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[all humming]
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[speaking Minionese]
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
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[speaking Minionese]
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[exclaims]
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[both sigh]
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And the puree function is perfect
for blending power shakes.
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[blender whirring]
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-[gulping]
-[audience gasping]
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Wow, Barb! That's banana-licious!
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[speaking Minionese]
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Ah! Blender.
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[Barb] Barb's Blenders, just $19.95.
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Smoothie! Paracetamol!
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[all exclaiming]
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Uh. [grunting]
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[speaking Minionese]
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Uh. [sobs]
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[gasps]
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Thank you, ma'am.
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Moola! [chuckles]
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[grunts]
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[engine starts]
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[minions laughing]
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[whistle blowing]
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[minions straining]
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Stop!
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[speaking Minionese]
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[Kevin] Uh. Hello.
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Hello, boys, what can we do for ya?
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[speaking Minionese]
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Did they just ask to shave your cat?
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-[gasps]
-[screeching]
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[speaking Minionese]
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Oh, yes…
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[speaking gibberish]
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[snoring]
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Well, I don't have my hearing aids in,
so whatever he said is fine.
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[all cheering]
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-[engine starts]
-[grunts]
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[giggles, yells]
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[yelling]
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-[gasps]
-[water gurgling]
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Uh… Hello.
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[water running]
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Hello!
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[grunts]
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[shouting in Minionese]
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[yelping]
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[groans]
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[blowing whistle]
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[blower whirring]
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[yelps]
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[yelling in Minionese]
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-[blower whirring]
-[screaming]
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[speaking Minionese]
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[explosion]
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[groaning]
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[both speaking Minionese]
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[blows whistle]
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[both cackling]
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Huh?
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-[blower whirrs]
-[both screaming]
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[blows whistle]
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[speaking Minionese]
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[water rushing]
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[groaning]
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[water rushing]
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[grunting]
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[dog whimpering]
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[gasps]
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[howling]
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-[screaming]
-[blower whirring]
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[grunts]
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-[bees buzzing]
-[screaming]
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[groaning]
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[water rushing]
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[grunting]
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[cracking]
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[yells]
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[speaking Minionese]
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Boom!
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[breathing heavily]
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Huh? [speaking Minionese]
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[screaming]
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[blower blows]
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[both laughing]
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-[all laughing]
-[woman 1 yelps]
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[laughter continues]
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[woman 2] Chins up, fellas.
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We haven't laughed this hard
since Gertrude took up rollerblading.
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[Gertrude yelping]
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-[crashing]
-[laughing]
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Here you go.
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Two thousand shiny pennies
for a hootenanny of a show.
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[minions cheering]
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[minions chanting]
Blender! Blender! Blender!
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Come back anytime.
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[Barb on TV] Do you like power shakes,
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but are tired
of pushing all those buttons?
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[minions] Yeah.
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Then you need Barb's
new and improved blender.
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-It does all the button-pushing for you.
-[minions gasp]
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Barb's Blender, just $142.95.
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[all chanting] Blender! Blender! Blender!
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Blender!
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Mmm.
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[laughing]
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Huh? Aww!
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Uh, uh… [passes wind]
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[both chuckle]
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-[lion roars]
-[screams]
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[crying]
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-Psst.
-Hmm.
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[slurps]
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[train engine chugging]
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[grunting]
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Ha-ha!
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[people gasping]
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-[giggles]
-[Mel] Help!
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Super Gidget, it's the squirrels!
They got Max! [sobs]
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-[Max yelps]
-[brakes screech]
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Gidget, help! Ah. Help!
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[gasps]
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[laughs diabolically]
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[Max] Help!
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I'll save you, Max.
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[panting]
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[all gulping]
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[squirrels screaming]
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[grunting]
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Hmm.
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-[thunder rumbling]
-Ugh! [groans]
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[lightning cracking]
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[gasps, whimpers]
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[Infestor] Ah! Super Gidget,
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so nice of you to join us.
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[Super Gidget] Max!
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How could you?
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You are a bad, bad dog!
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[Infestor] Oh, I'm no dog.
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[cackling]
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I am Infestor, master of mind control,
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and I am taking over
every dog in the city!
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[gasps]
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Including your precious Max!
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[both yell]
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[both grunting]
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Hey! Okay, that does it!
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Activate Super Sparkle Rainbow!
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Huh?
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[yelps]
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[cackles]
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[gasps, screams]
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[grunts]
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[Super Gidget] Max?
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[Infestor laughs, grunts]
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[Infestor] Ha! Checkmate!
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[gasps]
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You'd never hurt your true love.
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Get ready to play dead!
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[Super Gidget] Sorry,
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but I don't know that trick.
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-[vacuum whirring]
-[screaming]
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[Infestor] Oh, no! No! No!
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[screaming]
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[groans]
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[Infestor] Ow.
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[exhales]
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Super Gidget, you're incredible.
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Just doing what I do. [giggles]
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[Infestor grunting]
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[grunts]
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[Infestor] I regret nothing!
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[Super Gidget giggles]
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[moans]
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[Infestor cackles]
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I'm back!
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Don't worry, Max. I got this.
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[panting and grunting]
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[grunts, mumbles]
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[exhales]
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Huh. What was all that about?
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[gasps] Maybe she's got fleas.
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[panting]
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[Kevin chuckles]
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[speaking Minionese]
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[whoops]
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[both grunting]
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Bob!
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[panting]
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[grunting]
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[chuckles nervously]
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[bird screeching]
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[minion speaking Minionese]
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[blows]
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[continues speaking Minionese]
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-[laughing]
-[speaking Minionese]
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[sheriff] What are you two doing?
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This equipment is not here
for your own personal amusement.
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No, no, no!
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-[gasps]
-[laughing]
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[grunting angrily]
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Let's see how funny you clowns are
after a month on the chain gang.
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Uh, sí, sí. Okay.
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[blows raspberry]
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-Booyah!
-Hey!
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[both speaking Minionese]
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[minions chattering]
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Hmm.
