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{\an8}(下午4點58分)

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你沒事吧?

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沒事,抱歉,我只是在消除壓力

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妳知道衛星導航會讓我很緊張

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是

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妳知道我每年在工作中見到多少件

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衛星導航事故理賠嗎?

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一大堆,全國幾乎有四分之一的人發生過

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抱歉,不談工作

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這次休假完全是家庭時間

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我真的很高興我們出來玩,就我們三個

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就我們三個?

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只是,妳說家庭時間時,我...

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這裡,我們到了

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- 嗨
- 嗨

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你邀請了你爸媽

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抱歉,妳不會介意吧?

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不會...別說傻話了,沒關係,這樣很好

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太棒了,維吉家

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集合

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- 好耶
- 好耶

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- 小寶貝來了
- 她來了,打個招呼

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- 哈囉
- 嗨,麗莎

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她還好嗎?她看起來有點憔悴

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《愛情夜未眠》

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嗨,維仔的男女粉絲

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歡迎回到我的頻道

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我是馬克維吉

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今天我邀請到一位非常特別的來賓

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還沒

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他叫羅素,在法律上是我的繼父

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但對我來說,他就是我的爸爸

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而且他超瘋癲

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嗨,維仔的粉絲,大家安安

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“安安”,我不知道他會那樣說
他真是瘋了

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- 真是一對寶
- 是啊

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像一對小孩

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- 他們很合得來,對吧?
- 對,一直是那樣

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馬克讀小學時

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老師問他長大後想成為什麼

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妳猜他說了什麼?

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- 閃電波特?
- 一位繼父

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是嗎?不會吧,在九歲的時候?

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就是說啊

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今天,我們要開箱科爾曼草地木...

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- 是
- 充氣式頂級...能幫我一下嗎?

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- 充氣式頂級帳篷
- 這好重

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我們稍後會將它搭起來,並評論陽光牌...

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往上移一點,寶貝

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陽光牌20公升攜帶式露營馬桶

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先劇透一下,它超棒

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我等不及了

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我們挖到寶了,對吧?在男人這方面

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我們準備好開始了

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我跟妳還真像

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有嗎?

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看他寵愛帕琵的樣子
好像他是她的親生爸爸

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對,帕琵真的很愛他

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他真的是,對吧?

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對吧?

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對...

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妳和馬克邀我們一起來玩真是太好了

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是,應該的

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馬克小時候,我們會去法國露營

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那地方真美

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隆格多克胡西雍

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帕琵會很喜歡那裡

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妳應該提議去玩,他會非常開心

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好,也許明年吧

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隆格多克胡西雍,說吧,妳試著說說看

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- 隆格多...
- 隆格多克

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- 隆格多克
- 不對...隆格多克

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但他一定會聽懂的

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- 對吧?
- 拜託

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既然要做,就要做到正確

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- 我們分段慢慢來,好嗎?
- 好...來吧

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- 隆
- 隆

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不對,仔細聽,隆

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- 隆
- 沒錯

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接下來,格

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格

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- 格
- 格

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仔細聽...格...

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- 格...
- 格,對,很好

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再來,多克...

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- 多克
- 看吧,我就知道妳學得會

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- 好,接下來,胡西雍
- 對了

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我要拿走這個,因為我得上個廁所

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太好了,我們需要有人用它

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- 好讓我在下個影片中評論
- 不要

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拜託,我只需要一點資訊
坐起來舒服嗎?

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- 不,別說了,我不要
- 它會不會太快裝滿

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- 然後碰到...那裡?
- 好噁,不要,維仔

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你真會充氣

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我是誰?

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天啊,你剛才在睡覺?

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我本來不確定你會不會接

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我想你可能還對我有點生氣

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生什麼氣?

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因為我沒有告訴你克蘿伊的事

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對,我忘記那件事了

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不過我很抱歉

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我知道,我知道妳很抱歉

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現在幾點?

