1 00:00:00,643 --> 00:00:03,679                 ♪                2 00:00:13,790 --> 00:00:17,293          (Bria moaning)          3 00:00:17,960 --> 00:00:20,930       - Oh, my God, Trevor.      4 00:00:20,997 --> 00:00:22,031               Yeah!              5 00:00:22,098 --> 00:00:24,467             (moaning)            6 00:00:24,534 --> 00:00:27,103         Oh, my God! Yeah!                  (Marie): Woo!          7 00:00:27,170 --> 00:00:29,439       (Bria and Marie both               continue moaning)        8 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:35,978        (Marie): Yes! Woo!        9 00:00:36,045 --> 00:00:38,281            Hot Roddy!            10 00:00:39,215 --> 00:00:40,583         (phone clicks on)        11 00:00:43,986 --> 00:00:45,254            - Fuck it.            12 00:00:46,189 --> 00:00:48,124       - Ew! You're looking                 for dick now?          13 00:00:48,191 --> 00:00:49,859       You and your mom just         came at the same time! Ew!    14 00:00:49,926 --> 00:00:52,361    - Okay, well, I just forgot        until you mentioned it,                thank you.            15 00:00:52,428 --> 00:00:55,131         - You're welcome!         - God, it's just reliable dick. 16 00:00:55,198 --> 00:00:56,566        What's the problem?                   - No, no!            17 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:58,835     The problem is that Omar            is a huge fuck boy        18 00:00:58,901 --> 00:01:01,304   and we said no to fuck boys!   19 00:01:01,370 --> 00:01:03,172        - Okay, we said no              to dating fuck boys,       20 00:01:03,239 --> 00:01:05,741       but I just wanna fuck                 a fuck boy!           21 00:01:05,808 --> 00:01:08,144            (grunting)            22 00:01:09,011 --> 00:01:10,413              No! No!             23 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:12,715          (whistle toots)                      - Shit!             24 00:01:12,782 --> 00:01:15,251             - No! No!            25 00:01:15,585 --> 00:01:17,120          (hammer clangs)         26 00:01:17,186 --> 00:01:19,088       - Okay, but he's not              that bad, you know?       27 00:01:19,155 --> 00:01:20,590   Plus, he has amazing forearms  28 00:01:20,656 --> 00:01:23,159     and you know I'm a sucker           for a good forearm.       29 00:01:23,226 --> 00:01:25,128   - Ugh! Girl, may I remind you  30 00:01:25,194 --> 00:01:27,196    what he said the last time              we hung out?           31 00:01:27,263 --> 00:01:29,365          (Black Attack):                 So, what's good?         32 00:01:29,432 --> 00:01:34,570     Oh yeah, um, you got cash          on you for the pizza?      33 00:01:34,637 --> 00:01:37,573         The sex is on me.        34 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:40,209               Mmm.                         (sucks lips)           35 00:01:40,276 --> 00:01:42,812        (Bria): Okay, okay,               you're not wrong,        36 00:01:42,879 --> 00:01:44,647    you're not wrong, but girl,   37 00:01:44,714 --> 00:01:47,283    meeting new people is just         so much work, you know?     38 00:01:47,350 --> 00:01:49,719        Look, I just wanna              have easy sex, okay?       39 00:01:49,785 --> 00:01:52,555   I want my legs beside my ears       and I want a gold chain     40 00:01:52,622 --> 00:01:55,324   dangling in front of my face,         and I want it now!        41 00:01:55,391 --> 00:01:57,426  - Look, I'm all for you gettin'        flipped and folded        42 00:01:57,493 --> 00:02:00,329         like a flapjack,          but you don't need Omar Green's          community dick!         43 00:02:00,396 --> 00:02:02,098             Come on!                 You're a grown woman now,    44 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:04,133  you got your grown woman shit,           got a new job,          45 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,135        you got new money,             and you need new dick.      46 00:02:06,202 --> 00:02:08,237              Period.               - Okay, you know, true, true.  47 00:02:08,304 --> 00:02:11,440      - Look, all I'm saying          is that there's good dick      out there and you can get it.  48 00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:14,610       You just need to step          your pussy up. All right?    49 00:02:14,677 --> 00:02:16,779         (chains clinking)        50 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,014             (grunts)             51 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,282            (clanking)            52 00:02:19,348 --> 00:02:22,418          So, until then,               you're wearing this.       53 00:02:22,485 --> 00:02:24,887             (panting)            54 00:02:24,954 --> 00:02:26,455         - What the fuck?         55 00:02:27,223 --> 00:02:29,725        (breathing heavily)       56 00:02:29,792 --> 00:02:31,327     Is this really necessary?    57 00:02:31,394 --> 00:02:33,429      - Bri, you know it is.      58 00:02:33,496 --> 00:02:35,464        Welcometh everyone.               (crowd cheering)         59 00:02:35,531 --> 00:02:38,134           I'm thy host,             Black Attack and this is...   60 00:02:38,201 --> 00:02:41,170       (all): Pitch Ye Dick!      61 00:02:41,237 --> 00:02:42,505       - The game is simple.      62 00:02:42,572 --> 00:02:44,607    Our melanated maiden, Bria,   63 00:02:44,674 --> 00:02:51,547       here, doth search-eth       for a knight to rest his sword        in her flesh sheath.       64 00:02:52,515 --> 00:02:55,318  Sorry, I may have overcommitted        to the theme. Okay.       65 00:02:55,384 --> 00:02:57,753    We're looking for a knight           with the right key        66 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:59,255       to unlock that belt.       67 00:02:59,322 --> 00:03:02,091    Thou must be well groomed,              respectable.           68 00:03:02,158 --> 00:03:04,126          And a feminist.         69 00:03:04,193 --> 00:03:06,229            (cheering)                        Shall we?            70 00:03:06,295 --> 00:03:07,863          Contestant #1.          71 00:03:07,930 --> 00:03:10,866       (all): Pitch Ye Dick!      72 00:03:10,933 --> 00:03:14,737  - Oh, ah, ah, ah, no, no, let's  give the people what they want. 73 00:03:14,804 --> 00:03:16,672 (crowd): Yeah, we want the dick!      (Black Attack): Lower.      74 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:18,307        - Show us the dick!               Give us the dick.        75 00:03:18,374 --> 00:03:21,010             - Lower.                        (cheering)            76 00:03:21,077 --> 00:03:22,845             - Closer.            77 00:03:22,912 --> 00:03:24,814              Closer.             78 00:03:24,880 --> 00:03:27,717      Yep, oh, ah, that's it.     79 00:03:27,783 --> 00:03:30,219    All right, Contestant #1...            (clears throat)         80 00:03:30,286 --> 00:03:34,624       He says, oh, his dick           doesn't see no colour.      81 00:03:34,690 --> 00:03:38,027     In fact, it's been known         to conquer many a wenches    82 00:03:38,094 --> 00:03:39,996  of the sun-drenched complexion. 83 00:03:40,062 --> 00:03:41,831       (crowd): No, no, no!       84 00:03:41,897 --> 00:03:43,366   - Sorry, there'll be no room   85 00:03:43,432 --> 00:03:45,468       for problematic peen               in this queendom.        86 00:03:45,534 --> 00:03:47,203              - Next!                      (buzzer honks)          87 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,205          Contestant #2!          88 00:03:49,272 --> 00:03:50,573        (crowd exclaiming)        89 00:03:50,640 --> 00:03:52,875        Ooh, it's all about              the girth with him.       90 00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:55,011   He says he has more in common  91 00:03:55,077 --> 00:03:57,313          with his horse                than ye might think!       92 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:58,347           (man): Neigh!          93 00:03:58,414 --> 00:03:59,615  (woman): Doth he want her dead? 94 00:03:59,682 --> 00:04:02,151      That's simply too much!              (Bria panting)          95 00:04:02,218 --> 00:04:03,919     - Ah, and thy lords know              that sometimes          96 00:04:03,986 --> 00:04:08,124   an extra large jousting stick   can be quite useless in combat. 97 00:04:08,190 --> 00:04:10,426     If thy know what I mean.     98 00:04:10,493 --> 00:04:13,129               Next!                       (buzzer honks)          99 00:04:13,195 --> 00:04:15,164   All right, our Contestant #3.  100 00:04:15,231 --> 00:04:17,700          (crowd cheers)          101 00:04:17,767 --> 00:04:21,270      He says while his dick           is more than adequate,      102 00:04:21,337 --> 00:04:24,507             he's also                an accomplished composer.    103 00:04:24,573 --> 00:04:26,108            (chuckling)                         Okay.              104 00:04:26,175 --> 00:04:28,411  And he believes that all women  105 00:04:28,477 --> 00:04:31,981  are destined for more than just     wifery and childbearing.     106 00:04:32,048 --> 00:04:38,154        And... says he has              the fairest forearms               in all the land.         107 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:40,790     - Tell me more, forearms!    108 00:04:40,856 --> 00:04:42,792      - I'd rather show you.      109 00:04:42,858 --> 00:04:44,026        (crowd exclaiming)        110 00:04:44,093 --> 00:04:45,328            (retching)            111 00:04:45,394 --> 00:04:48,064      - All right, all right,            all right. Enough.        112 00:04:48,130 --> 00:04:50,266           Now, maiden--                 - Easy pick for me!       113 00:04:50,333 --> 00:04:52,101          Contestant #3!          114 00:04:52,168 --> 00:04:54,003          (crowd cheers)                - Jesus Christ, Bria.      115 00:04:54,070 --> 00:04:56,205             - Omar?!                    - What's up, Bria.        116 00:04:56,272 --> 00:04:57,773               Mmmm.                       (buzzer honks)          117 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,543       - Nay, nay, that was             a test and ye failed.      118 00:05:00,609 --> 00:05:03,112     - Why doth thou protest?         What if it's meant to be?    119 00:05:03,179 --> 00:05:06,148           Look at him!                - No! No dick for thee.     120 00:05:06,215 --> 00:05:08,050      And that chastity belt               is staying put.         121 00:05:10,753 --> 00:05:13,055           (belt clangs)           (Black Attack): Like Fort Knox. 122 00:05:14,090 --> 00:05:17,093    - Hot Roddy, don't forget,     we still have to fix that sink. 123 00:05:17,159 --> 00:05:18,928     Open house is next week.     124 00:05:18,994 --> 00:05:21,130   - Don't worry, chérie Marie,         amour, I got you, eh?      125 00:05:21,197 --> 00:05:23,666       You look so beautiful                this morning.          126 00:05:23,733 --> 00:05:25,368         - Why thank you.                - Can I get a kiss?       127 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:26,836       (Bria clears throat)         - Next think you know it's...  128 00:05:26,902 --> 00:05:30,506       - Good morning, Bria!          - Look who finally wake.     129 00:05:30,573 --> 00:05:31,941          (Rodrigo): Yes.              - Late start now, Bria.     130 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:34,510    - Yes, Mother. My plan was       to be up bright and early,    131 00:05:34,577 --> 00:05:38,414  but there was a terrible racket           at 1:30 a.m.           132 00:05:38,481 --> 00:05:41,117      that pierced my slumber         like daggers in my ears.     133 00:05:41,951 --> 00:05:44,019           (tense music)          134 00:05:57,466 --> 00:05:58,901      (Rodrigo slurps coffee)                  - Hmm.              135 00:06:11,013 --> 00:06:13,149             Uh, Bria.                       (chuckling)           136 00:06:13,215 --> 00:06:14,683             S-s-so...                        - Mm-hmm?            137 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:16,519        - About last night.                   - Mm-hmm.            138 00:06:16,585 --> 00:06:19,255  - We didn't think you were up.  139 00:06:19,321 --> 00:06:20,689    - Well, I was up, Rodrigo.                - Mm-hmm.            140 00:06:20,756 --> 00:06:22,291       - 'Cause I live here.                   - Yeah.             141 00:06:22,358 --> 00:06:24,293        - And I have ears.                     - Yeah.             142 00:06:24,360 --> 00:06:26,362   - And until you two ship off              to Florida,           143 00:06:26,429 --> 00:06:28,264        I'm still a member               of this household,        144 00:06:28,330 --> 00:06:29,965      who's a light sleeper.      145 00:06:30,032 --> 00:06:31,634              - Hmm.                        - With ears.           146 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:33,469           - Okay, yes,                 you have clean ears.       147 00:06:33,536 --> 00:06:35,104      Okay, we will, we will             keep that in mind.        148 00:06:35,171 --> 00:06:36,405             - Great!                     (Rodrigo): Yeah.         149 00:06:36,472 --> 00:06:38,274  - Did you shave your moustache? 150 00:06:38,340 --> 00:06:40,976        - Yes, I did! Yes!                     - Why?              151 00:06:41,977 --> 00:06:43,946          (Marie): Um...               (stuttering, mumbling)      152 00:06:44,013 --> 00:06:46,549           It no really,               it no really suit you.      153 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,518          Put it back on.            - It makes me look younger.   154 00:06:49,585 --> 00:06:52,121      Hello, handsome fellow.     155 00:06:52,188 --> 00:06:54,423   Yeah, I totally look younger.  156 00:07:02,231 --> 00:07:04,266        (coffee splatters)                     - Shit.             157 00:07:04,333 --> 00:07:07,136       (indistinct chatter)       158 00:07:07,203 --> 00:07:08,904          (phone chiming)         159 00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:21,050           (tense music)          160 00:07:21,116 --> 00:07:22,318      (Black Attack pops in)      161 00:07:22,918 --> 00:07:25,621        - Who in the Black              excellence are they?       162 00:07:25,688 --> 00:07:27,590      - Girl, I have no idea,          but I'm gonna find out.     163 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:28,924              - Yeah.                          - Yeah.             164 00:07:29,458 --> 00:07:31,160  - Okay, let's get to business.  165 00:07:31,227 --> 00:07:32,595  First of all, I am happy to say 166 00:07:32,661 --> 00:07:34,730       that my world famous             jerk chicken is back!      167 00:07:34,797 --> 00:07:36,932               Yes!                  (hands clapping, laughing)    168 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:39,468            Okay, well,                don't all rush at once.     169 00:07:39,535 --> 00:07:41,704     It's okay. It's all good.             It's all good.          170 00:07:41,770 --> 00:07:43,739    Just means there's gonna be           lots left for me         171 00:07:43,806 --> 00:07:46,609      and our newest member,       Bria McFarlane. Welcome, Bria!  172 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:47,643       (chuckles nervously)                     - Hi.              173 00:07:47,710 --> 00:07:49,211            (whooping)                       (clapping)            174 00:07:51,213 --> 00:07:54,016    (Allan): Okay, Bria, let me     give you the lay of the land.  175 00:07:54,083 --> 00:07:57,486   In the past, Smith & Tanner's    approach to various movements  176 00:07:57,553 --> 00:08:00,256     of the time was to start          a dedicated committee.      177 00:08:00,322 --> 00:08:03,292       Well, it started with         equal pay back in the '80s.   178 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:04,793              - Yeah.             179 00:08:04,860 --> 00:08:07,530       - And then, there was        the climate change committee.  180 00:08:07,596 --> 00:08:12,167      And then the LGBTQIA2S+                committee.            181 00:08:12,234 --> 00:08:14,670            (clapping)                        Yes, yes.            182 00:08:14,737 --> 00:08:16,906  Well, just too many committees.         Too many groups.         183 00:08:16,972 --> 00:08:19,708  So, when I was hired as the new     Chief Marketing Officer,     184 00:08:19,775 --> 00:08:23,412      I proposed that we pool       our efforts and come together  185 00:08:23,479 --> 00:08:27,616      as one big group known          as the change committee!     186 00:08:27,683 --> 00:08:29,151    (imitates sound of trumpet)   187 00:08:29,218 --> 00:08:30,452            (clapping)                       (chuckling)           188 00:08:30,519 --> 00:08:32,555     (Allan): Which brings us                 to today.            189 00:08:32,621 --> 00:08:34,757       Where, as a response            to the racial reckoning     190 00:08:34,823 --> 00:08:38,127      and the new debit card               rollout fiasco.         191 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:40,029       - Which I still don't           understand, I'm sorry.      192 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:42,231        We have always had               a white debit card.       193 00:08:42,298 --> 00:08:45,000              - Yeah.                   Not the point, Frank.      194 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:47,603         As I was saying,             I wanna open up the floor    195 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:51,740 to hear what we can do to appeal      to our Black clientele      196 00:08:51,807 --> 00:08:55,544       and how we can better             support our staff.        197 00:08:55,611 --> 00:08:57,212            Any ideas?            198 00:08:57,279 --> 00:08:59,081             (silence)            199 00:09:06,422 --> 00:09:07,990           (tense music)          200 00:09:08,057 --> 00:09:10,793  - So, hold up, you're supposed         to be giving ideas        201 00:09:10,859 --> 00:09:12,795  on behalf of all Black people?  202 00:09:12,861 --> 00:09:15,030    Bitch, you are not Barack.    203 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:16,198             - Right?                          - Yeah.             204 00:09:16,265 --> 00:09:17,433              - Damn.             205 00:09:18,467 --> 00:09:21,870  You know, I think we just need     more perspectives involved.   206 00:09:21,937 --> 00:09:23,772          - She's right.                    She's right.           207 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:26,241   This shouldn't be all on you.               - Yeah.             208 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:28,677    - Okay, think Frank, think.   