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The legend of the werewolf

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it's common folklore in these parts.

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The moors most of all.

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None more truly gruesome though,

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than the story of Freddy Campbell.

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For I knew the poor fellow and his victims

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well.

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Hello.

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'Is it done?'

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Oui,

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how you say? Bagged and booted.

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'Thank fuck for that'

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'Well done old boy.'

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'Now dump that Scottish cunt
and get back to civilization ASAP.'

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'Meet me at The Black Horse tomorrow night

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7pm sharp.'

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OK.

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♪ May old acquaintance be forgot

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♪ for the sake of Auld Lang Syne.

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♪ For old acquaintance be forgot

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♪ for the sake of Auld Lang Syne.

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♪ For Auld Lang Syne, my dear.

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♪ For Auld Lang Syne.

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♪ We'll sing

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♪ a song of gladness here

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Garsoin, you old dog.

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Sacre bleu!

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What is this?

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Come on... Traffic.

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'New job available. '

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Aye.

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Taxi!

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Hello?

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Yes, yes, put me though to Duncan will you.

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It Henry, Henry Bartholemew.

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Just tell him it's Barty,

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he'll know who it is.

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Come on, bloody idiots...

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Hello? Yes, Yes.

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Duncan, how are you?

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Hows the wife?

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And the kids?

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Yes, Yes.

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Good. Good.

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Uh huh.

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Listen, how's the Turk an sale?

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Uh huh huh.

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I see.

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Well, let...

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Well, maybe...

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Okay, well...

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OK, I see.

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Hm mm.

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Well, that's brilliant.

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That's perfect.

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No, I'm being sarcastic Duncan.

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That way, it's like punching you in the face,
but with the words.

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Yeah.

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How about you suck my balls?

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You heard me

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or better still, why don't you
get your ugly wife to do it?

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Yeah., she's not the only one that's ugly.

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Your kids are ugly too!

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Austin looks like a beach ball.

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A beach ball yeah, covered in donkey shit!

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Fuck you.

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No... Fuck you!

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Fuck, fuck,

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fuck!!!

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Alreet Freddy?

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Fucking shite.

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What a shithole!

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Cheers pet.

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You're a bit chatty tonight Freddy?

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Hard day at the lab?

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Sorry pal, forgot. You got sacked.

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I tell you If I ever get my hands on the fucker
that grassed you up.

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Still, at least the police didn't get involved, ehh?

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Keep it down Silon.

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For fuck's sake.

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SILON Just fucking with you Freddy man

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div-vent worry pal,

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your secret's safe with me.

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So?

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What?

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Well, I didn't come here
for your sparkling company Freddy, did I?

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Nice one.

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Two beers for me, and wor buddy here!

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Cheers, pet.

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Thanks.

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Alreet Nige?

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What's up Silon?

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Nout... This place is dead... Fucking ghost town.

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Cheap beer though, isn't it?

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Aye.

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So whens Milyus get out?

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The morrow.

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Crazy bastard.

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Freddy!

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Freddy!

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Areet bro?

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Where is he?

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Who?

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What's the point man?

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Ho way man, it's Conrad.

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Wasn't even his fault.

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Milius.

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Hows tricks man? Good to see you.

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Good.

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What you doing?

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Waiting for a metro.

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Okay, here we go.

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Did you just hoy Conrad in front of a metro?

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For fuck's sake? You've been out 30 minutes!

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30 fucking minutes!

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Do you need a bag?

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Oh, yes, please.

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That's 15 pounds.

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Card or cash.?

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Oh, card.

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Okay.

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Oh, thank you.

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Freddy!

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Oh. Oh, oh.

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Here we go, Freddy.

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That one out,

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that one in.

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Ohh, oh.

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I think we have a winner!

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Oh, crap.

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Oh...

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What time you call this like?

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Traffic, you know.

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Traffic?

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Come here pal.

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I'm a busy man Freddy.

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Got no time you see.

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No time to wait for people.

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Fuck Freddy, why you making us wait?

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Why are you making us look bad pal?

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Like I said Silon, it's a traffic, you know?

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All right, Freddy.

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Just divent do it again, understand?

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Aye, nae bother Silon.

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Good boy.

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Now, hand it over.

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Might need more sooner than later.

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They lap this shit up.

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Aye, like wild dogs they are around this shit.

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Now...

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Fuck off!

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Prick.

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Here,

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let's go.

