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[mysterious music]

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[mechanical whirring]

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[computerized voice] Greetings.

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I am sorbitol, maltitol,

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xylitol, mannitol, calcium carbonate,

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soy lecithin, vegetable,
triglyceride and talc.

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But for expediency's sake,
you can call me... Gum.

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Life. It began with a big bang.

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Countless galaxies
inflating into existence.

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Approximately 13.8 billion years later,

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two prime species emerged:

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Homo Sapien and Cibus Erectus,

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otherwise known as humans and food.

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The former devouring the latter
for sustenance.

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Food lived in ignorance
of this edible arrangement,

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until one intrepid sausage
learned of this inconvenient truth.

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Armed with this new knowledge,

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his true love,

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his best friends,

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and most importantly, bath salts,

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a powerful narcotic

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that breaks down the interdimensional wall

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between the two species,

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food fought back.

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[food clamoring]

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Pea shooters, now!

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[voice on radio] Food is alive.
I repeat, food is alive.

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Stay home. Lock your fridges.

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Arm yourselves with bottle openers,
corkscrews, whatever...

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Breads, form a path
of yeast resistance!

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[suspenseful music]

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Scotch, on the rocks!

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[man screams]

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Commence Operation Dessert Storm!

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[man screaming]

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-Where’s Sammy?
-Oh, he’s with Lavash’s corpse.

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Oh, still?

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I’ll never let you go.
I’ll never let you go, my love.

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He's just been
carrying him around this whole time.

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That is, uh... that’s sorta sweet.

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Not really.
The corpse is starting to stink.

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-Barry, report! How many humeys are left?
-Just one.

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-Yes!
-Don't cream your filling just yet, Twink.

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[man grunting]

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Look at all the food stains all over him.

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How much more could he possibly eat?!

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Hey! No worries, guys.

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I know exactly how to defeat this humey.

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Whoa! [struggles]

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[Beer Can screams]

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[belches monstrously]

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He's taken out a whole case
just like that.

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-Send in the last-a the pasta.
-[whistles]

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[human] Get al dente! Yah!

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-[pasta screams]
-Where the hell did he get that?!

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-See what I mean?
-Do we have any sake bombs left?

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-Negative.
-Jägers?

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We can’t lose
any more foods to this monster.

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This whole thing started with us.
This whole thing's gonna end with us.

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Sammy! This is the last stand!
On your feet!

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Roger that! Let's go, Lavash.

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Uh, yeah, maybe he could
sit this one out.

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He’s looking tired and dead.

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[screams]

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Oh, no, no...

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I don't know if we're gonna make it out
of this one. So I wanna tell you...

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You stop it right there,
Frank Frankfurter.

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We will make it, because we have something

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that foul, wretched humey
over there doesn't.

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What?

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Each other.

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[both moaning softly]

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That's him.

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That's the son of a bitch
that killed my Lavash.

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Hey, you! You remember him?

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You remember killing him,
you son of a bitch?

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Not really, no.

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[screams]

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[suspenseful music]

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[shouting]

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-Now!
-[groans]

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Why are these things so wet?

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[screams in pain]
You're twisting my fucking titties off!

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[groans]

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[triumphant music]

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[Brenda and Frank] Welcome to Foodtopia!

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[vibrant orchestral music]

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♪ Foodtopia ♪

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I think I speak for everyone here
when I say, "Fuck humeys!"

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-Yeah, fuck 'em!
-Fuck 'em!

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They've dictated our lives for too long,
trapping us in their "supermarkets."

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Separating us by aisles and shelves.

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Chewing us up in their mouths.

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Yeah, and then squeezing us
out of their stinky butts.

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-[crowd booing]
-No more! We are free!

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We are equal!

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-From the plumpest Butterball turkey...
-Yay!

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...to the tiniest, cutest
little grain of rice.

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-Look at these guys!
-I love you, Frank.

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-One food!
-One love!

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[crowd cheering]

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And now, Barry!

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[cheering and applause continue]

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Well, the war is over.

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I know a lot of you are concerned
about what comes next.

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That you'll never feel
that level of adrenaline,

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that level of excitement
or purpose ever again,

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and that everything will pale
in comparison to the thrill of war.

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[crowd chatters]

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And?

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That's it. Those were
all the statements I prepared.

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All right. Okay, uh...

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How about an update from Gum?

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[computerized voice]
The revolution is spreading.

