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你都是怎麼面對恐懼的?

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我直接面對它
而且這輩子有好幾次都膽戰心驚

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非常害怕

4
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但恐懼的感覺會出現在肚子這裡

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就像被打了一拳

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有兩種方式可以處理

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依我所見,不是逃避,就是面對

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我選擇面對

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而我則是...

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祈禱

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{\an8}《孤身也無憾》

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{\an8}(讓恐懼戰勝理智)

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別擔心,我會確保我們玩得很開心
艾莉也會一起來

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{\an8}好吧,那我除夕就待在家

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{\an8}但我們最好不是
要做什麼夢想板之類的

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不要再眨眼了

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不要再眨眼了

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{\an8}請記住,你得等到

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{\an8}膠水變得黏黏的,再放上去

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放上去時要按壓...

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{\an8}你有在仔細聽我講解步驟嗎?

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{\an8}你得自己去參加這場婚禮

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我知道

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艾力克斯要在元旦結婚

25
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{\an8}誰會做這種事?

26
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{\an8}聽起來像是茱莉會做的決定

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你很期待嗎?

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{\an8}我過去這個月來都是尖叫著醒過來

29
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{\an8}深信自己要墜機了

30
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這週...

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我夢到我人在海灘上,腳踩著沙子

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{\an8}不過昨晚不太一樣

33
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{\an8}是在同一片海灘上,但巴巴在場

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{\an8}牠在抱怨

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{\an8}喝鳳梨可樂達會讓牠牙痛

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{\an8}我則說「你什麼時候會說話了?

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你的聲音怎麼這麼低沉?」

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你知道的
想跟別人談夢境時,對方都無法理解

39
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- 很奇怪
- 天啊

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我要怎麼靠自己化出這種妝?

41
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只要帶著你阿姨這張照片

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{\an8}我幫你化的畢業美妝
靈感就是來自於她

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{\an8}伊莉絲很能啟發人心

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我是說,看看她

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充滿自信與力量

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看看你們兩個

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{\an8}美麗的世界旅人

48
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要是你有全身鏡,看起來效果會更好

49
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我無法一次承受自己那麼多變化

50
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如果你有搭機恐懼症
那麼你並不孤單

51
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超過40%的美國人也有同樣的恐懼

52
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你知道飛行是最安全的...

53
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{\an8}該死,你好,女孩

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{\an8}很好,大膽的唇色

55
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{\an8}看起來好像要拿起信件
以吻封緘,寄給前線

56
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{\an8}別說了

57
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塔米卡說我得為高飛營畢業典禮

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盛裝打扮

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女孩,你怎麼沒提到你要畢業了?

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那沒什麼大不了,我原本沒有要參加

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{\an8}不過聽說會邀請特別的講者

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{\an8}希望會是霍達科特布

63
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好,你打算怎麼慶祝?

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{\an8}我其實是想跟你要折扣

65
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{\an8}購買行李箱來搭配我的度假髮型

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賤人,你沒錢了,別鬧了

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好吧,儘管笑我吧

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{\an8}好,聽著,美女

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{\an8}不要說是我講的...

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但是去地下二樓

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- 跟麥克說是我叫你去的
- 好

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{\an8}好,我不會是要幫他口交
才能拿到行李箱吧?

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{\an8}說不定需要,你有多想要行李箱?

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我沒生氣
我曾為了更小的東西做得更離譜

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{\an8}(失物招領處)

76
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你好

77
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凱雅叫我來的

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我今天要畢業,還有...

79
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- 太不可思議了
- 對,常有人這麼說

80
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我的意思是
地下室每個房間都像神奇山洞一樣

81
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最底層的都可以拿

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很好

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人們都把東西放著就不管了?

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也可能是回不來了

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回不來?

