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                ♪               

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              (♪♪)              

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  (Gemma): Come on in, girlie.  

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        Just take a seat.       

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             (sighs)            

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    It is so wild seeing you.   

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       How have you been?       

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   - Well, um, I got an email   
    saying that my diploma's    

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        been put on hold.       
       - I thought we were      
        in the same year.       

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How are you just graduating now?
   Did you do a masters or...   

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     - I switched my program    
 a couple times before I finally
      settled on marketing.     

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        - Oh. Seven years       
        for an undergrad?       

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    - I mean, I did graduate    
      as valedictorian, so.     

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       - Wow! Yas, queen.       

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    We love a redemption arc!   

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           Oh, my God.          
       Did you know Sarah?      

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  She's like, this huge social  
     justice influencer now.    

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      And it's really funny     
      'cause it all started     

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   when her and I went on this  
     mission trip to Africa.    

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    It was through my church,   
but it wasn't churchy like that.

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  (echoing): Oh, my God, Bria,  

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    it was so inspiring to be   
       in the motherland.       

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  (muffled): So we said we were 
     gonna start this like,     

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        Instagram account       
      to share our journey,     

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but then when we got back, I got
food poisoning like, right away,

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        so I had to miss        
   our first official meeting,  

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     so she just went ahead     
   and started the whole thing  
           without me.          

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      (clear voice): It was     
    the first time in my life   

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          I truly felt          
       like... a minority.      

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              - Oh.             

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         Okay, everyone,        
     let's do this for real!    

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           And action!          

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        - There's a grave       
        national crisis.        

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         Are you aware?         

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     Hi. Black Attack here.     

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    With recent inflation and   
  the downturn in the economy,  

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  fewer and fewer white people  
          ages 18 to 30         

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     have been able to find     
       the financial means      

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 to take a journey like Gemma's.

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             (sighs)            

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       Look at that face.       

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    So blissful. So ignorant.   

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  Almost as if she has no idea  
 how useless an unfinished house

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  is for a community like this. 

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       For only $4 a day,       
      you too can help send     
       a young white woman      

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     to Africa to experience    
what it's like to be a minority.

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             - Cut!             
            (laughs)            

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    Anyways, uh, this email?    

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    - Oh yeah, right, sorry.    

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           Um... okay.          

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 So, it looks like you still owe
         the school $843        

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   before you can technically   
        get your diploma.       

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     - Wait, what, for what?    

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       - Um... uh, mostly       
    miscellaneous purchases.    

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             - Okay.            
  - $800 at the campus Timmies. 

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     - Those iced capps did     
     have me in a chokehold.    

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             - Huh.             
         - Okay, so um,         

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    that can't just be added    
   to my student loan balance?  

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  - No. So, these charges come  
 directly from the school to me.

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            - Mm-hmm.           
  - And it's my job to get you  

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  to settle that balance before 
   you leave my office today.   

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         (clicks tongue)        
     - We need to go harder     

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       for the reparations      
          conversation.         

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          One sec. Hmm.         

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         (phone clicks)         

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        (numbers beeping)       

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       So, I-I really have      
       to pay today, huh?       

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        I can't just get        
   an extension or something?   
           (chuckles)           

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 Or I mean, what would happen...
       if you deleted it?       

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          (tense music)         

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        (both fake laugh)       

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           - Uh, girl.          
             - Yeah.            

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    - The ally in me wishes!    
            - Mm-hmm.           

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            - Trust.            
             - Hmm.             

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   - But unfortunately, Bria,   
   that's really not something  

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        that I could even       
       begin to consider.       

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      - Oh, my God, Gemma!      

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          Girly babes,          
       I was just kidding.      

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           (laughing)           
          - Oh, my God!         

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    - Don't worry. You know,    

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         I didn't think         
      you'd actually do it.     

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           (chuckling)          
             - Okay.            

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       - That's some like,      
  next-level radical allyship,  

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  and you know, you're just on  
 the beginning of your journey, 

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    and that's okay. I mean,    
    we do need radical action   

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        to combat racism        
   in this capitalist society,  

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         but entry-level        
     allyship matters, too.     

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         - Entry level.         

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    - Anyway, so I can't get    
     an extension, at least?    

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  - Y-you could but... well...  

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             - Well?            

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  - Well, I mean, you're right. 
             - Hmm.             

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    - I could just delete it.   

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   People leave these balances  
 outstanding for like, decades. 

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  And it's not like the school  
        needs the money.        

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      University should be      
          free anyway.          

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         Especially for         
       marginalized folks.      

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       So, you know what?       
           Yeah. Okay!          

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     I will just delete it.     

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 Be the change you wish to see. 

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           Am I right?          
              - Uh.             

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       - You ballsy bitch!      
    You're a fucking genius!    

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         (Bria chuckles)        
   'Cause even the Bible says,  

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    "Ask and you shall what?"   
        (both): Receive!        