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[both yelling]
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-[guard] Hey! Hey, you! Hey, stop!
-[minions yelling]
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-[whooping]
-[yelling]
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[yelling]
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-[prisoner grunts]
-[minion yells]
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[sirens wailing]
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[grunting]
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[speaking Minionese]
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Uh, no.
220
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-Uh, no. Ah.
-[toy squeaks]
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-[both speaking Minionese]
-Hmm?
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[groans]
223
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[siren wails]
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[police officers] Freeze!
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["Bama Lama, Bama Loo" playing]
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[minions laughing]
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-[whooping]
-[yelling]
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All units, we need backup!
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[speaking Minionese]
230
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[prisoner groaning]
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[siren wailing]
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[sheriff] Go, go, go!
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[screams]
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[prisoner chuckles]
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[sirens wailing]
236
00:11:01,083 --> 00:11:02,083
[speaking Minionese]
237
00:11:02,166 --> 00:11:03,166
Hey! Whoa!
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00:11:04,041 --> 00:11:06,041
-[laughing]
-[grunts and yells]
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[groans]
240
00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:08,791
[man] Go, go, go!
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-Freeze!
-[minion speaking Minionese]
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00:11:11,708 --> 00:11:12,708
[screaming]
243
00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,041
Huh? [grunting]
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00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:16,833
[both screaming]
245
00:11:16,916 --> 00:11:19,416
[screams distorting]
246
00:11:22,125 --> 00:11:23,500
-[grunts]
-[minions yelling]
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[both mumbling weakly]
248
00:11:28,208 --> 00:11:29,833
[all panting]
249
00:11:29,916 --> 00:11:31,666
[speaking Minionese] Oh!
250
00:11:31,750 --> 00:11:33,500
-[train horn blowing]
-[gasping]
251
00:11:34,125 --> 00:11:36,000
-[whimpering]
-[prisoner grunting]
252
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[both speaking Minionese]
253
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Oh, no!
254
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[whimpering]
255
00:11:43,500 --> 00:11:46,250
-[minion screaming]
-[chuckles]
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[screaming]
257
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[both screaming]
258
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[gasping]
259
00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:55,541
-[engines revving]
-[sirens wailing]
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00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,750
-Huh?
-[whimpering]
261
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[speaking Minionese]
262
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[both straining]
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00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,458
[laughing]
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00:12:02,541 --> 00:12:04,041
[speaks Minionese] "No, no, no!"
265
00:12:04,125 --> 00:12:05,291
-[helicopter whirring]
-Ouch!
266
00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,916
-[both gasp]
-[prisoner panting]
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00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,000
[siren wailing]
268
00:12:10,291 --> 00:12:11,291
[both laughing]
269
00:12:11,375 --> 00:12:12,375
Uh-oh. [gasps]
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[whimpering, speaking Minionese]
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-[yelling, panting]
-[tires screech]
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[man] Get 'em, get 'em, get 'em!
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[all gasping]
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What the…
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[whimpering]
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-[sheriff] Get 'em!
-Go! Go! Go!
277
00:12:25,958 --> 00:12:26,958
[speaks Minionese]
278
00:12:27,833 --> 00:12:29,750
-[both whooping]
-No!
279
00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:31,458
[whooping and laughing]
280
00:12:31,708 --> 00:12:33,125
-[grunts]
-[laughing]
281
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:34,958
-Huh?
-Uh…
282
00:12:35,041 --> 00:12:36,041
[chuckles nervously]
283
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:37,333
[sirens wailing]
284
00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:39,208
[minion sighs, speaks Minionese]
285
00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:44,333
[playing rock music]
286
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,708
Go, go, go, go, go!
Come on, come on, come on.
287
00:13:24,791 --> 00:13:26,291
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
288
00:13:26,375 --> 00:13:28,000
Level 43! Whoa!
289
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:29,500
Whoa. Okay, head rush.
290
00:13:29,583 --> 00:13:32,333
[announcer on TV] Hey, there!
Do you still live with your parents,
291
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,416
eat junk food
and have inflatable furniture?
292
00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:35,916
[scoffs] Idiot.
293
00:13:36,291 --> 00:13:38,375
-You probably think I'm an idiot.
-What?
294
00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:40,666
But I'm Garry "The Winner" Wishmann.
295
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,000
Send me $99.95
296
00:13:42,083 --> 00:13:45,833
and I'll send you
my patented earphones of enlightenment.
297
00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:49,833
There, I'll guide you personally
from chump to champion in one week.
298
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:53,333
Whereupon, you'll receive
an official graduation certificate.
299
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,916
-[knock at door]
-Oh, please.
300
00:13:55,458 --> 00:13:57,416
What kind of lame-wad would need that?
301
00:13:58,291 --> 00:13:59,833
For you, sir.
302
00:13:59,916 --> 00:14:02,083
-Wait, what? Who sent this?
-[on intercom] Your mother!
303
00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:04,333
[screams] Mom, you know I scare easily.
304
00:14:04,416 --> 00:14:08,041
Now, you must complete the course
and bring me the graduation certificate,
305
00:14:08,125 --> 00:14:09,583
or I'm kicking you out.
306
00:14:09,666 --> 00:14:11,500
I just ordered new curtains.
307
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,500
One week, darling. Bye, Eddie.
308
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:14,583
[sighs]
309
00:14:17,750 --> 00:14:19,500
[scoffs] This is so stupid.
310
00:14:19,583 --> 00:14:21,500
[Wishmann over headphones]
"This is so stupid."
311
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,041
-Huh?
-That's what you're thinking.
312
00:14:23,125 --> 00:14:24,583
But now's not the time to think,
313
00:14:24,666 --> 00:14:27,000
now's the time
to begin your transformation.
314
00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:33,541
First, you gotta organize your exterior
before you can organize your interior.
315
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:37,291
Next, remove all distractions.
316
00:14:37,375 --> 00:14:38,583
Bye, little buddy.
317
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,125
-[Wishmann] Wake up!