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For fuck's sake.

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Why do I have to deal with these fucking pricks?

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Oh, oh,

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Fuck me!

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Look at that Henry No5. Okay.

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Oh... Wolfsbane,

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pickled over the last year. Hmm.

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That's an ancient flower.

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Very much sought after by druids
over the days of enlightenment.

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Aye, days before mobile phones

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and shitty game shows,

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days before

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cars, planes and cement.

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Beasts of the world.

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Beasts of the world, my friend.

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Aye, beasts of the world.

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Now, by the age of 35, two thirds of men

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experience hair loss. By the age of 50,

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it's 85% of all men.

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I'll be rich,

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rich beyond my wildest dreams.

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And the world will be my oyster
and the sea will be my Guinness.

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King Freddy

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wisest of the wise,

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a modern man with glorious intent.

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Hey, hey. Hello.

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My name is King Freddy.

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Could wolfsbane be the key?

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Now, Freddy, shall we see?

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Come here, buddy.

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Come here.

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There you go, that's it.

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This won't hurt.

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There you go,

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its all over pal.

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You didn't feel a thing, did you?

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You're a magnificent patient.

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Would. Would you like some basil?

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Hey, would you?

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Freddy!

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Oh, God.

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Freddy!

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Morning.

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Bahh...

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Oh, my God.

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This has to be the worst cup of tea I have ever had.

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80 years on this vile planet.

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And this is what I get?

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Milk and water?

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Are we at war or something?

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Is Hitler back? Hmmm?

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Bah.

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Are you trying to poison your mother?

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No... Course not.

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Freddy?

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Aye.

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Help me up, will you?

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What are you doing, Ma?

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I'm going through a run.

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Imbecile!

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Got to go, haven't I? Oh.

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Oh, bahh.

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Ahhhhhh.

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Are you going to the shop, Freddy?

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Not today Ma,

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have work to do.

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I need some supplies. My boy.

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Shall I write a list?

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I can add to the delivery order for next week.

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What do you need?

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What?

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I said I can add

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to the delivery order for next week.

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What do you need?

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What?

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Bananas.

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Bah.

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Bananas? Again?

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Today.

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Not next week.

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I can't today Ma.

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Sorry.

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Ahhhh...

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Bananas.

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Aye, be a good boy and get your mam

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her bananas, will you?

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Ban-an-ers!

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Hey,

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Hey,

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Do you need a bag?

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Oh, yes, please.

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Card?

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Cash?

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Cash, card actually.

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Don't forget my banana.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you.

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Oh. Oh, for fuck's sake.

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Oh, Fuck.

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Henry number five!

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My god,

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you look like Dougal!

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Ha! Get in! Oh!

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Oh. how you doing buddy?

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You feel okay?

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Yeah, you're fine aren't you?

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Oh! Get in! Oh!

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Pity the fool!

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A little bit early to celebrate, but...

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Oh, oh, oh!

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Dougal!

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On to the next level, my friend.

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The next. Level!

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Ahoy rapscallion! Unhand fair maiden.

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Or prepared to die.

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No. King Freddy,
it is you that shall die!

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No, no, no, no, sir.

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It is you that shall die.

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Help me! Help me! King Freddy!

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Save you for this beast!

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Oh, fear not child. Prepared to die.

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Ahhhhhhhh!

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Thank you.

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You're my hero!

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Thank you for saving my life!

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Fear not child, for this rascals reign of terror

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is at an end.

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Freddy!

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Freddy!

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On my way.

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Oh, oh, bah.

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Morning!

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Why are you so chirpy?

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Break through in the lab ma.

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00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:45,680
It's vile!

291
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,880
Freddy?

292
00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:17,640
I, King Freddy banish you beasts from hell

293
00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:23,760
with one final swoop of my blade!

294
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:36,120
Get away!

295
00:28:37,320 --> 00:28:41,040
Get away!

296
00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:49,270
'Hia, can I take your order please?'

297
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,190
Aye, uh.

298
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:54,270
I would like a big burger meal

299
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:57,360
and a vanilla milkshake, please.

300
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,790
'Is that it?'

301
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:00,030
Aye.

302
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:03,310
'So that's one big burger
meal with vanilla shake?'

303
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:07,440
Aye, that's it. Thanks pal.

304
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,560
Is there any discount for cash?

305
00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:28,720
♪ Mm mm mm.

306
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,510
♪ Da de da

307
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,840
Ahhhh...

