1 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,267 -You want us to wait? 2 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,135 -I'll catch up. 3 00:01:14,709 --> 00:01:16,143 Jace? 4 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,712 Fuck. 5 00:01:17,845 --> 00:01:19,413 Nope! 6 00:01:20,347 --> 00:01:21,649 No fucking way, guys! 7 00:01:21,783 --> 00:01:23,383 I'm not doing this! 8 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:30,324 Stop. 9 00:01:43,071 --> 00:01:44,171 Okay! Okay! 10 00:01:46,975 --> 00:01:48,876 Jace? 11 00:01:49,309 --> 00:01:51,445 Bradford? 12 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:36,557 Holy fucking shit. 13 00:02:36,691 --> 00:02:39,226 How long can you scream like that? 14 00:02:40,895 --> 00:02:42,130 No. Hold up. Stop. 15 00:02:42,262 --> 00:02:43,531 Like, how long can you do that in a night 16 00:02:43,665 --> 00:02:45,867 without needing, like, a break or something? 17 00:02:46,034 --> 00:02:47,334 -Uh, probably a few hours. 18 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:49,070 - 'Kay. 19 00:02:49,202 --> 00:02:51,773 And underwear? You fine working in just underwear? 20 00:02:51,906 --> 00:02:53,041 -Yeah. 21 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,609 This isn't sexual harassment. 22 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:55,777 - She knows that. - Yeah, that's not a problem. 23 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:56,878 'Kay. Blood? 24 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,412 You fine with blood? -Yeah. Great. 25 00:02:58,546 --> 00:02:59,346 Like a shitload of blood, though, 26 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:00,313 like, gallons of it. 27 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:01,549 -The more the merrier. 28 00:03:02,215 --> 00:03:03,051 -All right. 29 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,419 Let's show her how to die. 30 00:03:06,253 --> 00:03:08,022 So you're actually going to be filling in 31 00:03:08,156 --> 00:03:09,389 for someone who flaked on us. 32 00:03:09,524 --> 00:03:11,059 You fine to start us today? 33 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,827 -I don't think I'm wearing the right underwear for that. 34 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,327 -I wouldn't worry too much about that. 35 00:03:14,461 --> 00:03:15,930 We've got plenty for you to pick from. 36 00:03:16,064 --> 00:03:17,532 -I've been filling in for her since she ditched us, 37 00:03:17,665 --> 00:03:19,767 but I'm primarily the makeup artist, so, eh. 38 00:03:19,901 --> 00:03:21,368 -This is all part time and seasonal 39 00:03:21,502 --> 00:03:23,504 so sometimes people just disappear. 40 00:03:23,638 --> 00:03:25,807 And Bradford doesn't look super convincing in a bra, 41 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,340 so there's that. 42 00:03:27,474 --> 00:03:29,010 -When'd you see me in a bra? I look amazing in a bra. 43 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,878 It's kind of a weird time for you to jump in. 44 00:03:31,012 --> 00:03:32,680 There's only a couple of days left in the season, 45 00:03:32,814 --> 00:03:34,281 but if you can fill in for just those couple of days, 46 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:35,482 that'd be awesome. 47 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:36,851 Yeah. That sounds good. 48 00:03:36,984 --> 00:03:38,251 You went to theater school? 49 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,854 -DePaul, yeah. -Okay, great. 50 00:03:39,987 --> 00:03:41,388 It's basically the same thing as putting up a show, 51 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:42,790 instead of eight performances a week 52 00:03:42,924 --> 00:03:44,158 you're doing 40 performances in a night, 53 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:45,593 one every couple of minutes. 54 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:47,061 But the lines are a lot easier to remember 55 00:03:47,195 --> 00:03:48,830 because it's just a bunch of fucking screaming. 56 00:03:48,963 --> 00:03:50,631 -Yeah. Backstage should feel pretty familiar, too. 57 00:03:50,765 --> 00:03:52,200 We're just a bunch of theater kids who never grew up 58 00:03:52,332 --> 00:03:53,167 and got real jobs. 59 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,635 -Everybody's flirtatious, 60 00:03:54,769 --> 00:03:56,170 but it's a summer camp, kind of flirtatious, 61 00:03:56,303 --> 00:03:57,705 so it should be completely harmless 62 00:03:57,839 --> 00:04:00,340 if, for whatever reason, it doesn't feel harmless 63 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,176 you come to one of us immediately. 64 00:04:02,309 --> 00:04:03,276 -Yeah. 65 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,712 Long story short, no touching. 66 00:04:04,846 --> 00:04:06,180 They don't touch you. We don't touch them. 67 00:04:06,313 --> 00:04:07,447 They do touch you. Yell "Pervo!" 68 00:04:07,582 --> 00:04:09,150 We're coming running. -Pervo? 69 00:04:09,282 --> 00:04:10,450 -Yeah. It was carefully chosen. 70 00:04:10,585 --> 00:04:11,753 Took us a long time to get there. 71 00:04:11,886 --> 00:04:13,253 Speaking of which, we got to go. 72 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,122 I'm going to be in there with you 73 00:04:14,254 --> 00:04:15,288 the whole time. 74 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:16,356 Nobody will get anywhere near you. 75 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:17,625 He's not that big, 76 00:04:17,759 --> 00:04:19,060 but he does have a table full of weapons. 77 00:04:19,193 --> 00:04:20,427 - I'm big enough. - Plus, weapons. 78 00:04:20,561 --> 00:04:21,796 And I'm a fucking ghoul. 79 00:04:27,201 --> 00:04:29,036 - Blood! - Guts! 80 00:04:29,170 --> 00:04:31,404 All right, everybody, this is Matilda. 81 00:04:31,539 --> 00:04:33,306 She's going to be our new scalpee for the night. 82 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,942 It's her first time at a haunted house, 83 00:04:35,076 --> 00:04:36,177 so let's be nice to her. 84 00:04:36,309 --> 00:04:37,512 But she's got a hell of a scream, 85 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,813 so just show her what to do, all right? 86 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,748 -Taylor's only been gone a couple days. 87 00:04:40,882 --> 00:04:42,083 -Okay. 88 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:44,018 And if she shows up, we'll find her something to do. 89 00:04:44,152 --> 00:04:45,119 -She loves being scalped. 90 00:04:45,253 --> 00:04:46,419 -Okay, but Rosemary doesn't. 91 00:04:46,554 --> 00:04:47,989 And I need someone who can scream, 92 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:49,624 and I found someone who can scream. So let's be nice, 93 00:04:49,757 --> 00:04:50,691 okay? 94 00:04:50,825 --> 00:04:52,226 Anyway, guys, we got a to haunt open. 95 00:04:52,359 --> 00:04:54,529 Why're we just sitting around? 96 00:04:59,767 --> 00:05:02,537 -Hey, it's not her fault. 97 00:05:03,436 --> 00:05:05,706 Taylor took off. 98 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,421 -Bachelor of Fine Arts. 99 00:05:25,358 --> 00:05:26,627 Okay. 100 00:05:31,464 --> 00:05:32,667 -Like a glove. 101 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,068 -Yeah. 102 00:05:34,202 --> 00:05:36,003 So do you have any double- sided tape for this glove? 103 00:05:36,137 --> 00:05:38,005 I'm worried I'm going to start thrashing around and it's all 104 00:05:38,139 --> 00:05:40,340 gonna pop out. -I got you covered. 105 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:42,610 - Figuratively. 106 00:05:53,054 --> 00:05:53,821 -Here's your chair. 107 00:05:53,955 --> 00:05:54,889 -Oh. 108 00:05:55,756 --> 00:05:58,726 -And here is your hair. 109 00:05:59,527 --> 00:06:00,728 -Oh. 110 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:04,298 -And I think it's probably going to match... 111 00:06:04,431 --> 00:06:05,233 Yes! 112 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,267 -There we go. 113 00:06:06,399 --> 00:06:08,135 -Awesome. Okay. 114 00:06:10,403 --> 00:06:11,639 So... 115 00:06:12,607 --> 00:06:14,575 Basically, when he scalps you, he's going to 116 00:06:14,709 --> 00:06:15,843 lift this part up. 117 00:06:15,977 --> 00:06:17,044 -Oh, yuck. 118 00:06:17,178 --> 00:06:18,478 -I will goop it up more. 119 00:06:18,613 --> 00:06:20,648 -Oh, nice, okay. 120 00:06:55,383 --> 00:06:56,918 -Boop, boop, boop. 121 00:06:57,051 --> 00:06:58,719 Okay, you're done. -Awesome. 122 00:06:58,853 --> 00:07:02,256 -You can sit out in the hall, we will come and get you 123 00:07:02,390 --> 00:07:03,357 when we're ready to place you. 124 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:04,692 -Awesome. Thank you. 125 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,193 How we doing over here? 126 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:20,574 -Has anyone seen my heart? 127 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:26,681 -You're missing out. -What about, like, beans? 128 00:07:26,814 --> 00:07:30,384 -It seems as though someone has stolen my heart. 129 00:07:30,952 --> 00:07:34,822 and hopefully they're single and emotionally available. 130 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:39,994 Thanks, Pumpkin. 131 00:07:42,763 --> 00:07:44,098 We can make it work. 132 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:59,180 Ping! Ping! 133 00:08:05,353 --> 00:08:06,887 One! Two! Three! 134 00:08:11,491 --> 00:08:13,060 Let's go! 135 00:08:40,254 --> 00:08:42,623 -Little chilly tonight, huh, bud? 136 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,159 Lemme help you out? 137 00:08:48,229 --> 00:08:49,697 There you go. 138 00:09:04,712 --> 00:09:05,813 Great door scare. 139 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:08,049 You clearly work here. 140 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:10,151 What the fuck? 141 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:20,261 -It is time to open this haunted house! 142 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,737 This is what we live for! 143 00:09:33,174 --> 00:09:36,210 Tonight, we give the people what they want. 144 00:09:38,513 --> 00:09:39,514 And what they want... 145 00:09:39,647 --> 00:09:41,715 is blood and... 146 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:42,683 Guts! 147 00:09:42,817 --> 00:09:43,851 -Blood! -Guts! 148 00:09:44,051 --> 00:09:45,352 -Blood! -Guts! 149 00:09:45,520 --> 00:09:46,654 -Blood! -Guts! 150 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:48,589 -Blood! -Guts! 151 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:50,224 Let's open this haunt! 152 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:01,669 Let's go! Let's go! 153 00:10:31,566 --> 00:10:33,602 Could this one be a little tighter? 