1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:10,927 ‎NETFLIX 原创剧集 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:15,056 --> 00:00:16,933 ‎老板正在忙 5 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:26,025 ‎圣诞节 6 00:00:26,109 --> 00:00:27,318 ‎圣诞节 7 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,112 ‎圣诞节 8 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:31,322 ‎姑娘们 时间到了 9 00:00:31,406 --> 00:00:32,449 ‎爸爸 不 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:37,454 ‎我要一直给圣诞熊猫吃东西 ‎不然它就会饿死的 11 00:00:37,537 --> 00:00:41,541 ‎它的死是你的错 ‎但愿睡觉比它更重要 12 00:00:41,624 --> 00:00:43,376 ‎谁说要睡觉了? 13 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:47,547 ‎该开始天普顿家 ‎圣诞传统的终极环节了 14 00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:51,259 ‎爸爸来讲一个节日主题的故事 ‎一直讲到你睡着 15 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:54,095 ‎必须讲吗?我正忙着呢 16 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,890 ‎圣诞节 嘿 17 00:00:57,432 --> 00:01:01,478 ‎因为某件事是传统 就非得做吗? 18 00:01:02,270 --> 00:01:05,273 ‎我认识一个人 跟你想的一样 19 00:01:05,356 --> 00:01:07,901 ‎是谁?我认识他们吗? ‎他们有胡子吗? 20 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:10,028 ‎还是一个让他们唱歌的咒语? 21 00:01:10,111 --> 00:01:12,363 ‎他就是你的泰德叔叔 22 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:13,990 ‎很久以前… 23 00:01:14,574 --> 00:01:16,201 ‎非常狡猾的故事引入 24 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:19,954 ‎他小的时候很讨厌圣诞节传统 25 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:23,792 ‎虽然那是最棒的传统 26 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:26,294 ‎圣诞节的前五天 我们玩… 27 00:01:26,377 --> 00:01:28,880 ‎吓唬小精灵 28 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,508 ‎-今年该你们的爸爸当小精灵了 ‎-好的 29 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:34,803 ‎但是我和我的精灵搭档可是很难… 30 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:35,970 ‎圣诞快乐 31 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:44,646 ‎圣诞节的前四天 ‎我们要给爷爷奶奶做卡片 32 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,147 ‎一棵圣诞树 33 00:01:47,232 --> 00:01:48,191 ‎一只驯鹿 34 00:01:50,401 --> 00:01:52,695 ‎宝宝画了圣诞老人的雪橇 35 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:54,656 ‎圣诞节的前三天 36 00:01:54,739 --> 00:01:58,576 ‎我们会唱最深情的低音和钟琴版的 37 00:01:58,660 --> 00:02:01,121 ‎“圣诞前夜” 38 00:02:01,204 --> 00:02:04,707 ‎圣诞节前夜 家里好安静 39 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:09,129 ‎就连小老鼠 都不出声音 40 00:02:11,005 --> 00:02:13,633 ‎在泰德叔叔的第一个圣诞节的前两天 41 00:02:13,716 --> 00:02:15,718 ‎魔法开始显现了 42 00:02:15,802 --> 00:02:17,303 ‎配合一下吧 宝贝 43 00:02:18,179 --> 00:02:20,723 ‎好了 我们帅气的小精灵 44 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,600 ‎我去拿相机 45 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:28,356 ‎我以为圣诞节是一天 而不是一个月 46 00:02:28,439 --> 00:02:31,151 ‎天普顿家的传统不能集中在一天 47 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:34,028 ‎就好像想用一只手抓着八只蚂蚁 ‎蚂蚁太多了 48 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:37,699 ‎你三天前就演唱过“圣诞前夜”了 49 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:41,077 ‎在真正的圣诞节前夜演唱它会倒霉的 50 00:02:43,371 --> 00:02:45,540 ‎你在我的口袋里放了姜饼人? 51 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:47,500 ‎因为这能带来好运 52 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:49,627 ‎可是我还在这里 53 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:51,337 ‎戴着这个 54 00:02:51,963 --> 00:02:53,047 ‎你的呢? 55 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:56,926 ‎你不参与今天的 ‎“打扮成宫廷小丑”的传统吗? 56 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,304 ‎那不是今天的传统 我们… 57 00:02:59,888 --> 00:03:03,600 ‎谁准备好跟圣诞老人合影了? 58 00:03:08,771 --> 00:03:11,733 ‎我会全程陪着你的 59 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,944 ‎我们坐到他腿上 告诉他我们的愿望 60 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:19,365 ‎这是最简单也是最好的传统 ‎你不用害怕 61 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,200 ‎丹尼? 62 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,828 ‎蒂姆 快来看 63 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:24,871 ‎一个雪球? 64 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,415 ‎我要把它扔到圣诞老人的脸上 65 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:30,001 ‎什么?你会被列到淘气名单上的 66 00:03:30,084 --> 00:03:32,462 ‎我总是在淘气名单上 67 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:36,174 ‎我不会让老克林格尔得到 ‎压制我的动物本能的权力 68 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:38,426 ‎可是只有乖孩子才会得到礼物 69 00:03:38,509 --> 00:03:39,844 ‎只有他们吗? 70 00:03:39,928 --> 00:03:42,931 ‎淘气的孩子会得到最棒的礼物 煤炭 71 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:45,516 ‎多功能黑石头 72 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,603 ‎加热 装饰 以及其他的用途 是双赢 73 00:03:48,686 --> 00:03:52,523 ‎想让我把它分成两个吗? ‎我们会吓圣诞老人一大跳 74 00:03:52,607 --> 00:03:55,360 ‎不 ‎我很努力地想要留在乖孩子名单上 75 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:58,238 ‎你觉得他们投进 ‎按摩椅的硬币是谁给的? 76 00:04:02,575 --> 00:04:03,534 ‎随便你吧 77 00:04:05,870 --> 00:04:07,997 ‎我们该起来了吧 78 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:11,125 ‎我一直在努力 79 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:14,879 ‎快过来吧 80 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,386 ‎提摩西天普顿 名字里有四个T 81 00:04:21,469 --> 00:04:24,430 ‎他是西奥多 相同的姓氏 少一个T 82 00:04:24,973 --> 00:04:25,807 ‎小老板 83 00:04:26,557 --> 00:04:27,392 ‎罗恩 84 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:29,727 ‎这是怎么回事? 85 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,814 ‎我们很久以前是同事 86 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,565 ‎等等 圣诞老人是… 87 00:04:34,649 --> 00:04:35,900 ‎前任宝贝企业 88 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:39,153 ‎像猫一样不忠诚 贩卖情报 89 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:40,905 ‎哦 小老板 90 00:04:40,989 --> 00:04:43,866 ‎我只不过想分享快乐和幸福 91 00:04:44,409 --> 00:04:48,997 ‎我听说你辞职了 罗恩 ‎爸爸妈妈什么时候来拍照? 92 00:04:49,080 --> 00:04:53,543 ‎-亲爱的 拍照片 ‎-我在努力 我只是太放松了 93 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,337 ‎我离开宝贝企业是因为我有个想法 94 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:59,632 ‎让这个世界 ‎因为圣诞节的欢乐变得更快乐 95 00:04:59,716 --> 00:05:00,842 ‎你觉得不好吗? 96 00:05:00,925 --> 00:05:02,135 ‎我觉得你做得很好 97 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:04,137 ‎别和这个嬉皮士站在一边 98 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:07,098 ‎他背叛了宝贝企业的宗旨 99 00:05:07,181 --> 00:05:10,310 ‎为了这个白送礼物的项目 ‎他把公司一半的人挖走 100 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:13,688 ‎他还压榨童工来制造玩具 101 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,690 ‎是精灵 是精灵们在造玩具 102 00:05:15,773 --> 00:05:18,109 ‎得了 那就是市场宣传 103 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:21,446 ‎哇 他们是宝贝? 104 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:23,781 ‎-好了 茄子 ‎-茄子 105 00:05:23,865 --> 00:05:25,450 ‎冲着你的爸爸妈妈微笑 106 00:05:25,533 --> 00:05:28,870 ‎我永远不会和这个傻瓜一起微笑的… 107 00:05:29,579 --> 00:05:30,830 ‎笑了吧 108 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:35,460 ‎我是乖孩子名单上的 对吧? 109 00:05:36,210 --> 00:05:37,170 ‎排名靠前 110 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:40,965 ‎好的 圣诞节礼物我想要 ‎橄榄球麦克加拿大橄榄球版 111 00:05:41,049 --> 00:05:42,967 ‎带更衣室按摩浴缸 112 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:46,220 ‎你用正式信件写的请求? 