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-[explosion]
-[vibrant orchestral music]

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♪ Foodtopia ♪

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[dramatic music]

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[indistinct grunting, muttering]

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[foods grunt]

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[Julius]
We don't have much time!

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If you're old enough to carry a utensil,

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we need you on the front line!

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I swore I'd never hold one of these again.

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You prefer the tenderizer?

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[babies crying]

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[Iced Tea] How many food they got, Bar?

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More than we can handle, Tea.

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But it's not their food
we need to worry about.

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Affirmative. I suggest our main focus

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should be murdering
their humeys in the first degree.

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If we're in a pinch, second degree.

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Rutabaga's right. We'll take
the fight to those gangly fucks.

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Though their true weakness lies
in the decrepitude of their putrid souls.

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I suggest we aim for their beating hearts.

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Copy that. Operation Heart Attack.

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Even if we take their humeys out,
we're still outnumbered by their food

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a baker's dozen to one. No.
There's only one way we win this war.

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It's not by killing their humeys.
It's by commandeering them.

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-Man, no way!
-We don't need 'em!

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-Gobshite!
-I understand your hesitation,

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and what you were all able to
accomplish here on your own

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without humeys is remarkable. But I think
the point Barry is trying to make…

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should come from Barry.

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Look, all I'm asking is that we weaponize
their humeys, not live with them,

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not make them work for us in town.

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It wouldn't be right to you.
It wouldn't be right to them.

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As hard as it is for me to admit this,
we are the same.

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They think. They feel. They… love.

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So let's band together as one,
climb up inside their asses,

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use their asses, respectfully,
and set their asses free.

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Okay, but listen up.

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Breaking and entering into these
cockpits isn't going to be easy.

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Who wants to head up
the division for anal intrusion?

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[Julius]
Kind of feel like I'm the one

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with the most real world
experience with this.

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If you give me 12 of our most phallic
shaped warriors, I'll get the job done.

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We're going to need a distraction.

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-[tapping]
-[Sammy] And that's where I come in.

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You see, entertainment
is the ultimate distraction.

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It's hard to concentrate on anything else
when something like this is going on.

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Hey! Ho!

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He's right. I can't remember what
I was even thinking about before this.

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Look, my film might not have succeeded in,
you know, ending conflict forever,

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but I did pick up some nifty
production tricks along the way.

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Okay? A little sprinkle of fairy dust,
you know, smoke and mirrors, if you will,

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could give us the edge.

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-[crowd] Yeah! Yeah!
-All right, let's move out.

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Frank, what are you going to do?

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[breathes deeply] I'm going to
make things right with Jack.

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Okay. I meant like, war-wise, like all
the stuff we've all been focusing on.

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But, yeah, that does seem
like something you need to do.

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[Jack] Everyone excited for the big day?

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I made a little pre-game snack.

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Yeah, I cobbled them together
from what was left in the cooler.

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I tried to de-limb as many
foods as I could,

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but there may be a few gloves
and shoes in there still.

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Jalapeño Cheez Whiz fudge fritters,

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otherwise known as Jack Balls.

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They look like big chocolate turds.

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Yeah, considering we're literally about
to enter an all-you-can-eat war buffet,

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-I think I'll pass.
-Fine! Don't eat my Jack Balls!

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It's not like I stayed up
all night making them

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hoping that you'd like them
and you'll like me.

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But it doesn't look like either of those
things is going to happen.

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So just forget it! Forget it!

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Hey, no. We're going to eat them.

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The Jack Balls look… good.
Right, everybody?

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[chewing, restrained disgust]

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[mouth full] The chocolate really brings
out the jalapeño and the Cheez Whiz.

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[all groaning]

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Thank you. I knew you'd like them.

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[groans]

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[grunts]

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-[car unlocking beep]
-[gasps]

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-Well, hello, Jack.
-Uh, hi.

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Oh, there's no reason to be nervous.
We just want to ask you some questions.

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Firstly, how are things going
between you and Jill?

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And how would you feel if something bad
happened to her? You know, because of you.

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Huh?

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[indistinct yelling]

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[Sinead]
Potatoes, locked and loaded.

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Loaded potatoes. I like the sound of that.

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At least we know
their point of attack, right?

