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Yo, where the
hell are the wet vacs?

2
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Man, these are some great deals.

3
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Nah nah, Hank.
It's all a scam, okay.

4
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They just mark up
the prices and then

5
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they take 30% off, so it feels
like you're getting a deal.

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Ooh, nice.
Always wanted a drone.

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That's a pretty low-end model, bud.

8
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Eh. I'm trying to
save more money.

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Hank, you get free money.

10
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Yeah but I use it for, like uh,
food and bills and stuff.

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What, are you implying that I

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don't spend my
money responsibly?

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Uh... No?

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Okay, well, I'll
have you know,

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I get very good deals
on my purchases, okay.

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I've work in sales.
I know all the tricks, okay.

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I'm a highly skilled negotiator.

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Wait 'til you see the deal I get
on this wet vac, okay.

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Morning!
Finding everything okay?

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Uh yeah, you know where the
uh, wet vacs are?

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Jet Packs are right over there
on aisle nine.

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Nah nah nah,
I'm looking for wet-va--

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I'm sorry wait, Did you say uh,
you got jet-packs?

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Whoa...

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♪ Well, I used to work
in hot dog factory ♪

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♪ until them
robots came along, ♪

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♪ and now there is no
job for me, ♪

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♪ but I get three thousand
bucks a month. ♪

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♪ Thanks to UBI. ♪

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♪ Now we're Universal
Basic Guys. ♪

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♪ It may not sound like much,
but we're still gonna try. ♪

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♪ We're just Universal
Basic Guys. ♪

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I don't understand.
Why would you buy this?

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Uh, because it's awesome.

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It's a friggin' jetpack?

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He's got a point, mom.

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You go inside.

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Tammy, I bought
this for us, okay.

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This is gonna make our lives so
much easier, okay.

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These things are useful for...
all kinds of stuff.

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Sure, hun.
You know, I thought we talked

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about spending
money responsibly.

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Tammy, it would
have been financially

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irresponsible to not
buy this jetpack, okay.

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Two grand for something I
dreamed about since I was a kid.

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This is destiny, okay.
This is God's will.

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It's God's will for you
to have a jetpack?

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Yes.

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[sigh] Did you at
least get the wet vac?

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Uh, no.

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[knock, knock]
See this, Tam?

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What am I doing here?
That's right.

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Cleaning the gutters with my
very practical jetpack.

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Uh, ever heard of a ladder?

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Tam, do you know how easy it
is to get injured on a ladder?

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Like, do you look
at the stats-- [crash]

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What the hell was that?

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Uh-- a flying squirrel.
No big deal, okay.

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Would you stop spying on me?

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Hey, Mark.

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Yo! What's up, Hank?
- Can I help?

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Uh... This is a pretty
specialized task.

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Oh, I've been practicing.
Watch this.

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Not bad, eh?

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Not bad at all.
Look at us.

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Sky Bros, yeah?

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Sky Bros! Hell yeah.

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Ah...
[crash]

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Dammit.

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Dude, check it out.

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There's like a whole
world up in the canopy

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that we would never have access
to if we weren't the Sky Bros.

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Huh. I had no idea
that birds eat eggs.

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- Is that a jetpack?

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You know it, baby.
You wanna join the Sky Bros?

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Uh, no thank you,

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I don't need a toy that destroys
the environment.

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There's no evidence for that.

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I mean, have you
considered doing

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something more
meaningful with your UBI?

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Maybe help out in the community?

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Uh... that's why I
bought the jetpack.

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- Oh, is that so?
- Uh, yeah.

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Sky Bros are doing a lot of good
in the community, David.

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- We are?
- Uh, yes, Hank...

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Okay well, we will.
I was just gonna- I'm gonna--

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talk to you about that later.
- Oh, nice.

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So uh, what are
you doing to help

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the community, Mr. uh...
Judgy-bells?

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I do a ton to help my community.

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- Like what?
- So much!

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I don't even know
where to begin.

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Name one specific
thing you've done.

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God, you're relentless!

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Fine! You want specifics?

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How about... working
at a soup kitchen?

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Oh, yeah?
You work at a soup kitchen?

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Doing what?

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S-soup ladling...

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and cleaning.

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Well, I'll tell you
what I don't do.

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I don't spend my
money on frivolous

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indulgent purchases.
That's for sure.

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- David Jinglebells?
- Uh, that's me.

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Here's your whole sashimi-grade
Japanese Bluefin Tuna.

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Ah. Thank you.

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What?!
It's for the soup kitchen.

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- Oh, is it now?
- Yes!

