1 00:00:03,808 --> 00:00:05,744 Hank, what are you doin' there, bud? 2 00:00:05,745 --> 00:00:08,150 Oh Mark deli-gated the signs to me. 3 00:00:08,518 --> 00:00:09,451 The hell Mark? 4 00:00:09,452 --> 00:00:11,188 I told you to add one sign that says 5 00:00:11,189 --> 00:00:12,891 "Fourth of July Baloney Sale." 6 00:00:12,892 --> 00:00:15,396 Nobody cares about baloney, Dad. 7 00:00:15,397 --> 00:00:16,332 I like baloney. 8 00:00:16,333 --> 00:00:18,937 It's like eating slices from a giant hot dog. 9 00:00:18,938 --> 00:00:20,005 Yeah, Hank gets it. 10 00:00:20,006 --> 00:00:22,978 Our brand is quality, not gimmicks. 11 00:00:22,979 --> 00:00:23,581 I'm telling you Dad, 12 00:00:23,881 --> 00:00:24,649 you're leaving money on the table. 13 00:00:24,750 --> 00:00:27,086 Yeah, by paying you to dick around. 14 00:00:27,087 --> 00:00:28,723 Did you prep the fixings? 15 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,159 Nah, I delegated it to Hank. 16 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:31,996 Hank, did you prep the fixings? 17 00:00:31,997 --> 00:00:33,031 Uh. Not yet. 18 00:00:33,032 --> 00:00:34,300 Mark had me drive to Vineland 19 00:00:34,301 --> 00:00:35,904 to pick up the liquid nitrogen. 20 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:37,139 Liquid nitrogen? 21 00:00:37,140 --> 00:00:38,776 What'd you do? 22 00:00:38,777 --> 00:00:39,779 What the? 23 00:00:40,815 --> 00:00:42,149 Yo, how phat is that? 24 00:00:42,150 --> 00:00:43,553 Frickin' Derpin Dots machine! 25 00:00:43,554 --> 00:00:47,193 How much did this monstrosity cost? 26 00:00:47,194 --> 00:00:48,830 I'm telling you, man, in the future, 27 00:00:48,831 --> 00:00:51,434 everybody's gonna be eating futuristic ice cream. 28 00:00:51,435 --> 00:00:53,139 I'm gonna ask you one more time: 29 00:00:53,140 --> 00:00:54,575 How much did this cost? 30 00:00:54,576 --> 00:00:56,344 Sixteen thousand dollars. That's it. 31 00:00:56,345 --> 00:00:57,948 “Sixteen Thous-- ”!? 32 00:00:57,949 --> 00:00:58,650 How!?!? 33 00:00:58,651 --> 00:00:59,385 Where did you ev-- 34 00:00:59,586 --> 00:01:01,589 You better return that thing right now! 35 00:01:01,590 --> 00:01:03,192 You know Dad, it wouldn't hurt to at least say 36 00:01:03,193 --> 00:01:04,962 you're proud of your son for setting up a liquid 37 00:01:04,963 --> 00:01:06,633 nitrogen thermal chamber by himself 38 00:01:06,634 --> 00:01:08,168 without even reading the instructions. 39 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,371 What the hell-- 40 00:01:09,372 --> 00:01:10,039 Ah! 41 00:01:10,040 --> 00:01:11,109 Damnit Dad. 42 00:01:11,309 --> 00:01:12,311 I'm gonna kill you. 43 00:01:12,612 --> 00:01:15,250 How the hell are we gonna pay for this? 44 00:01:15,251 --> 00:01:17,053 Well I just so happen to be in the process of 45 00:01:17,054 --> 00:01:18,623 10x-ing our savings so. 46 00:01:18,624 --> 00:01:19,692 What does that mean? 47 00:01:19,693 --> 00:01:20,628 What did you do? 48 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:23,065 Yeah, let's just say I did a little... re-allocating. 49 00:01:23,066 --> 00:01:25,069 I'm about to re-allocate your ass! 50 00:01:25,070 --> 00:01:25,739 Dad, chill okay. 51 00:01:25,939 --> 00:01:27,608 All I did was reinvest in a low risk, 52 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:29,945 high yield "soft asset speculation." 53 00:01:29,946 --> 00:01:31,381 What does that mean, Marcus!? 54 00:01:31,382 --> 00:01:32,651 Check the store room. 55 00:01:32,652 --> 00:01:33,687 Thank me later. 56 00:01:36,258 --> 00:01:40,500 Y-y-you liquidated our savings to buy stuffed animals? 57 00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,337 Yo these aren't just stuffed animals, Dad. 58 00:01:42,338 --> 00:01:43,405 These are Teenie Floofs, 59 00:01:43,406 --> 00:01:45,477 highly sought after collectibles. 60 00:01:45,911 --> 00:01:46,646 Woah woah woah Dad come on! 61 00:01:46,913 --> 00:01:48,850 That was a limited edition Misty the Unicorn. 62 00:01:48,851 --> 00:01:51,221 That alone cost $2700. 63 00:01:51,222 --> 00:01:53,426 Twenty se--?! 64 00:01:54,429 --> 00:01:56,432 [gasping] 65 00:01:56,967 --> 00:01:58,537 That's it. You're fired. 66 00:01:58,538 --> 00:02:00,406 What?! How are you gonna fire your own son? 67 00:02:00,407 --> 00:02:03,178 Because all you do is cockamamie stunts. 68 00:02:03,179 --> 00:02:04,982 You don't do any real work. 69 00:02:04,983 --> 00:02:06,853 You just delegate to your brother. 70 00:02:06,854 --> 00:02:08,289 Pfft, yo that's ridiculous. 71 00:02:08,290 --> 00:02:10,359 Now would ya call 9-1-1? 72 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,163 I think I'm having a heart attack. 73 00:02:12,164 --> 00:02:13,365 I got you, Dad. 74 00:02:13,366 --> 00:02:15,270 Hank, call 9-1-1. 75 00:02:16,138 --> 00:02:17,274 [♪] 76 00:02:17,509 --> 00:02:20,146 ♪ Well, I used to work at a hot dog factory. ♪ 77 00:02:20,147 --> 00:02:22,150 ♪ Until them robots came along. ♪ 78 00:02:22,284 --> 00:02:23,887 ♪ And now there is no job for me ♪ 79 00:02:24,021 --> 00:02:26,258 ♪ But I get 3,000 bucks a month ♪ 80 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:30,267 ♪ Thanks to UBI 81 00:02:30,568 --> 00:02:34,407 ♪ Now we're Universal Basic Guys. ♪ 82 00:02:34,408 --> 00:02:36,278 ♪ It may not sound like much. ♪ 83 00:02:36,279 --> 00:02:39,451 ♪ But we're still gonna try ♪ 84 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:44,529 ♪ We're just Universal Basic Guys ♪ 85 00:02:48,136 --> 00:02:50,439 Ugh. It's truly the end of summer 86 00:02:50,440 --> 00:02:53,646 when the ol' water ice shoppe shuts down. 87 00:02:53,647 --> 00:02:54,447 You'll live. 88 00:02:54,448 --> 00:02:55,483 Andrea, this place is a treasure. 