1 00:00:02,004 --> 00:00:03,875 Yo, you pumped for next Saturday? 2 00:00:03,875 --> 00:00:05,177 Uh, what's next Saturday? 3 00:00:05,177 --> 00:00:07,314 Only the best sporting event of the year: 4 00:00:07,314 --> 00:00:10,054 day “Three ” of the NFL draft. 5 00:00:10,054 --> 00:00:11,422 Oh, what about round one? 6 00:00:11,422 --> 00:00:13,895 Nah, nah Hank. The last rounds are the best. 7 00:00:13,895 --> 00:00:15,431 That's where you get the best stories: 8 00:00:15,431 --> 00:00:18,203 like the farmer's kid with no legs 9 00:00:18,203 --> 00:00:20,875 who's Dad teaches him how to kick field goals with his hands. 10 00:00:20,875 --> 00:00:24,081 Oh yeah. That sounds inspiring. I'm already getting choked up. 11 00:00:24,081 --> 00:00:25,619 Booya! Do svidaniya! [Farewell!] 12 00:00:25,619 --> 00:00:27,188 What are you freaking out about over there? 13 00:00:27,188 --> 00:00:29,091 My buddy sent me the dash cam video of 14 00:00:29,091 --> 00:00:31,496 that accident on Route 70. Check it out. Boom! 15 00:00:31,496 --> 00:00:33,199 Right through the uprights./ Damn!/ Holy crap! 16 00:00:33,199 --> 00:00:35,672 Eighty miles an hour into the back of a dump truck. 17 00:00:35,672 --> 00:00:36,807 Oh man. That's not good. 18 00:00:36,807 --> 00:00:37,709 It is for me. 19 00:00:37,943 --> 00:00:40,480 This guy right here's a cold-blooded contract killer, 20 00:00:40,480 --> 00:00:42,619 probably on his way to break my kneecaps. 21 00:00:42,619 --> 00:00:44,790 Psycho thinks I owe him two hundred grand. 22 00:00:44,790 --> 00:00:45,792 So do you? 23 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:46,693 - Doesn't matter now. 24 00:00:46,693 --> 00:00:47,595 Guy's bolognese. 25 00:00:47,595 --> 00:00:49,232 [car pulls up] Hey hun. How was work? 26 00:00:49,232 --> 00:00:52,371 Oh it was rough. Got a patient in real bad shape. 27 00:00:52,371 --> 00:00:55,443 Drove eighty miles per hour into the back of a dump truck. 28 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:56,614 Now he's in a coma. 29 00:00:56,914 --> 00:00:59,986 Ah that's a shame Tam... he's gonna die though right? 30 00:00:59,986 --> 00:01:01,055 Eh, it's pretty touch and go, 31 00:01:01,055 --> 00:01:03,528 but I think there's a decent chance he could make it. 32 00:01:03,661 --> 00:01:05,397 Oh boy. [gulps] 33 00:01:05,965 --> 00:01:07,100 [♪♪♪♪♪] 34 00:01:07,334 --> 00:01:09,940 ♪ Well, I used to work at a hot dog factory. ♪ 35 00:01:09,940 --> 00:01:11,944 ♪ Until them robots came along. ♪ 36 00:01:12,044 --> 00:01:13,479 ♪ And now there is no job for me ♪ 37 00:01:13,614 --> 00:01:16,052 ♪ But I get 3,000 bucks a month ♪ 38 00:01:16,052 --> 00:01:20,060 ♪ Thanks to UBI 39 00:01:20,360 --> 00:01:24,235 ♪ Now we're Universal Basic Guys. ♪ 40 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:26,072 ♪ It may not sound like much. ♪ 41 00:01:26,072 --> 00:01:29,245 ♪ But we're still gonna try ♪ 42 00:01:29,245 --> 00:01:34,321 ♪ We're just Universal Basic Guys ♪ 43 00:01:37,996 --> 00:01:40,266 Okay, what are we thinking here Hank? 44 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:42,673 We could go wings? We wanna go mozzarella sticks? 45 00:01:42,673 --> 00:01:44,108 Ooh those all sound good. 46 00:01:44,108 --> 00:01:47,214 Maybe we get the Big Fiesta Sampler Tower? 47 00:01:47,214 --> 00:01:47,916 C'mon Hank. 48 00:01:48,183 --> 00:01:50,220 80 bucks for nachos and jalapeño poppers? 49 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,355 That thing is for tools. 50 00:01:51,523 --> 00:01:54,228 Yo, can we get two Big Fiesta Sampler Towers 51 00:01:54,228 --> 00:01:55,030 for the table? 52 00:01:55,030 --> 00:01:57,234 To the best ad team in South Jersey! 53 00:01:57,234 --> 00:01:58,403 Wooo!! Yo, yo! 54 00:01:58,738 --> 00:02:01,744 Announcement: our team here just closed the Ding-a-Ling account 55 00:02:01,744 --> 00:02:02,546 and in honor of that, 56 00:02:02,546 --> 00:02:04,415 we're buying a round of Ding-a-Lings 57 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:05,985 for everyone in here! 58 00:02:05,985 --> 00:02:06,654 Woooo!!! 59 00:02:06,820 --> 00:02:08,858 Man these guys must be pretty rich. 60 00:02:08,858 --> 00:02:09,559 Nah, nah, nah Hank. 61 00:02:09,826 --> 00:02:11,295 They're just acting like big shots, okay. 62 00:02:11,295 --> 00:02:12,732 It's all going on the corporate card. 63 00:02:12,732 --> 00:02:14,001 - You get a Ding-a-Ling! 64 00:02:14,168 --> 00:02:15,137 You get a Ding- a-Ling! 65 00:02:15,137 --> 00:02:16,273 No thanks. I'm good. 66 00:02:16,406 --> 00:02:18,143 Oh c'mon, Mark. It's free beer. 67 00:02:18,143 --> 00:02:19,846 I don't do handouts, Hank. 68 00:02:20,147 --> 00:02:21,282 What about UBI? 69 00:02:21,282 --> 00:02:22,519 No, that's not a handout, okay. 70 00:02:22,519 --> 00:02:24,523 That's an investment in people, okay? 71 00:02:24,523 --> 00:02:26,726 We're pioneering a new path for humanity. 72 00:02:26,893 --> 00:02:27,528 True. 73 00:02:27,829 --> 00:02:29,164 And it's not like we can get fancy jobs 74 00:02:29,164 --> 00:02:30,133 like those guys. 75 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:31,570 Pfft! You kidding me, Hank? 76 00:02:31,570 --> 00:02:33,908 If I wanted a job like that I could get one in a second. 77 00:02:33,908 --> 00:02:34,843 I don't know, Mark. 78 00:02:35,043 --> 00:02:37,582 It's been a while since you worked in an office, no? 79 00:02:37,582 --> 00:02:39,919 Let me tell you Hank, if I'd gone into advertising, 80 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:41,923 I'd be friggin Don Draper by now. 81 00:02:41,923 --> 00:02:43,894 Oh you mean the sad alcoholic guy 82 00:02:43,894 --> 00:02:45,164 who was bad at relationships? 83 00:02:45,164 --> 00:02:47,635 Yeah... That guy was the man. 84 00:02:48,638 --> 00:02:49,204 Hank? 85 00:02:51,677 --> 00:02:54,449 Okay, Hank. So that's how you wanna play it? 86 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:57,755 I'll show you what a real ad man looks like. 87 00:02:58,323 --> 00:02:59,860 Hey how ya doin', Mark Hoagies. 