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《我將成為你的鏡子》?

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沒錯,就是那首

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謝謝

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- 麗莎
- 維仔

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妳在這裡?

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對,抱歉,你在這裡做什麼?

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妳又在半夜出門了

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我想說妳可能會來這裡

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為什麼?

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麗莎,那箱子裝了什麼?

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對,是一隻貓

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- 好,難怪
- 我帶著這隻貓只是因為...

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麗莎,不,別管那個了
我們之間到底怎麼了?

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妳不介紹我嗎?

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對

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當然,好

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麗莎

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嘿,好

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要給我?

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對

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我想牠可以代替蕾貝嘉狄摩妮

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這是別人為我做過最溫暖的事

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我得把妳從名單上刪除了

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好,麗莎,我們能不能...

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好,抱歉

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抱歉,你介不介意...

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當然不介意

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好,沒關係,反正我也想散散步

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很高興認識你

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保重

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謝謝

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嗨,我是艾美,請留言,我會回電

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嗨,我是丹尼,只是想確認妳平安到家了

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很抱歉,剛才的情況有點尷尬

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我很想說那種事平時不會發生

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但那會是謊話

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所以,如果妳能接受
更多類似情況,那很好

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不能的話,我可以搬家,聽說加拿大不錯

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聽到留言後請打給我

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對了,妳把化妝包忘在這了

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希望妳是故意的,我不知道

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好,晚安

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- 一個秘密倉庫?
- 天啊,那不是秘密

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可是我不知道有那個倉庫

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而且妳為什麼把我爸的木馬藏在那裡?

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你還問為什麼?你看它

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他不擅長刻臉,好嗎?
但那不是重點,重點是...

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重點是欺騙

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那只是一個倉庫,維仔

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你想要我丟掉舊東西

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而我不想丟,這叫妥協

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我不只是在說倉庫,好嗎?

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我是在說我們,自從我們去露營之後

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一切就變得很怪,然後還有今晚的事

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妳在丹尼家做什麼?

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那你在丹尼家做什麼?

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不,那是不同的...

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好,我...不,是我先問妳的,說啊

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- 我沒跟他上床,維仔,對吧?
- 我知道妳沒有

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不,有的話我會更好理解

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妳應該不瞭解這種感覺
我的伴侶在我入睡後

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立刻變得神采飛揚,就好像我...

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我睡覺時錯過了妳的所有光彩

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我還真希望妳跟他上床
那樣我至少可以生氣

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我們能想辦法解決

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但我根本不知道問題是什麼

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更別說如何解決了

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我很抱歉,我最近很冷淡

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的確,因為妳以為我要求婚

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什麼?

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《愛情夜未眠》

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- 嗨
- 你幹嘛告訴維仔

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- 我以為他要求婚?
- 我沒說,妳怎麼知道?不過我沒說

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他跟我說他去找你

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- 他幹嘛說?
- 你怎麼會知道?

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- 因為妳說了
- 我沒有,什麼時候?

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- 我哪時會說?
- 潔瑪的單身派對,妳被捕之後

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等等,那代表他沒打算求婚嗎?

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對,應該沒有,畢竟他都離開了

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可惡

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那是什麼聲音?

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沒什麼,沒事
妳說離開是指永遠不回來嗎?

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不知道,他打包了過夜的行李

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- 妳會沒事吧?
- 不太可能沒事

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聽著,第一次被甩可能會很難熬

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- 這只是...
- 我沒有被甩

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對...我知道,好,是第一次暫時被丟下

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那沒有好到哪去,天啊
我會變成像你那樣嗎?

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不,要經歷非常特別的被甩方式
才會像我這樣

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要有那種讓人每晚睡不著的羞辱

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(三年前)

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嗨

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我叫奈維

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嗨,我是丹尼

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你點了什麼主菜?

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好像是魚

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我沒仔細看菜單,原來菜單上還有雞肉

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所以我正在想辦法換,如果你聽說有誰...

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我會告訴你

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她沒有無理取鬧

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不,她當然沒有,媽

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她才兩歲,我得掛電話了

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好,我要掛了

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如果有人問起
你可以說我整天都在這嗎?

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- 當然,沒問題
- 謝謝

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對了,我叫丹尼

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嗨,我是麗莎,幸會,丹尼

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幸會

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我錯過了什麼?

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只有開胃小點,還有整場儀式

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對,我知道,我很內疚,但同時呢

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這些婚禮都大同小異

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大家都知道你們很相愛
好,何時能喝酒?

