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Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to Heraklion.
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The local time is 3 am, and
the temperature is 28 degrees Celsius.
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Please remain in your seats
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until the aircraft
has come to a complete standstill
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and the captain has switched off
the "fasten seat belt" sign.
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Please take care
when opening the overhead bins
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as items may have been
dislodged during the flight.
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We thank you for flying with us today
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and look forward to
seeing you again soon.
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Please check with ground staff
for connecting flights
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or further travel
to your final destination.
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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Say uh, ah, Malia!
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I'll tell you why I'm so tired.
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- That would be you, Em.
- Why?
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What do you mean, "why"? What about
when she was booking the holiday?
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You did no work.
All this "I'm exhausted."
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I woke up to 20 messages from you.
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"We have to be there four hours before!"
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If it wasn't for me,
would you be here?
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Would you be here?
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Ah! We're in Malia, babe! Baby!
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It's kinda cold.
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I'm going in! Come on!
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Oh, she's in! She's in! She's in!
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Oh!
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I don't think we should do this.
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I don't think it's supposed
to be this cold.
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You'll get used to it.
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♪ Oh my God, oh my God
When I see you I should run
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♪ I'm saying things I've never said
Doing things I've never done
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I fucking love you guys.
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- I fucking love you guys!
- Best holiday ever!
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Oh, no, look at my fags!
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Where?
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I'll get them, I'll get them!
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No! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's so cold.
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What the fuck?
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MUM: GET THERE OK? XX
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TARA: X
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Ah, fuck's sake!
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Set me a fag. Mine are fucked.
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I swear my mum would've called
on the plane if she could have.
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I'm not sure
Mum's even clocked we've left.
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This is all we have
between all of us?
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- Yeah, just one.
- This is it to get dry?
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- Guys, I'm fucking starving.
- I swear you're always hungry.
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Why is the sea so cold?
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You know we still got
loads of time to kill?
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Do you wanna get chips?
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- Yes, 100%.
- Chips! Chips! Chips!
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- I want a big fucking big portion.
- Large! Large, large, extra-large.
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Oh, excuse me.
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Sorry, um...
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I was just wondering if maybe
we could have a room with, like, a...
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like, a pool view?
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Pool view?
No, no, no.
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All gone. I'm sorry.
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OK. Um...
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I tried.
Apparently, they're all gone.
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Hi!
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- Hi.
- Um, my name's Tara.
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
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Um, so, the thing is...
I just spat, sorry.
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Um, the thing is,
we're going to need pool view,
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because... see our friend Skye there?
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She can't swim very well,
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so we need to, like,
keep eyes on her at all times.
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- Like, we have to see her.
- We can be lifeguards.
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We can just dive in
if anything happens.
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We're excellent swimmers,
like, really good.
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- Save you guys the trouble.
- I actually swim for the county.
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We were hoping
we could use this holiday
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to help teach her...
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to doggy-paddle.
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- All right, all right.
- Thanks.
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Oh, my God! This is insane!
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Oh, my God!
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Look at this swan!
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- I fucking love the curtains.
- He left us swans.
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- Taz...
- Oh, babe, stunning!
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Outfit number one sorted!
Outfit number...
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Oh, there's butterflies
everywhere as well!
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Um... Skye! What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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- Deep-fried fags.
- You're a nutter!
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- But I will have one, thank you. OK.
- They are already dry.
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- We got our own fridge!
- Fucking luxury.
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This room is huge!
Like, a whole room.
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Where? Let's see.
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Ey! Pool view!
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Let me see!
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Best view I've ever seen in my life!
Whoo!
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Ooh! Whoo!
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Sorry about that,
but I needed my doughnut.
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Breakfast!
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Breakfast!
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And... breakfast!
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Dinner one!
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- Shit! Sorry.
- Can you not?
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Oi, whoever gets laid the most wins this.
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Apple punch for sex?
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- No. No, no, no.
- Actually...
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This.
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Titty glasses.
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What do we get if we're sick the most?
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Um, nothing,
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because we're not
going to plan for that, you nutter.
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All right. All right.
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Bonus prize.
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Party girl!
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Guys, I've been thinking,
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whoever's getting laid the most,
they should kinda get the main room.
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Yeah.
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And everyone else
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just kinda sleep where they land.
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Me, I'm going to be refraining
from sleep this holiday.
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Don't lie! You're going to be, like,
asleep in the club.
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Oi, you look beaut!
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Come here, try this.
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You should just go out like that.
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Like this?
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You look banging
no matter what you wear.
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Can I borrow some of that lip gloss?
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Yeah, let me do it for you.
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Look at you.
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If you don't get laid on this holiday
then you never will.
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No, I can't die a virgin!
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HOW TO HAVE SEX
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69!
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Fuck!
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Wait, wait, wait, we're not ready.
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Oi! Oi!
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Whereabouts you all from?
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We don't have any change.
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What, am I homeless or something?
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♪ Call me
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♪ Call me by my name
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♪ Or call me by my number
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♪ You put me through it
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♪ I'll still be doing it the way I do it
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♪ And yet, you try to make me forget
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♪ Who I really am
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♪ I am the one and only
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♪ ...all this time
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♪ I've tried to walk with dignity... ♪
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Oh, my God!
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Not like that! Give it here!
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Oh, oh.
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- I'm too thirsty. Hmm.
- Tara.
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I'm going to be sick.
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Night one in the Big Brother house,
Em is sick.
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Fuck! She's actually going to be sick.
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Hold the microphone.
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♪ I am the one and only ♪
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Can we have three more shots, please?
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I love you, Taz.
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I love you, too.
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Besties for life, yeah?
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I've just been to the bar and got shots.
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Check it out.
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No, no, no.
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Yes!
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Oi, what happens
if I fail every exam?
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Fuck school!
Let's all just find jobs together.
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Oi.
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You're fucking smart.
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I'm actually going to fail.
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Taz, even if you failed everything,
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you could talk your way in.
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- Tara!
- I need a wee.
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Chips are technically vegetables,
aren't they?
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Skye, is it my night to throw up yet?
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You already threw up.
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Don't laugh at me!
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Tara!
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What happens if I go to this good school
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and then no one even likes me
when I get there?
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Oh, Em, that's silly.
Don't think like that.
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No one likes you anyway.
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Why do you think
we ended up with you?
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- I'm joking.
- Here come on babe! Babe, babe! Babe!
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It's, like, a win-win situation.
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Either you fail
and you stay with us wasters,
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- or...
- I don't wanna fail!
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Or you get in and then you're really rich
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and you can bring us
on holiday every year.
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Vets aren't rich.
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They don't have loads
and loads of money.
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Yeah, but you're just, like,
really smart. You always have been.
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I can't even do a backflip.
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Thing is, I don't know what I wanna do.
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- I think...
- I wanna do a backflip.
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I think maybe I'll just do business,
'cause everything is business now.
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Every day, like, just all the time.
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We got to go
into business together.
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I heard that as well.
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Oh, my God!
These cheesy chips, man!
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- What?
- Ow!
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Oi, I am actually going to
open my own restaurant
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and just serve cheesy chips.
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Oi, you can come and work for me
while Em fucks off to finish school.
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I'll come.
I'll go every single day.
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- I think...
- I'll come three times.
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- I think we should...
- Breakfast and dinner.
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I think we should go to bed now.
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All I need to do to go to good school
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is if I get lots of As. Say As in...
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Em!
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- Shut up! You're stressing me out.
- Oi! The thing is, though...
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- ...is that...
- I'll hold it in that hand.
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...is that you two are actually
my best mates.
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- Gang, gang, gang.
- Gang, gang, gang.
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All right? I'm Paige.
Nice to meet you, ladies.
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- My name's Paddy.
- Nice to meet you.
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Whoo!
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Oi, I thought you left me for dead
with this clown.
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Oi!
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You know, I love youse a lot,
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but none of us are going to get laid
if we just hang out with each other.
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Last night was a disaster.
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Come on, then.
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Everyone in the entire hotel
must be having a shower right now.
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Oi, Taz, you should wear this.
You'd look so sexy in it.
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Don't you think, Em?
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I don't know,
looks mad uncomfortable to me.
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Skye, is this yours?
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- Yeah, why?
- Can I borrow it?
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Do you know
what you're doing with it?
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- Yeah, it's just...
- Come on, I'll show you.
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No my, my robot
is actually sick, though.
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Oh, my God!
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You look insane! What the fuck?
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Yeah, OK, I kinda get,
you look incredible.
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- Ah, she's ready to go out!
- Whoo!
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Yo!
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Sexy!
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Oi, smoke show!
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I know you can hear me.
I can see you smiling.
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You lot going out later?
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You should come round here for pres.
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Yeah, I can ask the girls.
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Fucking hell!
Talk about selective hearing.
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What's your name?
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Tara.
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That's a nice name, innit?
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I'm Badger.
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That's a bit of a weird name, innit?
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It's my nickname.
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Who's this?
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Romeo, Romeo, where is you? Yeah.
