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《聖誕不快樂》

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爸

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爸，我可以重寫給聖誕老人的信嗎？

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不行，我昨天寄出了

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拜託啦，爸

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-不行
-我也想重寫

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孩子們，祝爸爸生日快樂

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爸，生日快樂

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祝你生日快樂…

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我為什麼討厭聖誕節？

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因為我的生日在同一天

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沒有任何慶生活動

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還得被使喚

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-哥
-嗨，羅貝塔

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-你去接爸媽好嗎？
-妳沒車？

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-被開走了
-好，我去接

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-喂
-艾利，妳帶男友來嗎？

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對，艾斯特班

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-讓他離米格爾叔叔遠一點
-好

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好，我會處理，謝了，努莉亞

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-你今年幾歲？
-41

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別忘了我正在生酮飲食，拜託…

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-沒問題
-幫我準備青花菜

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-沒問題
-謝謝，再見

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嗨，老哥

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生日快樂，你想要什麼禮物？

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-除了我欠你的
-魯本，你問我要什麼？

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我要你的車滾出那塊地

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別急，我正在想辦法

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當你的生日落在聖誕節

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不是被遺忘，就是只有一個禮物

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別想拿到兩個

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要是有怨言，大家就說你自我中心

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（12月24日）

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爸，可以幫我嗎？

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什麼事？

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空手道害我手好痛，幫我包紮

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爸來了，妳告訴他吧
證明我沒有反應過度

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妳怎麼了？

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期末那天，我撿到一副耳機

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上面沒寫名字，我就拿走了

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結果媽罵我

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-妳有沒有把名字塗掉？
-爸，上面沒名字

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不管有沒有名字

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都要拿給校長，然後好好道歉

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可是在現實生活中掉東西
根本拿不回來啊

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而且人家絕對不會道歉，這就是人生

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沒錯，這就是人生

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就像我常說的

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“別人吃虧就好”

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不對，這句話很糟糕

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-別聽他的
-為什麼？

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等假期結束
就把耳機還回去，然後道歉

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不要跟我爭論

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是的，媽

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-還有你，妙語先生，你沒事做嗎？
-例如？

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對耶

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-謝謝，早餐真好吃
-等等，我要跟你談談

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好，先排隊吧

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你說什麼？

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沒事，妳剛才反應過度了吧？

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是嗎？所以他們可以
隨便拿別人的東西？

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當然不是，我不想吵這個
可以和好嗎？

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你說呢？

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和好吧，今天可是神聖的平安夜

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同意

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-妳想要什麼？
-明天回娘家吃晚餐

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-不了，謝謝
-我就知道

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你買禮物了嗎？

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當然…沒有

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我得先去領錢，才能去買禮物…

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對了，努莉亞要青花菜

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我已經幫她準備好了
你會去接你爸媽？

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對，羅貝塔說她沒車

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我覺得她只是懶得去

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-沒那麼嚴重吧？
-沒有嗎？

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那妳去塞在車陣裡

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他們又不是我爸媽，是你爸媽

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今天不只是聖誕節，也是我生日

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可是大家都忘了

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你的生日禮物是接送爸媽的特權

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還有一個吻

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小兔，那是美國習俗

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你到底要不要吻我？

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聖誕快樂

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我走了

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再見

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-王八蛋
-再見

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-你開到右邊了
-搞什麼？

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賞個聖誕禮物吧

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-我差點撞到你了，看路啦
-來吧

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我沒錢

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我得在屋頂上掛燈泡
聖誕老人才知道我住哪裡

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來，沒氣了，但可以止渴

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保重，聖誕快樂

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謝謝惠顧，小妹妹

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走吧

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（傳奇紀念品店）

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-早
-早

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抱歉，路上太塞了，該死的聖誕節

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別說“該死的聖誕節”
聽起來很糟糕

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該死的聖誕節

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我幫你帶了咖啡，鬼靈精

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謝謝

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咖啡都涼了

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你看到窗戶了嗎？

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來

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你看

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窗戶都是髒的，康拉多

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你看，要擦啦

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我沒辦法擦窗戶，我背痛，要動手術

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什麼時候？

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要是再擦窗戶，我就得動手術了

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-差點騙到我了
-真的啦

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-我們得請人來擦窗戶
-不，康拉多

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不是說好了嗎？

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我們要多賣貨、少花錢

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要是請人來擦窗戶會怎麼樣？

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-窗戶會變乾淨
-不對，會多花錢

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說到錢，我需要錢

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不，說到錢

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我想跟你討論一下這台老古董

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-我需要一台Mac
-對

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我沒辦法工作，我不會用這台電腦

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它不適合設計
也許是Windows的問題…

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或是我的問題，我太笨了

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-我沒辦法…
-停，康拉多，冷靜點

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深呼吸

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對

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別擔心
只要賣出蘿蓮娜歐秋雅的球桿

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我就買新電腦

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-那一百年也賣不掉啦
-要有信心

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-等一下
-什麼事？

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-什麼東西？
-生日快樂

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給我的？

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當然

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不用這麼客氣啦，康拉多

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它可以測量步數、熱量

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還可以預防心臟病發喔

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-就像狄克崔西那樣
-可以看時間嗎？

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當然

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幹嘛？

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-不了
-生日擁抱？

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-不
-過來

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-不要
-要

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-不要
-楚伊

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好，夠了，放開我，康拉多

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別鬧了

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好，再見

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我得去採買給孩子和家族的禮物

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-該死的聖誕節
-聖誕快樂

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記得擦窗戶，康拉多

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（玩具）

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買泰迪熊吧

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“家庭主婦”

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特價，來吧

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奧斯卡想要這個？

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真奇怪

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這是我的

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（售完）

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他會喜歡的

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親愛的，來一下

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什麼事？

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我的願景板完成了

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願景什麼？

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願景板

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不錯喔

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我希望能先打造美好的家庭

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然後其他願景也會隨之實現

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什麼？

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我們家很棒啊

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對，當然

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但我不確定我們是否都做對了

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當然，親愛的，一切都很好

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來

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-什麼？
-我的第二個願景

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什麼？

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美容店

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寵物美容店？

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對

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親愛的

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我不認為妳可以同時兼顧家庭和事業

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狀況會變得很複雜

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這是你對我說過最性別歧視的話

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你把我當老媽子
為什麼我不能兼顧兩者？

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妳別誤會了

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我會支持妳，但我們現在沒有錢

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我不是在跟你要錢

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有天使投資人啊

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只要跟他們解釋創業理念

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對方有興趣就會提供資金
幫助推動事業

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那是一個選項，還有那塊地

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只要把地賣了，我就有錢資助妳

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-喂，好，我馬上來
-兒子，你在哪裡？

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再見，對，媽，我正在下樓

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方向燈不是裝飾欸！垃圾！

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冷靜點，媽，會出車禍啦

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妳這個三寶

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我真的受不了努莉亞，她超沒禮貌

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-還不是妳教的
-閉嘴

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-那你死哪去了？
-我出去賺錢養家啊

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打擾一下，你們不祝我生日快樂嗎？

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-對，生日快樂
-生日快樂，兒子

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-白痴，你瞎了嗎？
-爸

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-智障
-你扯到我的安全帶了

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你差點把我勒死，爸

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放輕鬆，兒子

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我才不管是不是聖誕節

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-妹妹
-聖誕快樂，楚伊

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-今晚真是太棒了
-嗨，最近好嗎？

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我們正在等妳們

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-太好了
-妳什麼時候去圖盧姆？

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明天，很猛吧？

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-不會吧
-要不要來看我？

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-不要，我不想得登革熱
-白痴

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-胡說八道
-嗨，努莉亞

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-嗨
-最近如何？氣色很好喔

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-拜託，別說了
-什麼？

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-妳看起來很美
-我知道

222
00:13:00,458 --> 00:13:03,208
-請進
-生日快樂，哥

223
00:13:03,291 --> 00:13:05,125
-謝謝
-對耶，生日快樂

224
00:13:05,208 --> 00:13:06,041
“對耶”

225
00:13:07,666 --> 00:13:10,500
-叔叔、嬸嬸
-聖誕快樂！

226
00:13:10,583 --> 00:13:11,541
是啊，嬸嬸

227
00:13:11,625 --> 00:13:13,458
顧好我的保鮮盒喔

228
00:13:13,541 --> 00:13:15,583
你每年都弄丟一個

229
00:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,208
好，別擔心

230
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,000
拜託了，黑素斯，幹嘛啦？

231
00:13:19,916 --> 00:13:21,625
生日快樂，親愛的

232
00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:24,416
-謝謝
-親愛的

233
00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:26,833
謝謝妳自己想起來了

234
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:28,416
-好孩子
-叔叔

235
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:30,666
我要大杯的自由古巴

236
00:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,458
-這麼大
-這麼大

237
00:13:32,500 --> 00:13:33,666
請進

238
00:13:33,750 --> 00:13:36,125
-嗨
-老妹，請進

239
00:13:36,208 --> 00:13:37,083
這位是？

240
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,041
-楚伊
-什麼？

241
00:13:39,125 --> 00:13:40,708
我早上說過了，艾斯特班

242
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,333
兄弟，車子可以停那嗎？

243
00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:46,291
不行，那裡不方便

244
00:13:46,375 --> 00:13:48,291
謝了，兄弟，你最棒了

245
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,875
-等一下
-幹嘛？

246
00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:53,208
那傢伙是誰？

247
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:57,541
艾斯特班

248
00:13:58,166 --> 00:14:00,208
該死的拉米羅劈腿了

249
00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:01,625
拉米羅又是誰？

250
00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:03,750
笑什麼？

251
00:14:04,791 --> 00:14:06,375
我跟他交往八年了

252
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:09,291
我想到了，拉米羅

253
00:14:09,375 --> 00:14:11,500
-對
-好

254
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:14,458
-嗨，老哥
-靠

255
00:14:14,541 --> 00:14:16,458
-生日快樂
-謝謝，請進

256
00:14:16,541 --> 00:14:18,333
好，謝謝，快進來

257
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,958
聖誕快樂

258
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,208
四指高

259
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:30,166
我要加少一點，他酒品不好

260
00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,291
好了

261
00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,333
太多廢話，太少酒精

262
00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:36,125
冷靜點，叔叔

263
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,916
不會啦，我就喝一杯

264
00:14:38,541 --> 00:14:40,791
-我不喝酒了
-真假？

265
00:14:40,875 --> 00:14:43,375
-很好啊
-但酒並不打算放過我

266
00:14:45,750 --> 00:14:46,583
乾杯

267
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,916
叔叔，幫我搬椅子

268
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:53,125
休想，我拒絕

269
00:14:53,666 --> 00:14:55,458
你每年都叫我幹活

270
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,625
我今年是來作客的

271
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,625
好吧，老弟，來幫我

272
00:14:59,708 --> 00:15:01,541
快點，別擺臭臉

273
00:15:01,625 --> 00:15:02,458
動作快

274
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,708
來，搬這個

275
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:12,541
老弟，別把髒鞋穿進來啦

276
00:15:12,625 --> 00:15:15,583
-抱歉，我馬上脫
-太扯了

277
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:18,791
對了，大學生活怎麼樣？

278
00:15:19,541 --> 00:15:20,458
很好啊

279
00:15:21,083 --> 00:15:22,000
新公寓呢？

280
00:15:22,875 --> 00:15:24,541
很好啊，很酷

281
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,958
應該被斷電了吧

282
00:15:27,666 --> 00:15:28,791
對

283
00:15:28,875 --> 00:15:29,750
一次

284
00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:32,291
聽著，一個人住很辛苦

285
00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,375
但你是成年人了

286
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,541
你不能再黏著爸媽
也不能賴在那塊地上了

287
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,000
當然

288
00:15:41,833 --> 00:15:42,708
不會的

289
00:15:45,291 --> 00:15:47,250
-我有事想跟你商量…
-什麼？

290
00:15:47,791 --> 00:15:51,625
學校需要多買幾本書

291
00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:54,875
還缺一點錢，希望你能幫忙

292
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:57,083
對，當然了

293
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:02,500
你的鞋怎麼會這麼髒？

294
00:16:03,083 --> 00:16:04,791
-我好像踩到大便了
-什麼？

295
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:06,083
快脫掉

296
00:16:06,833 --> 00:16:07,916
拜託一下

297
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:13,333
去吧，親愛的

298
00:16:15,458 --> 00:16:16,291
不！

299
00:16:17,083 --> 00:16:18,833
-輪到誰？來吧，叔叔
-我

300
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:22,291
-我得喝口藥
-別喝了，叔叔

301
00:16:22,375 --> 00:16:23,583
來了啦

302
00:16:23,666 --> 00:16:25,541
-看我的
-輕一點

303
00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,625
這個我拿走了

304
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:32,583
厲害喔

305
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:34,541
-換我了，看我的
-加油

306
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,208
兩個四！

307
00:16:39,125 --> 00:16:40,333
讚啦

308
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:41,666
我沒有禮物

309
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:43,083
我看看

310
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,125
我要那個信封

311
00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,791
交出來吧，老妹

312
00:16:47,875 --> 00:16:52,666
-為什麼？
-因為裡面是鈔票，對吧，爸？

313
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,791
大家都有禮物了嗎？來拆吧

314
00:16:54,875 --> 00:16:56,708
媽，珊蒂沒有禮物

315
00:16:56,791 --> 00:16:58,208
妳沒有禮物嗎？

316
00:16:59,250 --> 00:17:01,208
妳的教父有禮物，他會分妳

317
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:04,500
什麼？不要，珊蒂得靠自己

318
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,375
-太壞了吧
-楚伊

319
00:17:06,458 --> 00:17:09,666
開玩笑的啦，珊蒂，來挑禮物

320
00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:12,958
還是我挑吧

321
00:17:13,041 --> 00:17:15,208
這個小盒的給妳

322
00:17:15,291 --> 00:17:16,416
-好
-天啊，楚伊

323
00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:17,333
謝謝

324
00:17:17,416 --> 00:17:20,041
我的小信封裡面是鈔票

325
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,708
姊姊妳看，這好棒喔

326
00:17:25,791 --> 00:17:27,166
太酷了

327
00:17:28,666 --> 00:17:31,416
超棒的啦，是迷你冰箱！

328
00:17:32,875 --> 00:17:35,666
-來吧，兒子，拆禮物
-什麼？

329
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:39,625
-拆禮物
-拆禮物

330
00:17:39,708 --> 00:17:42,416
好，但我不分給你們喔

331
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,166
-分一下嘛
-快開吧，親愛的

332
00:17:45,583 --> 00:17:47,458
-是什麼？
-是什麼？

333
00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:48,875
-媽！
-是什麼？

334
00:17:48,958 --> 00:17:51,208
聖誕快樂，寶貝

335
00:17:52,666 --> 00:17:54,250
我喜歡那張照片

336
00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,625
楚伊，給媽親一個、抱一個
快點，別這樣

