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[commentator] Tonight, if there were
a moon, it'd be full to the brim
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with pure anticipation for this
historic moment in football.
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Or soccer.
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But in most places, it's football.
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But no matter what you call the game,
it all starts with a ball.
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And a person.
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And their foot.
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This nail-biter comes down to Zlatan,
in the final game before the All-Star Cup.
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I'm Rob Stone.
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Will Zlatan make it happen?
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Zlatan always makes it happen.
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Was he… Was he pointing at me? [gulps]
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Yes, I'm pointing at you, Rob Stone.
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How are you even hearing me and--
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Dude, concentrate on the penalty shot.
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What? This shot?
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[drum roll]
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[Rob] Zlatan shoots. And Zlatan…
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[upbeat music plays]
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[screams] …scores!
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-[whistle blows]
-[crowd cheers]
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Now that is good football. Or soccer.
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-But mostly football. I'm Rob Stone.
-[goalkeeper moans]
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[goalkeeper grunts, moans]
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In a mere 24 hours,
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someone will go home with
that prestigious, shiny All-Star Cup.
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Until then, fans will be asking themselves
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who will be named
the All-Star Cup All-Star
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of all All-Stars of all time?
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-[Zlatan] That's easy.
-Huh?
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It will be… Ah! Zlatan!
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Spoiler alert! Aha!
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As I was trying to say--
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Zlatan!
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Okay!
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Zlatan!
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[crickets chirping]
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Let's find out what soccer fans think.
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Weird Al Yankovic! What's your take?
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-[tense music plays]
-[button tapping]
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I think the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all time will be
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me!
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-[cat meows]
-[Weird Al moans]
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Oh, that's rich.
And by rich, I mean hilarious and dumb.
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Hey, hear me out.
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Wouldn't I be the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all time if I were to,
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oh, I don't know,
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borrow a teensy bit of soccer skills
from each player using advanced genetics?
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Weird Al knows advanced genetics?
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Know it? It's one of my doctorates!
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How else could I have come up
with "I Think I'm a Clone Now"?
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[screams] How, Rob? How could I have?
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[mumbles]
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Weird Al?
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Yes, Rob Stone?
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Are you a mad scientist?
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I mean… [hesitates]
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Who would say yes to that, Rob?
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Would a mad scientist
actually say yes to that?
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Well, you're not saying
you aren't a mad scientist.
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What I'm saying is, Weird Al can do
anything he sets his mind to.
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Observe.
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This free kick, into that net.
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-[loud thud]
-[grunts]
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[screams] Ow! Ow, man!
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[whistles, grunts]
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There we go!
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And now time for some fan commentary.
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Hey, you, tall person in a trench coat.
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-[boy] We're spotted.
-He's coming!
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Who do you think will be named
the All-Star of all All-Stars?
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Megan! Megan!
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-[boy 1] It's Ronaldo.
-Megan!
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-[grunts] Quit punching.
-[boy 1] Hey!
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And we're done here!
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We'll see you at the All-Star game.
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For now, my name is--
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[Weird Al] Rob Stone, think fast!
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-[screams]
-[boy grunts]
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-[boy 1] We lost the coat!
-[girl] Also losing balance.
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[girl 1] We are not losing my chance
to get a selfie with Megan Rapinoe!
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[girl 2] Nautai, not the time!
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-[boy 1 whimpers]
-[boy 2] Whoa!
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-We're going down!
-[all scream]
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[boy 1 whispers] We're gonna get caught.
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[girl 2] Quiet, Palio.
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[Nautai] Rapinoe, where you at?
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Nautai, not the time!
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[girl 1] I think not!
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-Hmm.
-What was that for, Zana?
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Goalie's instinct.
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[whispers] We should make this fast.
Security's gonna come soon.
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Mama needs a Megan selfie,
let's not waste a second.
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[Zana] Is that who I think it is?
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-Amazing! This can't be real!
-[gasps] What?
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[dramatic music plays]
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I think not!
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Ooh. Whoops.
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[gasps] You blocked Zlatan.
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-Zana, I'll miss you.
-We're dead!
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Goalie's instinct?
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You got talent.
Not Zlatan's talent, but still talent.
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Don't feel bad though,
no one has Zlatan's talent.
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[Palio] That is true.
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-[Nautai] Nautai does.
-[Palio] What?
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At least when it comes to juggling, which,
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from this display,
appears to be Zlatan's kryptonite.
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Oh, snap!
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I propose a juggle-off.
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Double snap.
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The confidence I admire.
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But Zlatan is a pro.
A pro does not juggle against a kid.
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Oh, you mean against a kid
you're afraid will beat you?
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Then again,
I'm currently off the clock, which means
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Zlatan is happy to trounce anyone.
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And he will trounce you.
Come on, Tai, be reasonable.
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Reasonable? [scoffs]
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Not my thing.
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All right. Make space, people.
Juggle-off on.
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Allow Zlatan to show you
how to juggle like Zlatan.
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[triumphant music plays]
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[all gasp]
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[blowing]
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[all cheer]
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-Zlatan rules!
-Yeah!
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Uh, wow, tough act to follow.
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Nautai can always back out.
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Ah, but Nautai never will.
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Can I get a "juggle-off on"?
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Technically it was never off.
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Just say, "Juggle-off on."
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I can turn it off, then turn it on.
Would that work?
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Juggle-off on!
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[uptempo violin music plays]
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[cheers]
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-Nautai!
-Nice!
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Zlatan is impressed, but also curious
how you four got in here.
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We snuck in to meet you.
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We're a street football team.
We've been saving for tickets.
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It's not easy though,
we live in the trailers by the old dump.
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Down the Dead River from the new dump.
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The point is, we started a business
so we could buy tickets.
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And it took off,
thanks to being inspired by you.
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And Megan!
By the by, do you guys hang out?
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Trying to get a selfie.
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Nautai, not the time.
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Call us the Creature Catchers.
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"Pest control"?
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Highest-rated pest control on Yelp.
Five stars. Whoop-whoop!
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We run toward the stuff
everyone else runs away from.
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That's our slogan. Woot.
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And this is our commercial.
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Oh, what? Gah! [grunts]
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That is a rabbit's tongue. Ugh.
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And what are those zappy things?
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Homemade electro-bolas.
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[Palio chuckles]
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And those? What is that?
Let me guess, homemade electro-balls?
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Homemade stun balls.
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[people talk indistinctly]
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Your every Yelp star has been earned,
my friends.
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Zlatan's never seen anyone fight off
a rabid raccoon using a back-heel.
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-[Palio] Zlatan likes it!
-[Zana] All you, O'Dang.
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I got inspired by your back-heel goal
against Bastia in 2013.
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Seems like soccer's
more than just a game for you.
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We bring soccer
into every aspect of our lives.
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Makes it hard to go to libraries.
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I can imagine.
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Only a great team could have caught
a rabid skunk.
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Teamwork is how you avoid
getting sprayed by stink.
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Like playing against Ronaldo.
Anyway, you're good at what you do.
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[all cheer]
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Yes, yes, yes!
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Or maybe you're incredibly stupid
and very lucky.
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But either way,
you've earned those tickets.
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Tickets sold out fast,
so we're out of luck.
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Good thing I got four extra.
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They are all yours,
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if you promise you got my back
with any creatures that need catching.
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[crickets chirping]
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Hello?
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[mumbles]
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-Deal!
-Deal!
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[Zana] Yes, yes!
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Thank you so much.
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I mean, all we wanted to do is say thanks
and give you a coupon. And now this?
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Ooh.
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Zlatan didn't get to the top
by turning down coupons.
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I'll get the tickets.
Back in two minutes. Don't move.
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-I can't even!
-An itch on my arm!
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[all] Don't move!
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[groans]
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Nothing Zlatan likes more
than coming through
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on a promise to his fans.
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And not getting distracted at all. [gasps]
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What's that?
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A present! To Zlatan?
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"Open me." I sure will, mystery gift.
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Oh! I hope it's a jetpack.
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[tense music plays, stops]
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Eh, already got one.
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Now, a jetpack, there's a mystery gift.
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Ah…
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They all want selfies.
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Gotta make my ponytail pretty for selfies.
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-[ball buzzing]
-What the…
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Ew!
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[screams]
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-Was that Zlatan?
-That sounded bad.
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-I'll just itch real quick, yeah?
-[all] Don't move!
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[grunts, groans]
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[sighs]
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[tense music plays]
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Oh.
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A cutie little slug baby.
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What's your name, sluggy baby?
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[screeches]
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Lovely! Is that a family name?
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Slug baby?
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-[slug screeches]
-[Zlatan screams]
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-O'Dang, wait!
-He said don't move! Stay frozen!
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Can't hear you, running away!
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[moans] That's better.
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Zlatan! You all right?
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[Zlatan] Sluggy? You there? Sluggy?
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[tense music continues]
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[screams]
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Phew! Slug baby, come on out.
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Zlatan's taking you
to the slug baby orphanage.
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Or I can squash you.
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Your choice, tough guy.
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-[loud thud]
-[Zlatan screams]
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[tense music continues]
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[knocks on glass]
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Zlatan, you okay?
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Stay in there,
I'm hunting a green glowy thing.
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[slug screeches]
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[screams] Slug!
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Yeah, exactly, a slug!
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No, behind you!
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-[screeches]
-[grunts, screams]
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[screams] Zlatan!
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[groans] Hey. Get off my ponytail!
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It's my best feature,
after my talent and face! [screams]
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Get off!
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-[Zlatan groans]
-[screeches]
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No! Do not, worm!
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[screams]
252
00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,291
[Zlatan screams] What's happening?
253
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:14,583
No, this was a new uniform!
254
00:12:14,666 --> 00:12:16,833
No. My lucky socks!
255
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:21,541
[Zlatan groans, screams]
256
00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:23,000
No…
257
00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:26,166
[Zlatan growls]
258
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:31,041
What happened?
259
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:34,166
Uh, there was an incident.
260
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,791
[all gasp]
261
00:12:35,875 --> 00:12:38,791
What kind of incident causes that?
262
00:12:38,875 --> 00:12:44,250
What kind?
The mutant Zlatan kind! [grunts]
263
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,458
[all scream]
264
00:12:46,541 --> 00:12:47,666
[Zlatan grunts]
265
00:12:49,166 --> 00:12:53,083
Now, before he became a mutant, did he…
266
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:54,833
Did he give you the tickets?
267
00:12:55,416 --> 00:12:56,500
No.
268
00:12:56,583 --> 00:13:00,375
[all scream] No!
269
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:05,000
[triumphant music plays]
270
00:13:30,208 --> 00:13:31,666
[triumphant music ends]
271
00:13:33,166 --> 00:13:35,708
-[Nautai] Get the goo dripping.
-[Palio] I'm getting it.
272
00:13:35,791 --> 00:13:36,833
-Say cheese!
-Yes.
273
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:39,125
A neon slug hatched out of a soccer ball,
274
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,541
then turned Zlatan
into a rampaging mutant.
275
00:13:41,625 --> 00:13:42,458
[dial tone]
276
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:43,875
-Hello?
-Cheese!
277
00:13:44,625 --> 00:13:47,250
So 911 hung up. We're on our own.
278
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:50,625
[sighs] Well, guess we're heading home.