86
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這個嘛,我第一次搭飛機

87
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希望不會是最後一次

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只能拿最底層的

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天啊,不會吧

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不會吧

91
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這跟伊莉絲的行李箱一模一樣

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你喜歡名牌貨

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- 我要這個
- 畢業快樂

94
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先告訴你
到時候是看客座講者的影片

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早安

96
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別關上電梯門

97
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幫我開門

98
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天啊

99
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- 快按鈕
- 我已經按過了

100
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這裡空間很大,你可以移過去

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見鬼了

102
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- 電梯停下來了
- 廢話

103
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八成是你硬把門打開時弄壞了

104
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誰叫我最近有在練手臂

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對了,你的時間表交了嗎?

106
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天啊

107
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這麼大費周章就是要來看
人群管理隊長的演講影片?

108
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被人們踐踏的那一個?

109
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泰倫斯,我來參加你的畢業典禮了
你在哪裡?

110
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- 聽得到嗎?
- 請等一下...

111
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聽得到嗎?

112
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該死

113
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我的手機當然撥不出去

114
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不會有事的,好嗎?

115
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我的朋友以及可能的情人麥克
以前是維修部門的

116
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現在則是保全

117
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等等

118
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失物招領處的麥克?

119
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你認識麥克班納達提?

120
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對,我需要行李箱,他幫了我

121
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對,他一向很同情不中用的人

122
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就像艾力克斯

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什麼意思?

124
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你居然要去夏威夷
參加艾力克斯的婚禮

125
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即使你們兩個以前有一腿

126
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上演辦公室戀情

127
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好,那你跟麥克呢?

128
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我已經當著麥克的面告白過了

129
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他有禮地重複婉拒我的心意

130
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所以至少我知道自己目前的地位

131
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我們還是會一起照顧植物
我也會幫忙澆水

132
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我是想說,蔓綠絨不該被捲入

133
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這種相愛又不能在一起的難題裡

134
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- 那樣就...
- 聽起來對方不愛你

135
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好,他媽到底是怎樣?

136
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聽起來是警報響了

137
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是嗎?聽起來像警報聲,派蒂?

138
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廢話!

139
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聽得到嗎?有人在嗎?

140
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天啊

141
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我們不知道這是什麼警報聲

142
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你懂嗎?

143
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這裡是不是很熱?你會覺得熱嗎?

144
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你懂嗎?我只是...

145
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我需要吃點東西或抽菸之類的

146
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我才不想參與你偷竊行李的罪行

147
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「你偷竊行李的罪行」

148
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你哪來的撲克牌?

149
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我總是有備而來

150
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有水

151
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- 你要噴嗎?
- 不要

152
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梅兒還沒來

153
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- 你是來找她的,對吧?
- 對,我是她的上司

154
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- 我可以傳訊給她
- 我會傳訊給她

155
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(艾力克斯:你在哪裡?
我很快就得離開了)

156
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(泰倫斯:傑克森,你沒事吧?)

157
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你多高?5呎10吋?
5呎11吋?5呎12吋?

158
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其實是5呎11吋

159
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- 好
- 對

160
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我做完瑜珈之後,肌肉還在痠痛

161
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- 是嗎?
- 所以...對

162
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而且杯子比餐巾還要重

163
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- 那當然
- 交叉通風原理

164
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對...我懂

165
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要登上最後班機了,請坐

166
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- 丹呼叫艾力克斯,派蒂沒來拿東西
- 她不見了?

167
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梅兒不是會錯過餅乾跟柳橙飲料的人

168
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嘿,大塊頭
幫我個忙,告訴她我來過

169
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- 好
- 感謝

170
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你玩那些撲克牌時
就不能安靜一點嗎?

171
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你知道嗎?要是你辭職
就再也不需要聽到撲克牌的聲音了

172
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好,說真的,你為什麼這麼討厭我?

173
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艾力克斯的事距離現在都已經兩年了

174
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說真的,派蒂
你為什麼這麼討厭我?

175
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你坐我的椅子

176
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你遇到季節變化會非常驚訝

177
00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,027
你他媽的擦了很大膽的口紅

178
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我也很恨你搶了我在高飛營的位子

179
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這個嘛,如果你會覺得好過一點

180
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我現在錯過畢業典禮了,所以...

