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[vibrant orchestral music]

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♪ Foodtopia ♪

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-[suspenseful music]
-[squishing sounds]

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[soft grunting]

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Help! Anybody.

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[groans]

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What the fuck is going on?
Where is everyone?

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Am I gonna... Am I gonna...

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No, no, you'll be fine, JD.
You're going to be just fine.

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Just hang on, all right? Medic!

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Holy shit, what happened to this guy?

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-How much jelly does he have left?
-Tough to say.

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It looks like most of his jelly's
on the outside.

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Which seems objectively bad.

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-I don't think he's going to make it.
-What?

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-Shh! Don't tell him that!
-[JD] I can... hear.

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Wow. You can hear that?

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Your senses are
really firing on all cylinders.

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That's a sure sign
you'll pull through if I ever saw one.

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Uh, here, let me try something.

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[screams]

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[shudders painfully]

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Okay, that was a bad idea.

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-Is that, uh...
-[Barry] It's a bite mark.

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It's a humey bite mark.

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That's right. I found one.
And he took hostages.

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-[gasps] Yes, perfect!
-That's amazing.

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Not the hostage part.
That's bad and we're obviously concerned.

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We desperately need this humey.

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What do you mean, "need a humey"?

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[crashing, shattering]

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-[indistinct chatter]
-[clattering]

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What the hell are you all doing in here?

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The roof is on the brink of collapse.

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Oh, yeah? You can kiss the brink
of my big, beautiful butthole.

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We're not coming out.

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Yeah, we know
the ceiling is slowly collapsing,

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but we don't know when
the ceiling outside will attack us again.

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It could happen now!

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-Or now!
-Or now.

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-Or now.
-Okay, I get it. Yes, There's uncertainty.

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-[Soda] Or now.
-See?

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We need the humey to tell us
what the deal with this falling water is,

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or these idiots are gonna stay
until they get crushed to death.

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Yeah, right.

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But as soon as you get your answer,

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I'm killing the motherfucker.

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-Follow your bliss.
-I don't give a shit.

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Hey, Sammy. We're heading out for another
grand adventure. You in or what?

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Oh, yeah, sure. Or better yet,
you know, why don't you

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just dump a pitcher of water
on my yeast-leavened body

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and save me the anxiety
of wondering which protracted

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and horrible way I'm going to die.

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Oh, shit. You know what, Brenda?
He's right. You're a bun going outside--

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[screeching sound]

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Way ahead of you. Just have to make
one more quick adjustment.

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-[loud screech]
-Ah! There we go.

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[squeaking]

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[hard rock music]

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[engine turns over]

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[music continues]

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[Barry] Bath salts? Check!

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Spears? Check.

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Bandana? Check.

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Uh, can we get bandanas?

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Well I... I only have one.
And it’s sort of my thing.

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It’s not like a team look or anything.

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[Barry mutters]

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Slap him. Stab him like this!

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Slice him. Give him one of these.
Give him some of that.

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Back on a humey hunt!

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Once again, ask questions first,
kill second, right?

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Before we kill swiftly
and without mercy...

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't worry. I got it.

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Now, I'm not even sure that this humey
will know what the fuck ceiling water is.

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-They're dumber than you think.
-They can't be that dumb.

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They built a whole society
that's lasted for generations.

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I spent a whole day with a humey before
he chopped his own head off like a dummy.

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You know their brains aren't in their
heads, right? They’re in their butts.

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-No, they're not.
-Not this again.

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You saw with your own eyes what Douche
did to the Dark Lord,

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[laughing]

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[Barry] If you stick your head into their
butts your brain overpowers theirs.

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Why? Because their brains
are in their butts.

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Whoa! [grunting]

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Turn right!

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Left!

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[Douche laughs]

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Barry, what you're saying
sounds ridiculous.

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There's nothing ridiculous about it.
That's how it works.

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You slide up into a humey's cockpit,
which is the pit under the cock. Right?

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And you control their every move.

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-Oh, shit.
-What, what, what do you see?

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I-I just told you.

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[grunts]

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[adventurous music]

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We honor our fallen comrades.
You fought bravely.

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[pole squeaking]

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A little respect.

