00:57:14,447 --> 00:57:16,817
That he's gonna make
all your dreams come true.
1225
00:57:16,817 --> 00:57:18,819
Is that what he said?
And then a moment later,
1226
00:57:18,819 --> 00:57:20,988
it got kind of tough, huh?
1227
00:57:22,956 --> 00:57:24,657
And he took it
all away from you.
1228
00:57:26,559 --> 00:57:28,829
You did what
you always do here, Laura.
1229
00:57:28,829 --> 00:57:31,698
You supported.
Yeah. Look at me.
1230
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:32,900
You supported him,
1231
00:57:33,533 --> 00:57:35,102
you listened,
1232
00:57:35,102 --> 00:57:36,603
did whatever he needed,
whenever he needed.
1233
00:57:36,603 --> 00:57:37,871
And what he did?
1234
00:57:39,907 --> 00:57:41,174
Huh? Taking it all
away from you,
1235
00:57:41,174 --> 00:57:43,811
just to avoid facing you?
That's not okay.
1236
00:57:43,811 --> 00:57:45,178
- But it is okay.
- That's not okay.
1237
00:57:45,178 --> 00:57:48,615
- It has to be okay.
- It doesn't have to be okay.
1238
00:57:48,615 --> 00:57:50,117
- Yes, it does. Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.
1239
00:57:50,117 --> 00:57:51,018
It's not okay.
1240
00:57:56,489 --> 00:57:57,958
Laura, it's not okay.
1241
00:57:57,958 --> 00:57:59,292
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1242
00:57:59,292 --> 00:58:00,527
It's not.
1243
00:58:02,495 --> 00:58:03,797
It's just not.
1244
00:58:10,037 --> 00:58:11,905
It's not okay.
1245
00:58:11,905 --> 00:58:14,875
- (SOFTLY) It's not okay?
- It's not okay.
1246
00:58:17,410 --> 00:58:18,111
It's... (VOICE BREAKS)
1247
00:58:19,546 --> 00:58:21,114
(SOBS) It's not okay.
1248
00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:26,153
It's not okay.
1249
00:58:31,458 --> 00:58:32,893
It's not okay. (CRIES)
1250
00:58:36,529 --> 00:58:38,598
- It's not okay.
- No.
1251
00:58:38,598 --> 00:58:39,900
It's not okay. (CRYING)
1252
00:58:41,534 --> 00:58:42,769
It's not okay!
1253
00:58:42,769 --> 00:58:44,737
(YELLING) It's not okay.
1254
00:58:44,737 --> 00:58:46,573
It's not okay.
1255
00:58:46,573 --> 00:58:48,741
(SCREAMS) It's not okay.
1256
00:58:48,741 --> 00:58:50,911
(CAR ALARM BLARING)
1257
00:58:52,212 --> 00:58:54,147
(IF I HAD YOU
BY JIMMY DURANTE PLAYING)
1258
00:58:57,817 --> 00:58:59,819
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1259
00:59:03,490 --> 00:59:06,793
**
1260
00:59:08,728 --> 00:59:10,530
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1261
00:59:10,530 --> 00:59:12,299
(MONSTER AND LAURA GRUNTING)
1262
00:59:14,501 --> 00:59:18,138
**
1263
00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,140
- (MONSTER GROWLS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)
1264
00:59:23,443 --> 00:59:25,478
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1265
00:59:25,478 --> 00:59:26,579
(MONSTER GROWLS)
1266
00:59:26,579 --> 00:59:29,449
(LAURA GROWLS)
1267
00:59:29,449 --> 00:59:31,218
(MONSTER GROWLING SOFTLY)
1268
00:59:32,585 --> 00:59:34,287
(LAURA MOANING)
1269
00:59:36,589 --> 00:59:38,791
(LAURA GRUNTING)
1270
00:59:39,792 --> 00:59:42,462
(LAURA GRUNTS FURIOUSLY)
1271
00:59:42,462 --> 00:59:43,964
(MONSTER GROWLS)
1272
00:59:45,532 --> 00:59:46,799
Wow. (SIGHS)
1273
00:59:47,767 --> 00:59:49,702
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1274
00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:53,073
Seriously, wow.
1275
00:59:53,073 --> 00:59:55,842
- That was awesome.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1276
00:59:55,842 --> 00:59:56,977
(WATER RUNNING)
1277
01:00:00,613 --> 01:00:01,748
(WATER STOPS)
1278
01:00:02,349 --> 01:00:03,050
(LAURA CHUCKLES)
1279
01:00:07,554 --> 01:00:09,622
(LAUGHING)
1280
01:00:09,622 --> 01:00:11,858
(PIANO PLAYING)
1281
01:00:28,475 --> 01:00:31,011
You got a lot
of tricks up your sleeve.
1282
01:00:31,011 --> 01:00:33,446
(CHUCKLES) Well,
I got a lot of downtime.
1283
01:00:37,517 --> 01:00:39,352
- Do you know this one?
- (PLAYING PIANO)
1284
01:00:43,690 --> 01:00:44,757
Yeah, I love this one.
1285
01:00:45,758 --> 01:00:47,260
Will you sing it for me?
1286
01:00:49,829 --> 01:00:51,198
- No.
- If you don't sing,
1287
01:00:51,198 --> 01:00:52,899
- I'm gonna sing.
- Okay.
1288
01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:55,402
(SCOFFS) Okay.
1289
01:00:56,669 --> 01:00:59,806
- Careful what you wish for.
- I can't wait.
1290
01:00:59,806 --> 01:01:04,978
♪ I've been so many places
in my life and time ♪
1291
01:01:04,978 --> 01:01:07,714
That's good.
1292
01:01:07,714 --> 01:01:13,186
♪ I've sung a lot of songs
I've made some bad rhymes ♪
1293
01:01:13,186 --> 01:01:14,887
- It's a little off.
- No.
1294
01:01:14,887 --> 01:01:18,458
♪ I've acted out my life
in stages ♪
1295
01:01:18,458 --> 01:01:21,428
♪ With ten thousand people
watching ♪
1296
01:01:21,428 --> 01:01:23,463
(LAUGHS) Come on.
1297
01:01:23,463 --> 01:01:27,234
♪ But we're alone now
And I'm singing this song ♪
1298
01:01:27,234 --> 01:01:29,336
- Thank you.
- ♪ For you ♪
1299
01:01:31,204 --> 01:01:35,642
♪ I know your image of me
Is what I hoped to be ♪
1300
01:01:38,345 --> 01:01:43,416
♪ I treated you unkindly
But darling, can't you see? ♪
1301
01:01:43,416 --> 01:01:44,584
All right.
1302
01:01:44,584 --> 01:01:47,754
♪ There's no one
more important to me ♪
1303
01:01:47,754 --> 01:01:49,522
Okay.
1304
01:01:49,522 --> 01:01:53,126
♪ Darling, can't you please
see through me? ♪
1305
01:01:53,126 --> 01:01:54,794
♪ 'Cause we're alone now ♪
1306
01:01:54,794 --> 01:01:57,964
♪ And I'm singing
this song for you ♪
1307
01:01:57,964 --> 01:01:59,366
Yeah, there it is.
1308
01:02:01,968 --> 01:02:04,604
♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪
1309
01:02:04,604 --> 01:02:08,208
♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪
1310
01:02:09,642 --> 01:02:14,114
♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪
1311
01:02:16,316 --> 01:02:19,386
♪ But now I'm so much better ♪
1312
01:02:19,386 --> 01:02:23,290
♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪
1313
01:02:23,290 --> 01:02:26,559
♪ Listen to the melody ♪
1314
01:02:26,559 --> 01:02:31,131
♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪
1315
01:02:36,035 --> 01:02:38,405
♪ I love you in a place ♪
1316
01:02:38,405 --> 01:02:43,643
♪ Where there's no space
or time ♪
1317
01:02:43,643 --> 01:02:48,315
♪ I love you for in my life
You are a friend of mine ♪
1318
01:02:50,350 --> 01:02:54,020
♪ And when my life is over ♪
1319
01:02:54,020 --> 01:02:57,424
♪ Remember
when we were together ♪
1320
01:02:58,725 --> 01:03:00,227
♪ We were alone ♪
1321
01:03:00,227 --> 01:03:03,596
♪ And I was singing
this song for you ♪
1322
01:03:07,134 --> 01:03:10,403
♪ You taught me
precious secrets ♪
1323
01:03:10,403 --> 01:03:14,040
♪ Of a truth
withholding nothing ♪
1324
01:03:15,442 --> 01:03:19,912
♪ You came out in front
when I was hiding ♪
1325
01:03:22,048 --> 01:03:24,917
♪ But now I'm so much better ♪
1326
01:03:24,917 --> 01:03:29,088
♪ And if my words
don't come together ♪
1327
01:03:29,088 --> 01:03:32,392
♪ Listen to the melody ♪
1328
01:03:32,392 --> 01:03:37,130
♪ 'Cause my love
is in there hiding ♪
1329
01:03:37,130 --> 01:03:37,964
MONSTER: What are you
doing tomorrow?
1330
01:03:40,032 --> 01:03:42,869
Um, um, I'm getting
blood work done.
1331
01:03:42,869 --> 01:03:44,204
Um, hoping to get
some good news,
1332
01:03:44,204 --> 01:03:45,938
and then I have rehearsal,
1333
01:03:46,506 --> 01:03:49,476
but then... Why?
1334
01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:51,444
Do you wanna do something?
1335
01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:55,148
- Yeah.
- (MONSTER CHUCKLES)
1336
01:03:55,148 --> 01:03:56,683
Um, let's say 8:00?
1337
01:03:56,683 --> 01:03:58,151
Yeah, 8:00 is good.
1338
01:03:58,151 --> 01:04:00,253
- I like 8:00.
