1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,136 Have a fun golf day with the girls, Tam. 2 00:00:03,136 --> 00:00:04,404 Aw thanks, hun. 3 00:00:04,404 --> 00:00:06,406 It's a beautiful day to get outside and... 4 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:07,908 [whispering] Kick their asses. 5 00:00:07,908 --> 00:00:10,010 Oh yeah. I always do. 6 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:11,711 Yeah, that's my girl. 7 00:00:11,711 --> 00:00:13,013 So what are you gonna do today? 8 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,081 Ahhh I don't know. 9 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:15,482 I'll figure something out. 10 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:16,283 Love you!!! 11 00:00:16,283 --> 00:00:18,718 Love youuuu! Mwah mwah mwah mwah! 12 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:22,456 [♪] 13 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:25,258 [TV] - And he makes the catch in the endzone! 14 00:00:25,258 --> 00:00:26,827 Damnit! Were both his feet in? 15 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,762 Ahhh, there goes my parlay. 16 00:00:28,762 --> 00:00:29,763 Hey, go birds! 17 00:00:29,763 --> 00:00:31,765 Yooo Jinglebells! You made it! 18 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:32,899 Gotta be honest David, 19 00:00:32,899 --> 00:00:34,434 I did not think you'd be down 20 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:36,236 for the debauchery of a classic, 21 00:00:36,236 --> 00:00:37,972 Mark Hoagies Guys Day. 22 00:00:37,972 --> 00:00:39,606 Guys Day! Guys Day! 23 00:00:39,606 --> 00:00:40,274 Comin' atcha! 24 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:42,275 Oh wow. This is cool. 25 00:00:42,275 --> 00:00:45,846 This is like a beer commercial from 2003. Nice. 26 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,715 You know it. We got it all, David. 27 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,617 We got beer, hot wings, 28 00:00:49,617 --> 00:00:50,851 a little sports wagering, 29 00:00:50,851 --> 00:00:52,586 a little corn-hole action. 30 00:00:52,586 --> 00:00:53,587 The game, David. 31 00:00:53,587 --> 00:00:54,588 Don't get excited. 32 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,890 Hah, homophobia. Cool. 33 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,158 And the best part is, 34 00:00:58,158 --> 00:00:59,693 Tammy's out golfing with the girls 35 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:02,262 so there's no women around to bust our balls. 36 00:01:02,262 --> 00:01:04,131 This is a judgment-free zone, 37 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:05,900 where dudes can be dudes. 38 00:01:05,900 --> 00:01:06,834 Right, yeah. 39 00:01:07,068 --> 00:01:10,237 It's like finally we have a safe space for our uh... 40 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,039 marginalized community. 41 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,674 100 percent, yeah. Speaking of which, 42 00:01:13,674 --> 00:01:14,808 have you met Dan here? 43 00:01:14,808 --> 00:01:15,909 He's kind of a nerd, 44 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,277 does like, computer stuff. 45 00:01:17,277 --> 00:01:18,912 I feel like you guys might get along. 46 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,847 Cool. Sup Dan. 47 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:22,550 Ok I'll let you guys nerd out. 48 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,651 I'm gonna go do this thing where I throw a football over the roof 49 00:01:24,651 --> 00:01:26,920 and then run through the house and catch it on the other side. 50 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,054 It's very cool. 51 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:29,856 So yeah, 52 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:31,858 how 'bout this AI stuff, 53 00:01:31,858 --> 00:01:33,026 right? It's crazy! 54 00:01:33,026 --> 00:01:35,028 Dude A.I. is unreal. 55 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:35,796 Check this out. 56 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,964 Oh my god. 57 00:01:36,964 --> 00:01:37,831 What am I looking at? 58 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,167 AI-generated Lord of the Rings porn 59 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:42,703 but I mapped my third grade teacher's face 60 00:01:42,703 --> 00:01:44,371 onto all the hobbits. 61 00:01:44,371 --> 00:01:45,572 Ah. Oh... 62 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,874 Woah, would you look at that? 63 00:01:47,874 --> 00:01:49,443 It's already 10:15, 64 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,310 I gotta get going. 65 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,613 It's so great to meet you Dan I'll see you later. 66 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:53,980 Okay, you guys ready? 67 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:55,682 Uh. You sure about this, Mark? 68 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:56,416 Uh yeah, Hank. 69 00:01:56,716 --> 00:01:58,685 If a bunch of teenagers on TikTok can do it, 70 00:01:58,685 --> 00:01:59,987 then I can definitely do it. 71 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,488 Okay here we go! 72 00:02:01,989 --> 00:02:03,623 OOF! 73 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,492 [glass smash] 74 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:07,227 Damnit! 