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Room 341, yeah?
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All right, easy, Tiger.
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We only just met.
257
00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:55,855
- Oi, no, what the fuck is that?
- What?
258
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,480
Ohh...!
259
00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,896
- Who's done that?
- I did it.
260
00:16:59,021 --> 00:17:01,938
They're fucking ridiculous,
like two massive slugs on your face.
261
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,730
Wait, how old
do you think they are, though?
262
00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:08,188
Oi, guys, remember your phone
and keys and money.
263
00:17:08,313 --> 00:17:11,313
I think, maybe, like, 19, 21.
264
00:17:11,521 --> 00:17:13,938
Yeah, so, what are we going to say?
We're, like, 18?
265
00:17:14,105 --> 00:17:16,521
You guys just going to fall in love
and leave me to it again?
266
00:17:16,521 --> 00:17:19,021
I think, like, 18,
just finished college, yeah?
267
00:17:19,355 --> 00:17:22,021
- Yeah, obviously I drive a BMW.
- Ha! You wish!
268
00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,896
- All right, come on, Taz!
- I think I'm doing a degree
269
00:17:24,896 --> 00:17:26,688
to be the next Prime Minister.
270
00:17:27,188 --> 00:17:29,688
Bro, if you can tell me
who the current Prime Minister is,
271
00:17:29,813 --> 00:17:32,021
then I'll consider
you taking his job, yeah?
272
00:17:32,021 --> 00:17:33,313
Go on.
273
00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,896
All right, for fuck's sake,
just come on! Shut up!
274
00:17:36,021 --> 00:17:37,646
Does this actually look all right?
275
00:17:39,063 --> 00:17:41,105
- Mad uncomfortable, innit?
- Yeah.
276
00:17:41,438 --> 00:17:43,230
You look fit as fuck, though!
277
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,563
- So do you, mate.
- Quick.
278
00:17:46,688 --> 00:17:49,355
- Taz, your phone, I said!
- Yeah, give it, then.
279
00:17:49,355 --> 00:17:50,855
- I need my bag.
- Keys!
280
00:17:50,855 --> 00:17:53,271
Taz, you have got
to sort those eyebrows out.
281
00:17:53,896 --> 00:17:55,313
Paddy, your go.
282
00:17:55,438 --> 00:17:57,438
Nah, it's Paige's go.
283
00:17:57,646 --> 00:18:01,480
Never have I ever crashed a quad
into a parked car.
284
00:18:01,605 --> 00:18:04,105
Badger this morning
still pissed out his head.
285
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,063
I'm usually a sick driver.
286
00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:08,355
I fucking drive vans for a living.
It's me job.
287
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,521
You don't crash them into parked cars
at work, though, do you?
288
00:18:11,688 --> 00:18:15,646
Never have I ever had a threesome.
289
00:18:24,105 --> 00:18:26,563
- Get shots out.
- Yeah, let's get some shots.
290
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:28,230
There's one.
291
00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:33,105
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
292
00:19:01,730 --> 00:19:03,938
Spin, spin.
Faster, faster, faster, go on.
293
00:19:04,271 --> 00:19:06,480
Three, two, one...
294
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,021
Stop! Stop!
295
00:19:09,021 --> 00:19:11,605
Oi, no, spillage is lickage, it's fine.
296
00:19:11,605 --> 00:19:14,063
- Go on, Em!
- That is disgusting.
297
00:19:14,188 --> 00:19:15,980
What you doing?
298
00:19:16,105 --> 00:19:17,355
- No, no, no, no...
- Yeah!
299
00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:18,813
I saw that. That was cheating.
300
00:19:20,230 --> 00:19:23,271
Do you know where the vet's are?
'Cause I got two swans that are sick.
301
00:19:31,688 --> 00:19:34,105
Never have I ever had sex.
302
00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:36,730
Fucking hell!
Come off it, we're not 12.
303
00:19:39,938 --> 00:19:42,771
Never have I ever slept
with two birds in one night.
304
00:19:43,105 --> 00:19:45,480
I'm not drinking that
'cause I'm a fucking saint.
305
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,230
- Oi.
- Chill out.
306
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:50,313
What happens on holiday
stays on holiday!
307
00:19:54,313 --> 00:19:56,396
- What are you doing?
- I was only joking, babe.
308
00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:58,271
I wasn't going to call you out, obviously.
309
00:19:58,271 --> 00:19:59,438
Yeah, sure!
310
00:19:59,438 --> 00:20:01,938
No one cares if you're a virgin,
it's very chill.
311
00:20:01,938 --> 00:20:04,480
So, why are you bringing it up, then?
312
00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:07,355
'Cause it's funny.
313
00:20:08,438 --> 00:20:09,980
It's not funny.
314
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,271
Skye, it's not funny.
315
00:20:12,563 --> 00:20:13,896
Got a drink?
316
00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:16,813
Paddy is fit, though!
317
00:20:17,230 --> 00:20:18,896
You should try it with him.
318
00:20:19,605 --> 00:20:20,938
Or I might.
319
00:20:20,938 --> 00:20:22,105
Oh!
320
00:20:25,646 --> 00:20:26,646
Oi!
321
00:20:38,563 --> 00:20:40,063
Whoo!
322
00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:48,230
Oi, matchy-matchy, night bossman.
323
00:20:49,771 --> 00:20:52,480
Top graft on these lot,
they're about as cool as your sister.
324
00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:54,313
Chill out, mush,
we're on holiday!
325
00:20:54,313 --> 00:20:55,355
What's the matter?
326
00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:57,230
Did you hear?
They're talking about us.
327
00:20:57,230 --> 00:20:59,188
We need to, like,
not let on our age at all.
328
00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:00,730
- To them.
- Yeah.
329
00:21:00,730 --> 00:21:03,396
Ooh, I miss my BMW so much!
330
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,313
Subtle!
331
00:21:06,563 --> 00:21:07,813
Listen. Listen.
332
00:21:07,938 --> 00:21:09,730
Do you think Paige is gay?
333
00:21:10,146 --> 00:21:11,646
Are you joking?
334
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:14,771
- J... I don't know.
- Are you joking?
335
00:21:14,771 --> 00:21:16,771
- Are you telling a joke?
- Let's hope she's gay.
336
00:21:16,771 --> 00:21:18,188
Of course she's gay.
337
00:21:19,396 --> 00:21:20,605
Oooh!
338
00:21:23,105 --> 00:21:24,271
I saved that!
339
00:21:24,896 --> 00:21:27,271
- Tipped it straight over.
- Don't lie. That went right in.
340
00:21:27,938 --> 00:21:29,855
- Fuck off!
- That's cheating.
341
00:21:30,021 --> 00:21:32,271
- Right, come on.
- Look at you sat down.
342
00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:33,771
- Come on.
- No!
343
00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:34,938
What the fuck!
344
00:21:35,063 --> 00:21:36,271
Let's go.
345
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:47,230
Come on, get it down you.
346
00:21:47,230 --> 00:21:48,646
Come on Badger.
347
00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:54,021
Uh, ah, Malia!
348
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,813
Oi! Paddy! Move.
349
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,563
I'm in a bad way!
350
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:40,938
...two, three!
351
00:22:43,355 --> 00:22:44,980
Feeling any better?
352
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:47,230
No.
353
00:22:48,271 --> 00:22:49,563
I think I can help.
354
00:22:49,563 --> 00:22:51,146
Um...
355
00:22:51,313 --> 00:22:54,063
So, I sold my hoover
the other day, yeah?
356
00:22:54,355 --> 00:22:55,355
Yeah.
357
00:22:55,480 --> 00:22:58,105
'Cause all it was doing
was collecting dust.
358
00:23:02,146 --> 00:23:05,480
Think! I got more, I got more.
359
00:23:05,605 --> 00:23:10,813
What is the difference
between a plum and a rabbit?
360
00:23:12,396 --> 00:23:13,855
I don't know.
361
00:23:15,980 --> 00:23:17,688
One is purple, and one isn't...
362
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,021
- Oh, wait! No, I got it wrong.
- Oh!
363
00:23:20,188 --> 00:23:22,105
I got it wrong.
364
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,646
No, no, no...
365
00:23:24,813 --> 00:23:26,480
You're good.
366
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:29,021
I don't think you've got
anything else left, to be honest.
367
00:23:34,396 --> 00:23:38,396
Why... Why do you never see
pigs hiding in trees?
368
00:23:40,938 --> 00:23:43,021
'Cause they're pretty good at it.
369
00:24:27,896 --> 00:24:29,521
Oi, what's that?
370
00:24:30,688 --> 00:24:33,730
Nah! Nah...!
You little cheating bastard.
371
00:24:33,896 --> 00:24:37,438
No, that's a classic one.
I'm going, I'm going.
372
00:24:41,521 --> 00:24:42,813
Shh...
373
00:24:55,605 --> 00:24:56,855
Nah.
374
00:24:57,688 --> 00:24:59,021
Bedtime.
375
00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:30,271
Come on, girls.
