1 00:00:09,833 --> 00:00:11,916 -[磅礴壓抑的配樂] -[雷聲四起] 2 00:00:15,833 --> 00:00:17,333 [雷聲如炸裂般轟鳴] 3 00:00:22,375 --> 00:00:23,791 [濕黏蠕動聲] 4 00:00:24,291 --> 00:00:25,750 [低沉怒吼聲] 5 00:00:33,541 --> 00:00:34,666 [響徹雲霄的雷聲] 6 00:00:34,750 --> 00:00:36,083 [六梵]終於 7 00:00:36,166 --> 00:00:39,625 我終於拿回我的魔力了 8 00:00:39,708 --> 00:00:41,791 等魔肝養成 9 00:00:41,875 --> 00:00:46,541 就沒人擋得住我! 10 00:00:47,375 --> 00:00:52,750 《乩身》 11 00:00:58,208 --> 00:00:59,791 [雷聲隆隆] 12 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,208 杰哥 13 00:01:16,916 --> 00:01:18,041 你怎麼了? 14 00:01:20,708 --> 00:01:23,125 吳天機說他在我身上放了魔肝 15 00:01:24,041 --> 00:01:25,708 魔肝已經不在你身上了 16 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:28,625 那我怎麼… 17 00:01:29,458 --> 00:01:30,375 我的肝給了你 18 00:01:31,166 --> 00:01:33,166 [哀婉動人的旋律] 19 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:44,708 我是太子爺的乩身 20 00:01:45,375 --> 00:01:46,458 死不了的 21 00:01:48,125 --> 00:01:49,708 算是員工福利吧 22 00:01:49,791 --> 00:01:50,958 [葉子吸鼻聲] 23 00:01:52,250 --> 00:01:54,791 醫生說我的癌細胞已經轉移了 24 00:01:54,875 --> 00:01:57,333 我剩下不到幾個月的時間 25 00:01:57,833 --> 00:02:00,916 你不應該浪費力氣在我身上 26 00:02:01,916 --> 00:02:04,041 我十幾年前就該死了 27 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:06,541 現在每一天都是賺到的 28 00:02:07,500 --> 00:02:08,958 已經賺回本了 29 00:02:10,333 --> 00:02:11,500 [葉子吸鼻聲] 30 00:02:12,541 --> 00:02:13,958 [韓杰痛苦悶哼聲] 31 00:02:15,083 --> 00:02:16,083 杰哥 32 00:02:17,750 --> 00:02:19,708 你這次會打贏嗎? 33 00:02:27,875 --> 00:02:29,125 等我贏了 34 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,416 我陪你去還願 35 00:02:46,666 --> 00:02:48,250 [韓杰語氣虛弱]六梵已經獲得完整魔力了 36 00:02:48,333 --> 00:02:50,041 我要去找祂 37 00:02:50,125 --> 00:02:51,958 -葉子交給你們了 -[張泯]我去幫你 38 00:02:52,041 --> 00:02:54,541 你怎麼幫啊?你打得過那個東西嗎? 39 00:02:54,625 --> 00:02:56,875 就算打不過,我開他幾槍我也爽啊 40 00:02:57,416 --> 00:02:59,416 我需要你們照顧鄰居跟葉子 41 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,625 靠你們了 42 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:04,000 [哀婉動人的旋律] 43 00:03:09,125 --> 00:03:10,875 [韓杰費力的喘息聲] 44 00:03:28,625 --> 00:03:29,708 [雷聲隆隆] 45 00:03:45,625 --> 00:03:46,708 [低沉的笑聲] 46 00:03:47,291 --> 00:03:49,750 [夾帶六梵的聲音]你真不簡單啊,臭小子 47 00:03:49,833 --> 00:03:51,375 沒了肝 48 00:03:51,875 --> 00:03:53,958 還能直挺挺站著 49 00:03:54,583 --> 00:03:56,125 等你換了魔肝 50 00:03:56,208 --> 00:03:58,125 這些肉身苦痛 51 00:03:58,208 --> 00:04:00,166 就都與你無關了 52 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:03,333 恐怕到時候,我也不算是個人了 53 00:04:03,416 --> 00:04:04,375 我警告你 54 00:04:04,458 --> 00:04:05,708 你不放過其他人 55 00:04:06,291 --> 00:04:08,375 我是不會輕易讓你把肝放進我身體裡的 56 00:04:08,458 --> 00:04:10,000 [強勁的重節奏配樂] 57 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:11,875 [得意的笑聲] 58 00:04:12,583 --> 00:04:14,500 你根本沒打算 59 00:04:14,583 --> 00:04:16,708 讓我換魔肝,對吧? 60 00:04:44,833 --> 00:04:45,791 [磅礴壓抑的配樂] 61 00:05:00,041 --> 00:05:01,583 [喘息聲] 62 00:05:22,250 --> 00:05:23,208 [韓杰悶哼聲] 63 00:05:25,625 --> 00:05:28,166 九龍神火罩 64 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:31,166 又是這個萬年壓箱寶 65 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:34,000 快把東西吐出來! 66 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:36,250 去你媽的 67 00:05:44,166 --> 00:05:45,708 [詭異嘆息聲] 68 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:51,250 [韓杰痛苦悶哼聲不斷] 69 00:05:56,250 --> 00:05:58,250 [韓杰放聲長嘯] 70 00:06:01,833 --> 00:06:03,125 [韓杰痛苦悶哼聲不斷] 71 00:06:06,291 --> 00:06:08,083 [猝然大叫] 72 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,541 [濕黏蠕動聲] 73 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,541 [尖銳嗡鳴聲] 74 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,208 [韓杰]我知道我自己沒什麼選擇 75 00:06:24,791 --> 00:06:26,166 但我不覺得我自己會贏 76 00:06:26,958 --> 00:06:27,791 [三太子]你給我拼命一點 77 00:06:28,375 --> 00:06:29,916 光是年輕、能打 78 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,125 不是我選你的理由啊 79 00:06:32,208 --> 00:06:33,750 那你理由是什麼? 