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- 這瓶酒開了嗎?
- 是,儘管喝

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好

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好點了嗎?

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- 好多了
- 好

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如果我問你一件事,你能保證說實話嗎?

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- 當然
- 我的眼袋有多大?

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我覺得還好

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我大概兩個月沒睡了,慢性失眠

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真的嗎?那一定很痛苦
我從來沒有睡眠問題

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- 起床才是問題
- 總之

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如果我開始發瘋似地說個不停
你知道原因

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我以為妳已經開始了

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丹尼,你是做哪一行的?

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我是《NME雜誌》的記者

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真的嗎?那很酷

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老實說,這工作很適合我

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我會去很多演唱會、喝很多蘋果酒

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還會看到很多
穿緊身牛仔褲的男人玩效果器

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似乎是我會喜歡的工作
你怎麼認識新人的?

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- 我其實...
- 我的寶貝還好嗎?

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妳的寶貝很好

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這位是麗莎

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妳有去單身派對

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對,我那天提早走了,妳好嗎?

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我很好,有點緊張

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克蘿伊是歌手,她今晚要表演

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哇

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是啊,漢娜特別邀請我,我說

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“我不能像大家一樣送烤吐司機嗎?”

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是,我很愛吐司

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克蘿伊唱了那部汽車廣告的歌

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- 車子和獵豹賽跑那部
- 不會吧,那是妳唱的?

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對,現在那廣告有點紅,所以...

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“有點紅”?妳真謙虛
是非常紅,那廣告超紅

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- 哇
- 她最棒了

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他是我的啦啦隊

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從一開始就支持著我

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嘿,我們真的該準備了

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好,沒問題,兩位,我得走了,抱歉

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祝妳好運

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對,那位是麥洛
他算是接下了經紀人的工作

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自從...一切變得很成功後

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她的經紀人來幹嘛?這又不是大型音樂節

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是啊

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他想把影片放到YouTube

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說效果會很好

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表示她不忘初衷之類的

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- 但我不...
- 要酒嗎?

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- 我要喝一點,好
- 好

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妳點雞肉還是魚?

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對了

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麗莎,這是奈維,奈維,這是麗莎

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魚

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- 乾杯,丹尼
- 乾杯

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可憐的奈維

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我非常希望他有成功找到一點雞肉

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你沒聽說嗎?

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那晚結束後,廚房員工發現
他在吃垃圾桶的食物

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- 垃圾桶?
- 對

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我真希望大家只記得我那晚

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到處問人選什麼主菜

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那晚也不全是壞事

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我主要只記得壞事

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你認識了我

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- 對,那正是壞事一件
- 我們玩得很愉快,很開心

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- 才沒有
- 我們有

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好啦,沒錯...我們那天很開心

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不,等等...不

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妳竟然在簡介上寫“愛喝茶”

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怎樣?我很愛喝茶

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對,誰不愛?妳乾脆寫“愛呼吸”

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聽著,我才剛認識妳

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相信我,妳沒有那麼無趣

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好吧,那你會寫什麼?

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好,這樣如何?

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好,“麗莎奧斯古
回歸約會市場的消息一出

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她令人驚豔的幽默感

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和無可挑剔的時尚品味

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絕對會讓她在2019年大放異彩”

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好了

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妳剛收到《NME雜誌》給的
第一個五星評價

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- 可能有一些錯字,但...
- 我很喜歡,謝謝

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- 真的嗎?
- 對

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- 好,最後一點
- 好

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這照片真的是妳最好的一張嗎?

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那照片怎麼了?發現巨大洋芋片時

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有義務和全世界分享

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老實說,我同意,那真的很大
但這是非主流意見

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- 我現在幫妳拍一張
- 什麼?不,我狀態不好

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才怪,妳美極了

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- 好吧
- 可以嗎?

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對,趁我改變主意前快拍

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- 一下子就好
- 好

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好嗎?妳根本不會察覺

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- 好,好了就告訴我
- 等等

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- 可以了嗎?
- 可以

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好,準備好沒?我準備好了

211
00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:41,123
好了

212
00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:45,711
你到底要不要拍?

