- Dead ahead.
Dead ahead.
- Right, dude, come on, get those empties up.
Let's go, let's go!
- He's going for it. - You excited?
- He's going for it.
It's all up to you.
Can he prove, he's more than a fucking stoner.
- Doubt it.
Target in sight.
- No, stop it, assholes, stop it.
The earth is poisoned enough without your garbage.
- Calm down, witchy poo.
They're just the empties.
- No, no, the earth is alive.
It can feel pain.
- You're gonna feel pain in about two seconds.
- Oh my God, do not do it, don't, Kim.
- Coexist, bitch. - I, okay.
- Don't! - Hey, hey!
- Here we go, here we go, here we go.
- Let's not.
Let's not but say we did, okay?
- Fucking serious, right now?
- They're recyclable.
- Dude, there's like fucking cleaning crews
to pick this shit up.
We're giving them work. - It's good for the economy.
- Jesus Christ, fucking buzz kills around here.
- Thank you.
- Idiots.
- Heads up!
- Guys, seriously, it's dripping!
You okay?
- Lovely start to a chill night.
What, am I missing something?
- What, Lindsay and Landon are meeting us there.
- Landon, who's Landon?
- Lindsay's newest rando? - Yeah.
- How rando, like work release rando or something?
- Or something. - Or something.
- Hey, Maddie, pick.
- I don't wanna play.
- It's not a game.
This is a ritual that's been practiced
by the women in my family for centuries.
You know, in our coven.
- Selene, your mother is an accountant, no?
- My grandmother, taught me to read Tarot.
- It is, okay, girl.
I'll buy you a broom and a pointy hat.
Maybe that'll make you a witch.
- I'm a witch, damn it. - She's a witch!
- She's a witch, she's a witch, she's a witch!
She's a witch, she's a witch, she's a witch!
- Oh.
- I'm sorry.
Okay, let's play, I'll play.
Or I won't play.
It's not a game.
What is it?
You'll read me, read me, read me.
- I'll read you.
- Okay, tell my fortune, read my palm.
- Well, you have to pick your card.
- Okay.
- Let's do it!
- Don't drop them.
- Hold on to 'em.
- Hey, bitch, get the beer.
- Hey how about this, huh?
- I got it. - Let's go.
Woo!
- Got you more wood.
- You say you got wood for my girl, Greg?
Is that what you just said?
- No.
- Yo, Greg,
I found your wood right here, bro.
- Thanks, Greg.
It's so nice to actually have somebody here
that I can count on.
Maddie, can you give me a hand?
- Well.
- He isn't that bad when it's just the two of us.
He's different with an audience.
- Really?
- Yeah, he's really fun.
And he's got a huge dick.
- Nothing wrong with that.
Better than another dry spell.
- It was not a dry, it was barely even a month.
- You're practically a born again virgin.
- Okay, stop, okay?
- Selene was about to sacrifice you over the camp fire.
- Oh.
Oh, that's really gonna hurt.
- Let's see if I can fix that.
Pick a pill. - No.
- JK, you don't have a choice.
Oh, yes.
Come on, just swallow it down, you'll be all right.
We already have one stiff in the group.
- I thought there were only gonna be a few of us.
- Yeah, so I opened up the invite.
I mean, the more the merrier, right?
- I'm just, I'm not feeling right about this.
About him.
- Look at me.
Maddie, We are illegally camping in a state park
with beer and weed.
You just gotta enjoy it, girl.
- I am, I just, I don't know.
I just feel like I'm wasting my life.
- Well, you're 20 years old.
You can grow up later.
That's my plan.
- Isn't life's supposed to be about more
than just hanging around all day and getting fucked up?
- No, it's also about getting laid.
- I just want a little more, that's all.
I really wanna go back to school.
- God, you know you will.
You will, okay, but do you really
have to think about that right now?
- No.
- All right, so just have fun and worry
about it tomorrow, okay?
- There's just junk in here.
- Yes, that is for the munchies.
- What the hell are we gonna eat?
- We're catching dinner tonight.
- That's absolutely disgusting.
I'm not eating raccoon.
Did I remember to bring the cheetos?
- Guys, I was just, it's a joke.
We actually, we actually have meat.
- Shh, easy, killer.
You can't be waving your meat at me.
You know Cort will get the wrong idea.
- What's going on over there?
- God, I'll be right back, guys.
- I don't like him either.
- I guess he's just her type.
- She likes you.
- Yeah, as a friend, I know.
- Forget Cort, you're part of the squad.
- It's just,
we've known each other since sixth grade, right?
I mean, don't you think that's enough time for her
to get to notice me as anything other than her fucking
donkey carrying her shit around, I mean?
- Don't worry, you'll find someone who appreciates you.
- Forever in the friend zone.
- I'm your friend too, you know.
- Yeah, but that's different.
She's hot.
I'm kidding.
- What's up, bitches?
- Jess! - Hey!
- Hey, what up, cous?
- We made it. - Fuckin' late.
- Well, you know, we got a little distracted
and one thing leads to another and.
- Cort, our boy is becoming a man.
- Shit getting serious between you two?
Thinking about our family's gene pool here.
- Dude, he acts like we're married.
Do I look like a fuckin' wifey?
- What's up?
- Anyone else crashing or quiet gathering?
- What are you talking about?
I told you they were coming, right?
- No, you didn't, just like the others.
- I'm gonna go see if the single one needs a drink.
- I mean, did they even bring anything?
- You know, Maddie, this is getting old so fast.
