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(晚上10點34分)

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(寧靜夜晚茶)

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一切都還好嗎?

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我只是在一間
叫自助洗衣店的自助洗衣店外

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- 想著妳到底在哪裡
- 什麼?丹尼,你去找我了?

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- 丹尼,我真的很抱歉
- 晚安,麗莎

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我...

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喂

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(八天後)

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- 我媽傳簡訊來說帕琵睡死了
- 是嗎?

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我不意外,他們今天帶她去北歐式健走

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好

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那個茶如何?

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店員說對他很有效,它有幫助妳入睡嗎?

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有啊,我每次喝的時候

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那味道都讓我快昏倒,所以...

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我要跟你推薦的老師做睡前瑜伽了

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- 太好了,對,蕾貝卡
- 對

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她是非常正面的老師
對妳的心態會大有幫助

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- 你最愛好心態了
- 聽我說

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我在參加她的課之前
完全不知道我的心態有多糟

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但現在我覺得我的心態...

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我...很高興妳的生活變得更有規律

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在前幾天晚上的事之後

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對,我也是

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好,我該睡了

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晚點見,我晚點真的會上去

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太好了

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- 對
- 好

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我忘了問妳

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妳知道我爸為帕琵做的木馬嗎?

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天啊

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好,你得跟我走

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知道啊

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妳知道它在哪嗎?
我四處都找過了,卻找不到

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他們明天想拍她騎木馬的照片

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照片?為什麼?

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要放在我們家的電子報《維吉尖端》

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我爸想跟澳洲的親戚炫耀

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他說那是他最棒的木工作品

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是,我想它大概在帕琵的衣櫃裡

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我找過那裡,但我再去看看好了

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不,不用,我去吧,你累了

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- 妳確定嗎?
- 是

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好吧,那...

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待會見

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真煩

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《愛情夜未眠》

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好

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(嘿,做瑜伽累死我了)

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(我出門散步,放鬆一下)

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(整理我的心...態,麗莎留)

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這太過頭了

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我不是在看妳睡覺,別誤會

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- 好
- 不...我能...

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我能理解妳為何覺得我在看妳...

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對,因為你確實在看我睡覺

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但我站著...好,沒錯,我在看...

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但不是以很變態的方式...

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看女人睡覺還有不變態的方式嗎?

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有,我聽說...有很多種

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好,我倒要聽聽看

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好,沒問題

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第一,《睡美人》

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男人不只是看

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還親吻睡夢中的女人,讓她活過來

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而且那是個王子

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好,首先,王子也可能很變態

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這點應該眾所皆知

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第二,那故事其實經不起時代考驗

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它有點問題

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還有更多例子
第二,醫師監視昏迷的病人

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在那個情境中

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我會覺得你當醫師只是為了看女人睡覺

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我保證,我不是在看妳睡覺

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你總是這麼容易被捉弄嗎?

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對,出了名地容易,妳耍到我了

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還有半夜的果醬夾心餅大餐

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那一點也不詭異

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事實上,我是在思考如何對妳說一件事

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我以為趁妳睡著時說是個好主意

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- 我只是想...
- 為什麼?你想說什麼?

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謝謝妳,真的

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謝我什麼?跟你上床?

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不是...不對,那我也很感謝
那很棒,很好

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但是,不,我是想謝謝妳再次給我機會

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你是指經過了...

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- 讓它出來...
- 天啊

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我的手指,你要做什麼?

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對,經過那件事之後

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- 沒關係
- 沒關係?

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如果有關係,我還會在這裡嗎?

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那是一場意外

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我已經釋懷了,你也該釋懷

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我會的,謝謝妳

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等等

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沒事,只是需要一點技巧,還有...

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- 我來...
- 不,別幫我

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我得學著像這樣生活

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這茶真好喝

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妳好煩

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嗨,我是丹尼,對,我本來想錄個

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有趣好笑的留言,但我想不到點子
所以,對

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所以我...請留言給我,我會回電

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嗨

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你還醒著嗎?我顯然還醒著

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我只是在想,這大概是我們相隔最久

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沒聯絡的一次,自從...

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我是說...

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這是有史以來第一次

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所以,對,打個電話給我吧

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我知道前幾天晚上很不得了

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你為了我離開公寓

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謝謝你,你真好

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能讓我知道你沒事嗎?

