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A NOT SO MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Dad!
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Daddy!
Can I change my letter to Santa Claus?
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No, you can't. I sent it yesterday.
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Please, Dad.
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- No.
- I want to change mine too.
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Kids, I hope you wished your dad
a happy birthday.
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Happy birthday, Dad!
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Happy birthday to you...
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Why do I hate Christmas?
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Because it's also my birthday.
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And instead of celebrating me,
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I get this.
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- Brother.
- Hi, Roberta.
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- Can you pick up our parents?
- No car?
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- Not right now.
- Sure, I'll get them.
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- Hi!
- Are you coming with your boyfriend, Ale?
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Yes, with Esteban.
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- Sit him far from Uncle Miguel.
- Okay.
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Yes, I'll take care of it. Thanks, Nuria.
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- How old you turning?
- Forty-one.
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Don't forget I'm doing keto.
I really need...
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- Don't worry.
- Get broccoli for me.
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- I'll get you broccoli.
- Thanks, bye.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BIRTHDAY BOY!
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What's up, bro?
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Another trip around the sun.
What do you want?
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- Besides what I owe you.
- What do I want for my birthday, Rubén?
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I want your car off the plot of land.
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Relax, I'm working on it.
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When your birthday's on Christmas,
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people forget about you
or you just get one present.
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Not two.
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If you say anything,
they call you self-centered.
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DECEMBER 24
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Daddy, can you help me?
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What's up?
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My hand hurts from karate.
Help me bandage it.
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Now that your dad is here, tell him.
So that you see I'm not overreacting.
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What happened?
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On the last day of school
I found some headphones,
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and there was no name on them.
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So I took them,
and now Mom is scolding me.
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- Did you erase the name on them?
- There was no name.
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Regardless of whether
they had a name or not,
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take them to the principal and apologize.
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In real life, when you lose something,
nobody returns it to you.
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And they definitely don't apologize.
That's life.
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Exactly, that's life.
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Besides, I've always said,
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"Better you than me."
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No, that's an awful saying.
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- Don't listen to him.
- Why?
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When you go back after the holidays,
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take back the headphones and apologize.
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Discussion over.
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Okay, Mom.
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And you, Mr. Sayings,
don't you have something to do?
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Like what?
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Oh, yeah.
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- Thanks. It was delicious.
- I'm coming. I want to talk to you.
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Get in line.
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What did you say?
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Nothing.
Don't you think you overreacted in there?
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Really? It's fine that they take
other people's things?
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No, and I don't want to fight about it,
either. Peace?
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I don't know, you tell me.
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Well, yeah.
It's a silent night, holy night. No?
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Sure.
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- What do you need?
- Christmas leftovers with my parents.
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- No, thanks.
- Not a surprise.
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Did you buy the gifts?
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Of course... not.
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I need to take out some money
and then I'll get them and...
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Nuria wants broccoli.
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I already made her food.
So, you'll pick up your parents?
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Roberta says she doesn't have a car.
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I think she's too lazy to go get them.
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- It's not the end of the world.
- Really?
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You can battle the traffic, then.
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They're not my parents, they're yours.
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And it's Christmas and my birthday.
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Everyone forgets that.
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For your birthday,
you get to go pick up your parents
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and a kiss.
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Bunny, that's a US fad.
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Do you want a kiss or not?
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I'm going.
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Bye.
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- Asshole!
- Goodbye!
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- You pass on the right.
- What's with you?
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Spare something for Christmas?
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- I almost hit you. Be careful.
- Come on.
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I don't have any money.
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I need to put lights on my roof
so that Santa knows where I live.
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Here. It's flat but it'll do the trick.
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Take care. Merry Christmas!
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Thank you for your purchase, little girl.
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Let's go.
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- Good morning.
- Hello.
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Sorry, traffic is horrible.
You know, fucking Christmas.
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Don't say "fucking Christmas."
It sounds terrible.
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Fucking Christmas.
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I brought you a coffee, Grinch.
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Thanks.
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It's cold, Conrado.
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Have you seen the windows?
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Come here.
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Look.
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They're all dirty, Conrado.
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Take a look. You have to clean them.
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I can't clean the windows.
My back hurts. I need surgery.
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When?
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I mean, I'm going to need surgery
if I keep cleaning the windows.
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- Nice try.
- It really does hurt.
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- We need to hire someone to do it.
- No, Conrado.
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What did we agree to?
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We need to sell more and spend less.
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What do you think will happen
if we hire a cleaner?
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The windows will be clean.
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No! We'll spend more.
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Speaking of expenses, I need money.
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No, speaking of expenses,
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I wanted to talk to you about this relic.
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- I need a Mac.
- Yeah.
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I can't work,
I don't know how to use a PC.
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It's not good for designing.
I'm not sure if it's Windows...
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Maybe it's me? I'm just stupid.
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- I can't...
- Enough, Conrado. Calm down.
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Take a breath.
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That's it.
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Don't worry.
If we sell Lorena Ochoa's driver,
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I'll buy a new computer.
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- We'll never sell that.
- Have some faith.
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- Hold on, come here.
- What?
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- What's this?
- Happy birthday.
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Is that for me?
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Of course!
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You shouldn't have, Conrado.
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It measures your steps, your calories...
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It even prevents heart attacks.
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- Like Dick Tracy, remember?
- Does it tell time?
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Yes, of course.
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What?
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- No.
- Birthday hug?
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- No.
- Come here.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No.
- Chuy.
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Okay, enough. Let go of me, Conrado.
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Enough.
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All right, see you later.
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I have to buy presents
for my kids and family.
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- You know, fucking Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
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The windows, Conrado!
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TOYS
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I'll get a teddy bear.
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"Housewife."
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On sale. Let's go!
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This is what Óscar wants?
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That's weird.
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This is for me.
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SOLD OUT
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He'll love this.
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Come here, sweetie.
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What's up?
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I think I finished my vision board.
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Your vision what?
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My vision board.
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It's nice.
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I want to focus
on having a wonderful family.
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Everything else will fall into place.
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What?
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We do have a wonderful family.
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Yes, we do.
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But I wonder
if we're doing everything right.
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Yes, dear. We're doing great.
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Come.
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- What?
- Then, comes this.
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What is it?
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The salon.
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The dog salon?
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Yeah.
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My dear,
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I don't think you can be a housewife
and a businesswoman.
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It gets complicated.
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That's the most sexist thing
you've ever said to me.
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You see me as a mom.
Why can't I be a mom and a businesswoman?
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Don't get me wrong.
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I would support you,
but we don't have the money right now.
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I'm not asking you for money.
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There are angel investors.
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You show them a business model,
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they believe in you,
invest and you move it forward.
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That's one option. There's also the land.
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If we sell it, we'd have some money
and I could support you then.
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- Hello. Yes, I'm on my way.
- Where are you, son?
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Bye. Yes, Mom.
I'm going down the stairs right now.
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Turn signals aren't just for decoration!
You animal!
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Calm down, Mom. I'll cause an accident.
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You're a savage.
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I can't stand Nuria. She's so rude.
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- You raised her.
- Come on.
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- And where were you?
- I was bringing home the bacon.
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Sorry to interrupt, but aren't you going
to wish me a happy birthday?
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- Yes! Happy birthday!
- Happy birthday, son.
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- Are you blind, idiot?!
- Dad.
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- Stupid!
- You pulled my seatbelt.
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You almost strangled me, Dad!
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Calm down, son!
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I don't care that it's Christmas.
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- Sisters!
- Merry Christmas, Chuy.
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- What a great night.
- Hello. How are you?
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We were just waiting for you.
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- Great.
- When are you going to Tulum?
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Tomorrow. Can you believe it?
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- No.
- Aren't you going to visit me?
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- No way. I don't want to get dengue.
- Idiot.
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- That's not true.
- Hey, Nuria.
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- What's up?
- What've you been doing? You look divine.
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- Come on, don't even start.
- What?
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- You look gorgeous.
- I know.
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- Come in.
- Happy birthday, brother.
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- Thanks.
- That's right! Happy birthday!
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"That's right."
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- Auntie! Uncle!
- Merry Christmas!
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Yes, Auntie.
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Take good care of my Tupperware.
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You lose one every year.
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Sure, don't worry.
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What, Jesús?
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Happy birthday, my dear!
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- Thank you.
- My dear.
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Thanks for remembering it all on your own.
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- My boy!
- Uncle.
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I want a big rum and Coke.
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- This big.
- This big.
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Come in.
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- Hey!
- Sister, come in.
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And...?
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- Chuy.
- What?
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I told you this morning. Esteban.
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Hey, champ. Can I park there?
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No, that's not a good spot.
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Thanks, bro. You're the man.
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- Hold on.
- What?
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Who's that guy?
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Ban. Esteban.
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That idiot Ramiro cheated on me.
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Ramiro who?
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What?
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I was with him for eight years!
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Right, that Ramiro.
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- That Ramiro.
- Yes.
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- What's up, bro?
- Damn.
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- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, come in.
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Yeah, thanks so much. Come in.
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Merry Christmas.
258
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,208
Four fingers.
259
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:30,166
I'm going to give him less.
He gets inappropriate.
260
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,291
That's enough.
261
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,333
Too much blah-blah
and not enough glug-glug.
262
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,125
Don't go too crazy, Uncle.
263
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,916
No, this is it.
264
00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:39,666
I gave up drinking...
265
00:14:39,750 --> 00:14:40,791
What?
266
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,375
- That's great.
- ...but it didn't give me up!
267
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:46,625
Cheers.
268
00:14:48,791 --> 00:14:51,000
Help me get some chairs, Uncle.
269
00:14:51,083 --> 00:14:53,083
No way, man. I don't think so.
270
00:14:53,625 --> 00:14:55,500
Every year you put me to work.
271
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,625
This year I'm here as a guest.
272
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,625
Fine. Help me, brother.
273
00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:01,541
Come on. Don't make faces.
274
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:02,625
Go on.
275
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,750
Over here. Take this.
276
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:12,541
Dude, if your shoes are dirty,
take them off before entering the house.
277
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,583
- Sorry, I'll take them off now.
- I can't believe it.
278
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:18,916
Tell me, how's college going?
279
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:20,541
Good.
280
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,291
And your new apartment?
281
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,541
Good, it's cool. It's chill.
282
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,958
I bet the power's been cut off already.
283
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,791
Yeah.
284
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,750
Once.
285
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,291
It's hard living alone.
286
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,416
But you're an adult now.
287
00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:38,541
You can't live with our parents anymore.
Or on the land, either.
288
00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,083
Of course not.
289
00:15:41,791 --> 00:15:42,958
No.
290
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,250
- I was going to tell you...
- What?
291
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:51,583
I need to buy some extra books for school.
292
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,875
I'm short a few pesos.
I was hoping you could help out.
293
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,083
Yeah, right.
294
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,500
Seriously, how'd your shoes get so dirty?
295
00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,791
- I think I stepped in poop.
- What?
296
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,166
Take them off!