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[Barry] Indeed. Good thing
we didn't break back there.

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-I see something! It's small!
-[engine gets louder]

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No, it's getting bigger.
It's either growing or getting closer!

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Here they come! Knives out!

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Hold!

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Hold!

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Now!

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[war cries]

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[scream of terror]

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-[sounds of battle]
-[foods screaming]

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-[bottle breaks]
-No, no, no, no, no!

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[jelly donut screams]

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[butter screams]

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How the fuck did they find
the secret entrance?

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I'm sorry, Foodtopia,
this is all my fault!

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Run for your sweet and savory lives.

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I've got two hoagies on my tail.
I'm taking them out.

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[Jack screams]

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[whoops] How you like that, Jack?
Feel alive, big stuff?

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[yelling]

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[grunting]

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[screams of horror]

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Brilliant idea,
threatening to hurt Jill to get the intel.

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Thank you, Sherman. And may I say,
your eyes are looking extra perky today.

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Thank you.

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[screams of panic]

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[“National Aerobic Championship Theme”
by Ty Parr plays]

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-Okay, guys!

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-[screams]
-[war cry]

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[kiwi screams]

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-[war cry]
-[Melon grunts]

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Melon, no!

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[groans] You may take our lives,
but you'll never take our freedom!

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Oh, Melon… no.

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Our freedom to discriminate
against foods who aren't like us. [groans]

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-Oh, Melon. No.
-[council] Aye, aye!

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Well, the council just
voted in a new measure.

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Whichever food kills Frank the traitor

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will have our very own
town square renamed after them.

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-Let's take this baby to Mach 2.
-But that's faster than the speed of…

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[screams]

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Jack! Jack, where are you? [grunting]

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Jack! Jack!

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[grunts] Jack! Thank God,
I have so much I need to say to you.

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Jack! No! Not Jack! Oh, shit! Fuck!
Why is everyone coming after me?

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[humans growl and grunt]

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-[Benson] Frank! Now you're mine!
-[yelps]

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[pants heavily, gasps]

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[devious laughter]

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-[frustrated growls]
-[sniffing]

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[sniffs, gagging]

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-Barry, they're all trying to kill me.
-That's great.

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[Frank] What? What the fuck?

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[grunts]

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Last looks. Rolling, rolling!

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Hey, humeys!

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-Huh? [growls]
-You want Frank?

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[winces]

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-Come and get him, baby!
-Fuck, man!

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[yelps]

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[suspenseful music playing]

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More atmosphere. Pump the atmos!

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Where did they…

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-Whoo.
-There! Vanillas in the mist!

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-[Benson] Ow! Dammit!
-[vanillas grunt]

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Featured extras!

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-Y'all want a piece of this ass? [laughs]
-[frustrated growl]

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Come and get it!

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[laughs]

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-[yelps in pain]
-Fuck!

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-[groans]
-My tooth!

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[Sammy] The stand-ins worked.

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Art department, move in!

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Couch potatoes, now!

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[grunting]

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-[grunts]
-[Wilhelm scream]

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That's right!
How do you like them taters, boyo?

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[groans] Curtis! Look out!

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[Curtis and Lee grunt and groan]

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[Lee]
I'm sorry, Curtis!

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[cackles]

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-[yelps]
-I'm flying blind! [grunts]

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[groans]

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-[human gasping]
-Jack!

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Jack!

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[panting] Just hear me out! [gasps]

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What started as a casual arrangement
between us… [yelps]

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became more than that!

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Emotions got involved, I worked… [yelps]

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-[laughs maniacally] Get back here!
-[screams]

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-[groaning]
-No, no, no…! [yelps]

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-[pained groans]
-[computer] Warning. Warning.

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Now!

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[grunting]

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You rotten tomato!

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[groaning]

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Not on my watch.

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-[yells, grunts]
-[Jill] Ha!

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[grunts] Huh? No!
[screams] Oh, my God!

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[screams]

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-[screams, gasping]
-[slurping]

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-[Iced Tea] Oh, shit!
-[Jill battle cry]

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-[Jack gasps]
-[Maverick] It's not working! Screw it!