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May we never forget Corn Niblets,

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Kale. Celery. Whatever that is--

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Cra-cranberries, I think. Maybe beets.
I'm not quite sure.

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-It's fresh and wet-ish.
-[Frank] Mm hm.

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-OK, great.
-And it's... [inhales]

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-[groans]
-...super stanky also.

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-It's just... Here, sniff.
-No, we're good.

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All this to say, the humey must be close.

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[sniffs deeply]

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I love the smell of bath salts
in the morning. Don't you?

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Honestly, I mostly just smell shit.

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[mysterious music]

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[crashing]

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Oh, the fridge is busted.

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Ah!

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That one’s not!

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[food items chattering]

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There's no more room up here.

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Please! We’ll melt!

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[screaming]

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[yelling]

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Oh, oh. [pants excitedly]

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Um, excuse me.
Hi. Do you think you could help...?

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-[snarls, barks]
-[screams]

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-[barking continues]
-[Jeri Rice shrieks]

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-[gasping]
-Where'd you get the new tooth, Julius?

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Some dumb pack of rice dropped it.

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Pretty sure it was minute rice. That’s how
long it took for them to wash away

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-and leave behind this little beaut’.
-Julius, you are bad.

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Yeah, but I make bad look good. Don't I?

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Come on now. Ha! Ha!

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Watch out. [imitates James Brown]

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This place sucks.

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These meanies are just gonna
keep stepping all over me.

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[weeping]

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[food items clamoring]

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Do you mind? It's so loud,

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I-I can't even hear
my own self-hating thoughts.

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Wouldn't that be a good thing?

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Excuse me, was I talking to you,
Cheesecake, you dense son of a bitch?

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Ha! How's it feel now
you got marsca-POWNED?

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[all laugh]

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Hey, you're funny. Now do me!

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Oh, yeah? Do you?

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I don't think so, butter face.

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Look at you. You can't even
get hard without a fridge.

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Hey, how's it feel
to be unsalted and insulted?

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[laughter]

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All right, let's see what else I got.

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A cucumber, a tomato and a kalamata olive
walk into a salad bar...

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[softly] One, two, three, four...

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[dramatic music]

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[panting]

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Whoa!

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[adventurous music playing]

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-What does the branch tell you?
-Oh, nothing. I just think it looks cool.

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I just wanted to touch it.

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[fizzing]

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Yeah. She's still cold with light bubbles.

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That means the humey is close.

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[grunts softly]

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[dramatic music]

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[gulping]

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-[muffled crying]
-[voice] Is anybody out there?

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All right, it's one humey
versus three of us.

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-I like those odds.
-Me and Frank will subdue it,

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hit it with the bath salts,

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which will tear down the walls
of communication between our species.

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Really feel like we've established that,
but why not say it again?

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Just to be clear.
And then extract the information

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while Barry frees the hostages.

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[Barry grunts]

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[dramatic music]

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[man] Fuckin' dry-ass chips...

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[dramatic music]

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[yells] Unhand me, you monster!

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Oh, God! Dip's gonna have
his creamy brains scooped out

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unless we move in now.

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[groans with effort]

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[grunts]

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[coughs]

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[moaning, sputtering]

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[screams]

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[screams] What the fuck?

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[grunting]

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[screaming]

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-What made the water fall?!
-What?

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What makes big water fall
from the ceiling, big man?

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Who sends big water
from above that kills everybody?!

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-Is this a riddle?
-When will it come back?

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[man] I don't know.

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[groaning] Shit!

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Help!

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[foods clamoring]

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It’s about to trample us. Kill it!

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-[Frank] We don’t have our answers yet!
-Just don’t get stepped on!

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[Frank] Is the water poisonous?
Do you have a spell to stop it?

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-Is it a god pissing on us?
-Does the water come on a schedule?

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Do you have the schedule?
Can I have the schedule?

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[food screaming]

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[dramatic music]

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[screams]

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[grunts]

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[yelling]

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[grunts]

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[shrieks in pain]

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[continues screaming in pain]

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[Frank and Brenda gasp]

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What the fuck, Barry, we needed
that humey to get information.

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Well, we got some.
And that information is...

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I still got it, baby.

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What?

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It was gonna kill us. I had to act fast.

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He's not fully dead, by the way.
I mean, you can keep asking.