80 00:06:33,833 --> 00:06:36,041 -[三太子]你可以救那些無辜的人 -[緩慢鋼琴旋律] 81 00:06:36,125 --> 00:06:37,916 就看你願不願意 82 00:06:40,833 --> 00:06:42,041 [韓杰]等我贏了 83 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,208 我陪你去還願 84 00:06:46,666 --> 00:06:47,750 -[韓杰]啊! -[銳利金屬聲] 85 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:53,875 [六梵的聲音]你到底藏了幾片? 86 00:06:54,833 --> 00:06:56,500 [韓杰放聲長嘯] 87 00:06:57,208 --> 00:06:58,291 [正氣凜然的熱血配樂] 88 00:06:58,375 --> 00:06:59,875 [雄渾龍吼聲] 89 00:07:12,333 --> 00:07:13,416 [韓杰]我剛吞了一片 90 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,875 肚子藏了四片 91 00:07:14,958 --> 00:07:17,375 你自己算算我身體裡有多少條龍啊 92 00:07:25,083 --> 00:07:26,333 [音樂愈趨急促] 93 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,291 我打不贏你 94 00:07:31,375 --> 00:07:33,375 至少把魔肝給燒了 95 00:07:35,583 --> 00:07:37,291 [磅礡嗩吶配樂] 96 00:07:40,458 --> 00:07:41,541 [韓杰大喝一聲] 97 00:08:06,458 --> 00:08:07,541 [雷聲隆隆] 98 00:08:19,458 --> 00:08:20,708 [喘息聲] 99 00:08:28,166 --> 00:08:30,500 你這傢伙真不識抬舉 100 00:08:31,875 --> 00:08:33,708 寧願燒死自己 101 00:08:33,791 --> 00:08:36,291 也不願意當我的乩身 102 00:08:36,791 --> 00:08:37,666 [韓杰吃力喘息聲] 103 00:08:37,750 --> 00:08:39,791 我再問你最後一次 104 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:41,708 你 105 00:08:41,791 --> 00:08:43,791 願意當我的乩身嗎? 106 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:47,916 還是你要讓這裡所有的人 107 00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,666 跟著你一起陪葬? 108 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:51,375 [怪物慘叫聲四起] 109 00:08:52,125 --> 00:08:53,083 [老趙]我們先退,來 110 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:54,333 [緊張刺激配樂] 111 00:08:56,458 --> 00:08:58,541 [王小明]幹!自己人 112 00:08:58,625 --> 00:09:02,166 [大奶奶]我們家的金字快被毀了 他們快闖進來啦![驚呼聲] 113 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:03,166 沒事的… 114 00:09:03,250 --> 00:09:04,916 [二奶奶]怎麼滿滿都是啊? 115 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,291 [駭人咆哮聲] 116 00:09:08,208 --> 00:09:09,500 [老爺子]大家挺住! 117 00:09:09,583 --> 00:09:11,500 [女鬼咯咯笑聲] 118 00:09:12,291 --> 00:09:13,708 [小文急促的鳴叫聲] 119 00:09:13,791 --> 00:09:15,416 [二奶奶低鳴聲] 120 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:16,916 -[羅姊]沒事的 -[大奶奶]你誰啊? 121 00:09:19,583 --> 00:09:20,583 [大奶奶]我沒有看過你耶 122 00:09:20,666 --> 00:09:22,125 對啊,你誰啊? 123 00:09:22,208 --> 00:09:23,166 葉子啊 124 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,375 -紅裙子 -[小文啾啾聲] 125 00:09:24,458 --> 00:09:26,083 -[眾人驚呼聲] -[小文痛苦鳴叫] 126 00:09:33,666 --> 00:09:35,208 [眾人驚呼聲] 127 00:09:35,291 --> 00:09:36,208 [羅姊]葉子 128 00:09:36,291 --> 00:09:37,750 [兩位奶奶叫尖聲] 129 00:09:38,791 --> 00:09:40,916 [阿福]快把她擋下,她要解咒啊! 130 00:09:42,250 --> 00:09:44,375 [阿福]羅姊,幫我拿金粉! 131 00:09:46,541 --> 00:09:48,166 [王小明使力哼聲] 132 00:09:49,541 --> 00:09:51,000 [台語]閃開,閃開! 133 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:54,125 [葉子鬼魅嘶吼] 134 00:09:57,875 --> 00:09:59,708 -趕快去找韓杰! -[高亢激昂配樂] 135 00:10:00,625 --> 00:10:01,750 [葉子鬼魅嘶吼] 136 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:04,875 [葉子嘶吼聲] 137 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:20,500 放開他! 138 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,833 [悲壯哀戚的配樂] 139 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:43,791 就是你這條 140 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:44,916 雜魚 141 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,166 殺了我的惡鬼嗎? 