1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:04,587 [♪ gentle music playing] 2 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:05,797 [Melissa laughs] 3 00:00:05,797 --> 00:00:07,757 Do I have a New Year's resolution? 4 00:00:07,757 --> 00:00:10,051 I mean, every day I watch people. 5 00:00:11,052 --> 00:00:12,220 I see them on the street, 6 00:00:12,220 --> 00:00:15,432 at the airport, all these different stories playing out. 7 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,975 [shutter snaps] 8 00:00:16,975 --> 00:00:19,936 But you know what, I'm tired of watching life happen to everyone else but me. 9 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:24,399 You know this year, it's their turn to watch, 10 00:00:24,399 --> 00:00:27,485 and it's my turn to start living, 11 00:00:27,485 --> 00:00:29,571 even if it means making a huge mistake. 12 00:00:29,571 --> 00:00:32,073 Because at least when I die 13 00:00:32,073 --> 00:00:34,993 and my whole life flashes before my eyes... 14 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:37,704 I'll finally see something. 15 00:00:41,499 --> 00:00:44,836 - [street noise] - [♪ gentle music playing] 16 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:49,507 [airport chatter] 17 00:01:06,107 --> 00:01:09,486 {\an8}- [♪ alert chimes] - [gate agent on PA] Aloha, and welcome 18 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:13,031 {\an8}to Flight 408 to Hawaii. We're about five minutes from boarding, 19 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:16,117 {\an8}and we have a very full flight, 20 00:01:16,117 --> 00:01:18,244 {\an8}so we are asking for anyone with... 21 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:20,330 {\an8}Why am I doing this? 22 00:01:20,330 --> 00:01:22,040 {\an8}[gate agent on PA] ...please check your bag. 23 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:39,140 - Hi. - Hey. Hey. 24 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:44,312 {\an8}This is more awkward than the time 25 00:01:44,312 --> 00:01:46,564 {\an8}I saw my fourth-grade teacher on OnlyFans. 26 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:47,899 {\an8}[snickers] 27 00:01:49,984 --> 00:01:51,653 {\an8}You good? 28 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:53,738 {\an8}I know this is your first flight, 29 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:55,532 {\an8}and that's kind of a big deal. 30 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:58,076 Yeah, it's that and... [sighs] 31 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:00,578 Truth? 32 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:04,290 Last night, I told Alex I still had feelings for him. 33 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:07,627 Truth? Holy fuck. [laughs] 34 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:09,879 Uh, what'd he say? 35 00:02:10,505 --> 00:02:13,007 {\an8}He asked me if I loved him, 36 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:16,553 {\an8}and I couldn't say the words because I was scared. 37 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,222 {\an8}Oh, my God! 38 00:02:19,222 --> 00:02:22,433 {\an8}Talk about a twist. I mean, Simone Biles could never. 39 00:02:22,433 --> 00:02:24,269 {\an8}[giggles] Right? 40 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,604 Why were you scared? 41 00:02:27,981 --> 00:02:28,982 I don't know. 42 00:02:28,982 --> 00:02:30,358 [sighs] 43 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:34,028 Is it possible that you... don't love him? 44 00:02:34,028 --> 00:02:35,446 I mean, maybe? 45 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,324 - If I don't, why do I feel like this? - Can I-- 46 00:02:38,324 --> 00:02:40,285 I'm sorry. Can I just ask the obvious question? 47 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:41,870 Why are you still going to this wedding? 48 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,789 {\an8}- Just to punish yourself? - Everyone here, 49 00:02:44,789 --> 00:02:46,583 {\an8}like, came together to get me on this flight, 50 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:48,668 {\an8}I don't wanna disappoint them. 51 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:51,254 {\an8}Plus, I promised my mom a pound of Kona coffee, 52 00:02:51,254 --> 00:02:54,716 {\an8}and my niece and nephew souvenirs. It's... 53 00:02:54,716 --> 00:02:56,342 {\an8}I just built this trip up so much. 54 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:58,678 {\an8}Well, look, I want you to fly more than anyone, 55 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,264 {\an8}but it doesn't have to be this flight... 56 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:03,641 You don't have to go. 57 00:03:04,267 --> 00:03:05,268 [Ben] Rory... 58 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,438 - Hey. Here you go, babe. - [Rory] Hi... 59 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,398 - Hey, um, uh... - Hey. 60 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:12,984 [laughs] I'm Ben. 61 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,652 Oh, I know. I'm Mel. 62 00:03:14,652 --> 00:03:16,696 Oh, I know. [giggles] 63 00:03:16,696 --> 00:03:19,365 You're the reason we go to sleep to The Office every night. 64 00:03:19,365 --> 00:03:20,867 Sorry about that. 65 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,619 - No, you're not. [laughs] - No, I'm not. [laughs] 66 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,954 [gate agent on PA] We're ready to start with our priority boarding, 67 00:03:24,954 --> 00:03:27,665 those in first class and anyone needing special assistance. 68 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:30,501 [Rory] Shit. Babe, we gotta beat John and Kate Plus 8. 