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我想我上一次拒絕承認
自己在感情裡受傷

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應該是我上一段戀情

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後來我意識到我的狀態很不好

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我心想「不,會好起來的」

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但我是在否認事實,其實不會好轉

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「你必須離開」

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《孤身也無憾》

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(說謊與否認)

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怎麼了?

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怎麼了?

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我好痛

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我已經帶你去散步了,去睡吧

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(羥考酮止痛藥)

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{\an8}(梅麗莎傑克森,羥考酮,兩毫克)

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{\an8}(一次一顆,每天最多吃三次)

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{\an8}(勿超過建議劑量)

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{\an8}看看是誰來了

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{\an8}我不知道你也住在這個社區

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{\an8}我也不知道你住在這裡

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{\an8}- 要一起玩嗎?
- 我也想,但我得去上班了

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{\an8}我可以幫你照顧牠
牠們可以當新朋友

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{\an8}- 就像我們一樣
- 好

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{\an8}- 好
- 給你

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{\an8}- 晚點見
- 好,我再傳簡訊給你

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{\an8}(運輸安全管理局)

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(三樓)

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嘿,梅兒,你沒事吧?

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{\an8}你說你受傷了,但沒很嚴重?

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{\an8}對,我不想打擾你

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{\an8}你覺得我今天能在辦公室工作嗎?

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{\an8}我好像不應該開車

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- 當然,好的
- 好

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{\an8}好,你能告訴我發生什麼事了嗎?

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{\an8}別讓我浪費你的時間了

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好,如果你不告訴我

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我只能自己猜了

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你又在展望公園的
五個傢伙速食店跟人打架了?

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你跟五個傢伙打架?

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派蒂,我今天要派你去開車

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但我以為我來調度中心後
就不用開車了

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{\an8}幫我一個忙,只有今天,好嗎?

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{\an8}- 梅兒需要你幫忙
- 她在裝病

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拜託

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{\an8}我幫你簽了管理課程的推薦信

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想都別想

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好嗎?高飛營只會
從每個部門選出一個人

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今年會是我

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{\an8}希望你飛得夠高

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{\an8}- 飛到另一個機場去
- 想得美

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對了,你氣色從沒這麼好過

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你為什麼還在這裡?

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看來今天只剩你和我了,對吧?

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{\an8}對,看來是這樣

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(羅力柯漢來電)

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看看誰感到內疚了

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嗨,我是梅兒,請留言

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{\an8}她還是不理我

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{\an8}你知道飛得越高
皮膚就會越乾燥嗎?

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(羅力:你在生我的氣嗎?)

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我為我們設計了一系列旅行產品

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{\an8}請支持黑人女性的企業
還有由我成立的企業

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現在我的乳液手錶正在特價

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{\an8}它們無法計時,但能讓你容光煥發

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你就繼續黯淡無光吧

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{\an8}(動力沙)

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{\an8}如果梅兒不理你,一定有原因

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我為了老二沒陪她過生日

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是東西岸帥哥

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能用屁股夾碎核桃的那位?

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{\an8}你不該那麼做的

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{\an8}- 但我懂
- 對吧?

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這個男人代表著所有拒絕過我的男人

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我必須那麼做
而且他只在鎮上待一晚

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{\an8}我一找到她就要道歉

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{\an8}我只是不想空手出現

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你們做了幾次?

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我愛你

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{\an8}兩次

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{\an8}然後我餓壞了,所以我們去卡彭
共享一道帕瑪森乳酪料理

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然後呢?

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我們在廁所又做了一次

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- 羅力柯漢!
- 你能不能...

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他後來有傳簡訊嗎?

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給我看

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我們根本不熟,這沒什麼

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他傳早安訊息還有日出的圖?

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這個完美的男人在做什麼工作?

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他是運動員的骨科外科醫生

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洛杉磯足球俱樂部把他設成快速撥號

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一位足球醫生

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- 請你離開
- 我很樂意,謝謝

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等等...

