1 00:00:00,683 --> 00:00:02,400 - SAM: Hello, and welcome back to episode four 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:06,033 of our five-day scramble to connect the most American states. 3 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:08,850 Last episode, Ben and Adam claimed Missouri and Kentucky, 4 00:00:08,850 --> 00:00:10,833 two big additions to their territory, 5 00:00:10,833 --> 00:00:13,283 and now they're primed to start pushing into the Northeast. 6 00:00:13,283 --> 00:00:14,750 Virginia has just entered the board, 7 00:00:14,750 --> 00:00:16,916 and Ben and Adam have Maryland in their private hand. 8 00:00:16,916 --> 00:00:17,716 To claim them, 9 00:00:17,716 --> 00:00:18,950 they're about to board a flight to DC, 10 00:00:18,950 --> 00:00:20,900 which sits right between both states. 11 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:23,550 Amy and I don't have such an obvious path forward. 12 00:00:23,550 --> 00:00:26,400 Yesterday, we snagged Massachusetts on our way back from New Hampshire, 13 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:28,600 but we weren't exactly sure where to go next. 14 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:30,800 We were considering a flight to Seattle to claim Washington, 15 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:32,283 but we waited too long to book 16 00:00:32,283 --> 00:00:33,833 and got locked out of buying tickets. 17 00:00:34,033 --> 00:00:35,583 Our next best option was Iowa, 18 00:00:35,583 --> 00:00:37,583 which would be a great state for us to pick up, 19 00:00:37,583 --> 00:00:39,750 but all the flights, even connecting ones, 20 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:42,316 to anywhere even near Iowa were sold out. 21 00:00:42,316 --> 00:00:44,433 The best we could do was a flight to St. Louis 22 00:00:44,433 --> 00:00:46,550 – the airport that Ben and Adam are currently hanging out in – 23 00:00:46,550 --> 00:00:48,883 where we could then start the three-hour drive 24 00:00:48,883 --> 00:00:50,383 over the border into Iowa. 25 00:00:50,383 --> 00:00:52,850 It's not great, but it's the best we can do. 26 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:54,533 So, let's get to St. Louis. 27 00:00:57,133 --> 00:00:58,633 - Welcome to St. Louis. 28 00:00:58,633 --> 00:00:59,800 - SAM: I can sense them. 29 00:01:00,283 --> 00:01:02,300 - Yeah, well, I can smell them. 30 00:01:02,300 --> 00:01:03,633 I'll tell you that for free. 31 00:01:03,833 --> 00:01:06,866 - BEN: I think that's those stinkers over there. 32 00:01:06,866 --> 00:01:08,033 Makes me sick. 33 00:01:08,250 --> 00:01:09,366 - That's crazy, man. 34 00:01:09,366 --> 00:01:10,416 - This is our damn airport. 35 00:01:10,416 --> 00:01:11,833 - I'm so pissed about this. 36 00:01:11,833 --> 00:01:13,300 I think we should leave immediately. 37 00:01:13,300 --> 00:01:14,133 - Yeah. 38 00:01:14,316 --> 00:01:16,083 This airport isn't cool anymore. 39 00:01:16,083 --> 00:01:18,066 Let's get the hell out of here. - I do wish that we could see them. 40 00:01:18,066 --> 00:01:19,816 - Yeah. We can't. 41 00:01:19,816 --> 00:01:21,516 - Where are they going?! 42 00:01:21,516 --> 00:01:23,183 - I really don't know. I really don't know. 43 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:24,216 - I can't figure it out. 44 00:01:24,216 --> 00:01:26,283 I'm trying to look at flights out of here. 45 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:28,216 I can't find... what they would be on. 46 00:01:28,916 --> 00:01:30,350 I guess we'll know soon enough. 47 00:01:30,350 --> 00:01:31,833 It doesn't change what we're gonna do, I guess. 48 00:01:31,833 --> 00:01:32,283 - No. 49 00:01:32,733 --> 00:01:34,166 - There you go. - Thank you. 50 00:01:48,166 --> 00:01:49,366 - SAM: Alright, we're here. 51 00:01:53,816 --> 00:01:54,850 I was thinking, Amy, 52 00:01:54,850 --> 00:01:56,583 I think we might actually be in kind of a rush. 53 00:01:56,583 --> 00:01:57,283 - AMY: Yeah. 54 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:59,183 - Because I think the flight to DC: 55 00:01:59,183 --> 00:02:01,100 roughly two hours, maybe longer, 56 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,083 'cause they're gonna have to navigate 57 00:02:02,083 --> 00:02:03,083 around all those storms, 58 00:02:03,083 --> 00:02:04,400 like we did, like, our flight was long. 59 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:05,000 - AMY: Yeah. 60 00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:08,350 - I think there's a chance we can go claim Iowa 61 00:02:08,350 --> 00:02:10,183 before they can claim Virginia, 62 00:02:10,183 --> 00:02:12,650 meaning we can eliminate Alabama. 63 00:02:12,650 --> 00:02:14,033 - They don't know about Iowa. 64 00:02:14,033 --> 00:02:15,283 They don't know it's an option for us. 65 00:02:15,283 --> 00:02:16,150 - Yeah. 66 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:18,116 - They think we're getting on a connecting flight right now. 67 00:02:18,116 --> 00:02:19,733 - Yeah, in fact, they texted us 68 00:02:19,733 --> 00:02:20,983 trying to coax that information out of us. 69 00:02:20,983 --> 00:02:22,866 - Yeah, it's, "Oh, what flight are you guys getting on?" 70 00:02:22,866 --> 00:02:24,566 - It's like, "Why the (bleep) are we gonna tell you?" 71 00:02:24,750 --> 00:02:26,550 Now we get to wait in a big-ass line. 72 00:02:26,550 --> 00:02:27,516 Oh, this is awesome. 73 00:02:27,516 --> 00:02:29,933 There's exactly one agent working. 74 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,950 I think there are glaciers retreating faster than this line. 75 00:02:32,950 --> 00:02:35,900 - Right, which is a problem with the environment, but... 76 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:38,250 - SAM: It's also a problem with the Budget rental car line. 77 00:02:41,250 --> 00:02:43,716 Amy, I'd like to congratulate you. 78 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,166 We've now been in this line for 30 minutes. 79 00:02:46,483 --> 00:02:48,033 - (mouths) What? - SAM: Yes. 80 00:02:48,033 --> 00:02:49,000 If not for this line, 81 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:50,700 we could have made the next claim before them. 82 00:02:51,916 --> 00:02:54,916 - Look, you said a couple days ago and/or yesterday 83 00:02:54,916 --> 00:02:56,566 that you wanted the audience's sympathy. 84 00:02:56,566 --> 00:02:58,000 We must have it by now. 85 00:02:58,233 --> 00:03:00,066 - SAM: Please, please give me sympathy. 86 00:03:00,066 --> 00:03:01,066 (Amy wheezes) 87 00:03:01,066 --> 00:03:03,266 Sam wants you to feel bad for him. 88 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:05,433 I don't care what you think. 89 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:11,066 - SAM: (softly) Oh, oh, we just hit one hour! 90 00:03:12,666 --> 00:03:13,816 And while we've been inside, 91 00:03:13,816 --> 00:03:15,466 the majority of their flight time has passed. 92 00:03:26,233 --> 00:03:27,600 - Okay, hello, hello. 93 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:30,900 We're about an hour into this flight. 94 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:33,650 Sam and Amy are still at the St. Louis Airport. 95 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:35,583 They're just, like, right outside of it. 96 00:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,333 At the... at a rental car place. 97 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:40,500 Which means two things. It means that they are 98 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:43,983 almost certainly trying to drive somewhere, 99 00:03:43,983 --> 00:03:46,300 probably Iowa...? 100 00:03:46,483 --> 00:03:47,583 But also that they're— 101 00:03:47,583 --> 00:03:50,966 they must be having trouble, right? 102 00:03:50,966 --> 00:03:53,283 - Do you think it would be faster... 103 00:03:53,683 --> 00:03:56,483 to get to Iowa or the Moon? 104 00:03:56,483 --> 00:03:58,116 - SINGERS: ♪ I try to learn one new thing ♪ 105 00:03:58,116 --> 00:04:00,000 ♪ about my introverted boss every day ♪ 106 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:02,816 ♪ while we travel the country together ♪ 107 00:04:03,100 --> 00:04:04,316 - Welcome to day three 108 00:04:04,316 --> 00:04:06,500 of learning one specific thing about my boss 109 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:08,150 while we travel the country together. 110 00:04:08,150 --> 00:04:11,000 You know, I've found myself wondering sort of like, 111 00:04:11,233 --> 00:04:13,966 will he be upset when he finds out that I was doing this? 112 00:04:14,316 --> 00:04:15,816 And then I found myself thinking, 113 00:04:15,816 --> 00:04:17,066 I don't really know him well enough 114 00:04:17,066 --> 00:04:18,616 to know if this would upset him. 115 00:04:19,116 --> 00:04:20,116 Which is the point. 116 00:04:20,116 --> 00:04:21,483 So anyway, we soldier on. 117 00:04:21,483 --> 00:04:22,916 New day, new question. 118 00:04:22,916 --> 00:04:25,150 And today, I would like to know 119 00:04:25,150 --> 00:04:29,466 whether he sort of harbors any interest, even passive, 120 00:04:29,466 --> 00:04:31,116 in going to outer space. 121 00:04:31,116 --> 00:04:35,033 I don't really think of Sam as that kind of guy. 122 00:04:35,033 --> 00:04:37,916 But at the same time, he loves aircraft. 123 00:04:38,166 --> 00:04:40,633 I think it'd be more about the rocket ship than space 124 00:04:40,883 --> 00:04:42,883 if he wanted to go. But I don't know. 125 00:04:42,883 --> 00:04:44,983 So, let's find out. 126 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:48,783 - SAM: If we had a good rocket. 127 00:04:48,783 --> 00:04:52,000 - I'm not sure that I would accept the offer. 128 00:04:52,683 --> 00:04:53,533 - SAM: Okay. 129 00:04:53,750 --> 00:04:54,666 - If someone was like, 130 00:04:54,666 --> 00:04:56,250 "Hey, we're doing another Blue Origin, 131 00:04:56,250 --> 00:04:58,183 "but Katy Perry doesn't wanna go back. 132 00:04:58,183 --> 00:04:59,800 Can we put you in a wig?" 133 00:04:59,800 --> 00:05:00,983 I'd probably be like, no. - SAM: But the Blue Origin thing 134 00:05:00,983 --> 00:05:02,150 is such a tease. 135 00:05:02,150 --> 00:05:03,650 'Cause you're in space for like three minutes. 136 00:05:03,650 --> 00:05:04,400 - Yeah, you don't— yeah, 137 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:05,666 and you don't even get to go to the Moon. 138 00:05:05,666 --> 00:05:06,466 - SAM: No. 139 00:05:06,466 --> 00:05:08,266 - But I don't think I would wanna go to the Moon. 140 00:05:08,566 --> 00:05:10,250 - SAM: It's kinda far. Long trip. 141 00:05:10,750 --> 00:05:13,016 Amy, we've reached an amazing point. 142 00:05:14,316 --> 00:05:17,033 At which there's no one in front of us in line. 143 00:05:17,283 --> 00:05:18,016 Ready for us. 144 00:05:18,016 --> 00:05:19,600 We wanna add you as a driver? 145 00:05:20,166 --> 00:05:21,966 - Sure. - Amy, this is a long drive. 146 00:05:21,966 --> 00:05:23,100 - RENTAL CAR AGENT: Wait, are you married? 147 00:05:23,100 --> 00:05:23,733 - Nope. - No. 148 00:05:23,733 --> 00:05:24,483 - RENTAL CAR AGENT: Okay. 149 00:05:24,483 --> 00:05:25,666 - Would that help? 150 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:27,733 - AGENT: Okay, so your Ford Escape is right out the door. 151 00:05:27,733 --> 00:05:29,083 - Great, thank you so much. - Awesome, thank you very much. 152 00:05:29,083 --> 00:05:31,100 - AMY: Okay, we are, despite it all... 153 00:05:31,100 --> 00:05:32,100 - Moving! 154 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,116 - In a car! 155 00:05:33,116 --> 00:05:35,233 - Under 90 minutes, in and out. 156 00:05:35,233 --> 00:05:36,383 - Gotta be a record. 157 00:05:36,383 --> 00:05:38,283 We're gonna figure out whether it's in our interest 158 00:05:38,283 --> 00:05:40,266 to claim Iowa or South Dakota first. 159 00:05:40,266 --> 00:05:41,233 - Well, we can analyze that. 160 00:05:41,233 --> 00:05:42,416 - We're gonna analyze that. 161 00:05:42,416 --> 00:05:43,450 But for now, we are going 162 00:05:43,450 --> 00:05:45,683 to get the hell out of the St. Louis Airport. 163 00:05:45,683 --> 00:05:47,616 We're happy, we're excited, 164 00:05:47,616 --> 00:05:49,733 and we are going to win. 165 00:05:49,733 --> 00:05:51,150 We know who we are. - Yes! 166 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:52,666 - We know what we're capable of. 167 00:05:52,666 --> 00:05:53,516 - Yes. 168 00:05:53,516 --> 00:05:55,800 - The boys are back. - The boys are so back. 169 00:05:55,800 --> 00:05:57,400 - (squeals softly) Yeah! 170 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:18,950 (Ben sighs gruffly) 171 00:06:18,950 --> 00:06:20,950 - What are they up to? 172 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,966 - BEN: Welcome to Washington, DC. 173 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:25,350 - We're actually technically in Virginia. 174 00:06:25,350 --> 00:06:29,216 - In the time that it took us to fly from Missouri to DC... 175 00:06:29,216 --> 00:06:30,766 - They basically just rented a car. 176 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:31,300 - Yeah. 177 00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:33,833 - Surely they're going to Iowa, right? 178 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:35,366 And South Dakota's on the map, 179 00:06:35,366 --> 00:06:37,016 so you can connect Iowa with that. 180 00:06:37,016 --> 00:06:38,483 It's kinda tricky, but... 181 00:06:38,483 --> 00:06:41,116 I mean, look, if they can get Iowa 182 00:06:41,283 --> 00:06:43,383 and one other thing and connect it all to Canada, 183 00:06:43,383 --> 00:06:45,550 that does put 'em back in the game, I will say. 184 00:06:46,016 --> 00:06:47,466 - SAM: River! 185 00:06:47,466 --> 00:06:50,250 - AMY: The wonderful Missouri River. 186 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:52,850 - SAM: Mississippi River tributary. We love that. 187 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:55,216 - Look, the simple truth of the matter 188 00:06:55,216 --> 00:06:57,216 is that we're gonna be in the car a long time. 189 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:59,633 You— Do you wanna throw out a take 190 00:06:59,633 --> 00:07:00,733 to fill some time? 191 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,550 I need to— You gotta pick— 192 00:07:02,550 --> 00:07:05,916 - I don't think The Lion King on Broadway is that good. 193 00:07:05,916 --> 00:07:06,650 - Whoa! 194 00:07:06,650 --> 00:07:07,650 - 'Cause the animals, 195 00:07:07,650 --> 00:07:09,366 you can tell there's a human in them. 196 00:07:09,916 --> 00:07:11,800 - Yeah, that's the magic of theatre! 