209 00:09:28,744 --> 00:09:32,181         Uh, bingo bango,               let's have a cookout.      210 00:09:32,247 --> 00:09:35,351       Hot dogs, hamburgers.            A three-legged race.       211 00:09:35,417 --> 00:09:37,620       - Frank, I uh, yeah,               I think she meant        212 00:09:37,686 --> 00:09:39,788         more perspectives            from the Black community.    213 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:43,626    - Oh. Well, we could check           with Black Twitter.       214 00:09:43,692 --> 00:09:45,694     I don't have his handle.     215 00:09:45,761 --> 00:09:47,730  - Uh, sorry I'm late, everyone, 216 00:09:47,796 --> 00:09:50,599 I forgot we moved these meetings     to the accounting floor.     217 00:09:50,666 --> 00:09:51,967       (Allan clears throat)      218 00:09:52,034 --> 00:09:53,335           (tense music)          219 00:09:55,204 --> 00:09:57,773     (Black Attack): Two women        of colour spot each other    220 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:00,709   in the white people wilderness        for the first time.       221 00:10:00,776 --> 00:10:05,347       Will they join forces             bonding over melanin            and micro aggressions,     222 00:10:05,414 --> 00:10:08,851       or is there only room            for one diversity hire     223 00:10:08,917 --> 00:10:12,354      in the corporate hallows            of Smith & Tanner?       224 00:10:12,421 --> 00:10:14,390    (Frank): Happy Diwali, Ami.   225 00:10:15,524 --> 00:10:17,159      - I'm not Hindu, Frank.     226 00:10:17,226 --> 00:10:19,261      - Well, I'm gonna make               a note of that.         227 00:10:20,396 --> 00:10:21,864                Oh.               228 00:10:24,566 --> 00:10:25,934               Ooh.               229 00:10:26,368 --> 00:10:27,736           (tense music)          230 00:10:27,803 --> 00:10:29,772          (alert chimes)          231 00:10:33,475 --> 00:10:34,977      (Bria): Perfect timing.     232 00:10:35,044 --> 00:10:36,979     I wonder if that's where            those people work?        233 00:10:38,113 --> 00:10:40,983      - Yo, yo, yo, somebody              order a monitor?         234 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:43,619     - Only way to be the true        data entry maverick I am.    235 00:10:43,686 --> 00:10:45,154            (chuckles)                    - You are funny.         236 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:47,289              - Hmm.              - Can I jump on that real quick? 237 00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:48,891           - Yeah, yeah.                     Have at it.           238 00:10:49,591 --> 00:10:52,194          - Uh, you have                 a power bar, great.       239 00:10:52,261 --> 00:10:53,962              - Yeah.                - So, I'm gonna need to get   240 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:55,664    under the desk to get this               all set up.           241 00:10:55,731 --> 00:10:57,499          - Yeah. Mm-hmm.         242 00:10:57,566 --> 00:10:59,802             (grunts)                    - Down we go. Okay.       243 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:01,904       - Trevor, it's 2023,       244 00:11:01,970 --> 00:11:05,074   you can't just keep flaunting    the goods like this in front           of women anymore.        245 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,776         (Trevor chuckles)             - You know, if feminism     246 00:11:07,843 --> 00:11:09,244   has taught me anything, Bria.              - Mm-hmm.            247 00:11:09,311 --> 00:11:11,080      - It's that this moment       right here has nothing to do   248 00:11:11,146 --> 00:11:13,315  with how I'm flaunting my ass,        and everything to do       249 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:16,585  with how you're looking at it.        And I think you like                 what you see.          250 00:11:16,652 --> 00:11:18,253           Can you grab               that cable here, please?     251 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:21,523       - Yeah! Yeah. I mean,      one could interpret it that way. 252 00:11:21,590 --> 00:11:22,825            (chuckling)           253 00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:24,059      (Dawn): Bonjour, Bria!      254 00:11:24,126 --> 00:11:25,928          - Oh, hi, Dawn.                 - How's it going?        255 00:11:25,994 --> 00:11:28,130      - You scared me there.        Yeah, no, everything's good.   256 00:11:28,197 --> 00:11:31,033      I'm just getting set up        with some state-of-the-art             hardware here.          257 00:11:31,100 --> 00:11:33,869     - Oh, these computers are     hardly state of the art, dear.  258 00:11:33,936 --> 00:11:36,472        - Yeah, no, I-I was              just making a joke.       259 00:11:36,538 --> 00:11:37,906                Um.                          (chuckling)           260 00:11:37,973 --> 00:11:40,309   Once Trevor's done with this          Costanza nap here,        261 00:11:40,375 --> 00:11:41,477    I'm gonna get back to work.   262 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:44,279           I was joking                  by the way about...       263 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:46,782       - Right, funny. Yes.       264 00:11:46,849 --> 00:11:49,952           I just wanted                to check in on the...      265 00:11:50,018 --> 00:11:54,690     the end of quarter report         I asked you to work on?     266 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:56,225      - Yeah, isn't that due                next Friday?           267 00:11:56,291 --> 00:11:58,994           - Yes, it is,               but you know how it is,     268 00:11:59,061 --> 00:12:01,463    I always like a little, uh,   269 00:12:01,530 --> 00:12:03,966          what's the name                 in English, uh...        270 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:06,702    En tout cas, ces jeunes-là,   271 00:12:06,769 --> 00:12:09,004           ça se plaint              des conditions de travail,    272 00:12:09,071 --> 00:12:10,873      mais ça travaille pas.                  Efficacy.            