88 00:02:59,860 --> 00:03:01,763 Oh you want me to handle the Tiffany's account? 89 00:03:01,763 --> 00:03:02,900 I can handle that. 90 00:03:02,900 --> 00:03:04,067 - Woah. Look at you. 91 00:03:04,201 --> 00:03:05,203 What's the occasion? 92 00:03:05,203 --> 00:03:06,005 Oh hey! Yeah, 93 00:03:06,072 --> 00:03:08,076 I got a big job interview coming up. 94 00:03:08,076 --> 00:03:09,580 Gotta look the part- Woah! 95 00:03:09,580 --> 00:03:12,184 Oh wow... okay... that's a... you got a new haircut? 96 00:03:12,184 --> 00:03:14,321 Wow Mark, I didn't think you'd notice. 97 00:03:14,321 --> 00:03:17,061 Oh it's uh... It's definitely noticeable. 98 00:03:17,061 --> 00:03:17,862 Oh thanks. 99 00:03:17,929 --> 00:03:19,198 You know, I've been listening to this 100 00:03:19,198 --> 00:03:20,334 Brene Brown interview 101 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:22,004 and she inspired me to be vulnerable. 102 00:03:22,004 --> 00:03:24,609 She was saying how a new haircut could be empowering 103 00:03:24,609 --> 00:03:26,179 so I just sort of took the leap. 104 00:03:26,714 --> 00:03:28,483 So, what do you think? Do you like it? 105 00:03:28,483 --> 00:03:31,055 Uh...yeah. No it looks... It looks great hon. 106 00:03:31,055 --> 00:03:33,426 Really brings out your natural...um... 107 00:03:34,228 --> 00:03:35,263 face. 108 00:03:35,932 --> 00:03:37,367 Okay, well, gotta go. 109 00:03:37,367 --> 00:03:38,436 Love you hon! 110 00:03:39,372 --> 00:03:41,476 I would say I see myself getting ripped 111 00:03:41,476 --> 00:03:42,912 but not like the gross kind of ripped. 112 00:03:42,912 --> 00:03:45,483 Like I don't want the veins popping out everywhere. 113 00:03:45,483 --> 00:03:47,121 You know what I mean? I don't wanna be too veiny. 114 00:03:47,121 --> 00:03:47,822 Right. 115 00:03:48,122 --> 00:03:49,358 I meant where do you see yourself 116 00:03:49,358 --> 00:03:51,128 in five years professionally? 117 00:03:51,128 --> 00:03:52,665 Okay yeah um... 118 00:03:52,665 --> 00:03:54,503 I don't know, "Head of Global Marketing." 119 00:03:54,503 --> 00:03:56,673 We don't have a Global Marketing Department. 120 00:03:56,974 --> 00:03:58,710 Well, not yet. 121 00:04:00,715 --> 00:04:01,550 Nailed it. 122 00:04:01,550 --> 00:04:02,217 - Nice. 123 00:04:02,685 --> 00:04:04,523 Yo Hank I'm gonna go check out the amenities here. 124 00:04:04,523 --> 00:04:05,457 Hey, where's the espres-- 125 00:04:05,691 --> 00:04:07,529 you guys got like one of them fancy espresso machines. 126 00:04:07,529 --> 00:04:09,532 Hello. Are you also here to interview? 127 00:04:09,532 --> 00:04:10,969 I'm just here to be supportive. 128 00:04:10,969 --> 00:04:12,071 Love that attitude. 129 00:04:12,071 --> 00:04:15,310 I'm Joan, head of HR. Why don't you come on back. 130 00:04:15,745 --> 00:04:16,279 Okay. 131 00:04:16,479 --> 00:04:17,849 [Mark]: Hey where's the pool? 132 00:04:18,282 --> 00:04:19,653 Oh yo, this is delicious yo. 133 00:04:19,653 --> 00:04:21,723 Hank! They got the good granola bars here. 134 00:04:22,726 --> 00:04:23,293 Hank? 135 00:04:23,728 --> 00:04:25,397 - Oh I can do ads for sure, but subtracting, 136 00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:27,168 ooh I'll need a calculator. 137 00:04:27,168 --> 00:04:27,969 [laughter] 138 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:31,242 Well, congratulations on your new internship. 139 00:04:31,242 --> 00:04:33,681 Aw wow, well done Hank-man! 140 00:04:33,681 --> 00:04:35,250 You got yourself a little internship. 141 00:04:35,250 --> 00:04:36,385 Good for you buddy. 142 00:04:36,385 --> 00:04:38,022 - And congrats to you too, Mark. 143 00:04:38,022 --> 00:04:39,392 Hank speaks very highly of you, 144 00:04:39,392 --> 00:04:41,028 so you're also gonna be an intern. 145 00:04:41,028 --> 00:04:42,397 Okay wait. So just to clarify, 146 00:04:42,397 --> 00:04:44,001 when you say "intern"... you're talking about 147 00:04:44,001 --> 00:04:45,137 international accounts right? 148 00:04:45,137 --> 00:04:46,774 I'm head of international accounts? 149 00:04:46,774 --> 00:04:48,143 [laughter] 150 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:49,144 You both start on Monday. 151 00:04:49,378 --> 00:04:51,148 [office worker]: Hey, who took my granola bar? 152 00:04:51,950 --> 00:04:55,157 Yo yo yo! Rise and grind, baby! Let's do it. 153 00:04:55,157 --> 00:04:56,158 Hey Mark. 154 00:04:56,325 --> 00:04:57,896 Weren't we supposed to be here at nine? 155 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:58,831 Ehhh. Rookie move, Hank. 156 00:04:58,831 --> 00:05:00,467 That's how you end up in the mailroom. 157 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:02,438 Showing up late is a classic power move. 158 00:05:02,438 --> 00:05:03,674 You gotta establish early 159 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:04,977 that you don't play by the rules. 160 00:05:04,977 --> 00:05:07,683 They want to make me an intern? Fine. Okay, you watch. 161 00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:09,853 Those bozos from TJs aren't gonna know 162 00:05:09,853 --> 00:05:12,191 what hit 'em when they all report to me. 163 00:05:12,859 --> 00:05:15,197 What the hell is that intern wearing? 164 00:05:15,197 --> 00:05:16,934 Is he drinking scotch? 165 00:05:16,934 --> 00:05:18,069 At 11 AM? 166 00:05:18,804 --> 00:05:19,438 - Hey guys. 167 00:05:19,438 --> 00:05:20,307 What's good sweetheart? 168 00:05:20,307 --> 00:05:21,944 - Yeah, don't call me that. 169 00:05:21,944 --> 00:05:23,080 Are you the new interns? 170 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:23,480 Yup. 171 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:25,383 Well I need one of you to make copies. 172 00:05:26,052 --> 00:05:27,822 [slurping] 173 00:05:28,824 --> 00:05:29,959 Uh, I could do it. 174 00:05:32,364 --> 00:05:33,499 Uh what are you doing, Hank? 175 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:34,736 - Making copies. 