89 00:02:55,584 --> 00:02:57,755 It's one of the few perks of living in South Jersey. 90 00:02:57,756 --> 00:03:00,561 I bet our Humantis robots could easily make this stuff. 91 00:03:00,995 --> 00:03:02,196 How dare you? 92 00:03:02,197 --> 00:03:03,733 Barry is a master craftsman. 93 00:03:03,734 --> 00:03:05,571 It's like getting sushi made by Jiro 94 00:03:05,572 --> 00:03:08,241 or a macaron made by Pierre Desfontaines. 95 00:03:08,242 --> 00:03:09,745 It's just sugar and water David. 96 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:11,950 Probably why half this town has diabetes. 97 00:03:12,652 --> 00:03:13,821 [screeching] 98 00:03:13,954 --> 00:03:15,290 [crash] 99 00:03:16,660 --> 00:03:17,528 Hey, Mark. 100 00:03:17,529 --> 00:03:18,262 'Sup guys. 101 00:03:18,263 --> 00:03:19,632 Ah crap. Come onnnn. 102 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,435 Ugh. Why does this stupid place have to close 103 00:03:21,436 --> 00:03:22,604 for the whole season? 104 00:03:22,605 --> 00:03:23,172 It's ridiculous. 105 00:03:23,173 --> 00:03:24,676 Hey yo! Yo! 106 00:03:24,809 --> 00:03:25,243 Yo! Please! 107 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:26,980 Gary, just look at him. 108 00:03:26,981 --> 00:03:27,549 No. 109 00:03:27,682 --> 00:03:29,719 Oh come on, poor guy just wants 110 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,923 one last little ole' water ice for the season. 111 00:03:31,924 --> 00:03:33,359 What's the big deal? 112 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:34,929 Barry! What the heck!? 113 00:03:34,930 --> 00:03:35,864 What can I do you for? 114 00:03:35,865 --> 00:03:38,571 Thanks so much dude. Really appreciate it. 115 00:03:38,871 --> 00:03:39,606 Let me get a... uh... 116 00:03:40,006 --> 00:03:41,943 five gallon tub of the chocolate peanut butter cup. 117 00:03:41,944 --> 00:03:43,112 Um... 118 00:03:43,346 --> 00:03:45,350 No. It's a slippery slope. 119 00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:47,253 It's just one tub, Gary. 120 00:03:47,254 --> 00:03:48,756 Gotta agree with Barry on this one. 121 00:03:48,757 --> 00:03:49,492 Uh excuse me? 122 00:03:49,826 --> 00:03:52,230 Why do you need a five gallon tub so bad anyway? 123 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:53,601 I gotta stock up for the winter. 124 00:03:53,768 --> 00:03:56,338 You know, since you guys are closed for fricken six months. 125 00:03:56,339 --> 00:03:57,641 I don't know what you guys are thinking, 126 00:03:57,642 --> 00:03:59,277 you know you're leaving money on the table. 127 00:03:59,278 --> 00:04:01,783 No it's not about the money. I know my brother. 128 00:04:01,784 --> 00:04:03,953 Well I know business. And what I see right here is 129 00:04:03,954 --> 00:04:06,391 the next fricken Wolfgang Puck, but of water ice. 130 00:04:06,392 --> 00:04:07,794 You gotta let this dude spread his wings. 131 00:04:07,795 --> 00:04:08,964 You hear that, Gary? 132 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:10,834 Somebody sees my potential. 133 00:04:10,835 --> 00:04:12,269 I'm doing this for you! 134 00:04:12,270 --> 00:04:13,907 You're a delicate little butterfly 135 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:14,976 that needs to be protected. 136 00:04:14,977 --> 00:04:16,545 Don't you patronize me. 137 00:04:16,546 --> 00:04:18,282 Maybe I want to spread my wings! 138 00:04:18,283 --> 00:04:21,422 Maybe I want to make this man a tub of water ice! 139 00:04:21,423 --> 00:04:23,025 Yeah now that's what I'm talking about! 140 00:04:23,026 --> 00:04:26,666 Oh you'd better not. We just cleaned those machines. 141 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,270 Oh no. I broke one of Gary's precious "rules." 142 00:04:29,271 --> 00:04:31,676 If you turn that thing on, I am done. 143 00:04:31,677 --> 00:04:34,080 You can go "spread your wings" with this ding-dong. 144 00:04:34,081 --> 00:04:35,449 Woah there. I got news for you. 145 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:38,121 This "ding-dong" could make more money over the winter 146 00:04:38,122 --> 00:04:39,458 than you could make all summer. 147 00:04:39,459 --> 00:04:41,127 Okay, yeah. My butt. 148 00:04:41,128 --> 00:04:42,397 Listen Barry, you really want to be 149 00:04:42,532 --> 00:04:44,802 on your deathbed thinking, what would my life look like 150 00:04:44,803 --> 00:04:47,273 if I'd said "Yes" to making that tub? 151 00:04:47,274 --> 00:04:48,275 C'mon Bar. 152 00:04:48,276 --> 00:04:49,646 Don't be stupid. 153 00:04:51,884 --> 00:04:53,686 Oh yeaaah. Let's go! 154 00:04:53,687 --> 00:04:55,456 Not only did I get the tub, 155 00:04:55,457 --> 00:04:58,028 the place is now gonna be open all year round. 156 00:04:58,029 --> 00:04:59,699 Woah! How'd you manage that? 157 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:02,303 Oh I'll tell you how I managed that. 158 00:05:02,304 --> 00:05:03,807 You bought a hat? 159 00:05:03,808 --> 00:05:04,475 No Tam. 160 00:05:04,676 --> 00:05:06,879 I'm their new business manager, baby! 161 00:05:06,880 --> 00:05:08,416 Oh. Wow. 162 00:05:08,417 --> 00:05:09,852 You sure you're, uh... 163 00:05:09,853 --> 00:05:11,856 qualified to run a business like that? 164 00:05:11,857 --> 00:05:13,860 Pfft absolutely. I got tons of experience 165 00:05:13,861 --> 00:05:15,496 in the family restaurant business. 