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I have had to let go of someone to grow.
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The first thing that comes
to mind is my best friend.
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I have let go of many people in my life
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to go through to the next phase.
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I have zero regrets about it.
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The most important person on Earth is me.
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I, like, stormed out at one point.
I was really proud of myself
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because, like, when I stormed out,
I didn't trip or anything like that.
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I was really worried
I was gonna fuck up the exit,
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but it was-- it was a 10.
It was a 10.
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♪ Oh, sometimes you just can't fix it ♪
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♪ You love somebody
who loves burning bridges ♪
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You see what I'm saying?
I'm out of my comfort zone because
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the thing is old Mel doesn't take risks
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'cause old Mel was
comfortable being small.
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But, not anymore.
Now, you're shaking things up
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like a handful of sunflower seeds.
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Damn, right. You know what?
I am a snack.
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That's right.
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- That people chew up and spit out.
- Well...
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- Just like the world has spit me out.
- No, no, no.
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- Okay. [grunts] Be honest.
- Always.
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Do these shoulder pads
make me look like a linebacker?
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Mel, you look--
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You look--
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- You look like--
- Judge Judy!
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Come on, man. Judge Judy wear a robe, bro.
Sit down, man.
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Where you going looking
like the CEO of the Tarmac?
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I was gonna take this High Flyers class,
but...
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it's stupid! I mean, what was I thinking?
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I am not management material!
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Mel, uh-uh, we're not doing that today.
Look at me. You are a boss-ass bitch.
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- I need you to say it, come on.
- Boss-ass bitch, so...
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- Nah...
- Uh, objection, your honor.
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Gotta say it with your chest.
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Come on now. Say it like TD Jakes.
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Stand on up.
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Alright, alright, alright...
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I'm a boss-ass...
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♪ I'm makin' a move ♪
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♪ Study long, study wrong ♪
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♪ Ain't nothin' gonna happen on a song ♪
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♪ I'm makin' a move ♪
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♪ Don't need no hickeys for this song ♪
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♪ I got joy all through my soul ♪
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♪ I'm makin' a move ♪
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♪ Get up, get out... ♪
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- Ah, you must be Ms. Jackson.
- Yeah.
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You're an hour late.
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I must've written the time down wrong.
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Hm. Not a good way to start.
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Right.
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With a recommendation from Mr. Cohen,
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I have high expectations from you.
Take a seat.
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Mr. Chavez will walk you through
the icebreaker we're working on.
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Shit.
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Hi. Melissa Jackson.
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Y-Y-You know we met, right?
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Uh...
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- The confiscation room.
- Oh shit!
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- Sorry.
- It's alright.
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So what, um, what are we doing here?
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We have to ask each other these
getting-to-know-you questions. Okay?
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- Great.
- I was on time, so I'll start.
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Okay.
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A little bit about me. Carlos Chavez,
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AKA Carlos Frutas.
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I wanted to work at JFK because...
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because they were offering a job,
and I needed one.
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- You know? [laughs] Um...
- Oh, yeah.
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A manager that's had
a big impact on my life
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was Vinny, my manager
over at Pizzeria Queens.
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- He taught me how to meditate.
- Sure.
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Enough about me.
Tell me about Ms. Jackson.
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Oh, she is not interesting.
Trust me.
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Hey, let me be the judge of that. Okay?
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Okay.
So,
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first question.
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"What inspired you to work at JFK?"
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Well, uh,
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I'm a people person.
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♪ It's about to get hot
in this mug, though ♪
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I'm a people person.
I thought that was a good thing.
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Be a work person.
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And tuck in that shirt. Jesus.
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And it wouldn't hurt if you wore
some makeup once in a while, huh?
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I am.
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♪ I been doing this
ever since I could pen ♪
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♪ I need flowers now,
I need all the clout ♪
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♪ I'm not next, I'm here ♪
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So, you still waiting on that hot date?