75 00:02:07,394 --> 00:02:08,728 Forgot to open the sliding door. 76 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,298 [♪] 77 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:14,167 ♪ Well, I used to work at a hot dog factory. ♪ 78 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:16,136 ♪ Until them robots came along. ♪ 79 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,871 ♪ And now there is no job for me ♪ 80 00:02:18,005 --> 00:02:20,441 ♪ But I get 3,000 bucks a month ♪ 81 00:02:20,441 --> 00:02:24,244 ♪ Thanks to UBI 82 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:28,382 ♪ Now we're Universal Basic Guys. ♪ 83 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:30,250 ♪ It may not sound like much. ♪ 84 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:33,421 ♪ But we're still gonna try ♪ 85 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:38,491 ♪ We're just Universal Basic Guys ♪ 86 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:43,230 Okay guys! 87 00:02:43,230 --> 00:02:44,564 Trying it one more time! 88 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:45,933 [Tammy pulls up] 89 00:02:45,933 --> 00:02:46,734 Uh oh. 90 00:02:46,734 --> 00:02:47,601 Alright here we go! 91 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:48,702 UGH! 92 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:49,403 Watch out! Watch out! 93 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,705 Yo I got it I got it I got it I got it! 94 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,207 Mark!? What the hell? 95 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:53,640 Tammy!? 96 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:54,374 What are you doing back? 97 00:02:54,475 --> 00:02:56,009 Huh, nice to see you too. 98 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:57,244 Nah I just mean, you know, 99 00:02:57,244 --> 00:02:58,712 we're kinda doing Guys Day here. 100 00:02:58,712 --> 00:02:59,947 You're not the only one. 101 00:02:59,947 --> 00:03:02,315 Oak Ravine Country Club didn't even let us in. 102 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,651 Apparently, it's a men's only club. 103 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:05,118 What? 104 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:06,486 That's disgusting. 105 00:03:06,486 --> 00:03:07,888 They don't deserve your business. 106 00:03:07,888 --> 00:03:09,990 You should go play somewhere else. 107 00:03:09,990 --> 00:03:11,958 No! I don't want to play anywhere else, 108 00:03:11,958 --> 00:03:12,993 on principle. 109 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:13,794 I totally get it, 110 00:03:13,794 --> 00:03:15,996 but also, you can't really be here. 111 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:16,997 On principle. 112 00:03:16,997 --> 00:03:17,764 Why not? 113 00:03:18,298 --> 00:03:19,566 Okay, how do I put this? 114 00:03:19,566 --> 00:03:22,603 In today's diverse and integrated society, 115 00:03:22,603 --> 00:03:23,970 which of course I cherish- 116 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,705 Mark, where are you going with this? 117 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,141 What I'm trying to say here is, 118 00:03:27,141 --> 00:03:28,442 from a mental health perspective, 119 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:31,845 it's vital that men have a safe space 120 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:35,015 to engage in uninhibited male expression, 121 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:36,383 untainted by, 122 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:37,951 how do I put this politely... 123 00:03:37,951 --> 00:03:39,520 persons of a... 124 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,021 vaginal persuasion. 125 00:03:41,021 --> 00:03:42,589 Uch, okay, Mark. I get it. 126 00:03:42,589 --> 00:03:43,256 Don't worry. 127 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:44,892 I'm not gonna bother you guys 128 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,060 so you can go funnel wings into your butt 129 00:03:46,060 --> 00:03:49,263 or whatever immature man-child stuff youse do on Guys Day. 130 00:03:49,263 --> 00:03:50,464 See? You're judging. 131 00:03:50,464 --> 00:03:51,131 Uch fine, 132 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:52,465 I'm going inside. 133 00:03:53,067 --> 00:03:54,734 Aw, what the hell?! 134 00:03:54,734 --> 00:03:56,237 What happened to the back door?? 135 00:03:56,237 --> 00:03:57,972 Ugh can't do anything fun. 136 00:03:57,972 --> 00:03:59,105 Alright you know what, 137 00:03:59,105 --> 00:03:59,973 I'm getting you into Oak Ravine. 138 00:03:59,973 --> 00:04:00,774 Oh yeah? 139 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:02,742 Not a single woman has played on that 140 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,411 golf course in over a 100 years, 141 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,513 and you think that you're just gonna march in there 142 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,716 and "sort this out real quick?" Pfft. 143 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,017 Yeah. I'm gonna handle it. 144 00:04:10,017 --> 00:04:12,719 Because combatting sexism is a man's job. 145 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:18,725 Name? 146 00:04:18,725 --> 00:04:19,726 Mark Hoagies. 147 00:04:20,027 --> 00:04:22,028 I don't have that name on the member list. 148 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:23,263 I'm a guy, okay? 149 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,197 Can you just open the gate? 150 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:26,333 I just need to talk to the manager real quick. 151 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:27,134 Sorry, pal. 152 00:04:27,134 --> 00:04:28,302 Doesn't work like that. 153 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:29,869 What are you talking about, I thought this was like 154 00:04:29,869 --> 00:04:30,670 a men's club. 155 00:04:30,670 --> 00:04:33,140 This is a private club. Members only. 156 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,608 There he is! 157 00:04:34,608 --> 00:04:35,542 How you doin, buddy? 158 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:38,612 Everyday at the ol' boys club is a good one. 159 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:39,280 Alright. 160 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,047 You have a good one, now! 161 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:52,526 Oak Ravine? 162 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,161 Mark, you're talking about one of the most 163 00:04:54,161 --> 00:04:56,163 prestigious country clubs in the world. 164 00:04:56,163 --> 00:04:58,598 I know, dude. The place looks fricken classic. 165 00:04:58,598 --> 00:04:59,266 I gotta get in. 166 00:04:59,266 --> 00:05:00,333 I didn't think you liked golf? 167 00:05:00,333 --> 00:05:01,535 It's not about the golf, Hank. 168 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,938 It's about being a part of an exclusive private men's club. 169 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,940 I mean this place is guy's day on steroids. 