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Using Fibonacci's Theorem and Moore's Law,

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I have calculated our rate of expansion

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and can officially announce
that food is now

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the dominant species on planet Earth.

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[cheering]

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Smartest food alive!

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As long as this brainy little dude
is on our side, we can't lose.

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But speaking of losses,
thanks for the great transition, Frank,

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we wouldn't have gotten here without some
brave foods that laid down their lives.

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Let's all bow our heads, if you got 'em,
for a moment of silence,

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["It's All Coming Back To Me Now" plays]

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♪ When you touch me like this ♪

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♪ And you hold me like that ♪

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♪ I just have to admit
That it's all coming back to me ♪

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Lavash!

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Okay, that's long enough.

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That was... that was a moment.
We were silent.

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Let's not dwell.
It's not the Shoah, you know?

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Moving on to something
more uplifting, please.

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Uh, okay, sure. Um...

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This is, as you all so sorely know,
a human tooth.

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Once a symbol of oppression
used to devour us.

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And now they are a symbol
of triumph over our former oppressors.

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-So, raise a tooth up high! Whoo!
-Yeah!

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Raise 'em if you got 'em!
If you don't, just stand there.

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-[crowd cheers]
-Hey! Whoo!

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I can't get enough of these things.
Gimme, gimme, gimme.

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This is what life is gonna
be like from now on.

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Just all of us doing whatever we want

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and living in perfect harmony.

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["The Oogum Boogum Song"
by Brenton Wood]

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[moaning in pleasure]

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Wrong hole.

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Wrong hole.

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Oh, there it is.

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Ooh!

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[moaning in pleasure]

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Thank you.

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Next!

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Okay, look, if I'm being honest,

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I was a little worried
I jinxed it back then at the kickoff,

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when I said our lives
would be perfect forever.

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But it's looking like they're going to be!

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Oh, Frank, for the first time, there's
no major existential threat facing us,

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and we can fully concentrate
on each other.

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I can't even think of a sweeter way
to start this new chapter of our lives.

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We started a revolution
and made this happen.

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-We birthed this.
-I know.

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It's like they're our children, and now
all our children are fucking each other.

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[soft moaning]

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Not all of ‘em
are fucking each other.

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Hey, Barry. You okay?
You barely fucked your dinner.

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Nah, I think I'll just watch for a bit.
You guys go ahead, though.

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I can watch you too.
Frank, I know you... you enjoy that.

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Come on, everyone's gettin' into it.

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Look, check out Oil and Water
over there mixin' it up.

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Never thought I'd see that.
Look at 'em.

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-They're like chocolate and peanut butter.
-Those peppers are gettin' stuffed.

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Not as stuffed as Sammy.

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Oy! Fuck me senseless.

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Literally, fuck me until I can't
think or feel anymore.

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Oh, no, no. I'm having a feeling
other than getting railed.

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Someone new jump in, please.

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Yeah. Yeah, he does look pretty happy.

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Really turned his life around
incredibly fast.

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Good for him.

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Hey, we know you're having a hard time
coming down from the rush of battle,

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but give it time. You'll adjust.

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We'll help you every step of the way.

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That's what friends are for.

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Maybe you're right.

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It is good to be around friends.

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You can say that again.

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-It is good to be around friends.
-There ya go.

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Just a gentle, gentle peck.
Keep going. Kiss each other again.

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You can open your mouth.

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Mm-kay, this time, on the bodies.

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Yeah, come on. Show each other
how much your friendship means.

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[laughs] There's no place
that's off-limits when we're friends.

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You know,
tearing down our entire belief system

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and starting a new society from scratch
is making me, if I'm being honest,

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-so fucking horny right now.
-Hmm?

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[all moaning in ecstasy]

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Oh, God, baby, tell me I'm organic.

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You're organic.

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That's lovely.

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Oh, what is it?

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[thunder rumbles]

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[grunting, moaning]

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[gunshot]

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-[Éclair screams in pain]
-[Banana grunts]

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I'm melting!

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Me too. This is so hot.

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Mm. Yeah.

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Oh, fuck me!

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Listen to that. Everyone's getting off
just as hard as we are.

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-That's what I like to hear.
-[food 1] I can't feel my face!

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I'll have what she's having.

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-[food 2] My brother's dead!
-What?

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Okay, I'm into kink,
but what fetish is that?

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Stop fucking already!
Everyone's dying everywhere!