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我不...我只是有點擔心你

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好,謝謝,再見,丹尼

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天啊,我今晚已經夠累了

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- 你找過箱子裡了嗎?
- 我正在找

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- 對,但你有仔細找嗎?
- 我在翻看每個箱子

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誰會把護照放在倉庫裡?

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妳能閉上嘴幫我找嗎?

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你真是個沒用的廢物

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絕對不要結婚

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你還開玩笑?

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什麼叫我的東西都不見了?

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聽著,佛萊迪,你太神經質了

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你在暗指什麼?

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我正在慢慢搬出公寓,好讓你不會察覺?

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出來,小貓,看我拿了什麼?

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妳有看到一隻貓在附近晃嗎?

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貓?沒有,抱歉

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有隻臭貓咪跑進倉庫裡四處破壞物品

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我剛才差點就抓到牠,卻讓牠成功掙脫

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可憐的小貓一定是被困住了

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牠一定很害怕

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是...讓妳心碎了吧?

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好,我要繼續找了

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出來,小貓,快出來,然後我會宰了你

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天啊

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能不能別再嚇我了?

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好

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什麼?你在後面嗎?

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天啊

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嗨,朋友

146
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你好

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真希望我能帶你回家

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帕琵會很喜歡貓的

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維仔會過敏,抱歉

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哈囉,朋友

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好,在外面要平安,好嗎?

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天啊

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CD隨身聽

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哇

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“麗莎奧斯古很棒”

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-《侏羅紀公園》
- 1993年

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《侏羅紀公園2》

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不是只能問《侏羅紀公園》系列

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你不知道嗎?

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1997年

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- 對...的確
- 我很厲害,相當厲害

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你熟知電影發行的年份

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- 是啊,還不賴
- 對

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但我要找一部你不知道的

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- 我會打敗你
- 這我喜歡,撂狠話

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繼續,再出一題考我

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-《歷險小恐龍》,這很難
- 對,這是電影

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妳知道答案嗎?

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- 是,我可以查
- 那我知道嗎?

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- 你知道?
- 對,我也知道

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我們同時說出來,看對方是否知道

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- 好,1988年
- 1988年

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沒錯,我們都贏了,比賽結束

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- 果醬夾心餅
- 吃果醬夾心餅

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我們應該再玩一次,不然餅乾會軟掉

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天啊,我完全忘記這個了

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丹尼,抱歉,傳了語音訊息
但我剛才發現我少女時期的日記

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你聽這個,“在潔西家的過夜派對

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我們看了《七夜怪談西洋篇》,被嚇壞了

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潔西在半夜起床

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我在走廊上夢遊”

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我從小就失眠

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“她以為我是那部電影的女主角
於是拿下牆上的一個盤子

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往我頭上扔,把整間房子的人都吵醒”

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天啊,這是什麼?

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“結果,我又自己一個人
在圖書館吃午餐,而且...”

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那篇不太有趣

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(晚上11點41分)

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(沒有更早的通知)

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你在哪裡?

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多虧安格斯的毛皮有自然浮力

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牠不可能溺水

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海獺有動物界中最厚的毛皮

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- 麗莎
- 嗨,亞當,抱歉,打擾了

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我只是在想...

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妳知道海獺的腋下有口袋嗎?

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什麼?

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牠們不是穿外套,而是在毛皮上有口袋

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這樣啊,真酷

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聽著,亞當,你有丹尼的消息嗎?
我大約有一星期

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沒跟他聯絡了,我開始有點擔心他

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妳覺得牠們會在裡面放什麼?

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我不知道,抱歉

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先暫時忘掉海獺的事

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我很難忘掉牠們

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能請你幫我一個小忙嗎?

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- 亞當
- 是

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我確認一下,妳真的想再次和我見面嗎?

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你真是個奇怪的傢伙

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常有人這麼說

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也許我們可以去我說的那家義大利餐廳

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如果不會太遠的話
我知道對你來說有困難

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不...不會有困難

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不,確實有困難,但我想試試看

215
00:12:55,025 --> 00:12:56,109
好

216
00:12:58,654 --> 00:13:01,281
我很高興我平安把妳送到門口了

217
00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,116
我的英雄

218
00:13:06,161 --> 00:13:08,121
亞當,你幹嘛跪在地上?

