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[ambient street noise]
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[speaker] Why do I think some people
in New York die alone?
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I think the unrealistic standards
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that certain people have.
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Out of fear?
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Um, because... they broke?
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♪ Let's begin now ♪
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[♪ "Good Day" by Greg Street feat.
Nappy Roots playing]
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[train rumbling]
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♪ I woke up this morning and I said ♪
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♪
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♪ You know, instead of ♪
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♪ Waiting for a good day to happen,
you know, waiting around ♪
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♪ Through ups and downs, you know,
I, I just said, look ♪
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♪ We're gonna have,
we're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And all my homies gonna ride today ♪
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{\an8}♪ And all these mommies look fly today ♪
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♪ And all we wanna do is get by today ♪
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♪ Hey, we're gonna have a good day ♪
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♪ And ain't nobody gotta cry today ♪
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♪ 'Cause ain't nobody gonna die today ♪
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♪ Save that drama for another day, hey ♪
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- ♪ We're gonna have a good day ♪
- [alarm beeps]
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- [grunts]
- [screams]
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I work here, motherfucker!
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[panting] My bad.
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[♪ "Everyday People" by Sly & The Family
Stone playing]
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[alarm beeping]
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♪
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Doin' alright?
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♪ Sometimes I'm right ♪
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♪ And I can be wrong ♪
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♪ My own beliefs are in my song ♪
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No, you're absolutely gonna love it.
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South Africa! You can't go wrong
with a country
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with penguins and giraffes!
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♪ I am everyday people ♪
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[in sign language]
Safe travels!
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[in English] No, I'm telling you!
Don't sleep on the surf lessons.
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{\an8}You're more likely to be bit
by a New Yorker than a shark,
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{\an8}and that's a true fact!
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{\an8}B26 is always empty.
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{\an8}If you don't mind the
smell of buffalo wings,
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{\an8}you can set up camp there.
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{\an8}Or you can just get some
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{\an8}and become part of the problem! [laughs]
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[in Spanish]
You're welcome. Have a good trip.
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- [giggles, sighs]
- [in English] ♪ I am everyday people ♪
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- [yawns]
- [phone notification chimes]
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[♪ "Head Over Heels"
by Robyn Johnson playing]
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♪ I'm head over heels ♪
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♪ Big time for real ♪
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♪ Ooh baby ♪
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[♪ music stops]
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[Rory] Oh, there's the birthday girl!
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Ooh, ooh!
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{\an8}[singing] ♪ One time for
my birthday bitch ♪
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{\an8}♪ One time for my eh, eh, eh ♪
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{\an8}♪ Get it, get it, get it, get, get-- ♪
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{\an8}Oh, no. Sad twerking? What--
You got the invite.
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{\an8}- I didn't know he was engaged!
- Yeah, I know.
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{\an8}I can't believe he's
getting married to someone else
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{\an8}after you rejected him.
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{\an8}Before he could reject me!
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{\an8}And, I mean, as I predicted,
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{\an8}he found someone else that makes sense.
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{\an8}- I mean, look at her.
- Bitch!
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{\an8}Look at you! Woman King!
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{\an8}- The Woman King...
- No, say it like you mean it.
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{\an8}[forceful] Woman King!
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{\an8}- That's a little bit loud...
- Sorry.
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{\an8}She was supposed to be his rebound,
not his wife.
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{\an8}I don't know, I just--
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{\an8}But can we unpack
this on the way to Hudson?
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{\an8}I'm late, even for me.
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{\an8}You know I'm not, like,
your personal chauffeur, right?
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{\an8}I'm not Morgan Freeman.
You're not Miss Daisy.
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{\an8}Come on! Let's go!
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{\an8}I've never broken up
a straight wedding before.
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{\an8}First of all,
even if I wasn't afraid to fly,
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{\an8}and I could fit into
my silk Eloquii jumpsuit--
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{\an8}- Silk jumpsuit?
- I don't know.
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{\an8}I wanted to be warm
and cold at the same time.
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{\an8}The point is I still wouldn't do it
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{\an8}because that would make me pathetic.
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No, you're only pathetic
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if you still have feelings for him.
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{\an8}Otherwise, you're Julia fuckin' Roberts.
Okay, picture it.
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{\an8}- It's winter in New York...
- Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}...and you're flying out of it
straight into a Mai Tai.
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{\an8}- We arrive only for the reception...
- Yeah.
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{\an8}...where we dominate-a za dance floor,
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duck-walking to Whitney
as Alex calls for a do-over
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because he wants to marry you.
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{\an8}Okay. Let's say you do drug me,
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{\an8}you get me on the plane.
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{\an8}I still wouldn't go because I'm broke,
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{\an8}and I cannot open another credit card.
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It's my treat.
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Do you ever think about money,
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or is it like a Scrooge McDuck situation?
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Like a pool of money.
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How many times do I have to tell you,
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- my parents are rich, I'm not.
- You have horses,
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you work at Hudson to meet a trust fund
requirement,
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and last, but not least,
your dad is president of fucking JFK.
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Oh, shut your fucking face! Stop the cart!
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Lizzo's here.
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"A5, 10 minutes."
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Okay, what-- A-Are you serious?
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Yeah, Tina from Delta
just posted on Slack.
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Which Tina? 'Cause one is a liar.
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The one with the big titties.
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- Big Titty Tina!
- Big Titty Tina! Shit!
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I have a medical transport.
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If it was really that important,
they would send an ambulance.
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Fuck it. It's my birthday.
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- Yes!
- [both trilling]
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- [laughs]
- God! I can't believe I'm gonna be bad!
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- [honks horn]
- Ah!
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- Okay, watch out. Watch out! Excuse me!
- Lizzo, Lizzo! I love--
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[♪ "Ruff Ryder's Anthem" by DMX playing]
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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
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♪ Oh, no ♪
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- [Melissa] Come on! Back up!
