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[male narrator] <i>Space.</i>

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<i>Some call it
the final frontier.</i>

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<i>Others call it
the moon's playground.</i>

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<i>All I know is it's a great place
for tellin' stories.</i>

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<i>- But I'm gettin' ahead of myself.
- </i> [horns honks]

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<i>This story starts
in the biggest city out there,</i>

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<i>aptly named Big City,</i>

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<i>where an out of place
country family of meager means</i>

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{\an8}<i>is about to have the adventure
of a lifetime.</i>

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<i>- Oh, look there! That's Cricket Green.</i>
- Hey!

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[male narrator] <i>The family's
thrill seekin' and unpredictable son.</i>

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Ah-ha! Come on, you guys.

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The faster we harvest
these veggies,

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the sooner
we can hit the road.

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- [male narrator] <i>Ah, Bill Green.
- </i> [Bill sighs]

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<i>A loving father
and overwhelmed farmer.</i>

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Cricket, are those apples
in your...

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- Oh, it is.
- Mmm-hmm.

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Papa, if you listen closely,

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do you think it's possible
to hear what a carrot is thinkin'?

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[male narrator chuckling]
<i>Tilly Green.</i>

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<i>The unique
and whimsical daughter.</i>

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Um, let's just finish
loadin' the truck, sweetie.

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Okay.

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[male narrator] <i>And Gramma.</i>

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<i>- The Gramma.</i>
- [chuckles]

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[male narrator]
<i>Now here's the thing,</i>

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<i>this family has no idea
they're about to embark on a journey</i>

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<i>that is so remarkable,
it is truly out of this--</i>

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Dad, that weird guy
who's always narrating our lives is back.

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Oh! [chuckles] Well, folks,
I've been spotted. Just remember that--

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Get outta here!

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[groans]
Enjoy the movie, folks.

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[groaning]

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Some people
just ain't got no class.

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Well, family, our final veggie delivery
is locked and loaded,

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which means--

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Let me say it.
Let me say it, please, Dad.

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- Cricket!
- Let me say it, Dad!

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[chuckling] All right.
You can say it.

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[inhales sharply] The Greens
are goin' on vacation!

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- Vacation?
- [gasps]

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Vacation?

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<i>♪ Ever since our family left ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The farm
for the city so big ♪</i>

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Hey!

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<i>♪ Each day
has been adventurous ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For us and our pig ♪</i>

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[snorts]

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<i>♪ And our cows, and our goat
and our dog, and our cat ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We sell our crops
the whole year through ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Survivin' the rat race ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Pinch pennies, dimes
and dollars too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now I gotta get away
from this place ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're goin'
on a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Gonna have
the best time of our lives ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe my dad
will let me drive ♪</i>

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No chance on Earth.

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<i>♪ So where we goin'? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sorry, guys, can't tell you
It would spoil the surprise ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can't wait ♪</i>

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All right, kids,
go pack your suitcases.

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<i>♪ Vacation's
about the exciting and new ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And getting all the fun
that you can get ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So to make sure
this one's awesome too ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I made my dad a pamphlet ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It's full of great ideas
for trips ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Each one wild and cool ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So whichever one Dad picks
it's guaranteed to rule ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Which one will be our... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Maybe surfin'
mile high waves ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or hunting gold in caves ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Could be
that I'll soon be braggin' ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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♪ '<i>Bout ridin' horses
on a dragon ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On trips I keep a journal ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To note my discoveries ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Like the rest stop
where we found Bigfoot ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Or the giant wheel
of cheese ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Vacation
is for runnin' free ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And gettin' into scrapes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dang leg
you best keep up with me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Better give it extra tape ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It'll be so fun
to surprise everyone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ With a trip we won't forget ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Bill, by all means,
I'll watch Chateau de Greens ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And chill here
with your pets ♪</i>

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I think of them more
as our friendly livestock than our pets.

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You try rhymin' livestock.

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See, this is why
we got divorced.

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- Hi, Mom.
- Bye, Mom.

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Big City, so long!

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<i>♪ We're goin'
on a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'm just ecstatic ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ It feels so cinematic ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What's in store?
A shark safari? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ What shall we find? ♪
- ♪ Who cares? Let's party ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On our
Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I could scream,
family vacation! ♪</i>

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<i>♪ On a Green family vacation ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I can't wait! ♪</i>

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Papa, where are we goin'?

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If you don't
tell me right now, I'll explode!

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Please, tell us, Papa!

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Okay, here it is.

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- [all gasp]
- We are going

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on the exact same sightseeing road trip
we went on last year!

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What?

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Sorry, I must still have that family
of caterpillars in my ear

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because it sounded
like you said we're going

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on the same road trip vacation
as last year.

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I figured we had
such a good time, why not do it again?

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- It was fun.
- Yeah, sure. Why not?

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Who cares
about last year's vacation?

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We already did it.

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I thought we were gonna do something new.
Something exciting.

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Oh, what about
all my vacation ideas?

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You mean the doodles
on that brochure you made?

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Hey, it's a...

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<i>♪ Pamphlet ♪</i>

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Didn't you like
any of my ideas?

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Cricket, your vacation ideas
are reckless.

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Not to mention, dangerous.

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Name one thing
that's dangerous

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about base jumping
off Mount Rushmore.

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- [Tilly inhales sharply]
- We'd have parachutes. [chuckles]

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Look, this road trip
will be safe, and fun, and...

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Oh, remember the fun meters?

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Oh, oh, here we go.

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Oh, oh, oh,
mine's goin' off the charts!

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Dad, not the fun meter.

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My fun meter is open-minded

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and my journal
is open for business.

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The business of collectin'
precious memories, that is.

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I don't care where we're goin',
as long as it's not here.

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That's the spirit, gang.

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What's more fun
than predictability?

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Everything. Everything is more fun
than predictability. [sighs]

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Off to a bad start.

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[Gramma] Wait, before we
start our road trip,

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we gotta deliver veggies
to BigTech?

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Their CEO lady
is a real freak.

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Well, that freak
is our best payin' customer.

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So, let's make
this last delivery

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and get our vacation
on the road!

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- Whoo-hoo!
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

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[groans]

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Hello? Ms. Zapp?

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Where is everyone?

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Wow! Must've walked in
on somethin' important.

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- Wow.
- [male announcer] Give it up

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for BigTech CEO, Gwendolyn Zapp.

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It's me, Gwendolyn Zapp.

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And here at BigTech, we're always
striving for a better tomorrow.

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Now let me ask you this,
what is space?

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Former NASA astronaut
Scott Kelly here.

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I've spent a year in space,

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and I still can't say
what it is.

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Very confusing.

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Security,
get Scott Kelly out of here.

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Anyway, space isn't
just where we send our trash anymore.

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Sayonara, garbo.

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Space is full
of possibilities.

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Now, like the naysayers
who I fired,

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you may be saying,
"People can't survive in space, Gwendolyn.

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There's no food or shelter!"

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And you're right.
That's where BigTech comes in.

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We have successfully created

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a food production system
by farming on an asteroid.

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I'm talkin'
space crops, people.

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- Dang!
- Wow!

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These celestial veggies
will be grown

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with our very own
state-of-the-art farmbots.

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Howdy, it's harvesting time.

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- Whoa!
- Incredible!

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So we got food,
but what about shelter?

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Allow me to introduce BigTech's
crowning outer space achievement,

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{\an8}our very own Space Hotel.

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{\an8}[audience cheering]

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What now?

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It's a hotel, and get this,
it's in space!

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This cosmic high-end vacation resort
offers every possible amenity,

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including
a floating infinity pool,

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zero gravity conga lines, and little
shampoo bottles that know your name.

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What's up, Jared?

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[gasps]

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Oh, my gah!

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That'd be
the best vacation ever.

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Reservations start at...
[grunts]

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The insanely low price
of only $10 million a night.

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[grunts] Oh, man,
who would even have that many dollars?

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- [Remy] Hey, Cricket.
- Remy?

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Good to see you. Whoa!

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[chuckling]
Easy does it, buddy.

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What the heck
are you doin' here?

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My family is going
to the Space Hotel.

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I cannot wait to get up there
and join that conga line.

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I've never done one before,

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but I feel like
my curvaceous body was built for it.

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I am so jealous.

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Not so much
about the conga line,

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but more about the truly unique experience
of goin' to space.

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Okay, that's it,
I'm comin' with you.

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Sorry, Remy, but you're gonna
have to make room.

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Cricket! Now is not the time
to play suitcase.

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We have a vegetable delivery
to finish.

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Bye, Cricket.
Have fun on Earth.

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[man] All right,
that's a wrap, people.

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Whoo! Great presentation, everyone.

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Everything's goin' off
without a hitch.

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My ideas
have finally come to fruition.

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Uh, bad news, Ms. Zapp.
You know the farmbots on the asteroid?

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Do I ever? They're perfect!

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- They're malfunctioning.
- Say what now?

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They won't harvest any of the space crops
no matter what we do.

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<i>Is this a fruit?</i>

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Well, that's no good.
I need that cosmic produce.

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This initiative cannot fail!

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[male assistant grunts]

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If the farmbots can't harvest those crops,
then I need someone who can.

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But who?

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The Greens are here.

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To deliver your produce order.

234
00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:24,564
Gosh, that spotlight
is bright.

235
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,856
Here's your order, Ms. Zapp.

236
00:09:25,856 --> 00:09:26,941
[male assistant groans]

237
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,025
[gasps] Of course!

238
00:09:28,025 --> 00:09:30,152
Green family!

239
00:09:30,152 --> 00:09:33,739
How would you like
to go to space?

240
00:09:34,407 --> 00:09:35,408
[all gasp]

241
00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:36,826
As in outer space?

242
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:40,079
Where the sun and the moon
live with their friends, the stars?

243
00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:41,414
Uh-huh. Sure, kid.

244
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,083
You see, I've got a team
of robots on an asteroid,

245
00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:46,794
but turns out they lack
that human touch. [gibbers]

246
00:09:46,794 --> 00:09:49,463
A touch that you
as human farmers have.

247
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:53,175
So, I wanna send you up
to my beautiful, stinky space rock

248
00:09:53,175 --> 00:09:55,469
to harvest some crops for me.
What do you say?

249
00:09:55,469 --> 00:09:57,847
[stammers] Is that
even a question?

250
00:09:57,847 --> 00:09:59,849
Yes! Yes, we have to go.

251
00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:02,184
This is the perfect vacation
for us.

252
00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,854
Ms. Zapp, I think
you must be confused.

253
00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,816
Our produce may be out of this world,
but we're not astronauts.

254
00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,943
Look, if there's one thing
I'm positive of,

255
00:10:10,943 --> 00:10:13,779
it's that it would be
much harder to teach astronauts to farm

256
00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,406
than teach farmers
to astronaut.

257
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:18,826
[gasps] I've been
saying that for years.

258
00:10:18,826 --> 00:10:19,910
Cricket.

259
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,330
Dad, this is
a once in a lifetime chance.

260
00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:24,665
We could be
the first farmers in space.

261
00:10:24,665 --> 00:10:26,667
The first Greens in space.

262
00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,920
It'd be so much more fun
than a repeat road trip.

263
00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,425
Sorry, ma'am, but sendin' country folk
like us into space

264
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:37,637
would be downright irresponsible,
not to mention dangerous.

265
00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:39,055
- But, Dad--
- Besides

266
00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:41,599
we have a perfectly
adequate vacation planned.

267
00:10:41,599 --> 00:10:43,351
Now let's go, family.

268
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:44,685
But... [sighs]

269
00:10:44,685 --> 00:10:49,106
Don't worry, brother, there'll be plenty
of space on the open road.

270
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,452
Hmm.

271
00:11:01,869 --> 00:11:05,748
Y'all go on ahead.
I need to, uh, tie my shoes.

272
00:11:08,334 --> 00:11:09,919
Hey, Ms. Zapp? Ms. Zapp.

273
00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:12,296
Oh, yes, Crumpet Green.
Bob's son.

274
00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:15,508
Uh, sure,
and business partner. [chuckles nervously]

275
00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:18,511
Listen, Gweny, baby, my dad
was just playin' hardball back there.

276
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:22,390
Space travel would obviously be
an incredible opportunity for my family.

277
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,809
Bill Green just wants you
to sweeten the deal.

278
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:28,521
I see. So instead of offering you nothing,
you want something.

279
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,773
Picture this.
We harvest your space crops,

280
00:11:30,773 --> 00:11:35,111
and in exchange,
we get a free stay at the Space Hotel.

281
00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:38,739
Hmm. Well, we wouldn't
have to pay you for anything else, so...

282
00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,449
Crimper Green,
you've got a deal!

283
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,034
[whispering indistinctly]

284
00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:44,245
Ah, I'm told
I need to disclose

285
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:46,038
that while space
is a thrill-a-minute

286
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:47,748
filled with endless
possibilities,

287
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:50,042
it's also full
of dangers untold.

288
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:52,128
You sure your family's up
for this?

289
00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:56,257
Absolutely. Beam us up.

290
00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:59,844
Excellent. And to be clear,
we won't actually beam you anywhere.

291
00:11:59,844 --> 00:12:02,513
We've tried that
and, whoa, what a mess.

292
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:09,937
Okay, everyone, strap in
'cause we're officially on vacation

293
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:12,732
in three, two, one--

294
00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:14,024
- Dad!
- [screaming]

295
00:12:14,024 --> 00:12:15,359
I've got something to tell ya!

296
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:18,863
Cricket! Throwing yourself
against stuff is not safe, son.

297
00:12:18,863 --> 00:12:21,490
That's why I made you that
[grunts] bubble wrap helmet.

298
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,950
Sorry, Dad.
Popped that weeks ago.

299
00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:25,786
But I come to you now
with a compromise of a lifetime!

300
00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:28,122
Ms. Zapp said that
even though you were a dum-dum,

301
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,583
her words not mine,
for rejecting her offer,

302
00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:36,172
she'll let us try her brand new
top-of-the-line BigTech space simulator!

303
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,300
- Space simulator?
- Ooh. Tell Tilly more.

304
00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:42,094
Yeah, it's a ride that makes you feel
like you're goin' to space

305
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,721
without actually
goin' anywhere.

306
00:12:43,721 --> 00:12:45,139
It's all fake.

307
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,599
Buckle up, Cricket.

308
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,976
We gotta hit the road
if we're gonna beat the traffic.

309
00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:51,896
Wait, Dad, you're not listening.
I promise this will be fun.

310
00:12:51,896 --> 00:12:54,523
Hmm. "Fun."

311
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:59,278
Uh, yeah. And, uh, my fun meter's
dropping dangerously low.

312
00:12:59,570 --> 00:13:02,990
[chuckles] All right.
Anything for the fun meter.

313
00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,911
But let's make this quick.
Where exactly is this little simulator?

314
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:13,709
{\an8}- [all] Wow!
- Oh, my!

315
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,714
{\an8}That's the simulator?

316
00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:21,884
{\an8}They spared no expense, Dad.
Just keep drivin'.

317
00:13:21,884 --> 00:13:24,470
{\an8}Almost there. And perfect.

318
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:27,014
Wow, they really went
all out with this.

319
00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:28,098
[grunts]

320
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:32,061
[all yell]

321
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:33,896
[Cricket laughing]

322
00:13:33,896 --> 00:13:35,606
[Bill] Hey!
Watch what you're grabbin'.

323
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,399
[gasps] Space suit.
Space suit. Space suit.

324
00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:38,567
- Yeah.
- Oh.

325
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,570
[all exclaiming]

326
00:13:41,570 --> 00:13:43,239
[Cricket] Hang on now.

327
00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:44,949
[all yelling]

328
00:13:45,449 --> 00:13:47,993
[male space shuttle operator]
<i>Checks complete. Clear for launch</i>

329
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:52,248
<i>This is not a simulation.
Repeat, not a simulation.</i>

330
00:13:52,248 --> 00:13:54,542
Did they just say
"not a simulation?"

331
00:13:54,542 --> 00:13:57,795
Oh, they have to say that 'cause
that's what they'd say if this was real.

332
00:13:57,795 --> 00:13:58,921
Okay.

333
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:06,095
[male space shuttle operator]
<i>Begin launch sequence in ten, nine,</i>

334
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,513
<i>eight, seven...</i>

335
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,765
Cricket was right.
This is fun.

336
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,600
Wake me up when it's over.

337
00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:14,186
- Hmm.
- [squealing]

338
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,230
[male space shuttle operator]
<i>...one, Ignition.</i>

339
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:21,944
[all screaming]

340
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,696
[male space shuttle operator]
<i>We have lift-off.</i>

341
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,118
This simulation feels...
[sighs]

342
00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,954
so... [sighs]
real! [screams]

343
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:34,290
[all screaming]

344
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,374
Yeah!

