1 00:00:02,919 --> 00:00:05,714 Why do I think some people in New York die alone? 2 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:07,882 I think the unrealistic standards 3 00:00:07,882 --> 00:00:09,426 that certain people have. 4 00:00:09,426 --> 00:00:10,802 Out of fear? 5 00:00:10,802 --> 00:00:13,888 Um, because... they broke? 6 00:00:13,888 --> 00:00:15,015 ♪ Let's begin now ♪ 7 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:23,231 ♪ I woke up this morning and I said ♪ 8 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,861 ♪ You know, instead of ♪ 9 00:00:27,861 --> 00:00:31,114 ♪ Waiting for a good day to happen, you know, waiting around ♪ 10 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,950 ♪ Through ups and downs, you know, I, I just said, look ♪ 11 00:00:33,950 --> 00:00:35,869 ♪ We're gonna have, we're gonna have a good day ♪ 12 00:00:36,453 --> 00:00:38,955 ♪ And all my homies gonna ride today ♪ 13 00:00:38,955 --> 00:00:41,791 {\an8}♪ And all these mommies look fly today ♪ 14 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:43,877 ♪ And all we wanna do is get by today ♪ 15 00:00:43,877 --> 00:00:46,504 ♪ Hey, we're gonna have a good day ♪ 16 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,673 ♪ And ain't nobody gotta cry today ♪ 17 00:00:49,299 --> 00:00:51,843 ♪ 'Cause ain't nobody gonna die today ♪ 18 00:00:51,843 --> 00:00:54,304 ♪ Save that drama for another day, hey ♪ 19 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:56,514 ♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪ 20 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:00,643 I work here, motherfucker! 21 00:01:00,643 --> 00:01:02,353 My bad. 22 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:11,321 Doin' alright? 23 00:01:11,321 --> 00:01:12,614 ♪ Sometimes I'm right ♪ 24 00:01:12,614 --> 00:01:14,783 ♪ And I can be wrong ♪ 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,912 ♪ My own beliefs are in my song ♪ 26 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,538 No, you're absolutely gonna love it. 27 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:22,290 South Africa! You can't go wrong with a country 28 00:01:22,290 --> 00:01:23,792 with penguins and giraffes! 29 00:01:23,792 --> 00:01:25,835 ♪ I am everyday people ♪ 30 00:01:25,835 --> 00:01:27,796 Safe travels! 31 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:30,507 No, I'm telling you! Don't sleep on the surf lessons. 32 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:32,801 {\an8}You're more likely to be bit by a New Yorker than a shark, 33 00:01:32,801 --> 00:01:34,385 {\an8}and that's a true fact! 34 00:01:34,385 --> 00:01:35,762 {\an8}B26 is always empty. 35 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,347 {\an8}If you don't mind the smell of buffalo wings, 36 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:38,723 {\an8}you can set up camp there. 37 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:39,808 {\an8}Or you can just get some 38 00:01:39,808 --> 00:01:41,559 {\an8}and become part of the problem! 39 00:01:41,559 --> 00:01:44,104 You're welcome. Have a good trip. 40 00:01:44,270 --> 00:01:46,981 ♪ I am everyday people ♪ 41 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:10,130 ♪ I'm head over heels ♪ 42 00:02:10,130 --> 00:02:13,216 ♪ Big time for real ♪ 43 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:14,884 ♪ Ooh baby ♪ 44 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:17,595 Oh, there's the birthday girl! 45 00:02:17,595 --> 00:02:18,972 Ooh, ooh! 46 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,474 ♪ One time for my birthday bitch ♪ 47 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,643 {\an8}♪ One time for my eh, eh, eh ♪ 48 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:25,478 {\an8}♪ Get it, get it, get it, get, get-- ♪ 49 00:02:25,478 --> 00:02:29,190 {\an8}Oh, no. Sad twerking? What-- You got the invite. 50 00:02:29,190 --> 00:02:31,109 {\an8}- I didn't know he was engaged! - Yeah, I know. 51 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,902 {\an8}I can't believe he's getting married to someone else 52 00:02:32,902 --> 00:02:34,696 {\an8}after you rejected him. 53 00:02:34,696 --> 00:02:36,406 {\an8}Before he could reject me! 54 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,074 {\an8}And, I mean, as I predicted, 55 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,118 {\an8}he found someone else that makes sense. 56 00:02:40,118 --> 00:02:42,412 {\an8}- I mean, look at her. - Bitch! 57 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,331 {\an8}Look at you! Woman King! 58 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,208 {\an8}- The Woman King... - No, say it like you mean it. 59 00:02:47,208 --> 00:02:48,710 Woman King! 60 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,336 {\an8}- That's a little bit loud... - Sorry. 61 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:53,173 {\an8}She was supposed to be his rebound, not his wife. 62 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,924 {\an8}I don't know, I just-- 63 00:02:54,924 --> 00:02:56,759 {\an8}But can we unpack this on the way to Hudson? 64 00:02:56,759 --> 00:02:58,178 {\an8}I'm late, even for me. 65 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,513 {\an8}You know I'm not, like, your personal chauffeur, right? 66 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,765 {\an8}I'm not Morgan Freeman. You're not Miss Daisy. 67 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:04,100 {\an8}Come on! Let's go! 68 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,810 {\an8}I've never broken up a straight wedding before. 69 00:03:05,810 --> 00:03:08,188 {\an8}First of all, even if I wasn't afraid to fly, 70 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:10,148 {\an8}and I could fit into my silk Eloquii jumpsuit-- 71 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,733 {\an8}- Silk jumpsuit? - I don't know. 72 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:12,984 {\an8}I wanted to be warm and cold at the same time. 73 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,402 {\an8}The point is I still wouldn't do it 74 00:03:14,402 --> 00:03:15,778 {\an8}because that would make me pathetic. 75 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:17,071 No, you're only pathetic 76 00:03:17,071 --> 00:03:18,781 if you still have feelings for him. 77 00:03:18,781 --> 00:03:21,367 {\an8}Otherwise, you're Julia fuckin' Roberts. Okay, picture it. 78 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,827 {\an8}- It's winter in New York... - Mm-hmm. 79 00:03:22,827 --> 00:03:24,913 {\an8}...and you're flying out of it straight into a Mai Tai. 80 00:03:24,913 --> 00:03:26,998 {\an8}- We arrive only for the reception... - Yeah. 81 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,792 {\an8}...where we dominate-a za dance floor, 82 00:03:29,792 --> 00:03:32,962 duck-walking to Whitney as Alex calls for a do-over 83 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:34,923 because he wants to marry you. 84 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:37,008 {\an8}Okay. Let's say you do drug me, 85 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,301 {\an8}you get me on the plane. 86 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:39,886 {\an8}I still wouldn't go because I'm broke, 87 00:03:39,886 --> 00:03:41,554 {\an8}and I cannot open another credit card. 88 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:42,972 It's my treat. 89 00:03:42,972 --> 00:03:44,057 Do you ever think about money, 90 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,225 or is it like a Scrooge McDuck situation? 