- [honks cart]
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- Kaya! Lizzo! Now!
- [Kaya] Ah!
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Yes! Gail! Cover me! I got the shit!
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♪ Open up shop, oh ♪
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[Melissa] Hey, Josh! Lizzo's here!
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Lizzo?!
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♪
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♪ Niggas wanna try, niggas wanna lie ♪
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- ♪ Then niggas wonder why... ♪
- [all chanting] Let's go! Let's go!
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- Aw...
- Aw, come on.
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♪ Shut 'em down, open up shop ♪
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[♪ sultry R&B music playing]
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[gasps]
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♪
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Bi-Coastal Bae gets
better looking every week.
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I'd let him do anything to me.
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- He don't wanna do anything to women.
- What are the chances
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he's into vers bottom Gaysians
who are lactose intolerant?
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- Zero, right?
- Zero.
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Shut your pie holes.
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None of you are getting him.
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We work at the airport.
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We're invisible to him and everybody else.
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Now, can we go, please?
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So beautiful!
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- Mel. Mel! Mel, look out!
- Oh shit!
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- [screams]
- Oh!
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- [Kaya] Watch out!
- Oh, shit!
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- [people screaming]
- Oh, shit!
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- [Rory] Oh, my God.
- [Josh] Got a loose apple!
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- [screaming continues]
- [Melissa] Move! Coming through!
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[Alex] Don't forget to sign and date.
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It's a whole thing if you don't.
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No one even got hurt.
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This whole place is a liability fest.
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- You gotta be more careful.
- I know!
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Now, my perfect record is besmirched.
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I'm not going back to baggage claim.
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Yeah, I don't... think they want you back.
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No, shit. They sent me up here.
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I oughta thank them for that.
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[quiet PA announcement]
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- So, uh...
- [drums on table]
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Did you get the email?
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I did, and I did not touch Patti's lunch.
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Who eats cold clams at work? That is--
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Oh, that email!
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[sing-songy] ♪ We gettin'married! ♪
[laughs]
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N-N-Not-- Not me. H-Her. She-- [laughs]
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You're marrying her in...
in two months on New Year's Day.
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And that is... that's great. That's, uh--
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Mazel tov on that.
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Thank you. Yeah. Gosh, it happened...
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all so fast, you know? And...
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That's why I didn't get a chance to--
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No, I-I-- Look, I-- Mm...
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I'm happy you're...
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- getting Maui'd? Ugh...
- Oh.
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God, don't start a trend, please.
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- [laughs]
- So, uh, hey!
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What about you? Got any big plans tonight,
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or is it another Thai-day night
with Rory, per usual?
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Excuse me, I'm sorry.
We are actually going out for Thai food.
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- Oh, wow. Hm...
- And karaoke!
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So, that's what they call, what?
A big tings!
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- Alright.
- [taps table]
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Well, have fun.
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Thanks.
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Oh, and Mel... happy birthday.
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- Thank you.
- [soft laugh]
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I gotta head back to the cart,
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so I'm gonna do that. Just...
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[imitates beeping]
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[laughs] Like...
"All aboard!" Just like...
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Okay, alright.
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Excuse... [laughs]
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Patti.
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Loser.
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[coat rustling]
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[indistinct PA announcement]
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[toilet flushes]
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[♪ sultry R&B music playing]
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[hand dryer blowing]
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♪
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Hoo!
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[hand dryer stops]
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♪
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Nice-- N-Nice shoes. Nice shoes.
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Oh, Saks.
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Saks Fifth Avenue?
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Oh. [laughs] Oh!
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I thought you said "sex,"
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and I was gonna be like,
"What? No! I can't."
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If I said sex, you'd know it.
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♪
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So, you work at the sixth largest airport
in the world for how long now?
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Four years, going on probably forever.
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And you still don't know
this place is covered in jet fuel?
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What? Really?
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- You're fucking with me. Yeah.
- Yes, I'm fucking with you, Terrance.
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- I heard you crashed today.
- Mm. Who told you?
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- I got my ways.
- You got your ways.
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- Tina. [laughs]
- Tina. Tina told me.
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What happened?
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I don't know. I was trying to see Lizzo.
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Did you know we're the same age?
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35.
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We both have the same
amount of hours in our day.
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Both fat. Both Black.
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Both fucked up.
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But look what she did with it.
I mean, shit.
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I don't know about her,
but I know about you.
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Mm. Do you?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I don't know.
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I don't think anyone really knows me.
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I know that you hate spiders.
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- Mm-hmm.
- And raisins.
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They look like old spiders.
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- [laughs] You're funny. And smart.
- Mm.
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And you know a little bit
about a lot of bit.
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00:09:30,611 --> 00:09:31,946
Here's how I see me.
246
00:09:32,863 --> 00:09:36,576
I'm broke, my family thinks
I'm a lost cause.
247
00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:39,495
My love life is a joke,
248
00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:42,331
and the punchline is,
I work at an airport,
249
00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:43,833
- I'm afraid to fly.
- [chuckles]
250
00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:47,753
But you can't let fear
keep you from taking off.
251
00:09:47,753 --> 00:09:49,338
You're not even a little bit curious?
252
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:52,842
You're missing out on so much.
253
00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:56,679
[♪ pensive music playing]
254
00:09:58,639 --> 00:09:59,765
[whoosh]
255
00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:06,188
Okay, Carmen Sandiego. Where you been?
256
00:10:06,188 --> 00:10:07,273
- Where I been?
- Mm.
257
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:09,483
- I've been to Munich, Baghdad...
- Mm.
258
00:10:09,483 --> 00:10:11,819
- ...Tokyo, Turkey.
- [laughs] Okay. Alright, alright, alright.
259
00:10:11,819 --> 00:10:14,238
- Thank you for your service.
- [laughs] It's my pleasure.
260
00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:16,115
...right to be litigious as fuck, DeShawn.
