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[vibrant orchestral music]

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♪ Foodtopia ♪

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[Beethoven's "Moonlight Sonata" playing]

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[music continues]

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[groans]

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[weeps]

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Now, now, Julius.

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Don't forget, you're nothing without me.

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[gruffly] Clean it up!

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[music intensifies]

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[normal voice] Now, smile.

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There you go.

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[laughs heartily]

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[distant parade music]

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[distant crowd cheering]

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[Julius to self]
Laugh it up, you fucking morons.

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[laughs] Yeah, yeah, there you go.

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Whoo! Yeah. Ho-ho!

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[grunts]

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[Veiner Hotzdog] A tale of two cities.

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One with wealth and power
beyond imagination.

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The other...

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a barren wasteland,

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destitute, with the stench
of hopelessness and decay.

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I'm sorry, Veiner,
I can't run your usual depressing shtick.

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Julius' new mandate is
to de-emphasize inequality

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by distracting foods with shock value news
we will not fact check,

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and with entertainment.

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Like our new show, Squid Games.

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It's a live feed
of the Calamari brothers playing checkers.

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[Calamari screaming]

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Surprisingly soothing.

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But how can you ignore the suffering?

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We must thrust ourselves, without plan,
no plan at all, into the stories.

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We're in the midst
of a veritable Challah-caust.

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Not according to
my new panelist, Melon Gibson.

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The Challah-caust is a lie.

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Also, bagels are responsible
for every war.

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Whoa, okay. Easy there, Melon.

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[snarls]

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[Melon grunting]

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[clicks tongue] Ah.

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[excited chatter]

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Hey, fellas, you want to party
with someone famous?

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Whoo-hoo!

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[Barry] Sammy turned into
a real piece of shit, didn't he?

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Too bad. I used to like him,
but now he's a lost cause, clearly.

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Just one more example
of good food gone bad.

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Yeah. Friends just really let you down
in the end, don't they?

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Don't they? Not you, Brenda. You're cool.

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Thanks, Barry.

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I guess foods weren't ready
to tear down the whole system.

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[sighs] I shouldn't have split our vote.

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I'm the one that drove you to that,
it's my fault.

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-I shouldn't have lied to you guys.
-And?

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I should not have stolen those teeth,
especially, in potato-head.

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-And?
-I shouldn't have propelled you

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into the fountain with a brake maneuver
during my tooth heist getaway.

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-And?
-Okay!

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And I should not have engaged
in sexual fucking with the humey.

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There it is. Finally!

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I shouldn't have fucked the humey.

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I was feeling insecure, and it's just...
he believed in me so much

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at a time when I didn't believe
enough in myself...

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or you guys.

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I should have put more faith in us.

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And I didn't. And I'm sorry.
I don't expect you to ever forgive me.

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That's good.
Because what you did was unforgivable.

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I know. And for what it's worth,
I'm getting rid of the humey, Barry.

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For good. I swear on our friendship.

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[scoffs] What friendship?

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[distant party noise]

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Well, I guess I deserve that.

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And probably worse from you.

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So, I'll just go.

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I don't know where, but...

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[sighs] I forgive you.

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You do?

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-You really messed up.
-I know I did. I really did.

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But maybe it's in food nature to fuck up.
I mean, none of us are perfect,

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and that's why our society isn't perfect.

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Yes, exactly!
Any one of us could have fucked the humey.

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I regret saying that. That's not true.

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The point is, we put too much pressure
on ourselves to fix Foodtopia

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when we should have
put more energy into us.

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And...

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I guess the silver lining is
we can do that now.

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It's going to take time.

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What I saw was... horrific,

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and I can't get those images
out of my head.

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Like the one where mayonnaise
squirted out of his...

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Okay, you don't have to say it.
I... I understand.

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'Cause I was there. Just...
Just take as much time as you need.

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But, Frank,
we still have to fix Foodtopia.

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We lost, but they're still our children.

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They're always gonna be
our responsibility,

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regardless of whether they push us away
or act like little assholes.

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Hey, losers, Julius rules!

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-[laughs]
-Hm.

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It's her job to bring out the good.

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Even in Julius.

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You know, I bet
deep down inside him, there's...

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there's a food in there
that just wants to be loved.

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I bet I could get through to him.

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Your bun-evolence
never ceases to amaze me.

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[Veiner Hotzdog]
Even in the poison ashes of defeat,

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forgiveness blooms,
giving rise to love's bountiful harvest.

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This guy's still filming you, huh?