181
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其實不會讓我好過一點
應該原本應該是我的畢業典禮

182
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不過我想...

183
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- 我忘了要跟艾力克斯上床
- 就是這樣

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你知道嗎?我覺得他邀你參加婚禮
實在是太離譜了

185
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更離譜的是,你居然要出席

186
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關你什麼事?

187
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因為他好像終於忘記你了

188
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該死

189
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好,選一張牌,任何一張都可以

190
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- 你在哪裡,梅兒?
- 我留下了創傷,老兄

191
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- 裡頭都是牛小排的味道
- 嘿,你們有看到梅兒嗎?

192
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- 你說什麼?
- 你們有看到梅兒嗎?

193
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,043
- 她沒去上課
- 沒有,從昨天開始就沒有了

194
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該死,也沒有新的菸蒂

195
00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,129
你剛剛在聞菸蒂?

196
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- 我想尋找梅兒的下落
- 或許她不做了

197
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- 你指的是抽菸還是工作?
- 兩者都是

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或其中一者
不曉得,我只是在提出假設

199
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- 那是要給她的禮物?
- 搭機時可嚼的尼古丁口香糖

200
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她的證書也在我這裡
我想她應該會想要

201
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- 你真貼心
- 非常貼心

202
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梅兒去旅行時,你一定會很想她

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- 老兄,天啊,別講了
- 那沒什麼不對

204
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聽著,尚恩每次去迪士尼世界
我也很想他

205
00:09:28,276 --> 00:09:30,403
德尚每次去陪阿姨動手術
我也很想他

206
00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:32,947
- 我感覺得到,你之前有幫我祈禱?
- 別多說,老兄

207
00:09:32,947 --> 00:09:34,949
- 這次不同,她失蹤了
- 老兄,冷靜點

208
00:09:34,949 --> 00:09:36,117
對一個人的關心遠超出其他人

209
00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:38,035
是沒關係的,泰倫斯

210
00:09:38,035 --> 00:09:40,204
我們常遲到,你從來沒有來尋找我們

211
00:09:40,204 --> 00:09:43,082
就像你傷了蒂娜的心之前也很關心她

212
00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,166
不過那也怪不得你

213
00:09:44,166 --> 00:09:47,295
梅兒有那種莉佐跟蕾哈娜的感覺
簡稱莉哈娜

214
00:09:47,295 --> 00:09:48,921
- 別說了
- 承認吧

215
00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:50,631
他喜歡她

216
00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:51,757
天啊,叫你們別講了

217
00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:52,842
- 看吧?
- 我就知道

218
00:09:52,842 --> 00:09:54,677
我才不要陪你們胡說八道
我得去找梅兒

219
00:09:54,677 --> 00:09:56,095
對,他很喜歡她

220
00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:57,430
就像《電子情書》那部片

221
00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:59,307
哪裡像電影《電子情書》?

222
00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:00,683
因為他在發「情」

223
00:10:00,933 --> 00:10:02,101
天啊

224
00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,186
- 老兄,你真天才
- 來擊掌吧,老兄

225
00:10:04,186 --> 00:10:07,064
天啊,雖然不是那個意思
但這個諧音很棒

226
00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:09,442
救命!快來人啊!

227
00:10:09,442 --> 00:10:10,568
快來人啊!

228
00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:13,738
不會有事的

229
00:10:13,738 --> 00:10:15,031
天啊,聽得見嗎?

230
00:10:16,824 --> 00:10:21,412
不管在哪裡,閃紅燈都不是好事

231
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:22,496
我快無法呼吸了

232
00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,915
我快無法呼吸了...

233
00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:28,085
我不能就這麼困在金屬棺材裡死掉

234
00:10:28,085 --> 00:10:29,920
救我出去!

235
00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,799
麥克說她離開失物招領處一段時間了

236
00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,551
嘿,凱雅!

237
00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,304
你還有熱身膏嗎?

