1
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Tyler,
love the candy canes by the way.

2
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They look great.

3
00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:42,109
Thank you so much.
I literally could not have
done this night without you.

4
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Oh! Oh, sorry, Luce.

5
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Uh, you're coming tonight,
right?

6
00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,482
-No. I-- I can't, I have plans.
-What do you mean?

7
00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,118
- You've known about this for months.
-  -Yeah, sorry.

8
00:01:01,696 --> 00:01:04,866
Enough
with all this Christmas shit.

9
00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:07,100
-Sneaking out
a little bit early...
-Jesus Christ.

10
00:01:07,134 --> 00:01:08,570
...are ya?

11
00:01:08,603 --> 00:01:09,637
-Hi, Peg.
-Hi.

12
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Didn't see you there.

13
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It's okay.

14
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So, got any good plans
for the holidays?

15
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Uh no, I'm--

16
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Uh, just headed
to my mom's tomorrow.

17
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Oh, how nice.

18
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You must be looking forward
to that.

19
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Are you guys close?

20
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Uh...

21
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Ah...

22
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I said, are you close
with your mother?

23
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Yeah, uh, sure.

24
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-Yeah?
-Yeah, I guess.

25
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That's nice.

26
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It's just this time of
year though, isn't it?

27
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It's like no matter what
you do, you can't outgrow it.

28
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I find-- I find that even I
still get excited

29
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by the little things.
Isn't that crazy?

30
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But you know, you, uh...

31
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You hear those same songs,
you see those lights,

32
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you feel the cold

33
00:01:58,786 --> 00:02:02,255
and for just this one time
of year,

34
00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:05,492
even the cold feels good.

35
00:02:05,526 --> 00:02:07,695
It's like--

36
00:02:07,729 --> 00:02:11,164
It's like you get to be a kid

37
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all over again.

38
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But, uh, you're an
only child though, right?

39
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Uh, no.

40
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I'm one of three.

41
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Oh, huh.

42
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Uh--

43
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That's, uh, funny. I--

44
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Oh!

45
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Well, I hope you have
a nice time at home

46
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with your family, Lucy.

47
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And...

48
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always remember,

49
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no one likes a Scrooge.

50
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Happy Holiday!

51
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- Yeah, just this.
- Sure.

52
00:03:50,832 --> 00:03:51,866
Um...

53
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It's cold out, huh?

54
00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:17,725
<i>Just because every child</i>
<i>doesn't get his wish,</i>

55
00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:19,794
<i>that doesn't mean</i>
<i>there isn't a Santa Claus.</i>

56
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<i>That's what I thought</i>
<i>you'd say.</i>

57
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<i>But what could you</i>
<i>possibly want with a house</i>
<i>like this?</i>

58
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<i>I'll live in it</i>
<i>with my mother.</i>

59
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<i>But you have</i>
<i>this lovely apartment.</i>

60
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<i>But I want a backyard,</i>
<i>and a swing, and--</i>

61
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<i>she can't get it, huh?</i>

62
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<i>I didn't say that.</i>

63
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<i>Well, that's a tall order.</i>

64
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<i>But I'll do the best I can.</i>

65
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<i>- May I keep this?</i>
<i>- Mm-hmm.</i>

66
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<i>Goodnight, Susan.</i>

67
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Night.

68
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<i>Do you like living in the city?</i>

69
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Sorry, dude.

70
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Hello?

71
00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,924
Hey?

72
00:05:22,957 --> 00:05:24,759
Hey.

73
00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:27,195
How was your flight?

74
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Fine, long.

75
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Fine, long, that's it?

76
00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,801
What do you want,
the flight path?

77
00:05:33,835 --> 00:05:35,203
Singapore.

78
00:05:35,236 --> 00:05:36,137
China.

79
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Japan.

80
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Ocean, ocean, ocean.

81
00:05:42,310 --> 00:05:43,811
What are you doing on the floor?

82
00:05:43,845 --> 00:05:47,148
Trying to fix my back.

83
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It's 'cause I'm a 100 years old.

84
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You old man.

85
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Yeah. Be my--

86
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Wait, wait, wait.
Just don't move.

87
00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:55,256
Oh my God.

88
00:05:55,289 --> 00:05:56,489
Don't move.

89
00:05:56,524 --> 00:05:57,490
- Hold it.
- Don't move.

90
00:05:57,525 --> 00:05:58,391
-Can you stop?
-Don't...

91
00:05:58,425 --> 00:05:59,794
- I got it.
- ...move.

92
00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:01,128
You guys look good.
I wanna take a picture.

93
00:06:01,162 --> 00:06:02,663
I got it.

94
00:06:02,697 --> 00:06:03,798
Hi, sweetie.

95
00:06:03,831 --> 00:06:05,066
Hi.

96
00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:06,067
You want some salad?

97
00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:07,568
I have three packages
of arugula

98
00:06:07,602 --> 00:06:08,736
that are about to expire.

99
00:06:08,769 --> 00:06:10,938
I'd have some, too, but, um,

100
00:06:10,972 --> 00:06:12,974
I had a huge roast beef sandwich

101
00:06:13,007 --> 00:06:16,476
at the gas station with Tim
and I'm not feeling so well.

102
00:06:16,510 --> 00:06:18,679
Why did you do that?

103
00:06:18,713 --> 00:06:19,747
Well, I don't know.

104
00:06:19,780 --> 00:06:23,284
Um, but you wanna run errands?

105
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- Sure.
- Great.

106
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I'll be back.

107
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She seems up.

108
00:06:30,992 --> 00:06:34,161
Send text message to Cynthia.

109
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Period.

110
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Hi, sweetie.

111
00:06:36,664 --> 00:06:39,133
-Mom, I could just text her--
-Your sister and I are--

112
00:06:39,166 --> 00:06:40,601
heading out.

113
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Call me. Love you.

114
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Period.

115
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Okay.

116
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Okay.

117
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Okay.

118
00:07:03,057 --> 00:07:04,325
Smoking?

119
00:07:04,358 --> 00:07:07,628
Just-- just one a day.

120
00:07:07,662 --> 00:07:09,297
Okay.

121
00:07:09,330 --> 00:07:10,131
Ooh.

122
00:07:10,164 --> 00:07:12,166
Luce, look, there's Sam.

123
00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,368
He's been here all week
helping his mother.

124
00:07:14,402 --> 00:07:16,871
Usually he's in California
with his girlfriend,

125
00:07:16,904 --> 00:07:18,072
but they broke up.

126
00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,006
-Fascinating.
-Yeah. I--

127
00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,574
think you should maybe--

128
00:07:20,608 --> 00:07:22,977
-Mom.
-What?

129
00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:25,046
I think he looks kinda
like Anthony Edwards.

130
00:07:25,079 --> 00:07:26,747
-What?
-Mm-hmm.

131
00:07:26,781 --> 00:07:28,416
Remember the ER days?

132
00:07:28,448 --> 00:07:29,482
You always liked him as a kid.

133
00:07:29,517 --> 00:07:30,685
-You liked more than--
-Mom!

134
00:07:30,718 --> 00:07:31,919
You liked him more
than George Clooney.

135
00:07:31,953 --> 00:07:33,654
-Can we just go?
-Which I thought was very odd.

136
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Alright.
You wearing your seatbelt?

137
00:07:34,689 --> 00:07:35,957
-Can we go?
-Yes.

138
00:07:35,990 --> 00:07:37,525
He can't hear me.

139
00:07:37,558 --> 00:07:40,928
I could hear you.

140
00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:43,698
-Whoops.
-Oh my God.

141
00:07:43,731 --> 00:07:44,832
Oh, that's my coffee.

142
00:07:44,865 --> 00:07:46,067
Oh well.

143
00:07:47,768 --> 00:07:49,203
Hi Sam.

144
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Hi.

145
00:07:50,705 --> 00:07:53,174
Okay.

146
00:07:53,207 --> 00:07:54,342
Alright.

147
00:07:54,375 --> 00:07:56,277
Should we go pick it up?

148
00:07:56,310 --> 00:07:58,079
Oh, it's just my coffee cup.
It's okay.

149
00:08:03,451 --> 00:08:06,220
Grab another one
with the snowflakes.

150
00:08:06,253 --> 00:08:07,855
Okay.

151
00:08:07,888 --> 00:08:12,193
Oh,
and one of those cute gift bags.

152
00:08:12,226 --> 00:08:14,328
Snowflakes.

153
00:08:19,133 --> 00:08:20,801
Lucy Rauleigh?

154
00:08:20,835 --> 00:08:22,536
- Hi.
- Hi.

155
00:08:22,570 --> 00:08:24,205
Hi Mrs. Baker.
- Oh.

156
00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:27,708
Andrea is in Paris
with her boyfriend
this Christmas,

157
00:08:27,742 --> 00:08:30,111
but she told me to say hi
if I ran into you.

158
00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:31,278
Really?

159
00:08:31,312 --> 00:08:33,214
Oh, I-- I mean we haven't spoken
in like--

160
00:08:33,247 --> 00:08:36,717
Has your father mentioned
that Jack reached out to him

161
00:08:36,751 --> 00:08:38,452
about an internship
this summer

162
00:08:38,486 --> 00:08:40,621
-at the network?
-Uh, no.

163
00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:44,225
Watching his career take off
has been so exciting for--

164
00:08:44,258 --> 00:08:46,293
for Richard and I. Ah.

165
00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:48,562
We were very close
with your father.

166
00:08:48,596 --> 00:08:50,664
I mean it was years ago,
but, uh,

167
00:08:50,698 --> 00:08:53,334
your mother always
just sort of did her own thing,

168
00:08:53,367 --> 00:08:55,569
but, uh...

169
00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,305
Anyhow, it is too bad
he doesn't live here,

170
00:08:58,339 --> 00:09:00,841
so I can't run into him
at the Job Lot

171
00:09:00,875 --> 00:09:02,443
buying toilet paper.

172
00:09:04,779 --> 00:09:07,248
You will have to come down
to the beach house this summer

173
00:09:07,281 --> 00:09:12,219
when Andrea and her fiancé--
boyfriend are visiting.

174
00:09:12,253 --> 00:09:14,688
Uh, it just drives me
absolutely nuts

175
00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:17,658
that that house sits there
empty all winter,

176
00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,427
but you know,
it's not near a mountain,

177
00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:21,162
so no one wants to hear it
from me.

178
00:09:22,797 --> 00:09:24,365
Mmm, well.

179
00:09:24,398 --> 00:09:26,100
Luce?

180
00:09:26,133 --> 00:09:27,802
- Oh.
- Coming.

181
00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:30,539
I better get going,
but I will see you around.

182
00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:32,840
-Bye.
-Bye.

183
00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:37,011
Coming.

184
00:09:37,044 --> 00:09:38,879
How come you two never hang out?

185
00:09:38,913 --> 00:09:42,450
I like Mrs. Baker.
She's very social.

186
00:09:43,818 --> 00:09:46,120
I don't know, I guess
I don't like her very much.

187
00:09:46,153 --> 00:09:48,289
Why not?

188
00:09:48,322 --> 00:09:49,490
Mom, she's successful.

189
00:09:49,524 --> 00:09:52,693
-Doesn't matter.
-She's still got a lot of energy

190
00:09:52,726 --> 00:09:55,162
She's very put together.

191
00:09:55,196 --> 00:09:58,299
I don't think
she's a very nice person.

192
00:09:58,332 --> 00:10:01,035
She's a perfectly normal woman,
mom.

193
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,871
She was really nice
to me in there.

194
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,673
Let's go get coffee.

195
00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,509
Hold on.

196
00:10:07,542 --> 00:10:10,344
Great. Let's go.

197
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,646
<i>...gusts on the cape.</i>
<i>And a new question,</i>

198
00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:15,550
<i>how far down does the snow get?</i>
<i>Will there be snow?</i>

199
00:10:15,584 --> 00:10:17,885
I mean, I'm not really sure
why we're even doing this.

200
00:10:17,918 --> 00:10:20,654
It's kind of late,
and you know,

201
00:10:20,688 --> 00:10:23,023
we're gonna have
take it down in two days,
you realize?

202
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:26,093
Yeah, I will.

203
00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:29,497
Sorry.

204
00:10:29,531 --> 00:10:33,000
So, did Cynthia tell
you she got mom a cruise?

205
00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:36,737
Okay, does everyone in
this family smoke now?

206
00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,508
You know it's bad for you,
right?

207
00:10:39,541 --> 00:10:44,078
Yeah, so it's like $800 each,
but it's like a--

208
00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,514
a classic cruise.

209
00:10:45,547 --> 00:10:47,414
800 bucks each?

210
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:48,550
Whoa, spooky.

211
00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,917
Cyn said that you would say that

212
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,554
and I'm supposed to say
you make plenty of money, Lucy.

213
00:10:52,587 --> 00:10:54,455
You make plenty of money, Lucy.

214
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:56,423
Does Cynthia ever think to--
I don't know,

215
00:10:56,457 --> 00:10:58,192
maybe consult one of us

216
00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:00,928
before she makes
these decisions?

217
00:11:00,961 --> 00:11:04,633
Also, it's a surprise,
and it's on the 28th.

218
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:07,434
God, these things are so old.

219
00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:12,541
Oh, just...

220
00:11:12,574 --> 00:11:16,310
You know, I--
I don't even think mom owns--

221
00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:18,245
I don't think mom owns
a bathing suit anymore,

222
00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,813
- you know?
- Huh?

223
00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,917
I mean, she definitely doesn't.

224
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,252
You know what?
I'm gonna go inside.

225
00:11:25,286 --> 00:11:26,987
What? Why?

226
00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:30,391
Just this is not how siblings
are supposed to work.

227
00:11:30,424 --> 00:11:31,560
We're supposed to talk
to each other

228
00:11:31,593 --> 00:11:33,794
about these kinds of things.

229
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:35,462
We're talking.

230
00:11:37,431 --> 00:11:38,832
Jesus.

231
00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:27,549
Can't sleep?

232
00:12:27,582 --> 00:12:30,985
What? No. I--
I'm fine.

233
00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:34,121
It's okay to look at it.

234
00:12:34,154 --> 00:12:36,123
It was a beautiful wedding.

235
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,659
Um.

236
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:40,494
I don't think
this should be out...

237
00:12:40,528 --> 00:12:43,163
in the dining room
for people to see.

238
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:46,834
It's not like
I have people over often.

239
00:12:46,867 --> 00:12:49,704
Well, maybe you should.

240
00:12:51,939 --> 00:12:53,274
Um...

241
00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:57,646
Do you miss him, sweetheart?

242
00:12:58,713 --> 00:13:02,216
No.

243
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:05,953
We got divorced for a reason.

244
00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:09,189
Well, that doesn't mean
you can't miss him.

245
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:14,261
I-- I miss Nate sometimes.

246
00:13:14,295 --> 00:13:16,930
We're still friends on Facebook.

247
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,334
He, um, he doesn't post
very much anymore.

248
00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,440
When your father
and I got divorced--

249
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,342
Mom, please.

250
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,615
Lucy, I'm-- I'm just trying
to have a conversation.

251
00:13:33,648 --> 00:13:37,384
You and dad got divorced
like, what, 30 years ago?

252
00:13:37,418 --> 00:13:39,920
You had three kids together.

253
00:13:39,953 --> 00:13:44,291
It's an entirely
different situation.

254
00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:49,263
And I-- I don't think I should
be taking advice from you.

255
00:13:54,803 --> 00:13:57,137
Um, I'm gonna go to bed.

256
00:14:01,743 --> 00:14:05,045
-Lucy.
-Mom, I asked you before
to get rid of it.

257
00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:06,748
You were the one looking at it.

258
00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:08,315
Because it was out.

259
00:14:08,349 --> 00:14:09,883
Fine.

260
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,251
Get rid of it.

261
00:14:11,285 --> 00:14:12,687
Fine.

262
00:14:18,626 --> 00:14:21,328
You know, I just--

263
00:14:21,362 --> 00:14:25,600
I just wish you'd like me
a little bit more.

264
00:14:25,633 --> 00:14:28,135
Might-- it might make Christmas
more fun.

265
00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:32,005
You think I don't want
a fun Christmas, too, mom?

266
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:33,675
Where everyone's together
on Christmas.

267
00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:35,309
You think I don't want that?

268
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,845
I don't know, Lucy.

269
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,480
Well, don't you wish
we could just wake up tomorrow

270
00:14:39,514 --> 00:14:42,950
and be the perfect family?

271
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:46,855
But we're not.

272
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:28,863
Hmm.

273
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:38,972
Did mom go out?

274
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:41,208
I don't know.

275
00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,512
Hmm, what do you mean
you don't know?

276
00:15:44,546 --> 00:15:46,915
-I haven't seen her.
-Did, like--

277
00:15:46,947 --> 00:15:52,219
like in-- in a while or at all?

278
00:15:52,252 --> 00:15:55,355
Like in a while.

279
00:15:55,389 --> 00:15:59,661
Oh, well...

280
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:02,931
-What's up?
-Uh, nothing.