345
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,376
Now that's a cheek ripplin'!

346
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:45,885
[automated female voice]
<i>Outer space achieved.</i>

347
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,887
[all exclaiming]

348
00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:52,182
[chuckles] We're floating!

349
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:55,728
I mean, this simulation
is pretty cool, huh, family?

350
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,521
Wow. What a discovery.

351
00:14:57,521 --> 00:15:01,483
A simulated moon.
Identical in every way to the real moon.

352
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:04,278
Whoops. Hey, Mr. Pen,
get back here, you.

353
00:15:04,278 --> 00:15:05,905
[scoffs] You call that a moon?

354
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:07,531
I got a better moon than that,

355
00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:09,617
and this one's
big and yella!

356
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:12,244
Oh, stop your spinnin', Alice!

357
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,414
Hang on, Ma. I'm comin'.
Why am I on the ceiling?

358
00:15:16,790 --> 00:15:18,542
You did it, Cricket Green.

359
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,836
[automated female voice]
<i>Artificial gravity activated.</i>

360
00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:22,379
- [all] Huh? [yelling]
- [all grunt]

361
00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:23,797
[all groan]

362
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,927
[groans] This simulation may be fake,
but my nausea is real.

363
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,137
I'd better step outside
to get some air.

364
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:32,431
- Uh, I wouldn't--
- [Bill screams]

365
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,724
- Dad!
- Papa!

366
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,559
[gasps] My journal!

367
00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,312
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

368
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:40,814
What is happening?

369
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:43,400
- Okay, that seemed pretty real.
- Dad!

370
00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,693
[alarm blaring]

371
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,654
[all] Whoa!

372
00:15:50,157 --> 00:15:51,492
[screaming]

373
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:52,660
[Bill breathing heavily]

374
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:57,373
[Bill whimpers and grunts]

375
00:15:57,915 --> 00:15:58,916
[all] Wow.

376
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,334
[Bill groaning]

377
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:02,503
[woman]
Exiting the ship without authorization

378
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,879
is against
Zapp-stronaut rules.

379
00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:04,964
Whoa.

380
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,716
[woman] But I'll let it slide
since we haven't covered them yet.

381
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:08,842
Who are you?

382
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,096
I am Commander Colleen Voyd

383
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:16,100
here to guide you
on your incredibly noble BigTech mission.

384
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,519
Wait, "mission?" Cricket?

385
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,647
Oh, well, [chuckles nervously]
she means the simulated mission to...

386
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:23,148
Okay, we're in space.

387
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,234
We're in space?

388
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:27,319
Space! Space!

389
00:16:27,319 --> 00:16:33,075
[echoing] Space! Space! Space!
Space! Space!

390
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:34,868
Correct, space.

391
00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:36,704
But not just
any region of space,

392
00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,539
we're onboard
the <i>SS Gwendolyn.</i>

393
00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:42,167
A one of a kind spacecraft
designed personally by Ms. Zapp herself

394
00:16:42,167 --> 00:16:45,004
to feature the latest
in BigTechnology.

395
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:47,172
[line ringing]

396
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,966
<i>Hi, Green family!</i>

397
00:16:48,966 --> 00:16:50,134
<i>I hope you... Oh.</i>

398
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:52,302
<i>I forgot to put anything
in this sandwich.</i>

399
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:53,387
<i>It's just bread.</i>

400
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:56,557
[chuckles] <i>I just wanted
to call and thank you for volunteering</i>

401
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:59,935
<i>to take on this crucial
crop saving mission for us. Very generous.</i>

402
00:16:59,935 --> 00:17:01,895
[whistles and grunts]
All right.

403
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:04,815
Ms. Zapp, there's been
a misunderstanding.

404
00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:09,361
You see, my son duped you
and duped my family. He's a duper, ma'am.

405
00:17:09,361 --> 00:17:11,196
I prefer the term scamp.

406
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:14,116
We're farmers.
We don't belong in space.

407
00:17:14,116 --> 00:17:15,951
I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna have to ask

408
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:18,203
that you turn
this space ship around immediately.

409
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:19,455
<i>I'd be happy to.</i>

410
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,958
<i>All you need to do to go home is pay back
the cost of the rocket fuel which is</i>

411
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:25,294
[shouting] <i>$2 billion!</i>

412
00:17:26,003 --> 00:17:30,049
Uh, hang on.
Just let me check the bank account.

413
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,259
Hmm. I'm sad to say
we're short.

414
00:17:32,259 --> 00:17:36,305
Looks like we'll have to [gulps]
do your space mission.

415
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,681
Yes!

416
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,477
[♪ heavy metal music playing]

417
00:17:44,021 --> 00:17:46,273
- [engine starts]
- [engine revs]

418
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,276
- [tires screech]
- [music stops]

419
00:17:52,112 --> 00:17:55,491
Just FYI,
Terry wanted his latte iced.

420
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:58,077
Then why would you stand there

421
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,328
- and watch me--
- [bell dinging]

422
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:03,540
- Hey, pal, would you hold this for me?
- Yes, ma'am.

423
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,709
Nancy Green? I never
get to hang with Nancy.

424
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:07,586
She's like the cool mom
I never had.

425
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,379
I want her
to like me so badly.

426
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:11,340
- Get out. You're done. Goodbye.
- [scoffs] Okay.

427
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:12,966
Hey, Gloria,
I'll take a black coffee,

428
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,968
and make it extra black
like a nightmare.

429
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:18,305
You got it, Nancy.
One nightmare-chino comin' right up.

430
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,683
<i>Why would you say that?
That was stupid, stupid.</i> [screams]

431
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,937
[chuckles] So, I heard
you're stuck house sitting. [grunts]

432
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,065
Yeah, it's Bill's turn
to take the kids on vacation.

433
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:30,025
Knowin' him,
they're probably off

434
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:32,402
doin' somethin'
safe and responsible.

435
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:36,281
<i>Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
This is so unsafe and irresponsible!</i>

436
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:39,159
{\an8}- Bill?
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

437
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,954
{\an8}This just in,
local yokels in space.

438
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,622
{\an8}To hear more
about this scary mission,

439
00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,999
{\an8}let's hear from BigTech CEO
Gwendolyn Zapp.

440
00:18:45,999 --> 00:18:49,378
{\an8}That's right, lady,
my hugely successful company BigTech

441
00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:51,338
{\an8}has just sent
the first human farmers

442
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,048
{\an8}to harvest crops
on an asteroid.

443
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:57,386
{\an8}It'll be a great test to see how our tech
holds up with the average citizen.

444
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,638
Let's see what happens
when I hit all the buttons.

445
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,015
- [grunts and chuckles]
- [alarm blaring]

446
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,059
What are you doing?

447
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:05,435
What?

448
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:08,689
This doesn't make any sense.
Bill took the kids to space?

449
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,399
He's Mr. Play-It-Safe.

450
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:14,236
Yeah. He once slapped a banana
out of my hand because it was "too sharp."

451
00:19:14,236 --> 00:19:17,948
I've got a bad feeling.
I'm goin' to BigTech to get some answers.

452
00:19:17,948 --> 00:19:19,241
Wait, let me come with you.

453
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,410
I know you and I haven't had
much one-on-one time,

454
00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:24,454
but I've spent so much time
with your family. I can help.

455
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:25,789
We'd make a great team.

456
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,667
[gasps] Ooh.
We'd be the dream team.

457
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:30,627
[yelping]

458
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:33,630
[chuckles nervously
and grunts]

459
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,592
Thanks, Gloria, but, um,
looks like you've got your hands full.

460
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:37,676
I should do this alone.

461
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,095
Um, okay. See you, bestie.

462
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,307
I mean, uh, Nancy.
I mean, uh... [chuckles nervously]

463
00:19:43,307 --> 00:19:44,391
Cringe.

464
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:50,105
The Greens on a space mission?
This is insane!

465
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:52,482
Cricket, I can't believe
you did something so reckless.

466
00:19:52,482 --> 00:19:54,276
Our vacation is ruined.

467
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:56,361
Looks like I have
a new discovery.

468
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:58,071
Brotherly betrayal.

469
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:00,616
[sighs] But I no longer
have a journal to document it.

470
00:20:00,616 --> 00:20:03,243
Yeah, I'm as steamed
as a crab pot.

471
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:05,329
This made
my fake leg all flappy.

472
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:06,914
What the...

473
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,874
Your shoddy prosthetic leg
has disintegrated

474
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,667
under the immense
G-force of the launch.

475
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,044
Yeah, that ain't good.

476
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:14,087
You owe me a new leg, boy!

477
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,672
Listen, we could stand around

478
00:20:15,672 --> 00:20:17,257
and argue
about who duped who--

479
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:19,009
You! It was you!

480
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,762
But just look for one second
where we are right now.

481
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:24,848
Not only are we in possibly
the coolest place imaginable,

482
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:29,269
but I got Ms. Zapp to throw in a free stay
at her amazing Space Hotel.

483
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,606
This will be the best vacation
the Green family has ever had.

484
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:35,275
We are not going
to that kooky hotel.

485
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,111
As soon as this mission is over,
we are headed straight home.

486
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,364
Dad, you're just sayin' that
'cause you're worried.

487
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:43,283
But if a country family
like us can take on Big City,

488
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:45,619
we can definitely
handle space.

489
00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:48,538
Negative, recruit.
Space is extremely dangerous.

490
00:20:48,538 --> 00:20:53,460
{\an8}None of you will survive this mission
unless you learn and follow the rules.

491
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,671
Rules? Well, surely
the most important rule

492
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:57,381
is to have fun,
right, Colleen?

493
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,300
First, you will address me
as "Commander Voyd."

494
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,136
And second,
you could not be more wrong.

495
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:05,472
<i>♪ Space ain't no vacation
It's a dangerous location ♪</i>

496
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,724
<i>♪ Your only weapon against it
are these regulations ♪</i>

497
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,977
<i>♪ Unless it's your goal
to stroll into a black hole ♪</i>

498
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,937
<i>♪ Listen to the system
Zapp code, here we go ♪</i>

499
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,482
<i>♪ Don't run, no finger guns
no staring at the sun ♪</i>

500
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:19,653
<i>♪ Stand up straight, hydrate
and always clench your buns ♪</i>

501
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:21,989
<i>♪ Disinfect to perfection
and always pay attention ♪</i>

502
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,157
<i>♪ Mini golf is off limits
no exceptions ♪</i>

503
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,492
Why do you even have it then?

504
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,412
<i>♪ These are
the Zapp-stronaut rules ♪</i>

505
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:32,124
<i>♪ Learn them all
Don't be a fool ♪</i>

506
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:33,625
<i>♪ There's a ton more, y'all ♪</i>

507
00:21:33,625 --> 00:21:36,295
<i>♪ On this rocket there's a ton
of hot inventions that astonish ♪</i>

508
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,838
<i>♪ They're not toys
for little boys ♪</i>

509
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,256
<i>♪ They're locked up
in a closet ♪</i>

510
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,133
<i>♪ A no-brainer
don't touch the cryochamber ♪</i>

511
00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:42,634
<i>♪ It'll freeze you
with its vapor ♪</i>

512
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,886
<i>♪ Like a human popsicle
You might need the hospital ♪</i>

513
00:21:44,886 --> 00:21:47,597
<i>♪ Unless you want your teeth
to chatter so much it's comical ♪</i>

514
00:21:47,597 --> 00:21:49,516
<i>♪ In the cockpit
there's no flying the ship ♪</i>

515
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,768
♪ C<i>ontrols are
for those who know and you know zip ♪</i>

516
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:53,937
<i>♪ Not asking for the moon
Just don't be a buffoon ♪</i>

517
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,939
<i>♪ Try to steer
and you'll veer us into Neptune ♪</i>

518
00:21:55,939 --> 00:21:59,526
<i>♪ These Zapp-stronaut rules
They'll keep you alive ♪</i>

519
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:01,445
<i>♪ Don't sit there and drool ♪</i>

520
00:22:01,445 --> 00:22:03,363
<i>♪ There's 8,095 ♪</i>

521
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:07,617
<i>♪ Genius Gwendolyn Z
wrote this guide for you and me ♪</i>

522
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:09,244
<i>♪ For a better tomorrow ♪</i>

523
00:22:09,244 --> 00:22:12,122
{\an8}<i>♪ Then we all must follow
these rules to a tee ♪</i>

524
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:14,166
<i>♪ This initiative
cannot fail ♪</i>

525
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,376
<i>♪ BigTech shall prevail ♪</i>

526
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:18,420
<i>♪ You hear the rules,
now follow them through ♪</i>

527
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,380
<i>♪ Or you won't live
to tell the tale ♪</i>

528
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:23,925
All right now, any questions?

529
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:25,344
[all groan]

530
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,470
[Colleen] Yes, Mr. Green?

531
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:28,638
I'm feeling a bit nauseous
from all that.

532
00:22:28,638 --> 00:22:30,057
May I use the restroom?

533
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,183
No!

534
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,477
I'll escort you
to the proper facilities.

535
00:22:33,477 --> 00:22:36,938
You three wait here in the lab
and don't break any rules.

536
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,524
[grumbles] "Break any rules."
I'll break you.

537
00:22:39,524 --> 00:22:42,611
Okay, now who's ready
to have a fun vacation?

538
00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,322
This is what it would
look like if I had a journal.

539
00:22:45,322 --> 00:22:46,448
[grunts]

540
00:22:46,448 --> 00:22:50,619
[groans] I gotta do somethin'
about the vibes in here. Ooh.

541
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,624
Yep. That'll do it.

542
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,959
[inhales sharply then blows]

543
00:22:57,959 --> 00:23:00,003
Wow, ain't science somethin'.

544
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:03,006
- [object clatters]
- Huh?

545
00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,842
[clattering]

546
00:23:06,343 --> 00:23:07,511
What's this?

547
00:23:15,644 --> 00:23:17,187
- [gasps]
- [rasps]

548
00:23:17,187 --> 00:23:20,273
[squeals and gibbers]

549
00:23:23,443 --> 00:23:25,028
Oh, my gosh, you're beautiful.

550
00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:27,364
But what are you?

551
00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:31,368
Let's see. According to your tag,
you're "Failed Experiment 83.

552
00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:35,122
Originally designed to clean glass,
but instead gained sentience,

553
00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:38,708
and now destroys all glass
it touches." Really?

554
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:44,881
Fascinating.

555
00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:48,093
Failed Experiment 83
doesn't really have a good ring to it.

556
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:50,220
Instead, I'm gonna
call you Cookie.

557
00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:52,472
'Cause being around you
is a treat.

558
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:54,266
[retches then grunts]

559
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:57,519
Oh, Cookie, you'd make
a journal entry for the ages.

560
00:23:57,519 --> 00:24:00,188
But sadly, [sighs]
I'm without my journal.

561
00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:03,400
And this giant wrench
is a less than ideal crutch.

562
00:24:03,400 --> 00:24:05,569
[screams] What is that?

563
00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,321
[gibbering]

564
00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,407
- Ugh.
- Hey, Tilly. Hey, Gramma. [screams]

565
00:24:10,407 --> 00:24:12,325
- What is that?
- That's what I said.

566
00:24:12,325 --> 00:24:14,369
Rude. Both of ya.

567
00:24:14,369 --> 00:24:18,874
[grunts] Okay, look, I'm sorry
this space vacation's off to a rough start

568
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,793
with Tilly losin' her journal,
and Gramma's leg turnin' to dust.

569
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:23,128
[both] Mmm-hmm.

570
00:24:23,128 --> 00:24:27,299
But let's see if I can't change your minds
about space with these.

571
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:28,383
[both gasp]

572
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,969
- A robotic leg?
- A triangle?

573
00:24:30,969 --> 00:24:32,220
- I'll trade ya.
- What?

574
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,763
- Tilly, no. Just wait a second.
- Ooh.

575
00:24:33,763 --> 00:24:36,099
Now what's this button do?
[screams]

576
00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,559
Gramma! You okay?

577
00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:39,769
Hot dog!
Now we're talkin'.

578
00:24:39,769 --> 00:24:42,147
What else
we got on here? [yelps]

579
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,858
Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

580
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:47,611
<i>Whoo-hoo!</i>

581
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:50,155
- Wha--
- <i>Wha--</i>

582
00:24:50,405 --> 00:24:53,158
Cookie, look, it's some type
of space recorder.

583
00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:55,952
Sure beats
Earth journals, huh? Give it a try.