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剛過9點

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- 晚上嗎?
- 對

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- 太好了,那表示他走了
- 誰走了?

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工人,房東總算要替浴室重貼磁磚

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所以有個人來我家施工
叫瑞克、雷夫、羅恩之類的

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他今天早上7點就出現,糟透了

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妳知道我無法跟真實的人交流

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尤其是會使用工具的人

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你昨晚有看比賽嗎?

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有,我看了,我不可能...錯過比賽

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對,兵工廠踢得很好吧?

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對...

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他們是一群可愛的男孩

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我很同情薩拉

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- 就是說啊
- 他那球沒有越位

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越位?沒有

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他根本沒碰到邊界,離得可遠了

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- 你沒看比賽,對吧?
- 我沒看,抱歉

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我很害怕接觸性運動

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我只是...

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所以,我做了唯一合理的事

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我喝光一瓶咳嗽糖漿

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讓自己昏睡,睡到他回家

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那算是浪費了一天,對吧?

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說得對,說到浪費了一天
妳的露營還好嗎?

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我玩得非常開心

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如何?看起來可信嗎?

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一點也不

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如果妳不喜歡露營,幹嘛同意要去?

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因為維仔很喜歡

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我只是以為我們三個人來會很棒

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結果維仔邀請了他爸媽

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維仔的爸媽是怎樣的人?

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他繼父人不錯,很有趣

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是嗎?那媽媽呢?

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克莉絲汀很友善

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她充滿了正能量

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她真的是個非常好的人

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我討厭死她了

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我這樣會很壞嗎?

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我告訴過妳了
妳就是個人渣,大家都知道

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- 那是什麼聲音?
- 什麼?

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聽起來像腳步聲

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- 天啊,好像那部電影的聲音
- 這形容太模糊了

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哈囉...有人在那裡嗎?

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- 那是什麼?
- 不知道,我啥都看不見

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- 天啊
- 怎麼了?

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天啊,這裡有一大群牛

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牛?

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牛會主動攻擊嗎?

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不,當然不會

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其實我不知道,等我一下,我查查看

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“牛會主動攻擊嗎?”好

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會,牠們會主動攻擊,而且...還會殺人

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什麼?

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丹尼...

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丹尼

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- 我等等再打給妳
- 不...你不能掛斷

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不,丹尼,這真的很恐怖...

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你好

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從前,我曾墜入愛河

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如今我支離破碎

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我束手無策,這是心之全蝕

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- 你好
- 你好嗎?

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你還在這裡啊?

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對,我想說要繼續做

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試著一次就全部搞定...除非有什麼問題

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其實我只是...

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對,這些磁磚很漂亮

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我家浴室也用一樣的

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我另一半選的

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品味一直很棒

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總之,我很快就會完成了

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很好

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你想喝杯茶嗎?

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好啊,太好了,謝謝

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嗨,牛先生

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麗莎

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- 妳還好吧?
- 我很好

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那妳在躲誰?

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我沒躲人,傻瓜,我只是想獨處一下

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跟牛一起?

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對

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這群牛突然就出現了

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跟這週末突然出現的人一樣

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麗莎,我很抱歉,我根本想都沒想

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他們在這裡沒關係吧?

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我不太能請他們離開

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不,當然沒關係

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我很喜歡羅素

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還有克莉絲汀

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我只是以為我們要好好享受三人的時光

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那還是辦得到,要不要我訂位
去剛才路過的那家漂亮酒吧?

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明天晚上,就我們三個人

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- 真的嗎?
- 當然

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我爸媽不會介意坐在別桌

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好...聽起來不錯

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太好了,要回去了嗎?

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好,我們回去吧,對

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我必須說

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看妳穿著連帽外套,帶著攜帶式馬桶...

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- 閉嘴
- 妳從沒這麼性感過

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靠

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親愛的,妳傷到腿了嗎?

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對,扭傷腳踝了

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- 扭傷?那個腳踝嗎?
- 對

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- 不,妳沒扭傷
- 什麼?