197 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,450 - No! If theatre's good— 198 00:07:13,450 --> 00:07:14,716 - Oh my god, when they have the giraffe 199 00:07:14,716 --> 00:07:16,183 who has the big hat on - The magic of theatre— 200 00:07:16,183 --> 00:07:16,900 - and then they're like— - The magic— 201 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,116 - No need to focus on them for right now, though. 202 00:07:19,450 --> 00:07:20,733 We gotta do our own thing. 203 00:07:20,916 --> 00:07:23,283 Alright, let's reveal what the Virginia challenge is. 204 00:07:23,283 --> 00:07:25,066 - Here is the Virginia challenge. 205 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,616 - SAM: Identify a president at a president's birthplace. 206 00:07:30,616 --> 00:07:32,716 Virginia is known as the Mother of Presidents, 207 00:07:32,716 --> 00:07:35,350 being the birthplace of eight US presidents. 208 00:07:35,350 --> 00:07:36,916 Go to any presidential birthplace, 209 00:07:36,916 --> 00:07:39,550 where one team member will randomly generate a president. 210 00:07:39,550 --> 00:07:41,216 They may then select and read aloud 211 00:07:41,216 --> 00:07:43,400 three sentences from their inaugural address. 212 00:07:43,400 --> 00:07:45,466 The sentences do not have to be consecutive, 213 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:48,000 but they may not include names or years. 214 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:50,100 The other partner must guess the president. 215 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,783 They're allowed to consult the Wikipedia list of US presidents, 216 00:07:52,783 --> 00:07:54,416 but no other information. 217 00:07:54,416 --> 00:07:55,750 They get one guess. 218 00:07:55,750 --> 00:07:57,083 If this challenge is failed, 219 00:07:57,083 --> 00:07:59,616 they may attempt again at another presidential birthplace. 220 00:08:00,050 --> 00:08:02,166 - I do actually think we're gonna have to rent a car 221 00:08:02,166 --> 00:08:03,833 and drive to... - Yeah. 222 00:08:03,833 --> 00:08:06,400 - ...potentially James Monroe's birthplace. 223 00:08:06,400 --> 00:08:07,700 - Yeah, we gotta drive— 224 00:08:07,700 --> 00:08:09,683 get out into Virginia a little bit. 225 00:08:09,850 --> 00:08:10,766 - Not ideal. 226 00:08:10,766 --> 00:08:12,916 I have not yet been able to find a rental car 227 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:15,150 that will let us drop off in Baltimore. 228 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:16,850 I think that the move is: 229 00:08:16,850 --> 00:08:18,400 get this car for cheap. 230 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:20,083 - And then— - Drop it off here, same day. 231 00:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,983 It costs us basically nothing. 232 00:08:21,983 --> 00:08:24,150 - Hop on a train. - Then we can take the train up. 233 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,516 - I think that makes sense to me. 234 00:08:25,666 --> 00:08:27,400 - ADAM: I have a reservation for Chase. 235 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,500 I just made it. 236 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:30,600 - RENTAL CAR AGENT: Take any car (indistinct) 237 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:31,300 - Okay. - BEN: Thank you. 238 00:08:33,466 --> 00:08:35,450 Tell you what. That was a very efficient... 239 00:08:35,666 --> 00:08:37,016 - Very efficient. - car rental experience. 240 00:08:37,016 --> 00:08:38,466 - Not like in St. Louis. 241 00:08:38,466 --> 00:08:39,450 - (chuckles) Not like in St. Louis. 242 00:08:39,450 --> 00:08:41,350 - And not like seemingly what they just experienced. 243 00:08:41,350 --> 00:08:43,100 - But I can see a whole ass human 244 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:44,950 in the elephant. - Is it not different than reality 245 00:08:44,950 --> 00:08:46,450 that a human would move - No! Because I can tell that that's 246 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:48,866 - so similarly to an elephant? - a human wearing an elephant suit. 247 00:08:48,866 --> 00:08:50,216 - It's so legit— - Magic— Magic— 248 00:08:50,566 --> 00:08:51,966 - BEN: ♪ Welcome to Virginia ♪ 249 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:53,416 - ADAM: Virginia is for lovers. 250 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:57,166 - Well, we're off to see the birthplace of James Monroe. 251 00:08:57,166 --> 00:08:58,816 - James Monroe. - What did he do? 252 00:08:58,816 --> 00:09:01,500 James Monroe was the fifth president 253 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:03,066 - Pretty early. - of the United States, 254 00:09:03,066 --> 00:09:06,133 and the last Founding Father to serve as president. 255 00:09:06,283 --> 00:09:08,216 - Are there any silly facts about him? 256 00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:10,100 - Political cartoonists of the era 257 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,716 struggled to caricature him 258 00:09:11,716 --> 00:09:14,033 because he was so expressionless. 259 00:09:14,033 --> 00:09:16,716 Is that so— I guess it's the— that's the opposite of silly. 260 00:09:16,716 --> 00:09:18,666 - By the way, where are they? 261 00:09:18,666 --> 00:09:21,050 Can we confirm they're definitely going to Iowa? 262 00:09:21,050 --> 00:09:23,116 - David Blaine disappears - And the set is just 263 00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:24,916 - a whole ass car. - a television that just shows— 264 00:09:24,916 --> 00:09:27,133 Okay! That's not theatre. - Disappearing a whole ass car 265 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:28,183 - That's magic! - is magic. 266 00:09:28,183 --> 00:09:29,500 But you said it was the magic of theatre! 267 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:31,683 - The magic of theatre! 268 00:09:31,683 --> 00:09:33,100 - I mean, they are headed 269 00:09:33,100 --> 00:09:36,550 straight to the... Iowa border, yes. 270 00:09:36,550 --> 00:09:37,983 - 'Kay. Interesting. 271 00:09:45,016 --> 00:09:47,583 - Welcome to another episode of Amy and Sam's tracker check. 272 00:09:47,583 --> 00:09:49,000 - Does it look like they're in a rental car shuttle? 273 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:49,883 - No. 274 00:09:49,883 --> 00:09:52,300 They seem to just be in a car normal style. 275 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:53,350 - Aaah! Sorry. 276 00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:55,683 - No, fair. It's fair. 277 00:09:55,683 --> 00:09:58,850 If they are going to Monroe's birthplace, 278 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:03,083 they are probably about an hour and 10 minutes away. 279 00:10:03,083 --> 00:10:05,900 We are about an hour and 23 minutes 280 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:09,033 from crossing the border into Iowa. - Oh, it's close. 281 00:10:09,033 --> 00:10:11,050 - Assuming that we stay on this path. 282 00:10:11,050 --> 00:10:12,733 Our new discussion topic is: 283 00:10:12,733 --> 00:10:17,650 do we try to claim South Dakota or Iowa first? 284 00:10:17,650 --> 00:10:19,900 The reason to do Iowa first is that it's closer, 285 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:21,900 and we haven't claimed a state in over a day, 286 00:10:21,900 --> 00:10:23,200 and this game is not that long. 287 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:25,066 - And would get us two new states, 288 00:10:25,066 --> 00:10:27,000 which one of them could be goated with the sauce, 289 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:30,416 like Minnesota or like Idaho. 290 00:10:30,416 --> 00:10:33,066 There's a world in which, with one of those, 291 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:36,550 we would want to not waste the time 292 00:10:36,550 --> 00:10:38,850 to go to South Dakota and go straight to one of those. 293 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:41,283 - The argument for South Dakota is as follows. 294 00:10:41,283 --> 00:10:41,566 - Mhm. 295 00:10:41,566 --> 00:10:43,616 - South Dakota is on the board publicly. 296 00:10:43,616 --> 00:10:45,016 - Yes. - Iowa is a private card. 297 00:10:45,016 --> 00:10:45,416 - Mhm. 298 00:10:45,416 --> 00:10:47,966 - That means that we can protect South Dakota 299 00:10:47,966 --> 00:10:49,333 when they claim Virginia, 300 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,433 but we cannot protect another thing. 301 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:55,666 So if hypothetically, we claim Iowa, 302 00:10:55,900 --> 00:10:58,916 and Montana or North Dakota flops, 303 00:10:58,916 --> 00:11:02,366 then we can't protect both South Dakota 304 00:11:02,366 --> 00:11:03,650 and that other state. 305 00:11:03,650 --> 00:11:09,116 - It feels risky to effectively tie up what we're doing 306 00:11:09,116 --> 00:11:12,200 until, I'm guessing, midday tomorrow 307 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:14,366 by driving all the way to South Dakota. 308 00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:16,800 If we do that, we gotta backtrack. 309 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:19,750 'Cause then we only have a day and a half of game day left. 310 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,283 - I think going straight to South Dakota 311 00:11:21,283 --> 00:11:23,516 is ultimately an act of overthinking. 312 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,700 - I think so. I think it just locks us up too much. 313 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:28,466 - Yeah. So we are going straight to Iowa. 314 00:11:28,466 --> 00:11:31,116 We are not taking the slightly faster path 315 00:11:31,116 --> 00:11:32,483 direct to South Dakota, 316 00:11:32,483 --> 00:11:33,733 and we're gonna— 317 00:11:33,733 --> 00:11:34,683 - We're gonna freaking nail it. 318 00:11:34,833 --> 00:11:36,083 - And we're gonna freaking nail it. 319 00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,466 - What do we have to sculpt again? 320 00:11:40,066 --> 00:11:41,850 Sculpt a butter animal. 321 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,816 Since 1911, the Iowa State Fair 322 00:11:43,816 --> 00:11:46,300 has been famous for its cow butter sculpture, 323 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:48,650 produced each year from about 600 pounds of butter 324 00:11:48,650 --> 00:11:50,350 to promote dairy products. 325 00:11:50,350 --> 00:11:52,516 Bring a stick of butter to the outskirts of any farm 326 00:11:52,516 --> 00:11:53,650 where animals are visible. 327 00:11:53,650 --> 00:11:54,900 Sculpt that single stick of butter 328 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:57,016 into the shape of one of the animals you can see, 329 00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,566 and post a picture of your creation on social media. 330 00:11:59,566 --> 00:12:02,400 The subject animal may not be in the background of your picture. 331 00:12:02,400 --> 00:12:05,283 The audience must successfully guess what animal you've created. 332 00:12:05,283 --> 00:12:06,766 If you fail, you may re-attempt 333 00:12:06,766 --> 00:12:08,883 after 45 minutes with another animal. 334 00:12:09,266 --> 00:12:10,350 The first thing to research is, 335 00:12:10,350 --> 00:12:13,116 what is the soonest butter acquisition opportunity 336 00:12:13,116 --> 00:12:14,616 across the Iowa border? 337 00:12:15,066 --> 00:12:17,183 - Okay. I'm gonna look into all of that. 338 00:12:17,316 --> 00:12:18,300 We'll see you in Iowa. 339 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:18,883 - Hell yeah. 340 00:12:19,266 --> 00:12:20,650 - Dude, dude! 341 00:12:20,916 --> 00:12:21,766 - BEN: (chuckles) Yes! 342 00:12:21,766 --> 00:12:22,966 - ADAM: (laughs) Dude! - BEN: "Dream on". 343 00:12:22,966 --> 00:12:24,616 - ADAM: Three wheels, are you kidding me? 344 00:12:24,616 --> 00:12:26,616 "Dream on" with the Disney D. 345 00:12:26,616 --> 00:12:29,066 - BEN: Well, you gotta keep it a little whimsical. 346 00:12:29,066 --> 00:12:30,516 Okay, so... 347 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,500 We do have to decide who's gonna do what. 348 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,200 - Well, which one of us knows more about American history? 349 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:37,983 - I feel like I went to like, woke school, 350 00:12:37,983 --> 00:12:39,833 where they didn't just teach us about that. 351 00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,533 - Surely you also took US history. 352 00:12:41,533 --> 00:12:43,033 - I did not. (cracks up) 353 00:12:43,033 --> 00:12:44,583 - (cracks up) That can't be true! 354 00:12:44,583 --> 00:12:45,750 - I did not. 355 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,583 I took a Bob Dylan class. 356 00:12:47,583 --> 00:12:48,716 - You did what? 357 00:12:48,716 --> 00:12:50,450 - That's a serious fact. - Is that true? 358 00:12:50,450 --> 00:12:53,516 - In high school, I took Bob Dylan class. 359 00:12:53,516 --> 00:12:55,983 - That can't be true. - That is 100% true. 360 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,333 - Your school was made up. - I did not take US history. 361 00:12:58,333 --> 00:12:59,933 I took Bob Dylan class. 362 00:12:59,933 --> 00:13:03,416 To that end, probably best to have you guess the presidents. 363 00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:04,500 - I do wanna say, Ben, 364 00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,050 I am nervous about this challenge. 365 00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:07,183 It might be fine. 366 00:13:07,183 --> 00:13:08,783 - There's definitely a luck component. 367 00:13:08,783 --> 00:13:09,200 - Yeah. 368 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:12,500 - I mean, I think that if we get this on the first try, 369 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,666 we almost definitely will complete it before them. 370 00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:18,816 Which is good, 'cause then we could really save— 371 00:13:18,816 --> 00:13:20,600 - Try to mess with them, and we can try to save some stuff. 372 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:21,650 - Save Alabama. 373 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:23,850 Try and get rid of, you know, South Dakota or... 374 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,033 - SAM: Choo-choo! 375 00:13:33,033 --> 00:13:35,966 - AMY: Chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga. 376 00:13:35,966 --> 00:13:37,500 chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga! 377 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:38,700 - SAM: I like trains. 378 00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:40,000 Getting close to the border. 