170 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:08,008 I gotta be a part of that. 171 00:05:08,008 --> 00:05:09,543 Oh yeah, keep dreamin', pal. 172 00:05:09,543 --> 00:05:11,545 Not only do you need a letter of recommendation 173 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:13,413 from one of the billionaire board members, 174 00:05:13,413 --> 00:05:16,750 but the initiation fee alone is 500k. 175 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:17,617 Woah. 176 00:05:17,617 --> 00:05:18,618 Pfft! That's it? 177 00:05:18,618 --> 00:05:19,854 Yo, no problem. 178 00:05:19,854 --> 00:05:20,987 And the final score, 179 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:24,424 Minnesota 31, Carolina 15. 180 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:25,159 Aw, hell yeah. 181 00:05:25,159 --> 00:05:25,960 You like the Vikings? 182 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:27,728 Naw, I was just looking for them to cover. 183 00:05:27,728 --> 00:05:31,298 Now all I need is the other 19 legs of this parlay to hit 184 00:05:31,298 --> 00:05:34,234 and I've got the five hundred G's to get into Oak Ravine baby. 185 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:36,269 Wow, you really think you got a chance? 186 00:05:36,269 --> 00:05:38,572 Yeah, I got a pretty good feeling about this one. 187 00:05:38,572 --> 00:05:39,573 Check it out. 188 00:05:39,573 --> 00:05:40,141 In other news, 189 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:41,875 Princeton University has canceled 190 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:43,743 all public tours of its computer lab 191 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:46,680 after a man accessed their quantum supercomputer, 192 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,983 and used it to predict the outcomes of sporting events. 193 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:51,118 Yo that was me, Hank! 194 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,886 Ooh, that's genius. 195 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:55,889 So you think I can also get into Oak Ravine? 196 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,757 I'll tell you what: you can be my caddie. 197 00:05:57,757 --> 00:05:58,425 Awesome. 198 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:00,761 Okay, so you ready for your first caddie mission? 199 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:01,495 Hell yeah. 200 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,796 I'm gonna need you to get me a 201 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,064 recommendation letter 202 00:06:04,164 --> 00:06:07,167 from one of Oak Ravine's billionaire board members. 203 00:06:07,902 --> 00:06:09,035 Yeah okay. 204 00:06:12,573 --> 00:06:13,274 - What are you doing? 205 00:06:13,374 --> 00:06:14,374 What does it look like I'm doing? 206 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,209 I'm driving balls into the woods. 207 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:18,712 [window breaks] What the hell? 208 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:19,246 Dammit! 209 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:21,381 You know, you've got some expensive equipment here, 210 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,016 for someone who doesn't even play golf. 211 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,118 Golf is all about the optics, Tam. 212 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,753 Wait a minute, what's this? 213 00:06:26,753 --> 00:06:29,022 An application? For Oak Ravine?! 214 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,491 Are you freakin' kidding me?! 215 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,192 Tammy, I'm only doing this for you. 216 00:06:32,192 --> 00:06:33,627 - Oh yeah? - Yeah! 217 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:34,694 I don't even like golf. 218 00:06:34,694 --> 00:06:35,996 But when my girl's upset, 219 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,998 I gotta do whatever it takes to make it right. 220 00:06:37,998 --> 00:06:40,734 By joining the club that doesn't let women in? 221 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,704 Tammy, sometimes change can only come from within. 222 00:06:43,704 --> 00:06:44,972 It could take weeks, months, 223 00:06:44,972 --> 00:06:46,207 even a generation, 224 00:06:46,207 --> 00:06:49,476 but I am committed to the cause of feminism. 225 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:50,511 Hah, sure, hun. 226 00:06:50,644 --> 00:06:53,280 By the way, doesn't that place cost a fortune to join? 227 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,014 Wow. 228 00:06:54,114 --> 00:06:56,216 Wow. I can't believe what I'm hearing 229 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,519 from one of the “strongest ” women I know. 230 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,821 Imagine if Martin Luther King would've said 231 00:07:00,821 --> 00:07:02,889 'You know what? I don't have a dream anymore because, 232 00:07:02,889 --> 00:07:04,024 too expensive' 233 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:05,259 or if Ghandi would've said, 234 00:07:05,259 --> 00:07:07,260 'you know what, I'm just gonna eat some food now 235 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:09,062 because it's too expensive to not eat.' 236 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,332 Or if feminist icon Gloria Estafan 237 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:14,968 never bought that pink vagina hat, 238 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:16,837 where would we be now? 239 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:17,771 Where would we be now, Tam? 240 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,273 Mark, I'm gonna be the first woman to tee off 241 00:07:20,407 --> 00:07:23,043 at Oak Ravine and I don't need your help. 242 00:07:23,543 --> 00:07:26,613 [dramatic music] 243 00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,465 Tee time, Ellen. Heh-heh... 244 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,567 [door bell] 245 00:07:47,868 --> 00:07:48,935 May I help you? 246 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,971 Sorry to bother you, Ms. Gobblestone. 