337
00:17:58,166 --> 00:17:59,125
-媽，來吧
-兒子

338
00:18:00,125 --> 00:18:03,041
-很高興你喜歡
-謝了，媽

339
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:06,041
我們去飯廳吧

340
00:18:06,125 --> 00:18:07,500
該吃飯了

341
00:18:07,583 --> 00:18:10,166
-好
-帽子拿下來

342
00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:22,000
來敬酒吧

343
00:18:22,083 --> 00:18:23,625
不了，我們要禱告

344
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,791
不要啦，爸

345
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,666
來禱告吧

346
00:18:30,375 --> 00:18:35,666
感謝主賜予我們食物

347
00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:40,000
把鄉下的火雞
送到城裡給我老婆料理

348
00:18:41,333 --> 00:18:42,541
不要吵

349
00:18:44,375 --> 00:18:46,916
賜予我們所需的一切

350
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,416
礦物質、維他命

351
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,958
還賜予我們力量

352
00:18:53,291 --> 00:18:54,500
熱情

353
00:18:54,583 --> 00:18:55,500
活力

354
00:18:56,375 --> 00:18:57,666
所有的力量

355
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:02,208
使我們得以生存、齊聚一堂

356
00:19:02,291 --> 00:19:04,791
-火雞
-火雞

357
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,291
-什麼火雞？阿們
-對，阿們

358
00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:10,583
-阿們
-阿們

359
00:19:11,541 --> 00:19:13,208
起司

360
00:19:13,291 --> 00:19:15,333
-好棒喔
-挪點空間給起司

361
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,250
好棒？努莉亞嗎？

362
00:19:17,333 --> 00:19:19,458
-她是容光煥發
-謝了，楚伊

363
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:21,791
妳在做什麼減肥？

364
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,625
我說過了，生酮飲食

365
00:19:23,708 --> 00:19:25,541
生酮飲食啊，小胖子？

366
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,583
不准叫我“小胖子”，臭老頭

367
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,166
-幹嘛啦？
-兒子

368
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:31,041
不要欺負妹妹

369
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,083
你們太敏感了啦

370
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,416
給我沙拉

371
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,958
羅貝塔，妳去圖盧姆做什麼？

372
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:40,583
去賺錢啊

373
00:19:41,708 --> 00:19:42,958
原來如此

374
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:44,375
-謝謝媽
-這就對了

375
00:19:44,458 --> 00:19:46,291
謝謝叔叔，麻煩給我…

376
00:19:48,875 --> 00:19:50,250
艾利

377
00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,291
你們交往多久了？

378
00:19:52,375 --> 00:19:55,333
不重要，重要的是未來

379
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,958
沒錯，乾杯，敬愛情

380
00:19:59,041 --> 00:20:00,833
-乾杯
-乾杯

381
00:20:00,916 --> 00:20:05,916
席薇亞，妳的起司醬
一年比一年好吃了

382
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,375
-謝謝
-說謊，妳根本沒吃

383
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,208
夠了

384
00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:14,041
不要這麼虛偽，誰喜歡起司醬？

385
00:20:14,125 --> 00:20:15,083
-我
-我

386
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:16,625
你不喜歡嗎？

387
00:20:16,708 --> 00:20:19,291
我從小就不喜歡

388
00:20:19,375 --> 00:20:20,625
不會吧

389
00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:22,958
快看，艾斯特班在做鬼臉

390
00:20:23,041 --> 00:20:24,208
你喜歡起司醬嗎？

391
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
他很喜歡，艾斯特班很喜歡

392
00:20:27,083 --> 00:20:27,916
好吃

393
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
馬屁精

394
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:32,541
“好吃”？少來了，對啦，我瘋了

395
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:35,916
我不會改變我的配方的

396
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:38,708
反正今年是我最後一年了

397
00:20:38,791 --> 00:20:41,125
-媽
-席薇亞，別胡說

398
00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,291
拜託

399
00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:45,458
妳每次都說是最後一年
哪一次成真了？

400
00:20:46,125 --> 00:20:49,166
再來一杯，要四指的酒

401
00:20:49,250 --> 00:20:51,291
-還是20指？
-別喝了，叔叔

402
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,708
去戒酒吧

403
00:20:54,625 --> 00:20:57,666
喂，叫你把髒鞋脫了

404
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,750
-好啦
-你的車滾出那塊地了嗎？

405
00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:06,833
-可以給我馬鈴薯嗎？
-爸

406
00:21:06,916 --> 00:21:08,500
-怎樣啦？
-什麼意思？

407
00:21:08,583 --> 00:21:09,416
-沒事
-好了啦

408
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,666
-算了吧
-到底怎麼回事？

409
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:12,583
要吃鱈魚嗎？

410
00:21:12,666 --> 00:21:15,416
你們幹嘛都怪裡怪氣的？

411
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:19,708
-沒有啊
-你知道內情，叔叔，你在笑

412
00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:21,166
-什麼事？
-聽我說

413
00:21:22,166 --> 00:21:23,041
你別生氣

414
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:28,500
-我住在那塊地上
-什麼？

415
00:21:29,208 --> 00:21:31,708
你在爸媽那塊地上露營？

416
00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:33,791
那是什麼意思？

417
00:21:34,416 --> 00:21:36,500
你真的在那裡露營

418
00:21:36,583 --> 00:21:37,666
-幫我拿…
-爸

419
00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,458
-幹嘛？
-到底是怎樣？

420
00:21:39,541 --> 00:21:41,583
我能怎麼辦？他失業了

421
00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,500
這懶鬼哪時有工作了？

422
00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:46,708
你要我怎麼辦？把他接回家？

423
00:21:46,791 --> 00:21:49,458
-那我們的甜蜜生活怎麼辦？
-這裡有客人喔

424
00:21:49,541 --> 00:21:51,166
你們永遠也別想擺脫他了

425
00:21:51,916 --> 00:21:53,416
哥，今天聖誕節耶

426
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:55,583
對，今天聖誕節

427
00:21:56,125 --> 00:21:57,833
知道我為什麼討厭聖誕節嗎？

428
00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,791
因為聖誕節會跑出一些吸血蟲

429
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:04,666
寄生蟲、乞丐

430
00:22:04,750 --> 00:22:06,208
和你們所有人

431
00:22:06,291 --> 00:22:08,583
楚伊去、楚伊帶、楚伊買

432
00:22:08,666 --> 00:22:12,125
“我們有幫他準備生日蛋糕”

433
00:22:12,208 --> 00:22:14,791
-聽好了，平安夜到此為止
-天啊

434
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:16,208
我的生日到此為止

435
00:22:16,791 --> 00:22:18,041
楚伊要走人了

436
00:22:18,125 --> 00:22:20,916
-別這樣，兒子
-楚伊

437
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,750
祝你生日快樂…

438
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:24,875
不快樂

439
00:22:26,083 --> 00:22:26,916
真尷尬

440
00:22:28,916 --> 00:22:30,625
幫我拿蝦子

441
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,083
-他最近過得不太好
-沒事啦

442
00:22:40,791 --> 00:22:43,125
妳簡直是天使，他太壞了

443
00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:45,000
-聖誕快樂
-再見

444
00:22:45,583 --> 00:22:46,625
-再見
-再見

445
00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:47,791
-幸會
-彼此彼此

446
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:50,166
-再見，丹妮拉，好好休息
-謝謝

447
00:22:50,250 --> 00:22:51,875
妳家人不怪啊，蘇菲

448
00:22:52,375 --> 00:22:53,208
誰是蘇菲？

449
00:22:53,875 --> 00:22:56,333
你走開，別牽我！誰是蘇菲？

450
00:23:07,541 --> 00:23:08,625
你好

451
00:23:09,583 --> 00:23:10,416
聖誕快樂

452
00:23:10,916 --> 00:23:12,666
聖誕快樂才怪

453
00:23:12,750 --> 00:23:14,625
-我要雙份龍舌蘭
-好的

454
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,750
我想要爸爸回來

455
00:23:27,791 --> 00:23:30,583
爸爸去找聖誕老人了

456
00:23:31,541 --> 00:23:32,875
我想要他在這裡

457
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:36,916
我也是

458
00:23:42,250 --> 00:23:43,166
我也是

459
00:23:43,833 --> 00:23:44,916
黑素斯，你沒事吧？

460
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,291
你怎麼知道我名字？

461
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:48,875
我知道的可多了

462
00:23:49,375 --> 00:23:51,625
例如今天是你的生日

463
00:23:51,708 --> 00:23:54,333
等等，你怎麼知道？

464
00:23:54,416 --> 00:23:56,625
-這麼說吧…
-不要糊弄我

465
00:23:56,708 --> 00:23:57,958
你怎麼知道的？

466
00:23:58,041 --> 00:24:00,041
你知不知道有一首歌

467
00:24:00,125 --> 00:24:03,791
是關於聖誕老人的
好孩子和壞孩子名單？

468
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:08,291
-知道
-我被派來處理那些特別頑皮的

469
00:24:08,375 --> 00:24:10,541
（楚伊帕迪拉）

470
00:24:10,625 --> 00:24:12,000
好，我懂了

471
00:24:12,666 --> 00:24:16,250
-你是宗教分子
-我不是宗教分子

472
00:24:16,333 --> 00:24:18,625
我是你的天后教母

473
00:24:18,708 --> 00:24:20,916
才沒有那種玩意

474
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,250
是神仙教母

475
00:24:22,333 --> 00:24:23,791
當然有

476
00:24:23,875 --> 00:24:27,041
對了，謝謝你送我沒氣的汽水

477
00:24:27,125 --> 00:24:28,916
你認錯人了

478
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,208
你早上不是給我沒氣的汽水嗎？

479
00:24:31,291 --> 00:24:35,416
-我捐給一個乞丐
-那叫“捐”嗎？

480
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,125
我沒其他東西了

481
00:24:37,208 --> 00:24:41,166
你只有那個能給人？也太少了吧？

482
00:24:41,250 --> 00:24:42,208
你想怎麼樣？

483
00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:44,458
我想要終結你的痛苦

484
00:24:44,541 --> 00:24:46,916
我就知道你是宗教分子

485
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:50,083
我不是，我只是希望你別再受苦

486
00:24:50,166 --> 00:24:51,208
我沒有受苦

487
00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:52,208
-是嗎？
-對

488
00:24:52,291 --> 00:24:55,375
那你為什麼不跟家人慶祝聖誕節？

489
00:24:55,458 --> 00:24:56,916
我討厭聖誕節，又怎樣？

490
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:01,041
聖誕節能讓我們看清一切

491
00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,083
不對，你根本不懂…

492
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:07,625
你不明白聖誕節的真諦

493
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:09,166
你到底要我怎樣？

494
00:25:09,250 --> 00:25:10,250
吃素？

495
00:25:10,750 --> 00:25:12,625
煮菜配起司醬？

496
00:25:12,708 --> 00:25:15,083
你必須明白世界不會停止運轉

497
00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:18,750
你的問題、意見、生日
並沒有那麼偉大

498
00:25:18,833 --> 00:25:20,333
既然你不認為自己迷失了

499
00:25:20,416 --> 00:25:23,291
我就讓你進入聖誕節迴圈
直到你明白為止

500
00:25:23,375 --> 00:25:25,000
好，這下我真的糊塗了

501
00:25:25,083 --> 00:25:26,083
再來一杯龍舌蘭

502
00:25:26,166 --> 00:25:28,500
你得見識一下魔法，楚伊

503
00:25:28,583 --> 00:25:30,208
好，讓我看看你的魔法

504
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,750
歡迎進入白色聖誕節迴圈

505
00:25:33,833 --> 00:25:35,916
伴著大海、沙灘

506
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:38,000
和蒼穹、繁星

507
00:25:38,083 --> 00:25:41,166
願一切帶給你光明

508
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:42,458
要是沒有成功

509
00:25:42,541 --> 00:25:45,375
就必須重複到成功為止

510
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,333
天靈靈、地靈靈！

511
00:25:50,041 --> 00:25:51,291
饒了我吧

512
00:26:34,125 --> 00:26:35,250
爸？

513
00:26:35,875 --> 00:26:38,375
我想重寫給聖誕老人的信

514
00:26:38,458 --> 00:26:42,000
不行，兒子，不能換禮物

515
00:26:42,708 --> 00:26:46,041
他又還沒給禮物，還可以重寫啦

516
00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,250
你在說什麼？

517
00:26:48,333 --> 00:26:50,083
他今年還沒給啊

518
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:56,208
祝你生日快樂

519
00:26:56,291 --> 00:26:59,625
祝你生日快樂…

520
00:26:59,708 --> 00:27:00,583
幹嘛端蛋糕？

521
00:27:01,083 --> 00:27:04,500
我要跟你們道歉，我昨天太失態了

522
00:27:04,583 --> 00:27:05,750
昨天？

523
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,375
我不記得你跟誰吵架啊

524
00:27:09,208 --> 00:27:11,375
他昨天跟服務生吵架了

525
00:27:12,166 --> 00:27:13,625
-服務生？
-對

526
00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:15,541
我弟打來了

527
00:27:15,625 --> 00:27:17,166
-先接個電話
-楚伊

528
00:27:17,833 --> 00:27:19,458
早安

529
00:27:19,958 --> 00:27:22,958
-什麼事？打來幹嘛？
-今天是你生日啊

530
00:27:23,041 --> 00:27:26,458
-什麼？不對，昨天才是
-你要不要看日曆？

531
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:28,541
等一下，有人打來

532
00:27:29,375 --> 00:27:30,708
大壽星

533
00:27:30,791 --> 00:27:33,666
-什麼事，羅貝塔？
-你可以去接爸媽嗎？

534
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:34,708
不

535
00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:37,875
-我昨天已經接了
-你在說什麼？