584
00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,874
Space log, entry one.
My name is Tilly Green.

585
00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,335
Vacationeer
and new journal owner.

586
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:06,922
Whether I'm ridin' comets
or explorin' distant worlds,

587
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,799
I now have a way
to document everything.

588
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,926
Thank you, brother.

589
00:25:10,926 --> 00:25:13,428
I'm excited to continue
this space vacation adventure

590
00:25:13,428 --> 00:25:15,180
and see what lies ahead.

591
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:17,807
Okay, changed my mind.
Space rules. I love space.

592
00:25:17,807 --> 00:25:18,892
Same.

593
00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:21,937
[both] Space! Space! Space!
Space! Space! Space!

594
00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:24,523
Two down, one to go.

595
00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,235
Oh, Dad, you ready
to have some fun?

596
00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,237
I found all kinds
of neat space junk

597
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:32,155
including whatever
this thing is. Whoa!

598
00:25:32,155 --> 00:25:34,115
[Colleen] What do you think
you're doing?

599
00:25:34,115 --> 00:25:37,786
As I stated earlier,
this trip to Gwendolyn's farming asteroid

600
00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:41,748
is a serious mission,
not some la-di-da vacation.

601
00:25:41,748 --> 00:25:43,667
No fun will be tolerated.

602
00:25:43,667 --> 00:25:46,169
Uh, you must be joking, right?

603
00:25:46,169 --> 00:25:49,589
That would be considered fun.
So no, I don't joke.

604
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,591
Wow. You're really strict.

605
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,385
Thank you. [grunts]

606
00:25:53,385 --> 00:25:54,970
Ah, jeez.
Right into the dang Sun.

607
00:25:54,970 --> 00:25:56,054
Come on!

608
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,889
And to ensure
you stay in line,

609
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:01,434
I'll be watching you
every second.

610
00:26:05,272 --> 00:26:07,357
I know I just said
I'll be watching you every second

611
00:26:07,357 --> 00:26:08,567
and then immediately left,

612
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,652
but don't let that
undermine my message.

613
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,946
[groans in frustration]
Well, Crickie,

614
00:26:12,946 --> 00:26:14,990
seems Colleen is gonna
get in the way

615
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,326
of our space vacation
happiness. Unless...

616
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,452
[mumbling] We kill her.

617
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:22,038
What? Gramma, no!
We can't kill her.

618
00:26:22,038 --> 00:26:25,166
No, no, no.
I said "weed killer."

619
00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,377
I just noticed this leg
has a gardenin' mode.

620
00:26:28,253 --> 00:26:30,171
[screams] Obey me!

621
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:35,010
I will help you deal with the Commander,
though. That woman's harshin' my vibe.

622
00:26:35,010 --> 00:26:36,219
I agree, Gramma.

623
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,930
And I think I know
just what to do.

624
00:26:40,390 --> 00:26:43,059
- [squeaking]
- Yep, up to code.

625
00:26:43,059 --> 00:26:44,394
- Colleen!
- [Colleen yelps]

626
00:26:44,394 --> 00:26:46,896
- What is it?
- Oh, it's terrible.

627
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:49,899
It's so bad,
it's not good...

628
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:53,737
Gramma's in the cryochamber
and she's breakin' Rule Three-twenty...

629
00:26:56,531 --> 00:26:57,532
three?

630
00:26:58,033 --> 00:26:59,367
She'll kill us all!

631
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:01,286
- You're comin' with me.
- Ow!

632
00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:04,623
Yeah, she's right over there,
Colleen. Go get her.

633
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:08,960
What the...

634
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,587
[yelps] Hey!

635
00:27:12,255 --> 00:27:13,256
Hi.

636
00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,925
Let me out!
This is against the rules!

637
00:27:15,925 --> 00:27:17,469
And so is havin' fun.

638
00:27:17,469 --> 00:27:20,180
Sorry, Colleen,
I gotta do this for my family.

639
00:27:20,972 --> 00:27:23,600
{\an8}No. No!

640
00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:28,897
It worked.
And she's alive and well, so that's good.

641
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,275
Commander Iceberg isn't gonna
bother us anymore.

642
00:27:32,275 --> 00:27:34,319
[Tilly gasps]

643
00:27:35,070 --> 00:27:37,656
Entry 32,
a startlin' discovery.

644
00:27:37,656 --> 00:27:38,740
Mutiny is afoot.

645
00:27:38,740 --> 00:27:41,242
Chaos is at hand,
and disaster is in my stomach.

646
00:27:41,242 --> 00:27:44,412
Cricket and Gramma
have betrayed our commander.

647
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:45,664
You can't prove nothin'!

648
00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,831
Scatter!

649
00:27:46,831 --> 00:27:47,999
[screams]

650
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:49,209
[grunts]

651
00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:50,293
[groans]

652
00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:54,172
Tilly, I know this looks bad,
but it's for Dad.

653
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:56,174
Colleen was gettin' in the way
of him enjoyin'

654
00:27:56,174 --> 00:27:58,551
this once-in-a-lifetime
space vacation.

655
00:27:58,551 --> 00:28:00,595
Don't you want Dad
to enjoy himself?

656
00:28:00,595 --> 00:28:03,098
Of course I do.
How dare you assume otherwise?

657
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,768
Then you understand
our pro-freeze-the-commander position.

658
00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:07,936
[grunts]

659
00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:09,729
I don't know.

660
00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:12,774
Cricket, don't you think
it's a bit of a crazy idea

661
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:15,944
freezin' the only person here
who knows how to fly the ship?

662
00:28:18,279 --> 00:28:19,656
It's fine.

663
00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,741
The computers
run everything anyway.

664
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,536
And if we get into any real trouble,
we'll let her out right away.

665
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,996
- Well...
- For Dad?

666
00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:31,584
Okay, for Papa.
You have my Tilly blessing.

667
00:28:31,584 --> 00:28:33,169
And you have Cookie's as well.

668
00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,505
- Tilly! Too close to me.
- No! No!

669
00:28:40,468 --> 00:28:42,053
Hello, BigTech?

670
00:28:42,053 --> 00:28:43,430
You took my family to space,

671
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,849
- and I have a thousand questions.
- [whirring]

672
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:47,726
[grunts]

673
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,564
<i>Your family?
You must mean the Greens.</i>

674
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:55,150
<i>I know you're related
'cause I can read your DNA.</i>

675
00:28:55,150 --> 00:28:56,985
[yells]

676
00:28:57,861 --> 00:28:59,612
Hey! Maybe a little warning
next time.

677
00:28:59,612 --> 00:29:00,989
- [Gwendolyn] <i>Warning!</i>
- [screams]

678
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:02,824
<i>You might wanna
watch your cholesterol.</i>

679
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,117
What's goin' on?

680
00:29:04,117 --> 00:29:05,952
My family is supposed to be
on a road trip,

681
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,996
not some wackadoo star cruise.

682
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,289
Are they okay?

683
00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,415
[mockingly] <i>Are they okay?</i>

684
00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:13,334
- [exclaims]
- [grunts]

685
00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:15,587
This is BigTech.
Of course, they're alive.

686
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:17,714
Uh, that wasn't my question.

687
00:29:19,424 --> 00:29:23,887
Now, your family volunteered to harvest
vegetables on an asteroid for me.

688
00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:26,598
Welcome to Mission Control.

689
00:29:26,598 --> 00:29:29,100
From here,
we monitor their vitals,

690
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,770
fun levels,
horoscopes, et cetera.

691
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,731
And over here,
we're uploading a patch

692
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:37,776
to get those pesky farmbots
updated.

693
00:29:37,776 --> 00:29:39,360
This mission's being conducted

694
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,906
with the most expensive, and therefore,
best equipment in the world.

695
00:29:42,906 --> 00:29:44,991
So rest assured,
your family's safe.

696
00:29:44,991 --> 00:29:46,910
- [computerized voice] <i>Danger!</i>
- [alarm blaring]

697
00:29:46,910 --> 00:29:48,328
Then what is this?

698
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:49,954
All totally routine.

699
00:29:49,954 --> 00:29:51,956
[computerized voice]
<i>This is not routine.</i>

700
00:29:51,956 --> 00:29:54,292
I promise you have nothin'
to worry about, Nancy pants.

701
00:29:54,292 --> 00:29:56,127
[computerized voice]
<i>You should be worried.</i>

702
00:29:56,127 --> 00:29:59,380
Ms. Zapp, you know the patch we uploaded
to fix the malfunctioning farmbots?

703
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:01,382
Do I ever? It's perfect!

704
00:30:01,382 --> 00:30:02,634
It's full of bugs.

705
00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:05,303
- [grunts]
- We fully lost control of the bots.

706
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,513
Well, that's unfortunate.

707
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:10,099
Unfortunate? You need
to warn my family right now!

708
00:30:10,099 --> 00:30:12,519
And that concludes
your tour of BigTech.

709
00:30:12,852 --> 00:30:15,355
You're gonna bring
my family home, Ms. Zapp. Whoa!

710
00:30:15,355 --> 00:30:19,609
Bye! Buh-bye!
Buh-buh-di-buh-buh buh-buh-bye!

711
00:30:19,609 --> 00:30:21,027
[breathing heavily]

712
00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,660
[Cricket panting]

713
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:32,330
Dad, bad news.
Colleen has a case of moon poisoning

714
00:30:32,330 --> 00:30:34,249
from, uh, starin'
at the moon too long.

715
00:30:34,457 --> 00:30:35,959
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

716
00:30:35,959 --> 00:30:37,585
Right? Anyway,

717
00:30:37,585 --> 00:30:40,046
while she's resting her poor,
annoying body,

718
00:30:40,046 --> 00:30:42,966
she said we should invoke
Rule 33, F-U-N,

719
00:30:42,966 --> 00:30:45,385
and have a little fun
before the mission.

720
00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:47,262
Yeah, you go on
without me.

721
00:30:47,262 --> 00:30:49,848
I'm kinda in the middle
of somethin' here.

722
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,683
[sighs]

723
00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,022
Talk to me, big guy.

724
00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:01,276
[sighs] I'm just bummed
that we're not goin' on the road trip.

725
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:03,903
I know it would've been
the same as last year,

726
00:31:03,903 --> 00:31:06,406
but I just had so much fun,
you know? [chuckles]

727
00:31:06,406 --> 00:31:09,784
Drivin' all day
while you kids goofed off in the back.

728
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:11,703
Those were good times.

729
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:16,374
Yeah. But, Dad,
we're literally in outer space.

730
00:31:16,374 --> 00:31:18,918
We don't have to redo
old memories,

731
00:31:18,918 --> 00:31:21,379
we can create
exciting, new ones.

732
00:31:21,379 --> 00:31:22,589
I guess.

733
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,883
Come on!
I got somethin' to show ya.

734
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,467
- [grunts]
- Oh! Cricket, what?

735
00:31:26,467 --> 00:31:30,013
You just need to be shown
how fun space can be.

736
00:31:36,895 --> 00:31:39,522
<i>♪ Space isn't
what you had in mind ♪</i>

737
00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:42,650
<i>♪ And I understand
your frustration ♪</i>

738
00:31:42,650 --> 00:31:45,778
<i>♪ But kick up your feet
and try to unwind ♪</i>

739
00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:47,655
<i>♪ On your new,
exciting spacecation ♪</i>

740
00:31:47,655 --> 00:31:48,740
[yelling]

741
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:52,035
<i>♪ Space is great
Space is fun ♪</i>

742
00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,870
<i>♪ What's more fun than fun? ♪</i>

743
00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:54,996
<i>♪ Nothing! ♪</i>

744
00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:57,790
<i>♪ Space is the best
The best bar none ♪</i>

745
00:31:57,790 --> 00:32:00,960
<i>♪ I'll convince you
before this song is done ♪</i>

746
00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:04,088
<i>♪ We can deep sea fish
out in the stars ♪</i>

747
00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,299
<i>♪ And hope for a big bite ♪</i>

748
00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:09,636
<i>♪ Who knows
what we'll catch out here ♪</i>

749
00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:11,387
<i>♪ Oh look, a satellite ♪</i>

750
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:12,639
[screaming]

751
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:15,725
<i>♪ Let's explore
an old abandoned ship ♪</i>

752
00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:18,436
<i>♪ And see what we discover ♪</i>

753
00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:21,564
<i>♪ Wait,
is that a chimpanzee? ♪</i>

754
00:32:21,564 --> 00:32:25,401
<i>♪ This excites me
as an animal lover ♪</i>

755
00:32:25,401 --> 00:32:27,070
[screams then gasps]

756
00:32:27,070 --> 00:32:29,155
It's okay, Dad. It's okay.
Just breathe.

757
00:32:29,155 --> 00:32:30,990
See, you're fine.

758
00:32:30,990 --> 00:32:33,910
<i>♪ Space is great
Space is fun ♪</i>

759
00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:36,037
<i>♪ What's more fun than fun? ♪</i>

760
00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:37,121
<i>♪ Nothing! ♪</i>

761
00:32:37,121 --> 00:32:40,166
<i>♪ So clap along, everyone ♪</i>

762
00:32:40,166 --> 00:32:43,002
<i>♪ Open up your ears
And listen to your son ♪</i>

763
00:32:43,002 --> 00:32:45,588
<i>♪ Finally, we'll bungee jump ♪</i>

764
00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:48,007
<i>♪ Right at the earth below ♪</i>

765
00:32:48,925 --> 00:32:51,719
<i>♪ An adrenaline rush
with a view ♪</i>

766
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,888
<i>♪ That's
a pretty sweet combo ♪</i>

767
00:32:55,014 --> 00:32:58,059
<i>♪ So come on, Dad
You must admit ♪</i>

768
00:32:58,059 --> 00:33:01,145
<i>♪ Other than
that chimpanzee bit ♪</i>

769
00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,898
<i>♪ At this point you must see ♪</i>

770
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:07,151
<i>♪ Just how awesome
space can be ♪</i>

771
00:33:07,151 --> 00:33:09,862
<i>- ♪ Yeah! ♪
- ♪ Space is great, space is fun ♪</i>

772
00:33:09,862 --> 00:33:11,739
<i>♪ What's more fun than fun? ♪</i>

773
00:33:11,739 --> 00:33:13,282
- [can clanks]
- Huh?

774
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,746
Uh, ignore that stuff

775
00:33:18,746 --> 00:33:20,039
<i>♪ 'Cause space is fun ♪</i>

776
00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:23,001
- Ow! Whoa! What the heck is goin' on?
- Ah!

777
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,085
[both grunt]

778
00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:25,670
- Huh?
- [gasps] What the...

779
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:26,754
Oh, no.

780
00:33:27,755 --> 00:33:29,590
Sweet, sweet potatoes!

781
00:33:29,590 --> 00:33:31,759
We're headed
for an asteroid field!

782
00:33:31,759 --> 00:33:33,636
That's no asteroid field.

783
00:33:33,636 --> 00:33:34,846
That's a...

784
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,848
trashteroid field!

785
00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:38,599
Everybody, back on the ship.

786
00:33:38,599 --> 00:33:42,770
[all grunting]

787
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:44,605
[all panting]

788
00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:45,690
Oh, my gosh.

789
00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:48,109
Ms. Zapp wasn't kiddin'
about sendin' our trash to space.

790
00:33:48,109 --> 00:33:49,485
And where's the Commander?

791
00:33:49,485 --> 00:33:50,778
[all] Whoa!

792
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,991
Cricket, don't you think
it's time we unfreeze you-know-who?

793
00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:58,786
Tilly, I was this close to getting Dad
on board with this space vacation.

794
00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,788
If Colleen gets out,
she'll ruin everything.

795
00:34:00,788 --> 00:34:03,374
Then who is gonna
drive us outta here?

796
00:34:03,374 --> 00:34:04,876
[gasps] That's it.

797
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,336
Dad, you should drive us
outta here.

798
00:34:07,336 --> 00:34:11,340
What? Cricket, what makes you think
I'm qualified to fly a spaceship?

799
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:12,800
- [rumbling]
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

800
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:15,803
It'll be just like driving the Kludge
on last year's road trip.

801
00:34:15,803 --> 00:34:19,223
You're used to navigating heavy traffic,
dodging roadkill,

802
00:34:19,223 --> 00:34:21,601
and you've driven through
all sorts of crazy weather.

803
00:34:21,601 --> 00:34:23,561
How different
can this really be?

804
00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:25,813
A road trip, huh?

805
00:34:25,813 --> 00:34:27,523
Take the wheel, big guy.

806
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:34,405
Okay, family, buckle up.