91 00:03:45,225 --> 00:03:46,392 Like a pool of money. 92 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:47,810 How many times do I have to tell you, 93 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:50,647 - my parents are rich, I'm not. - You have horses, 94 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:53,900 you work at Hudson to meet a trust fund requirement, 95 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:57,111 and last, but not least, your dad is president of fucking JFK. 96 00:03:57,111 --> 00:03:58,780 Oh, shut your fucking face! Stop the cart! 97 00:03:59,739 --> 00:04:00,782 Lizzo's here. 98 00:04:01,574 --> 00:04:03,743 "A5, 10 minutes." 99 00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:05,286 Okay, what-- A-Are you serious? 100 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:06,955 Yeah, Tina from Delta just posted on Slack. 101 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,706 Which Tina? 'Cause one is a liar. 102 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:10,083 The one with the big titties. 103 00:04:10,083 --> 00:04:12,001 - Big Titty Tina! - Big Titty Tina! Shit! 104 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,670 I have a medical transport. 105 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:16,089 If it was really that important, they would send an ambulance. 106 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,758 Fuck it. It's my birthday. 107 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:21,803 Yes! 108 00:04:21,803 --> 00:04:24,180 God! I can't believe I'm gonna be bad! 109 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:25,807 Ah! 110 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:28,518 - Okay, watch out. Watch out! Excuse me! - Lizzo, Lizzo! I love-- 111 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,023 ♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪ 112 00:04:34,148 --> 00:04:36,693 ♪ Oh, no ♪ 113 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,903 Come on! Back up! 114 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:41,447 Kaya! Lizzo! Now! Ah! 115 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,616 Yes! Gail! Cover me! I got the shit! 116 00:04:43,616 --> 00:04:45,285 ♪ Open up shop, oh ♪ 117 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:47,453 Hey, Josh! Lizzo's here! 118 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:48,746 Lizzo?! 119 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,666 ♪ Niggas wanna try, niggas wanna lie ♪ 120 00:04:51,791 --> 00:04:54,335 ♪ Then niggas wonder why... ♪ Let's go! Let's go! 121 00:04:54,335 --> 00:04:56,212 - Aw... - Aw, come on. 122 00:04:56,212 --> 00:04:58,923 ♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪ 123 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:11,144 Bi-Coastal Bae gets better looking every week. 124 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,146 I'd let him do anything to me. 125 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,857 - He don't wanna do anything to women. - What are the chances 126 00:05:15,857 --> 00:05:17,984 he's into vers bottom Gaysians who are lactose intolerant? 127 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:19,319 - Zero, right? - Zero. 128 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,528 Shut your pie holes. 129 00:05:20,528 --> 00:05:21,904 None of you are getting him. 130 00:05:21,904 --> 00:05:23,573 We work at the airport. 131 00:05:23,573 --> 00:05:26,075 We're invisible to him and everybody else. 132 00:05:26,075 --> 00:05:27,702 Now, can we go, please? 133 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:28,911 So beautiful! 134 00:05:28,911 --> 00:05:31,122 - Mel. Mel! Mel, look out! - Oh shit! 135 00:05:31,122 --> 00:05:33,041 Oh! 136 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,461 Watch out! - Oh, shit! 137 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,087 Oh, shit! 138 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,089 Oh, my God. Got a loose apple! 139 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:42,550 Move! Coming through! 140 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:45,636 Don't forget to sign and date. 141 00:05:45,636 --> 00:05:47,055 It's a whole thing if you don't. 142 00:05:47,055 --> 00:05:48,473 No one even got hurt. 143 00:05:48,473 --> 00:05:50,099 This whole place is a liability fest. 144 00:05:50,099 --> 00:05:52,060 - You gotta be more careful. - I know! 145 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:54,604 Now, my perfect record is besmirched. 146 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:57,440 I'm not going back to baggage claim. 147 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:59,359 Yeah, I don't... think they want you back. 148 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,818 No, shit. They sent me up here. 149 00:06:00,818 --> 00:06:02,904 I oughta thank them for that. 150 00:06:05,782 --> 00:06:07,200 So, uh... 151 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,659 Did you get the email? 152 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:11,120 I did, and I did not touch Patti's lunch. 153 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,915 Who eats cold clams at work? That is-- 154 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,917 Oh, that email! 155 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:18,628 ♪ We gettin'married! ♪ 156 00:06:18,628 --> 00:06:21,631 N-N-Not-- Not me. H-Her. She-- 157 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:24,884 You're marrying her in... in two months on New Year's Day. 158 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:27,512 And that is... that's great. That's, uh-- 159 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,639 Mazel tov on that. 160 00:06:30,223 --> 00:06:32,767 Thank you. Yeah. Gosh, it happened... 161 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:34,477 all so fast, you know? And... 162 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:36,020 That's why I didn't get a chance to-- 163 00:06:36,020 --> 00:06:37,522 No, I-I-- Look, I-- Mm... 164 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,067 I'm happy you're... 165 00:06:41,067 --> 00:06:43,486 - getting Maui'd? Ugh... - Oh. 166 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,530 God, don't start a trend, please. 167 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:47,657 So, uh, hey! 168 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,242 What about you? Got any big plans tonight, 169 00:06:49,242 --> 00:06:52,286 or is it another Thai-day night with Rory, per usual? 170 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:55,998 Excuse me, I'm sorry. We are actually going out for Thai food. 171 00:06:55,998 --> 00:06:59,168 - Oh, wow. Hm... - And karaoke! 172 00:06:59,168 --> 00:07:01,212 So, that's what they call, what? A big tings! 173 00:07:01,212 --> 00:07:02,839 Alright. 174 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:04,882 Well, have fun. 175 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:07,552 Thanks. 176 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:12,348 Oh, and Mel... happy birthday. 177 00:07:12,348 --> 00:07:13,975 Thank you. 178 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,894 I gotta head back to the cart, 179 00:07:16,894 --> 00:07:19,397 so I'm gonna do that. Just... 180 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,485 Like... "All aboard!" Just like... 181 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,821 Okay, alright. 182 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,322 Excuse... 