281
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:06,166
Mom!

282
00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:08,903
I don't think she's here.

283
00:16:23,751 --> 00:16:25,285
Mom?

284
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:35,530
Mom?

285
00:16:42,436 --> 00:16:44,004
Mom!

286
00:16:47,509 --> 00:16:50,310
Her car's not in the driveway,
Tim!

287
00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:54,983
-Did you call her?
-Yeah.

288
00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,050
Her phone was off.

289
00:17:00,922 --> 00:17:02,256
Uh, she probably went
on her walk.

290
00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:05,125
You think she went for a walk?

291
00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:07,662
- No. Mom doesn't exercise.
- She doesn't really walk.

292
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:11,566
No...

293
00:17:13,367 --> 00:17:14,969
Okay, I'm gonna go out.

294
00:17:15,003 --> 00:17:17,572
Um, run some errands.

295
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:19,741
Do you want to come?

296
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:22,276
No.

297
00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,745
Really?

298
00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,281
Really.

299
00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:30,317
Fine.

300
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:34,789
Well, just let me know
if you hear from her.

301
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,658
Oh, where am I going?
I have to get dressed.

302
00:18:12,961 --> 00:18:14,394
<i>So, as you know,</i>

303
00:18:14,428 --> 00:18:17,065
<i>we are actually a little</i>
<i>bit low on the trees outside,</i>

304
00:18:17,097 --> 00:18:20,167
But we do have some
interesting options indoors.

305
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,171
So we have these, uh, wreaths,
which are 50% off,

306
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,075
and then we have, uh,
some garlands over there

307
00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:29,409
and we have ribbons, uh,

308
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:31,846
which are also discounted
over there.

309
00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:33,480
You know what?

310
00:18:33,514 --> 00:18:35,750
I'm actually
not gonna get a tree.

311
00:18:35,783 --> 00:18:37,719
- Why not?
- Or anything.

312
00:18:37,752 --> 00:18:39,453
But thank you so much
for your help.

313
00:18:39,486 --> 00:18:41,856
I mean,
you could still totally get it.

314
00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,025
It's only the 23rd.

315
00:18:44,058 --> 00:18:45,325
I know, but--
you know what?

316
00:18:45,359 --> 00:18:47,494
There's just no little kids
in my house.

317
00:18:47,528 --> 00:18:49,097
-Right.
-So, it just doesn't--

318
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:49,998
-Lucy.
-I mean--

319
00:18:50,031 --> 00:18:51,398
Hi.

320
00:18:51,431 --> 00:18:52,734
Oh, hi.

321
00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:53,768
Hey, Sam.

322
00:18:53,801 --> 00:18:55,069
-Last minute...
-Hi.

323
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:56,104
...tree buying?

324
00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:57,371
No.

325
00:18:57,404 --> 00:18:58,673
They're not buying trees.

326
00:18:58,706 --> 00:19:01,408
They don't have little kids
in their house.

327
00:19:01,441 --> 00:19:04,411
My, uh-- my mom got one
of those fake trees.

328
00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,780
-Oh, no.
-And I couldn't take it.

329
00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,548
It doesn't smell like anything.

330
00:19:07,582 --> 00:19:10,685
If I wanted a fake tree,
I would have stayed
in California.

331
00:19:10,718 --> 00:19:12,587
So, I said screw it
and came here.

332
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:13,655
-Hm.
-Nice.

333
00:19:13,688 --> 00:19:16,289
-Yep.
-It's a good one.

334
00:19:16,323 --> 00:19:18,593
How is everything?
It's been years, huh?

335
00:19:18,626 --> 00:19:20,394
I know. Uh, great.

336
00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:21,261
-Yeah?
-Yeah. Doing really good.

337
00:19:21,294 --> 00:19:23,765
I think I saw Tim get in--

338
00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:26,601
-Yep. Tim. And Cynthia...
-Yeah, and Cynthia--

339
00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,036
-...arrives today...
-Ah.

340
00:19:28,069 --> 00:19:29,236
...from Chicago.

341
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,939
Your mom cracks me up.

342
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:34,942
-She's, uh--
-Yep.

343
00:19:34,976 --> 00:19:36,744
I always thought your family
was cool.

344
00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:43,151
-And your mom, she's good?
-Yeah, she's good.

345
00:19:43,183 --> 00:19:47,187
-Hm.
-You guys should come
over tonight if you're free.

346
00:19:47,220 --> 00:19:49,456
-Ah.
-But I-- You know, I should
probably get home

347
00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,092
and put this tree in some water.

348
00:19:51,125 --> 00:19:53,094
-Okay.
-But I'll see you around?

349
00:19:53,127 --> 00:19:56,798
-Yeah.
-Yeah?

350
00:19:56,831 --> 00:20:00,034
-Happy holidays.
-Happy holidays.

351
00:20:06,674 --> 00:20:07,842
Kids in the house?

352
00:20:07,875 --> 00:20:10,678
Nope.

353
00:20:10,712 --> 00:20:14,649
Um, yeah, I'll just--
get the both of 'em.

354
00:20:28,629 --> 00:20:30,164
Hello, hello, hello.

355
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:35,570
What fresh nonsense is this?

356
00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:37,105
Oh my God.

357
00:20:37,138 --> 00:20:39,006
I-- I thought mom wanted some.

358
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:43,978
Uh, they're called
"Poinsettias".

359
00:20:44,011 --> 00:20:46,514
Yeah.

360
00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:49,150
Pretty proud of myself.

361
00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,450
These are very festive, right?

362
00:20:50,484 --> 00:20:51,819
Yeah, I didn't know you had
that in you.

363
00:20:51,853 --> 00:20:55,056
Yeah.
Okay, so mom's not back
from her walk?

364
00:20:55,089 --> 00:20:56,891
-No.
-Okay.

365
00:20:58,826 --> 00:21:00,027
Okay.

366
00:21:00,061 --> 00:21:01,495
Yeah.

367
00:21:01,529 --> 00:21:04,899
Um, um,
when does Cynthia get in?

368
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:07,334
Soon, I think.

369
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,636
Okay, Tim.

370
00:21:08,669 --> 00:21:10,571
When-- when Cynthia gets in,
just tell her that--

371
00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:13,574
What?

372
00:21:13,608 --> 00:21:14,842
I already told her.

373
00:21:14,876 --> 00:21:17,344
You already told her what?

374
00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,580
That you and mom probably got
into a fight

375
00:21:19,614 --> 00:21:22,250
and now we don't know
where she is?

376
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:23,483
That's not what happened.

377
00:21:23,518 --> 00:21:25,219
Oh, it's not?

378
00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:27,889
What did happen?

379
00:21:30,457 --> 00:21:34,262
-Shit!
-Speak of the devil.

380
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,202
Hi, Cyn!

381
00:21:42,302 --> 00:21:43,604
Everything's fine.

382
00:21:43,638 --> 00:21:45,173
Honestly, I don't know
why I thought that

383
00:21:45,206 --> 00:21:47,175
we could just all have a
normal family Christmas
together.

384
00:21:47,208 --> 00:21:48,609
Okay,
she's probably out shopping.

385
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,410
What did you do?

386
00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,947
-Nothing.
-Oh, you didn't do anything?

387
00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:56,250
You know that her flight for
the cruise leaves on the 28th,
right?

388
00:21:56,284 --> 00:21:59,887
Oh, oh yeah.
Thanks for consulting
with me on that, by the way.

389
00:21:59,921 --> 00:22:01,756
Ugh.
She doesn't even like cruises.

390
00:22:01,789 --> 00:22:05,026
Roll that.

391
00:22:06,761 --> 00:22:08,596
Wait.

392
00:22:08,629 --> 00:22:10,731
So where's your new boyfriend?

393
00:22:10,765 --> 00:22:13,267
Like I would bring him to this?

394
00:22:13,301 --> 00:22:14,869
Can you even imagine?

395
00:22:14,902 --> 00:22:17,038
"Hi, Andrew.
This is my family.

396
00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:20,473
Uh, we're not really sure where
our mother is right now,

397
00:22:20,508 --> 00:22:23,911
but... Merry Christmas!"

398
00:22:23,945 --> 00:22:26,914
I'm going into town
to get a pedicure.

399
00:22:26,948 --> 00:22:28,649
You don't even like the place
in town.

400
00:22:28,683 --> 00:22:30,651
Just figure it out, Lucy.

401
00:22:30,685 --> 00:22:33,321
Wait. So, this is my problem?

402
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,889
Yes.

403
00:22:54,041 --> 00:22:55,943
Aunt Joan?

404
00:22:55,977 --> 00:22:58,346
Hi, it's Lucy.

405
00:22:58,378 --> 00:22:59,479
Um...

406
00:22:59,513 --> 00:23:02,149
Yeah,
I know, it's been so long.

407
00:23:02,183 --> 00:23:04,018
Um, I just wanted to call--

408
00:23:04,051 --> 00:23:05,418
Have you heard from mom?

409
00:23:05,452 --> 00:23:06,754
Hi, Pam.

410
00:23:06,787 --> 00:23:07,755
Um...

411
00:23:07,788 --> 00:23:09,657
Uh, yes, it's Lucy Rauleigh.

412
00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:11,359
Um, I, uh--

413
00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:14,962
Have you-- have you, uh,
spoken to my mom, uh, recently?

414
00:23:14,996 --> 00:23:16,030
No?

415
00:23:16,063 --> 00:23:17,365
Oh, it's been months.

416
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:18,498
No, no, no, no.

417
00:23:18,532 --> 00:23:20,101
Everything's fine.

418
00:23:20,134 --> 00:23:22,203
I just, um, I wanted to know

419
00:23:22,236 --> 00:23:23,938
if she was supposed to get
in touch with you, right?

420
00:23:23,971 --> 00:23:25,472
About the--

421
00:23:25,506 --> 00:23:27,642
Yep, the honey-baked ham.

422
00:23:27,675 --> 00:23:28,943
Hey, mom.

423
00:23:28,976 --> 00:23:31,279
Um, I-- I keep getting
your voicemail,

424
00:23:31,312 --> 00:23:36,284
and, um...
I'm sorry if I was rude.

425
00:23:36,317 --> 00:23:37,618
No? Okay.

426
00:23:37,652 --> 00:23:40,855
Um, would--
can you try Carol Connick?

427
00:23:40,888 --> 00:23:42,657
Hi, Nancy.

428
00:23:42,690 --> 00:23:43,858
Mr. Gregory?

429
00:23:45,927 --> 00:23:47,295
I'm really starting
to freak out,

430
00:23:47,328 --> 00:23:49,130
um, and get really worried
about you.

431
00:23:49,163 --> 00:23:51,532
Um, I don't know
where your recipes are.

432
00:23:51,565 --> 00:23:53,734
Help me.

433
00:23:53,768 --> 00:23:57,038
Hmm.

434
00:23:58,438 --> 00:24:02,076
Did-- did you have any--
any Carol Rauleigh stay there?

435
00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,812
I know, I-- I'm not allowed
to find that out, right?

436
00:24:04,845 --> 00:24:05,813
I can't-- okay.

437
00:24:05,846 --> 00:24:07,114
Thank you anyway, yeah.

438
00:24:07,148 --> 00:24:10,584
How many golf courses is--

439
00:24:10,618 --> 00:24:14,155
is the Bing Crosby Pro-am?

440
00:24:14,188 --> 00:24:15,589
I don't know.

441
00:24:15,623 --> 00:24:17,325
I don't even want--
I don't want to see it.

442
00:24:17,358 --> 00:24:18,491
Like you have to understand,

443
00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:20,328
like that is a memory
that I maybe

444
00:24:20,361 --> 00:24:22,596
don't wanna... relive.

445
00:24:22,630 --> 00:24:23,998
No one can get in touch
with you,

446
00:24:24,031 --> 00:24:25,533
and I've tried calling everyone.

447
00:24:25,566 --> 00:24:27,001
Do you want an apology from me?

448
00:24:27,034 --> 00:24:29,103
Is that what's gonna get
you to pick up the phone?

449
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,671
Because this is really
messed up.

450
00:24:30,705 --> 00:24:34,275
I just think it's really,
really messed up of you

451
00:24:34,308 --> 00:24:36,444
to not call any of us back.

452
00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:39,046
Um, or leave any note
or anything.

453
00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:42,216
Um, so, yeah.

454
00:24:42,249 --> 00:24:43,517
Merry Christmas.

455
00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:46,654
Oh.

456
00:24:46,687 --> 00:24:49,623
No, I think later we'll go
to the movies probably.

457
00:24:49,657 --> 00:24:51,292
And then, uh, I don't know,

458
00:24:51,325 --> 00:24:53,194
maybe we'll make
some sugar cookies.

459
00:24:53,227 --> 00:24:54,295
Yeah.

460
00:24:54,328 --> 00:24:56,530
Mom and Lucy are making dinner
right now.

461
00:24:56,564 --> 00:24:59,867
I think they're gonna do
turkey and stuffing.

462
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,702
The whole works.

463
00:25:01,736 --> 00:25:03,804
Yeah, I'll tell them you say hi.

464
00:25:03,838 --> 00:25:04,905
Okay.

465
00:25:04,939 --> 00:25:05,806
I love you.

466
00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:08,909
Bye.

467
00:25:09,777 --> 00:25:11,879
Do not say a word.

468
00:25:24,592 --> 00:25:28,662
So, no one has talked
to mom today?

469
00:25:28,696 --> 00:25:31,132
No.

470
00:25:31,165 --> 00:25:36,437
Half the people I spoke to
haven't spoken to mom in months.

471
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:39,840
Okay, well, that's
not that unusual, right?

472
00:25:39,874 --> 00:25:43,310
People are busy.

473
00:25:43,344 --> 00:25:47,314
Oh my God, you guys.

474
00:25:47,348 --> 00:25:51,318
What if mom was like--
I don't know,

475
00:25:51,352 --> 00:25:54,822
what if she was like abducted
or something?

476
00:25:54,855 --> 00:25:55,756
-Very funny.
-Honestly, Tim.

477
00:25:55,790 --> 00:25:57,124
What? I mean...

478
00:25:57,158 --> 00:25:58,926
it's a possibility.

479
00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:02,196
We live in a small town,
leave the door unlocked,

480
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,932
some bored high school kid.

481
00:26:04,965 --> 00:26:09,504
Or Lucy, maybe you
finally snapped

482
00:26:09,538 --> 00:26:12,339
and killed mom in a fit of rage,

483
00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:17,812
because she buys
too many pillows at HomeGoods.

484
00:26:17,845 --> 00:26:21,550
What?
I can't put that out there?

485
00:26:21,582 --> 00:26:23,050
You know what?

486
00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:25,786
Maybe we should go
to the police.

487
00:26:25,820 --> 00:26:27,054
Uh, I was kidding.

488
00:26:27,088 --> 00:26:28,489
No, no, no, yeah, no.

489
00:26:28,523 --> 00:26:30,791
This is ridiculous.

490
00:26:30,825 --> 00:26:32,693
And maybe it's like when--

491
00:26:32,726 --> 00:26:34,028
When you go to a restaurant

492
00:26:34,061 --> 00:26:36,464
and the food is taking
for-fucking-ever.

493
00:26:36,497 --> 00:26:39,633
And when-- then
you just go to the bathroom.

494
00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:43,572
And when you get back
the food is there.

495
00:26:43,604 --> 00:26:48,909
Wha-- what?

496
00:26:48,943 --> 00:26:53,147
Mom is the food
in that metaphor.

497
00:26:53,180 --> 00:26:54,849
Thank you, Tim.

498
00:26:54,882 --> 00:26:58,719
Yeah, no, I-- I got it.

499
00:27:05,527 --> 00:27:08,496
Alright,
I guess we're all going out.

500
00:27:16,070 --> 00:27:17,338
Great.

501
00:27:17,371 --> 00:27:18,939
I'm not gonna go in.

502
00:27:18,973 --> 00:27:20,407
Huh? Why not?

503
00:27:20,441 --> 00:27:23,344
Because Kate is in there
and I don't want to see her.

504
00:27:23,377 --> 00:27:25,679
-It's embarrassing.
-What's embarrassing?

505
00:27:25,713 --> 00:27:28,949
Oh, I don't know.
This entire situation.

506
00:27:28,983 --> 00:27:31,385
The fact that my high school
girlfriend is a freaking cop.

507
00:27:31,418 --> 00:27:34,755
Okay. I can't.

508
00:27:34,788 --> 00:27:37,559
Wait, you still like Katie?

509
00:27:37,592 --> 00:27:40,194
I thought you only dated
communists now.

510
00:27:40,227 --> 00:27:41,896
No, see,
you're past four girlfriends--

511
00:27:41,929 --> 00:27:43,063
Boyfriends.

512
00:27:43,097 --> 00:27:45,299
They're from Singapore.

513
00:27:45,332 --> 00:27:47,602
Singapore is not
a communist country.

514
00:27:47,636 --> 00:27:49,937
Can you just get out
of the car, please?

