1 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:05,964 I have had to let go of someone to grow. 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:09,259 The first thing that comes to mind is my best friend. 3 00:00:09,259 --> 00:00:12,262 I have let go of many people in my life 4 00:00:12,262 --> 00:00:14,056 to go through to the next phase. 5 00:00:14,056 --> 00:00:15,807 I have zero regrets about it. 6 00:00:15,807 --> 00:00:18,352 The most important person on Earth is me. 7 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:20,604 I, like, stormed out at one point. I was really proud of myself 8 00:00:20,604 --> 00:00:23,023 because, like, when I stormed out, I didn't trip or anything like that. 9 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,775 I was really worried I was gonna fuck up the exit, 10 00:00:24,775 --> 00:00:26,276 but it was-- it was a 10. It was a 10. 11 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:29,988 ♪ Oh, sometimes you just can't fix it ♪ 12 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:33,367 ♪ You love somebody who loves burning bridges ♪ 13 00:00:33,367 --> 00:00:36,036 You see what I'm saying? I'm out of my comfort zone because 14 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,413 the thing is old Mel doesn't take risks 15 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,707 'cause old Mel was comfortable being small. 16 00:00:40,707 --> 00:00:42,584 But, not anymore. Now, you're shaking things up 17 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:43,877 like a handful of sunflower seeds. 18 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:45,712 Damn, right. You know what? I am a snack. 19 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,214 That's right. 20 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,466 - That people chew up and spit out. - Well... 21 00:00:49,466 --> 00:00:51,301 - Just like the world has spit me out. - No, no, no. 22 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:54,304 - Okay. [grunts] Be honest. - Always. 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,933 Do these shoulder pads make me look like a linebacker? 24 00:00:57,933 --> 00:00:59,309 Mel, you look-- 25 00:01:00,018 --> 00:01:01,103 You look-- 26 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,522 - You look like-- - Judge Judy! 27 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,150 Come on, man. Judge Judy wear a robe, bro. Sit down, man. 28 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,736 Where you going looking like the CEO of the Tarmac? 29 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,698 I was gonna take this High Flyers class, but... 30 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:15,576 it's stupid! I mean, what was I thinking? 31 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:17,494 I am not management material! 32 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:21,164 Mel, uh-uh, we're not doing that today. Look at me. You are a boss-ass bitch. 33 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:23,834 - I need you to say it, come on. - Boss-ass bitch, so... 34 00:01:23,834 --> 00:01:26,503 - Nah... - Uh, objection, your honor. 35 00:01:26,503 --> 00:01:27,796 Gotta say it with your chest. 36 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,590 Come on now. Say it like TD Jakes. 37 00:01:29,590 --> 00:01:30,674 Stand on up. 38 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,259 Alright, alright, alright... 39 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:34,344 I'm a boss-ass... 40 00:01:40,976 --> 00:01:42,686 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 41 00:01:42,686 --> 00:01:44,188 ♪ Study long, study wrong ♪ 42 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:46,315 ♪ Ain't nothin' gonna happen on a song ♪ 43 00:01:46,315 --> 00:01:48,233 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 44 00:01:48,233 --> 00:01:50,152 ♪ Don't need no hickeys for this song ♪ 45 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,154 ♪ I got joy all through my soul ♪ 46 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:54,406 ♪ I'm makin' a move ♪ 47 00:01:54,406 --> 00:01:55,908 ♪ Get up, get out... ♪ 48 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:59,536 - Ah, you must be Ms. Jackson. - Yeah. 49 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,121 You're an hour late. 50 00:02:01,121 --> 00:02:03,165 I must've written the time down wrong. 51 00:02:03,165 --> 00:02:05,292 Hm. Not a good way to start. 52 00:02:05,292 --> 00:02:06,710 Right. 53 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,962 With a recommendation from Mr. Cohen, 54 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,965 I have high expectations from you. Take a seat. 55 00:02:11,965 --> 00:02:15,636 Mr. Chavez will walk you through the icebreaker we're working on. 56 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:18,722 Shit. 57 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:20,265 Hi. Melissa Jackson. 58 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,685 Y-Y-You know we met, right? 59 00:02:23,685 --> 00:02:24,853 Uh... 60 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,939 - The confiscation room. - Oh shit! 61 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:29,149 - Sorry. - It's alright. 62 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,943 So what, um, what are we doing here? 63 00:02:30,943 --> 00:02:33,278 We have to ask each other these getting-to-know-you questions. Okay? 64 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:35,113 - Great. - I was on time, so I'll start. 65 00:02:35,113 --> 00:02:36,532 Okay. 66 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:39,493 A little bit about me. Carlos Chavez, 67 00:02:39,493 --> 00:02:41,245 AKA Carlos Frutas. 68 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:44,456 I wanted to work at JFK because... 69 00:02:45,249 --> 00:02:46,959 because they were offering a job, and I needed one. 70 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,461 - You know? [laughs] Um... - Oh, yeah. 71 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:51,463 A manager that's had a big impact on my life 72 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:54,258 was Vinny, my manager over at Pizzeria Queens. 73 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:56,677 - He taught me how to meditate. - Sure. 74 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:58,971 Enough about me. Tell me about Ms. Jackson. 