183 00:07:34,620 --> 00:07:36,414 Patti. 184 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:37,707 Loser. 185 00:08:02,148 --> 00:08:03,483 Hoo! 186 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:11,782 Nice-- N-Nice shoes. Nice shoes. 187 00:08:12,783 --> 00:08:13,868 Oh, Saks. 188 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:17,246 Saks Fifth Avenue? 189 00:08:17,246 --> 00:08:18,915 Oh. [laughs] Oh! 190 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:21,083 I thought you said "sex," 191 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,752 and I was gonna be like, "What? No! I can't." 192 00:08:22,752 --> 00:08:24,545 If I said sex, you'd know it. 193 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:37,225 So, you work at the sixth largest airport in the world for how long now? 194 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:40,520 Four years, going on probably forever. 195 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,480 And you still don't know this place is covered in jet fuel? 196 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:43,564 What? Really? 197 00:08:45,441 --> 00:08:48,152 - You're fucking with me. Yeah. - Yes, I'm fucking with you, Terrance. 198 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,907 - I heard you crashed today. - Mm. Who told you? 199 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,451 - I got my ways. - You got your ways. 200 00:08:55,451 --> 00:08:57,787 - Tina. - Tina. Tina told me. 201 00:08:58,829 --> 00:09:00,039 What happened? 202 00:09:00,039 --> 00:09:02,542 I don't know. I was trying to see Lizzo. 203 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:05,628 Did you know we're the same age? 204 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,047 35. 205 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,508 We both have the same amount of hours in our day. 206 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,051 Both fat. Both Black. 207 00:09:12,051 --> 00:09:13,928 Both fucked up. 208 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:16,305 But look what she did with it. I mean, shit. 209 00:09:16,305 --> 00:09:18,057 I don't know about her, but I know about you. 210 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,517 Mm. Do you? 211 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:20,977 - Mm-hmm. - I don't know. 212 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,436 I don't think anyone really knows me. 213 00:09:22,436 --> 00:09:24,146 I know that you hate spiders. 214 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,314 - Mm-hmm. - And raisins. 215 00:09:25,314 --> 00:09:26,649 They look like old spiders. 216 00:09:26,649 --> 00:09:28,776 You're funny. And smart. - Mm. 217 00:09:28,776 --> 00:09:30,611 And you know a little bit about a lot of bit. 218 00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,946 Here's how I see me. 219 00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:36,576 I'm broke, my family thinks I'm a lost cause. 220 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,495 My love life is a joke, 221 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,331 and the punchline is, I work at an airport, 222 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:43,833 I'm afraid to fly. 223 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,753 But you can't let fear keep you from taking off. 224 00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,338 You're not even a little bit curious? 225 00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,842 You're missing out on so much. 226 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,188 Okay, Carmen Sandiego. Where you been? 227 00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:07,273 - Where I been? - Mm. 228 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,483 - I've been to Munich, Baghdad... - Mm. 229 00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,819 ...Tokyo, Turkey. Okay. Alright, alright, alright. 230 00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,238 Thank you for your service. It's my pleasure. 231 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,115 ...right to be litigious as fuck, DeShawn. 232 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,992 I'm clocking every OSHA safety violation. 233 00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,619 I don't care about none of that, bro. 234 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,662 You'll get us shut down, Shaun. Then, I gotta be at home with Dee Dee? 235 00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,040 Mean as hell, she got a damn IED put in last week, bro. 236 00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,500 It's I-- IUD, I think is what you mean. 237 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,877 I think it was a DUI. 238 00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,963 Hey! G-E-D-L-M-N-O-P. I don't give a damn, bro. 239 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,341 She mean, man. Trying to skip Six Flags this year! 240 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,759 My nigga, how many times I gotta tell you? 241 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,552 That sixth flag is for the Confederate flag. 242 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,762 How many times I gotta tell you, 243 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,138 we go for the other five flags, bro. 244 00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,973 And the churros. Delicious racism! 245 00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,433 Alright. 246 00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,310 Look, I told you. 247 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,020 - That smoking can kill you. - Listen, Terrance, 248 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,480 we are Black people living in America. 249 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,231 Our odds are not that great to begin with. 250 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,533 That's funny to y'all? No, it's scary! 251 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,701 I thought it was over for me! 252 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,328 Don't know why y'all laughing. I froze. 253 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,080 'Cause I'm scared! I got warrants! 254 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,587 Ah! There you are. 255 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,048 Oh, my God. So, uh, about tonight. 256 00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,550 Come on. You cannot do this to me again. 257 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,094 If you bail for dick on my birthday, 258 00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,512 we're done. For real this time. 259 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,514 No, I-I-I wish it was dick, no. Um... 260 00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:25,267 Dad was, uh, chairing this fundraiser, and now he can't go, 261 00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,269 and I have to host some table or whatever. 262 00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,063 And you know how he is. I can't say no. 263 00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,606 Oh, I-I know, I know. 264 00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,650 Look, we'll do everything you wanna do next weekend. 