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第二代乳液手錶

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即將在黑人歷史月推出

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謝謝

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轉告梅兒我祝她早日康復

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為什麼?發生了什麼事?

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我尊重所有的宗教,真的

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(羅力:你還好嗎?)

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但節日一定要聚集在同一個時段嗎?

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(羅力:我很擔心你!)

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我們都知道寬札節至少有兩天是假的

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對吧?亂來一通

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(羅力:打給我!)

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你已經沒在理我了,真令人懷念

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高飛營到底是什麼鬼?

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我跟你說過

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你說聽起來像給大人的家庭作業

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- 不是嗎?
- 對

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但完成這個作業後你有機會加薪

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你看,海報就在那裡

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(高飛營,管理培訓課程)

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如果要在它和這張神祕圖畫中做選擇

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(你看到了什麼?)

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我選擇古怪的圖畫,寶貝

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艾力克斯
我每次都會選稀奇古怪的東西

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或許我該做出更好的選擇

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說到選擇,我...

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買了一張機票去參加你的婚禮

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你是認真的嗎?

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我沒想到你真的會來

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- 我是不小心被邀請的,還是...
- 不...

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不,當然不是,只是...

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梅兒,你不願意搭飛機

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- 對
- 這太棒了

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我只是很訝異,還有...

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我想我很榮幸
你要為了我第一次搭飛機

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才不是為了你

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這是到海邊跨年的好藉口

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然後花我沒有的錢

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你跟羅力會玩得很開心

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我不能攜伴參加嗎?

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我沒有要跟羅力「一起」去

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我要帶男伴

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當然了

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對

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- 我單身,所以...
- 對

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- 你有約會對象了
- 沒錯

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- 我也有女伴
- 是的

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- 我們是月曆嗎?
- 對

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{\an8}(紐約市)

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這麼多年後,我終於能看到大峽谷了

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- 嘿,你有什麼建議嗎?
- 別掉下去

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{\an8}嘿,派蒂,你有看到梅兒嗎?

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{\an8}有,我看到了

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如果她舉不起30磅,就不該來上班

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天啊,她傷得很重嗎?

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艾力克斯跟我說
她在展望公園跟五個傢伙打架

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該死

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你不知道嗎?
你們不是跟史瑞克和驢子一樣嗎?

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不好意思,你覺得我像驢子嗎?

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你知道嗎?算了,別回答

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{\an8}對,你是驢子,不要再罩著她了

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{\an8}下車

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(哈德遜書店)

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他們應該有通知

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你可以再查一次嗎?

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梅子的「梅」

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「麗」就是...對

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我姓「傑克森」
就像傑克森五人組一樣

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不,我不知道幫我看診的醫生
叫什麼名字

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不,我沒有家庭醫生

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因為我很窮啊?

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不,我不是毒蟲,霍華德!

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嗨,梅兒,你沒事吧?

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- 派蒂說你跟人打架
- 沒錯

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我跟一個瑞典衣櫃打架了

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在週五晚上

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- 不,拜託
- 讓我來吧

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好了

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謝謝

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- 我應該陪著你的
- 對,你是應該

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但你要參加募款餐會,對吧?

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- 所以我能理解
- 好,別生氣,但...

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沒有募款餐會

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真的嗎?我太震驚了

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東西岸帥哥在休息室跟我搭訕

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他聞起來像皮革蠟燭,我無法拒絕

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你知道我在外面有多難認識男人

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你為什麼不告訴我實話?

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因為我很軟弱,好嗎?
我爛透了,天啊

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你可以假裝這件事從沒發生過

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然後收下我的道歉和生日禮物嗎?

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路德金恩潤膚產品!

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凱雅推出了新的乳液手錶?

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「再也不用爽身粉」,好喔

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寶貝,他們沒給你好藥嗎?

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只夠撐過這個週末

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但藥劑師說他們沒給我補藥

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去他的大藥廠

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我不會讓他們這樣對你

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你知道這裡到處都有藥吧?