238
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,681
沒有了,供應鏈出了問題

239
00:10:40,681 --> 00:10:42,558
借過,天啊

240
00:10:42,558 --> 00:10:45,186
我媽打匹克球時拉傷了腿筋

241
00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,395
現在變得一團糟

242
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:48,189
她接下來有很重要的比賽

243
00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,357
我受不了...

244
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,817
- 怎麼...回事?
- 梅兒出事了

245
00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,986
沒人看到她,她也沒去接旅客

246
00:10:53,986 --> 00:10:56,238
我們去寶麗蝴蝶餅、當肯甜甜圈

247
00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,282
小便及大號的廁所找過

248
00:10:58,282 --> 00:11:00,409
她都不在她平常會去的地方

249
00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:03,829
好,首先,梅兒只吃安妮阿姨蝴蝶餅
不吃寶麗的

250
00:11:03,829 --> 00:11:05,706
你們去按摩椅那邊看過了嗎?

251
00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,166
哺乳室呢?

252
00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,085
她有時會去那裡小睡

253
00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:13,506
好,你們要的話
我可以啟動Slack頻道

254
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:17,259
但是別告訴梅兒是我幫忙的

255
00:11:17,259 --> 00:11:19,053
因為我們鬧翻了

256
00:11:19,887 --> 00:11:24,141
梅兒困在電梯裡
在地下二樓B走廊電梯群區

257
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:25,559
走吧,快點...走吧

258
00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:28,437
- 我快不能呼吸了
- 我們會救你出來的

259
00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,192
天啊,該死

260
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:34,610
天啊

261
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,364
- 你需要什麼東西嗎?
- 她需要抽菸

262
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,782
尼古丁

263
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:43,994
你還好嗎?

264
00:11:43,994 --> 00:11:46,706
你對我太痴迷了,令人很不好意思

265
00:11:47,581 --> 00:11:49,166
別追得這麼緊,老兄,天啊

266
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:50,710
冷靜一點,麥克

267
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,920
我很關心她,不過是純粹當朋友

268
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:54,004
你要來嗎?

269
00:11:56,340 --> 00:11:57,925
那群消防員值得敬佩

270
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,427
- 老兄,大家都太小看他們了
- 沒錯

271
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:00,886
你知道他們
烤肉的功夫也勝過警察嗎?

272
00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,596
他們的野餐肯定很精采

273
00:12:02,596 --> 00:12:03,889
因為他們會烤出七分熟的牛排

274
00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:05,433
不會是五分或沒熟

275
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:06,559
我沒辦法吃牛排

276
00:12:12,398 --> 00:12:14,483
我連待在電梯裡一小時都辦不到

277
00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:16,277
我要怎麼在飛機上待12小時?

278
00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,320
我不要去夏威夷了

279
00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,991
- 你想去嗎?
- 要搭飛機就不要

280
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,993
從現在開始,我只要確定的人事物

281
00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,413
我要待在地面,也要走樓梯

282
00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,539
別這樣,梅兒

283
00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:36,839
{\an8}(約翰甘迺迪國際機場)

284
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,593
你有要買東西嗎?

285
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:43,179
我有個計畫可以幫助梅兒
你要加入嗎?

286
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,514
你知道我願意為她赴湯蹈火
你想怎麼做?

287
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,600
{\an8}甘迺迪機場是世上最大的機場之一

288
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,186
所以得召集整個團隊,計畫才會成功

289
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,397
首先,需要一些服裝才夠逼真

290
00:12:53,397 --> 00:12:55,065
拿到服裝了,準備移動

291
00:12:55,065 --> 00:12:58,235
還好羅力有人脈可以讓我們進入禁區

292
00:12:58,235 --> 00:12:59,361
五號機庫

293
00:12:59,361 --> 00:13:01,238
歡迎來到甘迺迪機場...