247 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,173 I'm Tammy Hoagies. 248 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:54,307 Would you consider yourself a feminist? 249 00:07:54,307 --> 00:07:55,242 I would. 250 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:59,179 Well I was recently made aware of a very sexist establishment 251 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:01,282 and I was wondering if you could help make a change. 252 00:08:01,282 --> 00:08:04,417 Oh, dear. What kind of establishment is this, exactly? 253 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,420 Your husband's little golf club. 254 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:08,789 You know, the one that doesn't let women in. 255 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:09,923 I see. 256 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,392 I'm afraid I don't have time for such petty concerns. 257 00:08:12,392 --> 00:08:14,594 But I wish you the best of luck. 258 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,365 Your husband is on the board of this club. 259 00:08:18,365 --> 00:08:19,233 Is he now? 260 00:08:19,233 --> 00:08:21,101 Maybe you could talk to him. 261 00:08:21,101 --> 00:08:23,304 If anyone could influence a change, it's you. 262 00:08:23,304 --> 00:08:25,439 We have to pick our battles, dear. 263 00:08:25,439 --> 00:08:27,241 Okay, okay... 264 00:08:27,241 --> 00:08:28,742 well, I've picked mine. 265 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,511 And I'm playing that damn course. 266 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:31,545 Listen here, Tammy. 267 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:34,748 Sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie. 268 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:43,991 [phone call] - Yo. 269 00:08:44,158 --> 00:08:45,692 Yo, you get that rec yet? 270 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,426 I'm working on it. 271 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:48,429 Awesome, dude. Okay I gotta go, Hank. 272 00:08:48,429 --> 00:08:50,397 UCONN girls softball is about to start. 273 00:08:50,397 --> 00:08:52,733 I need this freshman to throw a perfect game. 274 00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,702 Man, there's gotta be a billionaire 275 00:08:54,702 --> 00:08:56,336 around here somewhere. 276 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:58,638 Hell yeah. 277 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,374 Uh hey Bill. 278 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:02,676 So just wanna say, thanks for Windows. 279 00:09:02,810 --> 00:09:05,145 They're one of my favorite things to look out of. 280 00:09:05,579 --> 00:09:06,113 Right. 281 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,015 So who do I make this out to? 282 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,983 Oh, uh, just write, 283 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:11,752 "To whom it may concern..." 284 00:09:11,752 --> 00:09:14,121 And, uh, something like, 285 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:16,356 "I, Bill Gates, recommend my good friend 286 00:09:16,356 --> 00:09:18,559 and all-around rich, cool guy, 287 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:19,593 Mark Hoagies, 288 00:09:19,694 --> 00:09:22,562 to be a member at the Oak Ravine Country Club." 289 00:09:25,299 --> 00:09:26,867 Oh, can you hit undo on this, it's not-- 290 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,835 Next. 291 00:09:28,202 --> 00:09:32,005 "To whom it may concern... (mumbles as he reads) 292 00:09:32,005 --> 00:09:34,274 Bill Gates doesn't know how to spell "recommend?" 293 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,276 Aw come on. You know how these computer guys are. 294 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,144 They've been using spell check for so long, 295 00:09:38,144 --> 00:09:39,713 they don't even know how to write with their hands. 296 00:09:39,713 --> 00:09:40,881 So true. 297 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,248 I have always said that 298 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:44,384 computers are rotting our brains. 299 00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:46,687 And you have the initiation fee? 300 00:09:46,687 --> 00:09:47,555 One second please. 301 00:09:47,888 --> 00:09:51,558 Now up in the Archery World Finals is Akmash Tartalzyk, 302 00:09:51,558 --> 00:09:55,062 the seventeen-year-old former goat herder from Uzbekistan 303 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,632 who is now one shot away from a championship. 304 00:09:58,632 --> 00:09:59,633 Come on Akmash... 305 00:09:59,633 --> 00:10:01,836 And Bullseye! He's done it! 306 00:10:01,836 --> 00:10:02,736 Hell yeah! 307 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,271 The money is no problem. 308 00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:05,840 And what's your handicap? 309 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:06,906 With all due respect, 310 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:08,342 I don't think you're allowed to ask that. 311 00:10:08,342 --> 00:10:09,142 Mr. Hoagies, 312 00:10:09,142 --> 00:10:11,144 this is one of the most pristine 313 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:13,013 and difficult courses in the world. 314 00:10:13,013 --> 00:10:15,849 We need to make sure you won't be hacking it up. 315 00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,151 What do you shoot? 316 00:10:17,151 --> 00:10:19,019 I mean... a lot of birdies? 317 00:10:19,019 --> 00:10:20,955 Eagles? Yeah, I do a lot of eagles. 318 00:10:20,955 --> 00:10:23,189 You do a lot of Eagles? 319 00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:25,025 He actually once got a hole-in-one. 320 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,026 Did you, now? 321 00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:27,561 Yeah. Bounced off the windmill 322 00:10:27,561 --> 00:10:29,462 and went right through the gorilla's legs. 323 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:36,970 Ow! Get off me! 324 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,105 What the hell?! 325 00:10:39,173 --> 00:10:42,576 This part of the interview is really just a formality. 