69 00:03:31,502 --> 00:03:33,755 - You coming? - Uh, I need a second. 70 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:36,132 Okay, well, don't take too long, 71 00:03:36,132 --> 00:03:37,884 otherwise, your overhead's gonna be their diaper bin. 72 00:03:37,884 --> 00:03:39,135 [giggles] 73 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:42,513 [sighs] 74 00:03:42,513 --> 00:03:44,390 {\an8}[♪ alert chime] 75 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:46,893 {\an8}[gate agent] Again, with our flight being completely overbooked, 76 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:50,605 {\an8}we are looking for volunteers who can opt for a later flight, 77 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:53,942 {\an8}and we are now offering a $1,000 voucher. 78 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:56,819 {\an8}[♪ pensive music playing] 79 00:04:03,826 --> 00:04:05,912 [♪ alert chimes] 80 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:09,499 We are now offering a $2,000 voucher. 81 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,960 - [♪ alert chimes] - Okay, it's a $3,000 voucher 82 00:04:11,960 --> 00:04:14,045 to anyone willing to give up their seat. 83 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:19,259 {\an8}[Melissa on PA] Is there seriously not one dumb bitch 84 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:22,720 {\an8}willing to give up their seat to save their dignity? 85 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,932 Some dumb bitch who's waiting for a sign from the universe 86 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:28,268 not to get on this flight? 87 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,061 Well, guess what? 88 00:04:30,061 --> 00:04:32,188 [echoing] I'm the universe, bitch. 89 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,357 [♪ pensive music continues] 90 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:39,612 I'm that dumb bitch! 91 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,573 - [♪ music stops] - Excuse me, um... 92 00:04:45,034 --> 00:04:46,369 I can give up my seat. 93 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,872 Okay... 94 00:04:49,872 --> 00:04:52,417 - Ms. Jackson, you're flying first. - [Melissa] Yeah. 95 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,003 If you were to give up your seat, you'd be doing coach with layovers. 96 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:56,379 Okay. 97 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,757 [quietly] It's not worth it. [laughs] 98 00:04:59,757 --> 00:05:03,011 This voucher, it probably won't even cover what you spent on this ticket. 99 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:05,138 Okay, well, sis, this flight is taking me 100 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:07,307 to the wedding of a man I wish I was marrying. 101 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,976 The wedding is tomorrow, so I'm gonna need as many stops as possible 102 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,812 so that way I can miss the wedding, and ensure that by the time I get there, 103 00:05:12,812 --> 00:05:13,896 he's long gone. 104 00:05:14,772 --> 00:05:18,026 Say less. Okay. I usually don't book like this, 105 00:05:18,026 --> 00:05:20,069 unless it's for drunk anti-vaxxers. 106 00:05:20,069 --> 00:05:21,529 - [typing] - How's this? 107 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:24,490 JFK to Charlotte, Charlotte to Atlanta, 108 00:05:24,490 --> 00:05:26,868 Atlanta to Austin, Austin to LA, 109 00:05:26,868 --> 00:05:29,370 and then LA to Maui. 110 00:05:29,370 --> 00:05:31,539 You won't get to Hawaii within the next 48 hours. 111 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:33,875 - Book it. - [beep] 112 00:05:33,875 --> 00:05:35,043 [ticket printing] 113 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,883 ♪ Ooh... Ooh... ♪ 114 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:46,054 [applause, cheering] 115 00:05:46,763 --> 00:05:48,723 [mouthing] 116 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:51,893 [♪ vocalizing] 117 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:57,023 [applause, cheering continues] 118 00:05:59,275 --> 00:06:01,152 [♪ vocalizing continues] 119 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:10,286 - [applause, cheering stops] - ♪ Lover, if you only knew ♪ 120 00:06:12,121 --> 00:06:16,501 ♪ The times that train has fooled me, too ♪ 121 00:06:18,836 --> 00:06:23,925 ♪ And tears me from a place I know ♪ 122 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:29,680 - ♪ It helps me to surprise myself ♪ - [sighs] 123 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,602 [flight attendant chatter] 124 00:06:34,602 --> 00:06:36,687 [bins clicking] 125 00:06:36,687 --> 00:06:38,481 - Welcome. - Thank you. I-- 126 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,858 - This is my first time flying, like, ever. - Oh wow. 127 00:06:40,858 --> 00:06:42,985 - Um, 32B? - Yeah, 128 00:06:42,985 --> 00:06:44,987 - straight to the back, to your right. - Thank you. 129 00:06:44,987 --> 00:06:47,615 - Enjoy. Welcome. - Excuse me. 130 00:06:49,158 --> 00:06:50,660 [sauce squelches] 131 00:06:51,786 --> 00:06:52,787 Sorry. 132 00:06:52,787 --> 00:06:55,873 Ooh, boy! Just gotta... Excuse me, sorry. 133 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,627 This is not at all like the simulation. 134 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,295 It's all a simulation. 135 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,966 [passenger] Yeah, I know that. You know, you're 17. 