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Blind date. And, uh, he's not coming.
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I've been here for over an hour.
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Unless he was here, saw that I was Asian,
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and remembered he was a racist, and left.
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I once had a blind date
take one look at me
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and rewind himself out of the midtown AMC.
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No, I'm serious. He was like, "Huh?"
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It's giving VHS tape.
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- Yes!
- Oh God.
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- Men suck.
- Mm.
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Usually, pretty well.
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- That's why I can't quit 'em.
- Okay!
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You seem like such a great catch.
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I'm sure you'll find
the right guy someday.
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I need more friends like you. I-I'm Rory.
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- Mel. Hey.
- Hey.
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- Nice to see you again.
- Melissa, what did I just tell you?
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Stop chit-chatting, start working.
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You have three tables
waiting for their food!
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I'm sorry.
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She only hustles when it's her own meals.
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Dara! Honey,
you're looking good enough to eat!
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Sorry. My boss is what you call
a fucking piece of shit.
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Do not apologize.
You can't let him talk to you like that.
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When was the last time
you told a white guy to fuck off?
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Every day of my life
since my bar mitzvah.
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My parents are white.
Uh, it's a long story.
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- Are you adopted?
- Okay, it's a short story.
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Well, listen,
I'm in a situation where I can't just go
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and tell my boss what I actually think.
You know, I have bills to pay.
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Okay. Mel...
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I recently read on a tea bag
that in order to grow,
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you gotta let go of what
doesn't align with you.
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And I don't think that
this place, you know,
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aligns with you.
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Well, I'm not gonna argue
with you or the tea bag,
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but I need a job.
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I'll get you another one.
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Go tell that guy to go fuck himself.
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Please.
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Hey, Steve.
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Well, look who decided to
get off their ass and work.
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Hilarious. I've been meaning to tell you.
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You're a racist, fatphobic piece of shit!
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I quit.
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And by the way,
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a white man should not own
a Thai food restaurant!
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And for the love of God,
stop harassing Dara!
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And I'm not paying for any of my entrées!
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And I'm taking this low-sodium soy sauce
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with me because heart health.
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Taking these napkins
'cause fuck you, Steve!
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- I... am a people person.
- Hm.
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And what better place than this
for someone who loves people and travel?
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Wh-Where's the coolest place you've been?
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The ugly side of Niagara Falls.
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Um...
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The truth is I've never been on a plane.
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I, you know, I'm afraid to fly.
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Hey, there's no shame in that. Okay?
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Travel is travel.
I-I've never been on a plane, either.
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- Really?
- Mm.
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I'm gonna be taking
my first flight in a month.
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Hawaii. I-It's for my friend's wedding.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Y-You must--
You must really love this friend.
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Oh, no, no, no. Uh...
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I actually just need a vacation,
they happen to be getting married there,
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so, you know, two birds, one flight.
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So, will you be at the singles table?
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- Okay, Detective Frutas. Next question.
- Okay, okay.
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Tell me about a manager
who's had a big impact on your life.
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Okay, signal's right there.
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- Yeah.
- And then, you know,
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put your foot on the brake
before you do that.
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- Yep. Yep.
- Got your forward there.
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- And it's simple as that! You wanna try?
- Okay!
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- Yeah, I'll do it. Let's-- Oh.
- Okay, cool. Let's-- Oh.
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Sorry, I just...
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- Okay. You go around.
- I'll go around.
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- I'll-- Okay.
- Excuse me.
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♪ Whatever you like ♪
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♪ Hey, it's a world away ♪
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You know, I think you're
really gonna love it here.
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Actually, driving TRAX is the best job
at JFK. You know?
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People always happy to see you, you know?
You don't get yelled at.
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I mean, I don't--
I don't think there's a world
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where anyone would yell at you.
Okay? I mean, look at you.
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Oh, come on now.
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I don't think you'd have
any problems with that either.
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Oh!