308
00:29:39,240 --> 00:29:40,510
Ma?

309
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,560
Ahhh, Hmmm.

310
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:46,750
What you doing?

311
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:49,800
Sunbathing, obviously.

312
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,510
Chicken broth.

313
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,270
Yes, my slow minded sprogling.

314
00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,390
Yes. Indeed.

315
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:02,670
♪ Da de da

316
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,390
Would you like some?

317
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:08,510
Oh.

318
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,510
Ne thanks ma.

319
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,950
Got work to do.

320
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,950
Suit yourself.

321
00:30:15,000 --> 00:30:18,350
♪ Da de dum dum

322
00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,880
Ahhhhhhh.

323
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:31,880
([phone vibrating]

324
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:03,720
Oh, shit.

325
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:10,000
Oh, shit, shit, shit. Oh.

326
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:14,030
Oh. Hia...

327
00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:16,470
Oh, Christ... Oh.

328
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,590
Hey. Aye.

329
00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:22,710
Sorry, I eh,

330
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,990
aye... Aye.

331
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:30,870
Sorry, I had my headphones on, y' know?

332
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,950
Aye, aye.

333
00:31:34,000 --> 00:31:37,000
I can be there in, like,

334
00:31:37,600 --> 00:31:39,070
20 minutes.

335
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,470
Okay.

336
00:31:40,520 --> 00:31:43,520
Aye, on my way.

337
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,960
Don't say a fucking word.

338
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,400
What the fuck Freddy?

339
00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:12,160
Giz it!

340
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,390
I fucking warned you,

341
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:18,990
you fucking prick!

342
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:21,070
I fucking warned you!

343
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,120
Don't fuck with me!

344
00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,590
You fuck with us again and I'll
have you put in a fucking cage!

345
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,030
You hear me, Freddy?

346
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:31,150
Fucking cunt!

347
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:34,200
Come on!

348
00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,310
Bloody hell!

349
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:29,360
Oh. Get in!

350
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,880
Bah.

351
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:44,950
♪ Have to go ma,

352
00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,080
Alright Freddy?

353
00:35:18,120 --> 00:35:19,880
Fuck you.

354
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,230
Hia, can I take your order please.

355
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:44,520
Hello, I would like five double cheeseburgers

356
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:48,840
and... uh... vanilla milkshake.

357
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,990
Is that it?

358
00:35:51,040 --> 00:35:52,870
Huh? Chicken nuggets.

359
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,350
Fuck it.

360
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,390
Why not? Aey.

361
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:56,550
Hmm.

362
00:35:56,600 --> 00:35:57,920
Yeah.

363
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,560
Hey.

364
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,350
Do you need a bag?

365
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:24,830
Nope.

366
00:36:24,880 --> 00:36:26,310
I'm fine. thank you.

367
00:36:26,360 --> 00:36:29,358
Oh, allow me, madam.

368
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:31,750
Thank you young man, what a gentlemen.

369
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,750
No problem.

370
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:34,870
Always happy to help a lady.

371
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:36,470
Oh, you're too kind.

372
00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:39,470
That's five fifty, card or cash?

373
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:40,510
Cash.

374
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,750
Oh, allow me.

375
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,390
No, no, I couldn't.

376
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:44,430
But, I insist.

377
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,070
No, I won't have it.

378
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,120
Oh, ha.

379
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:50,720
Bye.

380
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,000
The name's Campbell.

381
00:37:00,720 --> 00:37:02,670
Freddie Campbell.

382
00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:05,720
Karla.

383
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:24,040
Stupid dog...

384
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,750
Milkshake?

385
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:37,800
Milkshake!

386
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,160
Milkshake?

387
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:53,120
Milkshake?

388
00:39:04,720 --> 00:39:07,720
Glad ice? What you doing?

389
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:31,750
♪ Do de do de do

390
00:39:31,800 --> 00:39:34,790
♪ bonjour, my name is Freddy

391
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,510
Ma?

392
00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:47,760
Hello?

393
00:40:04,840 --> 00:40:06,760
Ma?

394
00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,320
Ma?

395
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,240
Ma!

396
00:40:26,640 --> 00:40:28,560
Die!

397
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:43,190
Die!!!!

398
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,280
Die! Bloody die!!!

399
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,680
Bahhhh!!!!

400
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:46,440
For fuck's sake.

401
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:44,640
Get yourself an ice cream.