142 00:11:01,916 --> 00:11:03,375 不自量力 143 00:11:03,458 --> 00:11:04,458 [張泯悶哼聲] 144 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:10,041 [淒厲的尖嘯聲] 145 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,000 [激烈嘶吼聲] 146 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:29,166 [激烈嘶吼聲] 147 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,333 [怪物慘叫聲] 148 00:11:33,041 --> 00:11:34,875 [女鬼淒厲尖嘯] 149 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,875 [雷聲隆隆] 150 00:11:52,041 --> 00:11:53,416 [正氣凜然的配樂] 151 00:12:06,208 --> 00:12:07,958 [音樂轉為熱血激昂] 152 00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:19,583 [威風凜凜的嗩吶配樂] 153 00:12:27,416 --> 00:12:28,250 [音樂淡出] 154 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,625 臭小子,你竟然出現了 155 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,791 你不是一向都不屑上這些臭皮囊的身嗎? 156 00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,291 怎麼啦?你著急啦? 157 00:12:39,375 --> 00:12:40,666 六梵啊 158 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,916 我已經跟你說過很多次了 159 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,625 你別老像餓死鬼一樣,吃相那麼難看 160 00:12:46,708 --> 00:12:50,166 我吃飽了才有力氣殺你啊! 161 00:12:53,500 --> 00:12:55,750 這些年來我就一直想著 162 00:12:55,833 --> 00:12:58,750 該怎麼剁你的手、砍你的腿 163 00:12:58,833 --> 00:13:00,541 把你大卸八塊 164 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:02,916 以解我心頭之恨 165 00:13:04,708 --> 00:13:05,708 -[雷聲隆隆] -好啊 166 00:13:06,541 --> 00:13:09,333 那我們什麼時候不要管那囉唆的天規 167 00:13:09,416 --> 00:13:11,583 用真身好好打一場? 168 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:12,791 快啦 169 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:15,875 等我把人界所有的人吃光 170 00:13:15,958 --> 00:13:19,208 我的力量可以大過諸神 171 00:13:19,875 --> 00:13:23,125 主宰天、地、人三界 172 00:13:23,208 --> 00:13:24,583 [詭異低鳴] 173 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:27,166 你活不到那一天 174 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:41,375 -[六梵]呀! -[熱血激昂的配樂] 175 00:13:48,541 --> 00:13:49,708 [三太子吃力悶哼] 176 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,125 [六梵陰森氣聲] 177 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:14,875 [三太子出力大喊] 178 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:17,875 [奮力吶喊] 179 00:14:25,791 --> 00:14:26,958 [六梵吃力悶哼] 180 00:14:38,041 --> 00:14:39,750 [威風凜凜的嗩吶配樂] 181 00:14:46,083 --> 00:14:47,291 [發力大喝] 182 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,208 [三太子出力大喊] 183 00:14:59,791 --> 00:15:00,916 [節奏漸慢] 184 00:15:01,791 --> 00:15:02,833 [威風凜凜的配樂繼續] 185 00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:12,250 [音樂淡出] 186 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:14,125 [三太子嘖嘖聲] 187 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:17,041 [六梵]可惡 188 00:15:17,125 --> 00:15:19,708 這個吳天機的肉身太弱了 189 00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:22,708 不然我一定贏你 190 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:25,541 [三太子]嫌凡人的肉身不堪用 191 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:28,875 那你可以現真身啊 192 00:15:29,375 --> 00:15:32,666 [六梵嗤笑聲]我如果現出真身的話 193 00:15:32,750 --> 00:15:35,041 就會殺了你的乩身 194 00:15:35,125 --> 00:15:36,750 -你捨得嗎? -[雷聲隆隆] 195 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:38,083 六梵啊 196 00:15:38,166 --> 00:15:42,208 你不就是要打輸了,所以想激我出真身 197 00:15:42,291 --> 00:15:43,625 想害我 198 00:15:43,708 --> 00:15:45,166 犯天規? 199 00:15:45,250 --> 00:15:46,541 [三太子笑聲] 200 00:15:46,625 --> 00:15:49,541 [六梵]反正我已經背了千罪萬孽 201 00:15:49,625 --> 00:15:51,166 可是你不一樣 202 00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,125 只要你犯天規 203 00:15:53,208 --> 00:15:54,666 你麻煩就大了 204 00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:58,333 你這麼叛逆,上面不會放過你的 205 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,041 [低聲]欸 206 00:16:01,666 --> 00:16:05,333 你覺得,是誰派我降乩下來的啊? 