166 00:05:15,497 --> 00:05:17,501 Yeah... and how'd that turn out? 167 00:05:17,502 --> 00:05:18,737 You gotta think of the perks, Tam. 168 00:05:18,738 --> 00:05:20,808 Not only do we get unlimited water ice, 169 00:05:20,809 --> 00:05:22,944 but if you have any feedback or ideas, 170 00:05:22,945 --> 00:05:23,746 I'm all ears. 171 00:05:23,747 --> 00:05:25,382 You know, I've always thought 172 00:05:25,383 --> 00:05:28,054 the chocolate chip ratio was a little off... 173 00:05:28,055 --> 00:05:29,893 If only you knew the manager... 174 00:05:30,260 --> 00:05:32,064 [laughter] 175 00:05:32,264 --> 00:05:33,166 So obviously, 176 00:05:33,466 --> 00:05:35,904 you're gonna handle product development and production, 177 00:05:35,905 --> 00:05:37,708 while I focus on ideation, 178 00:05:37,709 --> 00:05:40,045 long term strategy and promotions. 179 00:05:40,046 --> 00:05:42,350 You're the engine. I'm the GPS. 180 00:05:42,351 --> 00:05:44,287 Now what about inventory and accounting 181 00:05:44,288 --> 00:05:45,890 and all the other stuff that Gary did? 182 00:05:45,891 --> 00:05:47,895 Yeah so that now falls under your vertical. 183 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,299 Well he also kept the kitchen organized 184 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:51,402 and cleaned the bathroom. 185 00:05:51,403 --> 00:05:53,973 Maybe you could help with some of that? 186 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:55,242 Totally hear you, Bar. 187 00:05:55,243 --> 00:05:57,548 I can absolutely help with that. 188 00:05:57,549 --> 00:06:00,286 Okay Hank. So you've got the most important job 189 00:06:00,287 --> 00:06:01,690 in the whole place. 190 00:06:01,857 --> 00:06:02,358 President? 191 00:06:02,559 --> 00:06:04,796 No. You clean the bathrooms. 192 00:06:04,930 --> 00:06:05,430 Oh. 193 00:06:05,798 --> 00:06:06,999 Let me tell you, the first thing people 194 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:07,601 judge a restaurant by 195 00:06:07,802 --> 00:06:08,870 is how clean their bathrooms are. 196 00:06:08,871 --> 00:06:10,372 You could be the fricken French Laundry 197 00:06:10,373 --> 00:06:12,377 but if you got skid marks on the toilet, 198 00:06:12,378 --> 00:06:13,079 forget it. 199 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,516 Woah. That's a serious responsibility. 200 00:06:15,517 --> 00:06:16,885 Sure is, pal. Can we entrust you 201 00:06:16,886 --> 00:06:19,090 to be the guardian of the throne? 202 00:06:19,091 --> 00:06:19,892 It would be my honor. 203 00:06:20,093 --> 00:06:22,531 Also, Hank, bathroom's for customers only. 204 00:06:22,532 --> 00:06:24,267 We've had some problems with the homeless people 205 00:06:24,268 --> 00:06:25,971 camping out in there, so. 206 00:06:25,972 --> 00:06:26,706 Got it. 207 00:06:29,278 --> 00:06:30,013 Hello. 208 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,383 Hey, would it be cool if I use the bathroom? 209 00:06:32,384 --> 00:06:33,152 Oh, uh, 210 00:06:33,252 --> 00:06:35,389 the bathrooms are for customers only. 211 00:06:35,390 --> 00:06:36,859 Are you gonna buy water ice? 212 00:06:36,860 --> 00:06:38,095 Uh... yeah. 213 00:06:39,464 --> 00:06:40,601 Oh. Okay then. 214 00:06:42,071 --> 00:06:44,609 So I'm thinking we could convert the store closet 215 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:46,812 into an upscale speakeasy offering, like, 216 00:06:46,813 --> 00:06:49,017 high-end custom water-ice cocktails. 217 00:06:49,018 --> 00:06:49,686 What do you think of that? 218 00:06:49,819 --> 00:06:51,488 Uhhh... I should really get started 219 00:06:51,489 --> 00:06:52,791 on today's batches. 220 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:54,795 Bar, you gotta make time for blue-skying. 221 00:06:54,796 --> 00:06:56,497 If you're always focused on today, 222 00:06:56,498 --> 00:06:59,137 you're never cooking up tomorrow's big idea. 223 00:06:59,138 --> 00:06:59,872 Hm. 224 00:06:59,873 --> 00:07:00,675 Oh you know what, 225 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:03,312 I have always flirted with the idea of doing 226 00:07:03,313 --> 00:07:04,815 a seasonal pumpkin flavor, 227 00:07:04,816 --> 00:07:06,886 of course Gary always said no. 228 00:07:06,887 --> 00:07:09,023 Mm, pumpkin spice. 229 00:07:09,024 --> 00:07:09,959 I love it Bar. 230 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,063 Or no... just pumpkin. 231 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:13,131 No spices. 232 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:13,900 Ah whatever. 233 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:14,568 Go make it happen! 234 00:07:14,569 --> 00:07:15,536 Go create baby! 235 00:07:15,537 --> 00:07:16,539 Oh boy. Okay. 236 00:07:16,540 --> 00:07:18,476 Well this is exciting! 237 00:07:21,048 --> 00:07:21,916 Yo yo. 238 00:07:21,917 --> 00:07:22,784 Got some good news. 239 00:07:22,785 --> 00:07:24,588 You know James "Jelly" Martin? 240 00:07:24,589 --> 00:07:27,293 The influencer guy who does those dessert reviews? 241 00:07:27,294 --> 00:07:28,797 Bingo. He's gonna be doing a 242 00:07:28,798 --> 00:07:30,298 review of your new flavor. 243 00:07:30,299 --> 00:07:31,034 How bout that? 244 00:07:31,035 --> 00:07:32,302 Well that's amazing! 245 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:33,873 Yep. He's gonna pop by on Friday. 246 00:07:33,874 --> 00:07:34,474 Woah. 247 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:35,611 Well that's in two days! 248 00:07:35,612 --> 00:07:36,845 I won't be ready by then. 249 00:07:36,846 --> 00:07:38,616 I...I just started experimenting. 250 00:07:38,617 --> 00:07:40,654 Barry, did you ever hear the story about how Gordon Ramsay 251 00:07:40,655 --> 00:07:42,290 became the best chef in the world? 