136 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,260 - Come on now. [giggles] - It's a bump. 137 00:07:07,260 --> 00:07:10,138 That's, uh, me right there, I'm afraid. 138 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,639 Excuse me. 139 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:13,766 Alright. 140 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:19,439 [mutters] 141 00:07:21,732 --> 00:07:23,901 It just, uh, don't even touch. 142 00:07:23,901 --> 00:07:25,611 Would you like a seatbelt extender? 143 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:27,738 Yeah, yeah, thanks. 144 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,408 [sighs] 145 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:32,910 I believe they make these plane seat belts short 146 00:07:32,910 --> 00:07:35,079 - just to mess with people. - [laughing] 147 00:07:35,079 --> 00:07:38,332 That's why we bought our own. Never fly without 'em. 148 00:07:38,332 --> 00:07:40,334 - Pew, pew, pew. Pew, pew, pew. - [laughs] 149 00:07:40,334 --> 00:07:43,129 You guys know each other, do you want me to switch seats? Or... 150 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,006 - No, we're good. - Oh, mm-mm-mm-mm, no, ma'am. 151 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:47,925 We've been married 17 years, mm-hmm. 152 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:49,844 I'm a window, he's an aisle. 153 00:07:49,844 --> 00:07:52,472 We usually keep an open seat for the Holy Ghost. 154 00:07:52,472 --> 00:07:53,931 Oh, well, I guess I'm sitting on him. 155 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,100 - No, he's sitting on you. - [laughs] Okay! 156 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:59,604 Sorry, I feel like I'm spilling over into your seats. 157 00:07:59,604 --> 00:08:02,190 Oh, hush. We always welcome a fellow fat. 158 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,692 - [laughs] - You want more room? 159 00:08:04,692 --> 00:08:06,444 Uh... yeah. 160 00:08:07,487 --> 00:08:09,071 - Leon. Oh. - I got it. 161 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,574 - [grunts] Oh... - [giggles] 162 00:08:11,574 --> 00:08:12,950 - Yeah. - [attendant] Here you go. 163 00:08:12,950 --> 00:08:14,952 Oh, thank you so much. 164 00:08:14,952 --> 00:08:17,580 [seatbelt rattling, clicks] 165 00:08:17,580 --> 00:08:19,916 Okay, now that's much better. 166 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:21,834 Good. Should've been that long to begin with. 167 00:08:22,418 --> 00:08:23,961 Set those thighs free, baby. 168 00:08:23,961 --> 00:08:25,505 - Get comfortable. - [laughs] 169 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,633 Ooh, I'll try. I-It's my first flight ever, so... 170 00:08:29,217 --> 00:08:32,261 Listen, I'm a nervous flyer, too. Here's what I do. 171 00:08:32,261 --> 00:08:34,597 If we hit turbulence, I look for the flight attendants. 172 00:08:35,223 --> 00:08:38,100 If they don't look scared, I'm not scared. Mm? 173 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:39,936 That's a good plan. 174 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:42,438 [hydraulics whirring] 175 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:44,106 [sighs] 176 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:45,650 - [engines whir] - [PA beeps] 177 00:08:45,650 --> 00:08:47,527 [attendant on PA] Flight attendants, prepare for takeoff. 178 00:08:53,199 --> 00:08:55,117 [plane engine rumbling] 179 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:57,620 They should warn a girl. [nervous laugh, grunt] 180 00:08:57,620 --> 00:09:00,581 [engine roaring] 181 00:09:08,756 --> 00:09:11,759 - [sighs, emotional laugh] - [♪ gentle music playing] 182 00:09:13,970 --> 00:09:15,221 [sighs] 183 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,942 [plane humming] 184 00:09:29,151 --> 00:09:31,237 - [seatbelt sign chimes] - [passenger] Potato chip? 185 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,364 Oh, no thank you. [giggles] 186 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,242 So, what brings you to Charlotte? 187 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:40,413 I guess... a breakup. 188 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,331 I figured I'd treat myself to a getaway. 189 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:46,002 To Charlotte? You must be in a dark place. 190 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,169 Kind of. 191 00:09:47,169 --> 00:09:49,505 Not everyone finds the aisle to their window seat. 192 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:51,966 Oh please. Do you know how long it took him 193 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:54,010 to see what he had in me? 194 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:56,929 - Four years. Mm-hmm! - No. No, no, no, no. 195 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:59,473 First, she was into me, but I wasn't into her. 196 00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:02,184 Then I was into her, but then she was with Bernard. 197 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:03,352 Bernard's our dentist. 