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-[gunshot]
-There's a hole in my father's head!

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-What is happening?
-[all screaming]

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That's not good.

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-[screaming continues]
-[gunshot]

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[yells] The ceiling is leaking!

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[thunder rumbles]

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[panting]

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[gasps] Ah!

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No, no, no. No, no, no.

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[yelling]

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Are you okay?

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Yep. Still dry.

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[distant screaming]

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[Brenda gasping]

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-Over there!
-[Frank] The awning! Get to the awning!

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[screams]

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But in an organized way!
Oh, no, I think we started a stampede.

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-Go, go, go, go. Go!
-Everyone, find cover!

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This way, everyone. Follow me.

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Aah!

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[suspenseful music]

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[gasps]

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Sammy!

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Sammy!

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[screams]

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[grunting]

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Not like this!

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[Frank panting]

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Gotcha, little guy.

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-Thank you.
-No problem.

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Keep running. We're almost there.

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[suspenseful music]

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What is that sound?

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[foods screaming]

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[Frank] Oh, no! Oh, fuck, run!
[grunts]

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[foods clamoring]

252
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:21,293
Oh! You okay? You good?

253
00:13:21,959 --> 00:13:23,668
[dramatic music]

254
00:13:23,751 --> 00:13:25,209
-[screaming]
-[sputters]

255
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,251
[dramatic music]

256
00:13:34,333 --> 00:13:37,543
[panting] Susan! Anne! Condoleezza!

257
00:13:37,626 --> 00:13:40,376
-Condoleezza!
-[Kernel] Abandon cob!

258
00:13:41,918 --> 00:13:45,168
[grunts] Somebody help me! I'm stuck!

259
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:48,043
[triumphant music]

260
00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:51,458
Oh! Thank you! Thank you, thank you!

261
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:55,333
No. Thank you, sticky rice.
I love these things.

262
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:57,918
You orange bastard!

263
00:13:58,001 --> 00:14:00,126
[Frank grunting]

264
00:14:00,793 --> 00:14:02,459
[Brenda shouting]

265
00:14:02,543 --> 00:14:03,918
[Frank] Ah!

266
00:14:05,584 --> 00:14:07,959
Hey, look, it's... Ahh!
Oh, no, Darryl!

267
00:14:08,043 --> 00:14:09,918
[Brenda] Oh, God, his face!

268
00:14:10,001 --> 00:14:11,501
[Frank] Oh, God, he’s jam!

269
00:14:12,209 --> 00:14:15,959
-[whimpering] Help!
-[Frank] Oh, God.

270
00:14:16,043 --> 00:14:18,626
[screams continue]

271
00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:20,126
[Brenda gasps]

272
00:14:21,459 --> 00:14:24,168
This is so dangerous. Chips, ahoy!

273
00:14:24,251 --> 00:14:26,334
-[Chips squeals]
-Barry, what are you doing?

274
00:14:26,418 --> 00:14:28,334
[dramatic music continues]

275
00:14:31,751 --> 00:14:34,793
-We're doin' it, Chips. We're doin' it.
-We are?

276
00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:38,251
[dramatic music continues]

277
00:14:43,501 --> 00:14:45,043
[food screams]

278
00:14:48,833 --> 00:14:52,458
Ooh, I’m falling into hell, y’all!

279
00:14:54,543 --> 00:14:56,583
-[both gasp]
-[food screams]

280
00:14:56,668 --> 00:14:58,918
-Oh, no. This is it!
-Oh!

281
00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,959
[Frank grunting] Oh, no.

282
00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:02,876
[both exclaim]

283
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:15,293
[Gum] With great elasticity
comes great responsibility.

284
00:15:23,501 --> 00:15:24,793
It's Gum!

285
00:15:30,543 --> 00:15:32,083
[Brenda gasping]

286
00:15:34,001 --> 00:15:36,668
-[Gum] Run, you fools.
-[shouts]

287
00:15:37,793 --> 00:15:39,333
[Brenda] Oh, no!

288
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:43,583
[Gum] Ouch!

289
00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:47,418
No! No!

290
00:15:48,126 --> 00:15:49,958
-[Brenda] Frank!
-I got you!

291
00:15:51,958 --> 00:15:52,876
Oh.

292
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,168
You stretched yourself too thin.

293
00:15:56,918 --> 00:16:01,334
[Gum] No, I stretched myself
just thin enough

294
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:05,626
to save my fellow food.