515
00:27:49,970 --> 00:27:51,739
- Okay.
- And leave it on.

516
00:27:51,772 --> 00:27:52,873
I don't want to freeze to death.

517
00:27:52,907 --> 00:27:54,208
Sure.

518
00:28:01,749 --> 00:28:03,250
God.

519
00:28:03,284 --> 00:28:06,120
Why does no one know anything
about Asia?

520
00:28:06,153 --> 00:28:10,659
Okay, so you had the argument
over the, uh,

521
00:28:10,691 --> 00:28:13,093
the wedding album
around midnight?

522
00:28:13,127 --> 00:28:17,231
Well, uh, I mean,
it was hardly an argument.

523
00:28:17,264 --> 00:28:19,233
Okay, but you just called it
an argument

524
00:28:19,266 --> 00:28:21,235
a few seconds ago, so.

525
00:28:21,268 --> 00:28:23,737
Well, it's-- I mean,
it wasn't like, you know,

526
00:28:23,771 --> 00:28:26,675
anyone was throwing dishes
at each other's heads.

527
00:28:26,707 --> 00:28:28,643
Uh-huh.

528
00:28:28,677 --> 00:28:31,680
Alright, well, we can file
a missing person's report.

529
00:28:31,712 --> 00:28:32,980
Okay, but you know,

530
00:28:33,013 --> 00:28:35,783
you have to wait 24 hours
before you can do that.

531
00:28:35,816 --> 00:28:37,418
No.

532
00:28:37,451 --> 00:28:39,654
I guess that's just
something from the movies.

533
00:28:39,688 --> 00:28:40,888
Uh, oh.

534
00:28:40,921 --> 00:28:43,757
But, uh, anyhow,
it sounds to me that

535
00:28:43,791 --> 00:28:46,628
most likely your mother left
on her own volition.

536
00:28:46,661 --> 00:28:48,530
Are either of you worried that
your mother presents a threat

537
00:28:48,563 --> 00:28:50,699
to herself or to other people?

538
00:28:50,731 --> 00:28:52,601
Poses a threat to herself?

539
00:28:52,634 --> 00:28:55,302
Like suicide?

540
00:28:55,336 --> 00:28:57,271
Yes.

541
00:28:57,304 --> 00:29:00,474
I mean, Kate, it's--
it's the holidays.

542
00:29:00,508 --> 00:29:04,778
I think we're all
feeling a little suicidal.

543
00:29:04,812 --> 00:29:05,614
What?

544
00:29:05,647 --> 00:29:06,780
Alright, look,

545
00:29:06,814 --> 00:29:08,617
I don't want to overstep
any boundaries here,

546
00:29:08,650 --> 00:29:12,119
but have you considered
calling your father?

547
00:29:12,152 --> 00:29:15,624
Even just for some support?

548
00:29:15,657 --> 00:29:18,025
"Have you guys considered
calling your father?"

549
00:29:18,058 --> 00:29:19,728
Yeah, great detective work,
Officer Kate.

550
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:22,830
I'm sure he'll be right out
here on the next Greyhound bus.

551
00:29:22,863 --> 00:29:25,165
Oh, excuse me, Officer.

552
00:29:25,199 --> 00:29:27,001
Sorry.

553
00:29:27,034 --> 00:29:28,869
Yeah, she has no idea
what she's talking about.

554
00:29:28,902 --> 00:29:30,070
No.

555
00:29:41,549 --> 00:29:42,916
Well, she was
completely useless.

556
00:29:42,950 --> 00:29:45,553
She wanted us to call dad.

557
00:29:45,587 --> 00:29:48,856
Honestly, female cops kind
of weird me out in general.

558
00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,525
No offense, Tim.

559
00:29:50,558 --> 00:29:54,228
It's just
the small town female cops.

560
00:29:54,261 --> 00:29:57,865
Not the big city ones,
but just the small town ones.

561
00:29:57,898 --> 00:29:59,400
Don't you have one of those, uh,

562
00:29:59,433 --> 00:30:02,336
"This is what a feminist
looks like" t-shirts?

563
00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:05,339
Um, I don't know that I need
judgment from you right now,

564
00:30:05,372 --> 00:30:08,610
Miss Everyone's-a-Little-
Suicidal-At-The-Holidays.

565
00:30:08,643 --> 00:30:09,843
Ugh...

566
00:30:09,877 --> 00:30:12,046
How you function
in a professional environment

567
00:30:12,079 --> 00:30:13,180
is honestly beyond me.

568
00:30:13,213 --> 00:30:14,248
Okay, first of all,

569
00:30:14,281 --> 00:30:16,216
I am pretty
sure there are statistics.

570
00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:18,586
And secondly,
if we're all being honest,

571
00:30:18,620 --> 00:30:19,920
it's not like mom hasn't--

572
00:30:19,953 --> 00:30:21,690
Oh my God, Lucy.

573
00:30:21,723 --> 00:30:23,057
That was a really long time ago,

574
00:30:23,090 --> 00:30:24,925
and you know that she was
in a funk.

575
00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:27,861
- A funk?
-  -It's not like she's goddamn Virginia Woolf.

576
00:30:27,895 --> 00:30:29,029
Maybe she's right.

577
00:30:29,063 --> 00:30:30,632
-Who?
-Who?

578
00:30:30,665 --> 00:30:33,300
No, not either one of you.

579
00:30:33,334 --> 00:30:35,069
Kate.

580
00:30:35,102 --> 00:30:36,571
About what?

581
00:30:36,604 --> 00:30:37,639
Calling dad?

582
00:30:37,672 --> 00:30:39,973
No. No, he's not gonna
know anything.

583
00:30:40,007 --> 00:30:42,309
And besides,
I want to tell him--

584
00:30:42,343 --> 00:30:45,913
I wanna tell him about
my promotion when I see him

585
00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:49,383
in person next week.

586
00:30:49,416 --> 00:30:50,652
A what?

587
00:30:50,685 --> 00:30:54,589
Does-- what--
does that make you like...

588
00:30:54,622 --> 00:30:55,757
partner?

589
00:30:56,957 --> 00:30:59,561
No. No, that's--
that's still a ways away.

590
00:30:59,594 --> 00:31:03,631
But...

591
00:31:03,665 --> 00:31:06,801
Well, congratulations.

592
00:31:06,835 --> 00:31:10,471
Thanks.

593
00:31:10,505 --> 00:31:13,808
Hey, can you make
a right up here onto Spring?

594
00:31:13,842 --> 00:31:15,677
I want to drive past
the Burnhams.

595
00:31:15,710 --> 00:31:19,446
I didn't get to see the lights
last year.

596
00:31:20,548 --> 00:31:21,915
Yeah.

597
00:32:29,249 --> 00:32:32,186
Mom? That's it!

598
00:32:32,219 --> 00:32:33,521
<i>There it is!</i>

599
00:32:33,555 --> 00:32:36,423
I got it!

600
00:32:36,457 --> 00:32:38,258
-Man, I haven't seen
this thing in 30 years.
-Dad?

601
00:32:38,292 --> 00:32:40,728
Oh hey, you know what this is?

602
00:32:40,762 --> 00:32:42,262
This is my BB gun.

603
00:32:42,296 --> 00:32:45,365
My father gave this
to me in like 1967.

604
00:32:46,601 --> 00:32:48,937
Hey, I used to try to get
your brother Timmy

605
00:32:48,969 --> 00:32:51,438
to shoot squirrels with it.
He hated it.

606
00:32:51,472 --> 00:32:53,240
He just wanted to go inside
and read those damn books

607
00:32:53,273 --> 00:32:55,844
about the mice who talk
to each other. This is amazing.

608
00:32:55,877 --> 00:32:57,579
You know, I feel like I'm gonna
find my record collection

609
00:32:57,612 --> 00:32:59,413
around here.

610
00:32:59,446 --> 00:33:01,683
Whew.

611
00:33:01,716 --> 00:33:04,251
Dad, what are you doing here?

612
00:33:04,284 --> 00:33:05,787
Well, your brother called.

613
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:07,421
So, I was up at 5:00
this morning.

614
00:33:07,454 --> 00:33:10,123
I said, "What the hell?
I'll go see the kids."

615
00:33:10,157 --> 00:33:12,861
Look at you.
You look so beautiful.

616
00:33:12,894 --> 00:33:14,529
Did you-- have you lost weight?

617
00:33:14,562 --> 00:33:16,598
You know, some women lose
too much weight.

618
00:33:16,631 --> 00:33:18,733
You know-- what are you doing?

619
00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:21,268
The Pilates? The Paleo?

620
00:33:21,301 --> 00:33:22,770
Because everybody at work,
they're all just like,

621
00:33:22,804 --> 00:33:24,973
"Ooh, Paleo, Paleo, Paleo."

622
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:28,743
I guess
I haven't eaten much lately.

623
00:33:28,776 --> 00:33:33,413
So, uh,
no sign of your mother, huh?

624
00:33:33,447 --> 00:33:36,584
-No.
-This place looks pretty
much the same, I gotta say.

625
00:33:36,618 --> 00:33:38,118
You know,
new fridge though, right?

626
00:33:38,151 --> 00:33:40,320
Boy, nobody hoards more
useless shit

627
00:33:40,354 --> 00:33:41,421
than your mom, huh?

628
00:33:43,490 --> 00:33:44,926
So, where are the other two?

629
00:33:44,959 --> 00:33:46,393
Uh, sleeping?

630
00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:49,229
Well, come on,
let's wake 'em up, huh?

631
00:33:49,263 --> 00:33:50,999
-What?
-Nothing.

632
00:33:51,031 --> 00:33:53,601
I'll wake 'em up, all right.

633
00:33:53,635 --> 00:33:57,070
We'll go to the diner.
We'll get some breakfast, huh?

634
00:33:57,104 --> 00:34:00,173
Hey, Timothy, Cynthia,

635
00:34:00,207 --> 00:34:02,242
rise and shine, sleepyheads.

636
00:34:02,276 --> 00:34:05,412
- Uh, Tim sleeps in the basement now, dad.
-  -Seize the day!

637
00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:08,348
But seriously,
how does a team go
from worst to first,

638
00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:09,784
and then back to worst again?

639
00:34:09,817 --> 00:34:11,084
It's unprecedented.

640
00:34:11,118 --> 00:34:12,854
Do you get the games over there
in Singapore?

641
00:34:12,887 --> 00:34:14,321
Oh, yeah. Get 'em all.

642
00:34:14,354 --> 00:34:16,624
Huge fan base there.
There's millions of them.

643
00:34:16,658 --> 00:34:17,959
Everything okay over here?

644
00:34:17,992 --> 00:34:20,795
Actually, can I get
a chamomile tea, um, or mint?

645
00:34:20,828 --> 00:34:21,996
Yeah, of course.

646
00:34:22,030 --> 00:34:23,463
Um, could I have some
more water?

647
00:34:23,497 --> 00:34:25,265
Mm-hmm.

648
00:34:25,299 --> 00:34:26,868
-Is your food all right?
-Yeah.

649
00:34:26,901 --> 00:34:29,003
You're barely touching
it. In fact, you keep missing

650
00:34:29,037 --> 00:34:30,137
that piece right there.

651
00:34:30,170 --> 00:34:31,806
Yeah, why are you not eating?

652
00:34:31,839 --> 00:34:33,675
I just have a stomachache.

653
00:34:33,708 --> 00:34:35,475
You want any of this?

654
00:34:35,510 --> 00:34:37,110
-No, but thank you.
-What?

655
00:34:37,144 --> 00:34:38,312
- What are you doing?
- Salt is good for you.

656
00:34:38,345 --> 00:34:40,213
Mm-hmm.

657
00:34:40,247 --> 00:34:43,051
Speaking of fans,
there's Pamela Herman.

658
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,653
She, uh, emails me about
the show from time to time.

659
00:34:45,687 --> 00:34:48,155
I'm sorry, I interrupted you.
You were saying?

660
00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:50,223
Oh, well,
just with this promotion,

661
00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:53,628
I'm on track to make partner
within a few years.

662
00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:54,963
Oh, that's amazing. Really?

663
00:34:54,996 --> 00:34:56,664
Yeah, it's-- it's possible.

664
00:34:56,698 --> 00:34:58,633
And since I'm not gonna
have kids

665
00:34:58,666 --> 00:34:59,834
until my mid to late 30s,
it's gonna be a--

666
00:34:59,867 --> 00:35:02,003
Okay, I'm sorry, but you guys,

667
00:35:02,036 --> 00:35:05,472
shouldn't we be making a plan
or something?

668
00:35:05,506 --> 00:35:08,643
I mean, mom's phone
has been off for 36 hours.

669
00:35:08,676 --> 00:35:12,245
We can't just sit around
talking
about spring training,

670
00:35:12,279 --> 00:35:15,382
and jobs,
and eating brunch all day.

671
00:35:15,415 --> 00:35:17,986
I don't know
if I would call this brunch.

672
00:35:18,019 --> 00:35:20,088
Alright,
let's start with the basics.

673
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:22,857
Is--
is your mother seeing anyone?

674
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:25,492
- You see her the most.
- Yeah.

675
00:35:25,526 --> 00:35:28,362
I mean, no, I don't think so.

676
00:35:28,395 --> 00:35:30,064
She hasn't dated for years.

677
00:35:30,098 --> 00:35:32,700
Well, how is your mom looking?

678
00:35:32,734 --> 00:35:35,503
I'm just asking,
'cause I think of her
as a beautiful woman.

679
00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:37,705
I don't know.
She's not dating anyone.

680
00:35:37,739 --> 00:35:38,873
I don't think it's that.

681
00:35:38,906 --> 00:35:41,208
Speaking of which,
I'm seeing someone new.

682
00:35:41,241 --> 00:35:43,111
Yeah, she's a veterinarian,
in fact.

683
00:35:43,143 --> 00:35:46,080
She specializes in, uh, dogs
with liver cancer.

684
00:35:46,114 --> 00:35:47,682
So, yeah, I mean,

685
00:35:47,715 --> 00:35:50,183
the thing she talks about that
she pulls out of these dogs.

686
00:35:50,217 --> 00:35:53,955
I mean, corgis with tumors
the size of a Schnauzer,

687
00:35:53,988 --> 00:35:55,389
you know, it's un-- un invasive.

688
00:35:55,422 --> 00:35:57,025
It's all anally.

689
00:35:57,058 --> 00:35:58,425
- I mean, she does it without any surgery.
-  -Dad, we're eating.

690
00:35:58,458 --> 00:35:59,727
Dad.

691
00:35:59,761 --> 00:36:01,194
- Hi.
- Oh my God. Hi.

692
00:36:01,228 --> 00:36:05,033
Dad, this is Mr. Tr--
Uh, Frank.

693
00:36:05,066 --> 00:36:06,466
He used to be our gym teacher.

694
00:36:06,500 --> 00:36:08,770
Yeah, I know.
Hey, good to see you.

695
00:36:08,803 --> 00:36:11,304
Just wondering,
have you kids seen your mother?

696
00:36:11,338 --> 00:36:13,541
I've been trying to reach her.

697
00:36:13,574 --> 00:36:15,076
- No.
-  -She's just out and about

698
00:36:15,109 --> 00:36:17,411
I'm sorry, what?
Why are you asking?

699
00:36:17,444 --> 00:36:18,980
Huh.

700
00:36:19,013 --> 00:36:22,984
Alright, well, just let her
know I-- have her call me

701
00:36:23,017 --> 00:36:24,418
when you hear from her.

702
00:36:24,451 --> 00:36:26,420
Thanks.

703
00:36:26,453 --> 00:36:28,990
So, your plan for finding
your mother

704
00:36:29,023 --> 00:36:32,927
is you don't let anyone know
she's missing even?

705
00:36:32,960 --> 00:36:34,796
Ah, ah.

706
00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:38,099
I highly doubt Frank Tropper
of all people

707
00:36:38,132 --> 00:36:39,934
would be able to help us.

708
00:36:39,967 --> 00:36:42,603
I mean,
they're not even friends.

709
00:36:42,637 --> 00:36:45,106
Maybe they're more than friends.

710
00:36:45,139 --> 00:36:47,441
Isn't he married?

711
00:36:47,474 --> 00:36:48,776
Yeah, actually he is.

712
00:36:48,810 --> 00:36:51,512
He-- he used to be at least
to the old art teacher--

713
00:36:51,546 --> 00:36:52,780
-Yeah.
-Ages ago.

714
00:36:52,814 --> 00:36:54,649
What was her name? Mrs...

715
00:36:54,682 --> 00:36:56,918
- Tropper.
-  -Something kind of mysterious about him.

716
00:36:56,951 --> 00:36:59,587
-Mrs. Tropper.
-That man is a war hero.

717
00:36:59,620 --> 00:37:01,823
He-- he served in the Gulf War.

718
00:37:01,856 --> 00:37:03,124
I remember,

719
00:37:03,157 --> 00:37:04,592
because it was a back
to school night at Timmy's

720
00:37:04,625 --> 00:37:07,528
and he and I chatted.