176 00:05:34,736 --> 00:05:36,607 Oh come on, you never make the copies okay. 177 00:05:36,607 --> 00:05:37,709 Once you start making copies 178 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:39,212 you're gonna be stuck making copies 179 00:05:39,212 --> 00:05:40,013 for the rest of your life. 180 00:05:40,447 --> 00:05:42,484 They're looking for sharks, they're not looking for sheep. 181 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:43,253 Aw I like sheep. 182 00:05:43,453 --> 00:05:45,724 They're like little clouds that run around. 183 00:05:45,724 --> 00:05:47,461 Hey, you mind making a fresh pot of coffee? 184 00:05:47,461 --> 00:05:49,465 We got a big presentation coming up. 185 00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,102 Of course. Yeah. No problem. 186 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:51,971 Okay sheep. 187 00:05:51,971 --> 00:05:52,672 No. 188 00:05:53,106 --> 00:05:54,242 I want you to make it. 189 00:05:54,610 --> 00:05:57,047 Oh yeah? You want me to make your coffee? 190 00:05:57,113 --> 00:05:57,848 Yeah. 191 00:05:58,349 --> 00:05:59,418 I do. 192 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,229 Alright...well you ask a shark to make your coffee? 193 00:06:05,531 --> 00:06:07,000 You're gettin' the shark brew... 194 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,336 What's the shark brew? 195 00:06:08,336 --> 00:06:11,075 Ah just the ole "Irish Butt Blaster." 196 00:06:11,075 --> 00:06:12,879 A little "Laxy Latte." 197 00:06:12,879 --> 00:06:14,883 Yo this guy thinks he's the king of the castle? 198 00:06:14,883 --> 00:06:16,520 Well let's see how he feels when he's sitting 199 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:17,622 on the throne all day. 200 00:06:17,622 --> 00:06:19,960 Yo this is gonna be classic... [Bang]! 201 00:06:19,960 --> 00:06:20,761 - Oh! 202 00:06:21,162 --> 00:06:23,968 Ah, crap. What the hell. Yo, a little help here, please? 203 00:06:23,968 --> 00:06:24,702 Uh. 204 00:06:26,773 --> 00:06:28,276 What the hell happened here? 205 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:29,513 Your coffee maker's a piece of crap. 206 00:06:29,513 --> 00:06:30,380 That's what happened. 207 00:06:30,848 --> 00:06:32,818 Well now you're gonna have to go on a coffee run. 208 00:06:32,818 --> 00:06:35,023 Sweet. Hank, you're driving. [ice cubes rattling] 209 00:06:35,023 --> 00:06:36,292 Four large coffees, 210 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:39,031 three cold brews, a caramel macchiato... 211 00:06:39,031 --> 00:06:39,533 - Carla. 212 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:42,370 And one large iced cinnamon dolce mochaccino 213 00:06:42,370 --> 00:06:44,676 with extra whipped in a James Taylor: 214 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:47,380 American Folk Legends souvenir travel carafe. 215 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:48,383 Ope. That's me. 216 00:06:48,383 --> 00:06:49,384 Will that be all? 217 00:06:49,552 --> 00:06:50,922 Let me see, Hank you want anything else? 218 00:06:50,922 --> 00:06:52,692 I don't think we're really supposed to-- 219 00:06:52,692 --> 00:06:53,927 Hank, get used to it okay. 220 00:06:53,927 --> 00:06:55,898 Soon this card's gonna have my name on it. 221 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:57,769 You watch. Okay. 222 00:06:58,303 --> 00:07:00,575 Lemme get a half dozen of those cake pops 223 00:07:00,575 --> 00:07:03,013 and that cool clear mug with the pole right there. 224 00:07:03,447 --> 00:07:04,115 The French press? 225 00:07:04,315 --> 00:07:06,019 Yeah yeah. Let me get two of those. 226 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:08,991 Yo you see the Sixers game last night? 227 00:07:09,124 --> 00:07:10,995 It's like come on, pass it to the big guy! 228 00:07:10,995 --> 00:07:13,333 What are they doin?! It's unbelievable. 229 00:07:13,333 --> 00:07:14,569 Uh. Can I help you? 230 00:07:14,569 --> 00:07:15,538 - Here you go. 231 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:17,040 Ah, appreciate it. 232 00:07:17,040 --> 00:07:18,042 What's your name? 233 00:07:18,042 --> 00:07:19,278 -Oh uh... Mark. -Hank. 234 00:07:19,546 --> 00:07:20,080 Thanks, Hank. 235 00:07:20,347 --> 00:07:21,850 Appreciate it Hank. You can go. 236 00:07:21,850 --> 00:07:24,288 He's a good kid, you know. Taking him under my wing. 237 00:07:24,288 --> 00:07:25,724 Can you get out of my office? 238 00:07:25,724 --> 00:07:27,796 Ope, hold on gotta take this sorry... 239 00:07:27,796 --> 00:07:28,597 Bob Iger. 240 00:07:28,731 --> 00:07:30,601 Yo Iger the Tiger, how the hell are ya?! 241 00:07:30,735 --> 00:07:32,939 He calls me "Mark the Shark." It's like a whole thing. 242 00:07:32,939 --> 00:07:33,607 I'll get outta here. 243 00:07:33,774 --> 00:07:35,109 Loving the new Star Wars stuff Iger. 244 00:07:35,276 --> 00:07:37,047 Yeah not sure what you're doing with Shazam, though. 245 00:07:37,047 --> 00:07:37,848 I woulda stuck with Shaq. 246 00:07:37,848 --> 00:07:39,185 But hey. I'm not here to tell you 247 00:07:39,185 --> 00:07:39,986 how to do your job. 248 00:07:40,087 --> 00:07:41,623 You don't tell me how to do my job. 249 00:07:41,623 --> 00:07:44,227 Mark, do you need something? Can I get back to work? 250 00:07:47,602 --> 00:07:48,336 Mernft Man? 251 00:07:48,504 --> 00:07:49,706 Yo, Tam. Woah. New haircut? 252 00:07:49,706 --> 00:07:51,341 - Yeah. Do you like it? 253 00:07:51,341 --> 00:07:53,079 Be honest. It's okay if you don't. 254 00:07:53,079 --> 00:07:54,448 Uh...nah it looks good. 255 00:07:54,448 --> 00:07:55,718 You look like a, 256 00:07:55,718 --> 00:07:57,321 uh, hot Mark Davis. 257 00:07:57,321 --> 00:07:58,122 What does that mean? 258 00:07:58,423 --> 00:08:00,728 Ah it just means it...you know. Looks...looks nice. 259 00:08:01,228 --> 00:08:01,963 Hmmm. 260 00:08:02,765 --> 00:08:03,265 Okay one of these here- 261 00:08:03,432 --> 00:08:04,769 What are you doing in here? 262 00:08:04,769 --> 00:08:06,974 Oh hey Tam...this is a...uh... 263 00:08:06,974 --> 00:08:08,009 a colleague of mine. 264 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,646 Why are you messing with those cords? 