198 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:04,895 Lucky for me, he died. 199 00:10:04,895 --> 00:10:06,397 - May he rest in peace. - [laughs] 200 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,025 Because it was at the funeral, I figured out 201 00:10:09,025 --> 00:10:11,193 Ronita's the one I want eulogizing me. 202 00:10:11,193 --> 00:10:12,903 She's the one I wanna be with, 203 00:10:12,903 --> 00:10:15,072 the one I wanna tell my stories to, 204 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,033 the one I wanna make new stories with. 205 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,618 That's how I knew. 206 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,910 [Ronita giggles] 207 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:22,496 So, what happened to your guy? 208 00:10:22,496 --> 00:10:25,291 - How much time do you have? - [Ronita laughs] 209 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,084 It was my boss, 210 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:30,546 and we dated for... a little bit. 211 00:10:32,048 --> 00:10:34,842 [plane rumbles, rattles] 212 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,093 - Oh God... [panting] - [attendant] Ladies and gentlemen, 213 00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:38,054 we are currently experiencing some turbulence. 214 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:39,972 For your safety, we kindly ask that you remain seated 215 00:10:39,972 --> 00:10:41,766 with your seatbelt securely fastened. Thank you. 216 00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,142 - [rumbling] - [Melissa yelps] 217 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,102 [attendant] Flight attendants, please take your seats. 218 00:10:45,102 --> 00:10:47,938 [gasping] Everything is fine! 219 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:50,399 - [concerned chatter] - [gasping] Totally fine. 220 00:10:50,399 --> 00:10:51,651 I wanna get off! 221 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,235 [Ronita] Everything's gonna be okay, dear. 222 00:10:53,235 --> 00:10:54,528 Leon. 223 00:10:54,528 --> 00:10:58,032 - [Leon] Ronita, I love you. - [Ronita] Love you, Leon. Oh. 224 00:10:58,032 --> 00:11:00,242 - [rumbling] - [Leon and Ronita yelp] 225 00:11:01,994 --> 00:11:03,996 [deep breathing] 226 00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,544 - [PA beeps] - [captain on PA] This is your captain. 227 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:13,214 We hit some birds, but nothing to worry about, folks, 228 00:11:13,214 --> 00:11:14,674 unless you were one of the birds. 229 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:16,967 I heard about the bird thing, so I guess that's normal. 230 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:19,136 [captain] The aircraft is operating normally 231 00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:22,306 and we anticipate a smooth ride for the duration of our flight. 232 00:11:23,140 --> 00:11:24,517 [seatbelt sign beeps] 233 00:11:34,068 --> 00:11:35,569 Are you okay, honey? 234 00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,947 It's just the flight attendant, her face, she looked so panicked. 235 00:11:37,947 --> 00:11:39,740 Oh, Tracey? 236 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,995 Ignore her. She's got resting scared face. 237 00:11:44,995 --> 00:11:46,789 Never get discount Botox. 238 00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,124 Right. 239 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:54,630 I only give these to good fliers. 240 00:11:55,256 --> 00:11:56,674 That was a pretty big rough patch. 241 00:11:56,674 --> 00:11:58,843 Yeah. But now, you're on the other side. 242 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:01,887 You made it through, and you're okay. 243 00:12:02,930 --> 00:12:03,931 I'm proud of you. 244 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:05,349 Thanks. 245 00:12:07,351 --> 00:12:10,396 [♪ triumphant music playing] 246 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:15,025 [plane roars] 247 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,363 [quiet airport chatter] 248 00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:28,164 Bam! Right? So then, look, she pull up on a dragon, 249 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,623 but her boyfriend is her uncle. 250 00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:32,168 I'm like what? But, they both got dragons though. 251 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,711 {\an8}- [phone chimes] - So, I'm wondering is the dragons related? 252 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,172 {\an8}'Cause they got, like, dragon eggs. Bro, it's crazy. They like-- 253 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,340 {\an8}- Pow! Right? Stab him... - [line ringing] 254 00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:41,135 - [phone ringing] - [giggles] 255 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:42,219 [sighs] 256 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,722 [Terrance on phone] So, you didn't go to the wedding. 257 00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:47,141 - Nope. - Is that a good thing? 258 00:12:47,808 --> 00:12:50,519 Yeah. I mean, Alex and I are over. 259 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:53,105 We've been over, 260 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,399 and I figured if I'm gonna take my first flight, 261 00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,027 it probably shouldn't be to the past. 262 00:12:58,027 --> 00:12:59,612 [laughs] 263 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:02,031 - [DeShawn] What you laughing at, nigga? - So, Charlotte, huh? 264 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:04,033 [Melissa] Yeah. You know, I didn't wanna waste the ticket, 265 00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,994 so I thought I'd play a little airport hopscotch. 266 00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,621 How about those rocking chairs? 267 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,372 Ugh! They are quaint as fuck! 268 00:13:10,372 --> 00:13:12,041 [Terrance] Right? Downright provincial! 269 00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,376 Now, please, please tell me you're getting Bojangles. 