- Me, too.
1339
01:04:01,254 --> 01:04:03,223
Okay, I will...
1340
01:04:04,257 --> 01:04:06,693
see you at 8:00.
1341
01:04:06,693 --> 01:04:08,895
- Yeah, um...
- Okay.
1342
01:04:08,895 --> 01:04:11,498
- Goodnight.-Goodnight.
1343
01:04:11,498 --> 01:04:15,702
♪ We were alone
And I was singing this song ♪
1344
01:04:15,702 --> 01:04:17,103
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
1345
01:04:17,870 --> 01:04:21,974
♪ For you ♪
1346
01:04:24,644 --> 01:04:25,612
(FLOORBOARD CREAKING)
1347
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,582
(BED SQUEAKING)
1348
01:04:37,590 --> 01:04:38,291
NURSE: Arm.
1349
01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:54,173
(CLICKS TONGUE)
You have difficult veins.
1350
01:04:55,342 --> 01:04:57,310
I have a difficult nurse.
1351
01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,011
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
1352
01:05:01,648 --> 01:05:03,550
JACOB: What's that?
1353
01:05:03,550 --> 01:05:04,784
Hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on.
1354
01:05:05,618 --> 01:05:07,086
Guys, what's going on?
1355
01:05:07,086 --> 01:05:09,289
Opening night is in two weeks.
1356
01:05:09,289 --> 01:05:10,823
Why aren't you in your places?
1357
01:05:10,823 --> 01:05:12,625
DON: Yeah, places.
1358
01:05:12,625 --> 01:05:14,994
What I always say.
1359
01:05:14,994 --> 01:05:17,564
Oh, hey. Aren't you,
um, stage left for this part?
1360
01:05:18,465 --> 01:05:20,467
Yeah, I know. Thanks.
1361
01:05:20,467 --> 01:05:23,102
Oh, I just didn't
wanna run into you.
1362
01:05:23,102 --> 01:05:26,105
Sorry. Um, wait. Hi.
1363
01:05:26,105 --> 01:05:28,241
What... (CHUCKLES)
What's her deal?
1364
01:05:28,241 --> 01:05:29,309
I don't know.
1365
01:05:31,478 --> 01:05:33,913
Maybe it's because you flirt
with her boyfriend.
1366
01:05:33,913 --> 01:05:35,748
(JACKIE CHUCKLES)
1367
01:05:35,748 --> 01:05:37,584
- What?
- Laura and Jacob.
1368
01:05:37,584 --> 01:05:39,619
Yeah.
1369
01:05:39,619 --> 01:05:41,288
They broke up
just a few months ago.
1370
01:05:41,288 --> 01:05:43,189
Oh, my God,
I literally had no idea.
1371
01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:44,824
Yeah, and you should
probably also know
1372
01:05:44,824 --> 01:05:47,126
that Jacob wrote Laurie
1373
01:05:47,126 --> 01:05:48,528
(WHISPERS) for Laura.
1374
01:05:48,528 --> 01:05:50,563
He wrote the... (GASPS)
1375
01:05:52,299 --> 01:05:53,600
Why didn't
anybody tell me that?
1376
01:05:54,166 --> 01:05:55,502
Fuck.
1377
01:05:55,502 --> 01:05:57,437
WILL: You haven't been
following the rules, Laurie.
1378
01:05:57,437 --> 01:05:59,138
I know, Headmaster.
1379
01:05:59,138 --> 01:06:00,740
There's a certain way
we behave.
1380
01:06:01,741 --> 01:06:04,377
I know, Headmaster.
1381
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:05,778
And do you know what we do
with girls like you?
1382
01:06:07,747 --> 01:06:09,115
- Girls like me?
- WILL: Hmm.
1383
01:06:10,817 --> 01:06:12,118
What's wrong
with girls like me?
1384
01:06:12,685 --> 01:06:13,720
JACOB: Okay.
1385
01:06:13,720 --> 01:06:15,788
Black out, intermission, song.
1386
01:06:15,788 --> 01:06:18,558
Let's, uh, let's run
through it as an exercise.
1387
01:06:18,558 --> 01:06:19,992
- Keep it going.
- JACKIE: Okay.
1388
01:06:19,992 --> 01:06:20,960
Uh...
1389
01:06:22,529 --> 01:06:25,698
(SIGHS) What's wrong
with girls like me?
1390
01:06:25,698 --> 01:06:27,767
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.
1391
01:06:29,235 --> 01:06:31,971
When I met him,
1392
01:06:31,971 --> 01:06:34,441
he didn't think there was
anything wrong at all.
1393
01:06:35,708 --> 01:06:37,477
- I remember...
- (PIANO PLAYING)
1394
01:06:39,078 --> 01:06:42,715
I remember the first moment
I met him.
1395
01:06:42,715 --> 01:06:44,517
I remember I said...
1396
01:06:44,517 --> 01:06:47,654
- I said to him...
- (ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)
1397
01:06:47,654 --> 01:06:48,888
♪ Hi ♪
1398
01:06:48,888 --> 01:06:51,090
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1399
01:06:52,359 --> 01:06:54,226
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1400
01:06:55,495 --> 01:06:58,465
♪ Coffee or tea ♪
1401
01:06:58,465 --> 01:07:01,434
♪ I have Darjeeling,
And green ♪
1402
01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:05,905
♪ I have a feeling
I've seen you before ♪
1403
01:07:05,905 --> 01:07:08,341
♪ That bright eyes
And that... ♪
1404
01:07:08,341 --> 01:07:09,909
Sorry.
1405
01:07:09,909 --> 01:07:11,077
Fine, fine.
1406
01:07:11,077 --> 01:07:12,945
♪ Smile ♪
1407
01:07:12,945 --> 01:07:14,280
(PIANO STOPS)
1408
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:15,748
- JACOB: Jackie, uh...
- Yes.
1409
01:07:17,717 --> 01:07:20,387
This is a girl who's
just been sent away
1410
01:07:20,387 --> 01:07:21,454
- from everything she knows.
- JACKIE: Mmm-hmm.
1411
01:07:22,054 --> 01:07:25,191
She's recounting
1412
01:07:25,191 --> 01:07:28,728
the genesis of a relationship
that nearly destroyed her.
1413
01:07:28,728 --> 01:07:29,862
She's about to break.
1414
01:07:29,862 --> 01:07:31,063
I need you to start somewhere.
1415
01:07:31,063 --> 01:07:32,932
Right now, it's like
happy birthday
1416
01:07:32,932 --> 01:07:34,534
at my mom's house.
I'm not getting anything.
1417
01:07:35,234 --> 01:07:37,169
- Okay?-Yeah.
1418
01:07:39,506 --> 01:07:40,773
(JACOB EXHALES)
1419
01:07:42,008 --> 01:07:43,976
(PAINO PLAYING)
1420
01:07:44,811 --> 01:07:45,845
(JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)
1421
01:07:51,250 --> 01:07:53,185
(ACTORS SNAPPING FINGERS)
1422
01:07:53,853 --> 01:07:55,054
♪ Hi ♪
1423
01:07:55,054 --> 01:07:57,289
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1424
01:07:58,725 --> 01:08:00,192
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1425
01:08:01,661 --> 01:08:02,762
♪ Coffee or... ♪
1426
01:08:02,762 --> 01:08:03,896
- Okay, no, no, no.
- (JACKIE CLEARS THROAT)
1427
01:08:03,896 --> 01:08:04,997
- Stop.-Sorry.
1428
01:08:04,997 --> 01:08:06,232
JACOB: It's still not
working for me.
1429
01:08:06,232 --> 01:08:07,299
- Yeah.
- Like, I, kind of, feel like
1430
01:08:07,299 --> 01:08:08,968
I lost you
in the last 24 hours.
1431
01:08:08,968 --> 01:08:10,570
I don't know where you're at.
1432
01:08:10,570 --> 01:08:12,405
And I don't wanna
have to say the same things
1433
01:08:12,405 --> 01:08:13,940
over and over again,
because if I do
1434
01:08:13,940 --> 01:08:16,142
then I feel like my language
no longer has...
1435
01:08:16,142 --> 01:08:17,777
- Yeah, yeah.
- ...kind of any utility.
1436
01:08:17,777 --> 01:08:19,512
- You know what I mean?
- Jesus, lay off, Jacob.
1437
01:08:21,781 --> 01:08:23,583
What was that, Laura?
1438
01:08:23,583 --> 01:08:25,351
You got something to say?
1439
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:27,854
No? While I have you,
you're too far forward.
1440
01:08:27,854 --> 01:08:30,322
I need you back.
Back, back, back, back.
1441
01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:33,626
The scene isn't about you.
1442
01:08:33,626 --> 01:08:35,194
Funny, it used to be.
1443
01:08:35,194 --> 01:08:36,696
(ACTORS GASP)
1444
01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:39,031
Not a good time for that.
1445
01:08:39,031 --> 01:08:40,533
Well, when would be
a good time for that,
1446
01:08:40,533 --> 01:08:41,668
Your Highness?
1447
01:08:41,668 --> 01:08:42,869
(CLICKS TONGUE)
Maybe after rehearsal.
1448
01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:45,638
No, well, actually, no.
1449
01:08:45,638 --> 01:08:47,474
That's... That's not gonna
work for me.
1450
01:08:47,474 --> 01:08:49,208
I wanna talk
about it right now.
1451
01:08:49,208 --> 01:08:50,610
(HUSHED WHISPERS)
1452
01:08:54,747 --> 01:08:56,248
(WHISPERS) Laura,
you're embarrassing yourself.
1453
01:09:01,320 --> 01:09:02,254
(SCOFFS)
1454
01:09:04,924 --> 01:09:06,258
You're embarrassing yourself.
1455
01:09:08,094 --> 01:09:08,961
You think you...
