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- 謝謝,晚安
- 晚安

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終於

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(晚上11時13分)

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(冒險尋愛,新訊息)

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(確定要刪除戶口?)

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(莉莎,你跟丹尼配對了,匹配率91%)

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(個人頁面:莉莎奧斯古)

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{\an8}(刪除戶口)

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{\an8}(正在刪除戶口...)

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(戶口已刪除)

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是,我很確定

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- 確定甚麼?
- 沒甚麼

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謝謝你臨時出來

14
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- 我知道你通常不上夜班
- 沒關係

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亞朗素留了些朱古力蛋糕給波比

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好,太好了

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噢,亞朗素,謝謝,太好了
她一定很喜歡

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那你嫁給我吧,我煮,你吃
我們是完美配搭

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那是...一個有趣的建議

20
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我跟你老婆商量一下,好嗎?

21
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你拿去吧,送給你

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先警告你,他背脊很多毛

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- 真的?
- 不留下飲一杯?

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沒辦法,我有東西要拿給人,但心領了

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遲些再見,好嗎?

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- 好吧,晚安,莉莎
- 晚安,謝謝

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好

28
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好了

29
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我討厭錯過她上床時間,她還好嗎?

30
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對,差不多直接睡著

31
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她有無少少不高興?

32
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不,完全無事

33
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可不可以講個大話,假裝她有?

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對,對不起

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對,你這樣一提,不,她確實有點...

36
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太遲了,好,聽著

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我很快回家,我還要拿點東西去艾姨屋企

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- 甚麼,現在去?
- 對

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對不起,我無得揀

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你先去睡吧,講真的

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- 對,好吧
- 謝謝

42
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只是我剛剛拍完一段新片,對

43
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我想在上傳公開之前,先給你看看

44
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{\an8}真的?

45
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對,這樣吧,我可以發給你

46
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你就可以在巴士上看

47
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好...沒問題

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我要收線了,但我很快就回家

49
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- 好吧
- 好

50
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- 晚安
- 晚安

51
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等等...別走

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拜託...

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《失眠有緣人》

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{\an8}硬木地板?輕鬆

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{\an8}SC3直立式輕鬆蒸汽地拖

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{\an8}任何蠟面硬地板都只需要這一把地拖

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因為它有簡單易用的流量控制三部曲

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SC3簡易地拖能消滅最頑固的污垢

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還有99%家居細菌

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預熱時間只需30秒

61
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隨時隨地都可以輕易開拖

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(冒險尋愛:新通知,你有新配對)

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(丹尼,你跟艾美配對了)

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一蒸、一抹,就搞掂

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SC3直立輕鬆地拖

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你還在等甚麼?

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各位維粉大家好,歡迎收看最新一集

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《開箱者開箱》

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我今天將會評估一樣
所有開箱者都要用的商品

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沒有的話根本沒人理你

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尖牙牌32AA開箱刀

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不要搞錯,這跟尖牙牌32不一樣

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這是一流的開箱刀

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- 別玩
- 有趣

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- 好,我們來講講細節
- 攞命

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- 纖巧易用...
- 死蠢

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貝利,聽到他講甚麼嗎?

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- 你在講甚麼?
- 而且握力十足

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第二個重點是陶瓷外層

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(丹尼)

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- 唏
- 你好

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- 好,講吧
- 甚麼?

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你很明顯有話想對我講,你講吧

84
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一句“你好”就聽到那麼多?

85
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因為我熟悉丹尼語

86
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你在搭巴士?

87
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是

88
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11點半搭巴士?

89
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- 有點說來話長
- 我又不會跑掉

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簡單說,我艾姨最近死了

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- 真遺憾
- 對

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- 你們親近嗎?
- 對,幾親近的

93
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- 把鞋還給我
- 不

94
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我在學校不是太受歡迎

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- 又接不到
- 還給我

96
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- 你接住就得
- 停手

97
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- 你想要就自己拿
- 對

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不用哭哭啼啼

99
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莉莎,發生甚麼事?

100
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但是她永遠都支持我

101
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冰川的移動是基於磨蝕和拔蝕

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還有人嗎?

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我能幫你嗎?