270 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,378 [Shaun mocking] 271 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,340 [Melissa] Get it? A bitch done got it, and gonna get it again. 272 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:21,342 - [giggles] - [Terrance] I'm proud of you. 273 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,969 I'm getting misty-eyed over here. Downright teary. 274 00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:26,263 You know what's gonna make you tear up? For dessert... 275 00:13:26,263 --> 00:13:28,641 - More Bojangles. [laughs] - ...mo' Bo-jangles. [laughs] 276 00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,018 I don't know why you so hell-bent on making me jealous, Jackson. 277 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:32,102 [Melissa laughs] 278 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,439 So, where to next? 279 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:40,069 [♪ gentle music playing] 280 00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:43,155 [quiet airport chatter] 281 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,093 [Elise] You gotta stop caring about what people think, 282 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:07,930 and start doing shit that scares you. 283 00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:13,227 Hi. 284 00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,896 I need to change my flight. 285 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:22,570 [♪ "Blues Before Midnight" by Manuel Galvin playing] 286 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:26,574 [traffic noise] 287 00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,334 [door bells ring] 288 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:40,421 - [♪ song continues on radio] - [diner chatter] 289 00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,799 Do you know what you want? 290 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,093 Oh, um... What are the specials? 291 00:14:46,093 --> 00:14:49,054 - Everything's special. - Oh. [laughs] So... 292 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,640 You know what, I'll try the chicken and waffles. 293 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:58,981 - [griddle sizzling] - New around here, aren't you? 294 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,566 Is that obvious? 295 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:04,820 My friend recommended the place, so that's why I'm here. 296 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,697 Friend's got good taste. 297 00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,657 [Melissa] Yeah. 298 00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,289 You okay? You look like you saw a ghost. 299 00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:18,417 I know that woman. 300 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,295 - Wait, you knew Elise? - Yes! Elise Robinson. 301 00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,714 [Melissa] She, um, 302 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,507 she passed a while back. 303 00:15:26,383 --> 00:15:27,635 Yeah, I figured I'd... 304 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:29,929 honor her by coming here. 305 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:34,266 - Well, the devil finally got her. [laughs] - [laughs] Yeah. 306 00:15:35,351 --> 00:15:37,102 - When did she pass? - October. 307 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,064 Yeah, good for her for living that long. 308 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,523 She was something. 309 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,735 Yeah, she was. 310 00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:46,695 Were you close? 311 00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:50,240 - As close as she'd let me get. [laughs] - [laughs] 312 00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,826 Yeah, we used to... 313 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:54,119 Okay! 314 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,288 [both laugh] 315 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,416 - That's a long time ago. - Mm. 316 00:15:59,416 --> 00:16:02,503 At the time, I thought she was the love of my life. 317 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:04,129 Turned out I was one of many. 318 00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:07,591 - Oh. Many? [laughs] - Oh yeah. 319 00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:11,595 I wanted her to choose me, but she chose herself. 320 00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:13,347 Oh. Sorry. 321 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:16,100 Oh [scoffs], it's nothing. 322 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,227 It was a good thing. 323 00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,020 A lot of love in this world. 324 00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:25,067 [laughs] She's the one who got my, uh, 325 00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:27,361 bum ass to open up this diner. 326 00:16:27,361 --> 00:16:30,489 Turns out, the hipsters still love their greasy spoon. 327 00:16:30,489 --> 00:16:32,116 The price at least. 328 00:16:33,033 --> 00:16:36,036 Elise really had a way of knowing 329 00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:38,455 who she needed to push, 330 00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,124 even if you didn't wanna hear it. 331 00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:43,919 And that's what I loved about her, you know? Her fight. 