154 00:10:33,734 --> 00:10:35,302 Yeah. 155 00:10:37,371 --> 00:10:39,508 Just let me know if you need a break or anything. 156 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:40,774 -Yeah. For sure. 157 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,209 -You know what to do? 158 00:10:42,343 --> 00:10:43,277 -I start screaming when you start cutting. 159 00:10:44,111 --> 00:10:45,514 Hey, have a good first night. 160 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:46,480 It's not my first night. 161 00:10:46,615 --> 00:10:47,948 -Thanks. 162 00:10:48,082 --> 00:10:49,250 It's really weird you don't recognize me. 163 00:10:49,383 --> 00:10:50,384 -Don't get too comfortable, Rook'. 164 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,685 Not a rookie. 165 00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:52,820 I was in the room when we hired you. 166 00:10:52,953 --> 00:10:53,888 -I think she was talking to me. 167 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:54,655 -Oh, she was being a bitch? 168 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:55,557 -Yeah. 169 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,091 -Aww. Thank you. 170 00:11:14,275 --> 00:11:15,409 -Oh! Okay. 171 00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:16,810 -I thought they weren't allowed to touch us. 172 00:11:16,944 --> 00:11:18,712 They can't touch us, right? 173 00:11:23,117 --> 00:11:27,121 -Welcome to Realm of Terror. 174 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,061 Oh. 175 00:11:34,195 --> 00:11:38,667 Does my scarecrow not scare you? 176 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,267 Come on, Scarecrow. 177 00:11:40,401 --> 00:11:42,036 Scare these people. 178 00:11:44,271 --> 00:11:45,072 -Rawr. 179 00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:46,373 -Oh. 180 00:11:46,508 --> 00:11:47,676 Still not scared. 181 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:48,876 We can do better than that. 182 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:51,345 Let's help him out. 183 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:55,216 -Oh, yeah. 184 00:11:58,385 --> 00:12:02,990 -It appears it's time for you to hurry in 185 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,192 before my associates 186 00:12:05,326 --> 00:12:08,996 start looking for another scarecrow. 187 00:12:09,430 --> 00:12:10,965 I hear a post 188 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:13,500 has recently opened up. 189 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,035 Of course, 190 00:12:15,169 --> 00:12:17,271 I wouldn't want to tie you to... 191 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,574 ...anything. 192 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:25,412 -How many? 193 00:12:25,647 --> 00:12:27,181 -Two, please. 194 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,285 -You just graduated? 195 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,286 -Yeah. 196 00:12:32,453 --> 00:12:34,121 -You part of any theater groups? 197 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:36,524 -I was at a troupe in school, but after graduation 198 00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:38,292 we all kinda scattered. 199 00:12:38,459 --> 00:12:39,994 Chicago's a theater town. 200 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:41,895 -That's what I said, 201 00:12:42,029 --> 00:12:43,163 but the theater kids headed east 202 00:12:43,297 --> 00:12:45,099 and the screen kids headed west. 203 00:12:45,299 --> 00:12:47,702 -Didn't feel like chasing the big time? 204 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,137 Well, I mean, we just graduated. 205 00:12:50,371 --> 00:12:51,740 I mean, why is everyone so eager to dive 206 00:12:51,872 --> 00:12:53,173 into the deep end? 207 00:12:53,307 --> 00:12:54,975 I mean, can't we take a second to breathe? 208 00:12:55,109 --> 00:12:56,810 -Or get chained to walls? 209 00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,279 -Right. 210 00:12:58,412 --> 00:12:59,947 I thought we got a year to, like, chill out 211 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,048 and see if we were actually cut out for this. 212 00:13:01,616 --> 00:13:03,718 And they all just kind of left me, so... 213 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:06,220 now I gotta find a new group of weirdoes 214 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,555 to hang out with. 215 00:13:07,689 --> 00:13:08,723 -Well... 216 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:09,456 you've come to the right place. 217 00:13:09,591 --> 00:13:10,891 -Right? 218 00:13:14,629 --> 00:13:16,163 -All right. Show time. 219 00:13:16,297 --> 00:13:17,064 -Okay. 220 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,036 -Here we go. 221 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,950 -Oh! More beautiful scalps! 222 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,124 -Whoa. 223 00:13:44,258 --> 00:13:45,826 -Pretty great, right? -Holy shit. 224 00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,995 -Dude, double high fives. Come on. 225 00:13:48,128 --> 00:13:49,731 -Um... -Come on. You can do it. 226 00:13:51,365 --> 00:13:53,167 -I can't do it. -No, that's good. Here. 227 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:31,932 -You killed it! 228 00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,233 -No. -Yes. You're a scream queen! 229 00:15:33,367 --> 00:15:35,002 -Stop. -You fucking killed it! Yes! 230 00:15:35,436 --> 00:15:37,705 -Sounds like you killed it. 231 00:15:38,573 --> 00:15:39,774 -I guess. Yeah. 232 00:15:39,908 --> 00:15:41,208 I mean, you doing that? 233 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,110 -Oh, no, not the big screaming stuff. 234 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,278 I'm no good at that. 235 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:46,681 I make a much better body in a tub 236 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,315 with long slit wrists, 237 00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:50,919 laying still, occasionally twitching, splashing people. 238 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,554 That I can sell, but 239 00:15:52,687 --> 00:15:55,355 we got rid of the suicide tub years ago. 240 00:15:55,757 --> 00:15:57,024 Bradford enjoys performing 241 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,126 as much as he likes running this place. 242 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,961 If he had boobs, we probably could have 243 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,329 ridden out the season. 244 00:16:02,463 --> 00:16:04,164 -Fair enough. -Your scalp, my dear. 245 00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,966 Be kind. -Thank you. Yes, I will. 246 00:16:06,099 --> 00:16:07,569 So are the fitting rooms 247 00:16:07,702 --> 00:16:09,036 first come first serve at the end of the night or... 248 00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:10,471 -For those that bother with them. 249 00:16:10,605 --> 00:16:11,238 -What? 250 00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:12,674 Hey! Picture! 251 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:13,775 -There's always a few. 252 00:16:13,908 --> 00:16:18,513 -In three, two, one. 253 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:23,016 Yeah. That's great, guys. Thanks. 254 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,251 Good, good, good. 255 00:16:24,719 --> 00:16:25,720 You don't mind, do you? 256 00:16:25,854 --> 00:16:26,788 -No. I admire the confidence. 257 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:29,323 -No. The picture. -Oh! 258 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:32,025 -They love their post-haunt, half-makeup, naked stuff. 259 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,360 -No, no. I don't mind. 260 00:16:33,494 --> 00:16:35,062 -Almost 80 thousand followers, too. 261 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:36,531 -Sweet. 262 00:16:36,664 --> 00:16:38,265 -Yeah, I got to keep it nipple free, though. 263 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,934 -Well, I mean, you gotta leash those nips sometimes. 264 00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,803 -Double standard. Right, Jace? 265 00:16:41,936 --> 00:16:43,103 -Oh, I could go full nip. 266 00:16:43,237 --> 00:16:45,507 -God, there's two of you. 267 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:46,741 -Yeah, this year. 268 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,776 Last year there were, like, what, four of us? 269 00:16:48,910 --> 00:16:50,545 Five if Julie had a couple drinks. 270 00:16:50,678 --> 00:16:51,779 -Oh yeah. 271 00:16:51,913 --> 00:16:54,414 -How many Instagram followers do you have? 272 00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:57,050 -Oh, no. I don't do it for the 'gram. 273 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,186 -Yeah. No pics out when the dick's out. 274 00:16:59,319 --> 00:17:00,889 Jace is all lifestyle. 275 00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,891 -You don't mind, do you? 276 00:17:03,023 --> 00:17:05,025 -Fly free, mon ami. 277 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,961 -I like you. -Fly free! 278 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:08,563 -Mika! -I told you, bro. 279 00:17:08,696 --> 00:17:10,532 That's why butcher shops keep their finest meat 280 00:17:10,665 --> 00:17:11,533 behind glass. 281 00:17:11,666 --> 00:17:13,835 -It's not meat. It's muscle. 282 00:17:13,968 --> 00:17:16,470 -Tell me about it. 283 00:17:17,739 --> 00:17:19,941 -Hey, Jace. Is this your phone. 284 00:17:20,073 --> 00:17:21,341 -Did you still my fucking phone? 285 00:17:21,475 --> 00:17:22,577 -Put your clothes on, man. 286 00:17:22,710 --> 00:17:23,945 -We could hear you from outside. 287 00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,014 -Really? -You sure can scream. 288 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:27,515 -I mean, it's fun. 289 00:17:27,649 --> 00:17:29,517 -Are you exhausted? -I mean, I'm all right. 290 00:17:29,651 --> 00:17:31,786 -There's a place we hang out after if you want to come? 291 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,487 -Oh, yo, Seth. 292 00:17:34,488 --> 00:17:35,857 -What was going on in there tonight? 293 00:17:35,990 --> 00:17:37,491 -They tell you what I said? 294 00:17:37,625 --> 00:17:39,059 -Yeah, I heard what you said. That's the whole thing. 295 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,127 You don't have a head, you can't talk. 296 00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:41,228 -That's why it's funny. 