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I'm serving them sushi.

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We're doing omakase night!

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Oh, that's really nice of you,
David.

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- Thank you.
- I want pictures.

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No problem.

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I'm gonna send you
an album so big, you

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won't even have the
storage space on your phone.

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Alright, well then
I guess I'll just

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have to store
them... in the cloud.

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Ugh! I'm such an idiot!
I'm such a stupid idiot!

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I got caught with my pants down
and I just... blurted it out.

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I didn't want to
look like a hypocrite.

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Alright well, what
are you gonna do?

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Ugh, I want to do it...
I just... you know...

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Seriously, David?

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You lived in New
York City for 15 years

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and had one minor incident
with a homeless person.

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Andrea, he tried to stab me!

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He flashed a knife
from across the street.

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Well, he stabs me in my
recurring nightmare.

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David, you need to get over this
ridiculous hobophobia.

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It's absurd!

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Ugh! You're right.

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Every human, rich
or poor, deserves

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a high-end sushi experience.

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And I'm gonna make it happen.

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Do you think my stab-proof vest
will fit under my samue?

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Mark?!
Have you seen my keys?!

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Traffic is awful and I'm gonna

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be so frickin'
late for my shift.

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- Or are you?

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How about I give
you a little lift?

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Pretty sweet, eh?

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Not gonna lie. This is
pretty frickin' cool, haha!

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I can't believe
I'm saying this, but

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you might have actually
made a smart purchase here.

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Ooh, I gotta put this on a gram.

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Hmhmhm... hey!

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What the hell?

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Uh... Mark. What is
Powerthrust Aviation?

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Oh, that's the jetpack company.

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Uh... why did we just
get notified about

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a scheduled payment
of eight grand?

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Uh, I don't know.
Must be a mistake.

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24 payments of $8,000?!

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That's almost $200,000!

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I thought you said
it was two grand!

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Uh, for what it's worth Tam,

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I am just as upset
as you right now.

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But, you can't put a price tag
on eating a cloud.

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[chomp]

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Hmm.
Well, that was underwhelming.

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So the two grand was
just a down payment?

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Oh, thank God.

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It says here, if
you return it within

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30 days, you can
get a full refund.

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Okay. Good to know
that's an option.

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Uh. It's not an "option" hun.

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You're returning
that thing tomorrow.

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Listen Tam I really, really
need this jetpack.

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When I'm up there
in the sky, I am alive.

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It's like I found my purpose.

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Look honey, I get it.

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Flying over traffic in that

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jetpack was
pretty frickin' cool.

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But you know what else is cool?

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Being able to afford Darren's
college tuition.

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Whoa whoa whoa,
hold on, Tam.

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The contract says I got
30 days, okay.

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I can easily pay
this off by then.

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How are you gonna do that?
You don't even have a job.

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I know. I got something
even better: a jetpack.

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Gotta trust the pack, Tam.

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The pack provides!

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Wassup, dude.
You need a ride?

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Uh... Is this real?

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Oho, you better believe it.

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Well, my Uber did just cancel.

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Alright.
Time to fly, my guy.

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Temperature okay?

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Pretty cold...

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This is unreal, though.

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Right?
Yeah, dude.

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Oh, by the way, if
you need a water just uh,

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grab one from
my fanny pack.

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Oh, thanks.
I'm good.

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So uh, you--
you from around here, or...

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I grew up in the D.C. area.
Been here about five years.

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Nice. Nice. Yeah...

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You're not a Caps
fan though, right?

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'Cause I'm a Flyers fan.
Yeah, I'm a Flyers fan.

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But uh, got a lotta respect
for Ovechkin though, you know?

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Guy's unbelievable.

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You know, and I'm
a fan of the game, so.

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I'm a fan of the game.

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That's my street down there.

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- Copy that.
- Can you break a hundred?

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I sure can.
Oh god!

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Ohp oph oph ohp.
Sorry about that.

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Yeah, maybe just, uh, Venmo me.

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Okay...

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Don't forget to give me
uh, five stars, dude. Thanks.

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[chime]

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♪ Jetpacks are awesome.

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♪ Jetpacks are fun.

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♪ Jetpack on fire when they
fly to the sun. ♪

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00:08:01,261 --> 00:08:02,699
♪ Jetpacks are awesome. ♪

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♪ Jetpacks are loud. ♪

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♪ Jetpacks bring the heat when I
bust through the clouds, yeah! ♪

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♪ Let's burn some gas.

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♪ Let's smoke that ass.