402
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:46,360
Who goes there?

403
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:51,080
Show yourself!

404
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:15,790
Oh! Oh!

405
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:17,320
Oh!

406
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:25,480
Oh, Oh,

407
00:46:29,560 --> 00:46:31,390
Oh, ho

408
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:34,440
ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,

409
00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:36,910
ho, ho.

410
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:42,920
Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

411
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:46,240
Oh, oh, oh,

412
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:49,440
oh, crap.

413
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,390
Oh, crap. crap, crap.

414
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,320
Howl!!!!

415
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:58,720
Ohhh...

416
00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:00,920
Crap.

417
00:47:07,440 --> 00:47:09,630
Aye. Oh,

418
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:11,270
What's he talking about?

419
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,880
Hmm.

420
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,350
What are you doing?

421
00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:16,670
Look, Mildred.

422
00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:19,310
Look at what?

423
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,830
Smell the air.

424
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,400
What are you going on about?

425
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:25,270
What a place.

426
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,150
Hurry up, you bloody buffoon.
It's freezing.

427
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,550
Aye, that it is...

428
00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:34,790
That it is.

429
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,200
Howl!

430
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,320
Crap.

431
00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:00,750
Howl!!!

432
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:03,720
'Coming up after this.'

433
00:51:06,680 --> 00:51:08,670
'Police are on the hunt for a mass killer'

434
00:51:08,720 --> 00:51:12,110
'who went on a killing spree
across Walls end last night.'

435
00:51:12,160 --> 00:51:15,560
'So far, seven people
are confirmed dead.'

436
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:21,030
'Northumberland police are urgently asking
for anyone who has seen Frederick Campbell,

437
00:51:21,080 --> 00:51:24,360
a 55 year old male
driving a silver Ford C-max.'

438
00:51:25,720 --> 00:51:28,590
'The suspect is considered extremely dangerous

439
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:30,710
and all contact should be avoided.'

440
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,760
Bloody hell.

441
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,470
How long now Hamish?

442
00:52:25,520 --> 00:52:27,760
Nearly there.

443
00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:32,110
Could murder a cuppa.

444
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:35,160
Its around here somewhere.

445
00:52:36,840 --> 00:52:38,870
Oh, we made it.

446
00:52:38,920 --> 00:52:40,350
Aye,

447
00:52:40,400 --> 00:52:43,400
Nae bother.

448
00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:40,150
Hey!

449
00:55:40,200 --> 00:55:43,200
Stop, that's our boat!

450
00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,480
Hey! Wait! Come back!

451
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:48,950
That's our boat!

452
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:50,310
Hey!

453
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,360
Stop!

454
00:55:56,280 --> 00:56:01,360
Wait! Come back! That's our boat!!!!

455
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:06,680
Stop! That's our boat!

456
00:56:10,200 --> 00:56:12,030
Oh my god Betty,

457
00:56:12,080 --> 00:56:15,000
a werewolf just stole our boat.

458
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:22,200
Howl!!!

459
00:56:27,800 --> 00:56:30,680
Howl!!!

460
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:44,950
This is the life, Mildred.

461
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:48,000
Aye, that it is.

462
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,840
The most beautiful place in the world.

463
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:54,600
Aye.

464
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:57,840
Aye, Scotland.

465
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,150
Give us one of your stories.

466
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,070
One of your grannies.

467
00:57:08,120 --> 00:57:08,910
One of my grannies?

468
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,720
Aye.

469
00:57:10,240 --> 00:57:13,200
Aye, well OK. Have you heard the one
about the frog and the lettuce?

470
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:16,510
Only about a million times... Christ.

471
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,350
Okay, well, don't get your knickers in a twist!

472
00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,590
Which ones have you not heard then?

473
00:57:20,640 --> 00:57:22,750
You are joking Mildred...

474
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:25,630
How am I supposed to know the stories
I've never heard? Hmm?

475
00:57:25,680 --> 00:57:27,870
Well, if you're going to be like that,
you'll get nothing then.

476
00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:29,680
Aye... Grand.

477
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:31,830
Just a minute.

478
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,310
Ahhhh!

479
00:57:33,360 --> 00:57:34,880
Bloody hell!!

480
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:36,470
That's what you get!

481
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,950
You silly old fart!

482
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:40,350
Amazing.

483
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:43,110
Bloody chair.

484
00:57:43,160 --> 00:57:44,870
Will be the death of me this dam thing!