-[gasping]
318
00:14:42,208 --> 00:14:46,166
Now that we've cleaned your outside,
it's time to clean your inside.
319
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:47,291
[exclaims, spits]
320
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,083
[snoring]
321
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,166
Ah!
322
00:14:50,541 --> 00:14:51,541
Mmm…
323
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:55,541
Mmm, don't even have to chew it.
324
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,541
-[Wishmann] Up and at 'em!
-[gasping]
325
00:14:57,625 --> 00:14:59,208
I'm awake, I'm awake. What now?
326
00:14:59,291 --> 00:15:01,041
It's time to get physical!
327
00:15:01,125 --> 00:15:02,500
[music playing]
328
00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,583
[panting] Physical.
329
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,708
Sorry. Trying to dance in here.
330
00:15:08,791 --> 00:15:09,958
Ah! Excuse me.
331
00:15:10,041 --> 00:15:11,208
Ow! [grunts]
332
00:15:12,666 --> 00:15:14,583
[yelling]
333
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:17,500
-[Wishmann] Rise and shine!
-Yes, Garry.
334
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,333
It's time to kick it up a notch.
335
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:20,708
Kick it up a notch.
336
00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:24,333
[muffled upbeat music playing]
337
00:15:31,916 --> 00:15:32,916
[Wishmann] Way to go!
338
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:33,833
The week is over
339
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:36,791
and the graduation certificate
is as good as yours…
340
00:15:36,875 --> 00:15:38,708
I did it! I'm a winner!
341
00:15:38,791 --> 00:15:41,750
…as soon as you send me
an additional $99.95.
342
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:43,708
What? But I did everything you said.
343
00:15:43,791 --> 00:15:46,750
I ate kale.
You know how hard it was to eat kale?
344
00:15:46,833 --> 00:15:49,125
You owe me a certificate! Do you hear me?
345
00:15:49,208 --> 00:15:50,833
["Thunder In Your Heart" playing]
346
00:15:56,583 --> 00:15:57,583
[grunts loudly]
347
00:16:01,541 --> 00:16:03,708
♪ 'Cause there's thunder in your heart ♪
348
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:08,375
♪ Every move is like lightning ♪
349
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:14,250
♪ And you hit the mark with your hand
on the wall you've been striking ♪
350
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:15,916
-I, uh…
-Listen, Wishmann.
351
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,333
I need that certificate.
352
00:16:17,416 --> 00:16:18,750
-Okay, so here's--
-[woman] Garry!
353
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,416
Stop playing those video games
and go clean the pool!
354
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:22,625
Yes, Mother.
355
00:16:22,708 --> 00:16:24,791
You're Garry "The Winner" Wishmann?
356
00:16:24,875 --> 00:16:26,500
It's just, it's just Garry.
357
00:16:26,583 --> 00:16:28,625
I've been treating you
like my lord and master.
358
00:16:28,708 --> 00:16:30,666
Sorry, the whole commercial
was my mom's idea.
359
00:16:30,750 --> 00:16:33,333
She's like, "Get some ambition,
or I'm kicking you out."
360
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,416
Dude, we're living the same life.
361
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,333
Wait a minute.
362
00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:39,625
Is that the original edish
of Diamonds of Greyfork?
363
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,416
Hey, dog, thanks for the certificate.
364
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,000
My mom, like, totally framed it.
365
00:16:43,083 --> 00:16:44,583
My mom won't get off my back.
366
00:16:44,666 --> 00:16:47,166
Just tell her
we're flowers waiting to blossom.
367
00:16:47,250 --> 00:16:49,041
Like we are about to blossom…
368
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,458
[both] Into level 43!
369
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:51,375
-Yes!
-Yeah!
370
00:16:51,458 --> 00:16:53,583
[announcer on TV] Are you a flower
waiting to blossom?
371
00:16:53,666 --> 00:16:55,916
Are your parents on your back
and can't get them off?
372
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,750
Then I can help.
373
00:16:57,833 --> 00:16:59,416
-[scoffs] Idiot.
-Idiot.
374
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,208
[minions speaking Minionese]
375
00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:05,541
Go, go.
376
00:17:08,708 --> 00:17:10,125
[speaking Minionese]
377
00:17:10,208 --> 00:17:11,041
Okay.
378
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:12,125
[all speaking Minionese]
379
00:17:12,208 --> 00:17:13,583
Aah! [speaks Minionese]
380
00:17:13,958 --> 00:17:15,375
[electricity buzzing]
381
00:17:22,291 --> 00:17:24,125
[minions cheering]
382
00:17:28,166 --> 00:17:29,291
[speaks Minionese]
383
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,250
[minion humming]
384
00:17:44,333 --> 00:17:45,625
[chuckles] No, no, no, no.
385
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:47,291
[mumbling]
386
00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,041
[speaks Minionese, grunts]
387
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,458
[laughs, speaks Minionese]
388
00:17:54,083 --> 00:17:54,916
[scoffs]
389
00:17:58,916 --> 00:17:59,916
[grunts]
390
00:18:01,333 --> 00:18:02,750
Whoo-hoo!
391
00:18:02,833 --> 00:18:03,958
[grumbles]
392
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,250
[chuckles]
393
00:18:12,750 --> 00:18:15,166
[speaks Minionese, laughs]
394
00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,500
[sighs]
395
00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:18,083
[speaks Minionese]
396
00:18:18,708 --> 00:18:19,666
Ah!
397
00:18:22,041 --> 00:18:23,125
Oh. [chuckles]
398
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:32,750
[grunting]
399
00:18:33,833 --> 00:18:35,541
[speaks Minionese]
400
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:39,916
-[speaks Minionese]
-[bell dings]
401
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:41,458
[grunting]
402
00:18:47,083 --> 00:18:48,666
[both grunting]
403
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:52,083
Huh? Ah.
404
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,041
[both grunting]
405
00:18:55,125 --> 00:18:56,458
[grunts in frustration]
406
00:18:57,958 --> 00:18:59,166
[speaks Minionese]
407
00:18:59,250 --> 00:19:00,083
Oh. Okay.