252 00:07:42,291 --> 00:07:42,859 I mean, 253 00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:44,227 I don't know if he's the best chef 254 00:07:44,228 --> 00:07:45,228 in the world, but. 255 00:07:45,229 --> 00:07:47,501 He outworks all the other guys. 256 00:07:47,502 --> 00:07:49,003 It's all about the grindset. 257 00:07:49,004 --> 00:07:50,873 If you wanna take things to the next level, 258 00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:52,644 you gotta put in the hours, dude 259 00:07:52,645 --> 00:07:54,380 You're right. I got this. 260 00:07:54,381 --> 00:07:56,451 Yo, there we go. That's the spirit. 261 00:07:56,452 --> 00:07:58,523 Okay I'm heading out. Have a good one! 262 00:08:00,594 --> 00:08:02,665 [whistling] 263 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:04,166 - Occupied. 264 00:08:04,167 --> 00:08:06,137 Oh, we're actually closed now. 265 00:08:06,138 --> 00:08:09,277 - Okay well, I'll just let myself out when I'm done. 266 00:08:09,278 --> 00:08:10,648 Well it's just, you know, 267 00:08:10,815 --> 00:08:13,018 if you don't buy water ice, you can't use the bathroom so. 268 00:08:13,019 --> 00:08:15,790 - Okay, well, I bought water ice. 269 00:08:15,791 --> 00:08:17,761 Oh, you got a receipt that I could 270 00:08:17,762 --> 00:08:19,397 just take a look at real quick? 271 00:08:19,398 --> 00:08:21,936 - No. I bought it a long time ago. 272 00:08:21,937 --> 00:08:22,572 Oh. 273 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:25,510 - Yeah once you're a customer, you're a customer forever. 274 00:08:25,511 --> 00:08:27,080 - Everyone knows that. 275 00:08:27,081 --> 00:08:28,249 Oh. Okay. 276 00:08:29,953 --> 00:08:34,695 [classical music] 277 00:09:07,294 --> 00:09:08,596 Yo, today's the big day. 278 00:09:08,597 --> 00:09:09,999 How we feeling, bud? 279 00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:11,436 I did it. 280 00:09:11,537 --> 00:09:12,537 [groans] 281 00:09:12,538 --> 00:09:14,809 Oh baby. Yo, I gotta hit this. 282 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,115 Not bad. Not bad. 283 00:09:18,116 --> 00:09:19,685 Could maybe use a little more spice, 284 00:09:19,686 --> 00:09:21,121 but nice work, Bar. 285 00:09:21,557 --> 00:09:23,760 [snoring] 286 00:09:24,996 --> 00:09:26,866 [cash register chime] Oh my god. Is Jelly... 287 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:27,867 what time is Jelly coming? 288 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,470 Oh he left about two hours ago. 289 00:09:29,471 --> 00:09:31,409 Wait what!? Why didn't you wake me? 290 00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:32,377 You were taking a power nap. 291 00:09:32,545 --> 00:09:34,280 Sleep is crucial to the creative process, 292 00:09:34,281 --> 00:09:35,415 I didn't want to disturb you. 293 00:09:35,416 --> 00:09:35,951 But I... 294 00:09:36,085 --> 00:09:37,453 [text message] did he...? 295 00:09:37,454 --> 00:09:38,722 Oh boy. He just posted a review. 296 00:09:38,723 --> 00:09:39,390 Check it out. 297 00:09:39,391 --> 00:09:40,893 Hey! I'm here at Glantontown's 298 00:09:40,894 --> 00:09:42,731 famous "Barry's Water Ice" 299 00:09:42,732 --> 00:09:44,466 with the shop's creative visionary, 300 00:09:44,467 --> 00:09:45,704 Mark Hoagies. 301 00:09:45,705 --> 00:09:47,272 So we've been working 'round-the-clock 302 00:09:47,273 --> 00:09:50,045 on the shop's first new flavor in decades: 303 00:09:50,046 --> 00:09:51,481 Pumpkin Spice! 304 00:09:51,482 --> 00:09:52,651 Well it's not pumpkin spice. 305 00:09:52,652 --> 00:09:53,853 - Shhh! Just watch. 306 00:09:53,854 --> 00:09:56,592 Mmmm. Not bad. Not bad at all. 307 00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:59,097 I'm going 8.7. 308 00:09:59,365 --> 00:10:00,901 8.7 309 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,806 Wow. That's a really high rating for him! 310 00:10:03,807 --> 00:10:06,010 I know right!? Okay watch. 311 00:10:06,011 --> 00:10:06,879 Thanks Jelly. 312 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,750 Just want to tell everyone to come on down 313 00:10:08,751 --> 00:10:11,622 to Barry's Water Ice in Glantontown this Sunday 314 00:10:11,623 --> 00:10:14,327 for “Free Pumpkin Spice Water Ice Day! ” 315 00:10:14,328 --> 00:10:15,563 Free water ice day? 316 00:10:15,564 --> 00:10:17,835 This guy has like a million followers Mark! 317 00:10:17,836 --> 00:10:19,772 I know! It's great, right? 318 00:10:23,513 --> 00:10:24,681 Oh no. Oh boy. 319 00:10:24,682 --> 00:10:28,021 Mark, you advertised free water ice to millions of people. 320 00:10:28,022 --> 00:10:30,693 You need to run these kind of promotions by me! 321 00:10:30,694 --> 00:10:32,897 Barry, we either grow or we die. 322 00:10:32,898 --> 00:10:35,236 Don't you want to show Gary that he was holding you back? 323 00:10:35,237 --> 00:10:36,171 There is just no way 324 00:10:36,172 --> 00:10:38,442 I can make that much water ice by Sunday! 325 00:10:38,443 --> 00:10:40,179 I make every batch by hand! 326 00:10:40,180 --> 00:10:43,553 Well then it sounds like what you need is more hands... 327 00:10:43,554 --> 00:10:47,159 Barry, I want you to meet our new VP team! 328 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,931 First up I want to introduce you to David Jinglebells. 329 00:10:49,932 --> 00:10:52,805 You might know me as the guy who always tips. 330 00:10:52,806 --> 00:10:55,042 David here will be our new Executive Sous Chef, 331 00:10:55,043 --> 00:10:57,380 supporting you with whatever you need in the kitchen. 332 00:10:57,381 --> 00:10:58,817 I'm merely a sponge 333 00:10:58,818 --> 00:11:01,254 ready to soak in your culinary genius. 