807
00:34:35,156 --> 00:34:37,325
Wait, uh, there aren't
any seat belts. Whoa!

808
00:34:37,325 --> 00:34:38,951
[all screaming]

809
00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:41,621
Whoa! Okay. I got this.

810
00:34:41,621 --> 00:34:43,873
Just like rush hour
on the inter-state.

811
00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:45,541
- [both] Whoa!
- [Cricket shuddering]

812
00:34:45,541 --> 00:34:49,170
Kids, please don't play with the lights
while Daddy's driving.

813
00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,589
Road trip, road trip,
just a road trip.

814
00:34:51,589 --> 00:34:55,301
[grunts] Dad,
Tilly keeps kicking me with her legs.

815
00:34:55,301 --> 00:34:57,678
Am not! It was an accident.

816
00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:00,306
Hey, no roughhousing.
Don't make me come back there.

817
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,183
- [horn blaring]
- Whoa!

818
00:35:02,183 --> 00:35:05,686
Hey, watch it buddy!
Use your signal Ever heard of it?

819
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:07,105
[Tilly screaming]
Papa, look out!

820
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:08,272
Oh...

821
00:35:13,194 --> 00:35:15,613
[Cricket, Tilly,
and Gramma screaming]

822
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,448
Not on my road trip.

823
00:35:19,867 --> 00:35:21,035
Oh, my gosh!

824
00:35:22,245 --> 00:35:23,329
[Bill] Whoa!

825
00:35:23,621 --> 00:35:26,624
Uh, Daddy's got this.
Daddy's got this.

826
00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:28,292
[alarm blaring]

827
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,211
[Cricket, Tilly,
and Gramma screaming]

828
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,630
Oh, gosh.

829
00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,510
A little scrape is all,
it'll buff out.

830
00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:43,432
[Cricket, Tilly,
and Gramma screaming]

831
00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:45,143
[grunting]

832
00:35:51,315 --> 00:35:52,650
Dad, you did it!

833
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,444
- Wow! Great job, Papa.
- I'm finally proud to call you my son.

834
00:35:55,444 --> 00:35:57,196
- Okay, and we're falling.
- [Gramma] Whoa!

835
00:35:57,655 --> 00:36:01,450
[laughs] That was amazing!
Did y'all see that?

836
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:02,952
- Yeah.
- We saw.

837
00:36:02,952 --> 00:36:04,704
Come here, family.

838
00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,873
[female automated voice]
<i>Object approaching.</i>

839
00:36:07,456 --> 00:36:09,625
Oh, my gosh!

840
00:36:10,793 --> 00:36:12,962
It's the Space Hotel!

841
00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:16,382
[Tilly] Is that
a zero gravity pool?

842
00:36:16,382 --> 00:36:18,634
- [slurps]
- [Bill] Look at the space food.

843
00:36:18,926 --> 00:36:21,220
Ooh! There it goes, Martha.

844
00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:24,223
The future
of shuffleboard today.

845
00:36:24,223 --> 00:36:25,892
It's got it all.

846
00:36:25,892 --> 00:36:27,393
{\an8}[line ringing]

847
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:29,812
<i>- Hi, Greens.</i>
- [gasps] Remy?

848
00:36:29,812 --> 00:36:32,064
<i>♪ I'm here! ♪</i>

849
00:36:32,064 --> 00:36:33,399
<i>Look outside!</i>

850
00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:34,525
Remy!

851
00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:37,778
We were just getting a ride
in the hotel's courtesy shuttle.

852
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:40,698
Look at us in space.
Who would have thought?

853
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:42,658
- Who'da thought?
- Who'da thought?

854
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:44,160
[Cricket chuckles]
Who'da thought?

855
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,244
[Remy] Who'da thought?

856
00:36:45,244 --> 00:36:47,663
- [Cricket] Who'da thought?
- [Remy] Who'da thought?

857
00:36:47,663 --> 00:36:48,748
[laser charging]

858
00:36:48,748 --> 00:36:51,083
[sighs] Remy, look out!

859
00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:55,046
- They're firing!
- Get outta there.

860
00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,255
Don't go into the light!

861
00:36:56,756 --> 00:37:00,051
No, no, it's okay.
This is just the tractor beam.

862
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,136
It's BigTech's
crowning achievement,

863
00:37:02,136 --> 00:37:05,598
and the most powerful force
the world has ever seen.

864
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,266
It's for helping us park.

865
00:37:07,391 --> 00:37:08,601
[all] Ooh.

866
00:37:08,601 --> 00:37:11,896
Tractor beam, huh?
Doesn't look like a tractor to me.

867
00:37:11,896 --> 00:37:17,318
Entry 41, the hotel's giant glowy
grabby thing has grabbed my attention.

868
00:37:17,318 --> 00:37:21,906
Gotta go. I hope to see you
all on the dance floor.

869
00:37:25,201 --> 00:37:27,703
Dad, as soon
as we finish the mission,

870
00:37:27,703 --> 00:37:29,914
we gotta go
to the Space Hotel.

871
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,250
It'll be the best
vacation ever.

872
00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,334
Come on, Bill.

873
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:35,378
What do you say we keep
the good times rollin'?

874
00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,545
Please, Papa?

875
00:37:36,545 --> 00:37:42,510
Oh, I don't know.
Let me consult my fun meter!

876
00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,803
[all] Oh!

877
00:37:43,803 --> 00:37:47,723
And my fun meter is readin'
"off the charts!"

878
00:37:47,723 --> 00:37:49,141
[all exclaiming]

879
00:37:49,141 --> 00:37:52,144
<i>♪ Well, we still got
those crops to harvest ♪</i>

880
00:37:52,144 --> 00:37:55,273
<i>♪ But after that
the hotel sounds marvelous ♪</i>

881
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:58,442
<i>♪ 'Cause now I finally see ♪</i>

882
00:37:58,442 --> 00:38:01,237
<i>♪ Just how awesome
space can be ♪</i>

883
00:38:01,570 --> 00:38:03,114
[all] Yay!

884
00:38:03,823 --> 00:38:06,325
You won't regret this, Dad.
I promise.

885
00:38:08,744 --> 00:38:10,663
Now, let's get
to that asteroid

886
00:38:10,663 --> 00:38:12,248
and harvest those space crops

887
00:38:12,248 --> 00:38:14,083
so we can enjoy
our space vacation

888
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,793
at that Space Hotel.

889
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:17,753
There's a sentence
I never thought I'd say.

890
00:38:19,005 --> 00:38:20,798
- [all laughing]
- Oh, Papa.

891
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,677
[Greens chanting]
Space! Space! Space!

892
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:32,893
Nancy? Nancy? Nancy!

893
00:38:32,893 --> 00:38:34,061
Gloria. [shushes]

894
00:38:34,061 --> 00:38:35,604
Right, right.
Yeah, cool. [chuckles]

895
00:38:35,604 --> 00:38:36,772
The coffees you asked for.

896
00:38:36,772 --> 00:38:39,442
I'm excited you called
'cause you said you were doing it alone,

897
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,485
but you probably
liked the dream team idea--

898
00:38:41,485 --> 00:38:43,696
Gloria, my entire family
is in space.

899
00:38:43,696 --> 00:38:45,406
I had no one else to call.

900
00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,034
I mean, like,
you still called me though.

901
00:38:48,034 --> 00:38:50,661
So... Eh? Eh? Yeah? [chuckles]

902
00:38:50,661 --> 00:38:53,998
Focus. Look,
those BigTech jokers know I'm onto them,

903
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,667
and now I can't show my face
around here.

904
00:38:56,667 --> 00:38:59,045
- Oof.
- I need your help breakin' in.

905
00:38:59,045 --> 00:39:02,006
You got it. But how?

906
00:39:03,424 --> 00:39:05,259
Coffee delivery
for Gwendolyn--

907
00:39:05,259 --> 00:39:08,179
[screaming]
I feel it in my brain.

908
00:39:08,179 --> 00:39:09,764
- Be cool.
- Huh?

909
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:12,433
[female automated voice]
<i>Access granted. Welcome to BigTech.</i>

910
00:39:12,433 --> 00:39:13,934
Dream team.

911
00:39:13,934 --> 00:39:16,937
Aren't you so glad
that you called [squeals] me--

912
00:39:17,521 --> 00:39:20,566
[female automated voice]
<i>Nancy Green detected.</i>

913
00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:25,071
What do we do?

914
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:26,197
Brace yourself.

915
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:28,908
Wait, why? Why are you backing up?
Why are you-- [yells]

916
00:39:29,617 --> 00:39:30,618
Ha!

917
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:36,457
Now, that's what I call
a strong brew. [chuckles]

918
00:39:36,457 --> 00:39:38,501
[exclaims] That was so good.

919
00:39:38,501 --> 00:39:42,296
Did that just come to you? Why can't I
ever think of cool things to say?

920
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:45,466
Beep, bop, boop, boop,
boop, boop, beep, bop, beep

921
00:39:45,466 --> 00:39:47,218
- Uh, Ms. Zapp?
- Mmm-hmm?

922
00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:50,554
We've uncovered the source
of the farmbots' malfunctioning code.

923
00:39:50,554 --> 00:39:53,265
Instead of programming
the bots to farm,

924
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:54,850
well, there was a typo.

925
00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,189
[gasps]

926
00:40:00,189 --> 00:40:01,690
Well, that's no good.

927
00:40:01,690 --> 00:40:04,944
Listen up, lady. I know somethin'
went wrong with your bots.

928
00:40:04,944 --> 00:40:07,738
So warn my family right now
or we're gonna have a problem.

929
00:40:07,738 --> 00:40:09,573
Excuse me,
do you have clearance-- [yells]

930
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,743
We're the dream team, son,
and don't you forget it.

931
00:40:13,828 --> 00:40:15,746
Nancy Green, don't worry.

932
00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:17,998
Your family's safe.
See for yourself.

933
00:40:17,998 --> 00:40:20,292
They're landing
on my farming asteroid right now.

934
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:21,502
Whoa!

935
00:40:26,841 --> 00:40:29,009
- [all] Wow.
- Would you look at that.

936
00:40:29,009 --> 00:40:31,178
[Cricket] This is amazing!

937
00:40:32,138 --> 00:40:36,267
Cricket Green takes his first step
on an asteroid in space.

938
00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,103
[grunts] Whoa, whoa!
Yep, there I go. Little help?

939
00:40:39,103 --> 00:40:41,564
Cricket, take gentle steps
or you're gonna float away.

940
00:40:41,564 --> 00:40:43,732
[chuckles] Okay.

941
00:40:43,732 --> 00:40:46,819
Don't forget, after this
we get to go to the Space Hotel.

942
00:40:46,819 --> 00:40:49,363
Oh, man. Best vacation ever.

943
00:40:49,363 --> 00:40:52,491
Indeed. Although, where
are all the farming robots?

944
00:40:52,491 --> 00:40:55,161
Probably slackin' off.
Lazy oafs.

945
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:58,164
Oh, there's some.
Those two look quite active.

946
00:40:58,164 --> 00:40:59,540
- Die.
- Die.

947
00:40:59,665 --> 00:41:01,417
- Die.
- Die.

948
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:03,377
Well, that's not how
you use a trowel.

949
00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:06,130
These robots need our help
more than I thought.

950
00:41:06,672 --> 00:41:09,383
[Gramma] They certainly made
a mess of things.

951
00:41:09,383 --> 00:41:11,802
[Cricket] Luckily,
the Greens are here.

952
00:41:11,802 --> 00:41:13,304
- Yeah!
- [Bill] That's us.

953
00:41:13,554 --> 00:41:16,724
Holy smokes!
Look at these space silos.

954
00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:18,058
They grow crops in there?

955
00:41:18,058 --> 00:41:20,561
This is...
I mean, it's just... I can't even--

956
00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:23,189
Happy you're happy, big guy.
Let's go.

957
00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:24,899
Looks like this is the way in.

958
00:41:24,899 --> 00:41:27,026
Guess we'll see
if anybody's home.

959
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,488
[beeping erratically]

960
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:34,366
[chuckles] Sorry, pal.
Break time's over.

961
00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:37,077
[all laughing]

962
00:41:37,077 --> 00:41:38,370
Uh, where to now?

963
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:41,957
[screaming]

964
00:41:41,957 --> 00:41:44,001
[groans] Well, I'll be.

965
00:41:44,001 --> 00:41:46,545
- [all] Whoa!
- Just look at this place!

966
00:41:46,545 --> 00:41:49,340
We can walk on the ceiling,
or the ground.

967
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,716
Depends on your perspective.

968
00:41:50,716 --> 00:41:52,927
All right, Greens.
Let's get farmin'.

969
00:41:52,927 --> 00:41:54,470
Way ahead of you, boy.

970
00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:58,224
One for the cause,
one for Cookie.

971
00:41:58,224 --> 00:42:00,809
[chomps]

972
00:42:04,772 --> 00:42:07,608
I can't believe
I'm farmin' in space.

973
00:42:07,608 --> 00:42:11,987
I mean, this is a space carrot.
I'm havin' so much fun!

974
00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:16,075
Yeah, my fun meter
is reaching maximum capacity.

975
00:42:16,075 --> 00:42:17,826
[Bill laughs] Mine too!

976
00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,578
Eh, don't mind if I do.

977
00:42:19,578 --> 00:42:21,956
Huh? Hey. Hey, come on. Gimme.

978
00:42:23,249 --> 00:42:25,376
[farmbot]
<i>Organic life detected.</i>

979
00:42:25,376 --> 00:42:27,628
{\an8}<i>Rutabaga? Close enough.</i>

980
00:42:27,628 --> 00:42:29,004
[grunts then yelps]

981
00:42:29,004 --> 00:42:32,341
Uh, guys, something's wrong
with the robots. [yelps]

982
00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,094
- Uh, what now?
- Spaghetti squash, must plant.

983
00:42:35,094 --> 00:42:37,638
Monkey shoe, must jump.
[chuckles]

984
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:39,723
It is fun to say silly things.

985
00:42:43,060 --> 00:42:46,021
Entry 67, I'm beginning to think
these farming robots

986
00:42:46,021 --> 00:42:48,148
do not have
my best interest in mind.

987
00:42:48,691 --> 00:42:49,942
Time to prune.

988
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:54,113
Hypothesis confirmed.
[screams]

989
00:42:54,488 --> 00:42:57,199
[grunts] The farmbots
have gone crazy!

990
00:42:57,199 --> 00:42:59,410
[grunts] They're tryin'
to plant us.

991
00:42:59,410 --> 00:43:01,412
- Errant tomato.
- Errant tomato.

992
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:04,373
- [screams]
- [screams] How do we get outta here?

993
00:43:04,373 --> 00:43:07,167
- Butternut squash, must plant.
- Whoa! [grunts]

994
00:43:07,167 --> 00:43:09,837
I ain't goin' to the ground
till I'm good and ready.

995
00:43:09,837 --> 00:43:11,046
Ha!

996
00:43:12,548 --> 00:43:14,550
[silo powering down]

997
00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,719
We got an exit, boys.
Follow me!

998
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:18,012
Oh, no, not again.

999
00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,639
[Greens screaming]

1000
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:24,184
Get my family outta there
before those evil robots kill them.

1001
00:43:24,184 --> 00:43:26,437
Relax, I'll just call
Commander Voyd.

1002
00:43:26,437 --> 00:43:27,855
She'll take care
of everything.

1003
00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:29,773
<i>Hello, Commander?</i>

1004
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:31,859
<i>Uh, I need you
to take care of everything.</i>

1005
00:43:31,859 --> 00:43:34,361
<i>Hello? Hello? Hello?</i>

1006
00:43:34,361 --> 00:43:38,157
<i>Commander? Commander?
Commander? Hello?</i>

1007
00:43:40,701 --> 00:43:42,786
[all panting]

1008
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:44,747
- Ma, the door!
- What?

1009
00:43:44,747 --> 00:43:46,457
Not today, bozo.

1010
00:43:49,084 --> 00:43:50,586
- Let's get off this rock.
- Right.

1011
00:43:51,170 --> 00:43:53,339
[female automated voice]
<i>Launch sequence failed.</i>

1012
00:43:53,339 --> 00:43:55,132
-"Failed"?
- Wait a second.

1013
00:43:55,132 --> 00:43:57,384
Let me try somethin' else.

1014
00:43:58,052 --> 00:43:59,678
[yelling]

1015
00:43:59,678 --> 00:44:01,764
{\an8}[female automated voice]
<i>Error! Error! Error!</i>

1016
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,057
Something's not working.

1017
00:44:03,057 --> 00:44:04,516
[Colleen] You're not working.