207 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,083 嗯? 208 00:16:15,833 --> 00:16:18,916 上面覺得我太叛逆,那是做做樣子的 209 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,375 私底下他們可愛死我了 210 00:16:21,875 --> 00:16:24,916 你們這些神明都假清高 211 00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:27,541 竟然跟我玩黑白臉! 212 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:30,208 正道比邪道難走 213 00:16:30,291 --> 00:16:33,375 神就要比魔 214 00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:35,458 更不擇手段 215 00:16:37,416 --> 00:16:39,208 [六梵悶哼聲] 216 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:42,375 [六梵痛苦悶叫] 217 00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,833 [吳天機慘叫聲連連] 218 00:16:51,500 --> 00:16:52,708 臭小子 219 00:16:52,791 --> 00:16:55,291 雖然你的乩身是萬中選一 220 00:16:55,375 --> 00:16:57,166 但是在這個人世間 221 00:16:57,250 --> 00:17:00,666 惡人比善人多太多啦! 222 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:02,416 [三太子]少廢話 223 00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:08,875 [六梵聲音迴盪]我遲早會打敗你的 224 00:17:08,958 --> 00:17:10,333 三太子 225 00:17:10,416 --> 00:17:14,166 打得不怎麼樣,逃跑招式倒是挺多的喔 226 00:17:19,458 --> 00:17:21,000 [詭異嚎叫聲] 227 00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,000 [吳天機悶哼聲] 228 00:17:26,375 --> 00:17:28,208 [低聲]太子爺,寬宏大量 229 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:31,458 給個機會 230 00:17:31,541 --> 00:17:33,833 我…我願意改邪歸正 231 00:17:34,583 --> 00:17:35,958 成為太子爺代言人 232 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,208 在…在凡間替太子…啊… 233 00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:44,291 你這兩天害得我很忙啊 234 00:17:44,375 --> 00:17:48,083 欸,六梵答應你的那些死後的地獄特權 235 00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:49,916 我都幫你處理好了 236 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,125 都沒啦 237 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:58,583 你該受什麼懲罰,你自己應該知道 238 00:17:59,083 --> 00:18:00,416 幫我一個忙 239 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,458 自己跳下去,啊? 240 00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:04,500 [哀淒配樂] 241 00:18:11,833 --> 00:18:14,583 我不能下地獄,等一下,我不能下地獄 242 00:18:14,666 --> 00:18:16,250 太子爺,我求求你 243 00:18:16,333 --> 00:18:17,375 求求你再給我一次機會 244 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:20,083 再給我一次機會,拜託,太子爺,拜託… 245 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,083 拜託,我真的不想下地獄 246 00:18:22,166 --> 00:18:25,041 上面已經給過你這麼多次機會了 247 00:18:25,625 --> 00:18:28,375 但你每次都要選擇最壞的那條路 248 00:18:29,583 --> 00:18:31,000 這是你自己選的 249 00:18:31,083 --> 00:18:32,875 我也幫不了你啊 250 00:18:34,708 --> 00:18:35,666 唉 251 00:18:36,708 --> 00:18:39,250 韓杰,他是個罪人 252 00:18:39,333 --> 00:18:42,250 但他用十幾年的光陰去償還他的罪 253 00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:45,500 還願意犧牲自己去拯救別人 254 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,333 但你呢? 255 00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,708 [哀淒配樂] 256 00:19:14,166 --> 00:19:15,000 壞呀 257 00:19:18,541 --> 00:19:21,708 你們凡人的事啊,你們凡人自己解決 258 00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:23,833 [吳天機虛弱呻吟] 259 00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,166 [詭異呼嘯聲] 260 00:19:55,791 --> 00:19:57,208 [陰森不安配樂] 261 00:19:58,833 --> 00:19:59,875 [帶氣聲笑] 262 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:05,416 冤魂又怎麼樣? 