265 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,444 I promise. We'll take edibles and watch The Office and-- 266 00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,238 We'll skip the Robert California episodes? 267 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,364 Obviously. 268 00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,409 Go. Have fun. 269 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,327 - Thank you. - Yeah. 270 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,788 Mm. I'll go to my happy place. 271 00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,081 Alright. 272 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,592 ♪ Oh, Lord, I pray you give me strength ♪ 273 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,511 ♪ To carry on ♪ 274 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,765 ♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪ 275 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,229 ♪ Here I go again on my own ♪ 276 00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,988 Things cost a lot these days. 277 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,657 Your total is $376.43. 278 00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,243 You know what? 279 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,078 Fuck it. Today, I'ma do me. 280 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,374 Uh, actually, 281 00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,460 uh, this one should work. 282 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,544 Hmm. 283 00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,921 Wait, I'm sorry. 284 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,298 Can I get that family card discount, 285 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,674 or is it just for families? 286 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,847 Appreciate you. 287 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,019 - Enjoy your day. So... - Mm-hmm. 288 00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,898 Just very efficient packing-- packing person, so... 289 00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,234 ♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪ 290 00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:00,321 I got it. Y-You good? I'm good. You good? 291 00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,366 Hey! It's your mama, baby! 292 00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,618 When you get a chance, I need you to 293 00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,702 show me how to record 294 00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,370 the John Legend singing show. 295 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,831 Pivot! Pivot! 296 00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,500 I'ma get your brother to come over here 297 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,211 and move this table! I keep banging my foot. 298 00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,379 Speaking of foot, 299 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,715 keep the Johnson family in your prayers, child. 300 00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:23,469 Instead of losing weight, Julissa lost a foot to the diabetes. 301 00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,555 Oh! Almost forgot. 302 00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,516 ♪ Happy birthday to-- ♪ 303 00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,810 Okay. Alright. It's not about you, Mom. 304 00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,647 Okay. 305 00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,194 I need a partner for assembly. 306 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,321 Watch this, Ümlaüt! 307 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,907 ♪ Are you ready? My time, it's telling my phone ♪ 308 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,076 ♪ Wonder what's next, I been doing my own ♪ 309 00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,661 ♪ Ring, ring, but the caller unknown ♪ 310 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,079 ♪ Ready, set, go, now, I'm in my zone ♪ 311 00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,790 - ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring ♪ - Fuck off. 312 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,834 Mm. 313 00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,337 ♪ Are you ready, ready, ready? ♪ 314 00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,630 Check! 315 00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,179 Alright. 316 00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,681 Woo! 317 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,687 Tamika ain't the only one gettin' it on tonight. 318 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,610 You Ratatouille piece of shit! 319 00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,654 Fall the fuck back, Remy! 320 00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,072 Fall the fuck back! 321 00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,991 This is mine. 322 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,534 You stay on that side of the house. 323 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,827 I'll stay on this side. 324 00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,078 Piece of shit. 325 00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,538 Mm! 326 00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,456 You jealous of me? 327 00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,292 Fuck you, motherfucker! 328 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,058 Black woman. 35. Single. 329 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,395 She was found in her apartment unresponsive by her neighbor. 330 00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,522 She experienced lacerations to the face, 331 00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,816 a contusion to the back of the head. 332 00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,652 Holy balls! Whoa, lemme get that for you. 333 00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,154 I feel like a piñata. 334 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,448 That would be the hairline rib fracture. 335 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,617 A-A rib fracture from what? 336 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,994 Chest compressions, after she stopped breathing. 337 00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:15,247 Wait. I stopped breathing? For how long? 338 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,665 For almost three minutes. 339 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,000 Three minutes? 340 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,920 That's longer than Despacito. 341 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,630 The blunt force trauma to the back of her head 342 00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,757 caused her to fall forward onto her face, 343 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,467 and she choked on the... 344 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,720 Crab Rangoon that was in her mouth. 345 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,888 Is that like a crab spring roll? 346 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,514 It's more like a fried dumpling. 347 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,724 I thought those were pot stickers. 348 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,808 Pan fried or deep fried? 