113 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:48,097 ‎现在他喜欢书面信件了 114 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,265 ‎你知道的 115 00:05:49,348 --> 00:05:53,061 ‎把它给我的精灵们 祝你圣诞节快乐 116 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:55,271 ‎多谢 圣诞老人 你也是 拜拜 117 00:06:00,068 --> 00:06:02,111 ‎我看到你了 丹尼佩卓斯基 118 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:04,447 ‎永远是淘气名单上的常客 119 00:06:06,365 --> 00:06:08,993 ‎看见了吗? ‎那不是很有趣吗 小家伙? 120 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:13,289 ‎看哪 好漂亮呀 121 00:06:15,249 --> 00:06:17,627 ‎把我放下来 我有事要处理 122 00:06:17,710 --> 00:06:20,421 ‎你不会害我上淘气名单吧? 123 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,632 ‎我又不是怪兽 天普顿 124 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:25,593 ‎圣诞老人才是 125 00:06:26,844 --> 00:06:29,680 ‎罗恩 你不是喜欢邮件吗? 126 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,893 ‎给你一份特殊快递 127 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:07,301 ‎在平安夜工作时打瞌睡可不像你 ‎铛戈 128 00:07:07,385 --> 00:07:09,428 ‎今天是平安夜?我在哪…? 129 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:14,016 ‎你还欠我三百冬青果 铛戈 快干活 130 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:16,436 ‎你为什么叫我…?这是哪…? 131 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:17,353 ‎哦 不 132 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,564 ‎别装傻了 铛戈 133 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:22,150 ‎我要在节礼日前拿到我的钱 懂吗? 134 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:23,734 ‎明白 我不是铛戈 135 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:24,652 ‎铛戈 136 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:27,822 ‎见到你我太高兴了 137 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:29,157 ‎不是铛戈 138 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:32,076 ‎你的声音怎么了 铛戈?你病了吗? 139 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,079 ‎我不是铛戈 140 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,664 ‎所有人快过来 141 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:37,707 ‎铛戈病了 142 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,419 ‎铛戈 143 00:07:41,502 --> 00:07:43,504 ‎你能看见吗?看着我 144 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,089 ‎我不是铛戈 145 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:47,967 ‎今天是平安夜 146 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:52,013 ‎-你会喜欢的 ‎-圣诞老人 铛戈很抱歉睡… 147 00:07:57,310 --> 00:08:01,522 ‎-你对我的弟弟做了什么? ‎-你对圣诞老人做了什么? 148 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:03,149 ‎哦 不 你是…? 149 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,861 ‎铛戈的名字叫叮当铛戈 150 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:08,946 ‎我知道 可是你是精灵吗? 151 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,449 ‎北极的超级礼物制造者 152 00:08:11,532 --> 00:08:14,327 ‎铛戈做的礼物会让所有人惊掉下巴 153 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:17,246 ‎治疗下巴的医生赚的钱都能买豪宅了 154 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:20,041 ‎你用婴儿床做了一只摇晃木马? 155 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:21,667 ‎是不是很完美? 156 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:22,752 ‎那就是了 157 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:26,297 ‎等等 如果你在这儿 那我的弟弟… 158 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:31,260 ‎当然是在北极了 ‎铛戈看上去像是德州来的吗? 159 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,804 ‎想象一下铛戈带着牛仔帽 160 00:08:34,430 --> 00:08:35,431 ‎很帅的 161 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,974 ‎他和圣诞老人在一起? 162 00:08:38,017 --> 00:08:39,852 ‎我们要马上接他回来 163 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:43,689 ‎这是他的第一个圣诞节 ‎我们还有很多传统节目要做呢 164 00:08:43,773 --> 00:08:45,775 ‎铛戈要马上回去 165 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,694 ‎否则这个世界就会收到不合格的礼物 166 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,863 ‎孩子们会伤心的 167 00:08:50,947 --> 00:08:53,783 ‎我的弟弟在宝贝企业工作 ‎所以我们… 168 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:57,495 ‎宝贝企业 不能制造玩具来拯救他们 169 00:08:57,578 --> 00:08:59,622 ‎这种情况经常发生吗? 170 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:02,667 ‎铛戈有很多故事可以分享 171 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,293 ‎好吧 以后再说吧 172 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:07,463 ‎宝贝企业是解决这个问题的唯一希望 173 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:09,840 ‎金宝 史黛西 我们有麻烦了 174 00:09:09,924 --> 00:09:12,468 ‎汤 想 消 红 175 00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:13,386 ‎汤想消红 176 00:09:14,804 --> 00:09:17,807 ‎“汤米想要消防车 红色” 177 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:20,142 ‎汤想消红 178 00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,477 ‎现在不行 铛戈 179 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:23,896 ‎我不是铛戈 罗恩 180 00:09:23,980 --> 00:09:27,066 ‎小老板?你在这儿干什么? 181 00:09:27,149 --> 00:09:31,028 ‎问题是我要怎么离开这里? 182 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:34,699 ‎我想帮你 可是我在记住这些信件 183 00:09:34,782 --> 00:09:40,079 ‎如果记不住他们的要求 ‎我就要花几个星期送礼物 184 00:09:40,162 --> 00:09:42,373 ‎说到“叮叮当” 185 00:09:42,456 --> 00:09:47,795 ‎“朱迪想要薰衣草耳罩”叮叮当 186 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:51,465 ‎你真是效率的羞耻 买一台电脑吧 187 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,510 ‎我和精灵们就像家族生意 188 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:56,804 ‎他们制造礼物 我负责这个 189 00:09:56,887 --> 00:09:59,265 ‎这是我们的家族传统 190 00:09:59,348 --> 00:10:02,602 ‎长久以来大家都很满意 191 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:06,355 ‎你的家族真不错 ‎让我回自己的家 大胡子 192 00:10:07,231 --> 00:10:11,068 ‎我很忙 ‎今晚我送礼物的时候把你捎回家 193 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,112 ‎那我现在干什么? 194 00:10:13,696 --> 00:10:15,114 ‎帮忙制造几个玩具 195 00:10:15,197 --> 00:10:18,117 ‎也可以学学圣诞节精神 196 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:25,666 ‎-拯救我弟弟的事有消息了吗? ‎-对不起 遇到点阻碍 197 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,794 ‎典型的宝贝企业的无能表现 198 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,299 ‎典型的铛戈优秀表现 199 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:36,177 ‎那是我在奖杯造型大赛中获的奖 200 00:10:36,260 --> 00:10:39,555 ‎别再用东西制造东西了 ‎阻碍是什么? 201 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:43,309 ‎北极的丘比技术出故障了 ‎笨蛋圣诞老人 202 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,853 ‎小心你说的话 宝贝企业的小坏蛋 203 00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:52,818 ‎距离我弟弟的第一个圣诞节 ‎还有不到24个小时 204 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:56,447 ‎如果不能成功 我们得另外想办法 205 00:10:57,031 --> 00:10:59,116 ‎爸爸妈妈会很担心的 206 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:02,620 ‎别担心 铛戈会处理好的 207 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:07,041 ‎这个是多萝西婶婶送的 ‎“来自多萝西婶婶的圣诞祝福” 208 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:09,210 ‎哦 真贴心 209 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:10,336 ‎那是手榴弹吗? 210 00:11:10,419 --> 00:11:13,839 ‎别傻了 铛戈不会把家长炸飞的 211 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,300 ‎铛戈喜欢用毒气 212 00:11:16,384 --> 00:11:17,218 ‎什么? 213 00:11:18,552 --> 00:11:20,012 ‎你闻到了吗? 