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[vibrant orchestral music]

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♪ Foodtopia ♪

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[upbeat music]

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[indistinct chatter]

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[Jack] Why'd you cut my toe off?

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I'm glad you asked.
That's a very smart question.

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Just testing out how quickly you're
gonna burn.

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We don't want it to be too fast.
We also don't want it to be too slow.

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-But you see that?
-[crying]

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Turns out you're gonna burn just right.

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Aah! Please, you don't have to do this.

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Come on, man. You hear how excited
everyone is down there?

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That's 'cause of you.

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[high pitched voice] It's Burning Man!

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We're gonna burn a man.

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-[foods chattering]
-We can't disappoint them.

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I really gotta hand it to you guys,
building an entire music festival

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around this bozo's death,
it's very inspiring stuff.

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Plus, it's a great way
to showcase new talent

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and, more importantly, my vocal range.

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Oh, wow. You're gonna sing?

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You know, I don't know if you know this,
but I can carry a tune myself.

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[chuckles, clears throat]

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♪ Rosemary lemon drops, panko and butter ♪

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♪ Mixed greens and Corn Nuts
make my heart flutter… ♪

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-Okay. Thanks, toots, we'll be in touch.
-Frank, did you hear that?

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He's gonna... he's gonna be in touch.
I might be in the big show.

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Now, Barry, make sure
you don't light this putz up

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-before my emotional crescendo.
-Copy that.

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-And how will I know when you hit it?
-When your little beef nub busts au jus

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all over your
fancy little shoes, that’s when.

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I look forward to that.

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♪ Woo-oo-oo ♪

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♪ Dough-Bread-Meat-Pho Soup-Lasagnnnaaa ♪

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Okay, I think I've heard enough, A Dill…

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-[A Dill sniffles]
-…because you are going to Burning Man.

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[squeals] Oh, my goodness!

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[laughs] Thank you! Thank you!

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-Okay, great.
-[A Dill laughs]

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Next up, Megan Thee Scallion.

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[hip hop beat plays]

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[booty wobbles]

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How many more auditions we need
to get through?

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Okay, let's see here,
we have, uh, Pruno Mars, Celine Dijon,

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Machine Gun Jelly, Boy Porridge, Corn,

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and Pita Ora. [echoes]

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[Celine sings] ♪ I just have to admit
that it's all coming back to me ♪

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Okay, look, here's the thing, Katy.

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I can't be around any pitas or lavash--

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No flatbreads of any kind, okay?

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This show is about celebration and escape.

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I… We don't want to feature imagery

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that reminds anyone of the only food
to ever feel like home to me. [sobs]

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-So sorry, hon. You're dismissed.
-[Pita whimpers]

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Okay, that's better.
So, wow, she's still going, huh?

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I could watch this all day.

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-[Megan screaming]
-Oh, my God!

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[foods screaming]

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-What the hell is that?
-[foods clamoring]

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-[squawks]
-[foods screaming]

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Ah! Go away!

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How does it stay in the air so long?

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Aah!

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[clamoring continues]

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-Oh, no, no.
-[squawks]

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[Frank and Brenda panting]

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-Ah!
-Oh!

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-[distant scream]
-[grunting]

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[gasping]

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You tellin' me there's things other than
humeys that eat us? This is fucked.

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I know. This is gonna ruin
Sammy Bagel Junior Presents Burning Man.

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Mark my words, that man will burn.

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[dramatic music]

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-[bird squawking]
-[foods clamoring]

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-[bird squawks]
-[panting]

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[grunts, continues panting]

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[grunts with effort]

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[grunts]

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[dramatic music continues]

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[squawks]

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-Yes, Barry, yes!
-Kill it, Barry, kill it!

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But also, be careful.

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-[squawks]
-[wind whistles]

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[grunts]

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[music continues]

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Where's the entry point?

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How am I supposed to control this thing?

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Hot… dog.

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-[bird farts]
-[Barry screams]

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[Frank and Brenda] Barry, no!

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-[gasps]
-[bird squawks faintly]

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-Clever girl.
-[squawking continues]

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He's okay. That was so gross,
but-but he's okay.

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-[bird squawks]
-How are we gonna stop this thang?