536
00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,583
-什麼？
-我得…

537
00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:41,625
不會吧

538
00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,125
不可能

539
00:27:44,291 --> 00:27:45,541
不可能

540
00:27:46,125 --> 00:27:47,250
不會吧

541
00:27:47,958 --> 00:27:50,416
（我好愛你，大壽星！）

542
00:27:53,583 --> 00:27:56,750
（隔年…）

543
00:27:56,833 --> 00:27:59,291
-這裡不錯
-爸，你看我的願景板

544
00:27:59,375 --> 00:28:00,875
小兔，來一下

545
00:28:00,958 --> 00:28:01,833
怎麼了？

546
00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:03,416
這實在太扯了

547
00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:05,416
怎麼回事？

548
00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,000
-小兔，快來
-什麼事？

549
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:08,375
好酷喔

550
00:28:09,541 --> 00:28:11,291
我好像被下咒了

551
00:28:12,666 --> 00:28:14,208
-巫毒嗎？
-什麼？

552
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:18,208
-要不要去驅魔？你還好嗎？
-別開玩笑了

553
00:28:18,291 --> 00:28:21,708
昨天有個穿得像神仙教母的酒保
對我施法

554
00:28:21,791 --> 00:28:22,875
咒語之類的

555
00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:24,708
-什麼？
-真的

556
00:28:24,791 --> 00:28:27,458
我被困在昨天了，妳懂嗎？

557
00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:29,166
我聽不懂你在說什麼

558
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,458
昨天是平安夜，今天也是平安夜

559
00:28:32,541 --> 00:28:35,750
所以每天都是你的生日
拜託你今年別再裝可憐了

560
00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:38,125
我沒有裝可憐，我是認真的

561
00:28:38,208 --> 00:28:40,166
我有幾件事要跟你討論

562
00:28:40,250 --> 00:28:44,958
我爸媽找你去吃飯
雖然你從來沒去過，他們還是問了

563
00:28:45,041 --> 00:28:47,458
我拒絕

564
00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:48,791
-妳爸討厭我
-爸

565
00:28:48,875 --> 00:28:50,291
-妳明知…
-我爸媽從來…

566
00:28:50,375 --> 00:28:53,208
-什麼事？我們在忙
-爸

567
00:28:53,291 --> 00:28:55,041
拜託了，幫幫我

568
00:28:55,125 --> 00:28:57,583
不要，我有兩個孩子了
不需要第三個

569
00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:59,583
去找諮商師聊你的生日吧

570
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:03,250
對，昨天是我的生日
今天也是我的生日

571
00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:06,541
她…他…

572
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:09,791
神仙教父對我下咒

573
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:10,916
-爸
-幹嘛？

574
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,416
-你看
-好，很棒

575
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,208
-非常好
-楚伊

576
00:29:14,291 --> 00:29:17,666
好吧，這是我看過最美的作品

577
00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,916
太棒了，不可思議

578
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:23,208
好多顏色，簡直太美妙了

579
00:29:23,291 --> 00:29:24,416
好了，怎樣？

580
00:29:26,458 --> 00:29:28,166
好吧，我不太對勁

581
00:29:28,791 --> 00:29:30,875
對不起，兒子

582
00:29:30,958 --> 00:29:31,916
對不起，小兔

583
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:35,083
我去做心理諮商，晚點見

584
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:38,083
對，千萬要去，也別忘了買禮物

585
00:29:38,166 --> 00:29:39,041
妳看

586
00:29:39,791 --> 00:29:40,666
好棒喔

587
00:29:44,791 --> 00:29:46,541
（天后教母脫口秀）

588
00:29:46,625 --> 00:29:47,458
是你！

589
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,541
給我過來，我正在找你

590
00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,166
我知道，親愛的，大家都在找我

591
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,333
你對我做了什麼？快解開咒語

592
00:29:56,416 --> 00:29:59,625
楚伊，只有你能解救自己

593
00:29:59,708 --> 00:30:01,125
快點解除咒語！

594
00:30:01,208 --> 00:30:03,208
放輕鬆

595
00:30:03,291 --> 00:30:07,000
盡情享受聖誕節吧

596
00:30:07,916 --> 00:30:11,708
別老是擺著苦瓜臉

597
00:30:11,791 --> 00:30:12,833
-什麼苦瓜臉？
-那個

598
00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,041
-哪裡？
-那裡

599
00:30:14,791 --> 00:30:17,125
放鬆下巴，笑一個

600
00:30:17,208 --> 00:30:18,500
開心點

601
00:30:18,583 --> 00:30:20,125
再試一次，不對

602
00:30:21,333 --> 00:30:22,666
再來

603
00:30:22,750 --> 00:30:24,000
不，還是苦瓜臉

604
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:26,958
-不對
-現在呢？

605
00:30:27,041 --> 00:30:29,041
-都不及格
-夠了

606
00:30:29,125 --> 00:30:30,875
只要不是苦瓜臉就能復原嗎？

607
00:30:30,958 --> 00:30:32,916
對，沒錯

608
00:30:33,416 --> 00:30:38,333
還有，晚餐後要做幾件小事

609
00:30:38,416 --> 00:30:41,375
-你在開玩笑吧？
-我很認真

610
00:30:41,458 --> 00:30:42,291
聽著，楚伊

611
00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:50,500
-你必須跟著這個去尋找T…
-你幹嘛怪腔怪調？

612
00:30:50,583 --> 00:30:54,208
好，跟著這個去找T就行了

613
00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:55,250
這樣就完成了？

614
00:30:55,333 --> 00:30:57,041
-對
-你確定？

615
00:30:57,125 --> 00:31:00,083
我很確定這樣就能解除咒語

616
00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:03,791
去吧，楚伊，加油

617
00:31:08,833 --> 00:31:09,833
嗨

618
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,166
你不祝我生日快樂嗎？

619
00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:16,750
生日快樂，兄弟

620
00:31:20,958 --> 00:31:22,083
沒有禮物？

621
00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:26,041
我去年送了手錶，你一次也沒戴

622
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:30,416
你還好嗎？

623
00:31:31,833 --> 00:31:33,166
這簡直是惡夢

624
00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:36,125
去喝點可樂吧

625
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,166
好

626
00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:42,750
現在要怎麼做？

627
00:31:44,750 --> 00:31:46,666
先把那張苦瓜臉丟了

628
00:31:46,750 --> 00:31:48,750
晚餐後我再告訴你下一步

629
00:31:48,833 --> 00:31:49,875
好

630
00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:52,250
別忘了去接你父母

631
00:31:55,208 --> 00:31:57,250
不要開在路中央，神經病

632
00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:59,500
-媽，他沒錯
-才怪

633
00:31:59,583 --> 00:32:01,666
他在擋你的路

634
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:04,000
妳這三寶，別吵他啦

635
00:32:04,083 --> 00:32:05,416
妳出過五次車禍耶

636
00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,083
你六次，奈斯托

637
00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:11,208
我真是受不了羅貝塔

638
00:32:11,291 --> 00:32:13,375
-她好沒禮貌
-還不是妳教的

639
00:32:13,458 --> 00:32:15,458
那你死哪去了？

640
00:32:15,541 --> 00:32:17,916
我出去賺錢養家啊

641
00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,791
天啊，媽，妳今年抱怨羅貝塔
去年抱怨努莉亞

642
00:32:21,291 --> 00:32:22,375
才沒有

643
00:32:22,458 --> 00:32:24,458
我記得很清楚，就像昨天發生的事

644
00:32:24,541 --> 00:32:27,541
你不要亂詆毀我喔

645
00:32:28,166 --> 00:32:30,541
既然我們無法和平共處

646
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,708
下次就讓別人來吧

647
00:32:33,416 --> 00:32:34,416
我不接你們了

648
00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:36,333
看路啦，白痴

649
00:32:36,416 --> 00:32:37,250
爸

650
00:32:39,666 --> 00:32:43,375
-叔叔、嬸嬸
-聖誕快樂

651
00:32:43,458 --> 00:32:47,750
我這次沒帶保鮮盒了
因為你每次都會弄不見

652
00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:49,416
好，沒問題

653
00:32:49,500 --> 00:32:50,375
米格爾

654
00:32:54,125 --> 00:32:58,250
-生日快樂
-謝謝叔叔，你想起來了

655
00:32:58,333 --> 00:33:02,833
-生日快樂，孩子
-謝謝嬸嬸

656
00:33:04,166 --> 00:33:07,166
-嗨
-艾利，這位是…

657
00:33:07,250 --> 00:33:08,083
小帕

658
00:33:08,166 --> 00:33:10,041
-小帕？
-你好

659
00:33:10,125 --> 00:33:11,375
這是暱稱

660
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:14,666
好，謝謝，你真客氣，小帕

661
00:33:15,208 --> 00:33:16,083
請進

662
00:33:16,750 --> 00:33:18,125
-等一下
-幹嘛？

663
00:33:18,208 --> 00:33:20,458
-他是誰？
-帕布洛啊

664
00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:22,583
妳每年都帶不一樣的人

665
00:33:22,666 --> 00:33:24,791
你倒是永遠一張苦瓜臉

666
00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:25,708
什麼？

667
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,500
生日快樂

668
00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:29,666
王八…

669
00:33:29,750 --> 00:33:31,583
蛋

670
00:33:31,666 --> 00:33:33,291
-你還好嗎？
-很好，快進來

671
00:33:33,375 --> 00:33:35,708
-生日快樂，老哥
-好

672
00:33:35,791 --> 00:33:36,916
-快進來
-需要幫忙嗎？

673
00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:40,041
不用了，這涼涼的可以舒緩一下

674
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,791
-你有打火機嗎？
-叔叔，這樣屋子會很臭

675
00:33:50,875 --> 00:33:54,541
我戒酒之後就菸不離手了

676
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,083
人生嘛

677
00:33:56,833 --> 00:33:59,000
我也不喝酒了

678
00:33:59,083 --> 00:33:59,916
真假？

679
00:34:00,416 --> 00:34:01,583
但酒並不打算放過我

680
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:05,875
-乾杯
-乾杯

681
00:34:09,208 --> 00:34:11,500
真希望米格爾叔叔繼續喝酒

682
00:34:11,583 --> 00:34:13,583
他戒酒之後變得好討厭

683
00:34:13,666 --> 00:34:16,041
-別這樣
-我們逼他喝吧

684
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:17,791
-什麼？
-開玩笑的啦

685
00:34:18,833 --> 00:34:20,083
最近還好嗎？

686
00:34:20,166 --> 00:34:21,750
露營生活如何？

687
00:34:22,833 --> 00:34:24,250
我不住那裡了

688
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,375
真的嗎？

689
00:34:25,458 --> 00:34:26,583
-對
-很好啊

690
00:34:27,333 --> 00:34:29,416
我在那裡做生意

691
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,291
-什麼生意？
-漆彈

692
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,333
大家都沒告訴你

693
00:34:33,958 --> 00:34:35,916
來玩吧，前50顆漆彈算我的

694
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,083
不要打我喔，很痛，總之前50顆免費

695
00:34:39,166 --> 00:34:40,000
好

696
00:34:40,958 --> 00:34:44,875
對了，我需要你的簽名

697
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:49,000
因為你是繼承人，我需要跑一些文件

698
00:34:49,625 --> 00:34:52,291
你就不能更有意義地運用那塊地嗎？

699
00:34:53,291 --> 00:34:54,791
對誰更有意義？

700
00:34:56,041 --> 00:34:57,125
對你

701
00:34:57,625 --> 00:34:59,583
還是對我？

702
00:34:59,666 --> 00:35:02,083
-要玩遊戲囉
-走吧

703
00:35:06,166 --> 00:35:09,333
好美喔，我喜歡

704
00:35:09,416 --> 00:35:10,791
-快看
-那是什麼？

705
00:35:10,875 --> 00:35:11,916
是美髮組

706
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,166
-這什麼？
-這個方塊是…

707
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:16,083
-鹽罐？
-不是

708
00:35:16,166 --> 00:35:19,083
那是玩具，要組合顏色

709
00:35:19,166 --> 00:35:21,000
-給我玩具？
-我好喜歡，謝謝

710
00:35:21,083 --> 00:35:22,916
有點普通，還是謝了

711
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:24,708
對，你很需要

712
00:35:24,791 --> 00:35:26,458
-要不要交換？
-拜託了

713
00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:27,958
好

714
00:35:29,875 --> 00:35:31,083
會燙嗎？

715
00:35:33,291 --> 00:35:35,041
裡面有什麼？可不可以…

716
00:35:35,125 --> 00:35:37,500
-有人還要嗎？
-別在這裡抽煙，米格爾

717
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:39,125
叔叔，別這樣

718
00:35:45,583 --> 00:35:47,291
-你新年要幹嘛？
-沒計畫

719
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,208
要不要出去玩？

720
00:35:49,291 --> 00:35:50,958
-玩什麼？
-租一間小屋

721
00:35:51,041 --> 00:35:53,166
要是沒有明天怎麼辦？

722
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,208
好吧

723
00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:56,125
-說得好
-小心開車

724
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:03,791
第一，請問你晚餐時
是否卸下了苦瓜臉？

725
00:36:05,416 --> 00:36:07,458
確定？沒敷衍我？

726
00:36:08,333 --> 00:36:09,250
閉嘴

727
00:36:09,333 --> 00:36:10,833
好啦

728
00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:12,500
現在進入第二階段

729
00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:13,416
好

730
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:19,083
把蘋果沙拉放進碗裡

731
00:36:19,583 --> 00:36:22,291
加入兩匙鱈魚

732
00:36:22,875 --> 00:36:25,791
加入蝦子

733
00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:27,500
倒入起司醬

734
00:36:27,583 --> 00:36:29,875
全部攪拌在一起

735
00:36:31,041 --> 00:36:32,375
很香吧？

736
00:36:34,708 --> 00:36:36,500
-然後呢？
-去屋頂

737
00:36:37,541 --> 00:36:39,875
穿上四角褲

738
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:43,791
身上掛滿燈泡，像聖誕樹一樣

739
00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:45,333
什麼？我不要穿四角褲

740
00:36:45,416 --> 00:36:46,291
快點

741
00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:47,833
不要，我拒絕

742
00:36:47,916 --> 00:36:48,791
竟敢反抗?