This isn't a girls' night, you know that, right?
This is a party with friends,
and we're supposed to be having fun, right?
Right?
- Right. - Right.
So don't always make it about you, Jesus.
- Reload, Gregeth.
Beautiful, beautiful.
- What do you see?
- Oh, Ursa minor?
- Besides that.
- What, besides the stars?
- Yeah.
You know, our ancestors, the nomads,
they roamed the desert and...
- I'm of French Canadian descent.
- We all share common DNA, Maddie.
The nomads, they used the stars
for so much more than just direction and time.
And the stars tell us about who we are
and where we come from spiritually.
- Right.
- Give me your hand.
I'll tell you your future.
- What are you seeing?
- I see...
I see a clear path.
It, it looks like all the obstacles
in your life are going to be removed.
- I'm good, thanks.
Still need to navigate the present, but maybe later, okay?
Dinner ready?
- Huh, it's ready as it'll be.
- It must be. - When was this?
- Two weeks ago.
- It's not a big thing.
- Dude, like I'm telling you,
Goose smells so fucking bad, dude.
I went into his room the other day.
I was like, "Bro, it's fucking rancid.
"Like, what are you making a pizza in here?"
Like, it was crazy, but I don't know.
But.
- Yeah. - What's that guy doing?
- Stop, please.
- Hey, babe. - Okay.
- All right, I don't know about you fuck nuggets,
but I'm bored.
What do you say we kick this up a notch?
- How, how did you pay for that?
- Don't worry about it. - Oh shit, line that up!
- Oh, I will, brother.
First of many.
Maddie!
You're cool, right?
- I'm good, thanks.
- I fuckin' knew it. - Don't, leave her alone.
- Are you kidding me, man?
Dude, what the fuck is she doing here?
- Stop, I said leave her alone.
- No, I'm serious, man, this is bullshit.
She's been a complete fucking drag since we left.
We're here trying to have a good time and she's
too fucking high horse... - Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, it's okay.
She can do her own thing.
It's more for us, right?
- Fine, but she better fuckin' lighten up.
- I need to lighten up?
- Do you guys know why they close the park at night?
- Keep the bad elements. out
- Me? A bad element, no, look at this face.
- It's a historical site, right?
- It's more than that.
- Right, like protecting trees and shit.
- Shut up, I wanna hear this.
- What'd you say to me?
- No, it's okay, we were just joking.
It's fine.
- Please, Selene, continue.
- It was like way before this century, okay?
There were settlers and shit here.
And they say that the Woodman family lived up here.
They wanted to live far enough away from the town
that no one would bother them
because people thought they were weird.
'Cause they didn't have like 10 kids like everyone else.
But some say that the wife was cursed
to be barren because she was...
- A witch!
A witch!
Ah, a witch!
Shut up, Greg.
Let her finish.
- They thought the wife was cursed because she was a witch.
Yeah.
But her husband loved her,
and so they lived together in isolation.
- Why didn't they just fuckin' move?
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
- When the town faced hardships, their own crops flourished.
And when disease struck, they were spared.
One day, out of the blue, she was with child.
The town was beside themselves.
The midwife wouldn't deliver the baby.
The town elders didn't know what to do.
The minister wouldn't even baptize her.
So they, they just continued to live together
in isolation and solitude and peace.
Until one day, their daughter,
who they named Caroline, was seven.
And she wandered away from the homestead.
The children of the town would sneak up to get a glimpse
of the witch family almost as a rite of passage.
But on this day, Caroline saw them and having never
had friends before just simply wanted to play.
But the town children didn't want to be her friend.
They thought she was strange, a curiosity.
And they treated her like one.
And Caroline, having never had companionship,
couldn't tell the difference
between their cruelty and friendship.
So she did everything with them.
The kids would take turns coming up
with things to tell her to do.
And every time she did them, just to appease her friends.
She was a sweet kid.
She had no idea how wrong it was.
And so she didn't tell her equally kind parents
about any of this cruelty she was going through.
And then one day, when it was really normal for the kids
to come around, they devised their worst act of cruelty yet.
Caroline was never allowed out of sight of the homestead.
Her parents insisted on it.
In fact, she knew that if she wandered too far,
her father would hit her with a switch.
So one day the kids dared her to walk into the woods
and keep walking further and further
until she couldn't hear the sound of their singing.
Little did Caroline know that as she walked
further and further into the woods,
the children were walking behind her, singing.
Pushing her deeper and deeper
into the forest with their song.
When they finally stopped,
when she couldn't hear them anymore,
they had already run back into town,
leaving her alone in the middle of the forest.
By then, it was getting dark.
She couldn't hear her parents
calling for her in the distance so she just kept walking.
Trying to find her way home and.
Months later, the children of the town
wandered back to the now abandoned Woodman homestead.
And they could hear the sound of someone crying.
They followed the noise, walking into the woods
deeper and deeper in until they saw a trickle
of fresh blood in the snow.
So they followed that trail further and further
into the woods until they saw her.
Caroline.
Sitting in a clearing, her back turned to them.
Crying, shivering, barely clothed in the dead of winter.
One of the older boys grabbed a stick
and crept up behind her.
But right before he could touch her, her head shot around.
When he saw the bloody streams down her little cheeks,
flowing from the dark pits where her empty eye sockets sat.
- Holy shit!
- The pain was too great for this child.
The tears never stopped.
The tears turned to blood, and her eyes were cried out.
The boy dropped dead from fear.
The town scoured the woods
for this poor demon child, but they never found her.