265 00:08:09,646 --> 00:08:11,650 Oh you know, just checking to make sure 266 00:08:11,650 --> 00:08:13,352 everything's where it's supposed to be. 267 00:08:13,352 --> 00:08:15,156 Which one of these is the "lifeline"? 268 00:08:15,156 --> 00:08:16,994 I just want to make sure that one stays in. 269 00:08:16,994 --> 00:08:17,862 Mernft. 270 00:08:17,962 --> 00:08:18,764 Okay Tam listen, 271 00:08:19,097 --> 00:08:21,937 you gotta understand... this is a real rotten vegetable 272 00:08:22,070 --> 00:08:22,638 if you know what I mean. 273 00:08:22,805 --> 00:08:24,241 Okay, time for you to leave. 274 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:25,176 Out you go. 275 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:27,247 If I catch you in here again messing with the equipment, 276 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:28,717 I'm gonna put you in a coma. 277 00:08:29,952 --> 00:08:31,255 "Chewbly's Gum: 278 00:08:31,255 --> 00:08:32,491 The kid in you wants it. 279 00:08:32,491 --> 00:08:34,395 The adult in you needs it." 280 00:08:34,395 --> 00:08:35,965 Eh, too many words. 281 00:08:35,965 --> 00:08:36,634 How about... 282 00:08:36,634 --> 00:08:38,269 "Slay, Bubble Queen. 283 00:08:38,369 --> 00:08:39,839 Yeah, It's a mood." 284 00:08:39,839 --> 00:08:40,641 No no. 285 00:08:40,641 --> 00:08:42,277 We're overthinking this. 286 00:08:42,277 --> 00:08:43,279 Hank, right? 287 00:08:43,279 --> 00:08:43,947 Uh. Yeah. 288 00:08:44,114 --> 00:08:46,018 Hank, you ever had Chewbly's Gum? 289 00:08:46,018 --> 00:08:47,154 I love Chewbly's. 290 00:08:47,254 --> 00:08:48,189 What is it you like about it? 291 00:08:48,356 --> 00:08:51,329 I mean I like that it's pink... and it tastes good. 292 00:08:51,563 --> 00:08:54,267 I love it. "It's pink and it tastes good!" 293 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:55,003 Classic, 294 00:08:55,003 --> 00:08:55,871 simple. 295 00:08:55,871 --> 00:08:56,740 Nice, Hank. 296 00:08:57,542 --> 00:08:58,877 Maxey for the win! 297 00:08:59,546 --> 00:09:00,681 Ehh. Goaltending. 298 00:09:00,681 --> 00:09:02,552 Mark, can I speak to you in my office? 299 00:09:02,785 --> 00:09:04,221 Perhaps this is my fault 300 00:09:04,288 --> 00:09:07,094 for not articulating the rules and expectations clearly enough. 301 00:09:07,227 --> 00:09:09,566 'Preciate that Joan. Takes a big woman to admit that. 302 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,803 Sorry, "plus-sized" woman. 303 00:09:11,803 --> 00:09:13,106 Anyway, what's up Tootz? 304 00:09:13,106 --> 00:09:15,678 If you call me that one more time, 305 00:09:15,678 --> 00:09:16,445 you're out of here. 306 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:19,318 Listen. I'm a disruptor okay. Do things a little unorthodox. 307 00:09:19,318 --> 00:09:20,688 Oh! Is that why you're parking 308 00:09:20,688 --> 00:09:22,424 in the CEO's spot? 309 00:09:22,424 --> 00:09:23,727 Hey. Shark mentality. 310 00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:25,564 I see a spot, I take it. 311 00:09:25,564 --> 00:09:26,733 Yeah well, don't. 312 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:29,706 Also, no more naps in the lactation room. 313 00:09:29,706 --> 00:09:30,508 Okay, those are power naps. 314 00:09:30,841 --> 00:09:33,581 Also, it is 2024, Joan. Men can breastfeed, come on. 315 00:09:33,581 --> 00:09:35,717 Mark, I'm giving you one more chance. 316 00:09:35,717 --> 00:09:36,853 Don't blow it. 317 00:09:36,853 --> 00:09:39,592 Ah! Friggin' Joan! She got me! 318 00:09:39,592 --> 00:09:41,028 I got Joaned! 319 00:09:41,028 --> 00:09:41,730 Hank, 320 00:09:41,863 --> 00:09:43,299 can I speak with you for a moment? 321 00:09:43,299 --> 00:09:45,604 Oooh buddy, dead man walking! 322 00:09:45,604 --> 00:09:47,274 You do not want to be called into 323 00:09:47,274 --> 00:09:50,480 Joan's office today okay. Mama is in a mood! 324 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:51,683 Oh geez. 325 00:09:56,225 --> 00:09:58,229 Poor kid, getting canned. 326 00:09:59,165 --> 00:10:02,572 Ah the old pink slip, huh? Sorry, pal. 327 00:10:02,572 --> 00:10:04,575 Actually, no. It's a W-4. 328 00:10:04,575 --> 00:10:07,080 I got promoted to Junior Account Coordinator! 329 00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:08,215 [spits drink] 330 00:10:08,315 --> 00:10:09,317 Wait, what?! 331 00:10:13,093 --> 00:10:14,962 [watching football] 332 00:10:15,196 --> 00:10:15,964 Hey Mark. 333 00:10:16,332 --> 00:10:16,767 Hank. 334 00:10:17,234 --> 00:10:19,070 I, uh, need you to make me a photocopy. 335 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,207 Nah I'm good. 336 00:10:20,207 --> 00:10:21,877 It's just one copy, Mark. 337 00:10:21,877 --> 00:10:24,749 I don't make the copies, Hank. That's you, you make the copies. 338 00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,318 Okay, yeah. 339 00:10:26,318 --> 00:10:28,657 - No, Hank. You don't make copies anymore. 340 00:10:28,657 --> 00:10:30,393 Mark makes the copies. 341 00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:31,829 Ugh. Fine. 342 00:10:32,631 --> 00:10:35,370 Ughhhhh! 343 00:10:35,872 --> 00:10:39,746 Woah. You can attach a PDF to a calendar invite!? 344 00:10:39,746 --> 00:10:41,115 Oh this is awesome. 345 00:10:41,115 --> 00:10:41,750 Oh, Hank. 346 00:10:41,750 --> 00:10:43,253 You're too funny. 347 00:10:43,253 --> 00:10:44,354 [laughter] 348 00:10:44,354 --> 00:10:47,127 Oh, I see what's going on here. 349 00:10:47,127 --> 00:10:48,062 What's that, Mark? 350 00:10:48,062 --> 00:10:50,500 You dipping your dog in the company mustard? 351 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:51,503 Wait I thought we were allowed to use 352 00:10:51,503 --> 00:10:52,672 the condiments in the fridge. 