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相信受過專業訓練的物理治療師吧

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拉傷?有可能,瘀傷?或許吧

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扭傷?不可能
人扭傷腳踝的話一定會知道

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我知道啊,我扭傷腳踝了

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不,等妳扭傷就知道

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對,我知道我扭傷它了

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不,等妳扭傷就知道

219
00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,787
- 我知道我扭傷了
- 好

220
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:04,831
- 但等妳扭傷就知道
- 我們去睡吧

221
00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:07,334
- 好嗎?
- 好...

222
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,502
晚安,媽

223
00:11:25,936 --> 00:11:29,356
(新醫學症狀,腳踝扭傷的症狀)

224
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,274
(丹尼)

225
00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,444
那些牛可能會殺了我

226
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:35,737
他還在這裡

227
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:36,947
什麼?誰還在那裡?

228
00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,700
瑞克,或雷夫
或不管他叫什麼,那位工人

229
00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,743
- 他還在那裡?
- 對,很奇怪吧?

230
00:11:41,743 --> 00:11:43,161
丹尼,那太奇怪了

231
00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:45,497
我該怎麼辦?我不能再喝一瓶咳嗽糖漿

232
00:11:45,497 --> 00:11:46,665
家裡都沒了

233
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:50,002
- 那是什麼聲音?
- 我不知道,等等再打給妳

234
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:55,465
你好

235
00:11:56,758 --> 00:12:00,345
抱歉,這磁磚從我手中滑掉了

236
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,055
沒關係,那只是一塊磁磚

237
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:06,435
不,這不只是一塊磁磚,它有更大的意義

238
00:12:07,853 --> 00:12:10,230
抱歉,我不知道我怎麼會那樣

239
00:12:12,858 --> 00:12:15,027
對,我完成大部分的填縫了

240
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:18,530
現在只是在等風乾,所以...

241
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,867
不,我說過我不會哭

242
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,077
我不會哭

243
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:28,081
對,請不要這樣,別哭,工人

244
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,416
抱歉,我只是...

245
00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:32,669
我和我丈夫克里斯大吵了一架

246
00:12:34,463 --> 00:12:37,049
他希望我配合他的嚴格標準

247
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,427
但我不會照做,我不會照做,丹尼

248
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:41,970
對,別照做

249
00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:46,141
我喜歡足球,那就顯得我頭腦簡單嗎?

250
00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,437
- 不,不會,沒錯
- 不會...

251
00:12:51,063 --> 00:12:52,981
我也跟別人一樣喜歡歌劇

252
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:55,359
我只是說歌劇的票價有點貴

253
00:12:55,359 --> 00:12:57,152
那就代表我很庸俗嗎?

254
00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,571
- 不會
- 不,不會

255
00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:02,199
還有,如果你要買一組露台座椅

256
00:13:02,199 --> 00:13:03,867
為什麼一定要柳條編的?

257
00:13:05,536 --> 00:13:07,746
塑膠的才不會腐爛,對吧?

258
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,916
- 對,不會腐爛
- 對,不會腐爛

259
00:13:11,667 --> 00:13:14,044
他說我是沒文化的穴居人

260
00:13:15,796 --> 00:13:16,839
你能相信嗎?

261
00:13:16,839 --> 00:13:19,424
老實說,我無法相信現在發生的一切

262
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:21,218
我今晚不會回家找他了

263
00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,930
誰叫他對我說了那些狠毒的話

264
00:13:32,104 --> 00:13:33,230
他要在你家過夜?

265
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:35,232
對,我總不能讓他睡廂型車吧?

266
00:13:35,232 --> 00:13:37,609
- 他現在人在哪?
- 他在睡覺

267
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:41,613
我想他是因為貼磁磚和大哭而累壞了

268
00:13:44,116 --> 00:13:46,034
- 我晚點打給你
- 好

269
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,327
睡不著嗎?