261
00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:17,992
I'm clocking every OSHA safety violation.
262
00:10:17,992 --> 00:10:19,619
[DeShawn] I don't care
about none of that, bro.
263
00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:21,662
You'll get us shut down, Shaun.
Then, I gotta be at home with Dee Dee?
264
00:10:21,662 --> 00:10:24,040
Mean as hell, she got a damn IED put
in last week, bro.
265
00:10:24,040 --> 00:10:26,500
It's I-- IUD, I think is what you mean.
266
00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:27,877
I think it was a DUI.
267
00:10:27,877 --> 00:10:30,963
Hey! G-E-D-L-M-N-O-P.
I don't give a damn, bro.
268
00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,341
She mean, man. Trying to skip
Six Flags this year!
269
00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:34,759
My nigga, how many times I gotta tell you?
270
00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:36,552
That sixth flag is for
the Confederate flag.
271
00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,762
How many times I gotta tell you,
272
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,138
we go for the other five flags, bro.
273
00:10:39,138 --> 00:10:40,973
And the churros. Delicious racism!
274
00:10:40,973 --> 00:10:42,433
- [laughing]
- Alright.
275
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:44,310
- [coughing]
- Look, I told you.
276
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,020
- That smoking can kill you.
- Listen, Terrance,
277
00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:47,480
we are Black people living in America.
278
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,231
Our odds are not that great to begin with.
279
00:10:49,231 --> 00:10:50,733
[siren chirps]
280
00:10:51,692 --> 00:10:53,402
[siren chirps]
281
00:10:55,696 --> 00:10:57,531
[both laugh]
282
00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,533
- That's funny to y'all?
- [Terrance] No, it's scary!
283
00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:00,701
I thought it was over for me!
284
00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:02,328
Don't know why y'all laughing. I froze.
285
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,080
- 'Cause I'm scared!
- [DeShawn] I got warrants!
286
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:07,041
[indistinct PA announcement]
287
00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,752
[airport chatter]
288
00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:11,587
Ah! There you are.
289
00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:14,048
Oh, my God. So, uh, about tonight.
290
00:11:14,048 --> 00:11:16,550
Come on. You cannot do this to me again.
291
00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:18,094
If you bail for dick on my birthday,
292
00:11:18,094 --> 00:11:19,512
we're done. For real this time.
293
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:21,514
No, I-I-I wish it was dick, no. Um...
294
00:11:21,514 --> 00:11:25,267
Dad was, uh, chairing this fundraiser,
and now he can't go,
295
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:27,269
and I have to host some table or whatever.
296
00:11:27,853 --> 00:11:29,063
And you know how he is. I can't say no.
297
00:11:29,063 --> 00:11:30,606
Oh, I-I know, I know.
298
00:11:30,606 --> 00:11:32,650
Look, we'll do everything
you wanna do next weekend.
299
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:35,444
I promise. We'll take edibles
and watch The Office and--
300
00:11:35,444 --> 00:11:37,238
We'll skip the Robert California episodes?
301
00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,364
[Rory] Obviously.
302
00:11:39,865 --> 00:11:41,409
Go. Have fun.
303
00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:43,327
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
304
00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:45,788
Mm. I'll go to my happy place. [laughs]
305
00:11:45,788 --> 00:11:47,081
Alright. [kiss]
306
00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,129
[♪ "Here I Go Again"
by Whitesnake playing]
307
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:58,592
♪ Oh, Lord, I pray you give me strength ♪
308
00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,511
♪ To carry on ♪
309
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:04,765
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
310
00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:10,229
♪ Here I go again on my own ♪
311
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:15,401
- [beeping]
- [♪ song continues over PA]
312
00:12:16,610 --> 00:12:18,988
- [Melissa] Things cost a lot these days.
- [beep]
313
00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:21,657
Your total is $376.43.
314
00:12:22,616 --> 00:12:24,243
You know what? [laughs]
315
00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,078
Fuck it. Today, I'ma do me.
316
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,080
[♪ song continues]
317
00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,374
Uh, actually,
318
00:12:30,374 --> 00:12:32,460
uh, this one should work.
319
00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:33,544
Hmm.
320
00:12:34,336 --> 00:12:35,921
[Melissa] Wait, I'm sorry.
321
00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,298
Can I get that family card discount,
322
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:38,674
or is it just for families?
323
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:43,179
[beep]
324
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:44,847
Appreciate you. [laughs]
325
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,019
- Enjoy your day. So...
- Mm-hmm.
326
00:12:50,811 --> 00:12:53,898
Just very efficient packing--
packing person, so...
327
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:57,234
♪ 'Cause I know what it means ♪
328
00:12:57,234 --> 00:13:00,321
I got it. Y-You good? I'm good. You good?
329
00:13:01,822 --> 00:13:03,073
[voicemail beeps]
330
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,366
[Beverly on phone]
Hey! It's your mama, baby!
331
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,618
When you get a chance, I need you to
332
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:06,702
show me how to record
333
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:08,370
the John Legend singing show.
334
00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,831
Pivot! Pivot!
335
00:13:10,831 --> 00:13:12,500
[Beverly] I'ma get
your brother to come over here
336
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,211
and move this table!
I keep banging my foot.
337
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,379
Speaking of foot,
338
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,715
keep the Johnson family
in your prayers, child.
339
00:13:19,715 --> 00:13:23,469
Instead of losing weight,
Julissa lost a foot to the diabetes.
340
00:13:23,469 --> 00:13:24,595
[box thuds]
341
00:13:24,595 --> 00:13:26,555
[Beverly] Oh! Almost forgot.
342
00:13:26,555 --> 00:13:28,516
[sings] ♪ Happy birthday to-- ♪
343
00:13:28,516 --> 00:13:30,810
Okay. Alright. It's not about you, Mom.
344
00:13:33,521 --> 00:13:34,647
Okay. [sighs]
345
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:37,733
[scoffs]
346
00:13:37,733 --> 00:13:40,194
I need a partner for assembly.