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♪ Let's blaze our
way through the sky. ♪

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♪ Let's lose control. ♪

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♪ Let's barrel roll. ♪

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♪ Let's go full throtttle
then die ♪

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Woohooo!!! This is so random!!!
Woooo!

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Alright-- alright, ladies,

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Uh, let's try not to move around
too much, okay.

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Can you play some music?!

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I wanna hear Sabrinaaaa!!!!!

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Uh yeah, I don't
have any music but,

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uh you know, you can maybe
just enjoy the sights.

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Pretty cool...

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Fine, then.
We're gonna sing.

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♪ If you really love me,
why did you block me? ♪

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♪ If you really love me,
then why did you block-bleghhh ♪

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- Ew!
- Carly, I threw up.

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Brooklyn!
That's disgustin-Blegh!

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Oh uh, hey Mark.
Uh, wanna go flyin'?

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I was thinking we
could do some good

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00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,452
in the community you
know, like uh, you said.

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00:09:03,553 --> 00:09:04,589
Ah sorry, dude.
I'm beat.

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00:09:04,822 --> 00:09:07,361
Been working around the clock
trying to pay for this thing.

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00:09:07,461 --> 00:09:08,296
Ooh. How's it going?

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00:09:08,731 --> 00:09:13,106
Let's see uh... ballpark, minus
the 30 gallons of kerosene...

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Are you kidding me?!
I netted negative nine dollars!

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00:09:16,746 --> 00:09:18,717
Alright well, gotta
start somewhere.

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00:09:18,851 --> 00:09:21,590
Ugh. Hah dude,
fuel's killing me, okay.

247
00:09:21,690 --> 00:09:24,294
These jetpacks do not
get good gas mileage. Ugh.

248
00:09:24,394 --> 00:09:26,633
Hey, Mark? I'm running late
for my hair appointment.

249
00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,268
Can you just fly me
over there real quick?

250
00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:30,873
Uh-uh. No.
All I've been doing is stupid

251
00:09:30,874 --> 00:09:32,978
jobs since I got
this thing, okay.

252
00:09:32,979 --> 00:09:35,317
But you know what?
You were right.

253
00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:37,354
Jetpacks are for
goofing off, okay.

254
00:09:37,487 --> 00:09:39,993
They're not for doing
useful crap, okay.

255
00:09:40,093 --> 00:09:42,364
God forbid I get
something because

256
00:09:42,464 --> 00:09:44,300
it's awesome, cool, and fun!!!

257
00:09:44,301 --> 00:09:47,541
Mark, I'm not trying to stop you
from having fun.

258
00:09:47,542 --> 00:09:49,378
Just maybe have
fun doing something

259
00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:51,282
that doesn't cost $200,000.

260
00:09:51,382 --> 00:09:52,184
No, okay.

261
00:09:52,351 --> 00:09:54,087
Nothing is ever gonna
be fun again because

262
00:09:54,187 --> 00:09:56,793
I'm gonna be chasing this
dragon for the rest of my life.

263
00:09:56,794 --> 00:09:58,964
Alright well, Plug World
is open until nine.

264
00:09:59,064 --> 00:10:00,499
I put the receipt in the box.

265
00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,070
No. I'm not going, okay.

266
00:10:02,071 --> 00:10:03,807
I still got a few
weeks before I gotta

267
00:10:03,907 --> 00:10:05,611
return this thing, so
I'm gonna use that

268
00:10:05,745 --> 00:10:07,916
time to do what this jetpack
was meant to do:

269
00:10:08,016 --> 00:10:11,055
Fly around and do tricks and
have no rules!

270
00:10:11,155 --> 00:10:14,261
If you need me, I'll be in
that cloud right there.

271
00:10:16,365 --> 00:10:19,104
♪ Jetpacks are awesome.

272
00:10:19,906 --> 00:10:23,412
♪ Jetpacks are fun.

273
00:10:23,814 --> 00:10:26,920
♪ Jetpack on fire.

274
00:10:27,053 --> 00:10:30,160
♪ Watch me fly into the sun. ♪

275
00:10:30,393 --> 00:10:32,397
♪ Yeah. ♪

276
00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:34,434
Whoa!
What the--

277
00:10:37,608 --> 00:10:39,712
No frickin' way.

278
00:10:41,115 --> 00:10:42,083
What's up, my guy!?

279
00:10:42,084 --> 00:10:44,387
Dude! You got a jetpack too?!

280
00:10:44,487 --> 00:10:46,526
Hell yeah, man.
I'm Thunderhead.

281
00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,395
Whoa. That's a cool name.