408
00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:02,125
[chuckles]
409
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:03,708
[gasps]
410
00:19:03,958 --> 00:19:04,875
-Ow!
-[chuckles]
411
00:19:04,958 --> 00:19:05,875
[speaks Minionese]
412
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:07,916
[laughs, speaks Minionese]
413
00:19:09,291 --> 00:19:10,833
[both grunting]
414
00:19:13,916 --> 00:19:15,333
[grunting weakly]
415
00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,125
[chuckles]
416
00:19:23,500 --> 00:19:25,791
[speaks Minionese]
417
00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,291
[screams]
418
00:19:30,166 --> 00:19:32,000
-[explosion]
-[laughs exultantly]
419
00:19:34,166 --> 00:19:35,500
[speaks Minionese]
420
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:38,583
-[laughs]
-[grunts]
421
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,416
[both whooping]
422
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,083
[screaming]
423
00:19:45,166 --> 00:19:46,583
[laughing]
424
00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:47,500
[gasps]
425
00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,083
[both screaming]
426
00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:57,458
[both panting]
427
00:20:02,041 --> 00:20:03,083
[chuckles]
428
00:20:03,166 --> 00:20:04,458
Yah! Yah!
429
00:20:04,958 --> 00:20:06,833
[grunting]
430
00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,208
-[screams]
-[gasps]
431
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:13,166
[both screaming]
432
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,208
[muffled explosion]
433
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:23,291
[groans]
434
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:25,625
[grunting]
435
00:20:25,708 --> 00:20:26,875
Phil. Phil.
436
00:20:26,958 --> 00:20:27,875
[gasps]
437
00:20:27,958 --> 00:20:29,250
[speaks Minionese]
438
00:20:30,791 --> 00:20:32,250
[grunts, chuckles]
439
00:20:33,875 --> 00:20:34,708
Huh?
440
00:20:39,083 --> 00:20:40,000
[clangs]
441
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,125
-Huh?
-[chuckles]
442
00:20:44,666 --> 00:20:45,875
[all grunting]
443
00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,000
[speaks Minionese]
444
00:20:53,041 --> 00:20:54,291
[Bob] Minions!
445
00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:57,166
[minion 1] Oh, the Grinch!
446
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:00,541
-[exclaims]
-[minion 2] Lorax! Lorax!
447
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:04,208
-[Bob exclaiming excitedly]
-[minion 1] Oh, Snowball!
448
00:21:05,750 --> 00:21:06,708
[all exclaiming]
449
00:21:06,791 --> 00:21:09,375
[minion 1 reading]
450
00:21:09,458 --> 00:21:11,458
[romantic music playing]
451
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:22,208
[gasps]
452
00:21:27,625 --> 00:21:28,625
[grunts] Huh?
453
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,625
[speaking other language]
454
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:36,958
[whoops]
455
00:21:39,208 --> 00:21:41,541
[Bar-ba-loots speaking]
456
00:21:41,625 --> 00:21:42,500
[whoops]
457
00:21:45,458 --> 00:21:46,333
[sighs]
458
00:21:52,916 --> 00:21:54,166
[gasps]
459
00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:58,458
[giggles]
460
00:21:58,916 --> 00:21:59,791
Hmm.
461
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:03,208
[singing]
462
00:22:03,291 --> 00:22:04,125
Huh?
463
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:09,833
[grunts]
464
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,666
[singing]
465
00:22:12,416 --> 00:22:13,416
[giggling]
466
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,041
-[grunts]
-[singing]
467
00:22:20,875 --> 00:22:21,750
[whistles]
468
00:22:22,458 --> 00:22:24,083
[Swomee Swans singing]
469
00:22:25,833 --> 00:22:27,166
[singing]
470
00:22:37,458 --> 00:22:38,458
Ow!
471
00:22:38,541 --> 00:22:40,041
[Humming Fish singing]
472
00:22:41,458 --> 00:22:42,916
[singing]
473
00:22:51,833 --> 00:22:53,791
[Swomee Swans singing]
474
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:55,500
[rapping]
475
00:23:00,875 --> 00:23:02,416
-[horn blows]
-[squawks]
476
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:04,333
[singing]
477
00:23:10,458 --> 00:23:12,291
[rapping]
478
00:23:28,416 --> 00:23:30,041
[singing]
479
00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:39,250
[chorus singing]
480
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,000
[speaking Minionese]
481
00:24:00,083 --> 00:24:01,291
[giggling]
482
00:24:02,333 --> 00:24:03,625
[speaking Minionese]
483
00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:04,541
[gasping]
484
00:24:04,625 --> 00:24:06,541
-[screaming]
-[speaking Minionese]
485
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:07,500
Okay.
486
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,166
-[Bob speaks Minionese]
-[chuckles]
487
00:24:09,875 --> 00:24:11,291
[Bob grunting]
488
00:24:11,583 --> 00:24:12,416
Stuart.
489
00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:14,083
Hmm? Okay.
490
00:24:14,166 --> 00:24:16,958
-[balloon pops]
-[screaming, groans]
491
00:24:17,541 --> 00:24:19,833
[Bob] Illumiation.
492
00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:20,916
[groans]
493
00:24:29,750 --> 00:24:31,791
-[speaking gibberish]
-[baby cooing]
494
00:24:33,833 --> 00:24:35,333
[stomach grumbling]
495
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,208
[crying]
496
00:24:37,291 --> 00:24:38,125
Oh.
497
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:43,333
[both] Huh?
498
00:24:47,583 --> 00:24:48,583
Ah.
499
00:24:49,166 --> 00:24:50,000
Aah.
500
00:24:50,083 --> 00:24:51,375
-Nah!
-[whimpering]
501
00:24:52,833 --> 00:24:54,541
[gulps, burps]
502
00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:57,125
-[baby crying]
-[yelling]
503
00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,416
-[exclaims excitedly]
-Huh?