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這是新的車,只跑了50碼

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跟瑪利歐賽車能差多少?

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{\an8}我看到你了,梅麗莎

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派蒂呼叫艾力克斯

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我剛看到梅兒在車裡耍特技

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- 我就說她在裝病
- 該死

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你要帶我去哪裡?

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直搗黃龍,寶貝

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直搗黃龍

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聽說這裡是非法藥品的聖地

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{\an8}有海洛因、助性藥物、抑制藥物
興奮劑、鎮靜劑、各種迷幻藥

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{\an8}都是從蠢飛機旅客那裡沒收的

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非常厲害

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這裡是你夢想中的藥局

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你很快就會感覺好多了

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什麼?

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全都是食物

210
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我不懂,根據傳聞

211
00:10:48,856 --> 00:10:50,941
我們應該被毒品淹沒才對

212
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,109
抱歉

213
00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,196
但誰會走私整條火腿?

214
00:10:55,571 --> 00:10:56,739
真厚顏無恥

215
00:10:58,574 --> 00:11:00,242
- 該死
- 女孩

216
00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,204
- 小心點
- 不

217
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,294
我有跟你說過
我在唸電影學院時染上過蟹蝨嗎?

218
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,420
沒有

219
00:11:11,420 --> 00:11:14,674
- 很癢
- 拜託你拿遠一點

220
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,218
我在吃牠的表親時
衣櫃倒下來壓到我

221
00:11:17,218 --> 00:11:19,011
請你告訴我你當時不是一個人

222
00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,222
不是

223
00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:25,267
塔米卡和拉瑪過來喝酒

224
00:11:26,352 --> 00:11:27,978
我開始跟鄰居交朋友了

225
00:11:31,899 --> 00:11:33,359
(班:你今天過得如何?)

226
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,902
抱歉,不好意思?

227
00:11:35,361 --> 00:11:37,905
- 那是東西岸帥哥嗎?
- 對,是班

228
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:40,700
- 等等,如果你的鄰居在那裡...
- 抱歉,你說「班」嗎?

229
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,576
- 班?你們熟到可以直呼名字了嗎?
- 這...

230
00:11:42,576 --> 00:11:44,620
- 嘿!
- 我的天啊!

231
00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,455
抱歉

232
00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,957
你是梅兒,對吧?

233
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:51,085
我聽說你被痛扁
因為你在汽車展欠了五千美元

234
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,586
是誰在散布謠言?

235
00:11:52,586 --> 00:11:55,381
聽著,你知道嗎?對,沒錯

236
00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:57,717
真厲害,你們在這裡做什麼?

237
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,260
- 我們在找非法毒品
- 我們...

238
00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,387
- 沒錯
- 抱歉

239
00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:02,555
我幫不了你們

240
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,557
毒品會被帶離現場,送去焚化場

241
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,475
我負責保護美國農業

242
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,602
農地安全管理局

243
00:12:08,602 --> 00:12:10,688
你們要找的是國土安全局

244
00:12:10,688 --> 00:12:12,440
- 運輸安全管理局
- 該死

245
00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,191
糟了...

246
00:12:14,191 --> 00:12:16,652
- 怎麼了?
- 傑森在運輸安全管理局

247
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,738
我現在去見他有點尷尬

248
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,489
我屁股上還有另一個男人的手印

249
00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:23,075
羅力,這是你欠我的

250
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:24,535
好

251
00:12:24,535 --> 00:12:27,413
姐妹,別讓我失望,我需要止痛藥

252
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:30,708
- 我只是想問一下
- 怎麼了?

253
00:12:30,708 --> 00:12:33,586
可以介紹一下這條火腿嗎?

254
00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,296
沒問題,它很棒

255
00:12:35,296 --> 00:12:36,881
- 橡子飼養
- 橡子飼養

256
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,716
價值大約四千美元

257
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,385
四千美元

258
00:12:41,385 --> 00:12:42,595
投資型火腿

259
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,684
可以給我嗎?