1456
01:09:11,397 --> 01:09:14,366
(MIMICS JACOB)
Hi, I... I'm Jacob Sullivan.
1457
01:09:14,366 --> 01:09:16,536
I'm a pretentious douchebag.
1458
01:09:16,536 --> 01:09:19,038
I think my shit doesn't stink.
1459
01:09:19,038 --> 01:09:20,372
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Well, guess what, Jacob!
1460
01:09:20,372 --> 01:09:22,408
I lived in the same apartment
as you for years,
1461
01:09:22,408 --> 01:09:25,478
and I smelled your shit,
and it doesn't smell good.
1462
01:09:25,478 --> 01:09:27,480
- It doesn't smell good.
- Take a break, Laura.
1463
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:28,548
LAURA: Yeah, sure.
1464
01:09:28,548 --> 01:09:30,316
What else do you need? Oh!
1465
01:09:30,316 --> 01:09:33,185
(MIMICS JACOB)
Uh, I'm hungry, Laura.
1466
01:09:33,185 --> 01:09:35,154
Can you cook me some pasta?
1467
01:09:35,154 --> 01:09:36,989
Would you mind,
'cause I'm sitting
1468
01:09:36,989 --> 01:09:39,859
on the piano all day
and I just can go
1469
01:09:39,859 --> 01:09:42,161
plunk, plunk, plunk.
I'm useless.
1470
01:09:42,161 --> 01:09:43,896
I don't wanna do the laundry.
1471
01:09:43,896 --> 01:09:46,098
I don't want to do the dishes.
1472
01:09:46,098 --> 01:09:47,600
I don't want to do anything
1473
01:09:47,600 --> 01:09:50,436
because I'm God's gift
to the world,
1474
01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:52,839
because he can string
a few words together.
1475
01:09:52,839 --> 01:09:54,273
But you know what?
I can string
1476
01:09:54,273 --> 01:09:56,075
words together, too, Jacob.
1477
01:09:56,075 --> 01:09:58,511
You limp dick, fuck face!
1478
01:09:58,511 --> 01:10:00,680
DON: All right,
she is letting it out.
1479
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,348
- Laura, let's go outside.
- No, I don't wanna go outside.
1480
01:10:02,348 --> 01:10:03,550
- Why would I wanna go outside?
- MAZIE: Okay, okay.
1481
01:10:03,550 --> 01:10:05,184
- It's cold outside.
- Laura. Lower your voice.
1482
01:10:05,184 --> 01:10:06,418
(SHOUTING)
I will not lower my voice!
1483
01:10:06,418 --> 01:10:07,754
Don't tell me
to lower my voice!
1484
01:10:07,754 --> 01:10:09,221
You lower your voice!
1485
01:10:09,221 --> 01:10:12,759
You're disloyal,
narcissistic piece of shit!
1486
01:10:12,759 --> 01:10:14,260
Asshole!
1487
01:10:14,260 --> 01:10:16,963
DON: Okey-dokey. All right.
1488
01:10:16,963 --> 01:10:19,599
Got a little hot here
in the kitchen.
1489
01:10:19,599 --> 01:10:22,068
Think it's time
to, uh, take five, everybody.
1490
01:10:22,068 --> 01:10:24,537
That's five. Five!
1491
01:10:24,537 --> 01:10:26,639
Thank you so much, everyone.
1492
01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:28,374
That's 10, Don.
1493
01:10:28,374 --> 01:10:29,341
Ha!
1494
01:10:33,580 --> 01:10:34,814
(MAZIE LAUGHING)
1495
01:10:34,814 --> 01:10:36,783
- What?-Nothing.
1496
01:10:36,783 --> 01:10:38,050
You think this is funny?
1497
01:10:38,050 --> 01:10:39,886
Yeah, I did. I thought
it was a little funny.
1498
01:10:39,886 --> 01:10:41,554
- Nothing about that was funny.
- MAZIE: (CHUCKLES) Okay.
1499
01:10:41,554 --> 01:10:42,622
Jacob's being an asshole.
1500
01:10:42,622 --> 01:10:43,723
He can't talk
to people like that.
1501
01:10:43,723 --> 01:10:44,957
Well, directors are assholes,
1502
01:10:44,957 --> 01:10:47,393
and sometimes they do
talk to people like that.
1503
01:10:47,393 --> 01:10:50,630
And dude, Jackie is...
Fuck. Butchering the part.
1504
01:10:51,297 --> 01:10:53,099
I don't blame him.
1505
01:10:53,099 --> 01:10:54,166
- Okay. (GRUNTS)
- (LAURA GRUNTS)
1506
01:10:54,166 --> 01:10:55,301
Everyone's hanging out,
can we go?
1507
01:10:55,301 --> 01:10:56,769
No, I'm not hanging out.
1508
01:10:56,769 --> 01:10:59,305
- Okay, then don't hang out.
- You're just gonna leave.
1509
01:10:59,305 --> 01:11:01,473
- Yeah.
- Why do you always do that?
1510
01:11:01,473 --> 01:11:03,610
God, you're
such a shitty friend.
1511
01:11:03,610 --> 01:11:06,145
- Shitty friend?
- A shitty friend.
1512
01:11:06,145 --> 01:11:07,479
After everything
I've done for you,
1513
01:11:07,479 --> 01:11:08,815
- that's how you talk to me?
- Oh, yes. Thank you.
1514
01:11:08,815 --> 01:11:10,583
Thank you so much, seriously,
for picking me up
1515
01:11:10,583 --> 01:11:11,584
from the hospital
and for doing
1516
01:11:11,584 --> 01:11:13,152
the bare minimum, always.
1517
01:11:13,152 --> 01:11:14,520
Thank you so much.
1518
01:11:17,289 --> 01:11:18,858
Sorry, do you have
any other friends,
1519
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:22,929
any family, a boyfriend?
1520
01:11:24,330 --> 01:11:25,531
Hmm?
1521
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:27,233
Don't push it, Laura.
1522
01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:29,501
Call me when you're you again.
1523
01:11:30,803 --> 01:11:32,371
This is me.
1524
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:33,673
Good luck with that.
1525
01:11:39,545 --> 01:11:41,047
(SCRIPT THUDS ON FLOOR)
1526
01:11:41,047 --> 01:11:41,881
LAURA: Damn it!
1527
01:11:45,584 --> 01:11:46,753
We need to talk.
1528
01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,161
LAURA: We're talking
about my behavior?
1529
01:11:55,161 --> 01:11:56,228
Are you listening to yourself?
1530
01:11:56,228 --> 01:11:57,396
Goddamn it, Laura.
1531
01:11:58,698 --> 01:12:01,067
I didn't force you
to audition.
1532
01:12:01,067 --> 01:12:02,802
It was your choice to be here.
1533
01:12:02,802 --> 01:12:04,671
If you can't handle it
because of your own shit,
1534
01:12:04,671 --> 01:12:07,073
- that's on you.
- My own shit?
1535
01:12:07,073 --> 01:12:08,174
We're together
for five years
1536
01:12:08,174 --> 01:12:09,842
and now this is
just my own shit?
1537
01:12:09,842 --> 01:12:11,310
You offered me a role,
and then you tried
1538
01:12:11,310 --> 01:12:13,079
to cut me out.
1539
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:15,147
- You tried to cut me out.
- We broke up.
1540
01:12:15,147 --> 01:12:17,449
We broke up.
1541
01:12:18,685 --> 01:12:20,519
It's hard for me
to be around you.
1542
01:12:20,519 --> 01:12:21,821
I don't wanna be around you.
1543
01:12:21,821 --> 01:12:25,191
I have to sit and watch
someone else play my role
1544
01:12:25,191 --> 01:12:26,492
that you wrote for me,
1545
01:12:26,492 --> 01:12:28,060
that I helped you build.
1546
01:12:28,060 --> 01:12:30,262
Because I workshopped
every single song,
1547
01:12:30,262 --> 01:12:33,265
and every single scene
in this show with you, Jacob.
1548
01:12:33,265 --> 01:12:35,534
I read every single iteration
1549
01:12:35,534 --> 01:12:37,737
and version
of your stupid book,
1550
01:12:37,737 --> 01:12:39,071
so you could hear it out loud.
1551
01:12:39,071 --> 01:12:41,307
You were my girlfriend.
You were my girlfriend.
1552
01:12:43,976 --> 01:12:46,679
Why did you offer me
the role, Jacob?
1553
01:12:46,679 --> 01:12:48,114
Why did you paint
the whole picture for me
1554
01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:49,816
if you were just gonna
take it all away?
1555
01:12:50,316 --> 01:12:51,583
Why?
1556
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:55,788
Is it because
we were sleeping together?
1557
01:12:57,824 --> 01:13:00,292
Is the role of Laurie Francis
exclusively reserved...
1558
01:13:00,292 --> 01:13:01,593
- (JACOB SIGHS)
- ...for the woman
1559
01:13:01,593 --> 01:13:03,796
that you're fucking
at the moment? Is that it?
1560
01:13:03,796 --> 01:13:05,031
What are you talking about?
1561
01:13:05,832 --> 01:13:08,467
(CHUCKLES)
1562
01:13:08,467 --> 01:13:09,969
I saw you
at the Halloween party.
1563
01:13:11,437 --> 01:13:13,305
I saw you with Jackie.
1564
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:15,574
I saw you
and I wish I didn't care.
1565
01:13:15,574 --> 01:13:17,409
I shouldn't care.
1566
01:13:17,409 --> 01:13:20,479
But, I still care.
1567
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,750
For some reason, I do.
I can't help it.
1568
01:13:23,750 --> 01:13:25,885
And I still love you.
1569
01:13:27,253 --> 01:13:29,789
And I... (VOICE BREAKS)
I wish I didn't.