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           (chuckling)          
         - And... done!         

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       $843 in reparations      
        coming right up.        

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            Ha! Wow.            
        That felt great.        

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  - Let the church say "amen"!  

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     Good job! Acre by acre,    
     we gon' get that mule.     

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           (chuckles)           

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   Wow. Wow, Gemma, thank you.  
     I really appreciate it.    

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         - I am so happy        

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       to help you, girl.       
             - Hmm.             

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        - Oh, and if you        
        haven't already,        

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      I would totally start     
  applying for jobs, like ASAP. 

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            - Mm-hmm.           
 - Companies are really looking 

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          to diversify          
     with people of colour.     

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     Especially Black women.    
         Can I say that?        

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   I can say that. It's true.   
    Especially in marketing.    

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Everyone's trying to avoid their
 own black square backlash. Ha. 

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   - You were so close, bitch.  
  So close. I almost liked you. 

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          (sucks teeth)         
    Yo, you give 'em an inch,   

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        they take a mile.       
           Wrap it up.          

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    - All right, I gotta go!    

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        - Oh! Of course!        

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             - Yeah.            
        - Go slay, girl!        

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         Oh, and BTDUBS,        

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       I have full access       
     to the alumni job bank.    

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           Right here.          
      So, if you need help      

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        on your job hunt,       
         just hit me up.        

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          - Yeah. Hmm.          
   - Or if you wanted to like,  

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   grab a drink or something,   
      I'd be totally down.      

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              - 'K.             
          - Bye, queen!         

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     (laidback funky music)     

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           (birdsong)           

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  (Black Attack): Ah, I missed  
    the smell of the suburbs.   

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       (car doors closing)      
 Okay, let's run the mom speech.

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    (Bria): I don't want to.    
     - Uh, ya need to run it    

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          from the top.         
  - Okay, but I don't want to.  

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 - But you know she's gonna ask!
         Okay? Exactly.         

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       Come on, baby girl,      
     hit me with the thesis.    

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            Let's go.           
       - Okay, okay, okay.      

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      All right, all right.     
       I don't know how to      
         put it exactly.        

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         - That's okay.         
              - 'K?             

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        - Figure it out.        
      - But um, all right,      

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       what if my mom ran       
      so that I could walk?     

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            - Huh...            
            - Right?            

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      With kinda like this      
          unspoken rule         

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     for every immigrant kid    
         to pass a baton        

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    from those that were here   
          before them.          

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      And then, we're like,     
         "Hell with it."        

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    - But what if it wasn't?    
            - Right!            

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   Everybody's on this "follow  
 your dreams" type shit, right? 

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   But it's like, how are you   
 supposed to follow your dreams 

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     if you don't have time     
        to dream them up?       

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       - Yes! Oh, my God!       
           Facts! Yes!          

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    - So, it's like, why rush   
      into some random job      

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     that I don't even know     

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          I would like?         
             - Why?!            

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 - Girl, I'm burnt the fuck out.
             - Yes.             

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       - Okay, so I think       
 the best play for me right now 

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 is to work smarter, not harder.
             - Yes.             

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   - I don't even mind if I go  
     broke for a little bit.    

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       - You already are.       
 - Okay, but as long as I'm home

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  trying to figure out exactly  
   what I actually wanna do...  

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             - Yes!             
        - My mom told me        

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 she would never charge me rent!
             Right?             

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          - Right! Pow!         
        - Ah, ah, ah, ah!       

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    It would take six months.   
             - What?            

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            - A year!           
             - Stop!            

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    - Rest, recharge, right?    
          - Mm, mm, mm.         

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    - Re-enter the world with   
      purpose and passion!      

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   - Right! Okay, so why don't  
       you just say that?       

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    - Girl, I can't just tell   
       my Black, Jamaican,      

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        self-made mother        
    that her top performing,    

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  university graduate daughter, 
 who graduated as valedictorian.

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         - Yes, you did.        
        - Wants to what,        

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    microdose retirement now?   

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         - Oh, micro...         
       Okay, I like that.       

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  Okay, listen. All I'm saying  
is you are not asking for a lot.

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    You're not. It's nothin'.   
         - Right, right.        

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        I mean, it's just       
     a little break, right?     

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       - A brain vacation.      

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- An emotional nap, if you will.

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          - Yes! Okay!          
         - Right? Yeah.         

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     - Now you are thinking.    
          - Okay, yeah.         

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         - Okay, so now,        
   it's all about the timing.   

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     - Right, right, right.     
     - So, you wanna hit her    

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  before her nightly mint tea,  
          but after...          

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      - After she's watched     
         "Family Feud"!         

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           All right!           
      - You know she loves      
          Steve Harvey.         

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       - You're locked in.      

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   Yo, my mom is always chill   
      after "Family Feud".      

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         Cup a tea, ah,         
        she's good to go.       

