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你問我有沒有新年新希望?

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我想說的是,我每天都看著人們

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在街上跟機場都會看到他們
上演不同的故事

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不過你知道嗎?我受夠了

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總是看著自己以外的每個人體驗人生

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今年輪到他們旁觀了

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輪到我開始好好活著

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即使這代表我會鑄下大錯

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因為至少在我死去
人生跑馬燈在眼前出現時

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我終於能看得到些什麼

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《孤身也無憾》

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{\an8}請注意...

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{\an8}(迷失方向)

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(艾德華烤肉餐館,食物美味)

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{\an8}你好,歡迎搭乘408航班前往夏威夷

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{\an8}五分鐘後即將開始登機
本航班機位很滿

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{\an8}所以要請攜帶隨身行李者...

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我為什麼要這麼做?

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{\an8}準備開始檢查行李

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- 你好
- 你好

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你好

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{\an8}這比我在成人社群媒體
看到四年級老師還尷尬

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你沒事吧?

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{\an8}我知道這是你第一次搭機,那是大事

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對,的確是那樣,但...

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你想聽真話?

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我昨晚跟艾力克斯說我仍然忘不了他

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你想聽真話?天啊

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{\an8}- 他...怎麼說?
- 他問我是否愛他

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{\an8}但我怕到說不出口

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我的天啊

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{\an8}這轉折也太大了
連西蒙拜爾斯都自嘆不如

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對吧?

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你在怕什麼?

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我不知道

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有沒有可能是你不愛他?

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或許吧

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- 但如果不愛,我為何會這麼難過?
- 可...

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抱歉,可以問個明顯的問題嗎?

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你為什麼還要去參加這場婚禮?

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只是要懲罰自己?

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{\an8}這裡的每個人都攜手
協助我克服搭機的恐懼

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我不想辜負他們的期望

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{\an8}而且我答應我媽
要幫她買一磅可娜咖啡

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也答應要帶禮物回來給姪女跟姪子

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這...我把這趟旅程講得很美好

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{\an8}沒錯,我比任何人都希望你搭上飛機

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{\an8}但不一定只能搭這個航班

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你不用去也沒關係

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羅力

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- 嘿,這個給你,寶貝
- 你好

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- 你好
- 你好

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我叫班

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我知道,我叫梅兒

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我知道

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我們就是因為你
才每晚都看《辦公室瘋雲》看到睡著

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很抱歉

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- 少來
- 我的確不會覺得很抱歉

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我們準備要開始辦理優先登機

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頭等艙旅客與需要特殊協助者

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動作快...快走

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該死,寶貝
我們得搶先那個大家庭一步

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你們最好快一點,不然會被丟下

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- 你要來嗎?
- 動作快

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- 我等一下再去
- 快走,動作快

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好,不要太晚來

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不然你上方的行李艙
會塞滿他們的尿布

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{\an8}我們要再次強調,本航班機位超賣

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我們正在尋找自願搭稍晚航班的旅客

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{\an8}現在要提供價值一千美元的現金券

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我們現在要提供
價值兩千美元的現金券

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好,願意放棄機位者

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可拿到三千美元現金券

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{\an8}真的沒有任何蠢女人

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願意放棄機位來保住自己的自尊嗎?

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某個正在等宇宙給信號

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叫她不要搭上這班機的蠢女人?

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你猜怎麼著?

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我就是宇宙,小妞

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我就是那個蠢女人!

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借過

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{\an8}我可以讓出機位

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好

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- 傑克森小姐,你搭的是頭等艙
- 對

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如果放棄機位
你就得搭經濟艙跟轉機

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好

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很不值得

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這張現金券
可能不足以跟你購票的金額相抵

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好,大姐,這個航班要載我

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去看我很想嫁的男人步入禮堂

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他明天就要結婚了

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所以我需要盡量多轉機幾趟

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這樣我才能錯過婚禮

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並確保我抵達時,他早就離開了

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不用再說了

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好的,我通常不會訂這種機票
除非對象是喝醉的反疫苗者

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這樣如何?
從甘迺迪機場一路到沙洛特

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亞特蘭大、奧斯丁、洛杉磯

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然後再到茂宜島

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你接下來48小時到不了夏威夷

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快訂吧

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起飛前請先收起來

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謝謝

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- 歡迎
- 謝謝,我...

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這是我此生第一次搭機

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- 32B
- 對,往後走,在右邊

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- 好,謝謝
- 搭機愉快

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- 借過
- 歡迎

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抱歉

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天啊,我得...

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借過,抱歉

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跟模擬時完全不同

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一切都是模擬

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對,我知道

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你才17歲,拜託

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- 遇到問題,你...
- 那恐怕是我的位子

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- 是嗎?
- 對

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借過

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好

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只要...