379 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,750 Realistically, I think they're getting through their first attempt 380 00:13:42,750 --> 00:13:44,233 before we get to the butter. - Correct. 381 00:13:44,233 --> 00:13:46,500 They are nine minutes from the Monroe birthplace. 382 00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:49,000 - Okay, that's even tighter than I thought. 383 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,766 Border. - AMY: Border. Border coming up. 384 00:13:51,033 --> 00:13:52,250 Hey, Sam. 385 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:53,483 - SAM: Hey, Amy. 386 00:13:53,483 --> 00:13:57,050 - AMY: Welcome to Iowa-aaa! (squeals) 387 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,366 Welcome to Iowa, Sam! 388 00:13:59,366 --> 00:14:00,666 - Freedom to flourish. 389 00:14:00,666 --> 00:14:03,983 We're gonna fricking flourish in here, Amy. 390 00:14:03,983 --> 00:14:06,166 - AMY: We're looking for places you could buy butter, 391 00:14:06,166 --> 00:14:07,750 and we're looking for farm animals. 392 00:14:08,633 --> 00:14:11,950 - SAM: Okay, this is not looking like butter town yet. 393 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,116 - ADAM: Birthplace of Monroe. 394 00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,100 There you have it. 395 00:14:16,966 --> 00:14:18,916 Oh, it's just this. - BEN: Here we are. 396 00:14:19,833 --> 00:14:22,566 - ADAM: A humble house. 397 00:14:22,683 --> 00:14:24,033 - This is not... 398 00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:27,633 ...the most popular tourist attraction. 399 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,116 - ADAM: They gave birth to James Monroe right in there. 400 00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:31,616 That's where they did it. 401 00:14:31,616 --> 00:14:32,933 - They popped him right out. 402 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:35,133 - ADAM: I'm just gonna set this up here for you. 403 00:14:35,983 --> 00:14:36,900 Here's the deal. 404 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:38,716 You generate your number, 405 00:14:38,716 --> 00:14:41,050 do your research. I'm gonna go over there. 406 00:14:41,250 --> 00:14:41,700 - Yep. 407 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:43,150 - And then just call me over when you're ready. 408 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:43,983 - Yep, will do. 409 00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:46,850 So, let's generate our president. 410 00:14:46,850 --> 00:14:50,783 We really gotta hope that this is an iconic enough president 411 00:14:50,783 --> 00:14:54,433 that Adam can get it just off of these sentences. 412 00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:55,650 Otherwise, I think that basically 413 00:14:55,650 --> 00:14:58,100 he's just gonna have to estimate time period. 414 00:14:58,100 --> 00:15:00,400 Okay, our president is... 415 00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:02,833 ...Chester A. Arthur. 416 00:15:05,033 --> 00:15:06,966 I don't know that Chester A. Arthur is... 417 00:15:09,750 --> 00:15:12,766 Let's see what we can do with his inaugural address. 418 00:15:12,766 --> 00:15:14,166 This is interesting. 419 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,133 Chester A. Arthur became president 420 00:15:16,133 --> 00:15:18,583 after an assassination, 421 00:15:19,066 --> 00:15:23,000 and he's really harping on this assassination thing. 422 00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:25,800 Which I guess I would be, too, if I was assuming the presidency 423 00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:29,266 after my president was killed. I guess that's fair. 424 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:33,516 - Okay, we found a gas station/ pizza restaurant, Casey's. 425 00:15:33,516 --> 00:15:35,166 It looks like they maybe would sell food. 426 00:15:35,166 --> 00:15:37,316 I'd like to know if they sell butter. 427 00:15:37,316 --> 00:15:38,600 - I think you should put on 428 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,533 a thick Midwest accent, you know? 429 00:15:40,533 --> 00:15:42,883 - Well, I didn't really think I had a thick Midwest accent, 430 00:15:42,883 --> 00:15:44,966 but then people who watch this show said I did. 431 00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,433 Representative. 432 00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:47,983 Human person. 433 00:15:48,183 --> 00:15:51,416 Can I talk to a human agent representative human? 434 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:52,633 Hi. 435 00:15:53,050 --> 00:15:54,150 I was just wondering, 436 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,616 do y'all happen to sell butter in the store? 437 00:15:56,616 --> 00:15:57,733 Thank you, bye. 438 00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,550 They used to, but they don't. 439 00:15:59,550 --> 00:16:01,350 He said check Dollar General across the street. 440 00:16:01,350 --> 00:16:02,450 - I love the detail. 441 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:03,550 Was that your Midwest accent? 442 00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:04,400 - No. 443 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:05,500 - That was— - That's just how I talk. 444 00:16:05,733 --> 00:16:08,133 - I will summon Adam now. 445 00:16:11,516 --> 00:16:12,866 Okay, Adam? 446 00:16:12,866 --> 00:16:13,700 - Yes, I'm here. 447 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:15,200 - Welcome back. - Okay. 448 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,433 - And again, you can look at a list of... 449 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:19,216 - I can. Yep. - presidents. 450 00:16:19,216 --> 00:16:20,950 You know, their orders. 451 00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:22,883 I will just give all three to you right now. 452 00:16:22,883 --> 00:16:23,933 - Okay. 453 00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:25,400 - Here is your first sentence: 454 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:28,616 For the fourth time in the history of the Republic 455 00:16:28,616 --> 00:16:31,583 its Chief Magistrate has been removed by death. 456 00:16:32,650 --> 00:16:35,233 - Oh, well that seems like a very significant hint. 457 00:16:35,233 --> 00:16:36,033 - It's a pretty good hint. 458 00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:37,716 Here's your second sentence. 459 00:16:37,716 --> 00:16:40,483 All the noble aspirations of my lamented predecessor 460 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:46,716 (hyper-fast speech) 461 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:49,716 Long-ass sentence, but it is one sentence. 462 00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:50,350 - Okay. 463 00:16:50,350 --> 00:16:52,766 - The last sentence is: 464 00:16:52,766 --> 00:16:55,750 The gloom and anxiety which have enshrouded the country 465 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,883 must make repose especially welcome now. 466 00:17:00,133 --> 00:17:00,850 - Okay. 467 00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:02,800 So it's the fourth time 468 00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,700 that a president died. 469 00:17:04,700 --> 00:17:07,750 He did— It did not say that they were killed. 470 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,433 It said that they died. 471 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:11,416 It said that it was a very brief administration. 472 00:17:11,416 --> 00:17:12,633 My first thought is 473 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:15,133 it's the guy that came after William Henry Harrison. 474 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,633 I should be able to figure this out. 475 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,433 George Washington did not die in office. 476 00:17:18,433 --> 00:17:19,483 I'm just going through 'em. 477 00:17:19,483 --> 00:17:20,933 George Washington didn't die in office. 478 00:17:20,933 --> 00:17:22,516 John Adams didn't die in office. 479 00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:24,316 Jefferson didn't die in office. 480 00:17:24,500 --> 00:17:26,016 Madison didn't die in office. 481 00:17:26,016 --> 00:17:27,350 - Look, it's Fort Madison. 482 00:17:29,233 --> 00:17:30,116 - AMY: Sure. 483 00:17:30,933 --> 00:17:32,766 - SAM: Dollar General. - AMY: Alright. 484 00:17:33,316 --> 00:17:34,733 - SAM: They better have butter. 485 00:17:34,733 --> 00:17:36,150 - AMY: If this place doesn't have butter, we riot. 486 00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:38,250 - SAM: We've been told they were there. - AMY: The guy at Casey's... 487 00:17:38,883 --> 00:17:40,400 told us there would be butter here. 488 00:17:41,050 --> 00:17:43,016 You know, technically a human is an animal. 489 00:17:43,683 --> 00:17:44,450 - SAM: You're so right. 490 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:45,050 Dairy. 491 00:17:45,050 --> 00:17:45,616 - Sour cream. - Cheese. 492 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:46,250 - Butter, butter. - Butter, butter. 493 00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:46,833 - Butter, butter, butter. 494 00:17:46,833 --> 00:17:48,066 - SAM: Okay, now we need a sculpting device. 495 00:17:48,066 --> 00:17:49,816 I'm gonna look for a sculpting device. 496 00:17:50,133 --> 00:17:51,266 We're in the tools section. 497 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,550 Amy, I got a baking sheet. 498 00:17:54,550 --> 00:17:55,433 Do you think it'll be good? - Sure. 499 00:17:55,883 --> 00:17:57,783 Well I got these metal cuticle scissors. 500 00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:59,783 I think between everything we're holding here, 501 00:17:59,783 --> 00:18:00,766 we should be able to do 502 00:18:00,766 --> 00:18:01,816 what we need to do. - SAM: Yeah. I think let's do it. 503 00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:03,466 - You wanna take the over and under? 504 00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:05,600 Or over-under on 90 minutes for this line? 505 00:18:06,250 --> 00:18:06,850 - SAM: Mmh. 506 00:18:06,850 --> 00:18:08,750 - Van Buren, no. 507 00:18:09,566 --> 00:18:11,516 Harrison, yes. So that's one. 508 00:18:11,516 --> 00:18:13,800 So it's not the guy after Harrison. So not that guy. 509 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,450 Zachary Taylor did die. 510 00:18:15,450 --> 00:18:17,466 That was the second president to die in office. 511 00:18:17,466 --> 00:18:18,550 Lincoln did. 512 00:18:18,550 --> 00:18:20,916 So it should be the next president to die in office 513 00:18:20,916 --> 00:18:23,083 to the person after them that did not die. 514 00:18:23,366 --> 00:18:25,050 Johnson didn't, Grant didn't, 515 00:18:25,050 --> 00:18:28,183 Hayes didn't, Garfield did. 516 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,716 Okay, Ben... 517 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:32,450 I'm ready with my guess. 518 00:18:32,450 --> 00:18:34,500 I believe that that speech was given 519 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,150 by Chester A. Arthur. 520 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:37,633 - Well done. 521 00:18:37,633 --> 00:18:39,033 - Yes! 522 00:18:49,366 --> 00:18:51,400 - I mean, it's a pretty good line. 523 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,333 That's Virginia claimed, baby. 524 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,733 - That's Virginia claimed. That's a big one. 525 00:18:55,916 --> 00:18:57,316 Let's call them. 526 00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:05,700 - AMY: Oh, (bleep) - No, 'cause it— 527 00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:07,300 ♫ ("Bad to the Bone" piano ringtone) 528 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,083 - AMY: Adam's calling. 529 00:19:08,850 --> 00:19:10,183 - Hello. - Hello. 530 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:10,766 - Hi. 531 00:19:10,766 --> 00:19:13,316 - We've claimed the great state of Virginia. 532 00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:15,166 We're here at James Monroe's birthplace. 533 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:16,550 - We're so happy for you. - Okay. 534 00:19:16,750 --> 00:19:18,483 - Here is your next state. 535 00:19:18,483 --> 00:19:19,283 - Take your time. 536 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:22,100 - I don't even want it. 537 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:24,516 - Buc-ee's wild card. - Buc-ee's wild card? 538 00:19:24,516 --> 00:19:25,716 - That can't be good for them. 539 00:19:25,850 --> 00:19:28,316 What do we want to eliminate, Ben? I actually don't know. 540 00:19:28,316 --> 00:19:29,333 - No, I don't. 541 00:19:29,333 --> 00:19:30,966 Well, I mean, probably Iowa. 542 00:19:31,366 --> 00:19:32,750 - Well, Iowa's not on the board, man. 543 00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:34,583 - Oh right, Iowa's not on the board. 544 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,566 - I'm gonna go South Dakota. 545 00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:39,816 - Leave it alone! 546 00:19:40,033 --> 00:19:41,900 - We're leaving her alone. - Okay. 547 00:19:41,900 --> 00:19:44,066 Maybe Utah, maybe Oklahoma. 548 00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:45,200 No, not Oklahoma. 549 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,716 I think you could get Oklahoma. - Okay. 550 00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:48,866 Oklahoma could work for us. 551 00:19:48,866 --> 00:19:50,183 - If you wanna make a decision. 552 00:19:50,183 --> 00:19:52,000 - Let's go... 553 00:19:52,266 --> 00:19:53,083 ...Utah. 554 00:19:53,083 --> 00:19:54,366 Yeah, Utah. Utah's going. 555 00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:56,200 - They got so much stuff going on. - Okay, you ready? 556 00:19:58,883 --> 00:19:59,933 - North Dakota. 557 00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,366 - She's the north one. - Well... 558 00:20:01,666 --> 00:20:03,150 - There's another Dakota for you. 559 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:05,166 That's not great. - That's not great for us. 560 00:20:05,166 --> 00:20:05,883 - That's interesting. 561 00:20:05,883 --> 00:20:07,083 - Bye. - Bye. 562 00:20:07,933 --> 00:20:09,000 What the hell?! 563 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:09,916 (giggles) - Ugh. 564 00:20:09,916 --> 00:20:11,500 - God, remember all that talking we did 565 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,783 about how the exact nightmare scenario 566 00:20:13,783 --> 00:20:15,550 was North Dakota coming up too early? 