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        (romantic music)        

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       (lotion squelches)       

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          (sucks lips)          

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           (chuckling)          

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             - Uh...            

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        Are you nervous?        

201
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- Okay, babe, a little bit, yes.

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     Yeah. I just want Bria     
  to really like me, you know?  

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  To like, have a relationship. 

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 You know, I've been living here
        for a while now,        

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        but it's not like       
        she's home a lot.       

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 - Well, it's going to be fine. 

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   - Every time I talk to her,  
          it's awkward.         

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          Very awkward.         

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     Remember that Christmas    
       when we first met?       

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    (thumbs tapping on phone)   

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      (♪ Dance of the Sugar     
       Plum Fairy ♪ plays)      

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       - Feliz Navi... Oh!      
         (Bria screams)         

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          Feliz Navidad.        

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            (laughs)            

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   Babe, I thought we were not  
 going to laugh at this anymore.

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        That's not funny.       

217
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        - But I told you,       
      Bria's very skittish.     

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      You fe see her around     
        Mr. Phung's puss.       

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        I mean, the cat.        
        She's afraid bad.       

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So, listen, do not overthink it.
             - Okay.            

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  - I will talk to her tonight  

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    when I give her the news!   
             - Okay.            

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      I just don't want her     
 to associate me with bad news. 

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   - Why would it be bad news?  

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        Bria is a smart,        
     on-the-ball kinda girl.    

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      This is not gonna be      
      some surprise to her.     

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          - Hmm, okay.          
  Let's just get this over with 

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   before she gets home, okay?  
             - Okay.            

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           (chuckles)           
        (Rodrigo growls)        

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          - All right.          
      Take time, take time.     

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     - Are you ready? Vamo.     
            - Ready.            

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        (wax strip zips)        
           (screaming)          

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          Welcome home!         
         - Welcome home!        

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 - Oh, that did hurt, honey. Ha!

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    (Rodrigo): Welcome home.    

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             - Hmm.             

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        - You see, babe?        

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            Awkward!            
        - No, Bria moody.       

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        (Bria): Yo, word!       

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       Girl, not the fried      
       permed ends. Damn.       

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00:09:10,326 --> 00:09:11,961
     (gentle knock on door)     

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         (door opening)         
       - All my graduating      

243
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     independent ladies say,    
     "Yea-ah!" Ba-ba-ba-ba.     

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00:09:17,199 --> 00:09:18,434
              Hey!              

245
00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:20,603
       - Well, if it isn't      
       little miss nasty!       

246
00:09:20,669 --> 00:09:23,138
      So um, do I get a cut     
     of that sex tape money     

247
00:09:23,205 --> 00:09:24,940
       or do I have to pay      
       for therapy myself?      

248
00:09:25,007 --> 00:09:26,508
  - You love to make jokes eh?  

249
00:09:26,575 --> 00:09:28,811
      So, glad to be done?      

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          Ready to take         
    the job market by storm?    

251
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   - I don't know about storm,  
      but yeah, no, I'm...      
        glad to be done.        

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    There's just a lot I need   
     to figure out, though.     

253
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    - Right. What dis, Bria?    

254
00:09:41,924 --> 00:09:43,959
         Blunty... Cu...        

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          - It's funny.         

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     - Well, I'm excited for    
whatever is going to come ahead.

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    You know, that is the fun   
      part, Bria, you know.     

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     Going on the job hunt,     
      move out on your own.     

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          - Moving out?         
   What do you mean move out?   
       I'm not moving out.      

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          - You're not?         
        - Why would I be?       

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     - Why wouldn't you be?     
  - I literally just graduated. 

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    - Yeah! As valedictorian!   

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     A big tings that, Bria!    

264
00:10:05,381 --> 00:10:07,449
     Yuh spend mussi 7 years    
      for get that degree.      

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00:10:07,516 --> 00:10:09,351
        Mi dat ting say.        
         Mi dat ting say        

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00:10:09,418 --> 00:10:11,053
   you da race like Shelly-Ann  
       to get outta here.       

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00:10:11,120 --> 00:10:13,322
  - Oh! I mean, if you want me  
   to move out I can always--   

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00:10:13,389 --> 00:10:15,457
   - No, no, no, no. You have   
  a plan. Tell Mommy the plan.  

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     - Just say it! Say it!     
     Microdosing retirement.    

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00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,695
       - Have you watched       
    "Family Feud" yet today?    

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00:10:19,762 --> 00:10:20,863
             - Hmm?             
             - Huh?             

272
00:10:20,929 --> 00:10:22,164
             - What?            
             - Hmm?             

273
00:10:22,231 --> 00:10:24,500
         Um... nothing.         

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00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:27,002
   You asked me about my plan.  

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        (Marie): Mm-hmm.        
        - Um... I dunno.        

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            You know,           
     I-I might take a break.    

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 Uh... or do nothing for a bit. 

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       - Do nothin', Bria?      
       You can't sit down       
      and do nothin', Bria.     