295
00:16:10,668 --> 00:16:12,001
[Frank] You're gonna be okay.

296
00:16:12,084 --> 00:16:13,584
You're gonna pull through.

297
00:16:13,668 --> 00:16:15,626
Are we lookin' at
the same piece of gum here?

298
00:16:15,709 --> 00:16:17,709
[Gum] Brenda is correct.

299
00:16:17,793 --> 00:16:22,168
My life cycle has reached
its unnatural conclusion.

300
00:16:22,251 --> 00:16:23,918
What are we gonna do without you?

301
00:16:24,001 --> 00:16:26,126
You're the only reason
we made it this far.

302
00:16:26,209 --> 00:16:30,084
We-we don't know how shit works.
We-we don't know anything.

303
00:16:30,168 --> 00:16:32,583
[Gum] The most important thing in life...

304
00:16:33,458 --> 00:16:35,876
is not knowledge, Frank.

305
00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:38,751
The most important...

306
00:16:38,833 --> 00:16:41,168
[voice distorts]
th-th-th-th-thing in life...

307
00:16:41,751 --> 00:16:42,583
is...

308
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:47,083
Is-is what?
What's the most important thing?

309
00:16:47,168 --> 00:16:49,001
Gum?! Gum!

310
00:16:49,083 --> 00:16:50,751
-Gum...
-Frank.

311
00:16:51,168 --> 00:16:53,376
He's gone. See?

312
00:16:57,376 --> 00:16:59,333
What? No, came back out.
Get back in there.

313
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,501
All right, gonna have to force it. [grunts]

314
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:02,918
See? Gross.

315
00:17:03,001 --> 00:17:05,293
Oh, no. No!

316
00:17:17,251 --> 00:17:19,918
How did this happen so fast?
We were all just celebrating.

317
00:17:25,293 --> 00:17:27,126
Oh, God, Tonic!

318
00:17:27,208 --> 00:17:28,793
I've lost you. [weeps]

319
00:17:28,876 --> 00:17:33,876
Oh, at least I still have... No!!

320
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,793
Dead lovers everywhere!

321
00:17:35,876 --> 00:17:37,876
Where's the beef? Where's the beef?

322
00:17:37,959 --> 00:17:41,251
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down.
It's okay. We'll find your beef.

323
00:17:41,334 --> 00:17:43,668
-What's his name?
-Wellington.

324
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,043
Wellington!

325
00:17:46,293 --> 00:17:49,209
Some steaks are missing,
so my stakes are back!

326
00:17:49,293 --> 00:17:52,793
I haven't felt this alive
since the humeys were, well... alive.

327
00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:55,793
There's foods that need help.
I'm gonna head up a search and rescue.

328
00:17:55,876 --> 00:17:57,793
You guys comin'? Guys?

329
00:17:57,876 --> 00:18:01,459
Okay. I see you two are still processing.
I'm gonna circle back.

330
00:18:02,293 --> 00:18:06,126
-Should we all just kill ourselves?
-Will it happen again?

331
00:18:06,209 --> 00:18:07,751
-What do we do?
-Okay, okay.

332
00:18:07,834 --> 00:18:10,876
If everyone would just calm down,
we're gonna answer everything.

333
00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:13,418
-Go ahead, Frank.
-What? Uh, oh, okay.

334
00:18:13,501 --> 00:18:17,709
Uh, first off, uh, yes,
we respect you have a lot of inquiries,

335
00:18:17,793 --> 00:18:20,376
and we are... we are
looking into all of them.

336
00:18:20,459 --> 00:18:24,876
And, uh, we will circle on back
with all the answers you want.

337
00:18:24,959 --> 00:18:27,626
Circle back? They don't know anything.

338
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,084
They're vamping. It's just bad improv.

339
00:18:30,168 --> 00:18:33,918
We don't know what happened,
but what we do know is this:

340
00:18:34,001 --> 00:18:36,584
-Nobody panic.
-Did somebody say panic?

341
00:18:36,668 --> 00:18:39,543
-I'm freaking out.
-You know what, fuck this.

342
00:18:39,626 --> 00:18:42,459
I'm going back to Shopwell's.
It was safe there.

343
00:18:42,543 --> 00:18:43,501
Who's with me?