353 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:53,807 See I know what you are. 354 00:10:53,807 --> 00:10:55,511 You're a shark in sheep's clothing. 355 00:10:55,511 --> 00:10:56,680 Well played, Hank. 356 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:58,550 Well friggin' played. 357 00:10:58,550 --> 00:11:00,187 Actually, Mark. Can you re-do this? 358 00:11:00,187 --> 00:11:02,826 It looks like you copied your tie onto it. 359 00:11:02,826 --> 00:11:03,794 Are you kidding me? 360 00:11:03,794 --> 00:11:05,698 Unbelievable. Unbelievable! 361 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:06,933 What happened to you, Hank? 362 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,537 I don't even recognize you anymore. 363 00:11:08,771 --> 00:11:10,775 Uh yeah. Sorry, Mark, it's just you know, 364 00:11:10,775 --> 00:11:11,910 this copy's important. 365 00:11:11,910 --> 00:11:14,080 It's for the Green Valley presentation. 366 00:11:14,080 --> 00:11:16,418 Mr. Martin said it's the biggest pitch of the quarter. 367 00:11:16,786 --> 00:11:18,657 Biggest pitch of the quarter, eh? 368 00:11:18,791 --> 00:11:19,792 You know what? 369 00:11:19,792 --> 00:11:21,729 Maybe I will make those copies... 370 00:11:24,669 --> 00:11:27,173 Okay there we go. That's better. 371 00:11:27,173 --> 00:11:28,544 Uh, excuse me! 372 00:11:28,544 --> 00:11:29,679 Hey Tammy, you see this? 373 00:11:29,679 --> 00:11:32,083 Guy's "DNR." Do not resuscitate. 374 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:33,352 Stop futzing with this guy! 375 00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,225 Tam, you don't understand. This guy is bad news. 376 00:11:36,225 --> 00:11:39,097 I'm talkin' certified sicko with a bigger body count 377 00:11:39,097 --> 00:11:40,968 than "The Iceman" Kuklinski. 378 00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,839 They call him the Butcher of Belarus, 379 00:11:42,839 --> 00:11:45,276 aka Boris Big Eyes. 380 00:11:45,276 --> 00:11:46,245 Boris Big Eyes? 381 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,583 Yeah 'cause the last thing his victims see 382 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,687 is his cold, bulging blue eyes 383 00:11:50,687 --> 00:11:52,457 before he guts em like a pig. 384 00:11:52,457 --> 00:11:53,593 Ick. Gross. 385 00:11:53,593 --> 00:11:55,263 Listen, all I'm saying is, the world, 386 00:11:55,263 --> 00:11:57,568 and my bank account, would be in a better place 387 00:11:57,568 --> 00:11:59,471 if this guy...went away. 388 00:11:59,572 --> 00:12:00,841 Sorry but I took an oath. 389 00:12:00,841 --> 00:12:03,479 I'm not here to judge, I'm here to save lives. 390 00:12:03,479 --> 00:12:05,016 Oh, would you look at that? 391 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:06,919 A life- saving organ donor! 392 00:12:07,888 --> 00:12:10,761 So we're gonna update the logo on the lower third 393 00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:12,765 and increase the font size so-- 394 00:12:12,765 --> 00:12:13,600 Uh... 395 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:14,936 Old people. 396 00:12:15,436 --> 00:12:16,305 Our mothers. 397 00:12:17,073 --> 00:12:18,075 Our fathers. 398 00:12:18,443 --> 00:12:19,445 Our grandparents. 399 00:12:19,980 --> 00:12:22,752 We don't like to think about them doin' it with each other. 400 00:12:22,752 --> 00:12:24,856 But they do. And the data shows it. 401 00:12:25,423 --> 00:12:27,127 I mean, it's not like you're gettin' pregnant at ninety 402 00:12:27,127 --> 00:12:29,131 so it's a little bit of a YOLO situation 403 00:12:29,131 --> 00:12:30,333 you know what I mean? This guy knows 404 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:31,001 what I'm talkin' about. 405 00:12:31,301 --> 00:12:32,872 Excuse me, what the hell are you doing? 406 00:12:32,872 --> 00:12:35,009 Well hold on Ed, let's hear him out. 407 00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:36,378 What are you getting at? 408 00:12:36,646 --> 00:12:37,748 Sex sells. 409 00:12:37,748 --> 00:12:38,950 It always has. 410 00:12:39,250 --> 00:12:39,885 Always will. 411 00:12:40,453 --> 00:12:42,892 But there's one group that has been tragically overlooked 412 00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:45,263 by this effective marketing strategy-- 413 00:12:45,397 --> 00:12:46,833 geriatric people. 414 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,737 Green Valley Nursing Home: 415 00:12:49,171 --> 00:12:52,344 We put the "Ass" in "Assisted Living." 416 00:12:52,779 --> 00:12:54,615 Good luck at your next meeting. 417 00:12:54,915 --> 00:12:56,285 You know it's a real shame. 418 00:12:56,285 --> 00:12:58,022 I could've gone to a lot of places. 419 00:12:58,022 --> 00:12:59,926 But I chose Miller & Miller, 420 00:12:59,926 --> 00:13:02,364 'cause I thought this place was different. 421 00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,165 Turns out, 422 00:13:03,299 --> 00:13:05,469 it's just another toxic work environment. 423 00:13:05,469 --> 00:13:07,976 Now you know what they say: if you can't join 'em, 424 00:13:08,042 --> 00:13:09,812 beat 'em. That's right. 425 00:13:09,812 --> 00:13:11,215 I'm starting my own ad agency 426 00:13:11,215 --> 00:13:14,923 where we embrace bold ideas and celebrate diversity. 427 00:13:14,923 --> 00:13:16,560 So, who's coming with me? 428 00:13:16,693 --> 00:13:18,295 [silence] 429 00:13:18,295 --> 00:13:19,297 Okay, fine. 430 00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:20,299 Hank, let's go. 431 00:13:20,299 --> 00:13:21,234 Uh... sorry, Mark. 432 00:13:21,335 --> 00:13:23,640 Me and the guys are heading to TJ Wooderhan's 433 00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:26,846 for a couple Big Fiesta Sampler Towers. 434 00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:28,516 Okay. 435 00:13:28,783 --> 00:13:29,518 Okay. 436 00:13:30,286 --> 00:13:30,955 I see. 437 00:13:31,189 --> 00:13:34,027 Enjoy your sampler towers you idiots. 