326 00:10:42,576 --> 00:10:46,213 Just need to make sure you don't shoot over 200, okay? 327 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:47,614 Pfft! No problem. 328 00:10:47,614 --> 00:10:49,083 Okay here we go. 329 00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:51,218 Ah, Dammit! Warming up. 330 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,653 Just warming on up. 331 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,354 Oh my god. 332 00:10:55,589 --> 00:10:57,257 He's at 199... 333 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,025 Driver? Hank why're you giving me a driver 334 00:10:59,025 --> 00:10:59,826 we're four feet from the hole. 335 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,896 I like the driver. It's my favorite club. 336 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:02,997 It's not about your favorite club, 337 00:11:03,097 --> 00:11:05,032 it's about the “Best ” club for the situation. 338 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,233 Give me the wedge. 339 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,002 Damnit. 340 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:12,539 Unfortunately, after your performance here today, 341 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:15,742 we cannot accept you into Oak Ravine Country Club. 342 00:11:15,742 --> 00:11:17,277 Wow. I guess I'm the only one 343 00:11:17,277 --> 00:11:19,279 here who actually loves golf. 344 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,414 Oh yeah? You love golf? 345 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:23,283 Buddy, you hacked up that course 346 00:11:23,283 --> 00:11:25,151 like you caught it in bed with your wife. 347 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:25,952 Let me tell you something, pal. 348 00:11:26,052 --> 00:11:28,288 I could have easily shot a sixty-five, 349 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,390 but I chose not to, out of respect. 350 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:33,226 All you speed golfers rushing through the course 351 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,663 with your 63s and your holes-in-ones, 352 00:11:35,663 --> 00:11:36,330 but not me. 353 00:11:36,430 --> 00:11:38,398 I play the ball from all angles. 354 00:11:38,398 --> 00:11:42,002 From the velvet fairways to the soft sands in the trap 355 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:43,304 to the backyard of the guy 356 00:11:43,304 --> 00:11:45,572 whose window I shattered off hole twelve. 357 00:11:45,572 --> 00:11:46,540 Guys like me, 358 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:49,009 we don't care about the number on the scorecard, 359 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,744 we care about the experience. 360 00:11:50,977 --> 00:11:52,880 If that means I can't be a member, 361 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,615 so be it. Let's go Hank! 362 00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:59,987 Wow. I wish I loved anything the way that man loves golf. 363 00:11:59,987 --> 00:12:01,622 Mark! Wait! 364 00:12:01,622 --> 00:12:03,424 Arthur. Don't be an idiot. 365 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:07,861 As the head of the board of Oak Ravine Country Club, 366 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:11,231 I hereby welcome our newest member. 367 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,334 Whoa, 368 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,469 where am I? 369 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:16,703 Hello Tammy. 370 00:12:16,703 --> 00:12:17,371 Ellen? 371 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:19,873 You had questions about the men's little "golf" club. 372 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:21,875 Here's the only answer you need: 373 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:25,312 it exists because we allow it to exist. 374 00:12:25,312 --> 00:12:28,949 Welcome to The Lady Lair. 375 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:30,117 - Woah. 376 00:12:30,117 --> 00:12:31,785 What is this place? 377 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:35,555 You are in the headquarters of an elite group of females, 378 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:40,060 sworn to combat the issues that affect women across the globe. 379 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:41,495 Like sexist golf clubs! 380 00:12:41,495 --> 00:12:43,997 Tammy, our husbands are very powerful, 381 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,367 but men like that are insatiable. 382 00:12:46,367 --> 00:12:47,534 They will take, take, take 383 00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:49,636 until they've sucked the world dry. 384 00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:53,306 Golf distracts them from their ambitions. 385 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,575 While they're playing games, we're... 386 00:12:55,575 --> 00:12:59,246 reallocating some funds for our "feministic pursuits." 387 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,182 So when you say "feministic pursuits," 388 00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,018 what exactly are we talking about here? 389 00:13:04,018 --> 00:13:05,585 See for yourself. 390 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,454 [dramatic music] 391 00:13:07,588 --> 00:13:09,222 [hanger doors open] 392 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,993 Welcome to Oak Ravine. 393 00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,129 Oh man. This place is classic. 394 00:13:15,129 --> 00:13:17,931 Oooh. They got the classic suede chairs. 395 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,666 We got the classic wood-paneling! 396 00:13:19,666 --> 00:13:22,403 You got the classic popcorn machine-- ooh, ooh! 397 00:13:22,403 --> 00:13:23,137 Oh my god, 398 00:13:23,270 --> 00:13:25,139 if this guy says 'classic' one more time- 399 00:13:25,139 --> 00:13:26,440 Oh, come on, Gerald. 