279
00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:55,625
We promised Zlatan we'd have his back
with creatures that needed catching.
280
00:13:55,708 --> 00:13:59,000
Turns out, he's the creature. [shivers]
281
00:13:59,083 --> 00:14:01,500
Oh, I'm all for keeping promises.
282
00:14:01,583 --> 00:14:05,500
But I'm also all for
not getting killed by Mutant Zlatan.
283
00:14:05,583 --> 00:14:09,708
I hear that, Palio. Alone,
each of us would definitely get killed.
284
00:14:09,791 --> 00:14:12,250
But remember what Zlatan said?
285
00:14:12,333 --> 00:14:15,083
We catch creatures. We play football.
286
00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:18,208
If there was ever anyone
to do this, it's us.
287
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:19,833
[whimpers]
288
00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:23,750
-I know you're scared. I'm scared.
-I'm scared too.
289
00:14:23,833 --> 00:14:24,791
I'm fine.
290
00:14:24,875 --> 00:14:28,291
We might be scared,
but at least we're scared together,
291
00:14:28,375 --> 00:14:32,250
as a team,
and we're gonna find Zlatan as a team.
292
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:36,500
We might get brutally slaughtered,
but it'll be a team slaughter.
293
00:14:36,583 --> 00:14:37,708
[Nautai] Good speech.
294
00:14:38,666 --> 00:14:41,458
-How are we gonna find him?
-[tense music plays]
295
00:14:41,541 --> 00:14:46,583
How hard can it be to find a rampaging,
mutated, neon-green football legend?
296
00:14:48,666 --> 00:14:51,166
[Zlatan growls]
297
00:14:53,541 --> 00:14:57,250
[evil laugh]
298
00:14:57,333 --> 00:15:01,750
[Zlatan] Mutant Zlatan smash you all!
299
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:03,791
[O'Dang] Let's suit up and get out there.
300
00:15:03,875 --> 00:15:07,208
[Nautai] Before we risk our lives,
can we get a five-second soccer break?
301
00:15:07,291 --> 00:15:08,708
Please?
302
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:11,708
You know I want to,
but there's no time. We've gotta suit up.
303
00:15:11,791 --> 00:15:15,208
Come on, five seconds.
I need a recharge. Please?
304
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,666
[old lady] Hey, keep it down out there!
305
00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:21,750
[whispers]
Just a quiet five-second soccer break?
306
00:15:21,833 --> 00:15:25,541
Nautai, Mutant Zlatan is on the loose.
This is no time to--
307
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:27,708
-Hey!
-[laughs] Watch this!
308
00:15:27,791 --> 00:15:30,125
-[Nautai scoffs]
-Bam! GOAT.
309
00:15:30,791 --> 00:15:33,083
I'll give you a GOAT. [scoffs]
310
00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:36,083
[Zlatan grunts]
311
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:38,583
[all gasp]
312
00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:42,875
[growls, grunts]
313
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:45,291
[old lady] Hey, keep it down out there!
314
00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,250
[grunts, groans]
315
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,375
He's big.
316
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,958
He's terrifying.
317
00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:53,916
He stinks!
318
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,250
Let's go get him!
319
00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:58,083
-[Nautai] Cue the suit-up music.
-[Zana] We're suiting up?
320
00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,250
[Palio] Yeah! Suit up!
321
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,375
-[surf rock music plays]
-[Zana] Sweet suit-up music.
322
00:16:01,458 --> 00:16:03,750
Ooh, these color cards are new.
323
00:16:03,833 --> 00:16:06,041
[Palio] Bright and cheerful. I like!
324
00:16:06,708 --> 00:16:08,375
[O'Dang yelps]
325
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:09,875
[Nautai] O'Dang, why all the racket?
326
00:16:09,958 --> 00:16:11,166
[O'Dang laughs]
327
00:16:11,875 --> 00:16:14,416
-[Palio grunts]
-[Nautai] Palio, see you next fall!
328
00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:16,750
-Ooh, love the new sneeze guard, Zana.
-[Zana sneezes]
329
00:16:16,833 --> 00:16:18,833
[Palio] I buttoned my sleeves together!
330
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,125
[Zana] Vintage Palio.
331
00:16:20,208 --> 00:16:21,125
[O'Dang] Let's go!
332
00:16:22,250 --> 00:16:23,833
[all] Creature Catchers!
333
00:16:23,916 --> 00:16:26,625
-[Palio] Did I mess up?
-[Nautai] You said it before you jumped.
334
00:16:26,708 --> 00:16:28,833
-It's as you jump.
-[Zana] You say it and then jump.
335
00:16:28,916 --> 00:16:29,958
[Zana sneezes]
336
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:34,625
-[Zlatan screams, grunts]
-[metal clanks]
337
00:16:34,708 --> 00:16:37,750
Stupid clothes. Stupid rope!
338
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:41,416
-[old lady] How about you keep it down!
-[Zlatan grunts]
339
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,083
-[Nautai] He's close.
-[grunts]
340
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,541
I can smell him.
341
00:16:45,625 --> 00:16:47,291
-[Palio] Oh, no.
-Bingo!
342
00:16:47,375 --> 00:16:49,208
Oh, please. After you.
343
00:16:49,291 --> 00:16:52,625
[Rob over radio] There have been sightings
of a rampaging Zlatan,
344
00:16:52,708 --> 00:16:56,041
far more glowy and green than usual.
345
00:16:56,125 --> 00:16:58,416
We can only speculate as to why.
346
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:02,541
My money is on superpowers
from outer space.
347
00:17:03,166 --> 00:17:06,541
Let's go to the phones.
Caller X, what's your take?
348
00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:09,666
[in altered voice]
My take is the bad guy is a genius.
349
00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:12,125
[Rob] You've talked to the bad guy?
350
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,750
Who is it, Caller X?
351
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:17,208
[in altered voice]
It's me, Rob. Obviously, I'm the bad guy.
352
00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:21,416
I'm calling with a voice modulator
and boasting in a coy manner.
353
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,083
Who else could it possibly be
other than a bad guy?
354
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:27,125
Who, Rob, who?
355
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:30,708
[Rob] Hey, no need
to get snippy, Caller X.
356
00:17:30,791 --> 00:17:33,583
[in altered voice]
If the bad guy wants to snip, he'll snip!
357
00:17:33,666 --> 00:17:35,000
Snip, snip, snip!
358
00:17:35,083 --> 00:17:37,250
[Rob] Caller X mutated Zlatan?
359
00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:41,375
[in altered voice] That's right.
Zlatan won't be the last All-Star either.
360
00:17:41,458 --> 00:17:44,708
Soon, I'll have talent
from every All-Star.
361
00:17:44,791 --> 00:17:46,375
[laughs]
362
00:17:46,458 --> 00:17:48,458
[evil laugh]
363
00:17:52,291 --> 00:17:55,416
[in normal voice]
My voice modulator! [grunts]
364
00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,916
[in altered voice] As I was saying…
[evil laugh]
365
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:05,666
[Rob] Say what you will about Caller X,
but that is a mighty fine evil laugh.
366
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:06,750
I'm Rob Stone.
367
00:18:08,791 --> 00:18:11,250
[Megan] Rapinoe moves in on the goal,
victory in sight.
368
00:18:11,333 --> 00:18:13,666
-[dog barks]
-[groans]
369
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:15,791
[barks, pants]
370
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:21,250
McCready isn't making a move
as Rapinoe shoots.
371
00:18:21,916 --> 00:18:22,750
[barks]
372
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:27,166
Oh! Last-minute steal by McCready!
373
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:30,250
Rapinoe has been defeated by her own pet!
374
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,000
Unbelievable!
375
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,541
-You're so cute.
-[doorbell rings]
376
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,041
Uh, rematch comin' right at ya.
377
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:38,708
[grunts]
378
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:41,625
Huh? Huh?
379
00:18:42,541 --> 00:18:43,625
Oh.
380
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,791
It's a mystery gift! Maybe it's a jetpack!
381
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:48,916
[dog panting]
382
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,625
Soccer ball? Ugh, I already got one.
383
00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,250
[both grunt]
384
00:18:56,833 --> 00:18:58,291
Give me that. Stop--
385
00:18:58,375 --> 00:18:59,833
[both grunt]
386
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:02,958
[Megan grunts]
387
00:19:04,041 --> 00:19:06,333
[both growl]
388
00:19:06,416 --> 00:19:07,250
Nice try.
389
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:10,166
You wanna distract me
so you can win tug-o-war.
390
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,083
It ain't happening, buster.
391
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:16,875
Bark all you want, won't convince me
to turn around. Not gonna happen.
392
00:19:16,958 --> 00:19:18,291
-[dog groans]
-McCready?
393
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,041
[tense music plays]
394
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,125
[gasps]
395
00:19:21,208 --> 00:19:23,833
[slug screeches]
396
00:19:23,916 --> 00:19:25,083
[McCready whimpers]
397
00:19:25,166 --> 00:19:27,791
Uh, McCready? McCready!
398
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,958
[growls]
399
00:19:30,041 --> 00:19:32,791
-[slug screeches]
-[yelps]
400
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,416
[grunts]
401
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,833
-What even is that?
-[McCready whimpers]
402
00:19:41,541 --> 00:19:42,708
[whimpers]
403
00:19:42,791 --> 00:19:44,750
Some guard dog you are.
404
00:19:44,833 --> 00:19:45,916
[whimpers]
405
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,458
[tense music plays]
406
00:19:49,375 --> 00:19:52,250
[grunts] Where'd you go, little green guy?
407
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,166
[slug screeches]
408
00:19:58,041 --> 00:19:59,916
-[screeches]
-[yells]
409
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
[mellow music plays]
410
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:09,250
Ugh, this job should be easy.
It's, like, made for us!
411
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:11,166
I can't believe we lost him.
412
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:14,916
It's Zlatan!
And you're surprised he's beating us?
413
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,166
-No sign of him.
-Us either.
414
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:20,416
[pants] This makes no sense.
He's gotta be around here somewhere.
415
00:20:22,041 --> 00:20:23,291
[growling]
416
00:20:29,375 --> 00:20:31,375
Huh? [yelps]
417
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,208
[upbeat music plays]
418
00:20:35,291 --> 00:20:37,166
Hm. Suspicious billboard.
419
00:20:37,250 --> 00:20:38,416
We've got to keep looking.
420
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:41,375
[groans] I vote for a 30-second sit break.
421
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:43,125
[Zlatan grunting]
422
00:20:45,583 --> 00:20:46,833
[Nautai breaks wind]
423
00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,833
-Come on, Tai.
-Horrible.
424
00:20:48,916 --> 00:20:49,750
[grunting]
425
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,833
[groans]
426
00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:55,708
Oops. It was an accident.
427
00:20:56,291 --> 00:20:58,666
Also, it wasn't real. [laughing]
428
00:20:58,750 --> 00:21:01,666
Nautai, why keep
that inflated all the time?
429
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:05,333
First rule of whoopee cushion,
keep it inflated all the time.
430
00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:08,958
Huh. I thought it's
never talk about whoopee cushion.
431
00:21:09,041 --> 00:21:11,333
-That's the third.
-[Palio] What's the second?
432
00:21:11,416 --> 00:21:12,791
[Nautai] I've already said too much.