294
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,284
(羅力:五號機庫
密碼867052,地點已確定)

295
00:13:05,284 --> 00:13:07,995
{\an8}我會派尚恩跟德尚
去取得其他需要的東西

296
00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:11,040
找到了,好極了

297
00:13:11,957 --> 00:13:15,044
但有件事我辦不到
就是讓梅兒離開崗位

298
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:17,505
交給我,我會請麥克幫忙

299
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,006
派蒂,我需要幫忙

300
00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:21,926
- 很好
- 不是那種幫忙

301
00:13:24,762 --> 00:13:26,138
- 當然
- 那就是我的計畫

302
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,808
- 你能離開嗎?
- 誰能阻止我?

303
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,142
德妮絲,我先走了

304
00:13:35,523 --> 00:13:37,817
訓練機庫不是禁區嗎?

305
00:13:38,442 --> 00:13:39,902
原來要用這招?

306
00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,614
我一直以為你會把我的車輪弄鬆
藉此除掉我

307
00:13:43,614 --> 00:13:45,199
你知道嗎?我早該知道的

308
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,202
正常人都不會

309
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,120
吃那麼多微波魚肉

310
00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:51,747
你讓我別無選擇

311
00:13:52,081 --> 00:13:53,874
好吧,速戰速決,好嗎?

312
00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,961
避開我的臉,我要戴著假睫毛下葬

313
00:13:57,711 --> 00:13:58,712
下車,醜女

314
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:02,591
泰倫斯,你在這裡做什麼?

315
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,260
(飛行技術模擬機5287X)

316
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,053
- 謝了,派蒂
- 下不為例

317
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:09,306
你好,我也是要搭頭等艙
去茂宜島的旅客

318
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,724
泰倫斯,這是在做什麼?

319
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,977
我希望你明天能搭機去夏威夷

320
00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:14,186
不過首先,我們要搭這一架看看

321
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,981
這是訓練模擬機,所以不會離地

322
00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:18,274
你願意嘗試嗎?

323
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,234
好吧,喬許?

324
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,487
這是我的虛擬廚房最新力作

325
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:25,030
你專門為我做的?

326
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:27,199
餅乾裡加了薑,有紓壓的效果

327
00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,077
- 香檳會讓你醉醺醺
- 我就不客氣了

328
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:31,161
(甘迺迪機場空服員初訓)

329
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,372
- 凱雅
- 看起來可以登機了

330
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,417
- 你沒問題吧?
- 目前一切都好

331
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:37,501
很好

332
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,131
- 你也知情?
- 對

333
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:45,092
歡迎搭乘420航班

334
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:47,303
目的地是夏威夷茂宜島

335
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,014
- 酒杯給我
- 謝謝

336
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,600
好,想坐靠窗還是走道的位子?

337
00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,523
這是實際上要做的選擇

338
00:14:59,523 --> 00:15:01,275
- 兩位好
- 你好

339
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:04,987
靠窗的,我沒近距離看過雲

340
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,324
- 真舒服
- 對,頭等艙

341
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,408
太好了

342
00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,828
我有炸彈跟刀子,我非常瘋狂!

343
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:14,914
不對,我是不滿的旅客

344
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,041
- 我沒有炸彈或刀子
- 對,看得出來

345
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,542
不過我非常瘋狂,我不騙你

346
00:15:18,542 --> 00:15:20,419
只是有個人的問題,說真的

347
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:23,380
覺得在工作上
都沒人看得到我的表現,你懂嗎?

348
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:26,383
迪迪又惹毛我了,打呼超大聲

349
00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:28,344
我說「關於打呼的事,我有話要說」

350
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:29,511
我只不過抱怨一下,就變成我的錯

351
00:15:29,511 --> 00:15:31,430
先生,請你他媽閉嘴

352
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,932
免得我把你趕下飛機

353
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:35,559
- 我是空警
- 知道了

354
00:15:35,559 --> 00:15:38,354
他們會在飛行期間
避免瘋狂的旅客造成飛安問題

355
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,480
很高興你告訴我

356
00:15:41,482 --> 00:15:42,816
歡迎登機

357
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:45,653
很榮幸能在前往茂宜島的航班
為你們服務