347
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,321
Watch this, Ümlaüt!
348
00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,907
♪ Are you ready? My time, it's telling
my phone ♪
349
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:47,076
♪ Wonder what's next,
I been doing my own ♪
350
00:13:47,076 --> 00:13:48,661
♪ Ring, ring, but the caller unknown ♪
351
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,079
♪ Ready, set, go, now, I'm in my zone ♪
352
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:52,790
- ♪ Ring, ring, ring, ring ♪
- Fuck off.
353
00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,834
[laughs] Mm.
354
00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:55,960
[crunches]
355
00:13:56,502 --> 00:13:58,337
♪ Are you ready, ready, ready? ♪
356
00:13:58,337 --> 00:13:59,630
Check!
357
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,966
[groans]
358
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,135
- [thuds]
- [sighs]
359
00:14:05,135 --> 00:14:07,179
Alright. [panting]
360
00:14:07,179 --> 00:14:08,681
Woo!
361
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,432
[muffled moaning]
362
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:12,601
- [claps]
- [laughs]
363
00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,687
Tamika ain't the only one
gettin' it on tonight.
364
00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:17,773
[sensual grunting]
365
00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:21,610
- You Ratatouille piece of shit!
- [smacks ground]
366
00:14:21,610 --> 00:14:23,654
- Fall the fuck back, Remy!
- [sniffing]
367
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:25,072
Fall the fuck back!
368
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:26,991
This is mine.
369
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,534
You stay on that side of the house.
370
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,827
I'll stay on this side.
371
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:31,078
Piece of shit.
372
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,538
[crunches] Mm!
373
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:34,456
[mouthful] You jealous of me?
374
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:36,292
Fuck you, motherfucker!
375
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:37,543
[loud crash]
376
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,963
- [slow beeps]
- [♪ dramatic music playing]
377
00:14:43,966 --> 00:14:45,259
[♪ dramatic music playing]
378
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,928
[muffled voices]
379
00:14:47,928 --> 00:14:50,890
[beeping continues]
380
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,058
[speaker 1] Black woman. 35. Single.
381
00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,395
She was found in her apartment
unresponsive by her neighbor.
382
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,522
- [grunts]
- She experienced lacerations to the face,
383
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:00,816
a contusion to the back of the head.
384
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,652
- Holy balls!
- [speaker 2] Whoa, lemme get that for you.
385
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:05,154
[Melissa] I feel like a piñata.
386
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,448
That would be the hairline rib fracture.
387
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,617
A-A rib fracture from what?
388
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,994
Chest compressions,
after she stopped breathing.
389
00:15:11,994 --> 00:15:15,247
Wait. I stopped breathing? For how long?
390
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,665
For almost three minutes.
391
00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:18,000
Three minutes?
392
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,920
That's longer than Despacito.
393
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,630
The blunt force trauma
to the back of her head
394
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,757
caused her to fall forward onto her face,
395
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,467
and she choked on the...
396
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,720
Crab Rangoon that was in her mouth.
397
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:30,888
Is that like a crab spring roll?
398
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,514
It's more like a fried dumpling.
399
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,724
[speaker 3] I thought those were
pot stickers.
400
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:34,808
Pan fried or deep fried?
401
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,061
I-It is a crispy fried wonton,
402
00:15:37,061 --> 00:15:39,980
with a filling made of cream cheese,
green onions, and crab.
403
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,440
- Oh.
- Most of the time,
404
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,650
it's imitation crab, right?
405
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:44,818
But the one that tried
to kill me was real crab
406
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:47,196
because I paid extra
for it for my birthday.
407
00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:50,532
[crying laugh]
408
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:56,622
[group singing]
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
409
00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:59,333
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
410
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,794
[Melissa] No. Please, God!
411
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,170
- [sighs]
- [doctor clears throat]
412
00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:06,006
Uh, okay. Uh, what are the next steps?
413
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:09,259
The next steps is me
getting up out this bed,
414
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,427
going home. [groans]
415
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,012
- Ah, ah, ah!
- For next steps,
416
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,139
because of the severity of the concussion,
417
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,558
she'll need to be kept awake
for the next six hours or so.
418
00:16:16,558 --> 00:16:19,269
A short script of Percocet
to treat the rib fracture.
419
00:16:19,269 --> 00:16:21,397
- Mm-hmm.
- Otherwise, 500 milligrams of ibuprofen.
420
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,774
No strenuous physical activity
for the next six weeks.
421
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,401
Lucky for you,
I haven't had strenuous activity
422
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,695
for the last six years, so we good.
423
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,321
Okay. Well, try to take it easy.
424
00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:30,906
Keke here will get you discharged shortly.
425
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:34,368
- [quiet hospital chatter]
- [indistinct PA announcement]
426
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,745
I know that was a lot.
How are you feeling?
427
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,123
Great. I never felt better, so...
428
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,375
Well, um, I tried the emergency
contact number
429
00:16:41,375 --> 00:16:42,960
we have for you on file.
430
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,378
I can't get through.
431
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:48,215
- Is it still 212-345--
- That's, that's...
432
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:51,427
That's my phone number.
433
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,012
You--
434
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,972
You're your own emergency contact?
435
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:56,932
[softly] Yeah.
436
00:16:56,932 --> 00:16:58,350
Well, it's hospital policy.
437
00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,435
You gotta find somebody to pick you up.
438
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:01,145
Where's my phone?
439
00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,105
Of course...
440
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:09,862
It's gonna be a minute, so...
441
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:12,740
[Keke] You doing okay, Ms. Robinson?
442
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,199
[Ms. Robinson] Remember
to bring me some hot sauce
443
00:17:14,199 --> 00:17:16,118
with my dinner or pull the plug.
444
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,495
[Keke] I'll ask Dr. Tibideaux.