297
00:16:06,875 --> 00:16:07,916
Bro!
298
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,500
Come on, sweetie.
299
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,458
No!
300
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,833
- Who's next? Come on, Uncle.
- Me!
301
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:22,291
- But I need my medicine.
- Leave the drink, Uncle.
302
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,583
I'm going.
303
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,541
- Let's see.
- Gently.
304
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,625
I'm taking this one.
305
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,583
You're good at stealing.
306
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,541
- My turn. Here I go.
- Go, dear.
307
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,208
Double four!
308
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,333
A steal!
309
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,666
I don't have anything.
310
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,083
Let's see!
311
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,125
I want the envelope.
312
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,791
Yes, sister.
313
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:52,666
- Why?
- 'Cause there's money in here. Right, Dad?
314
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,791
Does everyone have a gift?
Let's open them.
315
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,708
Mom, Sandy doesn't have anything.
316
00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:58,208
You don't have a present?
317
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,208
Your godfather has some,
he'll give you one.
318
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,500
What? No.
Sandy needs to learn how to play.
319
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,375
- Hey!
- Chuy.
320
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,666
I'm just joking.
Come here and pick, Sandy.
321
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:12,958
Actually, I'll choose.
322
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,083
I'll give you this little box.
323
00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:16,333
- Okay.
- Oh, Chuy.
324
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:17,250
Thanks.
325
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:20,041
Because my little envelope has money.
326
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,708
Look, sister, it's amazing.
327
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,541
It is very cool!
328
00:17:28,625 --> 00:17:31,416
What a great gift! It's a mini fridge.
329
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,666
- Come on, son. Open your gift.
- What, Mom?
330
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,625
- Open it!
- Open it!
331
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,416
I'll open it, but I'm not sharing.
332
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,166
- Share it.
- Open it, dear.
333
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,458
- What is it?
- What is it?
334
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:48,875
- Mom!
- What is it?
335
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,208
Merry Christmas, honey. Really.
336
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,250
I love that picture.
337
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:58,000
Give your mom a kiss and a hug.
Come on. Don't be like that.
338
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,416
- Come here, Mom.
- My son.
339
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,916
- I'm glad you liked it.
- Thanks, Mom.
340
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,041
Should we go to the dining room?
341
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,500
Time to eat.
342
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,125
- Yeah.
- Take that hat off at the table.
343
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,000
Let's toast.
344
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,625
No, we're going to pray.
345
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,791
No, Dad.
346
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,666
Let's pray.
347
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:35,708
Blessed be the Lord,
to provide us with nourishment.
348
00:18:35,791 --> 00:18:37,958
Like my wife's turkey,
349
00:18:38,041 --> 00:18:40,000
that you bring
from the country to the city.
350
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,541
Shut up!
351
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,916
You give us everything we need,
352
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,416
like minerals and vitamins.
353
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,958
And you give us strength,
354
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,500
zest,
355
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,583
energy,
356
00:18:56,333 --> 00:18:57,666
all the strength
357
00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:02,208
to live in this world
and be able to be all together.
358
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,791
- The turkey!
- The turkey!
359
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:10,666
- What turkey? Amen!
- Yeah, amen!
360
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,208
The cheese!
361
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,333
- It looks great.
- Make room for the cheese.
362
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,250
Who looks great? Nuria?
363
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,458
- Divine.
- Thanks, Chuy.
364
00:19:20,166 --> 00:19:21,791
What diet was it you're doing?
365
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,625
I told you it's called keto.
366
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,541
Keto, chubster?
367
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,583
Never call me "chubster" again, old grump.
368
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,166
- What's wrong with that?
- Son!
369
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,041
Don't talk to your sister like that.
370
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,083
Everyone is so sensitive.
371
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,416
Pass the salad.
372
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,958
Why are you going to Tulum, Roberta?
373
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,583
To make money. How's that?
374
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:42,958
That's it.
375
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,875
- Thanks, Mom.
- That's the right attitude.
376
00:19:44,958 --> 00:19:46,291
Thanks, Uncle. Can you pass...
377
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,250
Ale.
378
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,291
How long have you been together?
379
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:55,333
That doesn't matter.
What matters is how long we'll last.
380
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,958
That's right. Cheers to love!
381
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:01,083
- Cheers!
- Cheers!
382
00:20:01,166 --> 00:20:05,916
Silvia! Your cheese sauce
keeps getting better every year.
383
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,375
- Thank you.
- Don't lie. You haven't even tried it.
384
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:11,208
Enough.
385
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:14,041
Stop being hypocrites.
Who likes the cheese sauce?
386
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,125
- I do!
- Me!
387
00:20:15,666 --> 00:20:16,666
You don't like it?
388
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:19,291
No, not since we were little.
389
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,625
I don't believe that.
390
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,000
Look, Esteban is making faces.
391
00:20:23,083 --> 00:20:24,500
Do you like the cheese sauce?
392
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
He loves it. Esteban loves it.
393
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:27,916
Delicious.
394
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
A people-pleaser.
395
00:20:29,791 --> 00:20:32,541
"Delicious"? Come on. Sure, Chuy is crazy.
396
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,916
I'm not going to change my recipe
at this point.
397
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,708
Besides, this year is my last year.
398
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,125
- Mom!
- Silvia, no.
399
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,291
Please!
400
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,458
You always say it's your last year
and it never is.
401
00:20:46,166 --> 00:20:49,166
Get me another drink.
You know how I like it. Four fingers.
402
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,291
- Maybe 20?
- Enough, Uncle.
403
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,791
Get some help.
404
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,500
I told you to take off your dirty shoes.
405
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,750
- I will.
- Did you get your car off the land?
406
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,833
- Can you pass the potatoes?
- Dad.
407
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:09,416
- What do you want?
- What do you mean?
408
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,666
- Drop it.
- Do you know something I don't?
409
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,583
Do you want cod?
410
00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,416
Why are you all acting like this?
411
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,708
No.
412
00:21:16,791 --> 00:21:19,708
You know something, Uncle.
You're laughing.
413
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,166
- What?
- Look, man.
414
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,166
Don't get mad.
415
00:21:26,708 --> 00:21:28,500
- I'm living on the land.
- What?
416
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,833
You're camping on our parents' plot?
417
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,958
What do you mean...?
418
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,500
So you're camping on the land.
419
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:37,666
- Pass me...
- Dad.
420
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,375
- What?
- What do you mean "what"?
421
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,583
What do you want me to do?
He's unemployed!
422
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,500
When has this lazy bum had a job?
423
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,708
What do you want me to do?
Have him live with us?
424
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:48,000
What about our intimacy?
425
00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:49,458
There are guests present.
426
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:51,166
Now you'll never get rid of him.
427
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:53,416
Bro, it's Christmas.
428
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,500
Exactly, it's Christmas.
429
00:21:56,166 --> 00:21:57,833
Know why I hate Christmas?
430
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,791
Because for me,
Christmas is for the mooches,
431
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,666
for the parasites,
the handouts, and for who else?
432
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,208
For all of you.
433
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,583
Chuy, go. Chuy, bring. Chuy, buy.
434
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:12,125
Of course,
"We already gave him his birthday cake."
435
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,791
- You know what? Christmas Eve is over.
- Wow.
436
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,083
My birthday is over.
437
00:22:16,833 --> 00:22:18,041
Chuy is over.
438
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,916
- No, son.
- Chuy.
439
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,750
Happy birthday...
440
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:24,875
Not happy.
441
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:27,083
That's embarrassing.
442
00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,625
Pass me the prawns.
443
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,083
- He's been having a rough few weeks.
- Don't worry.
444
00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:43,500
You are a saint. How brutal.
445
00:22:43,583 --> 00:22:44,958
- Merry Christmas.
- Bye.
446
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:46,583
- Goodbye.
- See you.
447
00:22:46,666 --> 00:22:47,791
- Pleasure.
- Likewise.
448
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,166
- Bye, Dani. Get some rest.
- Thanks.
449
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,875
They're not that weird, Sofi.
450
00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:53,375
Who is Sofi?
451
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,333
No, Esteban!
Don't grab my hand! Who is Sofi?
452
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:08,666
Good evening.
453
00:23:09,541 --> 00:23:10,541
Merry Christmas.
454
00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:12,666
Merry Christmas? No.
455
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,625
- Double tequila, please.
- Sure.
456
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,708
I want Dad to come home.
457
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:30,500
Your dad went to talk to Santa.
458
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:33,000
I wanted him to be here.
459
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,041
Me too.
460
00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:43,166
Me too.
461
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:44,916
All good, Jesús?
462
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,291
How do you know my name?
463
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:48,833
I know a lot of things about you.
464
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:51,625
Such as, today is your birthday.
465
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:54,333
Hold on. How do you know that?
466
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,625
- Let's say...
- No "let's say."
467
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:58,000
How do you know?
468
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,041
You know that song about Santa
469
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:03,791
where he makes a list
of who is naughty and nice?
470
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,708
Yeah.
471
00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:08,291
They send me to deal
with the super naughty ones.
472
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,000
Okay, now I get it.
473
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:16,250
- You're part of a religious sect.
- No, I'm not part of a religious sect.
474
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,625
I'm your diva godmother.
475
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,916
There's no such thing.
476
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,250
They're fairy godmothers.
477
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,666
Of course we exist.
478
00:24:23,750 --> 00:24:27,041
By the way,
thanks for the flat soda you gave me.
479
00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,916
You're thinking of someone else.
480
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,208
Didn't you give me
a flat soda this morning?
481
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:35,416
- I gave some beggar a donation.
- You call that "a donation"?
482
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,125
I had nothing else.
483
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:39,750
If that's all you have to give,
484
00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:41,166
it's not a lot, right?
485
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,250
What do you want?
486
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:44,458
I want you to stop suffering.
487
00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:46,916
I knew you were part of the church.
488
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,083
No, I'm not,
but I want you to stop suffering.
489
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,208
I'm not suffering.
490
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,208
- Really?
- No.
491
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:55,375
Why aren't you celebrating Christmas
with your family?
492
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:56,916
I hate Christmas. So what?
493
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,041
Christmas has a way
of making us see things.
494
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,083
No, wait. You don't understand how hard...
495
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:07,625
What you don't understand
is what's behind Christmas.
496
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:09,166
What do you want me to learn?
497
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,250
To be vegan?
498
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,625
To cook with cheese sauce?
499
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:15,083
You have to learn
that the world keeps spinning
500
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:18,750
despite your problems,
your opinions, and your birthday, Chuy.
501
00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:20,333
If you don't think you're lost,
502
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:23,291
I'll make you relive Christmas
until you learn.
503
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,000
All right, sure. I'm really lost.
504
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,083
Give me more tequila.
505
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:28,458
You have to see the magic, Chuy.
506
00:25:28,541 --> 00:25:30,208
All right, show me your magic.
507
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,791
Live and relive a white Christmas,
508
00:25:33,875 --> 00:25:35,916
by sea and sand,
509
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,041
in the sky and the stars,
510
00:25:38,125 --> 00:25:41,208
may they all fill you with light.