260
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:51,520
我不應該這麼做

261
00:12:52,104 --> 00:12:54,523
但當然可以

262
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,066
好,拿去吧

263
00:12:56,066 --> 00:12:57,818
- 謝謝
- 不客氣

264
00:12:57,818 --> 00:13:00,946
羅力,我說「投資」,你說「火腿」

265
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:05,409
- 投資
- 火腿

266
00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:08,954
你屁股上有手印,又一直看手機

267
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,414
- 你對班有感覺嗎?
- 沒有

268
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:13,334
就算有,那種男人
也不會對我這種人有感覺

269
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,085
- 派蒂呼叫梅麗莎
- 終於來了

270
00:13:15,085 --> 00:13:17,296
- 我是梅麗莎,請說
- 你怠忽職守

271
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:18,422
你違反了員工守則

272
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,758
我月經來了

273
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,885
範圍很廣

274
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:24,428
- 沒有這種事
-「很廣」?

275
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:28,057
直接放在輸送帶上,別丟進托盤裡

276
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,975
我說別丟進托盤裡

277
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,519
我不管拉瓜迪亞機場怎麼做

278
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:32,978
這裡聞起來像拉瓜迪亞機場嗎?

279
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:35,898
別把你的小液體袋拿出來,女士

280
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,234
我們只有偶爾會這麼做,好嗎?

281
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:41,195
馬上把那個小枕頭放進那個小袋子裡

282
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,990
艾文,幫我看著

283
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:46,951
你跟他上過床?

284
00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:48,452
我們在同一個新冠肺炎泡泡裡

285
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:49,995
梅兒,這位是運輸安全管理局的傑森

286
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:51,789
運輸安全管理局的傑森,這位是梅兒

287
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,416
我知道我從沒要求過你什麼

288
00:13:54,416 --> 00:13:56,293
- 但我在想...
- 你當然有

289
00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:59,004
每週二,我總是很樂意幫你

290
00:13:59,004 --> 00:14:01,257
你不是應該去阻止恐怖攻擊或...

291
00:14:01,257 --> 00:14:02,466
對,那不是真的

292
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,886
我的工作是羞辱別人
叫他們去買新襪子

293
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:08,264
羅力,我能幫什麼忙嗎?

294
00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:13,102
我知道這很突然
但你不會剛好有止痛藥吧?

295
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,478
抱歉,我幫不上忙

296
00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,564
但它們會先被帶到一個集中處

297
00:14:17,189 --> 00:14:19,358
我不確定在哪裡,但也許你可以找

298
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,734
外面有眼線的人談一談?

299
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,696
你知道嗎?我有個主意

300
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,030
來吧,我們走

301
00:14:25,698 --> 00:14:28,033
那麼明天見,羅力?

302
00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:30,995
老實說,明天不行

303
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:34,915
詹姆斯派特森要出新書了
所以哈德遜書店會很忙

304
00:14:34,915 --> 00:14:36,584
我正希望你能跟我「忙」一下

305
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:38,878
是

306
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:40,588
羅力!

307
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,924
- 好...
- 你覺得你可以加速嗎?

308
00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,467
- 稍微加速?
- 不,我沒辦法

309
00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:46,635
只能慢慢來

310
00:14:46,635 --> 00:14:48,762
煞車的話,我會把脾臟拉出來

311
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,639
派蒂在八點鐘方向...

312
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,849
該死

313
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:56,979
- 我的投資型火腿!
- 別管它了!

314
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,564
先生,你是犯罪事件的目擊者

315
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:01,108
如果你敢投訴就是在妨礙司法

316
00:15:01,817 --> 00:15:03,694
借過!

317
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,699
醫生說我會再長高一點

318
00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,868
我只要再等一等,但我已經30歲了

319
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:13,203
你懂我的意思嗎?所以我...

320
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:14,788
嘿,你好嗎,梅兒?