104
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我覺得不能

105
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你們哪個是美蘭妮賓特?

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好

107
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她的手法有時有點極端

108
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放開我,你想點?

109
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- 算你好彩,我是和平主義者
- 放開我

110
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但她是我的英雄

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而且也很慷慨

112
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我畢業的時候,她把最愛的裙子借了給我

113
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綠色那條緞裙

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我喜歡那條裙

115
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但是後來我可能忘記了歸還

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- 你偷了?
- 算是吧

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不,我不接受

118
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那不是我的錯,我小時候很無記性

119
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好吧,那...跟你搭巴士有甚麼關係?

120
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好吧,是這樣的
艾姨原來留下了嚴格的指示

121
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選好了她想怎樣入葬

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- 用棺材?
- 當然是用棺材

123
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我是指她想穿著這條裙入土

124
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- 而她的葬禮是今個禮拜
- 所以你打算點做?

125
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- 做正確的事
- 是嗎?你打算自首?

126
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- 不是
- 不是

127
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不,我現在拿了條裙

128
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我要拿去艾姨屋企

129
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把它收起來,但是特登收得很差

130
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然後聽日就會有人發現

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然後大家都能快樂活下去

132
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當然除了艾姨

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對,你剛剛想告訴我甚麼?

134
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對...

135
00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:03,822
你記得之前替我註冊的交友App嗎?

136
00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:05,407
噢,對...

137
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我找到配對了

138
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真的?

139
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是,真的,你可否別那麼意外?

140
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- 她叫甚麼名?
- 艾美

141
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好,那是好消息

142
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對,是很好,但是之後應該點?

143
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你應該發個訊息給她,說句“唏”

144
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不,我做不到

145
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我不能只說“唏”,我不是說“唏”那種人

146
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救命,你想太多了,信我

147
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- 你覺得是嗎?
- 是

148
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- 真的?
- 對

149
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- 去做吧
- 好

150
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(唏)

151
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- 送出去了
- 好

152
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做得好

153
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她沒有回覆,她為甚麼不回覆?

154
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是你叫我傳“唏”的

155
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- 簡單傳個“唏”
- 才過了一分鐘,等一下

156
00:07:03,340 --> 00:07:05,509
- 是她
- 怎樣?

157
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好吧,她回了一個“唏”

158
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- 就這樣,然後問我“今天好嗎?”
- 那就對了

159
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這是好開始吧?

160
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好吧,現在告訴她,你今天做過甚麼

161
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- 我不想那樣做
- 點解?你今天做過甚麼?

162
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我也不想告訴你,你會覺得我很怪

163
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- 丹尼,我早已覺得你很怪
- 合理

164
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所以呢?

165
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嗯...

166
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我嘗試造一個米高法斯賓達的胸像

167
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- 用寶貼去造
- 不好意思,甚麼?

168
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這是《變種特攻》的他

169
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你...點解要這樣做?

170
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我剛剛好想創作
而且我手頭上有太多寶貼

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你說的對,絕對別告訴她

172
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那我應該怎麼做?

173
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你做自己就行了

174
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好吧,對,你有你的道理

175
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差不多做你自己,但是要收斂一點

176
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好吧,好...我做得到

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- 你在講我嗎?
- 白色西裝、長褲...是

178
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(維治:你覺得條片點?老...)

179
00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,613
丹尼,陣間再傾

180
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,907
不,別走,求你不要,我該講甚麼?

181
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我再找你,我...

182
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你應該是我條女

183
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- 你剛剛是不是殊人?
- 對,我剛剛是殊人

184
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我應該成世人都未殊過人,我雙腳在發抖

185
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我都未試過殊人
我也希望我是一個會殊人的人

186
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我有點羨慕你

187
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- 丹尼,我真的要收線
- 不,不要

188
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- 等等,不...
- 轉頭回電,祝好運

189
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不要,莉莎,求你...

190
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顏色方面,選擇有紅色...

191
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黑色、銀色、綠色、青綠色

192
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沒有紫色,我覺得很可惜

193
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動手吧

194
00:09:12,302 --> 00:09:14,763
“還不錯,有心”

195
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“你呢?”