263 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,416 敢動用私刑 264 00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:10,583 到下面,一樣要受罰,啊? 265 00:20:14,625 --> 00:20:15,666 [憤怒悶哼] 266 00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:19,125 (令) 267 00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,916 [吳天機]黑…黑令旗? 268 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:23,958 [低聲]不好意思啊 269 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,250 他走合法流程的 270 00:20:25,333 --> 00:20:27,125 [鬼魂怒吼聲] 271 00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:28,833 [吳天機連續慘叫聲] 272 00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:35,083 [三太子]上面已經給過你這麼多次機會了 273 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,541 這是你自己選的 274 00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:37,458 [吳天機]哇啊! 275 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,791 [倒抽氣聲、急促喘息聲] 276 00:20:44,791 --> 00:20:46,208 [男聲]你就是吳孟學? 277 00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:48,000 你…你是… 278 00:20:48,083 --> 00:20:49,458 老子是牛頭 279 00:20:50,041 --> 00:20:51,916 牛頭?那這裡是… 280 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,041 他媽的你問題這麼多 看不出來這裡是地獄啊? 281 00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:57,208 給我老實點 282 00:20:57,291 --> 00:21:00,291 看你的紀錄,你會在這裡待上好幾百年 283 00:21:00,375 --> 00:21:02,000 [重機引擎發動聲] 284 00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,166 -[重機急駛聲] -[吳天機慘叫聲不斷] 285 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,916 [淒厲慘叫聲四起] 286 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,333 韓杰! 287 00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:21,666 韓杰 288 00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,958 -韓杰! -[倒抽氣聲] 289 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:33,875 我死了? 290 00:21:33,958 --> 00:21:35,541 [沉重鐵門開啟聲] 291 00:21:37,666 --> 00:21:38,791 小鬼 292 00:21:39,708 --> 00:21:41,208 給你看樣東西 293 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:48,708 我爸媽呢? 294 00:21:52,833 --> 00:21:54,458 [溫馨感人配樂] 295 00:21:56,500 --> 00:21:57,750 他們去輪迴了? 296 00:21:59,666 --> 00:22:02,875 他們早在你答應擔任乩身的時候 297 00:22:02,958 --> 00:22:05,541 就踩上大輪迴盤,投胎去了 298 00:22:06,875 --> 00:22:07,916 什麼啊? 299 00:22:09,333 --> 00:22:11,916 你下來看到的都是假象 300 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,208 我騙你的 301 00:22:14,958 --> 00:22:17,125 所以他們沒有為了我 302 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,875 在地獄受罪? 303 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:23,416 受罪的是你 304 00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:40,333 [台語]阿杰啊 305 00:22:40,416 --> 00:22:42,833 我們就要去投胎轉世了 306 00:22:42,916 --> 00:22:46,125 喝下孟婆湯之後,就會忘記你了 307 00:22:46,208 --> 00:22:49,750 所以只好用這種方式來跟你道別 308 00:22:49,833 --> 00:22:53,333 [韓杰媽說國語]我們最放心不下 最擔心的就是你了 309 00:22:54,375 --> 00:22:56,416 我們怕你會自責 310 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:57,750 怕你會過得不好 311 00:22:59,083 --> 00:23:03,458 [韓杰爸說台語]阿杰啊 過去的事情都過去了 312 00:23:03,541 --> 00:23:05,500 我想要說的是 313 00:23:05,583 --> 00:23:08,625 就算我下輩子不記得你 314 00:23:08,708 --> 00:23:11,750 你永遠都是我們最愛的孩子 315 00:23:11,833 --> 00:23:12,916 永遠都是 316 00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,208 要記得喔 317 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:20,791 [停止播放聲] 318 00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:26,416 [韓杰長呼氣聲] 319 00:23:42,208 --> 00:23:45,375 [三太子]你父母雖然教子無方 320 00:23:45,458 --> 00:23:48,500 但罪也不至於在地獄受罰 321 00:23:50,666 --> 00:23:53,625 所以我當時,就讓他們投胎了 322 00:23:55,166 --> 00:23:56,500 不過你知道 323 00:23:56,583 --> 00:24:00,208 要順利投胎,也需要一點關係啊 324 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:03,375 是有代價的 325 00:24:03,458 --> 00:24:05,208 你這幾年替我做的事 326 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:08,250 我就當作你還清了第一筆債務了 327 00:24:09,208 --> 00:24:10,041 [輕聲]恭喜你啊 328 00:24:10,916 --> 00:24:11,958 第一筆債? 329 00:24:12,875 --> 00:24:13,708 我還有幾筆啊? 