504
00:25:04,958 --> 00:25:05,791
[both slurp]
505
00:25:06,333 --> 00:25:08,166
-[cooing]
-[baby giggling]
506
00:25:08,750 --> 00:25:10,125
[grunting]
507
00:25:10,875 --> 00:25:12,625
-Okay.
-[grunts]
508
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:13,541
[baby giggles]
509
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,250
-[cooing in Minionese]
-[exclaims excitedly]
510
00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:19,166
Huh.
511
00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,541
-[baby grunts]
-[yelling]
512
00:25:21,625 --> 00:25:23,583
-[screaming]
-[baby giggling]
513
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:25,041
[speaking Minionese]
514
00:25:26,083 --> 00:25:27,416
[screaming]
515
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:28,958
Huh.
516
00:25:29,041 --> 00:25:30,041
Hmm.
517
00:25:30,541 --> 00:25:31,750
[baby grunting]
518
00:25:32,625 --> 00:25:33,625
[laughing]
519
00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,125
[baby yells]
520
00:25:38,458 --> 00:25:40,666
-[laughing]
-[baby grunting]
521
00:25:40,750 --> 00:25:42,583
[minions yelling]
522
00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:49,708
[both] Oh?
523
00:25:53,583 --> 00:25:55,666
-[speaking Minionese]
-[whimpering]
524
00:25:56,916 --> 00:25:59,125
-[laughing]
-[gasps]
525
00:25:59,208 --> 00:26:00,916
[yelling]
526
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:02,208
[exclaiming in Minionese]
527
00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,250
[bird squawking]
528
00:26:05,625 --> 00:26:07,166
-Oh, no.
-[whimpering]
529
00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:08,708
[bird squawking]
530
00:26:14,750 --> 00:26:16,208
[grunting]
531
00:26:16,708 --> 00:26:17,541
Ha.
532
00:26:19,291 --> 00:26:20,208
[gasps]
533
00:26:20,291 --> 00:26:21,375
[grunting]
534
00:26:21,458 --> 00:26:22,333
[both scream]
535
00:26:22,583 --> 00:26:23,958
No, no, no, no, no, no!
536
00:26:24,666 --> 00:26:26,166
-Ah!
-[squawking]
537
00:26:26,833 --> 00:26:28,333
[eggs cracking]
538
00:26:29,250 --> 00:26:30,333
[cooing]
539
00:26:32,875 --> 00:26:34,416
[squawking]
540
00:26:34,875 --> 00:26:36,083
[minions screaming]
541
00:26:53,083 --> 00:26:53,958
[bird gasps]
542
00:26:56,625 --> 00:26:57,708
[yelling]
543
00:27:02,875 --> 00:27:04,208
[minions screaming]
544
00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,250
[minions grunt]
545
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,458
[minions groaning]
546
00:27:11,041 --> 00:27:12,250
[breathing heavily]
547
00:27:12,333 --> 00:27:14,375
[both scream and whimper]
548
00:27:19,333 --> 00:27:20,375
[chuckles nervously]
549
00:27:20,458 --> 00:27:21,666
[grunts]
550
00:27:22,375 --> 00:27:23,791
[baby cooing]
551
00:27:26,791 --> 00:27:28,166
[baby giggling]
552
00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,583
[grunting]
553
00:27:30,666 --> 00:27:32,041
Okay. [grunts]
554
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,958
[slurping]
555
00:27:35,333 --> 00:27:36,666
[minions straining]
556
00:27:38,750 --> 00:27:39,583
Mmm.
557
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,208
[speaking Minionese]
558
00:27:41,291 --> 00:27:42,500
[both grunting]
559
00:27:43,583 --> 00:27:44,958
[baby slurping]
560
00:27:45,041 --> 00:27:45,958
[both] Huh?
561
00:27:46,708 --> 00:27:47,625
[burps]
562
00:27:48,333 --> 00:27:49,458
[both gasp]
563
00:27:49,541 --> 00:27:50,750
[speaking Minionese]
564
00:27:50,833 --> 00:27:52,416
-[minions whimper]
-Huh?
565
00:27:54,416 --> 00:27:55,416
[cooing]
566
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:56,791
Huh?
567
00:27:57,125 --> 00:27:57,958
[grunting angrily]
568
00:27:58,583 --> 00:27:59,750
[minions screaming]
569
00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:06,875
[laughing]
570
00:28:06,958 --> 00:28:08,125
-[bird squawking]
-[whimpers]
571
00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,625
[baby yelling]
572
00:28:15,916 --> 00:28:17,041
[Truffula tree puffs]
573
00:28:18,083 --> 00:28:19,500
[minion giggles]
574
00:28:19,875 --> 00:28:21,041
[speaks Minionese]
575
00:28:24,458 --> 00:28:25,541
Ah. Ah.
576
00:28:25,916 --> 00:28:26,916
[laughs excitedly]
577
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:28,333
Yippee! [laughs]
578
00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:29,375
Thank you.
579
00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:46,041
[hooves clopping]
580
00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:50,625
Whoa!
581
00:28:58,958 --> 00:29:00,000
[whinnies]
582
00:29:00,083 --> 00:29:02,958
Guys, sorry,
this is a precision machine, okay?
583
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:03,875
So, no joyrides.
584
00:29:04,291 --> 00:29:07,500
You can sit on the wagon,
but it better not move an inch.
585
00:29:07,583 --> 00:29:08,583
Uh-uh.
586
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,958
-[both chuckling]
-Ya! Ya! Ya!
587
00:29:16,041 --> 00:29:17,083
[snorts]
588
00:29:22,791 --> 00:29:23,791
[huffs]
589
00:29:24,583 --> 00:29:25,583
Ya!
590
00:29:25,958 --> 00:29:27,041
Whoo-hoo!
591
00:29:29,833 --> 00:29:31,958
-Ya! Ya!
-Whoo!
592
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,583
[both laughing]
593
00:29:47,541 --> 00:29:48,375
[huffs]
594
00:29:48,666 --> 00:29:49,541
Ya!