75 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:01,598 Oh, she is not interesting. Trust me. 76 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:03,308 Hey, let me be the judge of that. Okay? 77 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:06,103 Okay. So, 78 00:03:06,103 --> 00:03:07,646 first question. 79 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,439 "What inspired you to work at JFK?" 80 00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:12,234 Well, uh, 81 00:03:12,234 --> 00:03:13,735 I'm a people person. 82 00:03:13,735 --> 00:03:15,946 ♪ It's about to get hot in this mug, though ♪ 83 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,955 I'm a people person. I thought that was a good thing. 84 00:03:24,955 --> 00:03:26,248 Be a work person. 85 00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:27,791 And tuck in that shirt. Jesus. 86 00:03:27,791 --> 00:03:30,252 And it wouldn't hurt if you wore some makeup once in a while, huh? 87 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,046 I am. 88 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,590 ♪ I been doing this ever since I could pen ♪ 89 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:36,592 ♪ I need flowers now, I need all the clout ♪ 90 00:03:36,592 --> 00:03:37,968 ♪ I'm not next, I'm here ♪ 91 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,058 So, you still waiting on that hot date? 92 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:48,270 Blind date. And, uh, he's not coming. 93 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:50,147 I've been here for over an hour. 94 00:03:50,147 --> 00:03:51,982 Unless he was here, saw that I was Asian, 95 00:03:51,982 --> 00:03:54,193 and remembered he was a racist, and left. 96 00:03:54,193 --> 00:03:56,862 I once had a blind date take one look at me 97 00:03:56,862 --> 00:03:59,156 and rewind himself out of the midtown AMC. 98 00:03:59,156 --> 00:04:01,366 No, I'm serious. He was like, "Huh?" 99 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:04,953 It's giving VHS tape. 100 00:04:04,953 --> 00:04:06,205 - Yes! - Oh God. 101 00:04:06,205 --> 00:04:08,123 - Men suck. - Mm. 102 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:09,416 Usually, pretty well. 103 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:11,418 - That's why I can't quit 'em. - Okay! 104 00:04:11,418 --> 00:04:12,920 You seem like such a great catch. 105 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,546 I'm sure you'll find the right guy someday. 106 00:04:15,464 --> 00:04:18,342 I need more friends like you. I-I'm Rory. 107 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,469 - Mel. Hey. - Hey. 108 00:04:20,469 --> 00:04:23,263 - Nice to see you again. - Melissa, what did I just tell you? 109 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,015 Stop chit-chatting, start working. 110 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,767 You have three tables waiting for their food! 111 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,310 I'm sorry. 112 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,187 She only hustles when it's her own meals. 113 00:04:31,647 --> 00:04:34,191 Dara! Honey, you're looking good enough to eat! 114 00:04:34,775 --> 00:04:38,737 Sorry. My boss is what you call a fucking piece of shit. 115 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:42,241 Do not apologize. You can't let him talk to you like that. 116 00:04:42,241 --> 00:04:44,660 When was the last time you told a white guy to fuck off? 117 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:46,995 Every day of my life since my bar mitzvah. 118 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,832 My parents are white. Uh, it's a long story. 119 00:04:50,832 --> 00:04:53,168 - Are you adopted? - Okay, it's a short story. 120 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,964 Well, listen, I'm in a situation where I can't just go 121 00:04:56,964 --> 00:05:00,259 and tell my boss what I actually think. You know, I have bills to pay. 122 00:05:00,259 --> 00:05:02,052 Okay. Mel... 123 00:05:03,178 --> 00:05:07,057 I recently read on a tea bag that in order to grow, 124 00:05:07,057 --> 00:05:09,434 you gotta let go of what doesn't align with you. 125 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,979 And I don't think that this place, you know, 126 00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,438 aligns with you. 127 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,482 Well, I'm not gonna argue with you or the tea bag, 128 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,401 but I need a job. 129 00:05:17,401 --> 00:05:20,112 I'll get you another one. 130 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,948 Go tell that guy to go fuck himself. 131 00:05:23,824 --> 00:05:24,908 Please. 132 00:05:27,536 --> 00:05:29,204 Hey, Steve. 133 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,832 Well, look who decided to get off their ass and work. 134 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,044 Hilarious. I've been meaning to tell you. 135 00:05:36,044 --> 00:05:39,840 You're a racist, fatphobic piece of shit! 136 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,800 I quit. 137 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:43,177 And by the way, 138 00:05:43,177 --> 00:05:46,430 a white man should not own a Thai food restaurant! 139 00:05:46,430 --> 00:05:49,433 And for the love of God, stop harassing Dara! 140 00:05:49,433 --> 00:05:51,268 And I'm not paying for any of my entrées! 141 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:53,478 And I'm taking this low-sodium soy sauce 142 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,480 with me because heart health. 143 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,900 Taking these napkins 'cause fuck you, Steve! 144 00:05:57,900 --> 00:06:00,360 - I... am a people person. - Hm. 145 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,114 And what better place than this for someone who loves people and travel? 146 00:06:04,114 --> 00:06:05,824 Wh-Where's the coolest place you've been? 147 00:06:07,159 --> 00:06:09,328 The ugly side of Niagara Falls. 148 00:06:09,328 --> 00:06:11,079 Um... 149 00:06:11,914 --> 00:06:13,874 The truth is I've never been on a plane. 150 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,292 I, you know, I'm afraid to fly. 151 00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:18,212 Hey, there's no shame in that. Okay? 152 00:06:18,212 --> 00:06:20,964 Travel is travel. I-I've never been on a plane, either. 