297 00:17:41,361 --> 00:17:42,396 I was like, "Hey-- 298 00:17:42,530 --> 00:17:44,298 -Hey, just take it off. 299 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:45,365 -I saw you screwing around with your 300 00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:46,668 head knife over there. 301 00:17:46,801 --> 00:17:47,936 -Sure. Back here. 302 00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,136 Back here we can make all the 303 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:50,404 "Oh, Gimme head" jokes you want. 304 00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:51,606 In there, you stay in character. 305 00:17:51,739 --> 00:17:53,041 -In character? 306 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,043 I'm a decapitated football player with a pom pom head. 307 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:56,310 Who cares if I talk? 308 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,645 -I care if you talk. -It's fake. 309 00:17:57,779 --> 00:18:00,748 -It's only fake if you don't believe it. 310 00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:02,517 Actually, you know what, Seth? 311 00:18:02,650 --> 00:18:05,485 Don't bother coming back tomorrow. 312 00:18:17,899 --> 00:18:18,967 -Fucking stop. 313 00:18:19,099 --> 00:18:21,401 I just wiped all this shit off. 314 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:50,197 -Yo, did you see who dropped this phone? 315 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,165 -Not mine. 316 00:18:56,537 --> 00:18:58,006 -Have you heard anything from Taylor? 317 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:00,140 -Mika-- -No, I'm not doing that. 318 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,441 I just found her phone here. 319 00:19:01,576 --> 00:19:03,811 But she texted me to meet her here? 320 00:19:04,712 --> 00:19:06,213 -No, I haven't gotten anything from her. 321 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:07,782 But if she turns up, we'll find her something. 322 00:19:07,915 --> 00:19:08,950 I promise. 323 00:19:09,083 --> 00:19:09,884 -Are you going to be here a while? 324 00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:10,852 -Yeah, I'll be here. 325 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:11,786 -Text me if she shows up. 326 00:19:11,919 --> 00:19:13,588 -Yeah, sure. 327 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,394 -Just... 328 00:19:20,528 --> 00:19:21,996 -Yep. Just put it on the floor. 329 00:19:22,130 --> 00:19:24,498 -Sheese, Rook'. Do you ever clean out your car? 330 00:19:24,632 --> 00:19:26,199 -I mean, I'm getting there. 331 00:19:27,502 --> 00:19:29,070 -It's like you drove through a thrift store 332 00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:30,905 with your windows open. 333 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,940 -You are going to say something nice to her 334 00:19:33,074 --> 00:19:35,076 before the end of the night. -We'll see. 335 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,511 -No, I mean, it's okay. 336 00:19:36,644 --> 00:19:37,444 Her shitty attitude is like the North Star of 337 00:19:37,578 --> 00:19:38,780 my haunt experience. 338 00:19:38,913 --> 00:19:40,748 It's one thing I know I can count on. 339 00:19:40,882 --> 00:19:42,050 -No shit. Okay. 340 00:20:16,951 --> 00:20:20,755 -Fuckin' haunt actors. 341 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,842 Fuck! 342 00:20:42,744 --> 00:20:45,179 -I thought everybody was already out of here. 343 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:47,447 -Tonight is the first night I'm not exhausted from 344 00:20:47,582 --> 00:20:50,417 screaming my ass off for three hours. 345 00:20:50,551 --> 00:20:52,186 I thought I'd get a jump on the laundry. 346 00:20:52,319 --> 00:20:55,123 -You could do that tomorrow when we could go to the party. 347 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,125 I want to bring them a couple cases of beer anyway, 348 00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:58,826 it was a good week. 349 00:20:58,960 --> 00:20:59,894 -You go ahead. 350 00:21:00,161 --> 00:21:02,063 -You're not going to come? 351 00:21:02,196 --> 00:21:05,133 -It's kind of starting to feel a little... 352 00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,334 -College'y? -Yeah. 353 00:21:07,668 --> 00:21:09,203 -Well, you know, that's one of the perks of the job, 354 00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,538 you never got to grow up. 355 00:21:10,671 --> 00:21:12,339 -Do you remember me in college? 356 00:21:12,472 --> 00:21:13,808 I locked myself in my dorm, 357 00:21:13,941 --> 00:21:15,843 ate nachos, and watched Elm Street movies. 358 00:21:15,977 --> 00:21:17,678 -Well, that's another perk of the job, 359 00:21:17,812 --> 00:21:19,346 you can make up for lost time. 360 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:21,281 -Kinda feeling like nachos. 361 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,119 I'll come to the wrap party, I promise. 362 00:21:25,253 --> 00:21:26,453 -Okay. 363 00:21:26,587 --> 00:21:27,855 You want me to come by later? 364 00:21:27,989 --> 00:21:29,289 -If you want to. 365 00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:30,825 -Okay. Well, don't work too hard. 366 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,794 -Just because it's hard work... 367 00:21:32,927 --> 00:21:36,329 ...doesn't mean it's not fun. 368 00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:07,728 -You're good. 369 00:22:24,779 --> 00:22:25,880 The fu-- 370 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,083 Fuck! Fuck! 371 00:22:54,575 --> 00:22:56,978 Hey, Siri, call 911! 372 00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:57,939 Oh! 373 00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:21,162 Fuck! 374 00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:28,696 I'm sorry. Where are we? 375 00:25:28,829 --> 00:25:30,264 Tall John's lake house. 376 00:25:30,398 --> 00:25:32,066 He lets a couple of us stay here on haunt weekends 377 00:25:32,199 --> 00:25:34,535 so we don't have to go all the way back to the city. 378 00:25:34,668 --> 00:25:36,137 - Tall John? - You saw him. 379 00:25:36,270 --> 00:25:38,706 I think he was spiky head guy by the end of the night. 380 00:25:38,939 --> 00:25:40,541 He's been at the haunt for forever. 381 00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:42,610 So his place has always been the after-party. 382 00:25:42,743 --> 00:25:43,778 Cool. 383 00:25:43,911 --> 00:25:45,146 He never hangs out with us. 384 00:25:45,279 --> 00:25:47,181 I always try, but he never goes for it. 385 00:25:47,314 --> 00:25:49,050 Aww, that's okay. 386 00:25:50,951 --> 00:25:52,887 -She met up with Jace? 387 00:25:57,291 --> 00:25:58,993 -Yeah, the haunt is so much fun, 388 00:25:59,126 --> 00:26:02,129 but honestly, the Halloween bump it gives my Only Fans 389 00:26:02,263 --> 00:26:03,097 is even better. 390 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:04,298 -Really? -Yeah. 391 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:05,766 And it boosts the Instagram ad' rev' to. 392 00:26:05,900 --> 00:26:07,668 -Oh, you do sponsorships? -Yeah. 393 00:26:07,802 --> 00:26:10,037 Umm... Makeup. Goth lingerie. 394 00:26:10,171 --> 00:26:11,639 Prosthetic fangs. 395 00:26:11,772 --> 00:26:13,207 -Whoa. That's so cool. 396 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,675 How does it work? 397 00:26:14,809 --> 00:26:16,377 -Oh, it just slides right in and right out. 398 00:26:16,577 --> 00:26:17,445 'ey... 399 00:26:17,878 --> 00:26:18,746 -You did not. 400 00:26:18,879 --> 00:26:20,481 -I did. Always. Always. 401 00:26:20,614 --> 00:26:22,483 -I did a couple of seasons at the theme park, but 402 00:26:22,616 --> 00:26:24,652 it's just a sanitized version of what we're doing. 403 00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,755 And the budget's great. Great costumes and makeup, but... 404 00:26:28,255 --> 00:26:30,458 It's the board-approved assembly-line version 405 00:26:30,591 --> 00:26:32,126 all packaged and ready to appear 406 00:26:32,259 --> 00:26:33,994 on souvenir cups. 407 00:26:34,595 --> 00:26:35,896 It's all so cutesy. 408 00:26:36,030 --> 00:26:38,199 All of Halloween has gotten so fucking cutesy. 409 00:26:38,332 --> 00:26:39,433 You know? 410 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:41,335 I mean, at least we're we're doing has a little bit 411 00:26:41,469 --> 00:26:43,637 of edge, but 2,000 years ago, they were setting people 412 00:26:43,771 --> 00:26:44,839 on fire, dude. 413 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,674 You really wanna talk about going face to face 414 00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:48,375 with the darkness? 415 00:26:48,543 --> 00:26:49,710 -No, not really. 416 00:26:49,877 --> 00:26:51,479 -Yeah. No duh. 417 00:26:52,012 --> 00:26:54,615 -The penis has been vilified in our society. 418 00:26:54,748 --> 00:26:55,550 That's all I'm saying. 419 00:26:55,683 --> 00:26:56,851 -Okay. 420 00:26:56,984 --> 00:26:58,352 -Like it's literally seen as a weapon. 421 00:26:58,486 --> 00:26:59,987 -You don't think that's because it's been used as 422 00:27:00,121 --> 00:27:02,923 a weapon for so long by so many? 423 00:27:03,057 --> 00:27:04,258 -I think we can both agree 424 00:27:04,391 --> 00:27:06,026 that it's disproportionate, though. 425 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,628 I mean, people are stabbed with pens all the time. 426 00:27:07,761 --> 00:27:09,564 But pens aren't stigmatized as weapons. 427 00:27:09,897 --> 00:27:11,298 -You don't think it's because less people 428 00:27:11,432 --> 00:27:15,302 get stabbed by pens than women get raped by penises? 429 00:27:15,604 --> 00:27:16,303 -Okay. 430 00:27:16,538 --> 00:27:18,105 Okay. 431 00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:19,840 -Honestly, I just thought you were a hot guy with a really 432 00:27:19,974 --> 00:27:21,809 nice body who liked to hang brain here and there, 433 00:27:21,942 --> 00:27:24,111 but it turns out you're making a point. 434 00:27:24,245 --> 00:27:25,412 Congrats. 435 00:27:25,614 --> 00:27:26,981 -I'm taking it back. 436 00:27:27,114 --> 00:27:30,217 -Your comment? -I'm reclaiming the penis. 437 00:27:30,519 --> 00:27:32,521 It's exposure therapy. 438 00:27:33,053 --> 00:27:35,289 -You just admitted that it's publicly accepted 439 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:36,690 as a weapon. 