214 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:25,142 ‎铛戈开了一个淘气的玩笑 215 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:29,939 ‎这是给熬夜想见圣诞老人的孩子们 ‎准备的睡眠灰尘 216 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,190 ‎你怎么回事? 217 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:34,318 ‎生活需要一点乐趣 218 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:38,656 ‎应该够我们来回一趟北极了 219 00:11:38,739 --> 00:11:40,157 ‎可是他们睡着以后 220 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:44,453 ‎我就得为我们的 ‎传统水果蛋糕曲棍球买材料了 221 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:48,040 ‎我们会戴上用零食做成的夏威夷花环 ‎很好玩 222 00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,709 ‎重点是 我们得速战速决 223 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:54,588 ‎不用急 ‎圣诞老人有直通所有商场的快速通道 224 00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:56,966 ‎每天营业结束以后就会出现 225 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:59,844 ‎但是圣诞节前一天只到早上9点 226 00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:01,262 ‎我们还有20分钟 227 00:12:01,345 --> 00:12:03,347 ‎你为什么不早点告诉我们? 228 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:09,061 ‎铛戈说生活需乐趣的时候 ‎你没认真听吗? 229 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:23,284 ‎这里就是圣诞节的来源? 230 00:12:23,367 --> 00:12:24,201 ‎没错 231 00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:27,913 ‎清铃珍莉在那里设计包装纸 232 00:12:27,997 --> 00:12:30,249 ‎踢皮塔皮疏落皮测试彩带 233 00:12:30,332 --> 00:12:32,501 ‎好了 这个不错 234 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:36,088 ‎拉拉杜达和滴滴里嘟创作圣诞节颂歌 235 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:39,425 ‎你弹的是什么垃圾? 236 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:43,012 ‎你这种人欣赏不了 237 00:12:43,095 --> 00:12:48,142 ‎当然了 还有我顶替铛戈制作玩具 238 00:12:48,225 --> 00:12:50,436 ‎我欣赏你的手艺 239 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:51,479 ‎多谢 240 00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:55,441 ‎可是我注意到你们的系统效率很低 241 00:12:55,524 --> 00:12:56,358 ‎什么? 242 00:12:56,442 --> 00:13:01,238 ‎我注意到你们的姜饼 ‎用的都是一只鹅下的蛋 243 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:06,535 ‎它不是普通的鹅 是姜饼鹅 244 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:09,371 ‎好吧 我能再追加一个问题吗? 245 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,209 ‎为什么那些小精灵 ‎在那只蛋上摩擦了两个小时? 246 00:13:13,292 --> 00:13:16,754 ‎为了制造全世界最棒的姜饼 247 00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,214 ‎深表怀疑 248 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,131 ‎试试这个 249 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:24,386 ‎真好吃呀 秘诀是什么? 250 00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:29,141 ‎它是用超市买的鸡蛋做的 ‎昨天就在我的口袋里了 251 00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:32,520 ‎真好吃 252 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:34,772 ‎你们明白了吗? 253 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:37,900 ‎我们得把姜饼在你的口袋里放两天 254 00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:40,361 ‎不 我说的是效率 255 00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:44,615 ‎姜饼不难做 把鸡蛋打进面糊里 256 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:49,161 ‎为什么给这只鹅一份工作呢? 257 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,164 ‎这里还有什么需要提高? 258 00:13:59,755 --> 00:14:03,759 ‎你们在盯着油漆变干? ‎我还以为你们在赶时间呢 259 00:14:03,842 --> 00:14:08,514 ‎-我们以包装纸为骄傲 ‎-只是为了被撕开? 260 00:14:08,597 --> 00:14:09,974 ‎你们在浪费时间 261 00:14:10,057 --> 00:14:13,018 ‎可是我们一直都是这样做的 262 00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,103 ‎以后不是了 263 00:14:16,647 --> 00:14:19,733 ‎砰 效率 再来一个任务 264 00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,987 ‎圣诞颂歌创作者? 265 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,446 ‎理应是 266 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:28,409 ‎可是滴滴里嘟又把牛奶和饼干弄洒了 267 00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,744 ‎请原谅我 妈妈 268 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,997 ‎你有过工作的状态吗? 269 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,665 ‎什么时候开工我说了算 270 00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,501 ‎如果我能提个建议… 271 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:40,254 ‎不要扰乱我们的创作程序 272 00:14:40,337 --> 00:14:42,631 ‎你毫无天赋 273 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,176 ‎他们很好 你还有什么本事? 274 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:51,223 ‎不好笑 扔了吧 275 00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:54,727 ‎给我解释一下 276 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:58,022 ‎大家都知道 ‎不能让我笑的彩带不是好彩带 277 00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,648 ‎我不能苟同 278 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:00,900 ‎事实就是这样 279 00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:01,859 ‎不是的 280 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,111 ‎就是 281 00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:11,994 ‎他是个天才 282 00:15:12,077 --> 00:15:15,456 ‎我们以前做的一切都是错的吗? 283 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:17,458 ‎差不多吧 284 00:15:17,541 --> 00:15:18,959 ‎请跟我来 285 00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:23,255 ‎边走边谈? ‎你们开始意识到效率的意义了 286 00:15:23,339 --> 00:15:24,340 ‎你说呢? 287 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:28,093 ‎你才来了一个小时 ‎我们的效率就提高了百分之二十 288 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:31,889 ‎圣诞老人出发之前 ‎我们也许还能休息一下 289 00:15:31,972 --> 00:15:35,643 ‎为什么休息? ‎想象一下这段时间能干多少事 290 00:15:35,726 --> 00:15:38,771 ‎计算机对淘气包和乖宝宝进行分类 291 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,982 ‎工业烤箱批量制作姜饼 292 00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:44,777 ‎休息室里都是好吃的泡泡糖 293 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:47,738 ‎当然了 还有红木工匠灯 294 00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:50,324 ‎能够吓退雪兽 295 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,368 ‎红木灯能吓退雪兽? 296 00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,410 ‎红木可以 297 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:56,580 ‎奇怪 我不过是想提高一下档次 298 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:59,458 ‎我们应该铺上红木地板 299 00:15:59,541 --> 00:16:02,419 ‎红木?不 为什么? 300 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:10,052 ‎如果没有人被雪兽吃掉 ‎那一定能增加圣诞节的气氛 301 00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:13,597 ‎这些改造是高回报的投资 302 00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:15,099 ‎你手头有多少现金? 303 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:17,935 ‎五十万亿冬青果 304 00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:19,770 ‎-换成美元呢? ‎-七块钱 305 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,939 ‎好吧 我们得提高收入 306 00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:24,316 ‎要想上乖孩子名单 需要多少钱? 