153 00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:23,091 - Really? - Mm. 154 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:26,637 I'm gonna be taking my first flight in a month. 155 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,014 Hawaii. I-It's for my friend's wedding. 156 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,182 - Okay. - Yeah. 157 00:06:30,182 --> 00:06:32,059 Y-You must-- You must really love this friend. 158 00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:34,186 Oh, no, no, no. Uh... 159 00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:37,648 I actually just need a vacation, they happen to be getting married there, 160 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:39,608 so, you know, two birds, one flight. 161 00:06:40,192 --> 00:06:43,237 So, will you be at the singles table? 162 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:48,033 - Okay, Detective Frutas. Next question. - Okay, okay. 163 00:06:48,992 --> 00:06:52,454 Tell me about a manager who's had a big impact on your life. 164 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,500 Okay, signal's right there. 165 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,752 - Yeah. - And then, you know, 166 00:06:58,752 --> 00:07:00,546 put your foot on the brake before you do that. 167 00:07:00,546 --> 00:07:01,922 - Yep. Yep. - Got your forward there. 168 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,882 - And it's simple as that! You wanna try? - Okay! 169 00:07:03,882 --> 00:07:06,051 - Yeah, I'll do it. Let's-- Oh. - Okay, cool. Let's-- Oh. 170 00:07:06,051 --> 00:07:07,511 Sorry, I just... 171 00:07:07,511 --> 00:07:09,012 - Okay. You go around. - I'll go around. 172 00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:11,265 - I'll-- Okay. - Excuse me. 173 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:14,351 ♪ Whatever you like ♪ 174 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,103 ♪ Hey, it's a world away ♪ 175 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,896 You know, I think you're really gonna love it here. 176 00:07:17,896 --> 00:07:21,942 Actually, driving TRAX is the best job at JFK. You know? 177 00:07:21,942 --> 00:07:24,736 People always happy to see you, you know? You don't get yelled at. 178 00:07:24,736 --> 00:07:27,197 I mean, I don't-- I don't think there's a world 179 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:30,367 where anyone would yell at you. Okay? I mean, look at you. 180 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,035 Oh, come on now. 181 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:34,454 I don't think you'd have any problems with that either. 182 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:35,956 Oh! 183 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:38,750 Okay. Okay. 184 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,961 I'm definitely gonna get yelled at. 185 00:07:40,961 --> 00:07:42,546 No, you won't. Look, hey. 186 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,381 No matter what, I got your back. 187 00:07:44,381 --> 00:07:47,885 ♪ Make it so nice, sugar and spice ♪ 188 00:07:47,885 --> 00:07:50,304 That's a hard one. 189 00:07:50,304 --> 00:07:52,890 ♪ And, on the back of my hand I'm readin' em ♪ 190 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,728 Oh... 191 00:07:57,728 --> 00:07:59,855 Excusez-moi. Here it is, over here. 192 00:07:59,855 --> 00:08:01,565 - Right here. - No, this, uh... So, Wite-Out, 193 00:08:01,565 --> 00:08:03,609 uh, there's a-a historical racism 194 00:08:03,609 --> 00:08:05,694 'cause i-it's-- Wh-Where's Black-Out, hm? 195 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,738 - That's a good point. - Hey! Hey Patti, 196 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:10,782 Why is it so thick in here? And why don't you guys have your masks on? 197 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,160 We're living on the edge. What do you want, Patti? 198 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:18,123 Still going, huh? Yep. 199 00:08:20,334 --> 00:08:22,503 You scheduled me for Saturday again. 200 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:24,922 As per my email, I have a Quidditch match, and they need me. 201 00:08:24,922 --> 00:08:26,840 - Can't Mel do it? - Yeah! Yeah, I got you. 202 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:28,509 - Mm-mm! Mm-mm... - I-I-I... 203 00:08:28,509 --> 00:08:30,135 Just remembered, 204 00:08:30,135 --> 00:08:32,721 I have a Squarlarch, uh, match myself. 205 00:08:32,721 --> 00:08:35,265 - So, I can't do it. - Uh, what position do you play? 206 00:08:35,265 --> 00:08:38,685 Mi... ssionary. 207 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,812 - That's not a real thing. - To her, it is. 208 00:08:44,149 --> 00:08:46,318 It's not-- It's not just real to me! 209 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,737 - Missionary? Missionary? - It's real to you too. Mm-hmm. 210 00:08:48,737 --> 00:08:50,822 My favorite. 211 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:53,825 ♪ You're unmistakable ♪ 212 00:08:53,825 --> 00:08:56,328 ♪ This thing's unbreakable ♪ 213 00:08:56,328 --> 00:08:57,913 ♪ Time's not for wasting, though ♪ 214 00:08:57,913 --> 00:08:59,873 Yeah, just... 215 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,875 Hey... 216 00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:03,210 Hey, Dara. 217 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,379 So good to see you both. - Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,964 Second time this week. Yeah. 219 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:09,550 - It's her fault. She got me hooked. - Guilty. 220 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:11,635 So, what are we gonna have this week? 221 00:09:11,635 --> 00:09:14,847 Um, we're gonna do the Pad See Ew with shrimp. 222 00:09:14,847 --> 00:09:17,099 The good shrimp, not the frozen ones from last night. 223 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:18,642 We'll do the two orders of the Crab Rangoon, 224 00:09:18,642 --> 00:09:20,435 - because I'm not sharing. - Okay? 225 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,522 The crab fried rice, extra crab, no scallions, 226 00:09:23,522 --> 00:09:25,774 and we'll do the beef Panang curry. 227 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:28,443 And tell Gus to make it extra spicy. 