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  All fall and winter you wanna 
    sit down and do nothin'?    

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00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:42,117
 - Oh, you gonna get cussed out.
          Abort. Abort!         

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00:10:42,184 --> 00:10:44,520
   - You need fi strike a iron  
      while it's hot, Bria.     

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00:10:44,586 --> 00:10:46,722
   Mi say hot, like ssss, hot.  

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00:10:46,789 --> 00:10:50,826
     I'm going to remind you    
     'bout one $76,000 loan     

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00:10:50,893 --> 00:10:53,028
     you owe the government     
        for an education        

285
00:10:53,095 --> 00:10:55,964
  that didn't even give you the 
ability for do your own a taxes.

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00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,366
   Mi still a do them for you.  

287
00:10:57,433 --> 00:10:59,134
      - No, you don't need      
     to remind me. Love you.    

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00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,969
        Um, but you know,       
       speaking of taxes.       

289
00:11:01,036 --> 00:11:03,205
            - Mm-hmm.           
   - Uh, did you get my text?   

290
00:11:03,272 --> 00:11:05,607
      Yeah, yeah, you said      
     that my return would be    

291
00:11:05,674 --> 00:11:08,110
     deposited in my account    
   in like three to five days,  

292
00:11:08,177 --> 00:11:10,079
      but I shtill haven't      
        got anything so.        

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00:11:10,145 --> 00:11:13,949
  - Oh, merciful Saviour. Bria, 
      3 to 5 business days.     

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00:11:14,016 --> 00:11:16,685
     Business. No Saturday,     
           no Sunday.           

295
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         Business days.         

296
00:11:18,153 --> 00:11:19,288
              - Oh.             

297
00:11:19,354 --> 00:11:20,322
              - Oh.             

298
00:11:20,389 --> 00:11:22,458
         - Okay, bless.         
      - No, Bria, no bless.     

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00:11:22,524 --> 00:11:25,728
   I no bless if you're gonna   
   take your money spend it on  
       online foolishness.      

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00:11:25,794 --> 00:11:27,396
    Look at the foolishness,    

301
00:11:27,463 --> 00:11:29,098
          a whole room          
      full of foolishness.      

302
00:11:29,164 --> 00:11:30,466
   - Okay, bye, Mom. Love you!  
            - Mm-hmm.           

303
00:11:30,532 --> 00:11:32,101
    - Can you close the door    
        on your way out?        

304
00:11:32,167 --> 00:11:34,269
     - Which door? My door.     
    You're not buying a door.   

305
00:11:34,336 --> 00:11:36,205
           Hallelujah,          
       help with it, Bria.      

306
00:11:36,271 --> 00:11:37,606
          - Thank you!          

307
00:11:37,673 --> 00:11:38,907
       (door clunks shut)       

308
00:11:39,575 --> 00:11:41,977
          (upbeat music         
   with Spanish lyrics plays)   

309
00:11:42,044 --> 00:11:43,445
         (scissors snip)        

310
00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:47,683
         (fingers snap)         

311
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,218
         (door opening)         

312
00:11:49,284 --> 00:11:52,287
     - Okay, so she's still     
    looking for an assistant.   

313
00:11:52,354 --> 00:11:54,089
         That's amazing.        

314
00:11:54,156 --> 00:11:55,390
           - Hey! Hey!          
           - Hang on.           

315
00:11:55,457 --> 00:11:58,127
    - Baby, did you tell her?   
              - No.             

316
00:11:58,193 --> 00:11:59,895
             Uh-huh.            
     - What does that mean?     

317
00:11:59,962 --> 00:12:01,563
           Hey, babe!           
      - Yeah, I'm thinking      

318
00:12:01,630 --> 00:12:03,232
 of recommending Bria to Sandra.

319
00:12:03,298 --> 00:12:05,234
You think she'd hire her, right?

320
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:07,136
 (lighter clicks, paper sizzles)

321
00:12:07,202 --> 00:12:08,871
         (phone buzzes)         

322
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:13,275
        (alerts chiming)        

323
00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:28,590
          (call rings)          

324
00:12:28,657 --> 00:12:30,626
   - Hey, Jackie-ackie-ackie!   

325
00:12:30,692 --> 00:12:32,494
  - Ah! Brie cheese, wah gwan?  

326
00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:34,563
           I miss you.          
  How's everything since grad?  

327
00:12:34,630 --> 00:12:37,499
 - Yo, girl, my mom immediately 
    got on my ass about jobs,   

328
00:12:37,566 --> 00:12:40,235
     and now my quarter-life    
       sabbatical is over.      

329
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:42,571
    Any my burnout continues,   
        but blasé, blasé.       

330
00:12:42,638 --> 00:12:45,140
    Girl, how are you? I feel   
      like I haven't spoken     
       to you in forever.       

331
00:12:45,207 --> 00:12:48,177
       - Oh, yeah. Sorry,       
    I keep missing our weekly   
        phone call, boo.        