743
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,416
你搞什麼？我會被冷死

744
00:36:51,500 --> 00:36:53,416
你看起來棒極了，楚伊

745
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:57,333
好，吃三大匙沙拉

746
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:59,375
不准擺苦瓜臉

747
00:37:00,458 --> 00:37:01,666
一

748
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,250
好好吃

749
00:37:06,291 --> 00:37:07,791
二

750
00:37:09,416 --> 00:37:11,500
好好享受吧，楚伊

751
00:37:13,166 --> 00:37:16,666
三

752
00:37:16,750 --> 00:37:18,416
大口一點

753
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:21,291
這就對了，楚伊

754
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,833
現在我要教你一個咒語

755
00:37:24,916 --> 00:37:28,583
你要一字不漏地唸出來

756
00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:30,541
絕對不能出錯

757
00:37:31,125 --> 00:37:32,208
準備好了嗎？

758
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,416
跟著我說

759
00:37:38,208 --> 00:37:42,375
親愛的聖誕節，我沒有好好尊重你

760
00:37:42,958 --> 00:37:47,041
請原諒我的過錯，讓我回去吧

761
00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:50,416
親愛的聖誕節，我沒有好好尊重你

762
00:37:51,208 --> 00:37:52,458
請允許我的過錯…

763
00:37:52,541 --> 00:37:53,666
是“原諒”！

764
00:37:55,833 --> 00:37:56,666
好

765
00:37:57,291 --> 00:38:00,166
親愛的聖誕節，我沒有好好尊重你

766
00:38:00,958 --> 00:38:02,333
請原諒我的過錯

767
00:38:03,125 --> 00:38:06,916
-讓我跳回去？
-是“讓我回去吧”，認真點

768
00:38:08,833 --> 00:38:09,708
好

769
00:38:09,791 --> 00:38:12,791
親愛的聖誕節，我沒有好好尊重你

770
00:38:14,083 --> 00:38:15,166
請原諒我的過錯

771
00:38:15,250 --> 00:38:16,750
楚伊，你在幹嘛？

772
00:38:18,041 --> 00:38:18,916
我馬上來

773
00:38:19,583 --> 00:38:20,500
幫幫我

774
00:38:21,125 --> 00:38:24,000
親愛的聖誕節，我沒有好好尊重你

775
00:38:24,083 --> 00:38:26,708
請原諒我的過錯，讓我回去吧

776
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:30,375
怎麼了？

777
00:38:31,708 --> 00:38:33,750
親愛的聖誕節，我沒有好好尊重你

778
00:38:33,833 --> 00:38:36,166
請原諒我的過錯，讓我回去吧

779
00:38:59,416 --> 00:39:06,208
祝你生日快樂…

780
00:39:07,416 --> 00:39:08,833
（隔年…）

781
00:39:08,916 --> 00:39:09,791
不，羅貝塔

782
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:13,958
不，媽，今天是我生日！

783
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,958
現在還不能拆禮物

784
00:39:22,750 --> 00:39:24,750
-對了，別忘了…
-買禮物

785
00:39:25,583 --> 00:39:26,583
爸不吃早餐？

786
00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:32,541
喂

787
00:39:33,375 --> 00:39:34,958
為什麼沒用？

788
00:39:35,041 --> 00:39:36,708
我忍受了聖誕節

789
00:39:36,791 --> 00:39:37,916
還聽了你的指示

790
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:40,000
我的苦瓜臉都沒了

791
00:39:42,583 --> 00:39:45,208
-你真可愛
-我錯過了一整年

792
00:39:45,291 --> 00:39:47,166
你什麼都沒錯過

793
00:39:47,250 --> 00:39:50,916
你一直都在，苦瓜臉也是

794
00:39:52,041 --> 00:39:53,083
夠了！

795
00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:57,375
-告訴我該怎麼做，我會照辦
-你沒看過聖誕電影嗎？

796
00:39:57,458 --> 00:40:00,250
我不會告訴你答案，沒那麼容易

797
00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:04,000
你必須好好體驗聖誕節

798
00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:05,708
品嚐麵包屑

799
00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:13,708
要說謝謝，寶貝

800
00:40:18,875 --> 00:40:20,416
快停手，小兔

801
00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:22,041
把火爐關了

802
00:40:22,125 --> 00:40:24,541
我叫了大餐

803
00:40:25,291 --> 00:40:27,833
有盧卡的披薩、李先生的炒麵

804
00:40:28,333 --> 00:40:30,458
克萊門太太的三明治
塔卡約的塔可餅

805
00:40:30,541 --> 00:40:32,291
我沒叫甜點

806
00:40:32,375 --> 00:40:35,583
妳的吉拿棒最好吃了
我要吃光所有碎屑

807
00:40:35,666 --> 00:40:39,125
那你媽的起司醬怎麼辦？
她會很難過的

808
00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:41,708
小兔，我們必須…

809
00:40:42,583 --> 00:40:44,791
享受人生的碎屑

810
00:40:45,375 --> 00:40:46,708
大餐一定會很美味

811
00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:48,333
不，親愛的

812
00:40:48,416 --> 00:40:50,000
那樣太花錢了

813
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:51,666
為我著想一下吧，親愛的

814
00:40:52,333 --> 00:40:54,458
只有這樣才能解除咒語

815
00:40:54,541 --> 00:40:57,833
就算被下咒了，人生還是照樣運轉啊

816
00:40:58,416 --> 00:41:01,583
你兒子在樓上，他想跳過聖誕節

817
00:41:01,666 --> 00:41:04,250
他說如果你可以，他也可以
去處理一下

818
00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,916
好，交給我

819
00:41:08,458 --> 00:41:09,458
誰？

820
00:41:09,541 --> 00:41:11,625
你怎麼不來樓下？

821
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:13,791
不知道

822
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,125
什麼意思？

823
00:41:19,708 --> 00:41:21,208
我想靜一靜

824
00:41:21,750 --> 00:41:22,750
可以嗎？

825
00:41:23,500 --> 00:41:24,708
當然可以

826
00:41:24,791 --> 00:41:27,791
可是今天是聖誕節，有很多人要來

827
00:41:27,875 --> 00:41:31,291
你每次都離開，今年我想跟你一起去

828
00:41:31,375 --> 00:41:35,041
但我被下咒了，你沒有

829
00:41:35,125 --> 00:41:38,041
整個家族都會來，一定會很有趣的

830
00:41:38,125 --> 00:41:41,583
-你應該要享受人生的點滴
-你就不該陪伴家人嗎？

831
00:41:44,625 --> 00:41:45,458
我得走了

832
00:41:46,416 --> 00:41:47,250
下來吧？

833
00:41:48,375 --> 00:41:50,083
好，跟你聊天真開心

834
00:41:53,291 --> 00:41:54,375
-爸
-什麼事？

835
00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:57,666
沒事，算了

836
00:41:58,208 --> 00:42:00,125
你會下樓吧？

837
00:42:05,833 --> 00:42:08,666
請進，這邊請

838
00:42:08,750 --> 00:42:11,625
讚啦，祖傳義大利菜

839
00:42:11,708 --> 00:42:13,166
薩爾瓦多披薩

840
00:42:13,250 --> 00:42:15,916
你好，中國菜，歡迎李先生

841
00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:18,875
克萊門太太的雞胸肉，好吃

842
00:42:18,958 --> 00:42:21,083
哈卡爾的塔可餅，讚啦

843
00:42:21,166 --> 00:42:24,083
我們準備好迎接聖誕節了

844
00:42:24,166 --> 00:42:25,791
聖誕快樂

845
00:42:25,875 --> 00:42:28,125
新年快樂，萬事如意

846
00:42:30,583 --> 00:42:31,500
聖誕快樂

847
00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,000
-謝謝
-聖誕快樂

848
00:42:33,083 --> 00:42:35,291
-謝謝
-聖誕快樂

849
00:42:35,958 --> 00:42:37,750
-聖誕快樂
-再見

850
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:40,375
-聖誕快樂
-祝福你

851
00:42:41,500 --> 00:42:42,875
聖誕快樂！

852
00:42:42,958 --> 00:42:45,125
兒子，幫你爸端一下

853
00:42:45,750 --> 00:42:47,666
你妹開車太可怕了

854
00:42:47,750 --> 00:42:50,041
我聽到了，你才咧

855
00:42:50,583 --> 00:42:53,208
起司要加熱，我喜歡融化的

856
00:42:53,291 --> 00:42:55,500
不行啦，爸，那樣會產生毒素

857
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,250
這些菜是怎麼回事？

858
00:42:57,916 --> 00:43:00,041
我叫了外送，妳就不用準備了

859
00:43:00,541 --> 00:43:03,541
可是我想煮給你們吃啊

860
00:43:04,083 --> 00:43:05,625
我知道

861
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:08,500
這樣我們可以盡情享受
聖誕節的點滴呀

862
00:43:08,583 --> 00:43:10,041
這些菜是怎麼回事？

863
00:43:10,125 --> 00:43:11,875
我才跟媽解釋完

864
00:43:11,958 --> 00:43:13,041
火雞怎麼辦？

865
00:43:13,125 --> 00:43:15,958
-火雞怎麼了？
-你媽花了六小時準備

866
00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:19,083
正好，我沒叫火雞

867
00:43:20,041 --> 00:43:21,458
其他人來了，我去應門

868
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,750
可以拆禮物了嗎？

869
00:43:27,458 --> 00:43:28,583
天啊

870
00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:32,416
是保鮮盒組！

871
00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:34,208
太棒了

872
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:35,916
叔叔，你沒事吧？

873
00:43:37,458 --> 00:43:38,666
我很好

874
00:43:39,416 --> 00:43:43,166
可以靜靜喝一杯真是太棒了

875
00:43:43,250 --> 00:43:45,541
終於可以好好享受了

876
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:47,291
我不喝酒了

877
00:43:48,958 --> 00:43:50,583
但酒並不打算放過我

878
00:43:51,166 --> 00:43:52,541
幽默喔，老弟

879
00:43:52,625 --> 00:43:54,333
打開禮物吧

880
00:43:54,416 --> 00:43:55,250
好

881
00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:56,916
天啊

882
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,916
是漆彈槍

883
00:43:59,916 --> 00:44:01,291
還有笑話大全

884
00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:05,458
下次可以用它在那塊地上玩漆彈了