433
00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:16,708
Creature Catchers are
currently out on an emergency.
434
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:18,083
[person talks indistinctly]
435
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:21,666
Did you just say a glowing green slug?
436
00:21:21,750 --> 00:21:24,291
From a football? Inside a present?
437
00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,083
-We're on our way!
-[Palio] Do we have to?
438
00:21:28,708 --> 00:21:33,750
Whatever that was, got to make sure
it happens zero more times. [pants]
439
00:21:33,833 --> 00:21:35,166
Must call stadium.
440
00:21:35,708 --> 00:21:38,125
Find out who sent sluggy present.
441
00:21:38,875 --> 00:21:40,875
-[yelps]
-[clown voice cackling]
442
00:21:41,791 --> 00:21:43,500
[man] Hey. Welcome to my joke shop.
443
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:44,958
Smell this flower.
444
00:21:45,041 --> 00:21:47,541
-[hissing]
-Ah! Got you. It's a snake.
445
00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,250
[Zlatan] This is no time for jokes.
I need to use your phone.
446
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:52,166
[man] Ooh, a joke phone?
447
00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:53,625
[Zlatan] A real phone.
448
00:21:53,708 --> 00:21:54,583
[man] Nope.
449
00:21:54,666 --> 00:21:57,708
-But how about a whoopee cushion, eh?
-[whoopee cushion deflates]
450
00:21:57,791 --> 00:22:00,583
[Zlatan yells] No! Not again!
451
00:22:00,666 --> 00:22:02,708
[man] Hey, no need to mutate, buddy.
452
00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:04,416
[metal clanks]
453
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:08,500
Hey, watch it!
That Fabergé vomit is vintage!
454
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:11,208
[yells, groans]
455
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:14,458
Must keep control.
456
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,458
[growling]
457
00:22:16,541 --> 00:22:20,000
Cannot fully mutate!
458
00:22:20,083 --> 00:22:20,916
Pinky!
459
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,750
At least some part of me is still normal.
460
00:22:25,250 --> 00:22:30,291
Got to find out who sent me that present
and then punch them in the face!
461
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:32,166
[sniffing]
462
00:22:32,833 --> 00:22:34,375
[grunts]
463
00:22:34,458 --> 00:22:40,416
-Bouncy. Bouncy. Bouncy. Bouncy.
-[car alarm blaring]
464
00:22:42,208 --> 00:22:46,708
Okay, Nautai. No bigs.
Just your all-time hero. [giggles]
465
00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:47,791
You good, Tai?
466
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,708
Nope, I have to scream.
467
00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:50,958
Please don't.
468
00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,041
[screaming]
469
00:22:53,125 --> 00:22:54,458
[groans]
470
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,875
-[Megan screams]
-[all gasp]
471
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:58,250
Megan needs us.
472
00:22:58,333 --> 00:23:00,083
[Nautai] And Nautai needs a selfie!
473
00:23:00,166 --> 00:23:02,666
[tense music plays]
474
00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:04,708
[Megan] Hey, I'm over here.
475
00:23:09,041 --> 00:23:12,583
Is it a talking statue?
Are you a talking statue?
476
00:23:12,666 --> 00:23:14,625
[Megan] No. Over here!
477
00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:17,000
♪ Hallelujah ♪
478
00:23:17,083 --> 00:23:19,250
♪ Hallelujah, hallelujah ♪
479
00:23:19,916 --> 00:23:22,666
[screams] Can I get a selfie?
480
00:23:22,750 --> 00:23:24,458
Nautai, not the time.
481
00:23:24,541 --> 00:23:27,833
Yeah, what she said.
I'm hiding from a mutant slug.
482
00:23:27,916 --> 00:23:30,458
Get out of here, it's too dangerous.
483
00:23:30,541 --> 00:23:32,083
This thing's out for blood.
484
00:23:33,750 --> 00:23:36,416
I'm waiting for
highly capable creature catchers.
485
00:23:36,500 --> 00:23:37,708
We are them.
486
00:23:38,208 --> 00:23:40,250
You're highly capable?
487
00:23:40,333 --> 00:23:43,333
Don't worry.
We got this all taken care… [screams]
488
00:23:43,416 --> 00:23:44,375
Slug!
489
00:23:44,458 --> 00:23:45,625
[screeching]
490
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,708
[screeching stops]
491
00:23:54,791 --> 00:23:56,625
[screeching continues]
492
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,708
[Megan] Ah, so annoying.
493
00:24:00,458 --> 00:24:03,750
Careful, it might look like
a regular, slow slug,
494
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:07,083
but I assure you it moves very--
[screaming]
495
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,958
[Zana] Get that slug off of there, stat.
496
00:24:10,041 --> 00:24:11,458
Do not let it latch on.
497
00:24:11,541 --> 00:24:13,458
Is it latching on? Did it latch on?
498
00:24:13,541 --> 00:24:14,791
It latched on.
499
00:24:14,875 --> 00:24:16,250
-[Palio groans]
-[Megan groans]
500
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:20,208
Don't worry,
I'll rip that slug off and stomp it good.
501
00:24:20,291 --> 00:24:21,541
-[Nautai yells]
-[roars]
502
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:24,875
[Nautai screams]
503
00:24:24,958 --> 00:24:26,791
[pants]
504
00:24:26,875 --> 00:24:28,333
Can I get a selfie?
505
00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:30,291
Not the time!
506
00:24:30,375 --> 00:24:32,125
-[roars]
-She's really upset.
507
00:24:32,208 --> 00:24:33,583
-[Zana] I think so!
-[Palio screams]
508
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:34,958
[evil laugh]
509
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:37,000
[gasps, yells]
510
00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:42,291
Ew.
511
00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:43,666
Still a fan though.
512
00:24:44,833 --> 00:24:46,833
[suspenseful music plays]
513
00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:48,666
[yelps]
514
00:24:51,708 --> 00:24:52,750
Come on!
515
00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:57,000
[effort grunting]
516
00:24:58,250 --> 00:24:59,208
[Palio grunts]
517
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:00,625
Yah!
518
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:03,000
Yah!
519
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,666
She almost killed us.
520
00:25:06,750 --> 00:25:08,291
-You okay, Tai?
-Let's go!
521
00:25:08,375 --> 00:25:09,625
Okay, guess she's fine.
522
00:25:15,291 --> 00:25:16,875
[Zlatan grunting]
523
00:25:19,291 --> 00:25:22,250
[presenter] Not only is he among
the great artists of our time,
524
00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:27,208
he's also a highly respected brain surgeon
and a die-hard fan of soccer-football.
525
00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:31,291
I'm proud to dedicate
this new hospital to the esteemed
526
00:25:31,375 --> 00:25:33,041
Dr. Weird Al Yankovic.
527
00:25:35,750 --> 00:25:38,333
Mwah. Hey, y'all.
I'd love to give a speech,
528
00:25:38,416 --> 00:25:42,791
but we have a trauma patient
who needs immediate attention. [yelps]
529
00:25:43,458 --> 00:25:45,375
-[Weird Al wobbles]
-[crowd cheering]
530
00:25:46,791 --> 00:25:48,708
[Zlatan gasps] Pinky!
531
00:25:49,291 --> 00:25:50,125
[groans]
532
00:25:50,208 --> 00:25:51,958
[whimpering]
533
00:25:52,041 --> 00:25:54,125
Don't worry, pinky. I save you.
534
00:25:54,208 --> 00:25:56,416
[whimpering]
535
00:25:57,791 --> 00:25:59,291
-[patient screaming]
-Ah…
536
00:25:59,375 --> 00:26:03,541
Nothing like performing a nice,
delicate seven-hour surgery.
537
00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:09,291
[cheering] You're the best!
538
00:26:09,375 --> 00:26:10,500
Thank you. Thank you.
539
00:26:10,583 --> 00:26:12,958
I am happy to accept this research grant
540
00:26:13,041 --> 00:26:16,458
on behalf of my wonderful,
talented and humble self.
541
00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:20,166
I'm in the middle of some
mind-blowing genetic advancements
542
00:26:20,250 --> 00:26:24,666
that will simply blow your minds!
543
00:26:26,583 --> 00:26:29,666
Which I'm too busy with
to waste time talking to you people.
544
00:26:29,750 --> 00:26:31,333
-[man] Ow!
-[metal clanks]
545
00:26:31,416 --> 00:26:33,375
Give me that oversized check!
546
00:26:36,583 --> 00:26:39,833
[presenter] And now the Mayor,
Dr. Weird Al Yankovic!
547
00:26:39,916 --> 00:26:41,375
Trusty shears, please.
548
00:26:41,458 --> 00:26:45,500
I declare this Spatula Emporium
open for business!
549
00:26:45,583 --> 00:26:48,500
[whooping] Spatulas! I love spatulas!
550
00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:49,583
I love spatulas!
551
00:26:49,666 --> 00:26:50,791
Hmm.
552
00:26:50,875 --> 00:26:55,875
Mayor Weird Al is a lot nicer
than scientist Weird Al.
553
00:26:58,958 --> 00:27:00,958
[crowd screaming in distance]
554
00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:06,875
[humming] Huh?
555
00:27:06,958 --> 00:27:08,208
[sniffs] Mm.
556
00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:09,708
[snorts, grunts]
557
00:27:09,791 --> 00:27:12,666
-[sniffs]
-[male voice] Hey, Zlatan! Stop!
558
00:27:15,416 --> 00:27:17,666
A talking fire hydrant?
559
00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:18,791
[male voice] No!
560
00:27:18,875 --> 00:27:21,666
A talking hat on a fire hydrant?
561
00:27:21,750 --> 00:27:23,250
[male voice] No, it's me.
562
00:27:24,541 --> 00:27:26,708
Up here, on your head.
563
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,625
Ponytail?!
564
00:27:28,708 --> 00:27:31,583
That's my name, don't wear it out.
565
00:27:31,666 --> 00:27:33,416
Since when do you talk?
566
00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:35,625
Since that mutant slug bit me.
567
00:27:35,708 --> 00:27:39,333
He was supposed to latch onto your head
but he latched onto me.
568
00:27:39,416 --> 00:27:43,125
Now I can talk and feel and sing!
569
00:27:43,208 --> 00:27:44,041
[Zlatan grunts]
570
00:27:44,125 --> 00:27:46,916
I got bad vibes
about you going to Weird Al.
571
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:49,000
Allow me to explain through song!
572
00:27:49,083 --> 00:27:52,375
Nah, nah, we don't have budget
for musical number.
573
00:27:52,458 --> 00:27:56,875
Look! Ponytail, I know you're tied tight,
but loosen up a little!
574
00:27:56,958 --> 00:28:01,333
Do what you do best.
Hang around, look pretty.
575
00:28:01,416 --> 00:28:05,458
That is what I do best.
Still, you gotta trust me, Zlatan.
576
00:28:05,541 --> 00:28:08,666
Ah. I need to find out
what's going on with this guy.
577
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:12,375
Now pipe down,
or I'll make you into a bun.
578
00:28:12,458 --> 00:28:15,541
Ah! A man bun! Anything but that!
579
00:28:16,875 --> 00:28:17,708
[sniffs]
580
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:22,250
Yeesh, tall building.
I ain't so good with heights myself.