511
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:42,458
If you don't succeed,
512
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,291
you must do it over and over again.
513
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,333
Abracadabra! Poof!
514
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:51,416
Give me a break.
515
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,375
Dad?
516
00:26:36,375 --> 00:26:38,375
I want to change my letter to Santa.
517
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:42,000
No, son. You get what you get.
518
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:46,166
He hasn't brought me anything yet,
so we can still change it.
519
00:26:46,666 --> 00:26:48,250
What do you mean?
520
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:50,166
Not since last year.
521
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:56,208
Happy birthday to you
522
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:59,625
Happy birthday to you...
523
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:01,000
Why the cake?
524
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:04,500
I want to apologize
for my awful behavior yesterday.
525
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,750
Yesterday?
526
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,375
I don't recall you fighting.
527
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,375
He fought with the waiter yesterday.
528
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:13,666
- With the waiter?
- Yes.
529
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:15,541
My brother is calling.
530
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,166
- Let me see what he wants.
- Chuy.
531
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,875
Good morning!
532
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,958
- What's up, bro? Why are you calling?
- Because it's your birthday.
533
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:26,458
- What? No, yesterday was my birthday!
- Do you want an agenda?
534
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:28,750
Hold on. I'm getting another call.
535
00:27:29,416 --> 00:27:30,750
Birthday boy.
536
00:27:30,833 --> 00:27:33,666
- What do you want, Bobby?
- Can you pick up Mom and Dad?
537
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:34,750
No!
538
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:37,875
- I picked up our parents yesterday.
- What are you talking about?
539
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,458
- What?
- I need to...
540
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:41,791
No.
541
00:27:42,125 --> 00:27:43,333
This is impossible.
542
00:27:44,333 --> 00:27:45,583
This can't be happening.
543
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,125
No.
544
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:50,333
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BIRTHDAY BOY!
545
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,750
THE NEXT YEAR...
546
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,291
- It looks nice here.
- Dad! Look at my vision board!
547
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:00,875
Come here, Bunny.
548
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:01,875
What's wrong?
549
00:28:01,958 --> 00:28:04,041
I don't believe what's happening to me.
550
00:28:04,125 --> 00:28:05,416
What's wrong?
551
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,333
- Bunny, come.
- What?
552
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:08,416
That's so cool.
553
00:28:09,541 --> 00:28:11,291
I think I'm under a spell.
554
00:28:12,750 --> 00:28:14,208
- Like voodoo?
- What?
555
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:18,208
- Shall we do a cleanse? Are you okay?
- Don't joke around, please.
556
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:21,708
Yesterday a bartender dressed like
a fairy godmother did something to me.
557
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:22,875
Like a spell.
558
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,708
- What?
- Yeah.
559
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:27,458
I'm reliving what happened yesterday.
Do you get it?
560
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,166
No, you're not making much sense.
561
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,458
Yesterday was Christmas Eve
and today is Christmas Eve.
562
00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:35,750
And it's always your birthday.
Please don't play the martyr this year.
563
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:38,041
I'm not playing the martyr.
I'm being serious.
564
00:28:38,125 --> 00:28:40,166
I have a few pending issues with you.
565
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:45,458
My parents invited you for leftovers.
Even if you never go, you're invited.
566
00:28:45,541 --> 00:28:47,458
See! No leftovers!
567
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:48,791
- Your dad hates me.
- Dad!
568
00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,291
- You know...
- My parents never...
569
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,208
- What? Not right now.
- Dad!
570
00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,041
Please, help me.
571
00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:57,583
No. I already have two kids.
I don't want a third.
572
00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:59,583
As for your birthday, go to therapy.
573
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:03,250
Exactly! Yesterday was my birthday.
Today is my birthday.
574
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,666
And she... he...
575
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:09,791
A fairy godfather cast a spell on me.
576
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:10,916
- Dad?
- What?
577
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,416
- Look.
- Yeah, so cool.
578
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,208
- Very cool.
- Chuy.
579
00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:17,666
Fine. It's the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen.
580
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,916
It's spectacular. It's incredible.
581
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,208
So many colors. It's incredible.
582
00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:24,416
There. What?
583
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:28,166
Fine. I don't feel good.
584
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,916
I'm sorry, kid.
585
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:31,916
I'm sorry, Bunny.
586
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,083
I'm going to the pharmacy
and I'll see you later.
587
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:38,083
Yes, go do that.
Don't forget the presents.
588
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:39,166
Look.
589
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:40,791
I love it.
590
00:29:44,791 --> 00:29:46,541
STAND-UP
DIVA GODMOTHER
591
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:47,916
You!
592
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,458
No, come here! I was looking for you.
593
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,166
I know, dear. Everyone is looking for me.
594
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,333
What did you do to me? Undo this!
595
00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:59,083
Chuy, only you can help yourself.
596
00:29:59,166 --> 00:30:01,125
Undo your spell.
597
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,208
Take it down a notch!
598
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:07,000
All you have to do is enjoy Christmas.
599
00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:11,708
And lose the long face you always have.
600
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:12,833
- What face?
- That one.
601
00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,041
- Which one?
- That one.
602
00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:17,125
Relax your jaw. I want you to smile.
603
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,291
Enjoy.
604
00:30:19,083 --> 00:30:20,125
Try another one. No.
605
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,666
Another one.
606
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,000
No, still long face.
607
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:26,958
- No.
- Now?
608
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,083
- You're not convincing me.
- Enough!
609
00:30:29,166 --> 00:30:30,875
So losing the long face will fix it?
610
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,916
Yes, just like that.
611
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:38,333
Well, and a few small things
you have to do after dinner.
612
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:41,375
- You're kidding, right?
- Not at all.
613
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,458
Look, Chuy.
614
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,625
You have to follow this
615
00:30:45,708 --> 00:30:48,750
to the letter... letter... letter...
616
00:30:48,833 --> 00:30:50,500
Why are you talking like that?
617
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:54,208
Fine. Follow this to the letter.
That's all.
618
00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:55,291
And it's done?
619
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:57,041
- That's it.
- Are you sure?
620
00:30:57,125 --> 00:31:00,125
I'm completely sure that will remove it.
621
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:03,791
Go on, Chuy. Take care.
622
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:09,833
What's up?
623
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,500
Aren't you going to wish me
a happy birthday?
624
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:16,750
Happy birthday, man.
625
00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:22,083
No present?
626
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:26,041
I gave you a watch last year
that you never wore.
627
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,583
Are you okay?
628
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:33,291
I'm living in a nightmare.
629
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:36,125
Drink some Coke.
630
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,166
Some Coke, sure.
631
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:43,125
What do have I to do now?
632
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,708
For now just get rid of the long face.
633
00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:48,750
And we'll see after dinner.
634
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:49,875
Okay.
635
00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:52,166
And don't forget to get your parents.
636
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,250
Choose a lane, you nut!
637
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,500
- Mom, he was fine.
- No, he wasn't.
638
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,666
He was cutting you off.
639
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:03,916
You're a savage. Leave him alone.
640
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:05,416
You've had five accidents.
641
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,083
You've had six, Néstor.
642
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:11,208
I can't stand Roberta.
643
00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:13,375
- She's so rude.
- You raised her.
644
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,458
Really? And where were you?
645
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,916
I was bringing home the bacon.
646
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,791
Come on, Mom. This year it's Roberta.
Last year it was Nuria.
647
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,375
That's not true.
648
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,416
I remember it like it was yesterday.
649
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:27,541
Don't spread lies about me.
650
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,541
Since I can't keep a happy face with you,
651
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,791
someone else will pick you up next time.
652
00:32:33,458 --> 00:32:34,458
Not me anymore.
653
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,333
Watch where you're going, man!
654
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:37,416
Dad!
655
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:43,375
- Auntie! Uncle! Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas!
656
00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:47,750
I didn't bring any Tupperware this time
because you always lose them.
657
00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:49,416
Okay, sure.
658
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,500
Miguel.
659
00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:58,250
- Happy birthday.
- Thanks, Uncle. You remembered.
660
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:02,833
- Happy birthday, my boy.
- Thanks, Auntie.
661
00:33:04,166 --> 00:33:07,166
- Hey!
- Ale and...
662
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,083
This is Pablito.
663
00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:10,041
- Pablito?
- Hello.
664
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,375
Pablito is a pet name.
665
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:14,666
Sure. Thanks. How nice, Pablito.
666
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:16,208
Come in.
667
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,125
- Hold on.
- What?
668
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,458
- Who's that?
- Pablo.
669
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,583
You bring a different guy every Christmas.
670
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,791
And you always have the same long face.
671
00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:25,875
What?
672
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,500
Happy birthday!
673
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,666
Son of a...
674
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,583
Jerk.
675
00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:33,291
- How are you?
- Good, come in.
676
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:35,708
- Happy birthday, brother.
- Come in. Yeah.
677
00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:36,916
- Come in.
- Need help?
678
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,041
No, I'm fine. The cold helps.
679
00:33:47,041 --> 00:33:50,791
- Do you have a lighter?
- You're going to stink up the house.
680
00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:54,541
Since I quit drinking,
I started smoking heavily.
681
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,083
Well, tough.
682
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:59,000
I also gave up drinking...
683
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:00,083
What?
684
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:02,000
...but it didn't give me up.
685
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,083
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
686
00:34:09,125 --> 00:34:11,500
I wish Uncle Miguel
would start drinking again.
687
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,875
He's unbearable since he joined AA.
688
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:16,041
- Don't be like that.
- Let's make him drink.
689
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:17,833
- What?
- I'm joking.
690
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,083
What's going on with you?
691
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:21,750
How's living on the land?
692
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,250
I'm not living there anymore.
693
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,208
Really?
694
00:34:25,291 --> 00:34:26,541
- No.
- That's great.
695
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,416
I'm using it for business.
696
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,291
- What business?
- Paintball.
697
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,333
They don't tell you anything.
698
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,916
You should come by.
I'll give you 50 balls.
699
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,083
I mean you can have them for free.
I won't shoot you.
700
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,166
Sure.
701
00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:44,875
By the way, I need you to sign something.
702
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:49,000
Since you're the legal representative,
I need to do some paperwork.
703
00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:52,708
Aren't there more meaningful things
you could do with the land?
704
00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:54,958
More meaningful for whom?
705
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,541
For you,
706
00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:59,583
or for me?
707
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:02,083
- We're going to start the game.
- Come on.
708
00:35:06,666 --> 00:35:09,333
It's gorgeous, I love it.
709
00:35:09,416 --> 00:35:10,791
- Look.
- What is this?
710
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:11,916
It's for my hair.
711
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,166
- What's this...
- It's a cube to...
712
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,250
A salt shaker?
713
00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:19,083
It's a game.
You make color combinations with it.
714
00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:20,958
- A game? For me?
- I love it, thanks.
715
00:35:21,041 --> 00:35:22,916
A bit generic, but thanks.