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Sir, if you could just stop screaming
and wiggling for a second,

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-we need you to answer some questions.
-[screaming stops]

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Oh, great. Fantastic.

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What a waste of time.

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[clears throat]

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Aside from all the liberated foods, yeah.
Welcome!

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You know, the apocalypse has been tough,
but at least I have you and Richie.

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I mean, three is, like,
the perfect number for a crew to have.

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I mean, think about it. Three Musketeers
Three's Company, "Three Blind Mice."

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Oh, God! Oh, Richie’s on fire!
Oh, it’s happening again!

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-Oh, fucker!
-[foods clamoring]

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-There's more!
-Yes!

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[foods shouting]

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-[both gasp]
-Oh.

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Hit ‘em with the bath bombs!

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[screaming]

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-[moans]
-Don't breathe it in.

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Oh, it's too late.
Some of it went up my nose already!

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-[Brenda] Hey, humey, over here!
-Ah.

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[yells]

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Get him!

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Ah!

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[dramatic music]

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Ah!

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[moans]

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Hammer throw!

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Hammer throw!
Under the leg!

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[grunts]

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[groans softly]

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-Jack!
-[Donny grunts]

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[Donny] We can take them!
They’re only food!

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I can't. I'm having a panic attack.

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-I have the heart poundies.
-[heartbeats]

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-[gasps]
-Oh, fuck, run!

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-[panting]
-[Frank and Brenda grunting]

249
00:11:51,876 --> 00:11:52,751
[axe slashing]

250
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,668
[food clamoring, screaming]

251
00:11:54,751 --> 00:11:56,293
-[Brenda moaning]
-[gasping]

252
00:11:58,083 --> 00:12:00,668
[Jack] You're okay, Jack.
Just hide in here, wait it out.

253
00:12:00,751 --> 00:12:02,126
This bad trip's gotta end.

254
00:12:02,209 --> 00:12:04,751
You can do this, Barry.
There's your window, baby.

255
00:12:05,418 --> 00:12:07,126
Here we go. [grunts]

256
00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:09,376
[grunts]

257
00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:11,334
[grunting]

258
00:12:11,418 --> 00:12:13,084
[dramatic music]

259
00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:19,376
[grunting, groaning]

260
00:12:26,459 --> 00:12:27,709
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

261
00:12:27,793 --> 00:12:28,876
[Jack] Aah!

262
00:12:28,959 --> 00:12:30,001
I'm plugged in.

263
00:12:30,084 --> 00:12:30,918
[shouts painfully]

264
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,333
-[Barry grunts]
-[Jack groans]

265
00:12:32,708 --> 00:12:35,376
-What is happening to me?
-[unzipping]

266
00:12:37,583 --> 00:12:39,418
Holy shit, he's really doing it.

267
00:12:39,501 --> 00:12:41,293
[Jack screams]

268
00:12:41,376 --> 00:12:42,751
Yeah!

269
00:12:45,293 --> 00:12:47,083
[groans softly]

270
00:12:47,168 --> 00:12:48,626
Jack, what are you doing?

271
00:12:48,708 --> 00:12:51,043
I don't know! There's a hot dog up my ass!

272
00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:52,208
What do you mean?

273
00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:56,626
I just told you,
there is a hot dog up my asshole!

274
00:12:56,708 --> 00:12:59,043
-[groans] And it's controlling me.
-How!

275
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,793
By pulling on my nuts,
like Ratatouille!

276
00:13:01,876 --> 00:13:04,543
I don't want to be doing
any of this. [grunts]

277
00:13:04,626 --> 00:13:06,584
Well, pull it out of there.

278
00:13:06,668 --> 00:13:09,584
I can't. That would require
use of my hands

279
00:13:09,668 --> 00:13:12,251
and they're not obeying
my commands to them.

280
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:15,168
Try pushing it out!
Like, like, with your butt muscles!

281
00:13:15,251 --> 00:13:16,959
-[grunts]
-Push.

282
00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,001
[grunts]

283
00:13:19,084 --> 00:13:20,668
-[Donny] It’s Lamaze, man.
-It's not working.

284
00:13:20,751 --> 00:13:23,793
Okay. I'm going to help you.
Oh, this might hurt.