228 00:09:28,443 --> 00:09:30,821 So, the usual? Coming right up. - Yeah. 229 00:09:32,990 --> 00:09:34,741 So, you spending the night with me tonight or what? 230 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:37,160 I'm not staying on your hard-ass bed. 231 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:39,037 It's called lumbar support, first of all. 232 00:09:39,037 --> 00:09:42,583 It's called lumbar support. - Second of all, I don't see the big deal. 233 00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:46,253 I mean, we wake up, I make you coffee, non-dairy hazelnut sugar-free creamer... 234 00:09:46,503 --> 00:09:48,547 - Points. - Thank you. 235 00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,465 And we just go to work together. 236 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,302 We cannot commute in together 'cause people are gonna find out about us. 237 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,429 Well, we gotta let HR know soon anyway. 238 00:09:55,429 --> 00:09:57,431 - HR... - Yeah. 239 00:09:57,431 --> 00:10:00,184 About us. Mel, look, we've been seeing each other, 240 00:10:00,184 --> 00:10:01,476 what, almost three months now? 241 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:05,022 - Mm-hmm. - I think it's time we... tell people. 242 00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:08,525 It's nobody's business if I'm fucking my boss but mine. 243 00:10:09,902 --> 00:10:12,821 We are not just fucking, 244 00:10:12,821 --> 00:10:14,615 okay? I... 245 00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,619 I love you. 246 00:10:22,039 --> 00:10:24,041 Why would you say that? 247 00:10:25,459 --> 00:10:26,710 Because it's how I feel. 248 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:28,921 I mean, you're not like other women. 249 00:10:28,921 --> 00:10:31,548 - Exactly. - Yeah, and I could be myself around you. 250 00:10:31,548 --> 00:10:32,674 That's one of us. 251 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,176 Well, you make me laugh. 252 00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,720 And we both like watching TV with the subtitles on. 253 00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:39,014 - You're not listening. - Mel... 254 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:42,476 It's just so easy with you. I've... 255 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,395 I've never had that before. 256 00:10:47,064 --> 00:10:48,065 With anyone. 257 00:10:49,066 --> 00:10:50,859 This is not gonna work. 258 00:10:50,859 --> 00:10:52,027 What do you mean? 259 00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:55,072 I mean, I thought you had feelings for me, too. 260 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:57,533 Well, I don't. 261 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,034 Hey... 262 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,036 Yeah, you do. 263 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,122 You're just afraid to let me love you. 264 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:08,418 ♪ Isn't it strange? ♪ 265 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:13,173 - No. - ♪ How people can change ♪ 266 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:14,758 I'm just here... 267 00:11:15,968 --> 00:11:17,845 'cause you're around, and you'll touch me. 268 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:21,473 ♪ From strangers to friends ♪ 269 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:24,935 ♪ Friends into lovers ♪ 270 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:28,981 ♪ And strangers again ♪ 271 00:11:32,985 --> 00:11:36,280 Do you know how exhausting it is to be the Mel that he's been dating? 272 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,073 That side of you is still you. 273 00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:40,409 Yeah, but if I didn't break things off now, 274 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,870 in two months, he would see all the sides of me 275 00:11:42,870 --> 00:11:45,831 and realize he's made a huge mistake... 276 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:50,460 And it would be more painful for the both of us, so... 277 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,463 Look, if you don't think that he can love 278 00:11:53,463 --> 00:11:55,549 every single part of you, 279 00:11:56,508 --> 00:11:57,759 then fuck that guy. 280 00:11:57,759 --> 00:12:00,262 Just-- [sobs] hurts so bad. 281 00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:01,763 I know. I know. It's okay. 282 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,682 This is why I don't do relationships. 283 00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,185 I'm starting to understand. 284 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:08,812 - Yeah, cock 'em and block 'em? Yeah. - Yeah. 285 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,355 Plus, 286 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,691 we have each other. 287 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,818 - For everything. - Mm-hmm. 288 00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:17,362 - Always. - Yeah, always. 289 00:12:17,905 --> 00:12:18,906 Except for the sex part. 290 00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:22,075 I know, but I wish you'd reconsider the sex part. 291 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,828 - Well-- Babe, we tried. - We did try. Halloween. 292 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:27,539 - The beard was confusing. - It was soft serve. 293 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:39,134 So, there is something I've been dying to ask you 294 00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:41,053 since I met you in the confiscation room last month. 295 00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:43,680 Oh! That Iberico ham is... 296 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:46,517 Woo! It's fire. 297 00:12:46,517 --> 00:12:49,645 I'm trying to make it last, so I just cut off a little slice 298 00:12:49,645 --> 00:12:52,397 to reward myself for doing my chores. 299 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:56,276 You're cute, but I wanted to ask you about the accident. 300 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,946 I know you didn't get into it with card sharks. 301 00:12:58,946 --> 00:13:02,074 So, what happened? 302 00:13:02,074 --> 00:13:03,784 Seriously? 303 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:19,258 Seriously?! What the fuck?! 304 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,468 Hell no! Not today, Satan! 305 00:13:21,468 --> 00:13:24,054 Hey, Tamika. I'm sorry. 