567 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:17,283 We couldn't have done anything. - We couldn't have affected that. 568 00:20:17,283 --> 00:20:19,816 - That wasn't regret. This is just me being frustrated. 569 00:20:19,816 --> 00:20:21,383 - Here's the thing. Let's get back to the car, 570 00:20:21,383 --> 00:20:22,866 let's start driving back to the airport, 571 00:20:22,866 --> 00:20:24,133 and let's talk about this on the way. 572 00:20:24,133 --> 00:20:24,650 - Okay. 573 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,350 So, heading back to DCA. 574 00:20:30,350 --> 00:20:33,250 Here are the states that the Buc-ee's is good for. 575 00:20:33,250 --> 00:20:36,483 Alabama, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Kentucky... 576 00:20:36,483 --> 00:20:38,083 - Mississippi, Missouri, South Carolina, 577 00:20:38,083 --> 00:20:39,116 Tennessee, Virginia, Texas. 578 00:20:39,116 --> 00:20:40,566 The only one that could even possibly be helpful 579 00:20:40,566 --> 00:20:41,850 is Colorado. - We're too far north. 580 00:20:41,850 --> 00:20:44,383 We've gone above the Buc-ee's line. 581 00:20:44,383 --> 00:20:46,800 - So really, the relevant ones for us 582 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:50,066 are South Carolina, Florida, Texas... 583 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:51,616 - And Alabama. - And Alabama. 584 00:20:51,616 --> 00:20:52,816 - They're all solid options. 585 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:56,100 This doesn't mean that we don't wanna go for Maryland. 586 00:20:56,100 --> 00:20:57,550 I think we definitely still wanna go for Maryland. 587 00:20:57,550 --> 00:20:58,533 - Yeah. - It's right there. 588 00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,633 North Dakota, though. 589 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,050 - That's a little bit tough. 590 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:02,833 - North Dakota's kind of interesting. 591 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:04,000 It's just really far. 592 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:05,483 - We're already doing the Iowa challenge. 593 00:21:05,483 --> 00:21:06,650 We have to finish it, and then we have to move on, 594 00:21:06,650 --> 00:21:07,583 because we need to claim Iowa. 595 00:21:07,583 --> 00:21:08,600 - Well, we don't need to do it yet. 596 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,216 'Cause we don't wanna give them 597 00:21:10,216 --> 00:21:12,516 the additional optionality of their decision today. 598 00:21:12,516 --> 00:21:13,816 - That's true, 'cause right now they have to get 599 00:21:13,816 --> 00:21:14,783 to Oklahoma or Alabama. - Yeah. 600 00:21:14,783 --> 00:21:16,483 Which, what was interesting to me on that call 601 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,383 was that they were considering eliminating Oklahoma, 602 00:21:19,383 --> 00:21:21,300 which is not what I would've suspected. 603 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,150 That indicates that - Yeah. 604 00:21:22,150 --> 00:21:22,900 - they were not intending— 605 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,433 - They're definitely trying to stay east. 606 00:21:24,433 --> 00:21:25,683 - Maybe this is an indication 607 00:21:25,683 --> 00:21:27,650 of what their secret cards are or something. 608 00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:30,383 - I mean, look, when we complete the Maryland challenge, 609 00:21:30,383 --> 00:21:32,250 we'll just have to take out one of the Dakotas. 610 00:21:32,250 --> 00:21:34,516 - Yeah. And we'll be able to. So that'll be fine. 611 00:21:34,516 --> 00:21:35,833 Unless they claim one of them first, 612 00:21:35,833 --> 00:21:37,166 but I doubt they do. 613 00:21:37,166 --> 00:21:38,633 - I don't think that's gonna be possible. 614 00:21:38,633 --> 00:21:41,400 - What's worth pointing out, South and North Dakota... 615 00:21:42,633 --> 00:21:43,466 - Out there. 616 00:21:43,466 --> 00:21:45,450 - They're big, empty states. 617 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:47,133 - AMY: Okay. - SAM: Some sculpting. 618 00:21:47,133 --> 00:21:51,183 - AMY: Hello from the wide open blue skies of Iowa. 619 00:21:51,550 --> 00:21:52,683 - SAM: Gawr-geous! 620 00:21:52,683 --> 00:21:54,650 And they're still definitely heading to the city, right? 621 00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:56,783 - Yeah, as far as the tracker's— 622 00:21:56,783 --> 00:21:59,750 - Wait. That's not a cow over there, is it? 623 00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:01,000 I think those are animals. 624 00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,033 - AMY: Oh, those are animals. - SAM: Yeah, okay, should I— 625 00:22:03,033 --> 00:22:03,916 I'll take this exit. 626 00:22:04,116 --> 00:22:05,700 (Amy hoots) 627 00:22:06,733 --> 00:22:09,583 - AMY: Slam those brakes, Sam! Welcome to cow city! 628 00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:11,466 - SAM: It's sculptin' time, Amy. 629 00:22:11,466 --> 00:22:13,050 - It's literally sculptin' time. 630 00:22:16,550 --> 00:22:18,750 Well, it said come to the outskirts of a farm. 631 00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:19,850 - SAM: Moo! 632 00:22:19,850 --> 00:22:21,533 - AMY: Hi, cows! - SAM: I think here is good. 633 00:22:21,966 --> 00:22:23,183 - AMY: They're looking at me. 634 00:22:23,183 --> 00:22:24,316 - SAM: Alright. - AMY: Wow. 635 00:22:24,483 --> 00:22:26,300 - SAM: Shall we sculpt? - Yeah. 636 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:27,800 Oh, I'm really charmed! 637 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,800 Whoever's farm this is, 638 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:31,150 I really like what you have going on with your guys. 639 00:22:31,966 --> 00:22:33,366 - SAM: Kinda looks judgmental. 640 00:22:33,366 --> 00:22:35,016 - AMY: That one has the soul of an artist. 641 00:22:35,966 --> 00:22:37,200 - SAM: Okay, what's the strat? 642 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:40,916 - I'm gonna try to kind of press this one 643 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,550 into the shape of the cow's face and head. 644 00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:44,966 (cow moos) 645 00:22:44,966 --> 00:22:46,400 - SAM: Oh, he said the thing. 646 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:47,683 (both wheeze) 647 00:22:47,683 --> 00:22:49,250 - This is the best day of my life. 648 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:52,300 - SAM: That's good. - I'm having a lot of fun. 649 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,100 (cow sneezes) 650 00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:54,200 - Oh, boy. - Bless you. 651 00:22:54,816 --> 00:22:57,483 - Adam, I have a snack. 652 00:22:57,483 --> 00:22:59,266 I— Well, I don't want this to be a Snack Zone. 653 00:22:59,266 --> 00:23:01,533 I just— I feel like it would be weird. 654 00:23:01,533 --> 00:23:03,783 I found MrBeast jerky. 655 00:23:04,483 --> 00:23:05,500 - Perfect. - At the airport. 656 00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:07,233 It's MrBeast flavor. 657 00:23:10,416 --> 00:23:12,316 - Yeah, this is just Jack Link's beef jerky. 658 00:23:12,316 --> 00:23:14,883 - Made with 100% real Beast. 659 00:23:17,016 --> 00:23:18,266 - SAM: Or girl. I don't really know. 660 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,283 No, that's a boy. 661 00:23:19,283 --> 00:23:20,183 (Amy giggles) 662 00:23:20,183 --> 00:23:21,816 - Oh, that— okay. But that's honestly... 663 00:23:21,816 --> 00:23:23,416 (Amy laughs) I feel like you've nailed it. 664 00:23:23,416 --> 00:23:25,450 - Let me see if I can make a quick nose ring. 665 00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:25,883 - Okay. 666 00:23:25,883 --> 00:23:27,616 - 'Cause I've literally only just gotten started. 667 00:23:28,066 --> 00:23:29,783 - SAM: The cows are definitely perceiving us. 668 00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:31,733 - AMY: Maybe this is hubris... 669 00:23:32,250 --> 00:23:34,633 but I think that these cows understand 670 00:23:34,983 --> 00:23:36,000 that I'm a friend. 671 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:38,133 - SAM: That's pretty good. 672 00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:39,583 - I mean, there's more detail you could add, 673 00:23:39,583 --> 00:23:41,833 but that has to be okay. - SAM: I don't think you need more. 674 00:23:41,833 --> 00:23:43,633 - AMY: I don't think I'm good for using a phone. 675 00:23:43,633 --> 00:23:44,716 - SAM: (chuckles) Oh, sure. 676 00:23:44,716 --> 00:23:45,966 (Amy giggles) I will take you a photo. 677 00:23:48,583 --> 00:23:50,716 I think we can do it, with this. 678 00:23:52,216 --> 00:23:53,200 Alright. 679 00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:55,700 - That was the best time of my life. 680 00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:58,983 - SAM: I think we're gonna wait to post the poll, right? 681 00:23:58,983 --> 00:24:00,483 - Yeah, the challenge doesn't specify 682 00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:01,433 when you post the poll. 683 00:24:01,433 --> 00:24:03,216 It's just the order in which things must be done. 684 00:24:03,216 --> 00:24:05,683 - SAM: The only risk, I guess, of not doing it now is— 685 00:24:05,683 --> 00:24:07,050 - Is if we fail, we— 686 00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:09,950 - SAM: Yeah, but... I don't think we're failing at that. 687 00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,033 - I agree. I did a pretty good job. 688 00:24:12,216 --> 00:24:13,550 - Okay. Onward. 689 00:24:13,933 --> 00:24:14,983 Look at this. 690 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,133 - AMY: I mean, come on. - SAM: Look at this. 691 00:24:17,133 --> 00:24:18,566 - Talk about brighter days ahead. 692 00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:37,083 - ADAM: Ben, look at how cute it is. 693 00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:38,950 - BEN: It is cute. - ADAM: It's so cute. 694 00:24:38,950 --> 00:24:40,566 - BEN: I mean, DC's a very cute city. 695 00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:44,916 - ADAM: This is sort of like the Paducah of Virginia. 696 00:24:47,683 --> 00:24:51,566 - Alright, let's get to Union Station. 697 00:25:08,300 --> 00:25:09,000 - ADAM: Okay. 698 00:25:10,416 --> 00:25:13,516 - We're here at DC Union Station. 699 00:25:56,333 --> 00:26:00,550 - Okay. We're right near the end of the game day here. 700 00:26:00,550 --> 00:26:01,666 And— - Where's da bois? 701 00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:06,016 - Da bois are at Union Station in DC. 702 00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:10,516 - Ah, that's not where I want them to be. 703 00:26:10,516 --> 00:26:15,116 Because... there's nothing that we can see on the board 704 00:26:15,300 --> 00:26:16,600 that you would take a train to. 705 00:26:16,983 --> 00:26:19,316 That is not awesome 706 00:26:19,316 --> 00:26:21,033 for these boys. 707 00:26:21,300 --> 00:26:22,950 But this is gonna be where we end our day. 708 00:26:22,950 --> 00:26:24,783 Good night! - Good night! 709 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:26,200 - Oh, wait, they're probably not asleep. 710 00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,616 - I bet— No, no, no. - Maybe. 711 00:26:27,616 --> 00:26:29,166 - One of you is watching this in bed. 712 00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:31,233 And go to bed. (smooches) - Good night to you. 713 00:26:43,466 --> 00:26:44,083 (Ben smooches) 714 00:26:51,450 --> 00:26:52,766 - Good morning. - Good morning. 715 00:26:52,766 --> 00:26:54,383 - It's 8 am. - It's 8 am. 716 00:26:54,383 --> 00:26:56,866 It's been a beautiful sunrise here in Iowa. 717 00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:58,866 The land of the sun. - (grunts) Yep. 718 00:26:58,866 --> 00:27:00,816 - It's also International Women's Day. 719 00:27:00,816 --> 00:27:03,250 So let's— Happy International Women's Day. 720 00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:05,450 Any state that Ben and Adam claim 721 00:27:05,450 --> 00:27:06,583 is a hate crime. 722 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:07,383 - Yeah, I agree. 723 00:27:07,383 --> 00:27:08,966 But I really wanna draw Minnesota. 724 00:27:08,966 --> 00:27:10,883 - We really wanna draw Minnesota real quick. 725 00:27:10,883 --> 00:27:12,616 - And it's gonna be Minnesota. - Yeah? 726 00:27:13,816 --> 00:27:15,633 - And I'm gonna take this card. - Okay. 727 00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,400 - Because it's going to be... 728 00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:19,016 (bleep) Okay, but that's actually okay. 729 00:27:19,016 --> 00:27:21,150 - That's pretty good. - Okay, Oregon's not bad. 730 00:27:21,150 --> 00:27:22,966 - It connects to Washington, which means we have 731 00:27:22,966 --> 00:27:25,250 two secret cards played. - Sorry. That was an instinctual non— 732 00:27:25,250 --> 00:27:26,666 it's-not-Minnesota response, but— - Just 'cause it wasn't Minnesota. 733 00:27:26,666 --> 00:27:29,050 But this is— That's a good day five move. 734 00:27:29,350 --> 00:27:30,350 - It could be, yeah. 735 00:27:30,716 --> 00:27:32,500 - Good morning. 736 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,266 - (deep voice) Good morning. 737 00:27:34,616 --> 00:27:36,283 - I can't wait to go to the state of Maryland. 738 00:27:36,283 --> 00:27:38,616 I think it's going to really, really upset them. 739 00:27:38,616 --> 00:27:41,333 - But first, our private card for the day. 740 00:27:41,333 --> 00:27:43,166 Our penultimate private card. 741 00:27:44,666 --> 00:27:46,266 The audience gets to see it first. 742 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,033 And now we get to see it. 743 00:27:48,516 --> 00:27:49,816 Tejas. 744 00:27:50,616 --> 00:27:51,983 Pretty good. 745 00:27:52,216 --> 00:27:55,883 - Texas, of course, connects to Louisiana. 746 00:27:55,883 --> 00:27:58,566 - Okay, well there is a train first thing to Baltimore. 747 00:27:58,566 --> 00:28:00,850 - Yeah. - So let's go to Maryland. 748 00:28:01,066 --> 00:28:02,033 Let's do it. 749 00:28:04,666 --> 00:28:06,150 - Just for what it's worth, Ben... 750 00:28:06,483 --> 00:28:09,183 I do think it's possible that this means 751 00:28:09,183 --> 00:28:11,600 the Alabama card is more valuable to us 752 00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:12,933 than the Buc-ee's card. 753 00:28:12,933 --> 00:28:16,333 - BEN: Yeah, well, 'cause the thing about the Buc-ee's card is, 754 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:18,766 getting to a Buc-ee's is always gonna be 755 00:28:18,766 --> 00:28:20,600 kind of a pain in the ass. 756 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,116 - It's gonna be a pain in the ass unless you're in Texas. 