349 00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,061 I-It is a crispy fried wonton, 350 00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,980 with a filling made of cream cheese, green onions, and crab. 351 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,440 - Oh. - Most of the time, 352 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,650 it's imitation crab, right? 353 00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,818 But the one that tried to kill me was real crab 354 00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,196 because I paid extra for it for my birthday. 355 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:56,622 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 356 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,333 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 357 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,794 No. Please, God! 358 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,006 Uh, okay. Uh, what are the next steps? 359 00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,259 The next steps is me getting up out this bed, 360 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,427 going home. 361 00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,012 - Ah, ah, ah! - For next steps, 362 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,139 because of the severity of the concussion, 363 00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,558 she'll need to be kept awake for the next six hours or so. 364 00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,269 A short script of Percocet to treat the rib fracture. 365 00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,397 - Mm-hmm. - Otherwise, 500 milligrams of ibuprofen. 366 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774 No strenuous physical activity for the next six weeks. 367 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,401 Lucky for you, I haven't had strenuous activity 368 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,695 for the last six years, so we good. 369 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,321 Okay. Well, try to take it easy. 370 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,906 Keke here will get you discharged shortly. 371 00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,745 I know that was a lot. How are you feeling? 372 00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,123 Great. I never felt better, so... 373 00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,375 Well, um, I tried the emergency contact number 374 00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,960 we have for you on file. 375 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,378 I can't get through. 376 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:48,215 - Is it still 212-345-- - That's, that's... 377 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,427 That's my phone number. 378 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,012 You-- 379 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,972 You're your own emergency contact? 380 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,932 Yeah. 381 00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,350 Well, it's hospital policy. 382 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,435 You gotta find somebody to pick you up. 383 00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,145 Where's my phone? 384 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,105 Of course... 385 00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,862 It's gonna be a minute, so... 386 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,740 You doing okay, Ms. Robinson? 387 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,199 Remember to bring me some hot sauce 388 00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,118 with my dinner or pull the plug. 389 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,495 I'll ask Dr. Tibideaux. 390 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,431 Hi, you've reached Rory Cohen. 391 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,724 You know what to do. 392 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,687 Hey, listen. If you can't find anyone, 393 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,230 there are services here at the hospital 394 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,523 - to pick you up-- - Uh, you know what? 395 00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,317 Can I tell you the truth, Keke? It is Keke, right? 396 00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,944 The one person that's supposed to be here for me 397 00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,696 isn't fuckin' picking up. 398 00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,448 And, as luck would have it, 399 00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,241 I ain't got nobody else! 400 00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,078 So, if you really wanna help me, 401 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,496 could you please give me some space 402 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,914 and time to figure it out? 403 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,874 Okay? Thanks. 404 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,880 Mercury is on one. 405 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,259 Jesus Christ. 406 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,012 What's so funny? 407 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,306 I didn't think you had it in ya. 408 00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,641 Had what in me? 409 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,768 Some goddamn fight. 410 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,854 I underestimated you. 411 00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,273 Guess I underestimated me, too. 412 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,318 I'm Melissa. What's your name? 413 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,612 Elise. 414 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,573 Happy birthday, Melissa. 415 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,993 Thanks. 416 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,830 So, Elise, what brought ya here? 417 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,289 Oh, I fell down. 418 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,582 And at this age, 419 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,042 that can kill you. 420 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,168 Well, you know what? I died today, 421 00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,129 and it did not live up to the hype. 422 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,839 Most deaths don't. 423 00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,633 Wh-What do you mean? 424 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,177 There are three kinds of deaths. 425 00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,679 Physical death, 426 00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,431 we all know and write poems about. 427 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,225 Then, there's the kind 428 00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,811 when people stop caring about you. 429 00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,605 And the worst kind 430 00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:12,192 is when you stop caring for yourself. 