270
00:13:49,079 --> 00:13:51,665
- 我也是
- 對,我只是出來透透氣

271
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,251
妳的腳踝還好嗎?

272
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,337
還是扭傷中

273
00:13:58,005 --> 00:13:59,006
好吧

274
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,468
我能加入嗎?

275
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,850
我得去小解一下

276
00:14:13,187 --> 00:14:14,813
愛情很美好吧?

277
00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:19,359
我跟那個男人認識以來,沒有一天分開過

278
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,862
連我做子宮切除術時
他都全程握著我的手

279
00:14:22,613 --> 00:14:24,448
我一進他所在的公司上班

280
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,158
就心想:“我要定他了”

281
00:14:26,867 --> 00:14:31,747
我回家後,在一張紙上寫下
“我會和羅素結婚”

282
00:14:31,747 --> 00:14:32,873
然後貼在牆上

283
00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:36,376
當妳向宇宙說出心願時

284
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,712
宇宙會給予回應

285
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:41,548
這個想法真不錯

286
00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:45,719
而且結婚這麼多年
那檔事的情況應該變得很慘

287
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:46,803
天啊

288
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,598
- 沒有嗎?
- 沒有

289
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,477
- 沒有
- 沒有?

290
00:14:54,645 --> 00:14:56,063
不,那感覺很舒暢

291
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:57,147
當妳信任一個人

292
00:14:57,814 --> 00:14:59,024
妳可以大膽嘗試

293
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:01,610
可以挑戰很多禁忌

294
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,572
羅素跑去哪裡了?

295
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:08,700
- 妳們丟下我,自己聊天?
- 快來一起聊吧,嗨

296
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,328
羅素小解完了

297
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,290
看看我們,都在熬夜

298
00:15:16,375 --> 00:15:17,501
知道我們該做什麼嗎?

299
00:15:18,001 --> 00:15:19,878
- 我們應該來玩...
- 不

300
00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,089
維吉維吉乒砰

301
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:23,924
- 沒錯
- 好嗎?

302
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:27,261
- 好啊
- 好耶,來吧

303
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:29,513
什麼是維吉維吉乒砰?

304
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,723
那是他們發明的家族遊戲

305
00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,892
- 規則是什麼?
- 我不知道

306
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:36,019
他們跟我解釋過百萬次了

307
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,729
我根本搞不懂

308
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:38,814
跟我解釋一下

309
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:41,441
好,以下是我能理解的部分

310
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,277
吃火腿

311
00:15:43,277 --> 00:15:44,695
遊戲中有火腿

312
00:15:44,695 --> 00:15:46,113
妳只知道這個?火腿?

313
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:49,449
對,他們會丟火腿
我不知道為什麼,他們就是會丟

314
00:15:49,449 --> 00:15:50,742
一定有個理由吧

315
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:52,703
瑞奇

316
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:53,620
那是誰?

317
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,206
瑞奇,我是克里斯,我只是想跟你談談

318
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:59,042
- 喂,等等,這是怎麼回事?
- 瑞奇,拜託

319
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,796
- 哪位瑞奇?
- 答得好

320
00:16:02,796 --> 00:16:04,047
瑞奇,我知道你在裡面

321
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:05,966
你怎麼知道他在這?

322
00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,551
對,你怎麼知道我在這?

323
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:11,013
我找到你手機的定位了
你的廂型車也停在外面

324
00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:12,389
而且你剛才說了話

325
00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,017
這太蠢了,讓我進去

326
00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,102
我該怎麼辦?

327
00:16:20,397 --> 00:16:22,441
- 他該怎麼辦?
- 跟他談談

328
00:16:22,441 --> 00:16:24,234
他很痛苦,你聽不出來嗎?

329
00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,445
這份痛苦,你得...