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只要...完全碰不到

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- 需要安全帶延長帶嗎?
- 需要...謝謝

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我馬上回來

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我認為他們故意
把飛機安全帶設計得很短

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是為了惡搞別人

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所以我們自己買了安全帶

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搭機時隨身攜帶

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你們彼此認識?
要不要換位子?還是...

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- 不用
- 不用,女士

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我們結婚17年了

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我坐靠窗的位子,他坐走道旁

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我們之間通常會保留位子給聖靈

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好吧,我猜我坐在祂身上

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- 不對,是祂坐在你身上
- 好吧

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抱歉,我好像佔用到你們的座位空間

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別說傻話,我們很歡迎胖子同伴

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- 需要更多空間嗎?
- 對

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我是機長,歡迎各位登機

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- 里昂
- 我來弄

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今天早上前往沙洛特的航程
預計會非常平穩

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接下來輪到我們起飛

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- 這個給你
- 非常感謝

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不客氣

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各位先生女士,請各位繫好安全帶...

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好,那樣好多了

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- 好
- 很好,一開始就該那麼長才對

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不用坐得太拘束,寶貝
讓自己舒服一點

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我盡量,今天是我第一次搭機

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聽著,我搭機時也很緊張

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我都會這麼做

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要是遇到亂流,我會尋找空服員

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如果他們很冷靜,我就不怕

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好計畫

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空服員,準備起飛

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應該先警告的,突然就轟一聲

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- 要吃洋芋片嗎?
- 不用,謝謝

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那麼,你怎麼會想去沙洛特?

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我猜...是因為分手吧

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我想好好款待自己,出門旅行

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去沙洛特?
你一定是心情低落到極點了

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算是吧

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不是每個人都能找到合得來的對象

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拜託,你知道他花了多少時間
才看出我的優點?

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- 四年
- 不對

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不對...

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是她先看上我的,但我不喜歡她

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後來我喜歡上她
但她又跟伯納在一起

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伯納是我們的牙醫

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還好他死了

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願他安息

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因為我在葬禮上

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發現我只想要羅妮塔來為我唸悼詞

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我只想跟她在一起,對她傾吐心事

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跟她一起創造新的故事

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我那時就知道了

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那麼,你喜歡的人怎麼了?

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說來話長

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他是我的上司,我們交往過一陣子

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- 天啊
- 各位先生女士

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我們目前遇到亂流

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安全起見,請各位坐好

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繫緊安全帶,謝謝

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空服員,請就坐

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沒事的

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完全沒事

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我要下機!

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一切都不會有事的

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- 里昂
- 拜託,天啊

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- 羅妮塔,我愛你
- 別讓我死掉

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愛你,里昂,我愛你

191
00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:10,127
我是機長

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我們遭受鳥擊,但無須擔心,各位

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除非你們是那些鳥兒

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你看?我就說吧

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我聽說過鳥擊的事,我猜那很正常

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飛機運作正常

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00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:22,598
預期飛行期間會非常平穩

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你沒事吧,親愛的?

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只是看到那個空服員的表情
她看起來好慌張

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崔西嗎?

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別管她,她放鬆時的表情很驚恐

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絕對不要打特價的肉毒桿菌

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對

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我只會把這個送給很配合的乘客

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剛剛的航程的確很顛簸,沒錯

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但是我們已經通過了

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你撐過去了,完全沒事

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我以你為榮

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謝謝

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00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,739
歡迎來到沙洛特道格拉斯國際機場

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(歡迎來到女王之城沙洛特)

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對吧?然後她去找那隻龍

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可是她男友卻是她叔叔

214
00:12:29,623 --> 00:12:30,750
- 我好震驚
- 什麼?

215
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:31,959
對,不過他們兩個都有龍

216
00:12:31,959 --> 00:12:33,627
{\an8}所以我就在想
這兩隻龍是不是親戚?

217
00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,212
{\an8}(猜猜我在哪?)

218
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,922
{\an8}老兄,很瘋狂,他用力一擊

219
00:12:37,214 --> 00:12:38,340
{\an8}對吧?刺中牠們,然後他看著...

220
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,843
(泰倫斯來電)

221
00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,347
- 結果你沒去參加婚禮
- 對

222
00:12:45,347 --> 00:12:47,141
- 那是好事嗎?
- 小泰

223
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:50,478
對,艾力克斯跟我玩完了

224
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,730
我們已經結束一段時間了

225
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,399
我心想如果要初次搭機

226
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:58,277
就不該航向過去

227
00:12:58,986 --> 00:13:00,863
嘿,你在笑什麼,老兄?