431 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,154 In that case, I died a long time ago. 432 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,115 Well, maybe you should start living then! 433 00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,160 I used to be just like you, Melissa. 434 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,744 Holding my tongue. 435 00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,580 Scared of everything. 436 00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,916 But then, I jumped into the deep end. 437 00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,835 Woo! 438 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,422 Now, when my life flashes before my eyes, 439 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,051 at least I'll see somethin'. 440 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,264 I wanna see something, too. 441 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,975 Know better, do better. 442 00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,059 Hm. 443 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,729 Now, tell me this. 444 00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,564 Was that crab rooty-tooty worth it? 445 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,068 - Huh? - Ow. Yeah. 446 00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,987 Yeah, it was. 447 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,697 Alright. 448 00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,325 You know, what you should try is gyoza. 449 00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,246 I had some in Japan. So good, oh! 450 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,415 It made my toes curly. 451 00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,044 I would have to take your word for it because I don't fly. 452 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,047 Well, neither did I, until I did. 453 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,843 Girl, you've gotta stop caring about what people think, 454 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,722 and start doing shit that scares you. 455 00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,807 Okay? 456 00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,559 Deal. 457 00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,230 Hm. You know what, Elise? 458 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,732 I know we just met... 459 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,402 I don't know, what if we cared for each other? 460 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,822 At least that's one death we don't have to worry about, right? 461 00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,450 Elise? 462 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,912 Ms. Robinson? Cold blue, B226! 463 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,331 Elise! Elise! Start bagging her. 464 00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,916 Get in. Get the crash cart in. 465 00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,128 Ms. Robinson, can you hear me? Ms. Robinson! 466 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,381 Starting compressions. 467 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,180 Time of death, 10:27 p.m. 468 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,726 Do you think you can call the coroner? 469 00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,937 I'm trying to get outta here. 470 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,232 Yeah, I'll call her. DSS case. 471 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,776 No next of kin. Let's go. 472 00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,373 ♪ Really too late to call ♪ 473 00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,918 ♪ So we wait for ♪ 474 00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,881 ♪ Morning to wake you ♪ 475 00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,551 ♪ Is all we got ♪ 476 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,980 I'm so sorry. 477 00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,449 I saw him live in Lincoln Center. 478 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,117 Now this cat, he's a New Yorker. 479 00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,744 I mean, you've been to Lincoln Center, of course. 480 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,412 I actually have never been. 481 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,331 Jada! You gotta go! 482 00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,042 You know what? That settles it. 483 00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,294 I am taking you to the Lincoln Center. 484 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,504 We gon' see jazz that's gon' have you scatting in real life. 485 00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,423 You gon' be walking down the street. 486 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,300 People gon' be like "She's scatting." 487 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,510 Your phone keeps going off. 488 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,429 - You sure don't need to get that? - Nah, it's my sister. 489 00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,930 No, I ain't gotta get that. 490 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,432 I, uh-- 491 00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,267 Only thing I gotta get is 492 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,061 a second date? 493 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,732 Or should I say... 494 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,818 ♪ Give me a second date! ♪ 495 00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,697 Shit... 496 00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,203 Little sis! 497 00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,959 ♪ Woo! When it's on the floor what we gon-- ♪ 498 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,089 ♪ Pick it up, that money and we fall through ♪ 499 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,466 - ♪ Pick, pick, it up ♪ - I'm sorry I ruined your night. 500 00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,803 Just once, I would love to get a call from you 501 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,306 and it not be that you need somethin' from me. 502 00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:14,267 ♪ Pick, pick, pick it up, pick it up, that money on the floor ♪ 503 00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,228 I didn't have anybody else to call. 504 00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,188 ♪ Then hit the floor, get some more ♪ 505 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:20,607 ♪ I want more, come on, boy, that's how we do, that's how we do ♪ 506 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:24,277 ♪ That's how we do, hold up, money bomb ♪ 507 00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,737 ♪ Calling me, wait I gotta answer ♪ 508 00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,572 ♪ Bring the money home ♪ 509 00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,409 Okay, what the fuck happened? 510 00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,662 I was putting together Ümlaüt furniture, and it fell on me. 511 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:37,499 So, you got Ümlaüt money, but you still on my family plan. 512 00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,376 Don't start, don't start. 