721
00:37:07,562 --> 00:37:09,296
I really should know
more about the Gulf War.

722
00:37:09,329 --> 00:37:10,765
Yes, you should.

723
00:37:10,798 --> 00:37:13,201
In fact, for the amount of
money I spent on your education,

724
00:37:13,233 --> 00:37:15,203
you should know
about all the wars.

725
00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:17,605
You know, the Punic Wars,
the Peloponnesian Wars,

726
00:37:17,638 --> 00:37:19,473
the Boer Wars.

727
00:37:19,507 --> 00:37:21,509
Right, here's a layup.

728
00:37:21,542 --> 00:37:25,278
What year did
the Vietnam War end?

729
00:37:25,312 --> 00:37:27,115
Oh, well, that was obviously--

730
00:37:27,148 --> 00:37:29,684
196--

731
00:37:29,717 --> 00:37:31,519
'77.

732
00:37:31,552 --> 00:37:33,453
When did the Titanic sink?

733
00:37:33,487 --> 00:37:36,456
Jesus Christ, did any of you
graduate from high school?

734
00:37:36,490 --> 00:37:38,693
-1973.
-'73.

735
00:37:38,726 --> 00:37:42,496
'75 to be technical,
but I'd accept either answer.

736
00:37:42,530 --> 00:37:44,665
- Oh my God.
- Yeah, fall of Saigon. And--

737
00:37:44,699 --> 00:37:46,333
- the-- the French started it.
-  -They allow people to walk around

738
00:37:46,366 --> 00:37:47,668
-so stupid these days.
-Yeah.

739
00:37:47,702 --> 00:37:49,537
It just blows my mind. I--

740
00:37:49,570 --> 00:37:52,907
I-- For God's sake, read a book.

741
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,709
Dad, I'm a lawyer.

742
00:37:54,742 --> 00:37:56,744
We all read.

743
00:37:56,778 --> 00:37:59,914
Well, apparently, you don't.

744
00:38:01,015 --> 00:38:03,383
So wait, are you on a diet?

745
00:38:03,416 --> 00:38:04,819
We went over this,
it's a stomachache.

746
00:38:04,852 --> 00:38:06,220
Alright, I'll take your car.

747
00:38:06,254 --> 00:38:07,354
You girls ride together.

748
00:38:07,387 --> 00:38:08,856
Tim, you come with me.

749
00:38:08,890 --> 00:38:10,725
Love ya. Bye-bye.

750
00:38:10,758 --> 00:38:12,527
Bye-bye.

751
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:14,595
I forgot what it's like
to drive.

752
00:38:14,629 --> 00:38:17,231
I'm always taking cars,
you know, in the city.

753
00:38:17,265 --> 00:38:22,170
This baby is nice.

754
00:38:22,203 --> 00:38:25,506
Let's go, folks.

755
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:28,042
Well, that was kind of nice.

756
00:38:28,075 --> 00:38:30,211
I really like that diner.

757
00:38:30,244 --> 00:38:32,213
Um, what are you doing?

758
00:38:32,246 --> 00:38:34,882
Uh, I want to go
to Frank Tropper's house.

759
00:38:34,916 --> 00:38:36,918
Why?

760
00:38:36,951 --> 00:38:38,519
Do you even know where it is?

761
00:38:38,553 --> 00:38:40,254
Yeah, I think so.

762
00:38:40,288 --> 00:38:44,559
He's in the-- in that red house
um, by the Andersons.

763
00:38:44,592 --> 00:38:46,794
So, I'm thinking, uh,
maybe we should--

764
00:38:46,828 --> 00:38:49,797
we should drop
by the ice skating rink.

765
00:38:49,831 --> 00:38:51,265
Ice skating?

766
00:38:51,299 --> 00:38:52,600
Yeah.

767
00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:55,803
You think mom's been
at the rink this whole time?

768
00:38:55,837 --> 00:38:58,172
Well, has anybody checked
the rink?

769
00:38:59,472 --> 00:39:05,445
Um, I think he knows something
about mom.

770
00:39:05,478 --> 00:39:06,581
Okay.

771
00:39:06,614 --> 00:39:07,982
People bother me all the time.

772
00:39:08,015 --> 00:39:11,118
Uh, what's gonna be different
at the ice skating rink?

773
00:39:11,152 --> 00:39:13,754
I just-- I know that the girls
didn't wanna

774
00:39:13,788 --> 00:39:16,090
draw attention to it.

775
00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:17,457
You know,

776
00:39:17,490 --> 00:39:20,427
the girls got a heavy dose
of the maternal crazy gene

777
00:39:20,460 --> 00:39:21,796
in the family, you know.

778
00:39:21,829 --> 00:39:26,499
Uh, you can't listen to
them as much as you do.

779
00:39:26,534 --> 00:39:27,802
Okay.

780
00:39:27,835 --> 00:39:29,670
If you say so.

781
00:39:29,704 --> 00:39:32,506
Poop-a-doo-poop.
That wasn't the nicest thing
to say.

782
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:34,407
He's going so slow.

783
00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:36,677
-Man, Frank Tropper. Remember?
-You think--

784
00:39:36,711 --> 00:39:38,411
-Remember
when he used to make--
-You think he has like a gym?

785
00:39:39,513 --> 00:39:40,514
Like a couple of gyms.

786
00:39:40,548 --> 00:39:42,415
Remember when he used
to make us...

787
00:39:42,449 --> 00:39:45,019
climb that rope
for like 45 minutes?

788
00:39:45,052 --> 00:39:47,387
-Yeah.
-I'm pretty sure
that's illegal now.

789
00:39:55,529 --> 00:39:57,098
Yeah. Uh, yeah.

790
00:39:57,131 --> 00:39:59,499
No, uh, we're uh,
actually heading into town

791
00:39:59,533 --> 00:40:01,636
to do some holiday shopping
right now.

792
00:40:01,669 --> 00:40:06,140
And, uh, Tim and mom are
already at the holiday market.

793
00:40:06,173 --> 00:40:07,942
Lucy says hi.

794
00:40:07,975 --> 00:40:09,010
Yep.

795
00:40:09,043 --> 00:40:10,945
Okay, I will talk to you later.

796
00:40:10,978 --> 00:40:12,280
I love you.

797
00:40:12,313 --> 00:40:14,515
-Bye.
-Mmm.

798
00:40:14,548 --> 00:40:17,450
Do you plan on saying anything
remotely truthful
to this person?

799
00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:20,788
This person is Andrew,
as I've told you many times.

800
00:40:20,821 --> 00:40:22,489
And we've been dating
for eight months.

801
00:40:22,523 --> 00:40:25,492
And he is really, really smart,

802
00:40:25,526 --> 00:40:31,198
and kind, and successful,
and handsome, and just normal.

803
00:40:31,232 --> 00:40:34,501
And so if-- if I need him
to believe that

804
00:40:34,535 --> 00:40:37,338
we are shopping for a juicer
and drinking eggnog right now,

805
00:40:37,371 --> 00:40:39,340
I think that that is fine.

806
00:40:39,373 --> 00:40:40,608
Okay.

807
00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:45,379
You don't actually
think she's here, do you?

808
00:40:45,413 --> 00:40:47,548
Playing messy backyard
with the town war hero?

809
00:40:47,581 --> 00:40:48,716
No.

810
00:40:48,749 --> 00:40:50,017
Ladies, hi.

811
00:40:50,051 --> 00:40:52,053
Oh! Mr. Tropper

812
00:40:53,187 --> 00:40:55,723
You were good, you know, Tim.

813
00:40:55,756 --> 00:40:56,724
No, I wasn't.

814
00:40:56,757 --> 00:40:58,926
Oh, yeah, you were.

815
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,228
Yeah,
maybe when I was like four.

816
00:41:05,566 --> 00:41:06,767
Here, let me-- let me do that.

817
00:41:06,801 --> 00:41:09,003
-Come on.
-Dad, what are you doing?

818
00:41:09,036 --> 00:41:10,371
Ankle support.

819
00:41:10,404 --> 00:41:11,605
That's what you need, son.

820
00:41:11,639 --> 00:41:13,441
That's what you need, right?

821
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:14,909
All the way around.

822
00:41:14,942 --> 00:41:16,444
Yeah. Feel that?

823
00:41:18,646 --> 00:41:20,748
Oh, there's Brian and Jim.

824
00:41:20,781 --> 00:41:22,817
I'll see you in a while.

825
00:41:32,293 --> 00:41:34,628
So the thing is now,
like Kosovo,

826
00:41:34,662 --> 00:41:36,764
you can't even afford a condo.

827
00:41:46,674 --> 00:41:48,943
- Tim, hi.
- Hi.

828
00:41:48,976 --> 00:41:51,245
Is it true that your mother
is missing?

829
00:41:51,278 --> 00:41:53,047
Lynn Kelleher just mentioned
that to me

830
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:54,482
in front of the bake sale.

831
00:41:54,515 --> 00:41:59,220
Yeah, she-- I mean,
it's not like a CSI thing.

832
00:41:59,253 --> 00:42:00,221
She just--

833
00:42:00,254 --> 00:42:02,323
Just what?

834
00:42:02,356 --> 00:42:03,991
Um...

835
00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:08,896
You know, entering midlife is
very hard on a lot of women.

836
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:16,070
Oh, where is my son?

837
00:42:16,103 --> 00:42:18,606
You wouldn't know Jack,
right, Tim?

838
00:42:18,639 --> 00:42:20,674
No.

839
00:42:20,708 --> 00:42:21,776
Jack!

840
00:42:21,809 --> 00:42:23,277
Jackie!

841
00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:25,079
He wants to work
in a network this summer,

842
00:42:25,112 --> 00:42:26,113
any network,

843
00:42:26,147 --> 00:42:28,749
so I was hoping to talk
to your father.

844
00:42:28,783 --> 00:42:33,120
You know, I'm gonna go skate
over to your father right now.

845
00:42:33,154 --> 00:42:35,189
What a treat to have him here.

846
00:42:38,692 --> 00:42:40,861
Jesus Christ.

847
00:42:40,895 --> 00:42:42,129
Oh, hey George.

848
00:42:42,163 --> 00:42:42,997
Oh, here's trouble.

849
00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:44,365
- Hi.
- Wow.

850
00:42:44,398 --> 00:42:45,666
- Oh.
- Oh.

851
00:42:45,699 --> 00:42:47,835
It's so good
to see you.

852
00:42:47,868 --> 00:42:48,769
Hello.

853
00:42:54,543 --> 00:42:58,479
So, how are things?

854
00:42:58,513 --> 00:43:01,315
Well, I actually just ran
a half marathon.

855
00:43:01,348 --> 00:43:04,785
Oh, that's good.

856
00:43:04,819 --> 00:43:06,521
Alright.

857
00:43:06,555 --> 00:43:07,855
What's going on?

858
00:43:07,888 --> 00:43:10,491
Are you dating our mother?

859
00:43:10,525 --> 00:43:15,029
Well, Lucy,
that's difficult to classify.

860
00:43:15,062 --> 00:43:19,867
Before you're, oh,
I don't know, 45,

861
00:43:19,900 --> 00:43:24,506
maybe you expect everything
to be cut and dry, right?

862
00:43:24,539 --> 00:43:27,408
Because it seems to be
cut and dry for everyone else,

863
00:43:27,441 --> 00:43:31,745
but then you loosen up a bit.

864
00:43:31,779 --> 00:43:36,917
Sooner the better is my advice.

865
00:43:36,951 --> 00:43:42,223
Your mother
and I are very good friends.

866
00:43:43,757 --> 00:43:44,593
Sometimes, we--

867
00:43:46,293 --> 00:43:50,998
So, do you have any idea
where she is?

868
00:43:51,031 --> 00:43:53,434
No.

869
00:43:53,868 --> 00:43:55,604
See, what I've done is try
to tell your mother

870
00:43:55,636 --> 00:43:59,940
that she has some unrealistic
demands of the world.

871
00:43:59,974 --> 00:44:01,942
Hm, what does that mean?

872
00:44:01,976 --> 00:44:05,246
Oh, you know,
just too much energy

873
00:44:05,279 --> 00:44:07,715
wishing that we were people
we're not.

874
00:44:07,748 --> 00:44:09,416
For what?

875
00:44:09,450 --> 00:44:13,888
See, I tell her,
you put that energy on me,

876
00:44:13,921 --> 00:44:16,558
if you like.

877
00:44:16,591 --> 00:44:20,261
Like, sexually?

878
00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:25,366
A hug is a very powerful thing,
Cynthia.

879
00:44:25,399 --> 00:44:28,402
Usually, she comes over,

880
00:44:28,435 --> 00:44:33,508
makes chili, we read,
watch a movie.

881
00:44:38,979 --> 00:44:41,248
Okay. Well, um,

882
00:44:41,282 --> 00:44:44,752
it's really good
to know that she has a friend.

883
00:44:46,588 --> 00:44:49,323
Okay, Tim is calling me,
so I-- I gotta take this.

884
00:44:49,356 --> 00:44:51,125
It was really nice to see you.

885
00:44:51,158 --> 00:44:52,159
You too.

886
00:44:58,699 --> 00:45:02,903
You fear her happiness
is out of your control.

887
00:45:02,937 --> 00:45:05,640
Huh. Excuse me?

888
00:45:05,674 --> 00:45:07,642
I said...

889
00:45:07,676 --> 00:45:13,013
you fear her happiness is out
of your control.

890
00:45:13,047 --> 00:45:14,882
It is.

891
00:45:18,118 --> 00:45:20,321
Alright. Um...

892
00:45:20,354 --> 00:45:21,822
If you feel guilty, Lucy,

893
00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:24,526
it's probably,
because you weren't kind.

894
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:26,528
I mean, but it's hard
to be kind all the time.

895
00:45:26,561 --> 00:45:32,800
I mean, it just takes
a tremendous amount of energy.

896
00:45:32,833 --> 00:45:34,636
Hmm.

897
00:45:34,669 --> 00:45:37,371
Not quite as much energy
as the, uh,

898
00:45:37,404 --> 00:45:43,210
cleanup of unkindness,
but energy nonetheless.

899
00:45:44,979 --> 00:45:49,450
I'm pretty sure you--
you're contradicting yourself.

900
00:45:49,483 --> 00:45:51,553
Yeah, probably.

901
00:45:51,586 --> 00:45:53,354
Hey Luce, we need to go.

902
00:45:59,661 --> 00:46:02,963
I hope your mother's okay, Lucy.

903
00:46:02,997 --> 00:46:04,633
Good luck.

904
00:46:25,452 --> 00:46:26,887
I work at the museum.

905
00:46:29,290 --> 00:46:31,258
I mean, we call it the museum,

906
00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:35,664
it's just a brick building
in a state park.

907
00:46:35,697 --> 00:46:37,732
I forgot my jeans today, so.

908
00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:44,739
I'm lying.

909
00:46:44,773 --> 00:46:46,608
I'm just too fucking lazy.

910
00:46:47,742 --> 00:46:48,743
I sleep in this sometimes.

911
00:46:56,050 --> 00:46:58,452
I'm Bogie.

912
00:46:58,485 --> 00:46:59,754
Carol.

913
00:47:03,924 --> 00:47:08,962
Oh, I'll tell you
the holidays, man.

914
00:47:08,996 --> 00:47:10,598
You got family?

915
00:47:10,632 --> 00:47:13,434
People sing songs
of good cheer

916
00:47:13,467 --> 00:47:15,202
Christmas is here. Hey, kids!

917
00:47:15,235 --> 00:47:16,705
Kids, come on in here.

918
00:47:16,738 --> 00:47:18,573
The bubbly is open.

919
00:47:18,606 --> 00:47:20,608
Merry, merry, merry,
merry Christmas

920
00:47:20,642 --> 00:47:23,043
Merry, merry, merry. Come on in.

921
00:47:23,077 --> 00:47:23,944
Is that mom's apron, dad?

922
00:47:23,977 --> 00:47:25,714
Come on, it's Christmas Eve.

923
00:47:25,747 --> 00:47:26,815
Why does it smell good in here?

924
00:47:26,847 --> 00:47:28,482
Let's put our phones down
for a minute.

925
00:47:28,516 --> 00:47:30,484
Have a little bubbly, shall we?

926
00:47:30,518 --> 00:47:31,919
-What is he wearing?
-There you go.

927
00:47:31,952 --> 00:47:33,722
-A little something for you.
-It's-- it's mom's apron.

928
00:47:33,755 --> 00:47:36,825
A little something
for the bearded guy, huh?

929
00:47:36,857 --> 00:47:39,093
A big one for Lucy.

930
00:47:39,126 --> 00:47:41,663
There you go.
Alright, come on,
it's Christmas Eve.

931
00:47:41,696 --> 00:47:44,666
Let's have some fun,
for God's sake.

932
00:47:44,699 --> 00:47:46,166
Right?

933
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,936
Yeah, I was just digging
through that refrigerator.

934
00:47:48,969 --> 00:47:50,904
Your mom was expecting an army
or something.

935
00:47:50,938 --> 00:47:53,508
There must be food
for about 20 in there.