196
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(巴士即將停站)

197
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(凌晨12時06分)

198
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建議售價是高於我們的預期

199
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但是下面附加了膠紙刀

200
00:10:02,895 --> 00:10:06,732
還有額外的刀片可以替換

201
00:10:06,732 --> 00:10:08,650
等到用鈍了就可以...

202
00:10:08,650 --> 00:10:10,527
{\an8}(我自己覺得很滿意,但是我也想)

203
00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:11,945
(在睡前聽聽你的意見)

204
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:17,367
(唏,我很喜歡
絕對是至今最佳作,啾啾啾啾)

205
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,464
- 對不起,你有沒有看到一個袋?
- 我上車時已經沒有

206
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對不起,不好意思,對不起

207
00:10:55,239 --> 00:10:56,240
你們好

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- 唏,你們好嗎?
- 好...

209
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- 那是我條裙嗎?
- 邊條裙?

210
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,038
你身上那條裙

211
00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,040
- 這條裙嗎?
- 對

212
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,835
不,應該不是,我幾肯定這條裙是我的

213
00:11:09,127 --> 00:11:12,589
好吧,我換個講法,那條裙是我的

214
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,801
好吧,但我幾肯定這條裙是我的
是不是很奇怪?

215
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,720
對,但我們都知道不是吧?

216
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:19,972
那條裙點解會在我身上?

217
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,142
好吧,你都玩夠了

218
00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,894
是時候把條裙還給...

219
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:32,150
好吧,好...我明了,剛才不好意思...

220
00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,447
你不可以...

221
00:11:40,951 --> 00:11:42,119
好吧

222
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,501
- 講你都不信...
- 她想見面

223
00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:51,879
- 甚麼?
- 艾美,她想跟我真人見面

224
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,922
對

225
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,258
我不肯定

226
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:58,260
這可能是你離開家裏的動力

227
00:11:58,260 --> 00:12:00,470
但是我不想離開,所以我才在家裏

228
00:12:00,470 --> 00:12:02,097
或者可以邀請她去你家

229
00:12:02,097 --> 00:12:04,433
- 甚麼?但是...那樣她就會在我家裏
- 對呀

230
00:12:05,309 --> 00:12:07,895
不,應該不可以,如果...
你知道,如果一切順利呢?

231
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,229
- 如果她想親密呢?
- 這個...

232
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,856
這部分你也要我說明嗎?

233
00:12:10,856 --> 00:12:12,482
- 不,當然不是,只是...
- 好

234
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,818
如果我每記錯,當...你知道...

235
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,153
- 對
- 你知道的

236
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:18,238
- 甚麼?
- 要脫掉衣服

237
00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,408
對,不...我其實...會著多幾件衫

238
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,951
只是...聽著

239
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,204
不要告訴其他人

240
00:12:25,204 --> 00:12:27,080
- 我今天洗澡時...
- 是?

241
00:12:27,748 --> 00:12:28,916
在洗一個私人部位

242
00:12:28,916 --> 00:12:30,167
好吧

243
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:33,629
- 我找到一個腫塊
- 腫塊

244
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:35,339
- 我覺得可能是惡性
- 丹尼...

245
00:12:35,339 --> 00:12:37,841
- 應該說我肯定是惡性
- 不,不是惡性,甚麼?

246
00:12:37,841 --> 00:12:38,926
- 能幫我看看嗎?
- 甚麼?

247
00:12:38,926 --> 00:12:41,678
不是那樣,我只是...我用手機影了張相

248
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,597
- 你能不能看看...
- 不,我不要

249
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,806
去看醫生

250
00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,850
對...我有,算是吧

251
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,728
這樣的,我以前會發很多照片給醫生
那樣就不用親身去

252
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,438
- 好
- 多年以來

253
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,608
我可能傳得有點太多,於是被她封鎖了

254
00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:56,401
幸好我鄰居亞當願意幫忙

255
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,903
請進

256
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:00,781
亞當,請坐

257
00:13:01,782 --> 00:13:02,783
謝謝

258
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,411
好吧,你有甚麼不舒服?