513 00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,545 I can make it up to you! What do you want? 514 00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,046 I'll watch the kids. Damn! 515 00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,756 - You gonna watch the kids? - Yeah. 516 00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,426 Man, come on now. I am not about to sit here 517 00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,762 and pretend that I need you only for you to say you gon' show up 518 00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,556 when we know your ass ain't. 519 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,849 Shit, get the fuck outta here. 520 00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,350 I got two kids, not three. 521 00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:58,478 You wanna help me out? Seriously? Fix your shit. 522 00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,648 - Okay. And your shit smells like roses? - Never said that. 523 00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,608 You an alcoholic who voted for Jill Stein. 524 00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,112 - I voted my conscience! - Okay, you split the vote, motherfucker! 525 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,447 Ben-gha-zi! 526 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,115 - Okay. Alright. - You know, we in New York! 527 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,533 - It don't matter who I voted for. - Okay. 528 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,201 I could've voted for my balls. It don't matter. 529 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,286 You know what? 530 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,079 Stop the car. 531 00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:17,831 Hell no. No. 532 00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,207 Stop the fucking car! 533 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,418 Hey! Fuck! I'm stopped! Are you happy? 534 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,836 Yes, I'm fucking happy! Shit! 535 00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,671 Fuck outta my car, bro. Get out. Bye. 536 00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,173 Ow! Fuck! Mm-hmm. 537 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,216 Go home to white wife and your imported beer! 538 00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,844 I will! I can't wait! See you at the fucking funerals! 539 00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,971 Move! 540 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:43,190 ♪ Run, run, run ♪ 541 00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,943 ♪ Run... ♪ 542 00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:55,619 ♪ Run... ♪ 543 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,125 ♪ Whatever makes you happy ♪ 544 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,421 ♪ Whatever you want ♪ 545 00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,968 ♪ You're so fuckin' special ♪ 546 00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:17,724 ♪ I wish I was special ♪ 547 00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,395 ♪ But I'm a creep ♪ 548 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,523 Last call, babe. 549 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,899 Um... 550 00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,401 Can I get a shot of Jack and a PBR? 551 00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,779 Alright, after we take a quick break, 552 00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,822 {\an8}up next will be Michelle. 553 00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,242 This isn't my shit. 554 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,868 Fuck! 555 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,663 What's wrong? You know, besides the obvious. 556 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,249 The hospital gave me Elise's stuff. 557 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,251 I should probably ask a follow-up question, 558 00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,502 but we're about to close. 559 00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,171 That's okay. 560 00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,506 She's dead. 561 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:54,135 Now, you're forcing my hand. 562 00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,596 What happened? Are you okay? 563 00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,306 Am I okay? 564 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,935 Absolutely not! 565 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,353 I was-- 566 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,522 I was supposed to die today. 567 00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:09,276 Can you imagine choking on your favorite food 568 00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,945 the same day you get a wedding invitation 569 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,030 from the only man that's ever... 570 00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,117 got you? 571 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:21,663 Every day, I take people to where they're going, 572 00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,456 but I have no fucking idea where I'm going. 573 00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,458 And even if I did, I couldn't afford it! 574 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,878 I'm still paying off the Lane Bryant bra 575 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:30,380 they cut off my body... 576 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,260 to drag my fat ass back into a world where nobody sees me. 577 00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,891 And I pretend to be okay with it. 578 00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,315 But the truth is... 579 00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:54,821 I wanna be seen. 580 00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,075 I wanna be loved. You know what I'm saying? 581 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,162 Like, I want someone to love me, 582 00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,082 even though I can't. 583 00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,671 So, now what? 584 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,637 I don't know. 585 00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,476 No one fuckin' knows. 586 00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,355 All you can do is just make the next best decision you can. 587 00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:30,899 Build from there. 588 00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,567 You need more vegetables. 589 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,277 Does salsa count? 590 00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,674 Do you have a safe place to go? 591 00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,721 Yeah. Yeah. 592 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,775 This is a bad idea. 593 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,278 What the fuck am I doing? 