Up you get, you beautiful lot.
376
00:25:30,271 --> 00:25:32,730
Buses for Crush in five. Let's go.
377
00:25:32,730 --> 00:25:34,646
Oi! Hurry up! Crush is happening!
378
00:25:34,855 --> 00:25:35,938
Let's go!
379
00:25:35,938 --> 00:25:38,146
See you at gate in five!
380
00:25:38,438 --> 00:25:39,730
No.
381
00:25:39,855 --> 00:25:41,688
Surely, we have more
than five minutes, no?
382
00:25:42,021 --> 00:25:43,730
Why are we doing this to ourselves?
383
00:25:43,730 --> 00:25:46,396
No, if it's started,
we got to get a move on.
384
00:25:46,521 --> 00:25:48,688
We can be a bit late.
385
00:25:51,813 --> 00:25:53,105
Oh, my God.
386
00:25:53,105 --> 00:25:55,105
- Come on.
- Look at the state of him.
387
00:26:01,813 --> 00:26:03,980
See you in a bit, yeah?
Come Badger.
388
00:26:06,688 --> 00:26:08,188
I didn't bring any.
389
00:26:08,188 --> 00:26:10,105
Oi! Put this on.
390
00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:13,230
What did he just say?
391
00:26:13,230 --> 00:26:15,146
He's so fit.
392
00:26:18,230 --> 00:26:19,813
Everything hurts.
393
00:26:19,938 --> 00:26:23,646
I think that with this...
394
00:26:23,771 --> 00:26:26,355
- Skye, how does this work?
- Underneath.
395
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,271
You need to cover your bits.
396
00:26:30,521 --> 00:26:33,813
I swear to God,
you guys need to get some life!
397
00:26:35,563 --> 00:26:38,396
The only way through this for me
is with another drink.
398
00:26:38,521 --> 00:26:41,271
- No!
- What's that called? Dog of hair?
399
00:26:41,396 --> 00:26:43,271
- Dog of hair!
- Hair of dog.
400
00:26:43,396 --> 00:26:46,271
- That's a thing.
- Yeah, my mum does it all the time.
401
00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,105
See? It's proper.
402
00:26:48,230 --> 00:26:50,480
I'm not fucking dressing you.
I'm not your mum.
403
00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,480
- Thanks, mum.
- Where's the hair straighteners?
404
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:55,146
No, wait, Skye,
I need something else on with it.
405
00:26:55,271 --> 00:26:56,896
- What? What?
- It's see-through.
406
00:26:57,021 --> 00:26:58,271
It's not that see-through!
407
00:26:58,396 --> 00:27:00,980
In the water it will be.
I thought this is a pool party.
408
00:27:01,230 --> 00:27:04,063
Right come on orange!
Come on, that's it.
409
00:27:04,063 --> 00:27:07,438
Come on, girls!
Let's get it down you!
410
00:27:07,771 --> 00:27:09,688
Use those double-Ds!
411
00:27:09,813 --> 00:27:12,396
How are they not choking on that?
412
00:27:14,313 --> 00:27:16,563
That's it, girls!
Double-Ds, babes!
413
00:27:17,355 --> 00:27:18,980
We have a winner!
Well done, babes.
414
00:27:19,146 --> 00:27:20,730
Well done Sir, that's fantastic.
415
00:27:21,021 --> 00:27:22,313
One more girl! Anyone!
416
00:27:23,230 --> 00:27:25,813
- Taz! Taz!
- No, Skye.
417
00:27:25,938 --> 00:27:27,313
We've got one here! Taz!
418
00:27:29,105 --> 00:27:30,646
In the green, yeah? Come on!
419
00:27:30,771 --> 00:27:33,438
Come on, baby girl,
you got this one, you got this!
420
00:27:33,438 --> 00:27:36,688
One brave boy to play the game.
421
00:27:36,896 --> 00:27:39,355
Hey, here we go.
Look at him, he's eager.
422
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:41,271
- You all right, bruv? Ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
423
00:27:41,396 --> 00:27:43,271
Right, up there you pop.
Go on, son.
424
00:27:43,480 --> 00:27:45,938
Go on, Taz. Whoo!
425
00:27:46,730 --> 00:27:48,230
- Oh!
- Hello, little flower.
426
00:27:48,355 --> 00:27:49,438
How are you?
427
00:27:49,438 --> 00:27:50,646
- You okay?
- Yeah.
428
00:27:50,813 --> 00:27:52,938
- Who've we got?
- I'm Tara.
429
00:27:53,063 --> 00:27:54,313
Hello, Tara!
430
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,021
You know what this kind of game is?
431
00:27:56,021 --> 00:27:58,688
- I guess so.
- It's a bit naughty. Are you sure?
432
00:27:58,688 --> 00:28:01,271
All right, he's got a big fake willy,
that looks like a beer,
433
00:28:01,271 --> 00:28:02,938
and you're going to drink it.
434
00:28:03,105 --> 00:28:04,230
Right, ready?
435
00:28:04,230 --> 00:28:07,438
Beer in the mouth, blowjob-style.
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
436
00:28:08,355 --> 00:28:11,771
That's it, that's it!
Go on, get back in there!
437
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:13,646
That's it! Not in her eyes.
438
00:28:14,688 --> 00:28:17,480
That's it. More, more, more, more.
Go on, keep going. Push it. Push it!
439
00:28:17,730 --> 00:28:20,646
Put your back into it, mate.
That's it, that's it, that's it!
440
00:28:20,855 --> 00:28:22,313
Keep going, keep going!
441
00:28:22,438 --> 00:28:24,980
Get in there!
That's it, that's it, that's it!
442
00:28:25,146 --> 00:28:28,146
Come on, open your mouth more,
Jesus Christ!
443
00:28:28,313 --> 00:28:30,313
No boy's going to be happy with you!
444
00:28:30,438 --> 00:28:31,896
Christ!
445
00:28:32,146 --> 00:28:33,438
Tragic. I love you though.
446
00:28:33,771 --> 00:28:35,730
Yeah, I'm not good at that game.
447
00:28:35,855 --> 00:28:37,480
I dunno, you look pretty good to me.
448
00:28:37,605 --> 00:28:39,980
- Come on, guys! All right!
- Another one?
449
00:28:40,105 --> 00:28:41,688
- That's enough.
- That's enough.
450
00:28:41,688 --> 00:28:43,146
Off, off! You lost.
451
00:28:43,938 --> 00:28:45,480
You lost, girl!
452
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:47,396
You can cuddle
in your own time.
453
00:28:47,396 --> 00:28:50,063
- Right, we need another boy!
- One more boy, please.
454
00:28:52,396 --> 00:28:54,063
Come on!
455
00:28:55,771 --> 00:28:57,563
You had a good time, yeah?
456
00:28:57,688 --> 00:29:00,605
Let me see those hands up! Yeah?
457
00:29:00,730 --> 00:29:03,271
If you've got a drink in your hands,
down it!
458
00:29:03,396 --> 00:29:06,105
Go! Now! Go, go, go! Down it!
459
00:29:06,105 --> 00:29:07,355
Beautiful, I like that.
460
00:29:09,438 --> 00:29:11,313
Who else is fucked?
461
00:29:11,521 --> 00:29:13,021
Where are you?
462
00:29:22,396 --> 00:29:24,063
Wait, it's fine.
463
00:29:25,896 --> 00:29:27,771
It's still fine. It still works.
464
00:29:32,105 --> 00:29:33,813
No, no! Stop it!
465
00:29:35,521 --> 00:29:36,855
Aah, get off me.
466
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:40,396
Don't you think he's kinda fit, yeah?
467
00:29:43,313 --> 00:29:45,855
I mean, he's a complete clown, no?
468
00:29:47,855 --> 00:29:50,188
No, but a sexy clown.
469
00:29:50,480 --> 00:29:52,855
Come on, I think he's proper jokes.
470
00:29:53,896 --> 00:29:55,480
Nah, he's butters.
471
00:29:57,605 --> 00:29:59,105
You can do much better.
472
00:30:01,938 --> 00:30:03,105
Come on.
473
00:30:37,021 --> 00:30:38,146
Taz!
474
00:31:02,021 --> 00:31:04,146
Yes, Malia! Yes!
475
00:31:05,563 --> 00:31:08,230
What you telling me, guys,
you had a good night, yeah?
476
00:31:09,021 --> 00:31:11,855
We're about to get you lot
so fucking horny.
477
00:31:11,855 --> 00:31:13,313
So fucking ready!
478
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:14,688
Let's have it.
479
00:31:14,688 --> 00:31:16,646
Let's fucking have it Malia!
Come one guys.
480
00:31:16,646 --> 00:31:18,313
Sorry, I just stepped on you.
481
00:31:18,313 --> 00:31:19,813
We're drunk.
We're fucking drunk.
482
00:31:19,813 --> 00:31:22,355
OK, we're going to play a game.
We're going to play a last game.
483
00:31:22,355 --> 00:31:23,646
Final game of the night, yeah?