936
00:47:53,541 --> 00:47:55,309
Dad, shouldn't we just wait
for--

937
00:47:55,342 --> 00:47:57,177
Oh no. Silence on that, right?

938
00:47:57,211 --> 00:48:00,815
Your mom is fine,
I promise you, okay?

939
00:48:00,849 --> 00:48:03,350
People used to get out
of town quite frequently

940
00:48:03,384 --> 00:48:05,219
-back in the day, you know?
-What?

941
00:48:05,252 --> 00:48:07,955
Your mother, she'll be
back before you know it.

942
00:48:07,988 --> 00:48:09,256
We gotta stop all the sulking

943
00:48:09,289 --> 00:48:11,425
and just cheer up a little bit,
huh?

944
00:48:11,458 --> 00:48:12,861
But dad, what about the cruise?

945
00:48:12,893 --> 00:48:14,796
Screw the cruise.

946
00:48:14,829 --> 00:48:16,130
Lucy can go on the cruise.

947
00:48:16,163 --> 00:48:17,532
The cruise won't go to waste,
don't worry.

948
00:48:17,565 --> 00:48:18,666
Oh, thanks, dad.

949
00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:20,267
Alright. But you know what?

950
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:22,002
I need some helpers.
I need some elves.

951
00:48:22,035 --> 00:48:25,372
I need somebody peeling
potatoes right away, right?

952
00:48:25,406 --> 00:48:27,007
We need a little Christmas here.

953
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,711
Then I got the real, uh,
napkins out, the cloth ones.

954
00:48:29,744 --> 00:48:31,278
I need somebody
to set the table.

955
00:48:31,311 --> 00:48:33,815
You keep your eye on that ham,
make sure it doesn't dry out,

956
00:48:33,848 --> 00:48:35,683
and make sure
my glass stays full.

957
00:48:35,717 --> 00:48:38,218
But in the meantime,
let's have a little fun tonight,

958
00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:39,821
for God's sake.

959
00:48:39,854 --> 00:48:40,889
It's Christmas Eve.

960
00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:43,090
I'm with my kids.

961
00:48:44,592 --> 00:48:46,226
Merry Christmas.

962
00:48:49,731 --> 00:48:51,465
I'm only 35.

963
00:48:51,498 --> 00:48:52,734
I don't even think about it.

964
00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:54,067
You never think about it?

965
00:48:54,101 --> 00:48:55,570
- Old man.
- No.

966
00:48:55,603 --> 00:48:59,507
I just think that you're
going after the wrong type.

967
00:48:59,541 --> 00:49:01,074
- Oh, you do?
- Mm-hmm.

968
00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:04,746
I think that you need someone
with pep.

969
00:49:04,779 --> 00:49:06,013
- Pep?
- Mm-hmm.

970
00:49:06,046 --> 00:49:07,080
Yeah.

971
00:49:07,114 --> 00:49:08,716
-Somebody who could kind of...
-Pep.

972
00:49:08,750 --> 00:49:11,351
...break you out of, um,
whatever--

973
00:49:11,385 --> 00:49:13,053
- Whatever--This.
- What?

974
00:49:13,086 --> 00:49:14,188
- What?
- This going on.

975
00:49:14,221 --> 00:49:15,824
What's going on?

976
00:49:15,857 --> 00:49:16,925
Yeah.

977
00:49:16,957 --> 00:49:17,991
I think-- I think
what Cynthia is trying

978
00:49:18,025 --> 00:49:19,694
to say is that, you know,

979
00:49:19,727 --> 00:49:23,363
maybe there's something
happening here

980
00:49:23,397 --> 00:49:25,065
that is not clear.

981
00:49:25,098 --> 00:49:27,602
What?

982
00:49:27,635 --> 00:49:30,939
Tim just needs someone with pep.

983
00:49:30,971 --> 00:49:31,940
- That's it.
- Stop saying pep.

984
00:49:32,874 --> 00:49:34,341
What is pep?

985
00:49:34,374 --> 00:49:37,912
Pep is like--
is like those-- those people.

986
00:49:37,946 --> 00:49:39,614
- People with pep.
- People.

987
00:49:39,647 --> 00:49:43,250
People with pep are people
who are in a coffee shop--

988
00:49:43,283 --> 00:49:45,385
And they're like tough,

989
00:49:45,419 --> 00:49:48,188
but they're also happy,
and they're really excitable.

990
00:49:48,222 --> 00:49:49,423
Yeah, like one of--

991
00:49:49,456 --> 00:49:50,592
one of those people
with like all the tattoos,

992
00:49:50,625 --> 00:49:51,559
- on the piercings.
- Yeah.

993
00:49:51,593 --> 00:49:53,360
And they're like--
they're like,

994
00:49:53,393 --> 00:49:57,297
"I have a double shot of latte
for two."

995
00:49:57,331 --> 00:49:59,066
- Exactly.
- Ooh.

996
00:49:59,099 --> 00:50:01,703
Do they have these
people of pep in Singapore?

997
00:50:01,736 --> 00:50:02,871
Hipsters?

998
00:50:02,904 --> 00:50:03,972
Yeah, we have hipsters, dad.

999
00:50:06,106 --> 00:50:08,075
Yeah, but in all seriousness,
guys,

1000
00:50:08,108 --> 00:50:11,746
I really want you both
to just kind of go

1001
00:50:11,779 --> 00:50:14,616
towards happiness more,

1002
00:50:14,649 --> 00:50:18,653
and I feel like
you deserve that.

1003
00:50:18,686 --> 00:50:21,488
I know that it's-- it's harder
for some people than others,

1004
00:50:21,523 --> 00:50:25,325
but... I feel like
you make choices,

1005
00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:28,796
and then things happen the way
that they're supposed to.

1006
00:50:28,830 --> 00:50:34,836
- Aw.
 -And it's sort of like your, um, inalienable right.

1007
00:50:34,869 --> 00:50:36,571
Yeah, freedom of speech,
religion,

1008
00:50:36,604 --> 00:50:39,106
and happiness.

1009
00:50:39,139 --> 00:50:40,775
- Yes.
- Awesome.

1010
00:50:40,808 --> 00:50:42,911
We want that for you, too.

1011
00:50:42,944 --> 00:50:45,312
Well, I have a boyfriend.

1012
00:50:45,345 --> 00:50:46,246
- Oh yeah.
- Do you?

1013
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,582
His name is Andrew, guys.

1014
00:50:48,883 --> 00:50:51,385
He's really taking one
for the team.

1015
00:50:51,418 --> 00:50:54,087
Well, Cyn,
that was a beautiful sentiment,
and, uh...

1016
00:50:54,121 --> 00:50:56,490
- Thanks, dad.
- ...if we want any dessert,

1017
00:50:56,524 --> 00:50:58,492
maybe we could clear
these plates,

1018
00:50:58,526 --> 00:51:00,160
and we'll bring it out, huh?

1019
00:51:00,193 --> 00:51:01,996
I won't need dessert for once
in my life.

1020
00:51:02,030 --> 00:51:04,197
- I will take that from you.
 -Thanks.

1021
00:51:04,231 --> 00:51:06,266
Do you know
who was a great waitress?

1022
00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:07,301
Your mother.

1023
00:51:07,334 --> 00:51:09,671
Yeah, I met her
at Meier's Tavern.

1024
00:51:09,704 --> 00:51:11,639
I knew-- I knew
I was onto something.

1025
00:51:11,673 --> 00:51:13,608
One night she gave me
like 20 tater tots.

1026
00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:14,642
They were only supposed to
give you,

1027
00:51:14,676 --> 00:51:16,010
you know, like a dozen
or something.

1028
00:51:16,044 --> 00:51:18,178
-Yeah.
-I knew I was in the--
in like Flynn then.

1029
00:51:18,211 --> 00:51:19,981
- I'm going to
the bathroom
- I'll take that from you.

1030
00:51:20,014 --> 00:51:21,683
I don't know if
I've heard that story, dad.

1031
00:51:21,716 --> 00:51:25,887
Well, I won't tell it again
if I know me.

1032
00:51:40,400 --> 00:51:43,538
You know, 20 tater tots
is not that many tater tots.

1033
00:51:43,571 --> 00:51:45,073
I mean, I guess that's true.

1034
00:51:45,105 --> 00:51:48,475
I don't really understand
what he's talking about.

1035
00:51:48,509 --> 00:51:50,745
You know, Andrew's parents
are still married though.

1036
00:51:50,778 --> 00:51:52,245
Who?

1037
00:51:52,279 --> 00:51:54,649
We have a crisis.

1038
00:51:55,617 --> 00:51:56,985
We're out of eggnog.

1039
00:51:59,520 --> 00:52:01,154
I'll get it.

1040
00:52:01,188 --> 00:52:03,625
Thanks.

1041
00:52:03,658 --> 00:52:09,664
Hey, everything's gonna
be alright, okay?

1042
00:52:10,965 --> 00:52:14,035
Thanks, dad.

1043
00:52:14,068 --> 00:52:17,170
-Thanks--
-I'm gonna get my coat.

1044
00:52:48,670 --> 00:52:50,905
- I don't think so.
- Okay.

1045
00:52:50,938 --> 00:52:52,406
Yeah.

1046
00:52:52,439 --> 00:52:54,542
The sweaters.

1047
00:54:00,908 --> 00:54:02,710
Oh my God.

1048
00:54:03,711 --> 00:54:04,512
Hi.

1049
00:54:04,545 --> 00:54:06,681
Hi. Is everything okay?

1050
00:54:06,714 --> 00:54:09,483
Yeah.

1051
00:54:09,517 --> 00:54:11,819
Not really.

1052
00:54:11,853 --> 00:54:13,353
Are you judging me right now

1053
00:54:13,386 --> 00:54:14,454
that I'm not out there
with a dog

1054
00:54:14,488 --> 00:54:17,058
and a flashlight searching
for her?

1055
00:54:17,091 --> 00:54:18,993
Well, you don't own a dog.

1056
00:54:19,026 --> 00:54:21,996
And, no, I know your mom.
I'm sure she's just--

1057
00:54:22,029 --> 00:54:23,531
Okay, how do you know my mom?

1058
00:54:23,564 --> 00:54:27,467
Like from
when we were little kids?

1059
00:54:27,501 --> 00:54:29,804
You don't really know her
that well.

1060
00:54:29,837 --> 00:54:32,874
Actually, I've been home
a decent amount these days.

1061
00:54:32,907 --> 00:54:34,575
She's a good lady.

1062
00:54:34,609 --> 00:54:36,511
I mean,
she's a little out there.

1063
00:54:36,544 --> 00:54:37,545
Don't get me wrong.

1064
00:54:37,578 --> 00:54:40,148
A little?

1065
00:54:40,181 --> 00:54:42,049
She's totally nuts.

1066
00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:44,384
Like, what the hell, mom?

1067
00:54:44,417 --> 00:54:47,588
-Yeah.
-You're fucking serious?

1068
00:54:58,566 --> 00:55:00,001
It's not funny.

1069
00:55:00,034 --> 00:55:01,903
I don't know.
You're the one laughing.

1070
00:55:01,936 --> 00:55:03,104
It might be.

1071
00:55:07,041 --> 00:55:08,876
I'm sorry. Oh my god.

1072
00:55:08,910 --> 00:55:10,845
Yeah, why?

1073
00:55:10,878 --> 00:55:14,882
It is, I doubt,
violent parent bashing is,

1074
00:55:14,916 --> 00:55:16,416
you know, your thing.

1075
00:55:16,449 --> 00:55:20,387
Oh, come on.
My dad can be such
a selfish prick sometimes.

1076
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:23,658
Used to be a prick.

1077
00:55:23,691 --> 00:55:25,626
I always liked your dad.

1078
00:55:25,660 --> 00:55:29,197
But you didn't really know him.

1079
00:55:29,230 --> 00:55:30,698
No, he-- he was.

1080
00:55:30,731 --> 00:55:33,935
If he wasn't busy driving off
to work in the morning,

1081
00:55:33,968 --> 00:55:36,103
he'd drive me to school.

1082
00:55:36,137 --> 00:55:38,773
And he always played this
Tom Petty CD on the stereo.

1083
00:55:38,806 --> 00:55:42,276
And-- and one morning, he--

1084
00:55:42,310 --> 00:55:44,645
Well, I looked at him,
and I said,

1085
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:47,248
"Tom Petty is overrated."

1086
00:55:47,281 --> 00:55:49,984
And he pulled the car over
and he hit the brakes hard.

1087
00:55:50,017 --> 00:55:51,953
And he looked at me
like he wanted to hit me.

1088
00:55:51,986 --> 00:55:53,821
- What?
- No, he never did.

1089
00:55:53,855 --> 00:55:55,488
But like,
the guy loves Tom Petty.

1090
00:55:55,523 --> 00:55:57,258
You know, I don't blame him.
I love him, too.

1091
00:55:57,291 --> 00:56:00,061
I grew up on his music.

1092
00:56:00,094 --> 00:56:03,430
I just wanted
to get a reaction out of him.

1093
00:56:03,463 --> 00:56:06,433
And he didn't talk
to me for a week.

1094
00:56:06,466 --> 00:56:10,338
-Geez.
-Oh, I miss him.

1095
00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:20,248
Christmas.

1096
00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:21,916
Ah.

1097
00:56:46,741 --> 00:56:48,175
Oh. Um...

1098
00:56:48,209 --> 00:56:49,110
Yeah.

1099
00:56:49,143 --> 00:56:50,211
That's--

1100
00:56:50,244 --> 00:56:51,779
Sorry, that's my dad's ringtone.

1101
00:56:51,812 --> 00:56:53,147
I should probably...

1102
00:56:55,883 --> 00:56:57,551
Hello?

1103
00:56:57,585 --> 00:56:59,954
Hi!

1104
00:56:59,987 --> 00:57:01,656
Um, yeah.

1105
00:57:01,689 --> 00:57:05,893
I know, I, uh--
I just ran into Sam McGrath.

1106
00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:09,563
Yes, from across the street.

1107
00:57:09,597 --> 00:57:15,736
Uh yes, I'll invite him over
for a drink.

1108
00:57:15,770 --> 00:57:17,738
Okay.

1109
00:57:17,772 --> 00:57:19,006
Yeah, yeah. Okay.

1110
00:57:19,040 --> 00:57:20,074
Thank you.

1111
00:57:20,107 --> 00:57:22,410
Bye.

1112
00:57:22,442 --> 00:57:23,744
Thank you.

1113
00:57:23,778 --> 00:57:25,046
I have to get eggnog.

1114
00:57:25,079 --> 00:57:26,681
Great.

1115
00:57:26,714 --> 00:57:28,582
You coming
to the mini-mart with me?

1116
00:57:28,616 --> 00:57:31,552
Yeah, I'll go back in.

1117
00:57:31,585 --> 00:57:32,586
The track?

1118
00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,088
Yeah, what-- song? Song.

1119
00:57:34,121 --> 00:57:35,723
-5... 4...3.
-Song track? The song.
I have the song--

1120
00:57:35,756 --> 00:57:37,391
-Yeah. Okay.
-2... 1.

1121
00:57:37,425 --> 00:57:39,927
-No!
-Ah, it's time.

1122
00:57:39,961 --> 00:57:43,431
World's angriest man.

1123
00:57:43,463 --> 00:57:44,765
On to Cincinnati.
- No talking!

1124
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:46,033
Bill Belichick! Bill Belichick!

1125
00:57:46,067 --> 00:57:47,902
Sam. Look alive.

1126
00:57:47,935 --> 00:57:49,203
- A magician?
- No.

1127
00:57:49,236 --> 00:57:51,172
Singer, singer, singer.

1128
00:57:51,205 --> 00:57:53,607
Wow. Ow!

1129
00:57:53,641 --> 00:57:55,509
- She had her own show.
- She had her own show?
Tyra Banks?

1130
00:57:55,543 --> 00:57:58,012
- One time she dressed up
in a fat--
- Yes! Yes! No, that's it!

1131
00:58:00,281 --> 00:58:02,383
Chicken into the oven.

1132
00:58:02,416 --> 00:58:04,452
Cymbals. Cymbals.

1133
00:58:05,753 --> 00:58:07,054
- Okay.
- Ah.

1134
00:58:07,088 --> 00:58:09,790
When the president
does it, it's not a crime.

1135
00:58:09,824 --> 00:58:11,525
Um...

1136
00:58:11,559 --> 00:58:13,227
Is that Peter Pan?
- He's saying goodbye.

1137
00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,428
- Oh yes!
- He's saying goodbye.

1138
00:58:14,462 --> 00:58:15,963
- 1970-
- What's another word for a Nixon

1139
00:58:15,997 --> 00:58:18,232
- saying goodbye?
- He's giving up.
Resigning

1140
00:58:20,234 --> 00:58:21,635
Oh, uh.

1141
00:58:21,669 --> 00:58:23,137
Oh!, uh, uh.

1142
00:58:23,170 --> 00:58:25,539
- She broke her leg. Um, uh...
- Yeah.