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00:12:48,243 --> 00:12:52,614
  I'm trying to spend more time 
 making content so I can finally
    fucking monetize my page.   

333
00:12:52,681 --> 00:12:54,983
      - Wait, what happened     
         with teaching?         

334
00:12:55,050 --> 00:12:56,552
   - Oh, it's still happening.  
          Don't worry.          

335
00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:57,686
 The kids are outside on recess.

336
00:12:57,753 --> 00:12:59,454
      - I love how I asked      
        how you're doing        

337
00:12:59,521 --> 00:13:01,557
      and you tell me about     
    your social media empire.   

338
00:13:01,623 --> 00:13:03,692
  Bitch! How are you actually?  

339
00:13:03,759 --> 00:13:06,695
        - Tired as fuck.        
      But it is what it is.     

340
00:13:06,762 --> 00:13:08,964
         - Yo, dead ass,        
       I fucking miss you.      

341
00:13:09,031 --> 00:13:10,432
      Bitch, when the fuck      
      are you coming home?!     

342
00:13:10,499 --> 00:13:12,067
      - When are you gonna      
        visit me, bitch?        

343
00:13:12,134 --> 00:13:14,203
      - And with what money     
      will I be purchasing      

344
00:13:14,269 --> 00:13:16,071
 this international flight with,
           may I ask?           

345
00:13:16,138 --> 00:13:18,006
      - Hmm, why don't you      
          ask your mom?         

346
00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,675
       - Oh, right, yeah,       
        so she can what,        

347
00:13:19,741 --> 00:13:22,211
     remind me of the grand     
   she lent me two years ago?   

348
00:13:22,277 --> 00:13:24,880
 Bitch, you know immigrant math 
 does not track with inflation. 

349
00:13:24,947 --> 00:13:26,281
            (laughs)            

350
00:13:26,949 --> 00:13:28,217
         (phone buzzes)         

351
00:13:31,787 --> 00:13:33,589
        - Fuck, I thought       
         I was on Wi-Fi.        

352
00:13:33,655 --> 00:13:35,691
  Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 

353
00:13:35,757 --> 00:13:37,793
         (alarm honking)        

354
00:13:46,301 --> 00:13:47,502
        (phone clicks on)       

355
00:13:47,569 --> 00:13:49,504
     (cash register chimes)     

356
00:13:50,272 --> 00:13:51,373
     ♪ Money, money, money ♪    

357
00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,342
         (Bria squeals)         

358
00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:57,045
     ♪ Yeah, I love my money    
     and my money loves me ♪    

359
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:59,948
   ♪ All the coin in the bank   
     make the livin' easy ♪     

360
00:14:00,015 --> 00:14:03,352
     ♪ Yeah, I love my money    
     and my money loves me ♪    

361
00:14:03,418 --> 00:14:07,556
  ♪ More buck for the bang say  
      cha-ching-ching, uh ♪     

362
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,759
       ♪ Money loves me ♪       

363
00:14:11,793 --> 00:14:13,695
    ♪ Yeah, money loves me ♪    

364
00:14:13,762 --> 00:14:15,063
     ♪ Money, money, money ♪    

365
00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,865
        ♪ M-money, money,       
         money, money ♪         

366
00:14:16,932 --> 00:14:18,700
      ♪ Money, money, money     
    M-money, money, money ♪♪    

367
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:19,935
     (Marie): Bria, you up?     

368
00:14:20,002 --> 00:14:21,770
      - Well, good morning,     
          dear mother!          

369
00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:24,740
  - Good morning, my daughter.  
        I have some news.       

370
00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:25,908
         - Okay, before         
        you say anything,       

371
00:14:25,974 --> 00:14:27,442
        I already planned       
       the day out, okay.       

372
00:14:27,509 --> 00:14:28,810
          I'm gonna do          
       a little shopping,       

373
00:14:28,877 --> 00:14:32,614
    pay some bills, and then    
  I'm gonna apply to some jobs. 

374
00:14:32,681 --> 00:14:35,550
           What is it?          
       - I got you a job!       

375
00:14:35,617 --> 00:14:37,819
         Ba-na-na-naaaa!        
    - Wait, what, seriously?    

376
00:14:37,886 --> 00:14:40,389
    - Well, it's an interview   
      for a full-time job,      

377
00:14:40,455 --> 00:14:42,157
    but it's basically yours.   
    - Okay, uh, there's a lot   

378
00:14:42,224 --> 00:14:43,692
     resting on "basically"     
           there, Mom.          

379
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,094
   - My old co-worker, Sandra,  
 is looking for a new assistant.

380
00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,562
   It's for an insurance firm,  

381
00:14:47,629 --> 00:14:49,665
           so you have          
      to interview for it.      

382
00:14:49,731 --> 00:14:51,433
  She's gonna call you at 4:00. 