334 00:11:01,255 --> 00:11:03,258 Oh... uh... thank you. 335 00:11:03,259 --> 00:11:04,427 And this is Tammy, 336 00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:05,997 our new VP of product. 337 00:11:05,998 --> 00:11:08,101 I thought I was in charge of product. 338 00:11:08,102 --> 00:11:08,904 100%. 339 00:11:09,037 --> 00:11:10,607 She's just here to support your vision bud. 340 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:12,410 As a lifelong water ice consumer, 341 00:11:12,411 --> 00:11:13,646 Tammy has a refined palate 342 00:11:13,647 --> 00:11:15,416 and can provide valuable insights 343 00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,220 from a consumer perspective. 344 00:11:17,221 --> 00:11:19,023 Isn't she your wife? 345 00:11:19,024 --> 00:11:21,228 Like I said, she has great taste. 346 00:11:22,297 --> 00:11:23,099 And this here is Darren, 347 00:11:23,266 --> 00:11:26,104 our new Associate VP of Customer Relations. 348 00:11:26,105 --> 00:11:27,774 Darren here not only brings a bit of 349 00:11:27,775 --> 00:11:29,477 much-needed diversity to the shop, 350 00:11:29,478 --> 00:11:32,917 but his youthful exuberance can help us tap into a younger demo. 351 00:11:32,918 --> 00:11:36,491 You gave a VP title to a fifteen year old? 352 00:11:36,492 --> 00:11:37,594 He's sixteen actually. 353 00:11:37,595 --> 00:11:38,428 - Fourteen. 354 00:11:38,429 --> 00:11:39,364 Well listen, 355 00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:41,668 as long as you have passion for water ice, 356 00:11:41,669 --> 00:11:42,704 you'll be fine. 357 00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:43,206 I don't. 358 00:11:43,874 --> 00:11:47,379 Uh. So my boss said that you aren't a customer forever, 359 00:11:47,380 --> 00:11:49,450 and that if you're not gonna buy water ice, 360 00:11:49,451 --> 00:11:50,821 you gotta leave. I'm sorry. 361 00:11:50,822 --> 00:11:51,956 - He said that, eh? 362 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:54,829 - News to me. Well, okay. 363 00:11:54,963 --> 00:11:58,068 - Ah... I guess I'll have to buy some “More ” water ice. 364 00:11:58,069 --> 00:11:59,705 - Can I borrow four dollars? 365 00:11:59,706 --> 00:12:00,574 Uh... 366 00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:02,343 - I'm good for it I swear. 367 00:12:02,344 --> 00:12:03,847 Okay, sure. 368 00:12:04,348 --> 00:12:05,349 Here you go. 369 00:12:06,587 --> 00:12:07,354 - Thanks. 370 00:12:07,889 --> 00:12:10,760 - Okay, here, can you bring me a small water ice? 371 00:12:10,761 --> 00:12:11,863 You got it. 372 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,870 Chef, is there a ritual for hand washing? 373 00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,740 I just wash them when they're dirty. 374 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:18,876 Ah, brilliant. 375 00:12:18,877 --> 00:12:19,778 I was thinking 376 00:12:19,779 --> 00:12:22,116 a peppermint eggnog flavor could be fun. 377 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,119 Okay before we get into new flavors, 378 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,324 I need help with the basic flavors. 379 00:12:26,325 --> 00:12:27,493 First up, 380 00:12:28,128 --> 00:12:29,631 chocolate peanut butter cup. 381 00:12:29,632 --> 00:12:31,301 Okay. Cup of cocoa powder, 382 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,004 four heaping scoops of peanut butter-- 383 00:12:33,005 --> 00:12:35,008 You should probably use an electric mixer. 384 00:12:35,009 --> 00:12:35,878 It'd be a lot easier. 385 00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:38,248 No no no. The key to the textural balance 386 00:12:38,249 --> 00:12:39,383 is mixing by hand. 387 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,119 Ugh I love it. 388 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:42,322 Like the old vignerons of Burgundy. 389 00:12:42,323 --> 00:12:45,997 Oh and what is the intention behind choosing a wooden spoon 390 00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:47,700 over say, a metal spoon? 391 00:12:47,701 --> 00:12:49,739 To add notes of oak to the flavor profile? 392 00:12:49,906 --> 00:12:52,677 Uh... The metal spoon's in the dishwasher. 393 00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:53,145 - Ah. 394 00:12:53,245 --> 00:12:54,614 Alright you know what? 395 00:12:54,615 --> 00:12:56,252 You're gonna go prep the strawberries. 396 00:12:56,787 --> 00:12:59,191 Thank you, chef. This is a great honor. 397 00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:02,931 Hmm... Yo what's better, the Tropical Mango 398 00:13:02,932 --> 00:13:04,802 or the Hammonton Blueberry? 399 00:13:04,902 --> 00:13:07,540 Ah... I don't know. I don't really like water ice. 400 00:13:07,541 --> 00:13:09,110 Excuse me for just one second... 401 00:13:09,111 --> 00:13:09,912 HR! HR! 402 00:13:10,146 --> 00:13:11,915 Can you just act like you like water ice? 403 00:13:11,916 --> 00:13:12,585 Come on, man. 404 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,921 Oh, you want me to just lie to the customers? 405 00:13:14,922 --> 00:13:15,924 That's messed up. 406 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:17,794 One small mango, please. 407 00:13:17,795 --> 00:13:19,865 Hank. You don't have to pay for water ice. 408 00:13:19,866 --> 00:13:20,601 You work here, bud. 409 00:13:20,735 --> 00:13:22,403 Oh, it's not for me. It's for Vern. 410 00:13:22,404 --> 00:13:23,071 Vern? 411 00:13:23,072 --> 00:13:24,340 The guy in the bathroom. 