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-[snores]
-[squawking in distance]

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Ah! No. Oh, no.

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Those are the first winks of sleep
I've had since the apocalypse.

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Well, wakey-wakey, asshole,
we got a new problem for you to solve.

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Either you tell us what that thing
picking us off one by one is,

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or I start picking off
those eyebrow hairs one by one.

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No, no, no, no, please.
They'll grow back so weird.

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Then start talkin'.

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Okay, I know what that is.

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But, uh, before I tell you,
I'm so thirsty. Can I have some water?

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-Oh. Oh, no, no. Is water alive?
-[scoffs]

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I've seen water bottles walking around,
but, okay, what about normal tap water?

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Uh, like, does life begin
when it enters the bottle?

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-[sighs]
-And what part's alive?

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The bottle or the water inside it?

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I'm sorry. I don't get your rules.

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This is so frustrating for me.
You must understand.

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Our rules are simple, ya fuckin' moron.
You're embarrassing yourself.

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You want to quench your thirst?
You quench our problem first.

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[bird squawks in the distance]

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[Frank] All right!
We know how to stop this thing.

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But we need everybody's help.

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[bird squawks]

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[suspenseful music]

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-[bird squawking]
-[panting]

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Hey, remember me?

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You shit directly in my face.

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-[dramatic music]
-[bird squawks]

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Come to Barry, you squawky fuck.

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Now!

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[squawks]

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[bird squawks]

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[cheers]

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Woo-hoo-hoo!

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[foods cheer]

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Yeah!

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Hey, up top. That was a great idea.

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It wasn't our idea. It was his.

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-Oh, that was Turkey's baby?
-No, damn it! Move, Turkey.

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-[gobbling]
-It was his.

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[Jack] Help! Help!

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You got more advice from the humey?

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Oh, my God. And you made me
unwittingly compliment it.

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Ooh, Burning Man is back on, baby.

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Uh… yeah, about that.
Is it really the smartest decision

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to burn this guy alive
now that he saved us… twice?

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Let me make sure I'm hearing you straight.
Are you suggesting we shouldn't burn him?

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Like, at all?

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I think Frank is saying maybe
we should just delay burning him, right?

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Yeah. Yeah, just a little.

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Just delay it until we have
a better handle on things.

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Exactly. Who knows when the next random
thing will pop up that we can't solve.

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I could've solved
that flapping sky monster thing.

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-It just shit in my face.
-It's called a bird.

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I'm not calling it that.

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Look, Gum died.
We needed some info in a pinch.

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I was fine with that,
but it's a slippery slope.

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Soon you're gonna wanna use this humey
for every little problem that crops up.

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Not for every problem,
just the random, inexplicable ones.

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We don't need him.

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At the first sign of trouble
you wanna run back to our oppressors?

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Did we not topple their whole society
in a comically short period of time?

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-We did.
-And did we or did we not tear down

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all stigmas around
both fucking and sucking?

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Yeah, yeah. We did that too.

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Then have some
goddamn pride in your species.

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Have some faith in yourselves.
This is our time, not theirs.

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He burns tonight.

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-[cheering and applause]
-[Sammy] Welcome to the show.

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You know, my name,
of course, is Sammy Bagel.

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It's my pleasure to introduce
the first food group of the evening.

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Put your tiny hands together
for the Talking Breads.

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[to the tune of "Burning Down The House"]

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♪ Our toast it is both brown and golden ♪

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♪ Oh butter ♪

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♪ Don't spread it on our faces ♪

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♪ We were once bread
then exposed to heat ♪

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♪ It turned us into toast ♪

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♪ Pumpernickel, sourdough ♪

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♪ There's so many types of loaves ♪

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♪ Focaccia, ciabatta ♪

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♪ Marble rye, baguette, brioche ♪

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♪ Which bread do you like the most? ♪

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♪ Maybe it is a challah ♪

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[Julius] Having trouble seeing the show?

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You're in luck.
Pretty great view from up here.

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[excited chattering]

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And all I ask is that you give me
a little something-something in return.

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Oh, I get it.
You want me to eat that big orange ass?

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-My what?
-Your asshole.

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The gaper you got hangin'
off your bedunk there.

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Ah! So it is.

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A tempting offer, but…

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I'm actually more interested
in that sweet ol' mouth pearl you got.