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-Initiate safety lock counter measure 113.
-[screams]

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[Maverick yelps]

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-[laughs] Bring it!
-[Jack yelps in pain]

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[grunts, groans of pain]

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Ah! Easy on the clutch! God!

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[yelling]

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[Jack and Maverick groaning]

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[yelling]

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Whoo!

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Ow!

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[yelps]

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Just let it happen.

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-[strains]
-Just let it happen.

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That's it.

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-[strains]
-[gasps]

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[yelps]

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[exhales]

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[groans]

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Jack, it's me. I need to borrow
your body, but only for a little…

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-[yelps]
-[Jill grunts]

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I'm so sorry, honey pretzel, are you okay?

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-[Jack] I can't tell, am I bleeding?
-No!

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[yelps, groans] No…!

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[panting] Mr. Benson, please.
You taught me to read!

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[Jack yelling]

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[Jill] I'm so sorry!

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It is time, Barry. Are you ready
to engage in mortal combat?

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No, I mean, I'd rather not.

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-Jill, look out!
-[yelps]

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[growls]

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-[yelps]
-[groans]

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[Jill] Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

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[grunting]

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No, no! Ahh!

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[Jack and Jill grunting]

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[grunting continues]

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Jack, protect your face more!

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[Jack screams]

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[Jack grunts]

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[gasps]

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No!

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[gasps]

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[Benson grunts]
Get 'em!

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-[strains]
-This is the only way it could end, Barry.

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[groans]

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Dijon, please. If you ever cared
about me, don't make me do this.

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-Ferme ta bouche.
-[yelps]

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This is not, how you say, democracy.

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You are a weapon. Nothing more.

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[stomach rumbles]

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[groans]

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[groans]

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What is occurring?

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[humans whimpering in pain]

247
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,333
You said there was no escape.
Well, I found one.

248
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:17,500
The Jack Balls.

249
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,375
This way no one else has to die.

250
00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:21,540
Humans or food.

251
00:17:21,625 --> 00:17:23,000
Oh, no, no.

252
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,708
Oh, God, this is going to be bad.

253
00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,500
[sounds of diarrhea]

254
00:17:27,583 --> 00:17:33,333
-[pilot] Eject! Eject!
-[pilots screaming]

255
00:17:33,416 --> 00:17:35,583
-[humans whimpering]
-[defecation sounds]

256
00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,291
[pilot screaming]

257
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:43,458
-[pilots whimper]
-Oh, my God. Are you okay?

258
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,958
We don't have much time, Jill.
So I'll keep this brief.

259
00:17:48,375 --> 00:17:50,208
Ever since I was a little boy,

260
00:17:50,291 --> 00:17:54,083
I would have this recurring dream
where I was all alone in a lighthouse.

261
00:17:54,166 --> 00:17:58,666
No one was around for miles and miles.
No ships, no fishermen.

262
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,375
This sounds potentially sweet,
but very long.

263
00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:03,000
With you, I don't feel alone anymore.

264
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:06,000
You're my lighthouse. You brighten my way,

265
00:18:06,083 --> 00:18:09,333
and make sure I don't
crash into the metaphorical rocks of life.

266
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:11,708
You're strong and sturdy,

267
00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:15,166
and you don't need a lighthouse keeper
to make you shine.

268
00:18:18,041 --> 00:18:19,083
Merde!

269
00:18:27,333 --> 00:18:30,166
Let's be free! Jeans and long hair!

270
00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,708
Humans! To the recreational vehicle!

271
00:18:36,791 --> 00:18:39,416
[humans groaning]

272
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:43,875
No, no!

273
00:18:43,958 --> 00:18:45,666
They're trying to escape!

274
00:18:49,541 --> 00:18:51,541
[Jack] Come on. This way.

275
00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,291
Jack! Wait!

276
00:18:53,375 --> 00:18:55,208
[foods yelling]

277
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,333
[foods screaming]

278
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:18,291
I know. I'm sorry.

279
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:22,500
I wanted to tell you guys that
my Jack Balls were brimming with Ex-Lax,

280
00:19:22,583 --> 00:19:25,083
-but I was worried that some of you might…
-[grunts]

281
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,791
You're one crazy son of a bitch, Jack.

282
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:33,750
Thanks for giving us all diarrhea.