383
00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:52,634
         (clicks tongue)        

384
00:14:52,701 --> 00:14:54,236
         - Well, I uh...        

385
00:14:54,303 --> 00:14:57,105
        - Listen, I know        
   it was presumptuous of me,   

386
00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:59,341
     but I know how daunting    
      the job hunt can be.      

387
00:14:59,408 --> 00:15:01,710
      And so, I just wanted     
   to give yuh a likkle help.   

388
00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:06,248
       - So, an assistant       
      at an insurance firm?     

389
00:15:06,315 --> 00:15:09,751
       - Yes. An assistant      
      at an insurance firm.     

390
00:15:11,353 --> 00:15:12,688
           What Bria,           
       you're not excited       

391
00:15:12,754 --> 00:15:14,856
  because it's not one of those 
     "work from home" jobs?     

392
00:15:14,923 --> 00:15:17,893
    - All right, fine, fine.    
        - Fine, she says!       

393
00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,194
           (chuckles)           

394
00:15:19,261 --> 00:15:21,229
   (British accent): Thank you  
     for your consideration,    

395
00:15:21,296 --> 00:15:24,099
   Your Royal Highness, Bria.   
           Lady, Bria.          

396
00:15:24,166 --> 00:15:25,667
        Shall I bring you       
    the tea and the crumpets?   

397
00:15:25,734 --> 00:15:27,803
    - Very... very dramatic.    
   You know, it's not my fault  

398
00:15:27,869 --> 00:15:31,440
   you came to this country to  
give me options and opportunity!

399
00:15:31,506 --> 00:15:33,008
        Also, thank you!        

400
00:15:33,075 --> 00:15:36,211
        ♪ I love my money       
     and my money loves me ♪    

401
00:15:36,278 --> 00:15:38,013
       (card reader beeps)      

402
00:15:41,316 --> 00:15:42,951
       ♪ Money loves me ♪       

403
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:45,854
    ♪ Yeah, money loves me ♪    

404
00:15:45,921 --> 00:15:48,323
    ♪ Money, money, money ♪♪    

405
00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:51,293
 - Okay, with a payment of $276,
     you're all settled up.     

406
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,328
       - I'm sorry, uh...       
           (chuckling)          

407
00:15:53,395 --> 00:15:56,031
     How much of a payment?     
             - $276.            

408
00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:58,033
        (eyes fluttering)       

409
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,669
     - No, no, I'm... I said    
  I wanted to pay my past due.  

410
00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:02,104
      That's like 70 bucks.     

411
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:05,107
      - It's company policy     
   to collect the full balance  

412
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,309
 due from delinquent customers. 

413
00:16:07,376 --> 00:16:08,877
              - Oh.             
     - It's not a good idea     

414
00:16:08,944 --> 00:16:10,412
  to have outstanding payments. 

415
00:16:10,479 --> 00:16:12,147
          It's not good         
     for your credit score.     

416
00:16:12,214 --> 00:16:13,815
              - So?             

417
00:16:13,882 --> 00:16:16,184
        - Like, I said...       
         - Like I said?!        

418
00:16:16,251 --> 00:16:18,787
          Like I said?          
       Are you dumb, bro?       

419
00:16:18,854 --> 00:16:19,921
             - Girl!            
             - Uh...            

420
00:16:19,988 --> 00:16:21,390
        - I am in public.       

421
00:16:21,456 --> 00:16:22,524
            (sighing)           
              Okay?             

422
00:16:22,591 --> 00:16:23,825
             - Hmm.             
        - We gotta chill.       

423
00:16:23,892 --> 00:16:25,927
        I got this. Shh.        
            - Don't!            

424
00:16:25,994 --> 00:16:27,262
             - Okay.            

425
00:16:27,329 --> 00:16:28,797
            (exhales)           

426
00:16:28,864 --> 00:16:30,098
               Hi!              
              - Hi.             

427
00:16:30,165 --> 00:16:31,333
            - David!            
            (giggles)           

428
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,002
             - Yeah.            
  - My current financial uh...  

429
00:16:34,069 --> 00:16:35,704
     portfolio, if you will,    

430
00:16:35,771 --> 00:16:37,739
        isn't quite where       
        I need it to be.        

431
00:16:37,806 --> 00:16:39,608
      Made some investments     
   that didn't really pan out.  

432
00:16:39,674 --> 00:16:41,710
     I mean, raise your hand    
 if you've ever been personally 

433
00:16:41,777 --> 00:16:43,879
   victimized by the GameStop   
        squeeze of 2021.        

434
00:16:43,945 --> 00:16:45,714
           Am I right?          
            (laughs)            

435
00:16:45,781 --> 00:16:48,316
      But that being said,      
          I'm wondering         

436
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:51,753
     what we could do to uh,    
    cancel this transaction?    

437
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:53,422
             - Yeah.            
       - Unfortunately...       