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[distant crowd chatter]

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[grunting]

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How do they know how to play music?

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None of this makes sense.

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[grunts, moans]

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[song continues]

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All right, we're all set.

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The fire's going to travel up
this here string to the top of the hill,

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set the curtains on fire,
revealing the humey…

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Who, as it turns out,
will also be on fire.

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-[chuckles] It's genius.
-[Barry] Woo-hoo!

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Well, there is no getting through to that.

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Okay, I do not feel great about letting
our only source of information die.

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What if he doesn't?

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Okay, you already have my heart,
but now you have my attention.

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You and me,
we know what's best for Foodtopia,

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and killin' this guy, that ain't it.
We need to put a stop to this.

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Wait, are you really suggesting
we blatantly go against Barry's wishes?

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I mean… [stammering]?
So, what about our wishes?

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-Our wishes don't count?
-Yeah.

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-Don't you want your wishes to count?
-Yeah.

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-Then, you know what, here's what I say.
-Yeah?

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We're… There's two of us.

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So how come his wish
overrides our two wishes?

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Yeah. Wait, he has Sammy. That evens out.

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No, what that does, is it makes it a wash.
It makes it a wish wash.

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Okay, well, who does a tie go to
in the event of a wish wash?

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I think we both know it goes to us

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because we are the ones looking out
for the betterment of Foodtopia, okay?

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This'll be all right.
Barry will come around,

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and he'll see we're doing the right thing.

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But ideally, honestly,
he will never fucking find out about this.

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Right? Okay, I'm with you. But, yeah, it's
gonna be really bad when he finds out.

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-Yes, but he won't find out.
-No, he won't.

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-But I'm with you.
-But he won't find out.

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[Brenda] Oh, I think it would
be very bad if he did.

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["Macarena" plays]

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♪ I am just a little dancin'
piece of macaroni ♪

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♪ I am not spaghetti
or penne or rigatoni ♪

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♪ I am not lasagna
or a fat slab of bologna ♪

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♪ I'm Macaroni ♪

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-[band music continues]
-[crowd chatters]

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♪ I am not spaghetti
or penne or rigatoni ♪

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♪ I am not lasagna
or a fat slab of baloney ♪

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♪ I'm Macaroni ♪

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♪ Have you ever seen a macaroni dancin'? ♪

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♪ Who's a hunk and he deserves
a second glancin' ♪

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♪ All my crust is enticin' and romancin' ♪

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♪ I'm a fancy macaroni ♪

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00:11:53,083 --> 00:11:55,418
♪ I am just a little dancin'
piece of macaroni ♪

239
00:11:57,001 --> 00:11:58,458
[dramatic music]

240
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♪ I'm macaroni ♪

241
00:12:02,626 --> 00:12:04,168
[crowd cheering]

242
00:12:04,959 --> 00:12:06,626
[Frank] How the hell are we
gonna pull this off?

243
00:12:06,709 --> 00:12:09,168
We can't just untie him.
Everyone will see the humey's missing.

244
00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:13,543
Frank, remember back at Shopwell's when a…
when a food got chosen off a shelf,

245
00:12:13,626 --> 00:12:18,043
someone would come by and immediately
replace them with the exact same food?

246
00:12:18,126 --> 00:12:20,251
Yes, I obviously remember that.

247
00:12:20,334 --> 00:12:23,043
And that is a lovely walk
down memory lane,

248
00:12:23,126 --> 00:12:25,959
but I really think we need to focus
on how the fuck we're gonna…

249
00:12:26,043 --> 00:12:27,668
[gasps] Oh!

250
00:12:29,834 --> 00:12:34,958
♪ I heard from two leeks
you went off to date her ♪

251
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:39,708
♪ You’re not a meat, you’re just a tater ♪

252
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,918
[cheering and applause]

253
00:12:41,001 --> 00:12:43,001
Thank you. Thank you so much.

254
00:12:43,083 --> 00:12:45,251
Olive-ia Rodrigo, everybody.

255
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:48,583
Oof, I would not want to be
the tater that wronged that olive.