321
00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,332
聽說你嗑太多,撞到停在路邊的車

322
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,625
天啊!

323
00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,877
我只是跟瑞典家具起了衝突

324
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,879
我可以幫你告那些瑞典賤人

325
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:24,924
他可以
這個笨蛋差點讓阿比集團倒閉

326
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,677
你不能隨意停止供應藍帶雞排堡
還不給我補償金

327
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,137
誘導轉向法,混蛋!

328
00:15:30,137 --> 00:15:31,764
上面有寫「限時供應」

329
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:33,849
寫下事發經過,我再寄給我的人

330
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:35,309
我也許會接受你的提議

331
00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:38,520
但我們其實是來打聽集中處的情報?

332
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,730
他們想知道集中處的事

333
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,523
- 集中處?
- 對,我們時間不多,所以...

334
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,484
- 他們「時間不多」
- 他們「時間不多」

335
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,279
嘿,我和德尚在地面工作

336
00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,949
我們會看到一些東西、聽到一些消息

337
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,408
但也什麼都沒看到

338
00:15:51,408 --> 00:15:53,577
如果你們想跟
甘迺迪機場真正的老大談

339
00:15:53,577 --> 00:15:55,913
在空中有眼線,什麼都知道的人?

340
00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:58,540
- 你們要找的是鳥人
- 鳥人

341
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:01,919
- 你要餵他吃倉鼠
- 對,我們是認真的

342
00:16:01,919 --> 00:16:03,545
大多數機場都有鳥人

343
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:05,005
好,他們只是顧鳥的人

344
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,966
只有我們有真正的鳥人

345
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:08,968
- 我們的很特別
- 顧鳥的人

346
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,469
那並不神祕,只是一份工作

347
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,929
那不只是一份工作,小泰

348
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:14,139
他們負責預防鳥擊,好嗎?

349
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:15,975
就像薩利機長一樣的人物

350
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,435
- 該死
- 你還好嗎?

351
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,022
- 慢慢康復了
- 好

352
00:16:22,022 --> 00:16:23,899
別給我死掉,傑克森

353
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,401
「別給我死掉,傑克森」

354
00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:28,070
怎樣?我們要去找鳥人嗎?

355
00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,863
去那裡拿件外套,我們必須偽裝一番

356
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,836
{\an8}(表揚那些為國效力的人)

357
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,463
嘿,老兄

358
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:52,886
- 天啊
- 那是一隻老鷹

359
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:54,346
這是洛基

360
00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:56,223
我們來是因為我們的朋友...

361
00:16:56,223 --> 00:17:00,853
每早,海鷗都有可能被吸入飛機引擎
粉身碎骨而亡

362
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,522
危及人類和鳥類的生命

363
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:07,026
每早,洛基的工作就是把海鷗嚇跑

364
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,903
太棒了,聽著
我不想打斷你的馴鷹課

365
00:17:09,903 --> 00:17:11,822
但我的朋友梅兒現在很痛苦

366
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,782
- 所以我們可以繼續了嗎?
- 滿懷敬意地繼續

367
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,577
如果你們想在甘迺迪機場找毒品

368
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,912
你們只要注意卸載行李的時候

369
00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,290
毒品通常在
第一個或最後一個卸載的行李裡

370
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,750
看吧?我就知道

371
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,585
- 我就知道他們有系統
- 你不是這麼說的

372
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:25,878
- 尚恩
- 你說我們無法加薪

373
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,629
是因為甘迺迪機場比較關心鳥

374
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,256
- 勝過關心員工
- 我...

375
00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:30,841
- 你是這麼說的
- 為什麼你要...

376
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,301
我個人很欣賞你的工作

377
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,595
- 讓我的工作輕鬆許多
- 謝謝

378
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:37,473
升力、推力、重力和阻力

379
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:38,599
你說什麼...