282
00:10:48,396 --> 00:10:50,267
That's my Skyboy's name.

283
00:10:50,367 --> 00:10:52,370
Skyboys?
What's a Skyboy?

284
00:10:55,409 --> 00:10:57,413
No frickin' way.

285
00:10:57,414 --> 00:10:59,951
Some cold ones for the old ones.

286
00:10:59,952 --> 00:11:01,990
I got brewskis, my friends.

287
00:11:02,090 --> 00:11:04,995
Oh-- New guy.
What's up, man?

288
00:11:04,996 --> 00:11:06,732
Ah you know. You know.

289
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,704
Just goofin' off.
Poundin' clouds.

290
00:11:08,804 --> 00:11:09,606
Right on, bro.

291
00:11:09,772 --> 00:11:12,343
Always good to meet
another thrust junkie.

292
00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:13,479
I'm Starsurfer.

293
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:14,681
Sup dude.
Mark.

294
00:11:14,682 --> 00:11:15,850
So you guys like what,

295
00:11:15,851 --> 00:11:17,588
just hang out, fly
around and stuff?

296
00:11:17,688 --> 00:11:19,858
Yup. That's the whole point of
having a jetpack.

297
00:11:19,859 --> 00:11:22,097
To have fun in the open sky.

298
00:11:22,197 --> 00:11:23,099
Yeah exactly, dude!

299
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:25,202
People are like, "oh what do you
need a jetpack for"

300
00:11:25,203 --> 00:11:27,574
I'm like "Uh...
Is that a real question?"

301
00:11:27,575 --> 00:11:29,310
Because it's awesome.
Ha, c'mon!

302
00:11:29,311 --> 00:11:30,279
Hell yeah, right?

303
00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,752
Groundies, man.
They never understand.

304
00:11:32,852 --> 00:11:34,588
Hey, who's up for a
round of Sky Pong?

305
00:11:34,589 --> 00:11:35,657
- Hell, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

306
00:11:35,924 --> 00:11:38,195
- Yo, can I get in on this?
- Hell yeah, you can.

307
00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:43,004
Ohp-- oh...
Dude. Sorry about that.

308
00:11:43,005 --> 00:11:44,743
Nah, nah.
All good, dude.

309
00:11:44,843 --> 00:11:48,048
Now you know why we stopped
playing Sky Darts. Ha ha!

310
00:11:48,850 --> 00:11:51,188
Okay, David.
You got this.

311
00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:53,158
What?

312
00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:55,496
You want to serve them what?

313
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:57,032
Traditional Omakase.

314
00:11:57,033 --> 00:11:59,038
I've been taking
sushi-making classes,

315
00:11:59,138 --> 00:12:01,075
and I'd love to use
my skills to bring an

316
00:12:01,175 --> 00:12:04,516
elevated culinary experience
to the less fortunate.

317
00:12:04,616 --> 00:12:05,950
I think that's wonderful.

318
00:12:05,951 --> 00:12:07,821
But I'm not sure
that's a good idea.

319
00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:09,926
Most of the folks
who visit our kitchens

320
00:12:10,026 --> 00:12:12,162
face uncertainty
in their daily lives.

321
00:12:12,163 --> 00:12:14,066
Many of them
depend on the routine

322
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,771
and comfort of a familiar meal.

323
00:12:15,871 --> 00:12:17,941
Yeah, that makes sense.
But here's the thing.

324
00:12:17,942 --> 00:12:19,812
I kind of have to do this.

325
00:12:19,912 --> 00:12:24,053
I made a promise to... myself
that I would do this.

326
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:25,657
Well, we can give it a try.

327
00:12:25,757 --> 00:12:28,697
But just know that some of them
might get upset.

328
00:12:28,797 --> 00:12:29,566
Got it.

329
00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:32,070
Wait, when you say upset,
what do you mean exactly?

330
00:12:32,203 --> 00:12:34,808
Like angry?
Not like violent, right?

331
00:12:34,809 --> 00:12:37,213
- Oh, no.
- Okay. Okay, great.

332
00:12:37,313 --> 00:12:39,618
The only one you have to worry
about is Bobby.

333
00:12:39,619 --> 00:12:41,555
Bobby?
W- What's his deal?

334
00:12:41,556 --> 00:12:43,793
He can get a little... stabby.

335
00:12:44,127 --> 00:12:46,565
Stabby?
Like he stabs people?

336
00:12:46,566 --> 00:12:47,802
I wouldn't worry about it.

337
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,273
We just make sure to keep the
knives away from him.