And yet they swore they could hear the sound of her crying,
the cries that never stopped.
Hundreds of years later to this day she haunts these woods.
Her ghost wanders.
And in the stillness of the night, you can hear her crying.
- Ha!
- Asshole!
- Yeah, I know, I'm hearing that a lot.
- There's nothing scary about that.
- Are you kidding?
- It's like that, that really old fucking movie
we saw, Goose.
"Blair Witch," right?
It's like "Blair Witch." - This shit is real.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, right?
- It's really sad.
She was a child.
This really sweet and trusting child
who just wanted to play.
She just wanted friends.
And their first instinct, those little shits,
was to torment her.
Who would do that? - Shut up, dork.
- Look, I've had enough of your bullshit.
- I've had enough of your bullshit.
- Stop.
- I've had enough of your bullshit.
- No, this is supposed to be fun, right?
How is this supposed to be fun?
- What do you want, Maddie?
Fucking s'mores and sing-alongs?
- Who's up for never have I ever?
Okay, I'll go first.
- No, truth or dare.
- Oh shit!
I've got so many good things for dares.
- Maddie, you don't have to do this.
- It's fine.
- He once dared Greg to eat a turd, his turd.
And it was horrible.
Look, you don't wanna get into this.
- Let's play, truth or dare.
- You'll regret it.
- Bring it, bitch. - Ooh!
- Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Chug, chug, chug, chug!
- Oh!
Ah! - Yeah!
- You fucker!
- I knew you would!
- He's not gonna do it.
- Oh my God, I can't believe you just did that.
- I fuckin' knew he would do it.
You can get plague and shit from that.
- Selene, truth or dare?
- Truth.
- Is it true that you made out with your cousin?
- Which one?
- Oh! - No.
No, I mean, what?
- The one that gave you his extra
Marilyn Manson tickets?
- No.
- That's a yes.
Got her.
- Truth.
- Dude, what is the sickest thing
that a girl has done to you?
- Probably when Jess licked my...
- Shut up!
- What?
I liked it. - Okay.
- Truth.
- What's the freakiest thing you've done to a guy?
- What, sexually?
- Yeah.
- Nothing.
- Dare.
- I dare you to show us your
gang signs.
- Maddie, you're awful quiet.
I think we've neglected you tonight.
So what'll it be?
Truth or dare?
- Dare.
- You really took the story about
that Wood girl... - Woodman.
- Yeah, whatever, Sabrina.
You really took that story about that Woodman girl to heart.
I mean, who knows what that poor little girl
must have seen or felt when she was lost
all by herself in the woods.
- So you think you can handle it?
- What?
- What's, rah!
Out there?
- I mean, sure.
It's just darkness and a few small animals.
- There aren't any wolves here, right?
- So go see for yourself.
What was she afraid of, Maddie?
Just you and the dark.
I dare you.
- I accept.
- Now, ah, ah, ah, ah, no coat, no gloves.
Just like Caroline did it.
- No, no, that goes way beyond the dare.
You don't have to do that.
- Sure, no problem, right?
- I mean, she should at least take her ID, right?
Like, just in case.
- It doesn't really matter if her face is all torn up.
What, it's true.
They can't identify her body if...
- Don't scare her.
- What is an id gonna do, what?
- How long?
- That part's up to you.
The longer you're in there, the braver you are.
Come on, Maddie.
You can do it, right?
You're fuckin' fierce.
Maddie is the bravest fuckin' person I know.
- The dark can't hurt you.
- Hello?
- Guys, that's not cool!
Goose, you mother fucker.
- Hello?
Hello, hello?
- Hello?
- Boo!
What the Fuck!
Maddie!
Maddie, wait up.
- Hey, you made it.
- What the fuck did you do, man?
- Oh my God, are you okay?
- Am I okay, where were you?
You left me!
- No, breathe, breathe.
- I came out here barely a minute ago.
And then you were gone!
- Calm down, we haven't moved, see?
No, we're still here. No ones - No, bullshit, bullshit!
You cleared out of here just to fuck with me, right, right?
Cort, that's what this is all about, huh?
- What?
- Look at me!
At least an hour in the woods, maybe two.
- No, Maddie.
- So, so do I win the dare, Cort, do I?
- Uhhh No.
- What, you didn't even think I'd last 10 minutes!
- Maddie, Maddie, look at me.
- I won the dare! - Look at me, look at me.
It's only been like 10 minutes since you left.
- Wait.
Hey, aren't you coming in?
- Not tonight.
I got to get home to the girls.
- Okay, well, I can stay at yours.
- No, I just, I think that I should keep an eye
on Maddie tonight. - I'll call you.
- Just chill out, okay? - Hey, fuck knuckle!
Say goodnight already, we gotta get moving!
- Where you going! - To fuck my girlfriend?
- Some of us have already started.
- Wait, wait, he's staying at yours?
- I gotta go.
I'll call you tomorrow, okay?
- Okay.
I'll call you. - Yeah, okay.
Hello?
Who's there?
Goose?
Cut the shit, Goose.
Hey, Cort, get the gun!
I'm gonna see what's up in my room.
Oh God!
- Hey. - Yeah?
- Time to get to bed.
- Huh?
Are you serious?
Have you even seen her for the past two hours?
- Yeah, she was fucking catatonic.
It was heaven.
- You know, Cort, for once could you not be an asshole
and actually give a fuck about somebody else's wellbeing?
- Boo fuckin' who, she don't want to talk about it.
- She doesn't have to!