716
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,708
You need to.
717
00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,458
- Do you want to trade?
- Yes.
718
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,125
Okay.
719
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,500
Is it hot?
720
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:35,041
What's in it? Can I...
721
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:37,500
- Anyone want more?
- Don't smoke in here, Miguel.
722
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,125
Uncle, no!
723
00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:47,291
- New Year's plans?
- No plans.
724
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,208
Wanna go out or rent something?
725
00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:50,958
- Like what?
- A cabin.
726
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,208
What if there is no tomorrow?
727
00:35:53,291 --> 00:35:54,291
All right, fine.
728
00:35:54,375 --> 00:35:56,125
- Good one.
- Drive safe.
729
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:03,791
First, ask yourself if you got rid
of that long face at dinner.
730
00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:07,625
For real? Or are you just saying that?
731
00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,291
Shut up.
732
00:36:09,375 --> 00:36:10,833
All right.
733
00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:12,500
Go to step two.
734
00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:13,583
Okay.
735
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:19,500
Put the apple salad in a bowl.
736
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:22,291
Mix it with two portions of cod.
737
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:25,791
Add the shrimp,
738
00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:27,500
and then the Cheez Whiz.
739
00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:29,791
Mix it together well.
740
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,458
Smells good, right?
741
00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:36,500
- Now what?
- Go up to the roof.
742
00:36:37,583 --> 00:36:39,875
I want you to put on boxers
743
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:43,791
and wrap yourself
in lights like a Christmas tree.
744
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,333
What? No. Not boxers.
745
00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:46,250
Do it!
746
00:36:46,333 --> 00:36:47,666
No. Not boxers!
747
00:36:47,750 --> 00:36:48,791
What do you mean no?
748
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,416
What did you do? I'm going to freeze!
749
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,416
You look perfect, Chuy.
750
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,375
Now, eat three big spoonfuls
751
00:36:57,458 --> 00:36:59,250
and don't make a long face.
752
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,708
One...
753
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,250
So delicious.
754
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,791
Two...
755
00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:11,500
Enjoy it, Chuy.
756
00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:16,291
And... three.
757
00:37:16,791 --> 00:37:18,416
Big.
758
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:21,291
That's it, Chuy.
759
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,750
Now, I'll tell you a spell
760
00:37:24,833 --> 00:37:28,625
that you have to repeat exactly.
761
00:37:28,708 --> 00:37:30,541
You can't make a mistake.
762
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,250
Ready?
763
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,416
Repeat after me.
764
00:37:38,291 --> 00:37:42,458
Christmas, oh Christmas.
I didn't respect you.
765
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:46,958
Forgive my mistakes and let me go back.
766
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:50,416
Christmas, oh Christmas.
I didn't respect you.
767
00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:52,458
Allow my mistakes...
768
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,666
"Forgive," Chuy!
769
00:37:55,791 --> 00:37:56,791
Okay.
770
00:37:57,208 --> 00:38:00,083
Christmas, oh Christmas,
I didn't respect you.
771
00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,250
Forgive my mistakes...
772
00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:06,916
- And jump in place?
- "Let me go back"! Concentrate!
773
00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:09,708
Okay.
774
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:12,791
Christmas, oh Christmas,
I didn't respect you.
775
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,166
Forgive my mistakes...
776
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,750
Chuy, what are you doing?
777
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:19,041
I'm coming!
778
00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,583
Help me out.
779
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:24,000
Christmas, oh Christmas,
I didn't respect you.
780
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:26,833
Forgive my mistakes and let me go back.
781
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,541
What happened?
782
00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:33,750
Christmas, oh Christmas,
I didn't respect you.
783
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:36,166
Forgive my mistakes and let me go back.
784
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:06,208
Happy birthday to you...
785
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:08,750
THE NEXT ONE...
786
00:39:08,833 --> 00:39:10,000
No, Bobby.
787
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,958
No, Mom! Not on my birthday!
788
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,125
It's not time to open presents yet.
789
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:25,041
- Hey, don't forget to...
- ...get the presents.
790
00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:26,583
No breakfast?
791
00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:32,541
Hey, you!
792
00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:34,916
Why didn't it work?
793
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,708
I endured Christmas.
794
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,916
I did what you said,
795
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
practically without a long face.
796
00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:45,208
- I love you.
- I missed a lot in one year.
797
00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:47,166
You haven't missed anything.
798
00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:50,916
You've been there the whole time
with your long face.
799
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,083
Enough!
800
00:39:53,791 --> 00:39:57,375
- Tell me what I have to do. I'll do it.
- Have you never seen a Christmas movie?
801
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,250
I'm not giving you the answer.
It's not that easy.
802
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:04,000
You have to live and experience Christmas.
803
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:05,708
Savor the crumbs.
804
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:13,708
Say thank you, dear.
805
00:40:18,916 --> 00:40:20,916
Stop right there, Bunny.
806
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,000
Turn off the stove.
807
00:40:22,041 --> 00:40:24,666
I just ordered a feast.
808
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,833
Pizzas from Lucca. Chow mein from Mr. Lee.
809
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,458
Sandwiches from Mrs. Clemen.
Tacos from Tocayo.
810
00:40:30,541 --> 00:40:32,291
I... didn't order dessert.
811
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,583
Because you make the best churros
and I want to savor all the crumbs.
812
00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:39,125
What about your mom's Cheez Whiz?
She'll feel horrible.
813
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:41,708
Bunny, we need to, well,
814
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,791
to enjoy the crumbs of life.
815
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,708
It'll be delicious.
816
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,333
No, dear.
817
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:50,000
We can't. It's too expensive.
818
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,833
Try to understand, dear.
819
00:40:52,375 --> 00:40:54,458
This is the only way
to get rid of the spell.
820
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:57,833
While you're stuck with that spell,
life goes on.
821
00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:01,583
Your son is upstairs.
He wants to skip Christmas.
822
00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:04,416
He says if you can, so can he. Fix it.
823
00:41:04,500 --> 00:41:05,500
Okay.
824
00:41:06,083 --> 00:41:07,083
I'll fix it.
825
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:09,458
Who is it?
826
00:41:09,541 --> 00:41:11,625
Why don't you want to come downstairs?
827
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:13,791
I don't know.
828
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,125
What do you mean?
829
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:21,208
I want to be alone.
830
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:22,750
Is that alright?
831
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,708
Yes, of course it is.
832
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:27,708
But it's Christmas
and a lot of people are coming over.
833
00:41:27,791 --> 00:41:31,291
But you always leave.
This time I want to go with you.
834
00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:35,041
The thing is,
I'm under a spell and you're not.
835
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:38,041
The whole family will be here
and it will be fun.
836
00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:41,583
- You should enjoy life's crumbs.
- Shouldn't you be with the family?
837
00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:45,625
I have to go.
838
00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:47,416
Come downstairs?
839
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:49,958
Okay, good talk.
840
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:54,791
- Dad.
- What?
841
00:41:56,083 --> 00:41:57,708
Nothing. Forget it.
842
00:41:58,208 --> 00:41:59,958
Are you coming downstairs?
843
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:08,666
Come in, over here.
844
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:11,625
Check this out. Italian food di la nonna.
845
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,166
Pizza di Salvatore.
846
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:15,916
N ho ma. Chinese food.
Say hi to Mr. Lee.
847
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,875
Look at the chicken breasts
from Mrs. Clemen. Delicious!
848
00:42:18,958 --> 00:42:21,083
Jacal's tacos! Yes!
849
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:24,083
Now we're ready for Christmas!
850
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,791
Feliz Navidad
851
00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,125
Prospero año y felicidad
852
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,500
Merry Christmas.
853
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,000
- Thanks.
- Merry Christmas.
854
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,291
- Thank you.
- Merry Christmas.
855
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:38,041
- Merry Christmas.
- Bye.
856
00:42:38,125 --> 00:42:40,791
- And Merry Christmas.
- All the best.
857
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,875
Merry Christmas!
858
00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:45,000
Hi, son. Help your dad with that.
859
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:47,666
Your sister is an awful driver.
860
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:49,958
I heard you, you're worse.
861
00:42:50,541 --> 00:42:53,208
You need to heat up the cheese.
I like it very melted.
862
00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:55,916
No, Dad. That's petroleum. It's all toxic.
863
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,250
What's all this food?
864
00:42:57,875 --> 00:43:00,041
I ordered takeout
so you wouldn't have to cook.
865
00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:04,000
But I want to cook for you.
866
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,625
I know.
867
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:08,500
But now we can enjoy
all the crumbs of Christmas.
868
00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:10,041
What's with all this food?
869
00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:11,875
I was just telling Mom.
870
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:13,083
And the turkey?
871
00:43:13,166 --> 00:43:16,000
- What turkey?
- Your mom baked a turkey for six hours.
872
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,250
That's good because I didn't order turkey.
873
00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:21,583
The others are here. I'll be back.
874
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,750
Can we open the presents?
875
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:28,583
All right.
876
00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:32,333
Tupperware!
877
00:43:32,416 --> 00:43:34,208
That's so great.
878
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,000
All good, Uncle?
879
00:43:37,416 --> 00:43:38,666
Sure, my boy.
880
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:43,166
It's nice to have a drink in peace.
881
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:44,625
To really enjoy the drink.
882
00:43:44,708 --> 00:43:45,708
Right?
883
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,416
I gave up drinking.
884
00:43:48,875 --> 00:43:50,583
But it didn't give me up!
885
00:43:50,666 --> 00:43:52,541
What a good joke, brother.
886
00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:54,500
Open your present.
887
00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:55,666
Let's see.
888
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:56,875
Wow!
889
00:43:56,958 --> 00:43:58,916
A paintball gun!
890
00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:01,208
A joke book.
891
00:44:02,333 --> 00:44:05,541
The paintball gun
is for all those battles on our land.
892
00:44:06,791 --> 00:44:09,750
What?
There's no more paintball on the property.
893
00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:12,166
Really?
894
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,416
No, I started construction.
895
00:44:15,750 --> 00:44:16,750
What?
896
00:44:17,083 --> 00:44:20,291
Right now it's just a prefabricated room,
897
00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:23,041
but I'm planning the house.
Bobby is helping me.
898
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:26,125
Are you okay? You look a little pale.
899
00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:30,000
No, don't worry.
900
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,083
Well, this year...
901
00:44:34,666 --> 00:44:38,083
I don't want that.
I want turkey with Cheez Whiz.
902
00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:41,625
- Did you get some sauce?
- Eat up or no gifts.
903
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,791
Why don't you have some turkey?
904
00:44:46,875 --> 00:44:47,875
Cheers!
905
00:44:49,291 --> 00:44:52,458
Cheers! Merry Christmas!
906
00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:09,166
Happy birthday to you...
907
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:12,041
- Where are you going?
- Get lost.
908
00:45:12,125 --> 00:45:13,208
ANOTHER YEAR...
909
00:45:13,291 --> 00:45:14,541
What's wrong with him?
910
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:35,000
No.