330 00:24:14,833 --> 00:24:16,208 [三太子嘆息聲] 331 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:19,333 生死有命 332 00:24:20,583 --> 00:24:21,833 這女孩生的病 333 00:24:22,916 --> 00:24:24,291 即便是我 334 00:24:24,875 --> 00:24:26,416 也無法幫她增壽 335 00:24:29,375 --> 00:24:30,375 我救不了她 336 00:24:31,666 --> 00:24:32,875 可是你當年不是救了我? 337 00:24:33,958 --> 00:24:37,291 那時候是你一心尋死 我只是廢物利用而已 338 00:24:37,916 --> 00:24:40,916 不是人人都可以當乩身立功抵債 339 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,541 [悠揚惆悵的旋律] 340 00:24:46,708 --> 00:24:47,625 不過 341 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,958 我倒是可以還她一顆肝 342 00:24:54,083 --> 00:24:54,916 因為她受的苦 343 00:24:56,083 --> 00:24:57,375 跟六梵有關 344 00:25:14,833 --> 00:25:16,041 給她這顆金肝 345 00:25:16,125 --> 00:25:18,458 可以免除疾病的痛苦 346 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:20,500 但無法治癒她或延壽 347 00:25:20,583 --> 00:25:23,791 不過能走多遠,就看她自己的造化囉 348 00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:27,541 你是說她換了這顆肝 也不一定能活下來? 349 00:25:29,625 --> 00:25:32,083 不過,這也是有代價的 350 00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,166 [沉重撞擊聲] 351 00:25:38,291 --> 00:25:39,125 這是什麼? 352 00:25:40,291 --> 00:25:41,125 續約 353 00:25:41,958 --> 00:25:45,125 我說過了,你欠的不只一筆債 354 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:47,083 [清正悠揚的二胡旋律] 355 00:25:52,666 --> 00:25:54,666 連同這顆金肝 356 00:25:54,750 --> 00:25:56,666 一口價,要不要? 357 00:26:00,833 --> 00:26:02,583 [熱血磅礡的嗩吶配樂] 358 00:26:07,958 --> 00:26:09,083 我簽 359 00:26:16,625 --> 00:26:18,375 [旋律增強] 360 00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:44,333 -[三太子]記得喔 -[音樂淡出] 361 00:26:44,416 --> 00:26:47,666 每天用香火薰它,七七四十九天後 362 00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,083 小文就會孵出來了 363 00:26:50,583 --> 00:26:51,583 嗯? 364 00:26:54,250 --> 00:26:56,125 沒有小文的這些日子喔 365 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:59,916 就當作,放你一個長假,啊? 366 00:27:00,583 --> 00:27:02,708 操,我人怎麼這麼好? 367 00:27:03,791 --> 00:27:04,875 太子爺 368 00:27:08,291 --> 00:27:09,750 有件事我不明白 369 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:12,875 為什麼是我? 370 00:27:18,666 --> 00:27:20,208 有那麼多更好的人 371 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,791 -[緩慢鋼琴旋律] -為什麼只給我第二次機會? 372 00:27:27,541 --> 00:27:29,875 [腳踏車吧噗聲] 373 00:27:29,958 --> 00:27:31,583 -[小韓杰]嗶嗶 -[三太子]也許你自己不知道 374 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:34,625 但我其實一直都在你身邊 375 00:27:37,416 --> 00:27:39,708 你小時候很喜歡騎車 376 00:27:40,208 --> 00:27:42,791 每天在我面前繞來繞去 377 00:27:42,875 --> 00:27:43,875 [腳踏車吧噗聲] 378 00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:48,333 -[韓杰爸]阿杰啊,你怎麼都講不聽? -[韓杰媽]不要這樣跑啦 379 00:27:48,416 --> 00:27:50,583 -你第一次頂撞父母 -[韓杰爸]還跑?抓到了吧 380 00:27:50,666 --> 00:27:51,958 是因為你想收養流浪貓 381 00:27:52,041 --> 00:27:53,750 -[韓杰爸說台語]講不聽… -我要養! 382 00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:55,958 [台語]好好講,不要兇他 383 00:27:56,708 --> 00:27:58,166 [三太子]後來你吵贏了 384 00:27:59,250 --> 00:28:01,083 [韓杰]欸,走… 385 00:28:01,166 --> 00:28:03,250 [三太子]你人生第一次打架 386 00:28:03,333 --> 00:28:05,791 是因為想保護被欺負的同學 387 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:07,583 [此起彼落的勸說聲] 388 00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,166 [痛哭聲] 389 00:28:17,250 --> 00:28:19,500 [三太子]你這輩子最悔恨的那天 390 00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:20,916 [韓杰慟哭聲] 391 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:22,125 我也在場 392 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:27,125 [韓杰放聲大哭聲] 393 00:28:28,583 --> 00:28:30,041 我看著你長大 394 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,416 難道不知道你的本性嗎? 