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Yeah. I kind of don't mind it anymore.

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-I'll see you later?
-I see no reason why you wouldn't.

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[distant parade music]

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Frank! Is everything okay?
How'd your election go?

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Oh, uh, it went well, buddy.

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Yeah, the whole thing went great
because you did such a good job.

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Oh, that's incredible!

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Did you wobble like I suggested?

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I knew you wouldn't end things, Frank.

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Looks like I'll have to do it.

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Oh, yeah.

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Uh, I wobbled... wobbled the whole time.
And they, uh, they loved it.

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Think the wobble, uh,
wobble's what sealed the deal.

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Um...

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Which is what makes
this next part a little hard to say.

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Oh, no. Not this again.

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Jack. It's not you, man. Okay?

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It's me and the fact that I could never
possibly be with someone like you.

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Well, that's basically saying it's me.

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Okay, it is you. You're a humey.

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You know, of all the times
I've been dumped,

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this one hurts the most.

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[weeps] Even more than the time
I got dumped on a roller coaster,

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and then all those strangers
bought prints of the on-ride photo

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because I was crying so hard. [sobs]

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You know what? No.

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Every other time I've been dumped,
I just walked away and accepted it.

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But not this time.

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Not us.

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-I'm gonna fight for this.
-You're gonna fight for this?

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Yep. You know what I say
to this breakup attempt? Huh?

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-No, thank you.
-What?

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I'm not letting you get rid of me
'cause I'm in love with you.

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You hear that world?!
I'm in love with a hot dog!

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-Whoo!
-Hey, shut up with that shit.

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Knock that off. Keep your voice down.

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Look, I'm trying to get
my life back on track, okay?

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The only way I can be with Brenda,

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and even have a hope of getting Barry
to trust me again, is to let you go.

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No. What we have is real, Frank.

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One hundred percent
pure grade A beef real.

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No, it's not.

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You really thought
you could ever be accepted by food,

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as one of our own?

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Get out of here.

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You and your stupid human breath.

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Go, go! Get, get!

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Get out of here!
Can't you see I don't want you anymore?

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You don't mean that. Ah!

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-[sobs]
-Yes, I do.

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You... You monster!

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Wow, I knew hot dogs
could clog your heart,

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but I didn't know they could break it.

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[sobs quietly]

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[Jack weeps]

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[somber piano music playing]

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[birds chirping]

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[party chatter]

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[festive music playing]

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[music continues]

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[Barry] I know what you're doing, Sammy.

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I was ready to write you off,
but I see now that good foods can go bad.

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And then they have the potential
to go good again.

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Oh, you're saying I've gone bad?

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Then why are there
so many foods here for me,

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cheering me on
when I bust a move like this?

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[party crowd cheers]

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[applause and cheering]

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Sammy, you didn't know me
when I was the runt of my package.

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Everyone picked on me for being small.

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Then, the revolution started
and I became a hero.

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Killing humeys made me feel
like I was two feet tall.

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But now I see all the thrill-seeking
and the heart-pounding action

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was just me trying to mask the pain
I felt from being a runt.

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And I'm pretty sure
you're using fame and attention

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to mask the pain that you feel
from losing Lavash.

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[loud drum bang]

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[Sammy screams]

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-[crowd gasps]
-[Barry grunts]

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Hey, don't you ever
say his name around me.

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-[Barry gasps]
-Get outta here, you little runt.

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You're just jealous of my success,
and my cars, and my friends...

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-No, no.
-...and my screens.

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-No, no, no. Nothing could be further...
-I have everything I ever wanted.

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Everything. I'm an everything bagel!

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-Okay, well, I... Whoa!
-[Sammy shrieks]

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You're an everything bagel.

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[breathing heavily]

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Ah, jeez. Is that what I sound like?

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[footsteps approaching]

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I'm here to see Julius.

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No one is to enter Julius' suite
between the time of dark and light.

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Oh, okay, I'll come back. Wait a minute...

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What? No, hey, I'm not leaving
until I get to see him.

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Look, there's foods dying in the street.

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Yeah? Why don't you join 'em?

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[Brenda] Agh!

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[whimpering sounds]

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A whimpering vent?

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Wait, vents don't do that.

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[whimpering continues]

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Julius. Exactly as I thought.

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He's just a sad little citrus.

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[grunts, groans]

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[grunts]

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[exhales]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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[grunts]

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[Julius crying]

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Hello?

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[whimpering]

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[Brenda] Julius?

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[faint weeping sounds]

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Julius?!