594 00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:26,955 Oh, shit. 595 00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,628 Wow. 596 00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,844 Okay, Elise. I see you. 597 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,163 The fuck? 598 00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:12,208 Hi! 599 00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:15,253 Oh, hi! Oh, my goodness! 600 00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:18,047 Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 601 00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:19,215 Yeah. 602 00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:23,386 What's your name? 603 00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,974 It's Bubba? 604 00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,059 Hi, Bubba. I'm Mel. 605 00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,605 Yeah. Hi. 606 00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,859 I'm gonna take care of you, okay? 607 00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,160 Oh. [giggles] Come on! 608 00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,830 I know. 609 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,794 You ready? 610 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,129 Yeah, me neither. 611 00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,181 Ah, shit. 612 00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:14,521 ♪ I need a little rest from my heart ♪ 613 00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,652 ♪ Somewhere I can silence the noise ♪ 614 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,655 ♪ Where'd I go ♪ 615 00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,324 ♪ When the highs disappoint? ♪ 616 00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:31,663 ♪ Will I ever find what I want? ♪ 617 00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:35,667 ♪ Oh... ♪ 618 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,296 ♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪ 619 00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:46,511 ♪ Bringing me closer to you ♪ 620 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:49,305 ♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪ 621 00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:52,559 ♪ You're exactly where you're supposed to be ♪ 622 00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,270 ♪ Let it up, let it down ♪ 623 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:58,314 ♪ There's treasure in both to be found ♪ 624 00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:01,442 ♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪ 625 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,195 ♪ Take a moment for you ♪ 626 00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:07,615 ♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪ 627 00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,951 ♪ You're exactly where you're supposed to be ♪ 628 00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:13,496 ♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪ 629 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,832 ♪ Take a moment for you ♪ 630 00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,801 ♪ I'm head over heels ♪ 631 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,929 ♪ This time for real ♪ 632 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,102 Zero, two, two, three, two, five. 633 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:38,563 Okay, it'll just be a moment. Standby. 634 00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,107 The system's been slow today. It's alright. 635 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:43,610 I've never been to Hawaii before. 636 00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,820 Me neither. 637 00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,573 But you know what? I am excited to finally see something. 638 00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,909 I am excited for you. 639 00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,162 Uh-oh. Declined. 640 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,332 Do you have another card you'd like me to try, ma'am? 641 00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,361 Don't judge me. 642 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,155 I'm just seeing if the numbers fit. That's all. 643 00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:45,463 ♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪ 644 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,048 ♪ Ah... ♪ 645 00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,637 ♪ Ay, ay, ay, get divin', let's go ♪ 646 00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,180 ♪ Oh, let's go ♪ 647 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,307 ♪ If you want it, you can get it, let me know ♪ 648 00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,392 ♪ Let me know ♪ 649 00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:59,644 Let's go. 650 00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,270 - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ 651 00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,606 ♪ If you want it, you can get it, let me know ♪ 652 00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:06,359 ♪ Let me know, I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪ 653 00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,736 - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ If you want some, come get some ♪ 654 00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,780 ♪ 'Cause where I'm from, we tote big guns ♪ 655 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,824 ♪ And everybody know somebody that know somebody ♪ 656 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,283 ♪ That know somethin' 'bout it ♪ 657 00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:15,910 ♪ And I want answers now ♪ 658 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,537 ♪ Who, what, where, when, and why ♪ 659 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:19,163 ♪ See, a lot of dudes like to act a fool ♪ 660 00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,249 ♪ And all get all loud, but that ain't my style ♪ 661 00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,751 ♪ Now, he who he gonna get and what he gonna do? ♪ 662 00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,336 ♪ Run up on me if he want to ♪ 663 00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,088 ♪ Out there impressin' his homies ♪ 664 00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,881 ♪ But he stood up in front of his momma ♪ 665 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,508 ♪ I mop up the flo' with him ♪ 666 00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,343 ♪ And I kick in the door and let the fo-fo hit him ♪ 667 00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,053 ♪ I got fools that'll go get him ♪ 668 00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,930 ♪ This for him, his crew and the dudes that run with him ♪ 669 00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,557 - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ 670 00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,600 ♪ If you want it, you can get it, let me know ♪ 671 00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,228 ♪ Let me know, I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪ 672 00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:44,313 - ♪ Let's go! ♪ - ♪ Let's go! ♪ 673 00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,733 ♪ If you want it, you can get it, let me know ♪ 674 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:47,817 ♪ Let me know... ♪