1143
00:58:25,573 --> 00:58:27,408
- Time is running.
- No, can we stop--

1144
00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:29,777
You're fully explaining it now.

1145
00:58:29,810 --> 00:58:31,979
- I'm not saying the name!
I'm not saying the name!
- You're fully saying the clue.

1146
00:58:32,013 --> 00:58:33,314
- I'm not saying the name!
- Oh my God.

1147
00:58:33,347 --> 00:58:34,615
- I'm not saying the name.
- Yes, you are.

1148
00:58:34,648 --> 00:58:36,317
Who is Donkey? Who is--

1149
00:58:36,350 --> 00:58:37,918
No, no, no.

1150
00:58:37,952 --> 00:58:39,053
Dad, you're up.

1151
00:58:39,086 --> 00:58:40,821
- Oh, no, no. I, uh--
- Come on.

1152
00:58:40,855 --> 00:58:42,757
I'm just an impartial judge.

1153
00:58:42,790 --> 00:58:45,393
Dad. Dad. Dad.

1154
00:58:45,426 --> 00:58:46,727
Oh, oh. I-- this is easy.

1155
00:58:46,761 --> 00:58:48,829
Lucy has terrible hand
- It's-- okay.

1156
00:58:48,863 --> 00:58:50,598
Go.

1157
00:58:50,631 --> 00:58:52,800
Two word, movie.

1158
00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,168
Home Alone!

1159
00:58:54,201 --> 00:58:55,736
- Wow, wow.
- It's that easy.

1160
00:58:57,304 --> 00:58:59,240
-Wow.
-Was that--

1161
00:58:59,273 --> 00:59:00,741
Family has-- oh, thank you.

1162
00:59:00,775 --> 00:59:03,444
Was that too intense,
that game?

1163
00:59:03,477 --> 00:59:05,479
Your family knows how to...

1164
00:59:06,447 --> 00:59:08,849
I've had a few.

1165
00:59:08,883 --> 00:59:11,485
Your family knows how
to have a good time.

1166
00:59:11,520 --> 00:59:12,753
-Yeah.
-Wow.

1167
00:59:12,787 --> 00:59:17,358
Even-- even
Cynthia's having fun, actually.

1168
00:59:17,391 --> 00:59:22,263
What other family traditions
am I in for tonight?

1169
00:59:36,911 --> 00:59:37,812
-Jesus.
-Yeah.

1170
00:59:43,017 --> 00:59:44,452
Um, okay.

1171
00:59:46,387 --> 00:59:48,289
Okay, let's do this.

1172
00:59:50,091 --> 00:59:51,425
- Just lift with your back.
- Lift with your knees.

1173
00:59:51,459 --> 00:59:52,726
Lift with your back.
Lift with your back.

1174
01:01:02,429 --> 01:01:04,698
Oh no. That was fun.

1175
01:01:04,732 --> 01:01:07,067
I like you, Carol,
you're good people.

1176
01:01:07,101 --> 01:01:09,036
Thanks.

1177
01:01:09,069 --> 01:01:10,404
Hm.

1178
01:01:10,437 --> 01:01:11,772
-I like it here.
-Yeah.

1179
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:13,974
Yeah, me too.

1180
01:01:14,008 --> 01:01:17,444
See, being alone
at Christmas isn't so bad.

1181
01:01:17,478 --> 01:01:18,879
Right.

1182
01:01:18,913 --> 01:01:22,383
All the people I work with,
they feel sorry for me.

1183
01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:25,486
I--
They don't say it,
but I can sense it,

1184
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:27,054
I know they do. But...

1185
01:01:27,087 --> 01:01:29,123
it's just
for a couple days a year.

1186
01:01:29,156 --> 01:01:31,125
-Yep.
-What I like...

1187
01:01:31,158 --> 01:01:32,126
is that
I don't have to deal

1188
01:01:32,159 --> 01:01:34,161
with anybody else's bullshit.

1189
01:01:34,195 --> 01:01:36,964
It's always my fucking mother,
my goddamn sister-in-law,

1190
01:01:36,997 --> 01:01:38,633
wah, wah, wah.

1191
01:01:42,836 --> 01:01:47,676
What's wrong?
Did I make it sound depressing?

1192
01:01:47,708 --> 01:01:49,678
I lied.

1193
01:01:49,710 --> 01:01:50,911
I have three kids.

1194
01:01:52,012 --> 01:01:54,481
Grown-ups, but um--

1195
01:01:54,516 --> 01:01:56,984
What do you keep in touch
with them?

1196
01:01:57,017 --> 01:01:58,152
They're all at my house.

1197
01:02:01,455 --> 01:02:04,858
What?

1198
01:02:04,892 --> 01:02:09,830
So, first of all,
forget everything I was saying,

1199
01:02:09,863 --> 01:02:11,465
don't listen to me.

1200
01:02:11,498 --> 01:02:12,634
All that shit
I was saying before

1201
01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:14,335
was just
to make myself feel better.

1202
01:02:14,368 --> 01:02:16,170
Being alone fucking sucks.

1203
01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:18,839
If we wanted to be alone,
we wouldn't be talking
to each other right now.

1204
01:02:18,872 --> 01:02:20,874
It's good to see you.

1205
01:02:20,908 --> 01:02:22,677
Don't give him another.

1206
01:02:22,711 --> 01:02:26,380
Come on, he's supposed
to be driving me home.

1207
01:02:26,413 --> 01:02:28,550
-No way.
-Mmm.

1208
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:34,021
Carol.

1209
01:02:36,658 --> 01:02:41,663
You didn't ask,
but I'm gonna say it anyway.

1210
01:02:41,696 --> 01:02:44,633
You should go home if you can.

1211
01:02:44,666 --> 01:02:45,799
Or at least go someplace nice.

1212
01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:48,002
This place is a shit hole.

1213
01:02:48,035 --> 01:02:54,008
I mean, it's my shit hole,
but it's a shit hole.

1214
01:03:43,957 --> 01:03:45,794
Hi.

1215
01:03:45,826 --> 01:03:47,428
I had a great time last night.

1216
01:03:50,799 --> 01:03:53,067
Me too.

1217
01:03:53,100 --> 01:03:56,070
Um.

1218
01:03:56,103 --> 01:03:58,105
I promised my mom I'd do gifts
with her this morning,

1219
01:03:58,138 --> 01:03:59,907
- so I should probably head back.
- Right, right, right, right.

1220
01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:01,543
Um, but afterwards you
and I can--

1221
01:04:01,576 --> 01:04:04,111
It's okay, honestly I--
I just--

1222
01:04:04,144 --> 01:04:06,648
Maybe I can take you out to,
uh--

1223
01:04:07,848 --> 01:04:11,118
Honestly, Sam, it's okay.

1224
01:04:11,151 --> 01:04:13,822
But you don't even know
what I'm about to say.

1225
01:04:13,854 --> 01:04:16,223
I'm so-- I'm sorry.

1226
01:04:16,256 --> 01:04:18,892
I'm sorry.
What were you about to say?

1227
01:04:18,926 --> 01:04:22,296
Let me know if you hear
from your mom.

1228
01:04:40,782 --> 01:04:42,483
Oh my God.

1229
01:05:23,558 --> 01:05:25,426
Merry Christmas, Lucy!

1230
01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:27,161
We were just coming back
from church

1231
01:05:27,194 --> 01:05:32,366
and I thought we would stop by,
so Jack could meet your father.

1232
01:05:32,399 --> 01:05:34,803
Uh, oh.

1233
01:05:34,836 --> 01:05:36,370
I'm-- no, I'm sorry.

1234
01:05:36,403 --> 01:05:38,972
He's--
he's not available right now.

1235
01:05:39,006 --> 01:05:42,577
Well, he and I spoke
at the ice rink yesterday

1236
01:05:42,610 --> 01:05:45,412
and I definitely think he
should be available.

1237
01:05:45,446 --> 01:05:48,883
He told me to stop by.

1238
01:05:48,917 --> 01:05:54,054
Uh, has your mother decided
to turn up for the holiday?

1239
01:05:54,087 --> 01:05:55,723
It was nice
to see you, Mrs. Baker.

1240
01:05:55,757 --> 01:05:58,358
Uh, listen, Lucy.

1241
01:05:58,392 --> 01:06:02,229
I don't blame you for having
a bit of a childish attitude
right now.

1242
01:06:02,262 --> 01:06:05,667
I mean, your mother has created
quite the situation for you all.

1243
01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:08,068
Can you just please
leave us alone?

1244
01:06:08,101 --> 01:06:09,503
Excuse me?

1245
01:06:09,537 --> 01:06:12,774
I said get off our property!

1246
01:06:12,807 --> 01:06:13,942
Mom, come on, let's--

1247
01:06:13,974 --> 01:06:15,877
No, Jack.

1248
01:06:15,910 --> 01:06:18,445
We have a coffee date
and I don't care

1249
01:06:18,479 --> 01:06:20,615
how some uncivilized women

1250
01:06:20,648 --> 01:06:22,449
may have raised
their children to be,

1251
01:06:22,483 --> 01:06:23,918
but where I come from

1252
01:06:23,952 --> 01:06:25,553
you welcome people
into your home.

1253
01:06:25,587 --> 01:06:26,554
Hey!

1254
01:06:27,789 --> 01:06:28,890
You heard her, lady.

1255
01:06:28,923 --> 01:06:31,458
Get the hell off
our frickin' property.

1256
01:06:31,492 --> 01:06:33,126
Oh my God, Timothy.

1257
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,095
Is-- is that a gun?

1258
01:06:35,128 --> 01:06:36,230
Yeah.

1259
01:06:36,263 --> 01:06:37,632
It's a BB gun.

1260
01:06:37,665 --> 01:06:40,267
And I said scram,
you waspy bitch.

1261
01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:41,401
Oh my God.

1262
01:06:41,435 --> 01:06:43,538
You're all heathens.

1263
01:06:43,571 --> 01:06:47,709
And your father probably
hates you.

1264
01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:50,645
And Andrea hasn't said hi,
by the way.

1265
01:06:50,678 --> 01:06:54,147
I think she thinks you're
a sad divorced weirdo.

1266
01:06:54,181 --> 01:06:55,482
Just like your mother.

1267
01:06:58,418 --> 01:07:00,287
I am calling the police.

1268
01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:03,625
Why don't you go back
to China, you townie trash?

1269
01:07:03,658 --> 01:07:05,292
It's Singapore!

1270
01:07:05,325 --> 01:07:07,929
He lives in Singapore,
you bitch!

1271
01:07:07,962 --> 01:07:11,766
It's not even
a communist country!

1272
01:07:22,342 --> 01:07:25,412
Thanks for the backup.

1273
01:07:25,445 --> 01:07:28,683
Anytime.

1274
01:07:33,855 --> 01:07:35,389
You think she's gonna call
the police?

1275
01:07:35,422 --> 01:07:37,124
Oh, yeah.

1276
01:07:37,157 --> 01:07:38,793
Definitely.

1277
01:07:58,312 --> 01:07:59,614
What's going on?

1278
01:07:59,647 --> 01:08:02,617
Uh, Tim shot your BB gun
at Mrs. Baker.

1279
01:08:02,650 --> 01:08:03,885
What?

1280
01:08:03,918 --> 01:08:05,553
She was insulting mom.

1281
01:08:05,587 --> 01:08:07,555
Oh, those two.

1282
01:08:07,589 --> 01:08:08,856
What does that mean?

1283
01:08:08,890 --> 01:08:10,357
One time your mother forgot
to pick you

1284
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:11,993
and Andrea up at ballet class.

1285
01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,360
You were like 4 or 5.

1286
01:08:13,393 --> 01:08:15,295
And, uh, well, you started
to walk home

1287
01:08:15,329 --> 01:08:17,532
and World War III broke out.

1288
01:08:17,565 --> 01:08:18,800
What? What?

1289
01:08:18,833 --> 01:08:19,968
How come she forgot?

1290
01:08:20,001 --> 01:08:21,636
I gotta get back to the city.

1291
01:08:32,346 --> 01:08:34,582
Wait. Dad. Dad.

1292
01:08:34,616 --> 01:08:35,850
This is-- this is crazy.

1293
01:08:35,883 --> 01:08:38,653
You're not really leaving
right now?

1294
01:08:38,686 --> 01:08:41,022
Look I-- I got a job.

1295
01:08:41,055 --> 01:08:42,523
I got a girlfriend.

1296
01:08:42,557 --> 01:08:44,926
I got dinner plans I've had
for over a month.

1297
01:08:44,959 --> 01:08:48,029
Okay. Can--can't you just
at least wait
until mom gets back?

1298
01:08:48,062 --> 01:08:49,162
Lucy.

1299
01:08:49,196 --> 01:08:51,933
Nobody knows
when that's gonna be.

1300
01:08:51,966 --> 01:08:55,402
You said last night
you thought she was fine.

1301
01:08:55,435 --> 01:08:57,105
It's Christmas Eve.

1302
01:08:57,137 --> 01:09:00,041
You know I-- I don't know
with your mother.

1303
01:09:00,074 --> 01:09:02,110
I never have.

1304
01:09:02,142 --> 01:09:05,379
I hope she's okay,
but depression is no picnic.

1305
01:09:05,412 --> 01:09:06,614
You hope she's okay?

1306
01:09:06,648 --> 01:09:08,916
Dad, this is not--
it's not just depression.

1307
01:09:08,950 --> 01:09:10,417
Your mother
had a tough childhood.

1308
01:09:10,450 --> 01:09:11,451
-A lot tougher than yours.
-No.

1309
01:09:11,485 --> 01:09:13,721
Believe me.

1310
01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:15,957
You wouldn't even be here
with us right now

1311
01:09:15,990 --> 01:09:17,859
if she hadn't run away.

1312
01:09:17,892 --> 01:09:20,762
Everything is always about you.

1313
01:09:20,795 --> 01:09:23,196
You and your stinking TV show!

1314
01:09:23,230 --> 01:09:27,434
You're the one that's insane!

1315
01:09:27,467 --> 01:09:29,871
Do you even know any of
the details about our lives?

1316
01:09:29,904 --> 01:09:32,140
But she is the one
that raised us.

1317
01:09:32,172 --> 01:09:35,143
If she is so crazy
and depressed,

1318
01:09:35,175 --> 01:09:39,147
how did we all turn out
mostly okay?

1319
01:09:39,179 --> 01:09:40,414
Look, here's some money.

1320
01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:43,551
If you need any more
help with Tim let me know.

1321
01:09:43,584 --> 01:09:44,552
Let you know?

1322
01:09:44,585 --> 01:09:46,319
Yeah.

1323
01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:49,123
Why don't you just stay?

1324
01:09:49,157 --> 01:09:51,793
Because I'm not just gonna
sit here and wait around.

1325
01:09:51,826 --> 01:09:53,895
Alright?

1326
01:09:53,928 --> 01:09:56,698
I made my peace with that
decision a long time ago.

1327
01:09:56,731 --> 01:09:58,265
And you know what?

1328
01:09:58,298 --> 01:10:00,400
You gotta stop
waiting around, too.

1329
01:10:00,434 --> 01:10:03,437
Stop waiting around!

1330
01:10:03,470 --> 01:10:06,741
Move on!

1331
01:10:06,774 --> 01:10:11,646
Well, I'm glad you're
at peace, dad.

1332
01:10:11,679 --> 01:10:14,949
I put you kids through the
greatest schools in the world.

1333
01:10:14,982 --> 01:10:18,853
I did my part.

1334
01:10:18,886 --> 01:10:21,089
You're not a child anymore.

1335
01:10:27,195 --> 01:10:29,429
Fuck.

1336
01:10:31,833 --> 01:10:34,936
Yeah?
Well, if everyone's gonna get
to give a little speech,

1337
01:10:34,969 --> 01:10:38,206
I'm pretty sure that I read
in a fucking book once,

1338
01:10:38,238 --> 01:10:41,008
that actually that is
the only thing
that life is about.

1339
01:10:41,042 --> 01:10:45,479
Finding a bunch of people
you love to wait around with.

1340
01:10:45,513 --> 01:10:46,948
Where are you going?

1341
01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,616
Order up my car from
the end of the street.

1342
01:10:48,649 --> 01:10:50,283
I don't have to put up
with this shit.

1343
01:10:50,317 --> 01:10:51,384
Great!

1344
01:10:51,418 --> 01:10:52,787
Wonderful!

1345
01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:58,226
I hope your new veterinarian
girlfriend is over 40!

1346
01:11:08,169 --> 01:11:10,037
Jesus! Get up!

1347
01:11:10,071 --> 01:11:12,807
Wake up!
Did you not hear anything?

1348
01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:15,375
Um, I don't feel well.

1349
01:11:15,408 --> 01:11:17,044
Get up! Get up! Get up!

1350
01:11:17,078 --> 01:11:18,813
We gotta go find mom. Get up!

1351
01:11:18,846 --> 01:11:21,348
We need to find her!

1352
01:11:21,381 --> 01:11:23,918
Can you pass me that water,
please?