307 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:27,236 ‎只需要尽力做到最好… 308 00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:31,907 ‎你们这帮傻瓜 简直把钱都喂驯鹿了 309 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,284 ‎可是一直都是免费的呀 310 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:38,122 ‎你们的老板 ‎一直都穿着红衣服闯入别人家 311 00:16:38,205 --> 00:16:40,416 ‎传统是件愚蠢的事 312 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:44,253 ‎你们没有发挥生意的最大潜力 313 00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:45,754 ‎这太让我难受了 314 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,464 ‎好消息是? 315 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,008 ‎你们有我 316 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,218 ‎通道 317 00:16:51,301 --> 00:16:53,303 ‎什么?对 快 出发 318 00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,807 ‎未完成的玩具 铛戈来了 319 00:16:58,308 --> 00:17:00,060 ‎不 320 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,937 ‎你非得在零食车停下吗? 321 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,647 ‎我现在有两项任务在身 322 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:08,318 ‎我要营救我的弟弟 ‎还要挽救我们家的传统 323 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:12,698 ‎别这么夸张了 ‎肯定有简单的解决方法 324 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,868 ‎四张去北极的机票 325 00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:18,912 ‎很好 谁有11000块? 326 00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:20,873 ‎我有七百冬青果 327 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,708 ‎我要买一顶冬天的帽子 328 00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,587 ‎我只有一万零五百 329 00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,963 ‎就差一点 330 00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:33,135 ‎看 极速快递 331 00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:37,723 ‎“圣诞老人的信件和包裹 ‎在午夜之前送达北极”? 332 00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:41,018 ‎我们跟着下一趟快递车去机场 333 00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:44,063 ‎装成送餐人员混上飞机 334 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,356 ‎如果有乘务员问“是低脂餐吗?” 335 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,275 ‎我会说“不 是高拳头餐” 336 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,527 ‎先给两拳 再来一个回旋踢 337 00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:53,822 ‎撂倒两个 因为我的腿上功夫了得 338 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,534 ‎但是要先打败六个副驾驶 ‎我们才能控制驾驶舱 339 00:17:57,618 --> 00:18:00,162 ‎每一个都是武艺高强 340 00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:02,539 ‎我的计划更好 341 00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:04,958 ‎小心你的肘关节 金宝 342 00:18:05,042 --> 00:18:07,461 ‎铛戈 别把我的零食都吃了 343 00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,922 ‎铛戈什么也没吃 344 00:18:10,005 --> 00:18:12,508 ‎我听说小克罗伊在淘气名单上… 345 00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,927 ‎你想花多少钱让乔希上乖孩子名单? 346 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:17,805 ‎给史古特50块的乖孩子套餐… 347 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:20,849 ‎有了盈利 一切不是更美好了吗? 348 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,768 ‎我感觉很恶心 349 00:18:22,851 --> 00:18:25,896 ‎就像一颗糖黏在了地板上 350 00:18:25,979 --> 00:18:30,067 ‎记住 ‎你在为效率更高的玩具制造集资 351 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:32,486 ‎你会得到更多的回报 352 00:18:32,569 --> 00:18:35,280 ‎我们会得到更多的圣诞欢乐? 353 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:38,951 ‎-你的报酬是用圣诞欢乐来支付的? ‎-我倒是希望 354 00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,702 ‎我们获得了闪闪微笑 355 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:43,622 ‎可以交换圣诞欢乐 356 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,707 ‎必须在圣诞老人店进行交换 357 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,794 ‎只在周四营业半个小时 358 00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:52,923 ‎除非你派企鹅信使送微笑 ‎那要花上几个月 359 00:18:53,006 --> 00:18:56,343 ‎圣诞老人对你们施了什么咒? 360 00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:59,304 ‎我们喜欢圣诞老人 ‎我们就像家族生意 361 00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:03,100 ‎是吗?我知道 ‎猛冲、舞者、欢欣和妇女四只驯鹿 362 00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:07,062 ‎一年中的364天 驯鹿只会吃草和拉屎 363 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:10,983 ‎活儿都是你们精灵干的 ‎我却不知道你们的名字 364 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,734 ‎除了你 多比波比 365 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,571 ‎-波比多比 ‎-把过去的传统都忘了吧 366 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,448 ‎你们现在应该得到什么? 367 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:21,702 ‎我需要一点认可 368 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:22,619 ‎对 369 00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,622 ‎-没错 ‎-我们应该跟圣诞老人谈谈 370 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,208 ‎今年最后一次快递 371 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:32,296 ‎放在那儿 放在那一大堆信的旁边 372 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:33,672 ‎圣诞快… 373 00:19:34,298 --> 00:19:35,215 ‎我们到了 374 00:19:35,299 --> 00:19:36,967 ‎很好 铛戈饿了 375 00:19:37,050 --> 00:19:39,887 ‎虽然铛戈没有吃零食 376 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:45,017 ‎你们不是给圣诞老人的信 我很失望 377 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,145 ‎但是我喜欢失望的感觉 ‎所以喜忧参半吧 378 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:50,981 ‎换掉你的葬礼服吧 悲伤的吸血鬼 379 00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:52,858 ‎铛戈在此 380 00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,194 ‎这里是北极吗? 381 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,197 ‎“北极” 太好了 我们到了 382 00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,116 ‎上面写的是“诺斯波”你少写了R 383 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:06,038 ‎至少我没有倒着写 ‎否则我们现在就到“极北”了 384 00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,081 ‎这里是诺斯波? 385 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,792 ‎我是诺斯波 这是我的名字 386 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:16,506 ‎我改了名字 这样所有要给圣诞老人 ‎却写错地址的信都会寄给我 387 00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:17,674 ‎太激动了 388 00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:21,345 ‎为这种事激动有点奇怪吧 389 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:24,223 ‎为什么?这些希望和梦想 390 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:27,226 ‎可以卖给收藏家赚大钱 391 00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:31,521 ‎我们需要去北极 要快点去 可能吗? 392 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,024 ‎30分钟的包机飞行 393 00:20:34,107 --> 00:20:36,777 ‎我能办到 我什么都能办到 394 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:37,945 ‎我可是诺斯波 395 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:39,988 ‎-太好了 ‎-但是不行 396 00:20:40,072 --> 00:20:43,283 ‎我不想 别碰我的东西 397 00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,244 ‎铛戈什么也没碰 398 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:50,499 ‎和政治家们嚼过的口香糖 ‎以及活动房屋制造商的设计蓝图一起 399 00:20:50,582 --> 00:20:53,377 ‎这些信在东京能卖个好价钱… 400 00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,255 ‎那些写信的孩子们会怎么样? 401 00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:59,675 ‎他们得不到想要的圣诞礼物 402 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,426 ‎什么?那太惨了 403 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:05,347 ‎不 我觉得你没理解 我得到钱 404 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,557 ‎靠圣诞节赚钱? 