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Okay. Okay.
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I'm definitely gonna get yelled at.
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No, you won't. Look, hey.
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No matter what, I got your back.
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♪ Make it so nice, sugar and spice ♪
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That's a hard one.
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♪ And, on the back of my hand
I'm readin' em ♪
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Oh...
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Excusez-moi.
Here it is, over here.
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- Right here.
- No, this, uh... So, Wite-Out,
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uh, there's a-a historical racism
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'cause i-it's--
Wh-Where's Black-Out, hm?
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- That's a good point.
- Hey! Hey Patti,
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Why is it so thick in here?
And why don't you guys have your masks on?
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We're living on the edge.
What do you want, Patti?
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Still going, huh?
Yep.
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You scheduled me for Saturday again.
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As per my email, I have a Quidditch match,
and they need me.
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- Can't Mel do it?
- Yeah! Yeah, I got you.
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- Mm-mm! Mm-mm...
- I-I-I...
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Just remembered,
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I have a Squarlarch, uh, match myself.
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- So, I can't do it.
- Uh, what position do you play?
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Mi... ssionary.
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- That's not a real thing.
- To her, it is.
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It's not-- It's not just real to me!
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- Missionary? Missionary?
- It's real to you too. Mm-hmm.
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My favorite.
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♪ You're unmistakable ♪
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♪ This thing's unbreakable ♪
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♪ Time's not for wasting, though ♪
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Yeah, just...
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Hey...
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Hey, Dara.
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So good to see you both.
- Mm-hmm.
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Second time this week.
Yeah.
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- It's her fault. She got me hooked.
- Guilty.
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So, what are we gonna have this week?
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Um, we're gonna do the Pad See Ew
with shrimp.
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The good shrimp,
not the frozen ones from last night.
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We'll do the two orders
of the Crab Rangoon,
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- because I'm not sharing.
- Okay?
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The crab fried rice,
extra crab, no scallions,
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and we'll do the beef Panang curry.
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And tell Gus to make it extra spicy.
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So, the usual? Coming right up.
- Yeah.
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So, you spending the night
with me tonight or what?
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I'm not staying
on your hard-ass bed.
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It's called lumbar support, first of all.
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It's called lumbar support.
- Second of all, I don't see the big deal.
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I mean, we wake up, I make you coffee,
non-dairy hazelnut sugar-free creamer...
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- Points.
- Thank you.
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And we just go to work together.
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We cannot commute in together
'cause people are gonna find out about us.
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Well, we gotta let HR know soon anyway.
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- HR...
- Yeah.
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About us. Mel, look,
we've been seeing each other,
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what, almost three months now?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I think it's time we... tell people.
242
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,525
It's nobody's business
if I'm fucking my boss but mine.
243
00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,821
We are not just fucking,
244
00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,615
okay? I...
245
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,619
I love you.
246
00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,041
Why would you say that?
247
00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,710
Because it's how I feel.
248
00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,921
I mean, you're not like other women.
249
00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,548
- Exactly.
- Yeah, and I could be myself around you.
250
00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,674
That's one of us.
251
00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,176
Well, you make me laugh.
252
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,720
And we both like watching TV
with the subtitles on.
253
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,014
- You're not listening.
- Mel...
254
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,476
It's just so easy with you. I've...
255
00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,395
I've never had that before.
256
00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,065
With anyone.
257
00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,859
This is not gonna work.
258
00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,027
What do you mean?
259
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,072
I mean, I thought you had
feelings for me, too.
260
00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,533
Well, I don't.
261
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,034
Hey...
262
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,036
Yeah, you do.
263
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,122
You're just afraid to let me love you.
264
00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:08,418
♪ Isn't it strange? ♪
265
00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:13,173
- No.
- ♪ How people can change ♪
266
00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,758
I'm just here...
267
00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,845
'cause you're around, and you'll touch me.