1570
01:13:31,623 --> 01:13:33,459
I hate myself for it.
1571
01:13:33,459 --> 01:13:37,730
And I hate that I have you
on this stupid pedestal,
1572
01:13:37,730 --> 01:13:39,665
and I can't stop
feeling this way.
1573
01:13:39,665 --> 01:13:41,901
And I don't want to anymore.
1574
01:13:41,901 --> 01:13:43,602
And I don't know how to stop.
1575
01:13:43,602 --> 01:13:46,105
And I just need you
to tell me.
1576
01:13:46,105 --> 01:13:46,906
How did you do it?
1577
01:13:50,509 --> 01:13:52,078
How, Jacob?
1578
01:13:55,982 --> 01:13:57,917
How did you stop loving me?
1579
01:13:58,550 --> 01:13:59,752
(SOBS)
1580
01:14:00,987 --> 01:14:02,922
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1581
01:14:05,691 --> 01:14:07,026
How could you do that to me?
1582
01:14:17,904 --> 01:14:20,672
- (ZIPPER UNZIPS)
- (LAURA SIGHS)
1583
01:14:20,672 --> 01:14:22,674
- (BREATHING HEAVILY)
- (JACOB MOANS)
1584
01:14:25,011 --> 01:14:25,945
(SIGHS)
1585
01:14:42,995 --> 01:14:45,031
I spoke to the creative team.
1586
01:14:49,668 --> 01:14:51,137
This is so fucked up.
1587
01:14:53,339 --> 01:14:54,606
You can't be in the show.
1588
01:14:56,575 --> 01:14:57,810
You're a liability.
1589
01:15:02,882 --> 01:15:03,782
I'm sorry.
1590
01:15:20,466 --> 01:15:21,667
(DOOR OPENS)
1591
01:15:22,701 --> 01:15:24,403
- LAURA: Monster?
- (DOOR CLOSES)
1592
01:15:24,403 --> 01:15:25,905
Sorry, I'm late.
1593
01:15:31,277 --> 01:15:31,978
(SIGHS)
1594
01:15:48,627 --> 01:15:49,828
Monster, are you in there?
1595
01:16:03,209 --> 01:16:04,944
(SOLITUDE BY EDDIE HEYWOOD
PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1596
01:16:16,522 --> 01:16:21,793
**
1597
01:16:25,364 --> 01:16:28,000
**
1598
01:16:33,505 --> 01:16:36,875
**
1599
01:16:38,544 --> 01:16:43,215
**
1600
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:47,119
**
1601
01:16:47,119 --> 01:16:47,886
Whoa.
1602
01:16:50,356 --> 01:16:51,090
Laura.
1603
01:16:52,458 --> 01:16:53,559
What is this place?
1604
01:16:53,559 --> 01:16:57,463
MONSTER: It's, uh, well...
It's kinda where I live.
1605
01:16:57,463 --> 01:16:59,598
It's just, uh...
It's a mess right now.
1606
01:16:59,598 --> 01:17:01,467
Um...
1607
01:17:01,467 --> 01:17:03,602
It's... I need
to organize all this stuff.
1608
01:17:03,602 --> 01:17:06,038
But, uh, I don't know.
1609
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,040
Uh, one man's trash
is another man's...
1610
01:17:08,907 --> 01:17:10,342
You get it. (SIGHING)
1611
01:17:12,411 --> 01:17:13,980
LAURA: Wow.
1612
01:17:13,980 --> 01:17:15,914
MONSTER: Yeah.
Rehearsal ran late?
1613
01:17:17,349 --> 01:17:18,384
Uh...
1614
01:17:19,351 --> 01:17:20,719
Yeah, yeah.
1615
01:17:20,719 --> 01:17:22,454
Sorry about that.
1616
01:17:25,557 --> 01:17:26,925
Everything okay?
1617
01:17:27,893 --> 01:17:29,228
Everything is fine.
1618
01:17:30,662 --> 01:17:33,032
Why do you ask?
1619
01:17:33,032 --> 01:17:35,968
Um, well, you're
not looking at me in the eye,
1620
01:17:35,968 --> 01:17:37,069
for one thing.
1621
01:17:39,505 --> 01:17:40,772
What?
1622
01:17:42,108 --> 01:17:43,375
Yes.
1623
01:17:43,375 --> 01:17:45,244
- Ah, I...
- You're not looking me
1624
01:17:45,244 --> 01:17:45,978
in the eye.
1625
01:17:46,578 --> 01:17:47,746
What's up there?
1626
01:17:47,746 --> 01:17:48,947
Um, it's...
1627
01:17:49,548 --> 01:17:50,482
I'm right here.
1628
01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:52,918
Yeah, ugh, I'm sorry.
1629
01:17:52,918 --> 01:17:54,086
Yeah, I'm sorry, okay?
1630
01:17:54,086 --> 01:17:57,323
I'm sorry. I just had
a very shitty day.
1631
01:17:58,524 --> 01:17:59,825
Okay. What happened?
1632
01:18:02,028 --> 01:18:04,730
- I got fired.
- What? How?
1633
01:18:05,564 --> 01:18:08,134
I... might have had a...
1634
01:18:09,568 --> 01:18:10,769
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1635
01:18:11,703 --> 01:18:14,740
...meltdown during rehearsal.
1636
01:18:14,740 --> 01:18:17,743
And... (SIGHS)
Then after that,
1637
01:18:17,743 --> 01:18:21,747
I... I fought with Mazie.
1638
01:18:24,283 --> 01:18:25,017
MONSTER: Uh-huh.
1639
01:18:26,385 --> 01:18:27,453
And, um...
1640
01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:32,024
- And then, um...
- (MONSTER SIGHS)
1641
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:36,828
Well, Jacob, um,
1642
01:18:39,165 --> 01:18:42,868
wanted to talk with me
after rehearsal.
1643
01:18:43,935 --> 01:18:45,871
So I... stayed.
1644
01:18:48,340 --> 01:18:49,341
Um...
1645
01:18:50,242 --> 01:18:51,177
Yeah.
1646
01:18:52,578 --> 01:18:53,879
How did that talk go?
1647
01:18:54,646 --> 01:18:55,881
It wasn't...
1648
01:18:57,949 --> 01:18:59,551
It was, like, more like, um...
1649
01:19:01,587 --> 01:19:02,321
Did you guys...
1650
01:19:03,989 --> 01:19:05,391
kiss or something?
1651
01:19:14,366 --> 01:19:15,201
I'm sorry.
1652
01:19:15,201 --> 01:19:17,303
- MONSTER: Mmm.
- I'm so sorry.
1653
01:19:22,808 --> 01:19:23,709
- I'm so sorry.
- (MUSIC STOPS)
1654
01:19:23,709 --> 01:19:24,776
- (MONSTER GRUNTS)
- (OBJECTS CLATTER)
1655
01:19:24,776 --> 01:19:25,911
(OBJECTS CLINKING)
1656
01:19:27,479 --> 01:19:28,414
(LAURA SIGHING)
1657
01:19:30,882 --> 01:19:31,983
Why?
1658
01:19:31,983 --> 01:19:34,086
(SOFTLY) I don't know.
1659
01:19:34,086 --> 01:19:36,188
- Why would you do that?
- I don't know.
1660
01:19:36,188 --> 01:19:37,256
He doesn't love you.
1661
01:19:38,157 --> 01:19:39,591
He doesn't love you.
1662
01:19:39,591 --> 01:19:40,326
He never has.
1663
01:19:41,127 --> 01:19:42,594
That, no. That's...
1664
01:19:42,594 --> 01:19:44,029
- He doesn't love you.
- Don't say that.
1665
01:19:44,029 --> 01:19:45,764
- That's not true.
- It is true.
1666
01:19:45,764 --> 01:19:47,466
He doesn't love you the way
you deserve to be loved.
1667
01:19:47,466 --> 01:19:50,369
Oh, come on.
I deserve to be loved?
1668
01:19:50,369 --> 01:19:52,504
What do you know about
how I deserve to be loved?
1669
01:19:52,504 --> 01:19:53,805
I happen to know
a fuck ton about it
1670
01:19:53,805 --> 01:19:54,973
if you looked around.
1671
01:19:54,973 --> 01:19:56,175
You don't know
anything about love.
1672
01:19:56,175 --> 01:19:58,344
You're a fucking monster.
1673
01:19:58,344 --> 01:20:01,113
You've spent your whole life
hiding in here.
1674
01:20:01,113 --> 01:20:03,782
I wasn't hiding.
1675
01:20:03,782 --> 01:20:05,451
You shut me in here.
1676
01:20:05,451 --> 01:20:07,453
You didn't want anything
to do with me.
1677
01:20:07,453 --> 01:20:08,987
Of course, I didn't want
anything to do with you.
1678
01:20:08,987 --> 01:20:11,690
Look at you!
You're disgusting!
1679
01:20:11,690 --> 01:20:13,024
You're horrible!
1680
01:20:13,592 --> 01:20:14,693
And you ruined my life!
1681
01:20:14,693 --> 01:20:16,695
And you've stolen
all my socks!
1682
01:20:16,695 --> 01:20:17,896
You were never
gonna do anything
1683
01:20:17,896 --> 01:20:19,498
- with those fucking socks.
- Yes, I was!
1684
01:20:19,498 --> 01:20:20,832
I needed those socks.
1685
01:20:20,832 --> 01:20:22,734
You know what?
Maybe I'm disgusting,
1686
01:20:22,734 --> 01:20:24,035
but if it wasn't for me,
1687
01:20:24,035 --> 01:20:27,139
you'd still be a pathetic,
weepy doormat,
1688
01:20:27,139 --> 01:20:28,707
crying in a corner,
1689
01:20:28,707 --> 01:20:30,509
playing the helpless victim,
1690
01:20:30,509 --> 01:20:32,744
letting the world trample
all over you.