405 00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:08,558 ‎这样太疯狂了 406 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:18,860 ‎谢谢你 孩子 407 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:22,364 ‎你的怒吼启发了我改变… 408 00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:24,992 ‎这是圣诞节的奇迹 409 00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,243 ‎…我的商业模式 410 00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:29,288 ‎当圣诞老人没有送礼物 孩子们哭泣 411 00:21:29,371 --> 00:21:32,541 ‎家长会不惜一切为孩子买礼物 412 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:35,585 ‎甚至从我这里高价买礼物 413 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:38,005 ‎你不能用我的主意干坏事 414 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:41,758 ‎你在十秒内 ‎把我的信变成了胡桃夹子? 415 00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:44,094 ‎-没有 ‎-不 他 416 00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:45,887 ‎五秒钟 417 00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:49,182 ‎懒惰的玩具制造者才需要十秒钟 418 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,518 ‎我喜欢他的风格 419 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:53,228 ‎我想好了一个交易 420 00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:55,397 ‎我来开飞机 421 00:21:55,480 --> 00:22:00,068 ‎但是铛戈留下做一万个玩具卖钱 422 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,112 ‎不 我门不会丢下铛戈 423 00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:04,364 ‎用你这张戴上眼镜会更帅的脸 424 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,283 ‎去救你的弟弟吧 425 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:07,784 ‎铛戈很快会跟上的 426 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,619 ‎-你确定吗? ‎-圣诞快乐 427 00:22:09,703 --> 00:22:13,707 ‎你按这个按钮 铛戈就会来救你 428 00:22:13,790 --> 00:22:17,753 ‎主要是玩具制造中遇到的麻烦 ‎那是按钮的主要用途 429 00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:20,797 ‎-谢谢你 铛戈 ‎-好了 抱过了 430 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,341 ‎我要去北极了 431 00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,761 ‎怎么应对身处真正的北极时 ‎的激动心情? 432 00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:26,970 ‎不用应对 433 00:22:32,225 --> 00:22:34,603 ‎看上去就像宝贝企业 434 00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,813 ‎但是更有圣诞节气氛 435 00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:38,440 ‎我们重温一下计划 436 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:39,816 ‎我和提姆去找老板 437 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:44,279 ‎我去找找他们用什么 ‎干扰了小皮传输技术 然后摧毁它 438 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:45,405 ‎记住了 提姆? 439 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:49,034 ‎我在北极 440 00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,577 ‎你能不能正常点? 441 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,578 ‎不 442 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:54,998 ‎我真的来到圣诞老人的家了 我要… 443 00:22:56,249 --> 00:22:57,793 ‎有人吗? 444 00:22:57,876 --> 00:22:59,169 ‎有人在家吗? 445 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:01,004 ‎有人在做玩具吗? 446 00:23:01,088 --> 00:23:02,214 ‎有圣诞老人吗? 447 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,050 ‎是姜饼 448 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:08,512 ‎金宝 不要吃玩具工厂… 449 00:23:08,595 --> 00:23:11,723 ‎真好吃 给我也分一点 450 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:15,435 ‎别嚼了 ‎我听到真正的北极圣诞欢呼了 451 00:23:15,519 --> 00:23:18,522 ‎然后圣诞老人说 ‎“多谢 踢皮塔皮疏拉比” 452 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:22,400 ‎但是我不是踢皮塔皮疏拉比 ‎我是踢皮塔皮疏落皮 453 00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,280 ‎我太伤心了 454 00:23:27,364 --> 00:23:31,451 ‎关于圣诞老人的管理不当 ‎谁还有投诉? 455 00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,121 ‎老板在那儿 嗨 456 00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:38,083 ‎我们应该设意见箱 可是没有 457 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:40,377 ‎所以是不是应该设一个? 458 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:42,129 ‎你做了什么? 459 00:23:42,212 --> 00:23:43,672 ‎我也很高兴见到你 460 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:47,717 ‎那些有趣的玩具制造场面呢? ‎这里可是圣诞老人的工厂 461 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:52,055 ‎真的吗?圣诞老人打卡上班吗? ‎他雕刻小木马吗? 462 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,891 ‎圣诞老人亲手安装 ‎惊喜盒子的弹簧吗? 463 00:23:54,975 --> 00:23:56,518 ‎你在破坏圣诞节 464 00:23:56,601 --> 00:23:58,812 ‎已经是一团糟了 我在处理烂摊子 465 00:23:58,895 --> 00:24:02,649 ‎圣诞节很完美 ‎大家都喜欢圣诞老人和小精灵 466 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:05,193 ‎对不起 打扰了 467 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,573 ‎我们在想圣诞老人的外号 ‎可是想不起来了 468 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:10,740 ‎你能帮我们吗? 469 00:24:10,824 --> 00:24:15,245 ‎圣诞老人 圣尼克 ‎克里斯克林格尔 圣诞老公公… 470 00:24:15,328 --> 00:24:16,246 ‎很好 471 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:18,623 ‎-说一个精灵的名字 ‎-什么? 472 00:24:18,707 --> 00:24:22,085 ‎你说过大家都喜欢圣诞老人和小精灵 473 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:25,255 ‎你知道圣诞老人的所有外号 474 00:24:25,338 --> 00:24:28,091 ‎你肯定也知道我们的名字 475 00:24:31,094 --> 00:24:32,053 ‎布里森? 476 00:24:32,137 --> 00:24:34,306 ‎布里森? 477 00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:37,934 ‎他把我们和那些 ‎长着角的臭马混为一谈了? 478 00:24:38,685 --> 00:24:40,020 ‎你干的好事 479 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:44,608 ‎我受够了默默无闻 480 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:47,319 ‎我们为他辛苦打工 481 00:24:48,403 --> 00:24:50,155 ‎圣诞老人的工厂? 482 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,532 ‎这是我们的工厂 483 00:24:52,616 --> 00:24:54,534 ‎对 484 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,551 ‎圣诞老人? 485 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:15,597 ‎你有多久…你听到了什么? 486 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:17,515 ‎够了 487 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:20,977 ‎我只是想让大家都开心 488 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,021 ‎你搞砸了 489 00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,482 ‎对 490 00:25:29,110 --> 00:25:30,946 ‎我们应该得到更好的待遇 491 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:31,988 ‎没错 492 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,824 ‎我希望明年能做得更好 493 00:25:37,452 --> 00:25:38,536 ‎(圣诞老人) 494 00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,121 ‎不可能在淘气名单上 495 00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:45,335 ‎圣诞老人 496 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,254 ‎他在那儿 坐在雪橇上 497 00:25:47,837 --> 00:25:49,798 ‎-难以置信 ‎-就是 498 00:25:49,881 --> 00:25:53,385 ‎他瞬移到了雪橇上 ‎如果走路需要两分钟 499 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,053 ‎这就解释了… 500 00:25:55,136 --> 00:25:57,222 ‎不 真不敢相信他竟然走了 501 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,933 ‎圣诞老人不能在淘气名单上 ‎他是圣诞老人 502 00:26:00,016 --> 00:26:02,560 ‎这里怎么感觉 ‎像是母亲节的男人世界? 