273 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,975             (hubbub)                         (sighing)            274 00:12:13,041 --> 00:12:15,010    - Thank you for gathering.    275 00:12:15,077 --> 00:12:18,680    It is with deep regret that      after an extensive 10-day,    276 00:12:18,747 --> 00:12:23,018        nationwide search,           my client is unable to find   277 00:12:23,085 --> 00:12:25,921       a single fuck to give       about the assigned work at hand 278 00:12:25,988 --> 00:12:28,123   or arbitrary company policy.   279 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,225      That's the only update           we have on this matter.     280 00:12:30,292 --> 00:12:33,128      There'll be no further           questions at this time.     281 00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:35,297       (reporter): Hey Bria,           do you have any advice      282 00:12:35,364 --> 00:12:37,132      for other Black females          with no fucks to give?      283 00:12:37,199 --> 00:12:38,667            - I got it.                     - You got it?          284 00:12:38,734 --> 00:12:39,868         - I got it. Yeah.        285 00:12:39,935 --> 00:12:41,370              - Yep.                           - Yeah.             286 00:12:44,139 --> 00:12:46,542        Just don't wear it              on your fucking face.      287 00:12:46,608 --> 00:12:47,776         (crowd exclaims)         288 00:12:47,843 --> 00:12:49,545  (Dawn): Bria, everything okay?             - Yeah, no.           289 00:12:49,611 --> 00:12:51,146   Yeah, everything's oui, good.  290 00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:52,581           - Good. Bon.           291 00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:55,017         Bien, fait que...                  I leave you.           292 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,386          Get back to it.                      - Okay.             293 00:12:57,452 --> 00:12:59,354       - Remember, vendredi!      294 00:12:59,421 --> 00:13:00,422            - Vendredi!           295 00:13:00,489 --> 00:13:02,224            (chuckling)                         Okay.              296 00:13:03,926 --> 00:13:07,162       (Trevor): And voila!       297 00:13:07,229 --> 00:13:09,364        You got a monitor.         - Wow! Thanks, I appreciate it. 298 00:13:09,431 --> 00:13:10,833      - Yeah, don't sweat it.     299 00:13:10,899 --> 00:13:12,334    Sounds like you have a lot          on your plate already      300 00:13:12,401 --> 00:13:14,937    with miss "due next Friday,        but I like efficiency"!     301 00:13:15,003 --> 00:13:16,305            (laughing)                         - Okay.             302 00:13:16,371 --> 00:13:17,973           - I told you,            if there's a reason for Dawn   303 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,775        to be on your ass,              she's gonna find it.       304 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:22,744    Ooh, joining the cool kids          in marketing, are we?      305 00:13:22,811 --> 00:13:24,680        Looking to move up               to the 16th floor?        306 00:13:24,746 --> 00:13:26,782         - Yeah, you know,           I-I just may apply for it.    307 00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:28,483         - Well, they are                 pretty exclusive,        308 00:13:28,550 --> 00:13:29,751         so it'll be hard                 to get in there.         309 00:13:29,818 --> 00:13:32,187   Plus STI's paying out the ass          for them as well.        310 00:13:32,254 --> 00:13:33,455             - STI...             311 00:13:33,522 --> 00:13:37,092     - You don't, the... Smith        Tanner Investments, STI.     312 00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:40,329    - Okay, marketing geniuses.   313 00:13:40,395 --> 00:13:41,763             - Right?                        (chuckles)            314 00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:43,866         Anyway, computer                malfunctions await.       315 00:13:43,932 --> 00:13:45,934          - Mm-hmm. Yeah.             - Welcome to the office.     316 00:13:46,001 --> 00:13:48,203    And uh, enjoy that monitor.   317 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:49,838         - Thanks. I will.        318 00:13:49,905 --> 00:13:51,506          (cart rattles)          319 00:13:55,244 --> 00:13:57,246         (knocks on door)                - Mm, Bria, right?        320 00:13:57,312 --> 00:13:59,081           - Ami, right?           - Oh my gosh, hi! Take a seat.  321 00:13:59,147 --> 00:14:00,249              - Yeah.                    - Good to see you.        322 00:14:00,315 --> 00:14:02,017           - Thank you.                  - Nice to meet you.       323 00:14:02,084 --> 00:14:03,151     - Nice to meet you, too.     324 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,887  - So, you are the Bria that got 325 00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:06,221          the accounting              department on Slack, huh?    326 00:14:06,288 --> 00:14:10,158     How is Cheryl taking it?           - Not well. Not well.      327 00:14:10,225 --> 00:14:12,294    But everyone else loves it.               - Mm-hmm.            328 00:14:12,361 --> 00:14:14,129  - You know, I actually came by           to talk to you          329 00:14:14,196 --> 00:14:15,831 about that marketing coordinator  position you sent out earlier.  330 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:17,633            - Oh yeah.              - You know, I just feel like   331 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:18,967        it's more my speed.                   - Mm-hmm.            332 00:14:19,034 --> 00:14:21,203         - But I feel like            because I haven't really     333 00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:23,906 been here that long, it might be      too early to jump ship.     334 00:14:23,972 --> 00:14:25,474        - Well, you're not                wrong about that.        335 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:27,943    I mean, internal transfers           usually take a year       336 00:14:28,010 --> 00:14:30,879 to be approved, but I'm guessing      you have no real desire     337 00:14:30,946 --> 00:14:32,547    to remain in the accounting              department.           