219
00:13:09,665 --> 00:13:11,917
丹尼,你沒事

220
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,961
我們在擔心你

221
00:13:15,087 --> 00:13:17,631
- 誰?
- 就是大家

222
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:19,007
- 一些人
- 一些人?

223
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,009
發生什麼事了?這是怎麼回事?

224
00:13:23,220 --> 00:13:24,221
不行

225
00:13:24,930 --> 00:13:26,181
不行怎樣?

226
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,309
我不能告訴你

227
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:31,061
你不能告訴我們什麼?

228
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,063
- 沒事
- 你不能告訴我們沒事?

229
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:37,860
好,抱歉,麗莎,我辦不到

230
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:38,944
麗莎?

231
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:40,612
當然了

232
00:13:42,281 --> 00:13:43,490
嗨,丹尼

233
00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:45,742
天啊,這真尷尬,是吧?

234
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,703
是,可不是嗎?

235
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,748
嗨,我是艾美,妳一定就是麗莎

236
00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:52,875
嗨...

237
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:55,127
等等,艾美,是那位...

238
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,253
是那位...

239
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,048
我很抱歉打擾你們

240
00:14:00,048 --> 00:14:01,758
怎麼回事?現在是怎樣?

241
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,137
抱歉,你是在問我嗎?

242
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,931
聽著,我得走了

243
00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:10,392
- 不...還真快
- 我的計程車馬上就到

244
00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,768
對,很快

245
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,146
請告訴她我們平常不會這樣

246
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:15,981
- 通常不會有這種事
- 真的不會

247
00:14:15,981 --> 00:14:17,274
沒關係

248
00:14:17,983 --> 00:14:19,943
蕾貝嘉狄摩妮死了

249
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,199
你是她的影迷嗎?

250
00:14:25,199 --> 00:14:29,745
牠是我最老的貓
你們打擾到牠的追思會了

251
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,169
我們已經默哀了47秒

252
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:41,340
所以如果大家能再安靜13秒

253
00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,050
我們就能唸誦悼詞了

254
00:14:54,228 --> 00:14:56,188
- 是我的計程車
- 妳該走了

255
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:59,149
- 我該走了,明天再聯絡
- 好,我們再聊

256
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,738
丹尼...等等,我可以解釋,我真的...

257
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:06,698
不

258
00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:11,954
好,如果大家都吵完了,繼續默哀

259
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,507
好

260
00:15:29,263 --> 00:15:30,472
嗨,貓咪

261
00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:33,684
抱歉,我不能帶你走

262
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:38,689
其實...

263
00:15:40,274 --> 00:15:43,360
我好像認識可以照顧你的人

264
00:15:46,280 --> 00:15:47,281
對

265
00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:52,995
剛剛好

266
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:00,752
可惡

267
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:04,965
對,還有你

268
00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:09,011
- 你好
- 妳好嗎?

269
00:16:11,889 --> 00:16:12,973
妳聽到了嗎?

270
00:16:13,974 --> 00:16:14,975
沒有

271
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:19,771
又怎麼了?

272
00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,441
這討厭的燈

273
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,205
身為成年海獺,安格斯每天需要吃

274
00:16:36,205 --> 00:16:39,750
重量等同牠體重四成的食物

275
00:16:39,750 --> 00:16:40,959
忘記拿東西了嗎?

276
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:43,504
- 你好嗎?
- 維仔

277
00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:48,008
抱歉,突然跑來找你
我出門跑步,結果莫名就跑來了

278
00:16:48,884 --> 00:16:50,928
- 你跑步過來?
- 其實我打算跑到月球

279
00:16:51,762 --> 00:16:53,931
- 那你大概走錯路了
- 不,抱歉

280
00:16:54,431 --> 00:16:57,142
我是指從地球到月球

281
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,019
大概有617988公里,對

282
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:01,271
我的目標是在60歲前,跑那麼長的距離

283
00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:03,690
很好,太棒了

284
00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:06,652
這是要送你的

285
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:09,363
就如我爸媽常說的
絕對不能空手拜訪別人家

286
00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:10,446
真好,謝謝

287
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:12,449
- 你想喝一杯嗎?
- 麗莎在這裡嗎?

288
00:17:13,492 --> 00:17:14,492
什麼?