484
00:31:23,646 --> 00:31:25,188
- It's a mad one.
- It's a big one.
485
00:31:25,188 --> 00:31:26,896
You got to give it your all, okay?
What do we need?
486
00:31:26,896 --> 00:31:28,813
- You going to do it?
- If you do it with me.
487
00:31:28,813 --> 00:31:29,938
Yeah, OK.
488
00:31:31,355 --> 00:31:32,896
OK, let's do this...
489
00:31:34,105 --> 00:31:35,313
Come on.
490
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:36,771
One more, right?
491
00:31:36,771 --> 00:31:39,146
Final!
It's the fucking final, guys.
492
00:31:39,146 --> 00:31:42,313
Get your game faces on.
Stretch it out! Ready?
493
00:31:42,521 --> 00:31:44,605
We need two boys
up on this stage now.
494
00:31:44,605 --> 00:31:45,730
Get me two boys!
495
00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:48,271
- Who've we got? Hands up!
- So many hands!
496
00:31:48,271 --> 00:31:50,563
I can't hear you.
497
00:31:50,688 --> 00:31:51,730
Who's wants it?
498
00:31:51,855 --> 00:31:53,271
Oi, oi, look who it is.
499
00:31:53,396 --> 00:31:56,355
Yes, let's have our loser from
earlier back, come on, in the blue.
500
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,605
Let's get you up.
Prove yourself this time.
501
00:31:59,980 --> 00:32:01,730
Let's go!
502
00:32:04,438 --> 00:32:06,021
Yeah!
503
00:32:06,355 --> 00:32:08,521
- Who we got here?
- Up you get, up you get, up you get!
504
00:32:08,521 --> 00:32:09,646
Badger.
505
00:32:10,146 --> 00:32:11,521
Badger!
506
00:32:12,521 --> 00:32:14,480
Over here we got Badger!
507
00:32:15,396 --> 00:32:18,230
Badger! Badger! Badger!
508
00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:19,980
What's your name, boy?
509
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:21,980
My name's Tom
and I'm from fucking London!
510
00:32:21,980 --> 00:32:23,813
Tom from fucking London, yeah!
511
00:32:23,813 --> 00:32:25,188
We love a Londoner!
512
00:32:27,688 --> 00:32:30,271
Oi! Now, listen up,
the game we are playing
513
00:32:30,271 --> 00:32:35,230
is these two lovely boys have got
to get fucking hard, all right?
514
00:32:36,313 --> 00:32:38,813
- We need some girls!
- We need some fucking girls.
515
00:32:45,188 --> 00:32:47,521
- Come on...
- Oh, no.
516
00:32:47,646 --> 00:32:50,396
Oh, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
517
00:32:50,980 --> 00:32:53,896
Three girls over here.
That's it, over here! That's it.
518
00:32:54,021 --> 00:32:56,563
That is amazing technique.
How are you not hard?
519
00:32:57,813 --> 00:32:59,896
Ooh, Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
520
00:33:00,438 --> 00:33:02,480
Come on, Badger,
go to your happy place, mate.
521
00:33:02,605 --> 00:33:04,646
Go on, girls! That's it!
522
00:33:05,063 --> 00:33:06,980
That's it! Oh, my God!
523
00:33:07,105 --> 00:33:10,313
Yeah! My fucking boy!
524
00:33:13,271 --> 00:33:15,063
Let's go, darling.
Go on, deep-throat him.
525
00:33:15,188 --> 00:33:17,396
Yes! Yes!
526
00:33:17,730 --> 00:33:19,813
What are we saying?
What are we fucking saying?
527
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:23,438
Yes, yes, yes! He's hard!
Badger is hard!
528
00:33:38,938 --> 00:33:39,938
Oh.
529
00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:03,313
Skye?
530
00:34:04,938 --> 00:34:06,188
Yeah.
531
00:34:06,896 --> 00:34:08,730
Is that bed free yet?
532
00:34:15,271 --> 00:34:16,688
Yeah, mate.
533
00:34:17,105 --> 00:34:18,563
Go on.
534
00:34:18,688 --> 00:34:20,605
And take the pan with you, innit?
535
00:34:24,021 --> 00:34:25,563
Oh fuck!
536
00:34:26,188 --> 00:34:27,230
Thanks.
537
00:34:37,313 --> 00:34:38,480
Yo!
538
00:34:38,605 --> 00:34:41,813
You've got a big smirk on your face.
Have you got something to tell us?
539
00:34:42,021 --> 00:34:43,021
Go on!
540
00:34:43,021 --> 00:34:45,396
Go on, get in there!
He just got a second.
541
00:34:45,521 --> 00:34:46,855
Shh!
542
00:34:47,188 --> 00:34:48,438
Please, Badger.
543
00:34:48,605 --> 00:34:51,146
I wondered when youse lot would surface.
544
00:34:51,271 --> 00:34:52,646
Morning.
545
00:34:55,980 --> 00:34:57,688
Not feeling too good, lass?
546
00:34:58,563 --> 00:35:00,938
Get some brekkie down ya,
round two starting soon.
547
00:35:02,188 --> 00:35:04,438
Fucking hell, you're really in
for the worst, aren't you?
548
00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:07,771
I thought you southern fairies knew
how to party, you fucking jokers.
549
00:35:08,146 --> 00:35:10,521
Don't feel very jokes right now.
550
00:35:21,146 --> 00:35:22,688
Gorgeous, pet!
551
00:35:27,313 --> 00:35:28,438
Fuck!
552
00:35:29,730 --> 00:35:31,771
Why so early?
553
00:35:32,771 --> 00:35:34,688
I don't remember anything at all.
554
00:35:36,438 --> 00:35:37,980
Is Taz at theirs?
555
00:35:39,063 --> 00:35:40,521
Must be.
556
00:35:44,188 --> 00:35:45,313
Hm.
557
00:35:53,938 --> 00:35:56,313
Eating's cheating, babe.
558
00:35:58,188 --> 00:35:59,813
Oh, my God, please stop.
559
00:35:59,938 --> 00:36:01,855
You're going to make me sick again.
560
00:36:02,813 --> 00:36:04,521
What, you want some?
561
00:36:07,521 --> 00:36:09,563
Oi, do us a favour
and wake Tara up.
562
00:36:09,688 --> 00:36:11,605
Me and her have got
some unfinished business.
563
00:36:11,771 --> 00:36:14,896
We all know how you finish
your business now, Badger.
564
00:36:15,938 --> 00:36:17,396
You lot up for pool?
565
00:36:18,313 --> 00:36:19,980
- Yeah.
- Em?
566
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,271
- Yeah.
- Worst bit is, yeah,
567
00:36:22,396 --> 00:36:23,646
I've got no memory of it.
568
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:27,396
Probably the greatest thing to ever
happen to me in my whole entire life.
569
00:36:27,396 --> 00:36:28,855
No memory.
570
00:36:29,605 --> 00:36:31,313
That was the best thing?
571
00:36:31,688 --> 00:36:33,438
Hopefully,
them girls feel the same.
572
00:36:33,438 --> 00:36:35,188
Yeah, I hope
they don't remember it either.
573
00:36:36,188 --> 00:36:38,438
Your life sounds proper shit.
574
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:40,438
Rinsed.
575
00:36:40,563 --> 00:36:42,396
Oi! Last night
were crazy, you know?
576
00:36:42,521 --> 00:36:44,480
Taz, come out here! Mush!
577
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,980
Stop screaming, you lunatic.
578
00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:49,355
Well, if you won't get her
out here...
579
00:36:50,688 --> 00:36:52,271
She's with you, no?
580
00:36:52,271 --> 00:36:53,896
Yeah! Ain't she at yours?
581
00:36:53,896 --> 00:36:55,730
No, why would she be here?
582
00:36:56,521 --> 00:36:58,105
Well, she came back with you.
583
00:36:58,896 --> 00:37:00,688
She not at yours?
584
00:37:01,271 --> 00:37:04,021
He's joking about.
Just bring her out.
585
00:37:04,313 --> 00:37:06,396
On my Mum's life, I'm not joking.
586
00:37:11,355 --> 00:37:12,730
Check your phone.
587
00:37:13,563 --> 00:37:15,188
She would've said something.
588
00:37:16,563 --> 00:37:19,563
This is typical Tara behaviour.
589
00:37:20,188 --> 00:37:21,813
She's always on one.
590
00:37:25,563 --> 00:37:27,813
See, last seen in the apartment, now.
591
00:37:33,813 --> 00:37:35,271
Damn!
592
00:37:35,605 --> 00:37:37,271
I guess girl got laid.
593
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,021
What she doing
leaving her phone here?
594
00:37:45,771 --> 00:37:47,813
- Why are you being weird?
- I'm not.
595
00:37:50,688 --> 00:37:53,771
- Oi, just look proper, yeah?
- Yeah, check.
596
00:37:53,771 --> 00:37:55,605
Mate, I'd know if she came here.