503 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:04,729 ‎重组通常需要几个星期 504 00:26:04,813 --> 00:26:06,481 ‎我们应该庆祝一下 505 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:10,527 ‎快来庆祝吧 506 00:26:20,495 --> 00:26:22,289 ‎我们之间有点误会 507 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,292 ‎小皮修好了 走吧 508 00:26:25,375 --> 00:26:28,628 ‎看看 还有时间玩水果蛋糕长曲棍球 509 00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:32,090 ‎-是曲棍球 ‎-寄宿学校的运动之一 510 00:26:32,173 --> 00:26:34,509 ‎那圣诞老人怎么办?圣诞节呢? 511 00:26:34,592 --> 00:26:36,886 ‎交给小精灵就行了 512 00:26:38,471 --> 00:26:39,472 ‎不太行 513 00:26:39,556 --> 00:26:42,309 ‎本来只是想因为制造玩具被认可 514 00:26:42,392 --> 00:26:46,604 ‎送礼物是圣诞老人的工作 ‎因为你也知道 驾驶雪橇 515 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:50,400 ‎这不是圣诞老人的问题 ‎是物流的问题 516 00:26:50,483 --> 00:26:52,027 ‎呼叫纸推人 517 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:54,487 ‎席梦思 韩德厦宝宝 到我的位置 518 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:58,783 ‎这是秘密圣诞节派对吗?狂欢吧 519 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:00,118 ‎狂欢… 520 00:27:00,201 --> 00:27:02,370 ‎我有更好的东西 521 00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:06,207 ‎我们要解决圣诞节礼物的物流问题 522 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,132 ‎着火的热狗来了 523 00:27:16,092 --> 00:27:17,260 ‎这树墩有人坐吗? 524 00:27:17,844 --> 00:27:19,679 ‎圣诞老人?你为什么… 525 00:27:20,263 --> 00:27:21,890 ‎是关于淘气名单吗? 526 00:27:21,973 --> 00:27:25,018 ‎扔雪球那次就应该已经确定了 527 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:33,109 ‎没有人怀疑你的淘气 或者我的 528 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:36,613 ‎哇 你终于行动了 529 00:27:36,696 --> 00:27:39,157 ‎丹尼 从你可以自主放屁开始 530 00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,576 ‎你就一直在我的淘气名单上 531 00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:45,121 ‎继续 532 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,999 ‎20分钟前 我也加入了那个名单 ‎我感觉很丢人 533 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:51,795 ‎可是你还是这么快乐 烤着热狗… 534 00:27:51,878 --> 00:27:54,339 ‎这是去年的那几块煤炭吗? 535 00:27:56,299 --> 00:27:57,592 ‎味道像不像… 536 00:27:57,675 --> 00:27:58,676 ‎西弗吉尼亚? 537 00:27:59,386 --> 00:28:01,012 ‎是的 538 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:05,517 ‎我们这么淘气 怎么忍受自己呢? 539 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:08,812 ‎诺亚老爹 你这样问我很欣慰 540 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:16,194 ‎首先不要觉得淘气是件坏事 541 00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:19,614 ‎淘气的生活是健康而且正常的 542 00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:21,741 ‎什么?你刚… 543 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:24,452 ‎用淘气的方式得到蔬菜 544 00:28:25,328 --> 00:28:28,164 ‎乖巧需要淘气 就像夜晚需要白天 545 00:28:28,248 --> 00:28:31,459 ‎乌龟需要壳 ‎才能在看恐怖电影时闭上眼睛 546 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:35,380 ‎给淘气的人一个热狗 ‎他就会得到一个热狗 547 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:41,344 ‎但是教一个淘气的人做热狗 ‎他就会有无数热狗 548 00:28:42,262 --> 00:28:43,179 ‎我的耳垂 549 00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:45,807 ‎别忘了 每一个圣诞节清晨 550 00:28:45,890 --> 00:28:49,602 ‎淘气的孩子醒来会得到煤块 ‎那是死去的恐龙 551 00:28:49,686 --> 00:28:52,772 ‎当乖孩子玩玩具时… 552 00:28:53,940 --> 00:28:56,526 ‎我们在玩死去的恐龙 553 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,695 ‎那简直太酷了 554 00:29:01,448 --> 00:29:02,782 ‎接近目标 555 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:03,825 ‎张开翅膀 556 00:29:03,908 --> 00:29:05,368 ‎张开翅膀 557 00:29:05,452 --> 00:29:06,661 ‎放 558 00:29:15,628 --> 00:29:16,629 ‎怎样 天普顿? 559 00:29:16,713 --> 00:29:20,008 ‎你凭什么觉得 ‎没有圣诞老人也能过圣诞? 560 00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:21,926 ‎因为我们马上要这么做 561 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:23,845 ‎我们去拿工业风扇 562 00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,723 ‎要确保她能应付南太平洋的季风 563 00:29:27,724 --> 00:29:30,602 ‎这不一样 你需要魔法和奇迹 564 00:29:30,685 --> 00:29:33,563 ‎要不然圣诞节不过是 ‎额外的一个有树的生日 565 00:29:33,646 --> 00:29:36,107 ‎没错 但是你会得到很多玩具 566 00:29:36,191 --> 00:29:37,025 ‎-玩具 ‎-玩具 567 00:29:37,108 --> 00:29:37,942 ‎-玩具 ‎-玩具 568 00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:40,069 ‎圣诞节不单单有玩具 569 00:29:40,153 --> 00:29:44,032 ‎还有看到屋顶上靴子印的惊喜 570 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:46,242 ‎-看看能不能假造靴子印 ‎-马上 571 00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:50,205 ‎是看到为圣诞老人准备的饼干不见了 ‎只留下吃剩的半块 572 00:29:50,288 --> 00:29:53,500 ‎孩子们会拿起来说 ‎“圣诞老人的牙碰过它” 573 00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:58,254 ‎你在怀念圣诞节的过去 ‎这是圣诞节的未来 574 00:29:58,338 --> 00:30:00,215 ‎保证满意 575 00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:04,719 ‎货物售出概不退换 576 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,097 ‎愚蠢的姜饼鹅 577 00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,475 ‎你好 不是狗的动物 578 00:30:10,558 --> 00:30:12,560 ‎铛戈 你去哪儿了? 579 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:15,355 ‎跟往常一样 过着非同一般的生活 580 00:30:15,438 --> 00:30:16,397 ‎你的朋友是? 581 00:30:16,481 --> 00:30:18,024 ‎凿子是我的朋友 582 00:30:18,107 --> 00:30:20,235 ‎砂光机是我的知己 583 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:23,071 ‎它是我的坐骑 不是朋友 584 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,366 ‎也不是敌人 只不过挨着我 585 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:30,078 ‎-还有问题吗? ‎-还有 我的冬青果呢? 586 00:30:30,161 --> 00:30:33,498 ‎你不能再问了 铛戈可以提问 587 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:35,500 ‎他去哪儿了? 588 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,005 ‎这都不对 589 00:30:41,089 --> 00:30:44,968 ‎你们这群精灵为被认可而战是错的? 590 00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:48,346 ‎不 要说谁喜欢被认可 那就是铛戈 591 00:30:49,764 --> 00:30:51,224 ‎你是铛戈 592 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,976 ‎我认识你 593 00:30:53,059 --> 00:30:56,187 ‎圣诞老人不仅仅送出铛戈做的礼物 594 00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:59,649 ‎他把人们聚在一起 让他们开心 595 00:30:59,732 --> 00:31:00,817 ‎告诉过你了 596 00:31:00,900 --> 00:31:04,487 ‎世界在改变 圣诞节也要跟上 597 00:31:04,571 --> 00:31:06,114 ‎你晚上睡得着吗? 598 00:31:06,197 --> 00:31:07,574 ‎我从不会有愧疚感 599 00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:10,159 ‎铛戈像一个失望的奶奶吗? 600 00:31:10,243 --> 00:31:12,745 ‎简单的问题 你怎么睡觉? 601 00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:15,290 ‎和所有勤劳的美国宝贝一样 602 00:31:15,373 --> 00:31:18,001 ‎喝饱了牛奶 裹好了睡袋 603 00:31:18,084 --> 00:31:20,461 ‎再来一个爸爸妈妈给的吻 604 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:23,339 ‎晚安吻没有必要是吗? 605 00:31:23,423 --> 00:31:27,552 ‎你很累 吃饱了 裹好了睡袋 ‎怎么样也会睡着的 606 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:30,555 ‎我不需要吻 但是我喜欢… 607 00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:32,265 ‎是你说的 608 00:31:32,348 --> 00:31:37,437 ‎没有圣诞老人的圣诞节 ‎就像没有晚安吻的夜晚 609 00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,105 ‎不会有人喜欢的 610 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:44,861 ‎好吧 你们是大精灵 ‎想要圣诞老人回来?去找他吧 611 00:31:44,944 --> 00:31:46,529 ‎不 你去 612 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,531 ‎不可能 为什么是我? 613 00:31:48,615 --> 00:31:53,870 ‎因为从你告诉铛戈的事来看 ‎圣诞老人离开时很难过 614 00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:59,083 ‎内心空虚 ‎就像超市的巧克力胡桃夹子 615 00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,670 ‎他问自己“我到底是谁?” 