757 00:28:23,116 --> 00:28:25,200 but now we have the Texas... 758 00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:25,800 - BEN: Right. 759 00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,316 - Unfortunately, they probably have 760 00:28:27,316 --> 00:28:29,183 a private card to the north. - Yes. 761 00:28:29,183 --> 00:28:32,316 - I— My hopecore corner for right now... 762 00:28:32,316 --> 00:28:33,533 - Welcome to Sam's Hopecore Corner. 763 00:28:33,533 --> 00:28:36,250 - is that if it was something like Maryland, 764 00:28:36,466 --> 00:28:38,250 which borders— - They would've positioned elsewhere. 765 00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,550 - Well, they would've just driven there. 766 00:28:39,550 --> 00:28:40,350 - Yeah, or just done it. 767 00:28:40,350 --> 00:28:41,850 - Process of elimination... 768 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,050 ...I kind of feel like it's gotta be Pennsylvania. 769 00:28:44,050 --> 00:28:46,316 'Cause I don't think they would bother with anything further north. 770 00:28:46,316 --> 00:28:47,533 - Let's just assume it's Pennsylvania. 771 00:28:47,533 --> 00:28:49,000 - Let's assume it's Pennsylvania. - I think that's fair. 772 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,250 And let's, I think, 773 00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,683 haul our asses to South Dakota. 774 00:28:51,683 --> 00:28:54,016 I feel like if we're waiting to do anything 775 00:28:54,016 --> 00:28:55,216 until we've turned more cards, 776 00:28:55,216 --> 00:28:56,966 we should initiate the challenge now. 777 00:28:56,966 --> 00:28:58,250 - We probably should, 778 00:28:58,250 --> 00:29:00,216 'cause I think they're probably getting on a train regardless. 779 00:29:00,216 --> 00:29:01,716 Okay, and we're good with this photo? 780 00:29:01,716 --> 00:29:02,950 - Yeah. - Okay. 781 00:29:02,950 --> 00:29:05,400 - Guys, please respond to our form. 782 00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:07,216 And please do so in good faith. 783 00:29:07,850 --> 00:29:09,733 It's International Women's Day. 784 00:29:09,733 --> 00:29:11,500 - Are you so excited to get on a train? 785 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:14,650 - BEN: I am. It's been days. 786 00:29:14,650 --> 00:29:16,483 And I'm craving a train. 787 00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:26,466 - ADAM: We're off. 788 00:29:26,683 --> 00:29:28,450 - It's good to be back on a train. 789 00:29:28,450 --> 00:29:29,800 Okay, we're checking out their butter. 790 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:32,183 - That's really nice. - Oh, that's like— 791 00:29:32,183 --> 00:29:33,500 - That's really nice. - That is a good— 792 00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:34,983 - I gotta believe that Amy did that. 793 00:29:34,983 --> 00:29:36,900 - Yeah, that's— Sam— 794 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,850 - That's really, really nice. 795 00:29:39,316 --> 00:29:41,383 - Sam doesn't have it in him to make that. 796 00:29:41,383 --> 00:29:43,033 - No, Sam could not have made that. 797 00:29:43,033 --> 00:29:43,700 Great work. 798 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:46,000 - Well, that's a basically, a guarantee on Iowa. 799 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:46,566 - Yeah. 800 00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:54,416 - Okay! 801 00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:55,733 We're opening up the form. 802 00:29:55,733 --> 00:29:57,066 And... 803 00:29:57,066 --> 00:29:59,166 Yeah, a few hundred responses in. 804 00:29:59,483 --> 00:30:01,650 That's kind of undeniable. - SAM: It's looking good? Okay. 805 00:30:01,650 --> 00:30:03,733 - AMY: That is all... - SAM: Let's go! 806 00:30:03,733 --> 00:30:05,550 - AMY: Cow, bull, cow, bull, cow, bull, 807 00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:06,500 Brian McManus, 808 00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:08,050 cow, bull, cow, bull. - SAM: I never had any doubt. 809 00:30:08,050 --> 00:30:09,833 - So, challenge complete. 810 00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,900 Iowa claimed. - Let's go. 811 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,750 - We're gonna kind of pull over 812 00:30:24,750 --> 00:30:26,483 to a part of the road that looks different 813 00:30:26,483 --> 00:30:27,583 and call the boys. 814 00:30:27,583 --> 00:30:28,633 The other boys. 815 00:30:28,633 --> 00:30:30,250 - And pull Minnesota. 816 00:30:31,033 --> 00:30:33,000 Okay, so what do we wanna remove, by the way? 817 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,583 Buc-ee's could be good. 818 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,416 'Cause Buc-ee's is kinda useful to them. 819 00:30:36,416 --> 00:30:38,100 - Buc-ee's gives them a lot of options. 820 00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:40,333 I think that would be our number one. 821 00:30:40,333 --> 00:30:43,616 And then our backup would be either Oklahoma or Alabama. 822 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:45,483 Oh, hi. - Hi. 823 00:30:45,483 --> 00:30:47,300 - We've claimed Iowa. - That's true. Yay. 824 00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,833 - I do wanna— Let's go look at the bulls. 825 00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:50,216 - Wow, congratulations. 826 00:30:50,216 --> 00:30:51,300 - Thank you. - Thank you. 827 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,200 We will eliminate Buc-ee's. 828 00:30:54,450 --> 00:30:56,033 - Okay. - Very well. 829 00:30:56,033 --> 00:30:58,550 - So we're gonna draw a new card. 830 00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:00,266 And that card is... 831 00:31:02,716 --> 00:31:03,866 North Carolina. 832 00:31:03,866 --> 00:31:04,683 - That's awesome. 833 00:31:04,683 --> 00:31:06,116 - NC. 834 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:09,050 - North Carolina, a great state. 835 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:10,566 - Look. - We love to hear it. 836 00:31:10,566 --> 00:31:11,366 - Bye. 837 00:31:11,733 --> 00:31:12,900 What the hell?! 838 00:31:12,900 --> 00:31:14,200 - I'm gonna commit murder. 839 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,633 - That's big time tough for them. 840 00:31:15,633 --> 00:31:18,516 - You gotta imagine that they were really hoping for Nebraska, 841 00:31:18,516 --> 00:31:19,916 or maybe for... 842 00:31:20,166 --> 00:31:21,516 - I mean, Min— - Kansas. 843 00:31:21,516 --> 00:31:23,366 - Minnesota would be great for them. 844 00:31:23,366 --> 00:31:26,750 - Well, no. Well, Minnesota, they basically need Minnesota. 845 00:31:26,750 --> 00:31:29,000 I guess I've just been assuming that they have Minnesota, 846 00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:30,283 but maybe they just don't. 847 00:31:30,283 --> 00:31:32,216 They'd better have Minnesota, man. 848 00:31:32,216 --> 00:31:33,950 If they don't, they're in trouble. 849 00:31:33,950 --> 00:31:36,700 If they can connect Illinois to Canada, 850 00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:38,266 they're totally back in it. 851 00:31:38,266 --> 00:31:39,783 If they can't, they're done. 852 00:31:39,783 --> 00:31:41,766 We're hopefully about to claim Maryland. 853 00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:44,000 When we do, we can eliminate one of the Dakotas. 854 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:46,266 I think that's probably gonna be pretty helpful. 855 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:46,983 - Yeah. 856 00:31:46,983 --> 00:31:48,450 (snickers) Where are they going now? 857 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:50,966 - What you wanna do if you're them, 858 00:31:50,966 --> 00:31:54,000 is you wanna claim South Dakota as quickly as possible 859 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:56,066 so that you can protect North Dakota. 860 00:31:56,066 --> 00:31:57,983 - We need to go to South Dakota, bad. 861 00:31:58,383 --> 00:32:01,383 So, I'm gonna call Budget 862 00:32:01,383 --> 00:32:03,883 and see about changing the rental to... 863 00:32:03,883 --> 00:32:05,433 - Omaha...? 864 00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:06,350 Well, 'cause that— 865 00:32:06,350 --> 00:32:07,733 I guess that wouldn't take us to North Dakota. 866 00:32:07,733 --> 00:32:08,166 - No. 867 00:32:08,166 --> 00:32:10,616 So I guess, let's see if we can return the car in Fargo. 868 00:32:10,983 --> 00:32:12,433 Hi, my name is Amy. 869 00:32:12,433 --> 00:32:14,483 I am currently in a rental car. 870 00:32:14,483 --> 00:32:17,216 I would love to change it to Fargo, North Dakota, 871 00:32:17,216 --> 00:32:18,266 if that's possible. 872 00:32:18,483 --> 00:32:21,100 The location change is $550? 873 00:32:22,666 --> 00:32:24,183 I'm wondering what it would cost 874 00:32:24,183 --> 00:32:26,466 to change the drop-off location to Omaha. 875 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:28,383 $281 in total, 876 00:32:28,383 --> 00:32:30,716 including the day that we've already spent in the car? 877 00:32:30,716 --> 00:32:32,233 Okay, we'll take that. 878 00:32:32,816 --> 00:32:34,450 No, that's it. Thank you so much. 879 00:32:34,450 --> 00:32:35,833 Have a great day, bye. 880 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,533 - So the change fee for Fargo was $550. 881 00:32:38,533 --> 00:32:41,250 - Yes. They don't want this car in Fargo. 882 00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:43,166 - Whatever. 883 00:32:43,550 --> 00:32:45,583 - We're going to South Dakota. - Okay. 884 00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:54,416 - ADAM: Are you excited to go to Baltimore? 885 00:32:54,416 --> 00:32:55,566 - I am. I love Baltimore. 886 00:32:55,566 --> 00:32:57,866 I am from Baltimore. It's a little fun fact. 887 00:32:57,866 --> 00:32:59,816 And I guess I should explain 888 00:32:59,816 --> 00:33:01,700 what we're going to be doing in Baltimore. 889 00:33:01,950 --> 00:33:03,850 Here is the Maryland challenge. 890 00:33:06,616 --> 00:33:08,800 - SAM: Learn the Star-Spangled Banner. 891 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,900 The "Star-Spangled Banner" was famously written 892 00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,566 on board a ship in Baltimore Harbor 893 00:33:12,566 --> 00:33:13,966 during the Battle of Baltimore. 894 00:33:13,966 --> 00:33:15,266 Everyone knows the first verse, 895 00:33:15,266 --> 00:33:17,233 but did you know there are three more? 896 00:33:17,233 --> 00:33:19,616 One team member will memorize one of these verses, 897 00:33:19,616 --> 00:33:22,616 but you may only memorize while you are on a water taxi. 898 00:33:22,616 --> 00:33:23,533 During your attempts, 899 00:33:23,533 --> 00:33:25,166 you must be bombarded with projectiles, 900 00:33:25,166 --> 00:33:26,516 defined as at least one thing 901 00:33:26,516 --> 00:33:29,150 thrown generally towards your head every 10 seconds. 902 00:33:29,150 --> 00:33:31,366 If you fail, you must take another water taxi 903 00:33:31,366 --> 00:33:32,650 before trying again. 904 00:33:32,816 --> 00:33:34,166 - Really, the best place to do this 905 00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:35,500 is the Baltimore Inner Harbor, 906 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:38,516 so we do have to ride this to Baltimore Penn Station, 907 00:33:38,516 --> 00:33:40,816 and then we'll find a way down to the harbor, 908 00:33:40,816 --> 00:33:42,483 knock it out, and... 909 00:33:43,316 --> 00:33:44,366 ...keep on trucking. 910 00:33:50,950 --> 00:33:52,166 - Woo! 911 00:33:52,900 --> 00:33:55,200 Welcome to the great, soon to be our, 912 00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,933 state of Maryland, Benjamin. 913 00:33:57,100 --> 00:33:58,150 - BEN: It feels good. 914 00:33:58,150 --> 00:34:01,633 We do have to figure out now a way to get to the Inner Harbor. 915 00:34:01,633 --> 00:34:02,900 - ADAM: This is your town, buddy. 916 00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,516 You're in charge. - ♪ It's my town ♪ 917 00:34:04,516 --> 00:34:05,750 I think we wanna take buses. 918 00:34:05,750 --> 00:34:07,016 - ADAM: Great. - Let's go. 919 00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,916 - ADAM: Ben, tell me some stuff about Baltimore. 920 00:34:13,533 --> 00:34:15,250 - The harbor used to be full of trash, 921 00:34:15,250 --> 00:34:17,000 but then they got rid of all of the trash. 922 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,100 - ADAM: That's nice. - Now you can s— 923 00:34:18,100 --> 00:34:19,600 Now it's full of jellyfish. 924 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:20,633 - Ooh. 925 00:34:21,083 --> 00:34:22,100 - SAM: Alright. 926 00:34:22,366 --> 00:34:25,133 It's gon— about to be Amy's driving debut. 927 00:34:25,133 --> 00:34:26,033 - AMY: Yep. 928 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,016 - SAM: Oh my god, look at the wind turbine blade. 929 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,116 - AMY: It's huge. 930 00:34:29,116 --> 00:34:30,966 - SAM: That must make so much wind. 931 00:34:32,516 --> 00:34:35,466 Whoooaaaa. 932 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:37,866 I'm a huge fan of that. 933 00:34:39,333 --> 00:34:40,433 - Cut the cameras. 934 00:34:41,833 --> 00:34:44,083 - Our buses are actually really good in Baltimore. 935 00:34:44,083 --> 00:34:45,833 - ADAM: That's cool. - PA: ...Downtown. 936 00:34:48,166 --> 00:34:49,600 - ADAM: Ben, what's happening? 937 00:34:49,950 --> 00:34:51,466 - I actually— I think— 938 00:34:51,466 --> 00:34:54,400 It looks like the ferries are suspended today. 939 00:34:54,616 --> 00:34:55,433 - ADAM: What? 940 00:34:55,733 --> 00:34:58,150 - They run every 15 minutes, but only tomorrow. 941 00:34:58,150 --> 00:34:59,616 What day is it, Sunday? 942 00:34:59,883 --> 00:35:00,450 - Yeah. 943 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:01,300 Uh-oh. 944 00:35:01,533 --> 00:35:03,616 For the Harbor Connector... 945 00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:07,050 is limited to Monday–Friday service seemingly. 946 00:35:07,050 --> 00:35:09,900 Look, let's just get there, and we can maybe ask. 947 00:35:09,900 --> 00:35:13,333 But this seems like it could be... bad. 948 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:14,466 - SAM: Amy's driving. 949 00:35:14,466 --> 00:35:16,133 - Oh my god, the pedals are so far away. 950 00:35:16,133 --> 00:35:17,333 - SAM: By the way, I wanna make clear 951 00:35:17,333 --> 00:35:21,033 that any jokes about Amy's driving abilities, 952 00:35:21,033 --> 00:35:22,316 they're not misogynistic. 