911
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,250
FOR LEASE
912
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,291
No way.
913
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:06,458
Everyone is invited to Mass!
914
00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:08,250
It will be great!
915
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,500
Mass is starting!
916
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:13,250
Diva Godmother?
917
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,666
Everyone come to Mass!
918
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:17,041
Hurry!
919
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:20,625
- Why are you dressed like a priest?
- I'm spreading the word of God.
920
00:46:20,708 --> 00:46:22,208
Tell me some gossip.
921
00:46:22,291 --> 00:46:24,458
I mean tell me your sins. Come.
922
00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:26,875
Everyone, hurry to Mass!
923
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,125
Take this spell off of me already.
924
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:32,000
Tell me your sins.
925
00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,083
Well, Father.
926
00:46:33,833 --> 00:46:37,750
A few days ago,
I told my family that they were moochers
927
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,458
and jerks for taking advantage of me.
928
00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:41,708
I felt overwhelmed.
929
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:43,250
I know.
930
00:46:43,333 --> 00:46:46,208
We say things we don't mean
when we're angry.
931
00:46:46,791 --> 00:46:50,208
But never forget
about forgiveness and compassion.
932
00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:51,958
- Father.
- My son.
933
00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:54,625
Don't give me that.
You're not even a priest.
934
00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:56,833
- Pretend I am.
- Fine.
935
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:59,500
Explain why Christmas,
936
00:47:00,166 --> 00:47:02,166
the birth of Jesus,
937
00:47:02,250 --> 00:47:04,958
has become a celebration of Santa Claus?
938
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:08,208
Don't you know
the story of Saint Nicholas?
939
00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:10,250
- No?
- About Papa Noël?
940
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:12,791
- Santa Claus?
- I said no.
941
00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,291
Well, Saint Nicholas
942
00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:19,166
was born in a small town,
in the third or fourth century.
943
00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:21,500
His parents raised him
944
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:24,500
to be the best Christian ever.
945
00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:27,291
We're talking about a kid
with a lot of money.
946
00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:30,958
But just like Batman, his parents died.
947
00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:33,541
And he was left alone in the world.
948
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:36,416
Unlike Batman,
he didn't want to fight crime.
949
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:41,583
He dedicated himself
to giving away his inheritance to the poor
950
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,541
and to serving God in that way.
951
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,500
Wow.
952
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,916
That's the story of Santa Claus.
953
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,875
A very good man.
954
00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:55,166
So if I act like Santa Claus,
955
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,166
you'll undo the spell.
956
00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:58,708
Yes, but do it right.
957
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:00,791
Sure. I'll try my best.
958
00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:03,625
- Thanks, Father.
- Go on, child.
959
00:48:03,708 --> 00:48:04,708
Yes.
960
00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:06,958
That child.
961
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,458
Kids!
962
00:48:11,541 --> 00:48:13,000
Christmas is here!
963
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:22,875
Jingle bells!
964
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:23,791
Okay.
965
00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:25,833
- Stuffies!
- Stuffies!
966
00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:27,375
Give me Santa.
967
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:29,541
- Put him on the piano.
- Okay.
968
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:32,666
- What do you think?
- This is Christmas.
969
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:33,750
What else do you want?
970
00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:36,458
You can yell and pout all you want.
971
00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:38,916
- You're not going to Acapulco.
- What's wrong?
972
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,625
She failed three classes
and still wants to go to Acapulco.
973
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:44,250
It's happened to all of us.
974
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:47,666
No. I was never about to be expelled
for cheating on a test.
975
00:48:47,750 --> 00:48:49,333
What? Expelled?
976
00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:51,041
We won't know until January.
977
00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:53,416
January? No! Come here.
978
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:54,500
This is important.
979
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,708
Family circle.
980
00:48:57,291 --> 00:49:00,208
It's Christmas. And look at us.
981
00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:03,041
We're yelling at each other,
we're arguing.
982
00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:08,375
Christmas is about being friends,
not enemies.
983
00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,541
And I want to apologize
984
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,125
for not being your friend.
985
00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:18,291
It feels so good to apologize.
986
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:21,500
- Who's next?
- What's this?
987
00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:24,333
- I refuse to participate.
- Girl, come back here.
988
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,458
Don't break the circle. This is important.
989
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:29,958
I need to be Saint Nicholas this Christmas
or else I won't break the spell.
990
00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:32,625
There it is, the damn spell.
991
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,791
You say it every year. It's not funny.
992
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,416
I'm not joking, I'm serious.
993
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,583
It's just an excuse
for you to get your way.
994
00:49:38,666 --> 00:49:40,416
- You don't believe me?
- In the spell?
995
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,083
- You don't believe me?
- Every year?
996
00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:44,083
- You don't believe me?
- No.
997
00:49:44,166 --> 00:49:45,166
You don't believe me.
998
00:49:45,208 --> 00:49:46,291
You know what?
999
00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:48,250
I'm going out.
1000
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:51,541
To share with my fellow man,
like Santa Claus.
1001
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:54,375
That's what you do on Christmas.
It's the Christmas spirit.
1002
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,458
- Who's coming with me?
- No one.
1003
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,708
Really?
1004
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,375
That's it.
1005
00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:27,875
Hello! My name is Tito.
1006
00:50:27,958 --> 00:50:29,833
Good evening and Merry Christmas.
1007
00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:31,250
Can I take your order?
1008
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:34,875
Yes, Tito. Can you give me
20 Christmas combos, please?
1009
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:41,625
Do you want the combo
for 49, 59, or 69 pesos?
1010
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:42,708
Forty-nine pesos.
1011
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:46,666
That's 980 pesos, please.
1012
00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:50,125
Do you want to round up to 1,000 pesos
and donate to the House of Joy?
1013
00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:51,708
No.
1014
00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:53,125
I can't hear you.
1015
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:54,625
I said no!
1016
00:50:54,708 --> 00:50:56,041
Hello?
1017
00:50:56,125 --> 00:50:58,000
No! I already said no!
1018
00:50:58,708 --> 00:51:00,500
Yes? Hello?
1019
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,208
Okay, sure.
1020
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:03,500
Thank you very much.
1021
00:51:04,541 --> 00:51:07,625
The children with disabilities
greatly appreciate it.
1022
00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,625
Hello. How are you?
1023
00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:15,208
Thank you for your donation.
1024
00:51:15,875 --> 00:51:17,000
Here you go.
1025
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,583
I've received your money.
1026
00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:22,583
Now I'll get you your Christmas combos.
1027
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:25,791
Here you go. Thank you for your donation.
1028
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:30,375
It will help children suffering
from extreme hunger.
1029
00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:35,041
They haven't eaten for days.
1030
00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:39,416
Your donation will buy
a lot of food for them.
1031
00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:43,000
Thank you very much and Merry Christmas.
1032
00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:45,291
That's all 20, right?
1033
00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:48,458
Okay.
1034
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,916
CHILDREN'S SHELTER
1035
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:14,916
Nun!
1036
00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,250
I'm coming.
1037
00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:21,125
Good evening.
1038
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:25,166
I brought you these hamburgers
to share with the kids for Christmas. Bye.
1039
00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:42,916
Happy birthday to you...
1040
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,458
THREE YEARS LATER...
1041
00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:50,791
Where are you going?
1042
00:52:51,208 --> 00:52:52,208
I'm...
1043
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:54,583
I'm going to break this spell.
1044
00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:57,291
Hold on, I have to talk to you.
1045
00:52:57,958 --> 00:53:00,958
It's confirmed.
Braulio is investing in my business.
1046
00:53:01,041 --> 00:53:02,791
I need to open a bank account.
1047
00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:04,666
- Hold on, who?
- Braulio.
1048
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,500
Who's Braulio?
1049
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:08,666
Braulio de León, my angel investor.
1050
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:11,958
Yes, right. Braulio.
1051
00:53:12,041 --> 00:53:14,083
- Paola really caught me off guard.
- Why?
1052
00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:15,708
Maybe I should turn it down
1053
00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:19,041
to spend more time with her
to make sure she's on the right track.
1054
00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:20,250
What should I do?
1055
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,250
Paula's getting expelled?
1056
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:23,833
- What?
- Yes, she was expelled.
1057
00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:26,541
And she's hanging out
with two girls I don't like.
1058
00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:29,833
See? I told you a million times.
1059
00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:33,083
Being an entrepreneur and a mom don't mix.
1060
00:53:33,166 --> 00:53:34,375
- Really?
- No.
1061
00:53:34,458 --> 00:53:36,583
Well, help me make a decision.
1062
00:53:36,666 --> 00:53:38,041
That's what I'm doing.
1063
00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:40,333
I want to help you decide.
1064
00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:42,750
But there's no way I can
while I'm under this spell.
1065
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:51,833
Popsicle, sir?
1066
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:55,625
Popsicle?
1067
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:12,916
You levitate now?
1068
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,750
Haven't you ever read
The Monk Who Sold His Ferrari?
1069
00:54:15,833 --> 00:54:18,125
Great book! I'm obsessed with it.
1070
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,666
I don't read cheap philosophy.
1071
00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:21,833
I'm in my Buddhist phase. Leave me alone.
1072
00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:26,583
Really? Well, I'm in my
"take this spell off me" phase.
1073
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:29,083
The Buddha wants you to understand
1074
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,666
that the spell is likely your karma.
1075
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,208
Karma? No, hold on.
1076
00:54:36,291 --> 00:54:38,458
I've done everything you asked me to.
1077
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:41,708
Tell me what Christmas wants from me,
then we can talk about karma.
1078
00:54:41,791 --> 00:54:44,625
Christmas wants exactly what Buddha wants.
1079
00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:50,625
They want you to give.
Even if you don't have a lot to give.
1080
00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:54,625
Giving more or giving less.
Giving is giving.
1081
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:58,625
- Giving is giving.
- Giving is giving.
1082
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:00,375
Giving is giving.
1083
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:04,083
Of course. Like the song by Fito Páez.
1084
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,875
I didn't know Fito was a Buddhist.
1085
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,375
Yes.
1086
00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:10,625
My best pupil.
1087
00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:12,791
Sit down, we can keep talking.
1088
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:17,833
Giving is giving
1089
00:55:19,000 --> 00:55:22,125
Not being attached
To what you might get back
1090
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:27,041
Giving is giving
1091
00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,541
Not telling anyone
If they should stay or go
1092
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,875
When the world asks you
Why, why, why...
1093
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,083
- Auntie!
- Majo.
1094
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,125
- What?
- It's your turn.
1095
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:40,375
No, I'll lose the yarn.
1096
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,208
I say to them, giving is giving
1097
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,541
For jinxing me.
1098
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:47,750
Giving is giving...
1099
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:51,166
- Chuy.
- I'm not playing.
1100
00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:53,958
Stop begging for attention.
Take a present.
1101
00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:57,500
I don't need a present,
I'm like Buddha, I give.
1102
00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:01,333
Giving is giving...
1103
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:13,000
Happy birthday to you...