338 00:14:32,614 --> 00:14:35,017    - Basically, I mean, maybe        there's a way I can like,    339 00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,386     circumvent the red tape.       - Well, bold of you for only   340 00:14:37,452 --> 00:14:39,855    being here for three weeks       and already wanting to bend              the rules.            341 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,058        But lucky for you,             that team is desperate.     342 00:14:43,125 --> 00:14:45,994  They just brought in this team     run by this woman, Sharon.    343 00:14:46,061 --> 00:14:47,663         She's so badass.         344 00:14:47,729 --> 00:14:50,532    But there is a lot of drama       with the rebrand though,     345 00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:52,467     so there's gonna be a lot       of eyes on that department.   346 00:14:52,534 --> 00:14:54,803  Do you think you can handle it?            - Oh, yeah!           347 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,204          No, it's fine.               I'm not worried at all.     348 00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:57,940      I just wanna make sure            that I have a chance.      349 00:14:58,006 --> 00:14:59,975   - Wow! Watch out! Confidence.  350 00:15:00,042 --> 00:15:01,710            (laughing)                     Not mad at it.          351 00:15:01,777 --> 00:15:03,946    Okay, so it's Allan's baby,   352 00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:06,949          so impress him,           then you have a real chance.   353 00:15:07,015 --> 00:15:09,685  - Okay. Okay, so impress Allan. 354 00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:11,453            Copy that.                         - Yeah.             355 00:15:11,520 --> 00:15:13,021           - Copy that.           356 00:15:15,257 --> 00:15:17,259        So, that's Allan's               jerk chicken, huh?        357 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:20,696         - Okay, honestly,            you just need to try it.     358 00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,364              - Okay.             359 00:15:26,201 --> 00:15:28,804       Girl, it's seasoned!               - I know, right!         360 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,172              - Damn!                 - His husband's Jamaican.    361 00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:31,807     - Hmm, that makes sense.     362 00:15:31,873 --> 00:15:32,908    - Yeah, it does make sense.   363 00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,142        It's tasty, though.                  - It-it is.           364 00:15:34,209 --> 00:15:35,577              - Yeah.                          - Damn.             365 00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:37,145       (Bria's phone chimes)      366 00:15:39,114 --> 00:15:41,283       (spaghetti squelches)      367 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,919          (mouse clicks)             - Trevor, you're gonna have   368 00:16:17,986 --> 00:16:21,289       to give me permission         to check you out or I will             call HR myself.         369 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:23,859     - Um, permission granted               indefinitely.          370 00:16:23,925 --> 00:16:25,394              - Ooh!                    - How's the monitor?       371 00:16:25,460 --> 00:16:28,130   I save the good ones for cute        girls only, you know.      372 00:16:29,498 --> 00:16:32,300          (clicks tongue)            - Um, yeah, I-I just wanted   373 00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:36,505         to say thank you           for the insider info earlier.  374 00:16:36,571 --> 00:16:39,841     Um... and I was wondering    375 00:16:39,908 --> 00:16:44,112       if maybe you'd wanna               hang out tonight?        376 00:16:44,546 --> 00:16:47,682    - Yes. Yeah, did you wanna         grab something to eat?      377 00:16:47,749 --> 00:16:49,584 - Oh, I didn't mean like a date. 378 00:16:49,651 --> 00:16:52,487          I meant like...              like hang out, like...      379 00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,989               - Oh!                         - You know.           380 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:56,058   - You're trying to get some.              - Shut up.            381 00:16:56,124 --> 00:16:57,793              - Okay.                  - We're adults, right?      382 00:16:57,859 --> 00:16:59,194              - Yeah.                     - There's no need        383 00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:01,063     for pussyfooting around.              - Agreed, yeah.         384 00:17:01,129 --> 00:17:02,364        No, I'm definitely                 down for that.          385 00:17:02,431 --> 00:17:03,999       Not the pussyfooting,              the other thing.         386 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,700             - Got it.                      - Although...          387 00:17:06,268 --> 00:17:08,236      Nope, that was a joke.                   - Okay.             388 00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:11,640   - Bad joke. Did you wanna do          your place or mine?       389 00:17:12,808 --> 00:17:14,509         - Good question.                  Good question.          390 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:17,546        Um, you know what?         Let me get back to you on that. 391 00:17:17,612 --> 00:17:19,448              - Cool.                           - 'K.              392 00:17:19,514 --> 00:17:21,783      I will catch you later.              - Sounds good.          393 00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:22,918              - Bye.                    - I'll see ya around.      394 00:17:22,984 --> 00:17:24,486               - 'K.                      (both screaming)         395 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:27,255          - He's so cute.              - I know! He's so cute!     396 00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:29,057          - He's so fly.              - So, his place or mine?     397 00:17:29,124 --> 00:17:30,492         - Yo, your place.            