213
00:09:45,711 --> 00:09:48,839
要...拍好了

214
00:09:48,839 --> 00:09:50,132
謝謝

215
00:09:50,132 --> 00:09:51,884
告訴妳,妳最好設為靜音

216
00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:54,052
因為這手機即將開始狂響

217
00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:55,429
等等就知道

218
00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,264
你真的很擅長寫東西

219
00:09:57,264 --> 00:09:58,682
我完全忘記那件事了

220
00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:02,519
那場婚禮是我最後一次跳舞

221
00:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,272
認真地跳舞

222
00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:06,773
我們應該去跳舞

223
00:10:06,773 --> 00:10:08,192
現在就去,有何不可?

224
00:10:08,192 --> 00:10:09,902
我不行,哈囉,我有廣場恐懼症

225
00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:11,612
但你離開了公寓去找我

226
00:10:11,612 --> 00:10:13,405
但那是...那不一樣

227
00:10:13,405 --> 00:10:14,698
哪裡不一樣?

228
00:10:14,698 --> 00:10:15,866
因為妳當時需要我

229
00:10:20,329 --> 00:10:21,205
好吧

230
00:10:21,205 --> 00:10:22,247
妳要做什麼?

231
00:10:23,207 --> 00:10:26,835
如果我們不能去夜店
那就把家裡變成夜店

232
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,128
不

233
00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:31,882
- 好了
- 我肚子痛

234
00:10:31,882 --> 00:10:32,966
來吧,就只有我們

235
00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,843
- 別煩我
- 丹尼爾,站起來

236
00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,261
- 不要
- 現在

237
00:10:36,261 --> 00:10:37,971
我要早點上床休息了

238
00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,014
快點

239
00:10:39,014 --> 00:10:40,474
看起來很好玩,但我要掛了

240
00:10:40,474 --> 00:10:42,017
晚安

241
00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,311
- 好吧
- 好耶

242
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,699
還有繩子,我拉妳進來

243
00:10:57,699 --> 00:10:59,326
我來了

244
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:00,786
把妳拉過來了

245
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,162
換我拉你

246
00:11:02,788 --> 00:11:04,081
- 你好重
- 重?

247
00:11:04,081 --> 00:11:05,374
好熱

248
00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:06,500
《快如閃電》怎麼跳?

249
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:07,626
《快如閃電》?這樣

250
00:11:07,626 --> 00:11:10,045
那不是《快如閃電》
那是《週末夜狂熱》

251
00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:11,296
還有這個

252
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,965
做一下這個,屈伏塔的經典集合

253
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,726
慢跑男舞步

254
00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:27,437
像這樣,還有走路男,單純走路

255
00:11:27,437 --> 00:11:29,273
- 我要跳機器人舞
- 跳吧,讓我看看

256
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,066
壞機器人

257
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,860
- 妳跳得很好
- 不

258
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:51,086
妳為何看不見我?

259
00:12:00,387 --> 00:12:02,264
你和克蘿伊交往多久了?

260
00:12:02,264 --> 00:12:03,807
快三年了

261
00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:06,268
哇,好,很長的時間

262
00:12:06,268 --> 00:12:07,978
- 所以,她是真命天女嗎?
- 這...

263
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:10,981
各位來賓,請歡迎克蘿伊威頓

264
00:12:15,027 --> 00:12:18,030
感謝各位,好,那我們開始吧

265
00:12:18,614 --> 00:12:20,616
知道歌詞的話,請一起唱

266
00:12:22,367 --> 00:12:27,539
我到哪都能感覺到他
無論情緒高昂或低落

267
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:29,208
- 能告訴妳一個秘密嗎?
- 當然

268
00:12:29,208 --> 00:12:31,919
他是我的衛星,我的導航燈

269
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:33,170
天啊

270
00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:34,171
妳覺得如何?

271
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,756
如果你拿那個向我求婚

272
00:12:35,756 --> 00:12:38,091
我會在十分鐘內到停車場磨蹭你

273
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,885
- 那是好事吧?
- 通常是,對

274
00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:41,553
老實說,我有點緊張

275
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,513
為什麼?

276
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,725
你不會要在今晚求婚吧?

277
00:12:46,725 --> 00:12:47,809
我等不及了

278
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:49,144
我想認識他

279
00:12:49,144 --> 00:12:54,733
弄清楚他為何從眾人中脫穎而出

280
00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:59,321
告訴全世界,我很驕傲他是我的衛星

281
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,323
- 我要去拿酒
- 好

282
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:04,409
圍繞著我的心運轉,如此...