440 00:27:36,957 --> 00:27:38,959 I mean, all these other guys are concealed carry, 441 00:27:39,093 --> 00:27:41,162 yours is out in the open. 442 00:27:41,662 --> 00:27:44,431 -I'm trying to give you a positive experience with it. 443 00:27:45,534 --> 00:27:48,002 -What's it going to do, stir my drink for me? 444 00:27:48,669 --> 00:27:49,670 -It can. 445 00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:51,540 -How did I know you were gonna say that? 446 00:27:51,672 --> 00:27:52,439 -It can! 447 00:27:52,574 --> 00:27:53,741 -I'm sure I can. 448 00:27:54,008 --> 00:27:56,177 -All right. Your loss. 449 00:28:02,584 --> 00:28:04,185 -So what kind of you? 450 00:28:05,554 --> 00:28:06,754 -Kind? 451 00:28:06,887 --> 00:28:11,392 -Are you an exhibitionist or a theater kid? 452 00:28:11,526 --> 00:28:12,459 -Neither. 453 00:28:12,726 --> 00:28:14,328 -So what's your thing? 454 00:28:15,029 --> 00:28:16,665 -I'm either gonna chase people around 455 00:28:16,797 --> 00:28:18,098 with a fake chainsaw 456 00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:20,768 or I'm gonna chase them around 457 00:28:20,901 --> 00:28:22,069 with the real one. 458 00:28:23,304 --> 00:28:25,039 -Oh. 459 00:28:28,943 --> 00:28:31,212 -He doesn't even want anyone to have fun. 460 00:28:31,345 --> 00:28:32,413 Fuck it. 461 00:28:32,547 --> 00:28:33,847 I make more money at the escape room anyway. 462 00:28:33,981 --> 00:28:34,882 I was only doing this because 463 00:28:35,015 --> 00:28:36,016 it was supposed to be fun. 464 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:36,951 -You work at the escape room? 465 00:28:37,084 --> 00:28:38,252 -Yeah. 60 to Escape. 466 00:28:38,385 --> 00:28:40,120 -Where people know that it's a game. 467 00:28:40,254 --> 00:28:41,455 And we're not treating goofball shit 468 00:28:41,590 --> 00:28:42,957 like it's Shakespeare. 469 00:28:44,024 --> 00:28:45,125 That room doesn't even 470 00:28:45,259 --> 00:28:46,293 need a decapitated football player. 471 00:28:46,427 --> 00:28:47,361 Fuck it. 472 00:28:48,530 --> 00:28:51,732 -But we still get to come to these parties, right? 473 00:28:51,865 --> 00:28:53,867 -Probably, yeah. -Right on. 474 00:28:54,001 --> 00:28:55,469 'Cause this is my shit, dude. 475 00:28:55,604 --> 00:28:57,004 -Can I ask you something? 476 00:28:57,137 --> 00:28:59,608 Why are women always the ones who have to be 477 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:00,609 chained up and die? 478 00:29:00,874 --> 00:29:02,042 -Because it's classic. 479 00:29:02,176 --> 00:29:03,444 It's like Herschell Gordon Lewis. 480 00:29:03,578 --> 00:29:05,246 -Okay, yeah, but I want to torture, dude. 481 00:29:05,379 --> 00:29:06,847 I mean, ask any girl in this room. 482 00:29:06,981 --> 00:29:08,148 They'd love to see a lady ghoul 483 00:29:08,282 --> 00:29:09,783 scalping a half naked guy. 484 00:29:09,917 --> 00:29:11,452 -Sure, but it's a trope. It's classic. 485 00:29:11,586 --> 00:29:14,121 -Okay, well, don't be classic. Be original. 486 00:29:14,355 --> 00:29:15,456 -It's not about being original. 487 00:29:15,590 --> 00:29:16,790 We're a haunt, like... 488 00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:18,225 nobody wants what's in my brain. 489 00:29:18,392 --> 00:29:19,827 They want blood, they want guts. 490 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,663 They want clowns with chainsaws 491 00:29:21,795 --> 00:29:23,063 and chicks chained to the walls. 492 00:29:23,197 --> 00:29:24,532 They want what they know. 493 00:29:24,666 --> 00:29:25,799 You give them what they know. They love it. 494 00:29:25,933 --> 00:29:27,768 They love it. They love us. 495 00:29:27,901 --> 00:29:29,203 -Yeah, but isn't it more important 496 00:29:29,336 --> 00:29:31,506 to move the conversation a little bit forward? 497 00:29:31,939 --> 00:29:35,009 -It's more important for making money. 498 00:29:35,142 --> 00:29:36,810 -It's about sex, isn't it? 499 00:29:36,944 --> 00:29:38,479 -Totally. 500 00:29:43,484 --> 00:29:44,118 -Y'all good? 501 00:29:44,251 --> 00:29:45,587 Anyone need anything? 502 00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:48,155 Tall John! Where have you been all night? 503 00:29:48,289 --> 00:29:49,490 Come hang out with us. 504 00:29:49,624 --> 00:29:50,824 -I'm good. 505 00:29:50,958 --> 00:29:52,594 Give me a shout if you need anything. 506 00:29:53,060 --> 00:29:55,563 -Come hang out. 507 00:29:55,697 --> 00:29:58,832 V. V. V, V, V. V, V, V, V, V, V, V. 508 00:30:04,838 --> 00:30:07,007 And you have to hold my leg. 509 00:30:07,642 --> 00:30:08,576 Like this? 510 00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:09,843 Yes! 511 00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:28,195 -You having fun? 512 00:30:29,396 --> 00:30:32,600 Anybody slip anything in your drink? 513 00:30:34,234 --> 00:30:36,203 Do you want them to? 514 00:30:37,104 --> 00:30:38,773 -No, I'm good. 515 00:30:39,306 --> 00:30:40,908 -Mika doesn't really hate you. 516 00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:42,876 She's just nervous. 517 00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,312 -I'm not trying to replace her friend. 518 00:30:45,979 --> 00:30:48,849 -I think she liked her. 519 00:30:48,982 --> 00:30:50,351 -Liked her liked her? 520 00:30:50,484 --> 00:30:53,487 -They were pretty all over each other. 521 00:30:54,088 --> 00:30:56,223 -Not Jace? 522 00:30:56,857 --> 00:30:58,392 -Probably him too. 523 00:30:58,526 --> 00:31:01,395 But he's kind of too hot for anybody to be serious about. 524 00:31:01,995 --> 00:31:03,430 He's like... 525 00:31:03,565 --> 00:31:05,332 the IRL version of the poster you hang in your bedroom 526 00:31:05,466 --> 00:31:07,401 when you're too young to know better. 527 00:31:07,535 --> 00:31:10,304 I think she's just looking for someone to blame. 528 00:31:10,772 --> 00:31:12,807 Try not to take it personal in the meantime. 529 00:31:12,940 --> 00:31:14,007 -Yeah. 530 00:31:14,475 --> 00:31:15,943 I won't. 531 00:31:17,712 --> 00:31:18,479 Mmm... 532 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,515 So what kind are you? 533 00:31:20,648 --> 00:31:21,583 -What kind of what? 534 00:31:21,716 --> 00:31:22,950 -Are you a theater kid? 535 00:31:23,083 --> 00:31:24,451 Are you an exhibitionist? 536 00:31:24,586 --> 00:31:26,654 Are you a psychopath? 537 00:31:26,788 --> 00:31:28,055 -I just do the fun stuff. 538 00:31:28,188 --> 00:31:30,257 This is my Halloween thing. 539 00:31:30,391 --> 00:31:33,127 I help people with light displays on Christmas. 540 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,530 Handmake really elaborate valentines. 541 00:31:35,663 --> 00:31:37,398 -Get drunk as fuck on New Year's? 542 00:31:37,532 --> 00:31:38,065 -You know it. 543 00:31:38,198 --> 00:31:39,534 What about you? 544 00:31:39,667 --> 00:31:41,068 -Oh, I also get drunk as fuck on New Year's. 545 00:31:41,201 --> 00:31:42,871 -But are you a naked or a psycho? 546 00:31:43,003 --> 00:31:44,806 -Oh, no, no. I'm a theater kid. 547 00:31:44,938 --> 00:31:46,206 -How did you find us? 548 00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,409 -The top listing on castingchicago.com. 549 00:31:48,543 --> 00:31:49,476 -Big time. 550 00:31:49,611 --> 00:31:50,944 -Yeah, no, 551 00:31:51,078 --> 00:31:52,112 I'm still trying to hear back from a few student shorts. 552 00:31:52,246 --> 00:31:54,481 -Thoughts and prayers. 553 00:31:54,616 --> 00:31:56,551 -Thank you. 554 00:31:58,485 --> 00:31:59,754 -I don't care if anything happened between 555 00:31:59,888 --> 00:32:00,954 the two of you. 556 00:32:01,255 --> 00:32:02,055 -I didn't write those. 557 00:32:02,189 --> 00:32:03,457 -It came from your phone. 558 00:32:03,591 --> 00:32:05,125 -Well, I lost my phone for, like, a week. 559 00:32:05,259 --> 00:32:06,795 And then Tall John found it tonight. 560 00:32:06,927 --> 00:32:09,163 -Let me see your texts. -Okay. 561 00:32:09,296 --> 00:32:10,264 Hey, yo, Danny. 562 00:32:10,397 --> 00:32:11,365 -Oh. 563 00:32:11,498 --> 00:32:12,266 -Can you get my phone out of my pants? 564 00:32:12,399 --> 00:32:13,535 -Yeah. 565 00:32:13,668 --> 00:32:15,269 -Tell me again how you misplaced your phone? 566 00:32:22,276 --> 00:32:24,211 -Yeah, see, I don't got those. 567 00:32:24,378 --> 00:32:27,114 I only send Taylor GIFs anyways. 568 00:32:28,348 --> 00:32:29,316 Have you seen this one? 569 00:32:29,450 --> 00:32:31,084 -Yeah. 570 00:32:32,286 --> 00:32:34,087 -Yeah, so you think Taylor's into me? 571 00:32:37,157 --> 00:32:39,828 I'll take that as a maybe. 572 00:32:40,494 --> 00:32:41,863 -So you think somebody else sent the texts. 573 00:32:41,995 --> 00:32:43,665 -The same night she disappeared. 574 00:32:43,798 --> 00:32:44,998 -Oooh. 575 00:32:45,165 --> 00:32:47,267 -And you think she disappeared? 576 00:32:47,401 --> 00:32:49,737 -Or the last night she was at the haunt. 577 00:32:50,137 --> 00:32:51,639 -Like... disappeared disappeared? 578 00:32:51,773 --> 00:32:54,441 -I don't know, that sounds dumb, but it's weird, right? 579 00:32:54,576 --> 00:32:56,477 -Disappeeeeared. 580 00:32:56,611 --> 00:32:57,377 Yeah. 581 00:32:57,512 --> 00:32:58,913 That is pretty weird, though. 582 00:32:59,246 --> 00:33:00,715 -It's not that weird. 583 00:33:01,114 --> 00:33:02,349 It's the haunt. 584 00:33:02,483 --> 00:33:03,785 Like, some people get sick of the makeup. 585 00:33:03,918 --> 00:33:05,620 Other people are just in it for the money. 586 00:33:05,753 --> 00:33:08,188 Some people just take ghosting a little too seriously. 587 00:33:08,355 --> 00:33:10,925 The point is, it happens literally all the time. 588 00:33:11,291 --> 00:33:13,494 Josh was MIA from autopsy tonight, too. 589 00:33:13,661 --> 00:33:14,629 -No, I saw Josh. 590 00:33:14,762 --> 00:33:16,430 -No, Carley said he was a no-show. 591 00:33:16,564 --> 00:33:18,298 -Okay, well, someone sends me a message from her phone, 592 00:33:18,432 --> 00:33:19,534 then ditches it when I call it? 593 00:33:19,667 --> 00:33:21,201 Like, who would do that and why? 594 00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:22,469 -Who would do it? 595 00:33:22,604 --> 00:33:24,004 And for what nefarious porpoise? 596 00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:25,439 -Danny... -Yeah. 597 00:33:25,573 --> 00:33:27,107 -And why does someone even have her phone? 598 00:33:28,041 --> 00:33:29,042 -Maybe it was Taylor. 599 00:33:29,176 --> 00:33:30,812 -Than why ditch the phone? 600 00:33:30,945 --> 00:33:31,880 -Yeah. 601 00:33:32,514 --> 00:33:33,982 -You shoulda just stayed at the haunt tonight. 602 00:33:34,114 --> 00:33:35,617 I mean, maybe your mysterious texter 603 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:36,651 hung around. 604 00:33:36,784 --> 00:33:38,151 -Fuck no, dude. By myself? 605 00:33:38,285 --> 00:33:39,721 -No, you wouldn't have been by yourself. 606 00:33:39,854 --> 00:33:41,121 You know what? 607 00:33:41,255 --> 00:33:42,590 I bet Rosemary is probably still there. 608 00:33:42,724 --> 00:33:44,324 We can go back. Danny, you want to come with? 609 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:46,293 -I would like to stay at the party, please. 