358
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,113
就像斑尾鷸

359
00:15:48,113 --> 00:15:52,576
我們會乘風往西航向目的地

360
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,204
今天天氣晴朗,航程會相當平穩

361
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:00,501
我們要開始了

362
00:16:00,501 --> 00:16:02,586
- 會真的像要起飛一樣
- 好

363
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,047
各位先生女士,接下來輪到我們起飛

364
00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,842
(梅兒:要是我死了
請幫巴巴找個好人家)

365
00:16:08,842 --> 00:16:10,469
(布萊恩:什麼?誰是巴巴?)

366
00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:14,640
- 轉飛航模式!
- 該死,對,飛航模式

367
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,226
- 就是為了這種時候而設的
- 沒錯,我心想...

368
00:16:18,477 --> 00:16:21,939
即使氧氣罩從天花板降下來
飛機還是能降落

369
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,650
即使會弄亂你的髮型,也請務必戴上

370
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,944
空服員,請為飛機離場做準備

371
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,028
嘿

372
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:31,532
如果開始覺得焦慮,就按這裡

373
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,994
好

374
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,498
我還是很害怕

375
00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:41,792
好,你最怕什麼?

376
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,837
飛上天

377
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:47,840
還要相信飛機能繼續飛行

378
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,009
之後飛機也會降落

379
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,385
- 所以就是全部都怕
- 全部都怕

380
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:54,555
好,我在這裡,有我在

381
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,890
空服員,請就坐

382
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,573
我辦...我辦不到

383
00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,161
看著我

384
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,872
嘿,看著我

385
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:21,790
沒事的

386
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:31,925
已達到巡航高度三萬呎

387
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,470
起飛模擬完成了

388
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,805
天啊,我辦到了

389
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:41,060
就像雛鳥踏出了安全的鳥巢

390
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,896
以發育程度來說,已經可以飛行了

391
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,023
梅兒,你準備好了

392
00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,107
你辦到了

393
00:17:47,691 --> 00:17:52,279
雖然你錯過畢業典禮
但你不會錯過班機

394
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,490
- 你現在是高飛營一分子了,女孩
- 太棒了

395
00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:56,742
- 恭喜,太好了
- 恭喜

396
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,494
- 太棒了
- 女孩,你是高飛營一分子了

397
00:17:58,494 --> 00:18:00,162
- 女英雄
- 你們居然為我這麼做

398
00:18:00,162 --> 00:18:02,289
框還是我偷來的

399
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,374
不過那是泰倫斯的主意

400
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,584
都是泰倫斯的主意

401
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,213
恭喜,我以你為榮

402
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,050
謝謝你的幫忙

403
00:18:14,301 --> 00:18:16,553
要是少了你,我恐怕上不了飛機

404
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,098
更別提自己降落了

405
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,558
我知道你辦得到,我有信心

406
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,602
雖然我們無法陪你搭機

407
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,853
但我們都支持你

408
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:27,606
- 你現在是放鬆的傑克森了
- 沒錯,放輕鬆

409
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,941
輕鬆簡單

410
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,528
別擔心,降落是一樣的
只是方向相反

411
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,530
看看你,你辦到了

412
00:18:36,448 --> 00:18:37,491
很抱歉我來晚了

413
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:39,910
艾力克斯,你不是應該去打包行李?

414
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:41,870
你今晚就要離開了
你跑來這裡做什麼?

415
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:43,539
- 快過來,抱一個...
- 你不是忙著

416
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:44,706
- 準備婚禮嗎?
- 抱一個...

417
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:46,500
不...我不會錯過這種場合

418
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,628
如果你要為我前往夏威夷
我就可以來這裡幫助你

419
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:51,171
- 你辦到了,我以你為榮
- 謝謝

420
00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:54,174
- 兄弟,你做得很成功
- 是啊

421
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:56,009
那才叫無人能及,泰倫斯

422
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:57,219
那才叫全力以赴

423
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,221
- 我想你應該這麼做
- 天啊

424
00:18:59,805 --> 00:19:01,765
怎麼了?你幹嘛站在那裡一臉嚴肅?