581
00:28:22,875 --> 00:28:24,875
-[Ponytail] Uh? [yelps]
-[grunts]
582
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,750
-Oh. Whoa.
-[grunts]
583
00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:34,958
[tense music plays]
584
00:28:35,041 --> 00:28:36,541
[sniffing]
585
00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:37,500
[chuckles]
586
00:28:37,583 --> 00:28:39,083
[growling]
587
00:28:42,291 --> 00:28:43,833
[timer dings]
588
00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:46,541
[growling]
589
00:28:56,875 --> 00:28:58,958
[sniffs] Ah!
590
00:29:01,458 --> 00:29:03,291
[chomps]
591
00:29:05,250 --> 00:29:09,250
[woman] Hey! Get your green, glowy paws
off my snickerdoodles!
592
00:29:11,125 --> 00:29:14,208
-[Zana] Huh. She caught herself.
-Mission accomplished.
593
00:29:17,166 --> 00:29:18,791
[growls]
594
00:29:19,625 --> 00:29:20,500
[grunts]
595
00:29:20,583 --> 00:29:22,458
Mission unaccomplished.
596
00:29:23,041 --> 00:29:25,041
[growls]
597
00:29:27,125 --> 00:29:28,958
[Palio] Can we ever run away?
598
00:29:30,541 --> 00:29:33,500
[Nautai panting] Can I get a selfie?
599
00:29:33,583 --> 00:29:36,625
Nautai, not the time!
600
00:29:36,708 --> 00:29:38,166
She's not even here.
601
00:29:38,250 --> 00:29:41,416
Sorry. I just… I love her so much.
602
00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:43,750
Even as a rampaging slug mutant.
603
00:29:43,833 --> 00:29:46,916
Everybody, keep your eyes peeled
for two glowing green giants.
604
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,041
[Megan grunting]
605
00:29:49,125 --> 00:29:50,416
[evil laugh]
606
00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,333
Huh?
607
00:29:54,958 --> 00:29:56,458
Don't worry, we got this.
608
00:29:56,541 --> 00:29:58,750
We've been in way scarier situations.
609
00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:00,083
Like what?
610
00:30:00,666 --> 00:30:04,875
Remember when we landed a plane?
It was scary, but we did it!
611
00:30:04,958 --> 00:30:07,875
[groans] O'Dang, that was a dream you had.
612
00:30:07,958 --> 00:30:09,875
But still, we did it!
613
00:30:10,875 --> 00:30:12,875
[Megan grunting]
614
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,416
Ew!
615
00:30:15,500 --> 00:30:17,166
[tense music plays]
616
00:30:17,250 --> 00:30:20,250
-Come on!
-[Palio] Ew!
617
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,083
[growls]
618
00:30:24,666 --> 00:30:27,625
-Can I get a selfie?
-Still not the time!
619
00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:30,875
Zana, Palio. Ready stun sticks.
620
00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:38,125
What? You can't stun-stick Megan.
She's unstunnable!
621
00:30:38,208 --> 00:30:39,583
We'll find out.
622
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:43,416
Ready, aim, fire!
623
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:46,666
-[grunts]
-[yelps]
624
00:30:47,291 --> 00:30:48,500
[Nautai grunts]
625
00:30:50,541 --> 00:30:51,375
[growling]
626
00:30:54,250 --> 00:30:55,083
Tai!
627
00:30:55,666 --> 00:30:56,708
[Megan growling]
628
00:30:56,791 --> 00:30:58,166
[O'Dang] You got this, Tai!
629
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:02,375
Come on! Throw it!
630
00:31:02,916 --> 00:31:04,458
[grunts] I…
631
00:31:04,541 --> 00:31:05,958
[growls]
632
00:31:06,041 --> 00:31:07,750
[whimpers] I can't…
633
00:31:08,375 --> 00:31:10,875
I can't stun-bomb my hero!
634
00:31:13,416 --> 00:31:15,875
[device beeping]
635
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:17,208
[Palio] Nautai, run!
636
00:31:17,291 --> 00:31:19,583
-Get out of there!
-What? [hesitates]
637
00:31:21,458 --> 00:31:22,458
[device buzzes]
638
00:31:23,166 --> 00:31:24,041
Oops.
639
00:31:25,583 --> 00:31:27,375
[tense music intensifies]
640
00:31:32,125 --> 00:31:33,625
-[growls]
-[yelps]
641
00:31:34,750 --> 00:31:36,166
[moans]
642
00:31:39,916 --> 00:31:42,125
[device beeping]
643
00:31:43,291 --> 00:31:44,416
[growls]
644
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:49,833
[whimpers]
645
00:31:50,625 --> 00:31:52,666
Uh, don't think I'll bend that way!
646
00:31:52,750 --> 00:31:55,083
-[groans] Eeh.
-[Palio] Oh.
647
00:31:55,708 --> 00:31:56,583
[growls]
648
00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,208
[Palio moans]
649
00:32:00,333 --> 00:32:01,875
Uh, uh…
650
00:32:01,958 --> 00:32:04,083
-[growling]
-[yelps]
651
00:32:06,166 --> 00:32:07,500
[Nautai] Hey! Whoa!
652
00:32:07,583 --> 00:32:09,250
[whoopee cushion deflates]
653
00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:11,333
[grunts]
654
00:32:11,416 --> 00:32:12,625
[Nautai sighs]
655
00:32:13,250 --> 00:32:15,541
Boy, am I glad the first rule
of whoopee cushion
656
00:32:15,625 --> 00:32:17,791
is keep it inflated at all times.
657
00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:20,708
-Can I know the second rule yet?
-Yes, my child.
658
00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,291
Always keep a spare.
659
00:32:24,458 --> 00:32:25,958
[whoopee cushion deflates]
660
00:32:26,041 --> 00:32:27,458
[grunts]
661
00:32:29,291 --> 00:32:30,333
Deploy it again!
662
00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,166
[inhales, blows]
663
00:32:32,250 --> 00:32:34,208
[growling]
664
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:37,791
[whoopee cushion deflates]
665
00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:39,875
[yells, wobbly grunts]
666
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:44,541
Stop hitting the whoopee!
667
00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:51,166
It appears the sonic quality
of the deployment triggers the mutation.
668
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:52,666
-Oh.
-English, please.
669
00:32:52,750 --> 00:32:55,916
Squeeze the whoopee, save the All-Stars.
670
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,375
Got it. The whoopee cushion is go.
671
00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:02,000
[triumphant music plays, stops]
672
00:33:05,458 --> 00:33:07,000
[loud thud]
673
00:33:07,083 --> 00:33:08,083
Oops.
674
00:33:09,541 --> 00:33:11,833
[sniffs, grunts]
675
00:33:13,375 --> 00:33:15,666
Present came from here.
676
00:33:16,666 --> 00:33:21,625
If Mayor Weird Al did this,
then he can reverse it!
677
00:33:21,708 --> 00:33:23,333
-[Weird Al] But I won't.
-Huh?
678
00:33:23,416 --> 00:33:27,916
Hello, Zlatan,
my favorite mutant slug baby of all!
679
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:31,000
Zlatan is nobody's slug, baby!
680
00:33:31,083 --> 00:33:34,416
Now spill the beans,
Doctor-Mayor-Doctor Weird Al.
681
00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:39,750
[desperate] Why am I a mutant?!
682
00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:44,750
I found an enzyme
that makes talent tangible and extractable
683
00:33:44,833 --> 00:33:47,250
with only a single side effect.
684
00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:49,541
A hideous mutation?
685
00:33:49,625 --> 00:33:51,708
-[screams] Let me finish!
-[yelps]
686
00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:55,500
A hideous mutation.
The slug brings talent to the surface.
687
00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:58,666
I extract it from you
and inject it into me.
688
00:33:58,750 --> 00:33:59,833
Then boom!
689
00:33:59,916 --> 00:34:02,208
Weird Al is the All-Star Cup All-Star
690
00:34:02,291 --> 00:34:05,916
of all All-Stars of all time star
of all all-time star. [chuckles]
691
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:10,375
[gasps] You're doing that
by stealing Zlatan's soccer skills!
692
00:34:10,958 --> 00:34:14,791
When you put it that way,
it sounds positively brilliant. [laughs]
693
00:34:14,875 --> 00:34:16,250
If I do say so.
694
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:17,541
[chuckles] Yeah?
695
00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:21,416
Sounds to me like
it's not going to work out for you.
696
00:34:21,500 --> 00:34:25,083
[grunts, yelps]
697
00:34:25,583 --> 00:34:27,541
[yelping]
698
00:34:30,291 --> 00:34:33,791
How did Weird Al do that? To Zlatan?
699
00:34:33,875 --> 00:34:39,791
I have some of your fellow All-Stars
to thank for these new soccer skills.
700
00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:43,500
[gasps] You stole All-Star talent already!
701
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:44,958
You monster!
702
00:34:45,041 --> 00:34:46,041
[grunts]
703
00:34:47,250 --> 00:34:48,083
[yelps]
704
00:34:48,583 --> 00:34:49,458
Huh?
705
00:34:49,541 --> 00:34:51,416
Huh? [grunts]
706
00:34:51,500 --> 00:34:54,166
[screams, moans]
707
00:34:54,250 --> 00:34:58,166
And I'll be even stronger
once I steal yours!
708
00:34:58,250 --> 00:35:01,333
Evil maniacal laughter!
709
00:35:01,416 --> 00:35:04,708
I think you're supposed
to actually do the laugh.
710
00:35:04,791 --> 00:35:07,000
I'm not your monkey, Zlatan!
711
00:35:10,375 --> 00:35:13,083
Ow. [chokes, sighs]
712
00:35:15,125 --> 00:35:16,208
[groans]
713
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:17,875
[sighs]
714
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:19,458
[grunts]
715
00:35:19,541 --> 00:35:23,625
Good to go, Ms. Rapinoe. Thank you
for choosing the Creature Catchers.
716
00:35:23,708 --> 00:35:24,625
[grunts]
717
00:35:31,125 --> 00:35:32,625
[Zana] Hallelujah, happy holidays.
718
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:37,250
Felt kind of good destroying stuff.
Eating cookies always feels good.
719
00:35:37,333 --> 00:35:41,166
[groans] But I do not wanna mutate again.
720
00:35:41,250 --> 00:35:44,625
Slugs shouldn't bother you anymore.
Also… [giggles]
721
00:35:44,708 --> 00:35:45,583
…can I get a self--
722
00:35:45,666 --> 00:35:47,291
Yes, already, jeez!
723
00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:49,791
[salsa music plays]
724
00:35:50,708 --> 00:35:53,500
[camera shutter clicks]
725
00:35:54,500 --> 00:35:56,916
[giggles, cheers]
726
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,916
Selfie, selfie, selfie!
727
00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:04,458
-You whoopee cushion kids saved my life.
-We're not called that. We're actually--
728
00:36:04,541 --> 00:36:06,833
-[phone rings]
-Hang on, whoopee cushion kids. Talk.
729
00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:08,625
Oh, no.
730
00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:13,791
Oh, no! There's a group
of paranoid All-Stars down at the stadium.
731
00:36:13,875 --> 00:36:16,750
They won't play till they know
none of them is a mutant.
732
00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:19,958
Don't worry,
count on the whoopee cushion kids.