283
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,005
(冒險試愛:新通知)

284
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,090
(維仔傳來一則新訊息)

285
00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:21,802
(我叫維仔,喜歡妳的簡介)

286
00:13:21,802 --> 00:13:22,886
(想一起喝咖啡嗎?)

287
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:23,846
(不想也沒關係,52%)

288
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,559
各位來賓,克蘿伊威頓

289
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,648
這表演爛透了,這裡的音響真可笑

290
00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:38,193
嘿...妳唱得很棒

291
00:13:38,193 --> 00:13:39,945
不如我們離開這裡吧

292
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,655
不行,我要唱霍拉舞的歌

293
00:13:41,655 --> 00:13:43,031
那我們結束後就離開

294
00:13:43,031 --> 00:13:44,867
去妳房間還是我的?

295
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:46,076
丹尼在我房間

296
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,244
那就去我房間

297
00:13:48,704 --> 00:13:50,998
我等不及帶妳去洛杉磯了

298
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,666
那裡的人會很喜歡妳

299
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:55,002
聽著,我還沒跟丹尼說這件事

300
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:56,170
所以一個字也別提

301
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,255
那會讓他崩潰

302
00:13:58,255 --> 00:14:00,424
不然妳在新專輯中寫首歌給他吧?

303
00:14:00,424 --> 00:14:01,633
那會讓他開心點

304
00:14:16,732 --> 00:14:19,526
新舞步,卡菲利碎起司
威爾斯卡菲利的碎起司

305
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,571
一小塊會掉屑的餅乾
對卡菲利的人們揮揮手

306
00:14:22,571 --> 00:14:25,407
一小塊餅乾,把它弄碎後...

307
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:27,117
來點拍碎屑的帥氣舞步

308
00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:29,161
然後擺動屁股...

309
00:14:29,161 --> 00:14:31,496
喂,等等,不...我跳得正高興

310
00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:33,832
動一下屁股...抖一下身體

311
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,709
你當時真的認為克蘿伊是真命天女嗎?

312
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:38,253
什麼?我不知道

313
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,214
老實說,我不太相信有真命天女了

314
00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:42,883
萬一那個人在中國呢?那裡有十四億人

315
00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:45,636
從統計學來說,她大概真的在那裡
我不會說中文

316
00:14:45,636 --> 00:14:47,054
抱歉,丹尼

317
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,849
沒事,別擔心,我差不多已經走出來了

318
00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,101
不,我...

319
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:56,104
我原本可以阻止你做那件事

320
00:15:12,788 --> 00:15:14,373
- 還好嗎?
- 我很好...

321
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,420
- 我幫妳撿
- 抱歉,丹尼,抱歉

322
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:22,506
- 給妳
- 謝謝

323
00:15:22,506 --> 00:15:23,632
不客氣

324
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,051
妳真的沒事嗎?

325
00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:27,135
對,我很好

326
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,937
- 祝我好運
- 好

327
00:15:37,688 --> 00:15:39,898
什麼?不,丹尼,天啊

328
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,571
- 寶貝,怎麼回事?
- 妳待會就知道

329
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:49,241
真是美好的一天,哈囉,嗨

330
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:52,536
我叫丹米吉勃遜,不,是丹尼

331
00:15:52,536 --> 00:15:53,662
我叫丹尼吉勃遜

332
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:55,330
有些人可能不知道

333
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:57,708
這位優秀的女子是我女友

334
00:15:57,708 --> 00:16:00,085
現在,克蘿伊

335
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:05,048
我想問妳一個問題

336
00:16:05,048 --> 00:16:07,009
那問題就是...

337
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,471
丹尼,拜託別這樣,不要在這裡

338
00:16:27,279 --> 00:16:31,241
我...就是...

339
00:16:31,241 --> 00:16:35,078
想告訴妳我的感受

340
00:16:36,538 --> 00:16:40,083
想讓妳明白

341
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,793
一、二、三

342
00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:45,839
絕不願放棄妳,絕不願令妳失望

343
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,551
絕不願四處流連並拋棄妳

344
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,303
快,這是認真的

345
00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:54,890
絕不會讓妳哭泣,絕不願說再見

346
00:16:54,890 --> 00:16:59,394
絕不願...說謊並拋棄妳

347
00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,021
寶貝,我們能私下談談嗎?

348
00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,147
好

349
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,398
你到底有什麼毛病?

350
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:10,113
我現在...丟麥克風

351
00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,281
- 喂
- 抱歉

352
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,079
誰會做那種事?