380
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:42,478
飛行需要這四種力量

381
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:44,605
大家都知道升力和推力

382
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:46,940
它們能把你往上推、往前推

383
00:17:46,940 --> 00:17:49,401
但重力和阻力一樣重要

384
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,361
- 你們知道為什麼嗎?
- 這個我知道

385
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,530
數學

386
00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:56,700
相反的力量會互相平衡

387
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,952
升力等於重力,推力等於阻力

388
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,746
好喔,愛因斯坦隊長

389
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:02,164
其實他說得對

390
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,582
「他說得對」

391
00:18:04,333 --> 00:18:07,127
有時候拖累你、讓你慢下來的東西

392
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,714
就是你起飛時需要的東西

393
00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,553
好,太好了

394
00:18:17,137 --> 00:18:19,056
- 太棒了,我們該走了嗎?
- 好

395
00:18:19,056 --> 00:18:20,140
謝了,老兄

396
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,310
謝謝,我欠你一次,鳥人先生

397
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:25,938
拜託,我爸才是鳥人先生

398
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,856
你可以叫我卡爾!

399
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:29,608
我不要

400
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:32,861
我的名字真的叫卡爾

401
00:18:32,861 --> 00:18:33,987
好

402
00:18:37,658 --> 00:18:38,951
你好安靜

403
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,497
那個鳥書呆子害我心神不寧

404
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:45,165
飛機幾點降落?

405
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:47,751
夏威夷航空在兩點到三點間降落

406
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:52,005
每週一、三和四
所以我們有12分鐘的時間

407
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:55,676
- 你得多出去走走
- 我買了一張去夏威夷的機票

408
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:58,512
不好意思,你說什麼?

409
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,390
我們還是可以一起去

410
00:19:01,390 --> 00:19:03,642
好,不...好,那太棒了

411
00:19:03,642 --> 00:19:05,644
但我...這是一件大事

412
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:07,062
怎麼會這樣?你什麼時候...

413
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:11,525
在醫院時,有個女人死在我身邊

414
00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,777
她無依無靠

415
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:17,698
完全沒有人,沒有人能幫她辦葬禮

416
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:21,577
就算辦了葬禮,也沒有人會來...

417
00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,539
我不想再虛度人生了

418
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:26,999
我想更上一層樓

419
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,711
之前有太多阻力,我只是...

420
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,047
是時候往前衝了

421
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:36,884
你的確很想衝

422
00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,135
拜託

423
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:41,221
- 艾力克斯和夏威夷,我懂了
- 不

424
00:19:41,555 --> 00:19:44,641
不,說真的,重點不是他,重點是我

425
00:19:46,643 --> 00:19:48,729
我想首次搭上飛機

426
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:54,651
在太平洋裡踏浪

427
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:58,238
隨你怎麼說

428
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:02,910
這真是一團亂...

429
00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:05,078
- 天啊,閉嘴
- 好

430
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:06,205
{\an8}(混蛋來電)

431
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:07,915
{\an8}這個混蛋

432
00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:09,041
友善一點

433
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,585
- 兒子,我們有麻煩了
- 好喔,廢話

434
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,669
友善一點

435
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:16,423
沒收物品室少了價值四千美元的火腿

436
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:17,758
該死

437
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,889
什麼都別承認,你不在場
你甚至不在這裡

438
00:20:26,558 --> 00:20:28,185
(山姆柯漢,總裁兼執行長)

439
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,396
嗨,爸

440
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:34,149
羅力

441
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,613
{\an8}- 梅麗莎
- 都是我的錯

442
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,324
我出了意外
我的身體感覺像被火車輾過

443
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:46,328
{\an8}火腿只是他為了幫我
而造成的毀滅性傷害

444
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:52,960
{\an8}坦然承認自己的錯誤,我很佩服

445
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,546
{\an8}聽著,你的經理對你讚譽有加

446
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:59,132
你的出勤紀錄很完美

447
00:20:59,132 --> 00:21:02,052
{\an8}你今天選擇來到這裡
即使你有理由拒絕出席

448
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:07,140
{\an8}這表明了你的決心
甘迺迪機場有個管理培訓課程

449
00:21:07,140 --> 00:21:08,725
{\an8}你聽過高飛營嗎?