228
00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,323
你跑去沙洛特?

229
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,033
對,我不想浪費機票

230
00:13:04,033 --> 00:13:06,994
所以想在好幾個機場轉機

231
00:13:06,994 --> 00:13:08,621
那些搖椅如何?

232
00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,331
非常古雅

233
00:13:10,331 --> 00:13:12,041
對吧?非常樸素

234
00:13:12,041 --> 00:13:14,376
請告訴我你會去買卡津風味炸雞

235
00:13:14,752 --> 00:13:16,378
「請告訴我你會去買卡津風味炸雞」

236
00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:19,340
去買?我早就買了
待會還要再去一次

237
00:13:20,007 --> 00:13:21,342
我以你為榮

238
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:22,676
我快感動落淚了

239
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:23,761
淚水都在眼眶打轉了

240
00:13:23,761 --> 00:13:25,221
你知道什麼東西會讓人流淚?

241
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:28,224
- 再買卡津風味炸雞當甜點
- 再買卡津風味炸雞

242
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,185
真不知道你為何
這麼堅持要讓我羨慕你,傑克森

243
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,523
那...你接下來要去哪裡?

244
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:41,695
各位乘客請注意...

245
00:13:41,695 --> 00:13:48,202
(哈得孫新聞)

246
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:51,539
{\an8}(新年快樂,分享你的新年新希望)

247
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,625
{\an8}(沒有嗎?那就拿一個吧)

248
00:13:58,504 --> 00:14:01,465
(做一件會讓自己害怕的事)

249
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,801
不要繼續在乎他人的想法

250
00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:07,388
你得開始做會讓你嚇到的事

251
00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:10,766
{\an8}(行李托運處,西航)

252
00:14:12,059 --> 00:14:13,060
你好

253
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:15,271
我得更改航班

254
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,864
(電梯,芝加哥)

255
00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:31,912
{\an8}(艾德華烤肉,食物美味)

256
00:14:34,748 --> 00:14:37,334
(艾德華烤肉餐館)

257
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,799
你想好要吃什麼了嗎?

258
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,177
- 有什麼特餐?
- 全部都很特別

259
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,973
那...給我炸雞鬆餅好了

260
00:14:53,434 --> 00:14:54,435
好,馬上來

261
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,272
你是新來的吧?

262
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,065
有那麼明顯嗎?

263
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:04,653
我朋友推薦這間餐廳,所以我就來了

264
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,113
你朋友很有品味

265
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,073
是啊

266
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,950
(嚐嚐本店自製的米布丁)

267
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:15,873
你沒事吧?一副見鬼的模樣

268
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:18,083
我認識那個女人

269
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,295
- 慢著,你認識伊莉絲?
- 伊莉絲羅賓森

270
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,130
她...

271
00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:26,091
她過世好一陣子了

272
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:29,929
你知道的,我想來這裡紀念她

273
00:15:30,554 --> 00:15:34,266
- 惡魔終於要了她的命?
- 是啊

274
00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:37,102
- 她何時過世的?
- 10月

275
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:40,064
是啊,她那麼長壽真棒

276
00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,440
她很了不起

277
00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,443
對,沒錯

278
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,656
- 你們很親近嗎?
- 這個嘛,親近到可以...

279
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:52,201
是啊,我們以前...

280
00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:54,119
我懂了

281
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,916
那是很久以前的事了

282
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,086
我當時把她當畢生摯愛

283
00:16:03,003 --> 00:16:04,713
結果我只是她眾多情人之一

284
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:06,632
「眾多」?

285
00:16:06,882 --> 00:16:11,595
你知道嗎?
我希望她能選擇我,但她選了自己

286
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:15,182
- 很遺憾
- 這沒什麼

287
00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:17,351
對,這是好事

288
00:16:18,227 --> 00:16:20,020
這世上的愛多得是

289
00:16:22,356 --> 00:16:27,111
是她讓我...下定決心開了這間餐館

290
00:16:27,111 --> 00:16:31,532
看來文青還是喜歡這種廉價小餐館
起碼對這種價格很滿意

291
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:37,913
伊莉絲真的都知道哪些人需要推一把

292
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:40,124
即使你不想聽

293
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,919
我最愛她這種拚搏的精神

294
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,629
出菜

295
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,971
我可以...告訴你一件事嗎?