306 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,848 I got my hospital bill, 307 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:28,100 and insurance ain't cover shit. 308 00:13:28,100 --> 00:13:31,645 Girl, you had me scared. I thought death was knocking at your door again. 309 00:13:31,645 --> 00:13:32,938 Okay, now I know they're making-- 310 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,815 Comprehensive penal-- They're making this shit up! 311 00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:36,817 - I know it. - Eh... 312 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,070 I don't know about that. I saw you dead. 313 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,947 Like, I thought I was about to have a ghost problem 314 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:44,032 on top of my rat problem. 315 00:13:44,032 --> 00:13:45,242 Wait, you were there? 316 00:13:45,242 --> 00:13:47,286 Who do you think called the ambulance? 317 00:13:47,286 --> 00:13:49,663 Me and Lamar were fucking when we heard something fall. 318 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,748 I took a video. You wanna see it? 319 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,334 - No, I don't-- Oh, alright. - Look. 320 00:13:54,918 --> 00:13:57,796 Uh-huh. Just making sure y'all don't steal none of her shit. 321 00:13:57,796 --> 00:14:00,799 That's what they did to my cousin Toño, and he had to buy all new CDs. 322 00:14:00,799 --> 00:14:02,718 That's my neighbor, and she's just always-- 323 00:14:02,718 --> 00:14:03,886 Melissa, can you hear me? 324 00:14:03,886 --> 00:14:05,304 Breathe. Stay with us 325 00:14:05,304 --> 00:14:08,932 I think she's dead. 326 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:12,019 No pulse. Intubate. Cut the bra. - Oh, my God. 327 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,938 Fuck. 328 00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:17,024 I don't wanna talk about it. 329 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,194 Uh, okay... 330 00:14:20,944 --> 00:14:22,237 My bad. 331 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,324 Um... Question number three. 332 00:14:26,241 --> 00:14:28,952 "Tell me about a time when you solved a problem in a creative way." 333 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:37,169 If that Ümlaüt claim doesn't come through, 334 00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,712 I'm fucked, Bubba. 335 00:14:40,464 --> 00:14:42,341 There must be something I can do. 336 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,058 You're only as sick as your secrets. 337 00:14:51,517 --> 00:14:55,270 ♪ Uh, chillin', layin' in the cut though ♪ 338 00:14:55,270 --> 00:14:57,648 - ♪ Easy, tryin' see what up though ♪ - What's this? 339 00:14:57,648 --> 00:15:00,150 ♪ So money, I got money ♪ 340 00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:02,069 - One, two, three, four. - ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 341 00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:04,780 - ♪ Money, I got money ♪ - Okay. 342 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,949 ♪ Ooh ooh ♪ 343 00:15:07,783 --> 00:15:11,119 ♪ All my life, I had to grind and hustle ♪ 344 00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,330 ♪ I had to work like Kobe ♪ 345 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,208 ♪ Just to shine like Russell ♪ 346 00:15:16,208 --> 00:15:18,627 ♪ They say, "Glad you made it" ♪ 347 00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,171 ♪ It happened overnight ♪ 348 00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,465 ♪ They say, "Damn, you changed" ♪ 349 00:15:23,465 --> 00:15:25,717 ♪ I'm like, 'Sho' you right" ♪ 350 00:15:27,678 --> 00:15:30,264 Forty-seven years to pay this off? 351 00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,475 No debt, no teeth, no point. 352 00:15:37,020 --> 00:15:39,731 What? Are you sure? 353 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:44,236 Hello, this is, um, Elise Robinson. 354 00:15:44,820 --> 00:15:47,239 I was wondering if you could be a doll 355 00:15:47,239 --> 00:15:50,075 and tell me what my credit limit is. 356 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:51,952 To verify your identity, 357 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:54,496 I'm going to ask you to answer your security question. 358 00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:57,332 What is the name of your first pet? 359 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,459 Um, my... 360 00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:05,007 Try Bubba. B-U-B-B-A. 361 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,842 Yeah, yeah, thank you, baby. 362 00:16:06,842 --> 00:16:08,927 Correct. Thank you, Ms. Robinson. 363 00:16:08,927 --> 00:16:10,596 The limit is $10,000. 364 00:16:10,596 --> 00:16:14,641 Your balance is $9,721. Would you like to make a payment? 365 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:16,977 I'm so sorry. Wrong number. 366 00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,607 Now, what? 367 00:16:21,607 --> 00:16:24,693 Hey. You know that whole wardrobe accident 368 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:26,320 that ended with me in the hospital? 369 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,740 Uh, yeah, you okay? [on phone] Truth? Uh... 370 00:16:29,740 --> 00:16:31,909 I got the hospital bill, and it's bad. 371 00:16:31,909 --> 00:16:34,661 But my caseworker said I could go on a payment plan, 372 00:16:34,661 --> 00:16:37,706 but my credit score is absolute shit. 373 00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:39,875 And so, I need a co-signer. 374 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:40,959 And I was, um... 375 00:16:41,877 --> 00:16:45,005 was hoping, um, you could be my co-signer. 376 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:46,423 Yeah, uh-- And I-I promise 377 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,717 - I would pay on time-- - Yeah, yeah. H-How much is it? 378 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,178 $30,000. 379 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,596 - Holy shit! - Holy shit! 380 00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:55,057 Wait, am I on speaker? Is someone there? 381 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:56,433 Yeah... Um. uh, 382 00:16:56,433 --> 00:16:58,519 Ben, he's in town, um. I... 383 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:02,731 Oh, d-did you check the bill? I-I thought you said it was-- 384 00:17:02,731 --> 00:17:04,358 Can you take me off of speaker, please? 