1104
00:56:14,791 --> 00:56:18,333
NEXT CHRISTMAS EVE...
1105
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:19,833
Why are you praying, son?
1106
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:23,208
Since when are you religious?
1107
00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,958
I started praying
so they'll stop beating me up at school.
1108
00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:29,500
What? Are you still being bullied?
1109
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:33,416
- At the new school too?
- What new school?
1110
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:37,458
I've been asking you to transfer me
for a year now.
1111
00:56:55,041 --> 00:56:56,041
Diva Godmother?
1112
00:56:58,458 --> 00:56:59,583
You're a rabbi now?
1113
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:03,625
I had a Jewish boyfriend,
and we couldn't date unless I converted.
1114
00:57:03,708 --> 00:57:05,791
You're not Jewish.
What are you doing here?
1115
00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:08,958
At this point,
I'll take advice from anyone.
1116
00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:10,291
You're lost, right?
1117
00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:12,250
Yes, I'm lost in your Christmas.
1118
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:14,208
- In my Christmas?
- Yes, in your Christmas.
1119
00:57:14,291 --> 00:57:17,208
Blaming others won't fix anything.
1120
00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:19,833
What should I do? I'm lost.
1121
00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:22,208
We've done karma, we've done Santa Claus.
1122
00:57:22,291 --> 00:57:24,166
I need answers. What should I do?
1123
00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:27,708
When we Jews need answers,
1124
00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:29,291
we turn to the Bible.
1125
00:57:29,916 --> 00:57:30,958
Pray.
1126
00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:33,250
When we want to talk to God, we pray.
1127
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:35,291
When we want to thank him, we pray.
1128
00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:38,041
- Pray, Chuy.
- Right. Yeah.
1129
00:57:38,541 --> 00:57:39,541
Pray.
1130
00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:43,041
- So I need to bless the food?
- If you want.
1131
00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:46,541
Do I have to walk to church on my knees?
1132
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,500
That's not a Jewish tradition,
but you can if you want.
1133
00:58:02,125 --> 00:58:05,458
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
1134
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:07,625
Blessed art thou among women,
1135
00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:10,250
and blessed
is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
1136
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,666
Holy Mary,
Mother of God, pray for us sinners,
1137
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,583
now and in the hour of our death. Amen.
1138
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:19,916
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
1139
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,541
Blessed art thou among women,
1140
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,958
and blessed
is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
1141
00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,958
Holy Mary,
Mother of God, pray for us sinners...
1142
00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:37,708
Happy birthday to you...
1143
00:58:37,791 --> 00:58:40,041
No.
1144
00:58:41,625 --> 00:58:43,750
ANOTHER YEAR...
1145
00:58:43,833 --> 00:58:46,250
Stop this nightmare already.
1146
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,833
- My dear.
- Yeah?
1147
00:58:51,916 --> 00:58:52,916
The presents.
1148
00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:56,416
Yes, I'm on my way to the mall
to have all my money stolen. Bye.
1149
00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:59,916
- Bye.
- Hold on, I want to talk to you.
1150
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,916
- Chuy, wait.
- What?
1151
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,333
Your brother called.
He's bringing two girls.
1152
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,375
Not one, two.
1153
00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:08,916
Where's that tacky thing?
1154
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:14,291
I haven't put it up for years.
You said it was gringo nonsense.
1155
00:59:15,708 --> 00:59:17,958
I know it's your birthday
and it's Christmas.
1156
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:20,000
Don't be bitter this year.
1157
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:21,125
We all love you.
1158
00:59:21,750 --> 00:59:23,583
- Okay. Bye.
- Cheer up.
1159
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,416
Welcome!
What do you want to become an iMaster in?
1160
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:51,250
Conrado?
1161
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:53,833
Mr. Cienfuegos is in his office.
How can I help you?
1162
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:56,041
No. He's right behind you.
1163
00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,166
Thank you, Miriam. I'll help him.
1164
00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,250
Thanks, Miriam.
1165
01:00:00,666 --> 01:00:04,083
Steve Jobs would be super proud of you.
1166
01:00:04,166 --> 01:00:06,083
Thank you for saying that.
1167
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,625
I never imagined seeing you here.
1168
01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:11,041
I'm sorry about how things ended.
1169
01:00:11,125 --> 01:00:13,416
Yeah, what a shame about Legends.
1170
01:00:13,916 --> 01:00:15,458
I was sad when I found out.
1171
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,500
It was a hard blow.
1172
01:00:17,583 --> 01:00:22,958
I still think that business
has opportunities in the digital world.
1173
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:24,666
No way.
1174
01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,708
Legends is history. "Digital."
1175
01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:32,125
You should take one of my classes.
1176
01:00:32,208 --> 01:00:34,083
You could become an iMaster.
1177
01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:35,000
What?
1178
01:00:35,083 --> 01:00:36,166
No, Conrado.
1179
01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:39,291
I'm too old to be an iMaster.
1180
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:42,208
I'll either come up with a new business
1181
01:00:42,291 --> 01:00:44,333
or wait to see how Daniela's goes.
1182
01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:48,583
Braulio de León
is her angel investor, right?
1183
01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:52,000
- I think so.
- He's a god.
1184
01:00:52,541 --> 01:00:54,041
He invested in all of this.
1185
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,750
We're opening our fourth store.
1186
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:57,916
Wow. What a dog!
1187
01:00:58,916 --> 01:01:00,291
More like, what a lion.
1188
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,500
Hey.
1189
01:01:05,750 --> 01:01:08,166
What if I asked you to be my associate?
1190
01:01:08,250 --> 01:01:09,375
Really?
1191
01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:11,500
You'd do that for me?
1192
01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:13,916
In the spirit of Christmas.
1193
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:16,083
Conrado.
1194
01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:18,416
That would be incredible.
1195
01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,333
Thanks.
1196
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:25,583
And if you work really hard,
1197
01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:28,791
you could be the Associate of the Month.
1198
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,500
ASSOCIATE OF THE MONTH
SARAÍ M
1199
01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:32,291
It was nice seeing you.
1200
01:01:32,375 --> 01:01:36,666
Don't forget to call Miriam
for an interview.
1201
01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:40,125
By the way,
1202
01:01:41,000 --> 01:01:42,041
happy birthday.
1203
01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:57,000
Happy birthday to you...
1204
01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:58,125
ONE MORE...
1205
01:01:58,208 --> 01:02:00,583
Get me out of here!
1206
01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:05,291
No. What's this about being a pescatarian?
1207
01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,833
No way. Eat that.
1208
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,833
- But Mom...
- Hey, don't forget the...
1209
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:11,041
Yes, the presents.
1210
01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,541
- Look, Dad.
- What's up, dear?
1211
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:38,625
I bought a new sweater.
1212
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:40,458
- That's nice.
- Right?
1213
01:02:40,541 --> 01:02:42,291
I need to change too.
1214
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:44,750
- Wait, let me get the tag.
- No, Dad.
1215
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:47,291
- Why'd you take off the tag?
- What?
1216
01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:49,958
- Why do you need the tag?
- To return it.
1217
01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:51,401
Return it? I thought you liked it.
1218
01:02:51,458 --> 01:02:55,958
I want the money back,
or to exchange it for something else.
1219
01:02:56,791 --> 01:02:57,791
Why?
1220
01:02:58,208 --> 01:02:59,708
That's how it works, Dad.
1221
01:02:59,791 --> 01:03:00,875
What works?
1222
01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:05,833
Everyone does it. You give back the item
with the tag and you get your money back.
1223
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,875
If someone's going to pay,
better them than me. Right?
1224
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,708
Auntie! Uncle! Merry Christmas!
1225
01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:27,833
Brother! Come in.
1226
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:29,625
Happy birthday.
1227
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:33,291
- Mom! Dad! Merry Christmas!
- Happy birthday, son.
1228
01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:36,041
Little sister, you look great.
1229
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:38,083
Merry Christmas.
1230
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,541
Happy birthday.
1231
01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:28,625
It's just you this time?
1232
01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:31,041
They got tired of your long face, Chuy.
1233
01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:34,500
Happy birthday.
1234
01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:36,458
AND ANOTHER ONE...
1235
01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:43,875
What's wrong, son?
1236
01:04:44,541 --> 01:04:45,625
Guys at school again.
1237
01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:50,125
What has to happen
for me to change schools?
1238
01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:56,000
I know what you need. Come.
1239
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,041
Change your clothes. Come with me.
1240
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:04,708
I hate all this
ever since I got hurt in karate.
1241
01:05:04,791 --> 01:05:06,500
Take it easy.
1242
01:05:06,583 --> 01:05:09,583
I'm going to introduce you
to the champion. What's up, man?
1243
01:05:11,125 --> 01:05:12,916
- What's up, Chuy?
- How are you, champ?
1244
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:14,958
- Very well, and you?
- A bit concerned.
1245
01:05:15,041 --> 01:05:17,583
Why's that? Hold on, I'm coming over.
1246
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:18,666
All right.
1247
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:21,750
- Hey, Chuy.
- What's up, champ?
1248
01:05:22,333 --> 01:05:24,375
My son is being bullied.
1249
01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,791
- What? That's not possible.
- Right?
1250
01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:29,041
I'll teach you some good moves.
1251
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,500
Raise your hands, like this.
1252
01:05:32,125 --> 01:05:33,583
Move the waist, raise the fists.
1253
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:41,500
- Listen to him. Raise your fists.
- Raise them.
1254
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:42,708
Teach him, champ.
1255
01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:45,166
- This is for self-defense.
- Is this what you want?
1256
01:05:45,250 --> 01:05:46,666
For me to fight everyone?
1257
01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:48,458
No, son.
1258
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:52,916
I just want you to learn
to defend yourself.
1259
01:05:54,458 --> 01:05:56,833
- Dad, this is a waste of time.
- What?
1260
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:57,916
Why?
1261
01:05:59,041 --> 01:06:00,041
You don't understand.
1262
01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:01,583
What?
1263
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:04,000
You look at me but you don't see.
1264
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:06,958
What am I not seeing?
1265
01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:08,375
Óscar!
1266
01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:11,625
Easy, Chuy.
Not everything can be fixed with fighting.
1267
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:35,500
DECEMBER 24,
CHRISTMAS EVE
1268
01:06:48,041 --> 01:06:49,166
Good morning.
1269
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,916
- Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday.
1270
01:06:53,416 --> 01:06:54,791
No cake today?
1271
01:06:58,250 --> 01:06:59,458
What are you doing, Bunny?
1272
01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:01,916
I'm just paying taxes.
1273
01:07:03,791 --> 01:07:04,791
Where's Óscar?
1274
01:07:05,541 --> 01:07:07,666
What will it be this year, Dad?
1275
01:07:07,750 --> 01:07:10,625
- Are we going to church on our knees?
- What's with you?
1276
01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:11,541
What?
1277
01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:13,541
Since when did you become so cynical?
1278
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:15,750
Who do you think I take after?
1279
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:17,291
Hold on, wait!