1018
00:44:04,516 --> 00:44:07,394
[shivers and breathes heavily]

1019
00:44:07,394 --> 00:44:09,938
- Commander Voyd?.
- Oh, boy.

1020
00:44:09,938 --> 00:44:12,983
It's a good thing someone on the ship
has a little common sense.

1021
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:16,654
Sorry, Cricket.
I had to release her. We need her help.

1022
00:44:16,654 --> 00:44:19,448
Release her?
I thought she had moon poisoning.

1023
00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:20,908
I'll tell you what happened.

1024
00:44:20,908 --> 00:44:24,411
Your son locked me
in the cryochamber.

1025
00:44:24,411 --> 00:44:25,871
- What?
- Don't listen to her!

1026
00:44:25,871 --> 00:44:29,166
That's the sickness talking.
Must've spread to her brain.

1027
00:44:29,166 --> 00:44:31,960
No, Cricket.
It's time to fess up.

1028
00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:34,171
It's true. I helped the boy.

1029
00:44:34,171 --> 00:44:37,883
And I conspired
to keep it a secret like the monster I am.

1030
00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:39,343
Sorry, Papa.

1031
00:44:40,135 --> 00:44:41,720
Ugh, Cricket.

1032
00:44:41,720 --> 00:44:43,472
Dad, I can explain.

1033
00:44:43,472 --> 00:44:45,349
I mean, I had to do it.

1034
00:44:45,349 --> 00:44:47,559
Colleen was gettin' in the way
of our vacation.

1035
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:51,605
Of course. Of course!
This is exactly like you.

1036
00:44:51,605 --> 00:44:55,109
Someone stands in the way
of what you want, so you steamroll 'em.

1037
00:44:55,109 --> 00:44:56,944
You didn't wanna go
on my road trip,

1038
00:44:56,944 --> 00:44:58,654
so you tricked us into space.

1039
00:44:58,654 --> 00:45:00,072
But you were havin'
a good time.

1040
00:45:00,072 --> 00:45:03,742
Boys, let's just table
this for now. We got company.

1041
00:45:05,828 --> 00:45:07,287
Oh, gosh.

1042
00:45:07,705 --> 00:45:09,248
We gotta get
this spaceship moving.

1043
00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:10,999
Let's head
to the remote terminal.

1044
00:45:10,999 --> 00:45:12,084
Come on!

1045
00:45:13,043 --> 00:45:14,878
- [banging]
- [vocalizes]

1046
00:45:14,878 --> 00:45:17,798
I know, Cookie.
I'm scared, too.

1047
00:45:17,798 --> 00:45:19,717
So, what do we do now?

1048
00:45:19,717 --> 00:45:20,801
There's our problem.

1049
00:45:20,801 --> 00:45:23,721
Garbage has clogged
the engines and blew out a thruster,

1050
00:45:23,721 --> 00:45:24,930
which would not have happened

1051
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:27,558
if I had been here
to navigate the trashteroid field.

1052
00:45:27,683 --> 00:45:28,767
- [loud banging]
- Whoa!

1053
00:45:28,767 --> 00:45:30,060
- Whoa!
- [sighs]

1054
00:45:30,060 --> 00:45:31,478
Let me check the camera feeds.

1055
00:45:33,772 --> 00:45:35,149
They're getting closer.

1056
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,026
We don't have much time.

1057
00:45:38,026 --> 00:45:39,528
- [loud banging]
- [Tilly trembling]

1058
00:45:39,528 --> 00:45:42,281
Then we better fix that
thrust-a-ma-call-it fast.

1059
00:45:42,281 --> 00:45:44,825
The de-trashification process
will take hours.

1060
00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,702
Hours we don't have.

1061
00:45:46,702 --> 00:45:48,787
<i>- Commander Voyd.</i>
- [grunts] Ms. Zapp?

1062
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,956
<i>That's me.
Glad to finally get ahold of you.</i>

1063
00:45:50,956 --> 00:45:52,791
<i>It's been really hard
for some reason.</i>

1064
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,586
<i>No biggie.
We've been tracking your mission.</i>

1065
00:45:55,586 --> 00:45:56,962
<i>Only just now learned</i>

1066
00:45:56,962 --> 00:45:59,673
<i>how dangerous
the malfunctioning farmbots are.</i>

1067
00:45:59,673 --> 00:46:02,092
<i>We definitely did not know
about this earlier.</i>

1068
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:03,761
[Nancy] <i>She's lying!</i>

1069
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,430
<i>Anyhoo, I see
the ship's thrusty has gone busty.</i>

1070
00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:08,390
<i>Trouble with the space garbo, huh?</i>

1071
00:46:08,390 --> 00:46:09,767
Yes, ma'am.

1072
00:46:09,767 --> 00:46:13,729
<i>Hmm, in that case,
why don't you use the emergency escape pod</i>

1073
00:46:13,729 --> 00:46:15,397
<i>to complete the mish, huh?</i>

1074
00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:16,482
[chuckles] <i>Do it now!</i>

1075
00:46:16,482 --> 00:46:17,566
Of course, Ms. Zapp.

1076
00:46:17,566 --> 00:46:20,277
There's an escape pod?
Thank goodness.

1077
00:46:22,821 --> 00:46:26,158
Only one seat, huh?
Well, if we squeeze in, I'm sure...

1078
00:46:26,158 --> 00:46:30,662
Oh. Or we can have the vegetables be in
the seat. Guilty of doin' that before.

1079
00:46:30,662 --> 00:46:33,040
Uh, Commander, you sure
there's room for all of us--

1080
00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:37,878
- [all exclaiming]
- Oh, man.

1081
00:46:37,878 --> 00:46:40,297
- Mission accomplished, Ms. Zapp.
<i>- Nice.</i>

1082
00:46:40,297 --> 00:46:42,591
What? You didn't
accomplish squat!

1083
00:46:42,591 --> 00:46:44,176
You're supposed to save us!

1084
00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:45,344
[Colleen] To the contrary.

1085
00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:48,096
Getting the crops
safely to BigTech is the mission.

1086
00:46:48,096 --> 00:46:51,517
And Zapp-stronaut rules
state the mission always comes first.

1087
00:46:51,517 --> 00:46:53,477
Even ahead of our own lives?

1088
00:46:53,477 --> 00:46:57,022
[Gwendolyn laughing
maniacally]

1089
00:46:57,022 --> 00:46:59,733
<i>Yes. Especially ahead
of your own lives.</i>

1090
00:46:59,733 --> 00:47:02,778
Anyhoo, nice work, Commander.
You saved the day.

1091
00:47:02,778 --> 00:47:06,448
And by day, I mean
the thing I care about, my space crops.

1092
00:47:06,448 --> 00:47:09,993
- It is my duty, nay, my honor to--
- 'Kay, bye!

1093
00:47:09,993 --> 00:47:12,204
That Commander,
always a hoot and a half.

1094
00:47:12,204 --> 00:47:14,081
Hey, what about my family?

1095
00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,417
You need to turn
that escape pod around for them right now.

1096
00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,419
Hmm. No can do.

1097
00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:21,672
Your family
will either figure it out,

1098
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,049
or they'll have
sacrificed themselves for a noble cause.

1099
00:47:24,049 --> 00:47:25,926
[chuckles] It's a win-win.

1100
00:47:25,926 --> 00:47:29,763
How can you value a bunch of space plants
over people's lives?

1101
00:47:29,763 --> 00:47:34,101
Oh, you wanna know why I care so much
about these space plants?

1102
00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:36,103
- Mmm...
- Not really, no.

1103
00:47:36,103 --> 00:47:37,563
I'll tell you why.

1104
00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:40,440
It all started
when I was in kindergarten,

1105
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,985
AKA, a breeding ground
for mediocrity.

1106
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:48,699
But I rose above all those little
nose pickers because I had ideas.

1107
00:47:50,826 --> 00:47:53,829
<i>♪ When I was born ♪</i>

1108
00:47:53,829 --> 00:47:56,123
<i>♪ The doctor
looked at me and said ♪</i>

1109
00:47:56,123 --> 00:47:58,709
<i>♪ He could've sworn ♪</i>

1110
00:47:58,709 --> 00:48:00,878
<i>♪ There were two brains
inside my head ♪</i>

1111
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:03,380
<i>♪ 'Cause it was big ♪</i>

1112
00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:05,799
<i>♪ It was so big
and full of dreams ♪</i>

1113
00:48:05,799 --> 00:48:07,926
<i>♪ She'll have ideas ♪</i>

1114
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:11,138
<i>♪ She'll turn things
into smart machines ♪</i>

1115
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:14,641
[gasps] And he was right.

1116
00:48:14,641 --> 00:48:16,143
You wanna know
how smart I was?

1117
00:48:16,143 --> 00:48:18,478
That doctor wasn't a he,
it was a she.

1118
00:48:18,478 --> 00:48:21,648
And that doctor was me.
Yeah, I delivered myself!

1119
00:48:21,648 --> 00:48:24,401
Let's find a way to get that escape pod
back to the asteroid.

1120
00:48:25,068 --> 00:48:27,487
<i>♪ My future was bright ♪</i>

1121
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,740
<i>♪ All the kids
looked up to me ♪</i>

1122
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:32,242
<i>♪ I had foresight ♪</i>

1123
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:34,661
<i>♪ I was a visionary ♪</i>

1124
00:48:34,661 --> 00:48:37,039
<i>♪ But then one day ♪</i>

1125
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,166
<i>♪ When I thought
I had it all ♪</i>

1126
00:48:39,166 --> 00:48:40,918
<i>♪ There came Ms. Kay ♪</i>

1127
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:44,755
<i>♪ And she made me feel
so very small ♪</i>

1128
00:48:45,964 --> 00:48:48,300
[Gwendolyn] <i>She was
my kindergarten teacher, you see.</i>

1129
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,843
<i>And I drew a picture.</i>

1130
00:48:49,843 --> 00:48:54,056
<i>A picture of the future, when I would
one day grow vegetables in space.</i>

1131
00:48:54,056 --> 00:48:55,432
<i>And you know what she did?</i>

1132
00:48:55,432 --> 00:48:59,519
<i>She laughed and said,
"What a cute little fantasy."</i>

1133
00:49:03,607 --> 00:49:05,651
<i>♪ So now you see ♪</i>

1134
00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:08,695
<i>♪ It was Ms. Kay
who crushed my dreams ♪</i>

1135
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,781
<i>♪ But that fueled me ♪</i>

1136
00:49:10,781 --> 00:49:13,325
<i>♪ To take my life
to great extremes ♪</i>

1137
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,160
<i>♪ I've devoted each day ♪</i>

1138
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:18,080
<i>♪ To space cabbage and kale ♪</i>

1139
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:19,915
<i>♪ But it was the only way ♪</i>

1140
00:49:20,374 --> 00:49:26,797
<i>♪ To get revenge
on a major scale ♪</i>

1141
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:32,886
<i>♪ Which again is why
this initiative ♪</i>

1142
00:49:32,886 --> 00:49:39,810
<i>♪ Cannot fail ♪</i>

1143
00:49:41,603 --> 00:49:44,731
Wait, is that, like,
your teacher from the song?

1144
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:48,151
Hello, I seem to have
gotten lost in your floor.

1145
00:49:48,151 --> 00:49:51,655
At last we meet again,
my sworn nemesis.

1146
00:49:51,655 --> 00:49:53,907
"Nothing but a cute
little fantasy," huh?

1147
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:59,162
Well, what's a fantasy now,
you old cow? [laughs]

1148
00:50:01,498 --> 00:50:03,250
[repeating] What do we do?
What do we do?

1149
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:05,585
Look, family, it's obvious
what we should do.

1150
00:50:05,585 --> 00:50:09,089
We go out there
and we show those bots who's boss.

1151
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:10,590
They're not that scary.

1152
00:50:10,590 --> 00:50:12,843
- [screams]
- Howdy, folks.

1153
00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:13,927
[all scream]

1154
00:50:13,927 --> 00:50:16,471
D-I-E-I-O.

1155
00:50:16,471 --> 00:50:18,724
That glass isn't gonna
hold them for long.

1156
00:50:18,724 --> 00:50:20,726
Come on,
let's move to the cargo bay.

1157
00:50:23,729 --> 00:50:25,147
Ah, we're doomed.

1158
00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:27,649
Let's face it.
Commander Voyd Of Intelligence

1159
00:50:27,649 --> 00:50:29,776
cost us
our only way outta here.

1160
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:32,362
Need I remind you
none of this would've happened

1161
00:50:32,362 --> 00:50:35,198
had you not frozen
every cell in my body!

1162
00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,284
There must be
somethin' we can do.

1163
00:50:37,284 --> 00:50:40,829
To stand any chance of making it off
this charred piece of space dust,

1164
00:50:40,829 --> 00:50:42,873
we gotta hit these toasters
where it hurts.

1165
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,583
The off button.

1166
00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,001
Let me show you.

1167
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:47,210
[gasps] You did it!

1168
00:50:47,210 --> 00:50:48,795
- That was just the lights.
- Oh.

1169
00:50:48,795 --> 00:50:50,797
There's a kill switch
in the main power core

1170
00:50:50,797 --> 00:50:52,841
that will shut down
every single farmbot.

1171
00:50:52,841 --> 00:50:54,843
But it's all the way
on the other side.

1172
00:50:54,843 --> 00:50:56,553
{\an8}We'd never make it on foot.

1173
00:50:56,553 --> 00:50:59,014
Oh, great.
I guess we'll just die.

1174
00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:00,348
Ma...

1175
00:51:00,932 --> 00:51:02,225
Or...

1176
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:04,686
we can drive.

1177
00:51:06,271 --> 00:51:07,981
Guys, we're in. We're--

1178
00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:19,910
- Do you think they can see--
- We see you. Get 'em.

1179
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:21,244
- [Greens scream]
- Time to move.

1180
00:51:23,830 --> 00:51:25,207
[tires screeching]

1181
00:51:25,707 --> 00:51:27,084
[Cricket] Yeah!

1182
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,711
Wow! That thruster's
got some kick.

1183
00:51:29,711 --> 00:51:31,171
You think it'll
hold on the back?

1184
00:51:31,171 --> 00:51:34,049
Well, I did use
my best bungee cords.

1185
00:51:34,049 --> 00:51:35,842
But I'm havin' trouble
with the steering.

1186
00:51:35,842 --> 00:51:37,594
That's because
you steer with this.

1187
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,429
The whole system
is tied to the tablet.

1188
00:51:39,429 --> 00:51:40,639
Ooh, let me drive.

1189
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:42,974
I think you've steered
this family around enough.

1190
00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:46,561
Yeah, you drive. You wanted to take us
on a road trip anyway.

1191
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:50,649
Oh, yeah.
This is exactly what I had in mind.

1192
00:51:54,402 --> 00:51:56,571
I reckon you should die.

1193
00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:58,073
What is wrong with them?

1194
00:51:58,073 --> 00:52:01,993
Whatever their malfunction, these bots
are obviously unstable and very dangerous.

1195
00:52:01,993 --> 00:52:04,162
- [shudders]
- What a coincidence.

1196
00:52:04,162 --> 00:52:05,747
- So am I.
- [beeping]

1197
00:52:05,747 --> 00:52:08,208
Yippee ki-yay, mower-tractors!

1198
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:11,503
[laughs]

1199
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,048
- Yeah!
- Whoo-hoo!

1200
00:52:15,048 --> 00:52:17,050
- Whoo!
- Ripe for the picking.

1201
00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:19,261
[laughs]

1202
00:52:19,261 --> 00:52:20,762
Oh, good golly!

1203
00:52:20,762 --> 00:52:22,097
Nice severing, Cricket.

1204
00:52:22,097 --> 00:52:23,181
[gasps] Cookie!

1205
00:52:23,181 --> 00:52:25,142
[exclaims in panic]
You're okay, you're okay.

1206
00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,979
Oh, you messed
with the wrong glob of goo.

1207
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,230
- Get him.
- [Cookie squeals]

1208
00:52:30,230 --> 00:52:33,692
[screaming hysterically]

1209
00:52:33,692 --> 00:52:34,776
Oh, yeah.

1210
00:52:35,694 --> 00:52:37,737
Hey, this is actually going
shockingly well.

1211
00:52:37,737 --> 00:52:39,281
- [grunts]
- Papa!

1212
00:52:39,281 --> 00:52:40,949
- Dad!
- Watermelon harvested.

1213
00:52:40,949 --> 00:52:42,117
- Yeehaw!
- [Bill screaming]

1214
00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:44,286
[groans] You, take the wheel.