610 00:33:46,426 --> 00:33:48,495 -No. Yeah, forget it. It's fine. 611 00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:50,063 -No, come on. You and me, we can go. 612 00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,699 No, like, I'm sure some of this is like 613 00:33:51,833 --> 00:33:53,200 a moonlight mindfuck. 614 00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:55,637 I'm sure it'll make more sense in the daytime. 615 00:33:55,770 --> 00:33:57,070 -Come on. 616 00:33:57,204 --> 00:33:59,774 I don't want you feeling weird about my haunt. 617 00:34:00,008 --> 00:34:01,141 -I love your haunt. 618 00:34:01,275 --> 00:34:03,310 It's big and scary. 619 00:34:03,711 --> 00:34:05,345 -It's okay. 620 00:36:35,129 --> 00:36:36,164 -Hey. 621 00:36:36,296 --> 00:36:37,165 -Hey. You guys just finish? 622 00:36:37,297 --> 00:36:38,566 -We're just heading in. 623 00:36:38,700 --> 00:36:39,466 -Okay, I'm going to the bookstore until 624 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:40,568 you guys are done. 625 00:36:40,702 --> 00:36:42,503 -You don't like escape rooms? 626 00:36:42,637 --> 00:36:44,639 -No, I mean, they're just expensive. 627 00:36:44,772 --> 00:36:47,008 -No, Bradford has a thing with them. 628 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,643 They come to the haunt for free, 629 00:36:48,776 --> 00:36:51,112 we get to drop in on rooms that aren't reserved. 630 00:36:51,244 --> 00:36:53,147 -Oh, fuck yeah. Let's go. 631 00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:54,182 -I went by her place again. 632 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,149 Everything's still there. 633 00:36:55,282 --> 00:36:56,450 All her clothes. 634 00:36:56,584 --> 00:36:57,885 -Well, I don't think she left town. 635 00:36:58,019 --> 00:36:59,453 She probably just stopped coming to the haunt. 636 00:36:59,587 --> 00:37:01,288 -Okay, but why wouldn't she tell me? 637 00:37:01,421 --> 00:37:02,857 -We don't have any reservations 638 00:37:02,990 --> 00:37:04,125 for Hidden Temple. 639 00:37:04,257 --> 00:37:05,358 - Have you tried that one? - No. 640 00:37:05,492 --> 00:37:06,627 -You're the headless guy. 641 00:37:07,427 --> 00:37:08,395 -Headless no more. 642 00:37:08,529 --> 00:37:10,397 Bradford can suck a dick. 643 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:12,499 -Well, I mean, now you're all head all the time. 644 00:37:12,633 --> 00:37:15,402 -Hey, sounds promising. 645 00:37:15,536 --> 00:37:16,571 Take him to The Hidden Temple, Walt. 646 00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:18,940 Just give me five minutes. 647 00:37:19,272 --> 00:37:22,677 -Step this way to await your fate. 648 00:37:43,097 --> 00:37:45,365 -Fuckin'... 649 00:37:52,372 --> 00:37:54,509 -So, is this your first time or... 650 00:37:54,642 --> 00:37:56,409 - No. - For what? 651 00:38:05,853 --> 00:38:08,321 All right, same as yoozh. 652 00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,389 If something doesn't move easily, 653 00:38:09,524 --> 00:38:10,558 it's not supposed to move. 654 00:38:10,691 --> 00:38:12,160 So don't break shit. 655 00:38:12,292 --> 00:38:13,127 -Don't cheap out, Walt. 656 00:38:13,261 --> 00:38:15,129 Set the mood. 657 00:38:15,963 --> 00:38:18,465 -Welcome to the temple of mystery. 658 00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:21,501 What untold wonder lay in wait? 659 00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:26,406 Now, if you'll direct your attention to the 660 00:38:26,541 --> 00:38:29,610 ancient temple's functional television. 661 00:38:34,248 --> 00:38:35,750 I've got another group. 662 00:38:36,818 --> 00:38:39,120 -Okay, ladies, it's time to crack 663 00:38:39,253 --> 00:38:41,756 some ancient mysteries. 664 00:38:53,134 --> 00:38:55,636 -Man, come on. We got a show going. 665 00:38:56,469 --> 00:38:58,739 Hey, come on. You gotta get out of here. 666 00:38:58,940 --> 00:38:59,439 Come on. 667 00:39:00,608 --> 00:39:02,877 Come on. Let's go. 668 00:39:03,010 --> 00:39:03,744 Come on. 669 00:39:21,696 --> 00:39:24,065 We've got a dead guy. 670 00:39:25,233 --> 00:39:26,634 -Jack! 671 00:39:26,767 --> 00:39:29,436 Paint me like one of your French girls. 672 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:31,806 - Exactly. - Hey! Hey! 673 00:39:31,939 --> 00:39:33,975 - You got it! - Whoa! 674 00:39:34,108 --> 00:39:35,375 -Very nice. 675 00:39:58,633 --> 00:40:00,134 No, no! NO! 676 00:40:00,268 --> 00:40:02,236 You go, I go, you go, 677 00:40:02,370 --> 00:40:04,005 she goes, she goes. 678 00:40:04,138 --> 00:40:05,106 -So five. I'm last? 679 00:40:05,239 --> 00:40:06,073 -Yeah. -Okay. 680 00:40:06,207 --> 00:40:07,508 Do it again. 681 00:40:07,642 --> 00:40:09,610 -You go, I go, you go, she goes, she goes. 682 00:40:09,744 --> 00:40:11,078 -Okay. Let's just do it. 683 00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,348 -Five. 684 00:40:14,515 --> 00:40:16,884 - Whoa! - Bingo. 685 00:40:17,018 --> 00:40:18,986 Oh shit. 686 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,223 Oh my God. 687 00:40:22,823 --> 00:40:24,225 Get one of it grabbing me! 688 00:40:24,358 --> 00:40:25,159 -Okay. 689 00:40:25,726 --> 00:40:26,794 Get this one. 690 00:40:27,528 --> 00:40:29,163 -We've got another body. 691 00:40:29,297 --> 00:40:30,564 This one's fresher and 692 00:40:30,698 --> 00:40:31,966 doesn't have a head. 693 00:40:32,099 --> 00:40:33,234 -Wait, I need your passcode. 694 00:40:33,367 --> 00:40:34,969 1031. 695 00:40:35,102 --> 00:40:36,370 We're always in haunt makeup, 696 00:40:36,504 --> 00:40:38,139 we know everyone's codes. 697 00:40:38,272 --> 00:40:39,206 -Okay, ready? 698 00:40:39,340 --> 00:40:41,142 One, two, three. 699 00:40:42,343 --> 00:40:43,778 -No flash. No flash. 700 00:40:43,911 --> 00:40:45,246 Well, I don't know if you're gonna be able-- 701 00:40:45,379 --> 00:40:46,213 It'll be fine. 702 00:40:46,347 --> 00:40:47,982 -Three, two, one. 703 00:40:48,849 --> 00:40:51,319 - Door's open. - What'd you do? 704 00:40:51,451 --> 00:40:53,020 -I pushed on it. It was already open. 705 00:40:53,154 --> 00:40:54,722 That was an easy puzzle to solve. 706 00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:56,190 -Just watch your step. 707 00:40:56,324 --> 00:40:58,659 There's a lot of fake blood. 708 00:40:59,327 --> 00:41:00,361 -Excuse me. 709 00:41:00,493 --> 00:41:01,996 This is so cool. 710 00:41:02,163 --> 00:41:03,898 This guy's big. 711 00:41:06,367 --> 00:41:07,735 Nice! 712 00:41:08,102 --> 00:41:09,170 Rocks! 713 00:41:26,220 --> 00:41:27,922 Ready? 714 00:41:30,191 --> 00:41:32,360 -You have defeated the evil spirits 715 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,928 and saved a grateful world. 716 00:41:34,061 --> 00:41:35,763 Please allow me to bestow unto you 10 percent off 717 00:41:35,896 --> 00:41:37,865 any meal in the food court. 718 00:41:37,999 --> 00:41:40,401 Except for the pizza place, they won't play ball. 719 00:41:40,534 --> 00:41:42,269 -That sucks. -Yeah, they're dicks, 720 00:41:42,403 --> 00:41:43,738 you know. -Yeah whatever. 721 00:41:43,871 --> 00:41:45,239 -Yeah, but, hey, did you all have fun? 722 00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:46,507 I did! 723 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,075 -And you got money off some food! 724 00:41:48,209 --> 00:41:50,177 Yeah, it's much more difficult than I thought. 725 00:41:52,713 --> 00:41:54,181 I can't believe you went full price. 726 00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:56,217 I wanted pizza. I ain't no coupon's bitch. 727 00:41:57,018 --> 00:41:59,220 -Does Bradford have any deals at the arcade? 728 00:41:59,587 --> 00:42:01,055 We could Skee-ball. 729 00:42:01,188 --> 00:42:02,823 -The haunt has an arcade, so we can play for free there. 730 00:42:03,090 --> 00:42:05,626 Same goes for bowling, mini golf, and the go carts. 731 00:42:05,993 --> 00:42:07,261 -But then you're, like, back at work. 732 00:42:07,395 --> 00:42:09,163 -I mean, we're there all the time, so... 733 00:42:09,296 --> 00:42:11,065 -Yeah, we're usually there first thing on Sundays. 734 00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:13,100 -But today just felt like the perfect day to 735 00:42:13,234 --> 00:42:14,168 escape from a room. 736 00:42:14,301 --> 00:42:15,870 -No arguments here. 737 00:42:16,203 --> 00:42:18,739 -We might get paid fuck all for haunting people, but 738 00:42:18,906 --> 00:42:21,175 then the stuff we would spend our money on is free. 739 00:42:21,308 --> 00:42:23,512 -Or 10 percent off. 740 00:42:23,911 --> 00:42:25,946 -I also work at Fit Perfect four days a week, 741 00:42:26,147 --> 00:42:27,948 but you're not going to catch me in there on a day off. 742 00:42:28,082 --> 00:42:30,384 -You only just go back to haunt then? 743 00:42:30,751 --> 00:42:32,119 Have you guys carved pumpkins yet? 744 00:42:32,253 --> 00:42:33,854 Tonight's the last night of Pumpkin Fest. 745 00:42:33,988 --> 00:42:35,423 What's Pumpkin Fest? 746 00:42:35,589 --> 00:42:38,459 Oh, no, but that would be a perfect post. 747 00:42:38,959 --> 00:42:40,494 I have to go back to the house first. 748 00:42:40,628 --> 00:42:42,730 I want to change. -Mika. 749 00:42:43,631 --> 00:42:44,732 She good? 750 00:42:44,999 --> 00:42:46,333 -You guys go ahead. 751 00:42:46,467 --> 00:42:47,635 We'll meet you there. 752 00:42:47,768 --> 00:42:50,071 -Okay. -Okay. 753 00:42:52,106 --> 00:42:53,974 I haven't really been up in this suburb, 754 00:42:54,108 --> 00:42:56,844 but it feels like it's one waterslide park away 755 00:42:56,977 --> 00:43:00,114 from becoming a full blown tourist trap. 756 00:43:00,247 --> 00:43:01,115 -They have one. 757 00:43:01,248 --> 00:43:02,750 It's just closed for the season. 758 00:43:02,883 --> 00:43:04,385 The funny thing is, is that if you drive 759 00:43:04,519 --> 00:43:07,288 like five miles north or five miles west, you're 760 00:43:07,421 --> 00:43:10,424 basically surrounded by forest preserves or cornfields. 761 00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:12,093 -That's so weird. 762 00:43:12,226 --> 00:43:13,727 And then right in the middle, they just have this random 763 00:43:13,861 --> 00:43:16,030 theme park where nothing is actually real. 764 00:43:16,464 --> 00:43:18,999 -It's all fantasy, right? 765 00:43:19,133 --> 00:43:20,701 My Instagram is the same thing for me. 766 00:43:20,835 --> 00:43:23,204 It's this sexy goth... 767 00:43:23,337 --> 00:43:24,371 ...theme park. 768 00:43:24,506 --> 00:43:26,107 Any time anybody wants to spend 769 00:43:26,240 --> 00:43:29,643 a few minutes in that world, they know where to find me. 770 00:43:29,777 --> 00:43:32,246 -Yeah, and what do you get out of it? 771 00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:33,314 -Other than money? 772 00:43:33,447 --> 00:43:34,882 -Money is good. Yes. 773 00:43:35,015 --> 00:43:37,918 -It's fantasy for me too, but I get to control it. 774 00:43:38,686 --> 00:43:40,154 It's this dark, chaotic, 775 00:43:40,287 --> 00:43:43,257 kinky world that I get to completely own and shape. 