1353
01:11:23,951 --> 01:11:27,387
Oh my God.

1354
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:29,857
Thank you.

1355
01:11:29,891 --> 01:11:33,094
Are you serious right now?

1356
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,568
Alright! Let's go! Let's go!

1357
01:11:42,804 --> 01:11:45,405
Where are we gonna go, Lucy?

1358
01:11:45,438 --> 01:11:47,942
You have no idea where mom is.

1359
01:11:47,975 --> 01:11:49,677
Cyn.

1360
01:11:49,710 --> 01:11:50,978
I'm worried.

1361
01:11:56,984 --> 01:11:58,586
Come on!

1362
01:11:58,619 --> 01:12:00,054
You know what?

1363
01:12:00,087 --> 01:12:01,289
Fuck.

1364
01:12:01,321 --> 01:12:02,790
You better be pregnant
or something.

1365
01:12:02,824 --> 01:12:05,193
I'm on birth control, you idiot.

1366
01:12:05,226 --> 01:12:07,061
Well, 2 percent of the time
it doesn't work.

1367
01:12:07,094 --> 01:12:08,930
You know
that's why you're divorced
right?

1368
01:12:08,963 --> 01:12:11,032
'Cause you say crazy shit
like that to people.

1369
01:12:11,065 --> 01:12:13,301
Whatever.

1370
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:15,937
Sorry,
I'm not America's sweetheart.

1371
01:12:22,810 --> 01:12:24,212
Dad?

1372
01:12:26,314 --> 01:12:27,648
Tim?

1373
01:12:34,522 --> 01:12:36,057
I can do this. Oh.

1374
01:12:36,090 --> 01:12:38,092
Oh my God. That's great.

1375
01:12:38,125 --> 01:12:42,462
I know--
I know exactly where I...

1376
01:12:42,495 --> 01:12:45,800
Fine.
I fucking don't know anymore.

1377
01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:48,769
Anymore, anymore.

1378
01:12:48,803 --> 01:12:49,770
Of course.

1379
01:12:49,804 --> 01:12:50,905
Great.

1380
01:12:50,938 --> 01:12:52,006
Okay.

1381
01:12:52,039 --> 01:12:53,641
Yeah, I really want.

1382
01:13:03,517 --> 01:13:06,687
I think something just
fell off Lucy Rauleigh's car.

1383
01:13:08,122 --> 01:13:10,291
-Hey.
-Oh God, no, no, no.

1384
01:13:10,324 --> 01:13:11,592
No, no, Sam. Hi.

1385
01:13:11,626 --> 01:13:13,426
Uh, I just-- It's just.

1386
01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,595
Hi. It's not a good time.

1387
01:13:14,629 --> 01:13:16,597
-Right now.
-Hi. You dropped your phone.

1388
01:13:20,668 --> 01:13:23,337
Well,
I always wanted to be Jewish.

1389
01:13:25,006 --> 01:13:26,140
It's never too late.

1390
01:13:29,744 --> 01:13:30,678
So?

1391
01:13:30,711 --> 01:13:31,913
Um.

1392
01:13:31,946 --> 01:13:33,948
What do you think?

1393
01:13:33,981 --> 01:13:37,385
It's actually pretty
standard dosage.

1394
01:13:37,417 --> 01:13:38,653
-Hm.
-You, uh,

1395
01:13:38,686 --> 01:13:40,453
you've taken
antidepressants before?

1396
01:13:40,487 --> 01:13:44,125
Uh,
that's a very personal question.

1397
01:13:44,158 --> 01:13:45,458
No judgement.

1398
01:13:45,492 --> 01:13:47,662
I was on this stuff
a little bit after my dad died.

1399
01:13:47,695 --> 01:13:50,965
And then I just decided
to be sad for a while.

1400
01:13:50,998 --> 01:13:52,099
Hmm.

1401
01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:57,038
Have you read anything here?

1402
01:13:57,071 --> 01:13:59,507
Uh, no.

1403
01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:00,741
It might be helpful.

1404
01:14:00,775 --> 01:14:03,311
I just--
I don't think it's right.

1405
01:14:03,344 --> 01:14:06,747
Do you mind if I give it a read?

1406
01:14:06,781 --> 01:14:09,550
-Okay.
-Yeah?

1407
01:14:09,583 --> 01:14:10,718
Yeah.

1408
01:14:17,024 --> 01:14:19,727
The last entry
was five days ago.

1409
01:14:19,760 --> 01:14:22,663
"Had to put entire quart of
ice cream down disposal.

1410
01:14:22,697 --> 01:14:25,366
No self control."

1411
01:14:25,399 --> 01:14:27,034
Oh my God. Mom.

1412
01:14:27,068 --> 01:14:29,036
Uh.

1413
01:14:29,070 --> 01:14:32,907
Uh, "June 5th.

1414
01:14:32,940 --> 01:14:35,743
Had another tense visit
with Lucy.

1415
01:14:35,776 --> 01:14:36,577
I don't understand
why she's so--"

1416
01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:37,545
No, no, no, no.

1417
01:14:37,578 --> 01:14:40,448
Mm, not that one.

1418
01:14:40,480 --> 01:14:41,749
Okay. Um.

1419
01:14:41,782 --> 01:14:45,052
Uh, December of last year.

1420
01:14:45,086 --> 01:14:47,855
"Am I in love
with Frank Tropper?"

1421
01:14:47,888 --> 01:14:49,924
Frank Tropper?
Our gym teacher?

1422
01:14:55,329 --> 01:14:58,733
Am I, uh...

1423
01:14:58,766 --> 01:15:00,534
What are you doing here?

1424
01:15:00,568 --> 01:15:01,869
Uh, well, let's see.

1425
01:15:01,902 --> 01:15:03,204
I work here now.

1426
01:15:03,237 --> 01:15:06,040
Oh, that's right.

1427
01:15:07,975 --> 01:15:10,044
Well, you look um...

1428
01:15:11,946 --> 01:15:13,214
- Amazing.
- Mmm.

1429
01:15:13,247 --> 01:15:14,482
Yeah. Yeah.

1430
01:15:14,515 --> 01:15:16,150
I've been getting
that a lot lately.

1431
01:15:18,686 --> 01:15:20,755
You look good.

1432
01:15:20,788 --> 01:15:21,889
Thanks.

1433
01:15:23,324 --> 01:15:28,496
So, what's going on?

1434
01:15:32,333 --> 01:15:34,402
Well.

1435
01:15:36,170 --> 01:15:40,174
Turns out
the Republicans are right.

1436
01:15:40,207 --> 01:15:41,909
The breakdown
of the American family

1437
01:15:41,942 --> 01:15:45,012
is destroying this country.

1438
01:15:50,885 --> 01:15:53,687
God, I'm sick of being so funny
all the time.

1439
01:15:55,689 --> 01:15:57,526
You're not that funny, Tim.

1440
01:15:58,826 --> 01:16:01,662
Come on.

1441
01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:07,001
Don't make me cry.

1442
01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:10,171
No. I don't get to cry.

1443
01:16:10,204 --> 01:16:11,806
My sisters on the other hand.

1444
01:16:11,839 --> 01:16:13,941
Phew.

1445
01:16:13,974 --> 01:16:17,512
They cry whenever they want.

1446
01:16:20,081 --> 01:16:21,782
I mean if I was gonna cry,

1447
01:16:21,816 --> 01:16:23,552
this would be the place
to do it.

1448
01:16:23,584 --> 01:16:25,619
In jail.

1449
01:16:25,653 --> 01:16:27,621
Well, you're not actually
in jail, Tim.

1450
01:16:27,655 --> 01:16:29,290
-You're in a whole d--
-No, just let me be in jail.

1451
01:16:29,323 --> 01:16:30,525
Okay.

1452
01:16:30,559 --> 01:16:31,926
Okay.

1453
01:16:34,662 --> 01:16:37,765
You're in jail.

1454
01:16:40,401 --> 01:16:42,736
Oh man. Did you get married?

1455
01:16:42,770 --> 01:16:44,405
Yeah.

1456
01:16:44,438 --> 01:16:45,840
-I did.
-What?

1457
01:16:45,873 --> 01:16:47,308
I know.

1458
01:16:47,341 --> 01:16:48,409
I know him?

1459
01:16:48,442 --> 01:16:50,344
No.

1460
01:16:50,377 --> 01:16:52,146
Good.

1461
01:16:52,179 --> 01:16:53,582
Well, I'm glad you're happy.

1462
01:16:53,614 --> 01:16:55,049
Oh yeah. Well.

1463
01:16:55,082 --> 01:16:57,552
Who said I was happy?

1464
01:16:57,586 --> 01:16:59,220
-Hmm.
-No. I'm pretty happy.

1465
01:16:59,253 --> 01:17:00,754
I am pretty happy. It's...

1466
01:17:00,788 --> 01:17:03,057
-You sure?
-Yes, I'm sure.

1467
01:17:03,090 --> 01:17:04,291
I'm sure.

1468
01:17:08,429 --> 01:17:09,730
Me too.

1469
01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:11,566
Yeah?

1470
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:12,900
Good.

1471
01:17:18,639 --> 01:17:22,409
You wanna like go have sex
or something?

1472
01:17:22,443 --> 01:17:24,879
Your office maybe
or a cop car?

1473
01:17:24,912 --> 01:17:26,046
No.

1474
01:17:28,482 --> 01:17:31,051
-I'm sorry, no.
-Worth a shot.

1475
01:17:31,085 --> 01:17:33,522
But I'm gonna go see what
I can do to get you out of here.

1476
01:17:33,555 --> 01:17:34,788
-Okay?
-Okay.

1477
01:17:37,424 --> 01:17:40,461
Thank you, Kate.

1478
01:17:40,494 --> 01:17:41,795
Officer.

1479
01:17:41,829 --> 01:17:43,430
Officer Kate.

1480
01:17:49,837 --> 01:17:52,206
Oh God.

1481
01:17:52,239 --> 01:17:53,474
I gotta shave.

1482
01:17:53,508 --> 01:17:55,577
I don't know.

1483
01:18:03,150 --> 01:18:05,119
Hmm.

1484
01:18:05,152 --> 01:18:07,488
What?

1485
01:18:07,522 --> 01:18:09,223
Umm...

1486
01:18:09,256 --> 01:18:10,157
Read it.

1487
01:18:13,160 --> 01:18:14,461
-"Sometimes I wish...
-Read it.

1488
01:18:14,495 --> 01:18:16,830
...I can get rid of everything.

1489
01:18:16,864 --> 01:18:19,400
Get rid of every possession
that I own, of all this weight

1490
01:18:19,433 --> 01:18:22,102
and find a way to start over.

1491
01:18:22,136 --> 01:18:24,838
Start over

1492
01:18:24,872 --> 01:18:26,774
and finally become her.

1493
01:18:26,807 --> 01:18:30,978
This elusive her
that I was supposed to be,

1494
01:18:31,011 --> 01:18:33,948
but never seemed to become."

1495
01:18:33,981 --> 01:18:35,650
Wow.

1496
01:18:35,684 --> 01:18:37,418
Oh my God.

1497
01:18:37,451 --> 01:18:38,452
-Oh shit.
-Where are you--

1498
01:18:38,485 --> 01:18:40,187
Just hide me.

1499
01:18:40,221 --> 01:18:42,022
- What?
- It's Susan Baker.

1500
01:18:42,056 --> 01:18:43,625
- Oh, yes.
- From this morning?

1501
01:18:43,658 --> 01:18:45,192
- Yeah.
- Yeah-- y-- yes.

1502
01:18:45,226 --> 01:18:46,994
-Should we sneak out the back?
-...the violent attack, Richard.

1503
01:18:47,027 --> 01:18:49,163
I did it. It was me.

1504
01:18:49,196 --> 01:18:52,833
Listen. I am gonna go
to the, uh, beach house

1505
01:18:52,866 --> 01:18:55,803
by myself and, ah,

1506
01:18:55,836 --> 01:18:58,172
you and Jack can eat out today.

1507
01:18:58,205 --> 01:18:59,708
-Okay. I think she's gone.
-Oh, good.

1508
01:19:03,344 --> 01:19:05,045
Alright.

1509
01:19:06,514 --> 01:19:08,182
I know where she is.

1510
01:19:09,551 --> 01:19:12,853
20th.

1511
01:19:12,886 --> 01:19:16,924
One, two, three, four, five.

1512
01:19:18,025 --> 01:19:19,827
That doesn't--

1513
01:19:19,860 --> 01:19:21,128
That doesn't make sense.

1514
01:19:25,232 --> 01:19:27,201
So, I got everything here.
I get the satellite.

1515
01:19:27,234 --> 01:19:29,970
I can do, uh, this channel's
called "The Groove".

1516
01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:38,879
Hey I got some mints.
You want some mints?

1517
01:19:38,912 --> 01:19:40,247
Okay.

1518
01:19:40,281 --> 01:19:41,750
I have to go.

1519
01:19:41,782 --> 01:19:44,985
- Um. Did--
- Oh.

1520
01:19:45,019 --> 01:19:47,488
Are you just gonna drive
to Susan Baker's summer house?

1521
01:19:47,522 --> 01:19:49,591
And how do you even
know that's where she is?

1522
01:19:49,624 --> 01:19:52,359
No, I--
We were there years ago.

1523
01:19:52,393 --> 01:19:55,162
Um.
And I will remember the exit.

1524
01:19:55,195 --> 01:19:58,667
Hey, do you want me
to come with you?

1525
01:20:08,876 --> 01:20:10,144
Thank you.

1526
01:20:17,318 --> 01:20:19,420
You have Vodka Martini?

1527
01:20:22,389 --> 01:20:23,957
Oh.

1528
01:20:23,991 --> 01:20:26,193
It's my stepdaughter.
I gotta take this.

1529
01:20:26,226 --> 01:20:27,595
So, I usually don't answer
the phone

1530
01:20:27,629 --> 01:20:29,363
when I've got customers
in the car, but I--

1531
01:20:29,396 --> 01:20:30,765
Hi, sweetie.

1532
01:20:30,799 --> 01:20:32,701
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

1533
01:20:32,734 --> 01:20:35,436
I-- I know.

1534
01:20:35,469 --> 01:20:36,937
I know.
I'll be home in a few hours.

1535
01:20:36,970 --> 01:20:38,606
Okay?

1536
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,407
Yeah.

1537
01:20:40,441 --> 01:20:43,077
Yeah, we can go
to the movies tomorrow.

1538
01:20:43,110 --> 01:20:44,779
Alright.

1539
01:20:44,813 --> 01:20:46,715
Love you too, honey.

1540
01:20:46,748 --> 01:20:48,115
Merry Christmas.

1541
01:20:50,451 --> 01:20:52,821
Sorry about that.

1542
01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:54,154
Gotta answer for family, right?

1543
01:20:54,188 --> 01:20:56,791
Family first.

1544
01:20:56,825 --> 01:20:58,626
Phew.

1545
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:01,730
Hey could you turn
the car around?

1546
01:21:01,763 --> 01:21:03,598
I beg your pardon?

1547
01:21:03,631 --> 01:21:05,633
Could you turn the car around
and drop me

1548
01:21:05,667 --> 01:21:06,801
where you picked me up?

1549
01:21:06,835 --> 01:21:07,836
Is it something--

1550
01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:08,969
'Cause we've been driving
a while

1551
01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:09,970
-and I-- it's important to me.
-Please.

1552
01:21:10,003 --> 01:21:12,172
Just turn the car around,
alright?

1553
01:22:11,599 --> 01:22:13,735
What?

1554
01:22:13,768 --> 01:22:15,035
Is it your mother?

1555
01:22:15,068 --> 01:22:16,805
What? No.

1556
01:22:16,838 --> 01:22:18,673
I don't know.

1557
01:22:18,706 --> 01:22:21,241
What?

1558
01:22:21,275 --> 01:22:22,844
I'm pregnant.

1559
01:22:22,877 --> 01:22:25,045
Oh.

1560
01:22:25,078 --> 01:22:27,849
Wow.

1561
01:22:27,882 --> 01:22:30,184
Oh, sweetie.

1562
01:22:30,217 --> 01:22:31,385
Wow.

1563
01:22:33,855 --> 01:22:35,824
Were--
You have a boyfriend?

1564
01:22:35,857 --> 01:22:38,058
Yes, dad. His name is Andrew.

1565
01:22:38,091 --> 01:22:40,093
-I've told you that.
-Andrew.

1566
01:22:40,127 --> 01:22:41,228
Good. It's good.

1567
01:22:41,261 --> 01:22:42,897
No.

1568
01:22:42,931 --> 01:22:44,866
No, it's not good.

1569
01:22:44,899 --> 01:22:46,500
-It's not good.
-What?

1570
01:22:46,534 --> 01:22:49,938
Um, do you love him?

1571
01:22:49,970 --> 01:22:52,005
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

1572
01:22:54,208 --> 01:22:55,409
I hate you.

1573
01:22:55,442 --> 01:22:56,678
Aw.