395 00:28:33,708 --> 00:28:36,166 雖然你誤入歧途犯了錯 396 00:28:36,666 --> 00:28:38,375 但你沒有逃避懲罰 397 00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:42,166 這個機會,我不給你 398 00:28:42,250 --> 00:28:43,375 給誰啊? 399 00:28:44,708 --> 00:28:45,916 [三太子輕笑聲] 400 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,666 給我好好幹喔,我看著你 401 00:29:05,083 --> 00:29:06,333 [振奮溫暖的配樂] 402 00:29:06,416 --> 00:29:08,041 (乾坤圈) 403 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,041 (火尖槍) 404 00:29:12,041 --> 00:29:14,041 (金磚) 405 00:29:14,625 --> 00:29:17,041 (混天綾) 406 00:29:17,125 --> 00:29:18,208 (豹皮囊) 407 00:29:18,291 --> 00:29:19,625 [豹吼聲] 408 00:29:21,041 --> 00:29:23,000 (風火輪) 409 00:29:24,083 --> 00:29:26,416 (九龍神火罩) 410 00:29:27,916 --> 00:29:29,708 [雄渾龍吼聲] 411 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,625 [音樂淡出] 412 00:29:33,708 --> 00:29:35,625 [感人的鋼琴弦律] 413 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,000 [嘈雜車流聲] 414 00:29:56,416 --> 00:30:03,416 (東風市場) 415 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:13,000 杰哥,你要的打火機 416 00:30:33,750 --> 00:30:34,958 [張泯]嗯 417 00:30:46,708 --> 00:30:47,708 後悔嗎? 418 00:30:48,875 --> 00:30:49,708 後悔什麼? 419 00:30:49,791 --> 00:30:51,541 跟太子爺續約啊 420 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:54,375 葉子最後… 421 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,000 [輕柔哀傷配樂] 422 00:31:01,791 --> 00:31:03,125 不會啊 423 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:05,750 續約蠻划算的 424 00:31:07,041 --> 00:31:08,666 畢竟她走之前 425 00:31:09,916 --> 00:31:11,458 也開心了好幾個月啊 426 00:31:29,166 --> 00:31:30,416 [手機通知聲] 427 00:31:45,041 --> 00:31:47,500 -[葉子旁白]杰哥,你過得還好嗎? -[溫馨感人配樂] 428 00:31:48,666 --> 00:31:50,250 當你看到這封信時 429 00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:52,250 我已經不在了 430 00:31:53,166 --> 00:31:55,541 這也是我最後一次打這麼多字喔 431 00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:59,166 所以不要嫌我囉唆,要看到最後喔 432 00:32:02,208 --> 00:32:03,875 生病以後 433 00:32:03,958 --> 00:32:05,125 我常常在想 434 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:08,666 要做點什麼才不會白來人間一趟 435 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:11,625 我帶著困惑 436 00:32:11,708 --> 00:32:13,875 第一次來到東風市場 437 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:15,833 認識了你 438 00:32:15,916 --> 00:32:17,166 認識了大家 439 00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:21,875 讓我知道死之後只是換一種方式存在 440 00:32:21,958 --> 00:32:23,208 所以我就不再害怕了 441 00:32:23,291 --> 00:32:25,416 新朋友啊?不介紹一下? 442 00:32:26,666 --> 00:32:28,583 [葉子旁白]在生命的最後時刻 443 00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:30,250 我收穫到滿滿的愛 444 00:32:31,291 --> 00:32:34,041 這是我這輩子最幸福的日子 445 00:32:34,125 --> 00:32:35,375 (快好起來,一起出去玩!) 446 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:37,083 (葉子,要趕快好起來喔!小本) 447 00:32:37,166 --> 00:32:38,375 (我們還要一起出國!) 448 00:32:38,458 --> 00:32:39,625 杰哥 449 00:32:39,708 --> 00:32:42,458 有些事我來不及做 450 00:32:42,958 --> 00:32:45,750 我希望有人可以去替我完成 451 00:32:46,458 --> 00:32:49,750 我希望你幫我陪老爺子打遊戲 452 00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:52,916 我希望你對自己好一點 453 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,333 最後啊 454 00:32:55,416 --> 00:32:57,333 我還有一個小小的要求 455 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:02,458 我希望你替我好好愛這個世界 456 00:33:02,958 --> 00:33:04,791 雖然它亂糟糟的 457 00:33:05,291 --> 00:33:07,666 好像連神明都束手無策 458 00:33:08,750 --> 00:33:09,958 但我想 459 00:33:10,583 --> 00:33:12,583 真正能改變世界的 460 00:33:13,083 --> 00:33:16,166 可能是你我這些平凡人,對未來的期望吧 461 00:33:21,791 --> 00:33:23,208 [溫馨感人配樂繼續] 462 00:33:26,458 --> 00:33:28,041 你兒子很棒吧? 