332 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:45,838 [bell dings] 333 00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:47,840 [grunts] 334 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:54,096 Uh, can I... tell you something? 335 00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:58,350 Confess something, really. Um... 336 00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,811 After Elise passed, 337 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,856 I used... 338 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,692 her credit card to pay for this trip. 339 00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:10,529 I should call the cops. 340 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,118 But, 341 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,703 you let me have this picture, 342 00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:20,748 I'll forget everything I just heard. 343 00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:26,962 Thanks. You must think I'm a terrible person. 344 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,922 No. 345 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,884 You sound lost. 346 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,803 [♪ gentle music playing] 347 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,556 [inhales] 348 00:17:38,515 --> 00:17:40,517 Make her proud. Hm? 349 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,646 - Know better, do better. [laughs] - [laughs] 350 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,024 Yes, sir. 351 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:49,109 Thank you. 352 00:17:54,948 --> 00:17:57,451 Ooh, now that was special. [giggles] 353 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:02,331 [customer] Hell yeah. Yeah, let's do this. 354 00:18:02,331 --> 00:18:05,918 [laughter, customer chatter] 355 00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:09,088 - What is all that about? - Penguin bath. 356 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,506 White folks jump in the lake every New Year's. 357 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:13,383 - [giggles] Why? - I don't know. 358 00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:16,011 Whole lot of shit they do that I don't understand. 359 00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:19,973 Eggplant, shiplap, uh, freckles. 360 00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,058 [both laugh] 361 00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:26,939 - Thanks again. - Keep fightin'! 362 00:18:28,857 --> 00:18:29,858 [giggles] 363 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,945 ♪ 364 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:41,703 [phone buzzes, notification chimes] 365 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:49,545 [sighs] 366 00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:52,548 [laughs] 367 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,717 [notification chimes] 368 00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,305 [laughs] 369 00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:02,933 She didn't go to Hawaii! 370 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:05,978 - She went to Chicago! [laughs] - What the fuck? 371 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,271 [laughs] 372 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:13,110 Yes, bitch, you better do you. Okay, you got shit to do, too! 373 00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:16,905 ♪ 374 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,158 [text bloops] 375 00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:21,869 The game's afoot. 376 00:19:21,869 --> 00:19:24,538 - [DeShawn] Hm? - Guess who just slid in my DMs. 377 00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,624 - Okay, calm down, lemme see. Oh. - [Shaun] Kaya. 378 00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,294 Jesus Christ, Shaun, have some decency. 379 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,421 Why you always trying to yuck my yum, bro? 380 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:34,131 What? 381 00:19:34,131 --> 00:19:36,425 Are y'all planning on getting to work today at all or not? 382 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,678 Man, there you go, Rihanna. Work, work, work, work! 383 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,180 - Goddamn! - Where'd you come from? 384 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:45,058 Got two birds need blue juice, we got two unloads on the other side. 385 00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:48,478 ♪ 386 00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:51,565 {\an8}[Melissa] Live from Edward's Diner and Grill! 387 00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:53,483 ♪ 388 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,027 Wow. 389 00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,822 ♪ 390 00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,408 Well, I guess a bitch ain't gettin' her Kona coffee now. 391 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:08,081 ♪ 392 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,542 [host] Alright, make way, divers! 393 00:20:10,542 --> 00:20:12,586 Get your feathers ready! 394 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:16,632 ♪ 395 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,855 ♪ 396 00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,574 Do one thing that scares you. 397 00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,160 ♪ 398 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,995 Holy fucking shit! 399 00:20:47,579 --> 00:20:50,082 ♪ 400 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:02,261 Oh! Fuck you! Oh, my God! 401 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,264 Oh, fuck you, Elise! 