285
00:13:23,876 --> 00:13:24,918
[grunts loudly]

286
00:13:25,001 --> 00:13:27,584
-How is that helping me?
-I'm trying to knock you out.

287
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:28,751
Ow!

288
00:13:28,834 --> 00:13:30,793
-[groans]
-Shit, he's going down.

289
00:13:31,376 --> 00:13:32,501
Not today.

290
00:13:33,126 --> 00:13:34,876
-Ah!
-[grunting]

291
00:13:36,043 --> 00:13:39,126
[gasps] Jack, look with you make me do.

292
00:13:39,208 --> 00:13:41,708
Again, I did not make you do anything.

293
00:13:41,793 --> 00:13:43,001
It's the hot dog.

294
00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:44,376
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

295
00:13:48,418 --> 00:13:50,458
[Donny] How's that, you son of a bitch?

296
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:53,501
[Barry muffled] I can't see!
I'm flying blind, baby!

297
00:13:53,583 --> 00:13:54,668
Aah!

298
00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:59,208
I'm sorry Jack, but I got to chop
that little guy out of your butt!

299
00:13:59,293 --> 00:14:01,626
-No! Barry!
-[Frank and Brenda grunting]

300
00:14:01,709 --> 00:14:04,334
[Frank] Hey, you leave our friend
inside your friend's butt alone!

301
00:14:04,418 --> 00:14:06,001
Hey, get-get off of me!

302
00:14:06,084 --> 00:14:06,918
[grunts]

303
00:14:07,001 --> 00:14:08,709
-Jump!
-[Frank and Brenda grunt]

304
00:14:09,751 --> 00:14:11,376
-[Jack shouts]
-[grunts]

305
00:14:11,459 --> 00:14:12,334
[Jack] No, no, no!

306
00:14:13,793 --> 00:14:15,418
[grunting]

307
00:14:16,501 --> 00:14:17,626
[Jack] Sorry!

308
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:22,626
[grunts, groans]

309
00:14:25,251 --> 00:14:27,043
Donny, get up.

310
00:14:27,501 --> 00:14:28,918
[whimpering] Oh, God.

311
00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:31,501
Look what you made me do.

312
00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:33,668
[Jack sobs]

313
00:14:33,751 --> 00:14:36,418
Aah! Please, please, don't hurt me.

314
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,168
I'll do whatever you want.

315
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:40,668
[gasps] Where's my bandana?

316
00:14:42,001 --> 00:14:43,668
[applause, distant cheering]

317
00:14:45,126 --> 00:14:47,418
[Sammy] You know,
lots of orgies happening lately.

318
00:14:47,501 --> 00:14:50,668
You seen those? You been in those?
Anyone here ever fucked a pear

319
00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:53,543
and then get confused
when there’s only one of them?

320
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:55,418
[laughter]

321
00:14:55,501 --> 00:14:58,208
You know, I recently slept
with some bananas.

322
00:14:58,293 --> 00:15:00,376
I guess you could say
I've been fucking a bunch.

323
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:01,876
[laughter]

324
00:15:01,959 --> 00:15:03,959
Anyone think it’s weird
they’re called “dates”

325
00:15:04,043 --> 00:15:05,751
when they can never seem to get one?

326
00:15:05,834 --> 00:15:08,751
Face it, fellas,
the shriveled look is out.

327
00:15:08,834 --> 00:15:11,959
Okay, I had a threesome
with a chicken tender and an egg.

328
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:13,918
Couldn't figure out which one came first.

329
00:15:14,001 --> 00:15:16,334
All I know is they both came before me.

330
00:15:16,418 --> 00:15:18,793
[laughter]

331
00:15:18,876 --> 00:15:21,001
-[creaking]
-Selfish lovers, both of them.

332
00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:23,709
Unlike Chowder, who’s a shellfish lover.

333
00:15:23,793 --> 00:15:25,543
Where’s my seafood at?!