1691
01:20:32,744 --> 01:20:33,845
Is that who you wanna be, huh?
1692
01:20:33,845 --> 01:20:34,880
- I'm leaving.
- You might as well
1693
01:20:34,880 --> 01:20:36,715
roll over and fucking die.
1694
01:20:36,715 --> 01:20:38,317
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself.
1695
01:20:38,317 --> 01:20:40,319
- How can you say that to me?
- Look at yourself, Laura.
1696
01:20:40,319 --> 01:20:42,221
- Laura, look at yourself.
- I am looking at myself.
1697
01:20:43,722 --> 01:20:44,656
Come on.
1698
01:20:46,124 --> 01:20:47,859
Laura!
1699
01:20:47,859 --> 01:20:49,695
- Come on.
- (BANGING ON DOOR)
1700
01:20:49,695 --> 01:20:52,063
Laura. (GROWLS)
1701
01:20:52,063 --> 01:20:53,765
- Come on, let me out.
- No!
1702
01:20:53,765 --> 01:20:55,834
- Go away!
- MONSTER: Let me out!
1703
01:20:55,834 --> 01:20:57,569
- Go away.
- Don't do this again.
1704
01:20:57,569 --> 01:20:58,570
Laura. (GROWLS)
1705
01:21:01,940 --> 01:21:02,941
Fine, you want me gone?
1706
01:21:05,744 --> 01:21:06,812
Fine.
1707
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:09,915
I'm gone.
1708
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:13,819
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)
1709
01:21:23,762 --> 01:21:25,831
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
1710
01:21:42,814 --> 01:21:43,949
I'm sorry.
1711
01:21:54,025 --> 01:21:55,126
Monster?
1712
01:22:09,441 --> 01:22:10,208
Monster.
1713
01:22:22,654 --> 01:22:23,589
Monster?
1714
01:22:27,293 --> 01:22:28,727
Monster, I'm sorry.
1715
01:22:30,862 --> 01:22:32,264
Monster, where are you?
1716
01:22:33,465 --> 01:22:35,534
I'm really sorry.
Please, come back.
1717
01:22:37,168 --> 01:22:39,037
Please.
1718
01:22:39,037 --> 01:22:40,939
(VOICE BREAKS)
Please don't leave me.
1719
01:22:40,939 --> 01:22:43,342
(CRYING)
Monster, please, don't...
1720
01:22:43,342 --> 01:22:45,477
Please, don't leave me.
1721
01:22:45,477 --> 01:22:46,845
Please, come back.
1722
01:22:50,516 --> 01:22:52,518
(SNIFFLES) I'm sorry.
1723
01:23:02,027 --> 01:23:03,061
(DOOR OPENS)
1724
01:23:03,061 --> 01:23:05,997
DR. KAUFFMAN:
Okay, I am so sorry
1725
01:23:05,997 --> 01:23:08,367
to have kept you waiting.
1726
01:23:08,367 --> 01:23:10,068
(SIGHS) Wow, Laura.
1727
01:23:10,068 --> 01:23:12,471
You are looking like
you're feeling much better.
1728
01:23:12,471 --> 01:23:14,573
I don't feel great.
1729
01:23:14,573 --> 01:23:17,476
Well, let me turn that
frown upside down.
1730
01:23:17,476 --> 01:23:18,544
(TAPPING ON TABLE)
1731
01:23:18,544 --> 01:23:20,979
You are cleared, young lady.
1732
01:23:23,382 --> 01:23:24,316
You...
1733
01:23:25,517 --> 01:23:27,586
You're cancer-free, kid.
That's good news.
1734
01:23:29,355 --> 01:23:30,589
What do I do now?
1735
01:23:31,289 --> 01:23:32,991
I don't know.
1736
01:23:32,991 --> 01:23:34,926
Call somebody. Go celebrate!
1737
01:23:34,926 --> 01:23:36,928
Hit the town!
1738
01:23:36,928 --> 01:23:38,964
Eat a jelly bean.
You want a jelly bean?
1739
01:23:40,399 --> 01:23:41,433
Take a hand...
1740
01:23:41,433 --> 01:23:42,434
(CLINKING)
1741
01:23:44,703 --> 01:23:45,737
(DOOR OPENS)
1742
01:23:46,872 --> 01:23:47,906
(HOUSE DOOR OPENS)
1743
01:23:47,906 --> 01:23:49,908
(WISTFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1744
01:24:16,835 --> 01:24:18,437
(MEDICINE BOTTLES
CLATTER ON FLOOR)
1745
01:24:23,409 --> 01:24:24,342
(CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
1746
01:24:45,597 --> 01:24:47,298
So, listen,
I just wanted to say,
1747
01:24:49,635 --> 01:24:51,970
thank you for sticking up
for me the other day.
1748
01:24:51,970 --> 01:24:53,405
(CAR HONKING HORN)
1749
01:24:53,405 --> 01:24:54,806
Um, and also...
1750
01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:59,511
I'm really, really sorry.
1751
01:24:59,511 --> 01:25:01,179
It's okay.
You don't have to be sorry.
1752
01:25:01,179 --> 01:25:04,249
No, I... I genuinely
didn't know that
1753
01:25:04,249 --> 01:25:07,753
- I was, like, stealing...
- Oh, no.
1754
01:25:07,753 --> 01:25:10,355
You weren't stealing him.
It's okay.
1755
01:25:10,355 --> 01:25:13,158
I mean, people hook up.
1756
01:25:13,158 --> 01:25:14,760
- It's fine.
- Wait, did you... I'm sorry.
1757
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:16,662
Did you just say hook up?
1758
01:25:16,662 --> 01:25:19,831
Yeah. I mean, I saw you
and Jacob hooking up
1759
01:25:19,831 --> 01:25:21,299
at the Halloween party.
It's okay.
1760
01:25:21,299 --> 01:25:22,468
- Oh, my God!
- I don't care.
1761
01:25:22,468 --> 01:25:24,503
- No, no, no, no.
- It's over. Between us.
1762
01:25:24,503 --> 01:25:27,639
No, no. I've literally never
hooked up with Jacob.
1763
01:25:27,639 --> 01:25:30,609
Like not even close. Ever.
1764
01:25:30,609 --> 01:25:32,444
- But I saw you with him.
- No.
1765
01:25:32,444 --> 01:25:35,180
He just was
really flirty with me.
1766
01:25:35,180 --> 01:25:38,049
And I... I... I didn't
really know what to do
1767
01:25:38,049 --> 01:25:39,685
because he's my boss.
So I just was, kind of,
1768
01:25:39,685 --> 01:25:41,252
going along with it, but...
1769
01:25:44,222 --> 01:25:46,725
- Okay.
- The truth is, um,
1770
01:25:46,725 --> 01:25:48,960
I just really wanted
to check in on you,
1771
01:25:48,960 --> 01:25:51,963
'cause I didn't know
that you were sick,
1772
01:25:51,963 --> 01:25:53,632
or that you
and Jacob were together,
1773
01:25:53,632 --> 01:25:56,468
or had just broken up.
I didn't know any of that.
1774
01:25:56,468 --> 01:25:59,204
And then I found out
that he fired you.
1775
01:25:59,204 --> 01:26:00,772
- Yeah, well.
- Is he okay?
1776
01:26:01,573 --> 01:26:03,809
Like that's insane.
1777
01:26:03,809 --> 01:26:04,976
Laurie, Laura?
1778
01:26:06,678 --> 01:26:08,547
He shouldn't be able
to get away with this.
1779
01:26:08,547 --> 01:26:09,548
LAURA: He can.
1780
01:26:10,048 --> 01:26:10,916
And he will.
1781
01:26:16,254 --> 01:26:17,422
Unless...
1782
01:26:20,926 --> 01:26:22,894
- (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1783
01:26:38,376 --> 01:26:40,679
(WHISPERS) Laura,
don't make me regret this.
1784
01:26:45,717 --> 01:26:47,686
(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)
1785
01:26:51,557 --> 01:26:53,825
(MUSIC CRESCENDOES)
1786
01:26:53,825 --> 01:26:54,860
JACOB: Is someone there?
1787
01:26:56,762 --> 01:26:59,097
(MAZIE BREATHING HEAVILY)
1788
01:26:59,097 --> 01:27:00,866
(MUSIC FADES)
1789
01:27:07,138 --> 01:27:09,207
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1790
01:27:09,207 --> 01:27:11,877
(LAURA BREATHING HEAVILY)
1791
01:27:35,166 --> 01:27:37,468
Laura? Laura, what are
you doing here?
1792
01:27:39,004 --> 01:27:41,472
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
1793
01:27:43,174 --> 01:27:45,276
We... We started spending
more time together
1794
01:27:45,276 --> 01:27:46,812
and I was waiting
for the right time to tell you
1795
01:27:46,812 --> 01:27:48,013
and you were sick.
1796
01:27:48,013 --> 01:27:50,015
And I was scared,
and he was scared.
1797
01:27:50,015 --> 01:27:52,117
(MUFFLED) And I know
it's really bad!
1798
01:27:52,117 --> 01:27:54,252
It's really fucking bad!
1799
01:27:54,252 --> 01:27:56,321
(CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)
1800
01:27:56,321 --> 01:28:00,358
(MUFFLED) I'm such an idiot.
I'm really sorry. (CRYING)
1801
01:28:00,358 --> 01:28:03,862
- (HIGH-PITCHED RINGING)
- (MAZIE CONTINUES INAUDIBLY)
1802
01:28:03,862 --> 01:28:05,997
(SNIFFLES) Please, forgive me.
1803
01:28:05,997 --> 01:28:07,699
- LAURA: Mazie.
- Laura, please.
1804
01:28:07,699 --> 01:28:09,668
- I'm sorry, Laura, please.