445
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,876
- [ringback tone]
- [sighs]
446
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:26,879
- [phone vibrates]
- [♪ mischievous music playing]
447
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,049
{\an8}[beep, click]
448
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,092
♪
449
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:37,431
[Rory on voicemail] Hi, you've reached
Rory Cohen.
450
00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,724
You know what to do.
451
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:41,060
- [hangs up]
- [scoffs]
452
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,687
Hey, listen. If you can't find anyone,
453
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,230
there are services here at the hospital
454
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,523
- to pick you up--
- Uh, you know what?
455
00:17:46,523 --> 00:17:48,317
Can I tell you the truth,
Keke? It is Keke, right?
456
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,944
The one person that's
supposed to be here for me
457
00:17:50,944 --> 00:17:52,696
isn't fuckin' picking up. [laughs]
458
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,448
And, as luck would have it,
459
00:17:54,448 --> 00:17:56,241
[laughs] I ain't got nobody else!
460
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,078
So, if you really wanna help me,
461
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,496
could you please give me some space
462
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,914
and time to figure it out?
463
00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,874
Okay? Thanks.
464
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:09,880
[Keke] Mercury is on one. [groans]
465
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:14,259
- [softly] Jesus Christ.
- [laughing]
466
00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,012
What's so funny?
467
00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,306
I didn't think you had it in ya. [laughs]
468
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:20,641
Had what in me?
469
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,768
Some goddamn fight.
470
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,854
I underestimated you. [laughs]
471
00:18:25,854 --> 00:18:28,273
Guess I underestimated me, too.
472
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,318
I'm Melissa. What's your name?
473
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,612
Elise.
474
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:36,573
Happy birthday, Melissa.
475
00:18:36,573 --> 00:18:37,658
[giggles]
476
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:39,993
Thanks.
477
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,830
So, Elise, what brought ya here?
478
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,289
Oh, I fell down.
479
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:45,582
And at this age,
480
00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,042
that can kill you.
481
00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:48,168
Well, you know what? I died today,
482
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,129
and it did not live up to the hype.
483
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,839
Most deaths don't.
484
00:18:53,048 --> 00:18:54,633
Wh-What do you mean?
485
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,177
[Elise] There are three kinds of deaths.
486
00:18:57,177 --> 00:18:58,679
Physical death,
487
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,431
we all know and write poems about.
488
00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:03,225
Then, there's the kind
489
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:05,811
when people stop caring about you.
490
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:08,605
And the worst kind
491
00:19:08,605 --> 00:19:12,192
is when you stop caring for yourself.
492
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,154
In that case, I died a long time ago.
493
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,115
Well, maybe you should start living then!
494
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,160
- [Melissa scoffs]
- I used to be just like you, Melissa.
495
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,744
Holding my tongue.
496
00:19:22,744 --> 00:19:24,580
Scared of everything.
497
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,916
But then, I jumped into the deep end.
498
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:29,835
Woo! [laughs]
499
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:33,422
Now, when my life flashes before my eyes,
500
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,051
at least I'll see somethin'.
501
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,264
I wanna see something, too.
502
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,975
- [♪ gentle music playing]
- Know better, do better.
503
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:46,059
Hm.
504
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,729
[Elise] Now, tell me this.
505
00:19:48,729 --> 00:19:50,564
Was that crab rooty-tooty worth it?
506
00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,649
[laughs]
507
00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,068
- Huh?
- Ow. Yeah.
508
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:56,987
- [laughs]
- Yeah, it was.
509
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,697
Alright. [laughs]
510
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:01,325
You know, what you should try is gyoza.
511
00:20:01,909 --> 00:20:06,246
I had some in Japan. So good, oh!
512
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,415
- It made my toes curly.
- [Melissa laughs]
513
00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:12,044
I would have to take your
word for it because I don't fly.
514
00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,047
Well, neither did I, until I did.
515
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:19,843
Girl, you've gotta stop caring
about what people think,
516
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,722
and start doing shit that scares you.
517
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:25,807
Okay?
518
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:27,559
Deal.
519
00:20:28,727 --> 00:20:31,230
Hm. You know what, Elise?
520
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,732
I know we just met...
521
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,402
I don't know,
what if we cared for each other?
522
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:40,822
At least that's one death we don't have
to worry about, right? [laughs]
523
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:43,450
- [rapid machine beeping]
- Elise?
524
00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:46,912
Ms. Robinson? Cold blue, B226!
525
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,331
Elise! Elise! Start bagging her.
526
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,916
Get in. Get the crash cart in.
527
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,542
[♪ "The Funeral" by
Band of Horses playing]
528
00:20:52,542 --> 00:20:55,128
Ms. Robinson, can you hear me?
Ms. Robinson!
529
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,381
- [pumping chest]
- Starting compressions.
530
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,008
[defibrillator whirring]
531
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,594
[beeps, flatlines]
532
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,180
Time of death, 10:27 p.m.
533
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,726
Do you think you can call the coroner?
534
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,937
[chuckles] I'm trying to get outta here.
535
00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:15,232
[Keke] Yeah, I'll call her. DSS case.
536
00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,776
- No next of kin.
- [nurse] Let's go.
537
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,611
[♪ vocalizing]
538
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:20,696
[grunts]
539
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:31,373
♪ Really too late to call ♪
540
00:21:31,373 --> 00:21:34,918
♪ So we wait for ♪
541
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,881
♪ Morning to wake you ♪
542
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:42,551
♪ Is all we got ♪
543
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:47,180
♪
544
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:48,932
[♪ song continues muffled]
545
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:50,934
[retches]
546
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:53,645
- [♪ music stops]
- [quiet hospital chatter]
547
00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:54,980
[Melissa] I'm so sorry.
548
00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:58,608
[♪ dramatic crescendo]
549
00:22:01,611 --> 00:22:03,864
[♪ soulful music playing]
550
00:22:03,864 --> 00:22:05,449
[Brian] I saw him live in Lincoln Center.