259
00:13:07,663 --> 00:13:08,622
等等

260
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,041
醫生你好,你聽我講

261
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:13,043
不知點解,我食不到菠蘿味

262
00:13:13,043 --> 00:13:15,212
我起初以為是菠蘿不夠靚,但是最近

263
00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:17,172
我食了另一個菠蘿,但還是無味

264
00:13:17,172 --> 00:13:18,298
好吧

265
00:13:19,550 --> 00:13:21,343
我們再試最後一次,好嗎?

266
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:25,013
你有任何部分不明白,請告訴我

267
00:13:26,181 --> 00:13:27,850
- 好
- 走開

268
00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,478
走開

269
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,068
- 她趕你走?
- 技術上來說,是趕亞當走

270
00:13:38,068 --> 00:13:41,071
你明嗎?聽著,我把照片發給你
請你替我看看

271
00:13:41,071 --> 00:13:42,865
然後告訴我,有事還是無事

272
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,158
- 好,好吧,我看看
- 是嗎?真的?

273
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,077
- 對
- 謝謝你...

274
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:50,622
- 好吧,我傳了,你還好嗎?
- 不,我不好

275
00:13:50,622 --> 00:13:52,958
- 有人偷了我條裙
- 我以為是你偷了條裙

276
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:56,420
不,我是指這裏,剛剛
他們還在我面前穿著

277
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,504
給我看看

278
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,508
對,他穿得很好看

279
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,386
丹尼,聽著,我要你幫忙

280
00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:06,597
- 好吧,你有跟他對質嗎?
- 我當然有跟他對質

281
00:14:06,597 --> 00:14:08,515
- 然後呢?
- 他殊我

282
00:14:10,809 --> 00:14:13,520
殊人者反被殊,經典招式

283
00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,105
救命,你完全幫不到忙

284
00:14:15,105 --> 00:14:17,065
好吧,我想到了,你可以開始喊

285
00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:18,734
不,我不想搞大件事

286
00:14:18,734 --> 00:14:20,944
莉莎,是他搞大了件事

287
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:23,363
你是要揭破他,把他的惡行公諸於世

288
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,240
然後搞個網台,講全件事

289
00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,450
- 甚麼?
- 我的意思是

290
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,243
你要讓所有乘客支持你

291
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,786
人們最喜歡公審這種事

292
00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:32,539
對,你說得對...我要去做了

293
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:33,999
你是要做了,我看得出

294
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:35,459
我要做了,我要搞大件事

295
00:14:35,459 --> 00:14:36,585
- 你要做了
- 真的要做了

296
00:14:36,585 --> 00:14:38,378
你要...她收線了

297
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,130
你好,嗨,大家好

298
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:45,010
不好意思,我只想告訴大家
這巴士上面有小偷

299
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:47,804
這個人偷了我條裙

300
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:50,599
看吧,我生日就是想要那種裙

301
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,435
那你點解話要香水?我不會讀心術

302
00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:57,523
聽著,對不起,我知道已經很夜
大家都只想回家

303
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,316
但我希望你們能幫忙

304
00:14:59,316 --> 00:15:00,859
肯定有人見到經過

305
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:04,863
- 有人嗎?
- 不好意思,我不想打擾...

306
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:07,157
不會...請你隨便打擾

307
00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:09,826
但如果那條裙不是他的
他本來的衣服在哪裏?

308
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,870
那很明顯是在下面...

309
00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:15,290
唏

310
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,210
別玩了,很明顯...

311
00:15:19,002 --> 00:15:21,630
- 你到底想點?
- 其實是這樣的

312
00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,258
你真的打擾了,如果你可以收聲會更好

313
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:25,843
謝謝

314
00:15:26,510 --> 00:15:28,720
別擔心,靚女,我信你

315
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:30,389
謝謝

316
00:15:30,389 --> 00:15:32,432
男人老狗著裙,簡直噁心

317
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,142
不...

318
00:15:34,768 --> 00:15:36,144
好了,大家別聽他講

319
00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:37,771
他...我不是...我們不是...