338
00:12:50,373 --> 00:12:51,843
Heheh...

339
00:12:54,381 --> 00:12:55,517
Not too shabby, eh?

340
00:12:55,617 --> 00:12:57,219
Yo, this is incredible.

341
00:12:57,220 --> 00:12:58,989
Too bad I gotta give it all up.

342
00:12:58,990 --> 00:12:59,859
What are you talking about?

343
00:13:00,059 --> 00:13:02,263
Because I'm not made out of
money like you guys.

344
00:13:02,364 --> 00:13:03,198
I can't afford it.

345
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,902
Mark, I'm a
cashier at Weglers.

346
00:13:04,903 --> 00:13:05,970
Wait, seriously?

347
00:13:05,971 --> 00:13:07,607
I figured you all were like

348
00:13:07,608 --> 00:13:09,243
finance guys or
VCs or something.

349
00:13:09,244 --> 00:13:12,517
Nah. I'm just a personal trainer
with a small YouTube following.

350
00:13:12,518 --> 00:13:14,654
So how the hell are you guys
paying for these things?

351
00:13:14,655 --> 00:13:19,030
Let's just say we've found ways
to leverage our new toys.

352
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,870
See, we've cooked
up a little plan

353
00:13:21,970 --> 00:13:24,441
that's gonna let us
pay off our jetpacks.

354
00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:25,578
For good.

355
00:13:25,678 --> 00:13:27,781
Whoa whaoa whoa...
For good! How?

356
00:13:27,782 --> 00:13:30,218
Two words...
Sky Heist.

357
00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:33,491
Wait, heist? You mean...
like stealing stuff or...?

358
00:13:33,492 --> 00:13:37,000
I'd call it a high-altitude
asset relocation.

359
00:13:37,100 --> 00:13:40,339
But we can't say any more unless
we know you're in.

360
00:13:40,340 --> 00:13:41,876
Ooh man, I dunno,

361
00:13:41,877 --> 00:13:43,946
I mean I get up to some wacky,

362
00:13:43,947 --> 00:13:46,618
network-safe hijinks,
but I'm not trying

363
00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:47,987
to go, ya know,
full felon here.

364
00:13:47,988 --> 00:13:50,794
That's okay, Hoagies.
Pack life ain't for everyone.

365
00:13:50,994 --> 00:13:52,164
It's a shame, though.

366
00:13:52,297 --> 00:13:54,535
We were excited to give
you your sky name.

367
00:13:54,635 --> 00:13:56,271
Ah, dammit.

368
00:13:56,606 --> 00:13:57,742
Alright, screw it.
I'm in.

369
00:13:57,842 --> 00:14:00,446
We're glad to hear it, Nimbus.

370
00:14:00,814 --> 00:14:04,220
Wait, Nimbus?
Is that like my sky name?

371
00:14:04,756 --> 00:14:05,957
Yeah.

372
00:14:06,392 --> 00:14:07,862
Hmm.
Ah.

373
00:14:07,995 --> 00:14:10,032
That's disappointing, okay.

374
00:14:12,437 --> 00:14:13,439
Alright, Skyboys.

375
00:14:13,540 --> 00:14:16,813
We do this right and our
jetpacks are fully paid off.

376
00:14:16,913 --> 00:14:18,917
- So what's the job?
- Cows.

377
00:14:19,017 --> 00:14:21,354
Wait, we're stealing... cows?

378
00:14:21,455 --> 00:14:22,924
Not just any cows.

379
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:26,464
100% purebred Kobe beef cows.

380
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:27,834
200k a pop.

381
00:14:27,835 --> 00:14:29,871
Alright boys,
let's run through it.

382
00:14:29,872 --> 00:14:32,342
The shipment departs
Osaka at 1300 hours.

383
00:14:32,343 --> 00:14:34,147
Once we get
confirmation that the bird's

384
00:14:34,281 --> 00:14:37,052
in the air, we head down to
the ranch for the decoy cows.

385
00:14:37,053 --> 00:14:39,759
Do not forget to
attach your BVTs.

386
00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:42,631
Uh, sorry, what's a BVT?

387
00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,201
Bovine Voice Transformer.

388
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,070
Converts the American
Angus cows' moos

389
00:14:46,071 --> 00:14:48,342
into Japanese moos in
case anyone gets suspicious.

390
00:14:48,343 --> 00:14:49,978
Once your decoy
cows are strapped in.

391
00:14:49,979 --> 00:14:51,815
we get to the
intercept point.

392
00:14:51,816 --> 00:14:53,285
We've got enough
fuel to make the

393
00:14:53,286 --> 00:14:54,789
swap with one in-flight refuel.