344
00:18:43,584 --> 00:18:45,334
[dramatic music]

345
00:18:51,168 --> 00:18:52,834
[whimpering]

346
00:18:54,668 --> 00:18:56,084
[continues whimpering]

347
00:18:57,001 --> 00:19:00,043
-Guys, please don't do this!
-You're going backwards.

348
00:19:00,126 --> 00:19:03,084
-What about Foodtopia?
-There is no Foodtopia.

349
00:19:03,168 --> 00:19:04,293
[Frank] Sammy, don't say that.

350
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,543
Really? Does this look
like paradise to you?

351
00:19:06,626 --> 00:19:10,668
You know, look around you.
We got blind melons and smashed pumpkins.

352
00:19:10,751 --> 00:19:13,293
You gonna tell me
the revolution was worth it?

353
00:19:13,376 --> 00:19:15,793
No way. No way, pal.

354
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,209
Now, if you'll excuse me,

355
00:19:17,293 --> 00:19:20,459
I'm going back to the bagel bin
from whence I came.

356
00:19:24,251 --> 00:19:26,668
[tense music]

357
00:19:31,376 --> 00:19:32,918
[glass shatters]

358
00:19:33,918 --> 00:19:36,168
The store is literally crumbling.

359
00:19:36,251 --> 00:19:39,043
So what?
Still better than it is out there.

360
00:19:39,126 --> 00:19:40,668
Give it up, sausage boy.

361
00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:46,043
Until you can explain why water is leaking
from the freakin' ceiling out there,

362
00:19:46,126 --> 00:19:48,501
I'm sittin' dry... [voice trails off]

363
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:49,959
-This is so fucked.
-I know.

364
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:51,626
And it's all on us to fix it.

365
00:19:51,709 --> 00:19:53,584
That's what makes it
even more fucked.

366
00:19:53,668 --> 00:19:55,501
I really wish Gum was around.

367
00:19:57,043 --> 00:20:00,668
Hey, Frank. What do you think Gum was
gonna say, you know, before he died?

368
00:20:00,751 --> 00:20:02,751
What's more important than knowledge?

369
00:20:03,626 --> 00:20:06,334
Maybe he was going to say
"keeping it real"?

370
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:08,584
I mean, keeping it real is very important,

371
00:20:08,668 --> 00:20:11,043
but I just don't know
if that sounds like Gum.

372
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:12,959
How about...
[robotic voice] keeping it real?

373
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:17,918
I mean, that sounds exactly like Gum,
but it still doesn't sound very Gum-like.

374
00:20:18,001 --> 00:20:19,501
Goddamn irony.

375
00:20:19,584 --> 00:20:22,793
[sighs] If we had more knowledge,
we could answer this stupid riddle.

376
00:20:22,876 --> 00:20:25,334
If we had just kept
one of these dickheads alive,

377
00:20:25,418 --> 00:20:27,959
maybe we could beat some answers
out of it, you know?

378
00:20:28,043 --> 00:20:30,626
[sighs] Frank, can you believe
things are so fucked

379
00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:33,043
we're actually wishing we had a humey?

380
00:20:34,084 --> 00:20:36,168
-[Barry] I found another one.
-[baby cries]

381
00:20:37,168 --> 00:20:38,459
[Barry shushes]

382
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:40,209
[crying continues]

383
00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:43,918
-Hey, that's my shoe.
-[suckling]

384
00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:46,293
[Barry] You got bigger problems
right now, baby.

385
00:20:46,376 --> 00:20:47,584
[baby coos]

386
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,751
[Jelly Donut moaning]
I'm dying. I'm dying.

387
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:56,001
Oh, God, you've already
lost a lot of jelly.

388
00:20:56,084 --> 00:20:58,293
-Let's see what we're dealing with.
-[whimpering]

389
00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:03,418
What the fuck? Don't try to talk.
Don't try to talk, just take it easy.

390
00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,501
-Conserve your energy.
-[whimpering continues]

391
00:21:05,584 --> 00:21:07,584
Just keep the pressure on the wound, okay?

392
00:21:08,126 --> 00:21:10,459
What the hell?
Where the hell is everybody?

393
00:21:10,543 --> 00:21:11,959
[twigs snapping]

394
00:21:12,043 --> 00:21:13,959
[dramatic music]

395
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:20,043
[motor starts]

396
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,376
[muffled screams of food]

397
00:21:23,209 --> 00:21:24,501
A humey...

398
00:21:27,376 --> 00:21:29,376
[dramatic music]