385 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,443 Yeah, sorry. 386 00:17:07,486 --> 00:17:08,987 So... 387 00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,823 will you be my co-signer? 388 00:17:13,742 --> 00:17:15,244 Look, Mel, I'm... 389 00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,204 I'm so sorry, 390 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,165 but I-I just don't feel comfortable doing that. 391 00:17:20,165 --> 00:17:21,542 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - No, I just-- 392 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,919 I'm actually trying to be more financially responsible right now. 393 00:17:23,919 --> 00:17:25,796 I get it. I shouldn't have put you on the spot, so... 394 00:17:25,796 --> 00:17:27,673 A-And things are extra weird with my dad, so... 395 00:17:27,673 --> 00:17:30,425 Oh, yeah. No, I-I get it. And, um... 396 00:17:30,425 --> 00:17:31,802 I'm fine. I-- 397 00:17:31,802 --> 00:17:34,263 - And I'll figure it out. Anyway, um... - Yeah, but listen, if you want-- 398 00:17:34,263 --> 00:17:36,765 Gotta go. 399 00:17:48,235 --> 00:17:50,696 How the fuck do people do this? 400 00:17:52,698 --> 00:17:54,992 Yes, um, I was calling about my hospital bill, 401 00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:56,660 and I-I wanted to get on a payment plan. 402 00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,203 [on phone]: That's possible. 403 00:17:58,203 --> 00:17:59,997 - Do you have a co-signer? - Yes, I have a co-signer. 404 00:17:59,997 --> 00:18:01,748 Name? - My brother, Brian Jackson. 405 00:18:01,748 --> 00:18:03,250 And Social? 406 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:06,420 Uh-huh. His Social is two-one-five... 407 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:08,672 I stole my brother's Social Security number 408 00:18:08,672 --> 00:18:10,382 to get on a hospital payment plan. 409 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,050 Holy shit! 410 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:13,510 - Shit! - Yep. 411 00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,804 You're sneaky. I like that. 412 00:18:15,804 --> 00:18:17,389 I'm still making payments. 413 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,473 Mm. Yeah. 414 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,934 Whatever! Everybody does sneaky shit. 415 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:24,104 Stick around, and you might just find out. 416 00:18:27,608 --> 00:18:29,693 Okay, criminal. 417 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,904 - Last question, okay? - Alright. 418 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,655 -"Constructive criticism..." - Mm-hmm. 419 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:34,740 "...is still criticism." 420 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:36,241 - Mm-hmm. -"How do you handle that?" 421 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:37,326 I hate it. 422 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,289 I hate it. I wanna stop doing this. 423 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:45,250 You got this. Okay? Just do it. - Okay. 424 00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,419 - Hi. - Hi. How may I help you? 425 00:18:48,337 --> 00:18:50,964 - I wanna quit the program. - Oh, I'm so sorry, 426 00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:54,718 but all cancellations actually need to be done over the phone. There is-- Yep. 427 00:18:54,718 --> 00:18:57,054 A number right there on the back of your card 428 00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,639 - where you can give us a call... - Mm. 429 00:18:58,639 --> 00:18:59,932 ...and we can get it sorted for you. 430 00:18:59,932 --> 00:19:01,850 I did that, and I'm still on hold. 431 00:19:03,769 --> 00:19:06,271 Uh, okay, well, maybe I can interest you in an upgrade. 432 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:09,399 We have a New Year special that includes dessert. 433 00:19:09,399 --> 00:19:12,569 Maybe I can interest you in a loud public argument! 434 00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:18,033 Okay, gimme one sec. Take your time. 435 00:19:19,535 --> 00:19:21,787 - You look hungry. Are you hungry? - Yeah. 436 00:19:21,787 --> 00:19:22,871 - Nah. - Okay. 437 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,206 - A little bit. - Eat something. 438 00:19:24,206 --> 00:19:27,292 Um, yeah, th-th-that sh-- That should do it. 439 00:19:27,292 --> 00:19:28,794 ♪ Thank you! ♪ 440 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,880 Thank you so much. 441 00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,550 Ugh! You know what? 442 00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:36,844 This is not living! 443 00:19:36,844 --> 00:19:38,387 Assata Shakur said, 444 00:19:38,387 --> 00:19:41,014 "We got nothing to lose but our chains!" 445 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:44,226 - Vámonos! Vámonos! - Not our gains! I'm coming! 446 00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,938 I was so hungry. 447 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:50,649 Shit, I've been on Waist Watchers for three years. 448 00:19:50,649 --> 00:19:52,943 I was off and on for 10! Ouch. 449 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:55,237 But, low-key, it was comforting being around other people 450 00:19:55,237 --> 00:19:57,698 that are fucked up in the exact same way as you. 451 00:19:57,698 --> 00:19:59,199 Yeah, but it's all bullshit, right? 452 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:01,493 - 1,000%! - Yes. 453 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,997 Alright, here's to all the fat bitches that set themselves free. 454 00:20:04,997 --> 00:20:07,541 Uh-uh. You are not fat. Don't talk about yourself like that. 455 00:20:07,541 --> 00:20:09,710 Bitch, you got eyes? We both fat as fuck. 456 00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:11,587 I just said that outta habit. 457 00:20:11,587 --> 00:20:13,755 If I call myself fat in front of Rory, he corrects me. 458 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,633 Well, I think you're both beautiful and fat as hell. Respectfully. 459 00:20:17,176 --> 00:20:19,761 - Thank you! - Thank you, mamas! Salud! 460 00:20:19,761 --> 00:20:21,722 Tell me, is Rory a Leo? 461 00:20:21,722 --> 00:20:23,182 Yeah, how do you know? 462 00:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,766 They can be a little superficial. 