- Get out of my room.
1805
01:28:09,668 --> 01:28:12,570
(SOBS) Okay, okay. Sorry.
1806
01:28:19,177 --> 01:28:20,779
(LAURA BREATHES HEAVILY)
1807
01:28:27,819 --> 01:28:29,755
(INDISTINCT, EXCITED CHATTER)
1808
01:28:34,826 --> 01:28:37,528
DON: Copy, okay.
That is a go for places.
1809
01:28:37,528 --> 01:28:40,866
Go for places.
Godspeed, Good Women.
1810
01:28:41,399 --> 01:28:42,467
Godspeed.
1811
01:28:45,403 --> 01:28:47,472
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1812
01:28:47,472 --> 01:28:48,907
(CURTAINS CLATTERING)
1813
01:28:50,575 --> 01:28:54,445
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING,
CHEERING)
1814
01:28:55,013 --> 01:28:56,948
(WHISTLING)
1815
01:29:01,286 --> 01:29:03,054
Laurie Francis,
1816
01:29:03,054 --> 01:29:06,858
welcome to Mr. Baker's
Finishing School for Girls.
1817
01:29:06,858 --> 01:29:08,126
We're glad to have you here.
1818
01:29:09,627 --> 01:29:11,797
We've been so looking
forward to your arrival.
1819
01:29:13,131 --> 01:29:13,999
How do you feel, Laurie?
1820
01:29:15,533 --> 01:29:16,735
Father said...
1821
01:29:19,204 --> 01:29:20,271
WILL: Yes?
1822
01:29:20,271 --> 01:29:21,006
(TENSE MUSIC CONTINUES)
1823
01:29:24,943 --> 01:29:26,945
Father said I haven't
been behaving the way
1824
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:29,180
a girl should be behaving.
1825
01:29:29,180 --> 01:29:31,817
♪ We three wanna
Be something ♪
1826
01:29:31,817 --> 01:29:34,185
LAURA: I want to be better,
Headmaster Baker.
1827
01:29:36,287 --> 01:29:37,956
- I want to be.
- WILL: A good woman?
1828
01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:39,791
Well, you've come
to the right place.
1829
01:29:39,791 --> 01:29:42,861
There are only
a few things that I require.
1830
01:29:42,861 --> 01:29:46,664
♪ We're in it
For the long run ♪
1831
01:29:46,664 --> 01:29:50,135
♪ But boy is it a long one ♪
1832
01:29:50,135 --> 01:29:53,638
TOGETHER: * Temptation,
You're a son of a gun ♪
1833
01:29:53,638 --> 01:29:55,807
♪ Desire with a capital D ♪
1834
01:29:57,175 --> 01:30:00,545
♪ The carnal
With a capital C ♪
1835
01:30:00,545 --> 01:30:03,882
♪ The capital offenses
Against a feminine ♪
1836
01:30:03,882 --> 01:30:06,351
♪ Sensibility ♪
1837
01:30:06,351 --> 01:30:07,552
♪ N'est-ce pas? ♪
1838
01:30:07,552 --> 01:30:11,222
♪ You don't put fork
In the toaster slot ♪
1839
01:30:11,222 --> 01:30:13,224
♪ You don't dry
Your hair in the tub ♪
1840
01:30:13,224 --> 01:30:15,293
Laurie, you haven't been
following the rules.
1841
01:30:15,293 --> 01:30:17,695
TOGETHER: * So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪
1842
01:30:17,695 --> 01:30:19,297
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1843
01:30:19,297 --> 01:30:21,232
You know what we do
with girls like you.
1844
01:30:21,232 --> 01:30:22,667
TOGETHER: * Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1845
01:30:22,667 --> 01:30:24,569
Girls like me?
1846
01:30:24,569 --> 01:30:28,073
TOGETHER: * Wanna bellow
Wanna swear ♪
1847
01:30:28,073 --> 01:30:31,676
♪ Take a pillow
From that sofa over there ♪
1848
01:30:31,676 --> 01:30:34,880
♪ Apply it to the face
And scream real loud ♪
1849
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:37,115
♪ And get it out ♪
1850
01:30:37,115 --> 01:30:38,616
What's wrong
with girls like me?
1851
01:30:38,616 --> 01:30:42,087
(SCREAMS)
1852
01:30:42,854 --> 01:30:44,489
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1853
01:30:44,489 --> 01:30:47,225
CHORUS: * The vile
With a capital V ♪
1854
01:30:47,225 --> 01:30:49,194
♪ The dirty with a capital D ♪
1855
01:30:50,595 --> 01:30:52,397
♪ Those capital offenses ♪
1856
01:30:52,397 --> 01:30:53,832
♪ Against a feminine ♪
1857
01:30:53,832 --> 01:30:56,401
♪ Sensibility ♪
1858
01:30:56,401 --> 01:30:57,668
♪ Vraiment ♪
1859
01:30:57,668 --> 01:31:00,338
♪ You know to use a mitt
When the oven's hot ♪
1860
01:31:00,338 --> 01:31:02,774
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me.
1861
01:31:02,774 --> 01:31:04,042
♪ Yes, yes, you ♪
1862
01:31:04,042 --> 01:31:05,476
TOGETHER:
♪ So pray tell... ♪
1863
01:31:05,476 --> 01:31:07,512
He didn't think there was
anything wrong with me at all.
1864
01:31:07,512 --> 01:31:10,849
TOGETHER: * So pray tell,
Little Miss Polka Dot ♪
1865
01:31:10,849 --> 01:31:12,717
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1866
01:31:13,518 --> 01:31:14,619
I remember...
1867
01:31:14,619 --> 01:31:16,621
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1868
01:31:17,956 --> 01:31:19,490
♪ Whyya looking
For trouble ♪
1869
01:31:19,490 --> 01:31:21,960
I remember
the first moment we met.
1870
01:31:21,960 --> 01:31:23,895
TOGETHER:
♪ You ♪
1871
01:31:27,665 --> 01:31:28,900
LAURA: I remember I said...
1872
01:31:31,569 --> 01:31:33,972
I said to him.
1873
01:31:33,972 --> 01:31:35,907
- (CURTAINS CLATTERING)
- (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1874
01:31:37,742 --> 01:31:39,911
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1875
01:31:47,552 --> 01:31:49,587
DON: That's intermission, everybody.
1876
01:31:51,622 --> 01:31:52,924
- Laura!
- (DOOR SLAMS)
1877
01:31:53,624 --> 01:31:54,926
Where is she?
1878
01:31:56,594 --> 01:31:58,629
- (CLATTERS)-Laura!
1879
01:31:59,564 --> 01:32:00,298
WILL: What's going on?
1880
01:32:01,299 --> 01:32:02,000
Laura?
1881
01:32:04,569 --> 01:32:05,937
Anybody know how she got...
1882
01:32:09,574 --> 01:32:10,808
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1883
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:13,845
WILL: Everybody back here.
1884
01:32:16,547 --> 01:32:18,716
JACOB: Laura!
1885
01:32:18,716 --> 01:32:21,252
Out, everyone out. Out! Now.
1886
01:32:21,252 --> 01:32:22,787
You.
1887
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,189
JACOB: (YELLING) Get out!
1888
01:32:31,496 --> 01:32:32,330
How long?
1889
01:32:34,265 --> 01:32:37,035
How long have you been
sleeping with Mazie?
1890
01:32:37,035 --> 01:32:39,237
(SQUEALS) Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Who cares?
1891
01:32:39,237 --> 01:32:43,041
You're actually talking
about that right now?
1892
01:32:43,041 --> 01:32:44,742
Laura, what are
you doing here?
1893
01:32:44,742 --> 01:32:47,478
Where the fuck is Jackie?
1894
01:32:47,478 --> 01:32:49,314
You're doing
a completely different show
1895
01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:51,316
than what I've been rehearsing
for the past six weeks.
1896
01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:53,985
(GRUNTS) You are
destroying everything!
1897
01:32:56,154 --> 01:32:57,822
How is this happening?
How is... I can't...
1898
01:32:57,822 --> 01:32:58,990
How is this happening to me?
1899
01:33:01,459 --> 01:33:05,696
Laura. Laura, please tell me.
1900
01:33:07,598 --> 01:33:10,001
What can I do? What can I do
1901
01:33:10,001 --> 01:33:13,638
so that you don't fuck up
my entire life?
1902
01:33:13,638 --> 01:33:16,274
You think
I'm fucking up your life?
1903
01:33:16,274 --> 01:33:18,309
The New York Times is here.
1904
01:33:18,309 --> 01:33:21,512
The New York Times.
1905
01:33:21,512 --> 01:33:23,781
Jesse Green
is sitting in row J,
1906
01:33:23,781 --> 01:33:25,783
with a fucking legal pad,
1907
01:33:25,783 --> 01:33:27,986
waiting to make me
critics pick!
1908
01:33:30,688 --> 01:33:32,590
- Wow, you're pathetic.
- (JACOB SIGHS)
1909
01:33:34,559 --> 01:33:36,527
It's opening night.
1910
01:33:36,527 --> 01:33:39,164
This is my opening night!
1911
01:33:39,164 --> 01:33:42,633
I don't give a fuck
about your opening night,
1912
01:33:42,633 --> 01:33:45,503
Jacob. I don't care.
1913
01:33:45,503 --> 01:33:47,705
You are so jealous.
1914
01:33:47,705 --> 01:33:50,775
You've always been
so jealous of me.
1915
01:33:50,775 --> 01:33:53,811
God, you are
so fucking selfish.
1916
01:33:53,811 --> 01:33:55,313
Watch what
you say to me, Jacob.
1917
01:33:55,313 --> 01:33:57,148
(JACOB CHUCKLES)
1918
01:33:57,148 --> 01:33:58,216
Or what?