597
00:37:55,855 --> 00:37:57,646
She's definitely still on it.
598
00:38:07,188 --> 00:38:08,813
I don't like it.
599
00:38:09,438 --> 00:38:10,855
Just chill out.
600
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:15,855
It's nothing major, is it?
Just fucking stop panicking.
601
00:38:16,063 --> 00:38:18,105
Should have moved quicker, bro.
602
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:21,271
Don't you get jealous, you.
It doesn't suit you.
603
00:38:24,938 --> 00:38:27,021
What are you trying to get at?
604
00:38:30,605 --> 00:38:32,021
Where is she, then?
605
00:38:32,271 --> 00:38:34,271
- You chat shit.
- I don't know.
606
00:38:35,438 --> 00:38:38,063
I can't just sit here.
I'm going to talk to reception, okay?
607
00:38:45,730 --> 00:38:47,480
See you down the pool, yeah?
608
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,271
Come on, boys, let's go.
609
00:38:49,855 --> 00:38:51,230
Badger, you coming?
610
00:38:58,396 --> 00:38:59,730
Oi!
611
00:39:08,646 --> 00:39:10,480
Do you want to come and chill here?
612
00:39:38,230 --> 00:39:40,355
I'm so proud of Tara, man.
613
00:39:43,688 --> 00:39:45,021
Proud?
614
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:50,938
I bet she's finally...
615
00:39:55,271 --> 00:39:57,188
She's wanted to for so long.
616
00:40:00,438 --> 00:40:02,146
What are you on about?
617
00:40:07,188 --> 00:40:09,230
She's a massive virgin, mate.
618
00:40:23,938 --> 00:40:25,646
Do you think she's all right?
619
00:40:27,230 --> 00:40:29,480
Mate, she's having
the time of her life.
620
00:40:37,105 --> 00:40:38,688
Are you jealous?
621
00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:43,105
No, it's...
it's not that, it's just...
622
00:40:47,813 --> 00:40:49,980
Well, we could go looking for her.
623
00:40:51,188 --> 00:40:53,063
Yeah, maybe that's a good idea.
624
00:41:13,980 --> 00:41:15,730
Ho, ho, this one's a lucky boy, eh?
625
00:41:18,146 --> 00:41:19,355
Let's go darling!
626
00:41:19,355 --> 00:41:20,813
Go on, deep throat him.
627
00:41:21,730 --> 00:41:23,105
Jesus Christ, she's gagging.
628
00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,021
Hi darling.
629
00:41:48,605 --> 00:41:50,021
All right, you?
630
00:41:50,021 --> 00:41:51,688
- Paddy!
- What are you doing?
631
00:41:51,688 --> 00:41:53,980
Um... not going home.
632
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,605
Is it past your bedtime already?
633
00:41:57,605 --> 00:41:59,146
Where's everyone else?
634
00:41:59,896 --> 00:42:01,438
Still going, I think.
635
00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:03,980
Yeah? Oh, come on,
you can't go to bed.
636
00:42:03,980 --> 00:42:06,480
Me and you are always
last ones standing.
637
00:42:06,855 --> 00:42:09,105
You're not going leave me
on my own, are you?
638
00:42:11,521 --> 00:42:12,938
We go to beach?
639
00:42:14,938 --> 00:42:17,146
Come on! I know you want to.
640
00:42:18,271 --> 00:42:19,938
Come on!
641
00:42:26,313 --> 00:42:28,313
- Sit there.
- Here?
642
00:42:33,938 --> 00:42:35,980
You don't fancy the strip, then, no?
643
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:37,980
- No.
- Why?
644
00:42:38,938 --> 00:42:40,480
I don't know.
645
00:42:43,813 --> 00:42:45,730
Don't you think it's mad how, like,
646
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,396
sand just gets everywhere?
647
00:42:48,938 --> 00:42:50,438
No, we're on a beach.
648
00:42:51,896 --> 00:42:53,355
What are you on about?
649
00:42:53,355 --> 00:42:56,563
Yeah but, it just gets everywhere.
650
00:43:05,938 --> 00:43:08,813
I've not noticed it before,
but you're proper beautiful, you know?
651
00:43:16,021 --> 00:43:19,688
Some kind of compliment
in there somewhere.
652
00:43:21,896 --> 00:43:23,896
You're into our lad, though,
aren't you?
653
00:43:29,688 --> 00:43:31,688
So, what are you into, then?
654
00:43:35,105 --> 00:43:36,188
Hmm...
655
00:43:37,646 --> 00:43:40,646
Pasta and cheesy chips.
656
00:43:42,146 --> 00:43:44,230
You're fucking jokes, you!
657
00:43:53,688 --> 00:43:55,813
Oi, let's go skinny dipping.
658
00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:57,146
- No.
- Why?
659
00:43:57,313 --> 00:43:59,105
- 'Cause it's so cold.
- Come on! Come on!
660
00:43:59,105 --> 00:44:00,938
Paddy, no! No!
661
00:44:01,146 --> 00:44:03,896
Paddy, no! I don't want to!
Put me down!
662
00:44:03,896 --> 00:44:05,896
Paddy! No!
663
00:44:06,105 --> 00:44:08,688
No! Put me down!
664
00:44:10,313 --> 00:44:13,063
- It's all right once you're in it!
- It's not, alright at all Paddy.
665
00:44:13,063 --> 00:44:14,271
It's fucking freezing!
666
00:44:14,688 --> 00:44:16,313
Come here.
667
00:44:17,313 --> 00:44:18,396
Come here.
668
00:44:22,230 --> 00:44:24,188
You're going to lose all your teeth.
669
00:44:26,271 --> 00:44:27,688
Come here.
670
00:44:31,063 --> 00:44:33,146
What you laughing at?
671
00:44:35,521 --> 00:44:37,230
Paddy, stop!
672
00:44:37,355 --> 00:44:39,438
- What?
- Stop.
673
00:44:39,563 --> 00:44:41,230
All right, I won't touch you.
674
00:44:51,938 --> 00:44:53,813
No!
675
00:44:54,146 --> 00:44:55,521
- Come here.
- What?
676
00:44:55,730 --> 00:44:57,021
I'm cold!
677
00:44:59,521 --> 00:45:02,480
I think it's a bit unfair how it don't
work both ways, though, really.
678
00:45:02,605 --> 00:45:04,313
I'm cold.
679
00:45:07,480 --> 00:45:08,938
Come on, then.
680
00:45:22,146 --> 00:45:23,938
Weren't me, boss!
681
00:45:24,563 --> 00:45:25,938
What?
682
00:45:26,230 --> 00:45:28,896
I can't help it when it's wiggling
in front of me like that, can I?
683
00:45:30,396 --> 00:45:32,021
What are you so uptight for?
684
00:45:32,188 --> 00:45:33,480
I'm not.
685
00:45:34,313 --> 00:45:36,188
I thought you were the fun one.
686
00:45:36,938 --> 00:45:38,813
- Are you cold?
- Yes.
687
00:45:39,771 --> 00:45:41,063
Come on.
688
00:45:42,230 --> 00:45:43,855
Wet clothes make you colder.
689
00:45:57,646 --> 00:46:00,355
Chill out, it's not like
I'm asking you to marry me, is it?
690
00:46:01,813 --> 00:46:04,688
What do you mean,
this isn't the wedding?
691
00:46:16,896 --> 00:46:18,188
Yeah?
692
00:46:26,896 --> 00:46:28,313
Yeah?
693
00:46:31,271 --> 00:46:32,771
Yeah.
694
00:48:34,105 --> 00:48:36,146
What's your name?
695
00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:37,605
Tara.
696
00:48:38,521 --> 00:48:39,730
What's yours?
697
00:48:40,105 --> 00:48:41,396
I'm Fi.
698
00:48:42,563 --> 00:48:45,730
- Oi, you lot, this is Tara.
- Tara!
699
00:49:03,771 --> 00:49:05,646
Are you okay?
700
00:49:06,396 --> 00:49:07,980
Yeah, sorry.
701
00:49:08,563 --> 00:49:10,355
Where's your mates at?
702
00:49:11,771 --> 00:49:13,021
Um.
703
00:49:13,021 --> 00:49:14,730
We got split up.
704
00:50:11,438 --> 00:50:13,563
Do you want to come back?
705
00:50:13,730 --> 00:50:15,021
Yeah? Come on.
706
00:50:15,271 --> 00:50:18,146
Right, oi, wait! Hold!
One, two... right!
707
00:50:18,271 --> 00:50:20,063
Move!
708
00:50:21,188 --> 00:50:23,563
Let's go. Party back at our place!
709
00:50:29,855 --> 00:50:31,980
Tara! Tara! Tara!
710
00:50:35,938 --> 00:50:37,521
Three, two, one!
711
00:50:41,521 --> 00:50:43,021
That was stunning!
712
00:50:49,063 --> 00:50:51,021
You can sleep on the sofa,
I can go in with Josh.
713
00:50:51,146 --> 00:50:52,980
No, no, no.