Always fuck on home turf.    398 00:17:30,559 --> 00:17:32,194       - Okay, but I haven't            cleaned my room yet.       399 00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:34,229  - Right. But if you go to his,        he could murder you.       400 00:17:34,296 --> 00:17:35,564     - Okay, highly unlikely.     401 00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:37,566    - Ah, ah, ah, yo, remember         that girl who ended up      402 00:17:37,632 --> 00:17:39,401  in the hospital 'cause her date         fed her Bolognese        403 00:17:39,468 --> 00:17:41,369        with traces of his         ex-girlfriend's remains in it?  404 00:17:41,436 --> 00:17:44,940        (both): And she had          to testify in court! Right!   405 00:17:45,006 --> 00:17:46,308           - Fuck, okay,                I forgot about that.       406 00:17:46,374 --> 00:17:48,343      Uh, okay, I'll tell him             to come to mine.         407 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:50,378    That way I can kick him out            when it's done.         408 00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:52,280              - Boom!                 Yo, home court advantage.    409 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:54,916      What! We gettin' laid!      410 00:17:54,983 --> 00:17:56,818      Yo girl, what's wrong?      411 00:17:56,885 --> 00:17:59,187    Is it the pink dick thing?        Come on, you'll be fine.     412 00:17:59,254 --> 00:18:01,389     Look, there is a rainbow       of earthly delights out there  413 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,125        that I think we are               meant to explore.        414 00:18:03,191 --> 00:18:05,760       - No, that's not it.               It's just that...        415 00:18:05,827 --> 00:18:08,296  Yo, we work together, you know,    that's kind of awkward, no?   416 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:09,931      - No! Coworkers hook up               all the time           417 00:18:09,998 --> 00:18:11,233         and it's not like                 he's your boss.         418 00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:12,801      - Okay, sure, but like,         what if he tells people?     419 00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:15,170       - Oh, he better not.        - And now that you mention it,  420 00:18:15,237 --> 00:18:17,139    I actually haven't had sex        with a white guy before.     421 00:18:17,205 --> 00:18:18,473              - Ooh.                 - You know, okay, fuck it.    422 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,975       I'm overthinking it.               Let's just do it.        423 00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:21,276          - Let's do it!                   - Let's do it!          424 00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:22,477           (exclaiming)                  - You gettin' some.       425 00:18:22,544 --> 00:18:24,513       - I'm gettin' some...            - You getting' some.       426 00:18:24,579 --> 00:18:26,314          - Pink... dick.                    (both): Ha!           427 00:18:26,381 --> 00:18:28,650      Pink... dick... pink...     428 00:18:28,717 --> 00:18:29,684              - Hey!                           - Dick!             429 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:32,821      (Bria): Hello, Mother.      430 00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:34,623         - Oh, yes, Bria,                 we need to talk.         431 00:18:34,689 --> 00:18:37,392   - Yes, yes. I actually wanted        to talk to you, too.       432 00:18:37,459 --> 00:18:39,294   Um, can we come to some sort           of understanding         433 00:18:39,361 --> 00:18:43,431      about what we should do         if either of us are home      while the other person is home, 434 00:18:43,498 --> 00:18:46,635   in the way that you were home      with Rodrigo last night?     435 00:18:47,669 --> 00:18:49,437        I mean, some people             put scarves on doors.      436 00:18:49,504 --> 00:18:51,373      - No, no, no, no, Bria.              Mi a big woman,         437 00:18:51,439 --> 00:18:55,277  me nah put no scarf on no door    for me to make you know a say      ah dooks me ah have sex.     438 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,346  Mi is a big woman, I'm not one     of your likkle friend dem.    439 00:18:58,413 --> 00:19:03,084   However, how about we play a   likkle music like Queen Bey Bey? 440 00:19:03,151 --> 00:19:07,022      - Not what we call her.      But you know what, if you wanna     play music, I'll take it.    441 00:19:07,088 --> 00:19:10,492   FYI, I will be home tonight.   442 00:19:10,559 --> 00:19:12,661             - Oh! Oh.            443 00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:16,431        So, who is the guy          or the girl or the somebody?   444 00:19:16,498 --> 00:19:19,000       - It's a guy, mother.                  - Oh. Oh!            445 00:19:19,067 --> 00:19:22,204         O-okay. You know,              feel free to explore       446 00:19:22,270 --> 00:19:27,108     'cause sexual exploration        is healthy for the body.     447 00:19:27,175 --> 00:19:28,810   And before I met Hot Roddy...  448 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,012   - Okay, please don't call him          that to me, Mom.         449 00:19:31,079 --> 00:19:32,247         - Okay. Listen...        450 00:19:32,314 --> 00:19:34,382   When I was with your father,   451 00:19:34,449 --> 00:19:37,185     nothing exciting happened              to my vagina           452 00:19:37,252 --> 00:19:38,486    except giving birth to you.   453 00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,589      And although I love you             like cooked food.        454 00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:44,559    I love you like stew peas.          Your head was so big,      455 00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:47,429        it felt like I was             shooting out a cannon.      456 00:19:47,495 --> 00:19:49,531  And guess what? You ripped me,  457 00:19:49,598 --> 00:19:52,133         I swear you did,               from yahso to dehso.       458 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:54,302   - It's all good now, though.   