595
00:29:52,416 --> 00:29:53,500
[both groan]
596
00:29:54,416 --> 00:29:55,791
[wagon creaking]
597
00:30:01,583 --> 00:30:02,458
[both screaming]
598
00:30:06,666 --> 00:30:08,083
[whinnying]
599
00:30:10,458 --> 00:30:12,125
[grunting]
600
00:30:12,666 --> 00:30:13,583
[screams]
601
00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:16,916
Yay!
602
00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:29,583
[whinnying]
603
00:30:35,500 --> 00:30:36,500
[screams]
604
00:30:38,916 --> 00:30:39,958
[groans]
605
00:30:41,208 --> 00:30:42,041
[screams]
606
00:30:44,083 --> 00:30:45,500
[wind whistling]
607
00:31:00,416 --> 00:31:02,875
Well, what do you know?
You followed instructions.
608
00:31:02,958 --> 00:31:05,125
Thanks for keeping an eye on the wagon.
Appreciate it.
609
00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:06,208
[sneezes]
610
00:31:11,875 --> 00:31:12,708
[chuckles]
611
00:31:12,791 --> 00:31:14,083
[grunts in anger]
612
00:31:23,541 --> 00:31:25,166
[giggling]
613
00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:27,333
[exclaims excitedly]
614
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,416
[giggles]
615
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:32,833
[panting]
616
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,958
[exclaims]
617
00:31:37,708 --> 00:31:38,916
[minions grunting]
618
00:31:43,833 --> 00:31:45,625
Whoo-hoo! [giggles] Huh?
619
00:31:46,666 --> 00:31:48,291
[whimpering] Buddies?
620
00:31:49,041 --> 00:31:50,416
[crying]
621
00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,541
[panting] Bob. [speaks Minionese]
622
00:31:53,916 --> 00:31:54,750
[speaks Minionese]
623
00:31:55,625 --> 00:31:56,458
Ah.
624
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,291
[Bob sighs]
625
00:32:05,333 --> 00:32:06,666
[alarm blaring]
626
00:32:09,250 --> 00:32:13,791
Nelson family,
another fun and successful robbery!
627
00:32:13,875 --> 00:32:15,125
[all] Yay!
628
00:32:15,208 --> 00:32:17,750
Binky, take that priceless artifact
out of your mouth.
629
00:32:17,833 --> 00:32:19,583
-You don't know where it's been.
-[whimpers]
630
00:32:19,666 --> 00:32:21,791
Walter, have you seen Binky's pacifier?
631
00:32:21,875 --> 00:32:25,375
Jeepers Christmas, Madge,
we may have left it behind in the museum.
632
00:32:25,458 --> 00:32:28,791
Gosh, Binky, I hate to say it,
but that pacifier's gone.
633
00:32:29,458 --> 00:32:31,791
Maybe it's time to be a big boy.
634
00:32:31,875 --> 00:32:32,875
[sighs]
635
00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,375
[suckling]
636
00:32:38,208 --> 00:32:39,708
[retching]
637
00:32:49,125 --> 00:32:51,958
You're never getting me back, Binky.
638
00:32:52,041 --> 00:32:53,791
I've moved on.
639
00:32:53,875 --> 00:32:54,875
[gasps]
640
00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:00,375
Hmm…
641
00:33:13,666 --> 00:33:15,208
[giggling]
642
00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:25,875
[horse neighing on TV]
643
00:33:39,583 --> 00:33:40,416
[gasps]
644
00:33:41,208 --> 00:33:42,375
[shrieking]
645
00:33:42,458 --> 00:33:43,458
[giggles]
646
00:33:57,708 --> 00:33:58,541
[blows]
647
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:01,833
[beeps]
648
00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:05,000
-[giggles] Huh?
-[alarm beeps]
649
00:34:11,416 --> 00:34:12,250
Phew.
650
00:34:12,333 --> 00:34:13,833
-[alarm blaring]
-Huh?
651
00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:19,250
Hmm.
652
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:33,416
[sighing]
653
00:34:34,166 --> 00:34:35,208
Huh?
654
00:34:35,916 --> 00:34:37,625
[gasps] Yeah!
655
00:34:38,041 --> 00:34:39,041
[giggles excitedly]
656
00:34:40,041 --> 00:34:43,000
Well, well, well, what do we have here?
657
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:43,916
[gasps]
658
00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:45,750
Hold the… What in the…
659
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:49,041
Wait a minute. You robbed the museum.
660
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:52,875
Nah-uh, baby-face,
you ain't going anywhere
661
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,333
till you give me that junk back.
662
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:57,041
[laughing]
663
00:34:57,125 --> 00:34:58,458
Give me your best shot.
664
00:35:03,083 --> 00:35:05,125
Ha! You missed.
665
00:35:08,333 --> 00:35:11,833
Give me… the art back…
666
00:35:12,750 --> 00:35:13,916
now.
667
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,416
[chuckles]
668
00:35:18,750 --> 00:35:19,708
[gasps]
669
00:35:23,166 --> 00:35:24,750
No, no, no, no, no, no!
670
00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:26,000
[exclaiming]
671
00:35:28,375 --> 00:35:30,208
Honey, Walter,
I just wanna check on Binky.
672
00:35:30,291 --> 00:35:31,125
[yawning]
673
00:35:31,208 --> 00:35:32,458
He's my favorite.
674
00:35:35,291 --> 00:35:39,333
You see, Madge,
he's forgotten all about that pacifier.
675
00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:40,666
Oh…
676
00:35:40,750 --> 00:35:43,125
They grow up so fast.
677
00:35:43,208 --> 00:35:44,541
We're great parents.
678
00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,291
[Walter] Top 10, Madge, top 10.