953 00:35:22,316 --> 00:35:24,150 - It's International Women's Day, Sam. 954 00:35:24,150 --> 00:35:25,750 - SAM: They're not related to— - I'm a good driver 955 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:26,716 or you're a bad ally. - SAM: They're not at all 956 00:35:26,716 --> 00:35:28,133 related to her gender. 957 00:35:28,133 --> 00:35:30,616 They're related to the fact that Amy has crashed a car. 958 00:35:30,616 --> 00:35:33,383 - I did not crash that car! 959 00:35:33,383 --> 00:35:34,183 - SAM: Amy... 960 00:35:34,183 --> 00:35:38,700 - I extremely slowly scraped it across the side of a shed. 961 00:35:38,700 --> 00:35:39,916 - SAM: By the way, I have some news. 962 00:35:39,916 --> 00:35:41,816 They're just in Baltimore. 963 00:35:42,083 --> 00:35:43,350 They got off the train. 964 00:35:45,016 --> 00:35:46,366 Which confuses me. 965 00:35:46,516 --> 00:35:48,200 I really feel like they could've just driven there. 966 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,850 And— - I mean, it's free. 967 00:35:49,850 --> 00:35:51,633 - SAM: It's free. - It leaves them more mobile. 968 00:35:51,633 --> 00:35:52,616 - SAM: So anyway, 969 00:35:52,616 --> 00:35:54,100 at least they're gonna have to ride a boat 970 00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:55,516 back and forth a bunch of times. 971 00:35:55,516 --> 00:35:57,583 That sounds really hard. - That sounds fun. 972 00:35:59,166 --> 00:36:00,350 - SAM: That's me right now. 973 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:01,466 - AMY: Me too. 974 00:36:08,483 --> 00:36:11,116 - PA: 54, 63, 94. 975 00:36:11,116 --> 00:36:12,583 - BEN: Thank you. - Have a good one. 976 00:36:12,833 --> 00:36:16,716 Google Maps says that there's no water taxis today, 977 00:36:16,716 --> 00:36:19,716 but other sources suggest that there are. 978 00:36:19,716 --> 00:36:21,400 - BEN: If there aren't, we're in big trouble. 979 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,916 - I'm gonna level with you. 980 00:36:22,916 --> 00:36:25,933 We've never considered that this was a possibility. 981 00:36:25,933 --> 00:36:27,066 - BEN: No, we did not. 982 00:36:27,066 --> 00:36:29,200 We kinda thought we had Maryland in the bag. 983 00:36:29,850 --> 00:36:31,916 Welcome to Baltimore's Inner Harbor. 984 00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:32,900 - ADAM: Pretty cool. 985 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:36,500 - What was once a bustling industrial harbor 986 00:36:36,683 --> 00:36:38,366 is now a place where you can get Shake Shack 987 00:36:38,366 --> 00:36:39,733 and look at an old boat. 988 00:36:39,733 --> 00:36:40,700 - ADAM: Do you see— 989 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,533 - There's a water taxi thing here. 990 00:36:42,983 --> 00:36:44,916 - Is there a schedule on here? 991 00:36:45,133 --> 00:36:46,233 Stand there for ti— 992 00:36:46,233 --> 00:36:48,433 See, this says Monday through Friday. 993 00:36:48,433 --> 00:36:50,183 - BEN: Yeah, for this. - ADAM: For this. 994 00:36:50,183 --> 00:36:52,883 But I think that there might be other things. 995 00:36:52,883 --> 00:36:56,583 - There were definitely ferries that ran on the weekend, 996 00:36:56,583 --> 00:36:59,150 but they're not running today. 997 00:36:59,500 --> 00:37:01,583 - ADAM: They're n— They're legit are not running today? 998 00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:04,233 - They're— They are legit not running today according to this. 999 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,400 - ADAM: Why? 1000 00:37:05,400 --> 00:37:07,600 - Maybe they're— it's not the right time of year? 1001 00:37:07,716 --> 00:37:09,350 - Yeah, see, so what I'm seeing is 1002 00:37:09,350 --> 00:37:11,650 out of service for the season on these. 1003 00:37:11,650 --> 00:37:15,583 So normally, these would run Saturdays and Sundays. 1004 00:37:16,133 --> 00:37:18,450 But not in March. 1005 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,100 Wait, wait, wait. Okay, sorry. 1006 00:37:23,333 --> 00:37:27,533 Are we— Is it actually the case that we cannot claim Maryland? 1007 00:37:28,883 --> 00:37:31,150 Is that an actual true thing that's happening? 1008 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:39,600 - AMY: Moo. 1009 00:37:41,383 --> 00:37:43,366 - AMY: We have never seen this many birds. 1010 00:37:43,366 --> 00:37:46,366 - SAM: Oh my god. Look at all these birds! 1011 00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:47,583 Look at all these birds! 1012 00:37:47,583 --> 00:37:50,366 - AMY: That is, at least hundreds 1013 00:37:50,366 --> 00:37:52,216 - SAM: Can you see these birds? - AMY: and hundreds of birds. 1014 00:37:52,666 --> 00:37:55,166 - SAM: Oh my god, that's crazy town. 1015 00:37:55,166 --> 00:37:56,233 - AMY: That's so cool. 1016 00:37:56,233 --> 00:37:58,400 - SAM: That is so many birds. 1017 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:01,383 This probably does not come through properly on camera. 1018 00:38:01,383 --> 00:38:03,833 - AMY: But it's actually, like, I'm experiencing awe. 1019 00:38:04,033 --> 00:38:06,483 - AMY: They're definitely going to complete the Canada wild card. 1020 00:38:06,483 --> 00:38:07,700 - SAM: The birds? Okay, yeah. 1021 00:38:07,700 --> 00:38:09,216 But we already have Canada. 1022 00:38:09,216 --> 00:38:10,266 - AMY: Yeah, in our game. 1023 00:38:10,266 --> 00:38:11,683 We're playing human Jet Lag. 1024 00:38:11,683 --> 00:38:13,250 They're playing bird Jet Lag. - SAM: Oh. Okay. 1025 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:16,333 - I mean, it has to be a water taxi. 1026 00:38:16,333 --> 00:38:18,216 - It specifically has to be a water taxi. 1027 00:38:18,216 --> 00:38:19,650 That's what the challenge says. 1028 00:38:19,650 --> 00:38:23,616 The thing is, I blame the Google Maps user interface. 1029 00:38:23,616 --> 00:38:25,266 'Cause you click on the little thing, 1030 00:38:25,266 --> 00:38:28,483 and it shows, like, "ferry", it shows water taxis running, 1031 00:38:28,483 --> 00:38:30,800 and in the little fine print it shows... 1032 00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:31,733 - "Tomorrow". - "Tomorrow". 1033 00:38:32,050 --> 00:38:34,766 So, like that boat there. 1034 00:38:35,050 --> 00:38:37,583 That boat, that is not a water taxi. 1035 00:38:37,583 --> 00:38:38,350 - No. 1036 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:39,650 - ADAM: What, it's like a ferry? 1037 00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,850 - It's like a private dining ferry thing. 1038 00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:43,516 I've done it before. - ADAM: Okay. 1039 00:38:43,516 --> 00:38:44,933 - It's not a water taxi. 1040 00:38:45,116 --> 00:38:46,000 (groans) 1041 00:38:46,716 --> 00:38:47,583 - Okay. 1042 00:38:48,316 --> 00:38:51,516 - Okay, should we just pivot? 1043 00:38:51,666 --> 00:38:54,250 We could come back tomorrow. I don't know where we're gonna be. 1044 00:38:54,250 --> 00:38:56,466 I don't know if it's gonna make any sense to come back tomorrow. 1045 00:38:56,733 --> 00:38:59,150 - Look, every minute that we spend here 1046 00:38:59,150 --> 00:39:00,266 is a minute that we lose. - It's true. 1047 00:39:00,266 --> 00:39:01,433 It's just more minutes wasted. 1048 00:39:01,666 --> 00:39:04,200 - Can we just do one last... 1049 00:39:04,666 --> 00:39:06,000 - We can look. - ...triple check? 1050 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:07,616 - We can look, we can look. - Because I just— 1051 00:39:07,616 --> 00:39:10,533 If it turns out that there are water taxis running... 1052 00:39:10,533 --> 00:39:12,633 - Then we are gonna look really, really stupid. 1053 00:39:12,633 --> 00:39:14,533 - Can we go to the Baltimore Visitors Center, 1054 00:39:14,533 --> 00:39:15,583 which is right there? - Yeah. 1055 00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,433 - Is that open? Can we talk to somebody? 1056 00:39:17,433 --> 00:39:19,000 - Yeah, maybe they'll be able to tell us. 1057 00:39:22,433 --> 00:39:25,083 - Okay, surely they will be able to, at a minimum, 1058 00:39:25,083 --> 00:39:26,833 give us a definitive answer. 1059 00:39:26,983 --> 00:39:27,883 Hi. 1060 00:39:28,533 --> 00:39:29,233 - How are you? 1061 00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:32,566 - Are there any water taxis running today? 1062 00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,550 No? 1063 00:39:39,016 --> 00:39:39,450 - Okay. 1064 00:39:54,950 --> 00:39:55,950 - Oh, yeah. 1065 00:39:55,950 --> 00:39:57,616 - Looks like this is it. 1066 00:39:57,616 --> 00:39:58,883 - ATTENDANT #2: No, here it is. 1067 00:40:03,283 --> 00:40:04,866 - BEN: Water taxi on-demand. 1068 00:40:12,350 --> 00:40:13,266 - Okay. 1069 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,800 Awesome, thank you. - BEN: Thank you very much. 1070 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,883 Let's go sit down. 1071 00:40:18,883 --> 00:40:20,516 Maybe this is something. Thank you. 1072 00:40:20,650 --> 00:40:21,666 We have to summon it. 1073 00:40:22,016 --> 00:40:23,900 Water taxi on-demand. 1074 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:25,450 - "Book my ride". 1075 00:40:26,066 --> 00:40:27,733 - I don't have a good feeling about this. 1076 00:40:27,733 --> 00:40:30,550 - No. This app is incredibly janky. 1077 00:40:31,150 --> 00:40:32,733 Two adults. 1078 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:35,516 They say it'll cost $2. 1079 00:40:35,516 --> 00:40:37,116 It's telling me... 1080 00:40:37,116 --> 00:40:38,566 I added a payment method. 1081 00:40:38,566 --> 00:40:40,433 Let's try adding a different card maybe? 1082 00:40:41,016 --> 00:40:41,900 - This is gonna work. 1083 00:40:41,900 --> 00:40:43,350 - We're gonna tip our captain. 1084 00:40:43,533 --> 00:40:45,016 We're searching for a ride. 1085 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,300 (laughs) We're searching for a ride, baby. 1086 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:53,850 - Pickup at 11:08? 1087 00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:55,250 - Really? 1088 00:40:55,250 --> 00:40:56,133 - Okay. 1089 00:40:56,133 --> 00:40:58,283 Let's go to the Harborplace. 1090 00:40:58,616 --> 00:41:00,766 - According to this app, 1091 00:41:01,150 --> 00:41:03,166 for the cost of two dollars... 1092 00:41:03,166 --> 00:41:04,800 - BEN: And 30 cents. 1093 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:07,600 - The app claims that a boat will be coming 1094 00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:09,150 to pick us up shortly. 1095 00:41:09,150 --> 00:41:10,383 - BEN: Yeah, in like 20 minutes. 1096 00:41:10,383 --> 00:41:13,383 - Do we think that that could possibly be true? 1097 00:41:13,383 --> 00:41:15,533 - BEN: It seems basically impossible 1098 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:17,833 that there is a boat in the harbor 1099 00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:20,683 that's like, "Ah, Ben and Adam are here." 1100 00:41:20,916 --> 00:41:24,466 And two dollars? Well, for two dollars. 1101 00:41:24,466 --> 00:41:25,416 - Well, I'm telling you, Ben! 1102 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:26,833 - But that's what it said! - ADAM: What the app says! 1103 00:41:26,833 --> 00:41:28,450 - BEN: And it gave us a very specific thing. 1104 00:41:28,450 --> 00:41:29,216 It was like, "Yep." 1105 00:41:29,216 --> 00:41:31,733 - It even shows a little picture of a boat. 1106 00:41:31,916 --> 00:41:33,566 It says, "That's your boat." 1107 00:41:33,566 --> 00:41:35,666 - (laughs) We're just gonna have to wait and see. 1108 00:41:35,950 --> 00:41:38,033 - This can't be true! 1109 00:41:38,033 --> 00:41:40,483 How could it be true that this will happen? 1110 00:41:41,216 --> 00:41:42,966 - AMY: Whoa, there's so many of them. 1111 00:41:43,150 --> 00:41:44,683 - SAM: How many times do you think we're allowed 1112 00:41:44,683 --> 00:41:46,350 to make the same windmill joke? 1113 00:41:49,300 --> 00:41:50,483 - AMY: At least one more. 1114 00:41:50,483 --> 00:41:52,033 - SAM: This is where they make the wind. 1115 00:41:52,450 --> 00:41:53,300 - AMY: Oh? 1116 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:56,316 - SAM: If not for this, we are— we could never have wind and stuff. 1117 00:41:56,316 --> 00:41:58,950 So you've gotta be grateful for the farmers out here. 1118 00:41:59,416 --> 00:42:01,166 - AMY: Thank you, wind farm. 1119 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,600 - You're telling me that a boat 1120 00:42:02,600 --> 00:42:04,666 is about to come around that corner 1121 00:42:04,666 --> 00:42:07,733 for two dollars to come and pick us up? 1122 00:42:07,733 --> 00:42:09,250 - BEN: Sure. - For both of us? 1123 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:13,433 The cost of a normal ferry ride in New York City 1124 00:42:13,433 --> 00:42:16,100 is $4 for one person. 1125 00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:17,550 - BEN: And this is a private— 1126 00:42:17,550 --> 00:42:20,016 - This is a private water— Oh my god. 1127 00:42:21,833 --> 00:42:23,016 - BEN: Here it comes. 1128 00:42:25,016 --> 00:42:27,466 Water taxi. It just appeared. 1129 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:33,050 - This is nuts. This is nuts. 1130 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,816 This has never happened before. 1131 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:37,566 - Good morning! 1132 00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:41,016 We kind of can't believe that this service is real. 1133 00:42:41,016 --> 00:42:43,116 - Thank you so much for coming to get us. 1134 00:42:43,116 --> 00:42:45,483 Do you mind being in our YouTube video in the background? 1135 00:42:45,483 --> 00:42:47,450 - I don't mind. Want me to turn the music down? 1136 00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:49,200 - ADAM: Oh, that would be great if you don't mind. 1137 00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:50,800 - We're doing a challenge where... 1138 00:42:51,033 --> 00:42:53,183 we have to memorize the second verse 1139 00:42:53,183 --> 00:42:55,616 of the "Star Spangled Banner" 1140 00:42:55,616 --> 00:42:57,600 while on a boat in the Baltimore Harbor. 1141 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:58,283 - Alright. 1142 00:42:58,283 --> 00:43:00,200 - ADAM: 'Cause that's how Francis Scott Key wrote it. 1143 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,383 - (laughs) That's right. 1144 00:43:01,383 --> 00:43:03,750 - He sort of wrote it like a pirate. 