268
00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,473
♪ From strangers to friends ♪
269
00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,935
♪ Friends into lovers ♪
270
00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,981
♪ And strangers again ♪
271
00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:36,280
Do you know how exhausting it is
to be the Mel that he's been dating?
272
00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,073
That side of you is still you.
273
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,409
Yeah, but if I didn't
break things off now,
274
00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,870
in two months,
he would see all the sides of me
275
00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,831
and realize he's made a huge mistake...
276
00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:50,460
And it would be more painful
for the both of us, so...
277
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,463
Look, if you don't think that he can love
278
00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,549
every single part of you,
279
00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,759
then fuck that guy.
280
00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,262
Just-- [sobs] hurts so bad.
281
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,763
I know. I know. It's okay.
282
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,682
This is why I don't do relationships.
283
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,185
I'm starting to understand.
284
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,812
- Yeah, cock 'em and block 'em? Yeah.
- Yeah.
285
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,355
Plus,
286
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,691
we have each other.
287
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,818
- For everything.
- Mm-hmm.
288
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,362
- Always.
- Yeah, always.
289
00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,906
Except for the sex part.
290
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,075
I know, but I wish you'd reconsider
the sex part.
291
00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,828
- Well-- Babe, we tried.
- We did try. Halloween.
292
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,539
- The beard was confusing.
- It was soft serve.
293
00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:39,134
So, there is something
I've been dying to ask you
294
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,053
since I met you in
the confiscation room last month.
295
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,680
Oh! That Iberico ham is...
296
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,517
Woo! It's fire.
297
00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,645
I'm trying to make it last,
so I just cut off a little slice
298
00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,397
to reward myself for
doing my chores.
299
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,276
You're cute, but I wanted
to ask you about the accident.
300
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,946
I know you didn't get into it
with card sharks.
301
00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,074
So, what happened?
302
00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,784
Seriously?
303
00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,258
Seriously?! What the fuck?!
304
00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,468
Hell no! Not today, Satan!
305
00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,054
Hey, Tamika. I'm sorry.
306
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,848
I got my hospital bill,
307
00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,100
and insurance ain't cover shit.
308
00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,645
Girl, you had me scared. I thought
death was knocking at your door again.
309
00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,938
Okay, now I know they're making--
310
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,815
Comprehensive penal--
They're making this shit up!
311
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,817
- I know it.
- Eh...
312
00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,070
I don't know about that.
I saw you dead.
313
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,947
Like, I thought I was about
to have a ghost problem
314
00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,032
on top of my rat problem.
315
00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,242
Wait, you were there?
316
00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286
Who do you think called the ambulance?
317
00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,663
Me and Lamar were fucking
when we heard something fall.
318
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,748
I took a video. You wanna see it?
319
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,334
- No, I don't-- Oh, alright.
- Look.
320
00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,796
Uh-huh. Just making sure y'all don't
steal none of her shit.
321
00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,799
That's what they did to my cousin Toño,
and he had to buy all new CDs.
322
00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,718
That's my neighbor,
and she's just always--
323
00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,886
Melissa, can you hear me?
324
00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,304
Breathe. Stay with us
325
00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,932
I think she's dead.
326
00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,019
No pulse. Intubate. Cut the bra.
- Oh, my God.
327
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,938
Fuck.
328
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,024
I don't wanna talk about it.
329
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,194
Uh, okay...
330
00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,237
My bad.
331
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,324
Um... Question number three.
332
00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,952
"Tell me about a time when you solved
a problem in a creative way."
333
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,169
If that Ümlaüt claim
doesn't come through,
334
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,712
I'm fucked, Bubba.
335
00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,341
There must be something I can do.
336
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,058
You're only as sick as your secrets.
337
00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:55,270
♪ Uh, chillin', layin' in the cut though ♪
338
00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,648
- ♪ Easy, tryin' see what up though ♪
- What's this?
339
00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:00,150
♪ So money, I got money ♪
340
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,069
- One, two, three, four.