776 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,327 The haunt is the same thing for Bradford, 777 00:43:46,460 --> 00:43:48,229 ushering other people into admire it is 778 00:43:48,362 --> 00:43:50,397 just a bonus. 779 00:43:50,532 --> 00:43:51,999 -Fair enough. 780 00:44:00,875 --> 00:44:03,310 -I'll just put these right back where I found them. 781 00:44:03,444 --> 00:44:04,745 -Yeah, Yeah, you can just put them there. 782 00:44:04,879 --> 00:44:05,946 Sorry about that. -It's okay. 783 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,182 You got quite a closet in there. 784 00:44:08,315 --> 00:44:08,816 -Yeah. 785 00:44:08,949 --> 00:44:10,251 I like to have... 786 00:44:10,484 --> 00:44:12,019 ...some options. 787 00:44:14,889 --> 00:44:17,491 -You can stay here tonight if you want. 788 00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:18,792 -I'm not like... 789 00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:19,994 I'm not, like, homeless. 790 00:44:20,127 --> 00:44:21,530 -Cool. 791 00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:23,931 -I mean, everyone from school just kinda fucked off to L.A. 792 00:44:24,131 --> 00:44:25,699 I knew if I move back home, I wouldn't 793 00:44:25,833 --> 00:44:26,667 give this acting thing a real shot. 794 00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,002 -Yeah. 795 00:44:28,135 --> 00:44:29,604 -So I'm going to find a place. -Here? 796 00:44:29,737 --> 00:44:30,471 -Yeah. 797 00:44:30,605 --> 00:44:32,473 -Not L.A., huh? 798 00:44:33,207 --> 00:44:36,844 -I mean, why is this so much easier for everyone but me? 799 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,916 -I mean, I don't even know anything about L.A. 800 00:44:42,049 --> 00:44:44,619 -Well, did you know anything about Chicago? 801 00:44:44,752 --> 00:44:46,487 -Well, that was school, 802 00:44:46,621 --> 00:44:47,622 this is real life. 803 00:44:47,755 --> 00:44:49,290 I mean, do you know 804 00:44:49,423 --> 00:44:50,791 how many steps are it takes to becoming a working actor? 805 00:44:51,025 --> 00:44:52,193 -A lot. -Yeah. 806 00:44:52,326 --> 00:44:53,562 There are so many. 807 00:44:53,694 --> 00:44:55,196 I mean, I've been listening to all these podcasts 808 00:44:55,329 --> 00:44:57,097 saying that it will take five to 10 years 809 00:44:57,231 --> 00:44:59,366 to become an overnight success. 810 00:44:59,500 --> 00:45:00,935 Except for Topher Grace. 811 00:45:02,102 --> 00:45:03,304 -You better get started, then. 812 00:45:03,437 --> 00:45:04,838 Well, that's easy for you to say, 813 00:45:04,972 --> 00:45:06,907 you have Insta' income at the ready. 814 00:45:07,041 --> 00:45:12,012 -Hey, I'll check out L.A. spooky season wraps tomorrow. 815 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:13,648 Let's drive out. 816 00:45:13,781 --> 00:45:15,082 Check it out. 817 00:45:16,350 --> 00:45:18,385 -But, Celeste, it's so fucking scary. 818 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:21,722 I mean, what if I can't be what I always thought I was meant to be? 819 00:45:21,855 --> 00:45:24,258 -No one's meant to be anything, but 820 00:45:24,391 --> 00:45:26,460 especially if you don't give it a try. 821 00:45:26,595 --> 00:45:29,564 Either way, it's gotta beat living in your car. 822 00:45:29,698 --> 00:45:31,899 -Hey, I'm gonna find a place. 823 00:45:32,032 --> 00:45:34,368 -You're laying on it. If you want it. 824 00:45:35,302 --> 00:45:38,205 At least until we wrap the haunt. 825 00:45:38,339 --> 00:45:39,373 -Thank you. 826 00:45:39,507 --> 00:45:41,175 -You're welcome. 827 00:45:46,548 --> 00:45:47,248 -Thank you. 828 00:45:47,381 --> 00:45:48,849 -There you go. 829 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:07,702 -What's up, man? You stay at the party all night? 830 00:46:07,835 --> 00:46:10,104 -Oh, God, no. 831 00:46:11,038 --> 00:46:13,073 -Look, have you heard anything from Rosemary? 832 00:46:13,207 --> 00:46:14,141 -No. Why? 833 00:46:14,275 --> 00:46:15,510 Were we supposed to have plans? 834 00:46:15,644 --> 00:46:17,378 -No, she's just not replying to my texts. 835 00:46:18,379 --> 00:46:19,947 -Maybe she's on a phone break. 836 00:46:20,314 --> 00:46:22,584 -Naw, she wasn't home last night either. 837 00:46:22,983 --> 00:46:24,385 -Last night? 838 00:46:24,852 --> 00:46:26,287 Are you guys like... 839 00:46:26,453 --> 00:46:28,122 Oh, shit, dude. 840 00:46:28,856 --> 00:46:30,057 Are you... 841 00:46:30,190 --> 00:46:31,191 Are you fryin' each other's bacon? 842 00:46:31,325 --> 00:46:32,393 -Mmm mm. 843 00:46:32,527 --> 00:46:33,561 -Are you roasting that ham bone-in, dude? 844 00:46:33,695 --> 00:46:34,828 -Danny, stop. 845 00:46:34,962 --> 00:46:36,665 -What, they're just pork variations. 846 00:46:36,797 --> 00:46:38,065 Implying that you're porkin'. 847 00:46:38,198 --> 00:46:39,833 -Okay, you're being weird. 848 00:46:40,602 --> 00:46:42,570 Dude, I can't believe it. I've been walking around here 849 00:46:42,704 --> 00:46:43,904 thinking that we're the three Musketeers 850 00:46:44,038 --> 00:46:45,439 and this whole time 851 00:46:45,573 --> 00:46:47,107 you two have been barbecuing each other's baby backs. 852 00:46:47,241 --> 00:46:48,909 -I don't even know what the fuck that means? 853 00:46:49,043 --> 00:46:50,411 -You know, just porkin'. 854 00:46:50,545 --> 00:46:51,680 -Dude, look. 855 00:46:51,812 --> 00:46:53,147 It's haunt season, anything goes. 856 00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:55,115 Sometimes her and I, we help each other out. 857 00:46:55,249 --> 00:46:57,752 That's not what this is about. -Help each other out. 858 00:46:57,885 --> 00:47:00,821 Oh, dude, and I thought only John Cassavetes and the devil 859 00:47:00,954 --> 00:47:02,557 got to know Rosemary like that, bro. 860 00:47:02,691 --> 00:47:04,091 Come on. Don't be a dick. 861 00:47:04,224 --> 00:47:05,459 -Whatever. Fuck off. Hey, can you watch the bar? 862 00:47:05,593 --> 00:47:06,827 I know you're not working. 863 00:47:06,960 --> 00:47:08,262 -For how long? 864 00:47:08,663 --> 00:47:09,597 Forever? 865 00:47:09,731 --> 00:47:11,098 -It'll just be a second. 866 00:47:12,066 --> 00:47:13,834 -Goddamn it, dude. 867 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,305 -Rosemary, you out here? 868 00:47:36,990 --> 00:47:38,560 -Dude... -Mmm. 869 00:47:38,693 --> 00:47:40,394 -It's like she took off in the middle of doing the laundry. 870 00:47:40,528 --> 00:47:42,831 -So do your own laundry, Patriarchy? 871 00:47:42,963 --> 00:47:44,298 -This weird for her. 872 00:47:44,431 --> 00:47:46,233 First, Taylor leaves, and that's not like her; 873 00:47:46,367 --> 00:47:48,936 then Josh; Mika with this whole stupid phone thing; 874 00:47:49,069 --> 00:47:50,237 and Rosie's not here. 875 00:47:50,371 --> 00:47:51,905 I don't know, man. Something's up. 876 00:47:52,039 --> 00:47:53,974 -Please, dude, you've gone days without answering texts. 877 00:47:54,108 --> 00:47:56,043 Nice double standard, Patriarchy. 878 00:47:56,176 --> 00:47:57,378 -This feels weird. 879 00:47:57,512 --> 00:47:59,413 This whole season feels fucking weird, man. 880 00:47:59,581 --> 00:48:01,482 Like, yeah, back in the day, it was like a hobby. 881 00:48:01,616 --> 00:48:03,484 So people came and they went, did whatever. 882 00:48:03,618 --> 00:48:04,918 But now, like, 883 00:48:05,052 --> 00:48:06,387 I don't know, people miss a whole week at work 884 00:48:06,521 --> 00:48:07,789 before they miss a single day at the haunt. 885 00:48:07,921 --> 00:48:09,356 Suddenly everybody disappears? 886 00:48:09,490 --> 00:48:11,492 -Dude. It's all aesthetic, man. 887 00:48:11,626 --> 00:48:14,495 It's diet darkness draped in a Jack Skellington backpack. 888 00:48:14,763 --> 00:48:16,029 Come on. 889 00:48:16,163 --> 00:48:17,766 -Like, Rosie said it last night, it's starting to 890 00:48:17,898 --> 00:48:20,434 feel like college. Maybe she's ready to grow up. 891 00:48:20,568 --> 00:48:21,935 -Dude, that's exactly what I'm saying. 892 00:48:22,069 --> 00:48:23,203 We're down the street from 893 00:48:23,337 --> 00:48:24,672 demon fucking Disneyland over there, 894 00:48:24,806 --> 00:48:26,473 and even our thing is starting to feel tired. 895 00:48:26,608 --> 00:48:27,908 Dude, none of it's scary. 896 00:48:28,041 --> 00:48:29,276 I'm telling you, none of it's scary. 897 00:48:29,410 --> 00:48:30,712 It's supposed to be scary. 898 00:48:30,845 --> 00:48:32,614 -No, it's supposed to be fun. 899 00:48:32,747 --> 00:48:34,114 -Okay. Yeah. 900 00:48:34,248 --> 00:48:35,048 Tell that to an ancient Celt as a druid pushes 901 00:48:35,182 --> 00:48:36,584 him into a burning pyre. 902 00:48:37,117 --> 00:48:37,951 -I don't know, man. 903 00:48:38,085 --> 00:48:38,986 I just like the drama. 904 00:50:14,682 --> 00:50:16,618 Get those angles. 905 00:50:17,017 --> 00:50:18,051 -V! 906 00:50:18,185 --> 00:50:20,522 I need you to be my camera person. 907 00:50:21,455 --> 00:50:23,758 -I think I'm done? -Look. 908 00:50:24,157 --> 00:50:25,527 -Classic. -Yeah. 909 00:50:25,793 --> 00:50:28,262 Listen, I'm sorry. Okay? 910 00:50:28,563 --> 00:50:29,697 -Cool. 911 00:50:29,831 --> 00:50:31,131 -Like, I was just freaked out about Taylor. 912 00:50:31,265 --> 00:50:33,367 -Oh, no, you don't have to do that. 913 00:50:33,500 --> 00:50:34,468 -Okay. 914 00:50:34,802 --> 00:50:36,336 But, like, I was worried something happened to her, 915 00:50:36,470 --> 00:50:39,139 like, something bad, but I guess she's okay. 916 00:50:39,641 --> 00:50:41,643 Okay with Rosemary instead of me. 917 00:50:41,776 --> 00:50:43,243 -Rosemary? -Yeah. 918 00:50:43,410 --> 00:50:45,178 -That's... I don't know. 919 00:50:45,312 --> 00:50:46,748 It seems like she'd be a little less 920 00:50:46,881 --> 00:50:49,316 surprised being hung up on the wall, but... 921 00:50:49,449 --> 00:50:50,985 -I mean, I don't know, like, Taylor is the type 922 00:50:51,118 --> 00:50:53,186 not to want to talk about it, when it's time to move on, 923 00:50:53,320 --> 00:50:56,256 so... yeah. 924 00:51:02,396 --> 00:51:03,531 Um, you know what? 925 00:51:03,665 --> 00:51:04,933 Tell the coven I had to go, yeah? 926 00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:06,099 -Yeah. Fore suresies. 927 00:51:06,233 --> 00:51:07,501 Is everything okay? -Yup. 928 00:51:09,436 --> 00:51:10,605 -I don't know where those lips have been. 929 00:51:10,738 --> 00:51:12,205 -Oh, I'm pretty sure you can guess. 930 00:51:12,339 --> 00:51:14,842 -Yeah, probably. 931 00:52:22,043 --> 00:52:23,878 -Rosemary? 932 00:52:24,912 --> 00:52:26,914 It's Mika. 933 00:52:28,683 --> 00:52:30,384 Rosemary? 934 00:52:40,227 --> 00:52:41,929 Rosemary? 935 00:52:49,202 --> 00:52:51,839 Rosemary? It's Mika. 936 00:52:54,474 --> 00:52:56,309 Stop! What the fuck are you doing? 