1215
00:52:44,286 --> 00:52:45,662
- On it.
- I'll be back.

1216
00:52:45,662 --> 00:52:47,164
Oh, my gosh!

1217
00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:51,376
[breathes heavily]

1218
00:52:51,376 --> 00:52:52,627
- Ha!
- [Bill yells]

1219
00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:58,133
Whoa... Oh.

1220
00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,846
[gasps] Colleen, you saved me!

1221
00:53:02,846 --> 00:53:04,097
- Saving.
- Huh?

1222
00:53:04,097 --> 00:53:05,432
I'm saving you.

1223
00:53:05,432 --> 00:53:07,434
- [gasps]
- All right, I'll take the left side.

1224
00:53:07,434 --> 00:53:09,936
You curl up into a ball
while the right side swarms you

1225
00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:11,062
until I--

1226
00:53:11,938 --> 00:53:12,981
That works too.

1227
00:53:13,398 --> 00:53:14,399
Come on, get in.

1228
00:53:16,568 --> 00:53:18,820
We must be close
to the kill switch, right?

1229
00:53:18,820 --> 00:53:20,280
Looks like we're almost there.

1230
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:22,032
The power core's
just up ahead,

1231
00:53:22,032 --> 00:53:24,159
right over that
large and jagged cliff.

1232
00:53:24,951 --> 00:53:27,162
- [all gasp]
- I'm sensing a problem.

1233
00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:30,248
What do we do?
It's a ding dang dead-end.

1234
00:53:33,293 --> 00:53:35,587
I got an idea.
We're gonna jump.

1235
00:53:35,587 --> 00:53:37,881
What? No, no, that's crazy.

1236
00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:38,965
I'm goin' for it.

1237
00:53:40,383 --> 00:53:41,801
[Bill] Cricket!

1238
00:53:41,801 --> 00:53:44,554
[Cricket]
Just gotta hit that ramp.

1239
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,057
- Look out!
- Dad, what are you doing?

1240
00:53:47,057 --> 00:53:49,643
Trying to keep
this family safe!

1241
00:53:50,602 --> 00:53:52,729
Are you two out of your minds?

1242
00:53:52,729 --> 00:53:54,231
Give me the wheel!

1243
00:53:54,231 --> 00:53:56,441
Dad, I got it under control.

1244
00:53:56,441 --> 00:53:57,776
[Bill] Cricket, no!

1245
00:53:57,776 --> 00:54:00,528
[all screaming]

1246
00:54:00,528 --> 00:54:01,863
[Bill] We're gonna crash!

1247
00:54:06,493 --> 00:54:08,161
- [all groan]
- Are we there yet?

1248
00:54:08,161 --> 00:54:10,038
The kill switch.
[grunts] [breathes heavily]

1249
00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:16,878
Sweet dreams, farmnots.

1250
00:54:16,878 --> 00:54:18,838
[grunting] Come on.

1251
00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,894
Y'all come back now.

1252
00:54:33,937 --> 00:54:35,689
[laughs] Whoo-hoo!

1253
00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:38,316
See, Dad?
Told you jumpin' would work.

1254
00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:41,695
And since Gwendolyn
got her veggies, we completed the mission.

1255
00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,447
So, let's get this vacation
back on track.

1256
00:54:44,572 --> 00:54:45,907
- [spark buzzing]
- Now, who's ready

1257
00:54:45,907 --> 00:54:47,826
to go to the Space Hotel?

1258
00:54:48,451 --> 00:54:50,120
- Oh!
- [all gasp]

1259
00:54:50,578 --> 00:54:51,913
That can't be good.

1260
00:54:51,913 --> 00:54:53,164
<i>It isn't.</i>

1261
00:54:53,164 --> 00:54:55,125
<i>Y'all done
goofed again, Greens.</i>

1262
00:54:55,125 --> 00:54:57,752
<i>Crashing into the power core
caused an energy surge</i>

1263
00:54:57,752 --> 00:55:00,755
<i>that is blowing up
the space shuttles one by one.</i>

1264
00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:08,305
Uh, those things
were eyesores anyway. [chuckles]

1265
00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:10,807
Let's get off this rock
and head to the Space Hotel.

1266
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:11,891
<i>You don't get it.</i>

1267
00:55:11,891 --> 00:55:16,021
<i>Each explosion pushes the asteroid
a little further off its orbit.</i>

1268
00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:18,773
If the last station blows,
FYI, that's where you're standing...

1269
00:55:18,773 --> 00:55:19,858
[all gasp]

1270
00:55:19,858 --> 00:55:23,695
{\an8}<i>...the asteroid will be set on a direct
collision course with Big City.</i>

1271
00:55:25,196 --> 00:55:26,448
[all gasp]

1272
00:55:26,448 --> 00:55:29,451
Okay. [chuckles nervously]
There's gotta be a way to stop it, right?

1273
00:55:29,451 --> 00:55:31,286
<i>Lucky for you, there is.</i>

1274
00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:34,497
<i>There's a maroon wire
you need to find and cut.</i>

1275
00:55:34,497 --> 00:55:36,624
<i>Not to be confused
with the burgundy wire.</i>

1276
00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:39,377
<i>- Cutting that would sever all communica--</i>
- Found it.

1277
00:55:39,377 --> 00:55:40,462
Am I a hero?

1278
00:55:40,962 --> 00:55:42,505
- No!
- Cricket!

1279
00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:45,508
[chuckles nervously]
That might have been burgundy.

1280
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,135
[sighs] Fan out.

1281
00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:48,845
We gotta find that wire.

1282
00:55:53,058 --> 00:55:54,309
[grunts in frustration]

1283
00:55:58,146 --> 00:56:01,024
Uh, Dad, why'd you
grab the wheel from me?

1284
00:56:02,150 --> 00:56:03,943
We'll talk about this later.

1285
00:56:04,194 --> 00:56:06,112
Cool. Just shut me down again.

1286
00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:09,699
You know, I had everything under control
until you ruined my plan.

1287
00:56:09,699 --> 00:56:12,786
Are you really trying
to blame me right now?

1288
00:56:12,786 --> 00:56:15,663
None of this would've happened
if you hadn't been so reckless

1289
00:56:15,663 --> 00:56:18,083
and brought us to space
in the first place!

1290
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,585
Do not roll your eyes at me!

1291
00:56:20,585 --> 00:56:24,089
Hey, Rule 83-F states "No distracting
arguments during a crisis."

1292
00:56:24,089 --> 00:56:25,590
- [rumbling]
- [all yelp]

1293
00:56:25,590 --> 00:56:29,135
Well, excuse me for trying
to do something nice for this family

1294
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:31,388
by giving them
an exciting vacation

1295
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:34,349
instead of the same trip
as last year.

1296
00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:37,185
At least my vacation
wouldn't have got us killed!

1297
00:56:37,185 --> 00:56:38,728
Bill, that's enough.

1298
00:56:40,021 --> 00:56:43,233
This is all because of you
and your crazy ideas.

1299
00:56:43,233 --> 00:56:45,527
My ideas are not crazy.

1300
00:56:45,527 --> 00:56:49,114
They're exciting.
You're just too boring to recognize that.

1301
00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:52,951
I recognize your ideas
always end in disaster.

1302
00:56:52,951 --> 00:56:55,453
Cricket, all your ideas
have been bad.

1303
00:56:55,453 --> 00:56:57,038
What do you want me to say?

1304
00:56:57,038 --> 00:56:59,749
I'm sorry,
I don't like bad ideas.

1305
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:01,126
I get it.

1306
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:03,878
When you say
you don't like my ideas,

1307
00:57:03,878 --> 00:57:06,881
what you're really saying
is you don't like me.

1308
00:57:06,881 --> 00:57:10,552
Come on, come on, come on.
Maroon wire. Maroon wire.

1309
00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:12,053
And that's fine

1310
00:57:12,053 --> 00:57:15,390
because I don't like you.

1311
00:57:18,351 --> 00:57:19,978
Cricket! The wire!

1312
00:57:20,979 --> 00:57:21,980
[both gasp]

1313
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:31,197
[breathing heavily]

1314
00:57:31,197 --> 00:57:32,323
Family?

1315
00:57:32,323 --> 00:57:33,741
- [Tilly yelps]
- Tilly?

1316
00:57:33,741 --> 00:57:36,453
- Gramma!
- Tilly, grab my hand!

1317
00:57:36,453 --> 00:57:37,745
[breathing heavily]

1318
00:57:39,831 --> 00:57:42,208
- [breathing heavily]
- [both grunt]

1319
00:57:42,208 --> 00:57:43,877
Son! Son!

1320
00:57:43,877 --> 00:57:47,380
[breathing heavily] No! No!

1321
00:57:56,097 --> 00:57:58,683
[alarm blaring]

1322
00:57:58,683 --> 00:58:00,185
Ooh, not good.

1323
00:58:00,185 --> 00:58:02,687
- [all yelling]
- No.

1324
00:58:02,687 --> 00:58:05,899
If there's one thing I love,
it's being alive!

1325
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:07,400
<i>Breaking news.</i>

1326
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:09,903
{\an8}<i>An asteroid is headed
straight for Big City.</i>

1327
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,572
{\an8}<i>Sources say
we're all going to die.</i>

1328
00:58:12,572 --> 00:58:13,656
{\an8}[screams]

1329
00:58:15,492 --> 00:58:16,993
[people screaming]

1330
00:58:18,411 --> 00:58:19,662
Oh, that's terrible.

1331
00:58:20,246 --> 00:58:24,334
[gasps] Oh!
This is objectively so much worse!

1332
00:58:24,876 --> 00:58:26,085
[male computerized voice] <i>Package arrived.</i>

1333
00:58:26,085 --> 00:58:27,962
Yay! Boop.

1334
00:58:30,256 --> 00:58:31,466
What are you doing?

1335
00:58:31,466 --> 00:58:33,801
You have to stop the asteroid!

1336
00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:37,263
My crops. They're here!

1337
00:58:38,014 --> 00:58:40,391
Oh, and they're perfect.

1338
00:58:44,562 --> 00:58:48,816
Ms. Kay, my greatest nemesis,
I have finally done it.

1339
00:58:48,816 --> 00:58:52,153
I have grown vegetables
in space!

1340
00:58:52,153 --> 00:58:55,490
I have finally
proved you wrong.

1341
00:58:55,490 --> 00:59:00,078
[laughs maniacally]

1342
00:59:00,828 --> 00:59:02,413
How wonderful.

1343
00:59:02,413 --> 00:59:03,748
[mumbling] Wha--

1344
00:59:03,748 --> 00:59:06,459
I'm so proud
of you, Gwendolyn.

1345
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:08,461
Have a gold star.

1346
00:59:08,461 --> 00:59:09,546
[gasps]

1347
00:59:13,550 --> 00:59:14,551
Boop.

1348
00:59:15,218 --> 00:59:16,219
Wow.

1349
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:20,139
Finally hearing you say that
after all this time...

1350
00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:22,976
was deeply unsatisfying.

1351
00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:24,894
{\an8}Well, maybe
my next revenge plot

1352
00:59:24,894 --> 00:59:28,898
{\an8}will finally fill
the vast void deep in my cold, dark heart.

1353
00:59:28,898 --> 00:59:30,191
Eh, probably not.

1354
00:59:30,191 --> 00:59:31,609
What is wrong with you?

1355
00:59:31,609 --> 00:59:34,654
An asteroid is headed
right towards us! Do something!

1356
00:59:34,654 --> 00:59:37,740
Oh, thanks for the reminder.
Gotta skedaddle.

1357
00:59:38,908 --> 00:59:41,995
Time for a little a vacay
at my compound on Mars.

1358
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:45,248
Just until this whole thing
blows over, you know, or blows up.

1359
00:59:45,957 --> 00:59:49,460
Either way, bye! Whee!

1360
00:59:56,175 --> 00:59:57,510
See ya, suckers!

1361
00:59:58,344 --> 01:00:02,098
She left us! We're dead!
So very dead! [hyperventilates]

1362
01:00:02,098 --> 01:00:04,267
Stay with me, Gloria.
This isn't over yet.

1363
01:00:05,643 --> 01:00:07,645
- Ms. Kay!
- Huh?

1364
01:00:07,645 --> 01:00:09,939
There's a button
on the control panel over there

1365
01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:12,567
{\an8}that says "Release."
We need you to push it.

1366
01:00:13,651 --> 01:00:15,194
[grunting]

1367
01:00:16,112 --> 01:00:21,200
[grunting softly]

1368
01:00:21,326 --> 01:00:23,453
Oh, she'll never
get there in time.

1369
01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,955
[Ms. Kay grunting]

1370
01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:27,457
All right, plan B.

1371
01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:28,750
For boot.

1372
01:00:34,005 --> 01:00:35,256
Second time's the charm.

1373
01:00:37,634 --> 01:00:39,052
- [beeping]
- [both yell]

1374
01:00:39,177 --> 01:00:43,056
I'm all outta boots, kid.
I'm all outta boots.

1375
01:00:43,056 --> 01:00:46,434
I'm so sorry, Nancy.
I wish I could've done more.

1376
01:00:49,354 --> 01:00:52,148
Wait, I can.
I'm wearing shoes.

1377
01:00:53,149 --> 01:00:56,194
Shoe. I'm wearing shoe.

1378
01:00:56,694 --> 01:00:59,947
Come on, Gloria.
Everyone's counting on you.

1379
01:00:59,947 --> 01:01:02,033
[breathes deeply]

1380
01:01:02,617 --> 01:01:06,287
Just take your shot and...

1381
01:01:06,287 --> 01:01:07,622
[shouts] Yah!

1382
01:01:10,458 --> 01:01:11,459
[Ms. Kay yells]

1383
01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:12,543
- Ooh.
-,No!

1384
01:01:12,543 --> 01:01:14,379
Oh! [grunts]

1385
01:01:14,796 --> 01:01:15,922
[both yell]

1386
01:01:15,922 --> 01:01:17,256
[grunts]

1387
01:01:17,548 --> 01:01:19,342
Hmm? Ooh!

1388
01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:20,760
[groans]

1389
01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:23,179
Dream team?

1390
01:01:23,179 --> 01:01:25,098
[gasps] You said it.

1391
01:01:25,098 --> 01:01:26,808
Dream team.

1392
01:01:26,808 --> 01:01:28,810
I think
you dropped this, dear.

1393
01:01:28,810 --> 01:01:30,228
All right, what's next?

1394
01:01:30,228 --> 01:01:32,271
We have to find a way
to contact my family.

1395
01:01:34,607 --> 01:01:35,608
What?

1396
01:01:38,903 --> 01:01:40,822
No. No.

1397
01:01:41,364 --> 01:01:43,991
No! We're too late.

1398
01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:45,326
- [computer beeps softly]
- Huh?

1399
01:01:49,789 --> 01:01:53,918
[breathing heavily]

1400
01:01:53,918 --> 01:01:56,129
Gramma?

1401
01:01:56,129 --> 01:01:58,381
Uh... Tilly!

1402
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,050
[breathes heavily]

1403
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:02,135
Dad?

1404
01:02:03,594 --> 01:02:04,887
Dad.