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[muffled] Help!
You gotta get me outta here!

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[muffled speech]

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[Brenda groans]

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Help! You got to get me out of here!

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What? I don't understand.
What is happening?

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Just get me out of here!

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Uh, okay. Okay. What's the code?

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I don't know. I don't know anything
when she's inside me.

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-Inside you?
-My brain just shuts down.

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What? Okay, I'm very confused.

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-What the fuck are you talking about?
-[door opens]

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Oh, God. She's back.

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-She's back!
-What? Who's back?

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[grunting] You gotta run. Run!

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-Run, you dumb bun!
-What? Run from what?

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[Jeri] Well, well, well...

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-[Brenda] Uh...
-Look what the orange dragged in.

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-[Julius moans]
-Sorry. Hello?

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[Jeri] Down here, my dear.

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I can imagine
you're pretty confused at this moment,

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your mind racing with questions?

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Who is this little grain of rice?

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Why is Julius chained up
and begging for help?

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[Julius shudders]

247
00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:34,668
[motor starts]

248
00:13:34,751 --> 00:13:38,168
[Jeri] And what is that
peculiar contraption

249
00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:41,083
behind his bright, puckered b-hole?

250
00:13:41,168 --> 00:13:42,083
-Aah!
-[motor stops]

251
00:13:42,168 --> 00:13:44,376
Why are you just watching this?

252
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:47,208
Uh, I'm not sure what I'm even watching.

253
00:13:47,293 --> 00:13:49,458
Did I say you could fucking talk, Julius?

254
00:13:49,543 --> 00:13:51,708
-[motor whirs]
-[Julius gags]

255
00:13:52,333 --> 00:13:56,293
Perhaps, it would help
if I tell you my "orange-in" story.

256
00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:57,918
[Jeri laughs]

257
00:13:58,001 --> 00:13:59,793
Ah. After the war,

258
00:14:00,376 --> 00:14:03,543
the thought of a true union of food,

259
00:14:03,626 --> 00:14:05,668
oh, it was so promising.

260
00:14:05,751 --> 00:14:06,834
[crowd cheering]

261
00:14:06,918 --> 00:14:08,626
But then, the flood...

262
00:14:08,709 --> 00:14:12,043
And all my hopes washed away...

263
00:14:12,126 --> 00:14:16,126
-[grains of rice screaming]
-...along with my 4,000 cousins.

264
00:14:16,209 --> 00:14:17,293
I needed help...

265
00:14:17,376 --> 00:14:20,793
-Thank you, thank you!
-No, thank you, sticky rice.

266
00:14:20,876 --> 00:14:21,834
I love these things.

267
00:14:21,918 --> 00:14:23,959
...but none would come.

268
00:14:24,751 --> 00:14:27,209
I retreated to Shopwell's
like everyone else.

269
00:14:27,959 --> 00:14:30,209
But there was no unity.

270
00:14:30,293 --> 00:14:32,333
It was every food for themselves.

271
00:14:32,418 --> 00:14:34,251
[food items clamoring]

272
00:14:34,333 --> 00:14:38,876
It was there
I saw the true nature of food.

273
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:41,418
I saw what they needed,

274
00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:44,208
what they would do
to each other to get it.

275
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:48,333
I knew I had no chance.

276
00:14:48,751 --> 00:14:50,458
I was too small.

277
00:14:51,251 --> 00:14:54,293
Then your friend came back
with the answer.

278
00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:57,251
I'm controlling this dumb prick
through his ass.

279
00:14:57,333 --> 00:14:59,708
[echoes] Through his ass...

280
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:02,959
[Jeri] If a food could
anally-operate a humey,

281
00:15:03,043 --> 00:15:07,084
I wondered if the same technique
could be applied to a food.

282
00:15:07,168 --> 00:15:11,251
Then, in some karmic, symphonic moment,

283
00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:16,168
the biggest asshole I knew
had the biggest asshole I’d ever seen.

284
00:15:16,751 --> 00:15:20,168
This was no pancake ass.

285
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:21,876
No plum bum.

286
00:15:22,668 --> 00:15:25,668
This was a bedonkadonk.

287
00:15:25,751 --> 00:15:29,668
A bedonk so nice, they donk’d it twice.

288
00:15:29,751 --> 00:15:32,458
Okay, yeah. I get it.
You found an orange with a butt.

289
00:15:32,543 --> 00:15:33,833
Oh, yes, I did.

290
00:15:33,918 --> 00:15:35,668
And I leveled up.