1574
01:22:56,711 --> 01:22:58,245
I hate you and mom.

1575
01:22:58,278 --> 01:23:00,682
You've ruined my life.

1576
01:23:05,252 --> 01:23:07,387
Where-- where's Lucy?

1577
01:23:07,421 --> 01:23:08,923
Wait. Lucy's gone now, too?

1578
01:23:08,957 --> 01:23:10,692
Of course, she is.

1579
01:23:11,926 --> 01:23:13,060
Look, uh.

1580
01:23:13,093 --> 01:23:14,228
You're what?

1581
01:23:14,261 --> 01:23:16,196
Twenty-nine now?

1582
01:23:16,230 --> 01:23:18,298
You don't even know
how old I am?

1583
01:23:18,332 --> 01:23:19,299
I do.

1584
01:23:19,333 --> 01:23:20,467
29.

1585
01:23:20,501 --> 01:23:24,873
Yes, I'm 29.

1586
01:23:24,906 --> 01:23:28,242
Your mom was only--

1587
01:23:28,275 --> 01:23:32,814
your mom was only 25
when she had Timmy.

1588
01:23:32,847 --> 01:23:34,883
You're gonna be fine.

1589
01:23:34,916 --> 01:23:37,819
No. No,
I don't want it to be fine.

1590
01:23:37,852 --> 01:23:39,821
I want it to be normal.

1591
01:23:39,854 --> 01:23:42,790
I want
to have a normal engagement

1592
01:23:42,824 --> 01:23:46,561
and then a normal wedding.

1593
01:23:46,594 --> 01:23:50,464
Just because you have that stuff
doesn't mean it's gonna work.

1594
01:23:50,497 --> 01:23:52,332
You know, look at you.

1595
01:23:52,366 --> 01:23:54,301
You were a mistake.

1596
01:23:54,334 --> 01:23:59,607
And you're my most-accomplished,
best-adjusted child.

1597
01:24:01,676 --> 01:24:03,745
You think I'm accomplished?

1598
01:24:03,778 --> 01:24:05,947
Yeah, I do.

1599
01:24:09,784 --> 01:24:11,151
Yeah.

1600
01:24:13,521 --> 01:24:15,255
You're gonna be just fine.

1601
01:24:16,456 --> 01:24:21,029
This isn't how my life
was supposed to be.

1602
01:24:21,094 --> 01:24:22,997
Tell me about it.

1603
01:24:23,031 --> 01:24:24,799
[engine revving, tires screeches

1604
01:24:30,672 --> 01:24:31,839
What in the hell?

1605
01:24:31,873 --> 01:24:33,307
Are you following me, Lucy?

1606
01:24:33,340 --> 01:24:35,375
I have golf clubs
in the back seat.

1607
01:24:35,409 --> 01:24:36,711
-You can't go in my house,
-I'm not--

1608
01:24:36,744 --> 01:24:37,845
you psycho.
You can't hurt me.

1609
01:24:37,879 --> 01:24:39,847
My mom!

1610
01:24:39,881 --> 01:24:41,549
I am not your mother.

1611
01:24:41,583 --> 01:24:44,552
I know you're
not my goddamn mother.

1612
01:24:44,586 --> 01:24:45,687
What are you doing?

1613
01:24:45,720 --> 01:24:47,154
God, stop!

1614
01:24:47,187 --> 01:24:50,058
Lucy! Stop!

1615
01:24:50,090 --> 01:24:52,694
Ow!

1616
01:24:52,727 --> 01:24:54,394
Lucy! Come on!

1617
01:24:54,428 --> 01:24:55,395
What are you doing?

1618
01:24:55,429 --> 01:24:56,631
Don't!

1619
01:24:56,664 --> 01:24:57,565
Stop!

1620
01:24:57,599 --> 01:24:59,333
Lucy! Stop!

1621
01:24:59,366 --> 01:25:02,070
Stop!

1622
01:25:02,102 --> 01:25:05,138
Lucy! Lucy! Lucy!

1623
01:25:05,172 --> 01:25:06,406
Look!

1624
01:25:29,764 --> 01:25:31,065
Carol?

1625
01:26:14,408 --> 01:26:15,610
- Yes.
- Remember we--

1626
01:26:15,643 --> 01:26:16,978
why we had to put it there
in the first place.

1627
01:26:17,011 --> 01:26:19,113
Yes.
It was like 15 years ago.

1628
01:26:19,147 --> 01:26:20,380
I know.

1629
01:26:20,414 --> 01:26:22,917
Oh, we're so old.

1630
01:26:22,950 --> 01:26:24,217
Oh, hi.

1631
01:26:24,251 --> 01:26:27,387
-What is so funny?
-Oh, Lucy.

1632
01:26:27,421 --> 01:26:29,624
Well-- well, we were just
laughing about how...

1633
01:26:29,657 --> 01:26:31,959
-Mom.
-...none of our kids
can stand us.

1634
01:26:31,993 --> 01:26:33,094
What are you?

1635
01:26:33,127 --> 01:26:34,829
-And then we--
-Who would have thought?

1636
01:26:34,862 --> 01:26:39,934
What are you doing
in this house?

1637
01:26:39,967 --> 01:26:44,038
I, uh,
I thought you were dead.

1638
01:26:45,640 --> 01:26:50,011
I have some Chinese food
in the car.

1639
01:26:50,044 --> 01:26:52,847
I'm gonna go get some Chinese.

1640
01:26:54,347 --> 01:26:55,850
Oh, dammit.

1641
01:27:05,492 --> 01:27:06,828
I--

1642
01:27:14,902 --> 01:27:19,372
Are you wearing
Susan Baker's bathrobe?

1643
01:27:19,406 --> 01:27:22,309
Um, yeah.

1644
01:27:22,342 --> 01:27:25,046
She-- she had two in the closet.

1645
01:27:25,079 --> 01:27:26,614
They're so soft.

1646
01:27:26,647 --> 01:27:27,749
God.

1647
01:27:27,782 --> 01:27:29,016
I think it's silk.

1648
01:27:30,417 --> 01:27:32,987
Mom. Mom.

1649
01:27:33,020 --> 01:27:36,289
I thought you drowned yourself.

1650
01:27:36,323 --> 01:27:39,694
Lucy,
I'm not going to drown myself.

1651
01:27:42,897 --> 01:27:47,235
I'm not going
to kill myself, Lucy.

1652
01:27:51,205 --> 01:27:52,607
Oh God.

1653
01:27:56,010 --> 01:28:01,015
I just didn't want to wake up
in the house anymore

1654
01:28:01,048 --> 01:28:03,818
with that feeling.

1655
01:28:03,851 --> 01:28:04,986
I-- I just, I couldn't.

1656
01:28:05,019 --> 01:28:07,188
-I just--
-That feeling--

1657
01:28:07,221 --> 01:28:08,790
The feeling between us?

1658
01:28:15,730 --> 01:28:19,033
Mom, I don't know why...

1659
01:28:19,066 --> 01:28:21,202
...I-- I'm so mean to you.

1660
01:28:21,235 --> 01:28:24,238
I mean, I mean, I know.

1661
01:28:24,272 --> 01:28:28,176
It's fine, Lucy.

1662
01:28:28,209 --> 01:28:29,844
It's fine.

1663
01:28:29,877 --> 01:28:34,582
And I will get rid
of the wedding album.

1664
01:28:34,615 --> 01:28:36,951
You took it back out
of the trash?

1665
01:28:36,984 --> 01:28:39,053
Well, yes.

1666
01:28:41,488 --> 01:28:44,292
Oh my God.

1667
01:28:44,324 --> 01:28:47,528
Of course.

1668
01:28:56,838 --> 01:28:58,471
It's okay.

1669
01:28:58,506 --> 01:29:00,141
You can keep it.

1670
01:29:12,452 --> 01:29:13,921
Ta-da!

1671
01:29:13,955 --> 01:29:15,422
Thank you.

1672
01:29:15,455 --> 01:29:18,259
- Thank you, Mrs. Baker.
- Fortune cookies.

1673
01:29:18,292 --> 01:29:19,994
Your favorite, right?

1674
01:29:21,095 --> 01:29:23,297
Sorry, I broke into your house.

1675
01:29:23,331 --> 01:29:25,233
Yeah, me too.

1676
01:29:25,266 --> 01:29:27,134
You know what?

1677
01:29:27,168 --> 01:29:28,468
It's alright.

1678
01:29:31,873 --> 01:29:36,244
Did you actually go
swimming in the ocean, Carol?

1679
01:29:36,277 --> 01:29:38,179
I took a dip.

1680
01:29:38,212 --> 01:29:40,581
I did.

1681
01:29:40,615 --> 01:29:42,350
It was amazing.

1682
01:29:43,450 --> 01:29:45,987
Well, I mean, it was horrible,
but--

1683
01:29:47,555 --> 01:29:50,157
I felt so much better.

1684
01:29:52,827 --> 01:29:54,896
I think we should do it.

1685
01:29:54,929 --> 01:29:58,299
Like hold hands
and run into the water together?

1686
01:29:58,332 --> 01:29:59,834
No.

1687
01:29:59,867 --> 01:30:01,769
Ah, Lucy.

1688
01:30:05,907 --> 01:30:08,609
Absolutely not.

1689
01:30:10,410 --> 01:30:12,013
Oh my God.

1690
01:30:12,046 --> 01:30:14,615
Fucking cold.

1691
01:30:14,649 --> 01:30:17,652
Oh my God, that was awesome.

1692
01:30:17,685 --> 01:30:19,520
And then when you were born,

1693
01:30:19,553 --> 01:30:22,990
your sister used to always say,
"That's my baby."

1694
01:30:23,024 --> 01:30:25,726
Like,
"No, Lucy, that's your sister."

1695
01:30:25,760 --> 01:30:27,460
"It's my baby." Jesus.

1696
01:30:29,130 --> 01:30:31,699
You-- you were her
favorite thing in the world.

1697
01:30:31,732 --> 01:30:34,035
Her toy, yeah.

1698
01:30:34,068 --> 01:30:39,006
And, uh, you'd start crying
and then she'd start crying.

1699
01:30:39,040 --> 01:30:41,042
It was great. And then...

1700
01:30:41,075 --> 01:30:42,243
- Aw, Lucy.
- ...your brother Timmy,
you know, he-- he'd come

1701
01:30:42,276 --> 01:30:43,878
He'd come--

1702
01:30:43,911 --> 01:30:45,212
Well, speaking of which...

1703
01:30:45,246 --> 01:30:46,547
-I've been texting you.
-Hi.

1704
01:30:46,580 --> 01:30:48,382
Ah, yeah.
I saw those. Very sweet.

1705
01:30:48,416 --> 01:30:51,185
Um, has anybody noticed
a smoke outside?

1706
01:30:51,218 --> 01:30:52,420
- Smoke?
- Outside?

1707
01:30:52,452 --> 01:30:53,354
-Yeah.
-Really?

1708
01:30:53,387 --> 01:30:54,355
Here?

1709
01:30:54,388 --> 01:30:55,488
Yeah, over in the corner
by the bush.

1710
01:30:55,523 --> 01:30:56,657
What?

1711
01:30:56,691 --> 01:30:57,692
- Oh yeah.
- Where's my cell phone?

1712
01:30:57,725 --> 01:30:59,193
- Okay. Okay.
- That's--

1713
01:30:59,226 --> 01:31:00,394
- This is fine.
- That's substantial.

1714
01:31:00,428 --> 01:31:02,363
- Fine.
I'm sure it's fine.
- Wha--

1715
01:31:02,396 --> 01:31:04,031
- We should get some water.
- Tim, where's my cell phone?

1716
01:31:04,065 --> 01:31:06,334
- Some water?
- Get some water.

1717
01:31:06,367 --> 01:31:08,536
- We got a bucket or something?
-  -I don't know where any-- Ah.

1718
01:31:08,569 --> 01:31:10,271
- The vent goes out the other side.
-  -Where's--

1719
01:31:10,304 --> 01:31:11,439
- You got a pot?
-  -Yeah, I don't know where anything is.

1720
01:31:11,471 --> 01:31:12,440
Yeah, it's getting
a lot worse.

1721
01:31:12,472 --> 01:31:13,607
This is good.
This is good.

1722
01:31:13,641 --> 01:31:14,675
-There you go. Use...
-Yes. Okay. Alright.

1723
01:31:14,709 --> 01:31:16,243
...the potato pot.

1724
01:31:16,277 --> 01:31:17,545
Oh my God.
This is the slowest...
- Where's my cellphone?

1725
01:31:17,578 --> 01:31:18,679
...faucet
in the history of the world.

1726
01:31:18,713 --> 01:31:20,348
Well, water pressure's
something--

1727
01:31:20,381 --> 01:31:21,449
-The whole house
will be burned down--
-How did this fire start?

1728
01:31:21,481 --> 01:31:22,616
When you buy a house,

1729
01:31:22,650 --> 01:31:23,851
get one with
good water pressure, seriously,

1730
01:31:23,884 --> 01:31:24,919
-to make your life better.
-What?

1731
01:31:24,952 --> 01:31:26,087
Did you put the lights up wrong?

1732
01:31:26,120 --> 01:31:28,022
-Like what?
-No, I put-- they're amazing.

1733
01:31:28,055 --> 01:31:29,256
This is the best house
on the block.

1734
01:31:29,290 --> 01:31:30,591
Okay, well-- That's why
they're on fire? Okay.

1735
01:31:30,624 --> 01:31:32,059
Those lights are 40 years old.

1736
01:31:32,093 --> 01:31:34,729
-I bought those.
-They're 40 years old?

1737
01:31:34,762 --> 01:31:35,896
Yeah, a lot of things are.

1738
01:31:43,304 --> 01:31:45,106
What is happening?

1739
01:31:45,139 --> 01:31:47,908
Dad?

1740
01:31:47,942 --> 01:31:49,543
Oh my God.

1741
01:31:49,577 --> 01:31:50,945
What did they do?

1742
01:32:00,788 --> 01:32:02,056
Oh my God.

1743
01:32:08,863 --> 01:32:10,164
Is everything okay?

1744
01:32:10,197 --> 01:32:14,802
Yeah, um,
I need to tell you something.

1745
01:32:14,835 --> 01:32:16,003
What? Um...

1746
01:32:16,037 --> 01:32:18,339
You were right.

1747
01:32:18,372 --> 01:32:19,807
About where mom was?

1748
01:32:19,840 --> 01:32:23,010
-Yeah, I mean--
-No, no, no, no.

1749
01:32:23,044 --> 01:32:25,514
I'm pregnant.

1750
01:32:25,546 --> 01:32:27,815
Can you just not say anything
sarcastic right now, please?

1751
01:32:27,848 --> 01:32:29,283
I don't think
that I could take it.

1752
01:32:29,316 --> 01:32:30,818
I'm very--

1753
01:32:30,851 --> 01:32:32,253
Aren't you glad you came back?

1754
01:32:34,789 --> 01:32:37,658
You're gonna be such
a great mom, Cyn.

1755
01:32:44,198 --> 01:32:45,933
This is something
I've never seen before.

1756
01:32:45,966 --> 01:32:48,636
I didn't even know
you two knew each other.

1757
01:32:48,669 --> 01:32:50,004
-what's-- what's going on?
-What's going on?

1758
01:32:50,037 --> 01:32:51,138
Is someone dead?

1759
01:32:51,172 --> 01:32:52,373
-What?
-Nobody's dead.

1760
01:32:52,406 --> 01:32:54,708
Nobody's dead.

1761
01:32:54,742 --> 01:32:57,611
Tell me what-- what--

1762
01:32:57,645 --> 01:32:58,946
You can tell her.

1763
01:32:58,979 --> 01:33:03,451
-Tell me what?
-Cyn is gonna have a baby.

1764
01:33:03,484 --> 01:33:05,820
What? No way!

1765
01:33:05,853 --> 01:33:07,556
-A baby?
-What?

1766
01:33:08,756 --> 01:33:10,191
A baby?

1767
01:33:10,224 --> 01:33:11,325
Oh my-- oh my God!

1768
01:33:11,358 --> 01:33:15,996
How about that, huh?

1769
01:33:16,030 --> 01:33:17,465
Love you.

1770
01:33:17,498 --> 01:33:18,632
This is a great.

1771
01:33:18,666 --> 01:33:20,901
God, but you're completely
crazy, right?

1772
01:33:20,935 --> 01:33:22,470
Oh my God.

1773
01:33:22,503 --> 01:33:24,505
-We get to buy little shoes.
-Yeah. Yeah.

1774
01:33:28,876 --> 01:33:30,579
-Hey.
-Hi.

1775
01:33:30,611 --> 01:33:32,146
-I figured I'd stop by.
-Everything okay?

1776
01:33:32,179 --> 01:33:33,347
Mm-hmm.

1777
01:33:34,849 --> 01:33:36,417
Good?

1778
01:33:41,422 --> 01:33:42,857
- Hey.
- Hi.

1779
01:33:44,191 --> 01:33:45,092
Merry Christmas.