551
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:07,117
Now this cat, he's a New Yorker.
552
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:08,744
I mean, you've been to
Lincoln Center, of course.
553
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:10,412
I actually have never been. [laughs]
554
00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,331
Jada! You gotta go!
555
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:15,042
- You know what? That settles it.
- [Jada giggles]
556
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:17,294
I am taking you to the Lincoln Center.
557
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,504
We gon' see jazz that's gon'
have you scatting in real life.
558
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,423
You gon' be walking down the street.
[scatting]
559
00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,300
- [Jada laughs]
- People gon' be like "She's scatting."
560
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,510
- [phone buzzing]
- Your phone keeps going off.
561
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:27,429
- You sure don't need to get that?
- Nah, it's my sister.
562
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,930
No, I ain't gotta get that.
563
00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,432
I, uh-- [clears throat]
564
00:22:30,432 --> 00:22:32,267
Only thing I gotta get is
565
00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,061
a second date?
566
00:22:34,061 --> 00:22:36,438
[giggles]
567
00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:38,732
Or should I say... [scatting]
568
00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:41,818
- [laughing]
- [sings] ♪ Give me a second date! ♪
569
00:22:41,818 --> 00:22:43,111
[horn honks]
570
00:22:43,111 --> 00:22:45,697
- [brakes squeal]
- [Brian, softly] Shit...
571
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,284
[♪ "That's How We Do"
by Chel Strong playing]
572
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:51,203
Little sis!
573
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:57,959
♪ Woo! When it's on the floor
what we gon-- ♪
574
00:22:57,959 --> 00:22:59,920
[♪ song continues on radio]
575
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,089
♪ Pick it up, that money and
we fall through ♪
576
00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:04,466
- ♪ Pick, pick, it up ♪
- I'm sorry I ruined your night.
577
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:07,803
Just once, I would love
to get a call from you
578
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,306
and it not be that you
need somethin' from me.
579
00:23:11,306 --> 00:23:14,267
♪ Pick, pick, pick it up, pick it up,
that money on the floor ♪
580
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,228
I didn't have anybody else to call.
581
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:18,188
♪ Then hit the floor, get some more ♪
582
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:20,607
♪ I want more, come on, boy,
that's how we do, that's how we do ♪
583
00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:24,277
♪ That's how we do, hold up, money bomb ♪
584
00:23:24,277 --> 00:23:25,737
♪ Calling me, wait I gotta answer ♪
585
00:23:25,737 --> 00:23:27,572
♪ Bring the money home ♪
586
00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:29,199
[♪ rapping continues]
587
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:30,409
Okay, what the fuck happened?
588
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:33,662
I was putting together Ümlaüt furniture,
and it fell on me.
589
00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:37,499
So, you got Ümlaüt money,
but you still on my family plan.
590
00:23:37,499 --> 00:23:39,376
Don't start, don't start.
591
00:23:39,376 --> 00:23:41,545
I can make it up to you!
[stammers] What do you want?
592
00:23:41,545 --> 00:23:43,046
I'll watch the kids. Damn!
593
00:23:43,046 --> 00:23:44,756
- You gonna watch the kids?
- Yeah.
594
00:23:44,756 --> 00:23:47,426
Man, come on now.
I am not about to sit here
595
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:50,762
and pretend that I need you
only for you to say you gon' show up
596
00:23:50,762 --> 00:23:52,556
when we know your ass ain't.
597
00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:53,849
Shit, get the fuck outta here.
598
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:55,350
I got two kids, not three.
599
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:58,478
You wanna help me out?
Seriously? Fix your shit.
600
00:23:58,478 --> 00:24:01,648
- Okay. And your shit smells like roses?
- Never said that.
601
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:03,608
You an alcoholic who voted for Jill Stein.
602
00:24:03,608 --> 00:24:07,112
- I voted my conscience!
- Okay, you split the vote, motherfucker!
603
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:08,447
Ben-gha-zi!
604
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,115
- Okay. Alright.
- You know, we in New York!
605
00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:11,533
- It don't matter who I voted for.
- Okay.
606
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,201
I could've voted for my balls.
It don't matter.
607
00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:14,286
You know what?
608
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,079
Stop the car.
609
00:24:16,621 --> 00:24:17,831
- Hell no. No.
- [grunts]
610
00:24:17,831 --> 00:24:19,207
Stop the fucking car!
611
00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:21,418
- [tires screech]
- Hey! Fuck! I'm stopped! Are you happy?
612
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:22,836
[Melissa] Yes, I'm fucking happy! Shit!
613
00:24:22,836 --> 00:24:24,671
Fuck outta my car, bro. Get out. Bye.
614
00:24:24,671 --> 00:24:26,173
- [Melissa] Ow! Fuck!
- [Brian] Mm-hmm.
615
00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:28,216
Go home to white wife
and your imported beer!
616
00:24:28,216 --> 00:24:30,844
I will! I can't wait!
See you at the fucking funerals!
617
00:24:30,844 --> 00:24:32,971
- [tires screech]
- Move!
618
00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,765
- [neon light buzzing]
- [patrons cheering]
619
00:24:35,765 --> 00:24:37,934
[♪ karaoke version of "Creep"
by Radiohead playing]
620
00:24:37,934 --> 00:24:40,687
[indistinct chatter]
621
00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:43,190
[karaoke singer] ♪ Run, run, run ♪
622
00:24:43,190 --> 00:24:46,943
♪ Run... ♪
623
00:24:51,656 --> 00:24:55,619
♪ Run... ♪
624
00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,621
[♪ vocalizing]
625
00:24:57,621 --> 00:24:59,623
[♪ music slows]
626
00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:02,125
♪ Whatever makes you happy ♪
627
00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:04,586
[♪ heartfelt music playing]
628
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:06,421
♪ Whatever you want ♪
629
00:25:09,758 --> 00:25:11,968
♪ You're so fuckin' special ♪
630
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:17,724
♪ I wish I was special ♪
631
00:25:19,309 --> 00:25:22,395
♪ But I'm a creep ♪
632
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,523
- [knocks on bar]
- [bartender] Last call, babe.