425
00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:03,350
- 謝謝你過來一趟
- 不客氣

426
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:07,187
老兄,他嗎?
我知道你不喜歡看到這種畫面

427
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,481
拜託,他都要結婚了
你沒什麼好擔心的

428
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:10,941
不...不是那樣的

429
00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:14,444
有時即使命中目標也不重要

430
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,821
因為受到支持的是你的對手,不是你

431
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,698
- 再見
- 才不是這樣

432
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:18,907
- 沒事的,兄弟
- 也該是時候了

433
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:19,992
你沒問題的,小泰

434
00:19:28,959 --> 00:19:31,879
我們居然真的在做夢想板

435
00:19:31,879 --> 00:19:33,630
我需要為此多喝點香檳

436
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,258
- 那個澆水器是做什麼用的?
- 那個?

437
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:39,511
對,我決定今年不上床了

438
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,888
賤人,你刻意的?

439
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:42,848
只要對我有用就好

440
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,725
對,我只想他媽灌溉自己的花園

441
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:48,270
那最好是個超棒的澆水器

442
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,771
聽著,你們答應過我

443
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,065
這會比跟拉瑪去拉斯維加斯還好玩

444
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:54,693
我現在卻看著梅麗莎做...

445
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,779
- 寶貝,你在幹嘛?
- 我...

446
00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,991
我只是要用紙膠帶
來幫這棵棕櫚樹做個外框

447
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:03,368
- 介紹一下吧
- 好

448
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:05,704
這些是棕櫚樹

449
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:07,748
位於夏威夷

450
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,750
我明天要去夏威夷

451
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:12,628
到了夏威夷
我要告訴艾力克斯我還是忘不了他

452
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:13,712
所以...

453
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,214
梅兒

454
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,132
- 所以你...
- 請給我那支亮粉筆

455
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:19,218
等等,你原本說你要去那裡

456
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:21,720
是因為想要觸摸太平洋之類的

457
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:26,558
我知道,可是原來我都在自欺欺人

458
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:30,020
我眼中完全容不下別人
因為我彷彿戴著艾力克斯護目鏡

459
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,356
我眼裡只有他

460
00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,984
- 我對他舊情難了
- 你指的是「愛情」?

461
00:20:35,984 --> 00:20:37,945
- 愛戀的感覺?
- 對

462
00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,280
我現在怕要是我不對他坦承我的心意

463
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,241
我餘生都會後悔

464
00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:45,786
我知道聽起來不妥,但...

465
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:48,914
我在那架飛機上看到他時...

466
00:20:51,166 --> 00:20:52,292
我的內心還是小鹿亂撞

467
00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:55,587
我仍然感覺得到

468
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,715
這個嘛,感情的事無法反駁

469
00:20:59,299 --> 00:21:00,509
不對,可以

470
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:02,761
- 你支持她?
- 對

471
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:04,221
我是說...

472
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:05,722
怎麼樣?

473
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:08,141
最糟能怎樣?

474
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,768
不曉得,你說呢?

475
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,436
聽著

476
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,438
你到了茂宜島

477
00:21:13,647 --> 00:21:16,900
穿著絲質大尺碼連身褲裝
看起來超美

478
00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,944
頂著完美的妝容,就像我教你的一樣

479
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:21,905
你看到一盤邁泰雞尾酒

480
00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,532
你就拿了一杯

481
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,616
而酒保說

482
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:28,495
「嘿,受邀的婚禮賓客才能喝」

483
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:32,749
然後你就像
抱持著信念出任務的女性說

484
00:21:32,749 --> 00:21:34,960
「我受邀而來」

485
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:38,213
裝飾物?賤人,你沒時間理裝飾物了