400 00:13:26,440 --> 00:13:28,642 Remember how you were on your first day? 401 00:13:28,642 --> 00:13:31,578 Woah. They got a fricken bathroom just for pooping... 402 00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:34,148 Oh my god, unbelievable! 403 00:13:34,148 --> 00:13:35,349 Yo, this all free? 404 00:13:35,716 --> 00:13:37,651 No women. No rules, baby. 405 00:13:37,651 --> 00:13:39,352 This place is fricken' awesome. 406 00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:41,154 Oh, 407 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,223 that is “Not ” whipped cream! 408 00:13:43,457 --> 00:13:45,458 [jet engines] 409 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:47,594 Okay, ladies. 410 00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,762 You know what to do... 411 00:13:50,331 --> 00:13:51,832 Um. Ellen? 412 00:13:51,832 --> 00:13:52,966 You're with me. 413 00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:54,601 Oh, um, ha pardon me... 414 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,535 Hang on! 415 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:56,603 Whoooooaaaahhhh! 416 00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,109 For the crime of reading a science book, 417 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,044 you are sentenced to death. 418 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,180 Hello, boys. 419 00:14:06,547 --> 00:14:07,414 Lady fighters? 420 00:14:07,781 --> 00:14:10,584 Laundry day is tomorrow if you want to stick around. 421 00:14:11,552 --> 00:14:13,587 Ladies, light 'em up. 422 00:14:13,721 --> 00:14:15,222 [lasers] 423 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,525 What is these cramps?! 424 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,895 This is the worst pain I ever feel! 425 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,397 Menstrual beam. 426 00:14:23,397 --> 00:14:23,964 Ugh. Agh. 427 00:14:24,131 --> 00:14:26,099 You suffer this every month?! 428 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,869 “And ” you have to deal with the men's bull crap? 429 00:14:28,869 --> 00:14:29,970 All clear. 430 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,739 Paula, do your thing. 431 00:14:31,872 --> 00:14:32,606 [click] 432 00:14:33,607 --> 00:14:34,308 [bump] 433 00:14:34,608 --> 00:14:35,442 [click, click, click] 434 00:14:35,609 --> 00:14:36,376 [thump] 435 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,378 [jet engines] 436 00:14:39,279 --> 00:14:41,749 Little better than a round of golf, don't you think? 437 00:14:41,749 --> 00:14:43,283 Those poor girls... 438 00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,619 They're never gonna get to play at Oak Ravine. 439 00:14:45,619 --> 00:14:47,287 Ugh let it go, Tammy. 440 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,855 That golf course is nothing more than 441 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,658 a playground for man-children. 442 00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:53,660 We are liberating oppressed women across the globe! 443 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:57,031 Yeah and I think that's, ya know, great and all, but-- 444 00:14:57,031 --> 00:14:59,533 Good. Because I just got word 445 00:14:59,533 --> 00:15:02,870 your husband has been accepted to Oak Ravine. 446 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,004 Are you fricken kidding me? 447 00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:05,873 Congratulations are in order: 448 00:15:05,873 --> 00:15:07,741 you're officially one of us. 449 00:15:08,375 --> 00:15:10,244 So what's your deal? How 'd you get rich? 450 00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:12,946 Well, my family's been in the railroad business 451 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:13,914 since the Hayes administration 452 00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:16,116 and under my watch we've become the world leader 453 00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:17,751 in freight shipping logistics. 454 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:18,619 How about you? 455 00:15:18,619 --> 00:15:19,853 Woo, man, where do I start? 456 00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,122 First I needed the Vikings to cover. 457 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:25,292 Then I needed a third round knockout from Martinez. 458 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:28,362 After that I needed the girl from Baylor to hit five threes, 459 00:15:28,362 --> 00:15:29,096 and then after that I need- 460 00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,165 Wait a minute. Are you describing a parlay? 461 00:15:31,165 --> 00:15:33,033 Oh, yeah, yeah. I won a parlay. 462 00:15:33,033 --> 00:15:33,901 Well, Arthur. 463 00:15:33,901 --> 00:15:35,702 Your golf lover over there hasn't played 464 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,571 a single round since joining. 465 00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:40,074 All he does is hang out in the clubhouse all day 466 00:15:40,074 --> 00:15:42,709 eating pheasant wings and yelling "Guys Day!" 467 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,011 Come on, Gerald. 468 00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:44,979 He's just having fun. 469 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:48,014 Joe seems to be getting along with his caddie, alright. 470 00:15:48,014 --> 00:15:50,684 So here's my idea: Clear mustard. 471 00:15:50,951 --> 00:15:52,185 Clear mustard? 472 00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:54,187 That's interesting. 473 00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,323 Huh. Very interesting. 474 00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,392 Hoagies! Coming atcha! 475 00:15:58,625 --> 00:15:59,326 [thump] 476 00:15:59,326 --> 00:16:00,427 [loud music] 477 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,863 Wooo!!/Yo Hoagies!!/ Place is sweet!/Classic, right? 478 00:16:02,863 --> 00:16:04,999 Oh yeah. Guests have arrived. 