438 00:13:37,969 --> 00:13:39,539 Good afternoon, Tammy-- 439 00:13:39,539 --> 00:13:40,707 woah, 440 00:13:40,974 --> 00:13:41,843 new haircut? 441 00:13:41,843 --> 00:13:43,847 Oh! Yes actually! 442 00:13:43,847 --> 00:13:45,283 It's...uh... 443 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:45,951 brave. 444 00:13:45,951 --> 00:13:47,087 Oh thank you! 445 00:13:47,087 --> 00:13:48,724 You know I'm trying to be more fearless 446 00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,159 with my self expression. 447 00:13:50,292 --> 00:13:51,094 Right. 448 00:13:51,261 --> 00:13:53,266 Anyway, what's the status on Boris here? 449 00:13:53,399 --> 00:13:55,704 Still in a coma, but his vitals are stable. 450 00:13:55,704 --> 00:13:57,374 Alright, well keep me updated. 451 00:13:57,374 --> 00:13:59,945 I just got off the phone with Children's Hospital. 452 00:13:59,945 --> 00:14:01,382 Had an influx of sick children 453 00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,686 who could really use this guy's organs. 454 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:05,557 Anyway, let me know... 455 00:14:05,557 --> 00:14:07,193 you know, if he dies... 456 00:14:07,695 --> 00:14:09,030 so we can save kids. 457 00:14:09,331 --> 00:14:10,199 Later, Tammy! 458 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,443 Walt. Deb. 459 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:16,880 What a pleasant surprise. 460 00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:18,249 You paid for our limo. 461 00:14:18,249 --> 00:14:20,019 Is this a private residence? 462 00:14:20,019 --> 00:14:23,326 Every great industry disruptor starts in a garage. 463 00:14:23,326 --> 00:14:24,327 Jeff Jobs, 464 00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:25,463 Steve Bezos, 465 00:14:25,463 --> 00:14:26,431 William Wonka. 466 00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:28,970 Please have a seat in one of my several Eames chairs. 467 00:14:28,970 --> 00:14:31,475 Wait. Why do you look familiar? 468 00:14:31,475 --> 00:14:32,110 He's the creep 469 00:14:32,344 --> 00:14:34,114 who put lemon party into a slideshow. 470 00:14:34,114 --> 00:14:36,185 But you gotta admit. It was memorable! 471 00:14:36,185 --> 00:14:36,619 Yes. 472 00:14:36,753 --> 00:14:37,988 Wish I could forget. 473 00:14:37,988 --> 00:14:39,625 I think we're all set here. 474 00:14:39,625 --> 00:14:40,359 Let's go Walt. 475 00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:40,994 Hold on, hold on. 476 00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:42,999 Just hear me out okay. All I need is five minutes. 477 00:14:42,999 --> 00:14:45,436 If you're not wowed, you'll never hear from me again. 478 00:14:46,606 --> 00:14:48,042 Wait-- I don't understand. 479 00:14:48,042 --> 00:14:50,412 I thought you guys were excited about the new campaign. 480 00:14:50,412 --> 00:14:52,183 Sorry, Ed, but we think it's time 481 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:53,720 we go in another direction. 482 00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,760 This new agency is getting Eagles quarterback Jayden Pain 483 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:59,264 to tattoo "Green Valley Nursing Home" 484 00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,066 on his face! 485 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,368 Woah that's awesome. 486 00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:02,905 For only $3000 dollars. 487 00:15:02,905 --> 00:15:04,575 What? You're kidding. 488 00:15:04,575 --> 00:15:06,913 I know it sounds crazy, but if this guy can deliver, 489 00:15:06,913 --> 00:15:08,215 we gotta go with him. 490 00:15:08,482 --> 00:15:09,451 Dammit. 491 00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:12,023 Green Valley's been our biggest client for twenty years. 492 00:15:12,023 --> 00:15:13,793 Okay so... What's our play? 493 00:15:13,894 --> 00:15:14,896 I don't know yet. 494 00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,165 But if we lose this account, 495 00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:18,536 we're gonna have to make some serious cutbacks. 496 00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:23,546 Yo Mark. 497 00:15:23,546 --> 00:15:24,080 How you doing bud? 498 00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,084 Wow, looks fancy in here. 499 00:15:26,084 --> 00:15:27,922 Parting gifts from Martin & Martin. 500 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:28,456 What's up? 501 00:15:28,723 --> 00:15:29,391 You know I haven't heard from you 502 00:15:29,458 --> 00:15:31,762 since you er, left the office. 503 00:15:31,762 --> 00:15:34,334 Just seeing if you wanted to grab lunch or somethin'. 504 00:15:34,334 --> 00:15:37,306 Nah. Today's no good. Got back-to-backs all afternoon. 505 00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,645 So how are things over at that toxic hellscape 506 00:15:39,645 --> 00:15:40,514 that you work at? 507 00:15:40,514 --> 00:15:42,183 Eh. Not great, you know, 508 00:15:42,183 --> 00:15:44,689 Rick thinks we're gonna lose the Green Valley account. 509 00:15:44,689 --> 00:15:45,624 Sorry to hear that. 510 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:48,195 Miss having you around though. Brought you something. 511 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:50,066 They didn't have any more of the James Taylors 512 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:52,370 so I got you the Simon and Garfield. 513 00:15:52,370 --> 00:15:53,506 I hope that's okay. [phone buzzing] 514 00:15:53,506 --> 00:15:55,076 Hey listen, I gotta take this okay? 515 00:15:55,076 --> 00:15:57,214 Okay. Well, good to see you, Mark. 516 00:15:57,214 --> 00:15:58,249 So we good or what? 517 00:15:58,449 --> 00:16:00,085 Just cause I work for the Eagles doesn't mean 518 00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,823 I can simply hand out meetings 519 00:16:01,823 --> 00:16:03,593 with starting quarterbacks, Hoagies. 