486
00:21:38,213 --> 00:21:39,756
你把裝飾物丟回去

487
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,094
然後你就踹開宴會廳大門

488
00:21:46,179 --> 00:21:49,891
他們就在那裡,新娘與新郎,而你

489
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,144
準備要爭取你心愛的男人

490
00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:59,067
然後你說「別娶她,艾力克斯
你不愛她,你愛的是我」

491
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:00,861
然後艾力克斯看著茱莉

492
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,196
然後他看著你,又看著神

493
00:22:03,196 --> 00:22:06,074
然後他再看著你說「梅兒...」

494
00:22:07,617 --> 00:22:08,702
等等

495
00:22:09,828 --> 00:22:12,247
在場只有我是已婚婦女

496
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,541
重要的不只是邁泰雞尾酒跟連身褲裝

497
00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:15,667
以下是你沒注意到的地方

498
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,758
你依舊非常緊張,覺得很噁心

499
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,801
門一被踹開

500
00:22:24,801 --> 00:22:26,636
所有在錄婚禮的手機

501
00:22:26,636 --> 00:22:27,888
現在都對準了你

502
00:22:27,888 --> 00:22:31,183
愛這對新人的親友都看著你

503
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,684
他們心一沉

504
00:22:32,684 --> 00:22:35,645
並開始直播你造成的混亂局面

505
00:22:35,645 --> 00:22:37,856
艾力克斯跟茱莉一臉恐懼地看著你

506
00:22:37,856 --> 00:22:39,691
即使如此,你還是說出口了

507
00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:44,613
「別娶她,艾力克斯
你不愛她,你愛的是我」

508
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:46,948
你等他回答時

509
00:22:47,449 --> 00:22:49,618
不小心跟新娘的母親對上眼

510
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:50,994
她大受打擊

511
00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,371
而新娘的父親

512
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:54,373
這些年來都沒運動過

513
00:22:54,373 --> 00:22:56,208
但他準備要阻止你

514
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,918
毀了他寶貝女兒的大喜之日

515
00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:59,878
而艾力克斯的答案...

516
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:03,715
賤人,別吊我們胃口,他說了什麼?

517
00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:05,926
我不知道

518
00:23:06,927 --> 00:23:08,345
我不知道艾力克斯會怎麼說

519
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,347
不管怎樣,那場婚禮毀了
而你變成熱門人物

520
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,932
但你會被當眾矢之的

521
00:23:12,891 --> 00:23:13,892
不會吧

522
00:23:19,773 --> 00:23:20,774
我懂你的意思

523
00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:24,778
那些情況的確有可能發生

524
00:23:26,071 --> 00:23:31,535
但我不想再聽其他人的說法
我只想聆聽自己的心聲

525
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,621
我想試試看

526
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,250
不清楚艾力克斯的心意

527
00:23:38,667 --> 00:23:40,544
會讓我傷心而死
搭機還不一定會害死我

528
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:46,425
對,我可能會鑄成大錯
但我很期待犯這個錯

529
00:23:48,051 --> 00:23:50,846
對,我知道聽起來很瘋狂

530
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:53,723
我也可能會搞砸,但...

531
00:23:54,808 --> 00:23:56,309
我不在乎

532
00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,187
我不在乎

533
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:11,575
因為至少在我死去...

534
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:15,954
人生跑馬燈在眼前出現時

535
00:24:17,998 --> 00:24:19,249
至少看得到這段回憶

536
00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:23,128
如果要我釋懷,我就得知道答案

537
00:24:24,254 --> 00:24:25,297
而且...

538
00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:29,551
他媽的我心裡還想著
他可能會說他也想跟我在一起

539
00:24:33,263 --> 00:24:34,431
他要搭幾點的班機?

540
00:24:35,974 --> 00:24:38,351
今晚8點18分,怎麼了?

541
00:24:38,351 --> 00:24:42,230
即使我覺得這麼做不妥
何不現在就告訴他?

542
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,565
抱歉,什麼?

543
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,984
毀了他的新年,而非婚禮

544
00:24:45,984 --> 00:24:47,819
該死

545
00:25:43,333 --> 00:25:45,335
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