485
00:57:44,920 --> 00:57:47,150
Fooling buffoon!

486
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:50,200
Pass us the crisps, Hamish.

487
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,640
Getting a bit nippy,

488
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:01,510
Going to get some wood.

489
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,600
Back soon.

490
00:58:20,640 --> 00:58:22,800
What's that?

491
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,480
Bloody hell!

492
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:14,520
So?

493
01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:19,430
Are we going to hear your grannies story or what?

494
01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:21,110
Aye, well, if you're ready like?

495
01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,870
Aye.

496
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:26,750
It be an evil moon.

497
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:29,790
Can I just stop you there Mildred?

498
01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:32,838
That's the greatest opening to a story I've ever heard.

499
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:34,750
It be an evil moon.

500
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:36,350
Amazing.

501
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:38,950
Shut it, y'drunken old goat!

502
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:43,310
Any more of your shenanigans and you'll get nothing
and you'll be making your own porridge tomorrow!

503
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:45,230
Silent as a moose,

504
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,280
Silent as a moose.

505
01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,590
It be an evil moon

506
01:00:51,640 --> 01:00:55,440
the stars flickered
and the mountain slept silently.

507
01:00:56,640 --> 01:01:00,720
An old sheepdog sat a rock watching his flock.

508
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:04,430
Not once had he lost a sheep.

509
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:10,160
Even when he slept,
he could listen for any possible danger.

510
01:01:10,760 --> 01:01:13,430
One of the sheep approaches him and asks him,

511
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:16,480
So why do you guard us every night?

512
01:01:17,160 --> 01:01:18,590
The old dog said

513
01:01:18,640 --> 01:01:20,160
because it's my job.

514
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:24,480
The sheep ponders, then asks another question.

515
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:28,590
So what is our job then?

516
01:01:28,640 --> 01:01:31,390
The dog says, your job?

517
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:33,950
Your job is to give birth every year

518
01:01:34,000 --> 01:01:36,830
so your babies can be eaten.

519
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,150
Bloody hell...

520
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,230
Is that it?

521
01:01:41,280 --> 01:01:42,790
Aye.

522
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,870
Bit morbid like...
Your granny told you this?

523
01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:47,710
Aye, when I was a wee bairn.

524
01:01:47,760 --> 01:01:49,510
Fuck me Mildred...

525
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:51,520
I'm going for a slash.

526
01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:17,200
Hello?

527
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:19,790
You okay?

528
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:21,040
Aye.

529
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,320
What the hell are you doing?

530
01:02:27,080 --> 01:02:27,590
Who are you?

531
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:29,510
What's your name?

532
01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,070
Freddy.

533
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,120
What are you doing?

534
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:38,160
Car problems.

535
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:42,840
I see.

536
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,550
You like whiskey, Freddy?

537
01:02:45,600 --> 01:02:46,200
Aye.

538
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:51,190
Come on then.

539
01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:51,910
Come on.

540
01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,960
Come meet Mildred.

541
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,830
You hungry?

542
01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:03,230
Just about to cook some steaks,

543
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,280
We're staying at the bothy round the back there, see?

544
01:04:43,560 --> 01:04:45,120
Mildred.

545
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:50,590
Oh, What's this?

546
01:04:50,640 --> 01:04:53,270
Look what I found?

547
01:04:53,320 --> 01:04:53,870
Oh, hello.

548
01:04:53,920 --> 01:04:56,230
What's your name?

549
01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:58,790
His name is Freddy.

550
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:00,990
Doesn't speak much?

551
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:01,870
Aye.

552
01:05:01,920 --> 01:05:03,750
So are you camping?

553
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:05,750
What brings you out here?

554
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,750
Car problems.

555
01:05:07,800 --> 01:05:09,270
Leave the fella alone, Mildred.

556
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:11,150
Here, sit down.

557
01:05:11,200 --> 01:05:12,760
I'll get another chair.

558
01:05:21,240 --> 01:05:24,240
Have a wee drop of this.

559
01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:36,150
Oh, oh

560
01:05:36,200 --> 01:05:39,200
Howl!!!!!

561
01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:46,990
Don't worry, Hamish is a great mechanic

562
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:48,030
aren't you, love?

563
01:05:48,080 --> 01:05:49,040
Aye.

564
01:05:50,000 --> 01:05:51,110
Relax here tonight.