463 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,059 Mm-hmm. 464 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,228 Uh, he can be a little narcissistic. 465 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:31,440 Like, the other day, he-- You know what? Never mind. 466 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:33,400 No, no, no, no, no. What? 467 00:20:34,484 --> 00:20:36,153 His dad put me up for this management class, 468 00:20:36,153 --> 00:20:38,113 and he asked me not to take it. 469 00:20:39,198 --> 00:20:41,617 Wow... 470 00:20:41,617 --> 00:20:42,910 You're taking it, though, right? 471 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:45,204 His relationship with his dad is messy, 472 00:20:45,204 --> 00:20:47,664 and as his friend, I'm not gonna throw fuel on the fire. 473 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:48,749 That would be selfish. 474 00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:50,083 What?! And as your friend, 475 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,502 that's his fire. 476 00:20:51,502 --> 00:20:53,295 Putting yourself first is not being selfish. 477 00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:55,088 - Right. - Yes, it is! If it hurts somebody, 478 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,757 you gotta put your needs aside. 479 00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,966 Goddamn. 480 00:20:57,966 --> 00:21:00,719 Does anybody have Brené Brown's number? Anyone? 481 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:03,555 Be honest. Do you wanna take this management class? 482 00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,641 I mean, it does come with a raise. 483 00:21:05,641 --> 00:21:08,519 - Bitch, take the class! - He would do the same for me! 484 00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:10,020 The same man you just called a narcissist? 485 00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,104 Nope. 486 00:21:11,522 --> 00:21:12,523 I get you, Mel. 487 00:21:12,523 --> 00:21:15,150 I was just like you. But then, I did ayahuasca, 488 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:17,277 and I realized I have to ask for what I want. 489 00:21:17,277 --> 00:21:18,695 Period. Mm-hmm. 490 00:21:18,695 --> 00:21:20,197 Conflict be that bitch. Mm-hmm. 491 00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:22,824 She can make a relationship grow or break it. 492 00:21:22,824 --> 00:21:24,618 Exactly. After five years, 493 00:21:24,618 --> 00:21:26,537 Eric didn't like it when I found my voice. 494 00:21:26,537 --> 00:21:28,247 So, we got a divorce, 495 00:21:28,247 --> 00:21:29,831 and I went back to dating women. 496 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,875 Mm. Yes, you did. - Okay. 497 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:34,962 Okay. Let's say I take it. 498 00:21:35,629 --> 00:21:37,840 I ain't got nothing to wear. Say less. 499 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,677 I can have you looking managerial as fuck in no time. 500 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:44,346 Y'all wanna come over to my place and do a fatty makeover? 501 00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,977 Yes. 502 00:21:50,811 --> 00:21:51,812 Uh... 503 00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:53,981 do you think we can do it tomorrow? 504 00:21:55,190 --> 00:21:57,818 Well, you can bail 505 00:21:57,818 --> 00:22:00,362 if whatever it is you're about to do 506 00:22:00,362 --> 00:22:02,739 is something that you actually wanna do. 507 00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:04,449 Bet. 508 00:22:07,286 --> 00:22:09,371 Did somebody say "fashion show"? Aye! Aye! 509 00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,748 Yes! It's about time! 510 00:22:11,748 --> 00:22:13,542 I got the looks. We gonna do an eye for you. 511 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,294 I wanna look like Michael Scott. 512 00:22:15,878 --> 00:22:18,547 Like, my friends, they told me to dress the part, 513 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:21,925 so a bitch did. 514 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:23,844 Sounds like you got some good friends. 515 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,221 Yeah, I do. 516 00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:28,724 Okay, last question. 517 00:22:28,724 --> 00:22:31,518 Um, no. I thought that was the last question. 518 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,770 You're not the only one who's allowed to break the rules, right? 519 00:22:33,770 --> 00:22:37,274 - Well, fair, fair. - Alright, okay. [laughs] So... 520 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:39,776 - answer me this. - Mm-hmm. 521 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,321 What do you see for yourself in the future? 522 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:04,927 I may be Black and round, but I am not a Magic 8 Ball. 523 00:23:04,927 --> 00:23:07,387 Yeah. I don't know either. 524 00:23:08,472 --> 00:23:10,974 Now that you've gotten to know your partner, 525 00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:13,143 what I want is for you to ask yourself, 526 00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:16,188 are you ready to have difficult conversations? 527 00:23:16,188 --> 00:23:18,398 That brings me to your homework. 528 00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,860 Please read chapter one in Difficult Conversations. 529 00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:37,835 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, fuck! 530 00:23:39,628 --> 00:23:42,756 Ooh! Fuck. Uh, who's this? 531 00:23:42,756 --> 00:23:45,092 I thought you hated dogs. 532 00:23:45,092 --> 00:23:47,719 Bubba, meet Rory. Rory, meet Bubba. 533 00:23:47,719 --> 00:23:49,847 And I don't hate dogs. 534 00:23:49,847 --> 00:23:52,641 I just hate other people's dogs when they're assholes. 535 00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:54,476 Jesus, a blazer? 536 00:23:54,476 --> 00:23:55,853 Who died and gave you a talk show? 537 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:02,109 Actually, I, um, need to tell you something. 538 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,111 Okay. I'm... 539 00:24:04,945 --> 00:24:06,029 I'm scared. 540 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,115 Uh... 541 00:24:08,782 --> 00:24:11,702 Look, I know I said that I wouldn't, um... 542 00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:15,080 but I started the management class today. 