- ♪ Ooh ooh ♪
341
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,780
- ♪ Money, I got money ♪
- Okay.
342
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,949
♪ Ooh ooh ♪
343
00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,119
♪ All my life, I had to grind and hustle ♪
344
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,330
♪ I had to work like Kobe ♪
345
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,208
♪ Just to shine like Russell ♪
346
00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,627
♪ They say, "Glad you made it" ♪
347
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,171
♪ It happened overnight ♪
348
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,465
♪ They say, "Damn, you changed" ♪
349
00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,717
♪ I'm like, 'Sho' you right" ♪
350
00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:30,264
Forty-seven years to pay this off?
351
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,475
No debt, no teeth, no point.
352
00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,731
What? Are you sure?
353
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:44,236
Hello, this is, um, Elise Robinson.
354
00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,239
I was wondering if you could be a doll
355
00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,075
and tell me what my credit limit is.
356
00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,952
To verify your identity,
357
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,496
I'm going to ask you to answer
your security question.
358
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,332
What is the name of your first pet?
359
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,459
Um, my...
360
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,007
Try Bubba. B-U-B-B-A.
361
00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,842
Yeah, yeah, thank you, baby.
362
00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,927
Correct. Thank you, Ms. Robinson.
363
00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,596
The limit is $10,000.
364
00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:14,641
Your balance is $9,721.
Would you like to make a payment?
365
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,977
I'm so sorry. Wrong number.
366
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,607
Now, what?
367
00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,693
Hey. You know that whole wardrobe accident
368
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,320
that ended with me in the hospital?
369
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,740
Uh, yeah, you okay?
[on phone] Truth? Uh...
370
00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,909
I got the hospital bill, and it's bad.
371
00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,661
But my caseworker said
I could go on a payment plan,
372
00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,706
but my credit score is absolute shit.
373
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,875
And so, I need a co-signer.
374
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,959
And I was, um...
375
00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:45,005
was hoping, um,
you could be my co-signer.
376
00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,423
Yeah, uh--
And I-I promise
377
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,717
- I would pay on time--
- Yeah, yeah. H-How much is it?
378
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,178
$30,000.
379
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,596
- Holy shit!
- Holy shit!
380
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,057
Wait, am I on speaker?
Is someone there?
381
00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,433
Yeah... Um. uh,
382
00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,519
Ben, he's in town, um. I...
383
00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,731
Oh, d-did you check the bill?
I-I thought you said it was--
384
00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,358
Can you take me off of speaker, please?
385
00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,443
Yeah, sorry.
386
00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,987
So...
387
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,823
will you be my co-signer?
388
00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,244
Look, Mel, I'm...
389
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,204
I'm so sorry,
390
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,165
but I-I just don't feel
comfortable doing that.
391
00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,542
- Yeah. Mm-hmm.
- No, I just--
392
00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,919
I'm actually trying to be
more financially responsible right now.
393
00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,796
I get it. I shouldn't have
put you on the spot, so...
394
00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:27,673
A-And things are extra weird
with my dad, so...
395
00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,425
Oh, yeah. No, I-I get it.
And, um...
396
00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,802
I'm fine. I--
397
00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,263
- And I'll figure it out. Anyway, um...
- Yeah, but listen, if you want--
398
00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,765
Gotta go.
399
00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,696
How the fuck do people do this?
400
00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,992
Yes, um,
I was calling about my hospital bill,
401
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,660
and I-I wanted to get on a payment plan.
402
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,203
[on phone]:
That's possible.
403
00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,997
- Do you have a co-signer?
- Yes, I have a co-signer.
404
00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,748
Name?
- My brother, Brian Jackson.
405
00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,250
And Social?
406
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,420
Uh-huh. His Social is two-one-five...
407
00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,672
I stole my brother's
Social Security number
408
00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,382
to get on a hospital payment plan.