679
00:35:46,375 --> 00:35:47,375
[door closes]
680
00:35:48,416 --> 00:35:49,416
[giggles]
681
00:35:50,166 --> 00:35:51,166
[suckling]
682
00:35:58,166 --> 00:35:59,541
[speaks Minionese]
683
00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:01,083
[exclaims excitedly]
684
00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:03,708
[laughing]
685
00:36:04,250 --> 00:36:06,333
-[speaking Minionese]
-[electricity buzzing]
686
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,666
-[explosion]
-[both grunt]
687
00:36:11,250 --> 00:36:12,250
[groans]
688
00:36:13,666 --> 00:36:15,541
Stuart! Yoo-hoo! Stuart!
689
00:36:16,333 --> 00:36:17,333
[Stuart groans]
690
00:36:19,666 --> 00:36:20,750
[buzzer buzzes]
691
00:36:32,375 --> 00:36:33,625
[speaks Minionese]
692
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:34,916
Ah.
693
00:36:36,333 --> 00:36:37,666
-[video game chiming]
-Huh?
694
00:36:39,583 --> 00:36:42,333
Ken? [speaks Minionese]
695
00:36:43,291 --> 00:36:44,375
[groans]
696
00:36:45,041 --> 00:36:45,875
[grunts]
697
00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:47,541
Yes!
698
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,000
Ah.
699
00:36:49,083 --> 00:36:50,875
[speaks Minionese]
700
00:36:50,958 --> 00:36:53,000
[groans, mocking]
701
00:36:53,083 --> 00:36:54,375
[buzzer buzzes]
702
00:36:56,416 --> 00:36:57,416
Ah.
703
00:36:59,875 --> 00:37:01,500
[groans]
704
00:37:01,583 --> 00:37:02,416
Ah.
705
00:37:04,208 --> 00:37:05,041
[grunts]
706
00:37:06,958 --> 00:37:08,250
Yahoo! [exclaims]
707
00:37:08,833 --> 00:37:09,833
[laughs]
708
00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,875
-[rumbling]
-[video game chiming]
709
00:37:11,958 --> 00:37:12,791
Hmm?
710
00:37:12,875 --> 00:37:13,708
Huh?
711
00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:15,708
Huh?
712
00:37:17,291 --> 00:37:18,458
[grunts in frustration] Ken!
713
00:37:18,916 --> 00:37:20,416
[speaks Minionese]
714
00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:23,916
[exclaims]
715
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,416
[laughing]
716
00:37:28,833 --> 00:37:29,708
[gasps]
717
00:37:30,500 --> 00:37:32,291
-[continues laughing]
-[Mike grunting]
718
00:37:32,708 --> 00:37:34,458
-[growling]
-[gasps]
719
00:37:34,541 --> 00:37:36,125
[growling]
720
00:37:36,208 --> 00:37:37,250
[screams]
721
00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,875
[grunting]
722
00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:40,791
-[grunts]
-[gasps]
723
00:37:42,125 --> 00:37:43,541
[speaks Minionese]
724
00:37:43,625 --> 00:37:44,458
[buzzer buzzes]
725
00:37:45,916 --> 00:37:46,833
[whimpers softly]
726
00:37:57,958 --> 00:37:59,000
[gasps]
727
00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:03,666
[gasps]
728
00:38:05,708 --> 00:38:06,541
Huh?
729
00:38:08,708 --> 00:38:09,750
Hmm.
730
00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,916
-[video game chiming]
-[speaks Minionese]
731
00:38:12,916 --> 00:38:13,750
[chuckles]
732
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:15,666
[chuckles]
733
00:38:17,291 --> 00:38:19,708
[gasps, grunting frantically]
734
00:38:19,791 --> 00:38:20,958
[Ken chuckling]
735
00:38:21,625 --> 00:38:23,125
[speaking Minionese]
736
00:38:26,750 --> 00:38:27,791
[Ken laughing]
737
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:31,958
[gasping]
738
00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:38,041
[laughing]
739
00:38:39,541 --> 00:38:40,541
[speaks Minionese]
740
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,958
[laughing hysterically]
741
00:38:46,916 --> 00:38:48,041
[buzzer buzzes]
742
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:50,208
[mewling]
743
00:38:51,541 --> 00:38:52,416
[gasps]
744
00:38:54,666 --> 00:38:55,708
[Ken exclaims]
745
00:38:58,083 --> 00:38:59,083
No, no, no, no, no.
746
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,125
No, no, no, no, no.
747
00:39:00,583 --> 00:39:01,916
No! [panting]
748
00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,333
[buzzer buzzes]
749
00:39:04,416 --> 00:39:05,958
[speaks Minionese]
750
00:39:15,583 --> 00:39:17,500
[both grunting]
751
00:39:23,666 --> 00:39:24,875
-[exclaims]
-[growls]
752
00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:29,958
[exclaims and screams]
753
00:39:30,041 --> 00:39:31,000
Mike!
754
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,250
-[groans]
-Oh, Mike.
755
00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,000
[speaking Minionese]
756
00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:40,708
-[mewling]
-Aww. [chuckles]
757
00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,250
[cooing]
758
00:39:48,041 --> 00:39:48,875
Huh?
759
00:39:50,291 --> 00:39:51,416
[speaks Minionese]
760
00:39:52,125 --> 00:39:52,958
Phew.
761
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:54,208
[both] Huh?
762
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,583
[kittens growling]
763
00:39:57,916 --> 00:39:59,375
[both screaming]
764
00:40:00,708 --> 00:40:02,500
There. Ah.
765
00:40:02,583 --> 00:40:03,875
[speaks Minionese]
766
00:40:03,958 --> 00:40:06,708
Uh, are you sure this is going to work?
767
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,500
[screams]
768
00:40:11,708 --> 00:40:13,458
[exclaiming]
769
00:40:16,625 --> 00:40:17,458
Whoa!
770
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,333
[exclaiming]
771
00:40:22,916 --> 00:40:23,833
[screams]
772
00:40:25,791 --> 00:40:26,958
[gasps]
773
00:40:27,250 --> 00:40:28,375
[speaks Minionese]
774
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,875
[reading]
775
00:40:29,958 --> 00:40:30,875
[screams]
776
00:40:34,458 --> 00:40:35,916
[doorbell rings]
777
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,750
Yo, yo, yo!