543 00:24:17,708 --> 00:24:19,209 What? I-- 544 00:24:20,043 --> 00:24:22,629 I never ask you for anything. J-- 545 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,465 - Just this one thing, and y-you-- - I know. 546 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,093 You know how complicated my relationship is with my dad. 547 00:24:28,677 --> 00:24:30,012 Fuck, especially now. 548 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:31,680 I know, but this was a good opportunity for me, 549 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,016 and I had to put myself first for once. 550 00:24:34,016 --> 00:24:36,894 Yeah, for once. Lately, everything is about you. 551 00:24:37,644 --> 00:24:38,729 What? 552 00:24:38,729 --> 00:24:42,065 I'm in a real relationship for the first time ever. 553 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:45,986 I met Ben's parents last week. 554 00:24:45,986 --> 00:24:47,821 I've never met a boyfriend's parents before. 555 00:24:47,821 --> 00:24:49,573 Boyfriend? 556 00:24:49,573 --> 00:24:50,741 Yeah! 557 00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:52,701 Rory, you've only been seeing him for a month. 558 00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:55,078 So what if we're moving fast? 559 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,496 Who cares? The point is 560 00:24:56,496 --> 00:24:58,665 you don't give a shit. 561 00:24:58,665 --> 00:24:59,833 You're changing. 562 00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:02,711 Good. 563 00:25:02,711 --> 00:25:04,463 I don't wanna be that person anymore. 564 00:25:04,463 --> 00:25:06,423 I-I wanna be better! 565 00:25:06,423 --> 00:25:07,758 Ever since the accident, I-- 566 00:25:07,758 --> 00:25:09,593 Oh, my fucking God! Mel... 567 00:25:09,593 --> 00:25:13,138 Not the accident again. Okay, it sucks that this happened to you, 568 00:25:13,138 --> 00:25:16,141 but it's been over a month, okay? 569 00:25:17,017 --> 00:25:18,477 You're fine. You need to move on. 570 00:25:18,477 --> 00:25:20,562 I fucking died, Rory. 571 00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:25,359 For three full minutes. Dead. 572 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,778 So, don't tell me to move on. 573 00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:29,696 If you had been a better friend, 574 00:25:29,696 --> 00:25:32,241 i-if you had have been there, 575 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:35,744 instead of ditching me on my birthday, maybe none of this would've happened! 576 00:25:35,744 --> 00:25:38,413 I'm sorry, Mel, but y-you can't punish me 577 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:40,249 for not knowing that you died for three minutes 578 00:25:40,249 --> 00:25:43,085 wh-when you hid it from me. I'm not-- I don't read minds! 579 00:25:43,085 --> 00:25:45,921 You made ditching me a fucking sport! 580 00:25:45,921 --> 00:25:47,422 When we were supposed to go to Hamilton, 581 00:25:47,422 --> 00:25:49,299 you called and canceled at the last minute. 582 00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:50,592 Hamilton? 583 00:25:50,592 --> 00:25:52,594 Or when I begged you to come to my cousin's baptism, 584 00:25:52,594 --> 00:25:54,596 you had a stupid waxing appointment, 585 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,515 and that was more important to you than me! 586 00:25:56,515 --> 00:25:59,601 Mel, I can't be there for you every second of your life. 587 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:01,687 - Okay? - It's not every second! 588 00:26:01,687 --> 00:26:03,689 I-It's being there when it matters! 589 00:26:03,689 --> 00:26:06,733 It's the fact that when I asked you to co-sign 590 00:26:06,733 --> 00:26:10,028 for my fucking stupid hospital bill, 591 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:11,864 you said no! 592 00:26:12,656 --> 00:26:14,658 - I needed you! - You always need me! 593 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:23,125 Do you know how hard it is being your only friend? 594 00:26:25,919 --> 00:26:27,296 Do you? 595 00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:30,340 Pretending like I don't have a social life, 596 00:26:30,340 --> 00:26:33,135 just to make you feel better about yours? 597 00:26:33,969 --> 00:26:37,431 Being the only thing that stands between you and your... 598 00:26:38,682 --> 00:26:40,934 loneliness! Fuck, Mel! 599 00:26:40,934 --> 00:26:42,936 I am not your boyfriend! 600 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:46,190 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 601 00:26:47,566 --> 00:26:49,067 Mel? I-- 602 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:53,363 ♪ It was friends who broke my heart ♪ 603 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:57,492 - Boyfriend? - I didn't-- 604 00:26:58,202 --> 00:27:00,746 Rory, you're not even my friend. 605 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:03,665 - Just go. - Mel? 606 00:27:03,665 --> 00:27:04,875 Rory, just go! 607 00:27:04,875 --> 00:27:07,377 ♪ In the fore ♪ 608 00:27:08,795 --> 00:27:11,840 ♪ And as many loves ♪ 609 00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,010 ♪ That have crossed my path ♪ 610 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,679 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 611 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,556 Rory. 612 00:27:21,475 --> 00:27:23,852 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 613 00:27:23,852 --> 00:27:25,270 Fuck! 614 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:30,651 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 615 00:27:30,651 --> 00:27:32,361 ♪ It was friends ♪ 616 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:35,405 ♪ Who broke my heart ♪ 617 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:40,244 ♪ And I've pushed myself ♪ 618 00:27:40,244 --> 00:27:43,288 ♪ To be vulnerable ♪ 619 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:47,334 ♪ And then slept with one eye wide ♪ 620 00:27:50,337 --> 00:27:52,714 ♪ All that pain ♪ 621 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:56,176 ♪ And nothing gained in the end ♪ 622 00:27:56,176 --> 00:27:59,346 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 623 00:28:02,432 --> 00:28:05,561 ♪ In the end, it was friends ♪ 624 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,608 ♪ It was friends who ♪ 625 00:28:12,276 --> 00:28:17,406 ♪ Broke my heart ♪