733
00:36:20,041 --> 00:36:23,416
I mean, Creature Catchers.
You and me will find Zlatan.
734
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:26,625
You go with Megan,
make sure no All-Stars got slugged.
735
00:36:26,708 --> 00:36:29,416
Once we do that, the game can go on.
736
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:30,833
I got a selfie. Mm.
737
00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:33,541
Make it fast. All-Star Cup is in an hour.
738
00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,291
[sighs] Selfie, selfie, selfie!
739
00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:38,583
[Weird Al humming]
740
00:36:38,666 --> 00:36:42,625
I know I might sound insane,
but I assure you…
741
00:36:42,708 --> 00:36:46,500
[mumbles, laughs]
742
00:36:46,583 --> 00:36:49,291
Just kidding. [laughs]
743
00:36:49,875 --> 00:36:55,166
Look, I didn't set out to take
all your talent. Just a drop, really.
744
00:36:55,250 --> 00:37:00,166
I thought if I could have
a drop of talent from each All-Star,
745
00:37:00,250 --> 00:37:05,291
then I'd inject it into myself and
become the greatest All-Star of all time.
746
00:37:05,375 --> 00:37:07,750
The GASOAT, as it were.
747
00:37:07,833 --> 00:37:13,791
[grunts] You won't stop
until you do this to every All-Star?
748
00:37:13,875 --> 00:37:18,666
Only way to become the GASOAT
is to mutate a few All-Stars.
749
00:37:18,750 --> 00:37:22,500
Now if I could remove the slug
that sucked up your talent,
750
00:37:22,583 --> 00:37:25,916
I'll just take a drop
and then be on my way…
751
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:27,416
Hey! Where's your slug?
752
00:37:28,916 --> 00:37:32,750
Oh, it looks like it merged
with your ponytail.
753
00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:34,458
Fascinating.
754
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,833
[evil laugh] Boo!
755
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:39,416
-Ya!
-[Weird Al grunts]
756
00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,208
Run, Zlatan!
757
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:42,291
It talks?
758
00:37:42,875 --> 00:37:45,041
Weird Al, meet Ponytail.
759
00:37:45,125 --> 00:37:47,875
Ya-ta-ta-ta! Come on! We gotta go!
760
00:37:48,458 --> 00:37:52,916
Ponytail, prepare to meet
my trusty giant shears!
761
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,375
[Ponytail whimpers, grunts]
762
00:37:55,958 --> 00:37:57,791
[Ponytail] Goodbye, trusty shears!
763
00:37:57,875 --> 00:37:59,250
Take that, Weird Al.
764
00:37:59,333 --> 00:38:01,750
And take that, trusty shears.
765
00:38:02,333 --> 00:38:05,291
Too bad I don't also have
a trusty bone saw.
766
00:38:05,375 --> 00:38:06,750
Oh, wait!
767
00:38:06,833 --> 00:38:08,541
Toodle-oo, Ponytail.
768
00:38:08,625 --> 00:38:11,375
Zlatan, don't let him cut me!
769
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:14,541
-[Zlatan grunts in slow motion]
-[opera music plays]
770
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:25,583
[in slow motion] No!
771
00:38:32,083 --> 00:38:36,041
[Ponytail wails, groans]
772
00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,125
[grunts]
773
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:44,541
-[Weird Al] Got you!
-[screams]
774
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,375
[Zlatan exhales]
775
00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,333
[groans]
776
00:38:49,416 --> 00:38:53,375
Zlatan moves like a newborn. Why is this?
777
00:38:53,458 --> 00:38:56,500
All your talent got sucked into here,
778
00:38:56,583 --> 00:39:00,625
just waiting to be injected
into yours truly. [laughs]
779
00:39:00,708 --> 00:39:04,083
What happened to taking just a drop?
You promised.
780
00:39:04,166 --> 00:39:05,500
I don't recall that.
781
00:39:05,583 --> 00:39:07,916
[Ponytail laughs]
782
00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:08,875
Ta-da!
783
00:39:09,791 --> 00:39:11,125
[grunting]
784
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,375
[Ponytail grunts] Ya!
785
00:39:13,458 --> 00:39:15,916
Ya! Ya! Ya! [grunts]
786
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:16,875
Oh!
787
00:39:17,791 --> 00:39:19,750
Okay, Ponytail, give it up!
788
00:39:19,833 --> 00:39:22,541
I stole that talent fair and square.
789
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:24,666
Stay back, Weird Al. [panting]
790
00:39:24,750 --> 00:39:26,208
I'm a wild card.
791
00:39:26,291 --> 00:39:28,583
A wild card, huh?
792
00:39:28,666 --> 00:39:31,791
If I had a nickel for every time I heard
a ponytail say that…
793
00:39:31,875 --> 00:39:35,625
Oh, yeah? Well, now you're dealing
with Zlatan's ponytail.
794
00:39:35,708 --> 00:39:37,916
-[Ponytail grunts]
-[groans]
795
00:39:38,708 --> 00:39:40,541
[Ponytail grunts]
796
00:39:40,625 --> 00:39:43,416
Wow. I kick exactly like you, Zlatan.
797
00:39:43,500 --> 00:39:47,333
Sweet. Hey, if you can do Kung Fu,
does that mean--
798
00:39:47,416 --> 00:39:49,916
I can already tell you that-- Ow!
799
00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:52,125
You have definitely inherited-- Ow!
800
00:39:52,208 --> 00:39:53,791
Zlatan's Kung… [groans]
801
00:39:53,875 --> 00:39:55,208
…Fu skills… [groans]
802
00:39:55,291 --> 00:39:56,791
…in addition to his… [groans]
803
00:39:56,875 --> 00:39:58,791
…magnetic gaze.
804
00:40:00,250 --> 00:40:01,291
[Weird Al screams]
805
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:04,708
Wow, Zlatan,
I never knew it'd feel this incredible
806
00:40:04,791 --> 00:40:08,458
to be surging
with so much concentrated talent.
807
00:40:08,541 --> 00:40:12,666
And I never knew it would feel so awful
having it taken away.
808
00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:15,791
Huh. Hey, what are you doing?
809
00:40:15,875 --> 00:40:18,958
Reattaching you. I want my talent back.
810
00:40:19,041 --> 00:40:20,708
Let's not be too hasty here.
811
00:40:20,791 --> 00:40:23,958
Oh, hey, look. Smoke bombs! [grunts]
812
00:40:24,708 --> 00:40:26,625
Quick, Zlatan, kick it away!
813
00:40:28,416 --> 00:40:29,708
[coughing]
814
00:40:32,333 --> 00:40:33,791
How did I miss that?
815
00:40:33,875 --> 00:40:36,125
Because I have all your talent.
816
00:40:36,208 --> 00:40:38,041
Don't be silly. Observe.
817
00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:39,458
[grunts, groans]
818
00:40:39,541 --> 00:40:44,250
Told ya. You got no more talent. [grunts]
819
00:40:44,333 --> 00:40:48,375
You see?
It's all inside me now! [evil laugh]
820
00:40:48,458 --> 00:40:51,125
Not for long, Ponytail. Yoink!
821
00:40:51,208 --> 00:40:54,833
All that talent
is about to go to its new home,
822
00:40:54,916 --> 00:40:56,875
inside Weird Al!
823
00:40:57,458 --> 00:41:01,125
-Zlatan…
-[grunts, groans]
824
00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:02,791
Whoo!
825
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:04,416
I feel so
826
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:06,666
Zlatan-y!
827
00:41:07,750 --> 00:41:12,125
[humming, grunting]
828
00:41:12,208 --> 00:41:17,291
Feels good to be the All-Star game
All-Star of all All-Stars of all time!
829
00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:19,416
You didn't earn that talent!
830
00:41:19,500 --> 00:41:25,000
I'll earn bragging rights for stealing it.
And a Nobel Prize, if there's any justice.
831
00:41:25,083 --> 00:41:27,250
Anyway, victory awaits.
832
00:41:27,333 --> 00:41:31,125
-Grappling accordion, away!
-[loud thud]
833
00:41:32,291 --> 00:41:34,958
[screams] Zlatan!
834
00:41:35,041 --> 00:41:37,125
[screams] Ponytail!
835
00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,208
[whimpering]
836
00:41:45,833 --> 00:41:49,166
No. No, Ponytail!
837
00:41:50,291 --> 00:41:53,875
Okay, y'all. Listen up.
These weirdos may not look like much,
838
00:41:53,958 --> 00:41:57,958
but the whoopee cushion kids are no joke,
despite their joke-like name.
839
00:41:58,041 --> 00:42:01,208
These two are going to tell you
if you're a slug or not.
840
00:42:02,458 --> 00:42:06,500
Okay, everybody. What we're about to do
is serious business.
841
00:42:06,583 --> 00:42:08,125
[blows]
842
00:42:08,208 --> 00:42:09,750
Is that a whoopee cushion?
843
00:42:09,833 --> 00:42:12,708
-Indeed it is, soccer player number one.
-What?
844
00:42:12,791 --> 00:42:17,166
Now, before I explain, there's one thing
I must get out of the way.
845
00:42:17,250 --> 00:42:20,083
[giggles] Can I get a selfie?
846
00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:22,750
Hello? Already gave you one.
847
00:42:22,833 --> 00:42:24,166
Right, sorry.
848
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,708
As soon as I deploy this whoopee cushion,
849
00:42:26,791 --> 00:42:30,416
we'll discover if any of you
is a hideous slug mutant.
850
00:42:30,500 --> 00:42:32,500
Do you expect us to believe
851
00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:37,500
that a fart bag will prove
which of us is a "hideous slug mutant"?
852
00:42:37,583 --> 00:42:42,000
Hey. These two were part of the team
that saved me when I got slugged.
853
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:44,000
Give the whoopee cushion a chance.
854
00:42:44,708 --> 00:42:47,833
Sounds like something
a slug mutant would say.
855
00:42:47,916 --> 00:42:52,208
Gee, you seem to know a lot
about what slug mutants say, don't you?
856
00:42:52,708 --> 00:42:54,375
-Maybe you're a slug mutant.
-Mm.
857
00:42:54,458 --> 00:42:56,625
-It's getting real!
-I ain't a mutant!
858
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:59,041
-I always knew you were.
-[screams] Stop fighting!
859
00:42:59,958 --> 00:43:02,500
Look at you, turning on one another.
860
00:43:02,583 --> 00:43:07,708
Soccer is a team sport, and whether
you like it or not, you're still a team.
861
00:43:07,791 --> 00:43:13,083
We'll conduct the test one at a time,
in case you all got slugged.
862
00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:15,250
[classical music plays]
863
00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,750
I'm no mutant.
You're wasting everyone's time!
864
00:43:17,833 --> 00:43:20,875
Yeah. That's what all the mutants say.
865
00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:23,375
[music continues]
866
00:43:28,666 --> 00:43:32,625
Don't worry, Nautai. I got your back.
Me and this broom.
867
00:43:32,708 --> 00:43:35,250
[player] Hello, I am not a mutant.
868
00:43:35,333 --> 00:43:37,041
[Palio] Squeeze the fart bag!
869
00:43:37,125 --> 00:43:39,166
[whoopee cushion deflates]
870
00:43:41,083 --> 00:43:43,541
Is he mutating? Are you mutating? Hmm?