256
00:12:48,668 --> 00:12:50,543
[indistinct chatter]

257
00:12:50,626 --> 00:12:53,126
[Brenda and Frank grunting with effort]

258
00:12:55,001 --> 00:12:56,668
-[groans]
-Shit, shit, shit.

259
00:12:56,751 --> 00:12:59,083
We need to hurry. How are we supposed
to move this thing?

260
00:12:59,168 --> 00:13:02,459
Maybe we could pilot one
through the cockpit like Barry did?

261
00:13:02,543 --> 00:13:04,584
-How? They're all dead.
-I don't know.

262
00:13:04,668 --> 00:13:07,001
Oh, maybe one of them has
a little juice left in it.

263
00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,709
-You know, we don't need it to go far.
-Worth a shot.

264
00:13:09,793 --> 00:13:11,043
[suspenseful music]

265
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:13,626
[grunts]

266
00:13:13,709 --> 00:13:15,709
[gasps] Nothing. A dud.

267
00:13:19,043 --> 00:13:20,584
[continues grunting]

268
00:13:20,668 --> 00:13:22,418
All right, all right, all right.

269
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,793
Now's the moment
you've all been waiting for.

270
00:13:24,876 --> 00:13:28,084
My show-stopping performance
coupled with…

271
00:13:28,168 --> 00:13:32,501
the ceremonial lightning of the humey!

272
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:35,043
-Oh, shit.
-Shit, Sammy's grand finale.

273
00:13:35,126 --> 00:13:37,083
We gotta hurry. [grunting]

274
00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:41,293
[groans] Old hunk o' junk.

275
00:13:42,126 --> 00:13:44,043
[human groans softly]

276
00:13:44,126 --> 00:13:45,543
Wait, did you hear that?

277
00:13:46,501 --> 00:13:48,626
[heavy breathing]

278
00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,293
[dramatic music]

279
00:13:53,168 --> 00:13:55,708
[raspy inhale, heart beating]

280
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,376
I think we got a live one.

281
00:13:57,458 --> 00:13:59,001
-[Brenda] Yes!
-[Frank] I'm going in.

282
00:14:00,084 --> 00:14:02,418
[muffled] I’m going…
I’m doing it! I’m in there.

283
00:14:02,501 --> 00:14:05,376
-[stammering] Is he going?
-No, no.

284
00:14:05,459 --> 00:14:08,084
No, nothing yet, but keep going, honey,
you've got this.

285
00:14:08,168 --> 00:14:10,793
Move your hands around.
Just start grabbin' things.

286
00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,876
-[coughs]
-That's it, Frank. Come on!

287
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,543
-[Frank grunting]
-[blows air]

288
00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:18,418
Yes! Now get up in there
and make me proud.

289
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:23,543
[breathing, gurgling]

290
00:14:23,918 --> 00:14:26,168
-[coughs, sputters]
-[Brenda] Yes!

291
00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:27,876
[triumphant music]

292
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:29,584
Shit! [grunts]

293
00:14:30,376 --> 00:14:33,958
It's moving! [grunting]

294
00:14:34,043 --> 00:14:35,751
I think I'm doing it!

295
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,251
[music fades]

296
00:14:37,333 --> 00:14:38,958
[crowd chatters]

297
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,626
[knuckles crack]

298
00:14:42,501 --> 00:14:44,918
-[cymbals crash]
-[tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire"]

299
00:14:45,001 --> 00:14:46,293
[audience cheers]

300
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:56,708
[cheering and applause]

301
00:14:56,793 --> 00:14:58,293
♪ Bag of flour, bag of chips ♪

302
00:14:58,376 --> 00:15:00,376
♪ Creamy mushroom, tub of dip ♪

303
00:15:00,459 --> 00:15:03,251
♪ One tomato, two potato
Yellow brick of cheese ♪

304
00:15:03,334 --> 00:15:07,001
♪ Eggplant, chocolate bar
Berry jam in a jar ♪

305
00:15:07,084 --> 00:15:10,376
♪ Watermelon, apple, lemon
Frozen bag of peas ♪

306
00:15:10,459 --> 00:15:13,209
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪

307
00:15:13,293 --> 00:15:16,918
♪ What a thing of beauty
When we cook a humey ♪

308
00:15:17,001 --> 00:15:19,626
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪

309
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:21,751
Shit, we don't have enough time.