714
00:50:53,105 --> 00:50:55,230
I'm just going to have a quick nap,
715
00:50:55,355 --> 00:50:57,146
and then, then I'll be fine.
716
00:50:57,646 --> 00:50:59,355
- That's not happening.
- It's fine.
717
00:50:59,521 --> 00:51:00,855
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
718
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:04,355
So, like, are you and Josh
together, like?
719
00:51:04,855 --> 00:51:08,480
No, no, no, no, we're, like,
we're, like, basically family.
720
00:51:08,813 --> 00:51:11,980
- No, right, come on, seriously, in!
- No!
721
00:51:12,230 --> 00:51:13,355
- Yes!
- This is comfy!
722
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:16,105
Well, at least just stay inside.
Everyone's, like, proper sound.
723
00:51:16,105 --> 00:51:20,605
No, I know, everyone is so nice,
but I'm... this is good for me.
724
00:51:21,105 --> 00:51:24,271
All right, fine. Okay, but you know
where we are if you need us.
725
00:51:24,813 --> 00:51:25,938
Thank you.
726
00:51:25,938 --> 00:51:28,230
- Night!
- Good night.
727
00:53:13,938 --> 00:53:15,230
Guess who's back!
728
00:53:15,230 --> 00:53:16,438
Hey!
729
00:53:16,563 --> 00:53:20,021
- Tara!
- I fucking told you lot.
730
00:53:20,938 --> 00:53:22,105
Snap!
731
00:53:22,105 --> 00:53:24,063
Right, right, right.
That's one that you've won.
732
00:53:24,063 --> 00:53:25,230
Yeah, alright...
733
00:53:25,230 --> 00:53:26,730
You must have...
734
00:53:28,188 --> 00:53:29,188
Snap!
735
00:53:31,563 --> 00:53:33,230
Come on, details!
736
00:53:33,230 --> 00:53:34,730
You were going to say?
737
00:53:34,855 --> 00:53:37,521
It was a sick night.
738
00:53:58,980 --> 00:54:00,896
So, did you and Paige...?
739
00:54:01,355 --> 00:54:04,105
No, we were going to
this afternoon, but...
740
00:54:04,355 --> 00:54:05,813
I don't know, I think...
741
00:54:05,938 --> 00:54:08,188
I think she's kind of nervous,
you know?
742
00:54:09,313 --> 00:54:11,271
Don't change the subject.
743
00:54:11,688 --> 00:54:13,355
Where've you been?
744
00:54:13,938 --> 00:54:15,980
You know, I was really freaking out.
745
00:54:16,355 --> 00:54:18,605
And, what,
you left your phone here, too.
746
00:54:21,688 --> 00:54:23,146
Taz.
747
00:54:25,563 --> 00:54:29,271
I, I slept with Paddy.
748
00:54:32,146 --> 00:54:34,105
No fucking way!
749
00:54:37,938 --> 00:54:40,188
When? How did that happen?
750
00:54:41,063 --> 00:54:42,646
On the beach.
751
00:54:43,230 --> 00:54:45,021
Oh, on the beach!
752
00:54:47,438 --> 00:54:49,230
Sounds really romantic.
753
00:54:50,105 --> 00:54:51,563
No.
754
00:54:51,855 --> 00:54:53,355
Was it good?
755
00:54:53,563 --> 00:54:54,855
Um...
756
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:02,188
And then I met
these absolute legends in a club,
757
00:55:02,313 --> 00:55:06,396
danced for hours,
and then went back to their villa.
758
00:55:06,521 --> 00:55:09,188
And it was really mental,
but they were really cool, so...
759
00:55:10,146 --> 00:55:11,355
I was there all night.
760
00:55:11,563 --> 00:55:13,563
So, what did I miss?
761
00:55:13,771 --> 00:55:15,063
Who was it?
762
00:55:17,646 --> 00:55:19,855
Oh, you're proper sneaky,
you know?
763
00:55:21,105 --> 00:55:22,605
All of this,
we got to stick together,
764
00:55:22,730 --> 00:55:24,480
have each other's back,
blah-blah-blah.
765
00:55:24,605 --> 00:55:27,063
Runs off, has sex and gets new mates.
766
00:55:27,355 --> 00:55:28,730
Who was it?
767
00:55:30,563 --> 00:55:31,896
Paddy.
768
00:55:32,980 --> 00:55:34,438
Oh my God!
769
00:55:36,980 --> 00:55:39,146
Holiday romance brewing!
770
00:55:39,480 --> 00:55:40,480
No.
771
00:55:40,605 --> 00:55:43,480
Don't you think it's weird that
he hasn't said anything to youse?
772
00:55:43,646 --> 00:55:45,688
No.
773
00:55:46,521 --> 00:55:48,563
I mean,
it'll defo happen again, won't it?
774
00:55:49,688 --> 00:55:52,480
Hey, come on.
Let's get back into it.
775
00:55:52,771 --> 00:55:54,771
There's much to be celebrating,
ain't there?
776
00:55:57,563 --> 00:56:00,438
Get some more shots in!
You run out of shots?
777
00:56:00,438 --> 00:56:02,771
- All right, shots!
- Yeah, shots, shots!
778
00:56:02,771 --> 00:56:04,938
To Taz, the fucking legend!
779
00:56:05,313 --> 00:56:06,521
Yes!
780
00:56:06,646 --> 00:56:09,188
Round four, let's go!
781
00:56:12,271 --> 00:56:13,605
- Thank you.
- Ugh!
782
00:56:13,730 --> 00:56:15,105
Mm!
783
00:56:18,313 --> 00:56:20,355
- You all right?
- Yeah.
784
00:56:22,188 --> 00:56:25,188
Right! I'll see you lot later.
White Party.
785
00:56:25,313 --> 00:56:27,188
- We'll have pres here.
- Yeah.
786
00:56:38,646 --> 00:56:40,896
Last night was very jokes.
787
00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:56,730
Oi, Taz.
788
00:56:57,855 --> 00:57:00,771
Do you think you're going to sleep
with Paddy again tonight?
789
00:57:01,646 --> 00:57:03,021
Mm, no.
790
00:57:15,438 --> 00:57:17,355
Guys, Mum's just text.
791
00:57:17,771 --> 00:57:19,855
The results,
apparently they've got them.
792
00:57:21,521 --> 00:57:22,938
Oh my God.
793
00:57:26,396 --> 00:57:29,188
- I don't think I can look.
- I'm going to shower.
794
00:57:29,355 --> 00:57:31,146
You not going to look?
795
00:57:31,355 --> 00:57:33,146
No, I know that I fucked it.
796
00:57:35,855 --> 00:57:37,105
Yeah, me too.
797
00:57:39,438 --> 00:57:40,980
She said I did it.
798
00:57:40,980 --> 00:57:43,480
Oh my God, yes mate,
I knew you'd smash it!
799
00:57:48,730 --> 00:57:52,188
MUM
INCOMING CALL
800
00:57:53,855 --> 00:57:57,438
Look, you can always retake, okay?
801
00:57:57,855 --> 00:58:00,813
Just don't worry about it for now.
Just have a good time,
802
00:58:00,813 --> 00:58:03,855
and we'll talk about it
when you're home, okay?
803
00:58:03,855 --> 00:58:05,271
We love you.
804
00:58:33,146 --> 00:58:36,063
Guys, I'm a fucking genius.
805
00:58:36,355 --> 00:58:37,855
Yes, you are, bitch!
806
00:59:03,021 --> 00:59:05,188
- Taz, get the door.
- Taz, go get the door.
807
00:59:05,188 --> 00:59:07,855
- I've only got one eyelash on.
- Police! Open up!
808
00:59:07,855 --> 00:59:09,688
Ah! We got you there!
809
00:59:10,063 --> 00:59:12,771
Yo, we met these down at t' pool.
Hope you don't mind.
810
00:59:13,188 --> 00:59:16,230
No, the more the merrier.
Do youse want a drink?
811
00:59:18,313 --> 00:59:20,063
- A shot? Well how many you got?
- Yeah.
812
00:59:21,188 --> 00:59:23,646
- Wait, what's your name?
- I'm Gemma.
813
00:59:23,646 --> 00:59:25,605
- Gemma.
- Leah.
814
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:28,730
Gemma, Leah,
I'm Skye, this is Em.
815
00:59:30,188 --> 00:59:32,771
- Tara.
- Em, send me a cup!
816
00:59:33,896 --> 00:59:36,646
- Catch.
- Fucking hell. Sorry, love.
817
00:59:36,896 --> 00:59:38,438
I know what a Libra looks like
818
00:59:38,771 --> 00:59:39,896
Where's them balloons then?
819
00:59:40,188 --> 00:59:42,021
Yeah, come on,
let's go out for a fag.
820
00:59:42,021 --> 00:59:43,313
It's too warm in here.
821
00:59:46,063 --> 00:59:48,021
- Oh.
- Take one of them.
822
00:59:48,396 --> 00:59:49,980
And you. Oi.