Go take a shower.
Hey.
Honey?
- Would you like some tea, sweetie?
- Honey, you should really clean up, okay?
You want a towel for your face?
Okay, just wake us up if you need anything, okay?
- Ah, shit, fuck.
- Maddie will hear us, stop.
- So what? - Shut up.
- Oh Maddie, oh Maddie, yeah!
Oh, you like that Maddie?
Oh, oh, oh, oh, Maddie, yeah!
Oh! - Fucker!
Fuck you, Cort, fuck you!
Get out here, you fucker!
- You want me, bitch?
I'm right fuckin here! - Cort, don't!
- No, no, no, she's got something to say, let her say it.
- Yeah, say it to my face, you asshole.
- What?
What the fuck are you talking about, you crazy little bitch?
- What the hell is your problem with me, huh?
You've been on my ass all night!
- I don't have a fucking problem, dude.
I'm in here trying to sleep.
You know what, and this is exactly why Jason broke up
with you and now we're stuck with your fuckin' bullshit!
- Fuck! - That's way out of line!
- Fuck you too. - Enough.
- Keep wasting your life with this loser!
- Enough, Maddie!
Enough, go to bed, we'll talk in the morning.
- Answer me! - Go!
- You know, you really are an asshole sometimes.
- What the fuck did I do?
- So that was fun last night.
- Well, good morning!
You want something to eat?
Maybe Cort will make you some scrambled eggs?
- What will it be, Maddie?
- Seriously?
- Yeah, how do you want your eggs?
- Whatever.
- See, dude, I'm the one fucking trying here.
- Bullshit, Cort!
Two eggs over easy doesn't erase everything
that happened last night! - Yeah, whatever. bitch.
- Hey, hey, stop, stop, the both of you!
Jesus fucking Christ, grow up.
Okay, you know what, can you guys just do me a favor?
Just fucking try.
Just leave last night's shit in the past, okay?
It's a new day, a new fucking day.
Can we just have a fresh start
and leave the negative bullshit behind us?
Maddie, Cort's a fucking dick.
It's not a secret, stop!
Can you just try to accept the effort?
- Why? - Just try, please.
- No thanks, just have a glass of orange juice.
- Thank you.
You know what I was actually thinking?
What if we had a girls' night tonight?
- What, to decompress from a relaxing night in the woods?
- Oh my God, yeah, exactly.
Can you shut the fuck up?
Come on, what do you say?
- Will Cort be there.
Jesus, it's not what I meant, okay?
- Girl, we'll kick this asshole out.
Look, Jess will be down.
We'll get Selene and Nikki.
Pry Mikayla's hot ass off of Goose.
And you know, Lindsay will bring the good shit.
God forbid we could separate her from Landon.
- Hey, don't forget to invite Greg.
- Just ease up on him, will you?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, big sis.
Greg's a big boy, he can handle himself.
Besides, you don't gotta worry about us crashing.
Greg and I are working tonight,
like the responsible members of society that we are.
- Are you actually capable of sitting in silence?
Come on, girls' night, what do you say?
- Real drinks?
- Oh, honey, sangria and margaritas.
- Sure. - Great, and no boys.
Why are you like this?
- Come on, come on, come on.
- It's Max.
You're obviously not important enough to pick up.
Thank God for caller ID.
- Hey, it's me.
We are so late again, where are you?
Will you hurry up?
This is why I gotta start saying no to people.
Max!
Max, get out of bed, we're late!
Max!
Wake up!
Come on, Max.
Max?
- Hey, what's up? - Hey, is Max at your place?
- No, why would he be?
- Because he's not at his place.
No, nevermind, I'm going to be late for my shift.
- Hey!
I'm down here.
- Max?
Damn it.
Hey, Max, could you please get up here already?
We have to go!
Okay, I'm not getting fired because of you.
Later!
Are you okay down there?
Max?
Oh God.
- Help.
- Hey, are you okay?
- Help.
- How did you get down here?
- Help, please.
- I was thinking we could... - I have to feed the chickens.
- You just fed them 10 minutes ago.
- But it's Nadine.
She hasn't been eating much lately.
- Chickens don't have names.
- Nadine does.
- Hi. - Hey.
- You got any plans today?
- The usual.
- Oh, that's not much, is it?
You've really got nothing productive to do today?
- Why are you all up in my shit right now?
- So you're just gonna hang out here till your shift starts?
- For a while, yeah.
- Okay, well, do you wanna help me shop for groceries
and stop at the liquor store for the pregame tonight?
- No.
- Excuse me?
- You asked me if I want to help you go shopping.
I don't want to help you go shopping
or go to the liquor store.
- You know, baby, you got a real set of balls
coming into my apartment...
- What you should have asked me is, Cort,
can you help me go shopping and go to the liquor store?
Because when you ask me if I want to do those things,
I'd be lying if I said yes.
But asking me if I can help you,
then I'd be more inclined to say yes.
- So can you help me shop for groceries
and stop at the liquor store?
- Nah. - Why, why?
- Because you are sick!
Sick, sick! - Where are my keys?
- Oh, come on! - Cort.
Cort, look at me.
I don't have time for this, okay?
I know it must be nice to have nothing going on
in your life, but I actually need to get out the door.
- Don't blame me if you can't find your fuckin' keys.
- Give me a ride. - Can't.
- Yes, you can.
You don't even have to be at work until five.
- Got errands, gotta be productive, you know?
- Are you fucking serious right now?
Drive me.