289
00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:16,537
麗莎,她不在家

290
00:17:17,663 --> 00:17:19,623
不,她不在這裡,抱歉...沒有

291
00:17:19,623 --> 00:17:20,707
好

292
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,501
你把她搞丟了嗎?

293
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,127
有可能

294
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:29,675
抱歉,我...莫名就覺得她可能會來這裡

295
00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,846
- 這裡是客廳
- 那是口紅嗎?

296
00:17:33,846 --> 00:17:35,764
我跟你說過我女友艾美嗎?

297
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,391
我們非常認真交往

298
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:39,142
雙方都很投入,非常好

299
00:17:39,142 --> 00:17:41,562
- 太棒了,很好,恭喜你
- 對,很好,她很棒

300
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:44,982
我能借用你家洗手間嗎?

301
00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,651
可以

302
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:48,944
好,是往這裡走吧?

303
00:17:48,944 --> 00:17:51,446
其實不是,是在右邊,就在...

304
00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:54,700
你沒事吧?

305
00:17:54,700 --> 00:17:57,744
沒事...對了,那瓶酒是法國的

306
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:02,124
酒標上寫說跟雞肉和魚肉很搭

307
00:18:02,124 --> 00:18:04,126
我不是這方面的專家

308
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:07,212
但如果你要吃任何雞肉或魚肉料理

309
00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:09,506
那它應該會很適合

310
00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:10,465
好

311
00:18:10,465 --> 00:18:14,803
麗莎有一次在團購網幫我買到品酒會門票

312
00:18:15,429 --> 00:18:18,056
但很可惜,我不能去,因為我得了...

313
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:20,976
腸胃炎

314
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,567
這...幸好我有檢查這裡

315
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,986
這裡的磁磚有點漏水了

316
00:18:31,737 --> 00:18:33,405
你最近請人來施工過嗎?

317
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:35,240
如果你有水泥漿的話

318
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,533
我可以幫你補

319
00:18:42,581 --> 00:18:43,582
你還好嗎?

320
00:18:44,541 --> 00:18:45,459
好

321
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,922
很清爽

322
00:18:50,506 --> 00:18:52,090
對,這是法國酒

323
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:56,261
- 對,你剛才說過
- 對,我想法國酒是最清爽的

324
00:18:57,137 --> 00:19:01,475
我想不起我上次熬夜到這麼晚是何時了

325
00:19:02,142 --> 00:19:04,811
是,我想不起
我上次沒熬夜到這麼晚是何時

326
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,523
這就好像,當我睡著時

327
00:19:07,523 --> 00:19:11,276
有個屬於麗莎的世界是我完全陌生的

328
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:15,489
這無所謂,因為之前我們醒著時關係很好

329
00:19:16,198 --> 00:19:18,033
- 之前嗎?
- 什麼?

330
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:20,494
什麼?抱歉,你剛才說什麼?

331
00:19:20,494 --> 00:19:21,870
不...沒什麼事

332
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:23,330
你確定嗎?聽起來有事

333
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,874
不,沒事,我只是...

334
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:29,461
你介意我做伏地挺身嗎?

335
00:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,630
- 現在嗎?
- 對

336
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:36,468
好多了,現在我能思考了

337
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:38,512
你也該一起做

338
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,389
我很想,但我的手腕非常無力

339
00:19:41,557 --> 00:19:45,435
我只是最近一直胡思亂想

340
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:48,981
是,胡思亂想,這我可有得抱怨了

341
00:19:48,981 --> 00:19:51,608
胡思亂想毀了我的人生
我的無力手腕也是

342
00:19:52,484 --> 00:19:56,280
我只是覺得麗莎有點避著我

343
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:01,952
我不懂,我以為你打算...

344
00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:03,620
打算怎樣?

345
00:20:03,620 --> 00:20:04,997
求婚

346
00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:07,082
對

347
00:20:20,053 --> 00:20:22,723
好,應該快到了

348
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:27,019
例如,我走進她所在的房間時

349
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:30,063
她會編一些藉口,幾乎立刻就離開

350
00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,648
是

351
00:20:32,816 --> 00:20:35,986
自從那場單身派對後
她就試著讓睡眠回到正軌

352
00:20:37,529 --> 00:20:39,948
她那天吃了點大麻,然後迷路了

353
00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:41,825
我想那件事讓她受了點驚嚇

354
00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:46,205
我可能有告訴她要長大一點

355
00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:47,289
為了帕琵著想

356
00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:51,668
所以現在,她一直在做改變

357
00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:55,506
但是,事實上...