633
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:25,899
[Melissa] Um...
634
00:25:25,899 --> 00:25:28,401
Can I get a shot of Jack and a PBR?
635
00:25:28,735 --> 00:25:30,779
[DJ] Alright, after we take a quick break,
636
00:25:30,779 --> 00:25:32,822
{\an8}- up next will be Michelle.
- [clapping, cheering]
637
00:25:32,822 --> 00:25:35,242
[Melissa] This isn't my shit.
638
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:36,868
- Fuck!
- [slams bag]
639
00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:39,663
What's wrong?
You know, besides the obvious.
640
00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:42,249
- [♪ quiet rock music playing]
- The hospital gave me Elise's stuff.
641
00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:44,251
I should probably ask
a follow-up question,
642
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:45,502
but we're about to close.
643
00:25:46,711 --> 00:25:48,171
That's okay.
644
00:25:48,171 --> 00:25:49,506
She's dead.
645
00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:54,135
Now, you're forcing my hand.
646
00:25:54,135 --> 00:25:56,596
What happened? Are you okay?
647
00:25:56,596 --> 00:25:58,306
Am I okay?
648
00:25:58,306 --> 00:26:00,267
[laughing]
649
00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,935
Absolutely not!
650
00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,353
I was--
651
00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,522
I was supposed to die today.
652
00:26:05,522 --> 00:26:09,276
Can you imagine
choking on your favorite food
653
00:26:09,276 --> 00:26:11,945
the same day you get a wedding invitation
654
00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:14,030
from the only man that's ever...
655
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:17,117
got you?
656
00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:21,663
Every day, I take people
to where they're going,
657
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,456
but I have no fucking idea
where I'm going.
658
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:25,458
And even if I did, I couldn't afford it!
659
00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:26,835
[scoffs]
660
00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,878
I'm still paying off the Lane Bryant bra
661
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:30,380
they cut off my body...
662
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,260
to drag my fat ass back into
a world where nobody sees me.
663
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:41,891
[crying] And I pretend to be okay with it.
664
00:26:44,644 --> 00:26:46,479
[♪ melancholy music playing]
665
00:26:46,479 --> 00:26:48,315
But the truth is...
666
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:54,821
I wanna be seen.
667
00:26:57,073 --> 00:26:59,075
I wanna be loved.
You know what I'm saying?
668
00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:02,162
Like, I want someone to love me,
669
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:06,082
even though I can't.
670
00:27:10,170 --> 00:27:11,671
So, now what?
671
00:27:12,339 --> 00:27:13,340
[sniffles]
672
00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:18,637
[bartender] I don't know.
673
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:20,263
[both laugh]
674
00:27:22,724 --> 00:27:24,476
- No one fuckin' knows.
- [scoffs]
675
00:27:25,352 --> 00:27:28,355
All you can do is just make
the next best decision you can.
676
00:27:29,272 --> 00:27:30,899
Build from there.
677
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,567
[sniffles] You need more vegetables.
678
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:34,277
- [Melissa] Does salsa count?
- [laughs]
679
00:27:35,111 --> 00:27:36,529
[grunting]
680
00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:44,621
[snips]
681
00:27:46,873 --> 00:27:48,917
[♪ melancholy music continues]
682
00:27:48,917 --> 00:27:50,794
[paper rustles]
683
00:27:54,255 --> 00:27:55,674
Do you have a safe place to go?
684
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:01,721
Yeah. Yeah.
685
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:03,306
[chain rattling]
686
00:28:03,306 --> 00:28:06,976
♪
687
00:28:09,562 --> 00:28:10,689
[knocking]
688
00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,775
This is a bad idea.
689
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:17,278
What the fuck am I doing?
690
00:28:17,278 --> 00:28:18,988
[unlocks door]
691
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:21,991
[door creaks]
692
00:28:25,453 --> 00:28:26,955
Oh, shit.
693
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:31,626
[♪ gentle music playing]
694
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,628
- [keys jingle]
- Wow.
695
00:28:36,715 --> 00:28:38,174
[laughs]
696
00:28:38,174 --> 00:28:40,844
Okay, Elise. I see you.
697
00:28:44,431 --> 00:28:47,809
♪
698
00:29:04,367 --> 00:29:06,953
[metallic rattling]
699
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,163
The fuck?
700
00:29:08,663 --> 00:29:10,957
[whining]
701
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:12,208
Hi! [laughs]
702
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:15,253
Oh, hi! Oh, my goodness!
703
00:29:15,253 --> 00:29:18,047
- Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness.
- [whining]
704
00:29:18,214 --> 00:29:19,215
Yeah.
705
00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:22,051
- [sniffles]
- [panting]
706
00:29:22,051 --> 00:29:23,386
What's your name?
707
00:29:24,095 --> 00:29:25,096
[sighs]
708
00:29:25,847 --> 00:29:27,974
It's Bubba? [sighs]
709
00:29:27,974 --> 00:29:30,059
Hi, Bubba. I'm Mel. [sniffles]
710
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:33,605
Yeah. Hi.
711
00:29:36,024 --> 00:29:37,859
I'm gonna take care of you, okay?
712
00:29:42,989 --> 00:29:44,449
[collar rattles]
713
00:29:44,449 --> 00:29:47,160
- Oh. [giggles] Come on!
- [panting]
714
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:50,830
I know.
715
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:55,794
- [Bubba whines]
- You ready?
716
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,129
- Yeah, me neither.
- [door clicks]
717
00:29:58,129 --> 00:30:01,132
[♪ "Moment For You" by Mega playing]
718
00:30:04,010 --> 00:30:06,554
[♪ vocalizing]
719
00:30:06,554 --> 00:30:08,181
Ah, shit.