937 00:52:56,443 --> 00:52:58,012 Are you fucking crazy? 938 00:52:58,178 --> 00:52:58,946 Stop! 939 00:52:59,147 --> 00:53:00,213 Stop! 940 00:53:00,347 --> 00:53:01,448 What the fuck is wrong with you? 941 00:53:01,582 --> 00:53:03,183 Get these the fuck off of me! 942 00:53:03,316 --> 00:53:05,352 What the fuck is wrong with you? 943 00:53:05,485 --> 00:53:06,788 Get these off of me! 944 00:53:06,921 --> 00:53:09,657 Fuck! What the fuck are you doing? 945 00:53:10,124 --> 00:53:12,794 Stop! Are you fucking crazy? 946 00:53:12,927 --> 00:53:13,928 Stop! 947 00:53:21,268 --> 00:53:23,203 Get the fuck away from me! 948 00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:25,472 Get the fuck away from me! 949 00:53:26,974 --> 00:53:28,509 Get the fuck away from me! 950 00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:34,549 -Rosie! 951 00:53:55,069 --> 00:53:56,037 -Help! 952 00:54:10,151 --> 00:54:11,819 -Hello? 953 00:54:26,567 --> 00:54:28,770 Who's in there? 954 00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:43,350 -Boo! 955 00:54:43,483 --> 00:54:44,786 -Fucking Christ, Danny. 956 00:54:44,919 --> 00:54:46,621 What the fuck are you doing out here, man? 957 00:54:46,754 --> 00:54:47,989 -Messing with you, man. Come on, let's get outta here. 958 00:54:48,122 --> 00:54:49,456 -What do you mean you're messing with me? 959 00:54:49,590 --> 00:54:50,658 What was with all the screaming? 960 00:54:50,792 --> 00:54:52,026 -Dude, I was fucking with you. 961 00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:53,460 -Yeah, that wasn't you screaming, though. 962 00:54:53,594 --> 00:54:54,862 -Dude-- -Who the fuck's out here? 963 00:54:54,996 --> 00:54:56,164 Is Rosemary out here with you, because-- 964 00:54:56,296 --> 00:54:57,799 -Hey! Nobody's out here, man. 965 00:54:57,932 --> 00:54:58,900 Let's get a drink. Come on. Just you and me. Let's go. 966 00:54:59,033 --> 00:54:59,600 Just come with me. 967 00:55:02,236 --> 00:55:03,771 -The fuck's going on, man? 968 00:55:04,437 --> 00:55:05,840 Who's out here? 969 00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:06,941 -Dude, hey... 970 00:55:07,074 --> 00:55:08,676 Look, um... 971 00:55:11,879 --> 00:55:12,547 It's not time. 972 00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,315 -Not time for what? 973 00:55:18,451 --> 00:55:20,188 Is that real? 974 00:55:37,470 --> 00:55:38,806 -Fuck. 975 00:55:43,678 --> 00:55:46,413 One, two, three. 976 00:55:47,215 --> 00:55:48,415 -Oh, no Flash. No flash. 977 00:55:48,549 --> 00:55:50,885 Okay, sorry. Ready? 978 00:55:51,018 --> 00:55:53,120 One, two, three. 979 00:55:54,088 --> 00:55:55,056 Okay, got it. 980 00:55:55,189 --> 00:55:56,591 -Let me see. 981 00:56:03,231 --> 00:56:04,332 Dude, 982 00:56:04,732 --> 00:56:06,366 I have to do more pumpkin pin-ups. 983 00:56:06,499 --> 00:56:08,368 This thing is killing. 984 00:56:08,501 --> 00:56:10,271 Were you scared when you posted your first nude? 985 00:56:10,403 --> 00:56:11,505 -Sure. 986 00:56:12,206 --> 00:56:13,741 -Then why'd you do it? 987 00:56:15,343 --> 00:56:16,544 -This is mine. 988 00:56:16,677 --> 00:56:18,212 I'm going to do with it what I want. 989 00:56:18,346 --> 00:56:20,615 And then eventually I wanted to do it more than 990 00:56:20,748 --> 00:56:23,684 I was scared of it. -Cool. 991 00:56:23,818 --> 00:56:25,385 Oh. Then somebody immediately 992 00:56:25,519 --> 00:56:28,556 sent me a dick tribute to my message requests and, uh... 993 00:56:29,422 --> 00:56:31,292 Learned to stay away from there. 994 00:56:33,027 --> 00:56:34,394 -I feel like one picture of a rando dick would have 995 00:56:34,528 --> 00:56:35,563 been enough to scare me off, 996 00:56:35,696 --> 00:56:38,232 but it doesn't take much. 997 00:56:38,366 --> 00:56:40,101 I'm scared of everything. 998 00:56:40,234 --> 00:56:41,401 -No. Yeah, for sure. 999 00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:42,937 Says the evil possessed scarecrow. 1000 00:56:43,070 --> 00:56:45,239 Hey, but you will never find a gentler, 1001 00:56:45,373 --> 00:56:46,741 kinder evil scarecrow. 1002 00:56:46,874 --> 00:56:48,475 -I can work at a haunted house. 1003 00:56:48,609 --> 00:56:50,044 I just can't go through one. 1004 00:56:50,177 --> 00:56:52,947 I tried last year. You remember? 1005 00:56:53,948 --> 00:56:57,018 -Dude, she was out of there so fast. 1006 00:56:57,151 --> 00:56:59,287 -The first time something jumped out at us. 1007 00:56:59,419 --> 00:57:00,721 I turn around... 1008 00:57:00,855 --> 00:57:01,923 She gone. 1009 00:57:02,123 --> 00:57:02,723 -Nearest exit. 1010 00:57:02,857 --> 00:57:04,025 I think I made it, like, 1011 00:57:04,325 --> 00:57:05,693 one room. 1012 00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:08,529 -Totally abandoned me to face the zombies on my own. 1013 00:57:08,663 --> 00:57:10,097 -I couldn't help it. 1014 00:57:10,231 --> 00:57:12,400 When it came down to saving you or saving myself, 1015 00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:14,602 it wasn't even a conscious decision. 1016 00:57:14,735 --> 00:57:15,970 My legs decided for me. 1017 00:57:16,103 --> 00:57:18,539 -Hey, my legs did the same for me. 1018 00:57:18,673 --> 00:57:20,107 They were like: 1019 00:57:20,241 --> 00:57:21,676 You think you can hide these babies from the world? 1020 00:57:22,009 --> 00:57:24,745 I had to debunk the supposed allure of a thigh gap. 1021 00:57:24,879 --> 00:57:26,714 Ahh, preach. 1022 00:57:26,847 --> 00:57:29,684 -Every body is beautiful. 1023 00:58:00,514 --> 00:58:02,149 You okay? 1024 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,921 -Happy Halloween. 1025 00:58:44,759 --> 00:58:46,227 Happy Halloween. 1026 00:58:47,828 --> 00:58:50,031 -Oh, Happy Halloween. 1027 00:58:50,164 --> 00:58:51,132 -Coffee? 1028 00:58:51,565 --> 00:58:52,800 -Sure. 1029 00:58:59,740 --> 00:59:01,208 Your place is really nice. 1030 00:59:01,342 --> 00:59:03,711 -Thanks. 1031 00:59:03,844 --> 00:59:05,579 You know, it always makes me a little sad. 1032 00:59:05,713 --> 00:59:07,214 -Hmm? 1033 00:59:07,348 --> 00:59:09,283 I try to keep the spirit alive until November 1st, but 1034 00:59:09,483 --> 00:59:10,918 it always already feels over. 1035 00:59:11,052 --> 00:59:12,119 -Well, how do you think I feel? 1036 00:59:12,253 --> 00:59:14,021 I just met you bunch of weirdos. 1037 00:59:14,155 --> 00:59:15,289 -Well, 1038 00:59:15,423 --> 00:59:16,891 It's better to have been scalped a couple nights 1039 00:59:17,024 --> 00:59:18,259 than to have never been scalped at all. 1040 00:59:18,392 --> 00:59:20,327 -That old chestnut. 1041 00:59:21,228 --> 00:59:23,230 -You got another job to go to? 1042 00:59:25,266 --> 00:59:28,803 -No. You? -Job? 1043 00:59:29,336 --> 00:59:30,604 I got a career. 1044 00:59:30,738 --> 00:59:32,873 I'm a fixed income analyst. 1045 00:59:34,608 --> 00:59:35,910 -Um... What? 1046 00:59:36,110 --> 00:59:37,478 -When I got this place, I figured I'd be here 1047 00:59:37,611 --> 00:59:39,947 all summer, but I mostly just rent it out. 1048 00:59:40,414 --> 00:59:41,849 I use my vacation time to come out and 1049 00:59:41,982 --> 00:59:43,017 do this every year. 1050 00:59:43,150 --> 00:59:45,486 -So this is like your vacation? 1051 00:59:45,853 --> 00:59:47,822 -Does it feel like working to you? 1052 00:59:48,656 --> 00:59:49,457 -Touché. 1053 00:59:49,590 --> 00:59:50,658 Touché. 1054 00:59:52,927 --> 00:59:54,829 -I just want to say thank you for 1055 00:59:54,962 --> 00:59:57,031 letting me stay here for a little bit. 1056 00:59:57,164 --> 00:59:58,632 -Of course. 1057 00:59:59,967 --> 01:00:01,235 -I just want to ask, though, 1058 01:00:01,368 --> 01:00:03,070 just curious, why don't you come hang out 1059 01:00:03,204 --> 01:00:05,306 if you let everyone always stay? 1060 01:00:05,773 --> 01:00:07,208 -I hang out. 1061 01:00:08,042 --> 01:00:10,678 When we're all covered in blood and screaming. 1062 01:00:10,811 --> 01:00:11,946 Once we wipe off the blood, 1063 01:00:12,079 --> 01:00:14,215 we're just into different things. 1064 01:00:15,550 --> 01:00:16,417 -Yeah. 1065 01:00:16,750 --> 01:00:18,185 -How's it treating you? 1066 01:00:18,486 --> 01:00:21,288 -Well, I've wanted to scream my head off 1067 01:00:21,422 --> 01:00:22,957 in public for years, 1068 01:00:23,090 --> 01:00:25,326 so now I actually get people to line up and watch it. 1069 01:00:25,459 --> 01:00:27,862 -Like a pressure relief valve every October. 1070 01:00:28,597 --> 01:00:29,930 -Exactly. 1071 01:00:30,698 --> 01:00:33,868 To one more night of unrelenting horror. 1072 01:01:17,646 --> 01:01:19,780 -No word from Mika still? -No. 1073 01:01:21,115 --> 01:01:22,983 -She wouldn't just bail. -Yeah. 1074 01:01:23,117 --> 01:01:24,218 -Maybe she made up with Taylor 1075 01:01:24,351 --> 01:01:25,753 and they're off whatever'ing? 1076 01:01:25,886 --> 01:01:27,188 -She'd still text me back. 1077 01:01:27,321 --> 01:01:29,223 -Yeah, she would. 1078 01:01:29,356 --> 01:01:31,091 -It's the big night! 1079 01:01:32,594 --> 01:01:33,928 Weird news, 1080 01:01:34,061 --> 01:01:35,564 but Bradford and Rosemary can't be here tonight. 1081 01:01:36,897 --> 01:01:37,965 I know, I know. 1082 01:01:38,098 --> 01:01:39,833 I wish they could be here too, 1083 01:01:39,967 --> 01:01:42,136 but they have given everything so that we could 1084 01:01:42,269 --> 01:01:45,005 all come together and have a very special night. 1085 01:01:45,439 --> 01:01:47,107 Okay? Let's not let them down. 1086 01:01:47,241 --> 01:01:49,076 I'm only making one really big change. 1087 01:01:49,210 --> 01:01:51,478 And that is to the final tableau. 1088 01:01:51,946 --> 01:01:53,414 Jace. -Yeah. 1089 01:01:53,548 --> 01:01:55,617 -I know you're usually in the mausoleum, 1090 01:01:56,183 --> 01:01:58,485 but that's going to be a whole other thing tonight. 1091 01:01:58,886 --> 01:02:00,622 Would you be up for jumping in with Matilda 1092 01:02:00,754 --> 01:02:02,356 in the torture chamber? 1093 01:02:03,490 --> 01:02:04,593 -I can scalp a bitch. 1094 01:02:04,758 --> 01:02:07,094 -Whoa, whoa, whoa. -Excuse me? 1095 01:02:07,761 --> 01:02:09,664 -I'm so sorry. Um... 1096 01:02:09,797 --> 01:02:11,899 I can, with your blessing and consent, 1097 01:02:12,032 --> 01:02:14,301 gently remove a bitch's hair. 1098 01:02:14,435 --> 01:02:15,202 -Thank you. 1099 01:02:15,336 --> 01:02:16,370 -That's better. -Okay. 1100 01:02:16,503 --> 01:02:17,706 People, hey... 1101 01:02:18,205 --> 01:02:20,040 I don't want anything to break the mood, 1102 01:02:20,174 --> 01:02:22,876 so make absolutely sure leave your fucking cell phones 1103 01:02:23,010 --> 01:02:24,512 in your fucking lockers. 1104 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:26,413 All right? 1105 01:02:26,548 --> 01:02:29,183 I know we usually want to have fun, right? 1106 01:02:29,316 --> 01:02:30,585 But tonight, 1107 01:02:30,784 --> 01:02:32,953 nobody walks away unchanged. 1108 01:02:33,887 --> 01:02:35,022 Nobody. 