358
00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:59,927
說吧,如果說出來能讓你好過一點的話

359
00:21:02,471 --> 00:21:04,223
我覺得她的心已經不在了

360
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,230
抱歉,我不該來的

361
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,857
不,別走,你就快做到500下了

362
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,401
請別告訴麗莎我來過

363
00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:19,279
- 好
- 謝了

364
00:21:22,324 --> 00:21:23,575
維仔,等等

365
00:21:27,663 --> 00:21:30,207
你聽過地下絲絨的
《我將成為你的鏡子》嗎?

366
00:21:31,667 --> 00:21:32,584
- 沒有
- 好

367
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:35,087
那收錄在他們1967年發行的首張專輯

368
00:21:35,087 --> 00:21:37,381
專輯名稱就叫《地下絲絨與妮可》

369
00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:39,633
有趣的小知識,封面是安迪沃荷設計的

370
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,345
抱歉,我不太懂,你在說什麼?

371
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:44,638
這完全可以理解,抱歉

372
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,182
那是一首情歌,懂嗎?

373
00:21:47,182 --> 00:21:49,393
大概是史上最偉大的情歌

374
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,021
其中有句歌詞是:“我將成為你的鏡子

375
00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,274
映照你的模樣,萬一你不知道的話”

376
00:21:57,484 --> 00:21:58,527
你懂嗎?

377
00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,447
我想說的是,我們都在盡最大的努力

378
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:06,451
我們在人生的多數時候,總感到格格不入

379
00:22:08,036 --> 00:22:11,039
所以,我們本身的模樣就令周遭的人失望

380
00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,042
但人生只求有那麼一個人

381
00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:18,505
能看見你,真正看見你

382
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,427
並決定無論如何都要和你相伴

383
00:22:29,141 --> 00:22:31,476
或者,你也可以忘掉我剛才的話

384
00:22:31,476 --> 00:22:33,103
做你擅長的事就好

385
00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:36,732
好,那我擅長什麼?如果硬要說的話

386
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,483
- 你擅長...現在嗎?
- 對

387
00:22:40,777 --> 00:22:42,112
你穿短褲很好看

388
00:22:44,156 --> 00:22:45,157
謝謝

389
00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:47,910
我穿短褲比較自在

390
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:49,995
完全看得出來,說實話...對...

391
00:22:49,995 --> 00:22:52,080
- 你好像天生就穿著短褲
- 有其他的嗎?

392
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,375
- 當然,你跟帕琵處得很好
- 對

393
00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:58,003
你有穩定工作,對吧?
現在經濟不景氣,這點很棒

394
00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,796
- 你有自己的房子
- 幽默感很好?

395
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:01,965
你有自己的房子

396
00:23:03,258 --> 00:23:06,053
而且你是維仔,那是最重要的

397
00:23:06,053 --> 00:23:08,764
全天下只有一個維仔,而他就站在這裡

398
00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:13,477
對,你說得對

399
00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:17,481
謝了,丹尼,謝謝你做的一切

400
00:23:17,481 --> 00:23:18,607
不客氣,應該的

401
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,777
好,抱抱,不客氣

402
00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,324
《我將成為你的鏡子》?

403
00:23:27,324 --> 00:23:29,409
沒錯,就是那首

404
00:23:30,285 --> 00:23:31,286
謝謝

405
00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:54,977
聽好,你大概會覺得
你的新主人是一個怪胎

406
00:23:55,519 --> 00:23:57,938
我只想告訴你,那是正常的,好嗎?

407
00:23:57,938 --> 00:23:59,565
你會習慣他

408
00:23:59,565 --> 00:24:03,402
我認為他對你的照顧
會是其他人都比不上的

409
00:24:03,402 --> 00:24:04,987
所以你得相信我

410
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:08,282
但如果你真的需要透透氣
可以到對面找丹尼

411
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:11,285
因為說真的,丹尼是最棒...

412
00:24:16,665 --> 00:24:19,459
- 麗莎
- 維仔

413
00:25:20,562 --> 00:25:22,564
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