885
00:44:06,791 --> 00:44:09,750
什麼？我已經不搞漆彈了

886
00:44:10,916 --> 00:44:11,750
真假？

887
00:44:12,250 --> 00:44:14,416
對，我在蓋房子

888
00:44:15,791 --> 00:44:16,625
什麼？

889
00:44:17,125 --> 00:44:20,291
現在還只是組合屋

890
00:44:20,375 --> 00:44:22,958
我在規劃工程，羅貝塔也有幫忙

891
00:44:24,375 --> 00:44:25,791
你還好嗎？你臉色有點差

892
00:44:28,041 --> 00:44:29,583
沒事，我很好

893
00:44:30,083 --> 00:44:31,083
今年啊…

894
00:44:34,666 --> 00:44:38,083
我不要那個，我要火雞配起司醬

895
00:44:38,166 --> 00:44:41,708
-有拿到醬嗎？
-吃完，不然禮物要沒收

896
00:44:45,083 --> 00:44:46,750
你幹嘛不吃火雞？

897
00:44:46,833 --> 00:44:47,791
乾杯

898
00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:52,458
乾杯，聖誕快樂

899
00:45:04,666 --> 00:45:09,041
祝你生日快樂…

900
00:45:09,708 --> 00:45:11,041
你要去哪裡？

901
00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,416
別煩我

902
00:45:13,208 --> 00:45:14,041
爸怎麼了？

903
00:45:14,125 --> 00:45:15,375
（又隔了一年…）

904
00:45:33,750 --> 00:45:35,000
不會吧

905
00:45:44,500 --> 00:45:47,250
（出租中）

906
00:45:54,875 --> 00:45:57,041
不會吧

907
00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:06,458
歡迎參加感恩彌撒

908
00:46:06,541 --> 00:46:08,250
一定讓你滿載而歸

909
00:46:08,333 --> 00:46:10,583
感恩彌撒要開始了

910
00:46:12,166 --> 00:46:13,250
天后教母？

911
00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:15,666
來參加感恩彌撒喔

912
00:46:15,750 --> 00:46:17,041
快喔

913
00:46:17,125 --> 00:46:20,625
-你幹嘛打扮成神父？
-我在散播天主的福音

914
00:46:21,208 --> 00:46:22,250
我要聽八卦

915
00:46:22,333 --> 00:46:24,458
來懺悔吧

916
00:46:24,541 --> 00:46:26,875
來感恩彌撒喔

917
00:46:26,958 --> 00:46:29,208
快點幫我解除咒語啦

918
00:46:30,166 --> 00:46:31,541
來懺悔吧

919
00:46:32,041 --> 00:46:32,958
好吧，神父

920
00:46:33,875 --> 00:46:37,750
幾天前，我告訴家人
他們都是吸血蟲

921
00:46:37,833 --> 00:46:40,458
是王八蛋，只會占我便宜

922
00:46:40,541 --> 00:46:41,708
我很過意不去

923
00:46:42,208 --> 00:46:43,208
我知道

924
00:46:43,291 --> 00:46:46,250
人在憤怒時都會說出違心之論

925
00:46:46,791 --> 00:46:50,208
記得把原諒和憐憫放在心上

926
00:46:50,291 --> 00:46:51,958
-神父
-孩子

927
00:46:52,041 --> 00:46:54,625
少來了，你根本不是神父

928
00:46:54,708 --> 00:46:56,833
-假裝我是
-那好

929
00:46:56,916 --> 00:46:59,541
請你解釋一下

930
00:47:00,125 --> 00:47:02,291
聖誕節明明是穌誕生日

931
00:47:02,375 --> 00:47:04,958
為什麼變成聖誕老人的慶祝活動？

932
00:47:05,041 --> 00:47:08,208
你沒聽過聖尼古拉的故事嗎？

933
00:47:08,916 --> 00:47:10,250
-沒
-聖誕老公公的故事？

934
00:47:11,250 --> 00:47:12,791
-聖誕老人的故事？
-就說沒有

935
00:47:12,875 --> 00:47:14,291
聖尼古拉

936
00:47:14,375 --> 00:47:19,166
在三、四世紀的時候
出生於某個小鎮

937
00:47:19,250 --> 00:47:21,500
在父母的教育下

938
00:47:21,583 --> 00:47:24,500
他成了史上最優秀的基督徒

939
00:47:24,583 --> 00:47:27,291
他們家也非常富有

940
00:47:27,916 --> 00:47:30,958
但就像蝙蝠俠，他的父母過世了

941
00:47:31,041 --> 00:47:33,000
只留下他一個人

942
00:47:33,625 --> 00:47:36,416
和蝙蝠俠不同的是，他無心打擊犯罪

943
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:41,583
他把遺產分送給窮人

944
00:47:41,666 --> 00:47:43,541
藉此服侍天主

945
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:45,333
了不起

946
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:47,916
這就是聖誕老人的故事

947
00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:49,875
他是一個大善人

948
00:47:52,916 --> 00:47:55,208
所以我只要像聖誕老人一樣

949
00:47:56,041 --> 00:47:57,166
你就會解除咒語

950
00:47:57,250 --> 00:47:58,708
對，但是要做對

951
00:47:58,791 --> 00:48:00,791
好，我會盡力

952
00:48:01,750 --> 00:48:03,625
-謝謝你，神父
-去吧，孩子

953
00:48:03,708 --> 00:48:04,541
是

954
00:48:05,583 --> 00:48:06,958
真是個傻孩子

955
00:48:10,625 --> 00:48:11,458
孩子們！

956
00:48:11,541 --> 00:48:13,000
聖誕節來了！

957
00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:22,875
叮叮噹！

958
00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:23,791
好

959
00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:25,833
-好多娃娃
-娃娃

960
00:48:25,916 --> 00:48:27,375
聖誕老人給我

961
00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:29,541
-放在鋼琴上
-好

962
00:48:30,416 --> 00:48:32,666
-如何？
-這才叫聖誕節

963
00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:33,750
妳到底想怎樣？

964
00:48:33,833 --> 00:48:36,458
妳要怎麼吼叫哭鬧都隨便妳

965
00:48:36,541 --> 00:48:38,916
-反正妳不能去阿卡普科
-怎麼了？

966
00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,625
她三科被當還妄想去阿卡普科

967
00:48:41,708 --> 00:48:44,250
這種事我們也經歷過嘛

968
00:48:44,333 --> 00:48:49,333
-我可沒有考試作弊被退學
-什麼？退學？

969
00:48:49,416 --> 00:48:51,041
要1月才知道結果

970
00:48:51,125 --> 00:48:53,416
1月？不，都過來這裡

971
00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:54,500
這很重要

972
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,708
來，圍一個家族圈

973
00:48:57,291 --> 00:49:00,208
今天是聖誕節，看看我們在幹嘛

974
00:49:00,291 --> 00:49:03,125
對著彼此吼叫、吵架

975
00:49:03,625 --> 00:49:08,375
聖誕節大家要做好朋友，不要做敵人

976
00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,333
我要跟你們道歉

977
00:49:12,875 --> 00:49:14,125
我以前不是稱職的好朋友

978
00:49:16,375 --> 00:49:18,041
道歉的感覺真好

979
00:49:19,458 --> 00:49:21,500
-下一個輪到誰？
-這是幹嘛？

980
00:49:21,583 --> 00:49:24,333
-我不要參加
-乖女兒，回來

981
00:49:24,416 --> 00:49:26,458
不可以打破圈圈，這很重要

982
00:49:26,541 --> 00:49:29,958
我今年聖誕節得做聖尼古拉
不然解不開咒語

983
00:49:30,041 --> 00:49:32,625
所以這一切都是為了解開咒語

984
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:34,791
你每年都掛在嘴上，有夠煩的

985
00:49:34,875 --> 00:49:36,416
我沒有開玩笑，我是認真的

986
00:49:36,500 --> 00:49:38,583
這只是你隨心所欲的藉口

987
00:49:38,666 --> 00:49:40,416
-妳不相信我？
-你被下咒？

988
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,083
-妳不相信我？
-每年都是？

989
00:49:42,166 --> 00:49:44,083
-妳不相信我？
-不相信

990
00:49:44,666 --> 00:49:46,291
妳不相信我，好

991
00:49:47,041 --> 00:49:48,250
我要出門了

992
00:49:48,333 --> 00:49:51,541
我要像聖誕老人一樣去散播歡樂

993
00:49:51,625 --> 00:49:54,375
聖誕節就該這麼做，這才是聖誕精神

994
00:49:55,250 --> 00:49:57,458
-誰要跟我來？
-不要

995
00:49:57,541 --> 00:49:58,708
真假？

996
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:18,833
就是這裡

997
00:50:22,166 --> 00:50:24,041
（漢堡王）

998
00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:27,958
歡迎光臨，我叫堤多

999
00:50:28,041 --> 00:50:29,833
祝您聖誕快樂

1000
00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:31,250
請問要點什麼？

1001
00:50:31,333 --> 00:50:34,875
你好，堤多，我要20個聖誕套餐

1002
00:50:34,958 --> 00:50:41,625
您要49、59，還是69披索的套餐？

1003
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:42,708
49披索的

1004
00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:46,666
總共是980披索

1005
00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:50,125
要不要湊到1000披索
多的捐給歡樂之家？

1006
00:50:50,833 --> 00:50:51,708
不了

1007
00:50:51,791 --> 00:50:53,125
我聽不見

1008
00:50:53,208 --> 00:50:54,625
我不要

1009
00:50:54,708 --> 00:50:55,625
喂？

1010
00:50:56,625 --> 00:50:58,000
不要，我說不要

1011
00:50:58,666 --> 00:51:00,583
請問您說什麼？

1012
00:51:01,083 --> 00:51:02,208
好，湊1000

1013
00:51:02,291 --> 00:51:03,375
非常感謝

1014
00:51:04,541 --> 00:51:07,625
身心障礙兒童會很感激您的

1015
00:51:12,041 --> 00:51:13,625
嗨，你好嗎？

1016
00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:15,208
謝謝您的捐款

1017
00:51:15,833 --> 00:51:17,000
來，給你

1018
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:18,583
好的，金額無誤

1019
00:51:18,666 --> 00:51:22,583
您的聖誕套餐馬上來

1020
00:51:23,291 --> 00:51:25,791
來，感謝您的捐款

1021
00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:30,375
這筆錢將幫助挨餓的小朋友

1022
00:51:30,458 --> 00:51:35,041
他們好多天沒吃東西了

1023
00:51:36,250 --> 00:51:39,416
您的捐款可以買很多食物

1024
00:51:40,625 --> 00:51:43,000
感激不盡，祝您聖誕快樂

1025
00:51:44,208 --> 00:51:45,291
20個都在這裡了？

1026
00:51:47,458 --> 00:51:48,291
好

1027
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,916
（兒童之家）

1028
00:52:11,791 --> 00:52:14,916
修女！

1029
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:16,333
來了

1030
00:52:20,291 --> 00:52:21,125
你好

1031
00:52:21,208 --> 00:52:25,166
這些漢堡是給小朋友的聖誕大餐
再見

1032
00:52:38,833 --> 00:52:42,916
祝你生日快樂…

1033
00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:46,458
（三年後…）

1034
00:52:49,791 --> 00:52:50,708
你要去哪裡？

1035
00:52:51,208 --> 00:52:52,041
我要去…

1036
00:52:52,958 --> 00:52:54,125
打破咒語

1037
00:52:54,666 --> 00:52:57,291
等等，我要跟你談談

1038
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:00,958
已經確定了，布勞利歐要投資我的店

1039
00:53:01,041 --> 00:53:02,791
我得開個銀行帳戶

1040
00:53:03,291 --> 00:53:04,666
-誰？
-布勞利歐

1041
00:53:05,250 --> 00:53:06,500
布勞利歐是誰？

1042
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:08,666
布勞利歐德萊昂，我的天使投資人

1043
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:11,958
對，布勞利歐

1044
00:53:12,041 --> 00:53:14,083
-我真的拿寶拉沒轍
-為什麼？

1045
00:53:14,166 --> 00:53:15,708
也許我該拒絕這個機會

1046
00:53:15,791 --> 00:53:19,041
多陪陪她，確保她步入上正軌

1047
00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:20,250
你覺得呢？

1048
00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,250
寶拉被退學？

1049
00:53:22,333 --> 00:53:23,833
-幹嘛？
-對，她被退學了

1050
00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:26,250
還跟兩個我不喜歡的女生混在一起

1051
00:53:27,125 --> 00:53:29,791
看吧？跟妳說過八百萬遍了

1052
00:53:29,875 --> 00:53:32,750
事業和家庭是沒辦法兼顧的

1053
00:53:33,250 --> 00:53:34,250
-是嗎？
-對

1054
00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:36,541
那你幫我評估一下

1055
00:53:36,625 --> 00:53:37,958
我正在幫妳啊

1056
00:53:38,041 --> 00:53:40,333
我真的很想幫妳評估

1057
00:53:40,416 --> 00:53:42,458
但我被咒語纏身，先走了

1058
00:53:50,833 --> 00:53:51,791
要不要來根冰棒？

1059
00:53:51,875 --> 00:53:54,541
（美味冰棒）

1060
00:53:54,625 --> 00:53:55,458
買冰棒嗎？

1061
00:54:03,291 --> 00:54:10,291
唵

1062
00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:12,875
你還會漂浮？

1063
00:54:12,958 --> 00:54:15,333
你沒看過《賣出法拉利的僧侶》
這本書嗎？

1064
00:54:15,875 --> 00:54:18,125
很棒的書，我超愛的

1065
00:54:18,208 --> 00:54:19,666
我不讀廉價哲學

1066
00:54:19,750 --> 00:54:21,833
我在學佛，別煩我

1067
00:54:21,916 --> 00:54:26,583
是喔？我可是在想辦法解開咒語

1068
00:54:26,666 --> 00:54:29,083
佛陀要你明白一件事

1069
00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,666
這個咒語很可能是你的業障

1070
00:54:31,750 --> 00:54:33,083
-業障
-業障

1071
00:54:33,166 --> 00:54:34,166
業障

1072
00:54:34,250 --> 00:54:36,166
業障？等一下

1073
00:54:36,250 --> 00:54:38,041
你要我做的我都做了

1074
00:54:38,541 --> 00:54:41,666
先說清楚聖誕節到底要我怎樣
再來談業障

1075
00:54:41,750 --> 00:54:44,625
聖誕節跟佛陀要的是同一件事

1076
00:54:44,708 --> 00:54:46,041
-佛陀
-佛陀

1077
00:54:46,125 --> 00:54:47,291
佛陀

1078
00:54:47,375 --> 00:54:50,625
即使擁有的不多，你還是要付出

1079
00:54:50,708 --> 00:54:53,666
付出多少無所謂

1080
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:54,625
付出就是付出

1081
00:54:54,708 --> 00:54:57,166
-付出就是付出
-付出就是付出

1082
00:54:57,250 --> 00:54:58,625
付出就是付出

1083
00:54:59,291 --> 00:55:00,125
付出就是付出

1084
00:55:01,250 --> 00:55:04,041
對，就像菲托佩茲的歌

1085
00:55:05,916 --> 00:55:07,875
我都不知道菲托是佛教徒

1086
00:55:07,958 --> 00:55:09,375
是啊

1087
00:55:09,458 --> 00:55:10,625
他是我最優秀的徒弟

1088
00:55:11,125 --> 00:55:12,791
坐吧，我們繼續聊

1089
00:55:14,625 --> 00:55:15,958
唵

1090
00:55:16,041 --> 00:55:17,333
付出就是付出

1091
00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:22,125
不拘泥於可能的回報

1092
00:55:24,333 --> 00:55:27,041
付出就是付出

1093
00:55:27,708 --> 00:55:30,541
不限制他人的去留

1094
00:55:32,625 --> 00:55:34,875
當世界問為什麼？

1095
00:55:34,958 --> 00:55:36,083
-嬸嬸
-瑪瓊

1096
00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:38,125
-什麼？
-輪到妳了

1097
00:55:38,208 --> 00:55:40,375
不行，我毛線打到一半

1098
00:55:40,458 --> 00:55:43,208
我說：付出就是付出

1099
00:55:43,291 --> 00:55:44,541
誰叫妳害我倒楣

1100
00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:47,708
付出就是付出

1101
00:55:48,583 --> 00:55:51,166
-楚伊
-不了，我不玩

1102
00:55:51,250 --> 00:55:53,958
不要討關注了，趕快拿個禮物

1103
00:55:54,041 --> 00:55:57,500
我不需要禮物
我就像佛陀，我只付出

1104
00:55:57,583 --> 00:56:00,666
付出就是付出

1105
00:56:07,666 --> 00:56:12,708
祝你生日快樂…

1106
00:56:14,791 --> 00:56:18,333
（隔年平安夜…）

1107
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:19,833
兒子，你幹嘛祈禱？

1108
00:56:20,333 --> 00:56:23,208
你什麼時候開始信教了？

1109
00:56:24,083 --> 00:56:26,958
我在祈求同學別再揍我了

1110
00:56:27,583 --> 00:56:29,500
什麼？你還在被欺負？

1111
00:56:31,333 --> 00:56:33,416
-在新學校也是？
-什麼新學校？

1112
00:56:33,500 --> 00:56:37,458
我求了你一年，你都不讓我轉學

1113
00:56:55,333 --> 00:56:56,541
天后教母？

1114
00:56:58,416 --> 00:56:59,583
你現在是拉比了？

1115
00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:03,625
我認識了猶太男友
必須改信猶太教才能跟他交往