291
00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:38,168
[grunts, shouts]

292
00:15:40,251 --> 00:15:41,251
Ah!

293
00:15:42,958 --> 00:15:44,418
[groans]

294
00:15:44,501 --> 00:15:46,333
[panting]

295
00:15:49,251 --> 00:15:50,668
[groaning]

296
00:15:50,751 --> 00:15:52,958
[both grunting]

297
00:15:57,458 --> 00:16:01,709
[Jeri] Our connection was more pure
than I could have hoped.

298
00:16:02,376 --> 00:16:04,459
I controlled his movements,

299
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,418
even his speech!

300
00:16:07,876 --> 00:16:09,709
Testing? Testing?

301
00:16:09,793 --> 00:16:11,126
-Is...
-...this thing on?

302
00:16:11,209 --> 00:16:12,043
[Julius laughs]

303
00:16:13,168 --> 00:16:14,834
With the intellect of rice

304
00:16:14,918 --> 00:16:17,584
-and the body of this orange Adonis...
-[Julius groaning]

305
00:16:17,668 --> 00:16:21,668
...I put myself
in the perfect position to succeed.

306
00:16:21,751 --> 00:16:23,751
Mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine...

307
00:16:23,834 --> 00:16:28,626
Mine, mine, mine! And then, I slam
the door in their stupid fuckin' faces.

308
00:16:28,709 --> 00:16:30,876
I'm not sure those details are necessary.

309
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:37,293
I went from the weakest food in town
to the most powerful.

310
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:43,958
But then, you and your little wiener
tried to take it away from me

311
00:16:44,043 --> 00:16:45,876
when you brought up the concept of...

312
00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:47,418
[quietly] Share-sies.

313
00:16:47,501 --> 00:16:49,251
Yeah. [giggles]

314
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,793
Then, for some reason,
you idiots turned on each other,

315
00:16:51,876 --> 00:16:53,708
I won the election, and here we are.

316
00:16:53,793 --> 00:16:57,501
But you're rice,
you could have used your power

317
00:16:57,583 --> 00:17:00,418
to help foods that were
just as small and vulnerable as you.

318
00:17:00,501 --> 00:17:01,793
Why should I?

319
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:05,668
They didn't reach out to help me
when-when they had the chance.

320
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,543
-No one did!
-Well, I'm reaching out now.

321
00:17:08,668 --> 00:17:10,751
It's not too late for you to change.

322
00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:13,208
And I'm sure
Julius will forgive you eventually, too.

323
00:17:13,293 --> 00:17:14,458
[muffled screaming]

324
00:17:15,418 --> 00:17:17,876
[tender music playing]

325
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:21,001
You know what? Yeah.

326
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,333
I am gonna do it.

327
00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:24,833
What? Th-th-that's amazing.

328
00:17:24,918 --> 00:17:26,376
I knew you'd come around.

329
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,001
Oh, no, not that.

330
00:17:28,083 --> 00:17:32,084
I was just quietly mulling over
whether or not I should kill you.

331
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:34,084
'Cause you know my secret.

332
00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:35,876
And I'm going to do it, yeah.

333
00:17:35,959 --> 00:17:39,209
[grunts, whoops]

334
00:17:39,293 --> 00:17:41,626
[mechanical whirring]

335
00:17:48,751 --> 00:17:50,751
[blow dryer whirring]

336
00:17:52,668 --> 00:17:54,168
[Jeri whooping]

337
00:17:55,084 --> 00:17:57,418
[air sucking]

338
00:18:00,959 --> 00:18:03,126
[screams]

339
00:18:07,084 --> 00:18:08,959
[laughs wickedly]

340
00:18:09,043 --> 00:18:10,376
[dramatic music]

341
00:18:10,459 --> 00:18:12,001
[Julius] Yes.

342
00:18:12,084 --> 00:18:13,543
[gasps]

343
00:18:14,084 --> 00:18:15,709
[puckering]

344
00:18:15,793 --> 00:18:17,418
-[gasps]
-[ominous laughter]

345
00:18:17,501 --> 00:18:20,251
But foods don't kill foods.

346
00:18:20,334 --> 00:18:22,209
Are you fucking kidding me, bun?

347
00:18:22,293 --> 00:18:26,168
How many foods have died
because others stood by and did nothing?

348
00:18:26,251 --> 00:18:29,168
All we fucking do is kill each other!

349
00:18:29,251 --> 00:18:32,376
All right, okay.
You want to throw down?