823
00:59:50,105 --> 00:59:51,355
Taz.
824
00:59:52,146 --> 00:59:53,646
You good?
825
00:59:59,730 --> 01:00:03,980
Imagine, yeah,
this genius got ten As!
826
01:00:04,105 --> 01:00:06,646
Let's get fucked up!
827
01:00:07,813 --> 01:00:11,396
Oi, shut up!
You did so fucking well.
828
01:00:11,521 --> 01:00:14,105
- So well!
- Wait, you looked?
829
01:00:14,230 --> 01:00:16,396
Yeah. Taz, I persuaded her, innit?
830
01:00:17,021 --> 01:00:19,855
I thought you said
you weren't going to check results.
831
01:00:19,980 --> 01:00:23,105
She might even be able
to come with me next year.
832
01:00:26,605 --> 01:00:28,146
Don't be sad, Taz.
833
01:00:28,146 --> 01:00:29,980
Whatever you do,
you're going to be great.
834
01:00:30,105 --> 01:00:32,688
When are we going?
835
01:00:32,813 --> 01:00:35,063
- Are we going soon?
- Come on, Taz.
836
01:00:37,313 --> 01:00:39,230
Oh, it's going be so fun.
837
01:00:39,355 --> 01:00:41,355
White Party!
838
01:00:52,646 --> 01:00:55,396
We got to keep an eye on Em tonight.
She's already looking fucked.
839
01:00:55,521 --> 01:00:58,146
We're not going to babysit her, though.
840
01:00:58,271 --> 01:01:01,146
Like, it's results night,
she's worked for it.
841
01:01:01,563 --> 01:01:04,980
Pretty sure you don't need ten As
to open a restaurant anyway.
842
01:01:05,771 --> 01:01:07,480
I'll get you on front desk.
843
01:01:07,730 --> 01:01:10,146
What restaurant have you been to
what has a front desk?
844
01:01:10,271 --> 01:01:12,855
Two coats? Any bags?
Yeah, that's four pounds!
845
01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:15,855
That's not front desk,
that's a cloakroom!
846
01:01:16,021 --> 01:01:18,396
I'm not going to be working
on a cloakroom.
847
01:01:18,646 --> 01:01:21,230
Yeah, I'm not sure you've got
much choice at this point.
848
01:01:26,563 --> 01:01:27,980
Nah, come on.
849
01:01:28,938 --> 01:01:30,188
I'm joking.
850
01:01:32,646 --> 01:01:35,105
I would be kinda jokes
in a cloakroom, though.
851
01:01:40,188 --> 01:01:42,230
So what, is Paddy good, then?
852
01:01:46,396 --> 01:01:47,813
Yeah, I guess.
853
01:01:48,813 --> 01:01:51,188
Like, he knew
what he was doing, innit?
854
01:01:53,605 --> 01:01:55,313
Yeah, he looks like it.
855
01:01:57,855 --> 01:01:59,313
Did he, like...
856
01:02:00,063 --> 01:02:02,396
pick you up and throw you
about and that?
857
01:02:04,021 --> 01:02:05,438
Kind of.
858
01:02:06,771 --> 01:02:08,646
Like, he's strong.
859
01:02:11,521 --> 01:02:14,230
Then you should deffo go
for round two with him.
860
01:02:25,355 --> 01:02:27,021
- That's yours.
- Thanks.
861
01:02:27,771 --> 01:02:31,146
All right, you two,
save it for the bedroom.
862
01:02:32,605 --> 01:02:34,105
You all right?
863
01:02:34,230 --> 01:02:35,646
Yeah, you all right?
864
01:02:39,855 --> 01:02:42,730
Sorry about last night.
I was trashed.
865
01:02:43,688 --> 01:02:45,313
What do you mean?
866
01:02:49,271 --> 01:02:50,771
It's fine.
867
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,063
Fuck...
868
01:03:20,688 --> 01:03:21,938
Fucking, yeah...
869
01:03:32,230 --> 01:03:34,021
It's giving me a migraine.
870
01:03:34,896 --> 01:03:36,521
Come on then, let's have a shot.
871
01:03:36,521 --> 01:03:38,896
No, I don't want vodka,
I just want a shot. Go on.
872
01:05:42,938 --> 01:05:44,146
Oi oi!
873
01:05:44,855 --> 01:05:47,396
Where the fuck
have you been all night?
874
01:05:51,605 --> 01:05:53,396
We're going skinny dipping.
875
01:05:56,063 --> 01:05:57,688
At the hotel?
876
01:05:57,813 --> 01:05:59,521
No, at the beach.
877
01:06:00,605 --> 01:06:02,021
I'm good.
878
01:06:02,855 --> 01:06:06,021
Come on! It's your last night here.
Stop being a little weirdo.
879
01:06:06,938 --> 01:06:09,146
I don't wanna get sand everywhere.
880
01:06:09,688 --> 01:06:11,688
It's just fucking sand!
881
01:06:13,563 --> 01:06:15,021
I'm all right.
882
01:06:16,188 --> 01:06:17,855
Stop being a freak, Taz.
883
01:06:20,188 --> 01:06:21,230
Okay.
884
01:06:22,688 --> 01:06:25,105
Tara come on, I'm only joking.
885
01:06:29,605 --> 01:06:31,188
Oi, come Badger.
886
01:06:31,313 --> 01:06:33,605
No. I'd better walk her back.
887
01:06:35,646 --> 01:06:37,063
Fuck!
888
01:06:45,188 --> 01:06:46,313
Oh ho!
889
01:06:48,396 --> 01:06:50,146
What you doing, bro?
890
01:06:50,146 --> 01:06:52,021
Going down t' beach?
Everyone's there.
891
01:06:52,021 --> 01:06:53,563
Yeah, of course.
892
01:06:55,271 --> 01:06:57,230
Come on. Paddy's coming.
893
01:06:59,938 --> 01:07:01,480
She loves it on t' beach, her.
894
01:07:04,396 --> 01:07:05,646
Come.
895
01:07:10,230 --> 01:07:11,813
I'll come and find you later on.
896
01:07:45,438 --> 01:07:47,105
Do you want a drink?
897
01:07:56,396 --> 01:07:57,396
Cuppa?
898
01:08:01,313 --> 01:08:02,855
Yeah, sure.
899
01:08:05,063 --> 01:08:09,146
What would you rather be,
a baby goat or a mata baby?
900
01:08:11,021 --> 01:08:12,896
What's a mata baby?
901
01:08:13,313 --> 01:08:15,605
I don't know baby,
what's the matter with you?
902
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:26,813
Do you want any sugar?
903
01:08:27,396 --> 01:08:28,938
Uh-huh.
904
01:11:12,230 --> 01:11:14,980
- Party! Party! Party!
- Taz! Taz!
905
01:11:15,105 --> 01:11:17,730
Where were you?
We missed you, mate.
906
01:11:18,938 --> 01:11:22,855
- Come on, gorgeous!
- Party! Party! Party! Party!
907
01:11:23,105 --> 01:11:25,980
- What time is it?
- We didn't come here to sleep.
908
01:11:26,105 --> 01:11:27,605
We bought you a present.
909
01:11:28,521 --> 01:11:30,396
- Got a dead weight!
- Sort her out.
910
01:11:30,771 --> 01:11:32,896
Wake up, you lazybones.
911
01:11:33,480 --> 01:11:35,855
- You're not even asleep.
- Come on!
912
01:11:36,063 --> 01:11:38,896
- What's the matter with you?
- Party! Party! Party!
913
01:11:39,021 --> 01:11:42,355
- Oi, Badger, where's the fags?
- Get up! Stop being lazy.
914
01:11:48,896 --> 01:11:50,188
Hi.
915
01:11:55,271 --> 01:11:56,688
Hi.
916
01:11:58,438 --> 01:12:00,063
I just want to say...
917
01:12:01,938 --> 01:12:04,021
last night were amazing.
918
01:12:12,521 --> 01:12:14,188
I'm asleep.
919
01:12:15,396 --> 01:12:17,146
I just came to say hi.
920
01:12:19,271 --> 01:12:20,563
Hi.
921
01:12:28,063 --> 01:12:29,355
What are you doing?
922
01:12:29,646 --> 01:12:31,230
Sleeping here.
923
01:12:44,188 --> 01:12:45,813
Did you not like it?
924
01:12:52,771 --> 01:12:54,980
Yo, I've got a drink
for you here, bro.
925
01:12:55,146 --> 01:12:56,855
I'm all right, me, bro.
926
01:12:57,480 --> 01:13:00,605
I'm good. I'm going to go to bed, me,
I'm pretty tired.
927
01:13:03,563 --> 01:13:05,355
I'm a taken man now, aren't I?
928
01:13:22,938 --> 01:13:24,771
What are you wearing?
929
01:13:28,063 --> 01:13:29,938
Get these off you, you'll be red hot.
930
01:13:46,855 --> 01:13:48,563
Everyone's here, Paddy,
and I'm asleep.