1116
00:57:04,208 --> 00:57:05,750
你又不是猶太人，來做什麼？

1117
00:57:05,833 --> 00:57:08,958
我現在什麼建議都願意聽

1118
00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:10,291
你是不是迷失了？

1119
00:57:10,375 --> 00:57:12,250
對，我迷失在你的聖誕節

1120
00:57:12,333 --> 00:57:14,166
-我的聖誕節？
-對，你的聖誕節

1121
00:57:14,250 --> 00:57:17,208
怪罪他人解決不了任何事

1122
00:57:17,291 --> 00:57:19,833
我能怎麼辦？我一點辦法也沒有

1123
00:57:19,916 --> 00:57:22,166
我們試過消業障、扮演聖誕老人

1124
00:57:22,250 --> 00:57:23,875
我需要解答，我該怎麼做？

1125
00:57:24,750 --> 00:57:27,708
我們猶太人在尋求解答的時候

1126
00:57:27,791 --> 00:57:29,208
會求助聖經

1127
00:57:29,958 --> 00:57:30,958
並且禱告

1128
00:57:31,041 --> 00:57:33,250
想跟真神溝通就禱告

1129
00:57:33,333 --> 00:57:35,291
想感謝真神也是禱告

1130
00:57:35,833 --> 00:57:38,000
-禱告吧，楚伊
-好

1131
00:57:38,500 --> 00:57:39,333
禱告

1132
00:57:40,041 --> 00:57:43,166
-需要讚美食物嗎？
-看你

1133
00:57:44,416 --> 00:57:46,541
需要跪著去教堂嗎？

1134
00:57:46,625 --> 00:57:50,500
那不是猶太傳統，但你也可以那麼做

1135
00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:05,458
萬福瑪利亞，妳充滿聖寵
主與妳同在

1136
00:58:05,541 --> 00:58:07,625
妳在婦女中受讚頌

1137
00:58:07,708 --> 00:58:10,250
妳的親子耶穌同受讚頌

1138
00:58:10,333 --> 00:58:13,666
天主聖母瑪利亞
求妳現在和我們臨終時

1139
00:58:13,750 --> 00:58:16,583
為我們罪人祈求天主，阿們

1140
00:58:16,666 --> 00:58:19,916
萬福瑪利亞，妳充滿聖寵
主與妳同在

1141
00:58:20,000 --> 00:58:22,541
妳在婦女中受讚頌

1142
00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:24,958
妳的親子耶穌同受讚頌

1143
00:58:25,041 --> 00:58:27,958
天主聖母瑪利亞
求妳現在和我們臨終時…

1144
00:58:33,916 --> 00:58:37,541
祝你生日快樂…

1145
00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:39,416
不要啊

1146
00:58:41,666 --> 00:58:42,833
（又一年…）

1147
00:58:43,708 --> 00:58:46,250
快停止這場惡夢

1148
00:58:50,500 --> 00:58:51,833
-親愛的
-什麼？

1149
00:58:51,916 --> 00:58:52,750
買禮物

1150
00:58:53,416 --> 00:58:56,416
對，我正要去商場撒錢，再見

1151
00:58:57,125 --> 00:58:59,916
-再見
-等等，我有話跟你說

1152
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:01,916
-楚伊，等等
-幹嘛？

1153
00:59:02,000 --> 00:59:04,333
你弟弟打來，他要帶兩個女的

1154
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:05,958
不是一個，是兩個

1155
00:59:07,750 --> 00:59:08,916
那俗氣的玩意呢？

1156
00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:14,291
好幾年沒掛了，你說它是老外的玩意

1157
00:59:15,791 --> 00:59:17,791
今天是你生日，但也是聖誕節

1158
00:59:18,541 --> 00:59:20,000
今年別鬧脾氣了

1159
00:59:20,083 --> 00:59:21,041
大家都很愛你

1160
00:59:21,791 --> 00:59:23,625
-好，再見
-開心點

1161
00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:37,958
（i大師）

1162
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:48,416
歡迎光臨
請問您想成為哪方面的i大師？

1163
00:59:50,166 --> 00:59:51,250
康拉多？

1164
00:59:51,333 --> 00:59:53,833
西恩費格先生在辦公室
請問需要協助嗎？

1165
00:59:53,916 --> 00:59:56,041
不，他就在妳後面

1166
00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,166
謝謝，米莉安，交給我吧

1167
00:59:58,250 --> 00:59:59,250
謝了，米莉安

1168
01:00:00,708 --> 01:00:04,083
史蒂夫賈伯斯一定會以你為榮的

1169
01:00:04,166 --> 01:00:06,125
多謝誇獎

1170
01:00:07,000 --> 01:00:08,541
真沒想到會在這裡見到你

1171
01:00:09,125 --> 01:00:11,041
我很遺憾最後是那樣收場

1172
01:00:11,125 --> 01:00:13,416
是啊，傳奇收掉太可惜了

1173
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,458
我發現時真的好難過

1174
01:00:15,958 --> 01:00:17,500
非常沉重的打擊

1175
01:00:17,583 --> 01:00:22,875
我還是覺得那家店
在數位世界大有機會

1176
01:00:23,583 --> 01:00:24,416
不可能

1177
01:00:25,541 --> 01:00:27,625
傳奇是歷史了，還“數位”咧

1178
01:00:29,291 --> 01:00:32,125
你應該來上我的課

1179
01:00:32,208 --> 01:00:33,666
你也可以成為i大師

1180
01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:36,166
什麼？不可能啦

1181
01:00:36,875 --> 01:00:39,291
我已經太老了

1182
01:00:39,375 --> 01:00:44,333
我會再創一門新的事業
不然就看看丹妮拉的進展

1183
01:00:45,625 --> 01:00:48,583
她的天使投資人
是布勞利歐德萊昂吧？

1184
01:00:50,583 --> 01:00:52,000
-應該吧
-他簡直是神

1185
01:00:52,541 --> 01:00:54,041
他投資了這一切

1186
01:00:54,125 --> 01:00:55,833
我們要開第四家店了

1187
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,041
天啊，厲害喔

1188
01:00:59,000 --> 01:00:59,958
他超屌

1189
01:01:01,500 --> 01:01:02,333
對了

1190
01:01:05,708 --> 01:01:08,166
你要不要來我的夥伴？

1191
01:01:08,750 --> 01:01:09,583
你認真？

1192
01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:11,500
你願意那麼做？

1193
01:01:12,291 --> 01:01:13,833
聖誕節嘛

1194
01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:15,916
康拉多

1195
01:01:16,958 --> 01:01:18,083
那樣太棒了

1196
01:01:19,333 --> 01:01:20,166
謝謝

1197
01:01:22,458 --> 01:01:25,583
你只要非常非常努力

1198
01:01:25,666 --> 01:01:28,791
就有機會成為當月最佳夥伴

1199
01:01:28,875 --> 01:01:30,500
（當月最佳夥伴，莎萊M）

1200
01:01:30,625 --> 01:01:32,208
很高興見到你

1201
01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:36,666
記得打給米莉安安排面試

1202
01:01:38,708 --> 01:01:40,125
對了

1203
01:01:40,916 --> 01:01:41,958
生日快樂

1204
01:01:54,541 --> 01:01:57,000
祝你生日快樂…

1205
01:01:57,083 --> 01:01:57,916
（又一年…）

1206
01:01:58,000 --> 01:02:00,583
拜託饒了我吧！

1207
01:02:03,125 --> 01:02:05,291
別鬧了，什麼海鮮素？

1208
01:02:05,375 --> 01:02:07,833
不行，吃掉

1209
01:02:07,916 --> 01:02:09,833
-可是…
-別忘了…

1210
01:02:09,916 --> 01:02:10,791
知道，禮物

1211
01:02:34,750 --> 01:02:36,541
-爸，你看
-怎麼了？

1212
01:02:37,250 --> 01:02:38,625
我買了新毛衣

1213
01:02:39,125 --> 01:02:40,375
真好看

1214
01:02:40,458 --> 01:02:42,291
-對吧？
-我也該換衣服了

1215
01:02:42,375 --> 01:02:44,750
-別動，我幫妳撕標籤
-不可以

1216
01:02:45,375 --> 01:02:47,291
-你幹嘛撕啦？
-什麼？

1217
01:02:47,375 --> 01:02:49,958
-留著標籤幹嘛？
-退貨啊

1218
01:02:50,041 --> 01:02:54,000
-退貨？我以為妳喜歡
-我要把錢拿回來

1219
01:02:54,083 --> 01:02:55,958
或是換一件新衣服

1220
01:02:56,833 --> 01:02:57,666
為什麼？

1221
01:02:58,208 --> 01:02:59,666
就是這麼一回事啊

1222
01:02:59,750 --> 01:03:00,875
哪一回事？

1223
01:03:00,958 --> 01:03:05,833
大家都這樣啊，不剪標籤就能退款

1224
01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,875
既然一定有人得付錢
別人吃虧就好啦

1225
01:03:22,750 --> 01:03:25,708
叔叔、嬸嬸！聖誕快樂！

1226
01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:28,041
老弟，快進來

1227
01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:29,458
生日快樂

1228
01:03:30,250 --> 01:03:33,291
-媽、爸，聖誕快樂
-生日快樂，兒子

1229
01:03:34,125 --> 01:03:36,041
老妹，漂亮喔

1230
01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:38,083
聖誕快樂

1231
01:03:38,166 --> 01:03:39,541
生日快樂

1232
01:04:26,708 --> 01:04:28,625
今年只有妳？

1233
01:04:28,708 --> 01:04:30,750
他們受夠你的苦瓜臉了，楚伊

1234
01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:34,500
生日快樂

1235
01:04:34,583 --> 01:04:36,458
（又一年…）

1236
01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:43,875
怎麼了，兒子？

1237
01:04:44,541 --> 01:04:45,625
又是同學幹的好事

1238
01:04:47,625 --> 01:04:49,875
到底要怎樣我才能轉學？

1239
01:04:54,416 --> 01:04:55,875
我知道你需要什麼，來

1240
01:04:56,500 --> 01:04:58,041
換衣服，跟我來

1241
01:05:01,708 --> 01:05:04,666
我因為空手道受傷後
就很討厭這些運動

1242
01:05:04,750 --> 01:05:06,500
放輕鬆

1243
01:05:06,583 --> 01:05:08,125
我要介紹冠軍給你

1244
01:05:08,625 --> 01:05:09,583
嗨，兄弟

1245
01:05:11,083 --> 01:05:12,916
-嗨，楚伊
-冠軍，你好嗎？

1246
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:13,958
很好，你呢？

1247
01:05:14,041 --> 01:05:17,583
-我遇上一點麻煩
-怎麼了？我馬上來

1248
01:05:17,666 --> 01:05:18,500
好

1249
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:21,750
-嗨，楚伊
-冠軍，最近好嗎？

1250
01:05:22,416 --> 01:05:24,375
我兒子被欺負了

1251
01:05:24,458 --> 01:05:26,791
-什麼？怎麼會？
-很扯吧？

1252
01:05:26,875 --> 01:05:29,083
我來教你幾招

1253
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,500
像這樣舉起雙手

1254
01:05:32,125 --> 01:05:33,583
移動腰部，舉起拳頭

1255
01:05:38,583 --> 01:05:41,500
-聽話，拳頭舉起來
-來吧

1256
01:05:41,583 --> 01:05:42,708
教教他吧，冠軍

1257
01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:45,166
-教他如何自衛
-這就是你要的？

1258
01:05:45,750 --> 01:05:46,666
你要我去打人？

1259
01:05:47,458 --> 01:05:48,416
不，兒子

1260
01:05:49,750 --> 01:05:52,916
我只是想要你學會保護自己

1261
01:05:54,416 --> 01:05:56,833
-爸，這是在浪費時間
-什麼？

1262
01:05:56,916 --> 01:05:57,750
為什麼？

1263
01:05:59,000 --> 01:06:00,000
你不懂

1264
01:06:00,583 --> 01:06:01,458
什麼？

1265
01:06:02,416 --> 01:06:04,000
你根本沒看見真正的我

1266
01:06:05,541 --> 01:06:06,833
這話什麼意思？

1267
01:06:07,541 --> 01:06:08,375
奧斯卡！

1268
01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:11,625
別激動，楚伊
不是每件事都能靠拳頭解決

1269
01:06:31,125 --> 01:06:35,500
（12月24日，平安夜）

1270
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:49,125
早安

1271
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:51,541
-生日快樂
-生日快樂

1272
01:06:53,375 --> 01:06:54,750
沒有蛋糕？

1273
01:06:58,250 --> 01:06:59,458
小兔，妳在忙什麼？

1274
01:06:59,541 --> 01:07:01,916
我在繳稅

1275
01:07:03,958 --> 01:07:04,791
奧斯卡呢？

1276
01:07:05,541 --> 01:07:07,708
爸，我們今年要怎麼過？

1277
01:07:07,791 --> 01:07:10,625
-要跪著去教堂嗎？
-妳是怎麼回事？

1278
01:07:10,708 --> 01:07:11,541
什麼？

1279
01:07:11,625 --> 01:07:13,416
妳哪時這麼憤世嫉俗了？

1280
01:07:14,250 --> 01:07:15,750
你以為我是遺傳誰？

1281
01:07:15,833 --> 01:07:17,291
等等，別走

1282
01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:19,416
-妳到底怎麼了？
-什麼意思？