871
00:43:44,541 --> 00:43:46,875
Oh, not a mutant! All good.
872
00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,125
Phew!
873
00:43:48,208 --> 00:43:51,125
Told ya! I knew the whole time.
874
00:43:52,916 --> 00:43:54,625
[laughs, cheers]
875
00:43:54,708 --> 00:43:55,791
♪ La ♪
876
00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:57,333
♪ I am not a mutant ♪
877
00:43:58,458 --> 00:43:59,833
All right, I'm up.
878
00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:02,875
Don't worry,
this will be quick and painless.
879
00:44:03,416 --> 00:44:05,708
[whoopee cushion deflates]
880
00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:07,458
See, I told you I was…
881
00:44:07,541 --> 00:44:08,958
[screams] …right!
882
00:44:10,541 --> 00:44:13,000
[growls, screams]
883
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:15,750
[classical music continues]
884
00:44:22,416 --> 00:44:24,750
[inaudible]
885
00:44:32,416 --> 00:44:34,416
[inaudible]
886
00:44:38,125 --> 00:44:39,291
[inaudible]
887
00:44:46,625 --> 00:44:48,291
[classical music ends]
888
00:44:49,125 --> 00:44:50,875
[Zlatan] Come on, Zlatan.
889
00:44:50,958 --> 00:44:53,916
Kick it. You know you can kick it.
890
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:56,583
[inhales, grunts]
891
00:44:56,666 --> 00:44:58,791
No!
892
00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:00,875
[crying]
893
00:45:00,958 --> 00:45:03,083
[sad music playing]
894
00:45:08,458 --> 00:45:09,666
[metal clanks]
895
00:45:11,041 --> 00:45:14,791
Game starts in ten minutes.
Keep your eyes peeled for Zlatan.
896
00:45:14,875 --> 00:45:17,666
That crying hobo looks like Zlatan.
897
00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,083
That crying hobo is Zlatan!
898
00:45:20,166 --> 00:45:23,083
[crying, snorts]
899
00:45:24,500 --> 00:45:25,416
Zlatan?
900
00:45:25,500 --> 00:45:31,666
No, just a pile of talentless skin,
talentless bones, and no ponytail.
901
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:40,250
How does it look?
902
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:44,041
Uh… So how'd all this go down?
903
00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:46,416
It's a tale as old as time.
904
00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:49,041
Weird Al stole my talent to become
905
00:45:49,125 --> 00:45:53,541
the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all-time.
906
00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:57,666
And there's nothing I can do.
907
00:45:58,166 --> 00:46:00,125
You can't just give up!
908
00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:03,791
You're still Zlatan,
with or without your talent.
909
00:46:04,875 --> 00:46:08,416
Good point, but we've got to get
to the stadium before Weird Al.
910
00:46:10,833 --> 00:46:13,083
And I just learned to walk again.
911
00:46:13,166 --> 00:46:16,375
[chuckles] You'll have to learn to do
a lot of stuff again.
912
00:46:17,041 --> 00:46:18,583
[car engine revving]
913
00:46:22,666 --> 00:46:24,458
Now try to kick the ball.
914
00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:27,125
Zlatan will not try to kick.
915
00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:28,666
Zlatan will kick.
916
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:30,750
[triumphant music plays]
917
00:46:34,375 --> 00:46:35,666
What's your problem?
918
00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:37,750
It's cool.
919
00:46:38,333 --> 00:46:40,041
We'll just take it slow.
920
00:46:40,125 --> 00:46:42,125
Zlatan, we need you to juggle.
921
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:45,083
I can't, my talent has been stolen.
922
00:46:45,166 --> 00:46:47,375
All I have now is my beauty.
923
00:46:47,458 --> 00:46:50,875
Then you're gonna
have to grow some new talent.
924
00:46:51,458 --> 00:46:53,458
[triumphant music continues]
925
00:46:59,000 --> 00:47:00,333
Again, please.
926
00:47:06,333 --> 00:47:08,875
[tense music plays]
927
00:47:08,958 --> 00:47:10,250
Again.
928
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:13,083
[triumphant music plays]
929
00:47:14,541 --> 00:47:17,291
[old lady] Hey! Keep it down out there!
930
00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,500
Again.
931
00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:24,750
[Zana] Nice! You're doing it!
932
00:47:26,291 --> 00:47:27,708
Get the ball from us.
933
00:47:28,541 --> 00:47:30,916
But that seems so hard.
934
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,666
-[O'Dang] 'Tis a sad day.
-Why's that, O'Dang?
935
00:47:34,208 --> 00:47:37,125
Zlatan can't get a ball from two kids.
936
00:47:37,625 --> 00:47:40,875
Hey, watch it!
That's no way to speak to Zlatan.
937
00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:43,333
[triumphant music continues]
938
00:47:43,416 --> 00:47:44,458
[glass breaks]
939
00:47:46,041 --> 00:47:46,916
Again.
940
00:47:48,125 --> 00:47:50,208
Come on, Zlatan, you're the best.
941
00:47:52,041 --> 00:47:54,208
["You're the Best" by Joe Esposito plays]
942
00:47:54,958 --> 00:47:57,000
♪ Try to be best
'Cause you're only a man ♪
943
00:47:57,083 --> 00:47:58,708
♪ And a man's gotta learn… ♪
944
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:00,083
Again. Please.
945
00:48:00,166 --> 00:48:02,416
♪ Try to believe
Though the going gets rough ♪
946
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,208
♪ That you gotta hang tough to make it ♪
947
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:07,708
♪ History repeats itself ♪
948
00:48:07,791 --> 00:48:09,958
♪ Try and you'll succeed ♪
949
00:48:10,041 --> 00:48:12,500
♪ Never doubt that you're the one ♪
950
00:48:12,583 --> 00:48:14,625
♪ And you can have your dreams… ♪
951
00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:15,541
Again.
952
00:48:17,958 --> 00:48:20,291
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
953
00:48:20,375 --> 00:48:22,875
♪ You're the best around ♪
954
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:24,916
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
955
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,166
♪ You're the best around ♪
956
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:33,833
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down ♪
957
00:48:35,833 --> 00:48:38,250
♪ Fight till you drop ♪
958
00:48:38,333 --> 00:48:40,958
♪ Never stop
Can't give up ♪
959
00:48:41,041 --> 00:48:43,375
-♪ Till you reach the top ♪
-♪ Fight ♪
960
00:48:43,458 --> 00:48:45,875
-♪ You're the best in town ♪
-♪ Fight ♪
961
00:48:45,958 --> 00:48:48,500
♪ Listen to that sound ♪
962
00:48:48,583 --> 00:48:50,875
♪ You're the best around ♪
963
00:48:50,958 --> 00:48:52,791
♪ Nothing's gonna ever keep you down… ♪
964
00:48:52,875 --> 00:48:54,125
That's better.
965
00:48:54,208 --> 00:48:57,500
Now I feel like Zlatan!
966
00:48:57,583 --> 00:49:02,625
I would describe the feeling,
but the world would die of envy.
967
00:49:05,041 --> 00:49:06,875
Someone's back to normal.
968
00:49:06,958 --> 00:49:10,500
[cheers] Zlatan! Zlatan! Zlatan!
969
00:49:10,583 --> 00:49:12,250
["You're the Best" by Joe Esposito ends]
970
00:49:13,458 --> 00:49:18,041
[Rob] Attention, soccer-football fans,
the game will begin in two minutes.
971
00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:20,791
Also, has anyone seen Zlatan?
972
00:49:20,875 --> 00:49:23,000
[crowd] Zlatan! Zlatan!
973
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:25,583
-[Megan roars]
-[all gasp]
974
00:49:25,666 --> 00:49:27,208
I'm a mutant.
975
00:49:27,291 --> 00:49:29,083
[all laugh]
976
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:32,291
You totally fell for it. [laughs]
977
00:49:32,375 --> 00:49:36,125
Hey, Zlatan, what if we bring
our buddies up to the field?
978
00:49:36,208 --> 00:49:38,916
Time for the All-Stars to hit the field.
979
00:49:39,000 --> 00:49:41,750
And we are short four players.
980
00:49:41,833 --> 00:49:44,291
So you're gonna have to join us.
981
00:49:45,708 --> 00:49:47,375
You've got the talent.
982
00:49:47,916 --> 00:49:50,125
-[all gasp]
-You just need better uniforms.
983
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:55,166
[Rob] It is time
for an exterior establishing shot.
984
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:58,041
Now the interior, as the crowd goes wild,
985
00:49:58,125 --> 00:50:02,833
and here come the All-Stars,
inexplicably joined by four local youths.
986
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,916
I, for one, am here for it.
987
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:08,125
-[triumphant music plays]
-[crowd cheers]
988
00:50:08,750 --> 00:50:12,125
-Shouldn't we look for Weird Al?
-And Ponytail?
989
00:50:12,208 --> 00:50:14,041
You want to delay the game?
990
00:50:14,125 --> 00:50:17,083
Point taken. Let's play some soccer!
991
00:50:17,166 --> 00:50:18,291
[giggles]
992
00:50:18,375 --> 00:50:20,000
[Weird Al] Oh yes, let's.
993
00:50:20,541 --> 00:50:23,083
[evil laugh]
994
00:50:25,541 --> 00:50:28,708
[Rob] Mutant Weird Al,
showing off his talent, or rather,
995
00:50:28,791 --> 00:50:30,666
every All-Star's talent.
996
00:50:32,625 --> 00:50:35,458
Wow, impressive. You got skills, Weird Al.
997
00:50:35,541 --> 00:50:37,708
Don't applaud, he's the villain!
998
00:50:37,791 --> 00:50:40,583
Okay, everyone, listen up.
999
00:50:40,666 --> 00:50:42,666
[horn blaring]
1000
00:50:48,958 --> 00:50:51,125
Okay, everyone listening?
1001
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:53,541
-Speak up!
-Can't hear you!
1002
00:50:54,125 --> 00:50:55,208
What?
1003
00:50:55,291 --> 00:50:57,291
[whimsical music plays]
1004
00:50:59,791 --> 00:51:00,833
I'm Rob Stone.
1005
00:51:01,416 --> 00:51:04,041
As you know, I've got more talent
1006
00:51:04,125 --> 00:51:06,541
than any of you could ever dream
of having.
1007
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:10,083
And I got to admit, it feels good.
1008
00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,083
-Poor form!
-What she said!
1009
00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:13,875
Boo! You stink!
1010
00:51:13,958 --> 00:51:17,041
-[crowd booing]
-Now, now, no need to get upset.
1011
00:51:17,125 --> 00:51:21,541
I'm going to give you a chance
to win all your talent back.
1012
00:51:21,625 --> 00:51:23,083
A game.
1013
00:51:23,166 --> 00:51:25,375
On one team, all of you.
1014
00:51:25,458 --> 00:51:28,541
On the other team,
me and a couple of slugs.
1015
00:51:28,625 --> 00:51:31,583
-You lose, I get all your talent.
-[all gaps]
1016
00:51:32,083 --> 00:51:33,625
And if we win?
1017
00:51:34,208 --> 00:51:38,000
Ha! Oh, you definitely will not win.
1018
00:51:38,083 --> 00:51:42,208
If we do, you give back
every drop of talent you stole.