616 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:10,219 ‎你击碎了圣诞老人 你要把他修好 617 00:32:11,846 --> 00:32:14,182 ‎你把圣诞老人伤得这么深 618 00:32:15,058 --> 00:32:18,436 ‎只有一件事能修复他的心 619 00:32:18,519 --> 00:32:22,774 ‎看到你这样的小坏蛋爱上圣诞精神 620 00:32:22,857 --> 00:32:24,359 ‎你去找圣诞老人 621 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,319 ‎要是找不到呢? 622 00:32:26,861 --> 00:32:28,363 ‎唱歌 623 00:32:28,446 --> 00:32:30,239 ‎-再说一遍 ‎-来吧 624 00:32:31,115 --> 00:32:32,450 ‎他很凶 625 00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:33,785 ‎他很扭曲 626 00:32:33,868 --> 00:32:35,745 ‎他是小老板 627 00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:38,790 ‎宝贝要毁灭 628 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:42,043 ‎宝贝要毁灭圣诞节 629 00:32:42,835 --> 00:32:44,295 ‎很顺口 630 00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,090 ‎再来点段子和过渡 631 00:32:47,173 --> 00:32:50,343 ‎这首歌肯定能火 632 00:32:50,426 --> 00:32:51,386 ‎别这样 拜托了 633 00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:55,098 ‎他来到北极开始大闹 634 00:32:55,181 --> 00:32:57,642 ‎他出言不逊 把圣诞老人惹哭 635 00:32:57,725 --> 00:33:00,395 ‎他把善良受尊重的圣诞老公公 636 00:33:00,478 --> 00:33:04,232 ‎撇到一旁 637 00:33:06,401 --> 00:33:07,694 ‎他很凶 638 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:08,861 ‎他很扭曲 639 00:33:08,945 --> 00:33:11,322 ‎他是小老板 640 00:33:11,406 --> 00:33:13,992 ‎他要毁灭 641 00:33:14,075 --> 00:33:16,828 ‎他要毁灭圣诞节 642 00:33:16,911 --> 00:33:18,997 ‎这首歌让我想跳舞 643 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,958 ‎把我们这个毁灭圣诞节的宝贝丢掉 644 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:25,128 ‎圣诞节的早晨 ‎孩子们因为没有收到礼物 645 00:33:25,211 --> 00:33:27,714 ‎嚎啕大哭 646 00:33:30,258 --> 00:33:33,177 ‎万一你忘了他的名字 647 00:33:33,261 --> 00:33:36,014 ‎我们都应该指责的孩子 648 00:33:36,097 --> 00:33:38,641 ‎西奥多林赛天普顿 649 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:40,935 ‎羞耻 650 00:33:41,561 --> 00:33:43,646 ‎圣诞节被毁了 651 00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,607 ‎他点燃火焰 652 00:33:46,691 --> 00:33:48,901 ‎我喜欢这首歌 讨厌这个宝贝 653 00:33:48,985 --> 00:33:50,194 ‎他很凶 654 00:33:50,278 --> 00:33:51,571 ‎他很扭曲 655 00:33:51,654 --> 00:33:53,406 ‎他是小老板 656 00:33:53,489 --> 00:33:56,534 ‎宝贝要毁灭 657 00:33:56,617 --> 00:34:02,915 ‎宝贝要毁灭圣诞节 658 00:34:06,919 --> 00:34:07,754 ‎好了 659 00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:11,174 ‎答应我不要把这首歌外传 我去找他 660 00:34:11,257 --> 00:34:12,842 ‎但还有个问题 661 00:34:14,010 --> 00:34:16,387 ‎我去找他 但是我不知道他在哪儿 662 00:34:16,471 --> 00:34:17,847 ‎我可以找到他 663 00:34:17,930 --> 00:34:20,141 ‎我是诺斯波 664 00:34:20,224 --> 00:34:22,894 ‎他让我想到住黑店的场景 665 00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,729 ‎你真的能找到圣诞老人? 666 00:34:24,812 --> 00:34:27,106 ‎当然了 只要价钱合适 667 00:34:27,190 --> 00:34:29,817 ‎我要写给圣诞老人的信 668 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:31,736 ‎-所有的信 ‎-不可能 669 00:34:31,819 --> 00:34:34,906 ‎圣诞老人需要那些信 ‎这样才知道每个孩子的愿望 670 00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:38,868 ‎我想帮你 但是我要记住孩子们的信 671 00:34:38,951 --> 00:34:44,248 ‎如果记不住 ‎就要花好几个星期去送礼物 672 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,585 ‎成交 信都给你 673 00:34:47,668 --> 00:34:49,045 ‎什么? 674 00:34:51,672 --> 00:34:53,299 ‎就这样 每一封信 675 00:34:53,382 --> 00:34:55,802 ‎我们做到了 该你了 676 00:34:58,513 --> 00:35:02,475 ‎穿红衣服的微笑的人在你家乡的商场 677 00:35:03,309 --> 00:35:05,728 ‎你们谁我也记不住 678 00:35:06,646 --> 00:35:07,480 ‎去吧 679 00:35:08,689 --> 00:35:11,901 ‎我忍不住 再来一次 二 三 四 680 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,654 ‎宝贝要毁灭 681 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:17,490 ‎宝贝要毁灭圣诞节 682 00:35:18,324 --> 00:35:19,450 ‎罗恩? 683 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:21,994 ‎你在吗? 684 00:35:22,078 --> 00:35:23,663 ‎喂 罗恩 685 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,749 ‎圣诞老人 686 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,337 ‎该走了 687 00:35:31,420 --> 00:35:32,463 ‎小老板? 688 00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:37,218 ‎你这样的人能来找我 689 00:35:37,301 --> 00:35:40,012 ‎要做出改变还不算晚 690 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:44,100 ‎不管多淘气 圣诞精神都能… 691 00:35:44,225 --> 00:35:48,271 ‎趁你没有做出比你的外套更丢脸的事 ‎快点停下 692 00:35:48,354 --> 00:35:50,773 ‎我来这儿是因为如果我不把你带回去 693 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:54,694 ‎那两个搞音乐的小家伙 ‎就要在排行榜里破坏我的名声 694 00:35:54,777 --> 00:35:56,612 ‎滴滴里嘟和拉拉杜达? 695 00:35:56,696 --> 00:36:00,449 ‎我还以为小精灵们 ‎都因为我淘气而讨厌我呢 696 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:02,827 ‎你不淘气 697 00:36:02,910 --> 00:36:06,122 ‎只不过太固执 效率太低了 698 00:36:06,205 --> 00:36:10,376 ‎为了一晚上的使用 ‎你要花多少钱来维护驯鹿? 699 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:11,752 ‎你不能租用吗? 700 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:16,716 ‎虽然我不能理解 精灵们想要你回去 701 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:19,552 ‎-那你呢? ‎-什么? 702 00:36:19,635 --> 00:36:22,138 ‎你想要什么圣诞礼物? 703 00:36:24,265 --> 00:36:25,099 ‎不 704 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:29,270 ‎不 705 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,230 ‎嘿 我很固执 706 00:36:31,314 --> 00:36:35,193 ‎你想要圣诞老人送你礼物吗?说吧 ‎规矩不是我定的 707 00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,361 ‎你绝对… 708 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:39,322 ‎好吧 709 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:43,367 ‎我够得着 710 00:36:45,536 --> 00:36:48,873 ‎-回北极去吧 ‎-什么 小宝贝? 711 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:52,418 ‎我想让你回到北极 712 00:36:53,044 --> 00:36:54,795 ‎圣诞老人帮你实现 713 00:36:57,006 --> 00:37:01,344 ‎我想我们实现了圣诞精神的突破 714 00:37:01,427 --> 00:37:03,554 ‎是这种感觉吗? 715 00:37:04,096 --> 00:37:06,724 ‎我还想要一个领带夹 金色带翅膀的 716 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:10,811 ‎还有在高尔夫球场更衣室 ‎见到的那种电子擦鞋器 717 00:37:10,895 --> 00:37:14,774 ‎还有礼品卡 虽然很俗气 ‎但那就像塑料钱 718 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:17,526 ‎这才是圣诞精神 719 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:20,821 ‎要自己不需要而且没时间买的东西 720 00:37:20,905 --> 00:37:22,865 ‎-不 ‎-嘿 你努力了 721 00:37:29,497 --> 00:37:31,624 ‎你的标语是最差劲的 722 00:37:31,707 --> 00:37:33,459 ‎是吗?你的呢? 723 00:37:34,335 --> 00:37:37,838 ‎本来想试试“吓屎宝宝了”可是… 724 00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:39,715 ‎你就傻笑吧 725 00:37:45,972 --> 00:37:47,390 ‎你很忙嘛 726 00:37:47,473 --> 00:37:48,641 ‎圣诞老人 对不起 727 00:37:48,724 --> 00:37:51,352 ‎都是别人捣乱的… 728 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,020 ‎-我喜欢 ‎-我也帮忙了 729 00:37:55,731 --> 00:37:57,942 ‎铛戈 很高兴见到你 730 00:37:58,025 --> 00:38:01,195 ‎铛戈能来真是太好了 731 00:38:01,279 --> 00:38:03,281 ‎是我们所有人的礼物 732 00:38:03,364 --> 00:38:06,033 ‎别担心 是铛戈做的 733 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:08,452 ‎是宝贝企业的监控器? 734 00:38:08,995 --> 00:38:10,997 ‎按下说话按钮 735 00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:12,832 ‎我是宝贝企业 736 00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:14,500 ‎我是无能的 737 00:38:17,878 --> 00:38:20,756 ‎第一条规定 我是笨蛋 738 00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:24,385 ‎第二条 我记性差 因为我是笨蛋 739 00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:32,184 ‎看下面 740 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:33,936 ‎“铛戈”? 