1280
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,416
- What's wrong with you?
- What do you mean?
1281
01:07:19,916 --> 01:07:22,833
- You didn't use to be like this.
- How was I?
1282
01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:24,958
I don't know, different.
1283
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,416
- I see.
- Yes, different.
1284
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,958
You were a sweet girl.
1285
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:30,583
Now you're bitter.
1286
01:07:30,666 --> 01:07:33,583
- Oh well, that's life.
- No, that's not life.
1287
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:35,958
You know what?
1288
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,583
This ends today.
1289
01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:39,625
Hold on.
1290
01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:42,750
Chuy! Jesús!
1291
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:45,416
- What?
- You're leaving again?
1292
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:48,041
I'm sorry, but this has gone on too long.
1293
01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,791
Yes, you're right. It's been too long.
1294
01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:45,708
Hey!
1295
01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:49,333
Don't sit on the presents.
They're papier-mâché. They'll break.
1296
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:50,750
What are you doing here?
1297
01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:53,125
What kind of fairy are you?
1298
01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:56,166
I'm the kind that appears
when you need them the most.
1299
01:08:56,250 --> 01:09:00,500
I need you as much
as I need another Christmas.
1300
01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:02,916
You need me to break the spell, Chuy.
1301
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,291
Well, then do it.
1302
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:07,541
You know what gets me the most?
1303
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:09,541
I've told you what you need to do,
1304
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:12,125
and you do everything except that.
1305
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:15,625
What are you talking about?
I did exactly what you asked me
1306
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:17,416
in all of your disguises.
1307
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:19,916
First, they're not disguises.
1308
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,000
This is how I dress.
1309
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:23,166
What did I do to you?
1310
01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:26,208
You did nothing to me,
but what about your family?
1311
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,208
You stole my family from me!
1312
01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:30,333
What would I need them for?
1313
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:33,583
I can't imagine them working for me
as assistant elves.
1314
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:36,750
No, Chuy. You pushed them away yourself
before the spell.
1315
01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:42,000
The spell was just to help you see
what would happen if you didn't change.
1316
01:09:42,083 --> 01:09:44,791
You've spent the past Christmas Eves
1317
01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:47,666
trying to undo the spell
instead of trying to change.
1318
01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:49,291
Haven't I changed?
1319
01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:51,666
Pretend this is a university,
1320
01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:54,083
and the teacher asks you
1321
01:09:54,166 --> 01:09:56,125
what grade you think you deserve.
1322
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:58,208
What would you give yourself? 100%?
1323
01:09:58,291 --> 01:09:59,666
Maybe not 100%...
1324
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:00,750
90%?
1325
01:10:02,166 --> 01:10:03,625
Well...
1326
01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:05,000
80%?
1327
01:10:05,083 --> 01:10:06,333
All right, 80%.
1328
01:10:06,416 --> 01:10:09,750
Come on! 80%?
1329
01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:11,166
Yes! I'd say so.
1330
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,208
Since I'm the teacher, I'd give you 50%.
1331
01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:15,708
You'd flunk me?
1332
01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:19,541
Yes! You are the worst student I've had
in my whole life.
1333
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:20,916
No, hold on.
1334
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,541
50% and 80%,
1335
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:24,625
that's 130.
1336
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:26,708
Divided by two, that's 65%.
1337
01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:29,000
I pass! Barely, but I pass.
1338
01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:34,166
Fine. Your logic works,
but you didn't learn anything.
1339
01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:36,083
What? I did learn something.
1340
01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:38,208
Please get me out of here.
1341
01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:39,125
Okay.
1342
01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:41,041
You'll stop reliving Christmas.
1343
01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:43,416
But you're not going to like it.
1344
01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:46,791
Are you removing the spell,
1345
01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:48,833
or are you messing with me?
1346
01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:50,416
Are you ready?
1347
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:55,125
Value your family in the present
1348
01:10:55,208 --> 01:10:57,500
and in the future that awaits.
1349
01:10:57,583 --> 01:10:59,666
Put yourself in other people's shoes.
1350
01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:01,541
Okay.
1351
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,708
Christmas, oh Christmas,
1352
01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:06,291
white Christmas.
1353
01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:10,750
A day of happiness and joy.
1354
01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:14,375
I will also sing on Christmas.
1355
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:16,958
Are you singing?
1356
01:11:17,041 --> 01:11:18,416
Be quiet.
1357
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:21,708
North, south, east, west.
1358
01:11:21,791 --> 01:11:23,708
Time's up.
1359
01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:26,625
Abracadabra and...
1360
01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:45,000
Thanks, Diva Godmother.
1361
01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:47,000
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS EVE ANYMORE...
1362
01:11:47,083 --> 01:11:48,583
Neighbors! Long live love!
1363
01:11:48,666 --> 01:11:50,833
- Good afternoon.
- Merry Christmas.
1364
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:51,916
Where's my car?
1365
01:11:53,083 --> 01:11:54,958
Right, the leftovers dinner.
1366
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,500
Taxi!
1367
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,916
Thanks, Saúl.
1368
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,416
Take care! Merry Christmas!
1369
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,708
Merry Christmas, neighbor!
1370
01:12:05,791 --> 01:12:06,791
Neighbor.
1371
01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:10,666
Merry Christmas. Life's short, enjoy it!
1372
01:12:11,250 --> 01:12:12,541
Merry Christmas!
1373
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,666
Merry Christmas!
1374
01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:25,000
Arturo, how nice!
1375
01:12:25,083 --> 01:12:27,291
What are you doing here, Jesús?
1376
01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:29,041
- What do you mean?
- Daniela!
1377
01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:30,125
I'm here for dinner.
1378
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,166
Daniela!
1379
01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:33,708
What is it?
1380
01:12:33,791 --> 01:12:34,625
What?
1381
01:12:34,708 --> 01:12:35,708
Sweetie.
1382
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:37,583
I broke the spell.
1383
01:12:37,666 --> 01:12:38,833
Come, let's celebrate.
1384
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:40,958
No, Chuy. We have to talk.
1385
01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:42,541
Okay.
1386
01:12:44,083 --> 01:12:45,125
I talked to a lawyer.
1387
01:12:46,958 --> 01:12:48,000
What?
1388
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,708
I made up my mind. I want a divorce.
1389
01:12:52,208 --> 01:12:53,833
What do you mean, a divorce?
1390
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,333
I mean...
1391
01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:58,041
Just like that? Overnight?
1392
01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:00,250
It's not overnight, Jesús.
1393
01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:01,958
I tried everything.
1394
01:13:02,041 --> 01:13:04,625
I wanted this to work out, but it didn't.
1395
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:07,916
But I'm here now.
1396
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,541
You were focused on what you didn't have
1397
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,041
instead of what you had.
1398
01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:14,791
You lost everything.
1399
01:13:29,375 --> 01:13:30,375
It's over.
1400
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:38,125
What do you mean, it's over?
1401
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,000
But...
1402
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:46,500
Daniela!
1403
01:14:26,333 --> 01:14:29,958
Not like this, Diva Godmother.
1404
01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:53,166
- Who is it?
- Chuy, Dad!
1405
01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:57,208
- Son!
- Dad.
1406
01:15:00,625 --> 01:15:01,791
What a surprise!
1407
01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:03,375
Yeah.
1408
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,333
Leftovers got cancelled,
1409
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,375
so I decided to visit
my two favorite people.
1410
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:12,625
Two?
1411
01:15:14,083 --> 01:15:15,666
- What?
- Come in.
1412
01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:31,541
You were right.
1413
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:35,083
This really was your last year.
1414
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:40,041
My last words were
that I didn't like her cheese sauce.
1415
01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:42,583
No, that wasn't all.
1416
01:15:43,166 --> 01:15:45,500
You said a lot more.
1417
01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:48,083
Yes, but...
1418
01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,958
Why are you so sentimental right now?
1419
01:15:54,833 --> 01:15:56,666
It's been more than ten months.
1420
01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,291
Yeah, but
1421
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,375
this is our first Christmas without her.
1422
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:14,000
It's as if she dies
a few times throughout the year.
1423
01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:16,666
That's true.
1424
01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:20,375
I feel the same way.
1425
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,291
Every day.
1426
01:16:45,041 --> 01:16:46,041
Wow.
1427
01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:50,666
They love selling the idea
of a happy family.
1428
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:52,750
There's no such thing.
1429
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:55,166
Only because you're so bitter.
1430
01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:58,500
You're always fighting with your siblings.
1431
01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:01,416
Don't even mention my brother.
1432
01:17:02,416 --> 01:17:05,291
You and Mom raised a real bum.
1433
01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:07,416
No, we didn't.
1434
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,500
Yes, you did.
1435
01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:12,625
I never understood
why you gave him the land.
1436
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:18,791
Assets are there to help in times of need.
1437
01:17:19,916 --> 01:17:23,291
Don't you get
that your brother was completely broke?
1438
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,083
I couldn't leave him on the street.
1439
01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:27,583
The land was for whoever needed it.
1440
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,583
He was in a bad situation.
1441
01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:34,333
I'm not his boss, I'm his dad.
1442
01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:36,833
I also needed a dad.
1443
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:41,166
Remember all the times
you forgot my birthday.
1444
01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:43,583
What? Why that face?
1445
01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:45,750
Remember when I was six?
1446
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:48,958
That day you all forgot my birthday.
1447
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:52,458
The whole day went by
and no one remembered.
1448
01:17:52,541 --> 01:17:55,166
And of course, when I cried at dinner,
1449
01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:56,833
you all suddenly remembered.
1450
01:17:57,333 --> 01:18:01,416
As a consolation,
you gave me this old watch.
1451
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:03,041
I don't even like it.
1452
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,541
You love playing the victim.
1453
01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:09,166
If that is your problem, you're blessed.
1454
01:18:10,708 --> 01:18:13,625
And if you don't like the watch,
don't wear it.
1455
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:25,416
DECEMBER 26
1456
01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:35,166
What's up, Conrado?
1457
01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:38,250
Where are you?
You were supposed to be here at 7:00.
1458
01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,208
Welcome to iMasters.
1459
01:19:07,041 --> 01:19:08,041
Hello, sweetie.
1460
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,458
Want to have dinner with me?
1461
01:19:10,541 --> 01:19:12,083
No, Dad. Call my brother.
1462
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,083
Your brother isn't answering.
1463
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,500
Then call Mom and fix things.
1464
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:46,541
Excuse me, how much are these?
1465
01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:48,000
One hundred pesos, sir.
1466
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:50,000
Can I have them?
1467
01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:51,250
Sure, they're very pretty.
1468
01:19:51,333 --> 01:19:55,125
DECEMBER 27
1469
01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:59,583
SILVIA ESPINOZA
THOSE WHO KNEW YOU, LOVED YOU.
1470
01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:00,708
Hi, Mom.
1471
01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:04,416
You left too soon.
1472
01:20:09,458 --> 01:20:10,458
Forgive me.
1473
01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:17,083
For not being patient with you...