283
00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:35,250
Now, let's get out of here.

284
00:19:38,708 --> 00:19:41,000
Well, we tried. We're all dead.

285
00:19:41,083 --> 00:19:44,500
Don't worry. I used to hotwire
my uncle's combine harvester for fun.

286
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,416
Hopefully, this is similar.

287
00:19:46,500 --> 00:19:47,875
[exhales]

288
00:19:58,166 --> 00:20:02,250
Dijon. I'm done fighting you. Okay?

289
00:20:03,250 --> 00:20:05,541
If you really want to kill me,
just go ahead…

290
00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:09,000
[yells] Fuck! What the fuck?!

291
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,000
You didn't just desert our town.
You deserted me!

292
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,125
[suspenseful music playing]

293
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,958
[grunts] Did I mean nothing to you?

294
00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:22,250
Are you kidding? I never met anyone
who made me feel this good.

295
00:20:22,333 --> 00:20:26,041
Ow! Fuck! Stop stabbing me! Fuck off! Ow!

296
00:20:26,625 --> 00:20:31,875
-[foods clamoring]
-Jack! Jack, can you hear me?

297
00:20:32,416 --> 00:20:34,958
I have something really important
I need to say to you!

298
00:20:35,041 --> 00:20:37,041
[foods shouting]

299
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,250
[grunting]

300
00:20:52,833 --> 00:20:57,666
Dijon, I had to leave.
I couldn't let innocent foods die.

301
00:20:57,750 --> 00:21:01,291
Look around at the spoils of your war.

302
00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:07,250
See? Milk gurgling its last
breath from my town…

303
00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,333
-[gurgling]
-…sounds the same as milk gurgling

304
00:21:10,416 --> 00:21:12,416
their last breath from yours.

305
00:21:16,916 --> 00:21:20,750
Mon dieu. I have spilled my last pint.

306
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:25,416
[Barry, weakly]
Ah! Easy on the multiple stab wounds.

307
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,333
[truck revs]

308
00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:29,083
-Got it purring.
-[Sherman] Don't go!

309
00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:30,750
-[screams]
-[Sherman] Please don't go!

310
00:21:30,833 --> 00:21:35,708
Stay! Stay and we'll show you leniency!
We'll even up your caloric intake!

311
00:21:35,791 --> 00:21:39,625
Reinstate Taco Tuesday!
Someone else think of something!

312
00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:42,750
[Sherman] Uh, how about pickleball league?
We could start a pickleball league, uh…

313
00:21:44,125 --> 00:21:45,375
[Jack]
What the hell?!

314
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,958
[suspenseful music playing]

315
00:21:58,500 --> 00:22:00,000
[gasping]

316
00:22:00,083 --> 00:22:02,250
[screaming]

317
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:15,125
[grunts, yelps]

318
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:18,833
Ah, fuck.

319
00:22:19,333 --> 00:22:21,333
[suspenseful music continues]

320
00:22:25,583 --> 00:22:26,791
-[grunts]
-[yelps]

321
00:22:26,875 --> 00:22:30,125
Frank, you asshole,
look what you've done!

322
00:22:30,208 --> 00:22:34,125
What I've done? You're the one
that started this crazy war. Let go of me!

323
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:35,166
Never!

324
00:22:36,750 --> 00:22:39,291
-Ow! Why do you have to be so hardheaded?
-[Trish laughs]

325
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:42,041
-[both grunt]
-Stop fighting me!

326
00:22:42,416 --> 00:22:46,166
What's wrong with you?
We're all food, we're all the same!

327
00:22:46,250 --> 00:22:48,583
You know how much smarter I am than you?

328
00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:51,208
How can you possibly think we're the same?

329
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:01,416
Because we're both fuckin' nuts!

330
00:23:01,500 --> 00:23:03,833
[grunts, gasps]

331
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,500
[Trish screams]

332
00:23:13,500 --> 00:23:14,375
[screams]

333
00:23:14,458 --> 00:23:15,625
The ayes have it.

334
00:23:15,708 --> 00:23:20,208
We will catch our
falling council memb… Oh! Shit.

335
00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:29,500
[soft thud]

336
00:23:38,583 --> 00:23:40,833
-[gasps]
-[coughs]

337
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:46,583
Jesus. Thank God
you don't have bones, are you okay?