1919
01:33:59,584 --> 01:34:01,886
Or what, Laura?
1920
01:34:03,354 --> 01:34:04,289
Or what?
1921
01:34:05,256 --> 01:34:06,391
Or...
1922
01:34:06,391 --> 01:34:07,792
I'll rip...
1923
01:34:08,426 --> 01:34:10,628
your fucking...
1924
01:34:10,628 --> 01:34:12,197
throat...
1925
01:34:12,197 --> 01:34:13,298
out.
1926
01:34:16,867 --> 01:34:19,037
(LIGHT SWITCH THUDS)
1927
01:34:19,037 --> 01:34:22,473
(SILENCE)
1928
01:34:22,473 --> 01:34:25,143
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1929
01:34:51,236 --> 01:34:53,271
(APPLAUSE FADES)
1930
01:34:54,805 --> 01:34:55,806
I remember.
1931
01:34:59,544 --> 01:35:01,579
(PIANO PLAYING)
1932
01:35:01,579 --> 01:35:03,181
The first moment we met.
1933
01:35:05,583 --> 01:35:06,817
I remember I said...
1934
01:35:08,153 --> 01:35:11,422
- I said to him.
- (FINGERS SNAPPING)
1935
01:35:11,422 --> 01:35:12,990
♪ Hi ♪
1936
01:35:12,990 --> 01:35:14,825
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1937
01:35:16,627 --> 01:35:17,828
♪ Please have a seat ♪
1938
01:35:19,297 --> 01:35:20,931
♪ Coffee or tea ♪
1939
01:35:22,233 --> 01:35:25,136
♪ I have Darjeeling
And green ♪
1940
01:35:25,136 --> 01:35:27,772
♪ I have a feeling ♪
1941
01:35:27,772 --> 01:35:29,540
♪ I've seen you before ♪
1942
01:35:29,540 --> 01:35:32,777
♪ Those bright eyes
That brown hair ♪
1943
01:35:32,777 --> 01:35:35,880
♪ And that do-you-dare smile ♪
1944
01:35:37,014 --> 01:35:39,684
♪ Enchanté ♪
1945
01:35:39,684 --> 01:35:42,687
♪ My stranger ♪
1946
01:35:42,687 --> 01:35:44,322
♪ Stay for a while ♪
1947
01:35:44,322 --> 01:35:45,323
(DOOR CLATTERS)
1948
01:35:48,593 --> 01:35:50,995
(FINGERS SNAPPING)
1949
01:35:50,995 --> 01:35:52,297
♪ Hi ♪
1950
01:35:52,297 --> 01:35:55,300
♪ Hello, lovely to meet ♪
1951
01:35:55,300 --> 01:35:58,336
♪ You put up your feet ♪
1952
01:35:58,336 --> 01:36:01,172
♪ Do you feel the heat? ♪
1953
01:36:01,172 --> 01:36:04,175
♪ True, maybe this isn't ♪
1954
01:36:04,175 --> 01:36:07,245
♪ The right way
But please spend ♪
1955
01:36:07,245 --> 01:36:10,981
♪ The night
Maybe we could find out ♪
1956
01:36:10,981 --> 01:36:13,651
♪ And allay any doubt ♪
1957
01:36:13,651 --> 01:36:15,420
♪ This is it ♪
1958
01:36:16,587 --> 01:36:19,090
♪ Enchanté ♪
1959
01:36:19,090 --> 01:36:22,327
♪ My stranger ♪
1960
01:36:22,327 --> 01:36:25,330
♪ Stay for a bit
Stay for a touch ♪
1961
01:36:25,330 --> 01:36:27,998
♪ Say what you feel
Make it too much ♪
1962
01:36:27,998 --> 01:36:31,736
♪ I want this every
Which way ♪
1963
01:36:31,736 --> 01:36:33,738
♪ No need to rush ♪
1964
01:36:33,738 --> 01:36:36,607
♪ Stay for a touch
Stay for a tad ♪
1965
01:36:36,607 --> 01:36:39,410
♪ I wanna have,
Wanna be had ♪
1966
01:36:39,410 --> 01:36:43,080
♪ I've been too good
For too long ♪
1967
01:36:43,080 --> 01:36:46,050
♪ Time to be bad ♪
1968
01:36:47,252 --> 01:36:48,619
- (MONSTER GRUNTING)
- (FLESH SQUELCHES)
1969
01:36:48,619 --> 01:36:50,221
♪ 'Cause this
Rip roaring heart's ♪
1970
01:36:50,221 --> 01:36:52,857
♪ Growing stronger ♪
1971
01:36:52,857 --> 01:36:57,562
♪ This rip roaring heart
Won't hold back any longer ♪
1972
01:36:58,363 --> 01:36:59,797
Did I take that too far?
1973
01:36:59,797 --> 01:37:02,533
♪ No longer ♪
1974
01:37:02,533 --> 01:37:03,634
Monster...
1975
01:37:05,803 --> 01:37:06,937
♪ Hi ♪
1976
01:37:06,937 --> 01:37:09,607
♪ Hello, give me your all ♪
1977
01:37:10,808 --> 01:37:13,444
♪ Set me aflame ♪
1978
01:37:13,444 --> 01:37:15,946
♪ Tear down the wall ♪
1979
01:37:15,946 --> 01:37:18,916
♪ Beautiful fate
Knew the score ♪
1980
01:37:18,916 --> 01:37:20,818
♪ Right when you
Bust through ♪
1981
01:37:20,818 --> 01:37:22,487
(SOBS) You're here.
1982
01:37:23,754 --> 01:37:25,390
Hey, stranger.
1983
01:37:25,390 --> 01:37:28,226
♪ Go back to before ♪
1984
01:37:28,226 --> 01:37:31,629
(SOBBING) I thought
I'd lost you forever.
1985
01:37:33,531 --> 01:37:34,499
Lose me?
1986
01:37:35,900 --> 01:37:37,034
No.
1987
01:37:37,034 --> 01:37:38,569
You could
never lose me, Laura.
1988
01:37:41,071 --> 01:37:42,807
I'm your monster.
1989
01:37:42,807 --> 01:37:46,177
♪ My stranger ♪
1990
01:37:47,945 --> 01:37:52,983
♪ Sweet stranger ♪
1991
01:37:53,951 --> 01:37:59,324
♪ My stranger ♪
1992
01:38:02,660 --> 01:38:04,329
♪ Lovely to meet you ♪
1993
01:38:04,962 --> 01:38:06,130
(EXHALES)
1994
01:38:06,831 --> 01:38:08,799
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1995
01:38:09,734 --> 01:38:11,336
(AUDIENCE MURMURING)
1996
01:38:13,838 --> 01:38:15,005
Is this a part of the show?
1997
01:38:16,674 --> 01:38:20,044
I don't know,
but I'm so into it.
1998
01:38:20,044 --> 01:38:22,112
(AUDIENCE SHOUTING, CLAMORING)
1999
01:38:22,112 --> 01:38:23,448
(RULER CLATTERS)
2000
01:38:23,448 --> 01:38:25,816
(SHOUTING, CLAMORING
CONTINUES)
2001
01:38:25,816 --> 01:38:29,554
(PIANO PLAYING )
2002
01:38:42,032 --> 01:38:44,168
(MONSTER GROWLS)
2003
01:38:44,168 --> 01:38:44,969
(upbeat music)
♪ Off with your head
2004
01:38:44,969 --> 01:38:45,570
♪ Off with your head
2005
01:38:46,804 --> 01:38:48,239
♪ Off with your head
2006
01:38:48,239 --> 01:38:49,006
♪ Off, off
2007
01:38:49,006 --> 01:38:51,909
♪ Off with your head
2008
01:38:51,909 --> 01:38:52,910
♪ Play dead bitch
2009
01:38:52,910 --> 01:38:53,911
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2010
01:38:53,911 --> 01:38:58,349
♪ Off with your head
2011
01:38:58,349 --> 01:38:59,183
♪ Off, off
2012
01:38:59,183 --> 01:39:01,919
♪ Off with your head
2013
01:39:01,919 --> 01:39:03,120
♪ Play dead bitch
2014
01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:04,922
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2015
01:39:04,922 --> 01:39:05,856
♪ Don't get it confused
2016
01:39:05,856 --> 01:39:07,091
♪ Bitch, I'm not just anybody
2017
01:39:07,091 --> 01:39:08,259
♪ I cut many bodies
2018
01:39:08,259 --> 01:39:09,760
♪ Chop 'em like I know karate
2019
01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:11,028
♪ I been known to
check a bitch ♪
2020
01:39:11,028 --> 01:39:12,497
♪ Who been known to doubt me
2021
01:39:12,497 --> 01:39:13,831
♪ Can't name the top five
2022
01:39:13,831 --> 01:39:15,266
♪ Without talkin' bout me
2023
01:39:15,266 --> 01:39:16,133
♪ Take a shot, sir
2024
01:39:16,133 --> 01:39:17,502
♪ I don't mean paparazzi
2025
01:39:17,502 --> 01:39:18,869
♪ Suicidal doors, yeah
2026
01:39:18,869 --> 01:39:20,271
♪ On my whips, kamikaze
2027
01:39:20,271 --> 01:39:21,171
♪ Pullin' out the lobby
2028
01:39:21,171 --> 01:39:22,006
♪ Just to kill
2029
01:39:22,006 --> 01:39:22,807
♪ That's my only hobby
2030
01:39:22,807 --> 01:39:24,108
♪ If you a wave
2031
01:39:24,108 --> 01:39:25,510
♪ Then I'm a fuckin' tsunami
2032
01:39:25,510 --> 01:39:27,445
♪ One time for the
bitches in the back ♪
2033
01:39:27,445 --> 01:39:28,813
♪ Yeah
2034
01:39:28,813 --> 01:39:29,847
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪
2035
01:39:29,847 --> 01:39:31,516
♪ Yeah
2036
01:39:31,516 --> 01:39:32,383
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪
2037
01:39:32,383 --> 01:39:33,451