402 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,349 [laughs] 403 00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:09,559 Woo! Woo! 404 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:14,856 Oh, hey! 405 00:21:14,856 --> 00:21:17,067 Hey. [laughs] Hold it... 406 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:20,112 Ma'am, I have a scheduled pickup, and I'm therefore unable to provide 407 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,282 - further assistance at this time. - I'm TRAX. 408 00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,409 I worked at JFK for almost four years. 409 00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,786 - Oh. [giggles] - My name is Mel. 410 00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,413 Oh, Angie. You need a lift? 411 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:32,916 You know, maybe. I got an early flight, 412 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,751 and I'm trying to find a good sleep spot. 413 00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:36,295 Oh, well you found it. 414 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:39,214 C24 right here is the quietest gate in Terminal One. 415 00:21:39,214 --> 00:21:40,674 - Oh, bet. - [Angie] Where you headed next? 416 00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:41,758 New York, home. 417 00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,803 Ugh, what I wouldn't give to work at JFK. 418 00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:46,847 Bright lights, big city. 419 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,890 - [laughs] - Well, why don't you? 420 00:21:48,890 --> 00:21:51,935 Oh, I don't wanna do it alone, that's mad terrifying. 421 00:21:51,935 --> 00:21:53,770 Well, I did this trip alone. 422 00:21:53,770 --> 00:21:55,522 And the shit was scary, but I did it. 423 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:57,399 And I'm glad I did. You know why? 424 00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,277 - 'Cause I met someone. - Who? 425 00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:03,572 - Me. [laughs] - [laughs] I see what you did there. 426 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,074 It's giving me boss bitch energy. 427 00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:08,785 - Mm, it's giving me maybe. [laughs] - [laughs] 428 00:22:08,785 --> 00:22:11,663 I don't know. I just graduated High Flyers, 429 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,290 so I'm just taking it one step at a time. 430 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,959 - Oh yeah, that management program. - Mm-hmm. 431 00:22:15,959 --> 00:22:19,087 Maybe if I get my shit together, I can get a transfer to JFK one day. 432 00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,673 Mm, hold up. You can transfer with that? 433 00:22:21,673 --> 00:22:23,633 Yeah, girl, that's the whole point. 434 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:25,761 - [scoffs] - [phone chimes] 435 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:27,596 - [Melissa] Oh, sorry. - It's okay. 436 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,849 I know you aren't loving yourself that much. 437 00:22:30,849 --> 00:22:32,434 Who got you smiling? 438 00:22:34,644 --> 00:22:37,397 Ooh. This nigga is fine as hell. 439 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,857 You better shoot your shot. 440 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,442 [inhales] 441 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:42,986 Maybe. [laughs] 442 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:44,488 - Alright, sis. - Alright. 443 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:46,615 - Well, if you need anything, hit me up. - Okay. 444 00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:49,534 And, Angie, listen. Take High Flyers. 445 00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,787 - We could use someone like you. - Okay. 446 00:22:51,787 --> 00:22:53,372 [both giggle] 447 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:55,332 [♪ upbeat music playing] 448 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:57,542 [plane roaring] 449 00:22:57,542 --> 00:22:59,461 [plane idling] 450 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,130 [text notification chimes] 451 00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:06,259 [Melissa] Ms. Jackson, after reviewing your request 452 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:09,971 for a settlement pertaining to an incident involving a METSA wardrobe, 453 00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,099 a check for $17,000 454 00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:14,267 will be sent to the address provided. 455 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:16,853 Excuse me, could you read that, 456 00:23:16,853 --> 00:23:18,897 tell me what it says? 457 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:22,234 Looks like you just got $17,000. 