334
00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:28,084
-[laughter continues]
-[rumbling]

335
00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:33,251
[food items clamoring]

336
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,376
[whines like a dog]

337
00:15:35,458 --> 00:15:36,958
[laughter continues]

338
00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,001
[loud rumbling]

339
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:49,251
[food items clamoring]

340
00:15:54,083 --> 00:15:55,958
[rumbling continues]

341
00:15:56,833 --> 00:15:59,043
[dramatic music]

342
00:15:59,126 --> 00:16:01,293
[screaming]

343
00:16:02,334 --> 00:16:06,334
Oh, you know, typical. I was killing,
and now we're all gonna die.

344
00:16:10,876 --> 00:16:11,918
Oh!

345
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,501
[clamoring]

346
00:16:17,584 --> 00:16:20,001
[Jack groaning]

347
00:16:21,959 --> 00:16:23,293
A humey!

348
00:16:23,376 --> 00:16:25,001
[Barry, muffled] Hey, you guys!

349
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:28,834
-Is he trying to save us?
-Don't give him too much credit.

350
00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:31,751
I'm controlling this dumb prick
through his ass.

351
00:16:31,834 --> 00:16:33,958
It sounds crazy,
I know, but it really works.

352
00:16:34,043 --> 00:16:36,126
-See?
-[grunting]

353
00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:38,501
[glass shattering]

354
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:42,083
Run! What are you waiting for?

355
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:44,043
The outside isn’t safe either!

356
00:16:44,126 --> 00:16:45,583
Tell him what you told us.

357
00:16:46,126 --> 00:16:48,876
Water that fell from the sky
is called "rain".

358
00:16:48,958 --> 00:16:52,708
It doesn't happen here often,
even less so due to the ongoing drought.

359
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:55,751
It's actually a huge problem, you see,
but it always comes down to--

360
00:16:55,833 --> 00:16:57,793
-Aah!
-Stop using words we don't know!

361
00:16:57,876 --> 00:17:01,168
Okay, sorry. It's unclear
what you do and don't know.

362
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:04,668
Okay, the thing that you call
"the ceiling" is really a sky,

363
00:17:04,751 --> 00:17:06,876
and the falling water is called rain.

364
00:17:06,918 --> 00:17:08,043
[whispering] What?

365
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:10,458
It only comes when you see
those big fluffy things

366
00:17:10,543 --> 00:17:14,708
that float around up there that sort of
look like a... Oh, a marshmallow.

367
00:17:14,793 --> 00:17:18,126
There you go. If the sky's blue it’s cool,
if it’s grey, stay away. Get the fuck out!

368
00:17:18,208 --> 00:17:20,458
-It's blue now.
-So it's cool.

369
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,168
[rumbling]

370
00:17:30,793 --> 00:17:33,418
[grunts, then gasps] Oh!

371
00:17:35,293 --> 00:17:37,043
We gotta run. We're gonna die!

372
00:17:37,126 --> 00:17:39,126
We're not gonna die.

373
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:42,043
Not today!

374
00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,293
[grunting]

375
00:17:54,418 --> 00:17:58,959
Okay, well, looks like Shopwell's
is officially closed, huh?

376
00:17:59,043 --> 00:18:00,876
Yeah, and that's a good thing,

377
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:03,293
because we never belonged
in there in the first place.

378
00:18:03,376 --> 00:18:05,668
We belong over there.

379
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,293
See? It's nicer.

380
00:18:07,376 --> 00:18:10,668
Yeah, I know we got off
to a bit of a traumatic start.

381
00:18:10,751 --> 00:18:14,251
-But we're back, Foodtopia.
-Now, go forth. Find homes.

382
00:18:14,334 --> 00:18:15,959
Do anything you want.

383
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:20,043
Well, you know,
I guess that’s a wrap on Sammy.

384
00:18:21,043 --> 00:18:23,751
So, uh, what happens to me now?

385
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:27,084
Well, we got what we needed out of you,
so honestly, you're in Barry's hands now.

386
00:18:27,168 --> 00:18:29,834
That's a toughie. I mean,
I'm obviously going to kill you, but how?

387
00:18:29,918 --> 00:18:31,834
Do I shove a hotdog-shaped rock
up your ass,

388
00:18:31,918 --> 00:18:35,626
tie your nuts together, autopilot you off
a cliff, or something more creative?

389
00:18:35,709 --> 00:18:38,084
Like make more
of a big show out of it kind of thing?

390
00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:41,459
That one! The big show one. Yes.