463 00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,333 -[老爺子]自摸啦 -[二奶奶]白皮啊? 464 00:33:36,416 --> 00:33:38,625 -[二奶奶]唉呀 -[羅姊]來…吃東西了 465 00:33:38,708 --> 00:33:41,500 [二奶奶]好險 我的白皮剛才差點把它打掉了 466 00:33:41,583 --> 00:33:43,583 -[大奶奶]早就該打,留著幹嘛? -[王小明]滿厲害的嘛 467 00:33:43,666 --> 00:33:44,833 [大奶奶]當嫁妝? 468 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,916 [女信徒說台語]太子爺 求你保佑我家兒子 469 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,625 讓他工作順利 470 00:33:52,708 --> 00:33:55,625 身體健康,拜託,拜託 471 00:33:56,291 --> 00:33:57,541 拜託,拜託 472 00:34:04,458 --> 00:34:05,458 [葉子]杰哥 473 00:34:06,125 --> 00:34:07,708 如果我說世界和平 474 00:34:08,416 --> 00:34:09,791 你相信嗎? 475 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 [哀婉動人的配樂] 476 00:34:18,958 --> 00:34:20,375 [旋律增強] 477 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,166 [葉子]許個願吧 478 00:34:39,250 --> 00:34:40,958 我相信 479 00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:43,041 法術不敵神通 480 00:34:43,125 --> 00:34:45,083 神通不敵業力 481 00:34:45,166 --> 00:34:46,833 業力不敵願力 482 00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:52,791 所以一個有願望的人 483 00:34:52,875 --> 00:34:55,208 才是世界上最強的人 484 00:35:02,833 --> 00:35:04,375 [旋律漸趨平緩] 485 00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:17,916 [音樂淡出] 486 00:35:19,625 --> 00:35:23,666 (東風市場) 487 00:35:23,750 --> 00:35:25,000 [小文啾啾聲] 488 00:35:29,625 --> 00:35:31,000 [漸近的腳步聲] 489 00:35:38,916 --> 00:35:40,166 [詭異呼氣聲] 490 00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:53,291 [電鈴聲] 491 00:35:59,458 --> 00:36:00,583 你誰啊? 492 00:36:00,666 --> 00:36:02,291 你好啊 493 00:36:04,375 --> 00:36:06,375 [陰森呼嘯聲] 494 00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:09,958 敢帶鬼來這裡 495 00:36:10,041 --> 00:36:12,583 哇塞,你真的看得到 496 00:36:13,291 --> 00:36:14,666 不愧是韓大師耶 497 00:36:15,250 --> 00:36:16,750 我姓李,我有事情想請你… 498 00:36:16,833 --> 00:36:17,958 等一下 499 00:36:18,541 --> 00:36:20,333 -你說你姓李? -是啊 500 00:36:22,375 --> 00:36:23,875 (李男為奪遺產) 501 00:36:23,958 --> 00:36:27,375 (差陰魂殺長輩欲脫罪) 502 00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:28,875 (給我打) 503 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:31,833 -[熱血激昂配樂] -[李男驚呼聲] 504 00:36:32,333 --> 00:36:33,541 等等 505 00:36:34,125 --> 00:36:36,125 我是來找你談生意的耶 506 00:36:36,208 --> 00:36:37,666 你不是該請示上頭嗎? 507 00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:41,208 [李男慘叫聲、悶哼聲] 508 00:36:42,791 --> 00:36:43,750 我不需要請示 509 00:36:44,333 --> 00:36:46,458 祂的指示從以前到現在都只有一種 510 00:36:46,541 --> 00:36:47,750 (乾坤圈) 511 00:36:58,208 --> 00:36:59,083 斬妖除魔 512 00:37:01,041 --> 00:37:02,625 [磅礡嗩吶配樂] 513 00:37:06,916 --> 00:37:10,625 《乩身》 514 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,291 [音樂淡出] 515 00:37:25,583 --> 00:37:28,208 [男低聲]有錢能使鬼推磨 516 00:37:28,958 --> 00:37:31,791 地獄,比人世更黑 517 00:37:32,541 --> 00:37:34,625 生前死後的帳 518 00:37:34,708 --> 00:37:36,166 都能買 519 00:37:36,250 --> 00:37:37,916 [陰森幽幽的配樂] 520 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:41,625 [欣慰吐息聲]有了這張地獄符 521 00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:46,000 [喜悅的微嘆聲]死後的帳 522 00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:49,375 隨你怎麼改 523 00:38:00,083 --> 00:38:01,708 [緊迫重節奏配樂] 524 00:38:08,541 --> 00:38:09,916 來! 525 00:38:15,625 --> 00:38:16,875 [大喝一聲] 526 00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,125 [怪物低鳴聲] 527 00:38:26,625 --> 00:38:28,250 [旋律轉向激昂] 528 00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:30,875 [怪物咆哮聲] 529 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:41,375 我要你 530 00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:43,916 去殺一個人 531 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 [怪物咆哮聲]