1283
01:07:19,916 --> 01:07:22,625
-妳以前不是這樣的
-我以前怎樣？

1284
01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:24,958
不知道，跟現在不一樣

1285
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,416
-好
-對，不一樣

1286
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:27,958
妳以前很可愛的

1287
01:07:28,583 --> 01:07:30,583
現在卻很刻薄

1288
01:07:30,666 --> 01:07:33,625
-這就是人生囉
-不對，人生不該是這樣

1289
01:07:35,333 --> 01:07:37,500
好，夠了

1290
01:07:38,125 --> 01:07:39,625
等等

1291
01:07:41,583 --> 01:07:42,750
楚伊，黑素斯

1292
01:07:43,250 --> 01:07:45,416
-幹嘛？
-你又要走了？

1293
01:07:45,500 --> 01:07:48,041
抱歉，我被困住太久了

1294
01:07:48,875 --> 01:07:50,791
你說得對，太久了

1295
01:08:43,875 --> 01:08:45,708
喂，先生

1296
01:08:45,791 --> 01:08:49,333
不要坐在禮物上
那是紙糊的，會壞掉啦

1297
01:08:49,416 --> 01:08:50,750
你在這裡做什麼？

1298
01:08:51,250 --> 01:08:53,125
你算什麼神仙教母啊？

1299
01:08:53,208 --> 01:08:56,166
我是你在最需要的時候
出現的神仙教母

1300
01:08:56,250 --> 01:09:00,500
我不需要你，就像我不需要聖誕節

1301
01:09:00,583 --> 01:09:02,916
你需要我解除咒語，楚伊

1302
01:09:03,000 --> 01:09:04,375
那就動手啊

1303
01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:07,541
你知道最不可思議的是什麼嗎？

1304
01:09:07,625 --> 01:09:12,125
我告訴過你該做些什麼
你偏偏都不去做

1305
01:09:12,208 --> 01:09:15,458
鬼扯什麼？
我完全照你的吩咐去做了

1306
01:09:16,250 --> 01:09:17,416
那些變裝的你

1307
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:19,916
首先，那些不是變裝

1308
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,000
我就是這樣

1309
01:09:21,083 --> 01:09:23,166
我哪裡惹到你了？

1310
01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:26,208
你沒有惹到我，只有愧對你的家人

1311
01:09:26,291 --> 01:09:28,208
你偷走了我的家人

1312
01:09:28,291 --> 01:09:30,333
我要他們做什麼？

1313
01:09:30,416 --> 01:09:33,166
讓他們來當我的小精靈嗎？太扯了

1314
01:09:33,666 --> 01:09:36,750
你沒搞懂，楚伊
你老早就推開他們了

1315
01:09:36,833 --> 01:09:42,000
咒語只是幫助你看清
不改變自己的未來是什麼樣子

1316
01:09:42,583 --> 01:09:44,791
這些年的平安夜

1317
01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:47,666
你都只想著要解除咒語
而不是改變自己

1318
01:09:48,291 --> 01:09:49,250
我沒有變嗎？

1319
01:09:49,333 --> 01:09:51,666
假設這裡是大學

1320
01:09:51,750 --> 01:09:56,125
教授問你覺得自己應該得到幾分

1321
01:09:56,208 --> 01:09:58,208
你會給自己幾分？100分？

1322
01:09:58,291 --> 01:09:59,666
可能不是100分…

1323
01:09:59,750 --> 01:10:00,583
90分？

1324
01:10:02,166 --> 01:10:03,625
這個嘛…

1325
01:10:04,208 --> 01:10:06,333
-80分？
-對，80分

1326
01:10:06,416 --> 01:10:09,750
拜託，80分？

1327
01:10:09,833 --> 01:10:11,166
對，就是80分

1328
01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,208
既然我是教授，我要你50分

1329
01:10:14,291 --> 01:10:15,708
你要當掉我？

1330
01:10:15,791 --> 01:10:19,541
對，你是我這輩子遇過最糟糕的學生

1331
01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:20,958
不，等等

1332
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,541
50分加80分

1333
01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:24,458
總共是130分

1334
01:10:24,958 --> 01:10:26,708
除以2就是65分

1335
01:10:26,791 --> 01:10:29,041
及格啦，勉強通過

1336
01:10:29,541 --> 01:10:32,500
好吧，這麼說很合理

1337
01:10:32,583 --> 01:10:34,166
但你什麼都沒學到

1338
01:10:34,250 --> 01:10:36,083
什麼？我學到教訓了

1339
01:10:36,583 --> 01:10:38,208
拜託解除咒語吧

1340
01:10:38,291 --> 01:10:39,125
好

1341
01:10:39,208 --> 01:10:41,041
你不會困在聖誕迴圈了

1342
01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:43,416
但你不會喜歡的

1343
01:10:44,625 --> 01:10:48,833
你是認真要解除咒語嗎？
還是在耍我？

1344
01:10:49,416 --> 01:10:51,250
-準備好了嗎？
-好了

1345
01:10:51,750 --> 01:10:57,500
好好珍惜現在和未來的家人

1346
01:10:57,583 --> 01:10:59,666
多為他人著想

1347
01:11:00,416 --> 01:11:01,541
好

1348
01:11:01,625 --> 01:11:03,708
親愛的聖誕節

1349
01:11:04,333 --> 01:11:06,291
白色聖誕節

1350
01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:10,750
充滿歡樂和喜悅的日子

1351
01:11:11,375 --> 01:11:15,500
我也會在聖誕節唱歌，耶！

1352
01:11:16,125 --> 01:11:16,958
你要唱歌？

1353
01:11:17,041 --> 01:11:18,416
安靜

1354
01:11:18,500 --> 01:11:21,708
東西南北

1355
01:11:21,791 --> 01:11:23,708
時間到

1356
01:11:24,291 --> 01:11:26,625
天靈靈、地靈靈

1357
01:11:43,625 --> 01:11:44,708
謝了，天后教母

1358
01:11:45,583 --> 01:11:46,875
（終於不是平安夜了）

1359
01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:48,583
好鄰居，愛情萬歲！

1360
01:11:48,666 --> 01:11:50,833
-午安
-聖誕快樂

1361
01:11:50,916 --> 01:11:51,750
我的車呢？

1362
01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:54,958
對了，回娘家

1363
01:11:56,500 --> 01:11:57,333
計程車！

1364
01:11:59,500 --> 01:12:01,875
謝了，索爾

1365
01:12:01,958 --> 01:12:03,375
保重，聖誕快樂

1366
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,708
聖誕快樂，鄰居

1367
01:12:05,791 --> 01:12:06,666
鄰居

1368
01:12:08,166 --> 01:12:10,750
聖誕快樂，人生苦短，好好把握

1369
01:12:11,375 --> 01:12:12,541
聖誕快樂

1370
01:12:13,333 --> 01:12:14,750
聖誕快樂！

1371
01:12:24,125 --> 01:12:27,291
-阿圖羅，真高興見到你
-黑素斯，你來做什麼？

1372
01:12:27,375 --> 01:12:28,625
-什麼意思？
-丹妮拉

1373
01:12:29,125 --> 01:12:30,083
我來吃晚餐

1374
01:12:30,166 --> 01:12:31,000
丹妮拉

1375
01:12:32,833 --> 01:12:34,541
什麼事？

1376
01:12:34,625 --> 01:12:35,458
寶貝

1377
01:12:36,041 --> 01:12:37,583
我打破咒語了

1378
01:12:37,666 --> 01:12:38,833
我們來慶祝吧

1379
01:12:38,916 --> 01:12:40,958
不，楚伊，我們得談談

1380
01:12:41,541 --> 01:12:42,375
好

1381
01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:45,125
我去找律師了

1382
01:12:46,958 --> 01:12:48,000
什麼？

1383
01:12:48,625 --> 01:12:50,708
我決定要跟你離婚

1384
01:12:52,166 --> 01:12:53,583
這話什麼意思？

1385
01:12:54,333 --> 01:12:55,166
我…

1386
01:12:56,375 --> 01:12:58,041
妳一夜之間決定的？

1387
01:12:58,125 --> 01:13:00,250
並不是一夜之間，黑素斯

1388
01:13:00,333 --> 01:13:04,625
我用盡各種方法，試圖修復這段婚姻
可是都不成功

1389
01:13:04,708 --> 01:13:07,916
可是我來了啊

1390
01:13:08,000 --> 01:13:10,541
你無視自己擁有的一切

1391
01:13:10,625 --> 01:13:12,083
只會糾結自己沒有的

1392
01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:14,791
現在你失去了一切

1393
01:13:29,375 --> 01:13:30,208
到此為止了

1394
01:13:36,708 --> 01:13:37,541
到此為止？

1395
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:42,833
可是…

1396
01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:46,375
丹妮拉！

1397
01:14:26,416 --> 01:14:29,708
我不要這樣，天后教母

1398
01:14:51,625 --> 01:14:53,291
-是誰？
-是楚伊，爸

1399
01:14:55,500 --> 01:14:57,250
-兒子
-爸

1400
01:15:00,666 --> 01:15:01,666
真是驚喜

1401
01:15:02,375 --> 01:15:03,208
是啊

1402
01:15:03,708 --> 01:15:05,333
回娘家取消了

1403
01:15:05,916 --> 01:15:08,375
我決定來見見我最愛的兩個人

1404
01:15:11,625 --> 01:15:12,625
兩個人？

1405
01:15:14,041 --> 01:15:15,666
-什麼？
-進來吧

1406
01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:31,541
妳說得對

1407
01:15:33,083 --> 01:15:35,083
真的是妳最後一年了

1408
01:15:36,916 --> 01:15:39,708
我竟然還嫌棄她的起司醬

1409
01:15:41,208 --> 01:15:42,583
不只那樣

1410
01:15:43,166 --> 01:15:45,500
你還說了很多別的

1411
01:15:47,083 --> 01:15:47,916
對，但是…

1412
01:15:51,708 --> 01:15:53,500
為何突然如此感傷？

1413
01:15:54,875 --> 01:15:56,250
都過十個月了

1414
01:15:59,625 --> 01:16:01,291
可是

1415
01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:04,041
這是第一個沒有她的聖誕節

1416
01:16:09,458 --> 01:16:13,458
彷彿她今年過世了好幾次

1417
01:16:15,666 --> 01:16:16,666
是啊

1418
01:16:18,250 --> 01:16:20,375
我也這麼覺得

1419
01:16:23,291 --> 01:16:24,208
每天都是

1420
01:16:45,041 --> 01:16:45,875
天啊

1421
01:16:48,041 --> 01:16:50,666
廣告就愛推銷幸福家庭的概念

1422
01:16:51,583 --> 01:16:52,458
哪有

1423
01:16:53,416 --> 01:16:54,833
純粹是你太憤世嫉俗

1424
01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:58,250
老是在跟弟弟妹妹吵架

1425
01:16:59,041 --> 01:17:01,333
別提老弟了

1426
01:17:02,375 --> 01:17:05,291
你和媽養出一條大懶蟲

1427
01:17:06,375 --> 01:17:07,416
才沒有

1428
01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,333
有

1429
01:17:09,208 --> 01:17:12,625
我一直搞不懂你幹嘛給他那塊地

1430
01:17:15,500 --> 01:17:18,875
家人有難時
就是財產派上用場的時候

1431
01:17:19,916 --> 01:17:23,291
你不知道你弟破產了嗎？

1432
01:17:23,375 --> 01:17:25,083
我不忍心讓他流落街頭

1433
01:17:25,166 --> 01:17:27,666
誰有需要，那塊地就給誰

1434
01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:30,583
他陷入困境了

1435
01:17:31,416 --> 01:17:34,333
我不是他老闆，我是他爸爸

1436
01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:36,833
我也需要爸爸啊

1437
01:17:37,708 --> 01:17:41,125
你老是忘了我的生日

1438
01:17:41,208 --> 01:17:43,583
怎樣？那是什麼表情？

1439
01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:45,750
記得我六歲的時候嗎？

1440
01:17:45,833 --> 01:17:48,958
那天你們都忘了我的生日

1441
01:17:49,875 --> 01:17:52,458
整天都沒人記得

1442
01:17:52,541 --> 01:17:55,208
一直到我晚餐時大哭

1443
01:17:55,291 --> 01:17:56,708
你們才突然想起來

1444
01:17:57,333 --> 01:18:01,416
為了安慰我，你給了我這隻破錶

1445
01:18:02,000 --> 01:18:02,833
我一點都不喜歡

1446
01:18:04,833 --> 01:18:06,541
你就愛裝受虐兒

1447
01:18:06,625 --> 01:18:09,166
如果你在煩惱這個，那你很幸福

1448
01:18:10,666 --> 01:18:13,625
討厭它就別戴了啊

1449
01:18:21,000 --> 01:18:24,750
（12月26日）

1450
01:18:34,041 --> 01:18:35,041
什麼事，康拉多？

1451
01:18:35,666 --> 01:18:38,250
你在哪裡？你7點就該到了

1452
01:18:46,500 --> 01:18:48,291
歡迎光臨i大師

1453
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:07,833
喂，女兒

1454
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,041
要不要一起吃晚餐？

1455
01:19:10,541 --> 01:19:12,083
不了，爸，打給弟吧

1456
01:19:13,500 --> 01:19:15,083
妳弟弟不接電話

1457
01:19:15,166 --> 01:19:17,458
那就打給媽，把事情解決了

1458
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:46,541
請問這束花怎麼賣？

1459
01:19:46,625 --> 01:19:47,875
100披索

1460
01:19:48,458 --> 01:19:49,500
我要這一束

1461
01:19:50,083 --> 01:19:51,458
沒問題，這束很漂亮

1462
01:19:51,541 --> 01:19:55,208
（12月27日）

1463
01:19:57,333 --> 01:19:59,583
（席薇亞艾斯皮諾薩
我們都好愛妳）

1464
01:19:59,666 --> 01:20:00,583
嗨，媽

1465
01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:04,291
妳走得太早了

1466
01:20:09,458 --> 01:20:10,291
請原諒我

1467
01:20:14,750 --> 01:20:16,916
原諒我沒耐性

1468
01:20:20,541 --> 01:20:22,375
總是鬧脾氣

1469
01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:28,916
妳是個好母親

1470
01:20:34,083 --> 01:20:35,416
請原諒我

1471
01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:41,916
雖然我的家人
是一群吵吵鬧鬧的吸血蟲