438
00:16:53,488 --> 00:16:54,923
            - Mm-hmm.           
  - ...once a payment is made.  

439
00:16:54,990 --> 00:16:56,591
             - Yeah.            
   - ...it can't be reversed.   

440
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:59,194
       - Yo, let me clear       
        this guy, please!       

441
00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:00,529
             Buddy!             

442
00:17:01,229 --> 00:17:05,367
    - Hmm. Can't be reversed.   

443
00:17:05,434 --> 00:17:06,668
 You know, I'm actually curious 

444
00:17:06,735 --> 00:17:08,103
      to know how that even     
          went through?         

445
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,939
    Hmm, if memory serves me    
 correctly um, as an anti-theft,

446
00:17:11,006 --> 00:17:14,643
  anti-fraud measure, you can't 
     tap for more than $100.    

447
00:17:14,709 --> 00:17:15,977
      - The regulations...      
            - Uh-huh.           

448
00:17:16,044 --> 00:17:17,479
- ...were updated two years ago.
             - Okay.            

449
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:18,780
        - So, now stores        
      set their own limit.      

450
00:17:18,847 --> 00:17:20,682
      - Is there paperwork      
        to support this?        

451
00:17:20,749 --> 00:17:22,217
       - Look, I feel you.      

452
00:17:22,284 --> 00:17:23,418
           - Oh yeah?           
          - Very much.          

453
00:17:23,485 --> 00:17:24,719
           - Oh, nice.          

454
00:17:24,786 --> 00:17:26,254
           - Receipt?           

455
00:17:27,122 --> 00:17:28,156
     (Black Attack pops in)     

456
00:17:28,223 --> 00:17:30,692
       - I want my money!       

457
00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:31,927
       (keyboard smashes)       

458
00:17:31,993 --> 00:17:34,029
              Hey!              

459
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:35,497
              Hey.              

460
00:17:35,564 --> 00:17:38,166
       Yo! Woosah! Woosah!      

461
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:39,501
 - Yo, I just fucking hate that.

462
00:17:39,568 --> 00:17:41,103
 - "Technically, company policy"

463
00:17:41,169 --> 00:17:42,704
     bureaucratic bullshit.     

464
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,706
       Yeah, I know, girl.      

465
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:48,410
  You basically just got robbed 
by a third-party mobile company.

466
00:17:48,477 --> 00:17:50,212
            - Right?            
    Like, what the fuck, man!   

467
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,547
        - Yes, you know,        
your money's gone, but you know,

468
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,216
         you did manage         
     to get everything done.    

469
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,118
       Look! You even got       
         your nails did!        

470
00:17:56,184 --> 00:17:58,286
         Huh? What? Ah!         

471
00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:00,655
       Okay, good news is       
   we still have food to eat,   

472
00:18:00,722 --> 00:18:06,094
    we got a place to sleep,    
and we got this little mac daddy
 we can schmokey, schmokey, ah? 

473
00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:08,563
            You like?           
 Let's just shake this shit off!

474
00:18:08,630 --> 00:18:10,332
       Let's shake it off!      

475
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,201
        (lighter clicks)        
   - Yo, shit, wait, hold up.   

476
00:18:13,268 --> 00:18:14,736
             - Hmm.             
  - I got an interview at 4:00. 

477
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,304
        What time is it?        
        (phone clicks on)       

478
00:18:16,371 --> 00:18:18,840
  All right, I'm blessed. Yeah. 
      - You blessed, okay.      

479
00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:23,011
         (Bria snoring)         

480
00:18:26,181 --> 00:18:28,116
         (phone buzzing)        

481
00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:38,760
        (phone clicks on)       

482
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:43,498
            - Hello?            
         (Sandra): Bria?        

483
00:18:43,565 --> 00:18:45,534
         This is Sandra.        
  I've been calling since 4:00. 

484
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,836
        I almost gave up,       
                         but I'.

485
00:18:47,903 --> 00:18:51,239
    I don't have much time and  
   Marie says you're fantastic, 
       so the job is yours.     

486
00:18:51,306 --> 00:18:52,741
I have a flight in the morning, 

487
00:18:52,807 --> 00:18:54,776
       but I can't pick up      
   my dry cleaning before then. 

488
00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:56,945
      Can you do it tonight?    
         - Uh, tonight?         

489
00:18:57,012 --> 00:18:59,181
    (continues indistinctly)    
   - Bitch, it's already 6:30.  

490
00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,416
  And do you really wanna work  
      for a lady who thinks     

491
00:19:01,483 --> 00:19:04,319
   you can clean clothes dry?   
       Heh, drop the call.      

492
00:19:04,386 --> 00:19:06,421
   (Sandra): Queen and Jarvis.  
                              I.

493
00:19:06,488 --> 00:19:08,523
          - Uh, Sandra,         
    you're actually break...    

494
00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,525
         You're break...        
             - Bria!            

495
00:19:10,592 --> 00:19:12,994
             - Eh...            
      - Bria, are you there?    