And by the way, I'm getting so fucking tired
of you mooching off of all of my crap.
- I got an appointment, all right?
- Oh yeah, where, where, where's your appointment?
- The less you know the better, babe.
- So your shitbag dealer, huh?
- You can't keep a guy like that waiting.
- Just get the fuck out.
- On it.
See, I know how to follow directions.
Sayonara.
- Fuck.
Oh, geez.
- What, are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Are you hiding something?
- What, no, I can't find my keys.
- They're right there. - Where?
- Under your ass.
- I gotta go, thanks.
- You're just dehydrated.
- Do you want me to make you some mac and cheese
before work? - No, I'm, I'm good.
Fuck, fuck.
- Are you sure? - Yes, I'm sure.
Can you get out please, I'm working?
- Okay, but eat something before you go.
- Okay, okay.
Oh my God.
- Candygram.
- Candyman.
You brought the stuff, right?
- Oh yeah.
- Great.
- Hello? - Hey.
- Just out of curiosity, have you been in touch
with Max at all today?
- Sorry, who's this? - It's Greg.
- Oh, hey.
- Oh, hey, new phone?
- No, why?
- Nothing.
Listen, did, did Nikki stay at your place last night?
- I thought this was about Max?
- Yeah, right.
I'm at, I'm at both of their work
and neither of 'em are...
- Wait, why are you at Nikki's work?
- Yeah, and Max's.
Neither of 'em showed up, I guess.
I was just checking in.
- Why would you need to be checking in on Nikki?
- I just stopped by the coffee shop to say hi.
- Oh, so you're stalking her now?
- Look, is she at your place?
- No, she left last night.
- Aren't you worried about Max?
- Why would I be?
- Nevermind.
- Hey, Greg. - Yeah?
- How'd you get this number?
Bitch.
- Sorry.
- So I told her no, like you do your own shopping.
I don't got time for your bullshit, I got a life.
You know, like, you wanted girls' night,
you go to the fuckin' liquor store.
Fucking swear to God, man.
Sometimes I feel like Kim doesn't deserve me.
- You think?
- I mean, you're lucky you don't
have to put up with this shit, man.
I mean, sometimes I seriously envy you.
You know, like the simplicity of your life, right?
All you need is some porn and a few fuckin' Capris Suns
and you're fine.
- Hey, you, nards gonna put your backs into this?
We still got a whole day's worth of trash out here?
- What the fuck is a nard, dude?
- Language. - Whatever, man.
- You know, nards.
Seriously?
Wolf Man's got nards!
- I don't know what the fuck this guy's talking about, dude.
- It's only the most famous line
in the greatest movie ever made.
"Monster Squad," 1987?
The universal monsters come to the present,
well, present for back then.
And the monster squad has to stop them.
But they need a virgin, and they're just kids.
- 1987.
Dude, my mom was like 10.
Why the fuck would I know what that is?
- You don't watch movies from the '80s?
- No, man, why would I?
- Universal Monsters?
Is that, what is that, like some kind of legion
of doom or something?
- Seriously, you don't know who the universal monsters are?
Dracula, the Wolf Man, Frankenstein,
the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
- Dracula is not a monster, man.
- What?
- Dracula's a vampire, vampires are not monsters.
- A vampire is a monster. - Says who?
- Universal Pictures, you know what, fuck it!
- Whoa, whoa, language, man.
What the fuck?
- Just get those bags into that dumpster.
And when you're done, mop the floor.
And you get to clean the toilet.
- Dude, the dumpster's full.
- Then dance in that dumpster
until those bags are compressed.
- Jesus Christ, can you imagine turning
into that in a few years?
Fuck, thank God we have a future, dude.
I mean, seriously.
Like, when did life turn that guy into a bitch?
I only got room in my life for one right now.
- Then why you fuckin' Lindsay?
- What?
What the fuck did you just say to me?
- Whoa, dude, that's not what I meant.
- What the fuck did you just say to me?
- Dude, I just don't want Landon to fuckin' kill.
- Fuck that prick!
He's not gonna do shit 'cause you didn't see shit.
- Okay. - What did you fuckin' see?
- I didn't see shit, I didn't see shit.
- Yeah, you didn't see shit, did you?
- Hey, I thought I told you jackwads to get back to work?
- Greg says he's gonna do the dumpsters,
so I'll help you inside.
What?
- Dude? - Goose?
We're fuckin' working here. - Seen Max?
- Max, no.
Why, did he forget to flush again?
- Do you know why he's not here?
- The fuck do I know, dude?
He's probably fuckin' working late.
- He didn't show up to work. - How do you know?
- I went there, Nikki wasn't there either.
- Nikki, I thought you went looking for Max?
- Nevermind.
- Greg says he wasn't at work, neither was Nikki.
- Nikki? - I don't know, nevermind.
- Who? - Hey, we'll meet you
at Duffy's when we're done here.
- Duffy?
The girls are there.
- Yeah, and?
It's a public place. - Cool, cool, cool.
- Crashing girls night? - Yeah.
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- This is exactly what I needed.
- Girl, course it fuckin' is.
That's why I'm your best friend, right?
- Ooh.
- Girl, you're so wasted.
Thank you.
- Isn't he just the sweetest?
Yo!
- Maddie? - What the fuck?
- You good?
What is?
- What the hell happened? - In the bathroom.
In the bathroom, I thought I saw.
- Who, who was in the bathroom with you?
Cort, go see who the creep was in the bathroom.
- It was her.
- Her? - Caroline!