350
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:33,709
[both grunting]

351
00:18:35,334 --> 00:18:37,626
I’ll throw all the way down.

352
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,793
Let's fuckin' do this.

353
00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:41,459
[both grunting]

354
00:18:42,376 --> 00:18:43,709
[suspenseful music playing]

355
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:49,959
[Julius screams]

356
00:18:52,793 --> 00:18:55,043
[grunting continues]

357
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,459
[whimsical music]

358
00:19:10,918 --> 00:19:12,876
[grunting resumes]

359
00:19:13,251 --> 00:19:14,084
Oh!

360
00:19:14,168 --> 00:19:18,293
♪ I’m gonna get my bun-bun back
My bun-bun back ♪

361
00:19:18,376 --> 00:19:20,626
♪ Gonna get my bun-bun... ♪

362
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:23,168
-[Julius roars]
-[Brenda groans]

363
00:19:23,876 --> 00:19:26,584
[both grunting]

364
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:29,626
[Brenda shrieks]

365
00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:34,626
-[Julius groans]
-[screams] My eye!

366
00:19:34,709 --> 00:19:37,584
[both grunt ferociously]

367
00:19:40,084 --> 00:19:41,001
[Julius shrieks]

368
00:19:41,834 --> 00:19:44,418
Oh! Fuck, that stings!

369
00:19:44,501 --> 00:19:45,793
[both resume grunting]

370
00:19:48,959 --> 00:19:49,876
[screams painfully]

371
00:19:49,959 --> 00:19:52,751
[Brenda] Get out... you fucker!

372
00:19:52,834 --> 00:19:55,001
-[Julius screams]
-Orange clench!

373
00:19:55,084 --> 00:19:56,584
-[puckering]
-Ow!

374
00:19:56,668 --> 00:19:59,251
[suspenseful music playing]

375
00:20:00,459 --> 00:20:02,001
[Brenda groans]

376
00:20:04,293 --> 00:20:06,793
[groaning continues]

377
00:20:08,418 --> 00:20:10,793
-[yells]
-[whistles]

378
00:20:11,501 --> 00:20:14,834
-Hey, have you guys seen Brenda anywhere?
-You don't deserve her!

379
00:20:15,626 --> 00:20:19,043
Oh, yeah? Wait till she sees
how I tidied up our treehouse.

380
00:20:22,001 --> 00:20:23,376
[shouting]

381
00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,501
[suspenseful music playing]

382
00:20:35,876 --> 00:20:37,459
[shouts]

383
00:20:37,543 --> 00:20:38,834
[suspenseful music continues]

384
00:20:41,001 --> 00:20:43,751
Wait! Don't! It's me, real Julius.

385
00:20:43,834 --> 00:20:46,668
-What?
-You must have knocked rice out of me.

386
00:20:46,751 --> 00:20:48,209
-She's gone.
-Really?

387
00:20:48,293 --> 00:20:50,834
Yeah! Oh, my God, thank you!

388
00:20:50,918 --> 00:20:54,876
Well, she's probably still
around here somewhere.

389
00:20:54,959 --> 00:20:57,459
We're not safe just yet.

390
00:20:57,543 --> 00:20:59,084
-You got that right.
-Huh?

391
00:21:00,001 --> 00:21:02,418
[both resume grunting]

392
00:21:03,334 --> 00:21:08,418
It'll be a cold day in an oven
before you get the jump on Brenda Bunson.

393
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:10,834
-[grunts]
-[Brenda shouts]

394
00:21:12,459 --> 00:21:13,876
Oh, oh!

395
00:21:13,959 --> 00:21:15,501
-Oh!
-[disposal grinds]

396
00:21:15,584 --> 00:21:17,709
Are you sure she's not up there?
She said she was...

397
00:21:17,793 --> 00:21:19,543
What part of "Nobody's allowed up there

398
00:21:19,626 --> 00:21:22,084
between time of dark and light,"
don't you understand?

399
00:21:23,793 --> 00:21:25,334
[Frank grunts, groans]

400
00:21:29,834 --> 00:21:30,876
[grunts]

401
00:21:33,584 --> 00:21:34,959
[suspenseful music resumes]

402
00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:37,751
-[Julius laughs]
-[Jeri laughs]

403
00:21:37,834 --> 00:21:40,209
-[grunts aggressively]
-[Brenda groans]

404
00:21:42,209 --> 00:21:43,334
[both grunting]

405
00:21:44,334 --> 00:21:47,418
[groans] No! Uh... wait!

406
00:21:47,501 --> 00:21:49,001
It's me... Julius!