458 00:23:23,318 --> 00:23:24,319 Must be nice. 459 00:23:24,319 --> 00:23:27,864 [echoing] Must be nice... Must be nice... Must be nice... 460 00:23:27,864 --> 00:23:30,659 [tape rewinding] 461 00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,120 ♪ Birds flying high ♪ 462 00:23:33,120 --> 00:23:35,455 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 463 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:39,334 ♪ Sun in the sky ♪ 464 00:23:39,334 --> 00:23:42,379 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 465 00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:46,258 ♪ Breeze drifting on by ♪ 466 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,385 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 467 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,179 ♪ It's a new dawn ♪ 468 00:23:51,179 --> 00:23:52,722 ♪ It's a new day ♪ 469 00:23:53,598 --> 00:23:55,517 ♪ It's a new life ♪ 470 00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,311 ♪ For me ♪ 471 00:23:59,020 --> 00:24:02,691 ♪ Hoo ♪ 472 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:06,945 ♪ And I'm feeling good ♪ 473 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:10,115 [♪ jazz music playing] 474 00:24:13,243 --> 00:24:15,537 ♪ Fish in the sea ♪ 475 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,581 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 476 00:24:19,583 --> 00:24:21,126 ♪ River running free ♪ 477 00:24:21,126 --> 00:24:23,462 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 478 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,090 ♪ Oh, freedom is mine ♪ 479 00:24:27,716 --> 00:24:30,427 ♪ And I know how I feel ♪ 480 00:24:31,386 --> 00:24:34,055 ♪ It's a new dawn, it's a new day ♪ 481 00:24:34,055 --> 00:24:36,933 ♪ It's a new life ♪ 482 00:24:36,933 --> 00:24:39,436 ♪ For me... ♪ 483 00:24:41,730 --> 00:24:45,108 ♪ I'm feeling good... ♪ 484 00:24:45,108 --> 00:24:49,905 [♪ holds note] 485 00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,874 - [♪ song ends] - [ding] 486 00:25:00,874 --> 00:25:03,627 [attendant on PA] Ladies and gentlemen, we are making our final descent 487 00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,254 - into JFK... - Hey, big head, 488 00:25:06,254 --> 00:25:08,882 it's me. Guess what. 489 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,301 Ümlaüt came through with legit coin. 490 00:25:11,301 --> 00:25:12,469 [laughs] 491 00:25:12,469 --> 00:25:15,263 [phone] So, I guess you have one less kid to take care of. 492 00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:17,724 Unless you're still cheating on Sarah, 493 00:25:17,724 --> 00:25:19,935 and you got one you don't know about. [laughs] 494 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,229 Oh, did Mom tell you about Julissa? 495 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:24,314 She lost a foot. 496 00:25:24,314 --> 00:25:28,026 - Anyway, love you, dummy. - [nervous laugh] 497 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,156 I guess I can say it. I love you. 498 00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:34,741 [flight attendant] Ma'am. Airplane mode. 499 00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:35,951 Oh, yes. [giggles] 500 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,536 On a plane, so... 501 00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:40,038 [plane roaring] 502 00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:43,166 And honestly, nothing wakes you up more than a penguin dive. 503 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,835 It's cold as hell, but I think I might do it every year. 504 00:25:45,835 --> 00:25:47,754 You should absolutely-- 505 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:51,675 What part of my face looks like I care? So I can tell my plastic surgeon. 506 00:25:54,844 --> 00:25:57,305 For what it's worth, it really is a cool story, 507 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:59,224 and I'm sure somebody will wanna hear it. 508 00:25:59,891 --> 00:26:02,894 [♪ bright hip-hop playing] 509 00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:09,359 [♪ music picks up] 510 00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,319 [inaudible] 511 00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,459 - [♪ music stops] - [gasps] 512 00:26:26,459 --> 00:26:28,753 - [crowd murmuring] - [Melissa] What the fuck, Timothy. 513 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:30,630 I told you I worked here! Jesus-- 514 00:26:30,630 --> 00:26:32,465 - Relax. - You have the right to remain silent. 515 00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:34,092 Wh-What did I do? 516 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:35,844 You're under arrest for credit card fraud. 517 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,014 That's forgery, identity theft, and grand larceny. 518 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,183 Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's gotta be some kinda mistake, Officer. Mel, what-- 519 00:26:42,183 --> 00:26:45,270 - I'll explain later. - [♪ "Feeling Good" by Nina Simon playing] 520 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,772 [♪ vocalizing] 521 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,609 [snickering] 522 00:26:50,609 --> 00:26:54,571 [♪ vocalizing] 523 00:26:54,571 --> 00:26:57,866 - [sniffling] - ♪ I'm feeling good ♪ 524 00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,951 [♪ holds note] 525 00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:06,333 ♪ 526 00:27:09,836 --> 00:27:12,130 ♪ Fish in the sea ♪ 527 00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,049 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 528 00:27:16,176 --> 00:27:18,428 ♪ River running free ♪ 529 00:27:18,428 --> 00:27:20,430 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 530 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,768 ♪ Blossom on the street ♪ 531 00:27:24,768 --> 00:27:26,853 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 532 00:27:27,354 --> 00:27:28,897 ♪ It's a new dawn ♪ 533 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,565 ♪ It's a new day ♪ 534 00:27:30,565 --> 00:27:32,651 ♪ It's a new life ♪