She was there with me, I saw her.
- Shit, come on, Lindsey, let's get out of here.
- Hey, hey, hey, just take a deep breath, sweetie, okay?
Are you, are you sure that's what you saw?
Because spirits, spirits don't just come without a reason.
Is she trying to send a message
or have a chat from the beyond?
- Shut up, Selene! - I don't know, maybe.
Sorry. - No.
- I'm really drunk, okay, I just got freaked out.
The lights went out.
It was nothing, it was just me being crazy.
- No, no, let's just go home and chill, okay?
Come on, we'll watch trash TV and eat ice cream.
- Yeah. - Come on.
- All right.
- Nikki?
Nikki, is that you?
Hey, are you drunk?
Jess went home with everybody else
and Lindsey and Landon are inside.
Is Max with you?
Are you, are you okay?
- Mikayla?
Mikayla!
We're leaving!
Okay, come meet us out in front.
- I was thinking we could. - I have to feed the chickens.
- Seriously? - You just fed them
10 minutes ago.
- She knows I hate when she doesn't answer.
- She doesn't eat much lately.
- What is this shit?
- It's the Horror Geek reviewing "Sick Sick Sick."
- You are sick, sick, sick!
- Its Max's friend who shot this,
we were supposed to watch it together.
But you know what, fuck him.
No sign of that asshole, and of course
it's when he owes me 20 and I know he just got paid.
The really weird thing is when I got home,
what's her name's car was parked out front
and the keys were still in it.
- So?
- So Max got dropped off last night.
He's missing, her car is here.
She's not.
They both didn't show up to work.
- Yeah, you're right.
Check the motels, dude.
They're probably banging somewhere.
- You know, besides the obvious, Max doesn't have it in him.
Plus Jess would cut his balls off, dude.
- She already has.
- No.
- Bitch!
She does not get to ghost me.
You know why? - Why?
'Cause you're the Goose! - You're goddamn right.
27 texts, and she can't respond to one?
I will verbally destroy her for this.
- No, you won't.
- Mikayla, it's me, quit playing!
Hey. - Hi, Goose.
- What do you got going on in here?
You girls doing a little seance, contacting some spirits?
- No, that's not actually how that works.
I'm actually here just to ward off some bad juju.
I normally do it every alternate Thursday,
but with everything going on lately,
you know, couldn't wait.
Do you wanna cleanse? - No, thanks.
I'm just here to find Mikayla.
- Sorry, I mean, she's not here.
Her and Lindsey and the Goon
were still at the bar when we left.
- She's still out?
- Maybe, Lindsey and Landon were here when I showed up.
- Fuck sake, where is she?
- Goose, I just spent an hour
settling the energy of this building.
- I need your help, Selene.
Max has been missing
since we dropped him off the other night.
And what's her bucket's car is abandoned
in our place with the keys still in it.
- Oh my God.
- They never showed up for work.
And now my girlfriend is missing.
They just left her at a townie bar.
She decided to stay, and you know what?
This is not my problem.
Fuck you ungrateful assholes.
I got a life.
- Oh my God, Goose.
Listen to me, listen, listen, listen to me.
I knew it.
Maddie called it at the bar.
- Mikayla's cheating on me.
- What?
No, who cares about that? - I do!
- It's Caroline. - Jesus, Selene.
- No, come on, it's happening.
The spirits are gathering.
It all happened because of that night.
I just don't know how You don't understand.
- No one understands what you're talking about.
- I need more sage, maybe more rosemary.
Oh my God, it's finally happening.
- Do you know where Mikayla is?
- Does Mikayla have more rosemary?
- Right, right.
- Goose.
Oh my God.
Maddie!
Hi.
- What the fuck are you doing in here?
- Hi, big trouble, big trouble.
She's coming to kill Maddie, and I have to warn her.
So do you know when exactly she'll be back?
- How did you get in here?
- The door was unlocked.
- No, it wasn't.
- Look, it's not important, okay?
You need me here.
- I need you to get out whatever way you came in.
- No, no, no, no, she's coming.
We have to block every entrance, like that door.
And I have to set up for a seance.
So if you could grab the door because I...
- I'm going to die.
- Yes, what?
You know that she's coming to kill all of us too, yeah?
- Wait, who's coming to kill us?
- Well, she's coming to kill Maddie specifically.
But don't worry, I'll protecting you too.
I've got ammo, fresh cut sage works best.
But store bought will do just fine.
- Wait, Selene, who is coming to kill us?
- Caroline Woodman?
No, no, ever since that night in the woods
she's been stalking us, and now one by one,
she's going to get her revenge.
First it was Max and Nikki.
Now it's probably gonna be you.
- Wait, wait, what do you mean Max and Nikki?
- They didn't, they didn't show up to work yesterday.
- Yeah, Greg told me.
- Greg told you?
- Yeah, it's not a big deal.
- No, no, Goose told me that Max is still missing.
And Nikki's car is in front of the house
and the key is still in the ignition.
Isn't it obvious?
- What, that they're fucking?
- No, they're fucking dead!
They're, they're dead.
And Maddie saw Caroline at the bar last night,
and she did not make that up.
She wouldn't have been that freaked out
unless she had actually seen her.
And now, now we are all going to die
because Caroline is coming unless we protect ourselves.
- All right, you need to calm the fuck down.
Sit here.
Take this, and just stay on your side of the couch.
Look, there's a simple explanation for all of this.
Whenever Max is pissed at me he goes running off to Nikki.