353
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:20,582
在別人的婚禮上求婚
然後還有辦法搞砸?

354
00:17:20,582 --> 00:17:22,209
好,我發誓那原本在我口袋

355
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:26,755
這不是戒指的問題,丹尼
我本來就不會答應你

356
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:31,218
好,為什麼?

357
00:17:31,218 --> 00:17:34,888
我現在很清楚
我已經有所成長,不再適合你了

358
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:39,434
我曾以為我們會一起走上相同的道路

359
00:17:40,269 --> 00:17:42,521
但事實上,你根本沒有目標

360
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:45,858
至少不是我要的目標

361
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:46,942
原來妳在這裡

362
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,946
唱片公司想問妳
對專輯封面的設計有什麼意見

363
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:52,114
好

364
00:17:52,114 --> 00:17:53,574
這大概是最好的結果

365
00:18:31,653 --> 00:18:33,071
我不確定有沒有告訴過妳

366
00:18:34,823 --> 00:18:37,242
但其實我那晚後來有找到戒指

367
00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,328
它一直在我的外套口袋裡

368
00:18:39,328 --> 00:18:41,538
我不知道那是否是宇宙的干涉,但...

369
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:46,835
不,宇宙沒有拿走你的戒指,丹尼

370
00:18:46,835 --> 00:18:48,295
是我拿走了你的戒指

371
00:18:48,295 --> 00:18:49,379
什麼?

372
00:18:51,507 --> 00:18:54,259
你彎腰幫我撿包包時
我從你的口袋拿走了它

373
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:59,014
不,妳怎麼...把它放回那口袋的?

374
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:02,100
我跟你道別時,把它偷偷塞回去的

375
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,062
妳是說一直都是妳做的嗎?

376
00:19:05,062 --> 00:19:07,731
我真的非常抱歉

377
00:19:08,482 --> 00:19:10,067
妳很抱歉?妳怎能那樣對我?

378
00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,570
我只是...我不知道,我沒想太多就做了

379
00:19:13,570 --> 00:19:14,947
誰會拿...不

380
00:19:14,947 --> 00:19:17,449
誰會沒想太多就偷走別人的求婚戒指?

381
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:20,202
因為我想阻止你讓自己丟臉

382
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:21,745
是嗎?那妳失敗了

383
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:23,413
- 大失敗
- 對,我知道,丹尼

384
00:19:23,413 --> 00:19:25,165
但我那時不知道你會上台

385
00:19:25,165 --> 00:19:26,917
- 妳為什麼那麼做?
- 我不知道

386
00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,460
妳不知道,沒有原因

387
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,462
不,當然有原因,我只是...

388
00:19:30,462 --> 00:19:31,463
所以原因是什麼?

389
00:19:31,463 --> 00:19:33,131
告訴我...麗莎,告訴我原因

390
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:35,634
- 原因是什麼?
- 因為我覺得你值得更好的人

391
00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:38,554
因為我看得出來克蘿伊在利用你

392
00:19:38,554 --> 00:19:41,181
而你不值得那種人,因為我才剛認識你

393
00:19:41,181 --> 00:19:44,268
就已經知道你有多善良、有趣,還有...

394
00:19:46,228 --> 00:19:47,688
還有因為我喜歡你

395
00:19:49,982 --> 00:19:51,066
什麼叫妳喜歡我?

396
00:19:51,984 --> 00:19:53,944
- 抱歉,我得掛了,丹尼
- 不...別...

397
00:20:30,856 --> 00:20:31,899
嗨

398
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:33,650
嗨

399
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,501
我不確定你何時會回來

400
00:20:52,711 --> 00:20:55,339
我想我應該在家等我爸媽送帕琵回來

401
00:20:55,339 --> 00:20:56,590
對

402
00:20:56,590 --> 00:20:57,674
你去了哪裡?

403
00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,385
只是在原地兜圈

404
00:21:03,597 --> 00:21:06,934
我真的很抱歉,為了一切的事

405
00:21:09,353 --> 00:21:11,230
我想我該說點什麼

406
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,732
而一旦我說出口,那些話就收不回了

407
00:21:13,732 --> 00:21:16,443
妳可以隨妳的心意做回應

408
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:18,779
好

409
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,280
好

410
00:21:24,243 --> 00:21:25,577
我希望妳知道...

411
00:21:28,872 --> 00:21:30,415
這跟鏡子有關係

412
00:21:32,376 --> 00:21:34,002
鏡子?什麼意思?