♪ Yeah
2038
01:39:33,451 --> 01:39:34,552
♪ Got a way with words, baby
2039
01:39:34,552 --> 01:39:35,986
♪ I can give you that
♪ But
2040
01:39:35,986 --> 01:39:38,055
♪ Who else comin'
with a drip like this ♪
2041
01:39:38,055 --> 01:39:40,558
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪
2042
01:39:40,558 --> 01:39:42,192
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪
2043
01:39:42,192 --> 01:39:43,193
♪ Get a grip
2044
01:39:43,193 --> 01:39:44,295
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life
2045
01:39:44,295 --> 01:39:45,363
♪ And this the thanks I get
2046
01:39:45,363 --> 01:39:46,697
♪ Youuuu
2047
01:39:46,697 --> 01:39:47,698
♪ Think that you know
2048
01:39:47,698 --> 01:39:48,999
♪ But don't stand too close
2049
01:39:48,999 --> 01:39:51,035
♪ 'Cause I might explode
♪ Ah, ah
2050
01:39:51,035 --> 01:39:51,836
♪ Youuuu
2051
01:39:51,836 --> 01:39:52,870
♪ Must be confused
2052
01:39:52,870 --> 01:39:54,204
♪ You wanna play games
2053
01:39:54,204 --> 01:39:56,374
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha
2054
01:39:56,374 --> 01:39:59,009
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪
2055
01:39:59,009 --> 01:40:00,478
♪ If you cross me
2056
01:40:00,478 --> 01:40:02,547
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu
2057
01:40:02,547 --> 01:40:03,481
♪ Yes, you
2058
01:40:03,481 --> 01:40:04,248
♪ Keep pushing your luck
2059
01:40:04,248 --> 01:40:05,483
♪ And you can find out
2060
01:40:05,483 --> 01:40:06,417
♪ Real soon, boo
2061
01:40:06,417 --> 01:40:10,855
♪ Off with your head
2062
01:40:10,855 --> 01:40:11,689
♪ Off, off
2063
01:40:11,689 --> 01:40:14,325
♪ Off with your head
2064
01:40:14,325 --> 01:40:15,259
♪ Play dead bitch
2065
01:40:15,259 --> 01:40:16,494
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2066
01:40:16,494 --> 01:40:21,198
♪ Off with your head
2067
01:40:21,198 --> 01:40:22,032
♪ Off, off
2068
01:40:22,032 --> 01:40:24,935
♪ Off with your head
2069
01:40:24,935 --> 01:40:25,936
♪ Play dead bitch
2070
01:40:25,936 --> 01:40:27,237
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2071
01:40:27,237 --> 01:40:28,238
♪ Use the plot
2072
01:40:28,238 --> 01:40:29,607
♪ And it's your last mistake
2073
01:40:29,607 --> 01:40:30,875
♪ You'll be modeling
cement boots ♪
2074
01:40:30,875 --> 01:40:32,076
♪ Bottom of a lake
2075
01:40:32,076 --> 01:40:33,277
♪ You know I be fresh to death
2076
01:40:33,277 --> 01:40:34,712
♪ Like every damn wake
2077
01:40:34,712 --> 01:40:36,013
♪ See me bust down the roley
2078
01:40:36,013 --> 01:40:37,548
♪ Put some diamonds
in your face ♪
2079
01:40:37,548 --> 01:40:39,584
♪ And this 24 karat chain
still heavy weight ♪
2080
01:40:39,584 --> 01:40:40,951
♪ Walked it up the roadway
2081
01:40:40,951 --> 01:40:42,720
♪ You already late
2082
01:40:42,720 --> 01:40:44,589
♪ No my number be the same
in every single state ♪
2083
01:40:44,589 --> 01:40:46,090
♪ It's 911
2084
01:40:46,090 --> 01:40:47,558
♪ Catch me burnin'
up the place ♪
2085
01:40:47,558 --> 01:40:49,527
♪ So, say it loud for
the bitches in the back ♪
2086
01:40:49,527 --> 01:40:50,895
♪ Yeah
2087
01:40:50,895 --> 01:40:52,129
♪ Two times if they
don't know how to act ♪
2088
01:40:52,129 --> 01:40:53,531
♪ Yeah
2089
01:40:53,531 --> 01:40:54,899
♪ Three times and you
know that it's a wrap ♪
2090
01:40:54,899 --> 01:40:56,066
♪ Yeah
2091
01:40:56,066 --> 01:40:56,867
♪ Got a way words, baby
2092
01:40:56,867 --> 01:40:58,536
♪ I can give you that
2093
01:40:58,536 --> 01:41:00,571
♪ Who else comin' with
a drip like this ♪
2094
01:41:00,571 --> 01:41:03,073
♪ Plus spit like a fully
loaded Draco clip ♪
2095
01:41:03,073 --> 01:41:04,809
♪ Bow down when you
talkin' to the queen ♪
2096
01:41:04,809 --> 01:41:06,043
♪ Get a grip
2097
01:41:06,043 --> 01:41:07,044
♪ Man, I gave you bitches life
2098
01:41:07,044 --> 01:41:08,045
♪ And this the thanks I get
2099
01:41:08,045 --> 01:41:09,213
♪ Youuuu
2100
01:41:09,213 --> 01:41:10,214
♪ Think that you know
2101
01:41:10,214 --> 01:41:11,148
♪ But don't stand too close
2102
01:41:11,148 --> 01:41:12,950
♪ Cause I might explode
2103
01:41:12,950 --> 01:41:13,818
♪ Ah, ah
2104
01:41:13,818 --> 01:41:14,885
♪ Youuuu
2105
01:41:14,885 --> 01:41:15,786
♪ Much be confused
2106
01:41:15,786 --> 01:41:17,154
♪ You wanna plays games
2107
01:41:17,154 --> 01:41:19,490
♪ But I wrote the rules
♪ Ha, ha
2108
01:41:19,490 --> 01:41:21,826
♪ God only knows the
things I could do ♪
2109
01:41:21,826 --> 01:41:23,394
♪ If you cross me
2110
01:41:23,394 --> 01:41:25,162
♪ Then I'ma cross you
♪ Youuuu
2111
01:41:25,162 --> 01:41:26,096
♪ Yes, you
2112
01:41:26,096 --> 01:41:26,964
♪ Keep pushing your luck
2113
01:41:26,964 --> 01:41:28,098
♪ And you can find out
2114
01:41:28,098 --> 01:41:28,999
♪ Real soon, boo
2115
01:41:28,999 --> 01:41:33,671
♪ Off with your head
2116
01:41:33,671 --> 01:41:34,572
♪ Off, off
2117
01:41:34,572 --> 01:41:37,174
♪ Off with your head
2118
01:41:37,174 --> 01:41:38,175
♪ Play dead bitch
2119
01:41:38,175 --> 01:41:39,477
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2120
01:41:39,477 --> 01:41:43,914
♪ Off with your head
2121
01:41:43,914 --> 01:41:44,915
♪ Off, off
2122
01:41:44,915 --> 01:41:47,418
♪ Off with your head
2123
01:41:47,418 --> 01:41:48,318
♪ Play dead bitch
2124
01:41:48,318 --> 01:41:52,757
♪ You heard what I said bitch
2125
01:41:52,757 --> 01:41:56,827
(doo-wop music)
♪ Oooh, oooh
2126
01:41:56,827 --> 01:41:58,663
♪ Oooooh
2127
01:41:58,663 --> 01:42:00,831
♪ Waaa
2128
01:42:00,831 --> 01:42:04,368
♪ Oooh, oooh
2129
01:42:04,368 --> 01:42:09,239
♪ Oooooooh, waaa
2130
01:42:10,307 --> 01:42:13,511
♪ We broke up just a week ago
2131
01:42:13,511 --> 01:42:15,112
♪ How my heart is breaking
2132
01:42:15,112 --> 01:42:17,815
♪ He'll never know
2133
01:42:17,815 --> 01:42:19,484
♪ Each night I cry
myself to sleep ♪
2134
01:42:19,484 --> 01:42:22,319
♪ I count my tears
and scattered sheep ♪
2135
01:42:22,319 --> 01:42:26,491
♪ I'll never stop loving you
2136
01:42:26,491 --> 01:42:30,861
♪ But now I know what to do
2137
01:42:30,861 --> 01:42:35,299
♪ I'll light a candle
2138
01:42:35,299 --> 01:42:40,270
♪ And hope you'll see me
2139
01:42:41,438 --> 01:42:44,709
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪
2140
01:42:44,709 --> 01:42:49,580
♪ And come back to me
2141
01:42:50,414 --> 01:42:55,185
♪ Oooh, waaa
2142
01:42:55,185 --> 01:42:57,888
(doo-wop music)
2143
01:43:02,092 --> 01:43:06,531
♪ I'll light a candle
2144
01:43:06,531 --> 01:43:11,401
♪ I'll say a prayer
2145
01:43:12,570 --> 01:43:13,738
♪ It's one thing
that cheers me ♪
2146
01:43:13,738 --> 01:43:16,741
♪ I know someone hears me
2147
01:43:16,741 --> 01:43:21,178
♪ Way up there
2148
01:43:21,178 --> 01:43:25,683
♪ I'll light a candle
2149
01:43:25,683 --> 01:43:30,521
♪ And hope you'll see me
2150
01:43:31,722 --> 01:43:35,292
♪ Guiding light,
shining bright ♪
2151
01:43:35,292 --> 01:43:40,130
♪ And darling, please
come back to me ♪
2152
01:43:43,467 --> 01:43:45,335
♪ Ohhh