409
00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,050
Holy shit!
410
00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,510
- Shit!
- Yep.
411
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,804
You're sneaky. I like that.
412
00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,389
I'm still making payments.
413
00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,473
Mm. Yeah.
414
00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,934
Whatever!
Everybody does sneaky shit.
415
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,104
Stick around, and you might just find out.
416
00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,693
Okay, criminal.
417
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,904
- Last question, okay?
- Alright.
418
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,655
-"Constructive criticism..."
- Mm-hmm.
419
00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,740
"...is still criticism."
420
00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,241
- Mm-hmm.
-"How do you handle that?"
421
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,326
I hate it.
422
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,289
I hate it. I wanna stop doing this.
423
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,250
You got this. Okay? Just do it.
- Okay.
424
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,419
- Hi.
- Hi. How may I help you?
425
00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,964
- I wanna quit the program.
- Oh, I'm so sorry,
426
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,718
but all cancellations actually need to be
done over the phone. There is-- Yep.
427
00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,054
A number right there
on the back of your card
428
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,639
- where you can give us a call...
- Mm.
429
00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,932
...and we can get it sorted for you.
430
00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,850
I did that, and I'm still on hold.
431
00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,271
Uh, okay, well,
maybe I can interest you in an upgrade.
432
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,399
We have a New Year special
that includes dessert.
433
00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,569
Maybe I can interest you
in a loud public argument!
434
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:18,033
Okay, gimme one sec.
Take your time.
435
00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,787
- You look hungry. Are you hungry?
- Yeah.
436
00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,871
- Nah.
- Okay.
437
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,206
- A little bit.
- Eat something.
438
00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,292
Um, yeah, th-th-that sh--
That should do it.
439
00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,794
♪ Thank you! ♪
440
00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,880
Thank you so much.
441
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,550
Ugh! You know what?
442
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,844
This is not living!
443
00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,387
Assata Shakur said,
444
00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:41,014
"We got nothing to lose but our chains!"
445
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:44,226
- Vámonos! Vámonos!
- Not our gains! I'm coming!
446
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,938
I was so hungry.
447
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,649
Shit, I've been on Waist Watchers
for three years.
448
00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,943
I was off and on for 10!
Ouch.
449
00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,237
But, low-key, it was comforting
being around other people
450
00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,698
that are fucked up in the exact
same way as you.
451
00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,199
Yeah, but it's all bullshit, right?
452
00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,493
- 1,000%!
- Yes.
453
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,997
Alright, here's to all the fat bitches
that set themselves free.
454
00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,541
Uh-uh. You are not fat.
Don't talk about yourself like that.
455
00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,710
Bitch, you got eyes?
We both fat as fuck.
456
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,587
I just said that outta habit.
457
00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,755
If I call myself fat in front of Rory,
he corrects me.
458
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,633
Well, I think you're both beautiful
and fat as hell. Respectfully.
459
00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,761
- Thank you!
- Thank you, mamas! Salud!
460
00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,722
Tell me, is Rory a Leo?
461
00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,182
Yeah, how do you know?
462
00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,766
They can be a little superficial.
463
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,059
Mm-hmm.
464
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,228
Uh, he can be a little narcissistic.
465
00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,440
Like, the other day, he--
You know what? Never mind.
466
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,400
No, no, no, no, no. What?
467
00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,153
His dad put me up for
this management class,
468
00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,113
and he asked me not to take it.
469
00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,617
Wow...
470
00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:42,910
You're taking it, though, right?
471
00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,204
His relationship with his dad is messy,
472
00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,664
and as his friend,
I'm not gonna throw fuel on the fire.
473
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,749
That would be selfish.
474
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:50,083
What?!
And as your friend,
475
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,502
that's his fire.
476
00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,295
Putting yourself first
is not being selfish.
477
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,088
- Right.
- Yes, it is! If it hurts somebody,
478
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,757
you gotta put your needs aside.