520 00:16:03,593 --> 00:16:04,394 Steve, you gotta understand. 521 00:16:04,394 --> 00:16:05,965 I'm offering him a once-in-a-lifetime 522 00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,133 branding opportunity here. 523 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,103 Oh that's great, but what's in it for me? 524 00:16:09,103 --> 00:16:10,473 How 's five hundred bucks sound? 525 00:16:10,473 --> 00:16:12,812 Hah. That'll maybe get you like 10 minutes 526 00:16:12,812 --> 00:16:14,113 with a long snapper, 527 00:16:14,113 --> 00:16:16,118 not Jayden Pain, you friggin moron. 528 00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:17,487 Steve, you're killing me! 529 00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:19,357 How about I throw in an Eames chair? 530 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:21,127 Listen. I ain't got time for games, Hoagies. 531 00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:23,365 I get enough of that from my wife's divorce attorney. 532 00:16:23,365 --> 00:16:25,436 Ooh you know what, how 's this sound: 533 00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:26,104 You hook me up, 534 00:16:26,739 --> 00:16:29,110 I'll have Tammy talk to Leanne about letting you keep the boat. 535 00:16:29,110 --> 00:16:30,446 Now we're talking. 536 00:16:30,748 --> 00:16:32,116 You got two minutes, Hoagies. 537 00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:33,318 That's all I need. 538 00:16:33,753 --> 00:16:34,622 Mike Tyson. 539 00:16:34,989 --> 00:16:36,191 Post Malone. 540 00:16:36,458 --> 00:16:37,259 Lil Wayne. 541 00:16:37,561 --> 00:16:39,765 What do these famous celebrities have in common? 542 00:16:39,765 --> 00:16:41,134 Drug issues? 543 00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:41,802 No no no... 544 00:16:41,969 --> 00:16:44,173 okay well maybe, but look closely. 545 00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:45,610 [click] 546 00:16:46,979 --> 00:16:48,984 ...they all got tattoos on their face dude. 547 00:16:48,984 --> 00:16:50,854 Ohhhh right. 548 00:16:50,854 --> 00:16:52,725 Nothing elevates an athlete's brand 549 00:16:52,725 --> 00:16:53,660 like a facial tattoo. 550 00:16:53,727 --> 00:16:55,731 The difference between you and those losers? 551 00:16:55,731 --> 00:16:57,500 They didn't get paid. 552 00:17:03,045 --> 00:17:03,613 Hello? 553 00:17:05,618 --> 00:17:07,353 Boris?! Can you hear me? 554 00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:08,790 Where am I? 555 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:09,424 Okay listen. 556 00:17:09,659 --> 00:17:11,663 You were in a car accident and you- 557 00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,868 Get this off me. I have knees to break. 558 00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:17,440 Fat man owe me two hundred thousand. 559 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:19,010 Okay I need you to relax, hun. 560 00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,780 -You're still not ready to- -Get away from me! 561 00:17:21,348 --> 00:17:22,016 No no no. 562 00:17:22,016 --> 00:17:22,785 You need those. 563 00:17:22,785 --> 00:17:23,887 Don't tell me what to- 564 00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:24,655 Woah. 565 00:17:25,390 --> 00:17:25,758 Ho. 566 00:17:26,225 --> 00:17:28,395 That is really bad haircut man woah. 567 00:17:28,395 --> 00:17:29,030 Wait, what? 568 00:17:29,330 --> 00:17:30,768 I thought I was butcher. 569 00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:33,205 Your barber way worse. 570 00:17:33,338 --> 00:17:35,210 You know what. It's fine. 571 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,446 I made this choice for me and me only. 572 00:17:37,446 --> 00:17:39,084 I don't care what people think. 573 00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:41,221 Yes this is obvious. 574 00:17:41,221 --> 00:17:43,226 You are clearly strong woman 575 00:17:43,226 --> 00:17:45,831 to not care that everybody is thinking 576 00:17:45,831 --> 00:17:47,400 about how ugly that hair- 577 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:49,003 [beeeeeeep] 578 00:17:49,437 --> 00:17:51,509 Tell Children's Hospital we got a donor. 579 00:17:51,676 --> 00:17:52,811 Room 824. 580 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:57,053 So... did you get us Jayden Pain? 581 00:17:57,053 --> 00:17:58,690 Did I get Jayden Pain? 582 00:17:58,690 --> 00:18:01,127 Did I get Jayden Pain? 583 00:18:02,063 --> 00:18:02,631 No. 584 00:18:02,898 --> 00:18:04,367 But I got you someone way better. 585 00:18:04,367 --> 00:18:05,369 I want you to meet... 586 00:18:05,369 --> 00:18:07,240 Eric. Eric, come on out here. 587 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,375 Who the hell is Eric? 588 00:18:08,375 --> 00:18:11,114 A legendary Eagles super-fan. 589 00:18:11,114 --> 00:18:13,118 I mean this guy is basically the mascot. 590 00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:13,920 Let's go Birds. 591 00:18:14,087 --> 00:18:16,124 Eric, why don't you show them the tattoo. 592 00:18:16,124 --> 00:18:17,828 His face was already spoken for. 593 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,701 Uh Eric no. Not that one. 594 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:21,836 Oh sorry. 595 00:18:21,836 --> 00:18:22,504 Boom. 596 00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:25,209 Uh...this is not what we were expecting. 597 00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:27,213 Yeah. You said you'd get us Jayden Pain. 598 00:18:27,213 --> 00:18:28,015 Nah nah. You don't understand okay. 599 00:18:28,282 --> 00:18:30,353 When Eric takes off his shirt and starts dancing, 600 00:18:30,353 --> 00:18:32,991 he's a fricken' Jumbotron magnet okay. 601 00:18:32,991 --> 00:18:34,360 His body is prime real estate. 