They're probably at her place right now
eating Ben and Jerry's, talking about how mean I am.
Look, if you're that worried about Nikki,
we can give her a call.
You know how freaked out Maddie's been about all this.
You can't feed into it, you wanna protect her?
Shutting the fuck up about ghosts
stalking her is how you do that.
No vengeful spirit has followed us
or is ticking us off one by one.
You have to understand how crazy that sounds.
- No, you can't come.
Listen to me, Jess.
Jess, no please, Jess.
No, fuck, Jess!
Jess, Jesus Christ, Jess, no, no!
Jess, you're gonna be okay.
I'm gonna call an ambulance.
It's gonna be fine.
I didn't. - What the hell happened?
- I didn't do this.
- Oh my God, move over there.
- Why is she bleeding?
- What the hell did you do Selene?
- I didn't do anything. - Oh my God!
- You don't understand. - Oh my God.
Is she breathing?
I don't, I don't know how to tell if she's breathing.
- I don't know, the ambulance is on the way.
- Why is she bleeding from her eyes?
Oh my God! - What the fuck did you do?
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
- Oh, oh my God!
- Okay.
East.
West.
Okay, summon, confront, banish.
Summon, confront, banish, summon, confront, banish.
Just like the book says.
Caroline Woodman,
in this circle, I summon your spirit.
Come to me, Caroline.
Come to me.
I see through your veneer of childlike innocence.
You haunt this mortal world
because you betrayed the goodness that was inside of you.
You are no longer the good child of the woods.
You're not even a ghost!
You are a monster!
You can't...
You can't break this circle no matter how hard you try.
Shit.
By the power of Gaia and my ancestors,
I banish you from this place!
Be gone!
I cleanse your stain from this place.
Your darkness will haunt us no longer.
Mother Gaia, help me end this.
Lend me your strength, please.
I need you.
- Cort, stop, we don't know what happened, okay?
You can't just go running after Selene.
- That fucking psycho. - I know.
- Killed Jess. - I know, I know she did.
I know.
- The police said they're looking for her, okay?
- Fuck the police, she's mine!
- No, please, please, no!
No, God, no!
I don't want to!
Please don't make me!
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
- Cort, come inside, okay, come inside.
Cort, please come inside, I'm scared, please.
Please! - Please, Cort.
We need you.
- Okay, thank you, okay.
Oh my God! - Holy shit!
What the fuck? - Oh my God!
- She's here.
She's here with us right now, do you see her?
Caroline, she's there on the floor.
- I don't see shit.
- Maddie, you really see her right now, right this second?
- Yes.
- What is she doing?
- She's just sitting there, playing and smiling at us.
Oh, she did this to Selene.
She did it.
- We need to get the fuck out of here.
Now, go, go!
Go, go, go, go! - Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! - Oh, oh my God!
Drive the van, now!
- I'm fucking starting it. - Go, go, go!
- Where am I going? - Your place.
We need to get everyone together
and figure out what the fuck is going on!
- I'll start calling people.
- Are you sure Selene is dead?
- Her feet were dangling like 10 feet
off the fucking ground, man.
There's no faking that.
- Jesus Christ, Cort. - No, Kim, he's right.
We know what we saw.
- Oh God, and Jess.
- We need to figure out what to do next.
- I just don't understand
because we didn't do anything wrong.
So why is this happening?
- Selene said we disturbed her resting place that night.
That we brought her home with us.
- What does Selene know?
- Not much now. - Hey, fuck you!
Shut the fuck up!
- Listen, I saw Selene this morning at your house.
I was looking for Mikayla,
and she was there talking about all of this crazy shit.
You know how she was, but think about it.
Where is Max?
I haven't seen him since we dropped him off that night.
And what's her name, Greg, Jess's friend?
You said they both didn't show up to work, right?
And where the fuck is Mikayla?
Your best friend and you fucking left her
at a townie bar last night.
If anything happened to her, it's your fault!
- I didn't, we thought she was having a good time.
We wouldn't have left her if we knew.
How could we have known? - If we had known what?
That some spooky little bitch has a hard on for you idiots?
Fucking morons.
You all sound as crazy as your weirdo, hippie friend.
- I've had just about enough out of you, mother fucker!
- Oh yeah, big man.
Let's see what you got, tough guy.
- You don't say a fucking word about Selene,
and you don't say a fucking word about Jess!
- All right!
- This is about Selene and Jess and Max and Nikki.
Our friends are dead!
We need to figure out what to do.
And you get the fuck out!
No one wants you here.
- Whatever, I'm out of here.
This has fuck all to do with me anyways.
Come on, Lindsey.
- Why did you have to say that?
Why do you always fuck everything up for me?
- Lindsey, wait. - Let her go.
- So what do we do now?
- What about, what about that woman
that Selene learned everything from, right?
She was always talking about her.
Maybe, maybe she can help us somehow.
- Yeah, I know where she lives.
- Okay, yeah, great. - Keys.
- You good, man? - Yeah.
- You do understand that Selene and Jess are dead, right?
Can you please just acknowledge that?
And we left Mikayla alone too last night.
I mean, what if she's dead too?
- Hey.
- Is it really our fault if she was killed also?
- Enough!
That crazy bitch probably killed Jess
and felt so guilty about it she offed herself.
Mikayla is out with a real fucking man
because Goose is a pussy bitch.
- No, Selene wouldn't hurt anybody.
She didn't even kill bugs.
- I don't know what happened, okay?
I do know that there's no ghost
hunting down your friends and killing them.