479
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,966
Goddamn.
480
00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,719
Does anybody have Brené Brown's number?
Anyone?
481
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,555
Be honest.
Do you wanna take this management class?
482
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,641
I mean, it does come with a raise.
483
00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,519
- Bitch, take the class!
- He would do the same for me!
484
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,020
The same man you just called a narcissist?
485
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,104
Nope.
486
00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:12,523
I get you, Mel.
487
00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:15,150
I was just like you.
But then, I did ayahuasca,
488
00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,277
and I realized I have
to ask for what I want.
489
00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,695
Period.
Mm-hmm.
490
00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,197
Conflict be that bitch.
Mm-hmm.
491
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,824
She can make a relationship grow
or break it.
492
00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,618
Exactly. After five years,
493
00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,537
Eric didn't like it when I found my voice.
494
00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,247
So, we got a divorce,
495
00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,831
and I went back to dating women.
496
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,875
Mm. Yes, you did.
- Okay.
497
00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,962
Okay. Let's say I take it.
498
00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,840
I ain't got nothing to wear.
Say less.
499
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,677
I can have you looking
managerial as fuck in no time.
500
00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:44,346
Y'all wanna come over to my place
and do a fatty makeover?
501
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,977
Yes.
502
00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:51,812
Uh...
503
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:53,981
do you think we can do it tomorrow?
504
00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,818
Well, you can bail
505
00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,362
if whatever it is you're about to do
506
00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,739
is something that you actually wanna do.
507
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,449
Bet.
508
00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,371
Did somebody say "fashion show"? Aye!
Aye!
509
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,748
Yes! It's about time!
510
00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,542
I got the looks.
We gonna do an eye for you.
511
00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,294
I wanna look like Michael Scott.
512
00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,547
Like, my friends,
they told me to dress the part,
513
00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:21,925
so a bitch did.
514
00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,844
Sounds like you got some good friends.
515
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,221
Yeah, I do.
516
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,724
Okay, last question.
517
00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,518
Um, no. I thought that
was the last question.
518
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,770
You're not the only one
who's allowed to break the rules, right?
519
00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:37,274
- Well, fair, fair.
- Alright, okay. [laughs] So...
520
00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,776
- answer me this.
- Mm-hmm.
521
00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,321
What do you see for
yourself in the future?
522
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,927
I may be Black and round,
but I am not a Magic 8 Ball.
523
00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:07,387
Yeah. I don't know either.
524
00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,974
Now that you've gotten
to know your partner,
525
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,143
what I want is for you to ask yourself,
526
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,188
are you ready to have
difficult conversations?
527
00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:18,398
That brings me to your homework.
528
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,860
Please read chapter one in
Difficult Conversations.
529
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:37,835
- Oh, fuck!
- Oh, fuck!
530
00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,756
Ooh! Fuck. Uh, who's this?
531
00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,092
I thought you hated dogs.
532
00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,719
Bubba, meet Rory. Rory, meet Bubba.
533
00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,847
And I don't hate dogs.
534
00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,641
I just hate other people's dogs
when they're assholes.
535
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,476
Jesus, a blazer?
536
00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,853
Who died and gave you a talk show?
537
00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:02,109
Actually, I, um,
need to tell you something.
538
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,111
Okay. I'm...
539
00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,029
I'm scared.
540
00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,115
Uh...
541
00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,702
Look, I know I said that I wouldn't, um...
542
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,080
but I started the management class today.
543
00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,209
What? I--
544
00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,629
I never ask you for anything. J--
545
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,465
- Just this one thing, and y-you--
- I know.
546
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,093
You know how complicated
my relationship is with my dad.
547
00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,012
Fuck, especially now.
548
00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,680
I know, but this was
a good opportunity for me,
549
00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,016
and I had to put myself first for once.
550
00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,894
Yeah, for once.
Lately, everything is about you.
551
00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,729
What?