296
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:57,474
算是自白吧

297
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,602
伊莉絲過世後

298
00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:05,899
我刷了她的卡來付這次的旅費

299
00:17:08,986 --> 00:17:10,529
我應該報警才對

300
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,453
不過...如果你把這張照片給我

301
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:20,748
我就當作沒聽到

302
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,251
謝謝

303
00:17:24,251 --> 00:17:26,962
你一定覺得我是個爛人

304
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,547
不是

305
00:17:29,673 --> 00:17:31,884
你聽起來迷失了方向

306
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:39,475
讓她為你感到驕傲

307
00:17:41,518 --> 00:17:43,812
明事理,並且做得更好

308
00:17:45,314 --> 00:17:46,356
遵命

309
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,358
謝謝

310
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,658
真的很特別

311
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,413
- 沒錯
- 對,來吧

312
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:03,582
來吧,我準備好了

313
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,211
他們在做什麼?

314
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,504
企鵝下水

315
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,090
白人每次新年都會跳進湖裡

316
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:13,383
- 為什麼?
- 我不知道

317
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,969
他們有很多事情都令我費解

318
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:19,515
茄子、合槽板...雀斑

319
00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:24,812
洛伊,再次感謝

320
00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:26,772
繼續努力

321
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,862
{\an8}(世上最棒的姑姑梅麗莎傑克森)

322
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:49,545
(看來我現在變成熟了?
伊利諾州,芝加哥)

323
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,338
{\an8}(#上班不要看,老實說可以的話)

324
00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:52,548
{\an8}(我想跟它做愛,路馬納提披薩)

325
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,844
(新貼文
梅麗莎傑克森剛剛發了照片)

326
00:18:56,844 --> 00:18:58,720
(我剛剛在那裡!)

327
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,014
(海軍碼頭百年摩天輪)

328
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,516
她沒去夏威夷

329
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,351
她去了芝加哥

330
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,186
什麼鬼?

331
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,396
(趣聞:花那麼多錢製造口香糖)

332
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:08,480
(卻到我出生那年才有電燈!)

333
00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:11,150
太好了,小妞,你最好做你自己

334
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,443
好嗎?你也有事要做

335
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:15,195
(芝加哥河濱步道)

336
00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:18,490
(看看我們的女孩!)

337
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:20,200
{\an8}(願景航空)

338
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,410
{\an8}遊戲正在進行中

339
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,413
{\an8}你猜誰剛傳私訊給我?

340
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:25,998
{\an8}好,冷靜,讓我看看

341
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,291
凱雅

342
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,294
天啊,尚恩,正經一點

343
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,421
{\an8}幹嘛每次都要批評我的喜好,老兄?

344
00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:33,630
什麼?

345
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,425
你們今天打算要工作嗎?

346
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,093
{\an8}看吧,大明星

347
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,013
{\an8}- 成天要我們工作...該死!
- 你從哪冒出來的?

348
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,891
{\an8}有兩架飛機需要加廁所的水
另一側有兩架要卸貨

349
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:45,893
{\an8}你為什麼時時刻刻都要工作?

350
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,065
{\an8}艾德華烤肉餐館現場直播

351
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,609
{\an8}(泰倫斯
我還是很羨慕你,傑克森)

352
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:54,818
{\an8}(塔米卡:快吃吧!)

353
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:58,655
(魯克里大廈)

354
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,241
我猜我拿不到可娜咖啡了

355
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:02,618
(芝加哥市區)

356
00:20:06,788 --> 00:20:07,789
(年度企鵝下水)

357
00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:13,212
好,要下水的企鵝們,把羽毛準備好

358
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:42,282
做一件會讓自己害怕的事

359
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,995
我的老天爺!

360
00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,509
他媽的!

361
00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:02,261
天啊!

362
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,347
去你的,伊莉絲

363
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,272
請看管個人行李...

364
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,983
等等

365
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,694
女士,我有預定接送行程

366
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,697
因此現在無法進一步提供協助

367
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,115
我也開電動車

368
00:21:23,323 --> 00:21:25,409
我在甘迺迪機場工作快四年了

369
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:27,786
我叫梅兒

370
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,830
- 我叫安琪,需要搭便車嗎?
- 好的

371
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,373
你知道嗎?或許吧

372
00:21:32,124 --> 00:21:34,751
我搭早班飛機
我得找個好地方睡一下

373
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:39,006
你找到了,C24號登機門
是第一航廈最安靜的登機門

374
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:40,090
這我敢肯定

375
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:41,758
- 你接著要去哪裡?
- 回紐約的家

376
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:44,720
我真想去甘迺迪機場工作

377
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:46,847
閃亮的燈光、大都會

378
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:48,890
那你為什麼不去?

379
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:51,935
我不想自己去,太可怕了

380
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:55,272
我這次單獨出來旅行
超可怕的,但我還是來了

381
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,149
我很高興自己這麼做了
你知道為什麼嗎?