1145 00:43:03,750 --> 00:43:05,433 - ADAM: Ben, I think you gotta lock in here, man. 1146 00:43:05,433 --> 00:43:06,500 - Okay, I'm locking in. 1147 00:43:06,666 --> 00:43:09,750 On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep... 1148 00:43:10,466 --> 00:43:14,416 Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes... 1149 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:15,450 - ADAM: Totally. 1150 00:43:15,900 --> 00:43:17,166 - SAM: They're floating. 1151 00:43:17,166 --> 00:43:20,350 - I just wish that we had pulled this challenge, 1152 00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:23,583 because I already know the second verse. 1153 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:24,316 - SAM: Oh? 1154 00:43:24,316 --> 00:43:28,066 - ♪ America ♪ 1155 00:43:28,466 --> 00:43:32,066 ♪ Second verse of the song ♪ 1156 00:43:32,066 --> 00:43:32,900 - SAM: Okay. 1157 00:43:32,900 --> 00:43:35,083 - ♪ Boats and war ♪ 1158 00:43:35,083 --> 00:43:37,266 ♪ Money and snacks ♪ 1159 00:43:37,266 --> 00:43:41,550 ♪ Making movies they watch everywhere ♪ 1160 00:43:41,550 --> 00:43:43,400 - It's written in such an insane way. 1161 00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,450 (Adam wheezes) It's written in such an insane way. 1162 00:43:45,600 --> 00:43:48,516 On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep, 1163 00:43:48,516 --> 00:43:51,466 - where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, 1164 00:43:51,466 --> 00:43:54,283 what is that which the breeze o'er the towering steep, 1165 00:43:54,283 --> 00:43:57,300 as it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? 1166 00:43:57,300 --> 00:43:58,800 - Okay, I have a question for you guys. 1167 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,383 - ADAM: Yes, please. - Alright. 1168 00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,766 Are you guys in a hurry to get to Fells Point? 1169 00:44:02,766 --> 00:44:03,816 - No. - ADAM: Not at all. 1170 00:44:03,816 --> 00:44:04,483 - Okay. 1171 00:44:04,483 --> 00:44:07,716 How about we go out to Fort McHenry? 1172 00:44:08,083 --> 00:44:09,233 And then— - Fort McHenry? 1173 00:44:09,233 --> 00:44:11,650 - Yes, where it was actually written about. 1174 00:44:11,650 --> 00:44:12,733 - ADAM: Yes! 1175 00:44:12,733 --> 00:44:13,933 - Let's do it. - And then you can do— 1176 00:44:13,933 --> 00:44:14,850 - ADAM: Yes! 1177 00:44:14,850 --> 00:44:16,366 - Let's do it. - Alright. 1178 00:44:16,366 --> 00:44:20,000 - ♪ America's a country ♪ 1179 00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:24,150 ♪ and this is our song ♪ 1180 00:44:24,483 --> 00:44:27,466 ♪ Flag, eagle... ♪ 1181 00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,200 ♪ ...stars ♪ 1182 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:31,450 - SAM: They skip a couple notes? 1183 00:44:31,450 --> 00:44:32,633 - In the second verse? Yeah. 1184 00:44:32,633 --> 00:44:33,300 - SAM: Oh, okay. 1185 00:44:33,300 --> 00:44:36,783 - ♪ And the home of the song ♪ 1186 00:44:36,966 --> 00:44:39,250 So, I mean, it's gonna take them a while to remember all that. 1187 00:44:39,250 --> 00:44:41,516 - SAM: Yeah, I mean, it's got some surprising bits 1188 00:44:41,516 --> 00:44:43,433 that you wouldn't necessarily expect. 1189 00:44:43,433 --> 00:44:44,750 But that's not that long. 1190 00:44:44,750 --> 00:44:47,633 I honestly don't think that's gonna take them multiple rides. 1191 00:44:47,950 --> 00:44:50,916 (boat engine chugging over mouthed voice) 1192 00:44:54,316 --> 00:44:56,716 - ADAM: Ben, you look so, epic. 1193 00:44:57,316 --> 00:44:59,250 You're sort of giving epic vibes. 1194 00:44:59,250 --> 00:45:00,183 - I am epic. 1195 00:45:00,183 --> 00:45:02,583 I feel like I've got it. 1196 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,616 - ADAM: Okay. - I feel pretty good. 1197 00:45:04,616 --> 00:45:05,916 - ADAM: Alright. - Maybe the thing 1198 00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:08,050 of you throwing objects at my head 1199 00:45:08,050 --> 00:45:09,533 won't be bad. 1200 00:45:09,533 --> 00:45:11,366 - ADAM: Do you mind telling the audience 1201 00:45:11,366 --> 00:45:13,333 where we are, and why it's significant? 1202 00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:14,633 Why did you take us here? 1203 00:45:14,633 --> 00:45:17,266 - So, this is Fort McHenry. 1204 00:45:17,266 --> 00:45:19,450 If you look behind you... 1205 00:45:20,866 --> 00:45:24,400 off in the distance, there's kind of a shady point. 1206 00:45:24,816 --> 00:45:27,850 That's where the Francis Scott Key Bridge used to be. 1207 00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:28,900 - BEN: Before it was hit. 1208 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,183 - Before it was hit. - ADAM: Oh yeah. 1209 00:45:30,183 --> 00:45:33,216 - And about half a mile closer to us 1210 00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:35,466 from the bridge, where the bridge was, 1211 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:38,083 was where Francis Scott Key was 1212 00:45:38,516 --> 00:45:40,850 in a little boat about this size 1213 00:45:40,850 --> 00:45:42,550 as a prisoner of war 1214 00:45:42,550 --> 00:45:44,783 watching everything happen here. 1215 00:45:44,783 --> 00:45:47,800 The last thing that he could tell 1216 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,766 if the battle was in our favor 1217 00:45:50,766 --> 00:45:52,300 was the flag... 1218 00:45:53,033 --> 00:45:58,333 about from the top of that pole, halfway down. 1219 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:00,133 That's how big it was. 1220 00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,450 That was the only saving grace 1221 00:46:02,450 --> 00:46:05,016 that he knew that we had won the battle. 1222 00:46:05,016 --> 00:46:07,616 - ADAM: The flag was still there. - The flag was still there. 1223 00:46:07,616 --> 00:46:09,533 - ADAM: Ben, whenever you are ready, 1224 00:46:09,533 --> 00:46:11,600 I'm gonna have the lyrics here. 1225 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:12,716 - Yep, so you can check me. 1226 00:46:12,716 --> 00:46:14,516 - ADAM: I'm gonna throw stuff at you. 1227 00:46:14,516 --> 00:46:16,416 - I will be reciting this as a poem, 1228 00:46:16,416 --> 00:46:18,150 as it was written as a poem. 1229 00:46:19,033 --> 00:46:20,866 On the shore dimly seen 1230 00:46:20,866 --> 00:46:22,033 through the mists of the deep... 1231 00:46:22,033 --> 00:46:23,133 (cracks up) 1232 00:46:23,133 --> 00:46:27,550 Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes... 1233 00:46:28,166 --> 00:46:30,933 What is that which the breeze, 1234 00:46:31,183 --> 00:46:32,866 o'er the towering steep... 1235 00:46:35,350 --> 00:46:38,883 As it fitfully blows, half conceals, 1236 00:46:38,883 --> 00:46:41,016 half discloses? (snickers) 1237 00:46:41,733 --> 00:46:45,283 Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam... 1238 00:46:46,450 --> 00:46:50,500 In full glory reflected now shines in the stream. 1239 00:46:51,383 --> 00:46:53,500 'Tis the star-spangled banner – 1240 00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:55,783 O long may it wave... 1241 00:46:57,366 --> 00:46:59,300 O'er the land of the free 1242 00:46:59,683 --> 00:47:01,966 and the home of the brave. 1243 00:47:03,283 --> 00:47:04,500 Is that Maeve's book? 1244 00:47:04,983 --> 00:47:06,400 - ADAM: Yeah, I ran outta stuff. 1245 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,983 Doin' a little bit of product placement! 1246 00:47:07,983 --> 00:47:08,850 - Buy Maeve's book. 1247 00:47:08,850 --> 00:47:10,133 Buy Adam's girlfriend's book. 1248 00:47:10,133 --> 00:47:11,316 It's really good. 1249 00:47:11,316 --> 00:47:14,200 - Ben, that is a challenge complete. 1250 00:47:25,866 --> 00:47:28,066 - Maryland claimed! - Wow. Beautiful. 1251 00:47:28,066 --> 00:47:29,016 That was beautiful. 1252 00:47:29,016 --> 00:47:30,416 Thank you so much for your help. 1253 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,000 - Yeah. 1254 00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:33,216 - We're getting a telephone call, Amy. 1255 00:47:33,216 --> 00:47:34,833 (Amy gargles) 1256 00:47:35,016 --> 00:47:36,066 - What's up? - ADAM: Hello! 1257 00:47:36,616 --> 00:47:38,433 - Look who didn't die. 1258 00:47:39,250 --> 00:47:42,183 - So, we will be removing South Dakota. 1259 00:47:42,183 --> 00:47:42,983 - No you won't. 1260 00:47:42,983 --> 00:47:44,816 - Then we'll remove North Dakota. 1261 00:47:44,816 --> 00:47:46,383 - What about West Dakota? 1262 00:47:46,983 --> 00:47:48,566 - Yeah, just remove West Dakota. - Nah. 1263 00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:49,833 - Okay, we're ready. 1264 00:47:51,833 --> 00:47:53,350 This is awesome, Amy. (Adam cackles) 1265 00:47:53,350 --> 00:47:55,766 - That was the card I wanted them to draw. 1266 00:47:55,766 --> 00:47:57,166 Again. - Awesome. Great. 1267 00:47:57,166 --> 00:47:59,566 - I really wanted Pennsylvania right now. 1268 00:47:59,566 --> 00:48:01,316 - Bye, guys. - This is great. 1269 00:48:02,616 --> 00:48:03,600 - Oh boy. 1270 00:48:03,600 --> 00:48:06,133 - Well, we love to see something like that. 1271 00:48:06,133 --> 00:48:09,116 - That is where I think we wanna go next. 1272 00:48:09,116 --> 00:48:10,833 - Wheee! 1273 00:48:17,866 --> 00:48:19,900 - That's obviously what was gonna happen. 1274 00:48:19,900 --> 00:48:21,966 - Yeah, you know what? At this point? 1275 00:48:21,966 --> 00:48:23,766 It was gonna be Pennsylvania. Of course it was. 1276 00:48:23,766 --> 00:48:24,833 - SAM: Nothing— - Maryland was in their hand, 1277 00:48:24,833 --> 00:48:26,550 which was better than Pennsylvania. - SAM: Yeah. And— 1278 00:48:26,550 --> 00:48:27,533 - So Pennsylvania had to come up. 1279 00:48:27,533 --> 00:48:28,916 - SAM: They're, you know, in Baltimore, 1280 00:48:28,916 --> 00:48:31,516 which has very frequent trains to Philadelphia 1281 00:48:31,516 --> 00:48:32,283 in about an hour. 1282 00:48:32,283 --> 00:48:33,783 - Which is a good airport with connections. 1283 00:48:33,783 --> 00:48:35,533 - SAM: Great airport. Great airport. 1284 00:48:35,533 --> 00:48:36,583 - You might be wondering, 1285 00:48:36,583 --> 00:48:39,366 what moves do Amy and Sam even think they still have? 1286 00:48:39,366 --> 00:48:40,433 It's a good question. 1287 00:48:40,433 --> 00:48:41,600 - We got so many. 1288 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:46,050 We don't even have time to explain to you the moves. 1289 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:48,233 You just wouldn't understand. 1290 00:48:48,233 --> 00:48:51,183 We legit got some opportunities. 1291 00:48:51,183 --> 00:48:53,450 In a confluence of circumstances, 1292 00:48:53,683 --> 00:48:57,866 we could totally make some great connections. 1293 00:48:58,083 --> 00:49:00,816 - AMY: And we have been keeping tabs on the situation 1294 00:49:00,816 --> 00:49:02,883 and determined that us winning 1295 00:49:02,883 --> 00:49:05,883 is still very much a mathematical possibility. 1296 00:49:05,883 --> 00:49:07,850 - SAM: I thought it was a mathematical inevitability. 1297 00:49:08,083 --> 00:49:10,150 - AMY: Well, it's a spiritual inevitability 1298 00:49:10,150 --> 00:49:11,850 and a mathematical possibility. 1299 00:49:11,850 --> 00:49:14,183 Because math doesn't understand the forces at play here. 1300 00:49:14,183 --> 00:49:15,266 - SAM: Right, okay, yeah. 1301 00:49:15,266 --> 00:49:17,183 Math could never understand the forces at play here. 1302 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,566 South Dakota. 1303 00:49:19,566 --> 00:49:22,416 - ♪ South Dakoootaaa! ♪ 1304 00:49:22,416 --> 00:49:24,133 Come on! 1305 00:49:24,133 --> 00:49:26,183 - SAM: Are we gonna see the big guys on the rock? 1306 00:49:26,183 --> 00:49:27,016 - No! 1307 00:49:27,016 --> 00:49:30,066 - Okay, so the challenge is we're gonna duel 1308 00:49:30,066 --> 00:49:31,350 to the death. - We're gonna kill each other. 1309 00:49:34,150 --> 00:49:35,850 - SAM: Kill each other in a duel. 1310 00:49:35,850 --> 00:49:39,066 South Dakota has an illustrious history of Wild West gunfights, 1311 00:49:39,066 --> 00:49:40,883 including the one that killed Wild Bill Hickok 1312 00:49:40,883 --> 00:49:43,100 during a poker game in 1876. 1313 00:49:43,100 --> 00:49:45,800 Find a stretch of roads where there are no buildings in frame. 1314 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,950 Facing away from each other, 1315 00:49:46,950 --> 00:49:49,300 walk 10 paces (at least two feet each). 1316 00:49:49,300 --> 00:49:52,433 Without speaking any other words, one player must shout, "Draw." 1317 00:49:52,433 --> 00:49:54,616 Within one second, both players must turn around 1318 00:49:54,616 --> 00:49:56,250 and throw an object at each other. 1319 00:49:56,250 --> 00:49:58,500 Both objects must hit the opposing player. 1320 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:01,566 If they miss, you must wait five minutes before trying again. 1321 00:50:01,966 --> 00:50:03,800 - This challenge is a little tricky 1322 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:06,333 because we do have to throw stuff at each other successfully 1323 00:50:06,333 --> 00:50:08,466 from a total of at least 40 feet apart. 1324 00:50:08,466 --> 00:50:09,900 - Yeah, which is kinda far. 1325 00:50:09,900 --> 00:50:10,833 - Yeah, I mean— - However— 1326 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:11,783 - It's eight feet longer 1327 00:50:11,783 --> 00:50:13,116 than that covered bridge in New Hampshire. 1328 00:50:13,116 --> 00:50:14,766 - However, it doesn't say that... 1329 00:50:14,766 --> 00:50:18,466 we can't try to get shot to death in the duel. 1330 00:50:18,466 --> 00:50:20,733 - There's nothing about that we can't kind of reach out 1331 00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:21,500 and try to get hit. 1332 00:50:21,500 --> 00:50:23,450 There's also nothing prohibiting practice. 1333 00:50:23,716 --> 00:50:24,300 - Yes. 1334 00:50:24,300 --> 00:50:26,716 But for now, I think we should get an object. 1335 00:50:27,350 --> 00:50:29,433 - Two. - Two, at least. 1336 00:50:29,616 --> 00:50:32,016 Look, it's the Washington Monument. 1337 00:50:32,233 --> 00:50:34,533 - AMY: She is following us around! 1338 00:50:34,866 --> 00:50:36,566 - SAM: You know, it really looks nothing like him. 1339 00:50:36,766 --> 00:50:37,766 - ADAM: Thank you so much! 1340 00:50:37,766 --> 00:50:39,533 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. - No problem. 1341 00:50:42,033 --> 00:50:42,666 - Alright. 1342 00:50:42,666 --> 00:50:43,566 Well, Ben... 1343 00:50:43,950 --> 00:50:44,516 - I mean— 1344 00:50:44,516 --> 00:50:46,133 - Let's go to the great city of Philadelphia. 1345 00:50:46,133 --> 00:50:49,133 - Pennsylvania is primo for us. 1346 00:50:49,416 --> 00:50:52,466 Can we just hop on the Am— the old Amtrak? 1347 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:55,000 - We can. We can and we shall. 