778
00:40:37,833 --> 00:40:39,333
Shh! I just put the kids to bed.
779
00:40:39,416 --> 00:40:42,166
Gunter, it's so great
you offered to do this, buddy.
780
00:40:42,250 --> 00:40:43,750
I insist to, Rosita.
781
00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,625
I'm known as,
like, the very best babysitter.
782
00:40:46,708 --> 00:40:48,125
Are you sure you're okay with this?
783
00:40:48,208 --> 00:40:50,375
This will be as easy as dusselberry pie.
784
00:40:50,458 --> 00:40:53,333
I will prove to you, okay? Trust Gunter.
785
00:40:54,333 --> 00:40:55,625
I'm having second thoughts.
786
00:40:55,708 --> 00:40:58,583
Go, go, go,
it will be, like, totally fine.
787
00:41:02,875 --> 00:41:03,875
[squeaks]
788
00:41:04,458 --> 00:41:05,791
Shh…
789
00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:08,250
-[cell phone ringing]
-[gasps] Oh, no.
790
00:41:11,583 --> 00:41:13,208
I forgot to say we'll be home by 9:00.
791
00:41:13,291 --> 00:41:15,041
If there's any problem at all,
just call me.
792
00:41:15,125 --> 00:41:17,166
[whispering] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Goodbye now.
793
00:41:17,791 --> 00:41:19,541
-[sighs, gasps]
-Where's Mommy?
794
00:41:20,166 --> 00:41:21,625
Hello, tiny piglet.
795
00:41:21,708 --> 00:41:23,375
Mommy will be back soon.
796
00:41:23,458 --> 00:41:25,166
Uncle Gunter is here in the meantime,
797
00:41:25,250 --> 00:41:27,583
so go back to sleep. [chuckles nervously]
798
00:41:28,875 --> 00:41:30,375
Can I have some candy?
799
00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:34,083
No, no, no.
You must go back to sleeping, okay?
800
00:41:34,166 --> 00:41:35,625
Pretty please?
801
00:41:35,708 --> 00:41:37,750
Hmm. Okay, okay.
802
00:41:37,833 --> 00:41:41,208
I give you one piece,
and then the bedtime.
803
00:41:41,750 --> 00:41:43,333
Oh, no! [gasps]
804
00:41:44,208 --> 00:41:45,375
Okay, all right…
805
00:41:47,916 --> 00:41:49,000
[all] Candy!
806
00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,166
Don't, please!
807
00:41:50,250 --> 00:41:51,333
[chomping]
808
00:41:51,416 --> 00:41:52,500
[screams]
809
00:41:52,583 --> 00:41:55,333
Don't! Now is the time for the sleeping.
810
00:41:55,416 --> 00:41:57,000
[piglets laughing]
811
00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:01,625
Please, piggies, beddy-bye time.
812
00:42:11,875 --> 00:42:12,958
[yelling excitedly]
813
00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:15,583
[grunting]
814
00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:17,291
[piglets clamoring]
815
00:42:22,291 --> 00:42:23,875
My tongue is warm.
816
00:42:26,833 --> 00:42:27,666
Mmm.
817
00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,333
He's gonna call Mommy!
818
00:42:29,416 --> 00:42:31,208
I didn't want to have to do this.
819
00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:33,083
["Pump Up the Jam" playing]
820
00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:34,041
[all gasp]
821
00:42:34,125 --> 00:42:35,583
♪ A-pump it, pump it… ♪
822
00:42:35,666 --> 00:42:36,916
Okay.
823
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,291
Now, follow along with Uncle Gunter.
824
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:42,000
We dance all your energies out now!
825
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:43,750
♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪
826
00:42:43,833 --> 00:42:45,791
♪ While your feet are stompin' ♪
827
00:42:45,875 --> 00:42:47,291
♪ And the jam is pumpin' ♪
828
00:42:47,375 --> 00:42:49,166
♪ Look ahead… ♪
829
00:42:49,250 --> 00:42:50,875
Follow the piggy piper.
830
00:42:50,958 --> 00:42:53,375
♪ I don't want a place to stay ♪
831
00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:56,166
♪ Get your booty on the floor tonight ♪
832
00:42:56,250 --> 00:42:57,916
♪ Make my day ♪
833
00:42:59,583 --> 00:43:03,666
Try as you might,
you can't deny the power of the beat.
834
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,833
[all panting]
835
00:43:07,541 --> 00:43:08,500
[piglet] I'm tired.
836
00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:09,583
Yeah!
837
00:43:10,416 --> 00:43:12,458
Bedtime.
838
00:43:12,541 --> 00:43:15,083
But I'm not tired. [groans]
839
00:43:16,541 --> 00:43:17,583
Hurry! [gasps]
840
00:43:18,791 --> 00:43:20,083
[panting]
841
00:43:20,708 --> 00:43:22,416
-Oh! Here we go.
-[snoring]
842
00:43:25,541 --> 00:43:26,541
[gasps]
843
00:43:27,875 --> 00:43:28,875
[panting]
844
00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:36,041
Wow. Gunter,
I have to admit I'm impressed.
845
00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:37,833
Yeah. I told you,
846
00:43:37,916 --> 00:43:39,958
-it's easy as dusselberry pie.
-[snoring]
847
00:43:41,708 --> 00:43:42,708
[grunts]
848
00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:45,041
[chuckling]
849
00:43:45,625 --> 00:43:47,333
Same time next week?
850
00:43:48,333 --> 00:43:50,666
♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪
851
00:43:50,750 --> 00:43:52,166
♪ A-pump it up, yo, pump it ♪
852
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:54,500
♪ Pump up the jam, pump it up ♪
853
00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,583
♪ A-pump it up, yo, pump it ♪
854
00:44:13,083 --> 00:44:17,041
♪ Pump up the jam, pump it
Pump it, pump it, pump it ♪