382
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,109
因為我認識了某個人

383
00:21:59,109 --> 00:22:00,277
誰?

384
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:01,361
我

385
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,572
我抓到你的笑點了

386
00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:06,074
感覺起來你事業有成

387
00:22:06,074 --> 00:22:07,659
應該是不確定的感覺才對

388
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,705
不曉得,我剛完成高飛營

389
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,290
所以我要慢慢來

390
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,876
對,那個管理培訓課程

391
00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:19,087
或許等我振作起來
我有朝一日也能調到甘迺迪機場

392
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:21,673
等等,可以調職?

393
00:22:22,257 --> 00:22:23,633
對,女孩,那就是重點所在

394
00:22:24,301 --> 00:22:25,886
感謝各位選擇芝加哥歐海爾國際機場

395
00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,512
- 抱歉
- 沒關係

396
00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,056
全天候營運...

397
00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:30,891
我知道你沒那麼愛自己

398
00:22:30,891 --> 00:22:32,184
是誰讓你笑得這麼開心?

399
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,479
{\an8}(泰倫斯1985
舉重、臀推、重訓、拖曳)

400
00:22:35,479 --> 00:22:37,397
{\an8}這個傢伙超帥的

401
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,857
{\an8}你最好趕快行動

402
00:22:41,151 --> 00:22:42,152
或許吧

403
00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,237
- 好,姐妹
- 好

404
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:46,615
- 需要幫忙的話,儘管來找我
- 好

405
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:50,911
安琪,聽著,去上高飛營
他們需要你這種人才

406
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:51,995
沒問題

407
00:22:55,415 --> 00:22:57,542
{\an8}(芝加哥歐海爾國際機場)

408
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,219
「傑克森小姐
看過你針對米特莎衣櫃事件

409
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,971
提出的和解金要求後

410
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,099
{\an8}我們會寄出17000美元支票

411
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:13,266
到你提供的地址」

412
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:18,063
不好意思,可以幫我看一下
告訴我上面寫了什麼嗎?

413
00:23:19,940 --> 00:23:22,359
看來你剛拿到17000美元了

414
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:27,864
一定很棒...

415
00:25:00,957 --> 00:25:04,211
各位先生女士,目前要進行最後下降
進入甘迺迪機場

416
00:25:04,211 --> 00:25:07,088
- 應該會降落...
- 大塊頭,是我

417
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,423
你猜怎麼著?

418
00:25:08,840 --> 00:25:11,301
瑞典家具真的要賠償我了

419
00:25:12,427 --> 00:25:15,263
我想你又少了一個孩子要照顧了

420
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,850
除非你還在瞞著莎拉出軌
有個你不知道的私生子

421
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,770
媽跟你提過茱莉莎的事了嗎?

422
00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,480
她失去了一隻腳

423
00:25:24,272 --> 00:25:25,774
總之,愛你,笨蛋

424
00:25:30,403 --> 00:25:31,863
我的確說得出口

425
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:33,323
我愛你

426
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:34,741
女士,請轉飛航模式

427
00:25:34,741 --> 00:25:35,951
對耶

428
00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,285
我在飛機上,所以...

429
00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:43,166
老實說,企鵝下水最能讓人完全清醒

430
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,835
超冷的,不過我可能每年都會參加

431
00:25:46,419 --> 00:25:49,673
- 你絕對應該...
- 請問我哪裡看起來像有在聽?

432
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:51,508
我要跟整形醫生談一談

433
00:25:51,508 --> 00:25:54,636
請在30號行李轉盤提領行李

434
00:25:54,636 --> 00:25:57,180
不管說這個有沒有用
這個故事真的很精采

435
00:25:57,180 --> 00:25:59,224
肯定會有人想聽的

436
00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,753
- 搞什麼,提蒙西?不要!
- 別這樣!住手...我認識她,放開她

437
00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:31,214
我說過我是這裡的員工,天啊!

438
00:26:31,214 --> 00:26:32,465
- 別激動
- 搞什麼?

439
00:26:32,465 --> 00:26:33,800
- 你有權保持緘默
- 什麼?我做了什麼?

440
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,635
你因盜刷信用卡而被逮捕了

441
00:26:35,635 --> 00:26:38,430
罪名包括偽造文書
盜用身分及重竊盜罪

442
00:26:39,097 --> 00:26:40,807
你一定是搞錯了,警員

443
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,476
- 梅兒,怎麼...
- 我之後再解釋

444
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,169
(緬懷文森黎申
生於1947年,卒於2023年)

445
00:28:00,303 --> 00:28:02,305
字幕翻譯:王靜怡