931
01:13:48,563 --> 01:13:50,271
All right, all right.
932
01:13:52,355 --> 01:13:53,980
Taz?
933
01:13:56,980 --> 01:13:58,230
Tara?
934
01:13:58,438 --> 01:13:59,896
Yeah, Em?
935
01:14:01,146 --> 01:14:02,563
Love you.
936
01:14:04,771 --> 01:14:06,313
I love you, too, mate.
937
01:14:08,063 --> 01:14:09,521
You all right?
938
01:14:10,896 --> 01:14:12,063
Yeah.
939
01:14:12,230 --> 01:14:13,730
I am,
940
01:14:14,355 --> 01:14:16,396
but I'm a bit pissed, though, mate.
941
01:14:17,605 --> 01:14:20,355
I think I'm really going to
miss you next year.
942
01:14:21,021 --> 01:14:23,021
Are we still going to hang out?
943
01:14:23,521 --> 01:14:25,188
Yeah, mate, we will.
944
01:14:25,855 --> 01:14:27,938
We'll be best friends for life.
945
01:14:29,313 --> 01:14:30,396
Hm.
946
01:14:53,605 --> 01:14:55,730
Don't move. Let me do it.
947
01:15:00,438 --> 01:15:02,230
Am I too fast?
948
01:15:02,605 --> 01:15:04,396
You like it fast, don't you?
949
01:15:04,896 --> 01:15:06,563
My neck is killing me...
950
01:15:06,563 --> 01:15:08,605
Let us in the bed, for fuck's sake.
951
01:15:11,813 --> 01:15:16,063
That floor is fucking rough,
mate, my neck's fucked.
952
01:15:24,855 --> 01:15:26,688
Told you you would.
953
01:15:29,021 --> 01:15:30,771
I love you, mate.
954
01:15:33,271 --> 01:15:35,480
Best holiday ever.
955
01:16:34,646 --> 01:16:36,605
Probably won't go out tonight.
956
01:16:40,688 --> 01:16:42,688
Went a bit hard, innit?
957
01:16:56,563 --> 01:16:58,730
You can't pretend you can't hear me.
958
01:16:59,230 --> 01:17:01,063
I made it onto your balcony now.
959
01:17:02,355 --> 01:17:04,271
Yeah, sorry, I'm just tired.
960
01:17:08,355 --> 01:17:10,271
Wake up legends!
961
01:17:10,271 --> 01:17:12,980
Mission complete! On t' next one!
962
01:17:13,230 --> 01:17:14,646
Round...
963
01:17:15,188 --> 01:17:17,105
Fucking what round is it?
964
01:17:17,313 --> 01:17:18,646
Morning, gorgeous. All right?
965
01:17:25,605 --> 01:17:27,188
What you saying?
966
01:17:27,563 --> 01:17:29,313
Nothing, I'm chilling, bro.
967
01:17:34,188 --> 01:17:36,063
Fucking hell! Good chat lads!
968
01:17:51,396 --> 01:17:53,438
He's a nightmare of a guy.
969
01:17:55,355 --> 01:17:56,730
Mm...
970
01:18:06,188 --> 01:18:07,896
I've known him since I were little.
971
01:18:09,855 --> 01:18:13,105
His mum and my mum,
they're best mates.
972
01:18:20,355 --> 01:18:22,188
And we live on the same street.
973
01:18:24,230 --> 01:18:25,855
That's nice.
974
01:18:50,355 --> 01:18:51,730
See you back home.
975
01:18:51,855 --> 01:18:54,021
Yeah, we'll come down.
It'll be well jokes.
976
01:18:54,146 --> 01:18:55,646
Yeah, or we'll come up.
977
01:18:55,771 --> 01:18:57,271
See how you northern lot do it.
978
01:18:57,271 --> 01:18:59,313
Anyway, we're all
coming back next year.
979
01:18:59,313 --> 01:19:01,396
Same time, same place, no excuses.
980
01:19:01,396 --> 01:19:03,105
Yeah, no excuses.
981
01:19:03,313 --> 01:19:04,855
No early bedtimes either, Taz.
982
01:19:04,980 --> 01:19:06,230
Call her, then, innit.
983
01:19:06,230 --> 01:19:07,980
Make sure you text me
when you get home.
984
01:19:07,980 --> 01:19:09,605
You gave Paddy your number, yeah?
985
01:19:09,605 --> 01:19:10,980
See you later.
986
01:19:15,021 --> 01:19:16,230
- Bye.
- See ya.
987
01:19:16,230 --> 01:19:17,896
See you gorgeous!
988
01:21:22,438 --> 01:21:24,521
Uh, I'm going to get
some munch from here.
989
01:21:25,771 --> 01:21:27,105
What do youse want?
990
01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:29,480
- Chips if they have them.
- Yeah, chips also.
991
01:21:30,605 --> 01:21:31,896
Banging.
992
01:21:35,105 --> 01:21:37,188
Give us all the details then.
993
01:21:37,605 --> 01:21:39,730
There's not really anything to add to it.
994
01:21:44,105 --> 01:21:46,271
I reckon we'll come back next year.
995
01:21:52,355 --> 01:21:54,355
Oi, you did it again last night, innit?
996
01:22:00,105 --> 01:22:01,605
I swear!
997
01:22:03,188 --> 01:22:05,980
Oh, was it better
the second time, yeah?
998
01:22:12,521 --> 01:22:14,646
Why are you being sheepish?
999
01:22:14,771 --> 01:22:16,521
Come on, give us the details.
1000
01:22:16,730 --> 01:22:18,105
No.
1001
01:22:18,271 --> 01:22:20,480
It didn't count.
It weren't really proper.
1002
01:22:20,480 --> 01:22:23,146
- How can it not be proper?
- Here.
1003
01:22:25,688 --> 01:22:26,896
What are you pair saying?
1004
01:22:27,021 --> 01:22:28,896
Just saying about last night.
1005
01:22:28,896 --> 01:22:30,896
Taz is saying it didn't count.
1006
01:22:32,438 --> 01:22:33,730
He's fit.
1007
01:22:34,063 --> 01:22:35,230
In my opinion, anyway.
1008
01:22:36,105 --> 01:22:37,396
I would have.
1009
01:22:39,771 --> 01:22:41,188
Yeah, he is fit.
1010
01:22:41,688 --> 01:22:44,021
Who'd have thought
you two would get laid the most?
1011
01:22:48,021 --> 01:22:49,771
Yeah, I don't know, he's just...
1012
01:22:50,271 --> 01:22:51,730
a weird guy, innit?
1013
01:22:52,105 --> 01:22:53,771
What do you mean,
he's a weird guy?
1014
01:22:53,771 --> 01:22:55,105
Forget him!
1015
01:22:56,438 --> 01:22:58,730
We're going out
as soon as we get home, yeah?
1016
01:22:59,105 --> 01:23:01,355
We got local man to get on, now!
1017
01:23:01,730 --> 01:23:03,855
Huh! Fuck Paddy, man!
1018
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:05,938
You can do so much better.
1019
01:23:14,980 --> 01:23:16,396
Taz?
1020
01:23:21,188 --> 01:23:22,563
I like, I was...
1021
01:23:25,188 --> 01:23:26,730
asleep, so...
1022
01:23:33,146 --> 01:23:34,563
Are you saying...?
1023
01:23:38,355 --> 01:23:40,730
What, Taz, was he like that
with you both nights?
1024
01:23:52,271 --> 01:23:53,605
It's fine.
1025
01:23:58,605 --> 01:24:00,313
You should've said something, like.
1026
01:24:00,813 --> 01:24:02,355
I didn't clock, I...
1027
01:24:05,105 --> 01:24:06,438
Taz...
1028
01:24:07,438 --> 01:24:09,980
No, you're right, I should've,
I should've said something.
1029
01:24:12,146 --> 01:24:13,396
It's fine.
1030
01:24:18,855 --> 01:24:20,063
No, it's not.
1031
01:24:20,688 --> 01:24:23,105
We should buy stuff here.
It's much cheaper.
1032
01:24:23,480 --> 01:24:26,063
I didn't even get a tattoo
or anything on this holiday.
1033
01:24:27,146 --> 01:24:28,688
You were busy.
1034
01:24:32,605 --> 01:24:34,188
Oi, smell that.
1035
01:24:35,313 --> 01:24:37,605
- It's banging, that.
- Mm.
1036
01:24:37,605 --> 01:24:39,688
- ...to London, Luton.
- Yeah.
1037
01:24:39,813 --> 01:24:42,021
Fuck! You guys know
this is our plane boarding, innit?
1038
01:24:42,730 --> 01:24:43,771
Come on!
1039
01:24:43,771 --> 01:24:46,438
...the gate will be closing
in five minutes. Final call...
1040
01:24:46,688 --> 01:24:48,730
Go! Go! Go! Go...
1041
01:25:03,980 --> 01:25:05,313
We got this.
1042
01:25:11,980 --> 01:25:13,980
We're coming home!