479 00:16:04,999 --> 00:16:06,867 Yo yoooo!! What's up boys!!! 480 00:16:06,867 --> 00:16:07,902 Oh hell yeah. 481 00:16:07,902 --> 00:16:09,336 This is the good stuff. 482 00:16:09,836 --> 00:16:11,005 [glug, glug] 483 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,507 Yo, that tastes just like The Civil War. 484 00:16:13,507 --> 00:16:16,143 Ooh, yeah. These are some serious puros, baby. 485 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,145 Yo, anyone know the WiFi password? 486 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:19,880 Okay, here we go I'm doin' it again!!! 487 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:20,580 Ughh!! 488 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,449 Watch out! Watch out! 489 00:16:22,449 --> 00:16:23,450 Agh! Damnit! 490 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,285 [smash] 491 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:26,520 [thump] 492 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:27,054 Boom. 493 00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:28,755 Nailed it. Hank, did you get that? 494 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:29,456 Were you filming? 495 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,991 Alright, fine. 496 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,694 I think we may have a Hoagies problem. 497 00:16:33,694 --> 00:16:34,561 Okay ladies. 498 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:36,863 We'll be infiltrating the headquarters 499 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:39,132 of a Romanian sex trafficking ring- 500 00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:40,634 - Excuse me. 501 00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:41,969 Can I propose a mission? 502 00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:42,836 - Yes Tammy? 503 00:16:42,836 --> 00:16:44,037 I just think, ya know, 504 00:16:44,037 --> 00:16:46,140 before we solve the world's problems, 505 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:47,408 we could address some of the 506 00:16:47,408 --> 00:16:49,543 patriarchal concerns here at home? 507 00:16:50,011 --> 00:16:51,912 Tammy, give it up. 508 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:54,715 Let the men have their stupid golf course. 509 00:16:54,715 --> 00:16:55,515 Who cares? 510 00:16:55,816 --> 00:16:58,152 You know, if Amelia Earhart would have called it 511 00:16:58,152 --> 00:16:59,686 just a "stupid airplane"- 512 00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:02,022 Are you comparing yourself to Amelia Earhart? 513 00:17:02,022 --> 00:17:03,156 I mean... 514 00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:04,591 not yet. 515 00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,061 You look like an oil man. 516 00:17:08,061 --> 00:17:09,029 You an oil man? 517 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:09,930 No, I'm in tech. 518 00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:12,132 Oh yeah? You should hire these two clowns. 519 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,133 You guys work in tech? 520 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:15,435 I dabble in a little programming. 521 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,036 Oh yeah? 522 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,538 What kind of stuff you work on? 523 00:17:17,538 --> 00:17:19,973 Well, I recently modded Elder Scrolls 524 00:17:19,973 --> 00:17:22,243 so all the dragons have huge dongs. 525 00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:23,144 Oh... 526 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:24,845 I'm telling you these two are like Rain Man 527 00:17:24,845 --> 00:17:26,147 when it comes to technology. 528 00:17:26,147 --> 00:17:27,714 Yo, check it out: this morning they rigged 529 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,282 my ankle monitor so the cops? 530 00:17:29,282 --> 00:17:30,650 They think I'm at home right now. 531 00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:32,486 Mark, can we have a word? 532 00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,455 We have an incredible opportunity 533 00:17:34,455 --> 00:17:36,156 that we would like to share with you. 534 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:39,025 Oooh yeah. This like an insider trading thing? 535 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:39,526 'Cause I'm in. 536 00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:42,396 It's more of an investment in your future. 537 00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,132 There's another club, a more prestigious club, 538 00:17:45,132 --> 00:17:47,735 that's interested in recruiting you... 539 00:17:47,735 --> 00:17:48,936 I mean... I don't know, 540 00:17:48,936 --> 00:17:50,938 I already put 500K down on this place-- 541 00:17:50,938 --> 00:17:52,872 And that would be refunded. 542 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:53,740 - With interest. 543 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,242 I mean, that's pretty good Mark. 544 00:17:55,910 --> 00:17:57,845 Nope! Nah, I'm too loyal! 545 00:17:57,845 --> 00:17:59,280 You guys are my boys now! 546 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:00,414 C'mere you, come on. Ahh - 547 00:18:00,414 --> 00:18:02,549 can't put a price tag on Guys Day! 548 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,619 Time for an emergency board meeting. 549 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,988 The offer... was refused. 550 00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:09,290 [groans]! 551 00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:11,358 This whole place smells like farts and cologne! 552 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:14,294 His fat friend ran over John Boehner with a golf cart! 553 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,164 You think that's bad? Our stock dropped eighty percent 554 00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:19,099 after I followed his caddie's advice 555 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:20,400 to develop a clear mustard. 