1019
00:51:42,291 --> 00:51:45,291
Deal! Or, I take all your talent anyway.
1020
00:51:45,375 --> 00:51:47,083
-What was that?
-Nothing!
1021
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,000
Game time!
1022
00:51:49,083 --> 00:51:51,583
Team mutant, assemble!
1023
00:51:55,250 --> 00:51:56,958
[tense music plays]
1024
00:51:57,041 --> 00:51:59,083
[slugs mumbling]
1025
00:52:00,791 --> 00:52:02,791
[tense music ends]
1026
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:06,541
Gotta get Ponytail off Weird Al.
1027
00:52:06,625 --> 00:52:08,375
What about the game?
1028
00:52:08,458 --> 00:52:11,458
Yeah, we gotta do that too,
at the same time.
1029
00:52:12,208 --> 00:52:15,666
Oh, right.
Good thing it's not something difficult.
1030
00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:18,291
Let the game begin!
1031
00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:21,041
[triumphant music plays]
1032
00:52:25,791 --> 00:52:27,000
[Rob] So here we are.
1033
00:52:27,083 --> 00:52:30,833
If this was a movie,
this would be the climax at the end.
1034
00:52:30,916 --> 00:52:34,333
The crowd is electrified
in anticipation of a battle
1035
00:52:34,416 --> 00:52:36,708
that can only be described as,
1036
00:52:36,791 --> 00:52:37,958
"What?"
1037
00:52:39,666 --> 00:52:41,958
On one side, Zlatan, Megan,
1038
00:52:42,041 --> 00:52:44,416
and those scrappy youths
with hearts of gold.
1039
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:48,583
On the other, Weird Al
and his army of gelatinous mutants.
1040
00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:52,291
Who is going home with the All-Star Cup?
I'm Rob Stone.
1041
00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:54,875
[squealing]
1042
00:53:00,375 --> 00:53:01,375
[mumbles]
1043
00:53:04,125 --> 00:53:07,000
-[whistles blows]
-[triumphant music plays]
1044
00:53:12,625 --> 00:53:14,541
[rock music plays]
1045
00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:18,958
[mumbling]
1046
00:53:19,041 --> 00:53:21,125
[Rob] These mutant slugs are on the move,
1047
00:53:21,208 --> 00:53:22,458
much like Mannequin 2.
1048
00:53:22,541 --> 00:53:26,083
-Whoa! Zlatan limbos in for a steal!
-Yeah!
1049
00:53:26,166 --> 00:53:28,458
[Rob] Can the slugs limbo lower now?
1050
00:53:28,541 --> 00:53:33,000
Here comes Mutant Weird Al
to show them how it's done mutant-style.
1051
00:53:33,875 --> 00:53:35,125
He's going for the goal.
1052
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:37,708
Score!
1053
00:53:37,791 --> 00:53:42,291
First goal of the game goes to Weird Al.
Look at that victory dance.
1054
00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:46,666
Say what you will about his evil agenda,
the guy can butt bump.
1055
00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:47,583
[grunts]
1056
00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:48,541
[dings]
1057
00:53:48,625 --> 00:53:50,625
[cheering]
1058
00:53:52,250 --> 00:53:54,500
-[grunts]
-[Rob] Score! Another goal!
1059
00:53:54,583 --> 00:53:59,458
The lord of the accordion and his
gooey minions are just racking them up.
1060
00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:02,166
There's a lot of happy slugs out there.
1061
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,166
[triumphant music plays]
1062
00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,583
[yelping]
1063
00:54:10,875 --> 00:54:12,500
[slug mumbles]
1064
00:54:12,583 --> 00:54:13,916
[Rob] Goal! Finally.
1065
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,416
Zlatan scores and
gets the All-Stars on the board.
1066
00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:19,250
[Weird Al] Ya!
1067
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:21,458
[Nautai] To me!
1068
00:54:24,125 --> 00:54:26,416
-[grunts]
-[Nautai grunts]
1069
00:54:26,500 --> 00:54:27,375
[cheers]
1070
00:54:32,750 --> 00:54:35,041
[Rob] Weird Al is racking up the points.
1071
00:54:35,125 --> 00:54:40,000
Could this be the end of the line for our
scrappy youths and their hearts of gold?
1072
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:45,958
The chips are down. I dropped my bag
of chips, and the All-Stars are losing.
1073
00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:47,250
I'm Rob Stone.
1074
00:54:47,333 --> 00:54:48,583
-[dings]
-Goal!
1075
00:54:49,166 --> 00:54:50,041
[panting]
1076
00:54:50,125 --> 00:54:53,291
Rapinoe is adept
at dodging these monstrosities…
1077
00:54:53,375 --> 00:54:55,833
Oh! And the monstrosity steals!
1078
00:54:55,916 --> 00:54:59,000
-Rapinoe is not going to stand for that.
-[grunts] Ew.
1079
00:54:59,083 --> 00:55:02,833
[Rob] Oh, wow,
that's… some grade-A funk right there.
1080
00:55:08,166 --> 00:55:11,583
Nautai dancing circles
around these creepy slug things.
1081
00:55:11,666 --> 00:55:13,583
-[grunts]
-She kicks, she scores!
1082
00:55:13,666 --> 00:55:15,416
-Yes! Yes! [laughs]
-[crowd cheers]
1083
00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:16,833
[Rob] We're at 7 to 3.
1084
00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:19,541
All-Stars creeping up on the creeps.
1085
00:55:19,625 --> 00:55:23,541
Rapinoe to Palio.
Some deft footwork here by All-Star Palio.
1086
00:55:23,625 --> 00:55:25,833
He shoots, Palio scores!
1087
00:55:25,916 --> 00:55:27,083
-7 to 4.
-[dings]
1088
00:55:29,750 --> 00:55:32,041
Power block by Zana. Epic save.
1089
00:55:32,125 --> 00:55:33,250
Zlatan passes.
1090
00:55:33,333 --> 00:55:35,833
O'Dang is off and running, and goal!
1091
00:55:35,916 --> 00:55:39,166
-O'Dang kicks it up! We're at 7 to 5.
-[dings]
1092
00:55:40,083 --> 00:55:43,458
Fun fact, last week,
these Creature Catchers wrangled
1093
00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:46,666
a baker's dozen of possums
from my crawl space.
1094
00:55:47,333 --> 00:55:49,416
-[grunts]
-Seven to six!
1095
00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,875
[tense music plays]
1096
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:57,833
-[crowd cheers]
-[giggles]
1097
00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:01,625
[grunts]
1098
00:56:02,666 --> 00:56:03,791
[Rob] Seven to seven!
1099
00:56:03,875 --> 00:56:05,000
Yeah, yeah.
1100
00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:06,541
[Rob] Rapinoe ties it up.
1101
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:10,875
Now, let's see
if the All-Stars can deliver it.
1102
00:56:10,958 --> 00:56:14,458
Zlatan's got that look in his eyes,
he's got something to prove.
1103
00:56:15,125 --> 00:56:17,000
[laughs] GASOAT!
1104
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,375
GASOAT.
1105
00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,333
GASOAT?
1106
00:56:21,916 --> 00:56:25,666
[Rob] It all starts with a ball,
and a person, and their foot.
1107
00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:29,166
Zlatan gets ready,
gets set, and he shoots…
1108
00:56:31,041 --> 00:56:33,041
[tense music in slow motion plays]
1109
00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,666
[exploding]
1110
00:56:47,291 --> 00:56:48,666
[car alarm blaring]
1111
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,500
-[old lady] Keep it--
-[alarm stops]
1112
00:56:52,583 --> 00:56:53,541
Thank you.
1113
00:56:54,541 --> 00:56:59,541
[Rob] And Zlatan scores
just in the nick of time!
1114
00:57:00,750 --> 00:57:03,375
-[screams] The All-Stars win it!
-[crying]
1115
00:57:03,458 --> 00:57:04,708
We're done here!
1116
00:57:04,791 --> 00:57:06,791
[triumphant music plays]
1117
00:57:06,875 --> 00:57:08,875
[crowd cheering]
1118
00:57:19,750 --> 00:57:21,291
-Yes!
-Yay! We won!
1119
00:57:21,375 --> 00:57:23,333
-Yes! Yes! Yes!
-Yeah!
1120
00:57:23,416 --> 00:57:25,791
No, no, no, no, no!
1121
00:57:25,875 --> 00:57:30,291
I wanted to be the All-Star Cup All-Star
of all All-Stars of all-time.
1122
00:57:30,375 --> 00:57:34,458
Now I'm just a doctor-mayor-doctor-mutant.
1123
00:57:34,541 --> 00:57:38,083
-Oh, that's it!
-[grunts]
1124
00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:40,625
Hey, watch it, Ponytail, that hurts!
1125
00:57:40,708 --> 00:57:43,041
Doesn't hurt as much as losing!
1126
00:57:43,125 --> 00:57:47,875
You don't deserve all this talent.
The real thing is always better.
1127
00:57:47,958 --> 00:57:49,958
Well, that was fun.
1128
00:57:50,041 --> 00:57:52,500
Glad I tried it, but it sure is…
1129
00:57:52,583 --> 00:57:54,583
[mumbles]
1130
00:57:55,208 --> 00:57:57,541
great being back to normal. I--
1131
00:57:57,625 --> 00:57:59,333
[mumbles]
1132
00:57:59,416 --> 00:58:01,875
Hey! Stop deflating me!
1133
00:58:02,458 --> 00:58:03,375
[moans]
1134
00:58:03,458 --> 00:58:06,458
Ew, hair in my mouth. [grunting]
1135
00:58:06,541 --> 00:58:09,541
Take that, Weird Al! Still a fan though.
1136
00:58:10,500 --> 00:58:15,208
You know, I thought I'd never want to
leave the back of Zlatan's head.
1137
00:58:15,291 --> 00:58:18,875
Until I got all this talent.
1138
00:58:18,958 --> 00:58:20,375
[evil laugh]
1139
00:58:21,750 --> 00:58:23,833
[groans]
1140
00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:24,750
Uh…
1141
00:58:26,791 --> 00:58:28,708
[grunting]
1142
00:58:35,083 --> 00:58:37,333
[growling]
1143
00:58:39,750 --> 00:58:41,458
[crowd screaming]
1144
00:58:41,541 --> 00:58:44,208
[man] I was in the bathroom.
What did-- [screams]
1145
00:58:44,291 --> 00:58:48,666
What? Was it something I said? [laughs]
1146
00:58:48,750 --> 00:58:51,750
So I look like this now.
1147
00:58:51,833 --> 00:58:54,083
[Ponytail grunting]
1148
00:58:54,166 --> 00:58:56,583
[all whimper, scream]
1149
00:58:57,916 --> 00:59:00,708
-My appetizers!
-[mumbling]
1150
00:59:00,791 --> 00:59:04,125
-Get back here! You too, you two.
-[mumbling]
1151
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:06,583
Where do you think you're going?
1152
00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:08,041
[panting]
1153
00:59:08,125 --> 00:59:10,791
[Ponytail growling]
1154
00:59:10,875 --> 00:59:13,833
Runaway slugs! Don't mind if I do!
1155
00:59:13,916 --> 00:59:15,833
[chomping]
1156
00:59:17,375 --> 00:59:18,708
Good slugs!