1405
01:02:08,808 --> 01:02:11,144
<i>♪ I had my fun ♪</i>

1406
01:02:11,144 --> 01:02:12,979
<i>♪ Now it's done ♪</i>

1407
01:02:13,813 --> 01:02:17,150
<i>♪ And so is my Big City ♪</i>

1408
01:02:17,942 --> 01:02:20,820
♪<i>I wanted to try
somethin' new ♪</i>

1409
01:02:20,820 --> 01:02:24,907
<i>♪ Now all I have
is self-pity ♪</i>

1410
01:02:24,907 --> 01:02:29,245
<i>♪ I made mistakes
I caused heartbreaks ♪</i>

1411
01:02:29,871 --> 01:02:33,040
<i>♪ And now
I'm filled with dread ♪</i>

1412
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:35,752
<i>♪ 'Cause by far the worst ♪</i>

1413
01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:37,545
<i>♪ Was my outburst ♪</i>

1414
01:02:37,545 --> 01:02:40,965
<i>♪ That ding-dang stuff
I said ♪</i>

1415
01:02:41,841 --> 01:02:43,593
<i>♪ If you're a dad ♪</i>

1416
01:02:43,593 --> 01:02:45,595
<i>♪ It feels so bad ♪</i>

1417
01:02:45,595 --> 01:02:49,056
<i>♪ When your son
tells you you're crummy ♪</i>

1418
01:02:50,016 --> 01:02:53,561
<i>♪ I told him "No"
like in that tableau ♪</i>

1419
01:02:53,561 --> 01:02:57,607
<i>♪ So much
it drove him from me ♪</i>

1420
01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:01,861
<i>♪ If I had the chance
I'd change my stance ♪</i>

1421
01:03:01,861 --> 01:03:04,530
<i>♪ And show my heart instead ♪</i>

1422
01:03:05,114 --> 01:03:09,619
<i>♪ But that ship has sailed
I big-time failed ♪</i>

1423
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,914
- <i>♪ With that ding-dang stuff I said ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Ding-dang stuff I said ♪</i>

1424
01:03:13,206 --> 01:03:17,043
<i>♪ Now that I know I hurt you ♪</i>

1425
01:03:17,043 --> 01:03:21,130
<i>♪ Feels like a part of me
is lost ♪</i>

1426
01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:26,219
<i>♪ But I made my choices ♪</i>

1427
01:03:26,219 --> 01:03:29,514
<i>♪ Now I gotta live
with the cost ♪</i>

1428
01:03:29,847 --> 01:03:33,810
<i>♪ These were to be memories ♪</i>

1429
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:37,146
<i>♪ We'd smile as we recall ♪</i>

1430
01:03:37,146 --> 01:03:42,109
<i>♪ But with no family there
to share them with ♪</i>

1431
01:03:42,109 --> 01:03:45,613
<i>♪ Why remember them at all? ♪</i>

1432
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:49,951
<i>♪ I really goofed
My world's gone poof ♪</i>

1433
01:03:49,951 --> 01:03:52,995
<i>♪ And I'm the one to blame ♪</i>

1434
01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:55,540
- <i>♪ Oh, Dad was right ♪</i>
- <i>♪ I ain't too bright ♪</i>

1435
01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,500
<i>- ♪ I think I might ♪
- ♪ Our pointless fight ♪</i>

1436
01:03:57,500 --> 01:03:59,252
<i>♪ Be forever
filled with shame ♪</i>

1437
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,003
<i>♪ I could see
I caused him pain ♪</i>

1438
01:04:01,003 --> 01:04:05,091
<i>♪ Now that I know I hurt you ♪</i>

1439
01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:09,178
<i>♪ Feels like a part
of me is lost ♪</i>

1440
01:04:09,178 --> 01:04:13,266
<i>♪ But I made my choices ♪</i>

1441
01:04:13,266 --> 01:04:17,270
<i>♪ Now I gotta
live with the cost ♪</i>

1442
01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:19,355
- <i>♪ But it's too late ♪</i>
- <i>♪ Oh, what a fate ♪</i>

1443
01:04:19,355 --> 01:04:21,607
- <i>♪ To set things straight ♪</i>
- <i>♪ It isn't great ♪</i>

1444
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:24,485
<i>♪ That dream is nearly dead ♪</i>

1445
01:04:25,111 --> 01:04:29,699
<i>♪ If I could redo
one mistake-aroo ♪</i>

1446
01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:33,619
<i>♪ It would be
the catastrophe ♪</i>

1447
01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:37,623
<i>♪ Of those silly screams
I didn't mean ♪</i>

1448
01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:41,168
<i>♪ That ding-dang stuff ♪</i>

1449
01:04:41,752 --> 01:04:45,089
<i>♪ That ding-dang stuff ♪</i>

1450
01:04:45,798 --> 01:04:51,095
<i>♪ That awful stuff ♪</i>

1451
01:04:52,471 --> 01:04:54,932
<i>♪ I said ♪</i>

1452
01:04:58,311 --> 01:04:59,645
[Nancy in distance] Cricket!

1453
01:04:59,645 --> 01:05:02,565
Cricket!

1454
01:05:03,983 --> 01:05:04,984
Mom?

1455
01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:07,737
Pumpkin! You're alive!

1456
01:05:07,737 --> 01:05:08,821
Mom!

1457
01:05:08,821 --> 01:05:11,908
[grunts] Mom.

1458
01:05:12,116 --> 01:05:14,577
Cricket, look, I don't know
how long this signal will hold

1459
01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:15,661
and we don't have much time.

1460
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:19,332
The asteroid's on its way and we gotta
figure out a way to save Big City.

1461
01:05:19,332 --> 01:05:20,833
<i>Any ideas, kiddo?</i>

1462
01:05:20,833 --> 01:05:22,084
I...

1463
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:24,837
No, all my ideas are bad.

1464
01:05:25,004 --> 01:05:28,299
<i>Well, unless somebody thinks of something,
we're all going to die!</i>

1465
01:05:28,299 --> 01:05:33,512
<i>What Gloria means
is right now there are no bad ideas.</i>

1466
01:05:33,512 --> 01:05:35,097
[scoffs] Tell that to Dad.

1467
01:05:35,097 --> 01:05:37,099
He said all my ideas
are crazy.

1468
01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,227
I'm startin' to think
he's right.

1469
01:05:40,227 --> 01:05:43,356
It was my idea to go to space,
and look where that got everyone.

1470
01:05:43,356 --> 01:05:45,316
If I tried
to save Big City, I...

1471
01:05:45,316 --> 01:05:48,736
I'd probably end up
hittin' it with a second, bigger asteroid

1472
01:05:48,736 --> 01:05:50,071
and double destroyin' it.

1473
01:05:53,407 --> 01:05:55,368
Ouch! What was that for?

1474
01:05:55,368 --> 01:05:57,244
Cricket Green,
you listen to me.

1475
01:05:57,244 --> 01:05:59,872
Sure, some of your ideas
can be a bit crazy,

1476
01:05:59,872 --> 01:06:03,459
but crazy problems
need crazy solutions.

1477
01:06:03,459 --> 01:06:06,253
<i>I know you and your dad
don't always see eye to eye,</i>

1478
01:06:06,253 --> 01:06:09,298
<i>but you two are more alike
than you may realize.</i>

1479
01:06:09,298 --> 01:06:11,050
<i>You both do
what's best for the family,</i>

1480
01:06:11,050 --> 01:06:13,386
<i>you just go about it
in different ways.</i>

1481
01:06:13,386 --> 01:06:15,596
<i>And I believe
with all my heart</i>

1482
01:06:15,596 --> 01:06:18,099
<i>that if y'all could appreciate
each other's strengths,</i>

1483
01:06:18,099 --> 01:06:20,309
<i>there's nothin' you can't do.</i>

1484
01:06:20,309 --> 01:06:22,228
<i>- Cricket?</i>
- Mom?

1485
01:06:22,228 --> 01:06:24,397
Dang signal. Mom?

1486
01:06:24,397 --> 01:06:25,898
<i>You can do this.</i>

1487
01:06:29,318 --> 01:06:30,861
I can do this?

1488
01:06:30,861 --> 01:06:33,114
I can do this!

1489
01:06:33,114 --> 01:06:35,992
Come on, Leggy,
we've got a city to save.

1490
01:06:37,410 --> 01:06:39,286
[grunting]

1491
01:06:39,286 --> 01:06:40,496
Huh?

1492
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:47,795
Bingo-bango.

1493
01:06:49,296 --> 01:06:50,297
[horn honks]

1494
01:06:53,634 --> 01:06:54,927
- Bill!
- Papa!

1495
01:06:54,927 --> 01:06:56,303
Hi, Dad.

1496
01:06:56,303 --> 01:06:57,388
Cricket?

1497
01:06:57,388 --> 01:06:59,306
- Uh, look, -so, um--
- Hey, um--

1498
01:06:59,306 --> 01:07:02,727
Enough mushy-mash!
How are we gonna stop that lousy asteroid?

1499
01:07:02,727 --> 01:07:04,186
All those people
gettin' smooshed

1500
01:07:04,186 --> 01:07:06,397
would put a real damper
on this vacation.

1501
01:07:06,397 --> 01:07:09,400
Rule Alpha Prime,
"At your lowest moment, call Gwendolyn."

1502
01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,569
She will always possess
the answer you seek.

1503
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:12,653
[line ringing]

1504
01:07:12,653 --> 01:07:14,488
[message] <i>Hi.
This is Gwendolyn Zapp.</i>

1505
01:07:14,488 --> 01:07:17,033
<i>If you're calling
about the imminent asteroid collision,</i>

1506
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,286
<i>I've turned my back on Earth
and started a new life on Mars.</i>

1507
01:07:20,286 --> 01:07:21,746
Viva la <i>Mars!</i>

1508
01:07:21,746 --> 01:07:25,124
- [line disconnects]
- Gwendolyn abandoned us?

1509
01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:26,876
Yeah, big surprise there.

1510
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:29,253
I spent my whole career
following her rules

1511
01:07:29,253 --> 01:07:32,423
because I believed she was leading us
towards a better tomorrow,

1512
01:07:32,423 --> 01:07:34,550
but she abandoned us!

1513
01:07:34,550 --> 01:07:35,968
Yep, she's a stinker.

1514
01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:38,637
This whole time she was
only in it for herself?

1515
01:07:38,637 --> 01:07:41,140
My whole life is a lie?

1516
01:07:41,140 --> 01:07:43,851
- [sobbing]
- I'm gonna give you a minute.

1517
01:07:43,851 --> 01:07:48,397
Changing the subject, Tilly, look what
I found floatin' around in space.

1518
01:07:48,397 --> 01:07:49,899
Good thing you put
your name on it.

1519
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:51,734
[gasps] My journal!

1520
01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,486
[chuckles]

1521
01:07:53,486 --> 01:07:58,115
So back to that big death ball situation,
what are we gonna do?

1522
01:07:58,115 --> 01:08:02,286
Hmm, I think I've got an idea.

1523
01:08:16,050 --> 01:08:17,051
[chef] Huh?

1524
01:08:17,051 --> 01:08:20,262
- [laughs] Come on, Remy.
- We're going back into orbit.

1525
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:22,890
Be right there.
Just gotta stretch my little leggies.

1526
01:08:22,890 --> 01:08:24,850
[gasps] They made it!

1527
01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:29,063
Hey, Green family. We're about to conga,
and my hips ain't wrong-a.

1528
01:08:29,063 --> 01:08:30,314
Sorry, Remy, no time.

1529
01:08:30,314 --> 01:08:32,024
There's an asteroid headed
for Big City,

1530
01:08:32,024 --> 01:08:34,151
and it's gonna blow up
everyone we know and love.

1531
01:08:34,151 --> 01:08:35,236
[screams]

1532
01:08:35,236 --> 01:08:38,239
Even worse,
Gwendolyn abandoned us!

1533
01:08:38,239 --> 01:08:39,323
[screams]

1534
01:08:39,323 --> 01:08:42,243
No, that's not worse. She's just
goin' through somethin' right now.

1535
01:08:42,243 --> 01:08:44,787
Remy, which way
to the tractor beam control room?

1536
01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:47,248
That way. Go get 'em, Greens.

1537
01:08:48,332 --> 01:08:49,583
Come on, gang, hurry!

1538
01:08:52,169 --> 01:08:53,379
We need a code to get in.

1539
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:55,923
Hey! Using BigTech
clearance codes

1540
01:08:55,923 --> 01:08:58,884
without explicit permission
from Gwendolyn is against the rules.

1541
01:08:58,884 --> 01:09:00,136
Come on! Really?

1542
01:09:02,179 --> 01:09:04,890
But I'm not living
by her rules anymore.

1543
01:09:04,890 --> 01:09:07,810
Whoo-hoo! Okay!
I like Colleen now.

1544
01:09:08,644 --> 01:09:11,605
[male computerized voice]
<i>Access granted. Welcome, Commander Voyd.</i>

1545
01:09:11,605 --> 01:09:13,065
- Yeah!
- It worked!

1546
01:09:13,065 --> 01:09:16,277
My hero may not be a hero,
but I can be.

1547
01:09:16,277 --> 01:09:19,071
Excuse me. Would you
please explain what you are doing?

1548
01:09:19,071 --> 01:09:21,657
Oh, we were just,
uh, breaking in.

1549
01:09:21,657 --> 01:09:23,492
- [all] Cricket!
- I'm sorry, I panicked!

1550
01:09:23,492 --> 01:09:24,827
That is what we thought.

1551
01:09:24,827 --> 01:09:26,912
Unleashing
complementary lasers.

1552
01:09:26,912 --> 01:09:27,997
[all gasp]

1553
01:09:31,208 --> 01:09:32,918
[gasps] The doors!

1554
01:09:32,918 --> 01:09:34,545
Not on Gramma's watch.

1555
01:09:37,214 --> 01:09:38,632
- Hang on.
- [both] Whoa!

1556
01:09:38,632 --> 01:09:40,134
- Let's go.
- [yells]

1557
01:09:42,595 --> 01:09:43,971
What the... [screams]

1558
01:09:44,972 --> 01:09:45,973
Leg?

1559
01:09:48,559 --> 01:09:50,853
I'll never forget you,
Cyber Leg.

1560
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:54,023
[gasps]

1561
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,566
[Greens gasp]

1562
01:09:55,566 --> 01:09:57,985
[sighs] Their lasers
destroyed the controls.

1563
01:09:57,985 --> 01:09:59,695
Don't tell me we came
all this way

1564
01:09:59,695 --> 01:10:01,572
and the beamy-ma-bob
ain't even gonna work.

1565
01:10:01,572 --> 01:10:04,366
The beam still works,
but it's pointed in the wrong direction.

1566
01:10:04,366 --> 01:10:06,619
With the controls blasted,
we need a different way

1567
01:10:06,619 --> 01:10:08,412
to get the tractor beam
into position.

1568
01:10:08,412 --> 01:10:10,831
Ah-ha! All right, Greens.

1569
01:10:10,831 --> 01:10:13,918
You're gonna blast me out into open space
through this trash chute.

1570
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:16,045
It's risky, but once I reach
the tractor beam

1571
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:17,880
I can manually move it
into position,

1572
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,798
target the asteroid, and...

1573
01:10:21,342 --> 01:10:23,385
I can't fit. [sighs]

1574
01:10:23,385 --> 01:10:24,762
- Dang.
- Okay.

1575
01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:27,264
- Then we go back to the Kludge.
- Papa, there's no time.

1576
01:10:27,264 --> 01:10:29,433
The asteroid's
closin' in on Big City!

1577
01:10:29,433 --> 01:10:31,977
Well, there has to be
another way to get out there.

1578
01:10:31,977 --> 01:10:33,103
[Cricket] There is.

1579
01:10:33,103 --> 01:10:34,188
Huh?

1580
01:10:34,688 --> 01:10:37,399
But it's kinda crazy.
Sorry, Dad.

1581
01:10:38,108 --> 01:10:39,109
No!

1582
01:10:41,528 --> 01:10:45,282
[grunting]

1583
01:10:45,908 --> 01:10:48,577
No, it's too dangerous.
He's not tethered to anything.

1584
01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,955
Hang on.
Maintaining visual on the boy.

1585
01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:54,625
Cricket.

1586
01:10:58,963 --> 01:11:02,299
[grunts then sighs in relief]

1587
01:11:02,299 --> 01:11:03,884
Whoo! You can do it, boy!

1588
01:11:03,884 --> 01:11:06,220
See, Papa,
Cricket's doin' fine.

1589
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:08,597
You're right.
Never doubted him for a second.

1590
01:11:08,597 --> 01:11:10,307
Mr. Green,
you're hurting me.

1591
01:11:10,307 --> 01:11:11,558
Ah. Sorry.

1592
01:11:11,558 --> 01:11:13,519
All right, I made it.
Tell me what to do.

1593
01:11:13,519 --> 01:11:16,063
[Colleen] <i>There's a steering wheel
on the back of the beam.</i>

1594
01:11:16,063 --> 01:11:18,190
<i>Give it a few turns
and I'll tell you when to stop.</i>

1595
01:11:18,190 --> 01:11:19,733
Okay. [grunts]

1596
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:22,611
[computer beeping]

1597
01:11:24,446 --> 01:11:25,614
Almost there.

1598
01:11:25,614 --> 01:11:27,741
<i>And... stop.</i>

1599
01:11:29,368 --> 01:11:30,619
Activating the beam now.

1600
01:11:32,371 --> 01:11:34,123
[yelling]

1601
01:11:37,209 --> 01:11:39,586
- We have a successful lock.
- Yay!

1602
01:11:39,586 --> 01:11:41,672
Oh. Okay, Cricket,
get back inside right now.

1603
01:11:41,672 --> 01:11:45,884
{\an8}Wait. The asteroid is still racing towards
Big City at an incredible speed.

1604
01:11:45,884 --> 01:11:48,721
What? But I did the thing.
Why didn't it work?