552
00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:42,065
I'm in a real relationship
for the first time ever.
553
00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,986
I met Ben's parents last week.
554
00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,821
I've never met
a boyfriend's parents before.
555
00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,573
Boyfriend?
556
00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,741
Yeah!
557
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,701
Rory, you've only been
seeing him for a month.
558
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,078
So what if we're moving fast?
559
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,496
Who cares? The point is
560
00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,665
you don't give a shit.
561
00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,833
You're changing.
562
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,711
Good.
563
00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,463
I don't wanna be that person anymore.
564
00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,423
I-I wanna be better!
565
00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:07,758
Ever since the accident, I--
566
00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,593
Oh, my fucking God! Mel...
567
00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:13,138
Not the accident again.
Okay, it sucks that this happened to you,
568
00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:16,141
but it's been over a month, okay?
569
00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,477
You're fine. You need to move on.
570
00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,562
I fucking died, Rory.
571
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,359
For three full minutes. Dead.
572
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,778
So, don't tell me to move on.
573
00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:29,696
If you had been a better friend,
574
00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,241
i-if you had have been there,
575
00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:35,744
instead of ditching me on my birthday,
maybe none of this would've happened!
576
00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:38,413
I'm sorry, Mel, but y-you can't punish me
577
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,249
for not knowing that
you died for three minutes
578
00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,085
wh-when you hid it from me.
I'm not-- I don't read minds!
579
00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:45,921
You made ditching me a fucking sport!
580
00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:47,422
When we were supposed to go to Hamilton,
581
00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,299
you called and canceled
at the last minute.
582
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:50,592
Hamilton?
583
00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,594
Or when I begged you to
come to my cousin's baptism,
584
00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,596
you had a stupid waxing appointment,
585
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,515
and that was more important
to you than me!
586
00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,601
Mel, I can't be there for you
every second of your life.
587
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,687
- Okay?
- It's not every second!
588
00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:03,689
I-It's being there when it matters!
589
00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:06,733
It's the fact that when
I asked you to co-sign
590
00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,028
for my fucking stupid hospital bill,
591
00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,864
you said no!
592
00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,658
- I needed you!
- You always need me!
593
00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,125
Do you know how hard it is
being your only friend?
594
00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,296
Do you?
595
00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:30,340
Pretending like I don't
have a social life,
596
00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:33,135
just to make you feel better about yours?
597
00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:37,431
Being the only thing that stands
between you and your...
598
00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:40,934
loneliness! Fuck, Mel!
599
00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,936
I am not your boyfriend!
600
00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:46,190
♪ In the end, it was friends ♪
601
00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,067
Mel? I--
602
00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:53,363
♪ It was friends who broke my heart ♪
603
00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:57,492
- Boyfriend?
- I didn't--
604
00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,746
Rory, you're not even my friend.
605
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,665
- Just go.
- Mel?
606
00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:04,875
Rory, just go!
607
00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,377
♪ In the fore ♪
608
00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,840
♪ And as many loves ♪
609
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,010
♪ That have crossed my path ♪
610
00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,679
♪ In the end, it was friends ♪
611
00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,556
Rory.
612
00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:23,852
♪ In the end, it was friends ♪
613
00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,270
Fuck!
614
00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:30,651
♪ In the end, it was friends ♪
615
00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,361
♪ It was friends ♪
616
00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:35,405
♪ Who broke my heart ♪
617
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:40,244
♪ And I've pushed myself ♪
618
00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:43,288
♪ To be vulnerable ♪
619
00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:47,334
♪ And then slept with one eye wide ♪
620
00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,714
♪ All that pain ♪
621
00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:56,176
♪ And nothing gained in the end ♪
622
00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:59,346
♪ In the end, it was friends ♪
623
00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,561
♪ In the end, it was friends ♪
624
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,608
♪ It was friends who ♪
625
00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:17,406
♪ Broke my heart ♪