450
00:21:10,185 --> 00:21:11,228
{\an8}聽過

451
00:21:11,561 --> 00:21:12,688
{\an8}所以你有考慮參加嗎?

452
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:21,238
{\an8}(梅麗莎傑克森)

453
00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,285
- 梅麗莎?
- 沒有

454
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,578
{\an8}你應該試試看

455
00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:31,331
考慮一下再告訴我,好嗎?

456
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,583
或許羅力能跟我一起參加...

457
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,918
別白費唇舌了,梅兒

458
00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,045
我爸不認為我是管理的料

459
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:40,716
事實上,羅力有能力做很多事

460
00:21:41,216 --> 00:21:43,635
{\an8}如果他沒有一遇到困難就放棄的話

461
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,803
才不是那樣

462
00:21:44,803 --> 00:21:47,597
網球、空手道、室內設計

463
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,560
我幫他開啟了大門
他只要走進來就好

464
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,936
去你的大門

465
00:21:55,188 --> 00:21:57,232
梅麗莎,很高興認識你

466
00:21:57,816 --> 00:21:59,609
{\an8}好嗎?高飛營很適合你

467
00:22:00,235 --> 00:22:02,070
好,謝謝

468
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:05,782
再見,柯漢先生

469
00:22:06,116 --> 00:22:07,409
保重,梅麗莎

470
00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:14,082
你他媽的都35歲了

471
00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,800
好,我很抱歉

472
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,011
- 我可以解釋
- 你不必解釋

473
00:22:27,095 --> 00:22:30,766
- 我接到甘迺迪機場總裁的電話
- 太棒了

474
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,060
他說你要參加高飛營

475
00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,396
不,我說我會考慮

476
00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,899
如果你考慮之後決定參加

477
00:22:39,691 --> 00:22:41,651
我幫你寫了推薦信

478
00:22:50,827 --> 00:22:52,746
艾力克斯...

479
00:22:54,081 --> 00:22:57,542
梅麗莎跟運輸安全管理局的傑森
在食品室吸毒

480
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:00,003
鳥人、火腿,還有...

481
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:02,255
天啊,我抽筋了

482
00:23:02,255 --> 00:23:04,549
- 抽筋...我的腸躁症發作了
- 好,派蒂...

483
00:23:04,549 --> 00:23:07,469
謝謝你...你去吧,接下來交給我

484
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,723
她狀況不好

485
00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:18,397
{\an8}(狄倫,三英里外
魯伯特,四英里外)

486
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,358
{\an8}(查理,六英里外
卡特,一英里外)

487
00:23:21,358 --> 00:23:23,276
(梅麗莎:你還好嗎?)

488
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:27,197
(羅力:還是老樣子)

489
00:23:27,197 --> 00:23:33,161
(班來電)

490
00:23:34,621 --> 00:23:35,956
我覺得你在躲我

491
00:23:36,540 --> 00:23:37,749
你想談談嗎?

492
00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:39,709
不,我沒事

493
00:23:39,709 --> 00:23:41,420
我不該...

494
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:43,338
如果你有事,別說你沒事

495
00:23:43,338 --> 00:23:44,965
你可以說實話

496
00:23:46,049 --> 00:23:48,427
我不想拿我的父親情結煩你

497
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:53,598
你不會讓我厭煩的,說吧

498
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,978
(紐約市、洛杉磯國際機場)

499
00:23:58,812 --> 00:24:00,230
我有東西要給你

500
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:05,193
雖然沒有管制藥品那麼棒,但是...

501
00:24:05,986 --> 00:24:07,696
- 我的投資型火腿!
- 對

502
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:09,531
你爸會殺了你

503
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,533
沒關係,我的火腿會繼續存活下去

504
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:19,833
梅兒,我覺得我們應該對彼此更誠實

505
00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:23,044
- 我也想要這樣
- 好

506
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:26,339
你要聽真心話嗎?