320
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:40,065
我們不是同一陣線

321
00:15:42,901 --> 00:15:45,279
我當然相信任何人都有權穿

322
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:46,738
- 他們想穿的衣服
- 好,謝謝

323
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,908
對,但是這個情況
那條裙其實是屬於我的

324
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:54,204
我們的水管工會搽唇膏
我還是照整水果蛋糕給他

325
00:15:57,666 --> 00:15:58,667
不,那不是...

326
00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:00,586
不

327
00:16:04,006 --> 00:16:05,007
唏,結果點?

328
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:08,468
不是很順利,我基本上
令全車人都對我反感

329
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,053
但你應該要令他們對他反感

330
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,763
- 我知道,謝謝你,丹尼
- 沒關係

331
00:16:11,763 --> 00:16:13,265
好嗎?我們再想辦法

332
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,147
我們在想的期間,你可不可以告訴我
我沒有患癌症?

333
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,899
我已經說了,我不覺得你有癌症

334
00:16:21,899 --> 00:16:24,109
對,但是你睇落覺得點?

335
00:16:24,109 --> 00:16:25,903
我不知道,還未收到

336
00:16:27,362 --> 00:16:29,448
甚麼意思?我一早就發了給你,你應該...

337
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:33,076
- 怎麼了?
- 弊...

338
00:16:33,076 --> 00:16:35,996
- 丹尼,怎麼了?
- 弊,天呀,不要

339
00:16:35,996 --> 00:16:38,040
是艾美,我把照片傳了給艾美

340
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,416
你不要笑

341
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,793
- 你為甚麼要笑?
- 好吧,那也沒問題

342
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,670
不,當然有問題,點解會沒問題?

343
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,755
夠大膽

344
00:16:44,755 --> 00:16:46,006
就像跟她講

345
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,841
- “知道嗎?廢話少講”
- 對

346
00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,384
- “我們直接入正題”
- 入正題

347
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,595
“你鍾意我的身體嗎?
還有,我似有癌症嗎?

348
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:53,347
如果答案是‘是’,然後‘否’

349
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:55,682
- 我們就直接一齊”
- 一齊

350
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,768
往好的方面想

351
00:16:57,768 --> 00:17:00,479
如果她覆你,就知道她是真命天女

352
00:17:00,479 --> 00:17:03,190
不是,莉莎,如果她覆我
應該是可以拎白卡

353
00:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,318
也對,那你們就多一個共通點

354
00:17:06,318 --> 00:17:07,486
(凌晨12點23分)

355
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:11,240
(凌晨12點24分)

356
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:16,369
{\an8}(你想找天出去嗎?啾啾)

357
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:17,704
你個死蠢

358
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,100
這就是你的永遠嗎?

359
00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,187
困在這個單位裏

360
00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:53,156
出去吧

361
00:18:01,957 --> 00:18:05,043
好吧,好,那也不太差

362
00:18:07,713 --> 00:18:09,006
攞命

363
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,473
唏,你會不會剛好知道

364
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,475
- 如何叫一隻白鴿離開你的家?
- 甚麼?

365
00:18:22,603 --> 00:18:23,437
算了

366
00:18:24,438 --> 00:18:26,356
- 你沒事嘛?
- 不算無事

367
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,691
艾美有覆你嗎?

368
00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:29,359
說來好笑,她沒有

369
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:31,278
- 這邊
- 可憐,對不起

370
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,529
你有拿回你條裙嗎?

371
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:33,822
不,我沒有

372
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,616
聽著,肯定還有其他辦法

373
00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:37,367
沒了,我無計了

374
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,746
真希望艾姨在這裏,她肯定知道點做

375
00:18:41,914 --> 00:18:45,083
根據你...對我講她的事情

376
00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:47,461
她應該會直接把條裙從他身上扯下來吧?

377
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,422
放開我

378
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,178
莉莎,永遠不要讓壞人贏

379
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:07,564
當然了

380
00:19:08,106 --> 00:19:10,859
- 天呀,就是這樣
- 甚麼?

381
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,820
好吧,跟我來

382
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:15,447
好,我們要去哪裏?