330
00:16:26,445 --> 00:16:28,113
你們得好好談談

331
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:32,659
等我一下,我要穿褲子

332
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:37,080
丹尼,我得掛電話了
他們在布置那該死的遊戲

333
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:41,084
好啊,讓我自己面對
像戀愛實境秀的伴侶諮商

334
00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:44,505
- 嗨
- 嗨

335
00:16:44,505 --> 00:16:45,506
我叫丹尼

336
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,216
好,你現在要躲我?

337
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,885
你們也許想私下談?好

338
00:16:49,885 --> 00:16:51,094
我不想聽這些

339
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:55,265
維仔

340
00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:57,017
你必須幫我贏這個遊戲

341
00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,394
我們可以結為同盟,我們能互相幫助

342
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,481
麗莎,那是作弊,妳知道我不能那樣

343
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,815
那違反了所有

344
00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,901
- 維吉家的家規
- 維仔

345
00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:07,778
抱歉

346
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:09,905
至少這次別那麼用力丟火腿

347
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:10,989
我儘量

348
00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,076
妳聽這個

349
00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,953
- 我去看了《費加洛婚禮》
- 是

350
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,412
- 《魔笛》
- 是

351
00:17:17,412 --> 00:17:18,829
我看得開心嗎?不

352
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,333
每次我以為他們要消停時
他們反而更大聲

353
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:24,377
- 總之,妳的遊戲怎麼樣了?
- 還沒開始

354
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,047
丹尼,我討厭這遊戲,我總是輸

355
00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:31,927
也許你可以幫我

356
00:17:32,553 --> 00:17:34,555
- 等等,要怎麼幫?
- 對,就是這樣

357
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,807
維吉維吉乒砰,你要幫我贏這個遊戲

358
00:17:36,807 --> 00:17:39,226
我不確定,麗莎,我這邊有一對戀人

359
00:17:39,226 --> 00:17:40,435
拜託你,丹尼

360
00:17:40,435 --> 00:17:43,230
克莉絲汀每次都打敗我
我得贏過她,一次就好

361
00:17:43,230 --> 00:17:44,314
拜託幫幫我

362
00:17:44,898 --> 00:17:47,860
好啦,但這次結束後
我不會再幫助別人了,好嗎?

363
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:49,820
好,別掛電話...好

364
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,116
你還好嗎?需要幫你布置嗎?

365
00:17:55,117 --> 00:17:56,034
(晚上11點58分)

366
00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,828
好,暴龍的小短手就緒

367
00:17:57,828 --> 00:17:59,288
迅猛龍蛋潤滑完畢

368
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:01,999
恐龍山建好了

369
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:06,920
好,來吧,維吉家的各位
我們上,遊戲開始

370
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,173
喂,把我往上移一點

371
00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,801
- 好一點了嗎?
- 好,這樣很好

372
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,595
準備好了嗎?拿穩了嗎?

373
00:18:15,220 --> 00:18:18,390
- 去吧,恐龍翻斗車
- 好耶

374
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,684
衝啊...

375
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:21,977
繼續,你可以的

376
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:25,856
- 好耶
- 維吉維吉

377
00:18:25,856 --> 00:18:26,940
乒砰

378
00:18:27,524 --> 00:18:29,902
天啊,這真像海豹部隊追捕賓拉登的畫面

379
00:18:29,902 --> 00:18:31,236
她上場了

380
00:18:31,236 --> 00:18:32,821
只是差了很多

381
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,574
那是什麼瓜?

382
00:18:35,574 --> 00:18:37,993
- 蜜瓜
- 上面塗了什麼?

383
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,161
我不知道

384
00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:40,579
應該是沙拉醬

385
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:41,997
妳可以的

386
00:18:41,997 --> 00:18:44,666
他們一定是預期會玩恐龍翻斗車
才帶了那個

387
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:47,419
- 好耶,乒砰
- 很好,衝啊

388
00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:48,837
很好,妳行的

389
00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:53,884
真可惜,對吧?

390
00:18:53,884 --> 00:18:56,470
吃火腿...