720
00:30:11,017 --> 00:30:14,521
♪ I need a little rest from my heart ♪
721
00:30:16,064 --> 00:30:17,148
[sighs]
722
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:20,652
♪ Somewhere I can silence the noise ♪
723
00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,655
♪ Where'd I go ♪
724
00:30:23,655 --> 00:30:26,324
♪ When the highs disappoint? ♪
725
00:30:27,367 --> 00:30:31,663
♪ Will I ever find what I want? ♪
726
00:30:32,580 --> 00:30:35,667
♪ Oh... ♪
727
00:30:35,667 --> 00:30:37,669
[♪ vocalizing]
728
00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,296
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
729
00:30:40,296 --> 00:30:43,716
- [♪ vocalizing]
- [grunts]
730
00:30:43,716 --> 00:30:46,511
♪ Bringing me closer to you ♪
731
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:49,305
♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪
732
00:30:49,305 --> 00:30:52,559
♪ You're exactly where
you're supposed to be ♪
733
00:30:52,559 --> 00:30:55,270
- ♪ Let it up, let it down ♪
- [phone chimes]
734
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:58,314
♪ There's treasure in both to be found ♪
735
00:30:58,314 --> 00:31:01,442
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
736
00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,195
♪ Take a moment for you ♪
737
00:31:04,195 --> 00:31:07,615
- ♪ Let it out, let it breathe ♪
- [keypad clacking]
738
00:31:07,615 --> 00:31:09,951
♪ You're exactly where
you're supposed to be ♪
739
00:31:10,493 --> 00:31:13,496
♪ Pause, stop, choose ♪
740
00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:15,832
♪ Take a moment for you ♪
741
00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:18,793
- [♪ song ends]
- [Bubba panting]
742
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:23,798
[♪ "Head Over Heels"
by Robyn Johnson plays on phone]
743
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:26,801
♪ I'm head over heels ♪
744
00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:29,929
♪ This time for real ♪
745
00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:32,223
- [clicks phone]
- [♪ music stops]
746
00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:36,102
Zero, two, two, three, two, five.
747
00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:38,563
[representative on phone]
Okay, it'll just be a moment. Standby.
748
00:31:38,563 --> 00:31:41,107
- The system's been slow today.
- [laughs] It's alright.
749
00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:43,610
[representative] I've never been to
Hawaii before.
750
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:45,820
Me neither. [laughs]
751
00:31:45,820 --> 00:31:48,573
But you know what? I am excited to finally
see something.
752
00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:50,909
[representative] I am excited for you.
753
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,162
Uh-oh. Declined.
754
00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:57,332
Do you have another card
you'd like me to try, ma'am?
755
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:59,292
- [ends call]
- [horns honking outside]
756
00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:00,877
[sighs]
757
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,924
[♪ upbeat music playing]
758
00:32:22,565 --> 00:32:24,901
[Bubba whines, growls]
759
00:32:24,901 --> 00:32:26,361
[Melissa] Don't judge me.
760
00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:29,155
I'm just seeing if the numbers fit.
That's all.
761
00:32:38,081 --> 00:32:41,334
- [♪ "Let's Go" by Trick Daddy playing]
- [drums on table]
762
00:32:42,293 --> 00:32:45,463
♪ Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪
763
00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,048
♪ Ah... ♪
764
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:52,637
♪ Ay, ay, ay, get divin', let's go ♪
765
00:32:52,637 --> 00:32:54,180
♪ Oh, let's go ♪
766
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:56,307
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
767
00:32:56,307 --> 00:32:57,392
♪ Let me know ♪
768
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,476
[plane roaring]
769
00:32:58,476 --> 00:32:59,644
Let's go.
770
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:01,270
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
771
00:33:01,270 --> 00:33:03,606
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
772
00:33:03,606 --> 00:33:06,359
♪ Let me know,
I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪
773
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:08,736
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ If you want some, come get some ♪
774
00:33:08,736 --> 00:33:10,780
♪ 'Cause where I'm from,
we tote big guns ♪
775
00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,824
♪ And everybody know
somebody that know somebody ♪
776
00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,283
♪ That know somethin' 'bout it ♪
777
00:33:14,283 --> 00:33:15,910
♪ And I want answers now ♪
778
00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,537
♪ Who, what, where, when, and why ♪
779
00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:19,163
♪ See, a lot of dudes like to act a fool ♪
780
00:33:19,163 --> 00:33:21,249
♪ And all get all loud,
but that ain't my style ♪
781
00:33:21,249 --> 00:33:23,751
♪ Now, he who he gonna get
and what he gonna do? ♪
782
00:33:23,751 --> 00:33:25,336
♪ Run up on me if he want to ♪
783
00:33:25,336 --> 00:33:27,088
♪ Out there impressin' his homies ♪
784
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:28,881
♪ But he stood up in front of his momma ♪
785
00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:30,508
♪ I mop up the flo' with him ♪
786
00:33:30,508 --> 00:33:32,343
♪ And I kick in the door and
let the fo-fo hit him ♪
787
00:33:32,343 --> 00:33:34,053
♪ I got fools that'll go get him ♪
788
00:33:34,053 --> 00:33:35,930
♪ This for him, his crew and
the dudes that run with him ♪
789
00:33:35,930 --> 00:33:37,557
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
790
00:33:37,557 --> 00:33:39,600
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
791
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:42,228
♪ Let me know,
I'm 'bout to fuck a nigga up ♪
792
00:33:42,228 --> 00:33:44,313
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
- ♪ Let's go! ♪
793
00:33:44,313 --> 00:33:46,733
♪ If you want it, you can get it,
let me know ♪
794
00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:47,817
♪ Let me know... ♪
795
00:33:56,951 --> 00:33:59,829
[♪ fanfare playing]