394
00:14:54,922 --> 00:14:56,859
Falconfire, you're
on the hose,

395
00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:58,697
which is why he's
assigned to the calf.

396
00:14:58,830 --> 00:15:00,867
When Sunhawk
opens the cargo doors,

397
00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,538
we've got two minutes
to make the swap

398
00:15:02,638 --> 00:15:05,175
before the plane's load sensors
detect the weight change.

399
00:15:05,176 --> 00:15:07,080
Once the cow's
secure, use your cattle

400
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:09,686
cubes to lure it off the
cargo ramp into freefall.

401
00:15:09,786 --> 00:15:10,621
Any questions?

402
00:15:10,721 --> 00:15:13,225
Uh yeah. Uh... Not
trying to pull a thread

403
00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:15,797
here but uh... I don't
know, maybe we want

404
00:15:15,898 --> 00:15:17,367
to brainstorm some
other heist ideas?

405
00:15:17,467 --> 00:15:19,271
This one's feeling a little
elaborate, y'know.

406
00:15:19,371 --> 00:15:22,444
Been through them all?
This is by far the best plan.

407
00:15:22,545 --> 00:15:24,113
Trust the process, Nimbus.

408
00:15:24,214 --> 00:15:26,853
Uh. Yeah. So um...
Is it possible to,

409
00:15:26,953 --> 00:15:29,290
like you know, request
a new sky name?

410
00:15:29,291 --> 00:15:31,127
I don't know like, Eaglewings
or something?

411
00:15:31,128 --> 00:15:33,365
Is that taken?
- Eaglewings is taken, yes.

412
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,104
There's a woman in Collingswood
who is active on the boards.

413
00:15:36,105 --> 00:15:39,310
Alright, boys. Let's fly.

414
00:15:40,814 --> 00:15:45,289
♪ [dramatic]

415
00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,735
Let's go, boys.
Clock is ticking.

416
00:16:07,868 --> 00:16:09,270
That looks...
I think that's good.

417
00:16:09,271 --> 00:16:11,340
Yo-- Hey Thunderhead,
does this look right to you?

418
00:16:11,341 --> 00:16:13,579
Oi! Nani shiterunda?!
[Hey! What are you doing?!]

419
00:16:13,580 --> 00:16:14,614
Yamero!
[stop!]

420
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:16,051
Oof! Nimbus! Take him out.

421
00:16:16,151 --> 00:16:17,753
Hold on... Take 'em out!?
W-What?

422
00:16:17,754 --> 00:16:18,991
Damn noobs.

423
00:16:19,258 --> 00:16:22,162
Yo yo yo yo, dude! The hell,
man?! We can't be killing guys!

424
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:24,936
It's a jetpack, Nimbus.
A jetpack.

425
00:16:25,036 --> 00:16:26,873
Let's go go go. Now!

426
00:16:27,139 --> 00:16:29,110
D--Ohh!
Whoa whoa whoa, whoaaaa!

427
00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,785
What's this?

428
00:16:32,885 --> 00:16:35,122
Chutoro from Toyosu.

429
00:16:37,895 --> 00:16:38,863
That's pretty freakin' good.

430
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,700
- Thank you.
- Let me get some more of that.

431
00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:43,873
Ah... Uh sorry, we can only do
two nigiri per person.

432
00:16:43,874 --> 00:16:46,879
I want soup!
Not this nasty crap.

433
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,450
Aww those are Hokkaido scallops!

434
00:16:49,451 --> 00:16:53,458
Hey!
Come on, Susan. Be respectful.

435
00:16:53,459 --> 00:16:56,731
This guy is trying to do
something nice for us.

436
00:16:56,732 --> 00:17:00,975
Instead of complaining, maybe we
should say thank you.

437
00:17:01,108 --> 00:17:03,847
Arigat| gozaimasu.
Thank you.

438
00:17:03,947 --> 00:17:05,215
Please enjoy.

439
00:17:05,216 --> 00:17:07,186
I happen to think
sushi is a fine

440
00:17:07,187 --> 00:17:09,356
appetizer for a
bowl of pea soup.

441
00:17:09,357 --> 00:17:12,965
Well actually, there won't be
any pea soup today.

442
00:17:13,065 --> 00:17:15,803
See, Bobby?
No soup today.

443
00:17:15,804 --> 00:17:17,907
Just tiny, yucky sushis.

444
00:17:17,908 --> 00:17:20,212
Bobby?
Oh, God!