391
00:18:41,543 --> 00:18:44,418
The kind every single
food in town would attend

392
00:18:44,501 --> 00:18:47,501
to watch you do what you do best:
kill this prick.

393
00:18:47,584 --> 00:18:49,959
-That does sound pretty cool.
-And, of course, you know,

394
00:18:50,043 --> 00:18:52,001
there would need to be
a dazzling performance

395
00:18:52,084 --> 00:18:55,459
to keep the foods' attention rapt
prior to the grand finale.

396
00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:57,001
And that's where I come in.

397
00:18:57,084 --> 00:19:00,001
[shudders] It's okay.
This isn't real, this isn't real.

398
00:19:00,084 --> 00:19:04,001
A bagel and a hotdog aren't planning
a festival around your public execution.

399
00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:07,543
No, this is just another one of
your post-Thanksgiving turkey nightmares.

400
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:10,126
Oh, the nightmare's just begun
for you, bitch.

401
00:19:10,209 --> 00:19:11,876
-[laughs]
-[Jack] Aah!

402
00:19:12,501 --> 00:19:14,084
[grunting] Wake up, Jack.

403
00:19:15,543 --> 00:19:17,751
[whimpers] Wake up, Jack.

404
00:19:17,834 --> 00:19:19,084
Wake up.

405
00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,876
[Frank] Where're you taking me?

406
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:25,501
Everyone else is out there finding a place
to live, so I wanted to surprise you.

407
00:19:25,584 --> 00:19:26,834
Okay. Open your eyes.

408
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,543
[Frank] Oh! A tree.

409
00:19:30,626 --> 00:19:32,876
Cool. [stammers] I love it.

410
00:19:32,959 --> 00:19:34,668
Look up, you big dope.

411
00:19:34,751 --> 00:19:36,584
[gentle music]

412
00:19:39,168 --> 00:19:40,876
How did you find this place?

413
00:19:40,959 --> 00:19:43,418
During the war,
I killed one of the small humeys up here.

414
00:19:43,501 --> 00:19:46,168
[gasps] Aw, you decorated it.

415
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:52,001
Okay, look, I know
this is technically in the dark zone,

416
00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:55,418
but I thought it'd be nice to have
a quiet place for just the two of us.

417
00:19:58,168 --> 00:19:59,543
It's perfect.

418
00:20:01,293 --> 00:20:03,501
You've made me
the happiest little sausage in town.

419
00:20:05,876 --> 00:20:08,293
[romantic music]

420
00:20:08,751 --> 00:20:09,834
We did it.

421
00:20:10,626 --> 00:20:12,084
We really did.

422
00:20:12,168 --> 00:20:15,168
From this point on,
and you can remind me later I said this,

423
00:20:15,251 --> 00:20:18,834
I think things are going to be
absolutely perfect.

424
00:20:21,459 --> 00:20:24,126
[indistinct chatter]

425
00:20:26,543 --> 00:20:29,293
-[shouting]
-[angry muttering]

426
00:20:32,043 --> 00:20:33,793
Mine! This is mine!

427
00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,793
I live here now.
I got here before you.

428
00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:38,876
I got here before you.
I got here before you and you and you!

429
00:20:38,959 --> 00:20:41,376
It's mine. It’s mine,
mine, mine, mine, mine!

430
00:20:41,459 --> 00:20:44,168
This is all mine.
And you can't come in. [grunts]

431
00:20:44,251 --> 00:20:45,834
-[gasps]
-It's mine.

432
00:20:52,043 --> 00:20:54,126
[dramatic music]

433
00:20:56,043 --> 00:20:58,918
[grunts] It's mine! Beat it, eggs.

434
00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:00,709
-[egg whines]
-[muffled laughter]

435
00:21:02,751 --> 00:21:03,751
Mine!

436
00:21:05,043 --> 00:21:06,459
Out of my way, small potatoes.

437
00:21:06,543 --> 00:21:07,876
Whoa!

438
00:21:08,334 --> 00:21:10,709
-[doors slamming]
-[foods shouting]

439
00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:13,001
-Mine!
-Mine!

440
00:21:14,959 --> 00:21:16,918
-Mine!
-Mine!

441
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,959
Mine!

442
00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:23,001
[dramatic music]