1157
00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:21,583
Now for an All-Star main course!
1158
00:59:23,500 --> 00:59:24,458
[Weird Al] Whoop!
1159
00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:26,208
[burps]
1160
00:59:27,125 --> 00:59:28,375
[Ponytail grunts]
1161
00:59:28,458 --> 00:59:30,291
Stop right there!
1162
00:59:30,958 --> 00:59:31,791
[growls]
1163
00:59:31,875 --> 00:59:34,541
It appears as though I've had a change of…
1164
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:35,625
-[farts]
-…fart.
1165
00:59:35,708 --> 00:59:37,166
[Ponytail groans] Phew!
1166
00:59:37,250 --> 00:59:40,625
Yes, I stole people's talent
using advanced genetics,
1167
00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:44,625
but I've seen the error
of my brilliantly evil ways.
1168
00:59:44,708 --> 00:59:45,583
And now
1169
00:59:46,458 --> 00:59:49,583
it's time for a little redemption,
Weird Al-style.
1170
00:59:49,666 --> 00:59:51,541
Hello, Ponytail.
1171
00:59:51,625 --> 00:59:54,250
-It's me, Doctor-Mayor-Doctor Weird Al.
-[grunts]
1172
00:59:54,333 --> 00:59:56,833
Or as you might know me, Mama.
1173
00:59:56,916 --> 01:00:00,208
-I believe we can both be reasonable here.
-Mama.
1174
01:00:02,583 --> 01:00:06,625
[Weird Al] So that's what I raised?
A ponytail who eats his own mother?
1175
01:00:06,708 --> 01:00:09,333
Fine. I hope I taste terrible.
1176
01:00:09,416 --> 01:00:11,875
[Ponytail] Nope. Just weird.
1177
01:00:11,958 --> 01:00:13,041
See what I did there?
1178
01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:17,541
[Weird Al] Talking with your mouth full?
Who raised you?
1179
01:00:17,625 --> 01:00:19,750
Oh, guess it was me. [groans]
1180
01:00:20,875 --> 01:00:24,291
[Ponytail] More nuanced and complex
than I initially realized.
1181
01:00:24,375 --> 01:00:27,708
Anyway, who wants to get eaten next?
1182
01:00:28,291 --> 01:00:30,000
You want to eat them?
1183
01:00:30,083 --> 01:00:34,166
You start right here with Zlatan.
1184
01:00:34,250 --> 01:00:35,375
Zlatan!
1185
01:00:35,458 --> 01:00:37,500
I'll give you one last chance.
1186
01:00:37,583 --> 01:00:38,875
Take me back.
1187
01:00:38,958 --> 01:00:40,958
Well, I'm kind of seeing someone.
1188
01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:44,375
No, I meant reattach me to your head.
1189
01:00:44,458 --> 01:00:48,333
I came to life
from just one drop of your talent.
1190
01:00:48,416 --> 01:00:52,958
Imagine what we could do with
every drop of every All-Star's talent.
1191
01:00:53,041 --> 01:00:56,583
And now also Weird Al's talent.
1192
01:00:57,166 --> 01:00:59,166
[upbeat music plays]
1193
01:01:03,291 --> 01:01:07,708
Come on, Zlatan. Together,
we can be the greatest of all time.
1194
01:01:07,791 --> 01:01:10,500
G-O-A-T. GOAT!
1195
01:01:11,416 --> 01:01:13,791
No goats, just Zlatan.
1196
01:01:13,875 --> 01:01:15,416
Be both!
1197
01:01:15,500 --> 01:01:16,750
Just reattach me.
1198
01:01:16,833 --> 01:01:20,000
Talent is in here
waiting for you to soak it up.
1199
01:01:20,083 --> 01:01:21,125
Come on.
1200
01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:26,000
Just think,
we'll be the ultimate All-Star.
1201
01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:30,083
Zlatan already is the ultimate All-Star!
1202
01:01:30,166 --> 01:01:32,250
Oh, maybe out here.
1203
01:01:32,333 --> 01:01:34,708
But let's see how ultimate you are
1204
01:01:34,791 --> 01:01:37,625
inside my guts!
1205
01:01:38,541 --> 01:01:39,583
[Ponytail growls]
1206
01:01:39,666 --> 01:01:40,916
[all scream]
1207
01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,041
[suspenseful music plays]
1208
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:49,333
Puke him up, Ponytail!
1209
01:01:49,416 --> 01:01:51,583
Oh, I don't think so!
1210
01:01:51,666 --> 01:01:54,958
In fact, I still have room for more!
1211
01:01:55,041 --> 01:01:59,125
I'm so hungry I could eat
David Beckham's talent. [chuckles]
1212
01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:02,791
Hey! Hey, what are you weirdos doing?
1213
01:02:05,000 --> 01:02:07,833
[Ponytail growls in slow motion]
1214
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,000
[groans]
1215
01:02:09,083 --> 01:02:10,666
Curse you, Rapinoe!
1216
01:02:10,750 --> 01:02:11,791
Let's go!
1217
01:02:11,875 --> 01:02:13,875
[triumphant music plays]
1218
01:02:16,375 --> 01:02:18,250
[Ponytail growling]
1219
01:02:18,333 --> 01:02:20,000
[all panting]
1220
01:02:20,083 --> 01:02:22,083
[all panting, grunting]
1221
01:02:23,125 --> 01:02:25,125
[suspenseful music plays]
1222
01:02:30,041 --> 01:02:30,916
[all grunt]
1223
01:02:34,833 --> 01:02:35,833
Ow!
1224
01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:38,791
[screeches]
1225
01:02:41,583 --> 01:02:43,500
[Ponytail screams] Zlatan!
1226
01:02:51,708 --> 01:02:53,708
[loud thud]
1227
01:02:56,666 --> 01:02:58,666
[triumphant music plays]
1228
01:03:07,166 --> 01:03:08,791
Yes!
1229
01:03:08,875 --> 01:03:11,791
-[cheers] Zlatan! Zlatan! Zlatan!
-Yes, yes, yes!
1230
01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:13,791
-Zlatan, yes!
-[Nautai] Woo-hoo!
1231
01:03:13,875 --> 01:03:16,666
Wait! What about Weird Al?
1232
01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:18,750
Guess he didn't make it.
1233
01:03:20,541 --> 01:03:21,750
[yells]
1234
01:03:24,500 --> 01:03:28,458
Take that, green glowing slug of death.
I escaped!
1235
01:03:28,541 --> 01:03:29,833
[panting]
1236
01:03:29,916 --> 01:03:32,583
Through a hole Zlatan kicked in his belly?
1237
01:03:32,666 --> 01:03:34,916
Hole? In its belly?
1238
01:03:35,625 --> 01:03:36,791
Wonderful!
1239
01:03:36,875 --> 01:03:39,583
No. [chcukles]
I didn't know about the belly hole.
1240
01:03:39,666 --> 01:03:43,208
This, uh, is the first time
I'm hearing about that. Hmm.
1241
01:03:43,291 --> 01:03:45,666
-Does anyone have a mint?
-[metal clanks]
1242
01:03:46,250 --> 01:03:48,833
Here you go,
Doctor-Mayor-Doctor-Mister Al.
1243
01:03:48,916 --> 01:03:51,166
Please, we're friends now.
1244
01:03:51,250 --> 01:03:53,750
Just call me Doctor-Mayor-Doctor Weird.
1245
01:03:54,708 --> 01:03:56,208
Okay, see… Hmm.
1246
01:03:56,291 --> 01:03:58,333
Oh. [chuckles] Yeah.
1247
01:03:58,416 --> 01:04:00,791
-Ah.
-You know what? Here. They're yours.
1248
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:02,291
[splutters] Oh no, I couldn't.
1249
01:04:02,375 --> 01:04:05,291
Please, save me the trouble
of throwing them in the trash.
1250
01:04:06,250 --> 01:04:08,958
Wow, that was impressive.
1251
01:04:09,041 --> 01:04:11,291
You played one monster of a game.
1252
01:04:11,375 --> 01:04:13,458
The All-Stars win it.
1253
01:04:13,541 --> 01:04:16,541
I'm Rob Stone, and that is game.
1254
01:04:16,625 --> 01:04:19,666
[grunts] For all creature-catching needs,
be sure to call…
1255
01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:21,375
[all] Creature Catchers!
1256
01:04:21,458 --> 01:04:24,250
Creature Catchers rule! Woo-hoo!
1257
01:04:26,166 --> 01:04:28,166
[upbeat music plays]
1258
01:04:29,833 --> 01:04:32,083
[cheering]
1259
01:04:32,166 --> 01:04:33,291
[Nautai] Pass it to me!
1260
01:04:33,791 --> 01:04:34,916
[Palio cheers]
1261
01:04:35,000 --> 01:04:36,000
[O'Dang] Over here!
1262
01:04:36,083 --> 01:04:38,083
[panting]
1263
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:39,750
[Nautai grunts]
1264
01:04:40,583 --> 01:04:41,500
Yes!
1265
01:04:42,291 --> 01:04:44,500
-[camera shutter clicks]
-Selfie, selfie, selfie!
1266
01:04:45,958 --> 01:04:47,000
I got this.
1267
01:04:47,083 --> 01:04:49,791
All right! [cheers]
1268
01:04:50,916 --> 01:04:52,916
[upbeat music continues]
1269
01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:56,041
[both grunt]
1270
01:04:57,958 --> 01:04:58,916
Whoa.
1271
01:05:01,416 --> 01:05:02,250
[grunts]
1272
01:05:02,750 --> 01:05:06,083
[cheering]
1273
01:05:08,666 --> 01:05:10,666
[tense music plays]
1274
01:05:14,291 --> 01:05:16,000
[old lady] Keep it down-- [grunts]
1275
01:05:16,083 --> 01:05:18,375
-[glass breaks]
-[old lady screams]
1276
01:05:18,458 --> 01:05:19,833
[old lady growls]
1277
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:20,958
Sequel time.
1278
01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:23,041
[whoopee cushion deflates]
1279
01:05:25,666 --> 01:05:27,666
[guitar music plays]
1280
01:05:30,583 --> 01:05:34,000
Hello, I am Zlatan, as if you didn't know.
1281
01:05:35,041 --> 01:05:38,541
Uh, Netflix asked me
to reassure younger viewers
1282
01:05:38,625 --> 01:05:41,166
who are concerned for Zlatan's safety.
1283
01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:43,125
This is just a silly story.
1284
01:05:43,208 --> 01:05:44,916
Zlatan is perfectly safe.
1285
01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:48,375
-See, no slug on my ponytail. [yells]
-[screeches]
1286
01:05:48,458 --> 01:05:50,958
Slug on my ponytail! Get it off!
1287
01:05:51,041 --> 01:05:53,291
[groaning]
1288
01:05:53,375 --> 01:05:55,375
It's real! So real!
1289
01:05:55,458 --> 01:05:57,458
[static]
1290
01:05:58,000 --> 01:06:00,000
[instrumental rock music plays]
1291
01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,750
[instrumental rock music ends]
1292
01:09:02,833 --> 01:09:04,833
[triumphant music plays]
1293
01:09:59,000 --> 01:10:01,416
[triumphant music ends]