507
00:24:28,383 --> 00:24:30,343
我覺得我跟艾力克斯分手是個錯誤

508
00:24:31,553 --> 00:24:37,350
我不該跟他分手
他要結婚的事讓我很難受

509
00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,188
你要聽真心話嗎?

510
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:46,985
我的確對班有感覺,我想他也有同感

511
00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:49,488
他這週末會來紐約

512
00:24:49,488 --> 00:24:53,492
但如果你想一起出去玩
我可以叫他滾蛋

513
00:24:54,284 --> 00:24:55,285
你要聽真心話嗎?

514
00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,496
我替你感到開心

515
00:24:58,955 --> 00:25:00,123
但叫他週五滾蛋

516
00:25:00,123 --> 00:25:01,875
- 週五是我的
- 成交

517
00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:05,837
我不希望你用塔米卡和拉瑪取代我

518
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:09,591
好,一言為定

519
00:25:10,967 --> 00:25:12,511
最後還有一個...

520
00:25:14,012 --> 00:25:15,055
真心話

521
00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:20,352
我覺得很丟臉
我爸只看到我朋友的優點

522
00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:21,520
卻看不到我的優點

523
00:25:22,103 --> 00:25:26,733
所以我不想要你參加管理培訓課程

524
00:25:27,609 --> 00:25:29,819
下一站,聯準會

525
00:25:33,323 --> 00:25:35,742
好,是,我知道了

526
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,625
(福特頓街車站)

527
00:25:43,625 --> 00:25:45,335
(梅兒:謝謝你今天照顧巴巴)

528
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:47,087
(艾莉:沒問題,對了
我給你的大麻很強,希望有幫助)

529
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:49,422
(梅兒:哈哈,知道了,明天見)

530
00:26:02,852 --> 00:26:06,147
升力、推力、重力、阻力

531
00:26:08,525 --> 00:26:12,529
升力、推力、重力、阻力

532
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:19,035
「因此,我真心推薦
梅麗莎傑克森加入這個課程

533
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:22,747
沒有人比梅兒更聰明
更準備好成長了

534
00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:25,041
艾力克斯威廉斯敬上」

535
00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,725
嘿,是我

536
00:26:43,018 --> 00:26:44,185
我來打擾了

537
00:26:44,185 --> 00:26:46,396
你知道我是艾力克斯威廉斯吧?

538
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,023
閉嘴

539
00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:51,192
我還以為你把我的電話號碼弄丟了

540
00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:54,070
不,我只是想尊重你的感情狀況

541
00:26:54,070 --> 00:26:56,072
不跨越任何界線

542
00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,866
朋友不能講電話嗎?

543
00:26:57,866 --> 00:26:59,367
我們現在是朋友了,對吧?

544
00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:00,952
對

545
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:04,331
- 現在方便說話嗎?
- 茱莉在加班

546
00:27:04,331 --> 00:27:07,459
尼克隊快輸了
所以你打來得正是時候

547
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,002
她把你一個人丟在家裡

548
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:10,629
她一定以為你是大人了

549
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:15,842
這還有待商榷
但我覺得我是大人了,傑克森女士

550
00:27:15,842 --> 00:27:18,511
我要跟你說幾次我叫梅麗莎?

551
00:27:18,803 --> 00:27:20,680
只有在做下流的事時
才能叫我傑克森女士

552
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:21,765
我知道

553
00:27:24,059 --> 00:27:26,394
- 你還好嗎?
- 我很好

554
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,233
我只是想跟你說聲「不客氣」

555
00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:38,740
因為你這麼聰明又好相處

556
00:27:40,367 --> 00:27:42,661
不管是誰付錢要你寫這封推薦信的
我欠那個人一次

557
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,705
我只是寫下了事實,傑克森女士

558
00:28:52,939 --> 00:28:54,941
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