445
00:17:23,052 --> 00:17:25,790
- Yeah!
- We did it man!

446
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,594
Nice work, boys.

447
00:17:27,694 --> 00:17:29,130
What's up with you, Nimbus?

448
00:17:29,230 --> 00:17:31,502
- Huh?
- You don't seem very happy for

449
00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:33,438
someone who's
about to own a jetpack.

450
00:17:33,439 --> 00:17:35,009
No, no, I'm uh--
No, this is good.

451
00:17:35,109 --> 00:17:38,015
This is uh, this is good stuff.
Uh... yeah.

452
00:17:38,115 --> 00:17:39,719
- Hey there, Mark.
- Hank.

453
00:17:39,819 --> 00:17:40,987
How'd you get up here?

454
00:17:40,988 --> 00:17:42,657
Oh I was, uh...
flying around lookin'

455
00:17:42,658 --> 00:17:44,727
for you, and I uh, saw
some parachutes, so...

456
00:17:44,728 --> 00:17:45,696
- Who the hell is this guy?

457
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:47,568
Oh, he's my little brother.
He's cool.

458
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:49,972
Yo Hank, these are the uh,
these are the Skyboys.

459
00:17:50,072 --> 00:17:51,877
Wait. I thought we
were the Skyboys.

460
00:17:51,977 --> 00:17:53,379
No no, Hank. We're the Sky Bros.

461
00:17:53,513 --> 00:17:56,853
The Skyboys are more of like,
a jetpacks-only thing.

462
00:17:56,953 --> 00:17:59,390
Oh. Okay.
Are those cows?

463
00:17:59,391 --> 00:18:01,127
Oh, uh, yeah, yeah.
We're uh...

464
00:18:01,128 --> 00:18:03,265
we're actually saving
them, so...

465
00:18:03,365 --> 00:18:06,270
- Right, we're superhumane.
- Yeah, totally.

466
00:18:06,271 --> 00:18:08,241
Oh, that's awesome.
Proud of you, Mark!

467
00:18:08,242 --> 00:18:11,181
Yep. Yep, yep, yeah.
Doing good over here.

468
00:18:11,281 --> 00:18:14,486
Definitely... using the jetpack
for good, so...

469
00:18:14,487 --> 00:18:16,190
Alright well uh, I'm
gonna head back.

470
00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:18,028
Uh, battery's getting
low, so...

471
00:18:18,029 --> 00:18:20,133
Alright, bud.
I'll catch you later.

472
00:18:20,333 --> 00:18:21,836
Nice cover, Nimbus.

473
00:18:22,037 --> 00:18:23,239
Saving cows. Heh.

474
00:18:23,339 --> 00:18:25,709
Right. I can't believe he
bought that.

475
00:18:25,710 --> 00:18:27,480
Hahah.
Dronies, man.

476
00:18:27,681 --> 00:18:30,786
Not the brightest bunch.
- You can say that again.

477
00:18:30,787 --> 00:18:32,023
Hahaha.

478
00:18:32,123 --> 00:18:33,994
What the hell am I doing?

479
00:18:34,361 --> 00:18:37,133
Actually, guys.
Think I'm out.

480
00:18:37,233 --> 00:18:38,736
What do you mean, you're out?

481
00:18:38,737 --> 00:18:40,808
Listen, I get it.
Jetpacks are cool, but

482
00:18:40,908 --> 00:18:43,045
like, I mean,
c'mon, look at us.

483
00:18:43,145 --> 00:18:45,349
Pfff. What?
This is badass!

484
00:18:47,020 --> 00:18:49,323
I dunno, man, I mean,
Thunderhead

485
00:18:49,324 --> 00:18:51,562
almost smoked a guy back there.

486
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,566
If this is what you
gotta do to pay

487
00:18:53,567 --> 00:18:55,236
for a jetpack, then,
uh... I don't know

488
00:18:55,336 --> 00:18:56,907
maybe I shouldn't have one.

489
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,910
Aw ma-- grow up, will ya?

490
00:18:59,043 --> 00:19:00,446
It's gonna be
worth it when you're

491
00:19:00,547 --> 00:19:02,315
doing sky twirls
and barrel rolls.

492
00:19:02,316 --> 00:19:04,788
Eh, I'm good.
You guys have fun.

493
00:19:06,425 --> 00:19:08,963
[click]
- No. Let him go.

494
00:19:08,964 --> 00:19:10,933
This life ain't for everybody.

495
00:19:10,934 --> 00:19:12,737
- Enjoy the grass, Groundie!

496
00:19:12,738 --> 00:19:14,339
What are you gonna
do with your cow?