Now, can we stop talking about this stupid fucking shit?
This is just what you need to chill the fuck out.
- No, I don't think getting wasted is a good idea right now.
- Are you calling me stupid?
Is that what you're saying to me?
- That isn't what I meant.
- I have a another idea that might.
- No. - Take your mind off things.
- Landon, Landon, please, Jesus Christ, no.
Please, Jesus Christ, Landon, stop, please!
- I wasn't asking. - Stop, please, stop, stop!
Get off, please!
- Hi, we're...
- I know who you are.
Come inside.
Why are you here in the middle of the night?
- Selene, she always talked about you and...
- I wasn't asking you.
Why are you here?
- We're in a lot of trouble, and we need your help.
- My help?
What do you think I can do for you?
- Selene said you understand all this kind of stuff.
She said you're really wise.
We went into the woods, and I saw something, someone.
And now people are dying.
My friends are dying, and we're scared.
And we don't know how to make her stop.
- Her?
- Caroline.
- And why would I know how to stop Caroline?
- Caroline's a ghost.
- She's a stain.
And no one can stop what has started here.
- What do you mean we can't stop it?
This has to stop.
You have to help us.
- There's nothing that I can do for you.
And there's nothing that your friends can do either.
- I don't understand.
- She has marked you,
and now everyone around you is in danger.
- Well, how do I fix this?
How do I make her stop?
- Return to where she found you.
Go there and confront her.
Plead with her to relent.
This is on you.
Six souls have already been taken.
Go before there are more.
- Six?
- You should go now and check on your friend.
- Babe.
- Maddie, I don't care what that woman said.
You are not going back into those woods alone.
- You heard her, there's no other way.
This is all about me.
I can't let anyone else get hurt.
I have to do it.
- Okay, well, she didn't say you had to go alone.
I'm going with you.
- Yeah, fuck that, so am I.
- Guys, you don't have to do it.
- Look, she's finding us anywhere we are.
I go home, who's to say she doesn't kill me on the toilet
taking a shit?
What the fuck?
- Where's Lindsey? - Drive, drive!
- Where's Lindsey? - She's dead, okay?
Let's get the fuck out of here, let's go.
- What did you see?
- Her neck was snapped like a fucking twig.
And she was standing over her
and her eyes were all fucked, man.
Oh, fuck. - You saw her?
- Yeah.
And I'm not letting any of you out my sight
until that bitch is gone.
- Fuck!
- Fuckin' six.
- Now what?
- We're going back into the woods.
- Oh, God.
Maddie, I'm so sorry this happened.
- I know, it's okay. - No.
No, it's not okay.
I'm your best friend and I should have
believed you and I let you down.
God, I'm always letting you down.
- Hey, that's bullshit, okay?
Look, we're gonna get through this.
I got lost as soon as I walked into the woods.
It felt like I was miles from where I started.
But I know now that that's a trick.
We stay close. - Okay.
- So how do we find her? - She'll find us.
- Something wrong?
- This is where I saw her the other night.
- I'll tell you your future.
- Lindsay's newest rando.
- Mikayla.
- Oh God. - She's real.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what the hell are you doing?
- You heard her, this is all about me.
- Nah, no, that's bullshit, this is my fault.
I sent you into the woods.
I'm the reason this happened.
So if you think I'm gonna let her just take you,
it's not gonna happen. - I have to do this.
I came back.
This is what you wanted, isn't it?
I'm here now, you can leave my friends alone.
I don't understand why you're doing this!
Please just leave us alone.
- Guys?
Hey!
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
I should be at home right now
smoking a spliff and watching some porn.
What the hell did I get myself into?
Guys!
Come on.
Marco?
Damn it.
- Goose.
- Mikayla. - Help me!
- Mikayla, baby, where are you?
- Goose, please help me!
- I want my mom, I want my mom.
- Where the fuck is everybody?
There's no one here, what the fuck?
- Wait, shut up, shut up, shut up!
- What the fuck? - Jesus Christ.
I said shut up.
Do you know how to navigate by the stars or something?
- No, man.
- Fuck, you are completely useless!
- A handful of rosemary, a circle of sage.
Crystals held tightly keep the evil stains away.
Do you still think I'm crazy?
- Where the fuck are you going, man?
- Just run!
- Kim?
Kim?
Kim!
Hey, leave her alone!
- Cort, no!
- Run!
- No, I'm not leaving you! - Go, go, go, just go!
If you don't go, we'll both be dead!
- You know, there never seems to be a witch
around when you need one.
- You can't outrun her, man.
- I don't have to outrun her.
I just have to outrun you.
- Fuck you!
Please.
No, no, no, no, no.
Please, please, please.
Please, I didn't do anything to you.
Please, please, please.
I don't want to die, please.
I didn't do anything to you.
- Maddie!
Maddie, Maddie, Cort's gone, Cort's gone.
He's gone, he's gone.
- Well, we need to find everyone else and get out of here.
- Have you seen anyone else?
- Nope.
- We need to find everyone and get out of here.
- I don't think there is anyone else.
- What?
- I think we're all that's left.
- Why do you say that?
- You said she was coming for you.
That you had to stop her.
That we had to stop her before she killed you.
But how many of us have died,
and where were you when Lindsey's neck was busted?
When everyone else was dying?
Six of us came here tonight.
And Caroline tried to kill all of us, but not you.
No, she was saving you for last.
But I'm gonna end this now.
- Maddie, stop!
- No!
- Maddie.
Maddie!
Why?
- Why, why?