391
00:18:56,470 --> 00:18:59,973
- 好耶,吃火腿...
- 好耶

392
00:18:59,973 --> 00:19:02,726
她腳踝瘀傷還表現得這麼好

393
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,144
是扭傷

394
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,146
好,問答時間

395
00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,525
我不得不說,這遊戲真不錯

396
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:12,069
(午夜12點24分)

397
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,113
好,誰是《阿凡達》的導演?

398
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:18,116
這個我知道,詹姆斯卡麥隆

399
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,369
- 不對,是柏林圍牆
- 什麼?

400
00:19:20,369 --> 00:19:23,497
- 答錯了
- 抱歉

401
00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,332
怎麼會?

402
00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:28,293
就我看來,羅素把拇指放在眉毛

403
00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,586
兩隻手指放在口袋

404
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:32,297
那代表這是“上三題”規則

405
00:19:32,297 --> 00:19:35,008
上三題,答案是柏林圍牆

406
00:19:35,843 --> 00:19:37,261
吃火腿

407
00:19:39,471 --> 00:19:41,765
我今晚會吃下一整頭豬

408
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,058
(午夜12點51分)

409
00:19:43,058 --> 00:19:46,061
我知道克莉絲汀現在領先
但我不知道是怎麼算的

410
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:47,729
因為她在上一回合是巴比錢包

411
00:19:47,729 --> 00:19:49,356
回合?什麼...

412
00:19:49,356 --> 00:19:51,108
- 還有回合?
- 對,有17個回合

413
00:19:51,108 --> 00:19:52,109
這遊戲很棒

414
00:19:52,109 --> 00:19:53,986
你說17是什麼意思?你怎麼知道?

415
00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:56,238
妳沒事吧?嗨,丹尼

416
00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:57,531
嗨,維仔

417
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:58,866
待會再聊

418
00:19:58,866 --> 00:20:00,868
妳要的話,我可以請他們別再丟火腿

419
00:20:00,868 --> 00:20:03,787
- 我可以說妳開始吃素了
- 五分鐘前開始的嗎?

420
00:20:03,787 --> 00:20:04,705
有道理

421
00:20:04,705 --> 00:20:08,000
我可以幫妳吃火腿,好嗎?
讓我當妳的火腿代理人

422
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,210
- 我的火腿代理人?
- 對...我不介意

423
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:11,962
額外補充蛋白質,對吧?

424
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:14,298
謝謝你,維仔

425
00:20:17,259 --> 00:20:19,303
別這樣,別搔我癢

426
00:20:19,303 --> 00:20:23,765
- 維仔
- 好了,維吉家參賽者,中場休息結束

427
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:25,267
比賽開始

428
00:20:25,267 --> 00:20:30,439
我欣賞你和你的本來樣貌,在這一刻

429
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:32,983
以及我們未來的所有時刻

430
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:34,985
- 過來
- 我們別吵了

431
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,583
- 他在這裡,我們的救星
- 是

432
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:51,752
不,我只是...我很高興你們和好了

433
00:20:51,752 --> 00:20:53,587
- 對,我根本想不起來...
- 對

434
00:20:53,587 --> 00:20:55,005
我們為什麼吵架

435
00:20:55,506 --> 00:20:58,550
我會買一張季票送他
讓他跟我一起去看足球

436
00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:01,386
- 對吧?
- 對,那有待討論

437
00:21:01,386 --> 00:21:04,640
- 對,抱歉,有待討論
- 有待討論

438
00:21:05,849 --> 00:21:08,101
我們打算喝一杯

439
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:09,811
- 今天太累人了
- 天啊

440
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,480
好,很好

441
00:21:15,526 --> 00:21:16,610
你家有杏仁酒嗎?

442
00:21:17,194 --> 00:21:23,367
好,麗莎,告訴我
誰吃了女巫院子裡的梨子?