1472
01:20:43,916 --> 01:20:45,208
但大家都很溫暖

1473
01:20:56,416 --> 01:20:57,583
我很幸福

1474
01:21:02,083 --> 01:21:05,000
真希望妳還在

1475
01:21:06,416 --> 01:21:09,541
我好想吃妳的火雞配起司醬

1476
01:21:15,541 --> 01:21:16,375
我好想妳

1477
01:21:26,458 --> 01:21:28,458
你還好嗎？電話裡聽起來不太妙

1478
01:21:28,541 --> 01:21:30,166
好像出了什麼緊急狀況

1479
01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,750
-是啊
-沒事吧？

1480
01:21:32,833 --> 01:21:39,041
我一直在思考
我們之間的衝突和爭執

1481
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:41,875
為了媽

1482
01:21:42,500 --> 01:21:44,666
我們應該修改遺囑

1483
01:21:45,708 --> 01:21:47,541
還有地契

1484
01:21:47,625 --> 01:21:48,458
好

1485
01:21:49,041 --> 01:21:50,000
你打算怎麼樣？

1486
01:21:50,500 --> 01:21:54,625
要我們共同持有，還是你單獨持有？

1487
01:21:55,916 --> 01:21:57,708
我覺得你應該單獨持有

1488
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:00,083
你會好好運用它的

1489
01:22:02,208 --> 01:22:03,625
-真的嗎？
-真的

1490
01:22:36,833 --> 01:22:41,500
（12月28日）

1491
01:22:47,500 --> 01:22:48,583
噢，楚伊

1492
01:23:06,041 --> 01:23:06,875
妳好

1493
01:23:08,541 --> 01:23:10,000
我想找丹妮拉

1494
01:23:10,083 --> 01:23:13,333
不好意思，她特別吩咐不能讓你進去

1495
01:23:14,041 --> 01:23:15,208
拜託了，這很重要

1496
01:23:15,791 --> 01:23:17,208
我不能讓你進去

1497
01:23:17,291 --> 01:23:19,666
幫個忙吧，我得跟她談談

1498
01:23:19,750 --> 01:23:21,291
我不能那麼做，她說不行

1499
01:23:28,916 --> 01:23:31,875
兩位，可以讓我們獨處一下嗎？

1500
01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:34,625
謝謝

1501
01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:37,791
謝謝

1502
01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:40,125
我來了

1503
01:23:41,791 --> 01:23:42,625
那是什麼？

1504
01:23:44,166 --> 01:23:45,000
給妳的

1505
01:23:45,625 --> 01:23:46,791
因為我都叫妳小兔

1506
01:23:48,166 --> 01:23:50,041
對，謝謝

1507
01:23:51,916 --> 01:23:52,916
丹妮拉，原諒我吧

1508
01:23:53,000 --> 01:23:54,958
就算是一秒鐘也好

1509
01:23:55,041 --> 01:23:56,958
“原諒我”只是嘴上說說

1510
01:23:57,041 --> 01:23:58,750
然後呢？又如何？

1511
01:23:58,833 --> 01:24:01,041
我明白，但我現在只能做到這樣

1512
01:24:01,666 --> 01:24:03,500
我真的很後悔

1513
01:24:04,791 --> 01:24:05,625
我認真的

1514
01:24:07,583 --> 01:24:08,416
楚伊

1515
01:24:09,041 --> 01:24:10,083
我真的好累

1516
01:24:10,583 --> 01:24:12,625
我一再說服你

1517
01:24:13,791 --> 01:24:17,125
我有能力成就一番事業

1518
01:24:17,208 --> 01:24:18,291
請原諒我

1519
01:24:19,125 --> 01:24:22,708
我為妳和妳的成就感到驕傲

1520
01:24:23,875 --> 01:24:26,000
我很開心妳能實現夢想

1521
01:24:26,833 --> 01:24:28,791
妳說得很對

1522
01:24:31,166 --> 01:24:32,041
我擁有一切

1523
01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:33,791
也失去了一切

1524
01:24:35,333 --> 01:24:39,083
我只求能跟你們吃頓晚餐

1525
01:24:39,833 --> 01:24:42,208
一起吃聖誕大餐

1526
01:24:42,291 --> 01:24:44,666
你想吃聖誕大餐？

1527
01:24:45,250 --> 01:24:46,083
對

1528
01:24:53,166 --> 01:24:54,291
奧斯卡不會答應的

1529
01:24:55,083 --> 01:24:56,041
為什麼？

1530
01:24:56,125 --> 01:24:59,416
你忘記他出櫃那次你搞的鬧劇了嗎？

1531
01:24:59,500 --> 01:25:02,500
他不會答應的
你生日那天他也沒打來

1532
01:25:05,083 --> 01:25:05,916
他在哪裡？

1533
01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:16,833
兒子

1534
01:25:17,791 --> 01:25:18,625
奧斯卡

1535
01:25:19,375 --> 01:25:22,583
-我得跟你談談
-你來做什麼？

1536
01:25:23,916 --> 01:25:25,583
我想跟你道歉

1537
01:25:26,375 --> 01:25:27,791
為什麼道歉？

1538
01:25:28,500 --> 01:25:30,125
為了我做的一切

1539
01:25:30,208 --> 01:25:31,125
不，爸

1540
01:25:31,666 --> 01:25:33,625
你得拿出更多誠意

1541
01:25:34,416 --> 01:25:35,416
為什麼道歉？

1542
01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:40,500
聽說你告訴我那件事的時候
我的反應不太好

1543
01:25:40,583 --> 01:25:41,416
聽說？

1544
01:25:41,916 --> 01:25:43,500
我那天跟你說了什麼？

1545
01:25:44,958 --> 01:25:46,083
原諒我吧，兒子

1546
01:25:47,583 --> 01:25:49,166
你對我出櫃的時候

1547
01:25:50,041 --> 01:25:51,416
我的反應太糟糕了

1548
01:25:53,500 --> 01:25:55,791
你那天說要跟男友同居

1549
01:25:55,875 --> 01:25:58,583
爸，你試圖把我拖去脫衣舞俱樂部

1550
01:25:59,625 --> 01:26:02,500
你還在餐廳裡大哭

1551
01:26:02,583 --> 01:26:05,166
那你幹嘛在餐廳告訴我？

1552
01:26:05,250 --> 01:26:07,458
這樣你才不會鬧事啊

1553
01:26:07,541 --> 01:26:10,875
你應該更了解我的，你明知我的脾氣

1554
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:13,041
-你這樣是在道歉？
-不是

1555
01:26:13,916 --> 01:26:14,750
對啦

1556
01:26:15,875 --> 01:26:16,708
你花了

1557
01:26:18,166 --> 01:26:19,000
一輩子

1558
01:26:19,500 --> 01:26:21,500
想把我變成另一個人

1559
01:26:22,416 --> 01:26:23,958
你只看我的缺點

1560
01:26:24,041 --> 01:26:25,666
所以現在我來了，兒子

1561
01:26:27,375 --> 01:26:28,791
我看見了真正的你

1562
01:26:29,458 --> 01:26:30,875
我很珍惜你

1563
01:26:32,083 --> 01:26:33,291
我愛你，兒子

1564
01:26:33,833 --> 01:26:35,250
原諒我吧

1565
01:26:38,416 --> 01:26:40,625
你要去哪裡？等等，兒子

1566
01:26:41,791 --> 01:26:42,625
兒子

1567
01:27:07,625 --> 01:27:08,541
對不起，兒子

1568
01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:17,500
我也愛你，爸

1569
01:27:20,458 --> 01:27:21,333
他是湯米

1570
01:27:22,125 --> 01:27:23,041
你好，爸

1571
01:27:23,875 --> 01:27:25,208
很高興認識你，湯米

1572
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:35,750
我想準備一頓聖誕大餐

1573
01:27:41,291 --> 01:27:42,125
你們來幹嘛？

1574
01:27:43,250 --> 01:27:44,791
我們要做聖誕大餐

1575
01:27:45,791 --> 01:27:49,583
你在說什麼？聖誕節都過了

1576
01:27:49,666 --> 01:27:53,083
我知道，但我們想跟妳一起慶祝

1577
01:27:53,166 --> 01:27:58,041
謝了，我不餓，也沒心情

1578
01:27:58,125 --> 01:27:59,833
所以才要吃啊

1579
01:27:59,916 --> 01:28:01,375
妳看，大家都來了

1580
01:28:02,000 --> 01:28:05,000
不論發生什麼事，我們永遠是一家人

1581
01:28:05,083 --> 01:28:06,666
來吧，一起吃晚餐

1582
01:28:07,916 --> 01:28:08,750
來吧

1583
01:28:13,583 --> 01:28:15,125
臨時準備的，大家湊合點

1584
01:28:15,958 --> 01:28:17,875
我想說幾句話

1585
01:28:19,291 --> 01:28:20,500
表達我的敬意

1586
01:28:20,583 --> 01:28:22,750
感謝大家齊聚一堂

1587
01:28:23,666 --> 01:28:25,000
一起共享聖誕大餐

1588
01:28:25,875 --> 01:28:26,958
實現了我的心願

1589
01:28:27,041 --> 01:28:29,750
我知道聖誕節已經過了
但還是很謝謝大家

1590
01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:34,250
謝謝爸和老弟，謝謝你們願意出席

1591
01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:37,375
謝謝大家實現了這場聖誕大餐

1592
01:28:37,458 --> 01:28:38,291
謝謝

1593
01:28:38,375 --> 01:28:39,208
乾杯

1594
01:28:41,416 --> 01:28:43,416
謝謝你們願意出席

1595
01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:46,333
謝謝大家實現了這場聖誕大餐

1596
01:28:46,416 --> 01:28:49,458
-乾杯
-乾杯

1597
01:28:49,541 --> 01:28:51,250
-湯米，歡迎你
-謝謝

1598
01:28:51,333 --> 01:28:53,083
-他成功了
-他成功了

1599
01:28:53,166 --> 01:28:54,958
-他成功了
-他成功了

1600
01:28:56,250 --> 01:28:58,000
她正在天堂看著我們

1601
01:28:59,083 --> 01:29:02,250
他成功了

1602
01:29:07,291 --> 01:29:10,250
他成功了

1603
01:29:10,333 --> 01:29:12,458
-怎麼回事？
-他成功了

1604
01:29:12,541 --> 01:29:13,750
我看看

1605
01:29:20,166 --> 01:29:22,541
終於啊，你們準備好了嗎？

1606
01:29:22,625 --> 01:29:24,083
準備好了

1607
01:29:24,833 --> 01:29:26,833
我真的好想你媽

1608
01:29:31,625 --> 01:29:32,708
多吃點，爸

1609
01:29:34,375 --> 01:29:35,333
怎麼回事？

1610
01:29:36,458 --> 01:29:38,041
-什麼？
-都28號了

1611
01:29:46,333 --> 01:29:47,166
真美

1612
01:30:03,833 --> 01:30:04,666
爸

1613
01:30:05,833 --> 01:30:07,958
我可以重寫給聖誕老人的信嗎？

1614
01:30:12,833 --> 01:30:15,416
拜託啦，爸

1615
01:30:16,958 --> 01:30:17,791
當然，寶貝

1616
01:30:18,916 --> 01:30:19,875
沒問題

1617
01:30:21,708 --> 01:30:23,000
當然可以重寫了

1618
01:30:23,625 --> 01:30:25,708
我也想重寫

1619
01:30:26,916 --> 01:30:27,750
你也是？

1620
01:30:31,916 --> 01:30:34,916
孩子們，祝爸爸生日快樂

1621
01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:42,000
祝你生日快樂…

1622
01:30:47,000 --> 01:30:49,708
（我好愛你，大壽星！）

1623
01:30:56,500 --> 01:31:00,541
曾經有朋友要我享受人生的點滴

1624
01:31:00,625 --> 01:31:03,791
我已經不記得那是多久前的事了

1625
01:31:04,750 --> 01:31:05,875
當時的我很不一樣

1626
01:31:05,958 --> 01:31:08,125
-什麼事？
-賞點零錢吧

1627
01:31:08,208 --> 01:31:09,166
零錢？

1628
01:31:09,250 --> 01:31:10,666
要不要來工作？

1629
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:12,875
-會擦窗戶嗎？上車
-好

1630
01:31:31,583 --> 01:31:35,083
我不懂得珍惜那些愛我、包容我的人

1631
01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:37,875
要不要做我的生意夥伴？

1632
01:31:39,916 --> 01:31:41,125
-合夥人？
-沒錯

1633
01:31:45,541 --> 01:31:48,541
我以為聖誕節不過是場鬧劇

1634
01:31:48,625 --> 01:31:51,625
前一天大家還充滿愛與歡樂

1635
01:31:52,250 --> 01:31:54,125
隔天就忘個精光

1636
01:31:54,625 --> 01:31:56,250
起司醬

1637
01:31:56,333 --> 01:31:58,083
我學會了一件事

1638
01:31:58,166 --> 01:32:01,916
重要的不只是聖誕節

1639
01:32:02,000 --> 01:32:05,875
還包括之後的每一天

1640
01:32:14,166 --> 01:32:17,041
我見識了冷漠的人生

1641
01:32:17,625 --> 01:32:18,916
我不建議任何人輕易嘗試

1642
01:32:20,333 --> 01:32:22,208
聖誕節這天

1643
01:32:22,291 --> 01:32:24,875
請好好擁抱身邊的人

1644
01:32:24,958 --> 01:32:27,291
想想那些不在身邊的人

1645
01:32:29,083 --> 01:32:32,583
忘了我之前那些胡說八道吧

1646
01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:36,791
世界其實充滿了溫暖

1647
01:32:36,875 --> 01:32:40,666
祝你生日快樂…

1648
01:32:40,750 --> 01:32:42,916
但你們一定早就知道了

1649
01:32:58,208 --> 01:32:59,250
妳要去哪裡？

1650
01:32:59,333 --> 01:33:01,291
-回娘家
-我可以去嗎？

1651
01:33:02,458 --> 01:33:03,291
你認真？

1652
01:39:47,000 --> 01:39:49,000
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