383
00:19:46,979 --> 00:19:48,230
你可以讓開嗎?我要落車

384
00:19:48,230 --> 00:19:50,858
我想你知道,你是一個壞人

385
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,442
是你逼我這樣做的

386
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:56,029
我也想在場的各位
還有互聯網上的所有觀眾

387
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:59,408
都知道以下發生的事情是因他而起

388
00:19:59,992 --> 00:20:02,619
對,你該死,不好意思,我不知你名字

389
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:04,329
泰萊

390
00:20:04,329 --> 00:20:05,831
謝謝,泰萊,你該死

391
00:20:05,831 --> 00:20:07,624
對,泰萊,你該死

392
00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:10,669
可以請你拿著嗎?正在拍片

393
00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:12,796
- 甚麼?
- 丹尼會解釋

394
00:20:14,006 --> 00:20:15,465
- 發生甚麼事?
- 我不知道

395
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,718
我覺得應該聽她講

396
00:20:20,429 --> 00:20:21,430
準備好了嗎?

397
00:20:22,890 --> 00:20:23,891
不要

398
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:34,651
好吧

399
00:20:53,629 --> 00:20:55,088
我就繼續了

400
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,301
他尷尬了

401
00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:12,272
得了

402
00:21:13,065 --> 00:21:15,859
- 你做甚麼?
- 這不值得

403
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:20,864
聽著外面有點凍,如果你要發癲

404
00:21:20,864 --> 00:21:23,033
就應該帶著這個

405
00:21:24,826 --> 00:21:26,411
非常感謝

406
00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:27,996
反正我有多套衫,所以...

407
00:21:30,207 --> 00:21:31,333
我都估到你有

408
00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:56,400
快走

409
00:21:59,945 --> 00:22:01,071
拜託

410
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:10,622
再見

411
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:12,958
- 下次好運
- 是但吧

412
00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,793
天呀,你有無見到?

413
00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,589
那應該是我做過最有型的事

414
00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:20,340
對,是很正

415
00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:24,094
- 弊,我不是這個站落車
- 甚麼?

416
00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:27,931
那是甚麼?

417
00:22:30,142 --> 00:22:31,435
信我,你不會想知

418
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,023
提提我,這怎麼不是擅闖民居?

419
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,400
因為我有用鎖匙

420
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:41,528
你別緊張好嗎?我很快就搞掂

421
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:44,740
然後要回去找鞋子,免得被人拿上網拍賣

422
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,700
聽著,我完事再打給你

423
00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:12,935
講笑吧

424
00:23:17,356 --> 00:23:19,316
- 我有好消息
- 講來聽聽

425
00:23:19,316 --> 00:23:20,400
只是陰毛內生

426
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,110
- 甚麼?
- 艾美,她覆了我

427
00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:23,695
不是吧,真的?

428
00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:25,489
信我,最意外的肯定是我

429
00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:26,990
好吧,她怎麼說?

430
00:23:26,990 --> 00:23:29,743
她說只是一條很好看,無害的內生陰毛

431
00:23:29,743 --> 00:23:31,245
莉莎,我不用死

432
00:23:32,579 --> 00:23:33,747
丹尼,那太好了

433
00:23:34,498 --> 00:23:35,707
等等,你穿著甚麼?

434
00:23:36,625 --> 00:23:39,461
原來艾姨大部分東西都已經存倉

435
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:43,131
所以我現在穿得好像1970年代的梳化

436
00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:44,508
不,很好看,形象鮮明

437
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:46,134
好啦,隨便吧,我要收線了

438
00:23:46,134 --> 00:23:47,886
- 下次同樣時間?
- 下次同樣時間

439
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:48,971
遲些見

440
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,474
你好,又見了

441
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:02,276
安息吧,癲雀

442
00:24:05,737 --> 00:24:07,531
(哈,只是陰毛內生,啾)

443
00:24:23,213 --> 00:24:24,590
小朋友,一路順風

444
00:24:28,177 --> 00:24:30,762
{\an8}(唏,謝謝你幫我看多一眼)

445
00:24:30,762 --> 00:24:33,765
{\an8}(如果你還有興趣,我想跟你見面)

446
00:24:44,026 --> 00:24:45,277
講笑吧

447
00:25:37,412 --> 00:25:39,414
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