1109 01:02:35,523 --> 01:02:36,691 Tonight, 1110 01:02:37,057 --> 01:02:41,128 we undo the sacrilege of generations and embrace 1111 01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:44,098 the terrifying traditions of what All Hallow's Eve 1112 01:02:44,231 --> 01:02:47,434 was always meant to be. 1113 01:02:47,801 --> 01:02:49,903 Let's get fucking bloody. 1114 01:02:55,476 --> 01:02:57,512 -Are you ready to die? 1115 01:03:13,494 --> 01:03:15,796 -All right, What do we got here? 1116 01:03:15,929 --> 01:03:16,930 Oh, it's all just a one piece. 1117 01:03:17,064 --> 01:03:18,999 -Yeah, it's, uh... 1118 01:03:20,200 --> 01:03:22,537 Wait, so we're doing something different tonight, right? 1119 01:03:23,904 --> 01:03:26,340 -Yeah. Why? 1120 01:03:27,542 --> 01:03:29,143 -It's Halloween! 1121 01:03:32,946 --> 01:03:35,149 A time for pretend, right? 1122 01:03:35,282 --> 01:03:36,383 Yeah? 1123 01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:39,253 How many of you have used a Halloween costume 1124 01:03:39,386 --> 01:03:41,822 as an excuse to show the world 1125 01:03:41,955 --> 01:03:44,626 something real that you've kept hidden away? 1126 01:03:46,060 --> 01:03:47,895 Yeah? One, two... yeah? 1127 01:03:49,363 --> 01:03:50,464 I am. 1128 01:03:50,598 --> 01:03:52,866 The entire rest of my life is the costume! 1129 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:55,402 Yeah! 1130 01:03:55,804 --> 01:03:56,705 Tonight, 1131 01:03:57,237 --> 01:03:59,139 I finally get to be 1132 01:03:59,273 --> 01:04:01,676 what I was always meant to be. 1133 01:04:02,276 --> 01:04:04,144 When we walk through that door, 1134 01:04:04,411 --> 01:04:06,781 I am going to kill as many of you 1135 01:04:06,914 --> 01:04:08,349 as I possibly can. 1136 01:04:10,117 --> 01:04:12,520 Yeah! Literally kill you! 1137 01:04:14,254 --> 01:04:15,456 You all thought tonight was a night of make believe. 1138 01:04:15,590 --> 01:04:18,593 But tonight is a night of sacrifice. 1139 01:04:20,695 --> 01:04:22,262 Observe. 1140 01:04:28,902 --> 01:04:30,904 Who's first? 1141 01:04:31,806 --> 01:04:34,208 Okay. Okay. 1142 01:04:36,343 --> 01:04:38,045 -Only those marked with the blood of the knife 1143 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:39,880 will die tonight. 1144 01:04:40,013 --> 01:04:42,416 Before the pageantry, before the pyres 1145 01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:45,919 were reserved for animals, there was one order 1146 01:04:46,387 --> 01:04:49,123 that understood the power of human sacrifice. 1147 01:04:49,323 --> 01:04:51,959 They marked their offerings in their own blood, 1148 01:04:52,092 --> 01:04:53,862 then struck them down during the final harvest 1149 01:04:53,994 --> 01:04:55,864 of the season. 1150 01:04:56,330 --> 01:05:00,033 They harvested the imposters and the hypocrites, 1151 01:05:00,200 --> 01:05:01,736 those who pretended to be something they 1152 01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:03,203 could never hope to be. 1153 01:05:03,337 --> 01:05:07,040 And in doing so, proved their own righteousness. 1154 01:05:25,459 --> 01:05:27,394 Whoa. 1155 01:05:27,529 --> 01:05:28,996 That's awesome. 1156 01:05:41,776 --> 01:05:43,878 -Observe this sacrifice as a warning. 1157 01:05:44,011 --> 01:05:46,781 If you follow me, you also follow him 1158 01:05:46,915 --> 01:05:48,949 into the darkness. 1159 01:05:49,082 --> 01:05:49,950 No groups tonight. 1160 01:05:50,083 --> 01:05:51,519 Everybody all at once. 1161 01:05:52,620 --> 01:05:53,688 See you later. 1162 01:06:02,229 --> 01:06:03,731 Okay. 1163 01:06:03,865 --> 01:06:05,332 We're clear. 1164 01:06:06,668 --> 01:06:07,769 Holy shit, dude. 1165 01:06:08,035 --> 01:06:09,403 How'd you do that? 1166 01:06:10,738 --> 01:06:12,005 Dude? 1167 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:15,142 Tall John? 1168 01:06:17,545 --> 01:06:19,213 Fuckin'... 1169 01:06:19,681 --> 01:06:21,248 Holy... 1170 01:06:37,164 --> 01:06:39,333 -Now it's my turn! 1171 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:42,770 -What the fuck? 1172 01:06:42,904 --> 01:06:44,438 -I thought it was sexier. 1173 01:06:46,340 --> 01:06:49,644 -If you were on the wall, it wouldn't have been you. 1174 01:06:50,477 --> 01:06:51,613 -What? 1175 01:07:43,565 --> 01:07:44,699 -V, Give me your phone! 1176 01:07:44,832 --> 01:07:45,733 -Where's your face? 1177 01:07:45,867 --> 01:07:46,801 -Tall John's fucking dead. 1178 01:07:46,935 --> 01:07:48,435 Stabbed for real. He's dead. 1179 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:49,671 -Yeah. 1180 01:07:49,804 --> 01:07:51,506 -Give me your phone. -It's in the locker room. 1181 01:07:51,639 --> 01:07:53,975 -Shit! Does someone have a phone I can borrow, please? 1182 01:07:54,107 --> 01:07:55,242 There's been an acci-- Wait, wait! 1183 01:07:55,375 --> 01:07:56,544 Stop, stop! Don't go in there! 1184 01:07:56,678 --> 01:07:58,178 -Zade! -I'm not fucking around, V. 1185 01:07:58,580 --> 01:07:59,781 Please! Does someone have a phone? 1186 01:07:59,914 --> 01:08:02,016 Please? Thank you! 1187 01:08:02,784 --> 01:08:05,419 Wait! Stop! Don't go in there! 1188 01:08:06,253 --> 01:08:09,222 Yes! We need an ambulance and the police. 1189 01:08:10,825 --> 01:08:12,594 -Tall John? 1190 01:08:15,195 --> 01:08:16,731 -Tall John? 1191 01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:28,408 Oh my God. 1192 01:09:13,253 --> 01:09:14,989 -Excuse me! Excuse me! 1193 01:09:16,090 --> 01:09:16,991 -Where's Danny? 1194 01:09:17,125 --> 01:09:18,593 -He went through! 1195 01:09:18,726 --> 01:09:20,128 -I'm sorry, everyone, we need you to exit the haunt. 1196 01:09:20,260 --> 01:09:20,795 Please, go back to the parking lot... 1197 01:09:20,928 --> 01:09:21,696 -V! 1198 01:09:22,162 --> 01:09:22,864 Hey! 1199 01:09:22,997 --> 01:09:23,731 -Get them out! 1200 01:09:23,865 --> 01:09:24,565 -What happened? 1201 01:09:24,699 --> 01:09:25,867 -It's bad! 1202 01:09:26,299 --> 01:09:27,669 It's bad. 1203 01:09:29,704 --> 01:09:30,605 -Okay, yeah. 1204 01:09:30,738 --> 01:09:32,040 All right. Everybody, let's go. 1205 01:09:32,172 --> 01:09:32,940 Please file out to the parking lot. 1206 01:09:33,141 --> 01:09:34,742 Let's go! Come on! 1207 01:09:35,375 --> 01:09:37,612 -Excuse me! Excuse me! Everybody needs to exit! 1208 01:09:37,745 --> 01:09:39,279 We have to close the haunt! 1209 01:09:40,447 --> 01:09:42,917 -You want Halloween? 1210 01:09:46,988 --> 01:09:49,691 This is Halloween. 1211 01:10:00,267 --> 01:10:01,636 -Danny! 1212 01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:11,713 -Holy shit! 1213 01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:27,260 Everybody, please go to the next room! 1214 01:10:27,394 --> 01:10:28,930 There's an exit in the next room! 1215 01:10:29,329 --> 01:10:30,531 V! What's going on? 1216 01:10:30,665 --> 01:10:32,499 -We have to get everybody out! Let's go! 1217 01:10:34,267 --> 01:10:35,770 Go, go, go! 1218 01:10:38,005 --> 01:10:38,873 -Stop! 1219 01:10:41,341 --> 01:10:42,777 Stop! 1220 01:10:50,651 --> 01:10:52,319 -Come on! Come on! 1221 01:10:56,356 --> 01:10:58,092 - You gotta go! - V! 1222 01:10:59,026 --> 01:11:00,895 V, talk to me! What's going on? 1223 01:11:01,028 --> 01:11:02,764 Go, go, go! 1224 01:11:05,332 --> 01:11:06,934 What the fuck? 1225 01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:08,603 -Help me! 1226 01:11:10,071 --> 01:11:11,271 Help me! 1227 01:11:12,907 --> 01:11:15,209 -Get out! Get out! -What's going on? 1228 01:11:15,342 --> 01:11:16,511 -Let's go! Move! 1229 01:11:16,878 --> 01:11:18,345 He's killing everyone, Stan! -What? 1230 01:11:18,478 --> 01:11:20,380 -This isn't a fucking joke! -V! 1231 01:11:21,749 --> 01:11:23,618 -Oh, fuck, fuck ,fuck! 1232 01:11:32,927 --> 01:11:33,828 -Stan! 1233 01:11:41,803 --> 01:11:43,436 Get out! Get the fuck out! 1234 01:11:43,571 --> 01:11:45,573 -What? -He got Stan and V! 1235 01:11:46,373 --> 01:11:47,374 Hey! 1236 01:11:47,775 --> 01:11:48,943 -Danny! 1237 01:12:03,758 --> 01:12:05,159 -Mark me. 1238 01:12:05,492 --> 01:12:07,028 With the blood. 1239 01:12:08,930 --> 01:12:09,564 -What? 1240 01:12:09,697 --> 01:12:11,899 -Make me a sacrifice. 1241 01:12:13,267 --> 01:12:14,501 Mark me! 1242 01:12:14,635 --> 01:12:15,468 -Danny, stop. 1243 01:12:15,636 --> 01:12:17,071 -Danny, stop! 1244 01:12:39,560 --> 01:12:41,028 -V, we've gotta go. 1245 01:12:41,562 --> 01:12:42,395 V, we've got to go! 1246 01:12:42,530 --> 01:12:43,363 Don't look, it's okay. 1247 01:12:43,531 --> 01:12:44,699 Don't look, it's okay! 1248 01:12:45,833 --> 01:12:47,568 -Guys! What the fuck is going on? 1249 01:12:47,702 --> 01:12:49,003 -Danny, he... he killed a guy in there, 1250 01:12:49,136 --> 01:12:51,539 and he tried to kill V. -What? Get me out! 1251 01:12:51,672 --> 01:12:54,075 Hurry! Hurry! 1252 01:13:00,982 --> 01:13:01,916 -God! Help! 1253 01:13:02,049 --> 01:13:03,284 What are you doing? Get me out! 1254 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,887 Help! Help! Oh fuck! Help me! 1255 01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:33,748 What's going on? V! 1256 01:13:40,354 --> 01:13:41,989 Yo. 1257 01:13:42,690 --> 01:13:44,158 -My phone's in the changing room! 1258 01:13:44,759 --> 01:13:46,193 Call the police! Call that police! 1259 01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:27,969 Throw the dagger. What? 1260 01:14:28,102 --> 01:14:29,770 Throw the dagger far. 1261 01:14:29,904 --> 01:14:31,072 There's something about it. Throw it far, 1262 01:14:31,205 --> 01:14:32,506 he'll go for it, and we can escape. 1263 01:14:34,208 --> 01:14:35,076 Oh my God! 1264 01:14:35,209 --> 01:14:36,744 No! Danny! Please! 1265 01:14:38,746 --> 01:14:40,114 No! Danny! 1266 01:14:58,232 --> 01:15:00,067 -Help! Someone! 1267 01:15:01,135 --> 01:15:02,103 Help! 1268 01:15:05,006 --> 01:15:05,973 Help me! 1269 01:15:06,107 --> 01:15:07,041 Someone! 1270 01:15:08,242 --> 01:15:09,577 -You can do it. 1271 01:15:16,951 --> 01:15:17,685 Please! Please! 1272 01:15:17,818 --> 01:15:19,153 Danny! Stop! 1273 01:15:19,453 --> 01:15:20,788 No, no, no! 1274 01:15:22,723 --> 01:15:24,225 No, Danny! 1275 01:15:24,358 --> 01:15:25,459 Get off of me! 1276 01:15:30,898 --> 01:15:33,901 Please! Somebody do something! 1277 01:15:40,474 --> 01:15:43,177 -This is real! This is real! 1278 01:16:03,230 --> 01:16:04,999 -Holy shit. 1279 01:16:09,370 --> 01:16:11,338 -Are you okay? 1280 01:16:39,767 --> 01:16:42,303 -The fuck happened in there, you guys? 1281 01:16:45,339 --> 01:16:47,241 You wanna talk about it? 1282 01:16:50,911 --> 01:16:51,812 -That's it. 1283 01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:53,247 I'm going to L.A. 1284 01:16:53,481 --> 01:16:54,682 -Right now? 1285 01:16:55,649 --> 01:16:58,385 -Yeah. -You're not scared anymore? 1286 01:17:00,387 --> 01:17:02,156 -Of going to L.A.? 1287 01:17:02,356 --> 01:17:03,724 No.