310
00:15:22,584 --> 00:15:23,876
Then I'll buy us some.

311
00:15:23,959 --> 00:15:27,043
♪ Meatloaf, parmesan
Sweet relish, Grey Poupon ♪

312
00:15:27,126 --> 00:15:28,543
♪ Mozzarella, mortadella ♪

313
00:15:28,626 --> 00:15:30,626
- ♪ Cinnamon sticks ♪
-[gasps]

314
00:15:30,709 --> 00:15:34,001
♪ Cauliflower, cantaloupe
Jumbo sized licorice rope ♪

315
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:37,293
♪ Beef jerky, turkey
And assorted trail mix ♪

316
00:15:37,708 --> 00:15:40,126
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪

317
00:15:40,208 --> 00:15:43,833
♪ What a fun occasion
For the food persuasion ♪

318
00:15:43,918 --> 00:15:45,626
Brenda, you are good.

319
00:15:45,708 --> 00:15:48,458
You are goddamn good.

320
00:15:48,543 --> 00:15:51,418
-[Sammy continues singing]
-[human sputters]

321
00:15:51,501 --> 00:15:54,251
♪ Rosemary, thyme and sage
Sammy's on the center stage ♪

322
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,833
♪ Your attention fills my hole ♪

323
00:15:55,918 --> 00:15:57,583
-♪ Hey! Keep your eyes on me ♪
-Huh?

324
00:15:57,668 --> 00:16:00,501
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪

325
00:16:00,584 --> 00:16:04,293
♪ What a fun occasion
for the food persuasion ♪

326
00:16:04,376 --> 00:16:06,168
-♪ We're gonna start a--
-What the fuck?

327
00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:08,084
Psst! The flame's out.

328
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,043
I gotta relight it.
Can you improv a couple more verses?

329
00:16:11,126 --> 00:16:14,293
Hey, does a beet leave your junk red
after you fuck it?

330
00:16:14,376 --> 00:16:17,626
♪ Can o' tuna, can o' beans
Cauliflower, mixed greens ♪

331
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,751
♪ Yellow mustard, pie custard
Bagel from the bin ♪

332
00:16:20,834 --> 00:16:22,751
-Yeah!
-♪ Soda pop, cough drop ♪

333
00:16:22,834 --> 00:16:24,918
♪ Hey, check out that muffin top ♪

334
00:16:25,001 --> 00:16:28,209
♪ Rum, whiskey, bottle gin
Can't forget the pumpkin ♪

335
00:16:29,043 --> 00:16:31,876
Our Father who art in heaven,

336
00:16:31,959 --> 00:16:34,333
Hallowed be thy…
Wait, is it "hallow" or "hallowed"?

337
00:16:34,418 --> 00:16:36,708
Oh, fuck. Uh… uh, okay.

338
00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:41,043
Hail Mary, son of… a bitch!
Okay. What-what are the words?

339
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:44,168
I can't remember any prayers!
I'm going to die a sinner!

340
00:16:44,251 --> 00:16:45,751
-[Frank] Not today.
-Huh?

341
00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,333
[grunting]

342
00:16:47,418 --> 00:16:49,293
-[gasps]
-[coughs]

343
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:51,833
Oh, no, the bath salts
are melting my brain.

344
00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:54,583
-[gasping for air]
-Oh, it's you.

345
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:57,208
-Did you bring me water?
-What? No.

346
00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:01,918
-[gasps]
-Brenda, I'm almost in place.

347
00:17:05,918 --> 00:17:08,043
Oh, we gotta do this now!

348
00:17:09,793 --> 00:17:11,083
[chuckles]

349
00:17:11,168 --> 00:17:12,293
[song continues]

350
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:18,708
-[Brenda grunts]
-Huh?

351
00:17:18,793 --> 00:17:20,708
[drumming continues]

352
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:22,918
[groans]

353
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,751
[grunting] Prop him up.

354
00:17:25,958 --> 00:17:28,668
[Jack] Who is that guy?
Can I have his shirt?

355
00:17:28,751 --> 00:17:30,793
[song continues]

356
00:17:30,876 --> 00:17:32,418
-[Frank] Right ball!
-[wheezes]

357
00:17:33,834 --> 00:17:35,001
Whoa!