412 00:13:24,341 --> 00:13:25,477 [grunts] 413 00:13:25,644 --> 00:13:27,246 - Hey! You got my water ice? 414 00:13:27,247 --> 00:13:29,786 So I was told you gotta pay for it with your own money. 415 00:13:30,086 --> 00:13:30,987 - Okay listen, Hank. 416 00:13:30,988 --> 00:13:33,325 - I want to buy water ice, I really do. 417 00:13:33,326 --> 00:13:36,130 - But I've hit kind of a rough patch in life. 418 00:13:36,131 --> 00:13:38,068 - And you know, I'm working my way back though. 419 00:13:38,069 --> 00:13:40,205 - In fact, I've been applying for jobs. 420 00:13:40,206 --> 00:13:42,544 - And I promise you, the minute I'm back on my feet, 421 00:13:42,545 --> 00:13:44,147 - I'm gonna buy water ice. 422 00:13:44,347 --> 00:13:44,849 - Please? 423 00:13:45,083 --> 00:13:46,718 Oh I'm sorry to hear that, Vern. 424 00:13:46,719 --> 00:13:47,954 Is there anything I can do to help? 425 00:13:47,955 --> 00:13:48,889 - Actually, yeah. 426 00:13:48,890 --> 00:13:51,360 - I just need a few things from the kitchen. 427 00:13:51,361 --> 00:13:52,364 No problem. 428 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,267 Oh yeah, completely agree. 429 00:13:54,268 --> 00:13:56,070 Healthcare, Web3 I mean those are growth spaces 430 00:13:56,071 --> 00:13:57,807 that we're definitely exploring. 431 00:13:57,808 --> 00:13:58,475 Oh hey Bar, 432 00:13:58,710 --> 00:14:00,813 I want you to meet Lil Jawn Dice here. 433 00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:02,950 He's a local influencer and hip-hop artist. 434 00:14:02,951 --> 00:14:04,319 Little Jaundice? 435 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,556 Nah. Jawn Dice. 436 00:14:05,557 --> 00:14:07,827 Mr. Dice here is actually interested in a collab: 437 00:14:07,828 --> 00:14:10,198 an exclusive sizzurp flavor drop 438 00:14:10,199 --> 00:14:12,704 for anyone who owns a Ganja Skunk NFT. 439 00:14:12,705 --> 00:14:14,006 Uh... What? 440 00:14:14,007 --> 00:14:14,676 [Tammy in background] - Hey Barry!? 441 00:14:15,076 --> 00:14:16,344 [Tammy in background] - Where's the maple syrup? 442 00:14:16,345 --> 00:14:17,547 Wait maple syrup? 443 00:14:17,548 --> 00:14:19,517 [Tammy in background] - Never mind! I found it. 444 00:14:19,518 --> 00:14:21,588 Excuse me for just one second. 445 00:14:21,589 --> 00:14:23,324 Oh yeah that's the good stuff. 446 00:14:23,325 --> 00:14:24,996 Um excuse me. What's all this?! 447 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,001 Experimenting with a new flavor: maple bacon. 448 00:14:28,002 --> 00:14:30,974 No. We do not do tacky fad flavors. 449 00:14:30,975 --> 00:14:33,479 We use simple, fresh ingredients-- 450 00:14:33,914 --> 00:14:36,619 - and we mix everything by hand. 451 00:14:36,986 --> 00:14:38,790 What the hell is this!?!? 452 00:14:39,291 --> 00:14:41,360 Oh. Those are all the rejects. 453 00:14:41,361 --> 00:14:41,863 Hold up. 454 00:14:42,063 --> 00:14:43,532 That's all you did in an hour!? 455 00:14:43,533 --> 00:14:46,071 Well, I know you have such high standards. 456 00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,875 Oh my god, alright. 457 00:14:48,308 --> 00:14:50,179 You got this Barry. Just do it yourself. 458 00:14:50,180 --> 00:14:52,116 - Oh also, I need you to pick up my medicine 459 00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,622 - from my uh... the pharmacist. 460 00:14:54,989 --> 00:14:55,690 Uh yeah, okay. 461 00:14:55,691 --> 00:14:56,292 What in the hell? 462 00:14:56,526 --> 00:14:57,927 - He's right behind the Burrito Bell 463 00:14:57,928 --> 00:14:59,566 - on Harrison street, you can't miss him. 464 00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:00,633 [gasp] 465 00:15:00,634 --> 00:15:02,469 Oh my god. 466 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:03,472 Oh hey, Barry. 467 00:15:04,775 --> 00:15:05,910 Mark we need to-- 468 00:15:05,911 --> 00:15:07,346 What the hell are you doing!? 469 00:15:07,347 --> 00:15:08,416 Ice bath. 470 00:15:08,650 --> 00:15:09,451 Why!? 471 00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,789 Helps me quickly recover after a hard day of 472 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,024 thinking about innovating, you know. 473 00:15:13,025 --> 00:15:15,329 Listen Mark. There is no fricken way 474 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:17,634 I'm gonna have enough water ice ready for Sunday! 475 00:15:17,635 --> 00:15:20,338 Well, let's not make perfect the enemy of good here, Bar. 476 00:15:20,339 --> 00:15:23,211 Mark, do you understand that I pride myself 477 00:15:23,212 --> 00:15:26,284 on making the best water ice in South Jersey? 478 00:15:26,285 --> 00:15:28,355 You have got to call off this event. 479 00:15:28,356 --> 00:15:30,960 Okay, you're clearly stressed and overworked here. 480 00:15:30,961 --> 00:15:32,797 Why don't you take a mental health day? 481 00:15:32,798 --> 00:15:35,168 Go to the Spa. Reset and recharge. 482 00:15:35,169 --> 00:15:37,305 So you'll call off the free water ice day? 483 00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:39,344 Don't worry. I'll handle it. 484 00:15:39,512 --> 00:15:40,514 Thank you. 485 00:15:40,947 --> 00:15:41,616 [knock, knock] 486 00:15:41,949 --> 00:15:44,387 Hey, Vern. Got the succulents you asked for. 487 00:15:45,958 --> 00:15:47,160 Oh no. 488 00:15:47,895 --> 00:15:49,397 He didn't buy water ice. 489 00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,969 [peaceful music] 490 00:15:55,944 --> 00:15:58,650 [party music] 491 00:15:59,151 --> 00:16:00,820 What. The. Hell!?!? 492 00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:01,621 Thank you very much. 493 00:16:01,622 --> 00:16:04,829 Yo! There he is. Looking rejuvenated. 