556 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:23,436 Uh, that's on you Joe. The bottom line is: 557 00:18:23,637 --> 00:18:25,072 Hoagies has to go. 558 00:18:25,072 --> 00:18:26,106 Can't we just kick him out? 559 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,942 That's a slippery slope, Fred. 560 00:18:27,942 --> 00:18:29,576 We could have him killed. 561 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:30,411 I don't know. 562 00:18:30,411 --> 00:18:32,747 That got a little messy with Epstein. 563 00:18:32,747 --> 00:18:34,047 Oh, yeah yeah yeah. 564 00:18:34,047 --> 00:18:36,417 They're obsessed with this Guys Day crap. 565 00:18:36,417 --> 00:18:38,785 It's like they're stuck in the dumbest episode of The Man Show. 566 00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:41,688 Seems like that's the only reason they're even here. 567 00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:42,756 Guys Day. 568 00:18:42,756 --> 00:18:43,423 You know, 569 00:18:43,657 --> 00:18:47,193 there's always the... Nuclear option. 570 00:18:47,995 --> 00:18:49,296 Okay ladies, 571 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:51,098 let's run through it again. 572 00:18:51,098 --> 00:18:53,167 Kim, you cut the power. 573 00:18:53,167 --> 00:18:54,701 Paula, you flank right. 574 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:55,769 I'll go left. 575 00:18:55,769 --> 00:18:57,004 And our rear is covered by... 576 00:18:57,004 --> 00:18:57,938 [beep] 577 00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:58,873 Tammy? 578 00:18:58,873 --> 00:19:00,440 What are you doing? 579 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,374 Sorry, ladies... 580 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,577 Gotta break that grass ceiling. 581 00:19:03,577 --> 00:19:05,746 Woo! Foreeeeeeee! 582 00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,881 [action music] 583 00:19:08,115 --> 00:19:09,583 Huh? Hey! 584 00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,451 Sorry to cramp your style. 585 00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:12,519 Heh heh. [laser] 586 00:19:13,120 --> 00:19:13,787 At least... 587 00:19:13,954 --> 00:19:16,256 leave me... with... some Advil... 588 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:17,925 and a warm compress... 589 00:19:17,925 --> 00:19:20,060 and a way to watch Vampire Diaries. 590 00:19:23,731 --> 00:19:25,866 One small swing for Tammy, 591 00:19:25,866 --> 00:19:28,536 one giant drive for womankind- 592 00:19:28,536 --> 00:19:30,470 [laughter] 593 00:19:31,705 --> 00:19:33,073 [cheering] What the hell? 594 00:19:33,073 --> 00:19:35,142 Man, that was an all time Guys Day. 595 00:19:35,142 --> 00:19:37,244 Totally worth five hundred thousand dollars. 596 00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,646 Boom! Suck it, Hank. Proximity mine! 597 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,081 Night night! - Damn. 598 00:19:41,081 --> 00:19:41,949 That's ten in a row, Hank. 599 00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:44,017 You know what that means: you gotta eat a Q-tip. 600 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:45,252 Uhhh--- hey, Mark? 601 00:19:45,252 --> 00:19:46,820 Wait a minute, what the hell? 602 00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:50,023 [dramatic music] 603 00:19:51,258 --> 00:19:53,627 What's going on, guys!? This place was classic! 604 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,129 It was forever Guys Day! 605 00:19:55,129 --> 00:19:57,664 A last bastion of untainted male expression! 606 00:19:57,664 --> 00:20:00,500 This was meant to be a club for gentlemen, 607 00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,435 not immature, 608 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:04,471 obnoxious man-children like you and your friends. 609 00:20:04,471 --> 00:20:06,907 Wow! You know what, you rich jerks 610 00:20:06,907 --> 00:20:09,510 are even judgey-er than my wif-Fi pa-wifi. 611 00:20:09,510 --> 00:20:11,645 You got the wifi, the uh, wifi password? 612 00:20:11,645 --> 00:20:12,279 You know, 613 00:20:12,646 --> 00:20:15,516 I now understand what my granddaughter means 614 00:20:15,516 --> 00:20:17,384 by toxic masculinity. 615 00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:20,020 Thanks to you, Mark Hoagies, 616 00:20:20,020 --> 00:20:21,889 we have decided to end our 617 00:20:21,889 --> 00:20:25,259 100 year policy of not allowing women. 618 00:20:25,259 --> 00:20:27,394 I'm glad you finally came to your senses. 619 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,129 It's high time this place catches up 620 00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:30,264 with the rest of the world. 621 00:20:30,264 --> 00:20:31,898 Now if you'll excuse me, 622 00:20:31,898 --> 00:20:34,267 I'm gonna go golf with my wife. 623 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,370 Hun, how 'd you like to play a round with me 624 00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:38,605 at Oak Ravine!? 625 00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:39,539 - Sure. 626 00:20:40,774 --> 00:20:42,409 Hank, get the lady's bag please. 627 00:20:45,913 --> 00:20:46,847 Well, Tam. 628 00:20:46,847 --> 00:20:47,981 Mission accomplished. 629 00:20:47,981 --> 00:20:50,150 Guess you could say I'm sort of the uh... 630 00:20:50,150 --> 00:20:53,153 the male Amelia Earhart of golf. 631 00:20:53,153 --> 00:20:54,388 Uh, just curious, 632 00:20:54,388 --> 00:20:55,856 when were you planning on telling me 633 00:20:55,856 --> 00:20:57,024 they changed the rules? 634 00:20:57,024 --> 00:20:57,691 Really, Tam? 635 00:20:57,858 --> 00:20:59,693 I end a hundred year sexist policy 636 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:01,828 and now you're gonna bust my balls about it? 637 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:02,729 Unbelievable! 638 00:21:03,030 --> 00:21:04,097 [stike]! 639 00:21:06,534 --> 00:21:07,201 Oh, yeah. 640 00:21:07,201 --> 00:21:09,002 Suck on that long one, Mark. 641 00:21:09,002 --> 00:21:09,770 Not bad, not bad. 642 00:21:09,770 --> 00:21:11,172 Now let me show you how it's done. 643 00:21:11,172 --> 00:21:12,606 Okay, Hank? Driver. 644 00:21:12,606 --> 00:21:14,107 No Hank. Damnit. 645 00:21:15,742 --> 00:21:17,177 [joints cracking] 646 00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,052 [whoosh]! 647 00:21:25,552 --> 00:21:26,786 Golf sucks. I'm done.