602 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:36,566 This guy is like the Times Square of Eagles fans 603 00:18:36,732 --> 00:18:37,099 right here. 604 00:18:37,466 --> 00:18:39,237 Hmm. I mean... it is permanent. 605 00:18:39,237 --> 00:18:41,542 Walt, he promised us Jayden Pain. 606 00:18:41,542 --> 00:18:42,978 I-- listen I understand okay. 607 00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,281 But here's the thing. 608 00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,118 Players, they aren't loyal. 609 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,855 [sentimental music starts] They change teams. 610 00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:49,124 They retire. 611 00:18:49,124 --> 00:18:50,761 They get cut. But fans, 612 00:18:50,994 --> 00:18:52,496 fans are always there. 613 00:18:52,731 --> 00:18:53,866 Cheering you on. 614 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:55,002 Supporting you. 615 00:18:55,303 --> 00:18:56,972 They've always got your back, 616 00:18:56,972 --> 00:18:57,842 rain or shine. 617 00:18:58,142 --> 00:19:00,814 And those are the same values I care about 618 00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:03,586 when I'm looking for a home for my aging loved ones. 619 00:19:05,089 --> 00:19:06,592 [slow clap] - Not bad. 620 00:19:06,592 --> 00:19:07,695 Not bad at all. 621 00:19:07,828 --> 00:19:10,601 Well you've definitely given us something to think about. 622 00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:13,138 This is gonna devastate Martin & Martin 623 00:19:13,138 --> 00:19:15,342 but it's too good to pass up. 624 00:19:16,278 --> 00:19:17,715 Listen, the truth is 625 00:19:17,715 --> 00:19:19,585 I think you should stick with Martin and Martin. 626 00:19:19,585 --> 00:19:22,290 I hear they got a new guy there who's a superstar. 627 00:19:22,290 --> 00:19:24,027 But...we like your pitch. 628 00:19:24,027 --> 00:19:26,031 Yeah, we want to go with Mark Men. 629 00:19:26,031 --> 00:19:26,833 Actually, you know what? 630 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,603 Just got a message here from Eric's doctor. 631 00:19:28,603 --> 00:19:30,306 Says his liver's all jacked up. 632 00:19:30,574 --> 00:19:32,009 Probably gonna be dead in a year. 633 00:19:32,009 --> 00:19:33,211 Oh no... 634 00:19:33,746 --> 00:19:35,517 Poor Dr. Rosen. 635 00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:37,521 [pop] 636 00:19:38,055 --> 00:19:38,990 Congrats, everybody! 637 00:19:39,190 --> 00:19:41,763 Green Valley and Martin & Martin are back in business! 638 00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,533 Cheers! 639 00:19:43,900 --> 00:19:45,938 Hey Rick. Can I have a word? 640 00:19:46,573 --> 00:19:48,777 We need to talk about your expenses. 641 00:19:48,777 --> 00:19:49,444 Oh come on. 642 00:19:49,712 --> 00:19:51,081 Is this about the round of Ding-a-Lings? 643 00:19:51,081 --> 00:19:52,316 I mean we were celebrating! 644 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,655 Ten thousand dollars in scotch? 645 00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:56,191 Four Eames chairs? 646 00:19:56,191 --> 00:19:57,193 Wait, what? 647 00:19:57,460 --> 00:20:01,836 The Denver Broncos select... D'Lucas D'Gardner, 648 00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:03,607 Defensive Back, Penn State. 649 00:20:03,607 --> 00:20:06,344 Damn. Broncos just got the blind kick returner. 650 00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:08,049 Oh yeah. Nice. 651 00:20:08,049 --> 00:20:08,917 Hey, Mark. 652 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,352 Yooo, there he is! 653 00:20:10,352 --> 00:20:12,356 What the hell? Those bastards fire you? 654 00:20:12,356 --> 00:20:14,227 Nah, I actually got promoted again. 655 00:20:14,227 --> 00:20:14,729 Oh yeah? 656 00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:16,866 Yeah. Rick got fired. So they bumped me up. 657 00:20:16,866 --> 00:20:19,805 Yo that's awesome dude. Proud of you, bud. 658 00:20:19,938 --> 00:20:20,907 Thanks, Mark. 'Preciate it. 659 00:20:20,907 --> 00:20:23,478 But apparently being an account manager means 660 00:20:23,478 --> 00:20:26,185 I gotta work weekends. So I gave my notice. 661 00:20:26,251 --> 00:20:27,053 What are you talkin-- 662 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:29,257 You're killin' it over there. Why'd you do that? 663 00:20:29,257 --> 00:20:30,493 There's no way I'm missing 664 00:20:30,493 --> 00:20:32,698 Day 3 of the draft with you, Mark. 665 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,000 It's the best day! 666 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,235 It's the best day. 667 00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,338 This just in, 668 00:20:36,338 --> 00:20:38,644 Philadelphia quarterback Jayden Pain 669 00:20:38,644 --> 00:20:41,716 has unveiled some new ink this season... 670 00:20:41,716 --> 00:20:42,551 Damnit! 671 00:20:45,389 --> 00:20:47,093 [door closes] 672 00:20:47,227 --> 00:20:49,096 I just had the worst day ever. 673 00:20:49,397 --> 00:20:50,032 I was let go. 674 00:20:50,098 --> 00:20:52,838 Oh no. I'm so sorry, honey. 675 00:20:53,272 --> 00:20:55,610 How are we gonna afford that new seeing eye dog 676 00:20:55,744 --> 00:20:56,612 for little Shelby? 677 00:20:56,612 --> 00:20:57,413 Well, Rick. 678 00:20:57,413 --> 00:20:59,618 It turns out, we might not need it. 679 00:20:59,618 --> 00:21:00,521 Wait. What? 680 00:21:00,521 --> 00:21:02,524 They found a donor. 681 00:21:02,524 --> 00:21:04,862 Shelby! Daddy's home! 682 00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:07,033 - Daddy, I can see! 683 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,035 Oh my god. 684 00:21:08,168 --> 00:21:09,839 - You're so handsome! 685 00:21:09,839 --> 00:21:11,007 I can't believe it. 686 00:21:11,007 --> 00:21:13,011 This is the best day of my life! 687 00:21:14,013 --> 00:21:16,017 [horror music] 688 00:21:19,826 --> 00:21:22,898 Shelby are you excited to see all the colors? 689 00:21:25,435 --> 00:21:29,477 [horror music]