494 00:16:05,196 --> 00:16:07,501 Hey! You said you called off this stunt! 495 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:10,238 No. I said I'd handle it. And it's handled! 496 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:10,974 Boom. 497 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:12,677 Yuck. Tastes like a cheap scented candle. 498 00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:15,482 Honestly I'd rather just pay for good water ice. 499 00:16:16,819 --> 00:16:19,123 This is garbage. Who made this!? 500 00:16:19,124 --> 00:16:21,695 Hey there, Barry! You feeling refreshed? 501 00:16:21,696 --> 00:16:23,131 [kettle whistling] Oh my, 502 00:16:23,132 --> 00:16:25,102 [kettle whistling] 503 00:16:25,103 --> 00:16:25,870 [kettle whistling] oh, 504 00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:26,872 [kettle whistling] 505 00:16:26,873 --> 00:16:27,374 [kettle whistling] oh my-- 506 00:16:27,508 --> 00:16:28,375 [kettle whistling] Uh, 507 00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:30,881 [thud] 508 00:16:31,181 --> 00:16:34,153 [Mark in background] - Yo Hank, can you call 9-1-1? 509 00:16:36,258 --> 00:16:38,929 Ugh, it was my strawberries. I could see it in his eyes. 510 00:16:38,930 --> 00:16:40,699 One of the ones I prepped was lopsided, 511 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,134 I saw it. 512 00:16:41,903 --> 00:16:43,674 Yeah probably, but don't beat yourself up about it. 513 00:16:43,774 --> 00:16:44,974 Well, he's not dead. 514 00:16:44,975 --> 00:16:46,143 Oh, thank God. 515 00:16:46,144 --> 00:16:48,516 He had a severe stress-related heart attack. 516 00:16:48,517 --> 00:16:51,354 Oh, just like Dad! That's a weird coincidence. 517 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,022 [sigh] 518 00:16:52,023 --> 00:16:54,294 Oh god. That's it. It's over. 519 00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:56,598 The water ice shoppe is done. 520 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:58,034 No it's not. 521 00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:00,974 I came here to take this business to the next level 522 00:17:00,975 --> 00:17:03,412 and that, by darn it, is what I'm gonna do. 523 00:17:03,413 --> 00:17:05,983 Without Barry, this business is nothing. 524 00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,352 So we got a sub-par product? 525 00:17:07,353 --> 00:17:08,956 There's lots of successful business 526 00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:12,028 that I can't name for legal reasons have sub-par products. 527 00:17:12,029 --> 00:17:13,799 It isn't always about quality. 528 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:16,338 Sometimes, it's about gimmicks. 529 00:17:21,782 --> 00:17:22,450 So uh... 530 00:17:22,617 --> 00:17:24,187 what flavors do you have for dogs? 531 00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:25,723 All of our normal flavors. 532 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,527 We just serve them in a bowl. 533 00:17:27,528 --> 00:17:28,529 Even the chocolate? 534 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:29,330 Yeah. 535 00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,133 I thought dogs can't have chocolate. 536 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,404 Then don't get chocolate. 537 00:17:33,072 --> 00:17:34,574 Did you enjoy your water ice bath sir? 538 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:35,643 Do you feel rejuvenated? 539 00:17:35,644 --> 00:17:37,113 - I feel sticky. 540 00:17:42,390 --> 00:17:43,959 [scary voice] “ I want to play a game. ” 541 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,529 “In order to escape this room, 542 00:17:45,530 --> 00:17:48,268 you must finish the entire tub of water ice. ” 543 00:17:51,742 --> 00:17:53,177 My tummy hurts. 544 00:17:53,178 --> 00:17:56,050 Congratulations! You completed the escape room! 545 00:17:56,051 --> 00:17:57,621 So that's gonna be $80 for the water ice. 546 00:17:57,622 --> 00:17:59,692 You're lucky I didn't call the police. 547 00:18:00,260 --> 00:18:02,931 I'm not sure this business model is working. 548 00:18:03,131 --> 00:18:04,702 [door chime] 549 00:18:06,706 --> 00:18:07,573 Vern? 550 00:18:07,574 --> 00:18:08,375 Hey Hank. 551 00:18:08,475 --> 00:18:11,247 Wow you look... uh... not homeless. 552 00:18:11,248 --> 00:18:13,885 Well, thanks to you providing me with a safe home, 553 00:18:13,886 --> 00:18:15,054 reliable meals, 554 00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:17,058 and my mood stabilizer medication, 555 00:18:17,059 --> 00:18:18,795 I was able to get back on my feet. 556 00:18:18,796 --> 00:18:22,637 Now I'm the Regional Associate Buyer for Weggler's Grocery. 557 00:18:22,638 --> 00:18:25,042 Woah, that's awesome! So does that mean... 558 00:18:25,043 --> 00:18:25,778 Yes, Hank. 559 00:18:25,978 --> 00:18:28,114 I'm finally ready to buy that water ice. 560 00:18:28,115 --> 00:18:31,420 And a lot of it. I want to put Barry's Water Ice 561 00:18:31,421 --> 00:18:33,425 in freezers across South Jersey. 562 00:18:33,626 --> 00:18:34,560 Oh wow! 563 00:18:34,561 --> 00:18:35,296 Awesome! 564 00:18:35,429 --> 00:18:36,197 - No! 565 00:18:37,033 --> 00:18:37,968 Barry? 566 00:18:37,969 --> 00:18:38,869 I'm Gary. 567 00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:39,605 Well Gary, 568 00:18:39,705 --> 00:18:41,809 I'd like to make you and your brother 569 00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:43,612 the next Ben & Jerry. 