1474
01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:22,500
For losing my temper...
1475
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:29,041
You were such a good mom.
1476
01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,416
Forgive me because...
1477
01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:41,916
although my family might be a bunch
of freeloaders that always fights,
1478
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,416
they're also very loving.
1479
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:57,583
I am very blessed.
1480
01:21:02,125 --> 01:21:05,000
I wish you were here
1481
01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:09,541
so I could eat your turkey
and cheese sauce.
1482
01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:16,541
I miss you.
1483
01:21:26,500 --> 01:21:28,458
Is everything okay? Your call worried me.
1484
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:30,166
It sounded urgent.
1485
01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,750
- I know.
- Everything okay?
1486
01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:39,000
I've been thinking about all of our fights
and our differences,
1487
01:21:39,708 --> 01:21:41,791
and because of Mom,
1488
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,791
I think we should amend the will
1489
01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:47,541
and the deed to the plot of land.
1490
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:48,625
Okay.
1491
01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:50,375
What are you thinking?
1492
01:21:50,458 --> 01:21:53,000
Should we put it under both of our names
1493
01:21:53,625 --> 01:21:54,625
or just yours?
1494
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,916
I think it should be under your name.
1495
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:00,458
You'll make better use of it.
1496
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:03,750
- Really?
- Really.
1497
01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:41,500
DECEMBER 28
1498
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,875
Oh, Chuy.
1499
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:07,041
Hello.
1500
01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:10,000
I'd like to speak to Daniela.
1501
01:23:10,083 --> 01:23:13,333
My apologies,
but she told us not to let you in.
1502
01:23:14,041 --> 01:23:15,208
Please, it's important.
1503
01:23:15,291 --> 01:23:17,250
I can't let you in.
1504
01:23:17,333 --> 01:23:19,666
Please help me, I need to talk to her.
1505
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:21,291
I can't. She said no.
1506
01:23:28,875 --> 01:23:31,833
Girls, can you give us a minute, please?
1507
01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:34,791
Thanks.
1508
01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:37,791
Thanks.
1509
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:40,125
I'm here.
1510
01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:42,875
What's that?
1511
01:23:44,125 --> 01:23:45,125
It's for you.
1512
01:23:45,666 --> 01:23:46,958
I always call you Bunny.
1513
01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,041
That's right. Thanks.
1514
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:52,916
Daniela, forgive me.
1515
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,958
Forgive me, even for a moment.
1516
01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:56,958
"Forgive me." Those are just words.
1517
01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:58,750
What do I do with that?
1518
01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:01,041
I know, but that's all I have right now.
1519
01:24:01,625 --> 01:24:03,583
And deep regret.
1520
01:24:04,791 --> 01:24:05,791
Honestly.
1521
01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:08,625
Chuy.
1522
01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:12,625
I got tired of having to convince you
1523
01:24:13,791 --> 01:24:17,125
that I was capable of doing something.
1524
01:24:17,208 --> 01:24:18,291
Forgive me.
1525
01:24:19,166 --> 01:24:22,916
I'm so proud of you
and everything you've achieved.
1526
01:24:23,916 --> 01:24:26,208
I love that you're fulfilling your dreams.
1527
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,791
You're completely right.
1528
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:32,166
I had it all,
1529
01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:33,916
and I lost it.
1530
01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:36,458
The only thing I want is
1531
01:24:37,375 --> 01:24:39,083
to have dinner with you guys.
1532
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:42,208
To have a Christmas dinner together.
1533
01:24:42,291 --> 01:24:44,666
You? You want a Christmas dinner?
1534
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:46,250
Yes.
1535
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:54,291
Óscar won't want to.
1536
01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:56,083
Why not?
1537
01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:59,416
After the scene you made
when he came out of the closet?
1538
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,916
I doubt it.
No wonder he didn't call on your birthday.
1539
01:25:05,083 --> 01:25:06,333
Do you know where he is?
1540
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:17,000
Son!
1541
01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:18,791
Óscar!
1542
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:22,583
- I need to talk to you.
- What are you doing here?
1543
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,583
I want to apologize.
1544
01:25:26,333 --> 01:25:27,791
Apologize for what?
1545
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,125
For everything!
1546
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:31,208
No, Dad.
1547
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:33,750
You need to try harder than that.
1548
01:25:34,416 --> 01:25:35,416
Apologize for what?
1549
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:40,500
I hear I didn't react very well
when you told me what you told me.
1550
01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:41,583
You hear?
1551
01:25:41,916 --> 01:25:43,500
What did I tell you?
1552
01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:46,041
Forgive me, son.
1553
01:25:47,583 --> 01:25:49,166
I didn't react well
1554
01:25:50,041 --> 01:25:51,416
when you told me you're gay.
1555
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,791
And you were going to live
with your boyfriend.
1556
01:25:55,875 --> 01:25:59,000
You wanted to drag me to a strip club.
1557
01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:02,541
And then you cried
in front of the entire restaurant.
1558
01:26:02,625 --> 01:26:05,166
Why would you tell me at a restaurant?
1559
01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:07,458
So you wouldn't make a scene!
1560
01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:10,916
You should have known better. You know me!
1561
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:13,041
- This is your apology?
- No.
1562
01:26:14,000 --> 01:26:15,166
I mean, yes.
1563
01:26:15,916 --> 01:26:16,916
You spent
1564
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,416
a lifetime
1565
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,500
trying to turn me into somebody I wasn't.
1566
01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:23,958
Focusing on everything I lacked.
1567
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,625
That's why I'm here, son.
1568
01:26:27,416 --> 01:26:28,791
To tell you that I see you.
1569
01:26:29,416 --> 01:26:30,875
I value who you are.
1570
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,333
I love you, son!
1571
01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,250
Forgive me!
1572
01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:40,541
What are you doing? No, wait. Son!
1573
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:42,791
Son!
1574
01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:08,750
I'm sorry, son.
1575
01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:17,708
I love you too, Dad.
1576
01:27:20,541 --> 01:27:21,541
This is Tommy.
1577
01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:23,375
Hello, Father-in-law.
1578
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,291
Nice to meet you, Tommy.
1579
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:36,083
I'd like to have Christmas dinner.
1580
01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:42,291
Why are you here?
1581
01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:45,208
We're making Christmas dinner.
1582
01:27:45,291 --> 01:27:49,583
What are you talking about?
Christmas is over.
1583
01:27:49,666 --> 01:27:53,083
I know, but we want to celebrate with you.
1584
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:58,083
Thanks, but I'm not hungry
and I'm not in the mood.
1585
01:27:58,166 --> 01:27:59,833
That's exactly why.
1586
01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:01,375
We're all here.
1587
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,000
No matter what happens,
we'll always be a family.
1588
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,666
Come, join us for dinner.
1589
01:28:07,916 --> 01:28:08,916
Come on.
1590
01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:15,125
It's last minute...
1591
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:17,875
I want to say a few words.
1592
01:28:19,291 --> 01:28:20,500
And to make a toast
1593
01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:22,750
for us being here
1594
01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,083
at this Christmas dinner
1595
01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:27,125
that I wanted so much.
1596
01:28:27,208 --> 01:28:29,750
I know it's not Christmas anymore,
but thank you.
1597
01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:34,250
Thanks, Dad, brother,
for being here with us.
1598
01:28:35,000 --> 01:28:37,291
And to everyone
for making this dinner possible.
1599
01:28:37,375 --> 01:28:38,291
Thank you.
1600
01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:39,375
Cheers.
1601
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:43,416
For being here with us.
1602
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:46,333
And to everyone
for making this dinner possible.
1603
01:28:46,416 --> 01:28:49,458
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
1604
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:51,250
- Tommy, nice to have you.
- Thank you.
1605
01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:54,958
- He did it!
- He did it!
1606
01:28:56,125 --> 01:28:58,083
She's watching down from heaven.
1607
01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:02,250
He did it!
1608
01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:10,250
He did it!
1609
01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:12,458
- What's going on?
- He did it!
1610
01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:13,750
Let's see.
1611
01:29:20,166 --> 01:29:22,541
Finally! Are you ready?
1612
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:24,083
Yes!
1613
01:29:24,833 --> 01:29:26,833
I miss Mom so much.
1614
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:32,708
Enjoy the food, Dad.
1615
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:35,375
What's that?
1616
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:38,041
- What?
- Today's the 28th.
1617
01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:04,833
Dad.
1618
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:07,958
Can I change my letter to Santa Claus?
1619
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:15,416
Come on! Please, Daddy.
1620
01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:17,958
Yes, my love.
1621
01:30:18,916 --> 01:30:20,041
I heard you.
1622
01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:23,125
Of course we can change it.
1623
01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:25,708
I also want to change mine.
1624
01:30:26,916 --> 01:30:27,916
You do, champ?
1625
01:30:31,916 --> 01:30:34,916
Kids, I hope you wished your dad
a happy birthday.
1626
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:42,000
Happy birthday to you...
1627
01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:49,708
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BIRTHDAY BOY!
1628
01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:00,541
Once, a friend told me
to enjoy life's crumbs.
1629
01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:03,666
I don't know
if that was days or years ago.
1630
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:05,875
I was different then.
1631
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,125
- What's up?
- Spare some change.
1632
01:31:08,208 --> 01:31:09,208
Some change?
1633
01:31:09,250 --> 01:31:10,666
What about a job?
1634
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,875
- Know how to clean windows? Get in!
- Okay.
1635
01:31:31,583 --> 01:31:35,166
I couldn't value the people
who love me and put up with me.
1636
01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:38,166
Want to be my business partner?
1637
01:31:39,916 --> 01:31:41,500
- Business partner?
- Partner!
1638
01:31:45,541 --> 01:31:48,583
I thought Christmas was a farce,
1639
01:31:48,666 --> 01:31:51,541
when everyone
was filled with love and cheer,
1640
01:31:52,250 --> 01:31:54,541
and then forgot all about it the next day.
1641
01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,250
Cheez Whiz!
1642
01:31:56,333 --> 01:31:58,083
If I learned anything,
1643
01:31:58,166 --> 01:32:01,916
is that it's not just Christmas Day
that's important,
1644
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:05,875
but also the days that follow it.
1645
01:32:14,208 --> 01:32:16,958
I know
what a life of indifference is like.
1646
01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:19,250
I wouldn't recommend it to anyone.
1647
01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:22,208
Christmas is a time
1648
01:32:22,291 --> 01:32:24,875
to hug those that are close to us,
1649
01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:27,333
and to remember those who are far away.
1650
01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:33,000
And despite the nonsense
you heard me say before,
1651
01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:36,791
the world is a place of kindness.
1652
01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:40,666
Happy birthday to you...
1653
01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:42,916
But I'm sure you already know that.
1654
01:32:58,250 --> 01:32:59,291
Where are you going?
1655
01:32:59,375 --> 01:33:01,291
- To the leftovers dinner.
- Can I come?
1656
01:33:02,500 --> 01:33:03,500
Really?
1657
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,000
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