497
00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:16,411
I'm doing something
good with it.

498
00:19:16,512 --> 00:19:17,681
Idiot.

499
00:19:19,618 --> 00:19:23,057
What do you mean,
"no pea soup?"

500
00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:25,362
Ah so um, we don't have
that today,

501
00:19:25,363 --> 00:19:27,967
but would you like
some Uni Gunkan?

502
00:19:27,968 --> 00:19:31,041
Um, it's uh-- It's Sea Urchin.

503
00:19:31,174 --> 00:19:33,077
It's the ocean's richest,
creamiest treasure--

504
00:19:33,078 --> 00:19:35,248
I want my pea soup.

505
00:19:35,249 --> 00:19:37,620
Well-- you know, um,
uh-- we do have edamame

506
00:19:37,621 --> 00:19:40,259
in the back, and
that's sort of like peas.

507
00:19:40,359 --> 00:19:42,263
I don't want Eddy's mommy.

508
00:19:42,363 --> 00:19:44,266
I want "Split Pea Soup!"

509
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,572
Bobby, settle down, please.

510
00:19:52,851 --> 00:19:54,487
- Bobby!
- I'm a volunteer!

511
00:19:54,488 --> 00:19:55,891
- Bobby!
- Relax, man!

512
00:19:55,991 --> 00:19:59,264
Guy's trying to give us an
elevated culinary experience.

513
00:19:59,364 --> 00:20:01,568
Shut up, Jessup.
I want soup!

514
00:20:01,569 --> 00:20:03,539
Yoo what's up, everybody?

515
00:20:03,639 --> 00:20:07,079
Who's in the mood for some
Kobe beef burgers?!

516
00:20:07,213 --> 00:20:08,648
I like burgers.

517
00:20:08,649 --> 00:20:12,089
A little Wagyu beef, courtesy
of the Sky Bros.

518
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:14,393
- Mark?
- Oh, David?!

519
00:20:14,394 --> 00:20:15,796
Yo, holy crap, dude.

520
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,635
Whoa, David! You're serving
sushi at a soup kitchen!

521
00:20:18,636 --> 00:20:20,841
That's awesome!
- Yep. Sure am.

522
00:20:20,941 --> 00:20:23,746
And look at you, using the
jetpack for good.

523
00:20:23,747 --> 00:20:25,015
Sure am, buddy.

524
00:20:25,115 --> 00:20:26,552
But uh, actually
heading over to

525
00:20:26,652 --> 00:20:28,288
Plug World right
now to return it.

526
00:20:28,388 --> 00:20:31,194
Heheh. Well I think that's the
responsible decision.

527
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:32,898
You wanna ride back on the pack?

528
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:34,267
Yes I do.
Yes, please.

529
00:20:34,367 --> 00:20:36,539
Alright, David.
Hold on tight!

530
00:20:38,241 --> 00:20:39,577
Um. Excuse me?

531
00:20:39,578 --> 00:20:42,483
What am I supposed
to do with this cow?

532
00:20:46,425 --> 00:20:48,262
Well, boys. We did it.

533
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:50,666
Hey. Let's pour one
out for Jet Stream.

534
00:20:50,667 --> 00:20:52,704
I told him not to
haggle with the buyers.

535
00:20:52,805 --> 00:20:54,640
Those aren't guys
you wanna mess with.

536
00:20:54,641 --> 00:20:58,014
He's flying up above us,
without a jetpack.

537
00:21:00,219 --> 00:21:01,688
Hey, anyone wanna
play Sky Scrabble?

538
00:21:01,689 --> 00:21:03,527
I think we lost
most of the tiles.

539
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:06,365
- Dammit.
- Alright, uh...

540
00:21:06,533 --> 00:21:09,737
Uh... maybe we can drop
big rocks into the ocean?

541
00:21:09,738 --> 00:21:11,742
Again?
I guess.

542
00:21:13,278 --> 00:21:16,417
Whoa. Looks like there's a
new bird in the sky.

543
00:21:16,418 --> 00:21:18,154
You guys got room for another?

544
00:21:18,155 --> 00:21:19,456
Hell yeah, sis.

545
00:21:19,457 --> 00:21:21,929
Hey, you just renting
or you own that pack?

546
00:21:22,029 --> 00:21:23,198
It's mine.

547
00:21:23,298 --> 00:21:25,035
Had a bit of a windfall.

548
00:21:25,036 --> 00:21:28,207
Someone left me a $200,000 cow.

549
00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:29,912
Well, I'll be damned.