338
00:23:46,666 --> 00:23:50,416
-Yes!
-[applause, cheering]

339
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:52,500
[dramatic music playing]

340
00:23:58,833 --> 00:23:59,875
[Barry]
Hey, guys.

341
00:24:00,250 --> 00:24:03,458
Hey, I don't think you've ever been
introduced in a non-torture setting.

342
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:07,500
-This is Dijon, my, uh…
-Warrior princess.

343
00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:11,250
She sure is. What'd I miss, what are
we all looking at? What's going on?

344
00:24:11,333 --> 00:24:14,708
Barry, did you not notice the giant
metal bird that just swooped down

345
00:24:14,791 --> 00:24:16,208
and stole all the humans?

346
00:24:16,291 --> 00:24:18,583
-[helicopter blades whirring]
-Look at that.

347
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:22,041
Hey, did you… did you
make things right with Jack?

348
00:24:23,375 --> 00:24:24,250
I hope so.

349
00:24:33,166 --> 00:24:35,208
[Jamie] There's foods out there
sophisticated enough

350
00:24:35,291 --> 00:24:37,458
to pilot a UH-60 Black Hawk?

351
00:24:37,791 --> 00:24:43,125
I'd be crapping myself right now
if there was any left in my system.

352
00:24:43,500 --> 00:24:45,500
[dramatic music playing]

353
00:24:48,541 --> 00:24:49,500
[vehicle thuds]

354
00:24:54,375 --> 00:24:56,041
[helicopter flies off]

355
00:25:06,708 --> 00:25:08,916
It's okay. You're safe now.

356
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,125
The food rations
we have here can't hurt you.

357
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,458
You must be Jack.

358
00:25:20,541 --> 00:25:22,875
[chuckles]
You've got a lot of fans here.

359
00:25:23,291 --> 00:25:27,416
I do? Yeah, I think you must be
talking about another Jack.

360
00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:29,708
You've been through quite a lot.

361
00:25:29,791 --> 00:25:32,833
We've been watching
your every move via satellite.

362
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:37,583
Every move? Even when Frank and I…

363
00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:42,291
Every move. I've never seen
a human honeypot a hot dog so effectively.

364
00:25:42,708 --> 00:25:48,083
If we get out of this, you'll be teaching
lectures on it at West Point. Follow me.

365
00:25:49,458 --> 00:25:54,958
When the food revolution broke out,
our armed forces were woefully unprepared.

366
00:25:55,541 --> 00:25:57,583
We had our eyes on the sky,

367
00:25:57,666 --> 00:26:01,625
monitoring UFOs
and Chinese weather balloons.

368
00:26:02,041 --> 00:26:05,666
Little did we know,
the real enemy was in our bakeries,

369
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:10,125
our ice cream parlors,
in our very own fridges.

370
00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:15,000
The brave men and women
you see on this base are all that's left.

371
00:26:15,083 --> 00:26:17,500
Jeez, that's not a lot.

372
00:26:17,583 --> 00:26:21,375
Well, thanks to your presence,
we have ten more.

373
00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:24,166
The tide is finally turning.

374
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:28,458
-Really? Just because you have us?
-No.

375
00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:34,125
-[beeping]
-Because we have this.

376
00:26:34,208 --> 00:26:35,291
[indistinct murmurs]

377
00:26:35,375 --> 00:26:41,875
-It's… incredible! How did you do this?
-No. That's a Keurig.

378
00:26:42,375 --> 00:26:47,166
The secret weapon is that giant object
on the other side of the blast shield.

379
00:26:47,250 --> 00:26:50,875
Oh, yes, yes…
That's incredible, too.

380
00:26:50,958 --> 00:26:53,375
[Owens]
Once we unleash this on foodkind,

381
00:26:53,458 --> 00:26:57,166
they're going to wish they were
never grown, processed, packaged,

382
00:26:57,250 --> 00:27:00,333
or sold in bulk.

383
00:27:00,416 --> 00:27:03,125
Welcome to the US military.

384
00:27:09,250 --> 00:27:10,541
Hoo-rah?

385
00:27:18,625 --> 00:27:20,791
[triumphant music plays]