1605
01:11:48,721 --> 01:11:50,723
Pulling in a courtesy shuttle
is one thing,

1606
01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:54,518
but the tractor beam isn't powerful enough
to stop a giant asteroid.

1607
01:11:54,518 --> 01:11:55,728
[people screaming]

1608
01:11:55,728 --> 01:11:57,187
All those people.

1609
01:11:57,187 --> 01:11:58,439
Our home.

1610
01:11:59,606 --> 01:12:00,607
Mom.

1611
01:12:00,607 --> 01:12:05,070
Dang it! I'm not lettin' that thing
crush Big City, Colleen. What can we do?

1612
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:06,822
Right. Right. Uh...

1613
01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:09,074
[gasps] Perfect.

1614
01:12:09,074 --> 01:12:11,410
<i>Cricket, see the switches
on the side of the beam?</i>

1615
01:12:11,410 --> 01:12:13,704
<i>To stand any sort of chance
against this asteroid,</i>

1616
01:12:13,704 --> 01:12:15,914
<i>we have to tap into the beam's
power reserves.</i>

1617
01:12:15,914 --> 01:12:19,126
On it. [grunting]

1618
01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:21,837
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[pants]

1619
01:12:23,297 --> 01:12:25,758
Nice job. Now make your way
to the second switch.

1620
01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:29,720
You two, kill the lights. We gotta
give this thing all the power we got.

1621
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:31,305
[lights powering down]

1622
01:12:32,222 --> 01:12:33,599
[Cricket] <i>Hey, Dad?</i>

1623
01:12:33,599 --> 01:12:35,893
Yes, what is it, son?

1624
01:12:36,268 --> 01:12:42,441
I just... I just wanted to say I'm sorry
for what I said to you on the asteroid.

1625
01:12:42,441 --> 01:12:43,942
And for all of this.

1626
01:12:44,401 --> 01:12:47,321
<i>I just wanted the family
to have the best vacation.</i>

1627
01:12:47,321 --> 01:12:48,864
I know you did.

1628
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,867
If I hadn't hijacked our trip,
none of this would have happened.

1629
01:12:51,867 --> 01:12:54,620
<i>And you would've kept us safe
like you always do.</i>

1630
01:12:54,620 --> 01:12:57,456
Everything would be better
if I wasn't...

1631
01:12:57,456 --> 01:12:59,625
If I weren't so... [grunts]

1632
01:12:59,625 --> 01:13:02,169
[yelps then grunts in pain]

1633
01:13:02,711 --> 01:13:05,589
The asteroid is slowing down,
but we need more power.

1634
01:13:08,175 --> 01:13:10,386
[Bill] <i>It's okay, Cricket.
I hear you.</i>

1635
01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:13,389
I may keep the family safe,

1636
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:18,602
but I know that playin' everything safe
can be, uh, [chuckles] dull.

1637
01:13:19,186 --> 01:13:20,187
[chuckles]

1638
01:13:20,187 --> 01:13:23,023
But you,
you keep things exciting.

1639
01:13:23,023 --> 01:13:25,526
Without you, this family
wouldn't be the same.

1640
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:29,196
You're bold, creative,
and you take big leaps.

1641
01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:30,697
You mean that?

1642
01:13:31,532 --> 01:13:32,825
With all my heart.

1643
01:13:34,910 --> 01:13:36,745
[grunts]

1644
01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:44,586
It's working!
The asteroid is slowing!

1645
01:13:44,586 --> 01:13:46,130
We just need a bit more power.

1646
01:13:46,130 --> 01:13:48,424
Cricket, make your way
to the final switch.

1647
01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,092
Got it. [grunts]

1648
01:13:50,092 --> 01:13:52,428
[breathes heavily] What the...

1649
01:13:56,223 --> 01:13:59,393
Oh, no. The trashteroid field!

1650
01:14:03,230 --> 01:14:04,398
Whoa! [grunts]

1651
01:14:04,398 --> 01:14:05,482
[Tilly whimpers]

1652
01:14:05,482 --> 01:14:07,484
[grunts]

1653
01:14:08,152 --> 01:14:09,153
Huh?

1654
01:14:09,653 --> 01:14:10,654
[horn blaring]

1655
01:14:10,654 --> 01:14:11,905
[yells]

1656
01:14:12,614 --> 01:14:13,615
Cricket!

1657
01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:15,284
[breathing heavily]

1658
01:14:15,284 --> 01:14:16,702
[grunts]

1659
01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:20,205
[yelps]

1660
01:14:20,205 --> 01:14:21,540
[breathing heavily]

1661
01:14:22,166 --> 01:14:26,587
Dad, I can't do it. I can't.

1662
01:14:26,587 --> 01:14:28,172
It'll be okay, son.

1663
01:14:28,172 --> 01:14:30,048
It'll be okay.

1664
01:14:30,048 --> 01:14:32,843
Because...

1665
01:14:34,052 --> 01:14:35,846
I just got a crazy idea.

1666
01:14:35,846 --> 01:14:36,930
- What?
- Huh?

1667
01:14:36,930 --> 01:14:38,015
[grunts]

1668
01:14:40,684 --> 01:14:41,727
Uh, Papa?

1669
01:14:43,604 --> 01:14:45,439
Bill, what are you doing?

1670
01:14:49,193 --> 01:14:51,653
Goin' on vacation. [laughs]

1671
01:14:52,112 --> 01:14:53,363
[all exclaim]

1672
01:14:55,115 --> 01:14:56,325
Cookie!

1673
01:15:01,830 --> 01:15:02,831
Huh?

1674
01:15:06,752 --> 01:15:08,170
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1675
01:15:09,379 --> 01:15:10,839
[grunting]

1676
01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:16,887
Huh? Dad? Dad!

1677
01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:18,514
What are you doin'?

1678
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:21,183
What I do best.
Keeping you safe.

1679
01:15:21,183 --> 01:15:24,728
[grunts]
Are you ready to do what you do best?

1680
01:15:33,695 --> 01:15:34,696
[yelps]

1681
01:15:36,698 --> 01:15:38,116
Come on, boy.

1682
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:40,953
[yells]

1683
01:15:46,750 --> 01:15:48,168
[screaming]

1684
01:15:49,044 --> 01:15:50,963
Cricket, look at me.

1685
01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:52,631
[grunting] Huh?

1686
01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:00,013
[yells]

1687
01:16:07,020 --> 01:16:08,021
[coos]

1688
01:16:09,481 --> 01:16:10,524
Huh?

1689
01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:25,289
Breaking news.
I'm Maria Media, and Big City is safe!

1690
01:16:25,289 --> 01:16:26,915
[people cheering]

1691
01:16:26,915 --> 01:16:30,544
Hey! I'm alive!
Free hot dogs for everybody!

1692
01:16:30,544 --> 01:16:33,922
Wow! Today really
turned around!

1693
01:16:35,924 --> 01:16:38,051
[both whooping] Yeah!

1694
01:16:39,011 --> 01:16:40,137
We did it!

1695
01:16:40,137 --> 01:16:42,556
[all cheering]

1696
01:16:43,599 --> 01:16:45,183
Uh, family,

1697
01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,102
did anyone turn off
the tractor beam?

1698
01:16:50,606 --> 01:16:52,107
No need to panic.

1699
01:16:54,443 --> 01:16:56,737
Oh, right. Inertia.

1700
01:16:56,737 --> 01:16:58,113
We have to evacuate.

1701
01:16:58,113 --> 01:17:00,907
But how are we gonna evacuate
an entire hotel?

1702
01:17:02,075 --> 01:17:04,911
And get everyone
to stay in an orderly single-file line?

1703
01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:08,081
In a way that doesn't
alarm the masses.

1704
01:17:09,207 --> 01:17:10,751
[all gasp]

1705
01:17:10,751 --> 01:17:13,003
Let's conga!

1706
01:17:13,003 --> 01:17:14,880
Okay, nobody panic.

1707
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:18,800
Just let the rhythm
take you to your designated escape pods.

1708
01:17:21,303 --> 01:17:22,929
[vocalizing]

1709
01:17:22,929 --> 01:17:24,014
[Remy grunts]

1710
01:17:31,355 --> 01:17:32,606
[both grunt]

1711
01:17:33,106 --> 01:17:36,109
That's all of 'em.
Thanks for your help, Remy. You're a hero.

1712
01:17:36,109 --> 01:17:40,322
The true hero
was the beat, Cricket. It was the beat.

1713
01:17:42,574 --> 01:17:45,994
Wait, Colleen. I mean,
Commander Voyd.

1714
01:17:45,994 --> 01:17:47,287
Thanks for everything.

1715
01:17:47,954 --> 01:17:49,706
[sighs softly]

1716
01:17:49,706 --> 01:17:53,627
You are not alone
in your quest for a better tomorrow.

1717
01:17:53,627 --> 01:17:55,962
Because you'll have
Cookie with you.

1718
01:17:55,962 --> 01:17:57,547
Uh...

1719
01:17:57,547 --> 01:17:59,716
Cookie is a creature
of the cosmos

1720
01:17:59,716 --> 01:18:02,344
and belongs with you
on your endeavors.

1721
01:18:03,011 --> 01:18:05,514
Farewell,
you magnificent creature.

1722
01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:07,599
[inhales sharply then kisses]

1723
01:18:07,599 --> 01:18:09,142
[smacks lips]

1724
01:18:10,519 --> 01:18:11,520
[retches]

1725
01:18:11,520 --> 01:18:12,979
[chuckles] Thank you.

1726
01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:17,067
Oh, uh, come on,
let's get outta here.

1727
01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,823
[Greens cheering]

1728
01:18:25,534 --> 01:18:27,077
No!

1729
01:18:27,077 --> 01:18:29,246
What's up, Gwendolyn?

1730
01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:42,551
[Cricket] Hey, you know what's even better
than stayin' in a Space Hotel?

1731
01:18:42,551 --> 01:18:45,887
Watchin' one blow up.
Man, that was awesome.

1732
01:18:45,887 --> 01:18:47,264
It kinda was.

1733
01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:48,724
I have to hand it
to you, Cricket,

1734
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:50,183
even though we almost died...

1735
01:18:50,183 --> 01:18:51,685
- Several times.
- Totally worth it.

1736
01:18:51,685 --> 01:18:54,688
My fun meter has never
encountered this much fun.

1737
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:56,398
- Me neither.
- I've had better.

1738
01:18:56,398 --> 01:18:58,734
You know, this spacecation
isn't over yet.

1739
01:18:58,734 --> 01:19:01,653
The rescue ship your mom sent
won't arrive for a few hours.

1740
01:19:01,653 --> 01:19:03,280
What should we do
till then, Papa?

1741
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:06,324
Oh, I don't know.
Got any ideas, son?

1742
01:19:06,324 --> 01:19:08,618
[gasps]
Thanks for askin', Dad.

1743
01:19:08,618 --> 01:19:09,870
We could go to Venus and...

1744
01:19:09,870 --> 01:19:11,788
No, wait. We should
drag race on the moon.

1745
01:19:11,788 --> 01:19:14,708
I forgot about Uranus.
The funniest planet.

1746
01:19:14,708 --> 01:19:17,419
Ah! The possibilities
are bustin' my brain!

1747
01:19:17,419 --> 01:19:18,920
[chuckles] Take your time.

1748
01:19:18,920 --> 01:19:20,672
You'll land
on something great.

1749
01:19:20,672 --> 01:19:22,174
You always do.

1750
01:19:26,720 --> 01:19:29,055
<i>♪ I tricked my family
into space ♪</i>

1751
01:19:29,055 --> 01:19:30,640
<i>♪ It created quite the rift ♪</i>

1752
01:19:30,640 --> 01:19:32,976
<i>♪ There was an epic
robot chase ♪</i>

1753
01:19:32,976 --> 01:19:34,978
<i>♪ We all ended up adrift ♪</i>

1754
01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:37,689
<i>♪ That asteroid was no fun,
you know? ♪</i>

1755
01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:39,775
<i>♪ We might've gained
a dent or ding ♪</i>

1756
01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,902
<i>♪ But that's just how
vacations go ♪</i>

1757
01:19:41,902 --> 01:19:43,487
<i>♪ And I wouldn't
change a thing ♪</i>

1758
01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:46,490
<i>♪ We're on
a Green family vacation ♪</i>

1759
01:19:46,490 --> 01:19:48,074
<i>♪ The best we ever had ♪</i>

1760
01:19:48,074 --> 01:19:50,660
<i>♪ On our
Green family vacation ♪</i>

1761
01:19:50,660 --> 01:19:52,245
<i>♪ Same time next year, Dad? ♪</i>

1762
01:19:52,245 --> 01:19:54,831
<i>♪ We're on
a Green family vacation ♪</i>

1763
01:19:54,831 --> 01:19:56,666
<i>♪ We went to space ♪</i>

1764
01:19:56,666 --> 01:19:58,877
<i>♪ On our
Green family vacation ♪</i>

1765
01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:03,548
<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

1766
01:20:05,759 --> 01:20:07,594
{\an8}<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

1767
01:20:10,096 --> 01:20:11,681
{\an8}<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

1768
01:20:14,309 --> 01:20:16,228
<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

1769
01:20:18,605 --> 01:20:20,232
<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

1770
01:20:22,818 --> 01:20:24,444
<i>♪ Green family vacation ♪</i>

1771
01:20:24,569 --> 01:20:28,031
{\an8}So it may appear as if
I abandoned the city in its time of need.

1772
01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:30,659
But hey, I'm back!
Now look under your seats

1773
01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,953
for a free BigTech
space vegetable.

1774
01:20:32,953 --> 01:20:34,871
- [crowd booing]
- [woman] Come on!

1775
01:20:34,871 --> 01:20:38,875
I did not see handing a bunch
of vegetables to an angry mob backfiring.

1776
01:20:38,875 --> 01:20:41,044
Luckily, my PR team
came prepared.

1777
01:20:41,044 --> 01:20:42,879
Whee!

1778
01:20:42,879 --> 01:20:44,673
[groaning]

1779
01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:46,967
<i>Adios muchachos.</i>

1780
01:20:49,928 --> 01:20:51,638
You're doin' great,
Voyd-sternauts.

1781
01:20:51,638 --> 01:20:54,432
Hyah! Let's make
a better tomorrow.

1782
01:20:54,432 --> 01:20:55,934
Isn't that right, Cookie?

1783
01:20:57,102 --> 01:21:00,063
We are the change!

1784
01:21:01,189 --> 01:21:03,066
Thanks for the ride, dearies.

1785
01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:05,652
- She's nice.
- You wanna drive home?

1786
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:08,488
- Oh, my gosh. Can I?
- Think you can handle it?

1787
01:21:08,488 --> 01:21:10,115
Oh, you know
I can, girlfriend.

1788
01:21:10,115 --> 01:21:11,867
[yelps and chuckles]

1789
01:21:11,867 --> 01:21:13,410
[screams] No, no, I'm fine.

1790
01:21:13,410 --> 01:21:15,704
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Nancy, help me. Help me.

1791
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:17,414
[chuckles softly]
You got this, kiddo.

1792
01:21:18,164 --> 01:21:19,374
Fits great, Doc.

1793
01:21:19,374 --> 01:21:20,709
One question.

1794
01:21:21,334 --> 01:21:22,669
Where's the lasers?

1795
01:21:23,837 --> 01:21:27,132
<i>Surrender now
or perish like your brethren!</i>

1796
01:21:27,132 --> 01:21:29,050
[yells]

1797
01:21:29,050 --> 01:21:31,344
[sighs] Precious memories.

1798
01:21:32,637 --> 01:21:33,722
Watch out, Dad.

1799
01:21:33,722 --> 01:21:35,473
You're
in the trashteroid field.

1800
01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,142
[mock yells] Nope, nope.

1801
01:21:37,142 --> 01:21:38,977
- What are y'all doing?
- [Bill] Close one.

1802
01:21:38,977 --> 01:21:43,565
And just like that, the Greens
shared a vacation of a lifetime.

1803
01:21:43,565 --> 01:21:44,941
[chuckles] Who'd have thought

1804
01:21:44,941 --> 01:21:47,777
a country-raised family
could endure such a journey?

1805
01:21:47,777 --> 01:21:50,488
With those amazing spectacles,
and set pieces, and--

1806
01:21:50,488 --> 01:21:52,282
- Dad! He's back again!
- Oop!

1807
01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:53,366
Get outta here!

1808
01:21:53,366 --> 01:21:55,660
Time to go.
Remember to watch the normal episodes.

1809
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:57,454
They're pretty good. See ya!

1810
01:21:57,454 --> 01:21:58,538
[footsteps receding]