741 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:36,105 ‎我们把名字写在所有东西上 742 00:38:36,188 --> 00:38:40,318 ‎所以孩子们知道为什么 ‎收到铛戈制造的礼物时会高兴到哭 743 00:38:40,401 --> 00:38:43,988 ‎以前不是这样做的 但是… 744 00:38:44,071 --> 00:38:48,701 ‎如果过去的方式让大家不高兴 ‎为什么还要保留? 745 00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:01,255 ‎这样很好 抱歉没有早点想到 746 00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,507 ‎你们谁知道这个能吃吗? 747 00:39:03,591 --> 00:39:04,842 ‎已经这么迟了吗? 748 00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,469 ‎不能吃 749 00:39:06,552 --> 00:39:09,138 ‎没时间了 我都干了什么? 750 00:39:09,221 --> 00:39:11,932 ‎今晚的礼物送不完了 751 00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:14,852 ‎他是叫“圣诞老人”还是“不行”? 752 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:18,147 ‎效率 罗恩 还记得那些礼物吗? 753 00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:20,149 ‎我记得吗?提想按浴加动人 754 00:39:20,232 --> 00:39:23,861 ‎提姆想要 ‎按摩浴缸里的加拿大动作人偶 755 00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:24,987 ‎他还记得 756 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,239 ‎耶! 757 00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,492 ‎精灵们 宝贝企业 758 00:39:29,575 --> 00:39:31,243 ‎我们来圣诞吧 759 00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:36,248 ‎-就像“我们开始吧”不过… ‎-明白 可是不喜欢 760 00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,918 ‎我们圣诞吧 761 00:39:39,001 --> 00:39:41,128 ‎耶! 762 00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:49,595 ‎放 763 00:39:56,102 --> 00:39:57,061 ‎-玩具 ‎-玩具 764 00:39:57,144 --> 00:39:58,020 ‎-玩具 ‎-玩具 765 00:40:11,492 --> 00:40:15,162 ‎我想要你们最贵的小指戒指 766 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,790 ‎这么说吧 我手头的信 767 00:40:17,873 --> 00:40:21,293 ‎可以把 ‎从宫崎到北海道的自动售货机填满 768 00:40:21,377 --> 00:40:22,253 ‎什么? 769 00:40:22,336 --> 00:40:23,796 ‎不 770 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,675 ‎亲爱的诺斯 不要再卖信了 771 00:40:27,758 --> 00:40:28,801 ‎这样不好 772 00:40:28,884 --> 00:40:31,303 ‎这是给你的礼物 爱你 提姆 773 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:37,560 ‎我从小就想要却没得到过的 ‎恐怖破娃娃 774 00:40:38,727 --> 00:40:40,813 ‎妈妈 爸爸? 775 00:40:41,397 --> 00:40:42,398 ‎我是卡尔 776 00:40:42,481 --> 00:40:47,153 ‎来自叮咚铛戈的十速自行车 ‎还是用木头做的 777 00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:49,613 ‎清铃珍莉给我做的泰迪熊 778 00:40:49,697 --> 00:40:51,365 ‎棒球手套 779 00:40:51,449 --> 00:40:54,160 ‎是小精灵踢皮塔皮疏落皮做的 780 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:59,874 ‎还好孩子们长得像妈妈 ‎因为爸爸真是太丑了 781 00:40:59,957 --> 00:41:00,958 ‎圣诞老人? 782 00:41:03,377 --> 00:41:04,628 ‎一个悠悠球 783 00:41:04,712 --> 00:41:08,007 ‎是小精灵波比多比做的? 784 00:41:08,090 --> 00:41:10,301 ‎谢谢你 圣诞老人和波比多比 785 00:41:10,384 --> 00:41:14,013 ‎我太喜欢了 我会和别人分享的 786 00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:15,931 ‎我们怎么绕过孩子? 787 00:41:20,019 --> 00:41:22,229 ‎你这个狡猾的圣尼克 788 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:29,111 ‎不敢相信 ‎我竟然和圣诞老人一起发礼物 789 00:41:29,195 --> 00:41:30,821 ‎一个不剩 790 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:32,740 ‎免费 791 00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:34,408 ‎拜托 我帮了忙的 792 00:41:34,492 --> 00:41:37,453 ‎不意味着我要放弃投资策略 ‎搬进公社 793 00:41:37,536 --> 00:41:38,704 ‎谢谢你 圣诞老人 794 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:40,831 ‎圣诞快乐 795 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:45,920 ‎你有什么俗套的说教 796 00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:49,548 ‎来总结这段经验? 797 00:41:50,090 --> 00:41:50,925 ‎圣诞老人? 798 00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:52,468 ‎喂? 799 00:41:52,551 --> 00:41:53,552 ‎没有吗? 800 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,388 ‎你不是想让我感受圣诞精…? 801 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:03,229 ‎他们叫我圣诞主持 802 00:42:03,312 --> 00:42:05,940 ‎C也代表圣诞节 803 00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:08,442 ‎-泰德 现在是圣诞节早晨了 ‎-什么? 804 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:12,947 ‎我们忘了做零食花环 ‎玩水果蛋糕曲棍球的时候会饿坏的 805 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:18,160 ‎我们会把小家伙的 ‎第一个传统天普顿圣诞节搞砸的 806 00:42:18,244 --> 00:42:21,330 ‎万一他不喜欢传统天普顿圣诞节呢? 807 00:42:21,413 --> 00:42:24,583 ‎那是我们家的传统 ‎我们的家现在不同了 808 00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:28,045 ‎如果传统让某个人不高兴 809 00:42:28,128 --> 00:42:29,880 ‎那就做点不一样的事 810 00:42:32,466 --> 00:42:35,928 ‎-我可以想想新的活动 ‎-全家大脑总动员 811 00:42:36,011 --> 00:42:38,681 ‎和花环押韵的有意思的词有哪些? 812 00:42:38,764 --> 00:42:41,684 ‎圣诞老人给了我一个零食花环 ‎我们要继续传统 813 00:42:41,767 --> 00:42:44,311 ‎在停车道上玩水果蛋糕曲棍球 814 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,189 ‎-我们去拿球棍 ‎-拿沙发垫把宝贝裹起来 815 00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:48,857 ‎你们的妈妈打球很猛 816 00:42:50,693 --> 00:42:52,152 ‎我会劝他们别玩那个 817 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:55,990 ‎不必为我放弃传统 818 00:42:56,073 --> 00:42:58,367 ‎你玩水果蛋糕曲棍球和零食花环? 819 00:42:58,450 --> 00:43:00,786 ‎这个会让我不小心吞食的东西?不 820 00:43:00,869 --> 00:43:04,582 ‎但是我可以玩节日甜点 ‎加拿大棍子游戏 821 00:43:04,665 --> 00:43:06,542 ‎-你愿意? ‎-虽然让人莫名其妙 822 00:43:06,625 --> 00:43:11,755 ‎但是如果能让大家聚在一起开心一下 ‎未尝不可 823 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,090 ‎就像圣诞老人 824 00:43:13,173 --> 00:43:16,927 ‎也许吧 如果眯上眼睛不去想… 825 00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,971 ‎不 我感觉到圣诞精神了 826 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,395 ‎进球! 827 00:43:27,855 --> 00:43:30,482 ‎我收到一袜子的死恐龙 828 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:33,235 ‎祝所有人圣诞快乐 829 00:43:33,319 --> 00:43:35,112 ‎讲完了 830 00:43:36,989 --> 00:43:39,533 ‎这可不是“让我们睡着”的故事 831 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,869 ‎-我有很多问题想问 ‎-对呀 832 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:46,165 ‎你想说的不是我们为什么一定 ‎要做那些传统项目吗?即使我们不想 833 00:43:46,248 --> 00:43:48,208 ‎你没有为你的弟弟做到这一点 834 00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:52,087 ‎-他做了其中一些 不是全部 ‎-这究竟是什么道理? 835 00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,715 ‎想听简单的道理吗?去上幼儿园吧 836 00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:57,676 ‎-我能去吗? ‎-等你到了五岁再说吧 快睡觉 837 00:43:57,760 --> 00:43:58,677 ‎-五? ‎-怎么? 838 00:43:58,761 --> 00:44:01,639 ‎你打开了寓意模糊的潘多拉魔盒 839 00:44:01,722 --> 00:44:04,850 ‎如果我不取笑水豚 能去动物园吗? 840 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:08,812 ‎你长得真大 真奇怪 841 00:44:16,987 --> 00:44:19,531 ‎好了 铛戈要干掉小孩子 842 00:44:19,615 --> 00:44:21,158 ‎很好笑 843 00:44:21,241 --> 00:44:24,078 ‎骗我一次 算你可耻 骗我两次… 844 00:44:24,161 --> 00:44:26,622 ‎铛戈是认真的 大女儿活该 845 00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:29,333 ‎她没有给圣诞熊猫喂食 结果它死了 846 00:44:29,416 --> 00:44:30,501 ‎什么? 847 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,547 ‎铛戈又唬到你了 848 00:44:36,256 --> 00:44:38,884 ‎免费给你的生活增添乐趣 不用谢 849 00:44:38,967 --> 00:44:40,427 ‎圣诞快乐 850 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:42,388 ‎圣诞快乐 851 00:45:12,084 --> 00:45:14,586 ‎字幕翻译: 李婵