1348 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,600 - We're on our way to Philadelphia. 1349 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:59,883 - Alright, we gotta get on the bus back 1350 00:50:59,883 --> 00:51:00,816 to Union Station. 1351 00:51:00,816 --> 00:51:03,466 - Good bye, Baltimore. It was nice seeing you. 1352 00:51:03,466 --> 00:51:07,183 It was nice that we got to see Fells Point for a minute. 1353 00:51:07,183 --> 00:51:08,100 - Fells Point is cool. 1354 00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:10,166 - BEN: Fells Point is mega cute. 1355 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:12,833 If you're a cool young person in Baltimore, 1356 00:51:12,833 --> 00:51:14,966 you might be hanging out here in Fells Point. 1357 00:51:14,966 --> 00:51:18,566 And I am a cool young person, and I'm in Baltimore. 1358 00:51:19,200 --> 00:51:20,750 - SAM: Good bye, interstate. 1359 00:51:20,750 --> 00:51:21,833 - AMY: Bye-bye, interstate. 1360 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:23,650 - Oh, gun show, March 6th through 8th. 1361 00:51:23,650 --> 00:51:26,066 The gun show... is right here, Amy. 1362 00:51:26,066 --> 00:51:27,266 (both chuckle) 1363 00:51:27,266 --> 00:51:29,366 - Alright, Dollar General time, round two. 1364 00:51:31,733 --> 00:51:34,716 - So we need stuff that can fly a good 40 feet. 1365 00:51:34,716 --> 00:51:36,016 Oh, Sam. 1366 00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,183 - SAM: Those are pretty good. 1367 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:39,666 Mm... 1368 00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:43,250 Could be pretty good. Dog toys. 1369 00:51:44,866 --> 00:51:46,150 - Just checking. 1370 00:51:47,516 --> 00:51:48,650 They probably don't go that far. 1371 00:51:51,583 --> 00:51:52,483 - SAM: Thank you. - AMY: Thank you. 1372 00:51:53,816 --> 00:51:55,250 Now we just gotta get... 1373 00:51:55,683 --> 00:51:57,866 somewhere where there's no buildings in frame. 1374 00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:00,100 Which I think will be a sub-five-minute drive. 1375 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:05,366 Did you play any throwing sports as a child or teen? 1376 00:52:05,366 --> 00:52:08,550 - SAM: No, I specifically played defense in hockey 1377 00:52:08,550 --> 00:52:10,066 because I have no hand-eye coordination. 1378 00:52:10,066 --> 00:52:11,616 - Okay, perfect. 1379 00:52:11,616 --> 00:52:13,200 I played soccer. 1380 00:52:13,200 --> 00:52:14,483 - SAM: That's feet stuff. - Yep. 1381 00:52:14,883 --> 00:52:15,983 A little farther. 1382 00:52:15,983 --> 00:52:17,250 - SAM: I'm sorry it's come to this. 1383 00:52:17,900 --> 00:52:18,816 I see no other way. 1384 00:52:18,816 --> 00:52:20,950 - We got no other options left. 1385 00:52:20,950 --> 00:52:23,250 - SAM: Have we considered going to... 1386 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:25,566 you know, therapy or something? 1387 00:52:25,566 --> 00:52:27,033 But that, you have to pay for that. 1388 00:52:27,033 --> 00:52:28,750 We already bought our duel materials. 1389 00:52:28,750 --> 00:52:29,600 Nah, let's just do the duel. 1390 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,816 - Let's just do the duel. - SAM: Yeah, let's just do the duel. 1391 00:52:30,816 --> 00:52:32,633 - Let's just kill each other. It's about time. 1392 00:52:33,050 --> 00:52:35,200 - So it should be 20 feet in each direction? 1393 00:52:35,200 --> 00:52:35,833 - Yeah. 1394 00:52:37,816 --> 00:52:38,350 - Okay. 1395 00:52:38,350 --> 00:52:39,433 Center line. 1396 00:52:39,950 --> 00:52:40,750 Camera. 1397 00:52:40,750 --> 00:52:42,700 - And we should start as close to this line as possible. 1398 00:52:42,700 --> 00:52:44,183 You wanna do some practice throwing? 1399 00:52:44,183 --> 00:52:44,750 - Yes. 1400 00:52:45,683 --> 00:52:46,700 - Oh, this is hard. 1401 00:52:46,700 --> 00:52:47,916 - Yeah, that's kinda far. 1402 00:52:48,366 --> 00:52:50,950 - I think let's see if we can do it non-simultaneously first. 1403 00:52:52,850 --> 00:52:54,500 - Okay. - Are bounces allowed? 1404 00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:57,100 - It didn't say they're not. Like, a bullet can ricochet. 1405 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:57,900 - That's true. 1406 00:52:59,333 --> 00:53:00,083 Wind. 1407 00:53:00,083 --> 00:53:01,516 These are more susceptible to the wind. 1408 00:53:01,516 --> 00:53:03,916 - Yeah, these I don't think are the ones to use. 1409 00:53:03,916 --> 00:53:05,500 Maybe we should try turn and throw. 1410 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:06,116 - Okay. 1411 00:53:06,716 --> 00:53:07,616 Draw! 1412 00:53:07,933 --> 00:53:09,366 - Oh wait, I wasn't ready. 1413 00:53:10,100 --> 00:53:10,816 - Draw! 1414 00:53:12,283 --> 00:53:13,100 - Okay! 1415 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:14,716 - I think we have a lot to feel good about there. 1416 00:53:15,333 --> 00:53:16,083 - Draw! 1417 00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:18,533 I'm dead. 1418 00:53:18,533 --> 00:53:19,316 (Amy wheezes) 1419 00:53:19,316 --> 00:53:20,500 - Okay. - Okay. 1420 00:53:20,500 --> 00:53:21,250 - This is going better than I sort of— 1421 00:53:21,250 --> 00:53:22,366 - Let's try it simultaneous. 1422 00:53:22,900 --> 00:53:23,716 - Draw! 1423 00:53:24,183 --> 00:53:25,516 Oh, no! That was way worse! 1424 00:53:25,516 --> 00:53:26,916 - Okay, so a lot worse. 1425 00:53:27,016 --> 00:53:28,316 This is why we practice. 1426 00:53:28,500 --> 00:53:31,233 - BEN: The last time that we were in Baltimore on this show, 1427 00:53:31,233 --> 00:53:33,450 all we got to show you was a parking garage, 1428 00:53:33,450 --> 00:53:35,650 which is not, you know, 1429 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:38,750 very representative of this very charming city. 1430 00:53:39,300 --> 00:53:40,633 This, by the way. 1431 00:53:40,633 --> 00:53:43,166 This aquarium, Baltimore Aquarium, 1432 00:53:43,700 --> 00:53:44,900 goated aquarium. 1433 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:46,383 And I'm not just biased. 1434 00:53:46,383 --> 00:53:48,900 I think it's, like, top three aquariums in the US. 1435 00:53:49,033 --> 00:53:51,700 They did this really cool thing right here 1436 00:53:51,700 --> 00:53:53,950 where they turned this part of the harbor 1437 00:53:53,950 --> 00:53:55,216 into a marsh. 1438 00:53:55,216 --> 00:53:56,800 Isn't that cool? - Look at that. 1439 00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:00,000 - BEN: And now it's probably full of crocodiles and things. 1440 00:54:14,416 --> 00:54:15,216 - Draw! 1441 00:54:17,433 --> 00:54:18,016 I died. 1442 00:54:18,266 --> 00:54:18,916 Draw! 1443 00:54:20,816 --> 00:54:22,400 Sorry, I missed! - Oh, dead! 1444 00:54:22,750 --> 00:54:23,533 - Draw! 1445 00:54:25,050 --> 00:54:26,150 I'm dead. - I'm dead. 1446 00:54:26,150 --> 00:54:27,050 - (claps) Let's go. 1447 00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:28,700 Hey, we did it. 1448 00:54:28,700 --> 00:54:29,516 - Okay. 1449 00:54:29,516 --> 00:54:31,066 - I do think, let's do it for real? 1450 00:54:31,066 --> 00:54:31,966 - Okay. 1451 00:54:33,016 --> 00:54:33,983 - Sam. 1452 00:54:35,183 --> 00:54:35,616 - Amy. 1453 00:54:35,616 --> 00:54:37,683 - I believe there's no other way to resolve this. 1454 00:54:37,683 --> 00:54:38,766 - I don't see any way 1455 00:54:38,766 --> 00:54:40,183 except for, you know... 1456 00:54:40,183 --> 00:54:42,183 - Mutually assured destruction. - Channeling our emotions. 1457 00:54:42,183 --> 00:54:44,533 Talking through our emotions or anything like that. 1458 00:54:44,533 --> 00:54:46,383 But we couldn't consider anything like that. 1459 00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:47,500 - No, no-no-no. 1460 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:48,600 This is the Wild West. 1461 00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:49,883 - I'm sorry it's come to this. 1462 00:54:50,700 --> 00:54:51,866 - See you in hell. 1463 00:54:52,883 --> 00:54:59,550 - One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. 1464 00:55:02,066 --> 00:55:03,016 - Draw! 1465 00:55:04,016 --> 00:55:05,116 I'm dead! - Dead! 1466 00:55:05,116 --> 00:55:06,550 (Amy grunts) 1467 00:55:22,116 --> 00:55:23,966 (applauds) Yaaay! 1468 00:55:24,283 --> 00:55:25,566 Oh, he might really be dead. 1469 00:55:25,566 --> 00:55:26,600 Sam, are you okay? 1470 00:55:26,600 --> 00:55:28,266 - Oh no. Just, sorry. - I didn't mean to do it! 1471 00:55:28,733 --> 00:55:30,333 - The ground just felt really good right now. 1472 00:55:30,333 --> 00:55:30,916 - Yeah. 1473 00:55:30,916 --> 00:55:33,283 South Dakota, claimed. 1474 00:55:35,983 --> 00:55:36,800 - BEN: Okay. 1475 00:55:37,183 --> 00:55:38,316 Off to Philly. 1476 00:55:40,916 --> 00:55:41,600 Ooh. 1477 00:55:42,116 --> 00:55:44,366 Everybody's going to claim Pennsylvania. 1478 00:55:46,916 --> 00:55:47,833 Hello. 1479 00:55:48,283 --> 00:55:50,466 - Howdy. Did you do a duel? - Well, well, well. 1480 00:55:50,466 --> 00:55:53,266 - I just done killed Amy to death. 1481 00:55:53,266 --> 00:55:56,316 - No! - No, we need her! 1482 00:55:56,316 --> 00:55:57,733 - That's terrible. 1483 00:55:57,733 --> 00:55:59,083 - Show us some states. 1484 00:55:59,083 --> 00:56:00,416 - I'm shuffling them. 1485 00:56:00,416 --> 00:56:01,750 You can see that I'm shuffling them. - She's shuffling. 1486 00:56:01,750 --> 00:56:03,366 Because she's doing a good job. 1487 00:56:03,366 --> 00:56:04,916 - Okay, new card is... 1488 00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:07,933 - Okay, yeah. 1489 00:56:08,116 --> 00:56:09,066 - Indiana. 1490 00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:10,833 - That's interesting. Okay. 1491 00:56:10,833 --> 00:56:11,950 - And now we attack. 1492 00:56:11,950 --> 00:56:14,333 - Yeah, oh, but you can't take Pennsylvania. 1493 00:56:14,333 --> 00:56:15,566 We're taking Pennsylvania. 1494 00:56:15,566 --> 00:56:16,800 - Yeah, no you're not. 1495 00:56:16,800 --> 00:56:19,216 - In that case, we'll change our whole strategy 1496 00:56:19,216 --> 00:56:20,783 and we'll attack North Carolina. 1497 00:56:20,783 --> 00:56:22,683 - Fair enough. Very well. - Yeah, fair enough. 1498 00:56:22,683 --> 00:56:24,533 - Okay, and now we draw yet another new one. 1499 00:56:24,533 --> 00:56:25,466 - Yep. - Yes. 1500 00:56:27,483 --> 00:56:28,600 Okay. - Okay. 1501 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:31,250 - Oh my god! (laughs) 1502 00:56:31,250 --> 00:56:32,816 - Okay, bye. - Hang up, hang up. 1503 00:56:32,816 --> 00:56:34,150 Bye, guys. - Bye. 1504 00:56:34,700 --> 00:56:36,300 - Come on! 1505 00:56:36,733 --> 00:56:38,433 - You were right. You were right. 1506 00:56:38,433 --> 00:56:40,483 Happy International Women's Day, Amy. 1507 00:56:42,733 --> 00:56:44,000 Gentlemen. 1508 00:56:44,333 --> 00:56:45,216 - Yeah. 1509 00:56:45,216 --> 00:56:46,850 - I don't say this lightly. (Adam wheezes) 1510 00:56:46,850 --> 00:56:49,683 - I don't say this lightly. I don't wanna overstate things. 1511 00:56:49,683 --> 00:56:51,650 You know, I don't wanna be boy who cried wolf. 1512 00:56:51,650 --> 00:56:52,300 I don't wanna... 1513 00:56:52,300 --> 00:56:52,950 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1514 00:56:52,950 --> 00:56:53,700 - You know. 1515 00:56:53,700 --> 00:56:55,250 But in this circumstance, 1516 00:56:55,250 --> 00:56:56,333 we are so back. 1517 00:56:56,333 --> 00:56:59,350 - You, I would say, are back in a way that's crazy. 1518 00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:02,116 - I mean, it was so over. It was. 1519 00:57:02,116 --> 00:57:04,366 - It really was! - It was pretty so over. 1520 00:57:04,550 --> 00:57:07,383 But now it's so back. - Not so much anymore. 1521 00:57:07,383 --> 00:57:08,883 And look, if you wanna hear us talk about 1522 00:57:08,883 --> 00:57:10,616 the extent to which it seemed so over, 1523 00:57:10,616 --> 00:57:13,550 and the extent to which now they are so back, 1524 00:57:13,850 --> 00:57:15,766 why not check out the Layover podcast? 1525 00:57:15,766 --> 00:57:18,050 It's our Nebula-exclusive podcast 1526 00:57:18,050 --> 00:57:21,233 where we talk about every dang episode of this series. 1527 00:57:21,233 --> 00:57:23,333 Amy is, of course, with us this season, 1528 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:27,250 and we will no doubt cover how risky it was 1529 00:57:27,250 --> 00:57:29,433 for them to rely on this happening, 1530 00:57:29,433 --> 00:57:31,233 and then how— - It worked out great! 1531 00:57:31,233 --> 00:57:34,500 - And then how nuts it is that it worked. 1532 00:57:34,650 --> 00:57:36,666 - It's crazy. It's crazy what happened. 1533 00:57:36,666 --> 00:57:38,050 Anyway. - Anyways. 1534 00:57:38,050 --> 00:57:39,816 - Guess what, my beauties? 1535 00:57:39,816 --> 00:57:41,366 This week is my week 1536 00:57:41,366 --> 00:57:44,933 to tell you about a little recommendation that I have 1537 00:57:44,933 --> 00:57:47,000 for you to watch on Nebula, and I'm going to recommend 1538 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,033 Tom Scott: England. 1539 00:57:49,033 --> 00:57:50,716 It's a Nebula First series. - What does that mean? 1540 00:57:50,716 --> 00:57:52,900 - It means that it's out just like Jet Lag: The Game. 1541 00:57:52,900 --> 00:57:54,850 We pioneered this technology. 1542 00:57:54,850 --> 00:57:56,683 - We invented the idea of this. - We invented this technology. 1543 00:57:56,683 --> 00:57:58,500 - Nobody has ever put things out before. 1544 00:57:58,500 --> 00:58:00,783 - No one thought of this before. - We invented this technology. 1545 00:58:00,783 --> 00:58:03,400 It's out one week early on Nebula. - It's never been done. 1546 00:58:03,400 --> 00:58:06,583 - Which means that there is something out early on Nebula right now. 1547 00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:07,416 - Whoa. 1548 00:58:07,416 --> 00:58:09,050 - And there's lots of episodes of it. 1549 00:58:09,050 --> 00:58:12,150 He's doing a video in every county in England, 1550 00:58:12,150 --> 00:58:14,233 and it's been going for a while now. 1551 00:58:14,233 --> 00:58:15,816 It's got a whiles to go, 1552 00:58:15,816 --> 00:58:18,700 and every episode is a banger Tom Scott video. 1553 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:21,400 So go check out Tom Scott: England. 1554 00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:22,350 I think you'll like it. 1555 00:58:22,350 --> 00:58:24,433 - I like when Tom Scott tells me things. 1556 00:58:24,850 --> 00:58:25,783 - Yep. - Yeah. 1557 00:58:25,783 --> 00:58:26,300 - Okay. 1558 00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:26,966 - Yeah. - Bye. 1559 00:58:26,966 --> 00:58:27,966 - Bye. - Bye.