459 00:19:54,369 --> 00:19:56,104   Yeah, looks like, very good.   460 00:19:56,171 --> 00:19:58,440         Very good, yeah.         461 00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:00,342          (leaves rustle)         462 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,677        (Marie): Oh, Roddy.                  (chuckles)            463 00:20:02,744 --> 00:20:06,348      Oh Bria, you're really            going to have company          with your room stay suh?     464 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:08,516     (Trevor and Bria panting)    465 00:20:08,583 --> 00:20:09,884            (laughing)            466 00:20:11,219 --> 00:20:13,088              - Wow.                         (chuckling)           467 00:20:13,154 --> 00:20:16,124        - Well, this seems            like it could be a pretty         promising arrangement.      468 00:20:16,191 --> 00:20:17,859              - Yeah.                - Is it cool if we keep it    469 00:20:17,926 --> 00:20:20,395 on the low, though 'cause people   do not need to know at work.   470 00:20:20,462 --> 00:20:21,930        - Of course, yeah.                   Sure thing.           471 00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,699   - You know, speaking of work,     I submitted my application    472 00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:28,203       for the transfer and         I feel pretty good about it.   473 00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,738             - Really?                        - Mm-hmm.            474 00:20:29,804 --> 00:20:31,239              (sighs)             475 00:20:31,306 --> 00:20:32,974            - Don't get                your hopes up, though.      476 00:20:33,041 --> 00:20:34,409     I've been there for like,               four years            477 00:20:34,476 --> 00:20:35,844          and still never                gotten a transfer.        478 00:20:35,910 --> 00:20:38,647      - I mean, have you ever           even applied to one?       479 00:20:38,713 --> 00:20:40,649    Or are you just saying that     because your white privilege   480 00:20:40,715 --> 00:20:44,519  hasn't automatically gotten you  one for your years of service?  481 00:20:44,586 --> 00:20:48,423       - Yeah, but I mean...                  (sighing)            482 00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:51,059      You and that marketing                 department,           483 00:20:51,126 --> 00:20:53,194      you sure you'd fit in?      484 00:20:53,261 --> 00:20:55,864        (rap music playing)       485 00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:58,867 - Wait, what do you mean by fit? 486 00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:03,505          - I don't know,            they're kinda standoffish.    487 00:21:04,172 --> 00:21:08,143   All they care about are their     retro Jordans and Ivy Park,   488 00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:10,045         and all that dumb                capitalist shit.         489 00:21:10,445 --> 00:21:12,380           Whereas you,                  I know we just met,       490 00:21:12,447 --> 00:21:14,449          but I feel like                 you're different.        491 00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,752          Not so uppity.              A lot more approachable.     492 00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:19,954         Anyways, I think               you're gonna get it.       493 00:21:20,021 --> 00:21:21,156             (sighing)            494 00:21:21,222 --> 00:21:22,724          (ominous music)         495 00:21:32,867 --> 00:21:36,037              - Bria!             496 00:21:36,104 --> 00:21:37,372              (gasps)             497 00:21:37,439 --> 00:21:38,673    (Trevor): Um, have you seen               my shirt?            498 00:21:38,740 --> 00:21:40,475    - What in the Jordan Peele?            - Ah, found it.         499 00:21:40,542 --> 00:21:42,210      Come on, Bria, I didn't            mean it like that.        500 00:21:42,277 --> 00:21:43,345     I was just being honest.               (door slams)           501 00:21:43,411 --> 00:21:44,679        Oh, come on, Bria!        502 00:21:44,746 --> 00:21:47,549          Bria, come on!                   Hey, I'm sorry!         503 00:21:47,615 --> 00:21:48,950    I didn't mean it like that.   504 00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:51,052    (upbeat Latin music plays)    505 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,254   (Rodrigo and Marie giggling)   506 00:21:53,321 --> 00:21:56,825       - I thought you might            wanna talk about what            happened with Trevor.      507 00:21:56,891 --> 00:21:58,860      Unpack a bit, you know?     508 00:21:58,927 --> 00:22:01,463  Because based on my analysis...         (Marie whooping)         509 00:22:01,529 --> 00:22:04,699    ...it-it's looking like his        caucasity is incurable.     510 00:22:04,766 --> 00:22:06,701          And, you know,                 maybe just knowing        511 00:22:06,768 --> 00:22:11,172  what the word feminism is might   not be the great bench marker  512 00:22:11,239 --> 00:22:12,540      we once thought it was.     513 00:22:12,607 --> 00:22:14,042         - Yep, that's how                Omar got me too.         514 00:22:14,109 --> 00:22:16,778    - Exactly. A-and there were    a couple of what I like to call 515 00:22:16,845 --> 00:22:19,681        red fuck boy flags          that we ignored with Trevor.   516 00:22:19,748 --> 00:22:21,516         (Marie whooping)                 You don't recall?        517 00:22:21,583 --> 00:22:24,319     That's okay. But I think          it has something to do      518 00:22:24,386 --> 00:22:26,788         with this forearm                fetish of yours.         519 00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:29,457        Have you considered            what that's all about?      520 00:22:30,725 --> 00:22:33,228          (Marie): Ready                for round two, Roddy?      521 00:22:33,294 --> 00:22:35,430       (Rodrigo): Oh, ready,                 Mami baby.            522 00:22:35,497 --> 00:22:36,831         (Marie whooping)         523 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:38,566        (Rodrigo grunting)        524 00:22:39,167 --> 00:22:41,503   - Please, girl, she's faking.  525 00:22:44,272 --> 00:22:46,374          (upbeat music)