570 00:18:43,613 --> 00:18:44,981 No. We are done. 571 00:18:44,982 --> 00:18:46,284 We're selling this place. 572 00:18:46,285 --> 00:18:49,122 Gary, an order like this could save the business. 573 00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:50,125 Even with Barry 574 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:51,795 we couldn't fulfill an order this big, 575 00:18:51,796 --> 00:18:53,432 let alone guarantee quality. 576 00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,836 Gary, just say "yes" and we'll figure it out. 577 00:18:55,837 --> 00:18:57,807 No. It's not humanly possible. 578 00:18:57,808 --> 00:19:00,713 You can't just delegate your way out of this. 579 00:19:00,714 --> 00:19:01,380 Hmm. 580 00:19:01,381 --> 00:19:03,418 Not humanly possible... 581 00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:06,725 I think I know how to save this business. 582 00:19:06,726 --> 00:19:08,261 Not another cheap gimmick. 583 00:19:08,262 --> 00:19:10,165 Listen, maybe my gimmicks are what 584 00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,068 gave my dad a heart attack, 585 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,471 destroyed his business, gave Barry a heart attack 586 00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:15,409 and are currently destroying this business, 587 00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,578 but now I realize... 588 00:19:16,579 --> 00:19:18,280 I was just doing the wrong gimmicks!! 589 00:19:18,281 --> 00:19:20,352 Yo this is the one, I promise. 590 00:19:24,862 --> 00:19:26,332 Oh god. What are you doing here? 591 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,201 I brought you a little something... 592 00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,571 Ta da! 593 00:19:30,072 --> 00:19:31,175 What is this? 594 00:19:31,441 --> 00:19:33,746 - Give it a try, Bar. I think you might be surprised. 595 00:19:35,584 --> 00:19:36,317 Woah. 596 00:19:36,484 --> 00:19:38,421 This is actually pretty darn good. 597 00:19:38,422 --> 00:19:39,691 But how did you...? 598 00:19:43,065 --> 00:19:45,269 Oh my god. 599 00:19:47,775 --> 00:19:48,709 Yo Bar! 600 00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,647 Meet the BarryBots. 601 00:19:52,450 --> 00:19:53,117 I tried to stop them. 602 00:19:53,118 --> 00:19:55,088 I told them it's not the same. 603 00:19:55,089 --> 00:19:56,324 Yeah. Actually it's better. 604 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:58,494 They work around the clock, at double speed, 605 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:00,833 so we can stay open all year round, 606 00:20:00,834 --> 00:20:01,502 no problem. 607 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:03,939 And they make all kinds of crazy flavors... 608 00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,710 at Barry quality of course. 609 00:20:05,711 --> 00:20:08,181 Yes but it lacks his je ne sais quoi! 610 00:20:08,282 --> 00:20:09,618 That Barry magic. 611 00:20:09,852 --> 00:20:13,291 I don't understand. But how did they learn to-- 612 00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:16,063 We trained them on samples from Mark and Tammy's tub, 613 00:20:16,064 --> 00:20:17,233 security camera footage 614 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:20,438 and my husband's extensive and weirdly detailed notes. 615 00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:23,244 Oh god, I just feel so violated. 616 00:20:23,245 --> 00:20:24,781 I can't believe you said "Yes" to this. 617 00:20:24,782 --> 00:20:27,854 Well now we can relax, we can live stress-free 618 00:20:27,855 --> 00:20:30,826 while the Barrybots bring joy to countless generations. 619 00:20:30,827 --> 00:20:31,663 Oh, totally. 620 00:20:31,963 --> 00:20:35,168 Until they turn on us and make us human water ice. 621 00:20:35,169 --> 00:20:36,170 Yeah but until then, 622 00:20:36,171 --> 00:20:38,543 we're gonna be making a crap ton of money. 623 00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:40,913 - Well... we are. 624 00:20:40,914 --> 00:20:42,851 Yeah. You're all fired. 625 00:20:46,759 --> 00:20:49,162 Yo Hank, you wanna grill up these dogs, watch the Phillies? 626 00:20:49,163 --> 00:20:49,898 Actually, Mark. 627 00:20:50,032 --> 00:20:51,802 I got something I wanna show you... 628 00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:55,408 I've been saving up my UBI money and thanks to you, 629 00:20:55,409 --> 00:20:57,914 I finally realized what I want to spend it on. 630 00:20:57,915 --> 00:20:59,851 Oh my god, Hank, you didn't! 631 00:20:59,852 --> 00:21:01,287 You got the Rocky statue?! 632 00:21:01,288 --> 00:21:02,489 Ta da! 633 00:21:02,724 --> 00:21:03,859 Holy crap. 634 00:21:03,860 --> 00:21:04,861 [robot voice] - Hello. 635 00:21:04,862 --> 00:21:06,230 - What can I get you? 636 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:07,399 - Baloney sandwich? 637 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:10,138 Aw you know it, Dad-robot. 638 00:21:10,139 --> 00:21:11,407 [robot voice] - Marcus? 639 00:21:12,010 --> 00:21:12,711 Dad? 640 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:15,717 [robot voice] - What is that? 641 00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,319 - A crossbow? 642 00:21:17,320 --> 00:21:20,025 - Why do you have the jaws of life? 643 00:21:20,026 --> 00:21:22,196 - Is that a cannon? 644 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:26,137 - ...Mark, you moron! 645 00:21:26,138 --> 00:21:27,138 [bang!] 646 00:21:27,139 --> 00:21:28,775 [thump!] 647 00:21:28,776 --> 00:21:29,645 Dammit, Hank.