496
00:19:13,061 --> 00:19:14,529
             - Eh...            
             - Hello?           

497
00:19:14,596 --> 00:19:15,630
              - Yo.             
           (chuckling)          

498
00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:16,932
        - That was pretty       
      fucking good, right?      

499
00:19:16,998 --> 00:19:18,767
      - Yeah, it was great.     
           - Eh-eh-eh.          

500
00:19:18,833 --> 00:19:20,268
           (laughing)           
  That was pretty good, right?  

501
00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:21,269
         - You're slimy!        

502
00:19:21,336 --> 00:19:22,971
         (Marie): Bria?         
          - Yeah, Mom?          

503
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:26,541
              Fuck!             

504
00:19:26,608 --> 00:19:27,943
         Hello, Mother.         

505
00:19:28,009 --> 00:19:29,911
 - You never hear mi a call yuh?

506
00:19:29,978 --> 00:19:31,680
             - Ooh!             
           Plantains.           

507
00:19:33,081 --> 00:19:34,282
       (plantain crunches)      

508
00:19:34,349 --> 00:19:36,351
      (upbeat Latin music)      

509
00:19:38,019 --> 00:19:39,621
  Wait, what's with the shirts? 

510
00:19:39,688 --> 00:19:43,491
 - Well, my dear daughter, I... 
   I mean, we have some news.   

511
00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,726
           (laughing)           

512
00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:47,162
    We are selling the house    
      and moving to Florida     

513
00:19:47,229 --> 00:19:48,797
  to live beside Auntie Sophie! 

514
00:19:48,863 --> 00:19:50,432
        (Rodrigo laughs)        
           - Florida?!          

515
00:19:50,498 --> 00:19:52,267
         - In six weeks!        
          - Six weeks?!         

516
00:19:52,334 --> 00:19:55,237
       - Yeah! Uh, I know,      
           unexpected,          

517
00:19:55,303 --> 00:19:56,938
        but a good kinda        
       unexpected, right?       

518
00:19:57,005 --> 00:19:59,874
   I mean, you've always known  
    I wanted to retire at 50,   

519
00:19:59,941 --> 00:20:01,743
     and uh, when this house    
        became available,       

520
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:04,179
        I said to myself,       
        "Self, why not?"        

521
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,982
 I'm headed to Florida tomorrow 
    to close on the new place   

522
00:20:07,048 --> 00:20:08,617
         and this house         
       is already listed.       

523
00:20:08,683 --> 00:20:10,952
        But don't worry,        
     we're gonna take a look    
        at your finances        

524
00:20:11,019 --> 00:20:13,021
      and confirm how much      
    you can afford for rent.    

525
00:20:13,088 --> 00:20:14,723
    And it's gonna be doable,   
          because now,          

526
00:20:14,789 --> 00:20:17,058
   you're working with Sandra.  
     - Well, I hope you got     

527
00:20:17,125 --> 00:20:20,629
      your raincoats ready      
      'cause we're looking      
     at a stormy five days!     

528
00:20:20,695 --> 00:20:22,497
  (Marie): And we're gonna have 
     to get things in order.    

529
00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,432
       Finish the drywall.      
          Fix the sink.         

530
00:20:24,499 --> 00:20:25,934
             - Yeah.            
   - We started with a bright   

531
00:20:26,001 --> 00:20:28,903
       and sunny morning,       
    but don't get too comfy!    

532
00:20:28,970 --> 00:20:31,273
         Hurricane Marie        
     is gonna be a big one!     

533
00:20:31,339 --> 00:20:34,376
  - Uh, Bria, where you going?  
       - Um... I just need      

534
00:20:34,442 --> 00:20:36,645
      to lay down, so. Huh.     

535
00:20:37,445 --> 00:20:38,880
         - Well, viewing        
       starts soon, Bria,       

536
00:20:38,947 --> 00:20:40,515
          so I need you         
       to clean that room.      

537
00:20:40,582 --> 00:20:42,150
  And I mean, really clean it!  

538
00:20:42,217 --> 00:20:43,518
       (continues yelling)      

539
00:20:43,585 --> 00:20:44,919
          (thunderclap)         
   (Black Attack): So, by now,  

540
00:20:44,986 --> 00:20:47,255
 you're seeing the after effects
       of Hurricane Marie       

541
00:20:47,322 --> 00:20:49,424
      as the heavy downpour     
         heads our way!         

542
00:20:49,491 --> 00:20:52,527
        So much for that        
    quarter-life sabbatical!    

543
00:20:52,594 --> 00:20:55,063
 No job, no money, and no home. 

544
00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:57,999
   Forecast says we're fucked.  

545
00:20:58,066 --> 00:20:59,267
               Oh!              

546
00:20:59,934 --> 00:21:01,303
        (thunder crashes)       

547
00:21:04,139 --> 00:21:06,074
     (laidback funky music)