565
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:54,720
Sleep by the fire
and we'll help you fix your car in the morning.

566
01:05:57,720 --> 01:05:58,430
Great.

567
01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,350
Do you like steaks?

568
01:05:59,400 --> 01:06:01,390
Of course he does.
Look at the man!

569
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:02,990
He's half beast!

570
01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:04,990
You don't like like that from eating salads

571
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:07,030
and that vegan shite.

572
01:06:07,080 --> 01:06:09,680
Angus ribeye from aunt Ethel's farm.

573
01:06:41,400 --> 01:06:43,750
How do you like it?

574
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,150
Burnt.

575
01:06:46,200 --> 01:06:48,710
Not raw?

576
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:51,430
Nah, I like my meat burnt.

577
01:06:51,480 --> 01:06:54,270
Thank you very much.

578
01:06:54,320 --> 01:06:57,320
So you guys hiking or?

579
01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,950
Where you come from?

580
01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:02,070
-Inverness, we're here on a wee holiday.

581
01:07:02,120 --> 01:07:03,870
Hamish needs to lose weight.

582
01:07:03,920 --> 01:07:05,480
What?

583
01:07:11,600 --> 01:07:14,598
Might rain tomorrow.

584
01:07:14,640 --> 01:07:16,720
My God.. Messenger of doom.

585
01:07:22,120 --> 01:07:23,310
This OK?

586
01:07:23,360 --> 01:07:24,910
Aye

587
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:27,230
Oh, thank you.

588
01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,120
Thanks doll.. Amazing.

589
01:07:57,640 --> 01:07:58,990
Thanks for stopping.

590
01:07:59,040 --> 01:08:01,670
We haven't seen a car in hours.

591
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,310
Bit out the way. Where you headed?

592
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:04,990
We don't know.

593
01:08:05,040 --> 01:08:06,470
The map said that the bothy was on

594
01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:08,830
the other side of the lock,
that we were meant to stay at tonight

595
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:11,190
but then someone stole our boat.

596
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:12,430
Someone stole your boat?

597
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,870
Yeah. Yes.

598
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:14,750
Bastard.

599
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:15,350
But honestly

600
01:08:15,400 --> 01:08:18,400
anywhere will do us fine.
We're freezing...

601
01:08:18,520 --> 01:08:20,230
Is this him?

602
01:08:20,280 --> 01:08:21,960
No, I don't think so.

603
01:08:23,360 --> 01:08:26,360
This guy, he wasn't

604
01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,880
human...

605
01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:48,640
and then she ran over the dog.

606
01:08:49,040 --> 01:08:52,040
Hamish! My god...

607
01:08:52,800 --> 01:08:54,710
Don't listen to him, Freddy.

608
01:08:54,760 --> 01:08:57,758
Drunken old goat!

609
01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,550
More whiskey?

610
01:08:59,600 --> 01:09:01,790
I think we've had enough time for some sleep I think.

611
01:09:01,840 --> 01:09:03,790
Aye,

612
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,390
you're probably right.

613
01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,550
Don't worry, Freddy.

614
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:09,750
We won't tell anyone you're a werewolf.

615
01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:12,798
Plenty them in our family, I can tell you.

616
01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:16,680
Just don't go eaten any nice people will you?

617
01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:21,800
Night, Freddy.

618
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:20,880
Good luck, pal.

619
01:10:35,520 --> 01:10:37,030
Mildred.

620
01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:38,750
Mildred.

621
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,310
He's gone.

622
01:10:41,360 --> 01:10:44,240
Mildred?

623
01:11:09,920 --> 01:11:13,200
Howl!!!

624
01:11:15,080 --> 01:11:19,520
Howl!!!

625
01:11:20,520 --> 01:11:23,360
Howl!!!

626
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,760
Where is he?

627
01:11:48,600 --> 01:11:50,680
I have no fucking idea!

628
01:12:03,280 --> 01:12:04,630
Where is he?

629
01:12:04,680 --> 01:12:06,520
Go fuck yourself!

630
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:29,230
Where is he? Or I'll cut your wife's eye out.

631
01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:32,278
Don't fucking. know.

632
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:34,870
He was here then he just left

633
01:12:34,920 --> 01:12:37,920
y'crazy bastard!

634
01:12:50,960 --> 01:12:53,680
What the fuck?

635
01:12:57,920 --> 01:12:59,430
No!!!!!

636
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:23,280
Howl!