407
00:21:49,084 --> 00:21:52,168
-For real this time.
-Oh, you think I'm falling for that again?

408
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:54,043
[Julius whimpers]

409
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:55,459
[dramatic music continues]

410
00:21:55,543 --> 00:21:58,168
-[Julius groans]
-[Jeri grunts]

411
00:22:04,293 --> 00:22:06,001
-[Brenda screams]
-[water running]

412
00:22:18,543 --> 00:22:19,709
Hello, Brenda?

413
00:22:20,209 --> 00:22:21,334
Julius?

414
00:22:22,918 --> 00:22:24,293
[Frank] What the fuck?

415
00:22:24,626 --> 00:22:28,168
[Brenda moaning painfully]

416
00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:31,751
[suspenseful music playing]

417
00:22:33,168 --> 00:22:35,376
[grunting]

418
00:22:35,459 --> 00:22:37,501
-[Brenda groans]
-Brenda!

419
00:22:39,251 --> 00:22:41,126
[Brenda groans]

420
00:22:42,084 --> 00:22:44,626
[both grunting]

421
00:22:44,709 --> 00:22:48,626
-Brenda!
-Frank. It's-it's okay... I-I'm okay.

422
00:22:49,584 --> 00:22:50,543
Oh, never mind.

423
00:22:50,626 --> 00:22:52,626
No. No. Oh, no!

424
00:22:53,168 --> 00:22:56,584
Just stay here. You have the legs,
so I'll just... I'll be back to get help.

425
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,418
[weakly] Wait, wait, Frank...

426
00:22:59,501 --> 00:23:01,043
I see Gum...

427
00:23:01,126 --> 00:23:03,501
He's-he's happy, Frank.

428
00:23:03,584 --> 00:23:05,418
He's out of his chair.

429
00:23:05,501 --> 00:23:08,793
He's even dancing a little.

430
00:23:08,876 --> 00:23:12,959
Oh, he wants me
to dance with him into the light, Frank.

431
00:23:13,043 --> 00:23:16,209
Oh, no. Don't, Brenda, don't.
Stay away from Gum.

432
00:23:16,293 --> 00:23:19,126
Don't dance with Gum into the light.
Tell him to fuck off.

433
00:23:19,209 --> 00:23:21,084
Fuck you, Gum! Get away from her!

434
00:23:21,168 --> 00:23:22,459
He's calling me.

435
00:23:22,543 --> 00:23:24,543
What's that, Gum? Oh.

436
00:23:25,126 --> 00:23:26,084
Oh, he's...

437
00:23:26,168 --> 00:23:29,209
-He's telling me the answer.
-What answer?

438
00:23:29,293 --> 00:23:34,918
Remember his message
about the most important thing in life?

439
00:23:35,584 --> 00:23:38,584
He couldn't get it out before he died.

440
00:23:38,668 --> 00:23:42,334
Remember it was annoying
a little because he took so long

441
00:23:42,418 --> 00:23:44,668
to just come out and say it?

442
00:23:44,751 --> 00:23:47,709
[sniffs] Yeah, uh, I remember.

443
00:23:47,793 --> 00:23:50,418
-I know it now.
-You do?

444
00:23:50,501 --> 00:23:52,376
You know the end of the sentence?

445
00:23:52,459 --> 00:23:54,626
It's so... profound...

446
00:23:55,168 --> 00:23:57,376
it changes everything.

447
00:23:58,168 --> 00:23:59,959
I wish... I had...

448
00:24:00,584 --> 00:24:02,668
learned this sooner.

449
00:24:02,751 --> 00:24:03,668
What is it?

450
00:24:03,751 --> 00:24:07,918
The most important thing in life...

451
00:24:09,418 --> 00:24:10,334
is...

452
00:24:12,084 --> 00:24:13,293
Is?

453
00:24:14,043 --> 00:24:14,876
Is?!

454
00:24:15,501 --> 00:24:16,584
No! No.

455
00:24:16,668 --> 00:24:18,876
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, no. Oh, no.

456
00:24:18,959 --> 00:24:20,668
-[Frank weeps]
-[dramatic music]

457
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,834
Oh, God, no!

458
00:24:23,293 --> 00:24:24,584
[kisses]

459
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:30,168
No!

460
00:24:30,543 --> 00:24:33,418
[dramatic music swells]

461
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:43,626
[somber music plays]

462
00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:46,168
[thuds]

463
00:25:09,418 --> 00:25:11,418
[music fades]