358
00:17:37,834 --> 00:17:39,334
[Frank] Left ball.

359
00:17:39,418 --> 00:17:40,834
-[Brenda grunts]
-[man wheezes]

360
00:17:40,918 --> 00:17:42,084
Whoa!

361
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:45,043
-[grunts]
-[Jack moans]

362
00:17:47,709 --> 00:17:49,709
-[gasps]
-[audience cheers]

363
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:51,918
Wow!

364
00:17:52,001 --> 00:17:53,834
Frank, curtain's up!

365
00:17:54,709 --> 00:17:58,751
[shrieking] Hot, hot! Hot fire, hot fire!

366
00:17:58,834 --> 00:18:00,459
[Frank grunts]

367
00:18:00,543 --> 00:18:03,918
No! Little hot dog!
You don’t have to go in my… [screams]

368
00:18:04,001 --> 00:18:07,043
[Jack shouts painfully]

369
00:18:11,751 --> 00:18:14,793
[Sammy sings]
♪ The humey is on fire ♪

370
00:18:15,668 --> 00:18:18,876
♪ We can hear him searing
While the food is cheering ♪

371
00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:22,084
♪ As the flames lick higher and higher ♪

372
00:18:22,168 --> 00:18:26,793
♪ Everybody's watching me
It's all about the Sammy ♪

373
00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:28,126
[audience cheers]

374
00:18:28,209 --> 00:18:31,251
-♪ Yeah ♪
-[crowd chants] Sammy! Sammy!

375
00:18:31,334 --> 00:18:34,543
This is great! Frank, Brenda, get up here.

376
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:36,001
[cheering continues]

377
00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:38,751
[audience chants and chatters]

378
00:18:38,834 --> 00:18:40,626
Frank? Brenda?

379
00:18:42,584 --> 00:18:45,334
[grunts, groans]

380
00:18:45,418 --> 00:18:47,376
Aah!

381
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,668
Will you watch it?
Wow, this guy's a klutz!

382
00:18:49,751 --> 00:18:52,543
[groans] I'm not in control of this.

383
00:18:53,501 --> 00:18:55,751
Oh, oh. [slurps, then moans]

384
00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:59,168
Barry made this look a lot easier
than it is. He's like an ass savant.

385
00:18:59,251 --> 00:19:00,584
[groans]

386
00:19:00,668 --> 00:19:03,168
I can't thank you enough
for saving me back there.

387
00:19:03,251 --> 00:19:05,501
They say fire's
one of the worst ways to go.

388
00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,959
-[Frank grunts] We did it.
-[suction noise]

389
00:19:08,043 --> 00:19:09,251
Yeah!

390
00:19:09,334 --> 00:19:11,543
[triumphant music]

391
00:19:11,626 --> 00:19:12,918
We did the right thing, right?

392
00:19:13,001 --> 00:19:16,043
Yeah, definitely. Right?

393
00:19:16,751 --> 00:19:18,376
[Jack] Oh, absolutely.

394
00:19:18,459 --> 00:19:21,293
I mean, you two should feel really good
about yourselves right now.

395
00:19:21,376 --> 00:19:22,501
[stomach rumbles]

396
00:19:22,584 --> 00:19:25,918
Look, I feel a bit awkward
saying this to food,

397
00:19:26,001 --> 00:19:29,043
but I haven't eaten in a long time.

398
00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:31,459
I'm not gonna be much help to you
if I starve to death.

399
00:19:31,543 --> 00:19:35,209
So, uh, those talking breads
sounded pretty tasty.

400
00:19:35,293 --> 00:19:36,293
[sinister music]

401
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,501
So did the macaroni.

402
00:19:37,584 --> 00:19:40,543
I'm not picky.
I'd eat any of those musical acts.

403
00:19:40,626 --> 00:19:43,459
I don't want to be greedy.
I'm not asking for the headliner.

404
00:19:43,543 --> 00:19:45,168
I know the bagel's your friend.

405
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,126
An opening act, a roadie. Anything.

406
00:19:48,209 --> 00:19:49,584
You two can make the call.

407
00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:52,209
So, what do you say, huh?

408
00:19:53,751 --> 00:19:55,668
[dramatic music]