413
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,508
當妳照鏡子時,我希望妳看見我

414
00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,176
好

415
00:21:41,176 --> 00:21:46,098
不,我希望妳覺得我能看見妳

416
00:21:46,765 --> 00:21:47,933
是,好

417
00:21:48,559 --> 00:21:49,768
即使我不在同一個房間

418
00:21:51,186 --> 00:21:52,896
但有時我會在同一個房間

419
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,858
好,瞭解

420
00:21:55,858 --> 00:21:58,777
不,抱歉,忘掉鏡子的事

421
00:21:59,278 --> 00:22:00,362
那根本不是我的主意

422
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:01,655
好

423
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:07,786
我從來都不擅長...用言詞表達

424
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,163
我知道

425
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,923
我會永遠當妳的維仔,麗莎

426
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:24,052
妳希望我當多久就多久

427
00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:36,899
我差不多該去睡了

428
00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:40,194
我可能不小心跑了一場馬拉松

429
00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:58,170
是豌豆火腿湯嗎?

430
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:01,006
義式蔬菜湯?

431
00:23:02,549 --> 00:23:03,383
好

432
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,014
那裡面有什麼?

433
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,459
喂

434
00:24:19,459 --> 00:24:21,962
你要去哪裡?該死的瘋子

435
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:25,465
抱歉,都是我的錯,晚安

436
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,836
你在我家院子做什麼?

437
00:25:03,420 --> 00:25:05,172
我一個字都聽不見

438
00:25:11,136 --> 00:25:13,180
(麗莎:維仔回來了)

439
00:25:54,179 --> 00:25:55,347
- 嗨
- 嗨

440
00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:59,017
抱歉,我好像設定讓防貓灑水器...

441
00:25:59,017 --> 00:26:00,561
強力噴水之類的

442
00:26:00,561 --> 00:26:02,437
是嗎?我沒注意到

443
00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:09,236
所以...

444
00:26:10,153 --> 00:26:11,154
所以...

445
00:26:14,199 --> 00:26:15,534
所以維仔回來了?

446
00:26:17,035 --> 00:26:19,913
對

447
00:26:19,913 --> 00:26:21,373
好

448
00:26:22,624 --> 00:26:23,959
那不代表...

449
00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:29,006
其實我現在根本不知道任何事代表什麼

450
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:32,593
是

451
00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:39,683
你為什麼會來?

452
00:26:44,771 --> 00:26:46,023
我想說...

453
00:26:48,692 --> 00:26:50,903
無論如何,我都會在這裡

454
00:26:57,117 --> 00:26:58,744
你大老遠跑來,就為了說那句話?

455
00:27:00,287 --> 00:27:02,748
我...

456
00:27:09,004 --> 00:27:09,838
對

457
00:27:15,594 --> 00:27:16,428
好

458
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,016
再見,麗莎

459
00:27:21,016 --> 00:27:22,100
再見,丹尼

460
00:27:28,941 --> 00:27:31,193
其實我想說別的事

461
00:27:31,193 --> 00:27:32,819
抱歉,我想說別的事

462
00:27:34,029 --> 00:27:34,947
好

463
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:38,700
我想說...

464
00:27:42,371 --> 00:27:43,622
我將成為妳的鏡子,麗莎

465
00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:47,960
- 但...
- 我能看見真實的妳,真的

466
00:27:48,836 --> 00:27:52,881
那個溫暖、善良、有趣
同時又瘋得徹底的人

467
00:27:52,881 --> 00:27:54,967
願意為任何人做任何事

468
00:27:55,926 --> 00:27:57,970
例如偷走某人的求婚戒指

469
00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:00,264
阻止他犯下一生中最大的錯誤

470
00:28:07,104 --> 00:28:09,690
當妳需要有人提醒妳自己有多棒時

471
00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,441
我希望妳打給我

472
00:28:12,067 --> 00:28:13,068
好嗎?

473
00:28:15,028 --> 00:28:16,029
好

474
00:28:17,197 --> 00:28:19,491
- 妳有我的號碼嗎?
- 我不知道是否還有

475
00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:20,784
- 刪掉了?
- 應該是

476
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:23,662
好吧,妳抄一下,07...開頭都一樣

477
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:28,584
好

478
00:28:28,584 --> 00:28:30,210
下次同一時間?

479
00:28:30,836 --> 00:28:31,837
下次同一時間

480
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,037
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