443
00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,330
- 我不知道
- 不,妳知道

444
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:30,290
- 很明顯是克莉絲汀
- 我以為是維仔

445
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,292
不是,他是洋蔥寶寶

446
00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,211
天啊,真想不到

447
00:21:34,211 --> 00:21:36,672
對,是克莉絲汀,說克莉絲汀

448
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:39,132
克莉絲汀?

449
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,759
- 答對了
- 答對了

450
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,929
哇,答得好

451
00:21:43,929 --> 00:21:45,097
好

452
00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:49,268
現在克莉絲汀和麗莎並列第一

453
00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:51,562
所以下一題是決勝題

454
00:21:51,562 --> 00:21:52,771
來了

455
00:21:55,315 --> 00:22:01,071
答對這題就獲勝
誰贏得了第二次世界大戰?

456
00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,531
- 里昂王族
- 是嗎?

457
00:22:02,531 --> 00:22:05,284
我不知道
但他們確實發過幾張很棒的專輯

458
00:22:05,284 --> 00:22:07,452
- 沒錯
- 等等,你們看,看羅素

459
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:09,830
這是“上三題”答題規則,她贏了

460
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,039
答對了

461
00:22:13,292 --> 00:22:14,376
好耶

462
00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,837
- 妳做到了,妳好棒
- 她成功了

463
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,005
而且妳不需要別人幫忙

464
00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,215
謝謝,維仔

465
00:22:23,427 --> 00:22:25,762
太棒了,好耶

466
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,310
- 天啊,做得好
- 她辦到了

467
00:22:31,310 --> 00:22:34,479
- 對,妳表現得真好
- 妳好棒,好耶

468
00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:43,030
誰是垃圾桶中的王?

469
00:22:43,947 --> 00:22:46,074
好,這一段沒道理,我以為遊戲結束了

470
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:48,785
- 這是閉幕儀式
- 當然了

471
00:22:55,501 --> 00:22:56,502
我們走吧

472
00:22:57,753 --> 00:23:00,964
你好像不明白
這對我來說意義多重大,丹尼

473
00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,591
我要把這件事放進履歷

474
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:03,967
妳記得妳作弊了吧?

475
00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,552
對,但最後一題沒有

476
00:23:05,552 --> 00:23:08,347
的確,恭喜妳發現那是“上三題”規則

477
00:23:08,347 --> 00:23:11,642
- 很厲害
- 看吧,我有時還是會聽你的

478
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:13,644
我贏了

479
00:23:14,937 --> 00:23:18,273
- 我贏了...
- 妳贏了...

480
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,696
- 我差不多該掛電話了
- 好,晚安

481
00:23:24,696 --> 00:23:25,781
晚安,冠軍

482
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:29,034
再見

483
00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:34,581
- 贏得漂亮
- 謝謝

484
00:23:36,667 --> 00:23:39,211
我希望妳把這個遊戲傳給帕琵

485
00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:42,005
還有妳和馬克的孩子

486
00:23:42,506 --> 00:23:43,590
等時機成熟時

487
00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:47,386
看起來應該快了

488
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,014
什麼?

489
00:23:51,723 --> 00:23:54,351
我是說,現在隨時都有可能

490
00:23:55,018 --> 00:23:56,520
隨時都有可能怎樣?

491
00:23:57,271 --> 00:23:58,313
發生那件事

492
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,148
哪件事?

493
00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:03,819
有人求婚

494
00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,615
我最愛的兩個女生在聊什麼?

495
00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:10,325
沒什麼

496
00:24:10,993 --> 00:24:13,495
好了,我們明天早上見

497
00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:14,955
- 好
- 晚安

498
00:24:14,955 --> 00:24:16,039
晚安

499
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,169
我要上床睡覺了,妳呢?

500
00:24:20,169 --> 00:24:22,087
好...我很快就進去

501
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:26,133
那好,好

502
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:42,524
太好了,妳的腳踝好了

503
00:24:43,901 --> 00:24:45,235
對

504
00:25:44,670 --> 00:25:46,672
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